Eddie Chat Pod #6 - "Take a Break!"

It's been a while, but I'm finaly back. Between travel and subsequent procasrtination. Have a listen to my disjointed review of life on the road in Aus and NZ while touring. GAA, shitting on adverts, Brian McFadden being a party machine, politicians being wankers, fighting Kier Starmer and miffed with general life in Sweden. Plus a whole load of other mad shite. Have a listen. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh ah, well ells and geez ells and gee's great
to be back on podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
It's been a while.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
It's been a while, that's what the.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Boys, some staying said. I have indeed referenced the boys
some new metal soft rock band from the early naughties,
the ball lad on an acoustic who sings I'm on
the outside, I'm looking in, pulling my plums. Yeah, looking
at you through the window of my mind. I was going, everybody,

(00:43):
great to be back. It has been a few moons.
I packed the yetie mic I brought it with me
down to Australasia aka Oceania, and my intentions were, oh,
I'll record a couple of podcasts on the road. Like
didn't happen. Why didn't it happen? Just because it was
such a busy time of it and we were living

(01:07):
out of a suitcase and I was too tight by
an Australian adapter. And at the end of it, I
was like, I've gone this fire man. Don't want to
have to go bringing that back and then not using it.
But then it would have come in handy for other
times I would have been away in Australia. Look at
I have Sometimes I would consider myself as having a

(01:29):
debilitating amount of ADHD where I hyper focus on trivial
bollocks and missed the big picture. But it was indeed
a adventure of biblical proportions. I will go into the
crack even speed that was had on the road, a
lot of road, a lot of driving, a lot of flying,

(01:52):
a lot of adventure. New Zealand Australia. I have to
say the only time I was ever done in Australia
before was twenty and thirty when we were supposed to
be doing Me and Mark Kaine, the brother in law
and director of Hardy Bucks, the TV show and the movie.
We went down there to do a sequel for the

(02:14):
Hardy Books movie. But what happened was I got into
a fight with a bunch of bouncers at the Big
Tree in twenty twelve. Kind of derail that when group
m the producers and Universal Pictures, they were like, well,
your main actor is going through a court case that
might have some sort of legal ramifications when it comes
to him appearing in a movie and getting visas. But

(02:36):
thankfully the whole lot was a lot of ballocks and
CCTV in my statements corroborated that all I was doing,
to quote the judge, was defending myself against stroppy Doorman.
I should have fucking countersued, because, to be quite honest
with you, it kind of ruined my life for a
bit there that day, the talk of the town, Frankfurt actor.
I thought, three men in pob or Midwest radio. You

(02:58):
got a good fucking bit of new he was out
of that, didn't you. Yeah, cunts ha cons around town
talking about me. Yeah, having a good old fucking natter
about me and my travails and my struggles against men
with shirts and dickie bows and radio antennas sticking out
of their ears. Man going nevoking there. But it didn't

(03:22):
wish you all very well. I don't hold any grudge
against you in some ways one of those life lessons
you learn, especially don't be doing fucking gigs in places
like the Big Tree. Now with that out of the way,
my experience in Australia was basically two days in Melbourne
in twenty thirteen. Didn't really see much of that left
after a WHO concert at the point you get fooled again,

(03:45):
good old crack, middle of June, great weather from once
in Ireland, and then I went over there. Left on
midday on a Sunday, arrived at don Am a like
six o'clock on the Tuesday evening, pissing rain, dark. And
I was like, huh, you go down to Australia and
you think it's gonna be like, ah, you might mcdandee
fucking twoies, but then you go down there and it's

(04:08):
like pissing rain. Looks like Ireland on a bad day.
We took a plane up to Mildura and drove for
hours to a place called Broken Hill where they filmed
Mad Max two, and then Silverton outside of Broken Hill,
nice little mine in town. I wouldn't want to live there, man.
But we met aging from Bradford who had the mad

(04:28):
Max Museum, and he was like, hey, you know I
come down here. I left Bradford, come down here, open
up Mad Max museum. Do you think any of these
locals give a fuck about that? No they don't. And
I was like, fair play to the man. You could
have just opened it up in Bradford, saying that it's
a bit like fucking Mad Max country up there anyway.
Oh but that's apparently the pub scene is where they

(04:52):
did Crocodile. Damn day when he walks in at the
pub and he's like, yeah, you might got a bloody
dig crocodile onto me. I'm fucking salty. Now, the viewers
don't know that Broken Hill is in the outback and
it's miles and miles away from the Northern Territory where
the Salties live. Salties and bull sharks, man bad bastards.
Don't want those women up there in the bullet bung

(05:14):
or a fucking Adelaide River because they have some big
bastards up there, man big owl Salties. Speaking of Witch,
if you were listening to an interview I did about
five six years ago, there was a guy called Adam
Britton who was a zoologist, a crocodile expert, and I
was like, wow, we this is some interesting chatman, because
crocodiles are cool, They're like dinosaurs. But it turns out

(05:37):
that he was a complete wrongin and that he was
filming himself torturing dogs and raping them, and he got
time in Thug Mansion. So he went from being an
absolute hero to a fifty below zero. So I just
thought i'd cover that. Grewsome topic. The mad bastard was
probably throwing the dead dogs into the fucking crocodile he

(05:58):
had out the back. But what has happened to the crocodile?
Is he being bummed? I don't know, man, did he
boom the crocodile? Was he bumming crocs? Probably was? The
mad fuck probably was. But he's inside thug mansion now
for animal cruelty and uh yeah, look going do a
deep dive on that. But I thought I'd addressed that
because you know, you think to yourself, wow, this guy

(06:21):
has been in a lot of nature programs, and you know,
I've seen the documentary when I was a teenager called
The Secret Life of Crocodiles where they were looking for
a cure for gangorine because crocodiles are impervious to that shite.
But he turned out to be an utter roungan, which
was a major disappointment. But what can you do? Man?

(06:41):
What can you fucking do? Not a lot really, apart
from condemn the beasteal macaar behavior that he put out there. Man,
absolute wrongin now where was I? Yeah, Australia was good
old crack. I got a good I got a good
taste of it this time. And I don't blame Irish
people for moving down there because the work and social

(07:05):
life balance seems to be a lot in favor of
nice outdoor weather, nice and warm barbecues, drink driving, great
old crack. But I met a lot of good people
down there. Brisbane now was a place that we're only
supposed to go for one night. And the hurricane or
the cyclone came and derailed that and we went straight

(07:27):
to New Zealand. But when it came back, man, I
was hanging out with some good lads. A big shout
out to Kevin, the boys SLS Jerseys and the boys
from Table one oh one down at the old Consley Hotel.
The height of hospitality was granted to me, fair player
to the one oh one crew. They took me up there.
Kevinnene took me up to the Q one on the
Gold Coast and I was fucking brilliant crack man. Lots

(07:50):
of love to the lads down there. Hey gal Cais,
Mike Galchis, that's where you get lines of girls who'd
like dress up as lot slotty goths on Instagram and
we all hang out and the gal Causts like muscle
band fucking gurus going around down Oh bro spot me
I'm doing some fucking chests. Oh ye. I've seen a

(08:11):
lot of zones down in Australia, man, a lot of zones, man,
different places. We were in Adelaide first. We covered that
in the last podcast where Stevie the Cowboy Kelly got
into a scrap with some balgains. What are you doing
talking to our fucking girls? What are you talking about? Ah,
it's fucking soap bro. So that was interesting. That was

(08:33):
before the tour kicked off and I was thinking of yourself,
here we go, man, haven't even done the first gig
and one of the lads is nearly well, it's technically
embroiled in a fight, but it all resolved itself on
the street, thank god. No one was arrested or badly damaged.

(08:54):
Where we covered that in the last episode. After Adelaide
we hit Perth. We did two back to back shows
in the Linnet's lounge. What a spotman? What as spot
curry cheese chips? One thing I've learned on the road
the spicebags top fucking grub. If you're looking for ballast

(09:15):
and a McDonald's curry sauce, it's been shipped out in
bulkman out in bulk to various alehouses and taverns across
the content of Oceania and also in Dubai. They had
nice curry sauce. Big shout out to McDonald's Cory Mom.
I didn't get to see much of Perth other than

(09:37):
the hotel and the venue and the heat. I don't
know how people do it, man, Like I thought to himself,
a ginger man from Mayo, like myself, doesn't really have
the the melanin required, but I'm pretty good at sweating.
I'm a sweaty bastard when I get gone, because that's

(09:57):
pretty much your natural That's like your turbo man, you
know what I mean, It's your cooling system. But I
just thought to myself, the poor bastards who would have
been shipped to Van Diemon's land back in the old days,
like they just after what like three months at sea,
they pitch up, and it's like you that you're going
to go into the outback and start mining for silver.

(10:21):
So hard times, man, hard times, but human beings are
quite resilient, so you know, you get used to it.
I suppose Perth was sound good gigs in Perth and
went to Melbourne to the show in Melbourne, Steve the
Cowboy decided to turn off the air conditioning during sound check,

(10:43):
and when I got on stage, it looked like everyone
was melting, and including myself. I was sweating like Christy
Moore trying to do the leaving shirt on a big
bag of fucking chats. And someone said, Ei, man, your
guitar is leaking. And I looked down as a stream
of sweat coming off the guitar. That was quite a

(11:05):
sweaty experience. But I suppose it was thirty six Celsius
as well. Didn't see that one coming. What next? Off
to Sydney. We stayed in the place called Newtown in Sydney.
Didn't get to see Coogie Bay, didn't get to see
Bondar Beach, mat missed all that kind of stuff. I was.
I was hoping to go back, maybe do a couple
of gigs, but at the end of the tour, I

(11:27):
was just I was fucking sick of doing gigs, to
be going honest, and I was like, I had a
couple of days in Brisbane and that was great, man.
And I really enjoyed the wildlife in Brisbane, Like there
was a guana's just knocking around bin chickens also known
as ibis birds. Outside the Old Combs the hotel, there's

(11:47):
a there's a tree full of not parakeets, these green lads.
I thought there were parrots. Larakeets. That's the job. So
those lads were all screeching away in the e. And
a funny story about the lads who are hanging out
in the one oh one crew were stung while on

(12:08):
the phone to significant partners, girlfriends, wives, fiances because they
would say they're on the way back from work or
they say they're still at work, only for the sound
of the larakeets in the tree to give the game away.
So some of the boys and you know who you
know who you are because you listen to this podcast

(12:30):
and you're a sound man. I heard stories about you. Man.
I'm not going to give the name away. I'm not
going to give the game away. But I heard that
you don't go into the car, put the ignition on
the radio and the air conditioning on just so they
block out the noise of the good lads. I was

(12:52):
very impressed to see a massive I don't know if
it's a fruit bat or a flying fox. Just we're
on the way to fair play to linz Ky and
Heeney and then the boys good Swinford Headers. We're on
the way out for bit of dinner, myself impeating and
ste I looked out the window and I was like,
what the fuck is that? Man? Big massive bat. Apparently
they're called flying foxes, but they're basically like, I don't know,

(13:16):
like small dogs, like Pomeranians with leathery wings. You'd see
them just like hanging upside down as bats do. Apparently
Pete was saying that bat shit isn't bat shit crazy,
is some of the most fertile manure you can find.
So a bit of trivia there. If you're into doing

(13:38):
a bit of gardening and you're looking to get some
serious nitdrogen into your crop, try and find yourself some
bat shit, man, because they tell you, well, it's good shit.
Like if you're into that kind of shit, if you
know the mean shit, fucking breach of the man. So

(14:01):
New Zealand was fucking mad crack it. It was an
intensely busy time of it, probably down to the fact
that our manager hadn't understood the sheer size of New Zealand,
and the promoters at Troubadour said to us now, lads,
you know, nobody has ever done that amount of gigs

(14:22):
in such a short space of time. And I thought, well,
you know what, that's what I was thinking to myself
because it was fucking crazy. But we did it. And
on top of all that, I had a root canal
go bad and that began in Wellington. It's gonna have
to come out mite and on the boat the next day,
I was rinsing my mouth out with listerine and I
was like, this is gonna hit the fan. Man, Oh,

(14:45):
it fucking hit the fan, all right. Sure enough I
got to give a big shout out to the I
goes down in christ Church or putting me up and
feeding me with codine, taking me to the dentist. There
was one day in particular when I had an abscess
on my jaw and I was like, right, I have
to go into the dentist. They said, there's not really
an awful what we can do for it. And I
was like, come on, man, I don't want to lose

(15:06):
a tooth. If I was back in Sweden Vincent Garrett
and that gave me the lifetime guarantee. They were like, look,
there's not really enough what you can do take some antibiotics.
Wasn't working, so I went in the next day after
doing a gig, went on stage in christ Church and
I said, I've got a jaw on me like Kelly
Osbourne on pills at a P Diddy freak off. Now,

(15:28):
on a side note about P Diddy news, did you
see the Terrence Howard video where he was on Pet
Pet David Volliam Thamon Pet David. You know you wered
these parties I'm saying, and what happened Terrence Howard was
talking about he was he was approached for acting lessons
and anyway, I'm not going to fucking get into doing

(15:48):
impersonations of Pepper David or Terrence Howard because I haven't
studied his wing as properly yet. But apparently P Diddy
wanted them to come around. Check out the music, check
out the acting lessons, but he wanted to have sex
with Terrence Howard, and I'm like Terrence Howard man as
in the lad from Iron Man three, featuring the work

(16:13):
of Robert Downey Junior, Gwyneth Paltrow and Jeff Bridges. Sorry
about that, I was gonna, I nearly said Nash Bridges.
But I find it really bizarre, man, you know what
I mean that? Like, like who gave Diddy the orders

(16:34):
to go around? Given lads the you know, the boost
up the ladder? Do you know what I mean? I
mean like, like, how how does that happen? You know,
how did that get sanctioned in the world of Hollywood
that you know. I've heard rumors, man, I've heard stories,
and I was always like, nah, I mean I heard

(16:54):
a story about Bob the Builder's creator. I'm not going
to go into any more details. Made like. I was
at Cannes Film Festival in twenty thirteen and I met
a man who was the son of a famous director,
and he told me a story about the creator of
Bob the Builder when he went to Hollywood to pitch

(17:15):
it to a very very famous director who turned him
down on turning Bob the Builder into a TV series
or a film in the States. He said, go and
see my friend who I won't mention the names. He'll
think it's brilliant. So he goes over to the house,
gets a limo over to the house. This very famous

(17:38):
guy in Hollywood comes out and he goes, I'm not
even gonna put the accident on because you'll know who
it is, but let's just say, hey, man, I love
your Bob the Builder program. Let's make it happen, brother dude,
but you've got to do one thing for me. So
apparently he leaves, he goes outside, he comes back through

(18:02):
a side hatch in this Victorian fucking Tudor esque style
Hollywood Hills house, comes out and he goes completely naked
and he goes me, you gotta do is suck mad dick.
And then, obviously as a children's TV creator above the builder,

(18:27):
whoever this lad is, was like, nah, I just want
to make a nice TV show for kids about like
builders and stuff talking machines. I must politely decline your offer.
And just like that man, he went away and he

(18:52):
didn't get the deal he was looking for. But I
remember thinking himself, Nah, you might be thinking, ah, this
is just fucking ballocks, And here say man. Then there
were other stories heard, and then all this Diddy stuff. Man,
I mean, you got like the whole thing about like
you know, Weinstein Diddy, all these like Richard Toback, who

(19:13):
was the director of Jeepers Creepers, that lad was a
fucking creeper. Now you have to ask yourself like these
Hollywood actors, right, because you know a lot of people
who get into the world of show business and performance
they probably didn't get the attention that they craved as kids,
so they probably have very low self esteem self esteem.

(19:34):
So like, you know, the but I just find like
there was there's there's a limit, like you know what
I mean. It's like, let's say hypothetically someone did trade
their bodies for sex in order to get the roles,
Like you've still got to get up every morning and
do the roles, and you know, it's still hard graft.

(19:57):
Like I know people are saying, like actors fucking made
up out job, Like it does require a lot of
energy and time dedications and flying around and you're basically
when you're you're you're supposed to be at a time
and the place, and you're contracted, and then if you
don't then it's like you'll never work in this town again.

(20:18):
Can't believe you are five minutes late for the set.
Go over there and wait another four hours until you're
called up. But wait there in case. You know, it's
still a fucking tough graft getting up but like five
in the morning, dressing up as spooky characters or whatever
whatever you have go on there to places and they're like, yeah,

(20:43):
now you're gonna wait there all day until you have
to get up and act out the lines that you learned.
Still tough graft, do you know what I mean? And
you got lads like Diddy? Then who are the geatekeepers?
I mean, talk about having it? What don't? I'm speechless.
It's just so fucking weird, man, do you know what

(21:04):
I mean? Like we've all heard rumors like Team America
were a police and med damon, you know, and you
think yourself, is it some sort of weird open secret,
like some bizarre cult, And everyone's slapping each other on
the back afterwards an awar ceremony's gone, cool, man, you're
one of us. You got diddied. Yeah, man, I got

(21:27):
diddied too. So the Kelly Osbourne, Joe P. Diddy, they
found that funny. But I did feel like I was
gonna pass out and faint, but I did it anyway.
Then the next morning went back to the dentist, got
the tooth pulled out, and then we drove from christ
Church to Wannica, which was about five or six hours.
But the thing is, the schedule was so busy that
we couldn't actually really stop and do stuff. We were like,

(21:49):
oh look Whitewater Rapids. Oh look at that skydiving, look
at that Mount Cook to the rooms country. We went
to Hobbit and that was interesting. But uh, play a
man who owns that Ian Alexander, he must be making
the fucking fortune man after money. Great for the town
of Meta Meta, we should do some sort of hardy

(22:13):
books theme park around Swinford and get that thing pumped up.
I'll go back, man, I'll do tours being like, this
is the house where the lads took chats, got on
the fucking pels, Mom, come up, Fastard style cottage is
fucking burned thanks to some assholes that went and just
destroyed it. So fair play. Yeah, you all broke in,

(22:35):
you all trespassed and pissed upon the shrine that you visited.
I suppose it's a little bit in the essence of
punk in the old days of CBGB's where people used
to like spit at the the lads on stage. I
guess in some weird, fucked up way they couldn't handle it.
But again, it was in a very secluded spot with

(22:57):
elderly neighbors, and there was only a matter of time
before some absolute fucking retards came and trashed the place.
So whoever you are, go fuck yourselves. Thanks for burning
the house down and don't be coming to me going
series five. I'm like, well, look, you burnt the fucking

(23:17):
house down, man, So that kind of changes the dynamic
of the writing process, doesn't it. Your fucking assholes, Fuck
you Depity Stack, fuck you Parliamentary Life. But that's about it.

Speaker 4 (23:30):
Really.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
I'm not gonna dwell on that, but you are fucking
dickheads and you should be fucking battered by hard counts
from chum. So just putting that out there, but do
go fuck yourselves to that. That was Countish crack. Now
where was I? So? Yeah, while I was away, I
realized that there's a lot of people down in Australia

(23:51):
listening to this podcast, and there's a lot of unexpected people,
and the people who listen to it really do enjoy
listening to it. And I was like, I really really
to get on the case again and start getting this
podcast going. Like I said earlier on Stan Parliamentary Ladies,
What was I saying earlier on can't remember because my

(24:12):
extreme version of ADHD took over the mesosphere of my
brain box. But there is a lot of interesting people
listening to the podcast. It's doing well. Yeah, it's doing well.
Tell you this, Mahon, A big shout out to the
Rosscommon Senior team that all the boys are listening to
it and you had a big win there in London.

(24:33):
Fair play idea. You won in London town, so they'll
be going for the fucking son maguire, so they will.
But fair played the boys. You know who you are.
Lads don't want to get you into trouble with the
gaa because they'll be like, you can't have too much fun,
especially listening to the Hardy Books podcast those lads, especially
the ginger one pure reprobates men talking about getting steamed

(24:59):
driving round in Japanese hatchbacks, alluding to contraband leisurely activities
in the form of Jeff Mills, Gary Ablets and chats.
Why do I talk about chats so much?

Speaker 3 (25:15):
Man?

Speaker 2 (25:16):
I mean I haven't had one at about I don't
know a year. This fucking high time, me and some
close friends got together and had a night on the
fucking ecstasy towns O O camere you got Brian Harvey

(25:36):
fired for talking about taking chats. Back in the nineties.
He was the face of East seventeen, the London band
from Walthamstow also known as East seventeen of Londinium or
should I say London. But this just kind of got sidetracked.

(25:57):
I didn't intend to talk about chats or East seventeen,
and in no way do the Rosscommon senior team indulge
in these practices. I just have to make that clear.
I was just basically freeball and talking about how the
GAA might react to that. But don't be listen, don't

(26:19):
be fucking spiteful. Those lads are sound, man, and I
won't hear a word said negatively about them, even if
you are one of these lads getting paid silly money
to be on the chair of the board of the GAA.
No man, Yeah, we did a video there a few

(26:44):
years back. I won't mention the branding sports franchise we
did a video for. But the videos were unreal, man.
But the ga didn't like them. They said remove those videos.
Now they're bringing the institute disrepute. And it's like, oh,

(27:06):
you only want to see black and white footage of
Lad's clocking hurlis and schlitters at a tire hung from
a majestic tree on a hilltop in the evening sun
while some kind of narration voiceover Lad from one of
the various voice over agencies in Ireland. You can hear

(27:29):
such voices in Tree Mobile Death Go Ireland, TA Sportage,
Little Insurance. You know what I mean. I mean it's
a it's a reoccurrent. Look at that. The money you
can get, fucking stop it The money you can make,
right if you go into Google and you you just
like get yourself a voice reel together and you too

(27:51):
could be the voice of a mobile phone provider, a
supermarket chain or something like that. But I I'm getting
off track again. But I'm talking about the videos that
the GAA do, like such as the Pride, the Passion,
the Glory ga All Stars sponsored by Cadbury's Chocolate and

(28:18):
aib Bank. You know that's all right, like, but you
know what, man, I've said it many many times. I
reckon all across the board, right, your hurlers and your
gap players, and you know the ones who were definitely
a county level, I think like they should be paid

(28:38):
a salary and I know it's an amateur sport, like,
but there's a lot of money floating around there, and
I'm like, I think it's right and fair that these lads,
since they were kids, sacrificed so much time and effort
to go into these sports full time. And I think
like they should all have the same amount of wages
at the end of the week. I think that's fair.

(28:59):
Like I'm not to talking about fucking Brazilian Ronaldo money,
Ronaldinio money, Portuguese Ronaldo money. I'm just talking about fucking
grand and a half a week, you know, I mean
fair days pay for a third day's graft. Mom man,

(29:19):
a man from Brussels six and foreign made a Jimmy's.
But Camire, who the fuck am? I just goes this
just a man with a man's courage and the laptop.

(29:44):
You know, lads having to drive all across whatever county
they're from, turn up, tug out, do the training in
the middle of the freezing cold, like do you know
what I mean? Fair enough? Like gotta be fair. Give
the boys the touch, retroactive touch to all the people

(30:06):
who play. But then the fucking organization going bankruptcy and
tickets to go up and then fucking Rupert Murdocher get
involved the next thing, you know what it's about, fucking
seventy two euro to go and see your local team
playing against balin Swaze. Here, man, I'm just spitballing, you
know what I mean, spitballing. I don't want the boys

(30:28):
and suits up in Croaker to start some sort of
fat whack against me, being like that fellow there or
Nold Dirk and who's there on the podcast, and he's
getting ideas into people's heads a both players getting paid. Sure,
if that's the crack, like, we'll have to send some
boys down in the van. She took him in the
back of the van, drive him then up to Dublin,

(30:48):
check him out, all expensive trip, see if we can
bring him around so we might even put him on
its county board for leash or else. We're batch with
the fuck out of them into silencing. You probably listening
to this podcast, go on, what in the fuck is

(31:10):
this lad on about?

Speaker 3 (31:11):
Do you know what?

Speaker 2 (31:11):
Men? You'd be right because this podcast in particular, it's
kind of like doing homework. I've put it off for
a long time and I'm just like Ashu a lot
a bit here, that's funny. I'll stick that in. But
you know, I think that's funny, and what I think
is funny is pretty out there man. But if you
want of those people that like a bit of offbeat

(31:33):
mad shit, then you're always welcome to the party. Man,
you know what I mean? But if you like watching
Lee Evans' concerts at Wembley, what did Lee Evans ever
do wrong to you? Man? A song getting interviewed by
Phil Jupiters, he's a regular modern day Norman Wisdom and

(31:53):
the likes of Michael McIntyre live of the Apollo. Then
what can I say? Man? This isn't for you, but
maybe it is. Maybe you've got a broad range in
comedic tastes and if you do for Guardy, you might
for Garia. But if you don't, then the chances are
you're probably not listening to this. And you certainly haven't

(32:14):
watched the Hardy Bucks back catalog either, and if you have,
you might have been, like Brian Ormond, I'm gone. But
don't get that. It's focus shite. What they're talking about
makes no sense. Matd bastards from Mayo to think that
funny than not just a bunch of ticks and that's

(32:36):
fine man, Brian Ormond. Man, you know that's your opinion.
You're fucking tightened to the opinion man, not fighting death,
so you can have that opinion. Glad In other Hardy
Books related news, Hardy Books is now available on the

(32:57):
BBC I Player in the UK and BBC Northern Ireland.
Remember used to watching you know, you have to watch
BBC Northern Ireland when you know, as kids growing up,
like you know, it'd be fucking question Time or whatever

(33:18):
it's called Stormont and they'd be like Thursday night and
now time for the latest political round up from Stormont.
Well seems David Trimble got himself into hot water this

(33:40):
week as there was rocous scenes in Stormont. On the
floor he's sorting the situation, mister Thompson and Tart tarn
Our third and thirdle Tidle Birdle. I was like, oh
great man, yeah. Meanwhile on fucking BBC London, it's probably
watching an extended special of Robot Was featuring the work

(34:01):
of Craig Charles, also known as Lister from Red Dwarf.
I used to enjoy watching Lister from Red Dwarf and
all that was a great series, especially when I was
a kid, but then it got a little bit bloated
and kind of went on a bit too long. But
I do remember seeing footage of Craig Charles, who was

(34:22):
also in Coronation Street as the cab driver and whatever
the fuck took hold of him. Now we do know
that he was on crack cocaine about twenty years ago
in the back of a cab and for some reason,
the cab driver was filming this on one of those
infrared cameras that you can see in nighttime and he

(34:45):
was in the back. It was in the back of
a cab. Yeah, whankhm smoking crack and whankohm to probably
a copy of Reader Wives of Razzle. They were the
kind of jazz magazines that could be seen in newsagents

(35:12):
and there was you know, you have your Playboy and
all that. That's just like topless women, and you'd see
a bit of like fannies sometimes, but these were the
hard stuff that had Readers Wives sections and they were
usually quite fat glasses with short haircuts and that just

(35:37):
got their boobs out and that, and like, I don't
know who wrote the supplementary text that went with these images,
but some of that stuff was just beyond the pale,
so I'm presumed. And yeah, that Cree Charles was in
the back of a cab on some so as of

(36:01):
maniacal crack binge. And I don't know if you're old
enough to remember, some of you listeners, but Robot was
used to be on on a Friday night on BBC two,
and you know, it actually made it into an episode
of The Sopranos. Fair play to it, but it kind
of got a bit boring because there was an androgynous

(36:24):
ginger person and I don't know if it was a
man or a woman, but he spoke like this, and
he had a thing called Chaos too, and Chaos two,
I'm presuming was the second incarnation of the Chaos robot
that basically.

Speaker 5 (36:38):
Was just in the shape of a door wedge and
its only move was just the fact that it went
under other robots with a wedge and flip them over.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
So how the fuck I got on to this subject
is ridiculous, and I have to just say to you,
I don't know why I'm talking like fucking created, sorry
about that. This is what happens this particular episode. I've
been out the loop for a while. My attention span
is all over the shop. But let me just get

(37:10):
back to basically saying, yes, Hardy Books is on BBC
one up the North, and it's on the BBC Player
in the UK, So do tell people if you're living
in the UK, man, be like, check out the Hardy booksman.
It's on the player. See what they say about it
over there. I left the natural pause there just to

(37:31):
segue into this section getting this podcast going. Like I
said earlier on any bit of fucking distraction at all,
Like I was gonna do one last Friday, but I
just arrived at the kids back to Sweden. Holiday time
is over. Yeah, you were down there in Australia being
the big man on the stage, big spirit of adventure.
But now you're back in Sweden. It's a serious place.

(37:53):
You got to pay your bills and your tax and
yes your car had a puncture two days before and
you need to put it through the test going to
do all this. You are back, haha, welcome. No big
fun time for you on stage anymore. Now you must
get serious. It is time for you to pay the punishment.
You will pay the price for being such funny man
on road adventure Haha. Sweden Bathish. So I'm back here

(38:18):
and fucking Sweden. Man. You know, like I said in
the last time, bored out me fucking mind. Look, I'm
not giving out about Sweden. Well, yes i am. Why
do I give out about Sweden? Probably because there's no
there's no spontaneity here, do you know what I mean?
If you want to meet open someone, you have to
book at three months in advance. And what they do,

(38:40):
it's like, oh, Sweden, we are this humanitarian superpower, but
yet they make most of the components for like missiles
and weapons and shit like that. You know, don't give
me that shit. Another thing I don't like about it.
They've killed cash. And I tell you one thing, man,
I'm a big fan of Johnny is in Johnny Cash.

(39:01):
I like to have a few notes in my wallet,
money that I can hold that I earned myself, that
I can go and pay someone else to do a
job and be like here, horse, there's the touch there,
go and get yourself the price of a few pints
for doing a sound job on the car. Speaking of which,

(39:22):
the owl car there got me into a bit of
bother last year and it's continuing on. I've got summons
to pay a court case for Amo Park, an unscrupulous,
fucking scumbag outfit that is now owned by Sumi Tomo,
a Japanese investment firm. Right these assholts, Like basically I

(39:42):
got done for having the parking ticket half visible, and
I was like, I'm not paying it, like there was
a lot, and I appealed it six times and to
the point where basically I was writing stuff like do
you know this city is like it's like it's been
run by data from star Trek featuring the works of
his very own Sir Patrick Stewart, And I'd love to

(40:03):
know where those if I can actually get the transcripts
of my appeals, because there are assholes. I said to them, look,
out of principle, if I was in the wrong, i'd
pay it. But out of principle, I offered to pay
to a charity. Say look, I will pay that money
to a charity. It's out of principle. But then they
sent the fucking letters to the wrong address. And now

(40:26):
it's like you'll have to go to court for a
hundred quid. Man, I'm like, see you in court. I'll
represent myself and I'll tell you something. I'll go into
that court room with a bottle of whiskey and a
fish full of enodone. Not sure what the paraces models
are gonna do, but it'll help against any earthly aes.

(40:47):
A man might explire, why am I talking like this?
Sorry about that? I went into a different type of
voice there. It's almost like I don't fucking know. But yeah,
so I got to sort that out. And the out
of all vot she didn't pass the NCT. She's a
good car man, She's a good car. And I took
it down the road to this lad and I think
he was a bit too rigorous. He failed me on

(41:10):
real inconsequential stuff like the side indicator on the wing
of the car, like it's already got the indicator on
the front. You can see that the battery was loose,
like how did it even know? This kind of stuff?
But there was a couple of things, brake lines, love
to get them fixed, of course, shot absorber gone on
the front. But I'll tell you one thing. It's a

(41:30):
grand car. I love that car. What I'm I supposed
to do sell it and then get a new one
couldn't be arsed. And you want to know why I
couldn't be arsed with that because I just simply couldn't
be bothered digging out the log book. So that's how
my mind works. Rather than digging out the log book,
I'm gonna pump money into it till it's fixed, and

(41:52):
then I'm gonna drive that car for the next ten
years and I'll give it to the kids. Then I'll
be like, here this lad, here, you know well who
the care is. And I'll tell you one thing. You
don't have to pay tax because it's classic. Hold on
to it and we put a body kiss on her. Good. Look,
it's a bit better. You have to stick with it. Yeah,

(42:13):
you know what I mean. You have to stick with it,
all right? Cool? So yeah, man, just suspend your disbelief here.
The character is what's doing this, but also there is
real life things going on, such as me living in
a country that is pretty fucking crackless. What I liked
about New Zealand and Australia is things happen quickly, whereas

(42:34):
here in Sweden it's like you have to go to
this place and get the paper.

Speaker 6 (42:40):
In femiel oh bitstead of path Jansen liga intergushin thebbtignanscarlet.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
Yeah, then you have to go to the other place,
get the paper, sign in on your bank eye and
go and see a man who lives in an apartment
in Uppsala only Krona. Then near the.

Speaker 7 (43:10):
Man mcclana, I'll think, Paul in there. If you have
a problem with Swedeen, you can leave shir klings Cassan.

Speaker 2 (43:25):
That's not my fault.

Speaker 6 (43:26):
You should have thought about this before you got caught
doing the thing rules.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
Fuck my pinker, we must screwing contract for sta. Go
in there. He will decide with the community for learning
in a bunch of guys who will decide what to
do next. If you are successful and they say yes,
take all four papers and go to this building in
the middle of Stockholm. When you're in the building, you

(43:53):
then get a factura. You must pay this and go
to other building. And then at the last juncture, no,
it is not working. That's fucking life in Sweden. Man likes.
The kids are saying, stop complaining about Sweden. It's our home.
I'm like our it's a fucking boring out spot. Man
Germans told me it's expensive and it's boring. And they

(44:13):
make out that they're a humanitarian superpower while on the
other hand, they keep making fucking weapons of war that
kill loads of people, usually in the Middle East. Now
they've turned their attention to trying to get everyone into
a fucking full blown ground war with a nuclear powerstand
the whole Ukraine Russia thing right, And I'm gonna put

(44:34):
this on the Basically for me, I'm anti war. You
might think I'm a bit of a hard count who
will go fighting. I will if I'm pushed. Man, you
gotta treat conflict like poper roaches. This is my last resort.
If you go looking for trull you fucking finders. Come on,
do you know what I mean? You've got all these
fools softies up there in the EU. Here in Sweden

(44:57):
as well, you know what I mean, Go fucking mother exactly.
Think they're the big men declaring war here and there,
taking our tax payer money. Nah man, nah nah, I'll
do time for you please, That's all I'll say in
the issue. But Sweden's like, yes, we now have to
go into war mode. And you have unelected cocksuckers like

(45:21):
guy have a Hofstad and Earthen Levonderlay and I'll put
me pick up their ass. They have taken the piss
ruined the continent, like here, fucking Stormer, what a fucking knob.
And Kir Stormer, man, he's soft as shite. Like honestly,
I'm not even gonna go into it anymore. But I'll
tell you one thing, man, if I was in like,

(45:44):
let's say you're in a car park outside Woodies Hardware story, yeah,
and you were like, here, Durkin, man, do you want
to go Tall to Toll with Kia Stamer in a
fucking pugilism job? And I'll be like sound, And let's
say you'll get lads from I don't know macl like

(46:04):
gregor Is Production Company will come down outside Woodies near
Luca Man Keir Starmer will go fighting, yeah, and I'd say, here,
kre Man, get fucking guy of a Hofstad in there
as well. I'll take the twoie on at once and
I'll fucking win. And I'll just stand there, man, and

(46:24):
I'll just fucking go at them duck under a couple
of combos, drop the pair of them about fucking forty
seven seconds, and I look over them then and I'll
be like, big men, I've seen bigger men on top
of toilet doors. Hey, big men, wanting to go to war.

(46:45):
But look at you there, crying into your fucking pringles,
your pair of soft.

Speaker 8 (46:52):
Bastards, bastards, bastards and bastards bastards.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
Yet, how did these assholes get into power? Man? Then
our ursa Vanderley man, look her up and you might
be like, why are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (47:05):
The EU?

Speaker 2 (47:06):
Were fucking brilliant, man. They gave us a couple of roads,
a couple of fucking blue flags by some beaches.

Speaker 4 (47:13):
Let us show once again the power of Europe when
it stands tall and tonis schemes.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
Man, you give us a couple of schemes. I tell
you one thing. I got, not fucking scheme out of
them basts. Tell you one thing, man, The only scheme
that I want to do was with fucking Brian mcfadner.

Speaker 3 (47:31):
B Fat spending not in money, yummy money, money money,
brilliant man, Fat then herd. He was good old crack,
good old cracker hack, brillant like fat, then doing.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
Loads of fucking dust, loads of dust. I heard stories, man, Listen, Brian,
if you listen to this. I tried ringing you about
fifty three times, sent you videos man, videos of mean
fucking on the fucking rudders out and dustled off there
last year and where was you? You wasn't there. You

(48:14):
didn't even get back to me, Brian. In fact, it
looks like you changed your number and I was like, why.

Speaker 3 (48:21):
Did you do this, Brian mcfadon, I didn't work actually
on the acousic.

Speaker 2 (48:29):
Now. I heard stories about your man. Even Blind Boy
once was saying he was hanging out with you there
in Edinburgh at a hotel and the crack was good.
And I know you're a madman for the drink, the
women and the gosh. You call me anytime and we'll

(48:57):
go drinking, man, and I'll show you the power. Honemil
on heself and Brian McFadden gon oush on the peace.

Speaker 8 (49:17):
We'll have ourself nice haircuts, we'll drink the Irish mist.

Speaker 6 (49:24):
Take out the own balana and we'll go for.

Speaker 2 (49:30):
A mite to eat, and we'll.

Speaker 8 (49:33):
Head down into long Necks the barren ballina.

Speaker 2 (49:40):
Don't balonas, don't fucking ballana with every can to now,
no brainy, I heard your great old crack looking party

(50:02):
boy Connors. Legend has it Garren Noon's self and blind
Boy were there in Edinburgh poppers at the Three Sisters
Hotel dushed oh ten year ago. Boxes of Miller you
were there in the corridors were chased by five women,
women of varying degrees. Shagg it looks playing guitar smoking

(50:31):
Amber lif Ralli's living life in the fast Lane.

Speaker 8 (50:38):
Yeah, life in the fast lane, baby.

Speaker 2 (50:48):
I hope you enjoyed that old two. Brian McFadden, the
party machine, the man, the myth, the legend. So I
was in the pub there last week watching Everton versus
Liverpool in the you know, the closing rounds of the
Premiership there and Liverpool won the derby and I thought
himself fair player to Liverpool. Who cares about the Cariboo Cups?

(51:10):
Fucking it used to be called the Coca Cola Cup,
then it was the Worthington Cup, also known as the
Worthless Cup, and now it's the Cariboo Cup, a cup
named after an Asian energy drink. Uh. You know, it's
like FA Cup Champions League. Just stick to win the
fucking league, lads. Yeah, don't be overreaching. Just just can

(51:31):
see the losses on the continent. Don't spread yourself out
to the thing.

Speaker 3 (51:35):
Now.

Speaker 2 (51:35):
At the end of the day, who fucking cares man,
you know what I mean, Like, you get to an
age like I am, uh thirty two, you get you
get to my age, and you're like, what's the fucking point? Man?
You know what I mean? It's like it's like sports.
It's it's a great spectacle, but it's basically it's like
horoscopes or one of the bullshit. Like, you know what
I mean, It's like, it's not gonna it's not gonna

(51:55):
prove your life unless you're betting and you're putting big wins.
You're winning big accumulators, no light crack. So I was
watching an advert for Ladbrooks La Ladbrooks. A load of
fucking dickheads paid to be in a commercial where they're
all dressed up wearing red and white Ladbrooks color. Yeah,

(52:17):
and they're all like sitting there as if to say
the football team they're cheering on is Ladbrooks United. And
at the bottom of the screen there was a little
icon that went from play to pause and it just
said take a break. And I was thinking of himself,
look at that for a fucking totemistic gesture, right, These

(52:39):
betting companies know full well what they're doing, Like there
are lads who put on excessive amounts in gambling, and like,
you know what, my pro IMHO, which is internet talk
and acronym for my honest opinion. In my honest opinion,

(53:03):
gambling is the most fucking weirdest of the vices. Like,
if you're into like shagging, you know, whatever your fucking
tonic is in that department, you know, at least you're
you know, let's say, if you're going for a fucking
wank somewhere, that's between you and them, you know what

(53:24):
I mean, that's what you're into. If you're a womanizer,
you're into fucking bondage or orgies, whatever the fucking crack is,
you know, at least you're getting some sustained, short term
crack out of that. If you're into getting pissed, at
least you're getting pissed. It's a bit of crack. If
you're into drugs, you're gonna get something out of it.

(53:46):
But gambling, it's basically, yeah, I'm gonna put like three
grand on aston Villa to beat fucking I don't know,
Swansea in the f a cup, you know what I mean,
Or like you could put you can put the house
on a on a five to one horse to come
in on the nose, Like the thrill is so short

(54:09):
and intense, it's not even worth the Like, what's what's
the what's the point?

Speaker 5 (54:14):
Like?

Speaker 2 (54:14):
You know what I mean? Is it is the thrill?
How much you're willing to stick on a bet? Is
that it?

Speaker 3 (54:21):
Like?

Speaker 2 (54:21):
Because I used to always think it was about the wind. Okay,
I'm addicted to the wind, But really I don't think
it is at all. Man. I think it's about like
I think it's the rush in how much is on
the line and how far the gambler is willing to
take it. Like when I was down in Brisbane, I
went and fucking cashed in, Like I won fifty dollars

(54:43):
on a rolette table and I was like, whoah, that's
enough for me, do you know what I mean? And
I probably could have won another fucking five hundred, but
I was like, that's enough. You didn't have the nerve,
your ginger food? Where are you gonna get too fond
of the gambling? Crack?

Speaker 9 (54:56):
Oh, take a break, get Addy.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
Power on the phone. Quick. Just got an email notification
there from Spotlight the Actor is Casting director directory there
that you have to you have to sign up for
it if you've got an acting agent. But you know
what it is, man, I'm gonna say it because I'm
a man who says whatever the fuck comes into his head.
With gusto. It's an absolute fucking money racket, a money

(55:23):
racket designed for enriching the coffers of a bunch of
lovies over there in Tanland. And you know, like after
the lad Brooks commercial, right, so you know, I'll considered
the Ladbrooks. I was like, do you think do you
think someone who's got a problem with gambling is gonna

(55:44):
be like, do you know what, man, I've seen that
in the bottoms of the screen, take a break. Take
a break. I won't. I'm gonna give the gambling a
bit of a knock on the head for a while.
There's no food for the children. Mark got Dyna see
the loan shot. He's got some very unreasonable APR. But
I just think I can win that money back because

(56:06):
it's kind of ruined my life. But you know what,
I've seen that little slogan, a toutimistic gesture. They're at
the bottom of the screen, and I thought to himself,
take a break. Yep, that's the thing to do I'm
going to take a break. Man. Well, the thing is
about having the gambling company like ours is we've objected

(56:29):
ourselves from personal liability and responsibility to the fact that
our customers may gamble everything they have. But we did
put the logo.

Speaker 9 (56:43):
On screen that clearly, well very small font lets the
gambler know to take a break if things get out
of control, which very cleverly helps us to abjucate ourselves
from responsibility.

Speaker 2 (57:02):
Then the next advert, I was out. I was out
with my friend Brendan the mantis. Power of the mantis
knows no limits.

Speaker 4 (57:10):
When Don.

Speaker 2 (57:14):
And had the girlfriend out with me as well, Man
bella fucking sound dull. She's like female version of myself,
just an unhinged sound nutter out there living life in
the fast lane like the Eagles, dude the Dodo, but
also like we're just living life, just chilling out in

(57:36):
the bar, having a few fucking clonmel Champagne, just hanging
back midweek, rustling polyathine plastic bags in the background, without
a thought of the fidelity that the microphone picks up
on in the room.

Speaker 4 (57:58):
Never had a way come to it did.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
And my brother from Chile, man here's my brother. And
I said to her Man. I was like, look at it.
Look at the screen there. Yeah. So it was like
Jameson commercial comes on all different scenarios of the consumption
of the alcoholic beverage that is Jamison, and it was
glorifying it. Everyone was having a good time. Wasn't shown

(58:33):
the fucking daft shit that you do when you're pissed,
wasn't shown, like the negative aspects. It's just shown ganga
people well dressed, coalescing around the beverage, having a great time,
just life in the fucking sweet laying man, you know.
And I said, look at this now, in the bottom

(58:54):
right corner, you'll see the totomistic gesture that is drink responsibly.
And her Man said to me, yes, but they have
to do this is politically correct. And I was like,
but you think that's gonna stop a hard and piss
head from getting fucking juiced up. No, it's not. And

(59:15):
I just thought to himself like, why bother do you
know what I mean? It's like they know what they're doing,
the people who are engaging in these activities do, and
just by putting a little fucking sticker on it makes
no bloody difference and I just thought like it reminded
me of a time when I was on the debucle

(59:38):
that was the Celebrity Apprentice And afterwards I was, you know,
we're doing the the promotional rounds for it, and I
was asked to come on FM one oh four in
Dublin one lunch time. I was driving on the way
to Castle Bar at the time piss and rain. I
got out the van anyway and stopped at bally Miles

(59:59):
and basic the premise of the conversation where there were
lads asking for advice about dating women and you know
they're like ear, It was what do you what do
you think about? Like, you know, one advice do you
have for the lads who are they want to meet
a woman? They're out there? And the one you know
what they only your tips for the lads who are

(01:00:20):
out there. So I gave him the standard, you know,
be yourself and all that bollocks, And I said, do
you know what my honest advice is, hit the gym,
get in good shape, invest in some fancy clobber, get
some jump hole, go to your after shave haircut. I
just go out and get fucking pissed and it'll take

(01:00:41):
care of itself. That was it. Phone went dead and
they never contacted me again. And I was like, everyone's
at it, man, do you know what I mean? Everybody
goes out and gets drunk. And it's especially in a
nation like Ireland where people go out and they get
fucking drunk. And I just thought to himself, can't do that.

(01:01:05):
The sponsors that, you know, the broadcasting standards said you
can't mention alcohol on the radio. I was like, why,
you know, it's just fucking bollocks, man, you know, like, yeah,
I had mentioned go out and get pasted and take
care of itself, which it fucking does. And look, yeah,
there are caveats to consuming too much alcohol, you know,

(01:01:29):
but like at the end of the day, like having
a few looseners to help your game, to help you
loosen up, man, so you're not you're not so stiff
and self confident fucking works. I mean. It's like many
a person has been conceived because their parents had a

(01:01:50):
few looseners and then went back to the love shack
and consummated their affection and children were born. It's like,
it's the way it is. But the fact that people
just deny, oh you can't talk about that. You can't
talk about that. No, it's professional broadcasting. It's not not allowed.

(01:02:10):
That's what I like about podcasts. You can say what
the fuck you want, and you know, like, I just
think the medium of mainstream media is fucking dead right.
The kind of things that you hear on this podcast
is the kind of stuff that people talk about in
everyday life. But the thing is, you can't talk about

(01:02:33):
that on on on like radio television. It's like, ooh,
it's outrageous, And I suppose you have to go seeking
this kind of thing. It's more of a deep dive
into the the personalities you're following. But what are you
going to doorball? Man? A man, It's like, at least,
at least we have these channels to fucking live life.

(01:02:58):
And I've been at this podcast fucking ages now and
it's coming to an end, man, It's coming to an end.
Other news, apparently, I've been Fumone's the course because of
a parking fine. I refused to pay last year out
of principle, and I wouldn't mind, man, I wouldn't mind.
But I did offer to pay out of principle. I said,

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it's not about the money. It's about the principle. I
had the permit slipped down, it was still half visible.
And I'm basically up against a multinational corporation called Sumitomo
from Japan that has taken on this particular parking company.
And I said in many an appeal that I would

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rather donate the money to charity then I would pay
these fucking wankers. So they were sending the letters to
my old address, and I was like, very good court
Sumone's So I got on to chat GPT and I
gave them all the credentials and they were like, I said,
what are my odds of beaten this? Or at least

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so the company I'm up against has to spend ten
times what I have to pay. I don't mind paying
if they have a tent in my favor. But that's
what you get if you're motivated by pettiness and spite.
And I've often fucking said it. I have often said

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it that parking attendance, the privatized industry of parking companies,
it's the most unnecessary fucking hassle. You know. It's just
they basically exist and they make profit out of pissing
people off. And that's a fucking hill. I'm ready to

(01:04:48):
die on man, do you know what I mean? I'm
taking the baton for the every man, and I feel like,
out of principle, I want to take this all the
way and win, and at the end of it stand
outside the court steps and say love lifts up well
web blow.

Speaker 3 (01:05:07):
To the manin sad with the egles.

Speaker 2 (01:05:12):
Fly and then like people would just be showering me
with confetti and there'll be about seven weird Swedish lads
outside being like, yeah, you can't do this. It's really cool.
I fought the rules and you bet the system. But
in actual fact there'll probably be some sort of fucking

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legal ease. No you can't do this to Sweden, and
I'd be like, I never I never entered the fucking
verbal contract, not even the sign contract, I mean like
natural law. I'm like, nah, man, I didn't agree to this.
I think you're all fucking assholes, Like no one should.
Like people just stop paying them, they go away. But
everyone's like, oh no, my credit rating. I have fucking

(01:05:56):
credit ratings. I'll be dead one day. Do you think
anyone gives a fuck man half of the struggles we
have to deal with our man made bollocks, do you
know what I mean? Like, I think we were much
better off in hunter gatherer groups. Now, I'm not meaning
like we should all sit around caves and pick lice
out of each other's hair. I'm on about just like

(01:06:19):
fucking sort of stuff out man, between small communities. Uh, listen,
that's the end of the podcast. I'm fucking doumb with it.
I got to the end of it. But if you like,
if you like what you're here, spread the word more. Furthermore,
I would like to add, because the hour is getting
late and I've been doing this fucking podcast for four

(01:06:40):
days now. I was gonna leave on an extra bonus bit,
but in the post production I accidentally deleted that. So
that's two podcasts in a row where really great material
has just gone. I really must just get the budget
and pay some one to make sure this doesn't happen again.

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It's gone, but you know what, plenty more and I
think as some of its parts, it's been quite the
roller coaster ride of podcasting. I've been putting it off
for a long time because I know there's a lot
of stuff that I needed to cover, and the next
episode will be more fluid as in just get it done.

(01:07:29):
One hit, wonder boom, good looking, good, blessed job. With
that in mind, I hope you have enjoyed listening to
this installment of the Hardy Books podcast. And it has
been i'd say five weeks, and the last time was
in Adelaide, so I've been around the world or now yay, yay,

(01:07:52):
I can find my Jimmy and the podcast draws to
a close. Know what the fuck is gonna say? It's
at the end of it. I've done it, and I
hope you enjoy it. And remember it's not just me,
it's it's the listeners as well. And if you could

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spread the word, and I'm gonna make it my personal
mandate to get this podcast to number one, because I
had to be looking at the old podcast chart from
time to time and then climbing up the letter. And
if you like what you hear and you want to
support a man is in this man here so I
can get some staff to actually make you know so

(01:08:37):
I don't accidentally delete vital parts. Then I'm on there
on the old PayPal forward, slash Maloney's digest or Patreon,
but Patreon man like the fucking apple of thirty percent,
And to be quite honest with you, look Patreon for
slash Hardy books. I don't have a the time be

(01:09:01):
the patients or see I'm a fucking dreadful procrastinator with
a crucifying amount of ADHD and distractions and shit going on.
So I look, if you want to just hit it
and quit it and send it to Patreon, you're very
welcome to if you want to, like throw us an
out of PayPal fair dues. But I want to do

(01:09:21):
this full time. I've said it when I was in Australia.
I'm like, Okay, that's the job for me. That's the
job for me. No, I'm going at the podcast in
Craig full time. Don't you want to? Jamie and me
Quist to claim the English podcast shirts Ganglan Dublin. What

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about one of those podcasts about true crime.

Speaker 8 (01:09:52):
In Dublin Town talking about some shady dudes. They've thought
that Cram paid, but they got into the dodgy side.

Speaker 2 (01:10:09):
Of criminality.

Speaker 8 (01:10:12):
It opens up a podcast opportunity for people who work in.

Speaker 2 (01:10:19):
Sunday World. And then you've got like fulking Vague Williams
and Johanne Minnelli and a couple of people like that.
Man five money for talking on.

Speaker 8 (01:10:33):
Podcasts that have the backing of the big boys in
the anttainment business.

Speaker 2 (01:10:44):
Babyback listen man, this podcast is one grass fed, organic,
one man show. Sure it's a bit sporadic show, it's inconsistent,
but I tell you what, man, it's one hundred percent

(01:11:05):
fucking Balavari prime beef. Dude. Dude, Now go to bed
or crack onto the next podcast or whatever you're at.
But whatever time it is, whatever day it is, wherever

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you are, know that I am with you, and I
appreciate you listening and love you all very much. Good luck, anger,
bless and thanks for listening. Tashi. Don't forget to tell
at least nineteen people who would appreciate it, say, go

(01:11:47):
on there now, listen to it. Change your life the better,
or it'll just help you fucking pass an hour or two.
Good look.