How To Get Chicks (Videos)

How To Get Chicks (Videos)

Join Mike and Steve for your weekly guide to understanding Chick Tracts. Through close reading skills that only two out of practice English majors could possess, our brave scholars will try to unravel the deeper meanings in these often underestimated works of religious propaganda.

Episodes

Trust Me! Part 8! The Thrilling Conclusion!

September 7, 2014 • 86 mins
Oh my G-d, everybody! Part 8 of Trust Me! the thrilling conclusion, is finally here! Can you believe it?! We reached the end of this epic tale! I never thought we'd make it! Read up if you need a refresher by going here one last time http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0025/0025_01.asp . Curious about the Seconds Prior songs you keep hearing? Go to secondsprior.bandcamp.com to download some songs or buy a homemade cd. A...
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Trust Me! Part 7!

August 25, 2014 • 85 mins
Hey everybody! Part 7 of Trust Me! is here! It's here! Read up if you need a refresher by going here http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0025/0025_01.asp . Curious about the Seconds Prior songs you keep hearing? Go to secondsprior.bandcamp.com to download some songs or buy a homemade cd. Also check out somuchmany.bandcamp.com for Murphy's totally awesome EP. Let us know if you like the show by rating us on iTunes ...
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Trust Me! Part 6!

August 18, 2014 • 77 mins
Hey everybody! Part 6 of Trust Me! is about jam itself into year ear canals! Read up if you need a refresher by going here http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0025/0025_01.asp . Curious about the Seconds Prior songs you keep hearing? Go to secondsprior.bandcamp.com to download some songs or buy a homemade cd. Also check out somuchmany.bandcamp.com for Murphy's totally awesome EP. Let us know if you like the show by r...
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Trust Me! Part 5!

August 10, 2014 • 78 mins
Hey everybody! Part 5 of Trust Me! is ready to drop some knowledge on y'all! Read up if you need a refresher by going here http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0025/0025_01.asp . Curious about the Seconds Prior songs you keep hearing? Go to secondsprior.bandcamp.com to download some songs or buy a homemade cd. Also check out somuchmany.bandcamp.com for Murphy's totally awesome EP. Let us know if you like the show b...
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Trust Me! Part 4!

August 1, 2014 • 74 mins
Hey everybody! Part 4 of Trust Me! has finally arrived at your face holes! Read up if you need a refresher by going here http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0025/0025_01.asp . Curious about the Seconds Prior songs you keep hearing? Go to secondsprior.bandcamp.com to download some songs or buy a homemade cd. Also check out somuchmany.bandcamp.com for Murphy's totally awesome EP. Let us know if you like the show by r...
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Trust Me! Part 3!

July 20, 2014 • 85 mins
Hey everybody! Part 3 of Trust Me! is here. It's here! It's also here, at http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0025/0025_01.asp . Curious about the Seconds Prior songs you keep hearing? Go to secondsprior.bandcamp.com to download some songs or buy a homemade cd. Also check out somuchmany.bandcamp.com for Murphy's totally awesome EP. Let us know if you like the show by rating us on iTunes or by e-mailing us at how2ge...
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Trust Me! Part 2

June 19, 2014 • 85 mins
Hey everybody! Part 2 of Trust Me! is here. Hold on to your butts! Read along at http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0025/0025_01.asp . Curious about the Seconds Prior songs you keep hearing? Go to secondsprior.bandcamp.com to download some songs or buy a homemade cd. Let us know if you like the show by rating us on iTunes or by e-mailing us at how2getchicks@gmail.com. If you really like the show and you have a fet...
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Trust Me! Part 1

June 1, 2014 • 84 mins
Hey everybody! Let's call this the start of season 3. Why? Because we're doing something special. After talking it up for seventeen episodes, we're finally going to do it. We're going to take an in depth look at the pinnacle of Chick Tracts: Trust Me! You can check it out by going to http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0025/0025_01.asp . Curious about the Seconds Prior songs you keep hearing? Go to secondsprior.bandcamp.co...
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Murph

April 13, 2014 • 84 mins
Hey everybody! This week we welcome back Steve with the most fitting Chick Tract we could find: Murph. That's right! There's a Chick Tract called Murph. You can check it out by going to https://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1005/1005_01.asp . If you like buddy cop movies where one of them is a grizzled veteran and the other one is a psychopath, then you won't be disappointet. Curious about the Seconds Prior songs you...
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This Was Your Life

February 16, 2014 • 100 mins
Hey everybody! This week's story is called THIS WAS YOUR LIFE, which is the most popular chick tract of all time! It’s translated into over 100 different languages and you can read it by going to chick.com/reading/tracts/0001/0001_01.asp or by going to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQQ-fFdUd34 . Our guest Adi will help us come to grips with death…at least the version depicted in this tract. Adi will be performing lo...
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No Fear

February 2, 2014 • 87 mins
Hey everybody! This week's chick tract is called No Fear, which is one of the first tracts Mike every got. It's an upbeat little story about suicide...or is it?! Go to chick.com/reading/tracts/0052/0052_01.asp and get ready as our guest Jeremy helps us try to understand this little gem of tale. Curious about the Seconds Prior songs you keep hearing? Go to secondsprior.bandcamp.com to download some songs or buy a h...
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There Go The Dinosaurs (with Dave!)

January 19, 2014 • 81 mins
Welcome, friends! This week we're checking out There Go The Dinosaurs, which finally puts to rest why these prehistoric giants no longer walk the earth. Check out The Sky Lighter so that you can follow along to next week's episode. Go to chick.com/reading/tracts/1038/1038_01.asp and get ready as our guest Dave joins us for today's episode. Curious about the Seconds Prior songs you keep hearing? Go to secondsprior.band...
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The Sky Lighter

January 5, 2014 • 94 mins
Go to www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1011/1011_01.asp and read up on The Sky Lighter before playing this episode. Our special guest this week is Jen aka Phi. She's an awesome DJ with a couple of shows coming up. Jan 18th: Teenage Mutiny Ninja Turtles in Southbridge, MA at the ADC: She'll be going on at 8:45pm for the DJ Competition so come out and vote! Jan 25th: IceBreaker 3!!! Holyoke, MA at the Waterfront for Be...
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The Long Trip

December 22, 2013 • 86 mins
Let's go on a long trip with our friend Steve Woodbury! Go to http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0009/0009_01.asp if you want to read along. A funny, funny guy, Woodbury will be doing stand up at Fody's in Nashua, NH on January 23rd. Be there, people! Let us know if you like the show by rating us on iTunes or by e-mailing us at how2getchicks@gmail.com. If you really like the show and you have a fetish for supporting po...
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The Trial with our special guest Rachel!

December 8, 2013 • 91 mins
It's here! Season 2, people! Thank you for joining us. Today our friend Rachel will be subbing for our regular co-host Steve Murphy, who is hard at work in grad school right as I type and as you read. We jump around a bit in this episode so it's important that you read the chick tract ahead of time. What?! You don't already have all these chick tracts lying around your apartment?! Fine. So go to http://www.chick.com/rea...
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