Jon Carter's Classics

Jon Carter's Classics

"Jon Carter's Archives" include some of his greatest and most legendary radio bits from the 80s and 90s, now restored from the Arrow 103.5 Vault. Before he could crack a mic or tell a joke, JC's Cerebral Carcass was creating "The Adventures of Timmy," our favorite, slightly-overweight-for-his-age little boy, with a love of food, girls and trouble. From stealing animals from the State Fair on a regular basis to always drawing the ire of his Pops, Timmy is back and one thing to say, and that's "BYE." Utah's Outdoors Man, "Mister Twister" is back too, famously based on the late Doug Miller, with a love for fishing, hunting, and camping. Twister is back with all his timeless takes and advice. Also found deep within the bowels of his secret Sandy studio are Billy Beaufort and Bubba Pickett, the Bible Brothers, saying what they always say - and that's "Say Hallelujah!" Plus other famous Carter Characters, such as Swami Salami, Mr. Roberts, the Elders, Song Parodies and more from the Old Timey Days. Let us know your favorite Carter Classic on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter or 1035thearrow.com - and download timeless Carter Classics exclusively with the Arrow App from WCF Insurance. Utah's Classic 103.5 the Arrow!

Episodes

July 12, 2018 4 mins
On this "Jon Carter Classic" It's Part Four of "Timmy's Saga with Sammy" as we learn about his condition after "suffering simmerization" when it's revealed that Timmy's Stash Spot for Sammy was the microwave along with Timmy's return to The State Fair and his "Optimistic Apology" to "Bessie's Owner"! Plus Mr. Twister's Thoughts on "The BYU/Utah Rivalry" and...
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On this "Jon Carter Classic" It's Part Three of "Timmy's Saga with Sammy" as preparations begin for the return of "The  Missing Hen" from The Utah State Fair, Timmy's plans take a  unexpected turn when Sammy's accidentally subjected to the "Simmer Cycle" in Timmy's not to Secret Stash Spot! Plus Mr. Twister talks with Lake Powell's Lou Stryper on the favorite features & wa...
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On this "Jon Carter Classic" Billy & Bubba Beufort are out and about in support of The Utah Food Bank, with sermons & sanctification in hopes of persuading you to do the right thing in helping out your fellow neighbor in need! Plus Mr. Roberts clears up the confusion surrounding the religious observations of "Lent" and what people in Lehi consider "Lint"! Jon Carter, Legendary Radio Morning DJ who re...
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On this "Jon Carter Classic" It's Part 2 of When Timmy met Sammy as Timmy tries to Trick "Sargent, Sargent" into thinking Sammy's a Guinea Pig, but lays an egg and is forced to return Sammy to the Utah State Fair. Plus Jon's Ode to Special Women including; Mrs. Twister, Fabulo's Women of Power, and Jon's Special Song about Hillary Clinton in the White House, a lot more power than her whimpy old s...
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On this "Jon Carter Classic", The race to replace retiring Senator Orrin Hatch's Seat between Mitt Romney & Mike Kennedy is in full swing with minimal "mud slinging" which is a nice change from 'The Norm" with Timmy's paper on some of the qualities it takes to be in politics and one day President! Plus Twister's reminder about doing your civic duty and voting for all races including; The Antl...
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On this "Jon Carter' Classic" It's Part One of Timmy's Saga with "Sammy The Chicken" whom he first meets at The Utah State Fair where they bond over "Timmy Treats" like Cotton Candy, Popcorn & Taco's Yea! Plus Mr. Twister's Seasonal Sinus' & Allergies including his least favorite, "The Utah Suckweed", Bill Ziffel's yard decorating tips "West Valley Style" a...
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On this "Jon Carter Classic" Timmy's busy creating his "Allium Talker Thingie" after his latest viewing of E.T. where he finds a soft spot for "The Little Wrinkly Space Guy" because of their respective love for "Reese's Pieces" but soon finds himself in "Timmy Trouble" with "Pops" after doing nothing expect watching E.T. "Phone Home" and establishing questionable conta...
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On this "Jon Carter Classic" It's "Shorts Day" at school for Timmy as he searches for the perfect pair, but with a little extra weight added on from last year, even his shorts from "Blubber Warehouse" are too skinny to squeeze into! Plus Elder Berry's concerned about Elder Bush's level of commitment with "The Aroma of Trunkiness" having the companionship's strength brought into questi...
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On this "Jon Carter Classic" Camping with Grandpa has been an annual tradition for Timmy from favorites like sleeping under the stars, cooking marsh mellows and saying "Hi, I'm Timmy" to skunks. Plus he can always rely on his "Combo Canteen" for Water, Milk, Yogurt or to avoid "accidents" in his "Snoopy Sleeper Bag"! Also Fabulo's Lesson on pleasing the woman who doesn't like to b...
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On this "Jon Carter Classic" It's Spring Cleaning Time at Timmy's House with Weed Pulling on the Top of his Chore List from Pops, but feeling overwhelmed with too much digging and maybe missing afternoon cartoons, Timmy's thoughts turn to "Milly Liller Weed Killer" and Too Much for Pops to Take! Plus Mr. Robert's Annual Spring Time Lawn Mowing Courtesies PSA to avoid incidents between pesky & par...
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On this "Jon Carter Classic" Elder Bush's obsession for Ranch Burgers and Fry Sauce has subsided as conversations within the companionship of human feelings about the true meaning of loving thy neighbor, along with possible expulsion or a special transfer to Evanston, regular missionary obligations are once again top priority. And Mr. Twister's Photography Pointer's for KSL 5 TV Weather Calendar Worthy Shots, Ca...
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On this "Jon Carter Classic" Elder Bush receives the dreaded "Dear John" letter that many of missionaries have felt the heartache from, and even worse than her "Brotherly Love" is that his 1st companion is now going to be her companion! Plus Jon's Lamet about Ladonna's "Dear John Situation" and how sometimes even "A Geek at The Mall" can win over the heart of a pretty girl! Jon Carter...
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On this "Jon Carter Classic" The Spring Turkey Hunt in Utah brings only a few thousand licensed participants lucky enough to search for the elusive "Utah Wild Turkey" unlike the unfortunate Norbest Cousin's down on the farm. And Mr. Twister shares his showdown with a "Tom and 2 Hens" that left him with a few battle scars! Plus Fabulo's Lesson for satisfying a "Professional Secretary" on Admin...
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On this "Jon Carter Classic" Spring Fishing in The State of Utah is here and Mr. Twister has "The Angler Info." from Strawberry Reservoir, Deer Creek and Jordenelle, along with "Bait Bits" featuring Calamari from Mark Eaton's Tuscany Restaurant and "Earth Day" activities and outings along The Wasatch Front for Monday. Plus Fabulo's Love Lesson for The Women of Utah on Compliments that will ha...
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On this "Jon Carter Classic" The deadline to file Taxes is once again reared it's annual ugly head and if you're one of the million's who have waited till the last day, have no fear because The Bible Brother's Tacky Tax Consultants are here with last minute advice to ease your troubles. Taking Text from "The Book of Confiscations" Billy & Bubba will have you saying "Say Hallelujah"! Plus ...
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On this "Jon Carter Classic" The 2017-18 NBA Playoffs are here with The Utah Jazz once again "Back in The Playoff Groove" and Mr. Twister still holds his "Skeptic Stance" from Adrian Dantley's Scoring Spree's to Stockton and Malone, The Jazz have yet to win it all. He'll still be rooting for Donovan "Spidey" Mitchell, "The Stifle Tower" Rudy Gobert, "Jinglin'" Joe Ingl...
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On this "Jon Carter Classic" as the tax deadline approaches and fears of IRS penalties fill the mind, Mr. Roberts is here from "The Land of Make Believe" with advice for "Boys and Girls" who have failed to file over the years including Mr. Roberts and his alias "Mr. Leavitt" along with a visit from "Bob Dog" while he waits to see if he's getting a refund of "milk bones" or paying ...
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On this "Jon Carter Classic" with The 2017-18 Bee's Season Home Opener here the rich tradition of Baseball in Salt Lake City continues from The Original Bee's, Gulls, Stinger's, Buzz, and Current Bee's, "The Salt Lake Trapper's" hold a special place in history with their 29 game winning streak in 1987 & Part Team Owner Bill Murray, The Trapper's & Dirk's Field remain unforgettable...
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On this "Jon Carter Classic" The Twister Household is back to normal after a Conference Weekend that always has Sister Twister glued to KSL 5 TV for "Announcements & Confirmations" with Mr. wanting to go for a drive & listen on KSL News Radio 102.7 FM & 1160 AM. But with The Mrs.'s getting her way Mr. finally gets fully dressed just in case "they're" watching! And Fabulo's Lesson on w...
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On this "Jon Carter Classic" Mr. Twister's decided to take it easy this Easter Weekend, with General Conference happening and no regular church service, M.T. plans on "Just Hangin" like he's learned so well from Jr. & Teeny, with no plans for yard work, sleeping in till noon and an extra box of Captain Crunch, Twister's all set. Plus Swami Salami's village tradition of hiding the "Kiwi Bird E...
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