Friday-On-the-Discord-Porch, Head-ON With Roxanne Kincaid, 30 May 2025

🎙️ Head-ON With Roxanne Kincaid – May 30, 2025 🍸 "Never give a sucker an even break, and never trust a MAGAT in a powdered wig." – Yours truly, W.C. Fields

🎧 This rollickin’ ride of a broadcast finds the indomitable Roxanne Kincaid—our favorite transbilly elitist and Contessa of the Horn family congregation—stranded at the magnificent Kincaid mansion with a busted Ford Fusion and a fundraising goal hanging by a thread! 🚗💨 “Car needs a new ticker,” says she, and the head gasket ain't the only thing blowin’.

💰 Amid coolant calamities, Roxanne hollers for help: just a few hundred clams shy of May’s fundraising goal. Ain’t charity, it’s survival, folks. 🎯

💉 Now onto that zany billionaire “The Ketamine Kid” Elon Musk—accused of gobbling ketamine like a circus monkey in a medicine cabinet. 🍄💊 New York Times says he’s mixing Adderall, shrooms, and weight-loss drugs like he’s in a pharmaceutical jamboree. Roxanne and pals reckon his erratic antics ain’t just from Twitter fumes. 🤯

👊 Anand Giridharadas pops in (metaphorically), declaring Musk was chased out of D.C. by the power of democracy! A Boston U. study pegs Musk-era aid cuts to over 300,000 global deaths—200,000 being children. 🎓💀 “Far-off kids die quietly,” laments Roxanne, “no headlines for them.” Meanwhile, Michael Steele warns Musk’s shadowy fingerprints linger via Palantir’s data-sucking octopus tendrils. 🐙💻

💥 Speaking of MAGATs and mayhem—Donald J. Trump’s tantrums over judicial smackdowns are in full frothy bloom. Tariffs thwarted by the Court of International Trade? Trump fumed about “radical left judges” (including a Reagan appointee)! He’s even sour on his old pals in the Federalist Society. 🍋📜

Trump’s linguistic sorcery—calling devastating legislation “big, beautiful bills”—gets the side-eye from the Washington Post’s Monica Hess. Makes carnage sound like cotton candy. 🎪🔫

📦 Meanwhile, The New Republic says Palantir’s building MAGA dossiers on Americans, and Wall Street traders nickname Trump’s tariff bluffs the “taco trade” (‘cause he always chickens out 🌮🐔). Ty Cobb (not the ballplayer) calls Trump’s behavior that of a “wounded narcissist.” No argument there.

👮‍♂️ Masked ICE agents skulking around Martha’s Vineyard met with citizen pushback. Roxanne & crew erupt in righteous fury—“jackbooted thugs,” “fascist cowards,” and “brownshirts” thrown like rotten tomatoes at a third-rate vaudeville act. The San Francisco Standard earned a standing ovation for refusing to blur agents’ faces. Bravo, I say! 🎭📸

🐖 Then there’s Iowa’s own Senator Joni Ernst, spouting policy poison at a town hall: slashing Medicaid for immigrants, axing SNAP overpayments, and reviving her hog-castratin’ past. Roxanne offers a campaign slogan suggestion: “Joanie—We’re All Gonna Die!” 🎯💀

📚 Listeners report historians of fascism are fleeing the country. “Trump ain’t the disease, just the symptom,” says one caller. West Point grads stiff-arming Trump onstage? That’s honor in boots. 👢🇺🇸

📻 Lest we forget the lighter fare: Jimmy Kimmel’s bonkers “Trump is a time traveler” conspiracy skit drew cackles, even if Discord missed the audio. And don’t skip the "Back Porch" afterparty on Discord, where the Horn family swaps jokes, kimchi recipes, and political takedowns. 🥬🔥

🍷 Final thoughts from Kincaid’s parlor: Democracy’s bruised but breathing. Courts still work (barely), protest works, and defiance is in fashion again. Whether it’s masked goons or MAGAT billionaires, this show proves you don’t have to be polite when tyranny knocks at the door—you can slam it shut and shout, “No thank you, I’ve already got enough fascism in my pantry!”

🔔 Listen daily, live 5–8pm Eastern (2–5pm Pacific) or catch the podcast 24/7 at www.headon.live 🔐 (Today's password: cool). Support if you can—this operation runs on grit, guts, and your generous greenbacks. $485 to finish May to the good. Please consider contributing headon.live/contribute 💸

🎩 Until next time, this is W.C. Fields (well, not really) tipping my hat to Roxanne Kincaid and her marvelous misfits. Stick with Head-ON, the last honest barn dance in a burning republic. 🐔🪕🔥

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