Hump Day with Swanny & Friends

Hump Day with Swanny & Friends

Dane Swan is talking footy and irrelevant life issues. Mainly the latter. Host "Racetrack" Ralphy Horowitz is joined by Samantha Riches as Dane’s two regular friends talking irregular gibberish and generally just ripping the piss. Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episodes

November 25, 2025 50 mins

Final Transmission (Maybe…):

After seven years, 431 episodes, a global pandemic, a post-mail tampon, a Hall of Fame nod, and far too many boat party references — the mics go cold (for now). Swanny, Samantha and Ralphy gather for one last session of loose yarns, life musings, fantasy NFL updates, childcare chaos, parenting wisdom (?) and the occasional stroke of actual sports insight. Is this the end or just a long halftime break? We...

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Bulletproof Bets, Benders & Being a Jockey. While Swanny eventually drops in (fresh off another racing-week bender), Sam and Ralph hold the fort with racing royalty Simon Marshall—16-time Group 1 winner turned TV frontman. From surviving 4am starts and 48kg weigh-ins to collapsing in saunas and catching grapes with your face at Blanc de Blanc, Simon’s stories have it all. We dive into the wildcard finals debate, reflect on Cup ...

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October 29, 2025 44 mins

Winking at Royals & Surviving Cream Pies – with Tony Jones

It’s hump day and Channel Nine’s Tony Jones joins Swanny, Samantha & Ralphy for a Melbourne Cup Week warm-up filled with racing tales, newsroom chaos, and the time he winked at Princess Di. From dodging Queen invites and surviving Eddie’s boardroom roasts to covering turf tantrums and trackside tripods, nothing’s off-limits. We talk Lou Richards memories, Mick Maltho...

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October 22, 2025 32 mins

From Williamstown premiership glory to managing Freo's list and fielding firestorms at Carlton, Brad Lloyd joins Swanny, Samantha & Ralph to unpack his unique journey through footy’s many layers. Hear the stories behind Nat Fyfe’s draft rise, Lockie Neale’s late steal, and what it's like giving a pre-game speech with Nathan Buckley in the room. There's also a little Thailand mugging, a lot of Ned C culture, and a reminder that ...

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October 22, 2025 33 mins

Swanny’s back—and so are the rants. From North Melbourne memberships and golf course journalism to Netflix algorithms and brat behaviour, the crew’s back together for a Finals-free deep dive into everything and nothing. Tread carefully, Cox Plate tips included.


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October 15, 2025 54 mins

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Ralphy: Race Track Ralphy


Guest Friend: Michael Christian


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September 30, 2025 30 mins

Is it worth the lollipop?

Fresh off Grand Final week, Swanny, Samantha and Ralph check in before heading west for charity gigs, Kalgoorlie cups, and the usual chaos. There’s talk of kids learning the pain of losing early, the questionable economics of taking six-year-olds to the ‘G, and the genius parenting hack of “if they don’t know it exists, you don’t have to pay for it.” Add in a dose of Royal Melbourne Show nostalgia, post-mo...

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September 24, 2025 18 mins

We had a bit of time up our sleeve wondering if Strauchanie was going to turn up - He was a late out so we amused our selves as we always do with a bit of shed talk.

Dr Samantha made an appearance but mainly, it was footy chat. Footy gone, footy to come. Glorious Football.


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September 24, 2025 46 mins

We booked Strauchanie for this week but he ghosted us so we call Pete in as a ring in...Just as we were packing up...Guess who found a car park and swanned on in!


Enjoy our "non bias" foot chat with this legend.


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Ralphy: Race Track Ralphy


Guest Friend: Pete Hell...

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September 17, 2025 61 mins

This weeks guest - Mark Choco Williams


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Ralphy: Race Track Ralphy


Guest Friend: Mark Choco WIlliams

Replica MCG - https://mcgshop.com.au/mymcg-replica-stadium/

Precision Sherrin Football  https://share.google/HucDoZhjWVDGkt5Sj

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September 11, 2025 64 mins

This week has it all, the usual take the piss out of Sam, coupled with some footy chat, some listener questions and at the end, if you're still there through Ralphy's mind numbing contribution, some Maths Science. Dont say you weren't warned.

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Gambler...

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September 3, 2025 54 mins

Triple M sports broadcaster Jess Webster jumps behind the mic this week to join Swanny & Friends – and brings a touch of professionalism we’re not used to. We chat about her journey from the Northern Territory to the heart of AFL media, her Queensland roots, and the fact her beloved Brisbane Lions are still alive in the finals. Jess opens up about press box pressures, grand final week mayhem, and how an AAMI Clanger moment made...

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September 3, 2025 27 mins

Maths Science: Finals Week 1

It’s Finals footy and the chaos is real – especially inside Dane Swan’s phone. This week, we unpack Swanny’s refusal to save numbers (yes, even yours), his treadmill top-speed claims that would make Usain Bolt blush, and how to decipher a contact list full of nicknames and guesswork. Plus, your classic Maths Science: best bets, blowout predictions, and Swanny refusing to wear a suit – again. We preview ...

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August 26, 2025 49 mins

The Return of the Librarian – Lord Heath Shaw

He’s back—and louder than ever. The one and only Heath Shaw returns to the studio for an unfiltered, no-notes catch-up with Samantha, Dane and Ralph. From calling out vanilla media takes to reminiscing about footy feuds, fly kicks, and flag wins, Lord Heath is in vintage form. There’s a sprinkling of Giants nostalgia, a few cheeky jabs at the Pies’ current list, and just enough locker ro...

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August 20, 2025 22 mins

It’s a midweek bonus ep and the crew dive into your listener questions! Swanny talks charity games, legends footy and where his faith sits with the Pies heading into finals, while Ralph ponders angry coaches and obscure nicknames. Sam cops a few fashion critiques (and fires back), and the team weigh in on draft age debates and the Rankine suspension. A bit of footy, a bit of nonsense – classic hump day Swanny & Friends.


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August 20, 2025 27 mins

Round 24.5 is here (yes, really) and the crew are back to make sense of it all. From the “bonus” midweek Gold Coast clash to finals spots on the line, we’ve got Carlton v Essendon, Collingwood v Melbourne, and the Dogs fighting for their September. Ralph’s battling the form guide, Tay’s already dreading a Gold Coast road trip, and Sam’s hanging on every Bulldogs stat. Footy, odds, weather checks, and a few laughs along the way – cl...

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Bonus Episode because we stared recording and then our guest rocked up & we thought you'd like to hear from the Tsunami survivor - She's back and well you be the judge whether she's happy about it or not.


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Ralphy: Race Track Ralphy

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August 13, 2025 51 mins

This one felt like being at an aussie backyard BBQ, candid, a bit of mayo and full belly laughs

Enjoy our chat with Premiership Captain - Tony Shaw


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Ralphy: Race Track Ralphy

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It's Maths Science with Sam and Shawy! Few extra people squeezed in the room giving their two bob!


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August 6, 2025 14 mins

Maths Science today, and at this stage of the season with teams resting players sometimes in preparation for finals, other teams who are out of the running, coaches under pressure, and of course 9 teams trying to fit into 8 spots - there's plenty on the line.


We look at the lines, the margins, the totals, and Dane and Ralphy give their best bets.


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