Ep. 388: Clappin BBL Couch Cushions w/ Guest Co-host Comedian Brian Simpson

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of entertainment and celebrity news. Iam your host Xavierira, and I'm your
co host Carla, and y'all gotsomething special for y'all today. We got
a guest in the building. Andnot just any old regular degglar schmglar guests.
We have the one and only misterBrian Simpson in the building. Welcome
Brian, Thank you. Brian said, thank you, thank you. Listen

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to y'all we are recording, andBrian showed up. Brian's looking fly.
Brian has the dopest shades. Iinterviewed Brian last week and the first thing
I jumped on him about was hisshades. Brian keeps a hot pair of
shades. But for those of youwho may not be familiar with Brian,
Brian Simpson is an amazing comedian.He He's an intelligent comedian. One of

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the things I love most about Brianis he don't give a fuck. He
ain't worried about being canceled by nobody. He speaks truth like you feel it
when he talks, and he doeshis stand up you truly feel it.
And he has a wonderful, amazingstand up comedy special right now on Netflix.
So Brian, take a moment tolet us know a little bit about
that stand up special. Check itout. It's called Live from the mother

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Ship. It is the first specialfilm at the Comedy of Mothership in Austin,
Texas, and it's on Netflix rightnow. It was it was likely
in the top ten for a coupleof weeks. As it should be.
As it should be so y'all justmake sure you go out, not even
go out, go in, sitdown and check out this stand up comedy

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special. It is truly a treatto be able to get something of this
magnitude at home. Okay, Andy'all know I tell y'all what to watch
every single month, so please takemy recommendation hop on top of this.
All right, So Brian is goingto be our third mic Nah said,
all I need is one? Micjay Z said, what's better than one?
Billionaire? You say two? We'regoing for threats, We're going for

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three. Okay. Yes, Sowe have topics that we definitely want to
jump into today. And I'm verysuper excited to not only have Brian join
us, but for us to havea male perspective, because I know sometimes
the fellas be listening to the podcastand be like, ah, y'all be
on that bullshit? Right, hasa male perspective in the building, And
I'm really really excited about that.So the first thing that I want to

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get into. Ashanti finally announced thatshe is pregnant and she confirmed her engagement
to Nelly, And I think what'sreally interesting about this is the fact that
girl we've been to you is pregnant? I mean it was you performing in
nighttime t T shirts. But thefirst criticism that she received when people started

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speculating that she might be pregnant isup another baby mama. So she sat
on it, and then when shecame out and announced the pregnancy, she
was like, I'm pregnant, butI got a ring too, I got
a ring too, Bryan, asa celebrity, do you feel pressure too?
Well know I'm asking the wrong dannperson, but do you ever feel

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a level of pressure or do youlisten to your audience and what they have
to say in regards to anything thatyou're doing, or maybe you don't want
to push the envelope or I meanlike nope, right, I mean just
because just because you know, Ilearned them Hallway, like, you can't
live your life for other people.Do you gonna end up being They gonna

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end up still not being happy withwhat you're doing, and then you're gonna
be the only one that they haveit. M Yeah, that's true.
Damn it. You know I toldyou I said the last thing. My
motto is you know everything you gottapretend to get, you gotta you gotta
stay fake. To keep. Youknow, yes, if you're out here
adjusting your audience whims, you're gonnahave to do that forever. Well,

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I know, she blocked the shitout of me on Instagram. Look,
she blocked my asshole. She blockedmy ass on Instagram. And it's crazy
because I don't bother nobody. Carlacan attest to this. I don't bother
nobody I am. So you can'tplease everybody all the time, you know

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how they go. You can't pleaseall the people all that. But what
I'm saying is I got a jobto do. You know what I'm saying,
I have a job to do.You know, I report celebrity news
and entertainment, and y'all be blockingme for reporting stuff. But then it's
I think I catch feelings when I'mlike, y'all block me, but you
ain't block them. And I waskind to you. They dragged your ass.

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So basically, some of y'all mayremember Ashanti had a concert many many
moons ago, and I think itwas her, maybe her and Jarbrule and
since only sold like twenty tickets andshe ended up having to cancel the concert.
Now, I don't make the news. I just reported and I reported
that you know, that situation particularlyhappened, and she blocked me, and

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I was like okay, Like Ifelt like I was creating an awareness post.
So the next time she have aconcert, people will know to come
out. That's what That's what you'regoing wrong with. Yes, think about
how disappointed the people. Think abouthow disappointed the twenty people who had the
tickets were. Yeah, true,true, Listen, at the end of
the days, it's your job,just like you said, and it's not

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gonna always That's why I said,you can't please everybody all the time,
because it's gonna always be somebody pissedoff in the line of work you went,
they ain't gonna be it's gonna you'regonna piss them off one way or
Anothering report in the news, whetherit's positive or negative. They only want
you to speak to about positive.Like that's what it is most people.
Most people don't want to hear,even not saying that it was negative.
But it is, especially when youonly what you said twenty feet how many

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people you said, I mean ticketswas sold twenty tickets. But listen,
you know, as a person,as a person in the in the ticket
selling business, I can tell youthat, like there's a you know,
I mean, I don't I haveno idea what it's like to be on
the the tail end of your career. But but them ticket counts and ticket

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like, that's it's very stressful,you know. Yeah, yeah, a
lot of times you got to spenda lot of money up front on you
on your on your own or youor you know, or it's being advanced
to you by the label. Idon't know how it works in the music
business, but it's like, youwill it cost you money to go through
shows in hopes that you're going tosell ticket to recoup that money. So

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when you know it's you know,when you're a big giant star, you
ain't thinking about it, you know, but when you get it or maybe
or maybe you know, or maybeDr Rube was lying to her just like
five festival promot on trip, youknow, and then she showed up like
twenty that's a fire the fire festivalwith it, and they try to run

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that back. You know, theytried to run it back. I know,
at least change the name dummies exactlysay, even value Jet changed it
was an air tram crash. Youdid not bring up Value Jet. I
hate you, not Value Jet Yo. The first time I got on air

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tran after it was Value Jet Manthe ones I'm doing important disiness. Hmm,
thank you listen, sure, yeah, yeah for real? Yeah,
so okay, so I will shoother bail because I have been in a
situation, you know, when wehave the ice cream Convos anniversary party and
we do tickets, I be stressedout, then a mug like, listen,

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I need to go ahead, moviestickets. Yeah, so all right,
so all right, I have tohave a level of understanding what Ashanti.
But congratulations to her and Nelly ontheir little children and their engagement,
and I just wish them the best. So let's talk about some trash ass
dudes. Brian McKnight. Yeah boy, oh my god, I ever heard

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that name in the long term.Okay, we're back at one. See
what I did right there, BrianMcKnight. So it was funny. I
saw a tweet that said, atleast once a year we have our yearly
reminder that Brian McKnight ain't shit.And if you haven't heard, or if

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you missed the memo, Brian McKnighthas disowned his three biological children, his
o g children, the first children, the two he had by his wife,
the one he had by his mistress. He has completely disowned them.
Two sons and a daughter. Hemarried this woman. I'm assuming she's of
Hawaiian descent. Her name is likekeithly Lee or something like that. But

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when I tell you, he ishead over heels love her dirty drawls like
Brian mckknight is doing the most abouther. But I'm at it a man
loving his woman. But I don'tknow what happened between him and those black
children, because that's what it boilsdown to him and those black children.
But Brian McKnight ain't stunting them inwords. When I tell you, he
literally gets on social media with hiswife's children and he's like, he told

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the daughter, thank you for makingme a girl. Dad, Bro,
you got a daughter, all right, you have a He is wildin,
Brian. Look at Brian's face.He is wilin. He told the step
daughter, thank you for making mea girl. Dad. He went as
far as naming his most recent sonBrian McKnight junior. He already got a

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Brian McKnight junior. He got ablack one. He named his new son
Brian McKnight Jr. Then he hada I think they had enough baby,
and then he did something doofy like, I guess the baby's middle name was
different. Yeah, he legally changedit. That's what I was going to
ask you. Isn't that the newjunior? The new Yes? I thought

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he changed yes, So he legallychanged his name to match the new junior
to eliminate the old junior. Andthen this past weekend. The reason why
I'm talking about this again is becauselast week, anytime Brian mcnight opens his
mouth, people be like, whatabout your black kids? What about your

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other kids? But how do y'allknow? I feel like I need a
tea cup instead of a coffeep No, no, no, see that's why
you need to know. We're gonnaput you on. It's my job,
Brian, this is my job.You got you got on celebrities from the
nineties. I'm like, next thingyou're about to tell me? You know,

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Freddy Jackson had to say, listen, well that was my next topic.
That was my next topic, Brian. You're jumping ahead. But no,
okay, So this so now Brianhas started this thing, and I
guess he's like on some you know, there's a trend of men becoming very

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sassy and and some of y'all mayunderstand what I'm talking about. So Brian
McKnight decided he about to be sassywith us asking him about these black children.
So now once a week he goesinto his comments and if you talk
crazy to him, or if youmake a remark or whatever, he responds
to it on the weekend. Sosomeone made mention of you always like why

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do people always bring up your otherkids anytime you open your mouth. He
started talking about how you have toremove negative and evil people from your life,
even if they related to you.Then someone dropped a scripture in his
comment section, you know something inthe Bible about like forsaking your children and
so on and so forth, andhe said that those youngins were products of

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sin. And he said that thereare products of sin. They were raised
by their mother. So basically he'ssaying, the kids ain't shit, but
it ain't got nothing to do withme because they mama's raised them. And
then on Saturday, I found outthat Nicholas, his second son, is
battling cancer, and you in thestreets of social media talking about him like

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that, that's crazy, yo,that's a damn shame. Like Brian got
he got myntlal health issues. Yeahcause listen, Brian McKnight act like weon't
remember he used to be boxing themhoes and he was never in up.
He was never Brian used to beboxing them hoes, y box libly mouth.
Although I'm like, wasn't all thatmoney you made the product of sin?

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I know that's right, but youit seems like you want to get
rid of the shit you ain't want. Yeah, right, that is you
gotta let's sen okay, okay.And then to add insult to injury,
Nicholas was like, well, twotears in a bucket. If this is
what we're doing, this is whatwe're gonna do. So Nicholas was like,
was it evil when you had mecleaning the dirty condoms out of your

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bathroom before your lady got home whenI was fifteen years old? Was it
evil when you were forging signatures totake money out of our accounts? I
was like, oh, well yeah, real long, so he had so
he ain't even he didn't block themyet, right right right, No,
they're blocked. They you know,they had to go somewhere else and oh

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you know what I'm saying, Buthe got them blocked. Coubrim. Now
you ain't stutting no black children.You don't want to crazy. I don't
understand it. I don't get it. That's like the to me, that's
just the like how much more selfhate can you have in yourself? I
mean to name somebody else Jr.When you got a junior? That's right,
Oh, somebody else did that,y'all. You know I'll go off

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one of different. Didn't. Garydon't. Gary Payton got two sons named
Gary Payton. I think one isjunior and one is the second. I'm
just like George. He got George, George, George, George and George.
But they all right, and theyand they won two, three,
four, five six. You knowhe didn't go you. You disowned you

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too. Now you know he didn'tstart moving around roster spots right right now
like his kids like he a footballkiller. We're gonna have but QB able
to see who nmber right? Wild? It is, It is really wild.
And you know Carla already knows,but I haven't. You know,

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I've had some type of challenging relationshipswith my own kids. But I'll never
get on social media and be likethem kids. Right, make a new
Port Rica. Baby. My grandmamaused to say, poor a Rica.
But I mean damn like, Idon't know. Somebody wrote on Twitter they
said, one thing Brian McKnight gonnado is make sure he go to Hell.

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One thing he gonna do is makesure he go to Hell, not
else and nothing else. Today hemaking sure he go to hell. So,
yeah, you have. I didn'teven know all this. I don't
keep up with all the celebrity happening. Oh, I'm gonna put you on.

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You're gonna have some material when youget off this podcast. Okay,
you go, Ma, you ain'tgotta put your I'm gonna keep it up
up with you. I didn't evenknow Brian mcnight was still alive to you
today. You know, honestly,listen, I'm telling you it is something

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crazy. Okay, So Shine,you know I don't know, man,
Shine, I got this soft spotin my heart for shine. Why not?
I think we all do? Weall know what went down? Oh
all right, I'm sorry, I'msorry. Get get comfortable. So well,

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you know what's funny? I diduntil I heard that the interview he
did recently. Okay, well that'swhat we're talking about today. So you
know nineteen ninety ninety year was nineteenninety nine, took over for the ninety
nine and the two thousand, Yeah, and Diddy, J Low and Shine,

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you know, after the MTV vmas, they made their way to
a Manhattan nightclub for some know,some after party action. You know,
take that, take that. Andat some point in times guns got the
popping, j Loo got the hellup out of there and did he needed
a girl ever since? And thenSeine ended up getting charged. Did he
ended up getting charged? Three peoplewere shot, one black queen was shot

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in the face, and Seine endedup getting convicted. In two thousand and
nine, he was sentenced to tenyears in jail. Two thousand and one,
he was sentenced to ten years injail. He was released in two
thousand and nine after serving eight years. But the US was like, bye
bye, Sean. You got togo back to Belize. You can't stay
here. Sean was deported by leaveyour New York accent, your New York

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listen. Somebody says it's a politician, So I mean you got it.
Nah, Now, Carla, whendid Seine go from sounding like a great
value biggie to sounding like Nelson Mandela. But you got to remember, like
he's been back there for a minute. I guess you gotta like that's his
way he won. I believe Idon't think he would have won with that

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New York accent. You know,honestly, I don't remember ever hearing him
speak. I only heard him rap, so a this might be like a
like a Mandela effect type of thing, right, because a lot of people
was in the comics going on,he always talked like that, you know,
And I was like, Okay,you know he's rapped like Vickie,
So I just assume he talked likethat. Yeah for real, me too,

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I can't remember her speaking. SoSeane did this interview. Now,
first of all, when Sean gotdeported, first round the flaws for Seane,
because Sean went back to Belize andlike totally remixed his life. You're
talking about, I put the piecesof your life back together because he went
over there. He found love,he started a family, he became a
politician. He is making Belize abetter place. So you know, the

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US was like he might be aminister society over here, but over there
he is he's baby Jesus over there. Okay, so he's doing all these
great and amazing things over and beliefeand I really loved the fact that now
that he is a diplomat, hecan come back to the US shuit it
up on his phlegmatic issue, rightis as a diplomat, he could shoot

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he could shoot that same lady inthe face. And Brian, oh they
got immunity, right though, hethat's crazy. You are so right,
what a perspective. So in thisrecent interview, Seine just basically spoke up

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and said that okay, so liulRod's lawsuit has open Pandora's box. Okay,
loul Rod's lawsuit. And the wildpart about Little Rod's lawsuit is if
Diddy had just paid this man hisdamn publishing, we wouldn't have none of
this. True. All he hadto do was pay the man is publishing.

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But he didn't. So litl Rodwas like, all right, bet,
I'm about to tell y'all everything Isaw in the last nine months.
And so fast forward. He saysthat Diddy told him that he was the
one who pulled the trigger in theclub. So then the woman who actually
got shot in the face is likeI've been trying to tell y'all for twenty

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five years that it was Diddy whoshot me in my face. So Shine
is like it's reopening old wounds forhim, but he is so happy that
he feels vindicated by the victim,you know, because you know, the
streets always been talking, the streetsbeen new, but the victim speaking up
and speaking out saying that Seine didnot shoot me. He said he was

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the fall guy. I think wekind of collectively knew that. Yeah,
that's what I think we all knewthat. Like I remember when it happened,
even though and social media wasn't aroundthen, but I you know,
we stuff still got around in thestreet, and it was always said that.
I don't necessarily know if it wassaid that Diddy did it, but
it was always Shine did not shoot. That wasn't shot that. But those

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the same streets told us Sierra hada dick when I was in high school.
Know how much was to that?You know what I mean? You
don't remember that, Yeah I didtoo. That went around for that was
ugly. Yeah, But you knowwhy, you know why I why I
lost a little sympathy for Shine isbecause you know he was the fall guy.

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He didn't. Everyone knew that itthat it was that he took the
fall for Didny. And he getsout of prison after Dawn damn near ten
years lost, his career, lost, his life. Did he ain't give
Diddy, ain't so much as givethis nigga a stoop, a pack of
gum nothing. And then he's sittingup here in this interview and he's saying
everything but but yeah, I agree, he's still sticking to this dumb ass

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street code when it's like we allgot to act like we don't know the
truth, when the truth is sittingright in front of all of a udden,
put the words to the man,you don't owe him ship. I'm
gonna tell you right now, thisthis this this thing in the black community
that non gangsters have to live bythe gangster code, your dad. I'm
telling them everybody. If you thinkI'm going to jail because you stupid,

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you gotta hold I'll get the platand surgery. I'll have another pair of
shades and different cheeks, and I'mnot. I swear to God, I
will not. I will not.They ain't no more fun away, You're
not gonna And then and then Igo to prison for a year and then
you don't even break me off whenI get out. You don't even take
care of me when I get out. Exactly did He was salty because Shine

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switched Shine switched lawyers because at firstdid he was like, we got to
me and you got the same lawyer, and Sean was like, no,
I ain't gonna do that. Soyou know, I guess did he had
a proper still he did? Hedid. He took time for you,
and he didn't snitch on you,right, And it's like, so you're
sitting up here, It's like he'ssitting there, given an interview and he
won't he won't say because the guyasked him directly, and he was like,

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well, I ain't gonna get inall that all I didn't do it.
And the victim said I didn't know. The victim didn't say you didn't
do it. The victim said,did he did it? Yeah, and
you can't say it. And soI'm like, now, you know,
listen, I'm proud of Shine andand and what he's accomplished. I think
I think his story is outstanding,but you gotta let that ship go.

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Bro. You're not a street,dude. No more like, why you
fucking piece of trash? Yeah,yeah, because then he probably ain't gonna
go to prison. Yeah, Idon't think so either. I'm leaving away.
I don't think so. I don'tthink he's going. And I'm like
you, I'm a civilian. Itell people and they don't always say it.
I'm telling you. I love totell him. Yeah, I'm telling

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him. I'm yeah, I'm puttingthe postuff, I'm going line. Yeah,
my followers, right, bro,you gotta hit this. I'ma wait
for y'all to come in, comein, give you a few minutes for
to come in. Please share thislive, share this live. Yeah,

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in no way, ain't no way. Because Shine was the perfect example of
like, I'm not. I'm not, dude, I ain't never did a
heist or robber. Like I'm tellingthem everybody, but I'm not if it
don't involve me. I'm a man, my business, that's right. But
if if I'm going to prison forsomething I didn't do, no, it's

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crazy. Because when I watched thatinterview, I was like, Shine is
definitely a damn politician. He stoppedshort of saying it was diddy. He
literally said she told you who shother? Okay, so did he shot
her? I'm not going to getinto that. I was like, if
that ain't the most politician ship Ihave ever seen, just say, yeah,

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that's what he's trained to do.But yeah, I would say at
this point he went through too muchand you a diplomat, I would that's
I would have said it right there, just literally right at that press.
No, damn, it looks likeyou going. So she said that.
She said that it didn't happen atnight, so it happened on the day.
Right, Well, I'm gonna getinto that, but what the for
real the answer is sitting right thereis like, wow, what because I

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don't know how power. I don'tknow what gives Diddy power. I don't
know why he's power, Like whyeveryone's afraid of him, you know or
you know, I'm not sure whatyou know, what what he's involved in,
what everyone's afraid to? Let that'swhat it gotta be something. Let
Freddy P tell it. You're withFreddy PE, said Freddy P. Say

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next to Freddy went all the wayback to Miami because of did he So?
From what I got when Freddy Pfrom making the band left I don't
know if you remember, remember thedude the rapper from where he from Miami?
Yeah? I think he from remember, And during the show he went
home and just let us left outof nowhere so that he's doing interviews right
now, and he said that didhe told him, what are you telling?
Basically, I buy every house onyour block and turn all the lights.

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Yeah, turn the electric off onthe whole lot. Yeah, it's
wait for you to come outside andbasically have you Yeah. I was like,
damn, I mean, what's thepoint. I guess, right,
right, I guess I think that'sjust more of the flex of the power,
like him trying to his power,like I'll buy your whole block and

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turn the whole and turn off allthe power in the grid, and the
minute you come outside, I'll haveyou pop. Now, you say,
and now to us growing a wellthought out threat, you know, it's
like, well, you don't controlthe power because you buy the house,
so I don't you can get thattype of thread off on something a kid.
He was young, he was akid in the scenes, maybe something

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like that, very young adult.And but at the same time, when
I'm listening to the interview, I'mlike you know, sometimes I'm a person
who tends to get wound up,and then after the fact, I'd be
like, oh, maybe I shouldn'thave said that. Let me go edit.
But Freddie Peele was in the interviewand was like, he said that
to me, and I'm like,yo, I'm out. So I went
back to me and my boys andwe got the burners. He was like,

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I'm probably I don't know about theStatute of limitations. The minute you
say you got to worry about theStatue of limitations, you might get it.
Yeah, he was, because hebasically laid out a murder plot in
that interview. He did. Heliterally laid out a murder plot. I'm
terrified of that dude. He's terrible. I don't know. I'm like you,
I don't know what Diddy, whathe's involved in, what organizem,

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but what it is he got themshut. Why everybody scared of him except
the female victims, right, andthe bodyguards? I don't know, because
I mean, think about how longit took for the female victims to come
forward. Now, the time stampthat it took for the female victims to
come forward, do you think itwas more out of fear or more out
of people not believe in them becauseyou know, you know how society work,

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you know, celebrity and you gota chick. Oh she just a
groupie. Oh she just wanted toknow. You know what's funny is that
applies to a lot of people.But Diddy has always had a villainous aura
like nobody would have. Nobody's defendingDiddy. I mean, I mean,
some people are kind of are,but it's not. It's not like a
cos me or somebody where it's likecard. I mean, what what crime

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would it be hard to believe thatdid he was involved in? You know
what I mean? That's a goodpoint. So I think for Diddy it
was more like I guess going backto that power type of thing. You
know, you know when I knewDidd he was evil for real when he
played and when he was in Carlito'sway. Remember that he was in Carlito's
way too. I think I ain'tsee Carlile. I thought, I remember

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the first one, Diddy was thebad guy in Carlito's way. He's not
gonna look at up. I couldbe wrong about the what movie was,
but I think it was Carli toHe was the villain and he played the
ship out that role and I waslike, that's him. I ain't never
seen him. I ain't never seenhim act that well in nothing. And
he killed that ship. He wasscary, and I was like, Oh,
that's really him. That's a ain'tno way. Yeah. Yeah.

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But if you think about his Carfaxreport, he has shown us crazy along
the way. I mean he gotjustin damn near kicked out of U c
l A. He down there swinginga kettlebell at the damn football coach.
Yeah. True, Like you've shownsigns of and of assaulting people right that?
Who wait? Who do he recentlylike the last person in the club.
Who do you have to check?Or who he put his hands on?

(30:22):
I cannot Drake, That's what Iwas thinking about. Wasn't d Drake.
That's what it was, Drake.It was baby, Yeah, baby,
his face was pink. That wastoo Yeah, yeah, it was
Yeah. I ain't. I ain'tcrossed the border for this ship. That's

(30:45):
what I'm saying, is like,why is why is everyone afraid of him?
He must is he? Is hethe mob? I Mean That's what
I'm trying to figure out. Ijust think a lot of them are talking
too, because they could be incriminated. A lot of them was with the
ship. That's what I think hegot, he got, he got incriminating.
Well, that's that's the other thingthat that that I don't know about,

(31:06):
because it's like, you know alot of these people, they you
know, they benefited from the theybenefited from the debauchery. Right. It
was like just like you didn't wantto go through that freaky ship, right,
but the dud knew it was theobstacle for your success, and then
you did it, and now you'resuccessful, and now you're looking back like

(31:26):
you know, you you know youwere coerced or whatever, but you're keeping
all that money you can or ifhe even paid you. Right, Listen,
let me tell you when I gota reality check about bad Boy Records,
because it was a point in timein my life when I had musical
dreams. Brian, we'll talk aboutthat on another day, another time.
And at some point in time,growing up in Jersey, being on bad

(31:49):
Boy would have been a dream forme until I saw what happened to Total
and Faith and everybody else. Butonce I got to Atlanta, I remember
when one of my girls that Iwas working with Like, girl, you
ain't gonna never believe who I sawin the Wick office today And I was
like, what are you the WickOffice? She was like, girl,
you know the little the one inone twelve that'd be like keep it Wick

(32:12):
Office. Wow, Wick Office.So it's like, you know, that's
when I really learned, like,yo, this the music industry ain't really
what you think it is. Butat the end of the day and we'll
wrap this segment up and take abreak. I really think that did he
got mind control over people, becauseit has to be mind control for g
Depp to go to jail and servethirteen years on a on a life sentence,

(32:38):
get his sentence commuted. Tell methat did He didn't visit him,
not one day in prison, didnot acknowledge him as soon as he got
locked up. Did he dropped himfrom the label. And the first thing
he said when he got out ofjail Ao puff Man ou Donn wrote four
hundred songs in jail man, I'mtrying to find you, yo. Just

(32:58):
if anybody know how I can reachpuff Man, I'm ready to make some
music. G dep you can cometo my house. I gotta you could
lay me back here? Are youserious right now? Said, to be
fair, this nigga hasn't seen aniPad. He don't know how you right,
that's it is going to make itsown music. Yeah, that sure.
I want to say, like,you gotta get him a past,

(33:20):
you gotta get I mean, yeah, he probably don't even know that,
Like good Times ain't on TV nomore. He like it's a cartoon.
Now we're gonna tell you. I'mgonna tell you. But I'm like,
damn, like what, yeah,I know somebody sent him a kite in
jail to let him know what's goingdown out here. Like the first thing

(33:42):
out his mouth was he wanted toreconnect with Diddy, someone who completely abandoned
him over the last thirteen years.What did g dep go to the prison
for? Was it for? Didhe? No, he went to jail
for murder. So g Depp robbedsome dude and it was a white man.
He righted, and he's shot himwhen he robbed him, and his

(34:02):
conscience like ate him up, andhe started drinking and drugging, and he
got high one night and went intothe precinct and was like, yo,
I think I murdered somebody. Andthey were like boom. They connected the
dots and was like, oh,yeah, you did. You murdered mister
Hankle so and we're gonna give youthis real hot life sentence real quick.
But once he got into jail,he got a degree. He started putting

(34:25):
together the programs and trying to helpother inmates kind of rehabilitate themselves. He
turned into a model inmate, andthe governor commuted his sentence after he served
thirteen years. Often he turned itselfin. He tell yeah, yeah,
another damn fool you got away withit. I'm trying to be in my

(34:46):
prayer clauset like Lord, right rightright, ain't no way, like Lord.
I'm definitely not going to prison forfree. He turned himself in.
Somebody doing investigation. Okay, y'allgonna get my DNA, my fingerprints something.
I'm gonna work. Yeah, youwork. I'm gonna work to get
this case. I'mna be on thefirst forty eight and forty nine. You

(35:07):
no, I ain't nothing, ain'tnothing. Remember the officer Mason who used
to do her hair at the desk. I gonna have to come Caroline Mason,
she gonna have to come get me. And she ain't gonna get me
off. No coke and no bagof chips either. All right, y'all,
So we're gonna go ahead and takea break, and when we come
back, I want to talk aboutChris Brown, dis and Quabo Yo.

(35:30):
Hip hop is in a very weirdspace right now. It's very I mean,
look, okay, guys, weare back, all right. So
Chris Brown over the weekend. Iwake up on Saturday morning, wipe the
crust down my I see who's thispage and me? And why is my
man popped from the barber shop?Anyway, I'm looked up and they like,

(35:50):
Chris Brown done this the ship outof court. Yeah, I'm like,
oh, he must have went tohis Instagram story and wrote something crazy.
They like, nah, nah,it's a track. I pull up
the weakest link. It was noton my twenty twenty four bingo card that
Chris Brown was going to be thehardest rapper of twenty twenty four. It

(36:13):
wasn't he been spitting though he has. He been dropping mixtapes, wrap mixed.
I think any done about three orfour mixtapes rapping, and he's been
a good He's been a good rapper, I mean talented. It's crazy it
is. He is definitely incredible JamieFox level of talent now where it's like

(36:34):
he's very good at dancing, singing, rapping, chavn ship all right,
he's an artist like he got.He is very very ball. He could
play back like Chris Brown can balltoo. Like it's Chris Brown. I
might have to challenge you, Brianon that he may be more talented than
Jamie Fox. Hear me out,hear me out, hear me out,

(36:59):
hear me out, hear me out, hear me out, hear me out.
Singing, No, because Jamie.The things Jamie can do with his
voice is just unmatched. Acting.Chris Brown can't get him one acting because
stomp it what was it, stompthe arts or whatever, that ain't gonna
get it. But I ain't seenJamie dance. I ain't heard Jamie rap,

(37:22):
Jamie with the art okang. Soit's like different little things that might
edge him out a little bit.If we're doing a like you know,
a checklist, but two incredibly talentedpeople like Jamie Fox's top tier talent.
But this disc track, Chris Brownhad Quavo for breakfast, lunch and then

(37:45):
in between nap time the first ina long time where most of the comments
were like, well, Cuevo shouldn'teven respond, Yeah, straight up,
it's not even yeah, absolutely right, and the subliminal like I love that
he called him out like he saidthem, ain't no, we ain't no

(38:07):
trying to figure out who he talking. We know exactly what we're talking about.
We know he talking about saw Weedytoo. You know, I call
her sed he talking about saw Weedytoo. So my question to you all,
there is a line in the songof course Chris Chris Brown just completely
demolished Quavo, and I would beI'm gonna just say it, Chris Brown's

(38:29):
weakest link is harder than Kendrick's verse. It's harder than all that stupid stuff
Drake doesn't drop. It's harder thanit's more. I think it's more aggressive,
more aggressive. This this has hithim up. Yeah, h yeah,
no vacilating energy. The people thatreally hate he really hates them,
right, people will get all thebest rap beefs were real beef. It

(38:57):
wasn't just rap. That's true thatyou got. You know, Kendrick don't
really hate Jake Hole and Drake likethat, you know, so they so
who's the best lyricist. You know, that's gonna be cute. But I
mean maybe the thing with Drake mighteat up. I mean, I'm still
hoping. Kendrick, I don't know, but Kendrick Lamar dropped the hardest,

(39:20):
the hardest tract of the year,and and and then and I'm gonna give
Taylor Swift number two. They said, Kim, I'm gonna give Taylor Swift
number two. Yeah, we gotwe got Taylor Swift out here dropping dis
track. It is weird. Igotta find a blogger to this. At

(39:43):
this point, I told you Iwanted this, but I'm at the fist
that's gonna turn real. Have tofly out to the A. Yeah,
Brian, me and Carl got totell you about the time Carl had to
stop me from fighting in Walmart ina body shaper, a damn body shape,
trying to fight the hardlu. Ithought we was going. I thought,

(40:06):
I just knew. We've been,we've been and wall Yeah, at
in the morning, I wanted attwo in the morning. Was in the
morning, Yeah, it was aboutYeah, it was. It was a
series of unlikely events that led usto a Walmart at two o'clock in the
morning, look into it looking forthirty ft ladder. All right, yeah,
just the first ic seed part.Wait a minute, now, the

(40:29):
statue let me tell you right,Yeah, we're good. All right,
so we're gonna give you the conviencedversion. But we'll get into it a
little later. But first ic Seeparty, ice Cream Convos celebration party,
and next year, Brian, wehave in the party. I would love
for you to be like our guestof honor. Next year we'll be celebrating
fifteen years of ice cream convos.Pretty dope. We usually have it in

(40:52):
the October. Okay, okay,so mhmm, no, No, we're
gonna do next next year, nextyear, next year. This is our
fourteenth year. I have to doa sweet sixteen for my daughter this year,
so that's the she she want totap my pockets this year. So
we'll do ice cream convos next year. All right. So first ice cream
Convos party. Everything was going good. Few little awkward situations. I had

(41:16):
an old friend who I used tobe tight with come and and then Carl,
my old best friend. It wasit was like bride'smaid. It was
like my old best friend trying tooutdo my new best friend. So Carla
is my new best friend. Soit was a lot of tension throughout the
night, little shady stuff or whatever. So we go to the party.
After the party, all of thedudes hit the strip club. They went

(41:38):
straight the pin Ups in Atlanta.They was at Pinups, right, They
wasn't. They was at Pus.Okay, So all the dudes, all
the husbands and the boyfriends and allthe other fellas that came in town for
the party, they all went tothe strip club. Us. We were
like, oh, we're gonna goback to the house and take these heels
off because our feet hurting. Yes, we get back to the house and
realize we locked out, but thatroom window was open. So we were

(42:02):
gonna go to Walmart because we ain'twant to interrupt. You know, you
don't want to snatch no men awayfrom seeing some clapping cheeks, you know
what I'm saying, especially right,So our plan was to go to Walmart
and buy a thirty foot ladder,well we say thirty foot, but to
buy a ladder so we can climbup the side of my house at two
o'clock in the morning and dresses gettingYeah, so you didn't interrupt the homie

(42:29):
getting laid so we ain't interrupt somecheeks clapping in their faces. You see
you see, you see how I'ma giving I'm a saint. Okay,
I'm gonna have a VIP room inheaven. But that's another conversation, all
right, So we so mind youstill the old best friends, still making
shady comments towards the new best friend. So by the time we get to

(42:50):
the house, Carla turned around andwas like, yo, what the fuck?
Like, what's up? Because youkeep you playing with me all night?
I try to be nice and what'sslopping? So now I'm like,
okay, it doesn't hit the fan. So even after it hit the fan,
we all got in my car togo to Walmart. It's two o'clock
in the morning. We walking aroundWalmart. We looking for a ladder.
Old best friends just study. Wegotta be in You're getting looking for up.

(43:15):
This is so stupid love us.So I turned around, I was
like, yo, what's up.We're in a hardware section. She's still
yapping. She just yapping, yapping, yapping, And I finally lose my
cool and I'm like this, what'swhat's good? Because I'm tired. You've
been talking all night. You've beenplaying with Carla all night. What's up?
She was like, Eh, I'mnot the broke bitch in this crib.

(43:37):
That was it. You put aspin on me that. Now,
that wouldn't have hit so hard ifat the time I kind of was the
broke bitch. It wouldn't have hitso hard if I at the time,
because you know, at the time, like ice cream combos, it was
our first year, so I'm stillin that growing stage of trying to you

(44:00):
know, get the business off theground, and and so on and so
forth. And she had made likea sponsor. She was like one of
the sponsors of the party, soshe gave money to the party, so
she felt like she financed the partywith a with a donation. And when
she came she was also like,I have the perfect dress. I got
this dress I want you to wear. I got because I already had a
little outfit. She was like,no, no, no, I got
the dress I want you to wear. I got the dress. So I

(44:22):
had on the dress that she hadchose for me. So she hands me
with I ain't the broke bitch andthe crew, so you know what I
had to do. Brian I hadto come out of the dress. I
forgot all about that. She cameout the dress in the middle of Walmart,
just came out of it, justcame out the dress. Here,
got your shit, here, gotyour ship. Because what y'all what you're

(44:42):
not gonna do. Let's try totake my endp You're not about to diddy
me in the in the in thehardware section of Walmart. So I come
out the dress. So now I'min the body shaper. So Carla is
like, Okay, she can't bein here running around in a body shap
Security, remember they called security,came over and I'm like, and mind
you, this is my first trickliterally to Atlanta, Like and you know,

(45:04):
I'm from up top, so I'main't I'm thinking about getting locked up
downside, like I'm out of town. We're about to get booked in Georgia
the first time. So I'm like, I'm literally like trying to get her.
That's why I tried to grab Ifshe did to take that, if
you didn't have to take your shoesoff, you would have hit you would
have hit her. Yeah, youwould hear her. Security They're like security
to the back. That security thehardware security, the hardware. Yes,

(45:25):
now I'm trying to find her pajamas, and then I'm trying the whole time.
I'm in level head. But thenthe girl started kept with this.
I don't know what the fuck shesaid. Oh no, I know what
it was. By the time,so we're in the back of the store
of hardware. Carla found some pajamasfor me to actually put some clothes on
because I'm in a body shaper inWalmart at two am. We on some

(45:45):
real inward time crazy and Walmart,and I'm fuming. I'm I'm pissed you
playing with me. She steady,still talking, steady still talking. She
never threw her hands up. Sheain't really want to do nothing. She
ain't want to like, she ain'twant to rumble with that be. So
she's just talking her dump and I'msquared up. I'm ready to go.
So Carla is pulling me like,look, it ain't worth it, Like

(46:07):
come on, like, we notgoing to jail tonight for this, you
know, we just now mind you. At one point, I don't know,
Carla, was it you or somebodyelse who sent the bat signal to
the strip club? Y'all need tocome that was I think Marie did.
I think nobody says the bat signalto the strip club, like y'all need
to come quick because Zobi about toget arrested in Walmart because she's trying to

(46:28):
beat up the other person. SoCarla is pulling me. By this time,
we worked our way to the frontof the store because Carla is trying
to buy these pajamas to get outof the body shaper. So Carla pulling
me, She's trying to talk medown, like, yo, come on,
come on, chill out, chillout, it ain't worth it.
And she turned to carl and waslike, I know you ain't talking about
something something. Oh yeah, shewas whoa Philly. It turned into me

(46:55):
grabbing Carla and I'm in a bodyshaper, Carla dragging me down the all
like yo, I no, youdon't want it with me. So now
it's like, oh, okay,it was, but I was mad.
The security still on the way.No, I don't know why she left
the store and Marie, the othergirl we was with, that that's a
whole nother story. She ended upgetting her out of the store. They

(47:16):
were outside. We ended up payingfor the pajamas. The lady act like,
ain't nothing happened? Remember y'all throwon the night, like, how
y'all doing so long story? Sure, we ended up, mind you,
this girl from up top too.We ended up leaving her ass white where

(47:36):
she was at, and we stilldon't know what happened she got back to
Jersey. We don't know nothing.She got left right where she was at.
So yeah, so then the fellascame home. They was like,
oh man, what happened? Butthey was trying to see some cheeks clapping,
so they was a little bit upset, you know. Yeah, they
took their time, though, theytook their time getting home. They sure
did came most and like bath andbody works, y'all ain't slick? Member,

(48:00):
when all the strippers used to wearthe pair from Victoria's Yes, yes,
so women, a gang of strippersshowed up to the rescue. No,
the fellas left the strip club.They had to come. You know,
they had to come because because myhusband was the one who had the
key to get us in the house, so he had to come home.

(48:22):
What we never got the ladder.We never got the ladder. We had
to I had to pull him awayfrom the clapping cheeks I was like,
Nah, you gotta come let mein the house before I go to jail.
Yeah, that wasn't the grabb ofthe ladder wasn't the best plan A.
No, you know what I'm saying, not at all. We should
have never took our ass in there. No, but we tried to be

(48:44):
you know, we tried to doour best. We tried to do our
best. All right. So look, before we get off of this,
Chris Brown and Quavo, I wantto go back to this real quick,
because in the song, Chris Browndropped the line where he basically told Quavo
that take off died but everybody wishit was. Really my question to you,

(49:05):
Brian and Carla, did Chris Browngo too far with that line?
No? No, because because okay, okay, well I'm gonna let you
want. You want to go first, Carlo, No, you go ahead,
you go ahead, because I wantto hear because I'm like on the
fence. I want I need tohear why. Because I'm on the fence
with it. I'm gonna tell you. I'm gonna tell you why. I
feel like he didn't go too farbecause what is that word too? That's

(49:29):
doing a lot of work too far, mean father than I intend? No
he like he because for me isabout like, are you willing to deal
with however it's turned out? Youknow? And you can hear all the
aggression in his voice. True,that's exactly how far he wanted to go.
Too far? Mean you you wentfurther than you intended or further that

(49:50):
you can handle. Chris Brown's like, yo, I meant that, I
don't. It wasn't too far.So I mean, that's real hatred.
That's like, he don't don't thatdude. And he was saying like like
they went he went in basketball tournamentsand saying Quavo at the press conference years
So it's like and no truth fallif you willing to deal with the confluences

(50:10):
of the reaction. Hm hmm.Sure. That's a good point. Good
point, And it was true.That's what people were saying. That's what
I was going to say. Thepiggyback off of that, I was gonna
say, well, he's not lying, because everybody, if you ain't say
it. When we saw that video, everybody and they had it said that

(50:31):
ship should have been Quabo instigated thatship. That ship should have been Quabo
not take off, take off wasmine and his business. That's a good
yeah, that he wasn't even involvedin the man that that take off wasn't
even involved in. Right, Yeah, so you so you got a point.
People worse even there was a timeI didn't say it, but there

(50:51):
was a time like damn, thisguy just died for because of Quaver.
Mm hmm. Yeah. So hada good point. Yeah, so no,
I have to say no to Idon't think it was too far,
And you know, I like Brian'spoint. Brian made a great point about
saying, you know, too faris when you feel like you've stepped beyond
your own Chris Brown doubled down onit. He was like, they said,

(51:15):
Breezy, youre going too far.I say that. He double down
on it, like, no,I'm not. I meant it. Yeah,
right right after he said the line, he was like, don't say
that, Chris, gotcha, youknow, so like, no, that's
what he wanted to do, LikeJake Cole went too far. I was
like, how many y'all think KendrickLamar is the best MC let me hear

(51:35):
dream forge. I need j Coleto go over the bows. Like it's
like you know, no, no, not too far. That's like,
these these dudes are sort people forgetwhen when Beans and Styff he was beefing,
Oh yeah, each other's kids.Yes, that you got a good

(51:57):
point. That was really when Biggytold you what beef is. Yes,
your bridge fu in that bridge?Yeah, yeah, too far. I
mean no, no, that's whatrapp that's that's that's it. I mean,
it's not hip hop, it's that'sstreet ship. But yeah, but
not you know, part of hiphop though, because that's what's been going

(52:20):
on for you know, l Ll L and B really didn't like each
other, like they really hated eachother. He won way back. They
really hated each other, like talkingabout downtown st like ship it went down
on one twenty ninth Street. Yeah, and as far as wrapping goes,

(52:42):
well, I don't think anybody islike, oh, Quavo got Cravo got
the bars to come out. Idon't think something. Let me tell y'all
something. It ain't enough skirt skirtsin the world for him. Now,
let me tell you something. Letme tell you something. If I would
tend I was out of the countryand didn't know that song, yob that's
all he could do. I thinkreally is the weakest link. That's why

(53:06):
it was so funny. As soonas I seen, before I even heard
Chris open his mouth and I sawweakest link, I'm like, oh,
that's the obvious. We all knowhe was the weakest when it lyrically in
the group and then had a pictureof him eating a Glizzy. He said,
I put a migo on a ventilator. I said, oh, Chris,
and it was one. It wasone or two falling verses like just

(53:28):
all. That's when I was waitingfor something direct, right sublimer, like
you know, Jake trying to winthe Internet? Now like this, you
know, yeah, you got apoint. He just said something that makes
sense, Drake trying to win anInternet. Chris like, I got them
streets came out talking that red talkingthat gang ship. I see why.

(53:51):
I see why Drake wrapped it upwith Chris Brown and they did that little
song together because Chris Chris crazy,yes, and he got game time right,
yeah, he clame blood real quickearly. Yeah. See, I
don't I don't understand why dudes getrich and then join the game. It

(54:13):
doesn't either to me or wait tillthey get twenty five thirty years old.
I guess it's crazy how he gofrom yeah to being in the blood.
Wait, so I have the lyricshere, and for me personally, I
had a good key key when whenChris Brown said that they used Quabo's last
album to roll the weed up onit, I thought that was funny doing

(54:37):
physical copies no more so that waslike an old school Yes, I love
that. I like that, Yeah, because I think Jada Jada might have
been one of Jada's the one Iremember saying that he breaked up. We
put somebody it was somebody FD.I remember Jada saying it. I just
can't remember. Yep. He said, I'm playing chess with a checker player.
I'm a ticking bomb on the detonator. I ship on you, niggas.

(55:00):
I'm a defecator. I put ameg on that event. Those bars
right there, I was like,yeah, it's so many he was,
he was going it wasn't there wasno there was no weak bars in that.
He was okay. So Jill Scottcaught some she caught some heat yesterday.
That's crazy because she got on socialmedia and she just basically was like,

(55:22):
yo, Chris Brown is so talented. He can sing, he can
act, the look, the danceand all of that. And someone was
like, well, and she said, it can't be debated. Let me
tell you what she said exactly verbatim. She said, Chris Brown is amazing.
How does anybody sing like that,dance, look, act and rap

(55:43):
like that? Beyond gifted? Itappears exceptional people have to go through exceptional
fire. There's nothing to debate.Someone wrote back and said, well,
I think the women he's abused woulddisagree. Now here we go. Now
here's the thing. Both things canbe true. Okay, both things can

(56:07):
be true. But here's where Ifeel like Jill Scott went wrong. Jill
Scott decided to tell a personal storyof why she can say that Chris Brown
is talented despite his transgressions. Shegoes, I doubt it that the women
that he abused would disagree. Mymother's ex husband was a mean, violent

(56:29):
man, Carla. This is pointingat y'all up in Philly. My mother's
ex husband was a mean, violenthuman and he could lay foundation better than
anyone in my city. What hedid was cement was all inspiring. We
got away and he got a raisedand praised for his ability. God dealt

(56:51):
with the rest ma'am. If wetalk about niggas abusing women, I don't
care about your stepfather lay in concreteand Philly and a right. Nah,
I feel you, but you gottagive nigga since they brought it up,
she wouldn't have had to do firstof all, like what pisces me off?
Like with the internet is at theend of the day, like what
she said, what the hell waswrong with that? What do his abuse

(57:14):
have to do? A talent?So that thing that goes back to me.
I feel like if somebody's talented,they're talented. Hey, none of
us, none of us are perfect, right, every last one of us
has a talent, and every lastone of us got some shit with us.
We done did something right? Shouldwhen we go whatever our talent is,
or when you a job, whateveryou do that you do, should
you always be judged on what you'vedone? Like whatever with that on the

(57:37):
outside as far as your talent,Like imagine going to work in your job
saying, nah, you fired becauseyou beat your your man or your woman
ass last night. You can't comeback, Okay. So here's here's my
here's my pushback on that. I'mnot I'm not mad at like, I
agree with you there. I feellike Jill Scott trying to give like this

(57:57):
stupid ass personal story to justify Ijust would have ignored the chick who said,
what about the women? The womenhe abused? Right now, I
agree with that, But I sawshe was trying to do at the end
of the day because at the endof the day she like we left.
That still don't mean he can't likehe can't lay concrete, right, It
still doesn't mean that you're not talentedjust because of a sin of just because

(58:20):
of something that you've done. Itdoesn't take the talent away, right right,
He explained herself because she know howto Internet work, but it backfired
on her because people are idots andpeople see everything in black and white,
and there really is a great areathere is, Like if right now,
after all this time, we foundout Whitney Houston was an abuser, you
wanna turn around say she can't singright because you know some some new ship.

(58:45):
It's like you want, oh,you sit around and act like you
never thought the Cosby Show was dope. Right, It's like you or you
know, it's like listen, youknow we find out, oh you know
Einstein, you know was funking hiscousin. So now eat on mc square,
right right right, you know,and so she should she should have

(59:06):
stated the fact and then shut thefuck up. Why you in your comments?
I don't I don't go I don'targue with people in my comments,
especially people with account You don't getI talked, I talk for money.
You don't get to You don't getto argue with me free. I know
that's right. I love that people. That's not even a fan of yours
anyway. People, the people commentingon the internet are the people that got

(59:29):
time. I don't got time.I'm busy. I don't got time,
and it's away I've never wanted,you know, you know the old saying
they said, you know, arguingon the internet is like the special Olympics.
You know, it's like, nomatter who wins, both of y'all
still slow. Right, yeah,right. So it's like I ain't a

(59:50):
going to argue with you on theLike I said what I said, you're
trying to clarify and and the thingis you're trying to talk about a nuanced
subject through text, and we weall know that you right, that's the
problem I'm saying. I see whereshe was coming from, Like I know
where, I guess cause I'm lookingat it. Where a brain where I
know where she was trying to gowith it. I'm not explaining and z
I will tell you I agree witheverything you say. I ain't explaining shit

(01:00:12):
to nobody. Zeke, I ain'teven on social I could care less with
people what people say. But Isaw what Jill. She should have shut
up. I agree. I sawwhat she was trying to do, and
unfortunately a backfire. Ar Yeah,because it's like even with me, I
told someone yesterday, I had totell somebody Jill Scott. Eventually, she
wrote. Eventually she got to thepoint of saying just because a person is

(01:00:37):
talented doesn't make them a good person, because by the time they wore her
down, she just she was like, all right, boom here I am.
But my thing is this, Iwrote that. I was like,
yo, I'm interested to see andhow Chris Brown is going to react to
Jill Scott. Like first Jill jumpedout there and was like, oh,
he's so amazing, he's so talented. He blah blah blah blah blah.
And then after the internet chewed herup, she wrapped her whole thing up

(01:01:00):
by saying, just because someone istalented, it doesn't make them a good
person. I know, Christopher MauriceBrown, he gonna skip all that other
shit and get right to that lesson. And when she was like, just
because somebody has pounded, it doesn'tmake them a good person, right,
I was interested to see how hewas going to respond to that. Someone
was like, well, it's trueand something something, and I was like,
I didn't say one. Thing thathappens with me because I work on

(01:01:22):
the internet is people tend to putwords in my font Just stick to what
I wrote, don't have nothing,don't take nothing away, to stick to
what I wrote. And this isa situation what happened with Jill Scott.
She gives this fable or she givesthis story about her own personal experience,
and people inserted what they wanted toinsert. They translated it the way they

(01:01:43):
wanted to translate it. But myquestion to both of you is like,
at what point does something, Imean, even after seven years, some
shit fall off your credit report afterseven years, Like, at what point
does Chris Brown get to to outlivehis mistakes? Because I mean, we're

(01:02:05):
still talking about the Rihanna incident withthat was like two thousand and eight or
twenty eighteen, something crazy like that. Like we're still talking about things that
he has done almost two decades agowhen he was a teenager, And I'm
like, well, I'm glad you'rean't got my card X report because I'd
have been canceled. So it's like, at what point do we allow someone
to move past their biggest mistakes ormove past that big imperfection on their reputation.

(01:02:34):
Because every single time Chris Brown openshis mouth or does something, it's
like, no, but you beatwomen. But that's because that's a whole
movement I believe against Chris Brown.I think what Chris Brown situation is different.
Like Chris Brown literally was on hisway literally being the next Michael Jackson,
Like we saw the kid on Doublement, like we were seeing him on
commercials. So I just feel likewhen the incident happened, it's like a

(01:02:57):
whole movement that just just a thatdude's career. Yeah, remember when Beyonce
would and jay Z wouldn't come tothe world. Oh I forgot about that,
yuh yeah. And so but here'sthe thing. He decided that he
decided the whole cancel culture thing.The only people that ever really truly get

(01:03:20):
canceled are the one we talked aboutthis, the ones that's not that's misrepresenting
who they are. Like Chris hadthis whole manicured public image of the good
boy, you know, a goodchurch boy that just super dupid talented and
really all god shucks, nice guyand really him. And then as soon
as he you know, as soonas he got in trouble, he came

(01:03:42):
back like, nah, I'm actuallyreally this hard nigga, you know,
right, And so I think somepeople will never get over that, you
know, some people, some peoplewill never forgive him. But for me,
it's like, you don't get totell people how to feel. Yeah,
I feel about Chris Brown. Youyou don't control my playlist, you
know. Yeah, yeah, listen, if you disappointed in me, you

(01:04:04):
know, tell me after the liveshow. So I know you bought a
ticket. I ain't arguing with no. I know that's right. If you
were playing, I owe you something. If you just ow you ship right
up, straight up, you areabsolutely crest. You're playing you a conversation.

(01:04:24):
But if you something just them,I ain't about to down time if
you love Chris mayn say that,you know, because and they keep it
moving. Yeah. I condemned hisbehavior in the past or whatever, but
right he's he taliened in the motherfucker, you know. And and a lot
of people I don't, but alot of people, you know, believe

(01:04:45):
Michael Jackson was guilty and hating thisship the most person exactly. I mean,
listen if you if we want totalk. And this is something I
was thinking about this morning before wedid the podcast, and I was like,
well, I mean, a alot of the musical greats, and
I'm pretty sure people crazy in allspectrums of entertainment, but it's usually music

(01:05:06):
that really stands out the most.Chris bur I mean it was James Brown
was a whole food. Brown wasa whole this gather up the brown Chris
Brown, Brown, James Brown.You know, my tie said that Prince
abused her. My my taste.I called her my tie. Damn I

(01:05:28):
need a drink. I called hera drink. My taste said Prince abused
her. Al Green got the gritsthrown on him for a damn reason.
You know. Historically they said SammyDavis Jr. Was fucking up bitches with
his good eye. You know,you know what, it's a history especially

(01:05:48):
in music, right, you know, it's a history in life though,
like in life, the stuff goon, right, that's what we get
too for putting seleven on this gotthem pedestal like her, not on this
higher than bigger than life. Likethere are people just like they do the
same ship you do that we arebecause because it just it just seemed like
that, right, like it's it'sit's I remember, uh you know when

(01:06:14):
when all the stuff was going onin the Me Too movement and comediately canceled,
and they asked Bill Bird about it, and he's like, if you
line it's not a problem in Hollywood. It's like if you line up a
thousand plumbers, ten of them israpists. You know it's you would do
that with any group. It's notmusicians. I mean, because you know
that it's the tenure name. Butthink about the thousands and thousands and thousands

(01:06:35):
of musicians that ain't refusing women,you know what I mean. I mean
maybe it's like the really talented ones. I don't know, right right,
yeah, yeah, I noticed frombeing in comedy only, But like everybody
that's really really super amazingly talented ishow they they look at it. Yeah,

(01:06:58):
I always say that, Okay,Okay, I always And because what
is creativity is thinking of things thathaven't been thought of, making connections that
haven't been thought of. And soyou've got to be on a different frequency
and you can't turn off. Youdon't get to control where your brain is,
what frequency your brain is on,you know, without drugs. So

(01:07:20):
it was like all of them arejust a little off. I mean some
people will say I'm off a littlebit, you know, but my headphones
at an autistic pace, you know. But that's hilarious because Carla told me
I'm on the spectrum. She waslike, a friend, you want to
I got spectrum, so I recognizeit something. So I'm like, does

(01:07:46):
that mean forgive? No, Idon't forgive, but I'm still going to
enjoy the music because here's the otherthing there. The music don't belong to
the Like once you put out thatbelonged to the universe, it's like like
it ain't yours. I could dowhatever, I could do whatever I want.
Like you know how people sit aroundand go what did this what did

(01:08:06):
this painting mean? What did theartist mean you know, what does it
mean to you? It doesn't matterwhat he Yeah, Yeah, that's my
song that you know it's it's that'sthe song. That's the song that reminds
me of my fifth birthday party.Yeah. Yeah, the song that made
me remember my grandmother's smile. I'mnot gonna you don't get to take that
from me because you're a fucking hoopof ship. That's a good point.

(01:08:29):
I love it, Brian put stuff. I like the way you broke that
down because I had went a longtime request and I'm not because I know
we gotta move on not listening toR Kelly. I ain't gonna listen to
nothing. I love R Kelly,mind you right, love his music.
Talented guy. So one day I'msitting there to myself and I'm like,
I forget what song came on andI just listened to I. I said,
I'm a fool this man, thisis a this is an art.
Why am I gonna stop and enjoyingthis song? Right? Something I always

(01:08:54):
loved just because of something he did. Well. You know, when I
started listening to R. Kelly again, when I found out he he didn't
own his catalog momo, you won'tget this stream, maga. I was
at home, like, I can'tleave. He ain't getting this stream because
you can't. You're not you can't. You're not allowed to profit in prison.

(01:09:16):
Yep. Yeah. So I wasjust like, you know, because
I don't want nothing to go towardshis books, for him to get a
good attorney. I just don't.I just don't. But but no,
no, but you're right. Youknow, I really really loved that perspective
of once you give the art out, it belongs to the universe. Yeah.
So basically I own your next special. I told uh, I remember

(01:09:45):
a few years ago, we wasat the was at the at the comedy
festival, and we all wanted togo to a strip club, which I
never do, but so we takeseparate ubers. The the car uber they
pulled up, they caught rocking wild. They put up to the club and
they do be trend at the uberdriver. He come in the strip club

(01:10:08):
with us, right, and he'she's just young and he on hard times.
He finish turned himself in the nextday. Me no stop. It
was like three years ago. Okay, I'm good at what you know.

(01:10:29):
I just had had a little blessing. So I damn you know I threw
the kid. I put one hundreddolls. I wanted to through work on
thousand dollars a month. I gavehim a hundred dollars. Come on,
well youre going to prison the mallturn up? You know, he puts
He puts a couple of dollars out, and then I see him in my
periperal he putting the money in hispocket. I say, oh no,
no, no, no, rightthat one hundred dollars belong to the universe

(01:10:50):
and the hose. So he's tryinghis commentsary. Yeah, it's like it's
out there. But you know,like that's why your going to put you
know how the energy poll to flow? Dog right? You mess the hold

(01:11:15):
you about to go to You aboutto go turn yourself in turn use that
money to turn up. That's whatI've got, don't I'm gonna keep it
in my pocket and here for what? Who? What they a'g gonna do
nothing but take it into take itinto the You come out like what you
stupid? Do you think that?Do you think you like? Now you
got one hundred dollars. You don'thave to have a public defender that's not

(01:11:35):
enough, you know, you speakingof the strip club. Since we're going
left and after we talked about this, will take another quick break. Listen,
I went to the strip club.It's called pin Ups in Atlanta and

(01:11:55):
Carlor what what what did we callher? Did we call her bay?
What was the name that we hadfor Herbert her? Now, I'm not
on the l G B, tQ. I a community, but sometimes
I come to the party and Iwas in the strip club and I saw
this girl. And you know howyou can always see one girl or one

(01:12:16):
dancer. Oh, you don't goa lot. But when you went,
I know you probably peaked. Thatjust looked like she don't belong there,
Just like, how did you?How did you end up here? Brian?
I don't. I don't seen alot of pretty people in my life.
To be fair, Carrie Hilson,the singer, is probably probably the
most beautiful human being I've ever seenin person. Carry Hilson. Now the

(01:12:41):
pictures don't do her justice. Yousaid, what what was she doing tripping?
No? No, no, nono, Carry Hilson wasn't in the
strip club. I said, shewas the most beautiful I've ever seen.
Now that would have been a nightshe would have got she would have got
all my anyway. So this particulargirl, she was so fine, like

(01:13:06):
just fine, Like I don't knowhow people, different people describe fine,
but this girl was fine. Shewas beautiful. Her complexion was beautiful,
her skin was flawless. The Lordtook extra time, he went over time
putting her together. She was allnatural. She smelt like she just fell

(01:13:27):
out the guarden and eating and shewas just so sweet. Carla came down
here, I said, girl,I got to take you to see her.
I took Carla to see her.Carla's in the car, like,
we gotta figure out how to gether out of here because she was belonging
there, Like we gotta figure outhow to get her out of here,
belong she was out of plate like. It was so like she did not

(01:13:49):
belong in there. She didn't belongin there. It was so funny.
The other day I was watching dishes. I turned to JB. I was
like, yo, I wonder whatthey doing. I was like, who
was by? I was like,remember the girl from Widows. I was
like, I wonder what she's doingthese days? And he was like,
yo, you're so stupid. ButWe're gonna take a break and when we
come back, I want to talkabout bbls because we got Brian in the

(01:14:10):
building. A woman that beautiful.He thinks she could take a man's money.
She need to strip forward did butshe could. She took our money,
our money. She can get everybodymoney. She took our money.
Okay, okay, all right,So we're gonna take a break, and
when we come back, I wantto talk to Brian and Carla about bbl's.

(01:14:30):
All right, We'll be right back. Okay, guys, we are
back. I want to talk aboutbbls. There was a clip of DC
Young Fly. He was recently onCam Newton's podcast, and he talked about
how every time he sees a womanwith a BBL, it reminds him of
losing his life partner, Miss JackieOh. Last May twenty twenty three,

(01:14:53):
Jackie O went down to Miami toget a mommy makeover and a BBL.
She suffered complications for I'm the medicalprocedure and she passed away. They had
three kids together, and he saidthat every time he sees a BBL,
whether he's on the street, whetherhe's in the club, he thinks to
hisself. They made it, whyshe ain't make it. They made it,

(01:15:15):
why she ain't make it. Andso when I've read the comments,
I was really surprised, because ofcourse, you know, naturally you empathize
and you feel sorry for what DCis going through. He's raising his three
kids without their mother, so onand so forth. But I saw some
comments that were like, oh.His other message was men, love on
your women. Let them know thatthey are beautiful just the way they are.

(01:15:40):
Let them know that you love theirbodies. You know, Don't ever
make a woman feel like she hasto go do this. Don't ever make
a woman He was like, evenif you f an other chicks on the
side, don't make her feel likeshe has to compete or she has to
make these enhancements to her body inorder for you to still want her.
And I was like, that's it'sa beautiful okay, I can I can

(01:16:00):
get behind that. That's a beautifulmessage. Slid into the comments and people
were like the way he used tofact shame her on Live and I was
like, oh, and it waslike the way he used to make her
like this not matching up with thestuff he used to say to her in
public and doing social media. SoI was like, okay, but I
don't want to get into that,okay, because that's a sensitive area,

(01:16:23):
sensitive subject. He lost at theend of the day, he lost the
mother his children. But I wantto talk about BBLS because I want to
lean more into the fellas love yourladies. And he also noted women listen
to your man, so he kindof alluded to the fact that he did
not want her to get this surgery, but she went and got it anyway.

(01:16:44):
But that I think, I thinkthat is misplaced advice because women.
Women don't do shit like that forfor for men. They doing it for
women. You know, I can'ttell you how many times at all the
people I know. Wait, youknow you're telling your woman she's beautiful,

(01:17:05):
but she she don't believe you.You know, you could tell her that
you don't need that ship, baby, she still won't it because she want
to compete with these other women.She the competition. The competition ain't between
like you know, it's like ifyourself if your self image and self esteem
is that low. People trying toencourage you, like people that you know

(01:17:27):
love you trying to encourage you don'tmean shit to you, that's true because
you because you think they just tryingto encourage. You're like, no,
you don't see my ass the wayI see my ass, and we shaped
and all that. You know,so many women that with the bbls and
the lip fillers and the you know, all types of taking risks. Look
and they had money when she didthat. And it's people trying to people

(01:17:50):
going down to Mexico to get thegreat backs when coming back and the ass
don't match the hips, and youknow, they look they shape weird,
like like somebody drew them, youknow, and straight up and and you
roll, you rolling the dice withyour life so you can have what everybody
knows ain't your real lass. AndI don't see you know, And I

(01:18:15):
mean a nice ass is a niceass, and I understand that. But
but short of that, you don'thave to have a nice ass to be
beautiful, you know, to hitthe gym, you could do do those
things. But I, you know, taking that kind of risk just just

(01:18:36):
to have a mid shaping ass,I don't get it. You know.
It's so many women walking around builtlike ants. And I ran into the
wife of a very famous rapper maybesometime last year, and I know she
probably thought I was a weirdo becauseI could not stop staring at her.
She looked so she looked literally deformed. It didn't even look like botched.

(01:19:01):
It was deformity at that point.And I'm like, people are talking and
talking to her all regular and I'mlike, y'all don't see like and everybody
was just talking and I just couldn'tstop staring. I really felt like,
remember you go to the carnival andthey'd be like, come look at something
something lady with me, I feltlike I was at a carnival, like

(01:19:21):
looking at deformed peace my side show, thank you. She looked absolutely deformed,
and I'm thinking to myself, youknow, Brian made a great point
about a lot of the women,like, as far as I'm concerned,
if I'm in a magical world,if I could fix anything on me,
you know, I always wanted somebig bounce of titties. I just did.

(01:19:44):
I just I wanted to when Iturned around and be like, hey,
I wanted to be like I justalways wanted. And I guess it's
just one of those things, Ithink, where you just always want what
you don't have, because then yousee the big titty girls like chaw,
my brawl, my back, myneck and my crack, you know,
right, Yeah, I guess it'sjust one of those things. But I

(01:20:04):
always knew that Murphy's Law is noton my side. And number one,
I don't want to unnecessary surgery.And number two, I would wake up
and one would be bigger than theother. I'd be lopsided or something to
go wrong. I know I'm thatperson. But it's like, I get
that the women are doing this competewith each other, but the competition ultimately

(01:20:27):
leads to you, Brian, becauseI'm gonna get my bigger Carla got a
big old but oh yeah, soI'm gonna go get a big old butt
so that when you walk into aroom, you might see Carla's but but
my butt might be just slightly soat the end of the day, the
competition between the women has a manat the finish line in That makes sense,
right. So my question to youas as a man who has seen

(01:20:50):
a lot of women, and I'mnot saying you thought now here, but
I'm just saying you are a man, you are famous, you travel,
you go here, you go there, like how and how important if at
all and maybe important is the wrongway to phrase this, but do you
care, like do bbls matter toyou? And and and that's what I'm

(01:21:12):
trying to say is and I thinkyou add most men don't like that look,
you know, the the artificial asslook. And listen, I'm sure
there is a there's a surgery youcan get a BBL to make it just
look like you got a regular niceass. But that they're doing right,
They're trying to look like Kim Kardashian. And it's like, I don't think

(01:21:34):
most dudes require that, you knowwhat I mean? No, you know,
like just like big old giant titties. It's like it's like bodies and
morphia some people have. But orthey go they go get some breasts and
they be too big. You know, they don't match the rest, they
don't match the rest of your body. Yep, but men don't care about
most of that. Ship. Idon't care if you're wearing heels, you

(01:21:57):
know you, I'm like, whyare you gonna suffer while you going out
in heels for the for the nightand you're gonna suffer so you so you're
gonna seem taller. I don't getit going from flats with some wedges and
and and so I got to carryyour shoes. I'm sure you know.
I kind of agree. I agreewith Brian, like like as far as
it's definitely for other women. Iknow that as a woman, I'm speaking

(01:22:18):
on it. It's us we lookat another woman and we it makes us
feel bad. Right, it's someof us now with self esteem. It's
it's literally and it goes wayby Bytime you get to a point where you're
talking about your man, your manis telling you you're beautiful, it's too
late. Like that's to start froma little girl like you got to build

(01:22:39):
that, start from your parents,Start from your daddy. Really, if
your dad, if your dad's ifyou know that, Yeah, that's what
I'm saying. So a lot Imet my dad. A lot of us
didn't. So some of us gotdaddy. And you, like, it's
so much to it. That selfesteem stuff starts when you're bat that starts
young. By time you out theredating, are you you trying to do
whatever for a dude, Like it'syou already feel how you feel about yourself

(01:23:00):
no matter what he say. Man, Because here's here's another I know the
finest women be be the most insecure. Yea. They so used to being
viewed as perfect. They be hyperaware of the slightest flaw. They think
everybody see it. You know,like that girl, that girl y'all saw
in the strip club, she probablyhad a like a mole on her nose

(01:23:25):
that she thought everybody zoomed in on, you know, and you would have
to be you are fucking beautiful.I'm gonna tell Brian, like that bitch
had a nose. I didn't knowshe had a nose. We didn't even
notice. Oh, she had anose. Okay, that's what the most

(01:23:47):
beautiful woman in the world you'll betrying to convince her. Baby, you
don't need na I'm putting on.I'm putting on this whole can of powder,
and I think, man, Ican ask you this, Brian.
The most attractive thing to a manis confidence. Yeah, be out here
trying to you know what I mean, all to our bodies and that,

(01:24:10):
and you're still not going And thenyou see it like once you fix something,
just like you were saying, likebuild the bear is build a bar.
Just don't look right now, mhm. Because I was like putting
a new It's like putting a newfender. Were you putting Mercedes Ben's lights
on a on a Chevy? Right? Think about like what would you do?
So they had this stuff, Iforget what they called it, but
dudes were like in checting it intotheir muscles and it was making your muscle

(01:24:33):
look bigger. But it wasn't makingyou no stronger. It was just literally
swell swelling it up, something likemiss not miss Meta, what's miss neda?
Uh Charles? Yeah? Then Charlesdid something dountil his abs, like
the abs sketching. That's different asYeah, Like what like when you see

(01:24:53):
that, are you like ooh afixed pack? No? Up? Yeah?
And I think most clastic surgery,that's how it goes like, you
don't need to do that. NowI'm doing it. Well, it doesn't
look now. You just look likeyou have planstic surgery. You don't look
younger. You just look at that. Yeah. I mean listen, if
it ain't Mario Lopez plants and surgery, I ain't talking to the motherfucker Mariez.

(01:25:18):
He found the Wizard of Oznik forreally, it's just like, oh
my god, it's genetics. Helooks like at the genetics nigga. He
permanently smiled, he got face,and he permanently like this. I mean

(01:25:43):
he still look young, but hestill faced stuck like that he is.
It's just crazy because I watch,you know, when I'm on social media
and I'm scrolling, and I watchedthe dudes like going ham when certain females
you know who are famous for theirbodies, you know, and I'm like,
yo, she literally looked like abuild a bear, like she came
in a box. And they inthe comments going handle one and cheese,

(01:26:05):
And I'm like, what makes aman want to? Like? To me,
I haven't engaged a BBL in reallife, but to me, I
would imagine a BBL is like acouch cushion. And what would make a
dude want a clap a couch cushion? You know what I mean? Like,

(01:26:26):
just what would make you want toclap? Cushion? But I mean,
you know, to each his orher own. But I guess I'll
just wrap this up by saying,ladies, listen, as j Cole said
before he started apologizing and crying,love yourself and love yours. I think
that's what he said, love yoursand be going through these unnecessary surgeries if

(01:26:48):
you don't have to, because nobodythinks about what these bbl's gonna look like
when you sixty seventy, Lord,if the Lord keep you around and don't
punch your clock when you're eighty yearsold and you literally walking around in a
cane, or you end up ina wheelchair and you're sitting on top of
your own cook well cushion for thewheelchair kind of pample. You know what

(01:27:12):
I mean about that? Damn,Brian, I didn't even think about that.
I be thinking about all kinds ofstuff, like how you wash,
how you like that? I alwaystold it like white. Then I'm like
that, like come on now,that's by the way. I'm go on
a mission to make bidats a blackthing. So you know how we do

(01:27:33):
with our bdays. That's how Ido it, you know us? Yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, thecleanest asses in America. Black we're
gonna get, but they should bea black thing. Yeah. I'm gonna
tell you why. It's because wedecide what's cool. We do that y'all,
the days become a black thing.It's gonna, you know, as

(01:27:55):
soon as one of these rappers geta gold plated but they then it's gonna
be a thing. It's gonna bean American think America gonna have a cleaner
ass. So then I'm just Americasmell less like ass. I'm gonna start
literally the best way if we aswe as the people who can say that
very needs, we can save Americafrom smelling like ass. Yes, and

(01:28:17):
now I support that movement. Isupport the day movement. Yeah, for
those of you who do not knowthat the day it is, it is
a toilet that actually has, forlack of a better term, faucet,
so on it that blow water upyour ass and that pressure can get real.
You can look at that. Listen, don't get violated, sitting on

(01:28:42):
a beday get violated. Hey,listen, you know what it's better.
And so like a lot of mymale friends get caught up or like I
don't want no water going in myhow about that? Sometimes we be unnecessarily
homophobic. Yeah, I mean,like, y'ah, some stuff is just

(01:29:04):
necessary. Go get your damn prostateexam. Also, if all it took
was a water blast to make yougay, you was gay the whole time.
There is there is some dudes outhere that like they are literally act
like they terrifying, terrified of onefalse move a dude hug them one second

(01:29:25):
too long? Hey hey dog,paulse like y'all got to do Yeah,
Like I'm so. I talk aboutthis in my special check it out streaming
now on Netflix. But that's that'sthe that's the closing thing to my special.
We're talking about the home the howlike homophobia, like all of that
ship is all mixed in and itdon't make no sense. You know,

(01:29:46):
what I know is all I knowis you you you. You can call
me gay or whatever you want,But all I know is is that when
we leave this room, if somebodysniffed my seat, it's gonna smell like
the fabric. Can see that.You won't have to be you don't have
to be qualified like a ship,ye man. One of the kids,

(01:30:24):
one of the kids used to dothat. Kids used to go around slipping
the seat. YOI the cushion,who's the sniff? Wait? Wait,
so one of my kids, mymiddle girl, my middle girl. I
gotta tell you this story and thenwe'll wrap up the pot. Yeah.
So my middle girl, Johnny shawI had a friend. Her name was

(01:30:44):
Kim, and Kim was a biggirl, and we used to work together.
And my daughter, who was I'mgonna say she maybe was four at
the time, she used to callKim little Kim because that's the only Kim
she ever heard of was little Kim, which was ironic because Kim was nothing
little about Kim. Kim was abig girl. So my baby had her

(01:31:05):
favorite chair that she liked to sitin at the house. Just you know,
like when you have the furniture set, you got the couch, the
love seat, and the single chair. The single chair belonged to my baby.
That's her chair. Well, littleKim came over and lo Kim.
When she came over when my babywas out the room, she sat down
in her chair. So my babycame back in. She was four years

(01:31:27):
old. She sat down Chris crossedapples sauce on the floor in front of
little Kim, just looking at herlike, man, she is sitting in
my chair. So I know mykids, and I'm looking at her like,
please don't say nothing out of pocket. Don't just just please, my
baby, don't mind she gonna saysomething out of pocket. I'm like,
just please, don't say nothing ofthe pocket. So she just sat there.
So Kim had to use the bathroom. So Kim gets up to go

(01:31:49):
to the bathroom. As soon asshe gets up, my baby jumps up
in the chair. She ran andshe jumped up in her chair like like,
move meat, what is it?Move you meet lou you just see.
So she jumps in the chair andshe goes. She sits back up,
and I'm looking at her like whatare you? So she goes to

(01:32:10):
the bathroom door. So I'm like, Johnny said, what are you doing?
She's like, so Kim is inthe bathroom. So she said,
little Kim, little Kim, andKim said yes, and she said,
little Kim, Kim, I gotto tell you something. So Kim opened
up the door and Johnny, shesaid, little Kim, when you sat
in my chair and then you gotup, it smelled nasty. You'm showing

(01:32:35):
no damning yol. I tell y'all. All I had was pretending I was
sleep when Kim came out to thebathroom. That's all I had. How
do you recover from your child tellingyour friend that her bunkie smelled nasty?
I just I was just like,I just protest, like that's a real

(01:32:55):
thing. That's why I had tobring it up. Why they chang Remember
all public trends used to have fabricseats. That's what somebody here should smell
in the house and listen. AndI'm gonna tell you there is nothing worse

(01:33:17):
than walking into somebody else's nether region. It's nothing worse. No, I'm
serious, especially us when like therestrooms, I will hold it. I
can't do it. That's I'm notwalking. I'm not walking into your drawers.
I'm not doing it. I'm right, I'm right there with you.

(01:33:39):
I don't, I don't. Idon't ship in public unless it's an absolute
emergency. Yes. Now, myhusband poopy Poppy, I think when he
said when they download, are youdoing like that? Why I call him
poopy poppy? When? And hissystem is clockwork. If we eat at

(01:34:00):
a restaurant at eight o'clock, webetter go straight home because at nine o'clock
down there, and I'm like,yo, you, it ain't in me,
it ain't in me. He waslike, I'm not gonna hold it.
I ain't holding it. I waslike, better him than me,
Yeah, because you're gonna ask mewhy they gotta be an emergency. It
has to be an emergency. LikeI'm emergency, emergency and also also I'm

(01:34:26):
looking at you sideways if you shouldat my house. Excuse me why you
ain't taking the hand of right youbrought that over here? Yo. You
ever poop at something like you everhave an emergency and you poop at somebody
house and then they toil it don'tflush? Right? Oh? Yeah?

(01:34:48):
Like yo, I didn't. That'swhen you'd be like, Lord, I
knew I should have just I knewI should have just passed out first.
I should have just held it andpassed out. Talking to God though,
yeah, because yeah, to dowith that situation, I will talk to
the Lord at the weirdest times,Like you broke the toilet too, Yeah,
and they don't got no plunges andno coun nothing. You you got

(01:35:11):
the lid off the back, tryingto lift the little thing up. You're
like, man, hell, noneed the bathroom. People got to go
in there. People got to goin the master bedroom and use there a
bathroom. Guys. Yeap, thathappened to her, That happened to us
one time you had everybody down there. Happened to you. I'm like,
the party's over, yup, yup, come home like Pops did. The

(01:35:33):
house. What they know not Pops. Wait minute, kick to play play
kick everybody out at remember the theybroke the handle? Sure did well,
Brian. We thank you so muchfor joining us. Today has truly,
truly, truly been a street andhas truly been fun. And you had
an open invitation. Yes, yougotta come back, you got this is

(01:35:56):
awesome that Philly actually feed my soul. Ain't it? Everything? Ain't everything?
I called her like talk ship tome, but that, y'all Philly
Johnes ain't shit. But no,I definitely appreciate you joining us. It's
been a pleasure. And you guysstay tuned because I'll be dropping my one

(01:36:16):
on one conversation with Brian this week. I gotta do a lot of editing
because Brian, Brian and I,like we started talking and it was like,
oh, interview, interview, interview, didn't just real nigga talk on
the side, Like, so Ihave to edit it to you know,
because I'll be trying to I'm tryingto put on my Oprah hat and all
that. You winning. That's whyI wanted you to come to the pod,

(01:36:39):
like to really get a feel forour personality and just how we really
get down because I told you.I was like you my people, and
you get on Instagram while baby outof your ass and shout out to Stephanie
Mills too. Because Stephanie Mills sharedsome of our content yesterday. I think

(01:37:01):
I get you about that. Yeah, she shared our post where Stephen Jackson
was dragging Gail King to hell forplaying in Dawn Staley's face. So she
shared that, and the site hasbeen blowing up on that one particular story.
So I know it's coming from StephanieMills. Shout out to that queen.
I feel good. Yeah, youbetter get it. Yeah, shut

(01:37:23):
up to her. Yeah, shoutout to her. So I appreciate everyone
sing will always slip that ship intoa conversation. Yeah, note on you
real quick. Yeah wait, Brian, this is what we usually do.
Get him like this, Brian,you've got to charge it. You pulled

(01:37:44):
over. You know we're going seventy. That's crazy, that's what you'd be
like. That bitch was talking tome crazy And I was like, hold
y'all, all right one more time, Afri parking out of can you just

(01:38:06):
say, dickhead? What dickhead?Yes? Place man, yes, Brian,
tell everyone where they can connect withyou and how they can support you.
My socials at theF Comedyan, followmy tour at Bransmon Comedy dot com.

(01:38:28):
You can go to my podcasts onYouTube five to file all the other
platforms BES with Brian Simpson and youcan catch me on on Netflix uh Netflix
the stand Up Season three, myour special from the Comedy Medership, and
you can see me agent every Tuesdayat the Comedy Medership on Bobby of the
Borough, which is an improviive standup comedy shows that I run weekly.

(01:38:48):
Shout out to you. Yes,we love you, Brian, We love
one more thing. You can alsocatch my serious channel on netflixes and Joke
Radio called Story from the Road.That also just oh that's jo that's the
definitely definitely check that out and I'llmake sure I have everything linked so you

(01:39:09):
don't have to like look because Iknow some of y'all break, So I'll
have everything linked so you can definitelyfollow Brian and support Brian as we will
be doing the same. But thankyou so much for joining us. Thank
you stranger out here. We needwhen you need. Okay, don't play
look that's what you talk Atlanta,Brian. We mess with you at Atlanta

(01:39:34):
tour date on that schedule. Yeah, all right up here, all right,
okay, all right, So thankyou for tuning into today's show.
I see see we all we gotpeace. All right, body,

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