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What's up, What's up? Welcome to another episode of
Kennel Talk podcast, Your boy cadet, the Bow Legged assassin.
And your boy DJ, Kid G. Turn y'all up real quick.
Little handing people what's going on, man.
Nothing much, man. You.
Fuck ass. Anyway, before I get on your
ass, we got a returning guest. Do we call you your Instagram
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name or? Yeah.
Miss Tippy, I forgot why you have that name, but you could,
you could tell the world again. Welcome back.
Welcome back. How you doing?
Hey, hey, hey, I'm doing good. Yeah, I, I don't know where
you'd be. I had to text you early.
I'm like, you going to be in Cali?
You going to be in Florida? You know, I'm a nomad.
I'm everywhere. Yeah shit, I've been a nomad for
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about 6 years man. I don't even know what home is
anymore. Shit.
But nonetheless, how's everybodydoing man?
What's going on with y'all? I was 25 treating y'all and that
*** look just as raggedy as me, boy.
Huh. You look just as raggedy as me.
Right. Raggedy Right?
*** I'm trying to wait till I get to Florida to get a haircut.
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*** I'm like. I'm stuck in it, right?
I ain't got nowhere to be nowhere to go.
That's the fact bro right? My wife ain't.
I'm like bro, I really don't give a fuck.
Yeah, man. Ain't shit going on, but yeah,
what's been going on since we last recorded?
I don't even know what's new in the world.
Trump still sucks. The tariffs are high.
Yeah, everything. High tariffs, trash.
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Yeah, every day is more stupidity.
Everything just high I. Mean speak for yourself.
I get a a fucking 12 pack of assfor $4.00 Canadian which comes
about $2.00. Maybe a dollar something in the
US. Well, I'm sorry you.
Live in life. The doctor's going into
candidates now. Say that again.
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They shipping, they shipping, they shipping sales the doctor.
This *** can't speak English. Said the doctors.
That's why I call you motherfucking Amaya.
You just fucking Amaya. Amaya from Love Island, That is
Kid G without a doubt. I'm just saying the doctors are
leaving. They're leaving.
Yeah, hey, focus, *** 'cause I know you.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm focused.
I'm focused. Anyway, we're gonna, we gotta
have a little ice breaker today before we get into a little Love
Island talk and our topics of the day and all that good stuff.
The ice breaker today, and I don't know if you can answer
this. I feel like you can't.
I feel like you're not gonna have any parts of this, but have
you guys ever had sex with somebody with a dirty crib and
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still finish the deep no. I don't think so.
I'm trying to think of college, no.
Bro yeah, College of. All times I.
Haven't. No.
No, she I got, I got introduced to a crib that was that was that
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was dirty. I went dirty.
It was it. No, it was.
She had roaches. But yes, roaches.
Roaches. Yeah, but I ain't do I ain't do
nothing with her. She just she just cooked me
tacos and broccoli on the side. Let's say that motherfucker.
No, I did not eat it. I told her I wasn't hungry.
Tacos. But she said I was cooking
dinner and I remember this. Story Dinner.
That's crazy, 'cause tacos and broccoli do not fucking mix.
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Dalek ain't no good. That motherfucking just like,
yeah, I got something in the freezer she just figured out.
Put it together, you know she had no fun.
Did you eat it? A mattress on the floor with the
TV. Oh, she had the 32 on the wall,
right? Yeah, I remember this story.
Damn. So what you did, you just
made-up a story that she had to leave?
Yes. You didn't eat the food.
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Wait, wait. You didn't eat the tacos.
No, he didn't. What kind of meat I was talking.
Roaches. It was ground beef.
After I saw the roaches, I was like, yeah, I'm good.
Damn. Yeah, now Roaches is crazy.
Though that's crazy but I know y'all judge us.
I had a one guy say that they purposely go and check like a
girl's bathroom just to see likeif it's clean.
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Yeah, if it's not, then they won't.
Cuz bro girls, y'all be having the hair everywhere.
It just be looking wild. I ain't gonna lie.
My cousin. Not all of them, though.
Not. All, not all dirt dirt, all my.
Stuff white. You got to stay clean.
Every day, you know, my cousin would I put him on blast?
He got a little experience with a dirty crib not too long ago,
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but I can't put him on blast. Then people find out anyway.
Anyway, yeah, you know those people that be like I was doing
laundry? I didn't.
No. Let's just think.
This ain't laundry. This is dirty.
Just. Don't invite me over.
You feel me like bro, I don't know.
Even when I have my apartment with K back in the day bro, like
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the room was always on point anddon't let me know I'm going to
get some coochie. That shit really going to be on
point. *** Mr. Clean. What, 3.5 seconds that
motherfucker could? Bro, I'll never do my bed.
Listen, I'll never make my bed. That's one thing.
I'm sorry. I don't do that shit.
The last time I made my bed, I was in the military, and then
when my wife complaints sometimes or whatever, yeah.
You need you need to work on that.
No why why why why why do you make your bed when you finna hop
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in that bitch and fuck it up anyway?
Like I will do laundry and that it.
Looks better and you Caribbean, you know you're supposed to make
that bed every morning. Hell no, I'll make that bed when
I got to leave for this, this next trip coming up.
But outside of that shit, that motherfucker up, that shit.
Wish I had the baby Cam right now so y'all can see it.
That motherfucking quilt. Just pillows discombobulating
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because I got the whole king to myself.
I ain't got to share with nobodyright now, you feel me?
So, but I do have experience with a dirty crib.
So yeah. So this was like a long time
ago. I think I was like 20-19, maybe
19 or 20 years old. And I had dated this girl and
she was like 5 years older than me, right?
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And while I dated her, I never smashed when I dated her, but
she waited till I had a girlfriend to like put the pussy
on me. And this was the first time that
I ever cheated in my life. And it opened up the door, the
Pandora's box to cheat. And I ain't gonna lie but
shaking my head. So I went to her crib late
night, bro. And this was JDI took his car.
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We had that little blacks Toyota, Solara, whatever.
So that *** I gave you $20, giveyou a call.
I ran over to the chick crib, man.
Listen, I told her last up. Listen, when I had to get up and
go to that bathroom and flick them lights on them roaches was
like, what's up, *** Wait, roaches in the bathroom?
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Bro, the roaches was everywhere.You know how bro?
You know the the thermostat, theroaches was behind that shit.
Like what? Roaches were everywhere.
I'm surprised the Roach ain't tapped me on the shoulder and
try to like get in the situation, you feel me?
Like crazy. Yeah, shout out to Cindy, man.
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I hope she got roaches at her older age.
Let's hope now. Oh shit, she's five years older
so she should be 40. She should not have no fucking
roaches at 40. Now she.
Has no. Excuse.
Yeah, actually, yeah. What's that area of damn car?
Carver Shore off of Carver Shorearea.
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You know Carver Shore, You probably don't know Carver
Shore. You know Carver Shore, but I
don't think you know that. Ain't got no business over
there. Where did you grow up?
Where did you grow up in Florida?
Palm Beach. Oh yeah, You don't know Orlando.
OK, so you only know UCF in the east side and all that.
Good. Stuff and the West side and
Apopka. What the hell you was going on
the West side? Get food and y'all used to have
parties over there sometimes. Yeah, every now and then, every
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now and then. That one place, I forgot the
name of it, but Blue label used to have that far as party then
we used to have to drive to. That's but from UCF days or from
UCF days. Well, this *** probably.
Might used to throw that party shit.
I don't even know, I forget. Where in spirit I.
Forgot where it was, but it was far.
Yeah. It was in like Metro West.
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Oh yeah, it was in the LA Plaza.Yeah, fuck.
What's the place called? I don't.
Remember the name was. It chakra.
Or no, no, it was, it was, it was.
Get dressed up. Yeah, it was American.
It depends on who, yeah. OK.
But Mike definitely was the party it.
Was far. That was like the the farthest I
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probably have been. Bro do you ever think about
this? I feel like I dressed up more
when I was younger than I do nowto go out.
Like. Yes, we used to go to the
compost a lot more than I do now.
Bro, when I was at UCF going to the parties, bro, I, I was
dressing up. We were dressed.
They. Dressed in facts, looking at old
pictures and shit. And honestly speaking, me being
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a *** that I am, I dressed up and always had some sneakers on.
So to a certain extent, I dressed up.
If I can get away with wearing sneakers, I was gonna do it.
I ain't gonna lie. I was in that mode back in the
day and then we. Definitely wore more heels for
sure. Yeah, back in the day, right?
Yeah, they're just walking in with flip flops and shit.
Yeezys and no fucks. Good.
Well, there's no dress code. ***just want the the promoters just
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want the money. There's no dress.
Code yeah, that should be dirty and and fucked up.
Like I keep seeing videos sent to me about Orlando downtown and
shit. I'm just like.
No, no, that's that's shot. That's shot dead.
Nobody thought. That was dead after all the
stuff happened. That's dead.
Everybody goes to international now, OK.
OK, but it was like fights. Popping off and shit like that.
That's what I was seeing in in the videos, like a lot of fights
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happening, I guess. I don't know.
Yeah. But the people that are down
there just look it. Look, Ratchet.
I bet they are. I bet they are shit.
My whole little brother, he his homeboy, got shot and shit.
Oh yeah, they do. Yeah.
Oh yeah, That video you had posted, I was like, where the
hell was that, though? What part of Orlando was that?
That was I'm starting to forget places in Orlando.
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It's a little passed by Columbian Burger on Kirkman.
What's that Plaza? Bro?
It's a Plaza by LA Fitness on Gerald or KG whatever.
Your name, Honestly, I, I know, I, I don't know.
I don't know what that Plaza, I don't know.
It's not cosmos. It's something, bro.
It don't even matter. But yeah, *** got in his
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feelings 'cause he popped off ata girl that didn't, you know,
want to give no attention. And the girl happened to have a
brother who has hands and got inhis ass, paused and someone
handed him a gun and he literally shot into a crowd,
bro, he hit, he hit my, my brother's homeboy, whatever.
Thank God he survived, but he got a hit a hip, he got a bullet
chilling in his hip 'cause he got to let it pass or some shit.
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Shit. Wow, the.
Bone has to close and it holds out.
Shit crazy bro 'cause I'm like my little brother is always
witnessing me like they best friends type shit and I'm just
like bro that shit could have went all types of different
ways. This is like my car that got
shot up. 02/2 So some shit did happen, yeah.
Then I shot the goddamn Tesla. Fuck that *** Tesla.
Sitting, sitting. Lovely in my in my house.
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That *** probably seen a 95 Toyota and was like Nah let me
hide behind this Tesla. Fuck that. *** was hid behind my
shit and they just throwing shots at each other.
Meanwhile I'm inside the house doing my little notes.
Jamming, jamming, you hear me? The next door neighbor come in.
Hey, hey, how you doing, buddy? What's going on?
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Is that your Tesla out there? I was like, yeah, I tried to.
You might want to go out there. They shot it up.
What? No, the police is out there.
It was like 8 or 9 police officers just lined up take.
He's a *** He's a *** from up north, so he was minding his
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business. He heard the shots.
Yeah, I heard it, but I I reallythought it was like fireworks
you. Thought it was fireworks.
No cause. 4th of July, yeah. Yeah, 'cause it went two weeks
out, so I'm thinking for July, the *** probably just popping
off. Meanwhile, my phone going
haywire, but it's behind me, youknow, charging.
Yeah, and my phone is just like Tesla.
Tesla, you know, some shit. Gonna send you.
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Phone and I'm just they send. You an alert like hey miss they
is shooting me. Wow.
Well, he was in the right place when he was going to go.
Out there and help me if. There's a material they can
replace. That that's your bag?
Hell yeah. Forensics came by and it was
like, yeah, you can't touch yourcar until we do our
investigation. Yeah, it the shoot, the shooting
happened around 8:00, about 738 o'clock.
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I didn't get to my car till roughly about 3/30, 4:00 in the
morning. And and only and only to put a
fucking bag over the fucking gunshots and the the the glass
that they shot did it. Rain at all?
And it rained. Did it, huh?
Did it rain? No.
Thank God it didn't rain. They got it.
Didn't rain. So what is Tesla gonna do?
They just gonna replace it. So I had to go through
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progressive, my insurance and then I had to insurance tow it
to a Tesla certified lot. Wait, that they only work with
Tesla cars? You ain't got Sentry.
Century what? That little camera shit a
little. Secure I do, but whatever, Kate.
Well, first of all, it's the copbecause this is a little thumb
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drive that goes inside. The cop took the thumb drive.
They took it as investigation. So they, so they they basically
got a feed, they got to look at the feed and pull whoever they
can. See First off man, listen, damn,
fuck the police. Them *** don't never do their
jobs. I remember I did the job for a
motherfucker one time from a hitand run.
Found the motherfucker a month or two later, followed the bitch
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to her address. Gave the mother.
I was I was blowing them sheriff's up.
I had to call a supervisor like hey man, I've been calling this
motherfucking he been hit me back.
He finally called me back. Ain't nothing happened bro.
I was told somebody is going to give me a call so they can drop
off my little phone drive. Three weeks now.
Two weeks now, yeah. There.
She go. Phone call and they probably,
hey, they probably got that shitat the crib like a TV movie.
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Yeah. Oh, shit.
Look, look, barely lost that. My shit ain't, you know, So
yeah. So the car, the car's at A at a
shop right now. It's gonna cost $8500 for them
to fix it, and then insurance isgonna pick it up and do
everything and hopefully my rates don't go up.
That's really about it. Well, fucking Tesla, *** Yeah.
Just kidding. Yeah.
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Sorry brother, I was, I was hoping they, I was hoping they,
they went ahead and told. Hey, listen, if you, if you had
a gun, you should have shot up the motherfucking.
Battery bitch. But The thing is the police saw
the police. Police report has all the
pictures, so I can't do shit. They got everything.
He couldn't even get to the car.Right.
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Yo, you could have fucking let. That man, I would have smashed
the fuck out of it. If it rained this shit like
that, but that should have been perfect, boy, I was.
Hoping. I was hoping I got gap too.
Come on now. Oh yeah.
You would have just got a new car.
That would have just been a new car.
Yeah, bro, yeah. You know, now I got, I got this
shit. Again, it's gonna be.
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It's gonna be fixed up. Yeah, they go.
They pretty much. I got a call yesterday,
actually, yeah, yesterday sayingthat they gonna go ahead and fix
it and put it together and like that, but the parts got to be
ordered through Tesla and everything I was going to put
up. Well, that's crazy.
You got to move, friend. That *** been there so God damn
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long. Hey, that's somebody telling
you. Hey *** it's time brother.
I've been here for over six years, but it ain't shit like
that happened ever. Exactly.
What's going on? It's the Y NS.
It's the Y NS, the *** out of school having a party.
My Mama neighborhood. Invited.
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Always, always some type of shoot.
Ain't never *** done got robbed on that knock on wood.
We ain't never got robbed at my Mama house.
You feel me? Like all types of shit happened
over there. I had a girl over one night.
Gunshots happening. What's that?
Don't worry about it. Lay down ain't.
Got nothing to. Do with us, ain't got nothing to
do with us. Open the look, peek in the back
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window One time. It's fucking Cheryl's walking
through our backyard with shotguns.
Oh yeah, time to go to sleep, you know?
Not my business bro. Shout out.
That's crazy. Shout out to Crime Hills man.
But anyway, let's get into a little bit of some side shit
'cause you brought it up and I'mlike man come on the pod and
talk yo shit 'cause so Love Island has been taking over the
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world but my Co host knows nothing about this fucking show
aside from what's posted like inclips and shit like that which I
don't understand. *** even Randywatching that bitch that ***
text me the other day like yo this bitch is crazy.
I'm gonna hop on it. I'm gonna hop on Peacock.
Peacock. Pause.
No, because I I, I, I pay for Peacock.
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I don't even use it. Now that's crazy.
Yeah, they took my little $8 religiously every month.
Stole somebody log in for that one shot.
Yeah, I got somebody log in too.Yeah, I ain't.
Want to call y'all tomorrow? They take my shit religiously.
*** you know how many things I got?
I got Max. I got Paramount.
Yeah, I got. I don't.
Think about it. I got Sling for the NBA player.
I need to cancel that bitch. I got it for the finals and then
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I forgot to turn it off anyway. So Love Island.
How do you feel about Love Island Miss debut?
So this season is not as good aslast.
Season but I like the black girls more.
I I did not like the the I didn't like the black girls on
the last one. You ain't like Serena and the
other like Airhead 1. Serena is the one that won.
Yeah, I liked her. You know why I ain't like her?
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Why? She was fucking with that ***
head. You feel me like that *** was
playing his role the minute he stepped out and was like, you
know what, you're not giving me the attention I'm looking for
and try to get out somebody else.
And I seen her feelings. Now is this.
Now you ain't shit like. What's the point?
What's the point of the show? So Peter LeBron Island to try to
find love, and then they'll bring in like bombshells and
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extra people to throw it off to see if they can make a
connection or break up the couple that's already.
There they had a bond already. They'll bring in like new girls,
new *** and then, you know, to see if they're going to stick
out with a bond or if they're going to move on to the next
person, basically. But yeah, I ain't like, I ain't
like Serena. I ain't fuck with.
I like the *** Court wasn't in Cordell.
He was Cordell. He was a guy.
He was a good guy. Her.
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I ain't fuck with her, man. I ain't like, it was just
something about I was just like,it's giving manipulation to a
certain extent. Like no, no, you know what it
was with her. She was broken.
And I've dealt with broken before, right?
So she was broken and it's OK when you're broken, but like, if
you don't want to get fixed, that's where I have a problem.
You know what I'm saying? Like you just want to sit in
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your brokenness and now you dragging me into your brokenness
because I'm, you know, obviouslyI'll fuck with you.
So now I'm trying to help you out, but it's like, it's like a
motherfucker drowning and they freaking out.
You try to help them, they gonnafuck around and drown your ass.
That's how I felt about her. I ain't really care for her.
I still. Don't some people like that shit
though? That's true.
They. Stay together.
I bet they they together for goddamn money.
I ain't believing that. They stood together.
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Apparently it's working out great.
The top three couples that won last season?
All three of them stood together.
Aaron, I'm fucking it again. Aaron that's the show where it.
Look yo, that bitch had different levels.
She just said she said the same name, but she had different
levels. It was like happy Aaron, Matt
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Aaron. I was like bitch shut the I
would hate my name bro. God damn anyway they working out
me and Kiji gonna have to get onthe next season because these
people have found love. Go ahead bro.
Oh hey Mr. You, you down to do all that nasty ass kissing this
shit they got going. Wait a minute, I don't want to
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do all that kissing. You saw how some of them had
cold sores on their mouth and they were still kissing.
You saw that? Homie who went on a went on a
trip and he ends up yeah, and I'm kissing some some rando on
the boat. I think he thought he was in
love. Until we see her turn around and
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go make out with the next. Thing.
Bro I could not 5. Seconds after he kissed.
After she kissed him. Bro, I couldn't be on the show
because like, bro, they'd be having these little challenges
where like literally basically at the end of the day, bro, you
didn't kiss every person. Everybody.
Yeah, that's the only thing I think I could do the challenge.
I could sit and talk and do the dates and get to know you.
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All that kissing. That's too much kissing.
Yeah, I ain't with that shit. That shit is crazy as hell.
Like at least I ain't bringing the shit from last year.
But they were like bro, last year, dog, they was doing some
shit. I don't remember what it was
that they were transferring fromeach person, but they were like
spitting shit from each like on some frat.
Shit in each other's mouth. Yeah, on some frat shit from
like girl to *** to *** to girl and like.
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It was disgusting. Boy, if I'm the first person,
you good to go. But the last person you the last
motherfucker. Boy, you done that at all?
That shit no good but this? Season.
That milk challenge was disgusting to me.
Yeah, I think it was just like colored water.
I hope it wasn't milk. That's that's crazy.
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And you? Got to do it.
Yeah, part of the challenge, I guess, bro.
Yeah, man. But let's talk about it a little
bit. So in the beginning, who was
your who was your favorite couple in the beginning?
This is speaking about Jeremiah Hood Ace Shelly I guess.
Well, no. Shelly was with Austin.
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Austin yeah, I ain't like that shit.
It was I ain't like. That it was cool.
In the beginning I wasn't reallyfeeling any of them.
No, none of them, if I'm being honest.
Yeah, I wouldn't feel them. How do you feel about Jeremiah
getting kicked off bro? I feel like they hated it.
I feel like they kind of hated on.
Jared they hated like they hated.
On here because he could have been with that little Spanish
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girl. Yeah.
Oh yeah. Yeah, Jared.
Hey, you would have fucked with that one.
Well, little bit of what got. Hell, I won't get her.
What? She only thing is, she seemed
kind of boring. She was dizzy, yes.
Yeah, she had no personality. 100% dizzy bro.
She was all body. She had a beautiful face.
She was very pretty. Buttrash.com when it comes to.
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Person no personality. I don't know what y'all would
talk about and I think that's why it wouldn't work.
Yeah, yeah. But I feel like they definitely
did. They kind of hated on him and
got him out of there. Austin should have left instead
of him. Oh yeah, without a doubt, Austin
should have been a long time ago.
He pulled out the white boy moves.
He should have been voted to fuck off.
I like Austin is white white because the moves right there is
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Caucasian suburban. I grew up with both of my
parents with a white picket fence moves.
You feel me? So.
No. Is he in the black skin or he's
actually no he? Was white as.
Fuck no, he's white. He's from.
Fort Lauderdale, Yeah, yeah. White, from Lauderdale, OH.
God, yeah. He's a pool boy in Fort
Lauderdale. A lot of the people on the show
are from Jacksonville and LA. I'm like, that's crazy.
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I ain't seen none of them and I'm between the two cities.
Never ever the one Shelley. I think they said she's from
Orlando if I'm not mistaken. Yeah, One of them from Orlando,
somebody from Nick from Jacksonville, he was in Palmatus
because he was talking about Clematis.
I was like, wait a minute. Oh, you know what Mary says?
Yeah. And the other Austin from Fort
Lauderdale, he said he was a pool boy in Fort Lauderdale.
Fucking all old people and. Shit.
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Yep. Oh, and the body count
challenge, What you thought about that?
That is a crazy game to ever play in public, I ain't gonna
lie. What did you think about the
numbers you saw up there from the girls and the guys?
I don't even remember that shit.Was the girls high?
Who was the highest for the girls?
Who done? It makes.
Sense I believe Huda was that. It makes fucking sense now.
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Hey I. Think it was HUDA or it was
either HUDA or Shelly, I can't remember.
I think it was HUDA. No I was Huda.
It was so to Gerald and anybody else that hasn't watched Love
Island. So the girl on here is is her
name is Huda. She is Middle Eastern.
I don't remember what country she's based out of but she got
to be a fake Middle Eastern woman because I ain't never
heard of a Middle Eastern woman as a single baby Mama and just
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fucking she don't fuck 2 *** on the show.
Already, and every chance she'd get in a challenge, she'd be
ready to show them stripper moves.
Like a motherfucker, like bitch,you was a stripper back in the
day. So, so let's talk about her with
Jeremiah, right? I feel like the the thing that
I've seen with her with with Jeremiah and Chris is like, as
soon as they fuck her whole shitjust flips.
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Change. Bitch just changes bro.
They showed, they showed them fucking.
They showed them moving. They.
Showed like them under the covers, like moving.
Yeah 1 episode they showed a little white girl spitting on
her hand and shit like on some like but yeah and spit start
this bitch y'all nasty. Hey, so they look and.
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Mind you, they all sleeping in the same room, Jerry.
Same fucking room bro. There's one big ass room.
Everybody bed next to each other.
I don't know why nobody ain't left and went and slept in the
Speakeasy to get some pussy. You feel me?
Like it's so many areas though. Maybe in the same room?
Same. Fucking room, bro.
I think the, well, the first person to fuck was Huda and then
Sierra. Yeah, Sierra and Nick.
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How? How was that even?
Can I say? Oh it's possible. *** we was all
in college before. *** I mean, yeah, but when you when you when
you a certain age, it's kind of like, yeah.
Yeah. But they they're that, they're
that age, though they're pretty young.
They're kind of young. They're like 2220.
Four. Yeah, OK, Speaking of young,
wild and freak. Hey bro, I got to show you this
one chick. You remember Vanna?
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Oh yeah. The bitch that said she was 20?
Bitch 21? What the fuck?
Hold on bro, I got to show you apicture for you to understand.
What was her name? She looked.
Old dog she had. They all look old, the plastic
surgery. Bro Oh yeah, that's all.
Right they got to be big, they got to have some money because
plastic surgery she's. Trying to put the best pictures
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of herself on her goddamn page. Well, you know, they do their
nose and little stuff. Bro, but she looked like the
motherfucker from Saul. That's what she looked like, the
little mass thing from. With the cheeks and shit, yeah.
When she said 21, I'm pretty sure the whole world gasped at
the same time. Oh, she was one of the
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bombshells. Yeah, yeah, I didn't.
I didn't care for her. I ain't like her at all.
So we're going to Fast forward real quick to Hooda and Chris in
the baby, the baby's challenge thing.
How did you feel about how she was acting during the baby Shit
like. I think she was doing the most
that was too much. I think she did the most with
Jeremiah also and everything shejust like she crashes out very.
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What? Hey Gerald bro.
So with the first *** she was coupled up with her after they
don't fuck me shit. You know the bombshell, the
little Dominican chick, she comes in and whatever happens.
I don't even know how they endedup.
Stop fucking with each other. Whatever bro, this girl Hooda is
calling him. Oh you a.
Bitch ass you a pussy ass bitch that.
Like in front of everybody just going, I said, oh.
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Disrespectful. You don't do that.
This is after they fuck. Yes after they fuck bro all that
nice girl shit went out the window my *** like bro bitch is.
Crazy see the guy what she wanted.
Bro in America love her. Bro I said America needs fucking
therapy because what's wrong? With y'all, she should have been
gone. She should have been gone.
Why are you treating him like that?
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And he was so patient and calm. Like he said in my.
Head, I'm like any other *** would have crashed out right
back on. Oh y'all would have hated me.
I would have went out with a bang.
Bitch, fuck you. He he probably wanted to stay on
the show though, so. Yeah, he did.
But then. He knew he was done with her so.
Yeah, and all the girls wanted him, so he was pretty much
straight to be honest. He was good to go regardless.
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So Fast forward, the next *** she starts fucking with is this
*** named Chris. This *** like 6768 black dude.
So they end up fucking. So now there's a challenge where
they like give them all babies and you know, they got to act
like, you know, they're taking care of the baby, all the shit,
but at the end of the day, they're fucking fake babies,
right? Yeah, this bitch has a 5 year
old at home. You already a shitty mommy in my
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head, bitch, because you left your daughter to go fuck on the
goddamn show for the whole worldto be judging you.
So fuck you and your parents, right?
So you know the *** he's taking the series, but he's not at the
same time. She's like Chris, Oh my God,
you're snatching the shirt off of her head like that.
Like doing like Aggie in the air.
Just keep going, going, going. So the *** is trying to stay as
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patient as possible. He did a good job.
He did because no, no. So then it's like so many things
bro, even a *** JD was like whathe said.
I think he told her to shut up or like wait or something and
she was like what? Yeah, don't tell me to shut up
anymore. Shut the fuck up, man.
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Then she asked he asked her for a kiss.
She want to kiss him. Bro Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's
wild. She told this man, I do not want
to kiss you in front of everybody because it's out in
the open and like in the bed, it's more private.
But she just had sex with him. It's.
Private. It's private with every other
person in the room. Which she was private bro.
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I said oh this bitch is weird. I'm like yo they disowned her in
the Middle East for show though,Ain't no way.
That's what. She says to you she probably
don't. It don't make no sense.
Don't make no sense bro. So it's OK for everybody here,
your coochie flapping, but you can't kiss him for everybody.
Bro that's what I want to know. And then when, when he said
something like she end up and then this is another thing that
like I ain't gonna lie watching Alondra too.
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Alondra and her, they low key trigger me bro 'cause I'm like,
'cause once you don't been manipulated and then you see
people being manipulated, it's like, what the fuck?
Like this is what it looked likefrom the outside bro.
How come I see this shit? Exactly.
Where should be cutting him off every time he speaks and I hate
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that he's always like can you let me finish?
Can you let me finish? I'm like, this is I hope that
women are watching this and learning like when a man is
talking, you let them talk, thenyou talk.
You can't keep. That part.
Cutting them off and then you think they don't want to fuck
with you afterwards. Now they're low key annoyed,
they don't want to be around you, and they're done with your
ass. They shut down because it's
like, what's the point of me even saying anything because you
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aren't listening? Like I can't even get my words
out. My favorite word.
You got it. Bro.
You got it. I'm done, you got it.
I'm walking the fuck off. And that's what he did.
He told her he was over it. What was this part right?
I don't need. Your ass.
No no no, you like being dominant lol this is.
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The part that went viral? Dominant.
Huh. You you like being.
Dom, I had to lead your ass. No, no, no.
You like being dominant. I do.
But I had to help you. You were just trying to be
dominant, and I'm not someone who likes to be dominated.
It was like combative. I'll find someone submissive.
You were trying to do too much. I was like, what is she doing?
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And then you got your head in the game.
Sure. You got your head in the game
for sure. Yeah.
OK, Yeah. OK, good talk.
So you like me? She did a wild dog, bro.
She did a wild dog. So good talk.
Low key, everybody was on this *** ass because of how he was
Like you like you like that? Yeah.
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He was talking with his teeth. I'm mad weird.
But he called it bro. Like bro.
It's like with her, you give thepussy and all of a sudden she
just feels like I own you, bro. And it's a different mentality
for women, I guess. I don't know, she kind of gave
*** because that's the *** vibe *** feel.
Like that I. Would say that's kind of like a
controlling Caribbean man vibe, like you can't talk to nobody
else, you like your mind. Yeah, that's too much that.
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Shit. Crazy.
So who do you think from the wind though I feel like Ace and
Shelley is only feel like. Ace and Shelley should win
because they the only couple from the long.
I feel like a Maya and Brian Maybe second place.
I can't stand Amaya. I can't stand that bitch.
The second and third place couldgo either way.
It could be Nick and Laundry. It could be a Mind brand.
Could be ours. You like laundry?
I don't like her. I.
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Like her? I did like her until the crash
out her her slight crash out. So I feel like I.
Feel like it was warranted. So sometimes the the other
people can vote certain people off.
Like they have a thing where I think it's like if you win.
The America can vote. Let me see if we can vote today.
I can tell you. So yeah, I'm not that invested.
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I'm not going to download the app to vote for this.
Shit, we can't vote yet. So, yeah, so America can vote
people out. So the last people America voted
out, they just voted out fuckingClark and Taylor and Taylor.
And they were good, even though Taylor was a goofball and I low
key feel like that *** like Dickin his ass.
I ain't gonna lie. Pause.
I'm sorry. Yeah, he's an alpha, so we don't
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know. Might like bananas.
He alpha, he thought that. Was a you see you didn't see it
on his chest. It's something.
I see it. I thought it was a Kappa thing
to do all that. Well.
Hey, let me not get this podcastcancelled.
Hey, hey, Blue, you know, because I'm not in none of.
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That man, fuck it, shout out to the sigmas, shout out to the
queues, oh shit, and shout out to the alphas.
That's the only people I got friends in.
So everybody else, well, iotas. They're all nice black men.
That's all I was saying. Very nice men, yeah.
That's a goofball. You'll be seeing how he kissed
bro, like when he kissed that first.
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I'm like, who the fuck kisses like that, bro?
Hey, hey, kid, picture, you know, like picture you have a
Tootsie roll when you was a kid,right, And you playing with a
pause like and you're like, I don't know that I don't want to
do it, bro. What the fuck?
That's why she crashed out though, because he was Taylor
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was pretending like he liked thelaundry.
He kept saying he was. He wasn't physically like if you
not if you don't like the girl, just say that so she can move
on. He.
Didn't want to get kicked. Off.
Yeah, that's what I think. He didn't want to get kicked.
Off still got kicked off, America said.
Yeah, I got to go. America said you played with
her, that's why she lost it. She was holding it in though.
You could tell she was trying tobe a demure black.
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Girl on the show, Yeah. Yeah, she got the best posture
I've ever seen in my life. Boy, that *** sit up so goddamn
straight. Shout out to her man, you know,
I hope. Oh, her body now Alondra's body.
Body's crazy. She's slim, thick.
She looks. Amazing.
That's a beautiful girl though, ain't?
I love me some tiger stripes, bro.
She yeah, she got it. She a little chocolate look.
They asked her. They were like, oh, where'd you?
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How's your How come your butt's so big?
She's like genetics. Yeah, you can tell.
I'm like, Dang, she's the only one without a BBLO here.
Just. Naturally.
And Clark? Oh, Clark too.
Yeah, Shelly. Ain't got no ass at all.
She's little, though. Shelly Haitian, She's a Haitian
on there. She's she's pretty okay.
She's very pretty. Who's prettier, Coco or Shelly?
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Coco had them teeth. Them two teeth.
That was just buttery brother. Yellow I.
Think Shelly. Two things that was her only I'm
like dog why she get them bitches white into something.
I am. Look, are you happy that Love
Island is like actually putting chocolate women on the show?
I love it. 100 percent, 100% Thelast one they put she wasn't
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attractive. She, she gave me the black girl
that dates white boys. The the last girl, you know what
I'm talking. About the one who end up airing.
Or the other one, the other one she ended up with like a light
scare or Spanish *** whatever. He Yeah, yeah, that one her she
gave she dealt with, you know, white boys.
She gave she had them them wigs.I was like that smelled some
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type of funny. The stiffly Yeah, the.
Stiff ones. That one, yeah, yeah, she gave
that type. Of the ones, the ones you got to
spray before you put them on. Like a motherfucker and just
flap them in the wind, air it out and feel and throw it on
your shit like a helmet and pat it down.
Oh. White men love those bro.
They love them stiffly, man. I'll be trying to see a nice
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like a very I don't know if I'veI've seen an attractive black
and white couple like in person,like an attractive one.
Like I look at them and I'm like, damn, they look good.
You know I'm saying like. They do exist, obviously.
They exist but where the fuck they at because I only see these
fucking butterball looking motherfuckers that be together.
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The *** got the team Jordan's own and she just got the the
shoes that was leaning into the middle.
You feel me? Like they be looking
discombobulated the ones I see, especially in Canada.
Yeah, I got to. Fire you some, I got to send you
some. Please do.
I'm not saying they ain't out there, but I ain't seen them.
And they also got to help each other like 11, you know, one's
got to be into style, you know, and even if, even if the white
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girl is just like, you know, youcould tell a white girl dressed
like a white girl. Yeah, certain styles.
That's OK. She's stylish anyway.
Tell her to dress like a black girl.
You could dress like your culture or whatever you want to
call it, right? And look nice and presentable.
Like that's cool. Anyway, move on from Love Island
man. I think Shelly A should win.
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That makes sense. Nick and Alandria, that shit
seemed forced. Everybody else seemed forced.
They kicked. They got rid of Sierra ass they
needed. To yeah, I don't think I feel
like you don't feel like Nick been trying to get Alondra the
whole time though. Every challenge they have he be
trying to kiss her. I feel like he he fetishizing.
OK, maybe. I think.
I think he is attracted to her though.
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I think, yeah, attraction, like physically, but is he attracted
to her on the basis of like, OK,they lead a show, they're going
to be together? I don't know.
That's the part that I'm. Like because they seem more like
friends, but they say he's supposed to start as friends so.
This is true because I do preachthat.
I definitely preach that, but itdon't seem like she was too much
interested. It seemed for me with her, it
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seemed like she's just trying tostay on the show, so she's like,
fuck it, I'm going to deal with this white boy well.
Kind of. And I also feel like she just
didn't believe that he would be,you know?
She's. Went on there to get a black.
You know she's not thinking thathe is actually interested.
In her because every white girl I've ever smashed, I had.
I didn't feel I had any businessfucking this little Caucasian.
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'Cause I feel like she like him and have a great friendship.
They always laugh and they get along very well.
But I feel like she like she doesn't know if like OK, like
you said, is he criticizing her or does he like her Like her?
That's the part that I'm trying to get to.
Like I haven't seen it yet that shows me like it's more than
just that. Like she's attractive as hell.
Obviously, yes. I mean, I mean, we'll see.
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He licked her feet in one of thechallenges.
That's how I knew he liked her. You.
Didn't see this. That's wild.
I. Didn't even think my blindfold.
Challenge at 1st and like everybody was blindfolded.
This was the first time and he you had to go up nobody.
Knew everybody was blind. That's why he did it, OK?
And he kissed her. That was the only other person
he kissed. He got it from the white girl he
was with, kissed her. And he went back and sat down
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and she was like, who the fuck was that?
I don't remember that one. Every challenge he'd be trying
to like. I can't say that, yeah.
It's weird. So I feel like he kind of like
her low key, but you know, he white, she black.
But he from Florida too, right? But he from Florida, they got a
video of him back in the day bopping and stuff.
Oh, OK, I'll send it to you. OK, all right, now I'll take my
shit back. OK, so.
He might, he might, he might want her.
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I might. Be outside.
I might be on the. Video so you could see it.
Might be outside every white girl that I came across like me,
my dark skin like dark. Skin.
No. But today you are the typical
man that white women would want.They love dark skin.
You know, you know, let me tell you something, right?
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Hey, it's the it's the espresso martini.
I mean that fucking creepy head like a bitch, but I learn how to
make this shit. I ain't stop making them sense
though. But anyway.
Tell me something. So for me, right, I like for
most part, I always dated light skinned girls, right, because
I'm like that, that's what was attracted to me.
But it it's later on in life, not too late, but like where I
was like they aren't like chocolate women.
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You know what I'm saying? Like light skinned girls is like
I feel like I only fuck with them because they came at me.
They do. So even the white girls, I'm
like it's probably a lot of white girls that had a crush on
me, but I just, I'd be scared. I'd be feeling like I'm until
like, Oh no. I wouldn't be scared if I was.
Eating. No ma'am, no ma'am.
My husband wants no problems. But I will say y'all know that
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black men have been voted the most desired race.
Seen that? Who the fuck is making all these
votes? Because all these shifts, I
don't know, but I'm going to take that one though.
We're going to take. That, but I believe it and I
know for a fact like most of thelike Hispanic light skinned
women and white women, they go for you chocolate, they take it
all young. I'll take.
It I don't know South Florida love me Kidji quietest.
Yeah, they love y'all. I I didn't have those kind of
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experiences. No white girl walked up to me.
Oh my God. Oh, you had you had a white
girl. They go for the darkest.
You had a white girl suck your little nasty football practice.
Yeah, yeah. But that was that was high
school though, man. That was, that was like, I
didn't know no better. You know what I'm saying?
She's nasty. Isn't going on that.
Bitch probably got five kids with fucking Tommy from
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downstairs. Boy, listen.
You know, I saw her on indeed. What's the what's the little
profile thing that you does the professional profile, LinkedIn,
LinkedIn. I saw her motherfucking
LinkedIn, I said. What she look like look.
At this one she be. Hey, what?
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She probably got diabetes sucking on salty balls all her
life. That's.
Crazy. I was like God damn Tom Thomas
past. Time is changing, huh?
OK, so let's get into some topics before we kick off.
All right? So do y'all feel like, have
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people lost their personalities?And what I mean by this is like,
it seems like women's personalities are their bodies
and it seems like men's personalities are what they can
buy and what they own as far as like values, I guess not values,
but like, you know, valuables. I mean, yeah.
I think so. I think social media has ruined.
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People took the words right out my mouth.
In general, yeah. It's ruined it, everything.
We are the last real group of people because we were able to
live life undocumented. We know how to go to bars
without to talk to people. We know how to socialize.
These people don't know how to do that.
It's all about image. I can tell you because I just
had a weekend in Miami and I waslooking around at all of them.
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I'm like, wow, they really just be here just to, they're
obsessed with how they look. They just there's.
Nothing. It's crazy.
Nothing. Like when you go on vacation,
you sit back and you see girls doing this.
All day. All day.
Every day like. Food like I'm here bro like
listen, have a conversation. Just take me, I'd get my 2
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little Christmas and then it's. Time to party.
Fill me with. The phone up bro I was literally
talking to wifey earlier and I was telling her I'm like damn am
I actually going to vlog becauselike obviously I'm being in
Florida for like 3 1/2 months for the birth of the new baby.
Shout out to Shanice. So I'm like all right cuz we got
a YouTube channel. Cassie and Cadet make sure I'll
subscribe and I'm like, okay, mymy cousin, he having a birthday
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shindig in Miami. So it's going to be a lot of,
you know, shit, but I'm at the point where I'm just like, but I
like to enjoy shit, bro. I don't even want to record.
Like I could say in my head likeoh I'm from the vlogging and
post it and all this shit, but then when I be in the moment
I'll be like man, fuck, isn't it?
Yeah, right. Right.
Enjoy for what it is. Enjoy.
Your one little video and then enjoy.
What I was just going to say, there's nothing wrong when you
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walk in there. You're going to show the people
when you out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever.
But like when you make it into the entire fucking night, Nah
bro, go sit the fuck down. I like my wife friend.
They would take 100 pictures when they had a spot bro.
Oh no, I just one or two and that's it.
My the people I was with, they obsessed with it.
When I tell you now social mediahas run people, these people are
(43:52):
obsessed with how they look theywant.
Everybody's a content creator. Everybody's a content.
I said this earlier because I'veseen this girl.
This girl's so ratchet, but she,like, thinks she's a
fashionista. And I'm like, bitch, what?
And I see her put the the get ready with me today.
I said, oh Lord Jesus, everybody, it's.
It's too much. It's ruined personalities.
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People don't have it. No personality, Yeah.
No and like nowadays like honestly speaking if you follow
a girl on social media right forthe most part not not like a
regular girl like a girl that got her body done she has no
videos of her saying anything. Like her shit is literally her
walking away showing her ass or she's hopping to grab something
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on the shelf. Like the personality is the
bodies and *** and I never understood *** in the comments.
Oh baby, I love you so much. Oh baby I'll eat the I don't
know. We could see y'all right, we
could that. Is on turn off. *** is weird
bro, it's a weird time. Weird.
I. Feel like it?
It does change your character. And *** *** who are inside ***
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or *** who are freaky on the outside or in person tend to be
10 times freaky on on social media, like doing weird shit.
Freaky. What kind of freak are we
talking about? Me.
I'm a freaky ad *** but goddamnit, I ain't gonna jump in
them. Comments, but do you?
Think they would be like that inperson.
Hell no. Hell no, I don't think.
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So I think you got a lot of fucking balls behind the fucking
screen. All right, no.
When you're behind the fucking screen, you could do what the
fuck you say what the fuck you want.
Can't nobody say nothing. You got Twitter fingers like a
motherfucker. But when it comes to face to
face, these be the same *** thatbe at the bar chilling, don't
even lie. Nobody on my contact can't speak
to nobody bro. Because like you said, they they
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don't, they don't have that interaction.
They. Don't have the social aspect.
Yeah, they don't. All they know is to just spend
money on people, take shots, like take pictures, just be.
I mean, but I I blame the men too, because they be feeding
into these women. They they just want to be around
pretty girls for their ego and they'll spend thousands of
dollars and then women think that that's normal.
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The the *** that actually got it, that's never, that's never
been able to pull women with just their conversation.
Now they've gone. Now they got here, they got some
money. All.
Right, cool, let's go, let's ride.
You want VIP? We got bottles.
Come on, let's ride. You know, there's no
conversation. And the girls that's doing this
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is like, well, a *** just paid $1200 for me to get in the
section. Next week they come to the same
club. I can't fuck with you unless you
pay for that section. And it's like you see what I'm
saying and. Messing up with doing
Mississippi as fuck what they want because now they're now
they're all. Expecting yes, like me, don't
give a fuck, I'm still going. If you spend.
(46:46):
It if you spend it. If you don't, just know I got my
own money and if I want to go, I'll go.
And if I don't? I stay home.
Hey, you know what's so crazy about about the world?
*** She's on the boat, right? She having a good ass time and
I'm scrolling. I'm looking.
She got ass popping this shit. People popping.
That. Shit too, you feel me?
I'm like clicking the story, I said. *** had to get in it.
(47:10):
I had. To go back, I had to get it.
I'm talking my. In it.
But listen, I had to go back. I'm like, hold on now, this
motherfucking girl look familiargirl, what is he doing on the
people boat? Oh my God.
Oh my God. I'm telling my cousin.
(47:33):
Hey, hey, listen, I sent the video to that *** right?
And I and at first I sent it, I just sent it like regular
screenshot and your name was on there and I know him.
So I, I took I unsense it and I cropped your shit out, right.
And he see the video of the girldoing her thing on the boat and
he's like, oh, who is that? I said, Oh, that's my home girl
or whatever. I guess she on the boat or
whatever. And then he's like, oh, what's
(47:55):
your home girl Instagram. I said Nah *** you say you was
done with her. Right.
Right. I just know that *** so well
bro. I know him so well bro like but
agreed back to what you were saying kid G like I do
understand and I respect that I said that before.
Like *** that never could get women when they were like broke
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and now they got money and now money motivates these.
A lot of these, I'm not going tosay all of them, but a lot of
these women, it's like they feellike they that *** bro, like no.
Sir, you're still looking? Too baby.
Actually lame. Lame as fuck.
Like we laugh and joke about you.
Bro, none of that. Bro you know my wife went before
she got married on this shit. You know all these *** in her DM
so she she know all the cornball.
(48:38):
Even her little circle of friends like damn near them
girls boy them *** be in their DMS and shit so I'll be laughing
right along with their ass. I'm cool with all the home girls
y'all *** Lame as hell. Lane Yeah, but you know, I think
men as well as women fuck it up for everybody because then like
they go on social media, they talk about how for *** ain't
ready to pay for this and *** that got money, that's this.
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Lane Talk about some oh, you should pay for this, you should
pay for that. If you ain't got it, just say
you ain't got it. It's it's and everybody that
don't that don't fall in that bracket or don't go outside or
don't do anything. Now they feel like, you know
that that's your application. Follow this.
Yeah. And if you don't, you beneath
them, but you've. Got to I.
Feel like they just be doing that for the Internet.
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Oh. Of course you got to have
discernment to understand like it's, it's, it's other people
out there. Like obviously there's
definitely women out there that feed into and think it's really
going to rotate like that. And there's *** that think it
like think like that too. But it's definitely more than
just that. Bro come on now that's why I
back to what you said to Miss Tippy.
Like our group of like our age group or whatever.
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Like we're navigating through this shit very easy compared to
the ones younger than us for sure.
They're having a rough time. They're trying to commit
suicide. They they have body dysmorphia.
They feel like they have to be perfect.
They are really having a rough time.
Back to that white girl from Love Island like you 21.
You did all this work already? Like self hate is crazy dawg.
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You didn't. Even wait till 25 to see if your
body was. On you could have filled out,
you could have had a baby and like turn into something good,
you feel me like. But hey, to each it's own man.
Damn near damn near all the girls on that bitch.
The white girls all have some type of lip injection, including
Sierra Spanish ass. But nose job.
Yeah, who had a nose job? That's crazy.
A lot of them where Huda Sierra Tana could.
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Have got that booty done, that'sfor sure.
They got a lot. It's like the Internet, the
Internet set the standard, set some type of unwritten standard
for how you're supposed to treata woman, how you supposed to
treat a man, how you supposed togo out and pay for this, pay for
that. And it's crazy because now the
social media is going into the religion aspect.
I've seen some stuff like in like in in churches and I'm
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like, why are y'all preaching about this?
Yeah, we learn about God, y'all taking social media aspects and
then throw it in and I'm just like, yeah, now I can't.
Now it's it's all like. They're trying to go viral.
They want to go viral much? They're living in the Internet
age as well. They saying why shit to go
viral? *** said lock the doors.
Yeah, close the doors. Close the doors. close the
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doors. I need $40.
That's crazy. That is just.
It doesn't make sense. What?
Let me out this church? Yeah, bro.
It's going to be hard for us to find somebody.
That's all I know. You know, and social media is so
bad and then the church is just as bad.
Like, you know, we're going off topic a little bit, but I, I
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haven't been to church in a while.
Do I pray, definitely pray with my little baby girl before we go
to sleep. But the church is.
Lost not the same I. Don't want to?
Get lost. It's.
Definitely different, but you know, what it is, is I think
they're trying to keep up with the young folks because they are
the churches of tomorrow. So if you get them to, if you
get them to follow, they they got to fill spots like these
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motherfuckers are just leaving, You know, I'm saying, excuse me
for saying motherfuckers, but deacons and all them, they they
leave, they like, they cycling out.
Yeah. So you got to bring the young
people in. And a lot of young people ain't
in the church no more. So how can you appeal to the
young folks? I seen a video on TikTok, I
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guess they was at like some typeof church camp, but they was
doing like TikTok dances to to Christian music or whatever.
And like the comments they was tearing their ass up in the
comments. They were like how dare you?
I'm like but that's. Been that's been a thing a lot
of people were doing praise dances to Tupac, you know,
intro. So that's been a that's been a
thing not not to like physical lyrics, but like to the salt to
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the to the, the, the beat, the tempo, the beat, yeah, the tempo
and everything else like that. Church is.
It. Yeah, bro, it's been like that
for a minute. That's an impairment.
So it's nothing. It's not that that's that's been
out there. It's just, I think it's just
elevated a little bit or evolved.
Yeah, I don't know, but good luck to y'all.
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I'm married. Don't rub it in.
Our face. Every day I see the shit that
motherfuckers be posting, I'll be like good Lord, I'd have
snapped a long time ago. But you know what if if you, if
you get caught up in all that and you don't use social media
for what it what it's supposed to be fun, fun.
Yeah, I use it for. Fun and spreading information,
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like wise information, but you can get lost in that shit.
I got I got one homie that I know right now, like he, he
can't keep a car, can't keep this, can't keep that because he
feels like he needs to keep up with the Joneses.
And yeah, because you know, social media, you know, just
that there is, it's more like I need to do this for.
So I had a roommate like that. Like he would bro when I tell
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you had little to nothing. Not like nothing, but he would
make it a point to go get a chain watch, shout them just to
keep up with the Joneses and have them on payment plan.
Shout out the hill. Fuck that *** Fuck that *** bro.
He threw you under the bus, bro.Fuck that *** This old bedroom.
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This old bedroom was on fucking layaway like.
That's crazy. I would never.
I don't even know who the Joneses are.
So. Hey, let me tell you something.
Hey hey hey, judge your Mama. But I put the Chris Brown
tickets on that PayPal 4 payments though.
Fuck that *** No, that's. Good, that's a good ass seats.
Bro, when you sleeping on a mattress and them *** come to
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the door and be like yo, Oh yeah, we going we going to need
that. We going to need that.
All right, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead in the room, go ahead.
And you just watch, drinking your drink while you *** Your.
Bedroom get repoed bro. That was the day when I was
like, yeah, Nah, you got to get.Your shit together.
I got to get my shit together because ain't no bro, ain't no
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way I'm I'm, I'm here with another *** that's that's
getting his shit repoed. You know what I'm saying?
I ain't never seen no bedroom get repoed.
That's crazy, but it happened. It sure did, but he was living
for the Joneses like he had to get the bestest had to get the
shoes the same 3rd and everything was phones.
He had like 3-3 phones to benefit with the payments just
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for a look. That was that was *** took look.
Hell no I can't. He was in Rent-A-Center. ***
went to Rent-A-Center and took out a, what was it, a Xbox.
And them *** running the Xbox bad as fuck along with the
fucking room. And them *** used to come to the
house and be like, yo-yo, just say I'm not here.
I'm like what? This ain't that.
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That ain't Jehovah Witness thesepeople.
Are ready. Yeah, they want they shit, you
haven't paid for it. So yeah, I, you, I've, I've
lived with people that live behind, you know, amongst their
means. And it's just like, why, why,
why would you do that? Nah.
Bro I don't like that shit at all.
The only thing I'm contemplatingright now, I was talking to wife
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earlier. I was trying to get her to let
me get a gun, a new gun. Well, there's a.
Good show. Yeah, you.
Feel me there's there's one every every once in three months
so you can go get the cheap gunsYeah, I found a.
Little spot online, but I was trying to finesse her 'cause she
doing some like some designer shit for her birthday.
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I'm like babe, if you let me getthe gun, I get you.
Them shoes. It ain't work.
It ain't work. Damn, just you still got to buy
the shoes too? I'm like because she pushing
that. Baby, what's the push?
Present? Yeah.
You feel me? She she was supposed to get a
car a long time ago, but we ain't been in no one spot for
long. So don't waste your money on
that, yeah. Hell no.
She gonna get that though. When we finally find a spot, the
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next spot is the final. Wait, let me not say that
because. I don't say that.
You don't know. You got to be, you got to be,
you got to be this close to the final spot.
Just just get her the shoes as apush present.
No, she wanted for. Her birthday, That's first.
Yeah, I get that. Well, no, it's not first.
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It's not first, but yeah, she going to get it for her birthday
though. Well.
What's the push present going tobe?
Man, I got to get a goddamn car.She is overdue.
I don't even want to think aboutthat shit because I'm like, bro,
we need a house. We overdue for a house.
But because we, we ain't been. We lived in California where
these motherfuckers are selling $1,000,000 houses and you got
500 square feet. I would never.
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Don't do it. Yeah, you got to get well, what
part of California do you want to be in?
Because there's new homes over here.
No, no, that's when we were there.
I'm not trying to go back to California.
Oh, OK. No, no, no, no, no.
Because when I was. There Cliff talking about some
500,000. Because when I was there I was
paying my rent was like 2 racks for like a one one right?
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So I'm like damn, I'm paying 2000.
Let me look at these house prices because I don't know how
long I'll be here man I've seen them prices on these houses that
was like made in like 1950. They selling them for 1.2
million. I said I was going.
To say 1.3, it's more now. Yeah, it's way more now because
everything doesn't going up, everything going.
Up. Yeah, this was before COVID, so
yeah. Yeah, it's way more now.
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Honey, get a house here. I think it's going to go even
further because it used to be a seller's market.
Now sellers can't get nobody to buy.
Yeah. So it's kind of like everybody's
at a standstill. Like, whatever you have, keep
like, even down to cars. Yeah, whatever you have, don't
fucking go and buy a car thinking that you're going to
get like 7 percent, 8%. Like no I want car bro.
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Nothing new. I don't want nothing new, yeah.
I want mom. Sleepy.
Oh well, I ain't going to go to.Much into that but my Mama, I
was telling her yeah, don't get rid of the house so she.
Tried No, don't say like. Yeah, she tried.
To put it she's sitting on something you'll never get.
Yeah, I told her like she tried to put that shit in my name, you
know, in the will or whatever. I'm just like, that's probably
your best move because I'm not. I don't plan on ever getting rid
of the house. If anything, I'll build on it.
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But like, bro, we we know now. Yeah, command is the well.
Well, get a trust. Get a trust and put it into a
trust so you don't have to go toprobation.
Yeah. I'm doing, I'm doing all my
parents estate stuff right now. Oh.
Yeah, no, when I'm there for three months, we get all that
shit handled. Yeah, it's, it's a bitch.
When once, once, once it goes tothe government.
You're gonna have to fight them.They're gonna have to tell me.
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Prove us. They prove to us that.
You can like them bitch ass. They made any payments on the
motherfucking. Houses and they make you pay the
top the property taxes on what property taxes now versus what
you caught it. Yeah, so you need to.
Yeah, so. I'm, I'm, I'm gonna get in with
you when I'm in Florida. I'm gonna get on with you.
Yeah. So the last topic.
Let's see. Alright.
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Are you guys cool with where you're at now in life,
relationship, financially? What is the expectation for
people our age in your opinion? Oh Jesus, I feel like the I
think this is too high. What what I think if you, if
you're looking at expectations, I think everyone should have
their own based upon their situation, right?
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Everybody has a specific Ave. and direction that they're going
into. So your expectation may be
different from somebody else's expectation.
So at the end of the day, I feellike my expectation can't be the
same from the *** across from mebecause they may not be
financially where I'm at. I may not be financially where
they're at. Vice versa.
They may not, you know, want thesame things I want.
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They may not need the same things I need.
I think you you set precedence on what you want in life.
No, and just take it from there,but.
For you, do you feel like you'rein a good place right now?
That was part of the. Question I feel like I'm in a
decent place, but but everythingcould be better.
You know what I'm saying? Like it's it's there's never any
room for complacent. No matter how high I am, I want
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to be higher. You know what I'm saying?
No matter how much I have, I want more.
And it's not being greedy. It's just never being
complacent. That's the difference.
So I feel like anything could bebetter.
Any and and everything is plenty.
So for me, I'm always looking atthe cup halfway empty.
Like even if you're pointing to me, it's still empty.
Come on, let's go give me some more.
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Whether it's knowledge, whether it's how, how to get more money,
whether it's, you know, how to flip this, how to flip that, how
to invest. You know, I could be, you know,
I look at millionaires, I read books and I listen to all kinds
of stuff and financial people tell you the whole time they,
they, they're the people that spend the lease and always find
ways to multiply their money no matter where they're at.
No right. So yeah, that's what that's what
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those life insurance plans that's.
The cheat code. I haven't said this before.
Get them life insurance plans. I don't.
Get them early, Get them early. Start.
Start. Acting like these white people
man don't spend your money on shit.
And listen, I you all, I said touch your own.
Everybody should get into I you all.
You know what I'm saying? Like get all of that.
It's so much knowledge out there.
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It's so much and you'd be surprised how much people think
like death or life insurance is just for death is actually the
Iuls are for living living benefits I need to get I need.
To get to build, you can build. Some money, like literally, like
you can pay into it right now. Yeah, on all the way to about
60. You can build a $90,000 pension
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for you for the rest of your fucking life.
Like they're paying you. This is your money on top of the
fact that you have life in. Yeah, look into IULS.
Like you can literally pay into your life pension plans, they
have it to where you you have a cash value.
The earlier you do it the betterbecause if you try to do it
older then. They and older when they start.
Getting on your ACT. Take money out the closer to
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death to IFA or FAFAIA and made it make it progress.
There's like different ways, butif you do it now, we got a good
thirty more years, 30 more. Years.
Yeah, we're. Good.
So 30 more years you buried it. Outside now.
You know, cash value, cash valueat 3-4 hundred thousand, you
know, death benefits of a million.
(01:02:36):
Imagine you leave that for your kid, cash value.
You can take that 300,000, put it into a trust fund or put it
into a multi, you know, compounded fund where your kid
can't pick it out until they're 18.
By the time they're 18, that money grows.
So they don't have money to go to college.
And some if they choose to, but it's just you got to know how to
do it. Worth $1,000,000 if I die
tomorrow. Look, so y'all where y'all need
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to be and. The baby, the baby, I don't
think, but honestly speaking, you're not where you'll be,
right? But it's like it's certain
things that happen and then you just start thinking about these
things, right? The things like for me it was
having a child, like I didn't start doing my VA benefits until
the baby was born. And I'm like, you know what?
Let me go put in the paperwork for this shit.
Any extra funds is good funds, you know what I'm saying?
So OK, so back to you now, Miss Tippy, how do you feel like
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you're where are you at right now?
How do you are you? What's the word I'm looking for?
I've been drinking. I've been drinking.
Are you good with where you're at right now?
Like you, you work for these things in your life?
Do you feel like you can do whatyou want and and you're you're
happy with where you're at? I feel like yes and oh because I
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feel like KG. I feel like there's always room
to do something different. I feel like I'm always trying a
different Ave. and obviously I'min a secure job.
I'm a nurse so I'm financially stable for the most part but any
day that could change. So I feel like I'm always up to
learn new information, trying new things.
I just signed up for a new per diem job here.
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Like I'm always doing something different relationship wise.
I feel like child. I don't know where I'm end up
because I've been trying grandpabut.
Would you date a white boy? I would I would date.
I am open to all races, cultures, nationalities, all of
that I've dated. Everything.
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What's the wildest cult? OK I was about to ask you what's
the wildest culture you've datedso far?
I'm not wild, but like the most.Like out of the race such thing.
As the wildest. That was a bad, bad choice of
word. What?
Do you mean by what? What do you?
Mean like the most foreign culture that you've dated that's
just so far left. You're like, oh wow.
Say somebody who was like Punjabi, like, oh, word, you're
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not like, yeah. OK, my question don't sound so
stereotypical Indian. I guess you know they wear that
every day. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah. What's your question because I
have a question but go what's your my question?
Ignorant as fuck. Go ahead.
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You have any questions? Nah, Nah, Nah.
Bro he he wore deodorant. He did wear deodorant.
You ever asked him what the fuck*** got against deodorant?
So, so there's a little background on that and and it's
not only with them, it's your with European.
Europeans in Moroccans. They don't believe in Moroccans.
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I had a Moroccan substitute every single day.
But what's the French? It's they don't believe in it
because one, it's it's man, it'sman made.
So there's a lot of built in religion and stuff like that.
So you got to understand where that where they come from.
Even though there's some naturalshit out there, they just don't
believe in that. Yeah, they just don't.
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It's it's different when you. It's different, you know, it's
different. I think, I think that's the only
area. I'm not like the relationship
area 'cause you know, it's Hard Out Here, kid, You would tell
you dating, you know, we're trying, we're trying, but I
don't. Know.
Where we gonna get? Yeah.
I don't know we gonna get, I don't know.
I don't know if we gonna get married.
I don't know if we gonna have kids.
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I don't know what's gonna happen.
So to detour a little bit, what What does it look like when ***
approach you? You know, OK, it's actually very
interesting these days. I've been getting approached by
younger and younger men. Girl, you and your cougar,
that's. Because they're they're ballsy
though, and they like older women.
(01:06:36):
Yes. So that's what I'm noticing
lately. It's been like 2829, like very,
I want to say very young. Very young, but 5.
Years younger. So yeah, it's been like a lot of
younger men approaching me and they don't know that I'm 35, I
guess. So what's their reaction though?
It is always shocking when I hear the age 25.
I'd be like well shit, Oh my God, I'm.
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Two years old girl, you better get your back blown out with
that little 28 year old. I don't know if I should stick
stick with my answer because I tried.
The only one. Hey, it's a certain point in
life, you realize, boy, ain't nodifference between these old ***
and these young *** Everybody. Ain't worse than the younger
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ones. I've dated the younger.
The young ones just got better stamina so you might as well
just get it how you live bro fuck.
Well, not only that, they tend to, I'm not even gonna lie to
you, the the younger guy was dating.
They tend to be a little bit more honest and forward.
They're very forward, like they tell you exactly what they want.
They ain't bullshit. They ain't bullshit.
They'll let you know I don't know what I want.
They'll tell you straight up they don't know what they want.
(01:07:43):
Everything. So it's like. *** *** the older
*** they grew up online to get their way, man.
They don't know no other way. Yeah.
Yeah, so I don't know, I might end up look marrying younger.
I guess I'm a cougar now. I didn't know I.
Was going to be. One look at the What's the lady?
What they call it, I guess the Secretary of State, the white
lady, that's on that, that's with Trump right now.
(01:08:04):
She is what she is. She is 30, I think.
I think she just turned 30 or 32.
Her husband is 65. I think it was her husband now
is 65. Yeah.
So you know. I don't want that big one, but I
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do see my girl Drea with the young boy.
She was very happy. Because he got money.
Well I don't think they necessarily need to have money,
I just want a partner that is financially stable like a normal
working person like us. Kiji you.
Your partner is supposed to be there to back you up when stuff
get rough. Are you supposed to be vice?
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Versa. They.
Don't need everybody want a millionaire.
They don't need to be a millionaire.
You need just somebody who is motivated, ambitious and that's
going to have your back, a genuine person.
That that say that they won't go5050.
So if if the man is paying 100% of the bills and you going to
work, what is your money? Doing I.
(01:09:09):
Would really want to know she's.About to give you an
explanation. She's.
About to tell you right now, stop.
That's what I. Was about to tell you.
I was going to say, I would say it should be going towards our
vacations, our extra trips, if kids, if we have kids and the
household things. What if something breakdown in
the house? I didn't be saving that money.
We need to fix the AC Would you?Have an account together.
(01:09:29):
I don't believe you're having anaccount together.
I'm not. I'm not going well now we.
Can, but you can have your own shit too.
Right account when I was with somebody for like 6 to 10 years.
Yeah, I feel like you can have joint account.
Wait. How can we wait?
What, for six years? Yeah, we had a joint account.
What was it for bills or what? Just everything.
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It was just for. Fuck no.
Everything. Everything.
Oh no, whatever it was like whatever you wanted to put in
there, you put in there. When I left, I took everything.
See. You see?
Well, I I'll say this joint accounts are bad if you if you
add a percentage like I'm not saying to put all your fucking
check or 50% of your checks, butI feel like if you make a decent
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amount and both of y'all make a decent amount, what's the
account for? It should be for vacation 5 to
to 10 percent of it both y'all put 5%.
So what's the account for is? It for vacation?
Is it for miscellaneous? Yeah.
It could. Be from whatever the other side
vacation if y'all want to do something.
The rule of thumb is you're supposed to have at least six
months worth of savings for bills.
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That's what I said. Mortgage, whatever case may be
the AC go. Bad.
I've been saving the money. So we, we, we should be all.
Right. Imagine, imagine you get
pregnant, you can't work. Now he got to hold it down.
You got six months of rent, mortgage or whatever.
Yeah. I kid you now, you know, this
girl said to me the other day, shut up, shut up.
My wife, man, you live a very great life.
(01:10:53):
She was like, babe, I said, what's up?
She's like, is it bad that I don't know how much the bills
are? I said no, You just very fucking
blessed *** Amen. Fucking trigger my ass God damn
it. How do you feel about that?
I mean, I personally because of the situation that we're in,
right? Because we're in another
country, we have a child here, we don't have family.
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So it's like, alright, you have no kind of choice to be a stay
at home mother and like I can handle the stuff, right?
Well, we get back to state side.Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Go ahead and get that job, you know, get that, get that career.
I don't feel like. There's nothing.
Wrong with that. There's nothing wrong as long as
you can handle it. I don't like the pressure that
people put on people. Like you can't be making $10.00
an hour and then be and then have a woman telling you like
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yeah, you need to be paying all the bills.
Yeah, See, no, that's unrealistic.
I feel like you have a partner that can do it and they want to
do that's good. But I also don't feel like I
want you comfortable putting thefinancial strain on my because
then you're going to be stressedout.
You're going to have an attitudewith me when you get home.
It's going to be too much, no? One person.
Should be stressed out, not. At all, I'll say I'll also say
(01:11:58):
to to cadet, though, you might want to make sure you you winger
into it, because there's there'sa lifestyle that you live when
you get so comfortable, it's going to be hard for you to even
though y'all can get that job, it's going to be hard for me to
jump in the ship and be like I'mgoing to work again.
You know what I'm saying? That goes for a man or woman.
I'm saying because you've been doing this for so long, it's
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gonna be hard for me to sit there and try to get a job to
help you out. Back stateside come June next
year brother. So she got time.
Okay, so. You'll let the new baby get like
old enough and all of that. Yeah, yeah, I mean to a certain
extent I don't know about old enough because that's another
aspect too, is like the world isso fucked up and I don't want to
(01:12:40):
go to jail, bro. That's.
What I'm saying you have two girls you I would prefer her
stay home for that first year with the.
Until your daughter. Can say this person could touch
me, this person, you know that it's scary out.
Here. So not the detour, but there was
a story recently that it was a park.
It's not a good story. This is very fucked up.
(01:13:01):
A little girl was at a park and some guy was out of the bathroom
and he was like, oh can you go to the girls bathroom and give
me a toilet paper? Because there's no toilet paper
in the men's bathroom. This girl is 11 years old.
This *** follows her into the bathroom, proceeds to fucking
rape this little girl, right? Someone walks in the bathroom,
sees him, mother fucker goes running.
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The people chasing, they beat his ass.
And my thought process is like. This was this in Miami?
It was in Florida somewhere. Yeah, I saw that shit.
I'm glad they beat his ass. They.
Should have waited longer. He ain't look bloody enough for
me. I ain't gonna lie bro, I man, I,
God forbid, God don't want me todo these things to some some
human on this earth. But Lord have mercy.
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Don't let me go there bro 'causeI'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it to him. And I go to prison with my head
held high. Fuck it, fuck it.
I don't know. But yeah man, people are just
too crazy. So the whole like if we can, if
everything financially or whatever is in place, I wouldn't
mind her being at home, but that's up to my wife to feel.
Like she wants to do that, yeah.Because I know being here is
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kind of like hindered her as faras like the school aspect of two
because she's like she dizzy as hell when it comes to regular
life, but school shit, she's smart as a motherfucker.
So like being here kind of hindered her a little bit with
the school aspect. So honestly speaking, that's
whatever she want to do. That's why we're trying to get
to Florida, so we can drop the kids off at Grandparents Cribs.
Oh yeah cuz then y'all have more.
Yeah that'll work. Cuz if y'all have family people
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to watch them then she'll feel more comfortable.
I mean, you would too, because these people are nuts.
I'm crazy or OK? And you have two, you're gonna
have two girls. So you don't want random people
watching them and changing theirdiapers and doing stuff like.
That no. But for me, old age, do I feel
like I'm where I'm at? I think my only thing for me is
is the getting back stateside and for six years that I've been
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in this career, it's been about me trying to get back to
Florida. So once I do that and I can like
purchase a home and all that shit, I think I'll be cool man.
As long as family good, I'm cool.
As long as we can take 2 vacations a year and buy what we
want when we want to, I'm cool. I don't need to be rich.
Excuse me, I just need to be a financially free.
Is that? Yeah.
Financially free. Rich.
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I don't need to be rich. I'm cool.
If I was rich tomorrow, that'd be nice.
But no, I don't need to be rich.I just need to be able to do
what I want to do. Exactly.
That's being comfortable. That's being comfortable,
exactly. And if I'm comfortable I always
tell people to say if every lastone of my bills are on auto pay.
Just thinking. I'm good and I'm comfortable,
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but when I got to say man. Hey, you know, hey, you know
what Bill get paid when that bitch get cut off my cell phone
cuz fuck AT&T y'all *** service so fucking trash dog.
When that shit get cut off, my baby, my wife be like babe, I
was trying to call y'all like yeah, that motherfucker cut off.
I had to pay. Yeah, I don't pay that shit
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until I get cut. Off, you know, never get paid.
These student loans how? Much they call, I pay everybody
else but them. Bro fuck y'all man.
Why is education free everywhereelse but America?
Like God damn right. Well, they ever get that for me.
Education is going up high. Y'all trying to charge people
you know all kinds of money now I'm good.
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Pell Grants don't won't exist anymore.
You know that's. So bad for.
Them there's a cap. There's a cap now it's a 202030
bands. That's it.
Per child. Yeah, per child.
Like no matter where you're at 20-30 bands, bro.
Your average college is about 45. 40,000.
Yeah, your average, like Joe Smoke going in 40 bands four
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years. Yeah.
That's why people wanted me to have this baby in Canada.
They were like, oh, free education, dual citizen.
I'm like, but the healthcare here is not all that good.
Free Healthcare is not all this cracked up to be.
It's not. Yeah, because you have to deal
with a lot of the. Waiting lines.
People waiting, Yeah. I don't know it's.
Stupid. I'm not a fan at all.
Like I'm good. I pay for my Blue Cross Blue
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Shield stateside. *** we don't have this baby in Florida.
Insurance. Insurance got their flaws too
now. They do.
Twisted like like. It's not the same.
As free healthcare, bro. Free Healthcare is, yeah, wild.
Bro I mean it's like free education, it's not the same as
price private. Anything free is not always
going to be the same. It's not always going to be.
Good, but doesn't don't, don't be naive and say that you know,
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just because you have this, you know it's a lot better.
They got their downfalls too. I just.
Feel like I want to go to a Doctor, Who says.
I ain't got to wait. Yeah, I ain't got to wait.
You want to. You wanted everything done.
This shit here, boy, we had to get a sonogram one day in the
morning. We had to wake up.
Well, the place, the appointmentwas at 7:30, but the place was
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like an hour away. So we had to go there for this.
They found the doctor's information.
Then we had another appointment that afternoon.
We had another spot. We made sure that a, you accept
our doctor saying that, you know, she clears us to get
checked by you guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, we drive an hour to this place.
Oh yeah, we don't accept this doctor bitch.
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We was on the phone with y'all 'cause we know this stupid ass
shit would happen. Like, yeah, but that's Canada
man. It sound good, but it ain't all
that. It's cool to a certain extent,
but Nah, let me see here. OK?
What are we going to do with this as far as our age?
How old are you, kid? I'll be 38 Saturday.
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Damn, hold on. I just turned 35.
Shout out to the 35 game 35. But y'all feel like, okay,
certain things in your age now, like certain irritabilities,
certain things irritate y'all now.
Like if shit too loud and motherfucks too loud.
People. People irritate the fuck out of
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me bro. Like there's some shit that's
just not needed bro, especially when you work in healthcare too.
It's like you your patience is this short.
Like why the fuck are you actinglike that?
You're 60 years old bro, get your shit together.
Like come on man. They.
Just say they just always have to say something.
You go say something, They they,they act like kids.
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Yeah, they act like kids bro, 100% they act like kids.
It's the the patience. But I got a story and then I
ended on that. So yesterday I had overtime.
I was supposed to be at work at like 430.
Yeah, I was supposed to be thereat 4:30.
I woke up at 5:35. Mind you, the sun doesn't go
down. So it's 858.
The sun is bright as shit outside, right?
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It don't go down till about like1110 o'clock.
So it's 545535I wake up and I see sunlight and I said oh shit,
that's not right because if I woke up at 3:00 it's supposed to
still be dark. 3:00 in the morning, look at my phone.
I said fuck. I got like 15 missed calls.
Supervisor called me and shit. So I get to work, rush over
there, get there. The first motherfucker that come
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up to me taking his time like let me let me get your passport.
I think it took forever to give me the passport.
Whatever processing. There's a line.
Another motherfucker just walks past the line and just walks up
to the glass and it's just looking at me.
I'm like, are y'all together? He's like, yeah, I'm like, let
me get your passport. He takes forever.
Then process the *** There's a lady with a stroller next to
come. I'm trying to wait for this
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nigga's now. He done bent down fucking with
his bag in front of my little shit.
I called the lady up. The *** is still there.
I'm trying to like be patient, right?
I'm trying to practice that. And then I look at, I'm like.
Sir, you don't have to speed this up because that is because
I'm at that age where I'm like, fuck it, *** shit need to be
said. Fuck it, *** I'm grown.
I'm like, hey, Sir, you might have to speed this up.
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He's like, I'm not in her way, Isaid.
But your ears are here and I don't need you to hear what I'm
about to ask her right. He was like, yeah, God gave me
two years. I was like he gave me two feet
too. At this point.
I said fuck it. I said fuck it, *** You know you
want to start with me, *** I don't give a fuck how old you
is. That's what I'm feeling too in
my in my 35 kids older if you disrespectful.
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I'm from the comfy yo ass. So then the lady now she's
laughing and she's like, yeah, Idon't think this is where you
want to be going back and forth with people.
I was like, he's American. That's why he acting like that.
You know, walk dog. You know everything I said I
made sure he did. So he turned the corner.
So we ain't got guns in Canada. So we got the the RCMP, which is
Royal Canadian Mountain Police. That's in the little, a little
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area behind us. You know, we got to hit a little
button if we need help, whatever.
So they there, I guess he sees one of them.
So I see this *** the RCMP guy, he come around and he go grab my
supervisor. Supervisor I said oh this bitch
ass *** just snitched. Supervisor come up to me.
I said hey man, that old motherfucking stitch.
He like he just started laughing.
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Little Asian motherfucker from New York or whatever.
And he was like, so he tells me what happened.
I told him, man, I like listen. I like listen.
I ain't even gonna lie. I said that shit you got.
It. That's how I feel.
I'm at the age where I don't give a fuck, you feel me?
That's that's where my old age is at now, like.
Yeah, I said it. I said it.
Y'all already know I never, I never had a filter to begin with
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so the shit just getting worse. You feel me?
Like what you going to do? You're going to whoop me.
You're not going to whoop me, you feel.
Me exactly. Yeah, man, I fuck, fuck this
shit. I'll be rubbing my leg now.
Lower back. Been hurting for like a week.
I don't know what's going on, baby.
Cough the wrong way. You got a cramp for two weeks.
Like shit. Wild, man.
I see you've been working on Miss Tippy.
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Yes, I work out every morning. Oh, religiously.
Yes, five days a week. And then on the weekends I do
yoga or something, you know, OK,I'm trying to keep it tight.
This. That must be why the the young.
The wire was asking me I'm trying to tight.
Hey, can you hear me? Hey cuz, I ain't gonna lie.
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Some people in our age bracket look rough as a motherfucker
though. Especially the white ones, they
look about 50. Well, the white, the white ones,
they, they got to, they got to be careful because one, they
don't have melatonin like we do and secondly, they age faster,
like they age real fast. So if you add odd bad eating,
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alcohol, cocaine, cigarettes, ifthey smoke then you Add all kind
of Co mobilities like diabetes or whatever they got all.
That party when they was kids, man Shit no, the most there was
marijuana. I seen a 35 year old 36 year old
the other day. I had a broken hip.
I'm I'm walking up and you know,I'm geriatric so I'm walking up.
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Hey, how you doing? Ya ya, I'm thinking this lady is
like least no lie about 60-70. She's 35 years of age.
I looked at the date. I said can can you repeat your
date for me like she says? Yeah, I'm 35.
Most people think I'm older. She's cool with it losing hair
and shit. Barely.
I'm like God damn. Hey hey, Speaking of going bald,
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shout out to my 28 year old cousin then an ass *** Hey, I'm
growing my shit out again just to be fucking spiky.
Well, you know they're going to Turkey now for hair transfer.
Bro we've been trying to get this *** to go for like 5 years
now bro it's I don't. Know which is like it's only
about 5000. Yeah, no need to go.
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They could blow more money in the club bro.
I don't know what he waiting on.Yeah, he could definitely go to
Turkey for Christmas. At least get it done and come
back. Yeah, he's going to go after my
cousin. In three months, he'll have a
handful of hair. Yeah, we're going to turn up in
Miami next month and then he need to take his ass on the next
flight. But yeah man, shout out to the
*** Ass in their 30s, late 30s, still got their hair and shit.
You feel me? My beer still ain't connecting
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how I need to, but I got more than I used to.
I'm right there with your brother and right there with
scrubby, scrubby, scrubby. That's all good.
I got here on my head though. Facts you good then now what's
worse? What's worse is if you losing
your hair and your shit don't connect.
Shout out to our homeboy. And on that note, it's Kiddo
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talk podcast. You're fucking at the bold
legged assassin, man. Follow the Instagram page and
follow Miss Tippy, man. It's it's spelled exactly how it
sound, motherfucker. MSTIPP, Why the fuck you got
that? Nevermind, we ain't gonna go
there. All right, y'all have a good
one.