The Comedian Next Door
It has been an unsusual week. Things feel off cars, coaches got kicked out of sports games, and Bridger saw a pirate!
It's Bible camp season--but some people need to BE camp counselors more than the kids need them to be counselors...
LATER: What does an ideal apologetics course look like?
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This week, we—John Branyan, Juan DeVevo, and David Pendleton—attempt to explain the difference between a religious retreat and a conference, which is harder than it sounds when three middle-aged guys start wandering off into cultural analysis. We argue that a retreat is less about workshops, breakout sessions, and laminated name tags, and more about fellowship, spiritual encouragement, and remembering that other humans ...
It's a bit of a let-down at the top of the show... The Peaches thought she recorded something adorable to share, but the recording didn't work.
THEN: Who is The Comedian on the Fight, Laugh, Feast, Network??? Well--according to Google Ai, it's not John Branyan! lol.
LATER: Somebody tried to joke around with a new dad, and he made it very weird. If you want to be respected so badly, then you HAVE to be willin...
This episode moves between internet frustrations, family stories, and long-running debates about animals, morality, and personal identity. The discussion begins with the difficulty of searching for personal channels online before shifting into conversations about extreme weather, childhood memories, and the strange logic people use when deciding which animals feel morally worse to hit with a car. Turtles, rabbits, insects, and spid...
There's sadness in the McKinney household because Bridger doesn't want to apologize. (Who does, really?) Also, there was a clip from Comedian Nate Bargatze shown at church, and it reminded John that a Christian worldview permeates everything.
THEN: What does it look like to INCULCATE your children with a Christian worldview, at every stage of life? Make your toddlers apologize when they're wrong. ...
Juan thought it would be fun to write a song together. So we did. Sort of.
The creative process is often a mixed bag of hilarity and dead ends. We start out thinking it's going to be 'about this' but by the end of the session, it's looking like it's going to be about 'something else.' We're not entirely sure.
But we're committed to the project! We're going to produce a song and you're invited to come along for the whole ugly, unf...
Welcome to the table, Neighbor! John has all the best diaper-changing moves!... Some friends took our pickles and left their socks... The McKinney kids auditioned for another show... AND, don't even bother playing a soccer game against Silas and Marci. (Nu-uh)
THEN: John reads some groundbreaking news from a researcher who first postulated the idea of an autism spectrum. SHE THINKS IT'...
Hey, Neighbor! No surprise, but we didn't record a new intro yet! Also--don't use AI to add the soccer schedule to your calendar. Trust us--it's not worth it!
NEXT: If you aren't getting into daily power battles with your toddler, are you even parenting?! The Peaches shares the most recent naptime battle...
Luke leaves the table several times, but he has some opinions, too! Reach out to the Comedian's fami...
Hi, Neighbor! We should record a new intro but we probably won't. Also, let us explain why the value of fortune cookies is depreciating... And a few suggestions for better fortunes.
THEN: The Peaches wrote a script for her drama club, and the performance was this week. Don't worry, we did NOT violate any copywrite laws.
AND: John's beard is bringing in some compliments! DO YOU KNOW WHAT DISTINGUISHED MEANS?!  ...
Hi, Neighbor! Help us create a wedding gift for a listener who's getting married soon... (Blessings, Eli and Bronte!)
THEN: John wrote about public school teachers AND women who file for frivolous divorce, so it has been a busy week of fielding comments (and emails!) from nutty feminists and Christian-identifying-Pagans.
We have been laughing a lot, because comedy is all about taking two seemingly ran...
We have done the research, and we can tell you that there is a precise moment when the hair on a man's face transitions from "rugged five o'clock shadow" to "beard" — and that moment occurs approximately three weeks after his wife stops mentioning it. In this episode, we explore the full spectrum of facial hair taxonomy, including actual measurem...
There was a local SCANDAL when the lietenant governor of Indiana spoke at a local highschool, and word got out that he stands for CONSERVATIVE VALUES! John wrote a post about it, and the governor shared it, and now a bunch of scandalized parents are demanding that they be alerted when someone is going to be speaking to their kids...
ALERT ALERT! If you send your kids to government school, then the government is going to ...
This episode begins the way many great human endeavors do: with a questionable decision involving scissors and a mirror. The hosts attempt to unpack the logic of DIY haircuts. The debate over shaving versus cutting spirals into theories about facial structure, evolutionary leftovers, and why mustaches somehow carry generational authority.
Beards require maintenanc...
Hey, Neighbor!
First, some people like to talk about "Big Picture" theology... Some people like to study the practical applications for people in real life...
Then: John did some prison ministry this week, and it made him contemplate the Sinner's Prayer...
Later: Are Christian communities teaching their members to be wracked with guilt constantly?
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We walk you through the ways we’ve “improved” lawnmowers, power washers, and even our diets—by lowering the standard of success.
Between the three of us, we’ve collected a highlight reel of poor decisions: mow mishaps, backyard experiments, and deep thoughts about sardines, anchovies, and whatever Grape Nuts are supposed to be. We share the kind of “redneck hacks” that sound helpful ...
Hey, Neighbor!
Let us give you our recommendation for protein bars... And mints... And polish at the dentist.
THEN: We give you a muscial theater recommendation from our friend, John thomas.
LATER: What makes a movie or book "classic?" And, oh hey, here's a literature recommendation for the 12-year-olds in your life.
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We begin by attempting to cover Easter, which traditionally involves reflection, until we immediately focus on the far more actionable detail of people flipping tables in reenactments. This leads us to examine whether dramatic gestures—like overturning furniture—are more effective than actual protests, which we agree tend to involve a lot of standing around while tyranny remains seated. ...
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