Head-ON With Robyn Roxanne Kincaid

SCOTUS confirms the murderous fascists they are, then Sammy Bad-breath Alito howls when he's kicked. 

What? Matrimonial feuding in the Whor, er, White House? Carpet in the Imperial Potty? Quel horreur! A shouting match with Cankles Caligula at a plumb-dignified MAGAT Senate lunch-ee-on! Flu running wild among the boots at Lackland. The details are entirely un-shocking. Postmaster General admits he wants to deny mail-in ballots. 

Pettifoggers be pettifogging! Nitwit Nero faces a J6 trial just because he decided to sue the Beeb. The similarities between Stephen Miller and his hero, Heydrich, come into closer focus. 

The pool ain't pooling. The ducks are dying. Jaydee ain't vice-presidenting. The Iranians ain't surrendering. And the Israelis murdered the turtle lady. Proving what the HORN Community knows, the WaPo is declaring that gasp Tulsi is, was, and always has been a member of a cult. We've only been talking about that for nigh a decade. 

Nitwit Nero gives new meaning to "pool coverage." Fascist Italian PM earns worldwide praise for calling out a classic Julius Geezer lie. New "acting" DNI chief comes to work with a kill list. 

James Talarico now lives in the head of every MAGAT in Murkkka, especially the creepy evilgelical ones. Nitwit Nero says he has the best deal any president ever made, even as he's losing his shirt. No worries. If it doesn't work out, he has the Jadey Egg loaded into a catapult aimed at the underside of a bus. 

The Jaydee Egg torpedoes his own future while he flogs his book. It's a whole show. Nitwit Nero gets stoked to see where the gold is real. 

We're gonna get fleeced by Iran. All that money they "saved" by gutting government spending that actually benefitted Americans? Yeah. We're gonna pay it to Iran to make up for all the damage Cankles Caligula and his pet salute-snappers did when they started this idiotic fool's errand of a war.  

We live in a weird time. No getting around it. Nothing makes sense and what's offered as facts don't withstand scrutiny.  "The center cannot hold. The falcon cannot hear the falconer."

We're there. 

Secret meetings without President PoopyPants. Jadey Egg Vance in a panic. Nitwit Nero parked in front of the TV, sending notes and calling in unhinged to FoxSnooz. One of these days, he'll call on the Republican Line to Washington Journal. How many docs does it take to say Cankles Caligula is in the peak of health? How many were lying? 

Short of biting the head off a live pigeon, Cankles Caligula put on a dementia show today for the aged. California Congresswoman calls out the national security threats from Trum's inability to remain conscious. Only here will you get a viable explanation for why a certain medication has disappeared from his personal pharmacopia. 

From one screw worm to another. One is "biological."

In the middle, even the Texas MAGAT Ag Commissioner is pissed and the Iowa GOP Gov nominee is running from his porny past . . . while he ran a K-12 school. 

My father, a carrier sailor from WW II whose first job was Fire Control, would send curse words into space at what his fellow carrie sailors dealt with on the Ford. 

Shortstack Rubio loses in a battle of wits with Rep. Ted Lieu. Nitwit Nero's bromance with "Jaxson" grows ever stronger. Ag Sec Brookey Rollins doesn't know what "farmer" means. Stevie Three-Shirts and NutMegyn Kelly are both throwing the towel on November. Why isn't Nitwit Nero taking his gender-affirming care anymore?

Hooooo-weee! "See? BS" just bought themselves a whoppin' lawsuit. Please, Mr. Pelley, take it to trial. PLEEEEASE!

MarkWayne lacks Krusti's appeal. 

California scares me. 

J6er gets plum Pentagon position. Li'l Marco doubletalks his way through a budget hearing. Ebola? What Ebola? Sen. Van Hollen refers to Trump as stupid to Rubio's face. Homophobic Tennestan version of George Santos gets called out by a MAGAT colleague. Graham Platner's campaign takes another hit. 

Late upload. Had to go out and buy a new keyboard. Sometimes, your 'umble 'ostess shouldn't be trusted with anything more complex that a pair of chopsticks. 

TRIGGER WARNING: this episode contains on of if not the absolute worst cases of CSA I've ever read. The evil that stalks this world knows no bounds and seems to be expanding.

James Talarico has literally reduced the MAGATS to sniveling, snot-nosed schoolyard pissants. Angry Texas Republicans are ready to burn it all down to punish their leadership. Nitwit Nero is in the middle of a losing streak.