"Haus of Cultch: More Categories"

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Look mad oh, I see you. Why look over there?
How is that culture? Yes? Goodness, last culture, same room vibes.
Although what's different it's time, there's something, there's a different flavor.
Were in the down apartment with C Yeah, this actually

(00:24):
is similar to last time, though, because we recorded in
the Fire Island house that didn't have a C at
that time. This house my apartment that I'm in, that
house in Fire Island. Neither of those places are in
the running for most iconic building or structure because the
things inside don't fucking work well. They are in the
running for biggest flap, biggest flop because the jester can

(00:44):
we stay right here? Huh? I said, whatever it is,
we come. Well, let's make the distinction between jester and
a flop because people are kind of there's category fraud
happening where people are, you know. Campaign By the way,
we should say that the campaigning that's going on from
the publicists now is really beautiful. Yeah, and there's politics
at play and we love that, you know what I mean.
I mean a lot of people really pushing for Rihanna

(01:07):
to be best billionaire ever since she achieved billionaire status
according to Forbes, and for her I just think, like,
we don't. We're not gonna go with the obvious. There's
gonna be some upsets in this race, Like we as
the people who are giving out these awards, we may
give it to Rihanna, we may not because it feels
like maybe that's too obvious. Well, can I say? It
feels like what everyone's doing is they're saying, I mean, obviously,

(01:29):
now we have the best billionaire and that actually is
something you never say. You don't ever tell us, don't
ever ever ever tell us, don't ever tell us that
obviously to a culture number sixteen, don't ever say obviously,
don't ever tell us that that is so rude, because
first of all, you don't make the you know what,

(01:49):
here's the deal. This is not what a publicist does.
No publicist comes in and has a reason for why
that they feel their clients should earn the status. And
if you come in here and say obviously, it's like,
I'm sorry, why is it obvious? Why? Because Rihanna has
had many hits, because she's iconic, sure doesn't mean she's
the best billionaire. Make a case, make a case. She's
barely even done anything with her billionaire status. Yet no

(02:12):
no one up for any of these categories is implicitly
like the obvious winner. There are no front runners. I
don't I can't think of a single front runner in
any category, can you know? I can't think of a
single front runner or for any category. Although I do
think that there was an incredible I saw someone say
aqua marine was the most colorful color and getting a
lot of marine is getting a lot of buzz. I

(02:35):
don't know. I can't say that's the front runner, but
I definitely like, see. This is the thing is like
a lot of the publicists have been doing a really
good job because we're saying, yes, the publicists. Do you
think because I made it official on the Twitter, I said,
from now on, readers are the readers? Are the publicists? Well? Yes,
during this era we're calling the last Scholas Cultural Awards era,

(02:56):
you're not readers anymore? Is it? How? How is it
tied to the error or do we think that they're
just the publicists until the campaign is over, until awards
season is over. I think in this era of the
award lost culture Awards season era is not the season. Okay,
then you're so right, and during the season they're publicists,
but then we go they go back, they go back

(03:17):
to being readers, and they'll always be readers. Only during
awards season will they be publicists. And the awards season
of Lost Culture is of course the last part of
July August and then to be determined, because we still
don't know when the awards will be, isn't that right, Bo,
That's absolutely right. We don't know. We don't know, And

(03:39):
I think that's the beauty of Lost Cultures a Culture
awards is that these are unprecedented in so many ways.
I think it's just gonna be a Wednesday drop. I
think no one's gonna expect it. It's just gonna be
a Wednesday drop. But I think there will be a
sustained campaign from the publicists until the award shows, until
the until the awards are announced, and so there's no

(04:01):
such thing as least expecting it, because I think the
publicists are working so hard that they will always be
expecting it. We are just blue bawling them until that
Wednesday drop, and we don't know when that is yet.
But I think for as long as the awards don't
get announced, there will be publicity, there will be campaigning.
At least there should be. I think they need to

(04:21):
keep up this fervor and at all times because you
don't know when the awards will be. So what I'm
saying is on Twitter, you should be if you really
are feeling passionate about a category, you should be tweeting
that every day. Yes, I want to look at your
feet and see only for your consideration hashtag l C
A S and like I don't want to see other things,

(04:43):
like I want to see you really campaigning. Because the
Wednesday drop could happen anytime. It could be next week,
it could be next week. It won't be next it
won't be next week, and it won't be today because
today and this week we are announcing. Can we spoil
we're announcing the rest of the category. We are announcing.
This is the rest of the categories, and there's some
incredible ones. I think there are some of the most

(05:05):
exciting ones. These are some of the best categories of
all time. I don't disagree. I would never just agree
with such a statement of my own. I how often
do you disagree with yourself? Probably about the things I
say I either hear later or right afterwards. I'm like, well,
I disagree with that. That's but I would never admit

(05:26):
that right away. Sometimes it's just good just to fill
the air by saying something yes, yes, my life. But
actually I would, I would, I would try to even
lower that number, because there's something that's not even that
valuable about, you know, turning your own critique within inward.
I don't think you should really, I think you really

(05:48):
should stand by everything more things that you say than
you are now. Well, there's a difference between owning it
and standing by it and disagreeing with yourself. And that's
just that's just anyone that's sort of like taking a
persuasive essay of course, or like you know, like an
has done like an argument class, or like what would
you call that speech and debate. Yes, knows that you
often have to just be able to argue points that

(06:09):
you do not believe in. That's also sort of politics too,
that's also sort of politics. No, we let's get dark. Well,
actually I want to point out something I'm on This
ContraPoints kick as people know. Um, she said something in
this misrecent quarterly release. She she drops these like ours,
she is for the girls, that she's Natalie Whin, she's

(06:31):
this like philosophy, she was an academ and no, she
was like she was, she was like getting like her
master's anyway. But now she like she's on YouTube. Um,
I'm sure some people already already like just die hard fans. Um,
there's a very active community around uh what she does,
and like there's just fun like aesthetics to all of

(06:52):
her videos anyway. Um, but she said something, I mean,
I won't contextualize what it what it is, but she says,
you notice the feeling, but you don't have to endorse it,
which is totally unrelated to like what she actually talks
about in her most recent video, which is about envy.
Oh my god, you have to watch it. You to Gina, well,
what did I call you before a Porsche today? Your
name was Porscha. I don't know why might supposed to

(07:13):
call you a portion today? It was well, and also
we're going to get into some name ship later. It
was one of the categories has to do with names.
So let's just say, you know, to be continued with that,
putting a pin in that though for now, as you
often do when you want to return to something later. Um, yes,
I was really thrilled with what you told me before
about what was it the Dionysus and the Apollo. Could

(07:35):
you explain that and how it how it sort of
lends to the black Swan narrative as I call it.
She brings up so the whole the whole thing is
about envy and about how envy is like weaponized into
like morality in a lot of ways and politics and
in the world, and so like she talks about like
um fire. She begins with fire Festival, being like that

(07:58):
was like the funt that was one of the best
stays on Twitter because it was shot and freuda on
this huge scale, Like look at all these like influencers
and rich people suffering UM, and like at the root
of that is like or or or you know, like
at the root of that is envy in a way, right,
It's like some people were like in some ways envious

(08:18):
of the people who got to go maybe not completely,
but like that's like that's the root UM. And then
she talks about how envy is this like timeless universal
it's it's this human thing. And then she brings a
Black Swan because that's that that story is about envy
in a way, like her mother envies her um when
no no writer and envies her in some ways mean

(08:39):
lookunas envies her, like the woman the dancer that she was,
like the actress who calls her like a bit or
something at one point, like after like the cast list,
after she gets like casts like the black and the
White swan, like there's a random girl who goes up
and it's like you fucking bitch, or the horror on
the me, you know, like it's it's a movie about envy, right,

(09:00):
and she also like she as a character that envies
so much about Mila Kuniss effortlessness and she and she
she wants and wants and wants so much and so um.
Then Natalie starts to talk about Natalie Win, not portant,
not importman. Natalie Win starts to talk about, um, this
like this other model of envy, which is like in

(09:20):
SpongeBob between squid word and SpongeBob, squid Word and the
SpongeBob in a way because you know they both work
at the same place and yet squid word envy SpongeBob's
like childlike nature in a way. And she said, she
points out something really interesting, which is that like growing
like people my age when they watch SpongeBob, as kids

(09:41):
are growing up, they identified with SpongeBob, and now what
happens is when they watch SpongeBob as adults, they identify
with squid word. And so it's this thing of like,
you know, as you age, like having your ambitions tempered,
or like being like disappointed or beaten down by life anyway,
and she then breaks it down along the lines of
artistic impulses as defined by Natsch. I'm so sorry this

(10:05):
is so annoying. There's Apollonian impulse, and there's Dionysian impulse.
Either you're an Apollo or you're a Dionysus, and a
lot of times it's the Apollos who had be the
Dionysis is the diet whatever um. And it's that like Appollo,
if you're an Apollonian artist that you like are are

(10:25):
driven by like order and morals and like structure and
like wanting to be perfect in a way and wanting
to achieve an ideal or as if you're a Dionysian,
you are like someone who just is carefree, driven by
driven by instincts. I feel like that's you and me, babe.
Well that's really really absolutely when you can really boil

(10:46):
it down when you say that someone is the Melo.
You are saying that they are giving onto their Dionysian
instincts in a way that is um leading them forward.
And then yes, clearly the Apollonian or he that has
more to do with Natalie Energy, academic fish, the White
and the Black. Yeah, you understand well then and then

(11:06):
she and then she talks about how Black Swan is
ultimately about if that character's journey is about her like
embracing both, like finding both, like the Dynasian and the
Apollonian actually plays the black in the White Swan in
the same in the same show. And then like once
she achieves that she dies, you know, right, that's I
don't know, well, it's almost saying that in terms of

(11:28):
like it's almost like an argument about nature, and it's
like you really can't um pretend to be someone that
you're not without at a cost. I guess is that
would that be fair to say? Sure, like you have
to like it's it's it's not it's not um it's
not realistic or sustainable or something to like have it

(11:49):
and like have it be like for you to inhabit
like all of those things in one in one form.
How did you find this person. Um our friend of
the pod, Cody Silver introduced me to her. Yeah, we
love Cody so much, Cody, check him. Check them out
on Only Fans if you haven't already. Some of our
greatest minds are only fans between Cody and Time Mitchell.

(12:12):
Those are like to the smartest game in on the
East coast, I think. And you're breaking it down by coast. Yeah,
I don't. I don't know what this landscape is like
on the West coast, in the south along the Gulf,
and I don't know. No, don't say that. You're being
very flyover steady right towards me. Um. But anyway, you
should watch You should watch them, babe. I would like

(12:34):
to watch them. I I honestly like I spend a
lot of time on YouTube, but I would love my
landing page to be filled with things other than what
it is. That's what I'm trying. I'm actively trying to
make my algorithm like not think I'm a dumbass because
it's all just like video game reviews and like Taylor
Swift compilation video. It's like, it's not that those are
bad things, just like I want to see something different.

(12:56):
It's getting to the point where it's like, you know,
I actually like sometimes maybe some readers will identify with this,
but I will sometimes go to my landing page and
then I'll think to myself like do I have more
than three interests? And then I'm like, wait, this can't
be true. I have to be interested in more things
than these three things. Oh my god. This this literally

(13:19):
happened to me like recently, where it's like I forgot
that I was interested in this thing, which was for
me like video. This is so stupid, like video. I
was like, I forgot that I love like this stuff.
And it's because like the algorithm is reflecting something back
at you where you're like, I guess this is who
I am, and then you begin to self identify that
like that way, and then you're like, oh but wait,

(13:40):
it's like reduced me down to like three things, which
is like drag. Like my discover page on Instagram is
a whole different thing where it's drag, race and Pokemon,
and I'm like, this is that just feels wild to
me because I feel like you don't talk about those
things too much not but it's like I'm feeding the algorithm.
I like tapping on these things, so It'll be like
some stupid like Pokemon meme and I'm like, oh, I

(14:01):
guess that's funny. Um, and then I'll just like hit back.
Then I'm what I'm sort of returning to the algorithm.
Is I like this? Give me more? Yeah? I wonder
if I'm to go to my YouTube landing page literally
right now, let's go, let's go, let's do this. Okay,
So I just typed in YouTube dot com. Okay, so here,
this is kind of crazy. It's one thing from the view.

(14:24):
Kirsten Cinema defends her support of the filibuster christ Christian
Cinema is in the running for a lot of the
j She's truly flopping. Um. And then there's an ABC
News Dems holding Governor Cuomo accountable re establishes. Okay, wait,
so you've got like culture accountability. I have some new stuff.
And then I have this. Um, there's this gay named

(14:48):
Adam who runs this YouTube page called up in Adam
and he does like housewives, like news and Housewives. Beverly
Hills producers are preparing to turn over to on aired
footage of Erica Girardi to help the cases. Oh my god.
Then I have an access Hollywood thing, which is just
in terms of mourning the death of his longtime backup
singer Nicolehurst, which actually is a devastating story that this
woman who was I guess one of the Tennessee kids

(15:09):
and she passed. She has she had cancer and um,
it's very sad. A lot of people in music or
mourning her. Then I have, uh something from this is
so embarrassing, and this is how I'm going to be
vulnerable on this pod. I have Disney's Magical Express replacement pricing.
So this is the I followed. I don't follow this,
but it's called Mickey Views and it's like a theme

(15:31):
park or Disney like update whenever there's like construction or whatever.
And this is updating people that are freaks that go
to this site about the Magical Express, which is the
busting program replacement pricing. So I thought the Magical I
thought I thought that bus service was free. Girl, I
don't know. Well, Disney is going, let's get into this
a little bit. Disney is a book wild because they

(15:54):
you know how, they got rid of their annual pass
so the Disneyland. So it was this thing called the
Magic Key and the prices are insane it's like truly
so much more expensive than it ever was, and it's
like who can afford this stuff? Did you hear about
there's like a Star Wars hotel that you can stay in.
I think I told you about this in Disney World.

(16:16):
So it's like it's called the Galactic Cruiser. And basically
you go and it's a two day experience, and it's
truly like for two adults, it's it's like really expensive,
or maybe even more than that, maybe it's like forty eight.
It's like a really really expensive. So it's a two
day experience, and basically what it is is you go
and you go into space and are basically staying on

(16:37):
a on a galactic cruiser. Yes, so basically what they
suggest the schedule, which is that you take a like uh,
like a bust that's actually like a space transport into
Galaxy's edge itself, and then they have you want to
schedule like this is when you do Rise of the Resistance,
this is when you do the Millennium. You do not

(16:57):
have to book yourself. It's like one of the perks.
But they basically like while you're in saying in the
hotel over these two days, you interact with the staff
who are obviously all in character, and you were supposed
to live a Star Wars adventure. So for people that
really want that next like almost like Westworldian step in admmersion,
that's what they're doing now. And so on my YouTube

(17:19):
landing page, I get constant updates about like what that
say saying. Basically, my pull is when they I knew
it was going to be so crazy expensive, So when
they announced the pricing, I was like, who the fund
can afford this? This is gonna be wealthy people only. Yeah,
And also can we just talk about like what is
the value in immersion anyway? Like I I'm fine with

(17:42):
like a renfair thing, but I feel like, what do
you like? Who cares if you like talk to like
like staff who are in character. That's like my I
like that, Like I like a very thin application of
that somewhere like Disney World. But I'm like, I don't
want to. I don't I'm not gonna pay more money
to like believe that I'm in a movie. You know

(18:04):
what I counterpoint? I would say that is actually the
part that makes it really memorable for a lot of people,
And I think it makes it memorable for a lot
of children. But I guess what I'm what I'm rubbing
up against with this now, is it's so expensive that
it's only going to be giving that to like a
select handful of like very wealthy children. And I also

(18:26):
think like it's the weird it's like weirdly like it
seems like it's for adults. Um, but the immersion of
it all, it's like, as long as it feels like
you can still go off and do whatever the funk
you want, Like I'm cool with them giving it a shot.
Like if people want to pay for it and want
that experience, like, go for it. But it does it
would feel a little weird to me to be on

(18:47):
a two day schedule. That's like, in order to get
your money's worth, you have to follow this exact thing,
because that to me would make me feel a little insane.
And you are on vacation which is supposed to be relaxing.
But then again, people who are very goaloring died and like, um,
you know, checkpoint oriented, like maybe would like a vicuation
like that. I'm saying the value prop for me is

(19:09):
that you get to go, you get to go and
rise of the resistance and not have to like get
up literally at the ascrack and so yeah, so that's
like a big part of it. I guess, like part
you get to go on Rise of the Resistance um
and not have to wake up at like seven in
the morning and make a reservation online and like do
the whole thing, which is also restrictive to people who
don't have mobile phones, etcetera. But also I I don't

(19:31):
know that I just the way you describe it to me,
I'm like, I don't really think I would want to.
This is we won't go. We'll go say at the hotel,
thank you? Where the where you don't have to follow
any Swans story? Okay, Well, I'm just saying like even
if you okay, like let's say you were to like
pitch me like that experience for like Zelda, like something

(19:51):
that I really love, I'm like, I'm not gonna pay.
I don't care. But that's I guess where we forget
people with Star Wars are I know, I now, I know,
I know, But like there's also not a very high
capacity at this hotel. So what's gonna happen is it's
going to fill up? Ye see this is and then
it's like why do we do it. It's it's it's

(20:12):
like classic like marketing stuff. I don't I don't even
know what I'm talking about, but it's like it's the
reason why like ps fives are still hard to get it.
But there's no actual real reason for them for them
to like not manufacture more. It's just it's it's it
fits into like a specific sales schedule for them. But um,
I was gonna say at the end of the day, though,

(20:32):
not to be like reductive, and I and we love
the parks, but you're you're still like in like a
fenced swamp, like that's all that that's all the Disney
property is in Orlando. And I'm like, you, you might
as well just like pay for like a nice luxury
hotel experience. That's great, But to like theme it so aggressively,
I'm like, that feels scary to me. I think it's

(20:55):
just not for you. And I no, no, no, that's
and I think that for the people it's for, that's great.
It's just it's so expensive like that. I'm like, this
is not available to everyone. And if I was someone
who was in like a low income family or even
the middle income family, and I wanted to do this
and I saw what it was priced that it would
just demoralize me. It's great and like that's and I

(21:17):
I really you know what, I almost hesitate to say
this because they own everything, but it's like, you know,
Disney is so about the bottom line that it's just
it feels a little like everyone's about the bottom line. Well,
everyone is about the bottom line, especially as we move forward,
and like you you it becomes more and more clear.
But like but then anyway, anyway, regardless, there is a
live Tyler Architectural Digest home Tour which I'm really excited.

(21:41):
I'm really excited to watch that. Um and there is
actually shout out to Trixie Mattel. I have the pits
stop UM All Stars six episode eight to watch with Raja.
This is not that damn it. This is like you
have a pretty good no. Yeah. Then there's a Clarkson
It's Quiet Uptown from Hamilton's cover. If I refresh, it
says what um uh oh bang bang my baby shot

(22:02):
me down live from live live Goga performance. We have
to talk about that happen before we get into all that.
Please tell me what's on your YouTube landing page is
it damning my Probably my first one is um because
I have like thirty seconds left in the in the

(22:23):
Envy ContraPoints is that contra points video. My second one
is a recipe for Korean boogogie bowl um from this
YouTube Chuff. I really like. Her name is marian Um.
It's not it's not some kin long gust and it's
not monchy. Those are like two other really popular YouTube
Korean YouTubers that I really like. Anyway, my my YouTube

(22:45):
is mostly like recipes, even though I don't fucking cook.
But but can you admit to watching a lot of
food related recipe stuff on so okay? That's kind of
interesting and cool? Are you? Are you sort of trying
to dip your toe into the No, I'm just like
it brings me great comfort. It's like it's like to
watch it happen. It's like it's it's kind of this.
I understand why people watch like muk bung videos of

(23:06):
people eating things. For me, it's like, I really am
relaxed by people making food. We have to watch cooking
with Paris. I hear it's like not a cooking show
that well, I hear it's someone posted before just like
She's sitting with Kim Kardashian eating something, and it was
Kim takes a bite of something and looks at her
and goes like this like she's enjoying it so much,

(23:28):
and her face is just like, oh my god. I
just like watching them eat was like really satisfying. The
like she sat down and ate something with You would
like muk bong and you would you like watching people
eat things? I think, I well, then I well, here's
the deal. I get so hungry. No, me too. I
always get hungry when I watch the cooking videos and
I want that, and you're probably happening at night. It's

(23:49):
probably happening at night. But I even do this when
I order like delivery for lunch or dinner, like I will,
I'll order dumplings and then I'll look up dumpling videos
and it's like so funny. They are really satisfying to
watch a watch getting made dumplings. Yeah, yeah, like I
believe on Beverly Hills earlier this seasoning Crista wasn't Yeah.
That was so sweet. By the way, Crystal Kung Minkoff

(24:10):
was on the podcast Andy's Girls, hosted by Sarah Gally.
It was an amazing interview. She really gets into She
really explains, I'm such a huge fan. We love her.
I would like to reach out to her, out to
her very first housewife, but she she um. So Rob
came into the interview. I guess they were staying together.
She was in New York to do Watch What Happens
Live and do you know this? This gagged me. He

(24:33):
did the original character design for Ursula. Oh my, he
drew Ursula. So they were he said in the interview.
He like popped in and talked about this. She hasked
really amazing questions. Great job, Sarah, um. But he was like,
you know, originally the character designed for Ursula was going
to be very Joan Collins. Well, they and then that
design ended up being in the second movie as Morgan

(24:55):
or sister. Yeah, so he said he has an idea.
He I guess his roommate was like, um, this gay
guy who would who was into divine and would dress
up as divine. And he was like, we got into
divine and like drew the very first image of Ursula
as like a very volup. Yes. So Rob was an
animator and he and he also worked. He wrote an

(25:18):
early draft of the story for Beauty and the Beast,
and that's why by doing all that stuff, they gave
him the responsibility of directing the Lion King. But he
robbed Minkoff. Crystal, the Kung Minkoff's husband is why we
have Ursula the way we have her, and probably why
Pat Carroll was cast. God, that's so great. And she

(25:39):
she went so into like how she used the word violated,
because when I fully am on crystal side, she really
opens up about how hard it is with the eating
disorder and her body image to be on the show.
And she they had such an emotional conversation. It's I
really recommend listening. We love Crystal. I'm sure we talked
about this on the Pond maybe. But if I'm Chris,

(26:01):
if I'm naked in a room and then someone walked in,
walked in and didn't immediately withdraw or like close the door,
if if like Sutton kept walking into the room even
to quickly drop the thing off, I would have been like,
what the funk are you doing? It's it would be
so upsetting to me anyway, especially when you take into
account like the specific issues that Crystal deals with which

(26:24):
she has um elaborated on on the show a little bit,
but has really got into on this one episode of
the podcast. If you're a fan, you should listen. Um
was was really really great, but I couldn't believe that
he was responsible for all that. I just thought that
was so cool, and he was like, yeah, I'm like
truly a kid at heart and a nerd and like,
you know, like, and he seems very cool about her

(26:46):
being on the show. Artist. He's like, really, okay, what's that?
What else? What else? Um? I have a play through
of the Great Ace Attorney Chronicles. It's this game I'm playing. Um.
It's a courtroom game. It's the Japanese game AIM where
what would you play as a lawyer? I love that
And it's so fun and it's like and you're supposed
to like there's like an investigation part, but you're supposed

(27:07):
to look for clues and evidence and then you have
to bring it to court and then present and you
have to like it's almost always about taking one villain
down who's like making you seem like the bad guy.
It's so it's so satisfied. Um, Okay. Then I have
uh New York film Academies Q and A with Elizabeth
Olsen I have so much. I have a lot of
Elizabeth like um, and then okay, I have four more.

(27:31):
I have the hot ones of Matt Damon. Unfortunately, because
I watched Hot Oh my god, I had the hot
one and I didn't say it. Shame and why is that?
I didn't want to bring him up. I'm sorry, Okay,
let's move ONCT. Yes you retract. UM. I have these
two straight male doctors talking but dermatologists talking about exfoliation tips.

(27:53):
That's that's my skincare YouTube blade. And then I have Unfortunately,
I always see SNL sketches because I'll just like, like
you all wake up on a Sunday and be like,
oh my god, I want to watch that sketchy and
not even I'll be like, I want to watch that
thing where Heidi plays the cocaine wife. I often get
like Bowen Yang things and I'm like, is it because
they hear me talking about it like it's so funny.

(28:13):
It's like it's like, here's what Bowen did on s
n l LST Night. I'm like, it's so funny that
it knows. But I guess it would give that to
any fag, not any fag, not the ones, not the
ones who don't stand me. Um. And then maybe that's why.
Maybe that's why. And then I have a jerk chicken
meatballs recipe from New York Times. It comes it's a
lot of food. Anyway, I'm now seeing I have a

(28:35):
lot of music, so I said Maggie Rogers performing say
it on the Tonight show. Um. And also there's there's
one headline that I have to say out loud because
it's so funny to me, problematic roller coasters. And then,
by the way, this one that says unforgettable moments from
Megan McCain co hosting the View, which is from the
Views channel and she is officially done, is especially out

(28:58):
of there. I mean, what do we think her next
chapter is besides being our producer producing the show, raising
her daughter Liberty. That's right. She's just so on the nose.
It's so it's so crazy. The daughter's name is Liberty.
What do you know what like maybe maybe they'll call
her Liberty. I just can't imagine being called Liberty. And

(29:22):
then again, I'm not a McCain, Like, I don't know,
it's I don't know. It's like she's even like on
the nose in terms of like being a woman who
has gay friends. It's like with the hair, it's like
you're so so like like you're you're like an insect
on the ground. You don't even have any perspective on

(29:42):
like what things look like an inch above the floor.
I'm sorry I being so toxic. I mean, just the
fact that the daughter was named Liberty. I was like,
I really was, like, I mean, it's just it feels
like who is it for. It's not for the not
for the kid, like she has to live, it's for
John on mccame. And that's just I guess that. And
you know what the thing is, Sometimes it just feels

(30:04):
like she's like stunting to prove a point or to
be like, no, I actually do walk the walk. My
daughter's name is Liberty, and it's like, yeah, but now girl,
that girl's name is gonna be Liberty. That's I think
that people don't sometimes understand that when you name your
child something, your child lives with that name probably most
of the time, I'm gonna say, at the time, for

(30:26):
the rest of their life. Yeah, it's so funny now
to be in a nage where like you'll you'll watch
like Gwyneth Paltrow and an interview being like, yeah, Apple
was saying this, and I'm like, oh, yeah, there's a
human being out there who has accepted the fact that
their name is Apple, Apple Martin. And here's the deal.
If this is this is actually something I really think.

(30:46):
It's like if if you are someone with a name,
if a last name that's like Martin, then you can
get away with an exotic, weirdo first name. But like,
I don't, I don't, and who cares, Like, name your
kid whatever the fun you want. I just want people
to understand that when you name your daughter Liberty, like
then she has to say, Hi, I'm Liberty. No, there's

(31:06):
nothing wrong with the name Liberty. I guess no, not
Liberty McCain. Where I'm saying that Liberty dominance for Mega
mccannaby who she is to name her daughter Liberty because
it's in some ways it recalls like her lineage or something.
It's like, that's what's upsetting to me. I'm like, oh,
you're reminding us that your dad was a senator and
that you are love America. It's so pathetic. Whatever. I

(31:32):
just feel like, I don't know, it's just anyway she
uh blessings to her, so well, work. We can't wait
for you to work closer with us. We can't wait
for your want to take even more firm hand on
the going goings on of this podcast. Moving forward, Thank you.
Let's talk about another icon, blonde icon. Wait, were you

(31:55):
disappointed that she didn't come out? So you guys, we
went to go see Lady Gaga and Tony and she
sang bang bang, which she did. She didn't come out
of the black curli like, which I really wanted, I
really wanted. But no, it's fine. She she I think
she wanted to like keep it. I don't know, It's
like simple, and I think she understood that this was
like Tony Bennett's last concert. Oh my god, I can't

(32:16):
believe you guys. It was so special. It was to
really get real for a second. You you said this
the other day, you were like, it was a historic content.
Don't almost agree, which which I agree. It was an
historic moment and his um. I will say, I think
there were forties standing ovations throughout the night. Ult yes, so,

(32:39):
and we were up for every single one of them.
I will say, I think we lad some. I let
her I literally left out on my chair, so many
we we were so like lucky to be there, and
I will so just to walk you through what happened readers.
It was Tony Bennetts last night. It was Gaga came
out and probably did like an hour right, and then

(32:59):
she left the stage killing it. She's sang She ended
with Lavan Rose, which was like huge, and she said,
I would not have sung this song if Tony didn't
tell me too. And then the indication there is like
because Bradley Cooper saw Gaga saying that and it was like,
you have to be in a stars like like I
could tell the Gaga is basically communicating like I would
not have maybe would not have gotten the Stars born

(33:21):
if it kind of been for my friendship with Tony
and she and she's sang it unbelievably. Well, you guys,
this is what I'm saying. If you don't love Lady Gaga,
you don't love yourself. And I am I'm doubling down
on a girl like she was absolutely alive in her performance.
She's really one of the best we have. She like
is a perfect vessel for like so much music history,

(33:44):
and I think she was channeling and I'm not just
saying this because of the coincidence of it all, she
was channeling Barbara, she was channeling Judy like it is
like that's like that's like the lineage, Like that's like
the new supreme logic. I'm sorry, I'm sorry make that
like reference. But it's like she is like she's carrying
this legacy from now on. And then so so she's

(34:06):
saying Lavian Rose. And then as a way of introducing Tony,
she was like, I'm gonna bring out Tony Bennett. Now
you guys have to make this a night he will
remember that. Make him smile, make him laugh, make him
feel at home. And she sang new York, New York.
She's saying she and then she threw on this this
jewel and crested top hat and fucking belted the ship

(34:28):
out of New York, New York, fucking jumped around the stage,
shookar asked, Sugar Tits did all of it? Just like
got this room of thousands of people at Radio City
just like camped to like welcome Tony Bennett. And then
he came on stage. Didn't miss a single fucking no.
This is something that you need to understand. So like

(34:48):
when we say he did not miss a note, a word,
and beyond that, just like an articulation, just like every
word meaning something real, like real performance. Now, it was
his ninety five birthday. The man is nine, so he's
been doing this for like I'm going on eighty years.

(35:10):
Understand that it's so in his body that it was
just such a sight to behold. And I do believe that.
You know, he's obviously in his very old age, like
this was his last show. It's crazy to say that,
but I think he has declined because he could really
only say right, so he's he's he's obviously declined, but
he could really only say in between songs like wow

(35:31):
or beautiful or beautiful audience, And he couldn't really say much,
but every word of every song was there, and you
enjoyed it. When he's sang smile, Oh my god, that's
when I lost it for real. That's when I lost
it for real. And then so he's performing and she
comes out and he says, Lady Gaga and they then
they sang about four songs together, and this was really

(35:54):
the moment of the night. She turns to him and
she says something along the lines of Mr Bennett, I
just want to say, on behalf of everyone here and
on behalf of everyone in the world that has enjoyed
your music. Thank you so much for gracing us with
your talent that has changed the world for the better.
And you are one of a kind. You're a legend,
you always will be and it would be my honor

(36:14):
to escort you off the stage. And there it was
just not a dry eye. And it was like two three,
four minutes of like Gaga and Tony Watt slowly walking
off stage together and everyone on their feet clapping, sending

(36:34):
this man off and him waving goodbye. It was so surreal. Yeah,
I was just I got really emotional at one point
because I was just like, this is truly a moment
of like not not just exaltation, but this is what
he deserves, you know what I mean. Like it's a
true music legend and there are so few that have

(36:57):
been done it for that long and it really just
it made me so like proud to be This sounds
so silly, but it made it's proud to be in
the arts. It may be proud to be a New Yorker,
it may be proud like to be a music fan,
like and it really was. I don't take for granted
that we were able to go there, like we are
so lucky, unfortunately, like to be able to have seen that,

(37:18):
because you know, these people are not here forever, and
it's it's important to try to go out there and
see that. Because I was so emotional, because I was like,
this is truly a person who has impacted so many,
who is getting the opportunity for people to scream their
love for him and support for him. And she got that,

(37:39):
she knew her responsibility. She took it so seriously that
someone has impacted her so much, I think culturally, musically, socially,
as a friend, you know what I mean. Like it's
just so it was just a perfect night. There was
um and shouts to Radio City for requiring proof of
vaccination for everybody. Um going in wait, I want to

(38:00):
read this thing. Apparently they're making a documentary and I think, yeah,
they're filming it. They were filming it too. Um, but
like there's there's gonna be like BTS stuff. There's there's
just like passage from Okay, this is like from the
a ARP. So the a RP like did some right
up about Tony and Gaga, like leading up to this
concert and like specifically with the focus on his battle

(38:21):
with Alzheimer's. But okay, here, let me just read this,
because I don't think we're ready for this documentary Tony
was doing. But Tony was a considerably more muted presence
during the recording of the new album with Gaga and
raw documentary footage of the sessions. He speaks rarely, and
when he does, his words are halting. At times, he
seems lost and bewildered. Gaga, clearly aware of his condition,
keeps her utterances short and simple, as it's recommended by

(38:42):
experts in the disease when talking to Alzheimer's patients. You
sound so good, Tony, she tells them. At one point,
thanks is this one word response? She says that she
thinks all the time about the Tony looks at her wordlessly.
Wasn't that fun every night? She prompts him, Yeah, he says, uncertainly.
The pain and sadness in Gaga's face is clear at
such moments, but never more so than in an extraordinarily

(39:05):
moving sequence in which Tony, a man she calls quote
an incredible mentor friend and father figure, sings the solo
passage of a love song. Gaga looks on from behind
her mic her smile breaking into a quiver, her eyes brimming,
before she puts her hands over her face and sobs like,
oh my god, this is this is so like it's
such a special, tragic but ultimately like that, the thing

(39:29):
about that night was that it was joyful. It wasn't ever,
it never really dipped into sadness. No, it did not.
And that is a testament, I think, to the way
to the tone that she said, yes and that was
all her and I would say, you know, it's so
easy to you know, it's funny, like it's actually her.
I believe her grandmother says to her and the Joanne documentarations,

(39:52):
just don't be maudlin. Yeah. I think that maybe it's
something that she took from that experience, um, because she
was so light and fun and you know, she was
twirling in her gown. She had like three three costumes
that she wore and they were all absolutely fantastic. Um

(40:14):
And you know, he clearly just had so much fun
watching her. And I think that it really was a
tone that she said, because it is easy too when
something is so sad, and there are a few things
that are as sad as um alzheimer losing someone to
Alzheimer's um or a degenerative disease like that, like Parkinson's,

(40:37):
And it's in my family and I've seen it up
close and it is and Boone as well, And I
think that it's it's something that you know, you can't
really explain until you go through it and you have
someone close to you that's experiencing that. But truly, I
think there is something to keeping things fun and keeping
things light and keeping things clear. And the message of

(40:59):
that evening was very clear, which was we're celebrating you
know what I mean. Like and so that was, like
I said, like we joke about iconic moments in culture,
like and we're all tongue in check and stupid about it,
but like, truly, that was a moment that was a moment,
that was a moment in time for sure, one of
the top. I think it's in the top. I think
that's in the top. It's something I'll never forget you

(41:22):
you honestly want to know. Like I I think that
will be probably in my top five of my life
thus far most memorable concert experience. It will be that
when I saw Beyonce du four when she did her
four Nights, I went with Colin Quarterpassy and like it
inspired me so much and she was just so amazing.

(41:44):
And then I don't know, like, uh I would I
would have Mariah my first concert ever when she came
out in her sailor look and said, do you like
the ensemble? It was my first concert I've ever seen.
I was ten years old and I screamed like a
fagon next to my dad and and Mathon's now I'll
never forget it for as long as I live. But
other ones too, But yeah, like that was it was

(42:04):
one of those nights where I was truly sitting there
and inspired, you know, yeah, oh I was fully inspired.
I was like I just need like I just want
to like I just I just I just I just
I just want to like take in. I just want
to observe her. I I don't know if you caught me.
I looked over you a lot, and you were just

(42:25):
like enjoying it. So I don't know if you ever
caught me. Just like jaw dropped, just like I was
just taking it. H I was just like, oh my god,
she's doing and study kept I mean when she put
on her top half for New York, New York. She
just like struck an angle and held it opposed and
held it and then study just said she is so
aware of her stage picture at all times, like that

(42:47):
as a performer, she knows what she looks like on
stage to other people. And that is like that sounds
very like shallow, I guess, but it's so important. It's
a show. It's a show. It's like she like is
so seasoned already as a performer that she doesn't she
it's so it's just so powerful. I don't know, I
fucking I mean, I think people know at this point

(43:09):
that like we both love Gaga, but like I've been
like truly so obsessed since since day one. To me,
I'm gonna say something that like is going to get
a lot of people like angry, like Gaga is Gaga
is Like maybe like I'm gonna say, now, I was
gonna say she was better than Ma Donna, But we

(43:29):
don't have to get into that conversation. I just you
know what I said the other day, and maybe this
is sort of similar to what you're trying to checulate,
which is I do believe she is our share I
do believe she is a generational like talent who will
last for as long as she wants to. Um. You know,
maybe if shares talents skew more towards the acting performance

(43:54):
realm than Gaga's talent skew a little bit more towards
the musical. I that I would say, maybe that's like
a way to distill how they are different. But I
believe that they're similar in so many like spiritual ways,
like in terms of reinvention, in terms of being able
to do so much. By the way, I think the

(44:16):
House of Gucci trailer looks good and like camp, and
I'd like good camp good. Yeah, yeah, I do not.
I know a lot of people think she sounds like
Count Jocula. I think we should wait, and I think,
you know, maybe it is a crazy accent, but let's understand,
we're going to settle into it and the movie is
gonna be what it is, and I think it looks delish.

(44:38):
We're all gonna see it. Yeah, I'll see you there. Yeah. Um,
I anything else we gonna talk about with Tony and Gaga,
just that it was one of the best nights ever.
And you know, I'll say he when He'll say again
when he says smile. Um, just it's just one of

(44:59):
the most beautiful things in the world. And I also
knowing the state that he is in, and um, you
know that he was able to still get that message
out so beautifully and clearly. It's just it's like sometimes
like you hear the right person sing the right song
and it just it changes, like the way oh no,
you know, like it's it's just speaking before by Beyonce.

(45:20):
I mean that's my whole thing with school in life's
like that, like, oh yeah, that was big for you,
like like say, truly snapped me out of something dark,
like a dark moment. Okay, My only note about the
Gaga show was I did want her in a black
curley wig and a red leather jumpsuit to sing Bang Bang.
That's fair. That's fair. Let's deliver on what we promised.

(45:45):
Let's actually deliver on what we promised, because it's important
to do that in life. And uh. We have the
rest of the categories for the Lost Cultures to Culture
Awards who as they say, whoo whoo as they day.
So these are some great categories. When you say, I
would say that these are some of the like we
said in the top of the episode. These are some

(46:05):
of the most iconic categories that have ever been announced,
and I think that we've done really well so far
and sort of covering all different areas, you know, best planet,
best animal in the s best note ever saw, best picture,
literal picture, best ascar, sort of smallest snub. We're covering
the whole, all parts of culture, and we have gone

(46:26):
even further with these, and I didn't think we could.
I don't think we could get deeper. It's like when
you swim out into the ocean and you think, I
can't go further, but you shouldn't, but you keep going
but you shouldn't. And I just want to say, you shouldn't,
but you can always go further. You can always go further.
There's actually a really culture number seventy seven in the ocean.

(46:48):
You can further, but you shouldn't. And we have gone
further in this sense. Okay, So we just want to
clear there was some confusion. We announced a seventy third
category on the episode Drop two weeks ago. It was
not it was not a category we discussed on the episode.
But Matt and I on the day as I made
the graphics for the category list, I said, we have

(47:12):
to throw in a category it will be the biggest
award of the night. This is actually the biggest award
of the night, and it is category number seventy three,
and it's sort of iconic for the seventy third categories
have any three questions vogue much um for it to
be the biggest category of the night. But sometimes, like
when the award show goes on for a very long time,
you do have to throw in a big category in

(47:33):
the middle there. So that's why number seventy three we
do have the next category, next category, this is the
go ahead Christina aguilera award for coming on this bitch
mad as hell. Now, for the uninitiated, there was once
a tweet which went as follows, Christina was at her lowest, fat,

(47:54):
nasty and broke career in shambles. She came on this
bitch maddest and then the link to moves like Jagger.
This tweet has struck a cultural nerve every every gay
sis man on the East Coast. We need to have
a handle because that gets lost. Are you looking it up? Yes? Okay,

(48:17):
so bone is gonna look up the sort of icon
that tweeted this. This is this. This account is only
it goes only by the letter lowercase J. The handle
is at very thick vadge with four jays and the
description is Harriet Tubman fan account. So they're an icon,

(48:39):
They're a legend um and I hope they realize what
they're called. I mean, eleven thousand likes on Twitter this,
I mean, people really, really, really really responded to this.
And this person is obviously a huge fan of Christina's
bridge verse on moves like Dagger, which we can agree

(49:00):
was definitely a cultural reset, and she came on this
bitch matt as hell, and so this isn't where that
honors that spirit of just being so motivated by her
squalor that you are just gonna fucking give it to them.
And in this case, squalor can mean true squalor or
you have a cushy job on the voice for I

(49:22):
don't know, twelve million dollars a season and a storied
career as a pop star. And also, you are not fat,
nasty or broke, You're simply Christy Aguilera. But the sentiment was,
at her lowest, fat nasty and broke career in shambles,
she came on this bitch, Matt as hell that sentiment
it's poetry. Well we should just say that that is

(49:44):
a poem. That is a poem. I mean there's a
descansion de scansion. Let's just say that, Okay, and I
Matt has Matt has already pitched a winner for this
and I cannot disagree with him. So, I mean, publicists,
please can paying for this event, like for this category
as you would any other. But we already have a

(50:04):
really really big contender for that. And of course every
category will have three nominees. That's something that Bone's finding
out now at the moment. We have a next category,
America's Next Top Model. Talk about this. What does this mean?
So sort of in the modeling industry, we have young
girls sort of coming up, um, you know more Bounty America. Yeah,

(50:28):
you hear about them, the hot deeds, yes, the other
hot deeds you hear about um, you know, Heidi Clue, clue.
But this is America's Next Top Model. So you may
have been aware of the show. I'm I was very
aware of the show. Yeah. Same, But this doesn't doesn't
necessarily have to do anything with the show. This is

(50:50):
a lost culture recess Cultural Award, Cultural award for America's
Next Top Model. Now any anything that any rubric tyra
graded on that's not necessarily us know, this is going
to be our again subjective opinion that is informed by
the publicists campaigning we have next category. Yeah, this is
more fashion, this is more fashion. Best dressed rhyme this

(51:14):
one rhyme's best dressed in rhymes doesn't necessarily mean anything.
I think it means, you know, someone who has this
sartorial awareness, someone who I was just saying, the rhyme
doesn't necessarily mean anything, but I just rhyme doesn't Rhyme
doesn't mean anything. Rhyme is usually meaningless, and so say that.

(51:36):
But I just think it's fun that it's that there's
a there's an internal rhyme there talk about this this.
I mean, I knew it as a senior superlative. It's
a senior superlative. You know, maybe it's something I mean,
is there is there another setting for this? I want
I was gonna say summer camp, but no, Like I mean,
I think that there could be a best dressed anywhere.
Often you see in the pages of the Rags the Rags,

(51:57):
well some then let's talk about this is this best
dressed during a certain time, in a certain place, at
a certain event. This is just best dressed overall. I
don't think it's up to us. I think it is,
is it? Because after the publicists convinced this is what
I love about the Lost Culture Is Culture Award, It's
not really up to us, even though we say it is.

(52:19):
When we say it is, it's like we don't actually
mean it. I think we're making the decisions for sure,
But is it? Because look, I would just say for
this I don't have a front runner the way I
do for many of the other categories. In fact, I've
already sort of suggested some winners to bowen. But you know,
like I said, there's gonna be three nominees for every

(52:40):
So this is one of those categories that's like it's
a crowded field, a lot of really well dressed people.
Can I ask you a personal question, good, when you
were in high school, how do you think you rank
in terms of the best dressed thing? I was? I
was in the gutter. I was you did not compete.
I was really face I was faced down, covered in

(53:05):
every kind of gross ship. When it comes to this category,
I did not I didn't you were not address not
a good dresser. Still, arguably I'm not. I think you're
a great dress I'm wearing a T shirt and what
are you thinking you're going to wear the Emmys? Um,
I don't know, Yeah, we're I don't. I'm I'm figuring
it out. You're figuring it out? Because are you still
unsure about what the what the whole? I don't know

(53:25):
what the hell is going to happen. I just wanted
to ask, you know, did I ever tell you? I
famously placed second for best Dressed? Really? I did not
win a senior superlative. I placed second in three categories?
What were the category best dressed? Attached at the hip
with my best friend Kenny Donahue, shout out, love you baby,
he's got a baby at home. He's got a baby.

(53:45):
I just met the baby. And then and then most Athletic,
and I lost to Malcolm Brown. Wow. Um, but can
I just quickly say something about it? And you were
most likely to become a SNL cast member, which was
the fun which was the sort of um florid way
of saying like funniest, like a class clown, but like

(54:06):
it should have just been called class clown, because now
I got to explain to people, No, it's not it
wasn't about SNL really, it was mostly about pretty direct
prompt for the for the voters, but most likely to
be on SNL, and they felt that was you, and
they were right. One of the smartest high schools in
the country. That's that's not true. Girl girl girls like
pretty much a girl. Oh my god, Marina um, but

(54:30):
it's it's like the best dress was most likely to
be on the cover of vote, Like that was our
high school. So y'all worked on were doing the most.
We were doing the most, to say, in terms of
naming of the category. So I did not win a
Senior Superlative, but then I did walk away with Problem King,
so then you you did end up winning the end.
But you know, so this envy thing is interesting. Sorry
to bring bring up content points again, but she talks.
She brings up how in a lot of studies, bronze

(54:52):
medalists are overall happier than silver medalists because they're they're
just the bronze medalists just happy to be there. Silver
includ me. They say, silver medalists are like, I was
so close to getting the gold and that is like envy,
sort of like coming up and like truly polluting your
whole mindset and being like, well, I'm not I'm not
happy even though I did objectively better than the bronze medalist.

(55:12):
Isn't that weird? And also like, honestly, at bronze you
can look at and it's like some some variation of gold,
whereas like a shade of gold, it's a shade of gold.
And so if you have someone over the house, you know,
and your your medalist hanging over, they could sort of
scan over and be like, oh my god, that's a
gold medal, and maybe they don't ask about it because
they saw the bronze. If you see a bronze medal
in the distance, I will have to squint or walk
closer to make sure it's not wrong than not gold.

(55:35):
It could be gold. But if you see a silver medal,
you're like, oh, silver is that kind of play? Silver?
That's actually a culture number thirty three. Silver is iconically silver,
unmistakable with anything else, not even gray. No, it's not gray,
and it's not even it's not even like people think
that silver and gray are like, you know, like companion

(55:56):
like colors or or you know materials. Now, do you
want to know the queerest thing I've ever done? What
I was five years old and there's a video of me.
It was like a like a bus safety thing, like
we all have to go in one by one and
like we all have to like go in walk and
like answer questions from someone about about Like if a
stranger ever came up to you, what would you say?

(56:16):
So they asked you a series of questions and I go,
what's her name? And I said Matthew And they said
what what's your favorite um food? And I don't I said, like,
I don't know. I like to eat a lot of
stuff cheeseburgers. And they were like I I like, I
have a look in my eye like I didn't like this.
I don't like being questioned. So they said what's your
mom's name? And I said, Katrina. What's your dad's name, Richard?

(56:38):
Do you have a little sister, yes, what's her name? Chelsea?
And then they said do you have a best friend?
And I said I have a lot of friends And
they said who is your best friend? And I was like,
I can't pick And they're like, what do you do
with your friends? And I go they play with them.
I play with them, they play with me. I literally
said it like that, I play with them, they play
with me. It was very New York. So then they

(57:01):
ask what's your favorite color? Without missing a beat, I
go silver. Oh my god, I've never been so Julio
Torres found dead. I was first. You were clear? Clear?
Is this very clear? But that is this is very
much the same wavelength you silver. You had this like

(57:22):
confidence in that moment, not competent. It's the only video
I want to find. I don't know where it is.
I know we have it somewhere, but I was shocked
watching it when I said silver, because I would never
think to say that, but silver is my favorite color.
You're still you're a silver bitch, queen, And I know
what You're just talking about the negatives of being silver.

(57:43):
Not number one, No, that's that's like that's really like
on a performance, competitive of it, but in terms of
the aesthetic, in terms of the look, you are silver.
I believe that I am silver and you are gold.
And that's not even like online it's pejorative, but it's
not like, oh, like one's better than the other. It's
just that like we all actually are two sides of
the same coin, a coin we don't know as Pokemon

(58:04):
made clear Pokemon gold and silver. Say that silver is
arguably in some ways silver is better than some ways
gold is, but there are equals. So I would say
that you are gold and I am silver, and I
am famously red, and you are blue. Yes, that's what
we were in cult wares. And then when Pokemon yellow
came in, I was just like, I don't know what
that's yellow? Study is yellow, studious crystal? Because it was

(58:25):
it was the gold, silver and crystal. Sudi is yellow
and crystal. I'm red and silver and you are gold
and blue. How does it we? It's energetic, It's energetic,
and I love this. We have the next category. This
is the National Park Award for Nature. The National Parks

(58:46):
represent nature absolutely better than almost anything else. I closed
my eyes and I think of nature. I think the
National Parks, many of them. But this isn't We're not
honoring the National Parks. We're We're saying that there something
out there needs to be awarded for the way it
represents nature, for the way it even exemplifies and is

(59:09):
the best of nature. What do you think that? Do
you think this is. So this is a general category.
Be tree, it could be a creek of rock, an animal.
I think it could be anything that appears in nature.
And it's this happens to be named after the National Parks.
This is the National Park Award for Nature, the best nature,

(59:30):
the nature that screams nature, the most not most natural nature,
most natural nature. It could be water, it could be
a plant. It could bear the sun does the sun
and competitive perchance while it sort of gleams over a
gorgeous forcechance. Let's let's see. This is an exciting category.

(59:52):
This is one of the most exciting categories of them all.
Not the biggest category of the night, but I think
because they're so many competitors, I'm gonna be really looking
forward to saying what the three nominees are. I think
there are some birds that can be double nominees for
Dan Burr Best Dan Bird and for the National Park
Award for Nature. Oh my god, I mean double nominees.

(01:00:14):
Keenan Thompson found dead, eight Bryant found eighty. Bryant found
dead in a ditch. We don't want well, that made
me sad. We don't want to live forever. Please, both
of you Okay, this we haven't act to do. The
next category, best dress, not a rhyme, a slant rhyme,
maybe best in dress. Almost this is a different category

(01:00:36):
than best dressed. This is the best dress of them all.
But it's not in the time, It's not in the
category title because there's some there're some categories as we
know that have of them all. One of them is
coming up, one of them is coming up. But this
is just best dress, best dress. So interpret that how
you will publicist things that are not included in this category. Pants, pants, suits, shorts, shirts, hats, gloves, socks, shoes, bops. No,

(01:01:03):
I don't want to know none of that. This is
best dress. And let's just I'm gonna get really close
up on the mic. No skirts, no skirts dress. The
next category the Jim and Pam Award for best Chemistry. Okay,
I mean kind of our generations, you know, Sam, Diane, Hello, Um.

(01:01:26):
I think this will get a lot of publicist horny.
I think of chemistry. I think it's got to make
me horned up. I think I have to be watching
them and say, oh my god, are they gonna By
the way, let me stop everything right now and say
that I might have been, you know, sort of part

(01:01:48):
of a little table read the other day for a
certain script. I can't really say much about it because
that hasn't really been announced everyone's participation. But I know
you're in a film called Fire Island. There was some
chemistry popping off between whom, between many of the actors.
It's a little bit. It's a comedy, a good chemistry.

(01:02:08):
I thought. My sisters has some good chemistry with their
love interest. Some fine looking men that the readers may know,
and perchance we might even have to have guests on
this show. I think we will. I encycle the boys.
It's a room full of gay man that's kind of fun,
but like iconic by b coon Um friend of the famously.

(01:02:37):
So I think, are you saying that people in this
project are competitive in this category? I don't know, Countess
Luanne slash Grover Um. Uh, we're going to find out. Okay,
we're gonna find out. Grover Grover so cute one of
the love grow Yeah. Absolutely we next category, Okay, Tik

(01:03:02):
tac Toe Awards your best simple Game. This is the
Tic Tac Toe Award for Best Simple Game. The best
games are the simplest, Absolutely King tettress, Mama Tecto Ti
Tacto doesn't win. Connect four. Connect I was gonna say,
I literally I did the motion to my sister and
he knew immediately what I was saying. Connect four. That's

(01:03:23):
what I love. Um, you know, it's not a simple game.
I'm sorry to drag it, but chess you have to
sit down and learn it. Checkers, simple games, simple game. Chess.
Too many girls doing different things. Yeah, I thought, you man,
too many girls doing it. I was like, no, that's
the whole plot of the Queen's gamb It is not
enough girls. Let's just say that. Let's say it's rule

(01:03:45):
culture number. Not enough girls in chess, women in stem
more like women, women in chess. Let's keep that's a
little of culture number ninety nine, women in stem more
like women, more women in chess. We have next category,
best song on rent soundtrack, original broadwaycast recording, or the

(01:04:07):
film movie soundtrack. It looks like it's not specified. Okay,
so it could be Rosario Dawson's version of out Tonight.
It could be Daphne Ribbon Vega's version about Tonight. And
that's actually the binary. That's your Rosario Dawston Out tonight,
which is which is which is Dionysus? Yes, and then
or your Daphne Ubon Vega which is Apollo. No, I

(01:04:29):
would feel like Daphne is just so like it's just
we're sorry to say Daphne is Rosario an incredible meaning
I thought she was an amazing MEMI. And here's the reveal.
The reason why this is on this list is because
I listened to Rosario Dawson's tonight. It's an amazing and
she killed it. Mrs Corey Booker booked that book did
that rent? Mrs Corey Booker booked that at that for

(01:04:56):
a second you met like you referred to Corey Booker
as mrs. And he said, Cory Booker boot to that
as inn booked to that that companion. You know, Corey
Booker is apparently really committed to being a straight icon.
Love it love for her girl. Now, okay, this is great,
and I'm sorry I should say Rosario is Apollo because

(01:05:17):
there's such a precision to her Mimi, and also she
carries with her I believe the intelligence to say nothing
of Daphnie ruby Vega, but I do believe it's like
if I'm just stand for a second, Daphne reuben Vigga
comes from here. Yeah, day, It's like it's like a
pelvic thrust of stage presents like her and in the
Heights fabulous, but it's Dianey, It's dion her as meani

(01:05:39):
as dionys In because it's just like, hey, it's like
like a little sex path and like and Rosaria's Mimi
is more like hey, I really like you. She's more thoughtful,
yeah yeah, yeah, whereas whereas Daphne ruben Vega is more
guttural and that is an important yes, SpongeBob, and then
and then Rosario's squid word, thank you, thank you, And

(01:06:01):
now we said it, we haven't. Next category, the Brenda
Award for name that no one gets named now? Are
going forward? I you pitched this category to me, and
I my jaw dropped. I was like, he's right. No
one is named Brenda now or will ever be named Brenda.
Brenda Award for a name that no one gets named
now or going forward Brenda Award. I mean, if you

(01:06:25):
had just kept it to Brenda Award, I've been like, wait,
like Regina Hall and scary movie Brenda, that's not the category,
but it's Brenda Award for name. Oh wait, I'm like,
I'm getting a better idea of what this is. That
no one gets named now. Oh that's right, no one
gets named Brenda now or going forward. And that is
a premonition. That's a prediction that no one going forward

(01:06:46):
will be named Brenda. And that is culture. You are
making culture. Thank you. We're gonna have more liberties than
Brenda's for sure. I just don't see anyone naming their
child Brenda in the Year of the Lord. Now, Brenda
could win this category in a walk, but it's really
not up to us. It's not up to the public
does have to do their thing. We have an next category,

(01:07:15):
most important tye of clothing and sorry, let me take
that again. But you don't have to cut around that, Doug.
This is just for the reader, for the I'm sorry,
the publishers not cut around the publicists to now, most
important item of clothing. Now, this is different than best
dress because you're you're you're working with a cat within
the category of dress. But this is just to name
one item of clothing as a category. Yeah, now here's

(01:07:39):
the thing. The the the most important item of clothing
could be dress. You know what I mean, it's not
up to us. I think that we have to think
about functionality here. We have to think about necessity, but
also important in terms of the culture. You know what
I mean that there's so many different variables here at play.

(01:08:01):
So it's important. Is interesting because you can interpret it
as a connction or aesthetic or something. This is up
to and it's not up to us. That's not what
the public says. Um, we have next category, Yes, the
Joy Behar Award for Stand Up Comedy. I think this
is such a perfect way of honoring Joy's legacy in

(01:08:23):
stand up You think, you think stand up community, think
the greats you think, Um, you know, Jerry Fire, Jerry Fire,
Margaret Show, the Four, the four, mount Rushmore, please the
house houses stand up. Let's assign them. Honey. Seinfeld feels
like Slytherin to me. Okay, So it's Seinfeld, Richard Pryor,

(01:08:47):
Margaret Show and Down Margaret is Margaret's even Cline, Richard
Pyror's Griffer North. That makes total sense. I love it,
I really love it. And Jerry Seinfeld is unfortunately Slytherin.
We love him, but he's he is I mean, Slytherin
is about ambition. It's not about being villainous. There's been
amazing Slytherins and incredible Slytherins. Um uh Malfoy's mom, Um,

(01:09:14):
what is her name? Believe her name is? Um Narcissa, Narcissa,
Come on, icon Narcissa, Narcisissa. Kind of what? Can I
just say? What between Harry Potter and Hunger Games? Here
we go? Those are some stupid ass fucking names. Some
of those names just sound so fucking Can I say,

(01:09:35):
I can't believe one of the most popular characters in
literature for young adults is name Catanus Catanus or we'ress.
I mean, I'm sorry, maybe maybe I'm directing this. I mean,
Harry Potter turf text for all time, but for Hunger Games,
I'm like, I don't know about some of these names. Girl, Peter, Peter,

(01:09:56):
excuse pa, the lark that's made up? You made that up?
That sounds like a Matt Rodgers gibberish name. So the
other day we I smoked out of a new ball
for the first time, and um, you named the bowl. Yeah,
you have to name the bowl. So this is my thing, Like,
once you smoke at of it the first time, you
take the first big hit. You exhale, and then you
have to name the bowl immediately as it hits in

(01:10:17):
your hands. And I named the new bowl that Joel
bought from me. Thank you, baby, Barbara Trenda, I love it.
And Trenda b A R b A r A not
the Barbara strays and spelling Trenda t r E n
d A Barbara Trenda from District Fourney Like that is
like whatever best seller. Okay, we have a next category.

(01:10:40):
The Scream by Edward Munch Award for Best Screen That
and that that pain you know, you know the painting.
I'm talking about open mouth icon one of the most
iconic screams. But there are more screams. They're scream one
scream too. It can be even like an audible scream

(01:11:02):
like you know, um fucking even you've never seen hereditary.
I will not see her out like anybody the scream
that um ms vera ms ms Verry. No Hereditary, Oh no, no, no,
that literally don't know. I take responsibility for this. It's
Tony Colette. I'm sorry, yes, but you know I can't

(01:11:24):
have Vera farming. Your energy isn't a bad escaped me. Um.
She's iconically the other one conjuring yes for Tony Colette
scream and Tony Colette scream in a certain part of
that movie after something happens at night in the morning
when she discovers what has happened an iconic scream, and

(01:11:44):
I think you should actually watch the movie for that alone.
I have heard what it is, and I think I
can actually watch it because so we'll just pause this
for a second and say, the other night readers, we
actually watched The Suicide Squad. We enjoyed it. We had
a really fun time. It's one of the most insanely
graphic films I've ever seen. But it was all like
pot stylized. It was like, it was very like it
was a little Tarantino. Sorry to bring him up, but

(01:12:06):
it was a little Tarantino. It was pretty like wild violence.
Your colleague Pete Davidson got his face blown off, and
I was in the bathroom when that happened. I'm sorry,
you missed, you missed, you missed that. I'm sorry. Oh,
but pe getting a space blown off, it's very chat
It's very like we we we love Pete for getting killed.
And this isn't really a spoiler. You goll it happens
like very and if anyway, if you care about spoilers

(01:12:29):
for some of the Sad Squad and you're like listening
to this podcast, I can't really help you. We have
a we have an best Google service, Gmail Maps, drive,
YouTube honoring Google, honoring Google. We have next category best
Google Search. Um, porn. How do you tie a tie? When?

(01:12:56):
When was you know when as Christian Channa was born,
House of Gucci trailer, When were you googling that before
the trailer dropped? Yeah? West Side Story trailer? When before
the oscars? Google West Side Story Hugh Jackman height, Hugh

(01:13:18):
Jackman height, when, like you know, Joel Kim booster age.
We have a next category, best Apple product of them all?
This isn't of them all? Category interesting interesting, one of
the more interesting categories. Apple has had many products, their pods,

(01:13:38):
MacBook Air. Um, you know, uh, Apple Juice the original
like remember Apple Juice? Yes? Um? Remember the remember like
the colored like max Imax that that we have an
elementary school? Yes? Yes? Do you remember when they came

(01:13:59):
out with I pod video? Oh my god, that was
a moment of culture. That was literally a moment in culture.
And I remember my friend Alison Celo had one, and
she'd bring it to art and we will watch wonder
shows and clips on it. Oh my god, Wow, take
me back to that time, the quick wheel, the tactileness

(01:14:21):
of the quick wheel. We have. We have an next
category wand Division Award for Television. This is an award
that honors TV. This award should be given to the program,
performer or um moment that changed television for the better

(01:14:45):
in the vein of one division, revolutionary, never before seen
um reference. I think there. I think this is a
really important award. This is one of the most important
awards of the night because it honors and everyone in
television is competing for the one for television, and I

(01:15:09):
think we're both competitive in this. I think we're both
really competitive in this. You probably maybe even a little
bit more than me. I don't watch this space watch
this Space Feel Force coming September two. Why can I
say something actually about about the publicists. I'm gonna I'm
gonna put the publicists unnoticed. Okay, I'll hold on hold

(01:15:29):
on to your fucking seats. Slash butts Jurassic Park. Not
a lot of publicists campaigning for me or Matt, especially
in categories where we're competitive, Funniest Gay Man, Outstanding reality
competition host. We even a lot of people are being
all tweet and being like they should win best Friend.
I can tell you right now that's not that's don't

(01:15:49):
be tweet, don't be sweet, don't be free. I don't
want to I don't want to hear it. Don't be tweets.
I just want I just encourage the publicists. If you
feel like we we we qualify for a category and
that we would have a shot at winning, we would
like to be included. I would just like to be included.
Is that so much to ask? I would just like
to be nominated. Maybe we'll have maybe you and I

(01:16:12):
will lead the nominations as opposed to as someone else,
as opposed to someone else or something else. So we're
gonna do another episode where we do where we do nominate.
The nominees will be revealed on the show did we not?
Did we on the show where we announced the winners.
I think there should be a different I think this
should be a difference. Okay, I guess there. Work is

(01:16:32):
going to be another episode which is the nominees. That
will be huge. It will be one of the biggest
episodes of Lost Culture. We have next category, Victoria Beckham
Award for Outstanding Achievements. This is, of course, in reference
to her spokes every three questions, Matt, you do you
do it so well? I don't know, he asked, like,

(01:16:53):
what do you think of your people who love your
performance in Spice World? I thought it was amazing and
I'm still basing for my Ascending Achievement awards. This is
in that spirit, that award, and this is just an
award for outstanding achievement. Yeah, Victoria Beckham Award for Outstanding Achievement.
We don't say the medium. No, we didn't. We we wouldn't.
We didn't say it. Um, it's just it's for outstanding achievement.

(01:17:15):
Anyone that's achieved an outstanding thing is eligible for this.
We have the next category, Mess Neighborhood New York. Mama, Mama,
Many neighborhoods in New York that the great city of
New York. Yes, only one will win. Watch this space.
We have a next category, Best Neighborhood Los Angeles. Oh

(01:17:37):
my god, Metropolis. Different different vibes, different feelings, different activities.
It's a conversation that we could have and we have
had definitively. Though. We're sort of taking a very close
look at the city of Los Angeles and asking the publicists,
what's the best neighborhood? Is it Los Felis, Is it

(01:17:59):
Silver Like? Is it Downtown? Is it Glendale? Is it Glendale?
Is it Korea Town? Does the Grove count as a neighborhood?
I feel like I am in the most wonderful neighborhood
when I at the growth, so I would say, yes,
the Grove is in. The Grove is competitive? Is it
larch Mott, is it Hancock Park? Is it Beverly Hills?

(01:18:23):
Is it Universal Studios? Hollywood? Watch this space. We have
a next category, Best Neighborhood Dallas Fort Worth. You didn't
see this one coming. There's gonna there's gonna be a winner.
We don't know which one. We were not quite familiar
with this. We we just um, we just think that

(01:18:44):
the Dallas and for the Dallas Fort Worth area should
be acknowledged. And it's just so often it gets lost
in the conversation between New York and l A um
and it is it really is the third city. It's
it's the third girl. It's like um boeing. Matt Sudi
you know what I mean. I'm Los Angeles, you are

(01:19:05):
New York, and right, she would agree. In summer of
for for coming soon, Coming very soon. Chris Award for
most timeless name. The name Chris, Christopher Tofer has withstood
the test of time. There have been Christopher's Chris's since

(01:19:29):
the beginning, beginning Christ, think about it includes Chris. I
don't make the rules at all, and so this is
an award that honors another name, maybe a name maybe
also Chris, we don't know, but a name that is
just as timeless, if not more. And it should be
more than Chris. If Chris Chris is the example is

(01:19:49):
the blueprint, you could say, but oh honey, you better
believe that one of these names out there, does it
even better? Builds the building the founda yes, period, period
and that's on period. We have a next category, Best
video game moment. Countless moments have made up video game history.

(01:20:13):
Eric Gainsborg or getting killed by Saffroth spoiler alert sorry,
when Mario jumps, when Peach screams, Mario Donkey come out
of a barrel, out of a barrel and into our hearts, tetris.
That moment when the pieces connect, when someone gets shot

(01:20:38):
on Grand Theft Auto, when someone gets shot in Golden Eye,
when someone gets shot in a playful way in any
of the mini games in Mario Party. Oh my god,
they're doing like a Mario Party release with all the
greatest game we have to play. We need to play
soon with Pat. I'm just gonna say Pat is sort

(01:20:59):
of iconically our third Party girl. That video. I want you, Yes,
you need to keep saying Mario because you're from Long Island?
Am I saying Mario? Mario? You have to stick to Mario? Okay?
What was I saying? Mario? I think for a second
year you said Mario Party. It is like, no, don't
lose that. Don't lose that. Don't lose that part of you,

(01:21:19):
kid out, don't lose that. Who said that? Don't lose
that part of you? Hold it tight. I probably a
lot of people. We have an next category Dragon Award
for animal we're not sure as real. I'm still not
sure about dragons. They might exist, they might be real,
they might not be. I just don't. I can't say
for sure. Say for tooth tigers are up in here.

(01:21:43):
I don't know William Mammoth's I haven't seen him the
Jodo bird, not um uh Za does. Come on. Yeah,
pokemon are included. If you if you have to defeat
it and care for it, it's included. And oh if
you if you've ever played Generation to onward, you know
you got to feed and care for the pokemon. Let's

(01:22:05):
keep going. In its category Vanilla Coke Award for what
happened to that? This is for something explain talking about this.
This is for something that we're not really sure what
happened to that, Like, there was no reason for Vanilla
Cooke to go away. Actually was the best coke and
like people seem to like it. Um I had many

(01:22:26):
many Vanilla Cokes in that time period of my life
where it was readily available to us, and then suddenly
one day I have to find myself sort of asking
the question, what happened to that? So this is the
Vanilla Coke Award for what happened to that? I'm unsure
of the answer, and we're not going to answer the
question here, but we definitely have to honor the one

(01:22:49):
thing that has is missing. Can I ask you something? Yeah,
let's say you're at an AMC theater and you're going
up to that giant you know soda machine, the big
red one with this with the touchscreen, one of my
favorite things to do and one of my favorite machines
to interact with. If you tap vanilla, if you tap

(01:23:11):
the vanilla syrup into your coke, is it to me
that's not quite the same as ordering just vanilla bottled
vanilla coke. It's not. And I want to thank thank
you for saying that up because I would never pretend
because sort of what's happening in that machine. I believe
they're called, um uh, magical coke boxes, magical coke box,

(01:23:34):
magical magic box. Is you're sort of getting like the
runoff of the other flavors, you know what I mean.
You can never purely get what you want. So if
I'm to step to that magical soda box, as I
call them, and I believe is the official name, I'm
going to dr pepper vanilla, which I know is counterintuitive

(01:23:57):
because there's already a vanilla moment in remember, but I
want all the vanilla. I'm this kind of girl, vanilla girl.
I just I just don't like that they've I just
I want someone. I want someone in a factory or
a machine in a factory to to put the exact
right amount of vanilla flavor into this cope. It's just
it wasn't as God the magical Mr Mr Cookee. I

(01:24:20):
don't think the magical Soda boxes are doing it right there.
If if the Coke Bear were to walk into the
m c and and see this and taste it, he
would say no, He'd roll over in his grave. And
the Coke Bear has been dead for years. We have
a next category, Best Taylor Swift pretty self Exponatory Taylor

(01:24:40):
Swift singer, songwriter, icon for former poet, poet, lyricist, pop star,
guitar player, acoustic guitar players, guitarist, um, sometimes actress, the best,
the best song, the best, the moment of best music video,
could be anything. We have an next category, Best Taylor Swift,

(01:25:02):
pretty self exponatorym Taylor's disrupt pops, pop bit, siren, Siren,
um iconic Glancer, iconic glancer, iconic, stumper, supermodel, white girl, stomp, Enthusiasts,
electrical guitarist, award show attendee, fashion girl, feud feudor notes,

(01:25:29):
app legend notes, app icon, Twitterer, Instagram, Riddler, Riddler, Riddler,
she is, Riddler is Riddler Taylor or Taylor, I'm sorry
riddler when she does like the liner notes and she like,
you know, like makes the little puzzle when she's like
this is interesting. This is an interesting conversation. Is it

(01:25:54):
Taylor or Taylor when she does riddler riddler stuff? Is that?
Is she doing that barefoot in the park for art
or is she disrupting lives? I don't think we can
answer it time. I think we can answer today. The
publicists might want to chime in. We have a next category,

(01:26:14):
best time. There are how many times during the day, thousands,
with thousands of times and thousands of times when things happen.
This is the best time when something happened. This is
this is one of the best categories. Do you think

(01:26:35):
this is? This is not limited to things that have
time that's already happened. This could be time that that
hasn't happened in the future. It could be and I'm
just don't this out seven thirty pm, or it could
be dusk. It could be best time, like the time
we did something. That's time that's this is one of
the most I'm still talking about best time. This is

(01:26:56):
one of the most exciting categories because now going forward,
we have the opportunity to have our entire readership whenever
it's a certain time they celebrate time that during that
sixty second period or that second period, you know what
I mean, they will, They'll have to they'll have to celebrate.

(01:27:17):
We're creating a holiday. Oh my god, you're so right.
We're now at the D category. This is the final
category and that doesn't mean anything, but it's pretty maje,
very major. You have the last category Artists of the millennium,
the second millennium. Oh no, no, no, that we're in

(01:27:39):
the third millennium, were in one of the later millenniums,
were in the third. We're in the third millennium because
there was zero two thousand thousand to two thousand, two
thousand two. For this is artist at the millennium. This
is I'm reading this as a reference to when Britney
Spears presented Michael Jackson with the Team Choice Award or

(01:28:00):
the People's Choice Award. It was the v M A. Yes,
that's she and well it was it was for an
award that was just like, uh, his career achievement or something.
And then she said, I consider him to be the
artists of the millennium and then he said to be
receiving the Artist of the Millennium Award. Wow, I never
thought this what happened? And it didn't and it didn't
but it will now it will. Now we are writing

(01:28:23):
the wrongs of that time for both Brittany and Michael Jackson.
So now the publicists know all the categories and we
need to find out from you what deserves to be nominated.
So the next time we do an episode and it's
the nominations, no one feels sad that they didn't work
hard enough, and it will be be three nominees. What

(01:28:47):
you say meant nothing, Now I knew what you meant.
Is it going to be three nominees for each category? Yes,
it will, it will. I can confirm this has now
become The nominations will be announced, and the nominations I
don't think we can contain to one episode because we'll
have three hundred things to name. I think it's amazing.

(01:29:10):
I think we're going to do it. I think we
just do. You know we do Bowen. We literally do
an episode which is just the nominations and we don't
talk at all. That's not gonna be possible to this.
We we will. There will be shocking moments that we
have to discuss and we have to predict the winner. Bowen.
When they announced the Emmys, do they stop after every
category when there's something shocking and they, oh, my god,

(01:29:31):
well let's talk about that. No, it's the nomination's announcement.
It's a part of awards season. You know it's true that,
But we'll we'll say, Matt Rogerson Boone Yang and officially
announced to announce the nominations of the Lost Cultures Culture Awards.
Do you think there will be any space, space or
another allotment of time for us to talk about the races? Okay,

(01:29:56):
this doesn't happen. The Culture Awards is not happening until December.
Are we are we prepared to say that? Are we
prepared to say that the awards will not the ceremony
will not be until December? That this is that this
is a five month for a single award show happening

(01:30:17):
in October. I don't know when they're happening. We still
don't know when. We're happy when they're happening. But to
say the next episode will be the nominees, the next
step out, not not not next week? We gotta have
jan On. We gotta do Summer of cun, we gotta
do summer of can we gotta bring on. Oh my god,
Dave Holmes is coming on the show in September. We're

(01:30:39):
very excited. A lot of fun guests coming up. So, um, well,
thank you so much for being on the journey. I
I do have to go, and so I think that
we will not be doing I don't think we won't
be doing. I don't think so, honey. Um but publicists, now, well,
I will be posting the full we will both be
posting the full list of nominees. It's just so exciting.
I am really thrilled. These categories are so tough and

(01:31:00):
they will be hard fought. And don't disagree which um
we we now, of course, and every episode with an
amazing song. I was five and he was six. We
rode on the horses made of sticks. He won black
and night will white. He would always win the fight.

(01:31:21):
Bang bang, and he shot me down. Bang babe, ground
bang baby, that awful sound bang he shoot me? Do

(01:31:46):
you hear more? Listen to the Classic Standards album Cheap
Cheek Leading Ganga and Tony Ben. I love you Tony okay,
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