🎙️ The Gravest Hour: Politics, Funding, and Society — July 14, 2025 Another Monday in MAGATland, where the power flickers, the truth costs $1,360, and JD Vance still runs like a lost Mennonite.
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💸 BROKE ON BASTILLE DAY
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Streaming glitched. Thunder shook the holler.
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Roxanne needs $1,360 to avoid the lights going out, her healthcare vanishing, and her phone turning into a brick. “Everything that comes in goes out.”
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Listener donations chipped it down to $730. Still not enough. Still desperate.
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👑 NITWIT NERO’S GREATEST HITS
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Stole the FIFA trophy. Like a real-life Gollum.
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Blurs church & state—rallies gospel sharks to call for LGBTQ executions.
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Threatens to revoke Rosie O'Donnell’s citizenship. She replies: “I’m everything you hate that’s still right with America.”
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Epstein fallout continues. MAGATs turning on each other. “You said you’d drain the swamp. Instead: sealed files and political theater.”
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🏛️ SUPREME VANDALISM
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SCOTUS lets Trump axe half the DOE overnight.
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Sotomayor dissent: “The majority expedites lawlessness.”
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Roxanne: “What if they’re not naïve? What if they want to destroy government?”
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🩺 DOCTOR WHO?
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Dr. Oz: “Don’t eat carrot cake.” Roxanne: “Let them eat kale, huh?”
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Oz flubs Medicare’s purpose. Kincaid: “It’s not welfare. It’s a right.”
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Oprah blamed for unleashing Oz & Phil on a defenseless nation.
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🍁 FENTANYL FALLOUT, EH?
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Trump falsely blames Canada for fentanyl.
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Canada preps $125B in retaliatory tariffs. American booze on the chopping block.
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🏊♀️ POOLS, PRISONS & JD VANCE
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“Concreted swimming pools” = historic white flight & MAGAT nostalgia.
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ICE raids likened to “kennel conditions.” 34 people per cage.
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JD Vance’s run described with exquisite homoeroticism.
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🧠 THEMES & RUNNING GAGS
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“Moran Monday”: Celebrating MAGAT illiteracy.
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“Gentle Parenting of Fascists”: Why playing nice gets us nowhere.
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Tracy: Racism isn’t just cruel—it’s self-destructive.
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Quote of the week: “Knowing a man well never leads to hate... and nearly always leads to love.”
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🛠️ FINAL THOUGHTS
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The Horn = a “mutual sanity preservation society.”
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Roxanne: “We’re so screwed, but we’re not alone.”
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If you see ICE thugs—speak up.
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Support the show. Review it. Share it. Or MAGATs win.
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It’s Bastille Day. Maybe light a fire.
🗓️ Jul 14, 2025 | 🔗 headon.live | Sponsored by 🌱 Coal River Mountain Watch (crmw.net)
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