Eddie Chat Pod #4 - "Gorillas are strong dudes"

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Get thready for a very cool podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
You've never heard anything quite like it.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
So crazy.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
He's fucked up guy.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
This podcast is one of a car. If you're not
listening to this, then there's no point in you even
having a pair of ears. I agree with you totally.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
As far as podcasts go, this is one of the
best in the world.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
He's the new Russell brand. Hello, their listeners, and welcome
back to episode four of Eddie's chat pod on the
Hardibucks Radio Radio Radioistletown Radio. Good to be back. I
missed an episode there because I was off in London
and I'm going to come back from London. I was
a bit poorly, bit under the weather, a bit congested,

(00:53):
had a bit of a cough man. That's resolved itself. No,
and I must say I think I spent a bit
too much time overproducing the last episode. As you might
have seen yourself, it was full of bells and whistles.
Nobody has ever seen such bells and whistles since the
double released album of Guns N' Roses Use your Illusion job.

(01:19):
There was a couple of different times I moved the
microphone in that because it was indeed recorded over different
installments that's the way it goes. And actually it's nice
to just hop in and continue on in section jobs.
I mean, at the end of the day, I'm just
here talking to myself, man, do you know what I mean?

(01:40):
Talking to hypothetical shadow men of my mind? And I
tell you something else. This isn't one of those high
grade fancy jumping into a studio with lads producing it.
Oh no, man, this is all done by me myself.
And you know what. To listen to it, you'd probably

(02:01):
be like, oh yeah, it sounds like an amateur job,
all right, But listen, man. One thing I've discovered about
life is do what you can with what you've got
from where you're from, and from acorns grow mighty oak trees.
And I tell you this, man, I tell you this.
If I stay at this now and I keep the

(02:23):
ball rolling, mad heart, it might well knock your Rogan
and the boys off the top spot fuck off. And
all he likes to get lads in talk about space
aliens and big talker's going on there? Man, anyone and
everyone has been on there that was worth going on.

(02:43):
Do you know what I mean? I mean, he has
a couple of old mates of his. I Coulo did
comedy the standard Los Angles. Now they're all at the Mothership.
The Mothership now, basically, from what I gather, the Mothership
is a place that Joe Rogan opened up a comedy show. Yeah,
he opened it up and everybody they moved down to
Austin and Texas, Homer, Alex Jones, who knows, man, Maybe

(03:08):
Alex Jones convinced Rogan to get out of commie Fournia
and move down there to Austin with him. Now, Austin
seems to be a nice little place, man. I mean,
I've not been down to Texas, but it seems like
the trees grow into the city nicely. There's a river
running through it, apparently, I'm not sure. Seems to have

(03:30):
a vibrant nightlife, lots of music, breweries, smoked.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Brisket, the your Rogan experience.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
You know, I've been meaning to tell you, Joe, Yeah,
you really should consider moving down here to Texas Austin.
Austin's a fine town, Joe. Maybe, I know you're into
the space, aliens and comedy scene. I think you'd be
much better off moving down here. At all, the rate
of tax in your old comedy anything going, Yeah, I
know who you like, Space Aliens. I love space alien

(04:03):
Why don't you come down here, open up your own
place that makes sense, your own comedy club. Call it
makes a lot of sense. The mother Ship, Yeah, I
could be you could be the king King, Yeah, the
King of the Alien King of the Mothers. Yeah, Alien Mothership,
comedy mothers. Yeah, dude, and the hunting down here will
be sick, flame, greyled breastcot mm. Yeah. People say I've
lost weight because of ozembic. Got a personal training or

(04:25):
court drinking cool for those that don't believe me, I've
got the receipts. I've been working hard and training like
a beast, like pull it up there, Jamie, pull it up,
oh ship, been working hard, been working out. Yeah. So
pound for pound, who do you think would win in
a fight between a gorilla and a rhino? I mean

(04:47):
pound for pound, It would depend on the creatures. Rhino
definitely crushing gorilla. The gorilla nor do a fucking rhine.
The rhinos are rand like crushing old that's it. Gorillas
do have a very grunty star. Gorillas man fucking strong,
dude strong, and you a gorilla one so you could

(05:07):
drive a via Pontiac Firebird. A gorilla driving a Pontiac
Firebird V eight engine. Oh yeah, married muscle car. Oh yeah, dude,
I saw a clip of a fully grown silverback gorilla
driving fully grown gorilla. Dude, a fully grown gorilla. Not
only could it do jay turns like a Hollywood stunt man,

(05:31):
he took his girlfriend on a date. You gotta be
kidding me, dude, fucking gorilla and it was yeah, gorilla, gorilla,
no idea, But the dude is training with a kettle
bell shaped like my head, like the kettle bell. Yeah,
that you have shaped like a gorilla and he drives.
How'd you get insurance for this? Like, you know, the
good gorilla and Tim Burton's two thousand and one Planet

(05:54):
of the Apes. Yeah, the bearded henchman. Yeah, he didn't
look like that gorilla. I mean, he looked like he
was he was built. Dude was rilla. He was just
driving jack gorilla. I mean, that's fantastic. It was a
fully grown gorilla, silverback gorilla sitting and fantastic. I mean,
but really you got to look at thee of the
car and he was operating the muscle car, the muscle car,

(06:17):
and he knew how to parallel Parky. You know, he
could do donuts. It was very impressive. He was driving
down the freeway. Yeah, I think what you're referring to
there is a self taught gorilla. This guy was just
cruising down the freeway, taking it easy, like it was
the most natural thing in the world. Liberty, I would
expect nothing less. I mean, the dude was just driving

(06:38):
down the freeway. You know, that's what the globalist won.
Oh yeah, cats that make funny human videos, that's the
least of it. That would be funny. Of course they
want to turn this into animals. Oh yeah, so we
can't think for ourselves. They're going to be using AI.
I mean I could see it. Animals with you're a
link in their brain, really sick eugenetics. It's good about

(07:00):
the island with doctor Moreau. You're gonna see chimpanzees waiting
on tables were like fine dinings, like Plant of the Apes.
But instead of turning him into actually Butler's workapomorphic humanoids,
humanoid primates are gonna be like the real deal. But
neural link. They're working on this stuff right now. I've
seen I've seen pictures, I've been to the lab. I've
seen it into the neurallink lab. You've seen this stuff.

(07:22):
Not me personally, but I have a source who's been
inside these labs. He says. Everything that he says is true.
I can back this up with confirmation. I mean, dude,
how cool will that be though? A fully grown silver
backed gorilla that can talk yep and understand. I mean,
this is the kind of barrier technology that human beings

(07:43):
of all simple things for work in the check out
at Walmart, for example. Tigers that can work the door
of nightclubs. Brother, I've heard they've got a Boston Terry
in Pittsburgh who can beat the world's best Russian chess master.
I'm serious, really yeah, I mean he does all sorts
of tricks fucking way exactly. Sounds the same as Bobby

(08:03):
Fisher when he barks talking dogs. You have no idea
how insane it is, Jamie, pull up there a neurolink.
Let me just check there and see.

Speaker 4 (08:16):
What trials run away to see if you can get
an orang attack to drive a Nascar Really. According to
DARPA's official website, it says here he yess, dude, that
is fucking awesome.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
It's a Brave New World. We could have these guys
racing each other in five hundred at breakneck speed. Call Elon,
I need to see this now you Alex, you want
to hit this? Sure? Light me up, Joe. It's really
good shit. Yeah, smoke that. I got it off a
friend of mine who's in Navy seal in Louisiana and

(08:49):
he's really close friends Jesse Ventura globeless. I got so
high I could see angels. Oh that's Alex. Why do
you think about other Joe Biden isn't actually the president
of the United States. It's extremely plausible. I was told
somewhere that it could be a group of guys running

(09:13):
around out there pretending to be Biden. This is very likely.
Oh yeah, this technology is being around since the Warrant Commission. Yeah,
a group of guys out there dressed up in silicone masks.
Special techniques developed in the sixties seventies. It's been around
a long time. Aspionage one O one, the Globalist Handbook Venezuela.

(09:34):
Oh yeah, dude, it's been going off for years. Hollywood technique.
They could just use the makeup from deep space now,
Oh yeah, dude, it's totally possible. They pay actors, paid
actors to dress up as the president and make them
do dumb shit like fall off bicycles, falling upstairs on
the way to planes. No sniff children's hair, eat ice cream?

(09:56):
Say stupid, ludicrous? Why would they do this?

Speaker 5 (10:00):
So?

Speaker 1 (10:00):
Why so the American people lose control over their presidence?
Do you think it's a bunch of guys running around
in masks? Oh yeah, dude, top class actors, Cucumber Batch,
what Tom Hddleson, Bobby to Nero, all these big Hollywood
actors that you know are actually going around dressed up
as the president, wearing one of these skin suits. And

(10:21):
it's just so the people of America they feel humiliated
and demoralized and they lose their power base. Dude, that
is so insane. I mean, why would they do It's
premeditated evil. That's why they do it, because they want
you to feel powerless. That's why when Trump came back,
he's gonna turn the ship around to try to kill

(10:42):
him sixty three times so fucked up. And now he's back,
he's gonna make a war against globalists, the evil globalists,
the globalists, the globalists who are these globalists who are
the globalists, the Bank of England, Jesuits, the Vatican, Rochilt's
all the banks, Reptilian shape shifters, Arkans, Royal family Builderberger's,

(11:06):
Gary Neville, God Parney, the Dinosaur. What do they want
from us? The globalists, the globalists. So Hollywood is in
on this? How does Hollywood play role in all of this?
They take Hollywood actors, Oscar Winners, put them in his politics,
the president, make him look like a fool. They're involved
in the wave that fucked up we perceived the world.

(11:28):
The glamorization of war propaganda. Yeah too, unlet's keep the
war machine going. War military industrial complex. I know a
lot of guys who are military guys. They're good guys,
strong jawlines, very masculine. You got Hollywood is in on
this too, Oh yeah, making movies like American Sniper's Mark

(11:49):
Wahlberg and in that film about Afghanistan. Yeah, hard guy
American soldier Strong Taylor Swift is a space alien reptilia.
Good people are so fucking dumb, They're idiot. It's such
assholes putting weird in our foods. They're the biggest assholes.

(12:09):
I can planet mockery out of human being. Hollywood for years.
So you're saying, Hollywood makes masks for these guys. Joe,
you know this. You've been around for years. You've even
listened to the sleeping Juicingdulcin tones of Lex Friedman. Really
helps me to get to sleep of a night. You'll

(12:31):
tell you a few stories about Hollywood. There's so many
stories some of your great productions. Dude, I lived in
Hollywood for so many years. I met so many celebrities.
You're an athletic guy. I am an athletic guy. I
didn't take Kwanda many years. Yeah, that is. It's real
strong stuff, real strong, so strong that even pulled a

(12:56):
whitey Yoba Cedarwood State smells very strong, go easy. That
stuff was for my boy. I was telling you about
there and Louisiana, the Navy Seal. That stuff will blow
your mind. Dude, my buddy who grows his stuff down
in Louisiana, he uses only the finest swamp gas. Joe,

(13:19):
you like a good smoke, Yeah, I like a smoke
as much as the next man, even a glass of Scotch.
How do you stay so athletic? I mean you've got
the body of an angel. You're strong when you have
a body like you cannot afford to take your foot
off the gas. That's why you need to take those
ice baths, Jiu jitsu, sparring, beating the ship out of

(13:41):
the gorilla bell. That's why you got to take your
sub once. That's why I sell super Male Vitalities, Brain Force.
I've got a kettle bell. It's got the shape of
a gorilla gorilla, twenty kilo kettle bell, royogenic chambers. I
take Ashwa Ganda and I like to take mushrooms nowada again.
Expand my mind like the navajo, drives back of the

(14:03):
old consciousness. And d M t iwash ga I saw entities,
and I often wondered, was piercing the membrane between reality, demons,
some kind of other world that we can't see, world treatures, civilizations,

(14:23):
a mother realm that can only be Maybe it's the
only way we can break through the matrix totally, dude,
like remote viewing. They have the science, they have all
the details, all the details, project paper, they have all
these jd Vance has all these things. That's fascinating. But

(14:44):
I knew a guy once who Paul O'Connell. He took
so much d M T that he actually gave birth
to himself, almost like a immaculate cons like the serpent
eating its tail. Oh yeah, that happens. You know, this

(15:04):
is what he says. I mean, the guy. It goes
back to Nordic mythology, it does. All this is connected
to alien activity. Extraterrestrial activity going on around there. A
lot of Chaman skin walkers. You'll see all that stuff
going on over there and all what is his name,

(15:24):
like Chad Parker ended up in a mental hospital in
Arizona riding all this stuff. The people, Patrick, dudes, beyond dudes.
So many strange dudes out there walking. They see so
many inside. Jamie pull up a picture there of space aliens.

(15:49):
I just want to see Arizona. You know when you
were like a teenager and you go into a shop
to buy like story paraphernalia, and there was a poster
that used to say take me to your dealer, the
classic the Cossic post of the alien with the weeds bliffs. Yeah,
I had one of my dormitory. It was gray alien.

(16:12):
He was wearing like classic gray alien. A rasta had
Babylon and he had the peace sign with his fingers
and just had a huge right blunt rolled up out
of his mouth, smoking chronic and the caption, if I

(16:33):
remember correctly, was taking your dealer classic classic stoner store Alien.
They were good times. Yeah, Elon is making great strides.
Oh yeah, SpaceX and seems Elon and me and you

(16:53):
were featuring very heavily on SOX these days. Well, i'm
allowed by. How do you think about X since Elon
has taken it over? Well, I think that Elon has
re instated my account, and I think liberty. I am
the bullfrog of liberty. Who are the bullfrog of liberty?

(17:15):
I think that it's very important we get the message
out there. The chicoms, globalists and the Chinese par evil
premeditated demons, these space entities that are coming through portals,
they have portals, they know the portals are there. And
there's talk about these alien demons that are working high
up in Holly there in the banking financial system, reptilians.

(17:37):
Who knows, but there's they've got these documents, dude, I've
seen them documents. Well, now, it wasn't that a bit
of crack. That's the kind of podcast now that I'm
going to be knocking off the top spot with this.
But I need your help, you see, because I'm not
really publicizing this podcast out there as often as they should.

(17:58):
But then I haven't wonder, man, does anyone even does
anyone give a shit about what I have to say?
I mean, I was thinking to myself, what is it
that I have to offer? What is my as it's saying,
fucking financial chat or market? What is my usp my
unique selling point? What is it about me? Eddie Durkin,
the man on the podcast you're currently listening to. What

(18:22):
is it that I fucking Why would you bother listening
to me? I mean, I appreciate the fact that you
listen to me, and I hope there now there's a
bit of entertainment out of this podcast for you. And
if your mate's like a too man, but like your
Durkin man is talking shit on the podcast.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
Oh at all?

Speaker 1 (18:43):
Doing about the storm there during the week like mid
to late January. Job, if you listen to this in
the archives, don't even know what bloody day of the
week it is anymore, man, fucking at the moment twenty
ninth of January. Oh so about the twenty third of
January or some shit like that, the folk going wind

(19:03):
came and nearly nearly blew the lid off the house.

Speaker 6 (19:07):
Man.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
There was trees blown around all over the place. Man.
People shared were uptown there. Man, there was a fight
broke out there in luandas they were doing what they
did over covid Man, when they were buying all this
spaghetti and toilet road. You know, they were just buying
packs of cans, sweets, Cabby's cream, eggs, monster munch, all

(19:31):
of the stuff you'd need, man, rolling papers. You know,
it was chaos, but nobody actually thought about buying like
bottled water or I don't know, bread. They bought all
the other stuff, man, But look at we got through
it anyway. We got through the stortum. And that's the

(19:53):
main thing. There's a great sense of community in the town.
You know. There was checkpoints set up to stop raiders
from coming in and smashing windows and shops breaking in.
There were lads seen on the back of Toyota High
Looks pickups just carrying shotguns, praying through the town being

(20:14):
like boll walking out and moan here on you got
walking bad, oh mom, all on mine? And I was like,
good on you. A nice bit of community field there,
nice bit of community feel, A bit of local justice
would be dished out. If any would be ne'er do
wells would come from surrounding towns and villages trying to

(20:37):
smash the gaff up and cattle. Then, I mean to
be fair, like, there's not many people that want to
come into the town. I think maybe there was more
people trying to escape from town than they were trying
to get in. But they were like, hey, where are
you going?

Speaker 5 (20:53):
Man?

Speaker 1 (20:54):
And they were just cruising around in the back of
the pickup trucks like the Isis boys who were going here.
Where are you after? Like, want to go down coach
my way? Man? What's down there at all? Get back
into your house. People were saying, who the fuck even
are you? Man? Why are you going back with a pickup?
Like the shotgun? Where'd you even get the shotgun from?

Speaker 5 (21:15):
Man?

Speaker 1 (21:15):
I've got that now for the farm. Why are you
in town? Man? You live out in the countryside. I
don't care. I'm not taking a gyp from a tongue
like you. And they fired two shots into the air
then and then we're overpowered on the back of the
pickup truck and it was like the scene for Mad
Max two when they were driving the truck. It was

(21:39):
just lads on the back of a high looks doing
laps of the town over and over again, fighting with
each other, just wrestling in the back, I mean. And
then the wind was howling. There was slates jumping off roofs,
flying the people. It was insane, man, But all as well.
Now that the the Irish electrical has now been restored,

(22:01):
there were people without power there for about a week. Man.
People were forced not to use telephones and mobile phones
and radio. Thank god that the radio was off, because
anytime you listen to fucking radio here in Ireland, man,
such soft shite. Man. You know, I don't know if

(22:22):
you've ever been over to America, but if you listen
to chat radio, you'll hear people like slagging each other off.
They'd be like, that guy's a fucking douchebag. I did
a comedy show with him down in Yonkers seven moons
ago and even talking shit about me.

Speaker 5 (22:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
I saw him down in Tampa one time at the
opening of a shopping mall. Yeah, he was a real douchebag.
You don't hear that crack now on Irish radio. It's
not very advertiser friendly, man. You know what I mean,
but I think that it would be great if there
was a radio station that would do such things. So, yeah,

(23:02):
I was playing gigs at the weekend, playing music. Man
bit of crack, not a bad bit of crack at all.
And yeah, if you're if you're down in Australia and
New Zealand and you want to come and see myself
and the two books from three books left playing some
comedy and if you will tunes down there, I'm on

(23:23):
go on to the old website there into three books left,
check it out. And apparently Stevie will be getting a
pair of those leather pants that he got back in
the in the early two thousands. They were about seven
sizes too big from so we're gonna get another pair
of pants made from the excess leather and he's gonna

(23:44):
be wearing those on stage. Man, and he's gonna shout.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
Whoa everybody in.

Speaker 5 (23:53):
Is?

Speaker 1 (23:53):
Everybody in the Cowboy is about to begin wake up.
You can't even remember where it was.

Speaker 7 (24:04):
I'm Cowboy in the Storm.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
Cowboy in the Storm. He was a fucking man. He's
still a fucking man.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
I'm just making up the song, guys, I just go
with long, making up the song.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
Yeah, didn't they lead it did? Didn't he? Let it did?

Speaker 1 (24:59):
Didn't he? If you give this man a rat sweet family,
we will cry cowboy on.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
Ye.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
I was looking at knockoff custom shop jobs for guitars
on Ali Expressman, and I have to say I was
looking at the reviews. You can pick up a nice
Stevie ray Vaughn custom shop serial number and everything. I
was like, oh, you might need to take out some
of the pickups and that. But I'll tell you one thing,

(25:57):
man wouldn't mind jamming up on a.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
Knock off Stratocasta Baby.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
I mean, at the end of the day, look, Chinese
lads got great work ethic, very disciplined compared to the Americans.
Now you'll be picking up an American guitar right bassline
two thousand euro but you can probably get a American
or a Chinese version. But all it looks the same,
feel the same. Maybe the electronics are a bit worse like,

(26:27):
but it seems to me that people are now buying
them instead of buying the real deal because the ones
in China are actually a lot of people are saying
they're build quality.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
Build quality, inch.

Speaker 5 (26:41):
Baby Team Team Section three talk of the town.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
Well, News and gossip.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
That's my little intro there to section three, talk of
the town. If you consider that the world around us
has become a massive digital town, and that social media
platforms are indeed the town square, it seems like the
digital version of the town is like one big metropolis,
like that planet from Star Wars Phantom Menace, where it

(27:34):
was just like one big steel planet full of buildings,
fucking look like shy crack man, But it looked well
when you were there, Like I mean, I wasn't there particularly,
but on screen when I was immersed in it, I
looked around and I was like, you know what, for
a planet completely developed, it's quite quite fancy in some
parts of my very clean, very very clean, but there

(27:54):
wasn't much in the way of green or you know,
forest or seas. That'd be a bit boring after a while.
But you know what I mean, the technology there, and
they probably had like the technology to build a fucking
swimming pool or something. Who knows, man, But off the
top of my head, World News, Well, the funny thing

(28:15):
is now that you got like Trump is in office
and he's really taken a machete to all of the
previous things that have been happening in America such a
but like the thing is, I've seen actors James Woods
yay and James Woods. James Woods actor, James Woods, he's
a bit of spiteful bastard at times a bit of

(28:36):
spiteful bastard. So I want to put up a thing
on X Today saying that apparently America is paying fifty
million dollars a year for contraception to Gaza, and James
Woods said, why are we spending fifty million dollars to
stop goat from getting pregnant in Gaza? And you know,

(28:59):
when can you hear that kind of shite? Man? You
think to yourself, what a fucking asshole. And I'm sure
there are people, probably not many people listen to this podcast,
but there will be people out there who going, yeah,
you tell them, yeah. I mean, so basically, you've got
a complete, you know, nation of people, let's say two

(29:21):
million crammed into what is now a fucking post apocalyptic wasteland.
And you know, they don't have a navy, they don't
have an army, they don't have All they have is
a bunch of lads running around with RPGs in ak
forty sevens and somehow the likes of James Woods seems
to think that they're they're the oppressors. Now, look, I'm

(29:43):
not getting into this, but that's just when I seen
the likes of James Woods there with that kind of shit.
What it's indicating is this the last ten years has
been filled with pandering and talking shite and for for
the want of a better expression, the idea of walk,

(30:05):
which in its pure sense how it would be intended,
would be a sense of fairness and genuine equality, equality
and the right of the pursuit of happiness. That's how
I would take it, like just an even playing field.
But somehow that got hijacked by having to pander to

(30:30):
fringe nuts, jobs and who are basically a symptom of
how the USA in itself has gone downhill in the
last couple of decades, if not century. Now, what has happened.
We've been force fed and browbeaten collectively by this movement

(30:55):
of weirdness. Now what's happening is the pendulum is starting
to swing the other way. And so instead of having
blue haired fatties and annoying pricks shouting and canceling events,
what you have now is the opposite venture capitalists and

(31:19):
greased haired, fucking preppy bastards who are now thinking that
there's some sort of counterbalance to that. But really what's
gonna happen is you're gonna go too far the other
way into some sort of weird, neo feudal, fascistic corporate

(31:40):
electronic bollocks. So I propose this, man. Look, I'm just
a fucking man from me, But like the fool on
the hill, may I see the world spinning round? And
I tell you one thing, man, that pendulum needs to

(32:01):
stay in the middle. We were in a nice spot
there around two thousand and seven to twenty twelve. Things
are sitting nicely in the middle there. It was good
crack and then it went on when Tit's up around
twenty fifteen too recently. So now the overcorrection is basically

(32:22):
gone the other way, and you know, people just need
to mellow out. So that's that's world news. In terms
of other events, haven't really been too focused on that
because they've been edit in the podcast, man, And you know,
I'm aiming to make this number one podcast in the world.

(32:44):
Will you help me? Will you pick up the mantle?
Will you help, pick up the baton and spread the word.
That's up to you, baby, your help will be most necessary.
So just tell nine friends. Man, if you're nearest and
dearest family members, be like, do you know what man?
The Hardy Bocks podcast Series two was out, And I'll

(33:05):
tell you one thing, Man, it was good old crack.
It's good old crack and it will it will reach
the redditors, even the redditors that are like this. I
don't like it. I don't think he's very funny. I
think it's the least funniest out of the mall. I
don't like the fact that his jaw line is like

(33:26):
a pony's jaw line. If he was hitting the weds
like Ernie Man, he'd have a big pony face like Ernie,
big strong jaw line on him, big girthy dimensions, the dimensions.
I get scared when I see his triangular or sol

(33:47):
just like his owl boy a freshy triangles. And I
was down in Dublin working on the house.

Speaker 8 (34:00):
And the fucking bin men waking a man open eleven
o'clock at night outside Martin's supermer there and done the avenue.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
So I went down with just the jocks on it's
the old Hendrix cord there, man is in probably in
my do do do do do things?

Speaker 2 (34:28):
They all seem the same.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
Okay, I'm gonna put this guitar down because I'm just
waffling because of it. So it is actually the next day,
I just you know, got distracted as usual. And it's
now the thirtieth of Thursday, the thirtieth January. What news
have I got from the realm today? Well? I actually
put something up on Twitter, also known as X. I

(34:54):
want to have X on the beach. Come on, there's
a party, crappy conc your accounts that just film my timeline.
I don't care, man, Do you know what I mean?
It's like, I mean, for a while there, I just
started following American politics and I'm like, what has this
got to do with my life? You know what I mean?

(35:15):
What's it got to do with me? What am I
getting out of this? Do you know what It's like?
It's like supporting your favorite Premiership football team? Right, And
I'll give you an example of vicarious achievements. A couple
of years ago, Like, I'm a Liverpool fan, man, been
a Liverpool fan on me days apparent from when I
was an Everton fan until I was twelve, and then
I switched sides because they were kind of shy. But now, look,

(35:40):
I would like to see Everyton do well as well,
because Merseyside teams. You know what I mean. You know
what I mean. Apparently Graham soon has sacked all the
Irish players back in the eighties. But why cranky old
Scottish bastard got rid of the Catholic boys loads. It's
in the past now, man, it's in the past. When

(36:00):
they won the Premier League there in twenty twenty, I
was like, good on your lads, finally we won. We
won the league after all this time. We won And
then the boys were being paid millions to celebrate this victory,
and I was like, good on your lads, Salah van Dyke,
all the boys there, Good on your lads, you finally

(36:22):
did it. Go on, clop, go on that boys and
the fucking boys. And then when I was watching the
lads celebrating on the pitch, I thought to himself, who's
Wei man? And I'm not talking about the little lad
from Jackass. I'm talking about the collective wi Is in us,

(36:43):
lads that took credit for being part of this achievement
of Liverpool Football Club winning the league. And yes they
had an asterix beside the win because of the COVID pandemic,
the coronavirus that and no one was allowed into the arena,

(37:04):
but a couple of lads, loads of lots went down
outside and shallow braces around on field with fireways and bounds.
Lots lots big one. Yeah, I gotta start on from
bombing night loud. Yeah, a lot, lot loads show there's

(37:24):
a night load. I haven't had a win like that
since nineteen nineteen. Mays get in that lot fucking got
in there have the winning the league. So it was
great time. But who is wee? Do you know what
I mean? I was thinking to myself, what did I do?
Why am I taking credit? First try? Wasn't on the pitch, man,
I wasn't even at one training session. I wasn't even

(37:45):
in the fucking ground of anfield since I was sixteen
years old, man, and that was nineteen ninety nine. Yet
there I was accepting handshakes and people congratulating me, going
cheers man. Appreciate that like I literally invested, no no
finance or travel, but yet I was going cheers man.

(38:08):
Appreciate that. It's very kind. Ye, cheers, was a great win.
We really got behind the ball there, man, We made
it happen. It was a fantastic season. Cheers. I appreciate
all the adulation. Give me the adulation I need now, man,
I do appreciate it, man, But you know what, the
fuck them and many people are like me, United fans

(38:30):
Lad's been having their hands shook at pubs, commiserated after
they fucking losing the Champions League. It's fucking daft out shite, man,
but you get swept up in it at.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
The same time.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
Makes you wonder if you had that kind of passion
for things like evil, bad boy wrongings that are running
the planet, and we had that kind of passion, and
we could see all of the opportunity and money that
has been stolen our future, our children, our grandchildren's future,
our collective present stolen. If we had that fucking power

(39:05):
and the passion, misdirected passion to take pickaxe handles to
these fucking glass towers in the middle of central business
districts up and down every major city across the world,
we'd be doing fucking well. Boys, we'd be doing awful

(39:28):
while you know, you might say to me, fucking lighten up,
your moody bastard, you fair enough, but just think about it,
like all the passion of basically thirty years in my life,
what do I get out of it? You know what
I mean? Like, what do you get out of it?

(39:50):
How is this fucking benefited my life now? You know,
outside of the fact that I'd follow Liverpool for years
and it is nice to see your favorite football team
win the league. But I was like, we're in the
middle of a fucking pandemic and I'm not out earning
money or working. Stuck inside, man, stuck inside, playing with
the plums. You know what a mine? Having to watch

(40:15):
actors doing daft zoom calls because everyone was just, hey,
let's go on zoom, man, everyone's on zoom fucking zoom meetings.
And I was thinking to myself, these lads, right, fair
play to them, clopping the boys. They won, But at
the end of the day, I was left there thinking
to myself, you fuck me, man. Life hasn't changed at all.

(40:41):
And even though yeah, they're at the top of the
league now, man, you know what I mean, and I'm thinking,
fair plady boys, and I will be happy if they
win the league. But I also have to remind myself
that not to take sporting events too seriously. I mean,
Liverpool are in first, Arsenal and second, Nottingham, Forest fair player,
Man City have been squeezed down to fourth place, Newcastle fifth,

(41:05):
Chelsea sixth, Bournemouth they're doing well, Aston Villa, Brighton, Fulham, Brentford.
Where did they come out of? Man United are in twelfth. Now,
I'll tell you one thing, man, that is it's a
hard touch. That is a hard touch. Those glazier boys
who want Tampa Lightning and the Red Sox. Oh is

(41:27):
it the White Red Sox? Fucking no Man Crystal Palace
thirteen west Ham Emmos, Danny fucking door AMers. I love you,
I love it, Love it south West hamp guy, I
love it proper, sir, my gators. We have it. Football factory,
Tottenham Hotspur fifteenth, ooh, Everton sixteen, Leicester City just above

(41:50):
the relegation zone, wolver Empty moves ipswich Town in Southampton.

Speaker 5 (42:00):
That's so.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
That's sports news in the realms of the Premier League. Now,
if you're to ask me about American football, American football, Okay,
let's look at this American football. You know American football.
It's uh, you know, I tried to get into it,
you know what I mean. I try to get into it.
And it's the same thing every year. Like they don't

(42:24):
even mix it up the way they do in They're like,
you've got two different conferences, and this is how I
gather it. There's two different groups. So that just means
the same teams play each other every year, I mean,
and talk about fucking boring, like you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (42:41):
Like.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
I don't know. I mean, it's interesting, you know when
when you're over in the States, like I've got a
good friend of mine, Connie O'Sullivan, fair player Connie and
John over there by. How's going lads? But I was
sitting in there gaff watching watching American football. I get it, man,
it's clozy enough. Put the feet up there and enjoying
old Bruski for yourself on if you really really enjoying

(43:04):
yourself some of those American chicken wings jobs. But you know,
I get it, man, I get it. But you know,
sports like it's it's a bit like the weather, you
know what I mean. You know, only jump into a
cab and then the cab driver starts making chat about
football and.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
You know, see the game there last night?

Speaker 1 (43:26):
You say that, ah shock arman. Yeah, And you listen
to like local this is today FM Radio. You listen
to sports news, sports news, sports News, aren't Today FM?
Today FM? Sports News Man United. They're going to be
playing Liver Cousen in the sixty seventh round of the
Champions League. You know, it's basically it's very similar to

(43:48):
talking about the weather because every year the same kind
of events take place. And you know, sometimes I like
to throw in a curveball in a taxi, you know
what I mean. He's like, say that that city, Yeah,
they're not doing as well as they usually do, do
you know what I mean? And I'm like, yeah, but
what about the fucking price of grain on the global markets? Man?

(44:11):
What the price of grain? Do you reckon that? You know,
wheat shortages? Is it because of the conflict in Ukraino
was to crack? I don't know, yeah, probably, do you
know what I mean? And there's a lot of mad
shit going on around, you know, and then you get
you get them talking about something different, like do you
ever do you ever listen to the poetry of Patrick Kavana?

(44:31):
Remember that from school man, Billy Brennan's Barns and all that.
Man wink wink, nudge nudge chat. I wouldn't be a
big fan now, But what about fucking Raglan road man
the poem there? Did you like that? The louke Kelly
job ay he lou Kelly the statue? It looks fucking pedible. Man.
That's the kind of thing man, do you know what

(44:52):
I mean? Just mix it up a bit. I'm a
bit of a chat master. I'm the chatman. Ooh yeah,
I'm the chat man. Right. So this whole trade of
chat was inspired by today I put up on Eddie
Durkin on X some of your chat suggestions there now, right,

(45:16):
so let's go through these. So lads, you have been
featured on the Hardy Books podcast. And like I said,
it's a bit like when you were a kid and
some lad in school got into the local paper and
he's like look at that there, man, I'm in the
paper and he's like, no wayman, He's brought in a
like a bit from the paper, the local paper, and

(45:38):
he's in holding like a trophy for some voluntary shite
he'd been doing. And everyone's like clukety Clark clar Man.
Look at that. He's in the paper, man, No fucking wayman,
he's in the paper, right. So first up we got
Martin Richardson. I want to know why Salmon and the
Russian birds split up. It was all sad, man, they

(46:00):
were going on very well. I don't know why they did.
Legend had it shee Shikat daddled after she got the card, like,
but I don't know. That's a pretty cynical way of
looking at it. But I tell you one thing, man,
her body work was class. And Salmon he was like
a dog with three willies, as in made up the

(46:23):
pound sign football football. Isshi says, question, what is dark matter? Now? Listen, man,
I could give you some sort of chat GPT rendition
of an answer like that, but I'm gonna go straight
off the dome for this one. My theory or not theory,

(46:43):
just basically my knowledge on this topic is dark matter
is some sort of creepy fucking shit out in space. Man.
Someone once told me. I think it was my sister
years ago, twenty years ago, they said they'd found dark
matter in a cave and China. I don't know what
dark matter is, man, Maybe it's all the Maybe it's

(47:03):
all the black stuff in space that I don't I
don't know, man. Or it's something to do with black holes.
Maybe it's what those creepazoids down in Switzerland are doing
with that cern, I mean the Higgs bowlson. Who knows, man,
But dark matter sounds a bit like it could be
similar to that eighties nineties cartoon Pirates of the Black Water,

(47:24):
where basically you had all these pirates going around like
there was some lad called Nibbler. He was like kind
of a humanoid bird looking lad with big green eyes.
He was a sound skin. He was like the equivalent
of like Scooby Doo or the lad with the hat
in fucking he Man, do you know what I mean?
But Pirates of the Dark, Pirates of dark Water, I

(47:46):
mean dark matter. Maybe it's a bit like dark water,
you know what I mean? It just it consumes and
eats fabric, like moths when they get into a cupboard
and you got like some suits there that you keep
for weddings, and moths got in and they started nibbling
on the fibers, and you're like, what the fuck's up
with moths?

Speaker 5 (48:06):
Man?

Speaker 1 (48:07):
And I'm not talking about the Mothman isn't the lad
who went round trashing bridges in Virginia Silver Bridge incident
there a load of people died. They said, fucking wow, man,
what's that thing in the sky, Some kind of flying
creature looks like a moth and a man. Look at

(48:28):
the fucking moffmn bully boy, wait at their fucking moffmne.

Speaker 2 (48:35):
S of a pitch damn gone, took down that bridge
over yonder a.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
Three people down in water, fucking stuck and pickup drugs. Ah.
So uh, maybe maybe there's a link there between the
Mothman and dark matter. I don't know, man, I'm not
qualified enough to discuss. I could go on and do
a search, but pound sign we leave it there. Man

(49:04):
zach Is in Irish Moron zero four says favorite moments
you had film and hardy books. There's so many to recall,
man Zachy, Baby, so many to recall, man. But I
did particularly enjoy filming with Steve Brody, the man who

(49:25):
played Angelo Quaid, and also the scene where the vipers
took our stole your money in series three was my
favorite series of the lot. But we had a little
bit of bother because we went off script a bit
too much. Orte weren't happy they shot the bed, but
I'm still happy with it. I watched peep Show and

(49:47):
that fucking Delaney what's the name of the one with
Sharon Horgan? I watched that, and I watched peep Show,
and I watched Hardy Books afterwards, and I was like,
you know what it holds up again, those big boy
jobs and Channel four. So Stey Coconut says, the Hardy
Books current take on the world's conflicts, Well you know that, man. Look,

(50:09):
I'm a lover, not a biter, do you know what
I mean. I like to see everyone getting on and
it depresses me to the core of my being to
see violence and conflict. I don't like it, man, And
for me, I'd like to see peace. But like, as
long as you've got greedy, psychopathic pricks that make money

(50:30):
out of selling weapons any technology right in the human race,
technology is usually used for two things, killing or shagging
forward slash wanking. So as long as you've got murderers
and wankers out there, you're gonna have problems. And also

(50:50):
a lot of these conflicts are massive money spinners. Banks
lend nations the money to bomb the fuck out of
each other. So I'm a bit I'm not a fan
of war. I used to when I was a kid.
I used to be like, cool man, American films about
big ball fighter jets and shit like that. But then
you know, it's like when you grow up and you

(51:10):
realize that these are people's kids killing each other for
fucking politicians and bankers and special interest groups, you're like, nah, man,
it's not actually that exciting, you know what I mean,
And it's kind of fucking depressing. And when people come
back from conflict, they're kicked to the fucking side of
the road. So that's my opinion. There. Toasty Coconuts football

(51:33):
fan says, or what's your favorite episode of film, I've
already done that, Finn says. What is Lexus doing with
himself these days? Don't know, man, he was putting in
a boiler there in the sister's house recently. It's a
great man. If you need any plumbing done, give Lexus
to shout. I don't know where you'll find him. He's
outside the shed somewhere knocking around. But he's handy with

(51:55):
the steel, if you know what I mean. He earns
his keep. Let me see if I got all all
of your teens here on No Only Can's at only
Cann's brand says, not a question but a pitch. A
show where you travel around the towns in Ireland and
interview local hard men. Sounds a bit like fucking Danny

(52:16):
Diren Britain's Deadliest Men, dwag Dayles gangst Us by a
knuckle Boxes. You wouldn't want to stay around, as would you. Well,
that's exactly what I'm gonna do. So former athletes, Dorman
and general pub goers bring three bucks left with you

(52:36):
and call it King of the Town hardy buck type crack.
I think that'd be a great job there Only Cans
fair play toy. Thanks for the suggestion. So that wraps
up at the moment the uh the questions. There not
a lot of people really fucking you know. I think
there's about twenty people who engage me there on X.
So if you're on that that cess pit of an

(53:00):
do give me a follow there at Eddie Durkin because
I be on there arguing with people, just watching from
the shadows as people argue over bollocks. Right, Okay, so
back to the there was a I was I was
using the template here now, so we've kind of that
was section four with sports news musical interlude. All right,

(53:23):
I give you a touch of music. I don't know
what I'm gonna do, but we'll just make something up.
Maybe I'll make something up about sports in the key
of C major.

Speaker 5 (53:43):
Sports.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
It's pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
Sports.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
You can shove for your favorite team. Sports makes you
feel good.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
So many different types of sports, even in your neighborhood.
You can watch kids play softball. You can watch rugby dudes.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
You can watch two snails.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
Just looking traveling across the pavement in the rain.

Speaker 2 (54:33):
Sports.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
You're talking sports? While are you talking sports? Boxing, Formula one.

Speaker 5 (54:48):
Sports?

Speaker 1 (54:50):
The ashes?

Speaker 2 (54:51):
Creaking sports?

Speaker 1 (54:54):
I'm talking sports. Gaelic football is sports, American football is sports,
Soccer soccer, soccer, basketball, soccer, syn chronic swimming sports.

Speaker 6 (55:19):
You can watch the Olympics. You can watch the sports,
lads playing in teams or that really nasty.

Speaker 9 (55:31):
Shit BKFC that mcgrad gets invested in what's next shields
and tried dns.

Speaker 1 (55:44):
And lads getting done sports. There you go. I wasn't
too adventurous there. I just stuck within C E minor
and B start complicated. Then you lose the run of yourself. Now.

(56:05):
That was a song I just made up on the
spot called sports. I hope you enjoyed that. Section five Entertainment, Okay,
I'll have to do a jingle for entertainment news, entertainment news,
all the fucking gossip from Nonswood. So that was the

(56:26):
entertainment there. So films I saw. I don't even bother
watching films anymore, man, you know what I mean, Like,
as a man who spent time in the film world,
it's like, oh yeah he got that, did he Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah yo. But I just what is there nowadays?
You know, sports, I mean not sports films. It's like, okay,

(56:48):
here's here's yet another fucking Marvel series or film, you know.
I mean, I really don't know, Like I have no
idea about that. I should have done some sort of
I should have watched the film. But I'm in the
middle still of watching Sopranos. It's the final series.

Speaker 10 (57:04):
It's before AJ tries to kill himself.

Speaker 5 (57:06):
You know.

Speaker 10 (57:07):
It's like he was going out with that hot that
hot piece of ass that that a Puerto Rican brought,
and for some reason she didn't like him. She just
left Poros.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
A J A J was a good guy.

Speaker 10 (57:17):
AJ's been doing and he was the manager that they
managed the pizza place, and he's throwing really really turned
himself around. But then that brought fucking left them behind
and dry fly a thao. He's gonna start in the
Brooklyn Crow. It's gonna be a tough one.

Speaker 1 (57:29):
But I mean, like to be fair, man, to be fair.
I do think Sopranos is still remains the best series.
And I haven't really watched much TV either, do you
know what I mean to spend too much time fucking
flicking through it?

Speaker 10 (57:44):
Right?

Speaker 1 (57:45):
Section six, here's a new jingle for section six. Section six.
Wouldn't mind going there, man, basically travel destinations. So yeah,
travel destinations. You know, I'll be honest with you. I've

(58:06):
been sitting here.

Speaker 2 (58:08):
Sitting here in the boring rain, thinking about somewhere like
Spain porchical.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
Would be real nice. I wouldn't mind going somewhere like
that hat, sitting by the beach and getting sunburned mildly.
I don't all maan anywhere at the moment. I would
like to go anywhere at the moment that will offer
all inclusive food a trip. I mean, basically, I'm not

(58:37):
even in the mood for one of these holidays where
you've got to go and do stuff and look at
landmarks and tourist events. I just want to go somewhere
Canary Islands, Tenorief wherever man just sit and do fuck
all for a week and enjoy sitting by the pool,
maybe hop into the sea and eat like a fat bastard.

(59:00):
That's what I'd like to do. But in terms of
places I've been and I like, I like Portugal. Portugal
is a pretty chilled out place, man. I mean, you've
got the surf there, man, and the surf is good
and it's relatively cheap. People are sound. And Lisbon, Lisbon's
a great city and you can smoke weed and no
one will say anything to you. Well suppose you can

(59:20):
do that nearly in every other part of the world.
Well you can't, really, like, but America people are doing it.
Germany apparently is to criminalize it, like Ireland and England.
It's it's decriminalized. So like if you're going around with
a nodge on you, you're a sound but not up
in Sweden.

Speaker 5 (59:37):
Man.

Speaker 1 (59:38):
Oh, if you get caught with it, If if you
get caught with it inside you, they'll do you for
internal possession. So if you've just been to somewhere like
Portugal or Amsterdam and you get done, you get stopped
and they pissed as to like you are heroinous. Now
you are persona non gratta. You must take tests forever
because you are. You are evil drug person fucking Sweden man. Right,

(01:00:02):
that's about it really. At the next next episode, I'll
put a bit more effort into these sections and a
bit more research will be done to ensure the latest
cutting edge travel destinations, sports news and films. I saw, okay,
section seven Eddie's kitchen talking food, kitchen talk right, fucking

(01:00:33):
spaghetti carbonarra man, handy number. I'll give you the I'll
give you the touch now right, I'll tell you the crack.
So I'll get yourself some spaghetti without it wouldn't be
a spaghetti carbon era. Right. If you're sitting there, you
know you're going what to make for dinner tonight?

Speaker 5 (01:00:46):
Man?

Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
What let make? Haven't got the fucking patience? And I
just want to make something quick. Maybe Durkin has a
couple of answers up asleeve. This is a quick one
pasta dishes. You know, all this kind of shit from
Italy was made because.

Speaker 10 (01:01:00):
The misser g in the region that were very poor people. Necessity.
Invention was the mother of necessity was the mother of invention.

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
Right, So what you do, Get yourself some cream, get
yourself an egg or two, some bacon, mushrooms, garlic, black pepper, salt.
What you do, get a pan. Boil your spaghetti. Yeah,
and you want it to be aldente. Do the tooth
what you want to do, Then boil that up. When
that's done, throw a bit of butter or olive oil,

(01:01:32):
some black pepper and salt in that. Leave that, Leave
that to one side. Take a pan. I mean you
can have onions or you cannot use onions. I personally
like to throw a bit of an onion in there, right,
chop up your onion into the skillet. Skillet that bad
boy up. Yeah, in the INGOs, the INGOs, the onions.

(01:01:54):
Next thing, the mushrooms. They go in bacon into the bacon.
M can you smell that man in with the bacon?
Then yeah, Then you want to take a couple of herbs,
man a bit of and then put the garlic in
after the onions are meant to say, right, you don't
want to burn the garlic. So you let that sizzle away, man,
You let you let the juice of the bacon and

(01:02:15):
the salt marinade into the into the mushrooms. Right, and
you start, you start putting a bit of black pepper
in a little bit of ourrigan or a bit of
time whatever whatever you have to hand, right, And then
what you do when when that's when you got the
bacon or the lardons to a nice crispy touch, you
take the pot with your pasta and you throw it

(01:02:38):
all into the pot. Yeah, and then you throw a
big load of cream into that and then you just
toss it. And then what you do then you throw
it in a bowl and then you put an egg
over it and just mix it round, garnish it then
with a bit of parmesan and more black pepper. And
that's it. That's how handy that is, you know what

(01:03:00):
I mean? Okay, car talk, let's do a section about
car talk.

Speaker 2 (01:03:06):
Car talk, Car talk don't be food.

Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
Car talk. Yeah. Cars are cool, man. They get you
from A to B when you need to be somewhere.
Cars that I would like to have right off the batman,
off the bat I would like to have. And this
is a pretty modest. This is This is basically if
I could have a decent card, do you know what
I mean? Just knocking about family car, I'd probably go

(01:03:37):
for the Audi A six sports job, nice black alloy wheels,
good exhaust. I don't know V six, but I mean
maybe that's I'd probably go for the diesel because it's
a bit cheaper and more efficient. But yeah, probably go
for the A six. Now I I if someone had said,
you know, here, here's a mid range sports car. What

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do you haven't I'd have a Dodge Dodge Challenger. I'd
go give us a Dodge Challenger. They're glad and I
drive that round. But then I don't know what the
crack is with American cars? Are they any good? That
you know? They kind of look a bit weird after
a few years, Like if you if you look at
like the the Chrysler what do they call the three hundreds,

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they look a bit weird nowadays, man same same like
Mustangs from the nineties. They look like they look like
those Chinese cars by Zuru that that they're just over accentuated,
big panel and and I don't know, but I would
like I would like a Dodge Challenger they're pretty cool.
I mean, I've always liked them. And we'll leave that

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section there. Okay, and here's the final thought.

Speaker 2 (01:04:54):
Edy's final thought.

Speaker 1 (01:05:08):
There you go a bit of a very blues in number.
So my final thought on this podcast is a bit
of work to be done. But we're getting into the float.
Do you know what I mean? I think having those
little dishies at the end helped to kind of keep
it current, you know what I mean, Like it's not
as timeless, but I think some section jobs are going

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to keep things flowing, keep things current. You know. I
don't want to start repeating myself, but that will happen,
especially by the time I've got numbered one thousand, five
hundred and I've knocked Joe Rogan off the top. Probably
a good time to mention that, yes, indeed, I lifted
Yan Hammer's Crocketts theme there from Miami Vice. Now lookus, well,

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I get into bother I don't know. I mean at
the end of the day, Yanhammer Man, I mean from
one legend to another, do you know what I mean? Like,
I'm just I'm teaching the fucking Headers of Mayo like that.
You know that tune exists, so don't fucking sue me.

(01:06:16):
Collaborate man and me and you will go wearing those
soup jackets and roll up the sleeves and then just
knock around the fucking what's his name? The guy who
played Nash Bridges and the lad from not Eric Roberts
with the fox's neck A yeah, fucking Jesus man. It's

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about five in the morning. I've been up all night
doing this. I can't remember his brilliant name. Man bits. Oh,
it's gonna drive me mantle. I'm checking it and checking it.
One second, miamif don Johnson, Don Johnson, Jesus man. And

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why am I gonna leave this in? Why not? But
I've been I've been toiling away all night on this
and it's amazing how much how much effort goes into it.
But listen, I couldn't do a half job. As the
old lady would say, Man, if a job's worth doing,
it's worth doing right. But I hope you've enjoyed this now,

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I really do. And I'm gonna be all guns blazing
on the podcast. That's the way it's gonna go. I
like it. It's a nice platform and I know it's
you have to use your eyes and you have to
oh sorry, you have to. You have to use your
ears to imagine it. But I think to myself, it's
something to express myself creatively, and with your help, with

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word of mouth, it will grow and it will entertain you,
and I would be there. I will be there with me.
I'm around you, going fair plady, man, I am there
for you. You were listening to this and I understand
you're on the job somewhere and you're like, fucking border
this shit. Man. Oh cool. A new podcast is out

(01:08:06):
that's I understand where you're coming from. You know what
I mean. And it's light and shade. I'll discuss serious topics,
but I won't fucking over egg the pudding. But I'll
also bring brevity to the situation as well. So with
that said, thanks very much for listening. I'm gonna do
I'm gonna get around to doing the Hardy Book. I
have to do it because it's burning a hole. It's

(01:08:27):
been burning a hole in your head for the last
three years. I don't know why I stopped it, just
because it takes so long to edit these podcasts. It's
a one man operation. You're like, how'd you get all
the stuff dawn out it. You're supposed to be doing
the tour of Australia. Get your act together, And I'm like,
all right, man, but it's part of the fucking process.
Maybe I'll come up with something funny in this and
use that then for the short you know what I mean.

Speaker 11 (01:08:48):
But if you do like this, spread the word and
remember if you really like Let's say, if there's a
thousand of you and you put two euro a month
into the patreot, that gives me the wiggle.

Speaker 1 (01:09:01):
Room, you know what I mean. That gives me the
wiggle room. So if you want to throw a few
quid in Patreon, Hardy Books or a PayPal for Slash
Maloney's digest and just leave there, that's one time job.
But I have to. I had to shield out the
old pay jobs there, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:09:18):
That's all for me.

Speaker 1 (01:09:19):
I hope you have a great weekend and I'll talk
to you next week. Good look and good bless Tell

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your friends about this.

Speaker 3 (01:09:42):
You will be really cool, you could say in the future.

Speaker 1 (01:09:46):
Oh, I was one of those guys in the beginning.

Speaker 3 (01:09:51):
I was there when nobody else was listening to it.
I mean, I've moved.

Speaker 1 (01:09:57):
On from that now because I've found other things thought
was so cool.

Speaker 3 (01:10:01):
But make sure if you want to look like a
cool person, tell people in your circle of friends, even
strangers on the streets. L vidasan unt gazuntite mean throwing
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