Joey Hates Movies

Joey Hates Movies

Joey dosen't like movies. But he also hasn't seen many. Basically none. Coral and Nick are tasked with assigning Joey one movie per episode to watch, in an attempt to get him to maybe, actually, like movies. We hope.

Episodes

May 26, 2020 41 mins
Joey has seen many Pixar movies, but UP is one that, up until now (pardon the pun) has escaped him. Will he like it?
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One of Nick's favorite movies, but can Joey really feel the same? Does he even do comedy?
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May 26, 2020 83 mins
2019 Oscar Best Picture winner Parasite! Better than the Greenbook? As we continue out Best Picture tradition on the show the crew takes a swing at this Korean icon.
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May 26, 2020 44 mins
Let's turn UP THE VOLTAGE AND GO FULL BOAR.
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January 16, 2020 60 mins
Happy holidays! (Well at least for the patrons who got this episode on Christmas, to everyone else, happy 2020!)  We dive back into horror, but this time with a Christmas twist as Coral tries to see if Joey will like Black Christmas! Remember to look in the attic!  patreon.com/cybergarbage @leafeator @adventnick @coralabridged
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January 16, 2020 58 mins
Joey loves Black Mirror. Does Joey love Blade Runner? Nick thinks he might, but let's find out as we get into future Los Angeles and try to keep our eyeballs in our heads!  patreon.com/cybergarbage @cybergarbage69, @leafeator, @adventnick, @coralabridged
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January 16, 2020 54 mins
Like, I know sometimes we can act like total valley girls. We do quite literally live in the valley. Clueless will take us to a time in LA history that we never really got to experience, the 90's. Will we enjoy our time at the mall, or will Joey want to take the 405 outta here?
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November 22, 2019 55 mins
It's Coral's turn to pick, and she picked something no where close to the other movies we've covered in Virgin Suicides. Will Joey be able to appreciate and understand the girls? Will, well, anyone?  patreon.com/cybergarbage @cybergarbage69, @leafeator, @adventnick, @coralabridged
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November 8, 2019 67 mins
Joey doesn't just hate movies, Joey hates horror movies. This one was hard for him to build up the courage to start, but did Hereditary change his mind on the genre?  patreon.com/cybergarbage @cybergarbage, @leafeator, @adventnick, @coralabridged ,
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October 25, 2019 38 mins
Patreon asked for Airplane!, a lot. So here we are putting on our in flight seat belts and getting down with them BIG LAUGHS. Or are they big laughs? Or are they dated laughs? How does Joey and co. think Airplane holds up? As we all know our crew is nothing but masters of comedy.  patreon.com/cybergarbage @cybergarbage, @leafeator, @adventnick, @coralabridged ,
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October 17, 2019 61 mins
Okay, maybe Joey doesn't hate this movie. He claims to LOVE QT. That's quentin tarantino. The crew saw this movie together, at the dome (the movie theater in the movie) and had quite the experience. Let them recap it for you, and see how Joey feel's about QT's 9th film.  patreon.com/cybergarbage @cybergarbage, @leafeator, @adventnick, @coralabridged ,
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October 17, 2019 38 mins
Black and white? And what's that, NO WORDS? Shit. This will probably really, really trigger Joey. I guess it is cool that this silent film is aval for viewing on YouTube, because it's that old. Join Joey Coral and Nick as they go back to Film 102 with this quiet classic.  patreon.com/cybergarbage @cybergarbage, @leafeator, @adventnick, @coralabridged ,
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September 9, 2019 56 mins
A podcast with just as many actors as the source film, Nick picked PERSONA for us to watch this week. And not the persona video games, but the black and white movie. Boy does Joey not like black and white movies. Or things with subtitles.  patreon.com/cybergarbage @cybergarbage, @leafeator, @adventnick, @coralabridged ,
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August 30, 2019 87 mins
Fly me to the moon, and watch me sail among the podcasts. This week we shake up the JHM formula and look at some anime with special guest Brooklyn.  NGE is one of Nick and Brooklyn's favorite things, ever. Will Joey feel the same?  patreon.com/cybergarbage @cybergarbage, @leafeator, @adventnick, @coralabridged , @brooklynpwns
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August 2, 2019 50 mins
Don't listen to this podcast backwards, or out of order. Or maybe you should, because we're twisting time and fading into black and white as we look at Memento. Because YOU ON PATREON SUGGESTED THIS. Thanks? @cybergarbage, @leafeator, @adventnick, @coralabridged
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July 1, 2019 69 mins
Don't cha know how much we love doin' da north eastern accent ya hear? You fuckin' betcha.  This episode we jump into the classic 1996 Choen Bro's film FARGO! Not the three FX tv series that Joey loves. But the movie. Which he might love? Or Hate?  @cybergarbage, @leafeator, @adventnick, @coralabridged
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April 22, 2019 72 mins
"Yeah we'll do an episode on whatever wins best picture..." -- Emmy winning Best Picture of 2018, The Greenbook. Why, oh why, did we agree to this.   Let's take a trip down south and talk about systemic racism! That sounds like fun, right?
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April 16, 2019 64 mins
Buckle on up and hop in my cab. The CG crew is going to take you from the 118 to the 405 to the 10 and all the way down to heart pumping down town LA. Remember to buckle up. This week is Nick's pick for Joey as we visit 2004 Jamie Foxx and Tom Cruise in Collaeral!  Remember to join us on Patreon!  patreon.com/cybergarbage twitter.com/leafeator twitter.com/adventnick twitter.com/coralabridged
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April 16, 2019 81 mins
Pride, greed, envy, lust, sloth, gluttony, and the other one I forget. Coral recommends Joey watches Se7en-- and he may finally understand all those damn BOX references that have flown over his head.
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April 16, 2019 88 mins
Joey jacks in and takes the red pill as our patreon fans suggested The Matrix for this edition of Joey Hates Movies. Will Keanu, green numbers, and bullet time make the crew enjoy this Classic? Maybe. Do we even want to take the red pill anymore? That subreddit tho.
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