Johnny Townsend's Horrid Movie Reviews
As most people know, Johnny Townsend is not a fan of horror movies. But, he is a fan of podcasting and improv. So, why shouldn't he start a new show in which he reviews horror movies based solely on the trailer? I mean, it only makes sense, right?
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October 25, 2020
Johnny Townsend is not a fan of horror movies. He will NOT watch them. However, he is a fan of podcasting and improv. So, why shouldn't he start a new show in which he reviews horror movies based solely on the trailer? I mean, it only makes sense, right?
On this episode, Johnny watches the trailer for the 1990 sci-fi film Dark Angel, alternatively titled I Come in Peace. How does he feel about seeing He-Man in a more down to earth...
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October 10, 2020
Johnny Townsend is not a fan of horror movies. He will NOT watch them. However, he is a fan of podcasting and improv. So, why shouldn't he start a new show in which he reviews horror movies based solely on the trailer? I mean, it only makes sense, right?
On this episode, Johnny checks out the trailer for the Halloween cult classic Trick ‘R Treat. Ever wonder how this spooky anthology fits into the X-Men universe? Listen to find ou...
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September 19, 2020
Johnny Townsend is not a fan of horror movies. He will NOT watch them. However, he is a fan of podcasting and improv. So, why shouldn't he start a new show in which he reviews horror movies based solely on the trailer? I mean, it only makes sense, right?
On this episode, Johnny checks out the trailer for the classic Prom Night starring Jamie Lee Curtis and… Zack Morris? Listen as Johnny gets into what happened to the Bayside High ...
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September 5, 2020
Johnny Townsend is not a fan of horror movies. He will NOT watch them. However, he is a fan of podcasting and improv. So, why shouldn't he start a new show in which he reviews horror movies based solely on the trailer? I mean, it only makes sense, right?
Johnny’s back for Season 2 of Johnny Townsend’s Horrid Movie Reviews, and what a way to kick it off! On this episode, Johnny watches the trailer for the B movie classic Hell Comes...
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August 1, 2018
Johnny Townsend is not a fan of horror movies. He will NOT watch them. However, he is a fan of podcasting and improv. So, why shouldn't he start a new show in which he reviews horror movies based solely on the trailer? I mean, it only makes sense, right?
In this final episode of season one, Johnny watches the trailer for the 70s classic The Omen. When a trailer has all the right ingredients to satisfy Johnny's (lack of) thirst for...
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July 14, 2018
Johnny Townsend is not a fan of horror movies. He will NOT watch them. However, he is a fan of podcasting and improv. So, why shouldn't he start a new show in which he reviews horror movies based solely on the trailer? I mean, it only makes sense, right?
In this episode, Johnny watches the trailer for The Strangers, a 2008 suspense film starring Liv Tyler and Scott Speedman. Will he figure out who these strangers are and the real ...
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July 5, 2018
Johnny Townsend is not a fan of horror movies. He will NOT watch them. However, he is a fan of podcasting and improv. So, why shouldn't he start a new show in which he reviews horror movies based solely on the trailer? I mean, it only makes sense, right?
In this episode, Johnny watches the trailer for Maniac Cop. What will Johnny think of this late 1980s action slasher film? Will this be the trailer to finally convince him to watc...
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June 22, 2018
Johnny Townsend is not a fan of horror movies. He will NOT watch them. However, he is a fan of podcasting and improv. So, why shouldn't he start a new show in which he reviews horror movies based solely on the trailer? I mean, it only makes sense, right?
In this episode, Johnny watches the trailer for Cabin in the Woods, a film widely praised for its innovative approach to the horror genre. Will Johnny figure out the puzzle that i...
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June 14, 2018
Johnny Townsend is not a fan of horror movies. He will NOT watch them. However, he is a fan of podcasting and improv. So, why shouldn't he start a new show in which he reviews horror movies based solely on the trailer? I mean, it only makes sense, right?
In this episode, Johnny watches the trailer for The Descent. How will he rate a film he's never actually watch? Will this trailer spark a desire in Johnny's heart to start spelunk...
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June 7, 2018
Johnny Townsend is not a fan of horror movies. He will NOT watch them. However, he is a fan of podcasting and improv. So, why shouldn't he start a new show in which he reviews horror movies based solely on the trailer? I mean, it only makes sense, right?
In this episode, Johnny watches the trailer for Phantoms, a classic in the long body of work of the great Ben Affleck. How will Johnny interpret this trailer? Is it going to be to...
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May 31, 2018
Johnny Townsend is not a fan of horror movies. He will NOT watch them. However, he is a fan of podcasting and improv. So, why shouldn't he start a new show in which he reviews horror movies based solely on the trailer? I mean, it only makes sense, right?
In this episode, Johnny watches the trailer for Motel Hell. What are his thoughts on this campy 80s horror classic? Can he figure out just who the pig man is? Listen and find out!...
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Johnny Townsend is not a fan of horror movies. He will NOT watch them. However, he is a fan of podcasting and improv. So, why shouldn't he start a new show in which he reviews horror movies based solely on the trailer? I mean, it only makes sense, right?
In this episode, Johnny watches the trailer for Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things, a 1970s horror film that looks to be so campy, Johnny may actually watch the film itself!...
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May 17, 2018
Johnny Townsend is not a fan of horror movies. He will NOT watch them. However, he is a fan of podcasting and improv. So, why shouldn't he start a new show in which he reviews horror movies based solely on the trailer? I mean, it only makes sense, right?
In this episode, Johnny watches the trailer for Halloween 3: The Season of the Witch. Will Johnny realize Michael Myers isn't even in this installment of the popular franchise? Do...
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May 9, 2018
Johnny Townsend is not a fan of horror movies. He will NOT watch them. However, he is a fan of podcasting and improv. So, why shouldn't he start a new show in which he reviews horror movies based solely on the trailer? I mean, it only makes sense, right?
In this episode, Johnny watches the trailer for The People Under the Stairs, a film by horror great Wes Craven. Does Johnny come close to figuring out what the movie is about? Lis...
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May 2, 2018
Johnny Townsend is not a fan of horror movies. He will NOT watch them. However, he is a fan of podcasting and improv. So, why shouldn't he start a new show in which he reviews horror movies based solely on the trailer? I mean, it only makes sense, right?
In this episode, Johnny watches the trailer for The Conjuring, a horror movie based on the first case of paranormal investigative pioneers Ed and Lorraine Warren.
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April 25, 2018
Johnny Townsend is not a fan of horror movies. He will NOT watch them. However, he is a fan of podcasting and improv. So, why shouldn't he start a new show in which he reviews horror movies based solely on the trailer? I mean, it only makes sense, right?
In this episode, Johnny watches the trailer for Oculus and is surprised to find the film is produced by the WWE. How will the promise of possibly seeing a Rock Bottom or Stone Col...
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April 18, 2018
Johnny Townsend is not a fan of horror movies. He will NOT watch them. However, he is a fan of podcasting and improv. So, why shouldn't he start a new show in which he reviews horror movies based solely on the trailer? I mean, it only makes sense, right?
In this second episode, Johnny watches the trailer for Leprechaun and gives his thoughts on the first in a franchise following the murderous exploits of an ancient Celtic creature...
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April 10, 2018
Johnny Townsend is not a fan of horror movies. He will NOT watch them. However, he is a fan of podcasting and improv. So, why shouldn't he start a new show in which he reviews horror movies based solely on the trailer? I mean, it only makes sense, right?
In this first episode, Johnny watches the trailer for Jason X and gives his thought on the tenth installment in the Friday the 13th franchise.
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