Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?

OW! I can’t believe you just slammed my face with that door! Wait, you’re saying it did what to me? I’m super hot?! Hm..maybe smack me one more time to make it even better. This week, Squidward becomes a hunk and SpongeBob has some noisy holes. Your two favorite hunks talk about Squid’s hot bod, Josh’s “strange” toenail clipping habits, and what is goulash. We learn about not letting people...

You hear that New Kelp City has a new mayor? Think his name is CheeseHead BrownPants, and he’s bringing bubble blowing back to the people! This week, SpongeBob runs away after being called IDIOT BOY one too many times. Your very own idiot bois discuss Sandy’s strange robot, New Kelp City vs New York City, and laugh at another incredible Squidward moment. They also dish out some lessons abou...

The Krusty Krab finally has a food truck! Well, it’s more of a food-submarine but still! Can’t wait to get a Krabby Patty on-the-go! SpongeBob and Patrick have two big adventures this week involving digging up a buried submarine and fighting over cleanliness. Josh and Omar chat about food trucks, busty fish, and have a fight of their own about ketchup and fries. They’re also serving up less...

Pour me a shot of 2% milk please! Alright, over the lips and through the gums, look out tapeworm, here it comes! SpongeBob learns about his great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandpa Spongebuck on this western themed episode this week. We chat about SpongeBob and Plankton’s butts, Bikini Gulch, and idiot friendship! Omar and Josh team up with their own idiot friendship to bring you l...

Let’s see... Things I need for Survival Training Camp: my bare hands, my quick wits, this harpoon, and 65 pounds of dynamite?? Is that right? SpongeBob and Patrick find themselves in all kinds of mayhem this 

week as they accidentally end up on a prison boat and get lost in the wilderness. Josh and Omar unravel all this craziness by discussing p...

I know I’m an adult but I love the new Krusty Kid’s meal! I’m trying to collect all the Mermaid Man action figures and Barnacle Boy erasers! This week, Spongebob gets a black eye and Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy promote The Krusty Krab. Omar and Josh chat about buff Spongebob, giving each other black eyes, and reminisce about Kid’s Meal toys. They’ve cooked up lessons about keeping track of...

Wow! You’re looking fresh! What’s the occasion? What?! It’s picture day?! I completely forgot! You think I have time to run home? This week, Spongebob prepares for picture day, Patrick can’t pay for his Krabby Patty, and cousin Blackjack is released from prison. We chat about eyebrow grooming, those awkward elementary school photos, and how cool Spongebob’s mom is. Lessons include getting r...

You’ve heard of the lost city of Atlantis right? Well, I found this magic van that will bring us there! It runs on song power though so get those vocal cords ready! This week we join SpongeBob and the whole gang as they head to the lost city of Atlantis! Josh and Omar discuss the Bikini Bottom museum, conspiracy theories, and Blue Meanies. Want to learn about being careful with your prized ...

Have you got to try that new fancy, frou frou restaurant? The portions are small but they shave pure gold on their food! This week Plankton turns everyone into babies and SpongeBob is a part of a chef exchange program. Omar and Josh pack in a lot in the last episode of 2020 including continuity errors in the SpongeBob lore and choking on sentiment. We learn about keeping your evil deeds to ...

Hey! Heard you were having trouble getting that spot off your plate. Don’t worry, I just got the fancy new Spotmaster 6000! I would step back though, just in case. This week Sandy battles a flea, Patrick tries to hide a donut, and SpongeBob has a hard time cleaning a plate. We discuss Hot Topic, the best place to hide snacks, and the danger of crossing the streams. Josh and Omar dish out le...

You get a chance to check out the new Krusty Sponge? I can’t get enough of their Mild Bobby Sauce! This week Mr Krabs opens a SpongeBob themed restaurant and Patrick writes a “killer” song. We break down Nickelodeon’s corporate greed, discuss dodgeball induced PTSD, and create mascots of ourselves. We learn about exploring creative outlets even if you aren’t good at them and how selfishness...

I think I hear something? Oh my god, my wallet is talking to me! This week Mr. Krabs gets his wish to talk to money, SpongeBob vs a Krabby Patty Robot, and Squidward sneaks into a dance competition by hiding inside SpongeBob. We discuss Omar’s new puppy, John Henry, and ghost drugs. Let’s learn about responsibility, bribery, and pushing yourself to your limit! 

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