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Speaker 1 (00:18):
Fuck you in this bullshit. Oh god, we'll just squeeze
on the fucking bicep.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
I feel so strong. I'm down in the night.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Yeah, baby, I need a dopeer mean fix. I've been
stuck around in this fucking high house. I'm stuck and
stuck home. I'm bought up my mind and my cars
cost nine hundred quids to fix. It's the way it do.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Well.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Someone fucking help me out.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
I just want to have some fun. Why can't I
just drive Lamborghinis around race tracks all day? Is that
too much to ask for?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
All I wanted in life grown up, Yeah, was to
a be a race car driver, be be a marine biologist,
or see you know, play rock and roll in front
of those people and be like.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Yeah, babe.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
And I'm just over here in Sweden doing a fucking podcast,
which I quite like, and for all intents and purposes,
it's been getting great feedback. And I really must do
some promotional material on the old TikTok, the Instagram and
other zones. Please look at my stuff, please please, I
(01:50):
need the followers.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Oh god, God give me the instant fucking gratification people, please.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Now the thing is right, I'll be perfectly honest with you.
People might be like, oh, why aren't you doing any
promote any Why ain't you doing any stuff up on
Instagram or any of that kind of stuff. I'm like,
I'll be honest with you, man, and I'll be perfectly
honest with you. When you go from make TV and
then you have to reduce yourself to doing fucking videos
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by yourself on the phone, it kind of is a
bit shit. And not only that, I feel like I'm
not that fucking interested in making videos, you know what
I mean. It's like, if I was, i'd be doing it.
I like this more so long form. I get to experiment,
and sure it's not the instant gratification of making a
viral video, you know what I mean, which I don't
(02:39):
even know what the concept is. The more it seems,
the more effort you put into making the short form content,
the worst it performs.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
But if I just put up a video going, uh say,
if I'm a data persimmon no samo and just opening
up a fucking bottle of Dr Pepper, It'll probably get
like three hundred thousand views.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
And I'm like, why do you know what I mean?
Makes me want to just play oh girl. But now
by the shylights.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
In that amazing Pirates of Sopranos where Tony Soprano goes
into the Council of Zuma, one of that goes in
the genes the fund this one go ahead, crowd like
a bitch, Tony. So I've just literally come off the
back of watching a film called The Bronx Tail. Now,
(03:33):
if you haven't seen the Bronx.
Speaker 6 (03:34):
Downing, the Bronx Tails got on bobbit DeNiro, Robert Danilors,
and I have to say about Bobby plays a very good,
very measured man, very measured man. He's a little bit more.
It's not like Tony Soprano. Tony's like this Bobby, Bobby
Danilor is a little bit in the back of the throat.
I have to work on that one a bit more.
(03:55):
And also does a lot of breathing. I think maybe
that James Candolfini and his role as Tony Sopranno Men
of Man, have used some of the neros ineosyncratines. Let
me see the shylights, the fucking shiny lights.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
So some of the like I I just can't sit
down to plan, but it's probably all subconsciously gonna fall
out my head like a basket full of apples would
off the back of a moped in France that has
just been commandeered neglectfully over a ditch by a piste
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up Frenchman, and those thoughts will unravel and roll down
the street like those apples from a wicker basket in
a nice.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Summer's day in Brittany. Now, let me see this fucking
shylights crack okay, the highlights.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
More like it's fucking shinlight h chords. I'm gonna fucking
sing this, man, And as I'm singing this, I'm gonna
I'm gonna make noise such as.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Ready for this.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Fucking auto scroll this on Ultimate Guitar dot Com. I
don't know what I do without that fucking Ultimate Guitar
dot Com website and app I have on the phone.
It's handying off, man.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
I had to do gigs. Oh God, I've been in
trouble if you left me now.
Speaker 7 (05:37):
Because I don't know where to look for lo but
I just don't know how.
Speaker 8 (05:55):
To give me love when the net and run up
to you always be Oh, my friends said, I'm a fool.
She don't let the woman tak care of him.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
So I'm trying to be hippy.
Speaker 8 (06:21):
I think like the Crown, but even the Crown can't
help me.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Now I'm gonna have crown like a bitch. Don't know.
Speaker 9 (06:38):
Sorry I was Oh tell me what am I gonna do?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
I know?
Speaker 4 (06:48):
God to guilty face a girl. I feel so out
of our place. Oh yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
I've got the voice of a fucking angel.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Mane Charlotte Church on a bag of super illegal cannabis
swede mixed with super duper illegal cocaine that was smuggled
from the Kinahan cartel gang into Dublin. Hey, and you'd
be like, hey, what do you don't talking bad about them? Man,
that's dangerous. I'm like, look, it's in the public domain.
(07:20):
I doubt any of the Kinahan crew are gonna be like,
oh fuck, do you hear what Dirkin was saying on
the podcast? Man, he's in big trouble. It's all over
the fucking world, man, do you know what I mean?
The boys are out there making a live of themselves
up there and Dubai up and fucking glass towers living
the life.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
What are you doing? Don't see Arah fucking legalized the
lot man.
Speaker 10 (07:46):
War on drugs tell you one thing.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
The war on drugs was a handy way of keeping
bad boys in business.
Speaker 10 (07:53):
Tax it and let people get dushed it up.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Shrive over here in Sweden. Yeah, you can't even buy
cans of beer on a Sunday. How fucking daft is that?
And I tell you one thing, man, Sundays of the
day a man would be in most need of a loosener,
especially if a man was out the weekend enjoying the
crack and the letter. I'll tell you one thing like this.
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There's a place called cysteam bou Lagget, which is a
government run off license in Swedenia, government runoff license. They've
got a good selection of beer and it's not that
expensive compared to that fucking the robbery of Ireland. Right,
But here's the thing. Does it stop people from going
and getting absolutely pissed if they want to know?
Speaker 2 (08:39):
It doesn't. And furthermore, you will see queues of.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Pissheads, as in proper pissheads outside of system blagat in
most places around Sweden come Monday morning ten am. Like
I was saying in the last episode about drink response
and take a break, that's not gonna like you've got
to ask yourself, why do people turn to drugs, why
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do people turn to alcohol? It's because the adult world
for most people is so fucking boring that they have
to adjust their consciousness to dull the tedium of this
world that's built around us.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
By pie chart barons.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Fucking the most boring people among us just so happened
to be the people who gravitate towards legislation, right and
then yeah, let's say someone fucking smokes weed, some like
teenager smokes with the weed and they get caught, then
that goes on their record, and that's a criminal record,
life ruined. So you know, like, apparently, I don't know
(09:43):
if it's true enough, but Switzerland is looking towards completely legalizing.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Here I pulled up the article.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
It says the capital of Switzerland is considering launching what's
believed to be the world's first scheme that would allow
cocaine to be legally so for recreational use. God the
Know YUK posts the parliament in Baurn has supported this
pile of programming an attempt to make the country's rampant.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Use of drugs safer.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
So basically, apparently, in Switzerland they I don't know. Scientists
have found like coke in the pits in water is
the amount of piss. I mean, look, that's where bankers live.
And let's face it, bankers are fucking nut jobs and
they love doing drugs, probably because they're fucking staring at
screens all day, you know, bouncing around massive sums of money.
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Plus they have the money to do that kind of
shit as well. Now with that said, like it's over, man,
you know what I mean, Like everybody fucking does it,
but nobody will say it, and people in public they're like, oh, shock,
a pop singer was seen with dust. It's like, get
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over it, man. Most of these fucking journalists are they're
the worst for it. They're the biggest bagheads going. But
then you know, it's the hypocrisy of it all. Like
I'll tell you straight, man, I'll tell you straight, and
it'll be all bullshitting or dressing stuff up. I mean,
you just decriminalize it and have like what Portugal does.
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You don't treat it as a crime, you treat it
as an illness. You got to figure out what's the
root cause why do people want to get so fucking
out of their tree on drinking drugs in the first place.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Is the trauma?
Speaker 10 (11:25):
Is there jealous?
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Is there some sort of existential crisis? Is there bad shit?
So self medication?
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (11:33):
It's like going heavy on the crisps, for example, cannabis.
Why is that so fucking illegal? Do you know what
I mean?
Speaker 2 (11:39):
It's very legal and sweet pull, whereas the rest of
Europe is moving towards decriminalization or free the way legalization.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
But like it's all right to take loads of lithium
or prozac or fucking citrupram which comes from everything in
moderation a big pharmaceutical company. That's fine, you know, And
I furthermore, man, furthermore, I look, I'm just the fucking
that bastard for male facts. But even I can see
that putting profits into healthcare is a bad move.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
And that's how it's been for the past one hundred years.
Speaker 10 (12:14):
O can rock a fellow cordsh can.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Get us some botherlash. Don't lie to profit out of
health care. That's the first thing we should do. These
asshole shouldn't be made.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Look at the Sackler family who had the opioid epidemic,
evil demons with oxy cottons. They made billions, while doctors
in the States prescribed opioid painkillers to people who ended
up needing them for broken ankle and then ended up
getting hooked on opioids. Then they moved to heroine stuff,
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and now it's fentanyl. And what have you got now?
In the States, young people lives ruined because of what?
Because they they.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Get the contract. I get the contract, can make the pills.
And these people are loving it, the contract. All the
money's gone through the room.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
The world is run.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
By evil fuckers that have no conscience, mustards, and they
don't care. They don't care about me, they don't care
about you to tell. And they have people working for them,
experts who will be happy fucking balling the money or
the or the tickets to the big game. He you
do me a favor, right you you prescribe these medications, see,
(13:21):
and it will take care of you. You want, you
want a little want, little vacation the Cape. God, we'll
fix that. Don't worry about it. Hey, I got tickets
to the the Bermuda, take the wife. Hey we got
a lovely restaurant there, hotel all on us. You're doing
the great job. Keep recommending those pills.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
There, good man, what's your problem with pills? It's the
same as the fucking mob, same kind of ship manos,
but uh yeah, like like, look at Sweden. They don't
trust the people to go and have the ability to
walk into a supermarket and buy anything stronger than three
point five percent. If ever, there was a fucking nanny stage.
This is the nanny stage. And how a man, a
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free spirited, wild, no filter shade thrower, fucking brutish human,
raw power individual like myself Iggy Popjaw ended up in a.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Place as confined and strangulated with bureaucracy a Stockholmers amazing
and like I said, I'm not shipping on it.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Infrastructure, fantastic, novel engineering.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Healthcare, education, Look, it's got some fantastic elements.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
But this neoliberalism bullshit has taken over Sweden in a
big way.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Back in the eighties and the nineties, one of the
lights of all of Palm of the Boys.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
It was more of a capitalist socialist hybrid. But nowadays
it's like, oh, contractors like this fucking parkinshite that I'm
embroiled in, and I'm like fucking David versus Goliath.
Speaker 10 (14:51):
Man, big man walking down main street.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Oh ha, fucking if you're getting money out of me,
you learn it. You can't gospel and that's a.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
That's a.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
And any new people out there, don't. Don't let ship slide, man,
because this is how these predatory operators carry on. Cretans,
you know what I mean, they have more money than
you do. You think they give a ship about how
you're making a crust.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Stop your nonsense.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
A few bobs, a few bobby at the end of
the day, and if you want a hundred quid for
a fucking bullshit arbitrary parking tickets, we go fighting.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
The man got a couple of bags of shop and
all that nice fuel touches down the pub, go.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Into an old restaurant job and instead what are you
doing giving some wank jockey an arshole, a prick, a bollocks,
a shleeving a nouns an assholeim some tosser that would
happily work on a commission based salary to give tickets
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to the working man. I mean, who would work in
a job. I can't understand how someone will like you know, oh,
it has to be done. We need to do this job.
If you if we don't do that people, but they
were parking everywhere. I remember once putting up on up
on a Facebook post, maybe like ten years ago here
in Stockholm. Man put up a Facebook post yeah, and
(16:11):
I said it was Q park at the time now
AMO park, right, and at the time that company had
made seventy two million euro profit net profit over Europe. Dirty,
and I basically wrote, it's outrageous, like they took away
all the free parking where I was living, and then
you had to pay like fifty quid a month as
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a resident.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
That was it just fifty quid? Yeah, there you go.
That's an extra fifty quid for everyone, pure demons per
month that this private corporation was getting the fallout front
super mutants.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Now, I put up something on the local Facebook group,
the local area, and of course the usual fucking suspects
soft pricks with a picture of them riding a bike
in their profile, as if to say, I like riding
my bike. Some people need a fucking care, you toss her,
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and of course, of course you think yourself. Everyone would
be in somewhat agreement that these lads are a pain
in the hole, but not not you on with the
bike in I am there with my glasses and my helmet,
wearing my safety high visit vest on my bicycle. Going
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to work. I commute on bikes. People who drive in
cars are bad people. What about the fucking people who
have to basically go out like thirty miles away.
Speaker 10 (17:39):
Stop saying, basically, who's got the.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Fucking time to be jumping on a bike and doing
a sixty k round trip fucking sweat pumping offia piles
from having a saddle up your ass whole damn man.
But there's you know those people. You know, these comes
to the reason why curtin twitters ship gets out.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Of hand, Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (18:04):
There's one thing that really annoys me about Sweden when
it comes to these issues. Yeah, it's it's computer appeal.
If you wish there's no way of ringing someone and basically,
you know, let's let's talk about this, let's compromise, let's
meet somewhere in the middle. It's basically, nah, they can't
inter that had puts the steamut up. Talking to an
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answer machine. Another thing that fucking pisses me off Sweden
answering machines.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
I hate them, Like if you want to ring something random,
like some guy who's operating out of a shed, Jurgen sheds,
and it's like he'll have fucking nine different options to
key in, and You're like, what the fuck is going
on here? Man? And how did I end up here?
Speaker 11 (18:48):
I thought I'd being fucking bid us by now with
a nice shack, now jet skis and have a little
tiki bar there, like with live music, Roum and Coke,
fucking nice little barbecue pit there, making chicken wings and
oh butterfly chicken and all that kind of shit. Man,
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Just hanging out with really sound skins, playing fucking man
o' chow.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Hey mam my commers, but.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Just listening to the sound of the Atlantic ocean waves
break and the heat of the night, living my best life.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Hey Babby Maley. But where am I? I'm over here,
man in the land of pie charts built by data
from star Trek. Not logical. Not logical.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
So legalize the fucking dush lads, taxis tax legalize the
weed a whole lot, man, like New Amsterdam in the wire.
I'm sure there'll be no negative repercussions whatsoever.
Speaker 10 (19:47):
Man, bushes.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Look, it's one of those things, what things. There are
people out there with addictive personalities. But one thing I
learned from talking to Dutch people, the fact that was
decriminalized yeesh, meant that it wasn't a big deal. There
was no taboo. The allure of doing things for most people,
especially young people, is the fact that.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Let smoke cigarettes. It's edgy to do.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Something that's prohibited, whereas it's just ubiquishous and you have
the treatment centers, the framework and the infrastructure around it
for people with addictions and addiction services. Rather than fucking
pumping that into into the police to have to police
these things, instead of ruining people's lives, you're freeing up
police resources. You're taking the power out of the hands
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of the criminal gangs. People are gonna do it anyway,
so you may as well give.
Speaker 10 (20:40):
Them good stuff. They know what they're getting.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
That's the way. I think that's the most progressive way
of doing it. What do you talk about, your idiot?
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Up until one hundred years ago, was prescribed for about
one hundred different ailments, and it was a lot weaker
than the weird super skunk shit that drives people nuts
these days. The problem is people take too much of
it to get green, and it flips their lid. But
CBD is great for the old rheumatism. Man.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Just take it handy, that's all.
Speaker 10 (21:06):
I'll take it twice.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Some people my listeners is going, how do you know
all this? Man? What makes you an expert? Who are you?
The Douglas Murray a fucking psychedelics Fuck Douglas Murray too.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
He should have gone on the dude with Rogan man
hash and I'm not even gonna go into that. That's
the latest talk he was on with Joe Rogan. What like,
I don't I don't think you're right dude? Well, well
I am, of course I'm in This man's a comedian,
what what?
Speaker 2 (21:34):
What right? What are you? It's like punching jelly. It's
like punching, it's like fisting jelly. Fucking douglash moury man,
he took the coin, Oh didn't he?
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Just lovely bit of coin man. But what good is
all the riches of the earth if a cast a
man is full and soul? Douglas?
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Do you know what I mean? And that's all I'll
say on that issue.
Speaker 9 (22:05):
Drop you coming in the spotted fast section, so get
your back.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Now.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
That was comedy, just lies, just it's it's comedic. And also,
like I said these words, it's actually and these thoughts
like they strike me because I'm going off the cuff,
off the dome, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Like I said in the previous episodes.
Speaker 10 (22:29):
Straight from the top of the dome, rock.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
The MICROPHONEAM Yeah. Okay, So the first order of business,
I wanted to talk about a YouTube channel I stumbled
across called Crocodile Farm one, and basically it's a crocodile.
Speaker 10 (22:55):
Farm, crocod shite.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
It's not like old McDonald had a fan arm Ei Eio,
where like basically it's about like, you know, fun things.
This is some sort of I think it's Chinese. Man,
I'm gonna go with Chinese.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Go with that, man.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Let's just say for argument's sake, it's a Chinese crocodile farm, right,
and they have basically they put videos up of It's like, look,
crocodiles are apex predators and they are merciless in how
they will rip their prey to bits. But that's what
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crocodiles do. It's in their nature right, whereas human beings
Homo sapiens, anything involving human beings in cruelty is more
of a conundrum and a battle of good and evil
and having to do shit maybe unnecessary or not necessary
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or unnecessary evil should we say, But there's something very
sinister about seeing these Chinese lads running aroun on the
edge of a pool, smacking crocodiles over the head with
a shovel and taking crocodiles out of pools with a
hook at the end of a stick attached to an
electrical cable so it's couched in.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
He this crocodile fainted full time. Yeah, he fainted and
then died immediately after. Now you might say, Eardi, man,
what are you giving all about Chinese crocodile farms. Sure
you go to fucking KFC and eat chickens. I'm like, yeah,
and I tell you one thing, They're fucking tasty.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Now, with that in mind, if I had.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
To kill a beast for food, I'd fucking do it.
And look again, I'm opening please.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
I have a dog here who don't need from me.
He's just talking.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
There's there's now before I go off about the ethics
of you know, Chinese crocodile farms, me being somewhat hypocritical maybe,
and animal cruelty and you know, eating food that you've
killed yourself. I want to talk about my dog, Maliche.
Malish is a Russian Border Collie with some bit of spets.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
And he's after something. He's I don't know what he wants,
but he's after something. And we cooked dinner early on.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
You see, this dog has to have human food because
we tried all the dry food with him for many
years and he would get the shits. Now, I think
when I lived in my old neighborhood, there's a lot
of dogs, and there's a lot of dogs per square kilometer,
and if there is parasites like guardia, they pick up
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the parasite and then you dose them. They get over it,
but then they pick it up again like a couple
of weeks later, because they're going to the same place,
so all the other dogs, and they're basically it's like
going It's like hanging out in the promiscuous circle of
fucking top shaggers and everyone's right each other, you know
what I mean. It's like that, but with dogs and
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diary basically, so I think what happened to him was
he kept getting guardias so often that he would basically
he was basically wearing down the lining of his intestines.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
So the only thing for it.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Was white fish and rice with some vegetables, so that's
what he was eating.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Now.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Couldn't usually give him chicken because he'd run right through him.
But lately we've been giving him chicken, and much to
my surprise, the chicken is actually working, and for him,
he's happy because he's getting chicken instead of fish. And
I was always using the Alaskan pollock. Now, the thing is,
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I am an awful man for just giving the dogs
anything they want. And they always come up to me
at the dinner table. And some of you might be listening, going,
what kind of carry on is that you don't encourage
begg and get the table? But they come to me
because I'm the soft one. Yeah, Like I've got no
fucking discipline with myself. How the hell am I supposed
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to have discipline to cute furry creatures putting on their
best facial expressions, facial expressions of immediacy, earnestness and please, sir, can.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
I get another mussel? And what am I supposed to do?
Just saying no?
Speaker 1 (27:22):
And I don't like to see food wasted, so like
whatever whatever's left in the fridge goes to the dogs.
And I tell you one thing, fair play at room.
I don't want to jinx it. But he's he's doing well.
He's a hungry bastard. And when whenever he gets to
smell of food, you start weeping and doing this.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
But it's it's even higher than that.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
It's more of like kind of a low key whistle
through his nose, and it drives me fucking up the wall.
To be honest with you, but back to the fucking
animal cruelty crack. As you can see, I'm good to
the dogs.
Speaker 10 (27:55):
Awful dacent I'll feed those.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
For example, the daughter was making some porridge the other day.
He was trying to do it quickly by putting in
the microwave, and then forgot about it.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
So there was a.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Congealed, dome shaped lump of porridge and water just in
the bowl. So I took it out and I.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Thought, you know what that looks like one of those
brilliant little balls of food that birds eat, like, you know,
little lads, blueted sparrows, robins, thrushes, what have you. So
I put that little dome of porridge out there on
the table, and not one fucking creature had to go.
Speaker 10 (28:34):
To it, not even a seagull.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Do you know how that made me feel? Man?
Speaker 10 (28:38):
I cry tears of rage.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
It was just like, do you know what? Fuck the lattiate?
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Not even the crows took it, man, not in as
bad news. When do you ever see that fucking video
there man of the crow talking in a Yorkshire accent.
Speaker 12 (28:54):
You're right, love, you are right.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
I am all right, I'm all right, you are right love,
I'm all right.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
I couldn't stop quoting that when I was driving around
New Zealand in the van. I just found it so
funny that a crow was talking like sixty five year
old mother of nine from Yorkshire. Now, with that in mind,
when I see shit like Crocodile Farm one, it pisces
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me off because there are people in the comments section
saying that's just fucking cruel and and I'm like, absolutely,
it's cruel and unusual. But the thing is, look, Montclair
need bags, rich people, they need luxurious handbags. We have
to have us and go on.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
You know the same thing with food. You know, Like
I kind of was kind of like was there. I
was like I didn't eed meet there for a couple
of years. I wasn't a vegetarian. I was what's known
as a Stockholm vegetarian. Eat fish, you know what? The
same there was work in the bed, you'd sleep on
the ground.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Fucking let me get this now, let me get this,
let me get this, Let me get us, man, let
me get us. This reminds me of what I just said.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
And I think maybe Kirk Cabaine did fish dirty because
people were like, oh, it's okay to eat fish because
they don't have any feelings.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Well, how the fuck did Kirk Cabain No fish have
feelings or not? Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Because the like fish like just like you don't get
to hang out with fish that often because they live underwater,
and like, if we were under water, we die because
we're humans, you know what I mean. And therefore, I
mean if you have a fish tank and let's say,
let's say you watch a film and someone smashes a
fish tank for dramatic effect and the film and the
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fish are on the floor going, You're like, oh, I
hope someone fucking helped those fish out after they got
the shot saying that. Now, you know, it is Hollywood
and there's a lot of fucking bad actors over there, man,
bad actors. What about that fucking Ellen degenerate Man, she's
(31:08):
a bad actor, man.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
She looks like a goblin. Six She's like, you know
what you know, I'll tell you some about about her, right,
tell you something about her. She'd make a she'd make
a good jockey, do you know what I mean? She's
Paddy power job.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
You know she should be up there with Ruby Walsh
and the boys, just you know, fucking riding around on
horses down job.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
And it's the bridge.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Ellen degenerous is a goblin. She had a shitty talk
show and speci show.
Speaker 13 (31:47):
Flicks O that flicks. Yeah, you're ready for it. I'm
gonna sing this one more music time.
Speaker 4 (32:15):
Underneath the bridge.
Speaker 14 (32:19):
Top and springing leg and the animals.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
A trap.
Speaker 15 (32:29):
All become my pets, and I'm living out of grass
and the drippings.
Speaker 4 (32:39):
From the seatlands. It's okay to eat fish.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Is it though? Because they eat don't.
Speaker 16 (32:49):
Have any feedlands something in the way.
Speaker 14 (33:02):
Something, Yeah, crocodile farm one cause you gotta get your
fucking handbags.
Speaker 4 (33:24):
Because you've got weag in the back.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
So that brings me into the cruelty aspect. For some reason,
the higher you go up the socio economic ladder, very
rich people seem to enjoy cruel shit like fragwak goose.
Donugus Maury eats it all the time. What's your problem
with fragwag goose? For heaven's sake, these geese are basically
(33:52):
just fed NonStop, pumped in a tube until they're fucking
livers basically expand, and then when they're killed they take
the path still have an expensive restaurants. No, but you
can imagine like where some rich kid has been like
off ponds. Mummy, what about the poor geese? Does that
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not hurt them? No, darling, they don't feel anything. French jukes,
banker bastards.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
We can afford it.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Poor people can't afford fragua goose, So eat up your goose.
These boys don't even know what it's like to be
on the doll man being stuck for a few pod. Look,
I'm well aware of the cruelty in like slaughterhouses and firemen,
and you know, like your farm as much as I
don't like fucking Bill Gates, right because I think he's
(34:44):
a fucking rung and bzerung.
Speaker 17 (34:51):
You have a philanthropist and my maybe Kennedy All Gates
rapidly one of the mousti evil man on the planet.
Speaker 4 (35:08):
RFK Jr.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
Like he's trying to derail my billionaire franchise of being
a philanthropist.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
Bill fucking Gates. But Bill fucking Gate had I think
it was him. It's not about like, basically, if you
could clone meat, Yeah, and you could grow meat in factories,
now hear me out, hear me out, No, man, fuck
(35:39):
that ship. If you could get the same nutritional content
and there wouldn't be any side effects of having lab
grown meat, well, let's say factory farmed meat. Let's say
it had the same high biological value to it, and
it pound.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
For pound was the same.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
I would go with that because you know, like, ever
since I was a kid, I've always been like this
meat is delicious, occulent, But then there's always like you
feel bad for the.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
Animals that were killed in the making of it.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
Now, some people are like, oh, you're fucking soft shite, man,
You're a soft cock.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
Who wouldn't take that? Man? Yeah, what can you do?
Like if it if it did, if they could make
food like that, I'd be like, fucking soundmon.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
At least there's no, like cruelty involved, you know what
I mean? And you could I'd fucking eat meat all
the time, man, you know what I mean, what I
imagine you could just have like one huge fucking steak.
But the fact that Bill Gates was involved, and I
was like, nah, it's probably fucking dodgy.
Speaker 18 (36:40):
Soilent Green with Charlton Heston was a film about footutagees
and at the.
Speaker 4 (36:51):
End they found out that the pellets.
Speaker 18 (36:55):
That the poor people were recycled human bees.
Speaker 16 (37:02):
R fucking as baby bee.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
Now, I told you it's whatever falls out of my head.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
But I was trying to find the the comment I
left on the crocodile pharre one because so, like I
was saying, people will be like, this is pure cruelty.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
I can't believe I had my YouTube channels taken down
because I called someone a jerk.
Speaker 10 (37:31):
This is pure cruelty.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
Yes, crocodiles are a very strong creature.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Every one of their replies someone's on the comment section
going into like chat chept. I found it out. My
assistant has very kindly passed me the phone. So so
I wrote this the other day was.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
Somewhat juvenile and erotic in response to a cruel man
dressed as raiding from mortal combat with one of those
like lambshade looking hats that Asians were what made of straw?
Speaker 1 (38:00):
And he's got like seven foot pole with a hook
at the end of it attached to a cabook. And
they'd use some like royalty free kind of lounge chill,
funny kind of music while they're fucking killing these crocks, right,
I mean, there's work like how the fact how they
haven't been censored, not even with an age restriction, is
(38:22):
beyond me. But but I wrote down here in the
comment section just to see if they would reply to
me with one of those CHATCHYPT responses, and I wrote,
these guys should not use these smaller versions of hooks
to erotically stimulate their prostate glands, as it is not
(38:43):
only unethical but potentially harmful. We must treat the hooks
with great care and respect. So still waiting to find
out what the answer to that is. But it would
be very interesting. Still waiting on that one, so I am,
because it also forces the Chinese harmers to translate that
using deep seek or chat GPT and moll over the
(39:08):
fact in their minds that they have smaller versions of
these electronic hooks that they insert into each other's anuses
to stimulate their prostate glands. Now, am I a bad
bastard for saying that? Well, for me, I just thought
I would mind getting a bit of amusement out of that.
I want to know what the reaction is.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
I want to know what.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
Will they say or will they just choose to not
say anything and leave me hanging on a hook of uncertainty. So,
as I was saying earlier on, I was watching a
Bronx Tail this evening because I was putting this podcast
off because I'm a Procastnida and Bronx tail man. I
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remember I first seen that film when I was about eleven,
and there's a lot of knowledge in that there's a
lot of wisdom.
Speaker 19 (40:02):
So much wisdom, wisdom like you've never seen or heard before.
The wisdom in the Bronx Tale is actually a fantastic
representation of stoicism in the face of adversity.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
I'm getting very fucking America surrelia solid, you know what
I mean. But the Bronx Tail, speaking of Romans, you know,
they're It's funny that Italian Americans or Italians and Irish
are very very similar with Mass. Like obviously people don't
(40:39):
go to Mass as much as they used to. But
it's funny like when you when you look at the
crack with lads in the you know these wise guys,
you know guys in the in these Bronx movies. You
know Sopranos, all that kind of thing. It's gonna do
your confessions going to mass. Hello, father, we got another
funeral to go to the death notices. I was watching
(41:01):
Sopranos last night with Junior soprano when he starts crying there,
Uncle anzols, oh.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
Much more is morbid? Shit can I take?
Speaker 1 (41:14):
And it's funny because you could see the death notices
in his hand when he goes to meld the mink
as a lawyer. Even though they are Italian Americans and
twenty odd years ago, they're very similar to the Irish.
At home back in Mayo, the Mother to Be sat
there beside Midwest Radio saying, I have to listen to
those death notices.
Speaker 12 (41:42):
Dud Dud.
Speaker 2 (41:45):
Death has a curred of bridial tool from Shruel. Remains
were reposed in Billy Bob's steakhouse Schlago buried then up
the graveyard to Naios my mother, black God, go to
the funeral. Now there's more to come in the Hardy book.
I will get a good chunk of that outfit. But
(42:07):
Hardy Book, where did that come from?
Speaker 1 (42:09):
Marn It's been sitting there for about two years and
it has to see the light of ears.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
Yeah, what else was I going to talk about? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (42:24):
I meant to talk in the last podcast about when
we were taking a boat from the North Island to
the South Island there.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
In New Zealand, New Zealand. While I was sitting there
in the observatory lounge overlooking the bow of the ship
as it traversed over the tams And sea, quite rough terrain,
I must say, dealing with the toothache and this collection
of Germans, Canadians, Americans, Austrians and I don't know who else.
(42:55):
But it was kind of like a middle aged group
of people that were all living life on motor bikes.
You know, they probably had like Harley's or touring bikes.
But it just it felt like it felt like conversations
between NPCs and dev was this one woman she kept there.
(43:17):
I don't know why they had to speak so loudly.
Speaker 1 (43:19):
It was like some fucking asshole was watching like ice
Road Truckers or something that full blast on the phone.
Speaker 2 (43:27):
And I just thought to himself, consider it.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
Cons these people are like probably old enough to be,
you know, young parents of.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
Mine, what you know what I mean? Early sixties job. Yeah,
old enough to fucking have grandkids. Put it that way,
like it wouldn't know how to rare them.
Speaker 1 (43:42):
But yet nobody knew how to fucking conduct themselves in
a respectful manner on public transport. And this one moment
was like, yes, we like, what do we do is
go to bed the eleven PM. I wake up at
six thirty am, and we discussed what we did the
(44:03):
night before, and I read the papers and look at
the letters A daughter is in a rock band, and
then we have breakfast.
Speaker 2 (44:11):
And go to work. I was like, so what it was?
Speaker 1 (44:16):
It was like it was like watching two NPC's having
a conversation in oblivion. It was just really fucking bizarre.
I don't know why I had to talk about that,
but I just wanted to mention that, like, do you
know what I mean? I had to mention that it
had to be mentioned. I'm going to make up a
fucking song now about it to see if I can
articulate it in a musical.
Speaker 20 (44:36):
Way, bizarre mode, bicking people.
Speaker 2 (44:49):
Was it some kind of conference?
Speaker 4 (44:52):
Who the fuck even were you and what did you want?
Speaker 2 (44:57):
I heard you talking shy on the boat. I was there.
Speaker 21 (45:01):
In low key agony with an uncertain stare, trying to
get to sleep, thinking the boat was gonna capsize, waking
up every few minutes, nearly had tears in my eyes,
My fucking tooth was in bits, and I had to
sit there listen to you talking shit. I had a
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German woman, the Austrian man, a couple of Australians, Canadians
and Yanks. The thought crossed me, what if they're all
like swingers going to a sex.
Speaker 22 (45:44):
Parody, big owl, flabby ticks, stupid fucking people on your
(46:06):
motored back trip.
Speaker 4 (46:10):
What the fuck were you gonna do when.
Speaker 23 (46:13):
You got to the south And.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
Mm hmmm, right that was.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
You know, it's not exactly gonna fucking reinvent the song,
but you know you made it up. Upon editing this podcast,
like I usually do, I realized that I had actually
recorded a video of myself reacting to the shy conversation
taking place behind me on the boat from the North
Island to the South Island and the place was Tiawa
(46:49):
Kirangi Ki Tai Lower Hush Constituency. So what follows now
is a brief snapshot of only some of the daft
conversations these people were were just bellowing out.
Speaker 2 (47:02):
So here we go.
Speaker 1 (47:04):
Now, I've tried to treat this audio again and again
chat GBT, no deal. So my apologies a for how
the sound is, and be the shy talks.
Speaker 2 (47:12):
You're about to hear the.
Speaker 24 (47:14):
Dry racing, the lagger's axe men gold rub to Deadius
catch play from bout zero.
Speaker 25 (47:22):
Okay, geograph the geographic the geographic channel is a lot
of good but like l zero and all.
Speaker 2 (47:37):
So that was that you can understand imagine having a
tooth thick and being in bits listening to that shy talk.
On another level, Pete and Steve were like, what the
fuck is wrong with those people?
Speaker 1 (47:52):
I've never heard chat like it? And that comes from
men like us, especially me, a.
Speaker 2 (47:58):
Man with a great tolerate for shy talk, and to
be fair, I known for bellowing.
Speaker 1 (48:04):
It out myself. But at least there's some kind of
substance behind it. But they were doing just reeling off
shite that came into the screensaver of their mind, do
you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (48:26):
It was cruel, man. And on top of that, then
I kept thinking that the fucking chip was gonna capsize
every five minutes, gonna nod off.
Speaker 1 (48:34):
And then imagine that, right, I imagine that kind of
just trying to sleep for a few hours and then
yammering away at I couldn't understand why did they have
to speak so loudly? You know, Like I remember being
on a cruise years ago and there was some upstate
New York people in the next cabin. And how I
knew they were from upstate New York is because they
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kept saying up there in New.
Speaker 2 (48:57):
York all the time. And I said, why do American people,
that not all of them, but a lot of American
people have to like communicate to each other by shouting?
Speaker 1 (49:05):
You know.
Speaker 2 (49:06):
That's that's where these claims were at. Yeah, my daughter
Ship is in a rock band, and here this is
my daughter on stage with her rock band, the Dead
lead it no No, What's Born? But didn't I was like,
fucking leave me alone, you bustard. And imagine that on
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top of no one full well that the toothache that
you had thought was coming on is definitely coming on.
And knowing that that tooth is probably gonna get infected
and have to be pulled out, and then on top
of that, being like, how much is this gonna cost me?
How painful is it gonna be? Where am I gonna
(49:47):
get this done? How is this going to affect my
performance in the show? Et cetera, et cetera. That's what
I was dealing with. Now, to be fair, the view
from the ship was unreal. The scenery was top notch,
top notch, and New Zealand is a very beautiful place,
and I recommend it. Another cool thing about New Zealand, like,
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so we stopped off of a supermarket to pick up
some salt because Stephen Kelly the cowboy, said to rinse
my mouth out with salt. I did, as did one
of one of the lads who worked in the cafe
on the boat. So I did that and didn't really
do an awful lot, to be quite honest, but you know,
better than nothing. But behind the supermarket there was a river.
Speaker 1 (50:32):
Now, if that river was an island, it'd just be
like a fucking muddy looking river, and he'd be like, Oh,
Cans of Dubourg. The water was crystal blue, clear as
can be. Mountain stream job New Zealand was brilliant. There
was a sense of familiarity about the place. The nature
(50:52):
was top drawer, the people were bang on, and there
was a strange feeling like I'd been there before because
it looked like like the motherland of Naheeren. We did
a power driving at night and strange feeling came over me.
I was like, am I driving to French Park? It
looks the exact same what's going on at all? What
(51:13):
is happening here?
Speaker 2 (51:15):
It just looked like Mayo Galway, same road signs, and
you forget that you're down in New Zealand and you're
on the other side of the planet, far away from
friends and relations. And the man got bouts of homesickness.
Speaker 1 (51:31):
Oh, the most homesick guy was actually was probably on
the way to New Zealand looking at the screen on
the back of the seat, being like, look, how far
away from home I am zooming in on the map,
trying to find me gaff in Sweden and ere Londay
had a free holiday.
Speaker 2 (51:50):
Zoomed in there on the map. Couldn't even fish in Sweden, Ireland,
and I was thinking my loved ones lived there, man,
and I missed them seeing Man Doom Man. But like
we we kind of we missed. We missed it.
Speaker 1 (52:04):
Really, we just caught the last silhouette of it against
the dying embers of the sunlight. But I was pretty
cool to see Mount.
Speaker 2 (52:12):
Doom Irl the ball rock. What other fucking shit have
A got to you?
Speaker 1 (52:19):
Yeah? So the car, yeah, you know the same man
titter wheels, break your heart and take your money.
Speaker 2 (52:25):
So that's nine hundred clams. But to be fair, it
was less than I expected. Less than I expected, so
I gotta get the car fixed, and I wouldn't mind.
I seen your man, Mike.
Speaker 1 (52:36):
I said to him, I'm gonna call you mellow Mike,
and I swear to God that's what I said to him.
He was sound, he had him. He said, park your
car there next to uh, don't scratch the silver one.
Speaker 2 (52:47):
That's my car. And when I came out, I was like,
fair playing, man, you've also got a nice silver V
seventy Volvo, so you understand the crack. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (52:55):
I picked it up for five thousand crowns, which is
about five hundred euro give or take, and and I said,
the perks have been a mechanic just wish I was.
I wish I paid more attention when I was around
the uncles, you know what I mean. And I was
saying that I don't have a pit or the fucking
proper tools, nor the knowledge like I mean, if I did,
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it'd be youtubet your tutorial videos and subreddits. But I
have to say I'm very impressed with the Volvo I
was looking. I was looking through a couple of different
old school of Volvos, and I was saying, will I
go up a couple of years, will I get a
fuck on new enough? One friend of mine, Edgar, has
got a nice D four pole star job turbo diesel,
(53:38):
And I'll tell you it was a nice bit of
poking it. Man for a front wheel drive care a
nice bit of poking it. Then I got thinking, wouldn't
it be nice to have a real wheel drive car,
or better yet, like one of those bmw M jobs
where you can basically choose if you want to have
real wheel or four wheel drive. Now I'm going into
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this look for me.
Speaker 2 (54:00):
I'd love to have a nice car.
Speaker 1 (54:01):
That's That's something I've always wanted to do, and I'd
love to get into motorsports and that you know what
I mean, proper motorsports. So if there's anyone out there
listen to this, who can grant.
Speaker 2 (54:10):
Me that wish. Let's talk business and I tell you
I'll drive that fucking care. What are the news?
Speaker 1 (54:22):
So Twitter news. Let's go in there and just see
what's trending on X. Just it's Friday, the eleventh of April.
My dad's turning seventy five tomorrow. Big congratulations there to
the v man, love you to BID's baby boy.
Speaker 2 (54:47):
Through right.
Speaker 1 (54:49):
Trending on X I'll give you my fucking hot take.
Someone ever's trending? What's trending at? What's trending?
Speaker 2 (54:58):
Okay, here we go. What's trending? This is the most
famous dog right now on social media? An Asian woman
with pink hair holding up a what looks like a Pomeranian.
What's the big deal there?
Speaker 1 (55:17):
At Jimmy Fallon sending at BTS fucking Saturday Night Live.
Speaker 2 (55:22):
Bollocks. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1 (55:26):
What the fuck is BTS? Man is like, what the
what is the story with k Pop? Actually, I'm glad
that I've got onto the topic.
Speaker 2 (55:34):
Of K pop. I mean it's like.
Speaker 1 (55:39):
X formerly known as Twitter, are obsessed with fucking K pop.
I always found it weird and bizarre and like all
the lads look like twinks.
Speaker 2 (55:51):
Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 12 (55:52):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (55:53):
Is it mostly like.
Speaker 1 (55:55):
Forty nine year old bears who were fucking and leading
the charge? Or is it like young confused teenage Western
girls who spent too much time on the internet because
the parents couldn't really be iris hanging out with them
and they just gravitated towards K pop?
Speaker 2 (56:15):
Tell me, well with someone that fucking tell me what
the big deal is with K pop?
Speaker 1 (56:22):
Man? K pop stands for Korean pop. Look I like
Korean food. And you know what, they've got some good
films to be fair, like, it's better than the muck
they're churning out of Hollywood these days. Let me see
what here. K pop can trace its origins to rap dance,
(56:43):
a micro genre popularized by the group Saal Talgi and
the Boys, whose experimentation helped to modernize South Korea's contemporary
pop music scene in the early nineteen nineties. Their popularity
with teenagers incentivized the music industry to focus on Of course,
it fucking did this demographic with Lee Sumann of SM
(57:06):
Entertainment developing the Korean idol system in the late nineteen nineties,
creating X like h O T and SCS like all
of these fucking Korean bands, they're just acronyms, do you
know what I mean? Like there's one here but the
early two thousand TVXQ and B like it's all block
(57:26):
capitals as well. Boa achieved success in Japan and gain
traction genre oversee Korean Wave. You know, I'm not even
gonna fucking slip out my accent there.
Speaker 24 (57:38):
Do you know what?
Speaker 26 (57:38):
I'm not even gonna fucking read this because it can't
be asked me fucking talking about Korean lads dressed up
as fucking lads who the like modern divisions of those
porcelain ornaments you'd see on your granny's mantlepiece.
Speaker 1 (58:00):
Do you know the ones I'm talking about? The ten
most popular k pop songs. Look at the fucking shape
of You got four Asian babes, Yeah, and they're fucking
tasty looking to be fair, like that one there is
a bit like she's like an Asian Billie Eilish.
Speaker 2 (58:18):
Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (58:20):
La Lisa, but do you know what I mean, like
and they're well, they're they're proper dulled up to be
like fucking spice girls jobs shut down. I mean, you know,
like it's it's goes to show like that. I am
indeed a middle aged man giving out about ship that
(58:43):
was never designed for me in the first place. So
of course there's going to be an element of confusion,
and I don't know what the other world to be bewilderment.
I actually have a K pop guest on the podcast. Now,
(59:08):
tune in, tune in, welcome to the show. Speak Hi,
how are you getting man?
Speaker 12 (59:19):
It's so good?
Speaker 2 (59:21):
Yeah? And how's the K pop world treating you?
Speaker 10 (59:25):
It's really good, you know when you think about it.
Speaker 19 (59:27):
Yeah, because we're all over the world, right, but nowhere
in Nice we're about but we.
Speaker 15 (59:32):
Just cap popping here the selling out shots now left right,
it's pretty fucking tascent you nice get.
Speaker 2 (59:39):
Work, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, tune in. Thank you very
much for your contribution there, now there you go. She
flew all the way in from Seoul for that interview,
and I have to say she's very upbeat and chipper
about the whole thing. So she's making plenty of money
for a place to tune in. I'll be tuning in
to you later on. Oh so there you go, a couple.
Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
Of fucking looseners. I'm afraiday nahee. Do you know how
bored I am a fucking Sweden? It bore the light
phood of me. I'm actually gonna write a song. I'm
(01:00:26):
another one. You're probably fucking leave the guitar down, you prick.
I'm like, hey, you're getting it for free, you know
what I mean. You're getting something you never asked for
for free. So I'm gonna sing this song? What was
the oh yeah? About Sweden? If the Sweden gets rid
(01:00:48):
of the government becomes more of an an a kissed
society gets rid of over.
Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
In all the shot you have to.
Speaker 4 (01:01:11):
Go through, I feel the fucking strong.
Speaker 2 (01:01:34):
Right yeah, I kind of give up early on that one.
To be on ever comes where's Ronan keating these days?
Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
Man? He was a big man on campus there about
twenty years ago. Even I'd say he's fucking had enough
of it, you know what i mean. He's probably like,
fuck this cracking, fucking I've made me money. No, I
just want to chill out the beach.
Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
Do you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
You get to the you get to the age of
you're like all this chasing fame ballocks man, you know
what I mean, It's like you can't say they can't
say that, you know what I mean, live your life.
I'll tell you one thing, right, I've been in a
lot of VIP sections in my life.
Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
Yeah, down in Ballina and Derby. But I'll tell you
one thing right, the most fun to be had is
just down in the regular fucking smoking area. Like you
go into these VIP rooms, class fucking snoop dogs in there,
(01:02:30):
fucking the lad from Crystal Swing.
Speaker 10 (01:02:35):
Derek.
Speaker 2 (01:02:36):
It's actually sound glad to be heard. But I wanted
to give Ellen the huckle book at the time he
was on the Ellen Show. His legs are fucking strong,
bored him.
Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
Yeah the fuck was I saying agains yeah before running
Keen before. I don't want to have to fucking stop
it now. The flow was real, yeah, the VIP areas,
so I was like you just everyone's like, all, look
is the famous person there, Yeah, let's let's meet them,
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And all they do is just talk about themselves and
who they know. It's like, fuck this boring man, Like
I once met. I was with Mark Leonard, an absolute
legend from from Dublin, and we were in Coppers about
twelve year ago. Maybe we ended up meeting Leanne Rhymes
and she was with Robbie Keane and I was like,
(01:03:33):
fucking class man.
Speaker 2 (01:03:34):
Robbie Keane. He was all right, man, to be fair
to him, he was all right. It was just very like,
you know, to be fair. He was all right. It's
just they was just singing.
Speaker 12 (01:03:52):
Linn man.
Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
Fuck the alarm clock has gone off. The alarm clock,
here go, welcome to the party. What's going on?
Speaker 27 (01:04:14):
Martin's the story?
Speaker 2 (01:04:16):
Eddie Man, Eddie, Eddie. Not too bad man, not too bad.
You're a well known guru, you know, the crack man.
You've been around the world and na Yai Yai, I
have found my baby at Lisa Stanfield. Job. I know
you're a big fan of Lisa Stansfield, but what's your
opinion on K pop? Unreal?
Speaker 24 (01:04:34):
Them lads there's got serious fashion, serious moves and their
calorie intake is unreal.
Speaker 2 (01:04:43):
Would you reckon? That's because they have a lot of
lean meats, kinchi and protein and rice and stuff.
Speaker 27 (01:04:50):
They're just on the ball with all of that. Crack.
Speaker 24 (01:04:53):
No, no, not too much.
Speaker 27 (01:04:54):
Red meats.
Speaker 24 (01:04:55):
They're just two a lot of abs that them lads.
Speaker 27 (01:05:00):
I want to learn a lot of ten boys.
Speaker 2 (01:05:01):
Well, listen you being my counselor in terms of business opportunities, no, no,
this is just is. Here is just recording. There's no
one's there, man, it's just me and you and the
four walls or the eight walls, including the four walls
you have there in your room. You give me counsel
in times of need. You help to open the doors
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of my mind with business ventures. What about us trying
to get in on the action and maybe form a
K pop band? What are your opinions on that?
Speaker 27 (01:05:35):
With Asian lads or Irish lads.
Speaker 2 (01:05:37):
Basically Irish lads, middle aged Irish lads trying to cash
in on the action by singing and dressing like asiatic
toy boys will.
Speaker 27 (01:05:51):
Be a hard sell. Ye, it's going to be a
hard sell.
Speaker 2 (01:05:55):
But what if we like marketed for like the over
four or She's crowd.
Speaker 27 (01:06:01):
Think about it? Is the Asians have that market. They
have a colored cornered altogether.
Speaker 2 (01:06:08):
You mean to tell me just that they've got it
sold up? But what if we went over and did
it in Asia as middle aged Irish lads fathers dressing
up as teenage dream dudes from soul.
Speaker 27 (01:06:21):
We just looked like spare prexy.
Speaker 2 (01:06:23):
We basically marketed it towards like divorces and spinsters.
Speaker 28 (01:06:30):
Maybe, maybe maybe you reckon there's a Korean jobs fucking
I haven't researched them, though, I'm sure, But what's your
opinions on on on that demographic.
Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
I think it's fucking daft shite. To be honest with you, man,
I think it's daft shite. I don't understand it. But
then again, it's like your old boy saying to you,
what are you doing listening to that fucking Paparoach stuff.
Speaker 27 (01:06:56):
Don't go on about Parparoach.
Speaker 2 (01:06:59):
He was a great musician.
Speaker 27 (01:07:01):
Cut my life into pieces. This is my last resorts,
great great stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:07:06):
What do you think the lyrics of Papa Roaches cut
my life into pieces? This is my last resort refers to.
Speaker 27 (01:07:14):
I think the man was under a lot of pressure
and I don't know what was going on.
Speaker 2 (01:07:19):
Was the drugs involved? Was the drugs involved?
Speaker 24 (01:07:24):
I'd say he might have been on a few day
rollover job super Sundays.
Speaker 27 (01:07:29):
I'd say people were wrecking his head.
Speaker 2 (01:07:31):
People coming up to asking for photographs and all.
Speaker 27 (01:07:35):
I don't know, maybe just people wouldn't let him relax.
Speaker 2 (01:07:38):
Do you reckon? He was stuck in the VIP area,
just having to talk about himself to people who just
wanted the same question all the time, such as how
did he get into this? And who started the idea
kind of stuff?
Speaker 25 (01:07:50):
Right?
Speaker 27 (01:07:51):
How's there a good weather treat Eddie?
Speaker 2 (01:07:53):
The good weather?
Speaker 18 (01:07:53):
Now?
Speaker 2 (01:07:54):
I tell you it was bright but cold, man.
Speaker 24 (01:07:56):
She was cold and he's sees swimming and a swim
and not set.
Speaker 1 (01:08:01):
So that's only for hard cunts. I got the old car,
looked at nine hundred clams to get that fixed.
Speaker 2 (01:08:11):
But oh better riding done? All right? Man? Yeah? You
know fucking well? Who the Korean k pop woman called
tune in? Man? She got the good deed with the
bad leg? Where is she from out fucking career way? Man?
A right, she's not.
Speaker 27 (01:08:32):
She sh.
Speaker 2 (01:08:34):
Tell you one thing she spoke. She spoke into the
microphone that night.
Speaker 27 (01:08:39):
Ha we ever on tinder?
Speaker 2 (01:08:42):
Oh a few times? Man?
Speaker 27 (01:08:43):
Yeah, quiet, old spot.
Speaker 2 (01:08:46):
Hey, did you get any action yourself? Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:08:49):
No?
Speaker 27 (01:08:49):
Just better crack, better crack.
Speaker 2 (01:08:52):
What's happening in the world? Of the business ventures lately.
What tips have you got for the audience?
Speaker 1 (01:08:57):
Um?
Speaker 27 (01:08:59):
Fuck you on the spot here?
Speaker 12 (01:09:00):
Now?
Speaker 2 (01:09:01):
What about these tariffs Trump has gone putting on China?
Is that going to affect our workflow, our our income outcome? Dory? No, man?
Speaker 1 (01:09:10):
Like?
Speaker 27 (01:09:10):
I suppose what do we produce.
Speaker 2 (01:09:16):
Bus lads? Or the country in general?
Speaker 27 (01:09:18):
Ireland will be produced?
Speaker 2 (01:09:20):
Well the butter meat drink. Intel have a factory there
in League Slip.
Speaker 24 (01:09:26):
To tell you the truth, I don't really follow the
out politics, but I'm sure the economics.
Speaker 2 (01:09:32):
Are the same.
Speaker 27 (01:09:33):
I think they're kind of different, aren't they, But I
suppose they're similar.
Speaker 2 (01:09:37):
What about fucking Trump going bombing Iran?
Speaker 1 (01:09:39):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (01:09:39):
Do you see much sense?
Speaker 1 (01:09:40):
And not like?
Speaker 5 (01:09:41):
Or?
Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
Or is there any point to that?
Speaker 27 (01:09:42):
Or what should have been?
Speaker 24 (01:09:43):
None about that?
Speaker 27 (01:09:44):
For twenty years?
Speaker 2 (01:09:45):
Haven't they drinking that out? Fucking nutty?
Speaker 18 (01:09:47):
Ye?
Speaker 2 (01:09:47):
Who can't?
Speaker 27 (01:09:48):
Sounds like a bit of shy talk.
Speaker 2 (01:09:50):
It's like a small, cheeky book right, and he's the
leader over fucking Sweden? Man, I got exciled. What happened?
What brought your I forgot some quair one up that
duff had to stick around song?
Speaker 27 (01:10:04):
Sound ah yeah, old spot.
Speaker 2 (01:10:08):
Sweden you're over here yourself a few times, I believe,
apparently apparently did you enjoy the crack while you were here?
Speaker 27 (01:10:16):
It's a beautiful place. No, it's a fucking good old spot, man,
not a bad old spot. You're actually in a great place.
Speaker 2 (01:10:23):
I am. But the thing is it's a bit fucking
boring and nothing happens quick and I like quick cash.
And you were often the man who says, Eddie, Man,
you need quick cash. What do you think about Hardy
Brooks being on the BBC now up the north?
Speaker 27 (01:10:37):
How does that happen?
Speaker 2 (01:10:38):
I don't know that Mark sorted out with the executive producer,
Eddie Bravo. I mean, Eddie Doyle, are you getting any
royalties out of there? I fucking hope, I am, man,
because if there was ever a man in need of
a bit of a fucking residual, it's nice silk men. Oh, camerror.
I'm going into fucking Johnny Lally up the town trusted accountant,
(01:11:01):
and I'm going to say over him, like come in
with you. I'm going bring in American deition and the
boys with me doing a better price work this video
being shown? No, man, I'll show you look, do you
see there. Look all right, that's called logic x man.
Speaker 24 (01:11:16):
It was.
Speaker 2 (01:11:17):
It's one of these new internet jobbies that you make
on the computers.
Speaker 27 (01:11:21):
And I'll say one thing. Sweden is a great place.
Speaker 2 (01:11:27):
It is a great place, great place in summertime. Fucking
born in the winter, man, but it's the summer near
near enough now, Oh please let it be upon us.
I got lured in there last week, man, twenty degrees
of sitting on the balcony there with the out top off,
feeling awful strong.
Speaker 27 (01:11:44):
And there's a lot of business on there too.
Speaker 2 (01:11:46):
Oh fucking hey startups man, Man.
Speaker 27 (01:11:50):
Like they need somebody like yourself to get in there.
Speaker 2 (01:11:54):
But the thing is they're just so bloody autistic. It's
very difficult to talk to them, you know what I mean.
Speaker 27 (01:12:00):
Pretend you're interested, Pretend you're interested. That's what everybody does
in every job.
Speaker 2 (01:12:07):
Yeah, that's some good counsel, that is to be fair.
Speaker 27 (01:12:10):
Like pretend your care, pretend your care, you know what
I mean. But like, don't be a dickhead about it.
Speaker 2 (01:12:15):
But like, don't be over there.
Speaker 24 (01:12:18):
Just you're you're there for whatever reason and the money and.
Speaker 27 (01:12:22):
Just fucking whatever they're saying.
Speaker 24 (01:12:24):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, that's I thought, that's
what everyone does.
Speaker 2 (01:12:28):
There's no chippers over here, man, I was thinking about
opening a fucking chipper and then that'd been my own
best customers McDonald spot him there or Saturday night? Man,
He rang me there Saturday night. He's off doing the
gig down Lucan Way, and there was a lot of
people saying both both both. He's like, all I have
to go and bring you back.
Speaker 11 (01:12:53):
I know.
Speaker 2 (01:12:53):
This was afterwards. He was enjoying some pints somewhere in
there in the metropolis of Lucan.
Speaker 27 (01:13:00):
Any word from frendsheet Frenchie has poked him and the
Cowboy coming back to pulling the gig down cork last week.
Speaker 2 (01:13:08):
They were happy enough, man. Cowboy was off Gallavantin. He's
hanging out with Fagin and the two malloyes.
Speaker 27 (01:13:18):
All right, Was he gonna pocket the pains?
Speaker 2 (01:13:23):
Yeah? He was at the Crucible with Steve Davis and
the boys at the Embassy Crucible, cup dropping both right,
right right.
Speaker 27 (01:13:33):
He's just enjoying himself and.
Speaker 2 (01:13:34):
He's fucking dead, right man.
Speaker 27 (01:13:36):
Any word would fucking fucking.
Speaker 2 (01:13:40):
State Side viper No word from him, man, But I
was talking to Stateside last night. He's got rid of
the Tigra and now he's got himself a Vauxhall Insignia
two Leisure turbo diesel job. A powerway is the last
down to nineteen stone. Nineteen stone?
Speaker 27 (01:13:57):
Jeez, can he see his job?
Speaker 2 (01:14:00):
He can't know the cont fair fucking play four. It's
like four Christmases came at once.
Speaker 27 (01:14:09):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:14:09):
He just sits there looking at the corn, look at
that float on the border lands. He said to me, Morton,
you don't understand. That's not really about the exercise. It's
more about what you're eating. And I was like, you're
sucking that right man, You wouldn't half right? Well, yeah,
you need to. But but he has been doing exercise
(01:14:30):
as well. He's saying he'll be in the shape now
he can start running doing some cruel and unusual Steve
Maxwell kettle bell jobs. Apparently Steve Maxwell Pete was saying
that he abandoned the kettle bell altogether.
Speaker 27 (01:14:43):
Yeah, he said, they fucked him up.
Speaker 2 (01:14:45):
Well, I pulled the joints out of himself.
Speaker 27 (01:14:48):
I think, Steve Maxwell, I don't know that wanker Joe
Rogan was pulling them.
Speaker 2 (01:14:54):
What Joe, dude, Joe Rogan so.
Speaker 29 (01:14:58):
Steve Maxwell loved the kettlebells. Yeah, and he loves jiu
jitsu and he is a man that loves the exercise.
But I think he was saying like, if you fanatically
get into the kettlebells, you could do damage to yourself.
Speaker 27 (01:15:17):
And I think he hurt himself.
Speaker 30 (01:15:19):
Maxwell did, Yeah, So he was saying like, I don't
really know what he was saying, but I think the
general gist was maybe short bursts of.
Speaker 27 (01:15:29):
Control stuff rather than crueller than usual fucking the kettlebell
around the place. But it sounded like he was he
became a bit of a hermit, like for the exercise.
It looked like he was a man that was divorced
and under a lot of pressure.
Speaker 2 (01:15:44):
And maybe he was just sleeping in the bed with
the kettlebell. I don't know what happened the kettlebell dressed
up as a woman.
Speaker 30 (01:15:52):
You should watch that episode where Joe Rogan is onto him.
Rogan made a cunt out of him in a wanker
of way. M Yeah, because I think Maxwell was kind
of on about star signs and stuff, and he was
being open and he was just describing things in his
own way, and and I think Rogan kind of made
(01:16:15):
him look bad, which is not really good if you've
a guest with you, if you make them look bad,
especially if it's recorded.
Speaker 2 (01:16:21):
Well, I don't know what Rogan's talking about, man, because
I se he does be lifting too. He just lifting
two kettlebells at once. He's a weird and he's also
got a kettlebell in the shape of a gorilla's head.
Speaker 24 (01:16:35):
Yeah, I think he's I think he's sugar in the tank.
Speaker 2 (01:16:40):
For that.
Speaker 27 (01:16:40):
How's how's focus Sweden getting on? What's the fucking sun
like over there?
Speaker 2 (01:16:46):
The son is fucking The son was a bit lazy today. Man,
it was shining, but it wasn't. It wasn't heating the
place up the way I wanted to. Is there any
water besides you? I've got I've got a bit of
that for can no.
Speaker 27 (01:17:00):
But like, have you any our lakes besides you?
Speaker 2 (01:17:04):
We have a lovely lake just down the road. Actually
you go down to, well, I go down to. But
I was thinking, well, going for the swim and a
man could do. But it's it's she's she's cowld like.
And you know, I don't really like jumping into lakes
if I'm cold, because it doesn't have the same salinity
(01:17:24):
as seawater does the same buoyancy.
Speaker 27 (01:17:27):
I don't know, just are we ever in Lockowl?
Speaker 2 (01:17:31):
Lock Owl? The one the one in Mulgar? You love
that lake?
Speaker 1 (01:17:36):
Man?
Speaker 25 (01:17:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 27 (01:17:38):
Do you not go there?
Speaker 2 (01:17:39):
Well? Like it's sucking bit hard for me to go
there when I live in Sweeden, I mean in.
Speaker 27 (01:17:43):
Ireland, if you're going to Dublin, do you ever go
into Lockowl?
Speaker 2 (01:17:47):
The odd time has stopped? Like but there's have you
ever gotten in the water once or twice? Pete? What's
the story with Elon muskusk Uh? I don't really know
what dog hello? But really I don't really coct claim
(01:18:12):
to know what what what's happening with with I do
know that he's very very world's smartest man according.
Speaker 27 (01:18:20):
To many right has he twenty seven kids?
Speaker 2 (01:18:25):
He's got above normally he's he's fucking he's collecting them. Now, Man,
if you got that kind of money, you can have
fucking three hundred kids, Like you know what I mean?
As a man next door to me once said, does
he making them in them? As he knows that we
(01:18:46):
fucking do? Sorry about that. He's very nice man, I
sound many sound he really is.
Speaker 27 (01:18:53):
Just a bit of a fucking pasturing around.
Speaker 2 (01:18:56):
Yeah, he's going down woodies and doing but a di
y kind of job or what.
Speaker 24 (01:19:02):
I might go for an hour run and I might
just meet up a few minutes.
Speaker 27 (01:19:06):
And I was going about kayak went kayaking today?
Speaker 2 (01:19:10):
Where you go?
Speaker 27 (01:19:11):
I'm off for Dublin. I went to that Grand Canal
dock and.
Speaker 2 (01:19:15):
You brought the kayak in with you.
Speaker 24 (01:19:18):
It did not too bad by a Baston's swan.
Speaker 27 (01:19:24):
I'm not lying it is, did it? No? I think
there's this. Have you ever been in the Grand Canal Dock.
Speaker 2 (01:19:31):
I've never been in it, but I've been around it.
Speaker 24 (01:19:34):
It's unreal. But does these two bridges you can go through?
Speaker 27 (01:19:38):
You?
Speaker 2 (01:19:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 24 (01:19:40):
And there was like this small bridge and I went
in and there was a swan like at the end
of it.
Speaker 31 (01:19:49):
So I was thinking, right, hey, is that is that
the fucking lad from Swansea serialus one exactly got him
in one baby. But I was thinking, right, will I
just go through this long brain and like go to
the left and the swan will go to the right,
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as with a human.
Speaker 2 (01:20:11):
But the swan had other ideas.
Speaker 24 (01:20:15):
You know. The idea is he did this fucking thing
where he he actually levities out of the water.
Speaker 2 (01:20:21):
With the wings up, and he flapping the wings, the
wings up, classic behavior, territorial jazz.
Speaker 32 (01:20:29):
This can't is not He's not fucking messing. So I
turned around straight away and I boulged out of his way.
Think him that if he's seen me going the opposite direction,
he's going to leave me alone. He actually yeah, and
he battered the back of the kayak.
Speaker 2 (01:20:50):
I'll tell you one thing they are. They often say
swan a shat of the wing screen with a with
a wing. It's like, why I never understood that. It's
like because usually you don't. You don't equate like a
car with a swan. Usually the only interaction you have
with swans, or if you're down by a park and
(01:21:10):
they've got young ones with them, and then they go
and then they do the wing flapping job, but have
a very strong neck, lovely strong neck on them. The truth.
Speaker 29 (01:21:23):
I was a little nervous, Yeah yeah, but I mean,
eat was out for damage and I was out for pleasure.
Speaker 27 (01:21:32):
I was out for leisure, and.
Speaker 24 (01:21:35):
It's it's a scary thing when you're in leisure mode
and another creatures in destruction mode.
Speaker 2 (01:21:42):
I mean, to be very were just minding your own business.
Speaker 27 (01:21:45):
Yeah, but it actually livened up today, now fair.
Speaker 2 (01:21:49):
It puts you, It just reminded you that there's there's
there's elements out there like mother Nature.
Speaker 24 (01:21:56):
Like I'll send you out video there on your private account.
Speaker 27 (01:22:06):
You can look at it in your own film pleasures.
How's Bella get lunch?
Speaker 2 (01:22:12):
Spoken soon?
Speaker 9 (01:22:13):
Man?
Speaker 2 (01:22:13):
She's she's she's just in through the door now because
tune in the Korean doll had to leave. How we
Bella any crack?
Speaker 27 (01:22:23):
Same crack as usual?
Speaker 2 (01:22:26):
No, there you have it.
Speaker 27 (01:22:29):
How's your crack, Bella? It's fucking shall drinking some.
Speaker 2 (01:22:34):
A bro Eminem sponsored them back in the day. You
know the rapper.
Speaker 27 (01:22:39):
How is how's Verio going? It says clinkling.
Speaker 24 (01:22:46):
It's all right, spit boring. Uh, summer's coming.
Speaker 2 (01:22:50):
It will be more fun than I guess. We're off
to a party full of comedians, Swedish comedians who'd have
thought about such a thing exists.
Speaker 24 (01:23:02):
That's your way laugh.
Speaker 27 (01:23:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:23:05):
There is one thing I've seen like from doing comedy
in Sweden is they like the lads who do it.
They like to they like to talk really fast. It's
almost like if we just keep talking really fast we
might just trick the crowd into thinking we said something funny.
Speaker 27 (01:23:25):
I must let you go.
Speaker 2 (01:23:26):
Who are you the fucking landlords of New York? One
percent job? Good luck yourself cha tomorrow. Look at the
fucking guns on the man of them. Wow, look at that.
Speaker 10 (01:23:42):
When are you coming back to Sweden?
Speaker 2 (01:23:44):
She just wants to grow up your guns. Hey, I
tell you one thing, Tell you one thing, tell me
by you could squash an apple between them. Hey, and
the arms aren't bet either. Ah, talk to you. So
(01:24:07):
that was Donald Tello Boogenhagen, my business partner there and conciliary,
he says, a great man. He's very outdoorsy these days.
He enjoys the the leisurely pursuits of kayak king and
spotting swans in their natural habitat. Swans dangerous characters, but
(01:24:29):
very majestic, kind of like women.
Speaker 24 (01:24:32):
Ho ho.
Speaker 2 (01:24:35):
Ruth will be like, Ah, here, friend of mine, Ruth,
I know you listen. You'll be like, that was a
misogynistic joke. I was like, it was a fucking joke, Ruth,
fucking joke. But Ruth, for a pleasure. You do enjoy
these podcasts. You'll be happy to get the shout out
she's getting the shout out there. Ruth Beyond in London
will be over to you soon. Oh what other fucking scandal.
(01:24:58):
I don't know how long have I been doing this?
Now three hours. I just thought i'd do a little
update podcast job, do another one. I'm gonna have to
put myself. I'm gonna have to get a live show
going together in Ireland and the UK. This talk was
being on the road again in June doing gigs in Canada,
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so I gotta get on the case with that. But
I will let you all know the crack. But I
think I'm gonna wrap it up because I was gonna
watch Casino or Raging Bull with that iconic scene where
Robert de Niro says to his brother Joe Peshey was
not He's not his brother, but in the show in
the film, he plays his brother and he goes, you
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fuck my wife? What you fuck my wife?
Speaker 24 (01:25:46):
Answer said question?
Speaker 27 (01:25:47):
You're sick, fucking sick, and I'm gonna answer.
Speaker 2 (01:25:49):
I'm gonna leave give me all the answers. Joey, you're
smart man. I'm gonna ask you again, did you did
you not fuck my wife?
Speaker 27 (01:26:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:26:00):
Fuck my wife? But funny enough, I have a true story.
Mike the brother in law. He did. He did a
documentary about Joe Kalzagi and he did an interview with
the real Jake Lamada. The Raging Bull, or as it
was translated to in Swedish, shooting from Bronxen, which basically
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means the bull from the Bronx. Nobody even fucking said
that like the Bronx. Yeah, he was in the Bronx,
but nobody had inferred that in the title of Raging Bull.
But whoever was doing the the shedning translation decided to
say the bull from the Bronx. Uh, but so I
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might watch that and resolved the evening for its founded tidings.
And yeah, then tomorrow we go to the the party
with Swedish comedians and Michelle see how it goes and
hopefully it should be a good time. We went to
a Halloween party last year.
Speaker 22 (01:27:04):
It was.
Speaker 33 (01:27:06):
Never halict net Throughout they were vedic, trevlc folk that
professor whska oh visca scabart, glad you hanger me at
the comic I think on the perrito the local artist.
So the load of treblic oh can't you vid hit
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a little dashed.
Speaker 2 (01:27:38):
Yescabara. Yeah we are proud of Yeah. So yeah, that
was the crack there. Anyway, Well, I love you and
leave you. I love you and leave you all. Listen, man, listen.
This was a disjointed podcast, but you know what, what
(01:27:59):
are you gonna do? Do you know what I mean?
Like I said, there was no real plan on this.
I just went with it. And if you have enjoyed
me talking fucking shite, then more power to all of us.
Because at the end of the day, if you're listening
to this at work, better yet, you're being paid to
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listen to this, then I'm fucking made up for you.
And if you're on a journey or you're driving somewhere
you're like, please don't want it to end? Yes, because
it can't be asked looking through the phone for something else.
Then I can draw it out for another couple of
minutes if you want. But I kind of feel like
(01:28:40):
the hour is getting late here now and Stockholm where
I live, don't live in Castleton no more.
Speaker 23 (01:28:55):
There must be some kind of here the joker to
the thief. Yes, them much confusion. I can't get no relief. Businessman, nay,
drink my.
Speaker 7 (01:29:14):
Wine, like man that dig mind huh No, lem all
long alive lorded it as well. Hey, no reason to
(01:29:38):
get excited. The thief feed kind of spool the many
here among us who feel the life is but a joke.
Speaker 4 (01:29:53):
You and I we've been through that. This is not
our feed, so let us not talk false.
Speaker 9 (01:30:04):
Leave now, y'all's getting light all along, Watchtower.
Speaker 2 (01:30:47):
Princess, get love you.
Speaker 4 (01:30:51):
And while the we mon came and went bafood supers
too and outside in the cold, this done? Why can't
it brown? Two riders were approaching as the wind we.
Speaker 12 (01:31:13):
Get to have.
Speaker 1 (01:31:34):
There you go a little bit of a song there
to shorten the journey for you. That's about this. It
was probably as soon as I can. Finished this later
on and be lying down the bed being like, why
didn't I.
Speaker 2 (01:31:45):
Talk about that? Why didn't you talk about this? Listen?
Speaker 1 (01:31:49):
Listen man, listen listen man. If you want to get
in touch with me for podcasts or what the fuck
suggestions for the podcast, sorry, but I'm actually getting tired now,
getting tired, running out of steam. Get onto me either
at Eddie Durkin on x or send me a message
(01:32:13):
on Maloney one on one on Instagram, or just fucking
email me at Martin Maloney fifty seven at gmail dot com.
There you go, get my email address out. But like
to be honest with you, I had to hardly books
podcast email but I just couldn't be fucking bothered opening it.
Speaker 2 (01:32:28):
Literally that's me and my brain. There's work out there
for me, but it's like it just means I have
to go into like other places on the phone. Listen, man,
I'm a weird prick, definitely got something wrong with me.
I've already been diagnosed with ADHD. Like I said, if
you want the fucking papers, man, I'll get I'll get proof,
but you probably already guess that right wherever you are.
(01:32:50):
I hope you're having a great time and enjoy either
the rest of the night or the rest of the day,
and we shall be in touch soon and I will
be working on the next instonement to the Hardy Book
for I do the next eighty chatpod.
Speaker 1 (01:33:06):
If you like what you hear, you don't have to
I'm not saying who please, please, do you have any
shillings for me? But if you like what you hear
and you want to throw the man a fucking few pound,
you've got Patreon Forward slash Hardy Books. You have Maloney's
digest at PayPal dot com. And if it's just fucking
two quid a month, whatever you have, man, you know
(01:33:28):
what I mean, set it and forget it.
Speaker 2 (01:33:30):
And that's the fucking job. Like I said in the
last podcast, I'm fucking shy to keep it. I tried
the Patreon stuff, man, I tried it, and I was
just like, I got so much fucking shit going on,
like I'm a prisoner inside my own mind. Do you
know what I mean? Horse?
Speaker 1 (01:33:46):
But I will be back on the case. And if
you can also do me a favor. If you know
of anyone who will appreciate this podcast, tell them word
of mouth. That's how the Hardy Books series kicked off.
Speaker 2 (01:33:59):
And you known know, man, you never know.
Speaker 1 (01:34:01):
We get to see we get the podcast going, and
we get it to number one, it'll be so good
they can't ignore it.
Speaker 2 (01:34:07):
And I include you the listeners in this. And maybe
we can start doing live podcasts at different zooms, launched
uple of time than the fucking dude, Look and breath