“Destabilized” (w/ Nicole Byer)

We're back and this time with a guest who has been a long time coming: Nicole Byer! They get into Matt having been destabilized, Nicole having to deal with wild crowds at her shows, along with her many experiences on airplanes. Plus they get into Star Wars, how Adam Driver came to be, Lowell Farms, Salma Hayek being a good time, celebrity billionaires, reality television, daytime talk shows, a human helicopter, and so much more!! And some real talk I Don't Think So Honey's! Remember to subscribe to Las Culturistas right here on iHeart Radio!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Look man, oh, I see you. Why why and look
over there? How is that culture? Yeah? Goodness, lost cultures calling.
And it's been a time since we've said that a
fortnight or eight it's been technically five fortnits ten weeks
or something like that. I believe you when you say

(00:22):
that is what that is truly like. And when new
home here in the Cosmo Loss in Los Angeles, this
is so fun. We've already messed up parking. We've messed
up parking. Um, we should tell them, you guys, we
parked in the wrong lot and the wrong lot. So well, anyway,
we'll talk. It was just ten dollars, they said. We
closed at midnight at the gates open so you can
walk in. The girl was very nice, and you know,

(00:43):
she was actually lovely and I loved her the color
of her hair, which was blue purple. And your color
blindness actually am so for anyone that's new to the pot.
I'm color blind, and I'm so happy this is the
first thing you get to know about me before you ask.
I'm red green color blind, and that is my specific
handicap bency. I think you're not picking up on the
red tint to the purple and so it looks blue.

(01:05):
I think that's what it is. I'm not I'm no scientists,
but that's my theory. Well nearly a doctor. And that's
the first thing you can know about. Also, I mean,
I'm sure we're just getting the old audience. I don't
know if we're getting we're picking up new people. Honey.
I don't think you know the reach of I Heart
radio a conglomerate hunt. Now here's the real t. We

(01:29):
took a photo shoot today. That's the real t. And
I gotta say it was really it was my fault
because it was slightly disorganized up topic because I told
you to bring a certain sort of story to your clone,
said bring a series of neutrals, and eye brought instead
one loud embroidered floral shirt and just a gray sweatshirt,

(01:50):
which which is technically neutral, but it's not like the neutral.
And what I showed you like a mood board dish
type thing. And I think that Bowen was making an
effort to destabilize me. I think he wanted to off Well,
first of all, we should say that the word destabilized
to sort of enter it into Rhanto, the lexicon, into
the queer, into the gay lexicon specifically, our friend George
Severis broughtuct back in and you're using it everywhere every

(02:13):
chance you get. I feel destabilized at all times and
you but you use it. You like um, you will
sort of sub it in for certain words. You're like
on the on the gay text thread, You're just like guys,
I have to share something with the thread. Josh destabilized. Yeah, Josh,
Josh Sharp, you actually want to announce it. On the
podcast years ago, Josh Sharp cornered me on a gay
bar and he destabilized And by destabilized me, I mean

(02:35):
he consensually he tried to kiss me, and I consensually
kissed him. But he was very destabilizing. And I'm actually
using this word correctly and powerfully. Yes. Absolutely. And I
take my space and you take your space, and you know,
you know who is destabilizing but restabilizing? Oh my god,
our guests, can I say that talk about shaking it

(02:55):
up and and and killing and slaying and turn and
whopping and nailing. And I don't just say nailing because
of the show Nailed It, which she hosts, And by
the way, can I say and I don't think so, honey,
what to the damn Emmy's because how can they nominated
the show not the Queen. It's actually real culture number eight.

(03:17):
You can't nominate the show and not the queen. You
know what, It's stupid. Her and Jacques both deserve numbs.
No just her. I'm gonna fight with Jacques stabilized. He
destabilized you. I actually invite him to destabilize me. Jacques.
We can get into this with our guests, but it
feels like the nicest French person you've ever seen in
the world. Yeah, okay, we got we got to talk

(03:38):
about this because there's a lot of other things about
there's a lot of plugs. So first of all, you
can catch her live. She's gonna be at the Arlington
Improv March six, seventh and eighth, and then she's gonna
be in Nashville Mary. She's a book coming out called
hashtag Very Fat, Hashtag Very Brave, The Fat Girl's Guide
to being hashtag Brave and not a dejected, melancholy, down
in the dumps, weeping fat girl in a bikini, a destabilizing, destable.

(04:01):
And of course she's the host of The Incredible, Incredible
Show Neil and she's the host of several podcasts, sever
all why wouldt You Date Me? Drag best Friends Friends?
She was a made up and I want to say
something I did, Why would't you Date Me? We had
an amazing time joining that podcast, and I have never
in my life received more pictures of the dicks and

(04:23):
butt holes of men. There was a call to action,
and there was because we actually discussed how I never
received dudes because our guest receives a plentiful amount of
nudes and destabilizing and that you might say, and I said, well,
I've never gotten one. And she sounded the alarm and
the flood gates. Honey, you're welcome, yes, swung open so um.

(04:43):
But who is well? Please welcome to your ears. Nicole
By moment really so hard to not go fall laughing.
I enjoyed that banter up top. We're just saying, I
fucking love that. Well, how are you feeling stable or destabilized?

(05:05):
I'm constantly I'm just in these streets being like, oh
I'm destabilized. Talk about this state you're about to go on?
Can you share anything about it? Or you don't have
to I'm putting you on the spot. Okay, no, don't,
don't don't. I can tell that it's a little man.
She likes him. Okay, we don't have to we don't
have to talk. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm like immediately

(05:27):
making okay, you're not making me. No, you would know
if you made me uncomfortable, I would be like, you
have to stop. Like I did a live show where
I was on stage with all the comics and one
comic on on stage, and there was this weird energy
and I was like, what the funk is wrong with you?
Like I just said, I just I'll just say yes, yes.
Do you get into it with audience members though, because

(05:49):
I feel like, for some reason they often get into
it with you. They love screaming at me. What is
because they it's like an unearned familiarity that they think
that they have. Yeah, And it's so sad because half
the time it's so nice. So I threw a lady
out of my show in New York recently because I
said I injured myself as a setup to like a story,

(06:11):
and she was like on the pole because I pulled
answer but on Instagram and I was like what and
she was like, we love you moves and it's like
a nice heckle, But I was like, you gotta get
the funk up out of here, you drunk loving woman,
like you gotta go home and hug a teddy bear
or something like you're you're too drunk to be here.

(06:31):
And now it's not even that, it was just the
energy you had to leave. You couldn't even it was positive.
Ultimately you couldn't have it no, because then I was like,
well if I let her stay and scream at me,
what if you know Stephanie over here wants to tell
me a story? Of course, and then God forbid a
straight man feels he can get involved. They don't come
to my show. They don't come. No, is it the

(06:54):
women in the gays? The women the gays, yep, those
are my people. Sometime as I get straight men At
my live show in San Francisco, I was like, who
here is straight? And I was like whoa. I was like,
who here is single? And literally nothing? Not my demo? No,
I mean, come on, what is it? But because we

(07:16):
don't we don't get straights either. We don't get straights either.
I think it's because they have other things to watch,
and they have other they have podcasts that cater specifically
and aggressively to them, and we actually dragged them quite
a bit on our podcast. I would imagine not too much.
I don't know, but it's like, what is it about
that demo that's like so sequestered from the rest of
like what's good? They don't know? I also I don't

(07:39):
listen to like I don't really listen to podcasts, but
like a little one like hosted by a straight man,
I'm like, what do you You don't even talk to
your friends, so you're gonna sit down and listen to
some other man? What is? What is that? What does
that entail? I will say that sometimes sometimes I will
curiously peek over to the YouTube channel of one show
Rogan because I'm fascinated because it's his podcast is so huge,

(08:04):
it's crazy, and was it released an episode every day?
I think, so it's like a week or something. I
have five podcasts, so truly every work day of the
week you can listen to me talk about something. But like,
that's the thing is, it's just his is so huge
and so and so crazy. And then when he came

(08:25):
out and endorsed Bernie Sanders, never to the moment that
that was the firestorm but it's just and that's so
sometimes I don't Oh yeah, no, this was news. Yes,
so much has happened in the last to three years
that you're just like, I don't know that often started

(08:48):
walking the earth and I'd be like, okay, yeah, towns right.
Did you know it was seventy degrees in an arcticle
two days ago? We're gonna die. We're all gonna die.
Could you that degree? The buture neared seventy? Girl? Oh,
they're they're blessing it up. This is this is insane,

(09:11):
and it's it could be this thing, it could be
this thing where it's like I read it and like,
but it was a reputable thing. I think it was
the Washington Post. Okay, and you know those girls do
the research research seventy degrees they do honestly, that's what
do you want? What do you want me to do
with that information? Matt? Why do you bring this up?

(09:32):
Because now I'm stressed. So now we stopped ordering from
Amazon and we uh, we all buy priuses and we
don't go to him. That was my favorite. I was like,
just come on, every owner of every corporation, love is bad.
That's how they get their money. Tax someone was like, um,

(09:53):
I was like, well, obviously I had like a I
had like a reaction like, well, I hope that everyone
you know ops going to Equinox. And they were like,
you are a Disney gay. You give millions of dollars
probably at this point over my life. Yeah, so you
love Disney, Nicole, You're a Disney gay. You are a

(10:14):
Disney gay. I do have a full ten minute joke
in my set currently Wait Disney. I loved that. I
saw that and I did thank you. And then there's
truly a chunk four Disney gays, Like there's three jokes
in a row that is four specifically Rob Paul's drag
race watching Disney games. That's us. That's us. I mean

(10:38):
that honestly, that is that is us in a nutshell?
Was this what do we talk about this on the
on the mic? The Nicole's fight attendant joke, which I love,
It's it's it's just a she like you had the
whole setup to it. Is this other story that like,
is thisnother joke about being on a plane. But then
you have a quick little tag where you're just like,
I also just want to say all male fight attendants

(10:59):
are gay. They just so fun because they say I
don't want to stereotype or general and then people will
be like, well, you are generalizing in stereotype when you
say all and I'm like, whoa, Okay, we just don't
understand jokes. It's that and it's also people. I think
people confuse a stereotype with a negative image. And just

(11:20):
because many male flight attendants are gay does not mean
that it's like you're replacing some value judgment by being like,
that's the stereotype. That means that's on you for making
it like a negative one. I don't think it's negative.
I love my gay flight attendants. They give me booze
when I'm not in first They're nice to me where
I am on the plane. One gave me three cookies.

(11:44):
Do they give you like a knowing look, They're like
they know who you are? No, I look like a
little boy when I traveling. We're like a little hat
powdered glasses. I will never forget your Delta story where
the piece of crap came out like we just spoke
about this a little piece of pool, a little piece
of No, it was not a little piece. It was
like it was like it was like a half fist

(12:06):
sized piece of ship and not like a baby, put
like a human, human, adult human. Yes, and Delta theorized
that they thought it was a disgruntled employee. I was like,
so you figured it out, you would you? And because
I kept be like, I don't know an animal, a baby,
an adult, and they were like, disgruntled employee. It's so

(12:29):
funny that they were like, it must be a disgruntled employee.
It must be us. It must be The way that
we treated one of our employees was so wretched. I
felt like I was being gasolate because they kept be like, yeah,
keeps saying ship in my blanket, and you were like, no,
probably probably a raccoon gut on the plane, but there
was like something hapn't no, no, no, it was us.

(12:50):
And the reason why I stood by my stories because
the flight attendant, who was super gay, I told him
blank and he went girl no, in the way that
he like he thought we were like having I was like,
girl yes, And then he like truly pranced it away
like with someone like gleeful, like a Christmas And then
he looked at it and went, oh my god, that's

(13:10):
a piece of ship like and like his his head
was bopping, and then he went and got his phone
into the picture and I was like, I don't know
if that was that was supposed to go down. And
then I was like I have to go, and he
was like, okay, girl, honestly, did you get off the plane. Yes,
I had a connecting flight. I had to get back
to l Yeah. And then I tweeted adultoo because I
was like, I can't swept under the rug. Yeah, And

(13:36):
I took a picture of my little blanket treat and
it was like a little grainy, and I kept be like,
I'm so sorry it wasn't clear. Finally, so it's not
your fault. You actually don't have to apologize one more time,
like or ever again. I think about it every time

(13:59):
I opened up like a little plastic wraps blanket. They
do not wash these blankets. They get washed like every
couple of months. So I read this like very in
depth article and it was confirmed by someone at an
airline um that they washed them every couple of months.
But like what happens when they clean the plane is
they hold like they gather them up, they bring them
to a facility. At the facility, they just hold them

(14:20):
up and eyeball them and then fold them back up
and put them into the bags. And then they get
back and sealed the little pillowcases. They don't get washed. God,
it's crazy, but you're like, of course they don't, there's
not time. Yeah, and then your trade table never gets
wiped down unless you wipe it down or gets wiped
down in the morning and then in the evening. I think,
But like, if it's making three or four trips, that's

(14:42):
three or four other people who are touching and you
don't know what the funk they're doing. And then the
people who get me are the barefoot fucking what the
funk are you doing? Doesn't even follow along lines of
like coach or first class people do it everywhere. But
I want to ask a question. It's so kay that
I take my shoes up and keep my socks off.

(15:03):
What do you mean You're gonna slip them nasty puppies
back in your shoes? Girl? But experience where there's poop everywhere,
I don't know where I'm going. You're just I'm not walking.
I'm not walking down the aisle with the socks. Never, never, never,
I have done it once in my life, Like one
time I just could not get my shoe on because
it was like a real tight seats. I'm like, suck it,

(15:23):
and I got up and I walked my sock covered
feet to the bathroom and then I was I was like,
I can't believe this, but I have seen people with
bare fie go into the rest me too. This one
lady was sitting next to me. She was caressing the
wall with her nasty fucking toes. And then she got
up to the bathroom with her barerass feet and the
bathroom and said to the flight attendant, there's something on

(15:45):
the floor. And I was like, I mean this is
on you, Like who of course there's something on the
floor of the bathroom. It's of airplane. They're disgusting. She
got you need to host an expose dr mentor a
six part oh yeah, on all airlines. There's a video

(16:06):
on Instagram. This girl breaks it down for you. She's like,
don't drink the coffee or the tea. It comes from
water tanks that are never cleaned. Uh coffee, Yeah, don't
and it does taste weird. This is a video on Instagram.
She's it's on Instagram. It was like inside Edition because
Inside Edition beat doing the Lord's hotels, don't change the

(16:27):
sheets and right right now. But and then again you say,
of course they don't because they don't have asy and
they don't have the time. My assis in there being like, hi,
I know, I'm an hour and a half really but
it is again in my room right now, and they're
like okay, sir, Yeah, they're like great, we didn't change
the sheets for you, you know how times and you're like,
this smells like a person. It's because on that agen.

(16:52):
I've known this, but hearing you like clarify it is
so chilling. It's gross. Inside edition. There's another video on
Instagram where they like put that UV sprite on the
cheets and then check into the hotels spratt check out
and I don't know how they check back into the
same room, but they did, and then they like put
the light on it and still there, and then they

(17:13):
would confront the managers and the managers to be like no, no,
we changed, and they're like look at this, and they're
like oh no, no questions please, no photos and questions.
But at this point, like you have to be as
Chandela called it on this podcast, Delta diamond fish, which
means you have the diamond status. Yes, I'm a diamond diva.
Diamonds and Meatball is um I love She's my favorite queen.

(17:37):
But yes, I'm a diamond Diva. I used to be
a Delta three six day, a secret club where they
send you Tiffany's crystal wait from. I think it might
be the ship because I do still fly almost the
same amount, it's not more, but they pick you up
if you've a connecting flight. That still sometimes happens. A

(17:58):
connecting flight, send me in a suit, will be there
with your name and then take you down stairs into
a Porsche, drive you on the tarmac to your next gate.
That's incredible, It's nice. The first time it happened, I
was so high and he had my name on it,
and I was like he was wearing a stud Is
he a cop? Yeah? No? And then I was like

(18:19):
mom her, He's like, what do you say? So earlier
I was like, I don't you look like the shadiest
motherfucker ever hospitality, But then all of a sudden, it's
like your stone. You go with a man with a
suit who knows your name, takes you down to the
like street part of the airport. I'm calling it the
street park. It's the runway, you know, the street around

(18:42):
the road. Um, and then they drive you up to
the down plane. Huh. It is opulence at its best
because then everyone stares at you. And truly, I travel
like a little boy. I have very bad acne scars.
I wear a little Harry Potter glasses, like my little
hat on the backpack, and they're like, why is she special?
And I'm like, I, you have no idea of my powers.

(19:04):
They don't know they're watching you on the flip. Oh.
That's the best part is when you like get special
treatment somewhere in public and people like look at you
and they were just like confused. The best part is
that you like they can imagine whatever they want, doesn't matter,
does it make a difference, You're still getting this is like,
but Bowen and our friend Dave Mazzoni and I went
to Universal Studios, and Bowen works for the National Broadcasting

(19:29):
So we got this pass that allowed us to like
go to the front of the line, which was only
Bowen and make a wish. Kids were getting it. It's
just very and so basically like we were just like
walking up and giving them the pass. And because he's
an employee of the company. Everyone went looked at us like, oh, okay,

(19:49):
come with us, sweetheart, like like it could be our
like it could have been our last days. It was
chilling in a way. Yeah, it was like and but
the way that some people would would they would take
the it was called the olden got past. They were
taking on their hands and they would say, oh, it's
now my responsibility to show you a good time. Come
with me, and like slowly walking to us, and are

(20:09):
you enjoying your day? Is it good? Forest kindness is
so upset it, but I do love it. It's it's yeah,
it's professional force. Wait talk to us about because because
we cut the short newcomers. So you're it's you and
Lauren la watching the Stars. We're discussing one of us
had seen them and someone on Twitter star Wars star Wars.

(20:31):
So Lauren lapis Nicole Buyer watching Star Wars for the
first time and it's a podcast and we're doing it
in order police four five, six, one two three got
to say really confusing that way, Yes, yes, because you're like, wait, what, Palaltine,
what I just watched a return of the sifth fifth

(20:51):
fifth Coming Coming and the team when he turns into
that potato thing like he looks it's like from the Exorcist.
Everyone's just chill with it. Yeah, there's I have issues
with like the chill factor of everybody. Sure, Okay, So
I want to ask, because I actually I'm a Star
Wars queen. Do you consider yourself a Star Wars um?
Sort of? Sort of? All right, we're gonna take a

(21:13):
quick break and then we're gonna be right back with
Nicole Buyer. Okay, and we're back with Nicole. Yes, so
we're we actually um but you. But here's the thing.
I grew up on them. Thoughts on short thoughts on
each of the film's the first one a New Hope,
how feeling now too much dessert, too much, to a
lot of desert. And then it's almost like an indie

(21:34):
space moving right exactly because I think, well, it's technically
was a Western. Well that's they're actually space Westerns. They
really are, so they formulaically do follow a Western. So
that was the whole idea that George Lucas had was
I'm going to make a Western in space. Yes, learning
new things that I will never retain. Give Thoughts on

(21:58):
Empire strikes Back. I liked Empire strikes Back. That was
the one with the e walks it well the woman
Return of the Jedi, So Empire strikes Back is when
they go to the Cloud City with Billy Williams. Yes, yes,
I love Billy. Yes, Billy's very Yeah, Lando Crusanne, but

(22:18):
I like Land Cruisann brother, I like Miss Cruisann okay um.
And then returning the Return of the Jedi was we
walked town like Cuckoo. Job was great. I love that.
Was that the opening scene in the Job. But no,
that's just it's he's got Carrie Fisher in a gold bikini.

(22:38):
Honestly looking at Carrie Fisher's body, Oh my god, all
that cooked? Did you goodb we cut that out? Can't
we do that? I maybe not keep that, I would
say with the spirit of Carrie Fisher knows she was
on coke and would be cool enough to admit it.
In fact, in her book, she was like so like

(22:59):
she was like front of she was like flipping through
the movie. This part I was zoned out on coke.
This part I was owned out on coke. The way
she delivers the line, like when there's a scene where
I'm a freak. There's a scene where like she un
freezes Han Solo hot Harrison Ford out of the cryogenically thing,
and he said, who is that? And she goes, she

(23:20):
takeoff her mask and she goes someone who loves you,
and it's like she was zwned out on coke at
that point. Apparently the hot part, which is the ice
planet Empire, strikes back. They came out a few years
ago and said everyone was on tons of coke doing that.
I mean, I think that's just how movies got made.

(23:40):
Was just cooked. Well you know that. Dennis Quaid said
on Watch What Happens Live that in some of his
movies there was a thinly veiled coke budget. Yeah, and
movies in the eighties had like disguised in the budgeting
they had. That's amazing. I want to time travel to that. Yes,
I want to time travel. And then some morph into

(24:00):
a white woman. So okay, So those are the originals.
We have mixed feelings these the new ones with Natalie Portman.
Natalie Okay is trying her hardest, Harry Young anakin because
Hayden Christiansen, my God is a brick. He truly emotes nothing.

(24:23):
So then when he turns into Darth Vader. You're just like, okay,
sure whatever he's so, he's like a wet blanket. He
is so fucking boring. They have zero fucking chemists. And
then I'm like, who's doing Natalie Portman's hair? It's different
in every fucking scene that those queen hairstylists, but nobody's
ever with her. That's true. Where are we to believe

(24:45):
that she's doing her own up? Dudes? I mean no,
because there's a scene where she's brushing curls and I
was like, there's no way she's doing her own Hair's
George Lucas directing. Okay, so you're in the corner brushing
your curly hair. He's like, okay, whatever. I cashed the
check already. Um. But the movie I loved the most

(25:08):
was the Star Wars Holiday Special. Like We've seen you've
never seen. Diane Carol sings a song in it. Be
Arthur is credited as Beatrice Arthur. She is in it.
There is a drag queen who is a cooking show.
This came out in the eighties. Yes, girl, it is
a mess. I've never laughed harder. The first ten minutes

(25:31):
is Chewbacca and his family or no, Chewbacca is away,
so it's his family, just like on a mission with
Hans Solo. And so his dad is itchy, his son
is lumpy, and his wife's name is mal, which is
bad in Spanish. She's like a bad wife. She can't cook.

(25:55):
She also like puts on an apron at one point,
You're like, you're naked, honestly, so special. So okay, So
you've the Star Wars Holiday Special ranks among the number
one ranks? Number one? Have you seen the new new Ones? No,
that's next? And I just watched the trailer for and

(26:15):
I'm like into it, even though I'm like, who the
funk are these people? I don't know who nobody is. Well,
you see special characters, you see original characters. It's for
beat a new hope. So Force Awakens like essentially recreates
a new hope in a way for the kids now.
But the two new ones there are terms go way off.
I still haven't seen Rid Sky I like Rise of Skywalker.

(26:38):
And I'm very unpopular for this opinion, and I really
I cannot wait to listen to hear what you think,
because I think that the like campiness of like the
old movies are actually what people loved about them and
have been what's missing from Don't you think that there
was camp? There was some camp element to one, two,
and three, though I think a little bit you're breaking

(26:59):
and you're breaking hard. Yeah, but I don't think that.
But I think it's camp done wrong. So like the
announcers in Phantom Menace during the pod chasing scene, they
say is going to last thirty minutes, and then it
does because George Lucas don't understand that things don't have
to be in real time. H those ancers are super
It's like for what that we didn't need that. That's

(27:21):
like the wrong type of camp. Yeah. Bruce Lanche was
a writer on the holiday special that give an idea
of how campy it is. Yeah, good, it's great. Yeah,
I'm decided to see what you think about and also
I would I would request, I know we spoke about
Disney before, you have your thoughts, but you and Lapis,

(27:41):
I think we go to Galaxy's but we need to
figure out how to be important people and not waiting lines.
I feel like there's about what about dress I was
going to say, maybe there's like a laptist Durassic World
connection universal. I feel like you guys, will you know,
let's let's put the call out there, if if, if
you have some connection to Disney to help Nicole and

(28:02):
Lauren sort of please help us, Please help that. You
gotta get them on the Rise of the Resistance. That's
the new big ride. We're doing it soon. We're doing it.
I've done it and it's amazing. Is it a roller coaster?
It's it's like it's like it's like a Disney ride.
It's like you're getting a little car and they take
you around and it's like, oh god, things are going wrong.

(28:25):
That was my impression of and Drouid. That's good. That's
that's very artish. Son, that's really good. Do you watch
you understand Lauren? Lauren, Daddy ddy. He's passed on two
of us. He passed on the two of us as

(28:46):
a package deal. Is that what you're saying, No, he's
passed Not everything's about you. Wait are you? Are you
watching the Star Wars things now and being like I
understand the cultural importance this has or no, you're very
confused by it. It's so confused. Um. But and then
like all of the characters have the wildest names, and

(29:07):
then like every movie will have a normal name, like
in Revenge of the Sith, there's a character name Commander Cody,
so then there's like Nabu Dab. And it is so
funny the way that when you realize that, like they
didn't just stumble into the world with these names, like
someone had to name them. And that man his name
was George Lucas, and he was like, this is Boone

(29:28):
Tray and she's a pilot, the greatest one, and that's Narnoon.
It's like, what, Also, his son is in Revenge of
the Sith and his son's name as Jet, and his
character's name is z I think I got that right,
But it's like, also, you know what, Revenge of the
Sith offers an amazing instance of no Matt. When I

(29:58):
tell you, I was just sitting on my fo are
enjoying the movie and that moment happened. I laughed, maybe
so hard that my neighbors were like someone's diet. I
laughed so hard. It is so jarring, And I was
did they ask him to like dead in his voice,
to sound like a Christensen? It was because it was

(30:22):
because they did. James Earl Jones himself to say no, yes,
it's so funny. They should go to prison. And then
I shouldn't have laughed when he got all burnt up,
but like this graphic it was so wild. I was like,
this is a children's mo. It wasn't a crazy I
think it was like the first one that was rated

(30:42):
PG their team because of his graphic burning body. Yes,
and then they just stick him in that black suit
and I'm like, you need oxygen to heal burns like
he sticks. You know, it's all They're a mess. It's
all a mess. But that's why people like them. I
you know what I amswering to see why people like, Yeah,

(31:05):
it is silly, it is. That's I guess why whenever
anyone is like these movies they're not like they used
to be. It's like, no, you're just a grown adults.
You fool, you fool these fools. They think that like
these movies are going to like hit them in the
gut the way they did when they were a child.
It's like and then people are like reading Daisy really

(31:25):
for acting, and I'm like, have you seen Mark Hamill act?
We love the girl that she's as as good as
Mark Camp. I'm saying that she is doing what the
other girls did not do, which is give a performance.
And meanwhile mark Ham was like, oh dad, the day
of a system. And meanwhile, Daisy really is like giving

(31:47):
you single tear Adam Driver is giving you? Adam Driver?
Is he click click low wrist clucks kylo Kylo's actually
it's rule of culture number eleven? Is he cluck loran kluck?
Would you fuck Adam Driver? Slash clock low? Yeah, we

(32:11):
discussed this. He has this quiet intensity to him. I mean,
I've never met him. This is when I am perceiving.
It's like a quiet intense that he would like drill
my whole. Yeah. Well, if you've seen Girls, you know
that he's a real whole driller, or at least the
character of Adam in the in the show was absolutely

(32:31):
can you believe that he was in Girls? This is
something so crazy to you? Is something so crazy to me?
The way that Adam Driver became famous was as the
weirdest fuck boy in Yeah now has an action figure? Y, Yeah,
it's crazy what can happen for him? And two times?

(32:52):
Two times? Wait? Two times story? The marriage story and
of course we know one time, no, I believe he
was not for another Oscar for supporting Look it up.
Look it up. Well, we look this up. We're gonna
take a quick break and we'll be right back with
Nicole Buyer. And we're back with Nicole Buyer and the

(33:12):
information that Adam Driver was nominated for Best Supporting Actor
for a Black Klansman. Oh, that's right, which you forget
and he Y'll say this. I like the movie, but
I really hated that the last image of the movie
was a white woman of Black Klansman. Yeah, it was.
The last image was that woman who was killed. I

(33:34):
think in North Carolina that her death was like bad? Yeah,
you know, that was like was compared to the suffering
of the It was like, this was a black movie.
Why why was the last image we see of a
white woman? I think, Oh, I'm going to get red
for that artist. All right, I heard radio has a

(33:57):
wide reach. You're gonna come from me. We can, we can,
we can cut around it if need be. No, we're
not gonna cut around it. Just like we're gonna make
sure that we feature the part where Nicole says that
Carrie Fisher did because guess what, it's actually a real
culture number twenty Carrie Fisher did coke coke, and she

(34:18):
had a healthy distance from it after sobriety. Absolutely she did,
so it's fine. Real fact though about carry Fisher, she
did become addicted to coke later in her life. But cocaine, cocaine,
Coca cola, the soda that has coke, It used to
have cocaine and did. Which is so much fun that
someone's like, let's make drugs bubbly yeah and drinkable. Yeah,

(34:40):
let's drink these drugs. You're a big stoner, right, not
a huge stoner, but I do like an edible. Yeah.
So you know where I went last night, Lowell Farms.
The cafe is there food, there's food, there's like weed food,
there's we drinks, which is why I bring this up.
We drinks. I like them. This is the first one
I had ever had. It was so interesting. Was it

(35:01):
like a CBD or like weed? I mean I think
it was weed because grass Madre has like CBD and fuse.
I've had a CBD like latte and it put me
too bad. Yes, yeah, which was which it will do
what it was? It was fun and actually it actually
was like really cool. I will say this though you
would you would not be surprised to hear the service

(35:23):
was like terrible stone. The girl on us was like, alright, guys, absolutely,
are you guys like having the best time. It's like
we ordered fries and three hours ago She's like, oh
my god, yes you did order fries. Okay, I'll be back,
and then she was like, all right, you guys have
been fun. It's like the fries. The fries. Though, I

(35:46):
just I like smoking weed, but I can't wrap my
mind around my whole personality being like this is what
I love. Yeah, no, no, I think I truly think
it's an age thing. I mean for people who like
maintain it throughout their lives, that's great, but like for me,
it's this thing that I just kind of grew out.
If I still smoke it, I I would say I

(36:08):
do smoke every day, but now it's like before bed thing.
My boyfriend is the most functional stoner I've ever met
in my He smokes more with than anyone. He like
wigs and bags and like is like able to live life.
And then I forget it is me that uh yeah,
I've dated several men who would just from the time
they woke up to the time they went to bed,

(36:30):
and they were like, fine, it wasn't like wed be
together and like you're just stoned and you're not listening.
It's like they listened to better rather better. I will
say this, this brings them back to Star Wars. But
I was a little stoned when I saw Rise of
Skywalker and I made the mistake Matt Wicker and I
went to go see it in X. Have you experienced this?

(36:52):
No fucking way it is. The chair is literally moving
the entire time. If character turns to talk to someone else,
you go, I know, it's crazy. Thank you. And there's
water they me in the face. Do they warn you
because my wig, well, I guess i'd wear a shower

(37:14):
cap to the movie. You have to go with your
play gear, god makeup. It was. It was crazy how wet.
I wasn't, but you, as someone who likes theme park ride,
you loved No, I mean I loved it. I just
thought I was a little nervous because like I went
with a friend who was a little sensitive to that motion,
and I was like the whole time, I was kind

(37:34):
of like, oh no, no, I'm gonna have to worry
like is he gonna paint this? Like while are literally
gonna like this, but he dropped in and had a
good time. You get used to it after a while,
because Julie and I went to go see Maleficent Mistress
of Evil with you unnecessary and it was truly you
and Julio sing Mistress of Evil and the stupidest thing

(37:57):
on brand. Yeah, very on brand for out of us.
But it was just not not not necessary at all.
And actually we will be embarrassed for this in three
years minimum. No, right, I think for no, no, no,
for for this trend of forty x No. I think
it's great. I didn't even know it was a thing.
Oh No, honestly, pick something so insane. Where do I

(38:21):
go out here? I would imagine they have it at
like any of the big city walk probably probably city Walk,
any regal regal in the one why I think, Well,
I saw it in New York with Matt, so that
was like and we saw it a regal. Yeah, regal
theaters have I love that movie theaters are trying everything
to get people to kind of They're like, we'll give
you as much booze as you want. You want food,

(38:43):
We'll give you food, you want chairs and fucking swim
up this is like a boss forty xxxxx like a boss.
Whenever one like a boss came out, I we should
have seen it. We should have seen it. Did you
see it? I didn't didn't make it. I didn't make
it to the theater. It's for us. It's truly women
and gay men. Yes, it's it's like the Nicole Bayer,

(39:06):
Matt Rodgers, Bow and Yang of movies. But it was
only of movies that I'm just gonna watch at home.
I know. Yeah, that's the thing. It's like. And I'll
tell you who was so funny promoting it with Salmahick.
She was on every talk show being like this is funny,
is funny, and it was just like you could tell.

(39:26):
They were like, send Salama out, let her do whatever,
but talk about someone who's gotten lost in the conversation.
But is fun and crazy. It's a good time. She's
a good time. Don't she breastfed someone else's baby? No, no,
what tell us? I think maybe she's just maybe at
some point and I'm not sure where she was hold on,

(39:49):
let me google she was offering the titty to the
children of others. She breastfed another woman's baby. I hope
I'm not making this up wild thing to make it
sounds it sounds like it tracks. I mean, yeah, she's
the giving type. I mean. Also, did you see Rose
Dammies episode interview with her Rose Dammy Out Magazine. No,

(40:10):
I didn't see this like somehow because she's in, because
she's in the eternals that's coming out she is. And
so Rose was like, how do you feel about Marvel
like introducing queer characters into the universe? And then she
like gave just like a really sweet answer. She's like,
I think it's amazing and we get to see you know,
people as you know, gay people as normal, not that

(40:32):
they're not normal, but you know, she like dimps into
this like really like Yike's territory, and then she immediately
swings out of it and it's great, Okay, you found Okay,
give the Samaha said her decision to breastfeed another woman's
tresh was an attempt to diminish the stigma placed on
women for breastfeeding. At the time, she was still breastfeeding
her one year old daughter, So she's snatched some she said, daughter,

(40:56):
give me a child. This means that's amazing. I'm in
the eternals and I'm like, what if that baby hadn't
latched onto the mother yet, because sometimes it's hard for
and then that baby was like I love Salma High
xty and this woman is just like I kill yeah
bye mom at these Salma High activities once a lot

(41:20):
of time and then you can't give It's just me
and the titties and a French billionaire. I think, yes,
she's a billionaire. Yes, she's actually rich as absolute funk.
That's like Eve Eve is married to a very rich
investing man. Yeah yeah, yeah, wait celebrities that are billionaires

(41:41):
that you did not know Salma Eve. I believe Tina Turner.
I think she's married to some Yes, I think you're right, businessman,
because she lives in like Sweden, only it doesn't come
to the States ever. Um, Julia Louis Dreyfuss born a billionaire.
Yes did you know this? Like I don't know how

(42:02):
like her family is like international, like I want to
say they're like in shipping, like, but I could be
making that up. Does this sound weird? Like it does
not take away from not at all how I enjoy her. No,
she's I think she's a very grounded actress and she's
very funny. Yeah. I mean she's actually one of the

(42:22):
top so funny veep is so it's good, it's absurd
how funny it is. God yeah, and it was. It
was one of those shows too. It's like, you know
how people were like, oh, thirty Rock. You know, over
the years, it's gotten like not as funny. I actually
would disagree so much. I think we're just desensitized to
how funny, to the style of style stitcom that was.

(42:42):
I just watched the hundred Episodes special again last night
and I was laughing, my damn ass off, it's so funny.
I actually think it hurt unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt to that
Dirty Rock was so funny because everyone it's used to
that level of excedence from Tina and I think, yeah, yeah,
but they're working on a new show that looks very
Holly Hunter and I mean, what a dream. I was like,

(43:06):
is there a part for me? And they were like, goodbye, Nicole.
Oh you have to even say good n No, Nicle,
are you having your door knockdown? No, that's what You're undeniable.
I feel like you are the biggest still audition. Yeah,
but I still yeah, I mean it's it's interesting. And

(43:27):
sometimes a lot of parts that I go out for
go to unknown people. Why are we giving them chances?
I've been known, I did the Work's just give me
a part. That's so crazy to me. It's but it's
not like a path, it's not like a window that's
like in fixed in one place. It's like it will
all come. I feel like I might just be speaking

(43:49):
from a place of like total out of touchiness, but
it's it's I'm just like, Oh, this stuff all just
happens when it needs to, right, No, that's how I feel.
I think everything happens for a reason. I think you
get things when you're ready for them. But you're like,
you've been ready. She read that? Was she ready? Is

(44:12):
this my co remember that white woman on the red carpet?
And remember you remember that? Yes, okay, she ready? She
goes she ready, She's ready, and then she's is what
got me? And then I retweeted it and I said
this is a hate crime. People were like, you don't

(44:33):
understand what I hate crime? Understand not satire but like
just a joke. It was just like, so why would
you ever think I actually thought that was And then
Tiffany was like, that's mom, and I was like, Tiffany,
you don't get that. I'm kidding. It was like a
time come on, it's she ready, She's ready, cheese ready.

(45:04):
Maybe a damn explorer read, oh my god, are you ready? Well,
here's the thing. We have to ask the question because
we have not yet asked it. And here's the question
that we ask you, Nicole Buyer. This is the podcast
Last Culture. That's where we're exploring your culture that defined
and helped curate the person that you are. So we

(45:26):
ask you, Nicole, what was the culture that made you
say culture is for me? Okay? I really thought about
this and I was like, what is it? Was it
like sneakers because I love sneakers. For a while, I
was like fake nails. I loved intrigram fake nails for
a while. Is it wigs? Is it weaves? And I
figured it out it's reality television. This is a huge

(45:48):
specifically like Jenny Jones, Ricky like and Maury give it up?
Where are my fucking everything? Growing up? Like oh and
Jerry Spring Let's not forget about And I understand that
a lot of it was staged, but like growing up,
I thought it was all real. I thought these people
really acted like this real life. I was like, well,

(46:09):
they could be crazy. I guess I could be a
little while too, But just how staged is it? Is
there like a definitive entswer to this? Do they kind
of give after situations or is it real people? Like
what's happening? I think they're real people, maybe with real
issues and then maybe producers like put like a in
their head to be like maybe you say this to
your friend who cheated on you or whatever. Because if

(46:31):
you remember Jenny Jones, I think she ended her show
because it was an episode where a gay man came
out to like a childhood friend and the childhood friend
didn't take it well and murdered that gay man. I'm like, so,
like yeah, like reality and like talk shows like that,

(46:54):
it's like it toes the line between like like is
this is this? Like? Oh well, like I love ninety fiance.
These people are fucking fantastic, idiot. I love them so much.
Even the ones who aren't are like WHOA Like on
this season there's that girl who's in Jersey who's just
like very much an activist, very smart, who do you

(47:18):
know what I'm talking at? You talking about Tanya. Tanya,
she's like Tany and Sinjin. Yes you like Tanya. I'm not.
I'm not saying I like, it's not just stupid people. Yes,
she is like an activist. She is like a hippie
dippy special person. She seems like a very like l
a girl because you're like, the way she talks to
her fiance is crazy. And then during their ninety days

(47:41):
together they only have ninety days to get married, she
left for thirty of those days to become a witch
doctor in Coaster Rica, And just like is this real?
It's so good and you truly contract like your fascination
with a fiance now like back to like the way
you s a Jenny Jones and yeah, and like when

(48:03):
I was little, it would like inspire me to do things.
I remember this specific Rickey Lake episode for this woman
had her hair weaved up into a helicopter that worked,
and I being like, lady could have a helicopter, I
can have anything on my end. Wait wait wait, she

(48:23):
she was actualizing pop hur Yes, this black woman did it,
and she did it well. And I mean she didn't
flew up into the air, but she did it work.
It worked. The propellers. Wait, wait, we're saying, did you
answer the question what it worked? As in it went,

(48:45):
but she lift up the ground because her country on
the side worked on the top work. It was amazing.
I was like, this, Leomon is incredible. That's the first
time I saw it, like strippers on a stripper pole
that that's cool to me. Like, yeah, these talk shows
my name is and I'm good, baby says I'm good.

(49:09):
I would get my baby, what give me a backet?
And then if I get aford it, then I guess
I have to sell it. Yep. I love those teens
that were like like the whole neighborhoods have the baby
I'm not having with one not rates different guys. And
then my mind. And then the poor mother. It was

(49:36):
like Victoria, she was so sad, the saddest and Victoria was, no,
don't I don't care, I don't have a baby. Yeah,
like dream of acting like that with my mother. My
mother is so stressed. And I would like live vicariously
through these scenes who were like slutty and ceiling. And

(49:56):
then I loved when they went to boot camp and
someone was sting with them. They did that to this
girl and then I remember like, um they Mari was
having the time of his life because he was like
Victoria's mother, there's more. Watched this clip and it was
just Victoria direct to can Bey on like, Mom, I
know I told you that I never had sex in
your bed, but I've had sex in your bad upwards

(50:17):
of a hundred times and I'm not going to stop.
And then then she was like the mother so sad,
so sad, and He's like, what do you feel about that?
You feel? I just like I feel bad, really bad. Also, okay,
Mori the camera operators like whoever told them to chase

(50:39):
these people? Like was it a producer or was it
one brave camera opt I was like, oh, no, good ship. Honestly,
they must have all seen combat. And then like and Mari,
I think was very particular in the way that it
like punched in on people this way, like crazy, Wait,
what was your Did you pick a favorite out of

(51:00):
those shows? Like I'm gonna say mine is Jenny Jones,
but I think mine was Jenny Jones. I just loved
Jenny because she was so she would just try to
be so reasonable and she didn't seem like she was
in on the show, like mari has really like over
the years, leaned into what his show is. He's still on,
Yes Girl, I didn't know that. Yes Marie still comes on.

(51:21):
He is so old and he's still going you are
not the father. It is in Those are the only
episodes really hell. Everything else is kind of like untouchable
because like you can't send teens to boot camp now,
and then you can't do like I'm going to come
out to you because like, you don't know, these people
might be fucking crazy, so truly, that's like all they do,
or like where are they now? You get some of

(51:43):
those oh my god, I used to love the big
baby ones that are big baby can open the refrigerator
and I put a lock on it, and then you
see the baby was the best. Honestly, there is something
to the narrative of you are not the father. It's

(52:05):
always going to be satisfying to find out. It's like
those makeover reveals. It's like that and makeover reveals are
always gonna work. It's like I'm always going to see
what us bitch looks like by the time they're done. Stakes,
it is just high stakes. You are not the father,
and then what if you are? Oh, my god, that
is a huge thing to find out. Yeah, it's great,

(52:25):
it's great. Um I. Jenny Jones is my favorite because
she seemed so far removed from it. She was not
in the same way on stage. Springer would like poking
prod and very interesting ways and then also like he
would let his audience say ship. It was just like
they were like dog pilot on these people. But I

(52:46):
love that women would come out shoeless, prepared to fight. Yeah,
ready to go, ready to go. And I was like this,
I don't I don't know if it was stage, but
I was like, yeah, you can't just let people fight
on camera. What if someone gets But it's so they really, um,
you know. Jerry Springers, like Bodyguard, the guy that would

(53:06):
like got his own show. He became a celebrity. He
tried to be like Dr Phil And that's why I
don't like his show. To drop it in yeah, and
I'm like, I don't know if you've got a brain. Yeah,
But Springer made it work at the end where you know,
take care of yourselves and each other, like I mean
all those little like mini monologues at the end of

(53:27):
each show. Yeah, he would always do the final word,
final work, it was. Those were always very well conceived.
I think that is it. But yes, the thoughts probably
we showed people in an hour of trash, we better
say like one redeemable thing. Yeah, I don't I wonder
if Jerry Springer still comes on. I don't know if

(53:49):
he's still on the air hosting the show. But if
you're telling me Maria's still on. So these people on
television that are still on, like I guess Pat Sajack
like still hosts Will of Fortune? Does Vannah White up
there spinning those tiles to the bitter ends? It's I mean,
those are those are like relics. And I'm not even

(54:11):
in terms of age, but in terms of like television. No,
but like those things have been on since the late
eighties only nineties. Yeah, it's like it's raised maybe even
before that. That was that was culture. That was a
culture when like the seven o'clock moment before like real
TV quote unuote would come on, like the Wheel of Fortune,
Jeopardy of it All, and then the dates we did
you watch soaps? Did you guys watch My mother loved soaps.

(54:34):
My mother tape soaps, and then she did laundry at
night just like catchup, loved them. I couldn't get into them. Yeah,
it's hard. The passions I would watch and I was
I was an ABC girl, so it was all my children,
General Hospital, Port Charles, One Life to Live. Those were

(54:57):
like the ones because they all were on the Pine
Valley universe. You know who loves you? Know who loves
this ship Madison Like it's like a soap, of course,
but I'm telling you some of these plotlines, it's like
you wish they were still on because they are so
fucking stupid. It's basically, you are not the father the
fictional show. I love that. Wait, oh my god, but

(55:19):
how do you feel about the landscape now? Because because
you're like a multiple wend you and wend your pals.
I love wend We I just went all this. Despite
all the stuff that's gone down lately with Wendy, I'm
still like Wendy is an old woman who truly does
not think before she and she means well um, and

(55:40):
she knows that her own issues. Yes, of course she's
had a tough fast year, but anytime you go on
it's it's you can tell she loves you. She is
very kind to me and one of her producers like,
she actually thinks you're funny, And I was like, actually,
I like that means she tells them that when she
doesn't like somebody, she's fun I really like her. She
had Actually we we interviewed her for her Vulture fest

(56:03):
like tribute and she was all business like. We didn't
really get We didn't really get like the you do
a moment with her. Checked in with her before this,
and I think it might have been tough time she
was she was still with Kevin though, did she seven?
After she had got to say? She served face when

(56:25):
she went down? Oh yeah, it's a saved gift on
my phone dressed as the statue of Liberty herself. Yes,
Like is there anything campier? Do you know? Of course
its gay culture. I love it. Yeah, but he knows
what a moment that was. I think it's also it's
kind of goofy that, like people would pick on her

(56:46):
now for of course it's bad that she said the
going down thing about what did she What she said was, um, well,
this is a tragic story. But Drew Carey's ex girlfriends
was pushed to her death by by it, I guess
a boyfriend or another ex boyfriend and she passed away,
and so Drew carry host The Prices, right, and Wendy

(57:07):
Williams was talking about this and she said come on down,
which is like brutal, and no one in the I
mean we laugh because it's so instant laughing. No, no
one is laughing. Um, I'm only laughing because Nicole. I mean,
it's because it's so crazy. But see, you can't say that,

(57:31):
you can it is a good job if you break
it down. Come on down as a phrase as the Prices, right,
But there's some girl came on down, So like theoretically
good job, yeah, I mean, but there's situation and very
too soon. I think it would also always be to
some of course, this is my thing with Mindy, and

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this is my favorite thing about Wendy is that she
did this whole cheerful apology the other day about I'm
saying that, you know, people, gay men should do drag
because women and go through you know, menzies and all
this stuff. And then she apologizes for because she didn't
know it was transphobic or whatever. And then she she
says in this in the video, I never anything I
do on the show never comes from a place of mouth,

(58:14):
which looks like a bag on fire. Premise of the
Wedding Blames show was so she could shoot on people
on camera, so that they would know if she looked
like as she shot on, because she did them for
years on the radio, and she was like, give me,
we were doing we were do one one day. We
were amusing ourselves by doing Wendy Williams. Oh, it was

(58:36):
just mat I take no part in this. It was
matching a Wendy, will you unwrap a little? To take
a too long time to say, I don't think Angelina
and jelis and thens out truly which it will just

(58:58):
spend thirty seconds and silent. She just keeps her audience
in full blow sense. I'm here for well, actually, you
know what's happening. It's actually reaching the point in the
episode where we do I don't think yes, yes, so
this is I don't think so, honey, And this is
your first ever I don't think, never done it because

(59:21):
we have asked you to do the show and I
have not, and you have not been availed. But this
is a moment in time, moment in time. I also
can't believe it's because we don't record episodes in l
A but I feel like this is like a podcast
you should have been on nineteen times or absolutely and
now that we're here in Los Angeles, I've wanted to
be hunt for a long well I know, literally you've
been top of our list, and then like when we

(59:41):
come out to l A, like you're either in New
York or traveling or whatever you want to ask, because
I didn't want to seem like I was thirsty. No, No,
You're welcome anytime. You are truly the ideal guest for
the ideal Ghosts. And that's what we said, Well we're
going to have a first guest, let's have it be
the one's the one podcast, um. And so this for

(01:00:02):
everyone that's catching up. Maybe you're a new fan of
the podcast. If you this is your first time listening
because of our new Daddy's and Mommy's I Heart Radio.
Thank you for making it to this point. What I
don't think so honey, bow, I don't think so honeys
are a one minute segment. We take one minute to
rail on something against culture or in our lives and
eating in general, while repeating the phrase I don't think
so honey. If we'd like and going absolutely off, it's

(01:00:22):
about an economy of rage. So I actually have one. Okay,
you have one, So this is Matt Rodgers. I don't
think so honey. As time starts now, I don't think
so honey. Yes we're going back to planes. People who
have a problem with my ass reclining. Okay, So all
of a sudden in the news, absolute fools. I need
to turn around and ask you if I need to recline, bitch. No,

(01:00:42):
I don't think so honey. You're gonna make this an
issue now after people are already in my lap for decades. Girl, No,
it is the wild West up from the sky. I'll
be reclining as much as I damn like, as far
as this can go absolutely back. I do think, so honey.
You're tapping on my shoulder and being like, hey, I'm
so sorry, could you move it up a little bit,

(01:01:03):
because yes, I have been you, I have had in
my lap and I don't like it. I don't think
so honey. So I am willing to have a collaboration,
but don't think I'm gonna ask for And I definitely
don't think so honey. The ce motherfucking oh of Delta
being like I'm gonna weigh on on this with my
dumbass and say, yes, you should ask people to recline

(01:01:24):
five seconds. No I don't. I don't think so, honey.
That the coffee is bad, I've been drinking that And
that's one minute. Girl out a lot of stuff this episode.
It's a plan centric episode. But can you believe this ship?
I mean that video is nuts, video is insane, Like
that man is a lunatic. No, he should go to jail, truly, yes,

(01:01:45):
take him straight from the plane to jail. He is crazy.
And the fact that the woman had like the foresight
to record it and not just be like what Yes,
she probably was like stop it and he was like no,
and then she's like, great, I'll record you. Can you
even believe like fucking children on plane? Oh yeah, I've
had my bad moments because I feel that once you

(01:02:06):
get up there, you do become a different and darker
version of yourself. But like some people like it's beyond
but there's something recognizable in the guy in a way
that's not not in not in yourself. I've seen this
man before, absolutely like very entitled and like I need
to get my way. Yeah. Yeah, it was using like

(01:02:26):
the last seat of the plane you chose that, or
like you didn't pay enough money to choose a seat,
So sorry, sorry, that's the way it is. And also
it's like we are all, at the end of the day,
human beings. Yeah, and you on some of those planes
you cannot sleep when you're upright, it's you. It's not
a competition for the body. I couldn't believe when he

(01:02:47):
was shaking that seat so hard. But now now it's
like the motherfucker that's in charge of Delta. And I
say this as a Delta girl is going to come
out inside with essentially him, right what. Also, it's a
thing where it's like, and someone wrote this in Vulture
about this in Vulture, it's like there's a button on
the chair that does the thing that you're everyone is

(01:03:08):
allowed to do. It's not up for discussion. You're able
to do it, So you shouldn't ask for pres You
didn't break the seat to make it happen anyway. Okay,
this is gonna be bowe and yang. Okay, to see
the thing is often doesn't have no No, I have one.
He doesn't have one. Okay, this is bone. I don't
think so, honey, his time, I don't think so honey,
motherfucking jade rollers. Bitch, mine broke in half on the

(01:03:30):
way here. But then I realized, wait, this whole thing
is bullshit. And I for the beauty bloggers out there
who are gonna come for me and say, but blah,
but who are going to try to explain my culture
to me, don't even try. No. Look, jade rollers you
put them in the fridge and you roll them on
your face and they're supposed to tighten your pores or
like drain out the lymph up up or something. I

(01:03:53):
don't think someone, no, no, no, no, no, But see,
this is not real. This is I am picturing may
mother when I was like ten years old, just rolling
around her face and being like looking at it, being
like this is bullshit, that doesn't work, and putting it away,
and that is locked into my memory for the rest
of time. It's pseudoscience. It's not real. Even the Chinese
people don't think it's So. If you're if you're looking

(01:04:13):
up a video on YouTube of like an Asian woman
with a huge mole on her face saying this is
how you use a Guasha jade roller, and you believe
it to be true. You dispelled that from your mind.
Jade rollers are bad. They break, and they're scam on Amazon.
That's one minute, and that's one minute. And that I
if there's anyone I would trust for critique on creature comforts,
it is, Oh my god, here, my dear friend loves

(01:04:37):
a jade roller. It doesn't do anything. She's got very
sick disease. She's got great skin, she's got amazing but
also she does other things. It's not just the other stuff.
It's not Corey, it's I would tell that she has
a very sick disease and it's taking over her brain.
It's taking over her brain. Um, but there you go.

(01:04:59):
I'm not going to invest than that one. No, not
at all. Please don't. Okay, this is no coal buyers time.
Now are you ready? Okay, she's she's gonna pop off.
She's gonna pop off. This is no coal buyers. I
don't think so your time starts now. Okay. So I
was on w W dot oh navy dot com, and
I know it's not opulence, it's not luxury, but I

(01:05:20):
was looking for affordable pants. Why, to my surprise, his
old Navy selling boot cut jeans. Again, I don't think, so,
what kind of boots are trying to cover with jeans. Also,
if you were wearing boots, don't you want the people
to see them. They're not straight leg, they'rears, they're not

(01:05:43):
wide leg. Jeeves are just some middling in between type
of pants. What's to wear it? I don't think. So.
I see the streets wearing boot cut jeans, I will
spinning your face a second and knocking down the stairs
and say you stupid fucking bit five second, and then

(01:06:04):
I will rip them off of you. And then I
will sell them to a proper with and put them
back on you and let you back into the world.
And that's one minute essentially a helpful young woman, very
healthful boot cut jeans. It's true. People be trying to
And this is just when I'm wrapping my head around Highwaysted.

(01:06:26):
I like the highways that the boot cut I cannot
who's covering a boot? Yeah? Okay, So here's the deal.
Here's the deal. Nicole has summer to be she's a show.
She's a working comedian. Get Catcher Arlington Catcher in Nashville.
Please get damook all of her program, listen to all
her podcast. We love her so much, Thank you so much.
For doing this, thanks for squeezing me, and you moved

(01:06:50):
your photo shoot. Thank you. That's because we knew it
was the moment and there couldn't we could not be
just a little moment in between therapy and a show. Yes,
spend her up on a microphone. Yes, thank you for
squeezing us. And so when we were both squeezed in
and um, actually we're gonna squeeze one thing out before
we go, which is we end every episode with you

(01:07:14):
give me one more montin time when I could be
the moment uptime, I will be, I will be, I

(01:07:40):
will be a rain struggle to pretend