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Speaker 1 (00:08):
Stop over this last weekend. I was fortunate, though readily,
that my nephew was in.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Town like adult adult now Jesus.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Yeah, and lady friend yeah, like all growing up and
graduated and working and all that. And they were out
here over the weekend doing a tour of a bunch
of the national parks and stuff up in the the
old p NW here. So it was actually got to
see him, I got to see both of the brother
for a little a little bit. Was very pleasant, surprise. Yeah,
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And it really made me feel old, very old hundred
being like wow, that's wow, Okay, you're like a you're
like a person now. Because here's the thing. I'm terrible
with kids and teenagers really, so.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
It's pretty good with kids, but I don't like them.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
So really it's like my it's like I never it's
just like I know what fucking sevny relate to a
little like five year old I just it doesn't work
for me. So now that he's like an adult person,
it's like, oh, I feel like I just have normal
what are your conversation with? Yeah, how how are you doing? Oh?
You don't say you have relatable problems. So it was
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really nice get to see them, and hopefully next time
I am back East, I will look them up and
see them if they are also around. So it was
a very nice weekend. But how how are you doing?
How are things out in good old selves Anglees? Knowing
the fact that by the time listeners hear this, we
(01:38):
might all be dead.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Yeah, no, Los Angeles don't exist anymore. Okay, so this
episode is dropping on July twenty first, oh my god,
it is currently for June tenth, so we're getting close
to the end of my honeymoon.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
However, in in You're.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Just gonna stay in Ireland. And I hate you so
fucking much. I might so I know, you might. I know,
And that's what I'm saying right now, stay up this
hate you so fucking much.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
And so we are in day three of basically a
fascist siege on Los Angeles. Uh, there were some raids
by Ice that took I mean, Ice is shitty. Let's
get this, Let's get one thing out of the way.
Fuck Ice. However, yes, I heard from the on the
(02:35):
news wire that they were rounding people up, rounding up
day laborers from home deep from the home depot parking lots.
I'm like, come on, like like, I know that you're evil,
but like, at least be.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
This is this is getting cartoonish.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Yeah, this is cartoonish, and so I think, you know,
obviously the cruelty is the point. And so there were
some protests and clatorized ICE agents. Ice is so fucked
up that the LAPD is like, maybe you should maybe
you guys should tone it down a little bit.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Oh, I don't know. There's been some fun footage of
the the LAPD being like, oh, we're on that level down. Yeah, yeah,
but la, we are off the leash now.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
At the beginning of this, LAPD was like, we do
Ice is not welcome here, and so well.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
They very quickly they were like oh wait, oh wait,
we can be doing that now.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Great fuck yeah, And so there have been these protests
are largely nonviolent. I would say ninety nine percent nonviolent.
And you know, when someone drove a bird scooter into
five ICE agents, not injuring any of them, and then
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subsequently getting beaten in front of a mob of a
crowd of people, they started throwing stuff and then the
ICE agents started firing rubber bullets at people they hit.
So what I know in the head, A friend of
mine got hit in the head with a non lethal
round and wound up in the hospital put a hole
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in her in her baseball cap.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Yep, I think I saw that footage of her where
they then were then trying to help her be like
oh shit.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Yeah uh so, and she's like really yeah, if it's
the same person that you're referring to, I can pull
up a picture of.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Her if you want.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Well, I'm just I know the video.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Incredible, Yeah, send me the video. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
And then the cops are like, well, we can't get
an ambulance in here and the person field because like
that is fucking absolutely absurd.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
There's there's a baseball sized hole in her in her
cap that that was made by a non lethal rubber bullet.
And so obviously the news is painting this is both sides.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
And this, by the.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Way, it's not just ICE agents now, it's literally the national.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Oh yeah right really so, so we're we're we're we're
building up right, So the news is painting both sides,
and this like clashes between two militant groups as opposed
to like a group of people with water bottles and
ICE agents with automatic weapons. And so the National Guard
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has been federalized and mobilized and sent in and five
hundred marines, and the governor and mayor have been like,
don't you absolutely should not be doing this, like none
of this is necessary. And Trump's like, well, I'm doing
it anyway because fuck you, and because i had like
a pretty bad PR week last week, so I'm gonna.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Elon things.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
And so not that I think that he's like intellectually
capable of a distraction. I think he's just like everything
is a knee jerk reaction. But uh, you know, Stephen
Miller is now talking who's a huge piece of shit,
is now talking about ending all immigration from from quote
unquote third world kind of trees legal or illegal. America
(06:02):
is full. It's time to turn people away. So yeah,
it was never about illegal people. It was never about gangs.
By the way, there is a big sort of the
quiet part loud here in la at least is they
are fucking around and are about to be finding out
when they knock on the wrong door and you know,
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a room full of crypts like blow their heads off,
which is also like probably by design because they want
to paint, they want the war, they want the war,
want to instigate.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
They're doing everything that they can to get someone to
throw the first punch, to give them an excuse to
come in and do what.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Whatever that they're doing, Yeah and so and so to that,
I think that thus far the protesters have been extremely
well organized and showing a lot of restraint because I
think that they thought that this would be this would
have happened like several days ago, that that someone would
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have brought a gun to a gunfight and then it
would be over. And it turns turns out that you know,
people got wise after twenty twenty, and they they're protecting
themselves there.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Now.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
The Trump is outlawing masks at protests for or talking
about outlawing masks at protests for protesters, but not for
the Ice agents that are kidnapping people off the street.
So it always kind of bothers me when people point
out his hypocrisy as though it matters, Like, oh, he
said that Biden shouldn't ever federalize the National Guard, but
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he's now federally like he doesn't care.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
His care, Yeah, Like what again? The hypocrisy is why
why do you believe a word?
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Exactly?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
It's very simple. If there is a shortcut in a
way that he can inflict the most pain on the
most people that don't look like him, i e. Anyone
that is not a white male that is rich. He
is going to crush you yea, to make more money,
to do whatever the fuck he wants, because literally, you
(08:13):
all voted for this. This is what This is the meal, Banya,
this is the thing you voted for me, Like, well,
I wanted eggs to be lower.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
No they aren't.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
No they aren't. They were never going to be. He
had never had an intent of doing that. It was
this was always the game. And anyone that tells you
otherwise doesn't deserve to be listened to because they do
not they don't have object permanence. They don't understand the
world in front of them.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
I know you love, I know that.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
That's like a classic Matt line, but it is extremely
accurate in this Like Trump like disappeared for four years
behind Joe Biden announce.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Everyone's like, oh, who's this guy.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Oh he's brand new, he's really like the cut of
his chip. He's talking about all the right Like what
what the fuck did you think? How many people had
to die for COVID during a million And everyone's just
like that. That was every they went fucking swimmingly.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
I also think that large this absolutely is not giving
Trump any kind of pass. But I think that this
hatred and this ice thing is largely coming from Stephen Miller,
who is really mad that Elon Muskie. Yeah, and and
now he's like, oh, I'm gonna take it out because
he's because he's from LA and he's like, I'm going
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to take it out on the fucking Mexicans that I
grew up near. And yeah, he's like the.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
It's some fucking Hispanic kid made front of him in
third grade and he's been burning with race.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Person looks like, right, yes, I do, and that's why
our age. I know, he looks fifty.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
I mean when you carry around all that fucking hatred
in your fucking soul like that, it rocks you from
the inside.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
But don't say that because if you're on ABC, if
you're employed by ABC, and you say something like that
on Twitter, they will fire you.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Yeah, yeah, cool, I don't work for ABC. Go and
also go fuck yourselves if you call yourself a journalism outlet.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
No journalist, there's there is no journalism anywhere anywhere. There is.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
It's it's done, it's been done for a while, so like.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Cool, you know, this is where we are. But all
that to say, there are lots of people on the street,
There are lots of people protesting, there are lots of
people fighting the good fight, so to speak. And also
like everything else is the same, Like I have not
I've been to downtown LA twice in the last four
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days and did not see anything. So it's also important
to remember that even though the news will have you
believe that it's like basically everyone in LA is taking
to the streets because we're just a low all this
place or whatever, like not really, it's like it's a
lot of people in one specific area that is also
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not really disrupting. People love to paint protesters as like
disrupting normal people's lives, which like that's what protests should do,
right to the people painting, Yeah, but like the point,
but like it barely is disrupting anybody's life. If you
want to ignore it, you absolutely can.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Yeah, it's a big city.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
It's a huge city. It's forty million people in California.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Right, so you know that is also not to downplay
the actions of the federal government and what is happening
to me, Like well, they're only deployed in that one
part of LA. It's like no, no, no, no no. The
fact that the military is being wrought on the American
citizens on American soil.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
And it happening too. It's happening in New York, it's
happening in DC.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Well, I mean specifically with the National Guard being but yeah, Ice,
Ice being the literal secret police for real. Like again,
they don't identify themselves, they don't wear anything to allow
them being identified. They don't identify themselves as law enforcement,
and they wear masks. So you know, in America, if
you want to just start going to kidnap people, now's
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your chance.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
A better time to be a kidnapper.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Because someone's gonna say like, oh my god, that person
was kidnapped, and then someone's gonna say, oh, it was
probably Ice, and then they're gonna be like, well the
government has them then, and then you could just have
a hostage. Like it just doesn't matter at this point. Literally,
it's lawless. The law is no longer in existence.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Not that the ye, not that the law matters at all.
But California is a standard ground state. Just saying I'm
just saying, I'm just saying I know it's there's a
lot of you will be you know, prosecuted because the
law doesn't matter, and and people you know are weaponizing
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the law against citizens.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
But like, you know, just know your rights. California's stay
in your ground state. You know.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Also I read something on here about ice tip lines
that you absolutely should not use to like super terrible
to call them. And you know what you shouldn't do
is use any sort of fake information when you call
the ICE tip.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Why would you? Why would you know?
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Because because it's so bad because when you call it,
if you were to call in a tip like that,
you know what happens. It means they have to then
spend resources in time and send ICE agents out to investigation.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Tip government that we're talking about that.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
And it's important that these people do not have a
bunch of fake tips that they have to follow up on.
Uh And if you use your real name again lending
credibility to that, and you won't be prosecuted because they
would then have to prove that it was a bad tip.
And if you see something, say something. That's what I
learned after nine to eleven. So if you see.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
What's called malicious compliance.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
So if you see someone.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
That's it's a CIA tactic.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
If you thought that you saw someone that might have
looked brown somewhere on the East Jesus side of town
that no one lives in, you know, you're just giving
a tip. You don't know. All I know is there
was someone over there that could have possibly maybe not
been here legally, and I think it's important for them
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to know that. Sure, it's in the abandoned warehouse district,
but I saw what I was driving by the abandoned
warehouse district. How was I supposed to know?
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Matt?
Speaker 3 (14:37):
Do you know how many abandoned warehouse districts there are
in Los Angeles?
Speaker 2 (14:40):
You must, I'm more specific, I do.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
That's That's what I'm saying for people to not do
in these abandoned warehouse districts. Don't do that.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Don't do that.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
If you want to go specifically to the warehouse, the
abandoned warehouse where they shot Memento, I can direct you
the and any Ice agent there.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Because according to that film, I swear to God, there
was a Mexican in one of the quarters of the shots.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Yeah, did you did you see Joe joey Pants's mustache
that looked, you know, South American.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
It certainly didn't look American to me. So I feel
it is vital for for those people to go and
thoroughly investigate all of these tips.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Anyway, any tips I have some Rubinstein doesn't recommend.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Ba okay, Ice, fuck Ice, By the way, you're going
to any of these protests?
Speaker 2 (15:30):
I am currently I have.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
Unfortunately, capitalism has gotten me to to down that I've
got to like do a bunch of stuff during the day.
And I also, you know, I don't want to get
shot with a rubber bullet, which I think is like there,
that's why they're shooting people with rubber bullets to deter
people from marching. But uh, it won't take much more
to get me off the couch, I'll tell you that much.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
I think Cassie are gonna go to one on Saturday.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Good good. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
As far as I know, they haven't militarized everything for
this just yet, although the SPD is always at that level.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
I went to one in twenty twenty, and I went
to a few in twenty twenty, and I like took
note of how many snipers there were, yeah, and tanks,
and I was like this is this is a killbox,
and I don't I wouldn't put it past the government
to you know, kill us all. But I will say
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there are many ways to help your community. There are
many ways to protest. If you can't go to an event,
if you're differently abled, whatever, there are so many things
that you can do with your time and money, more
than just like reposting something on Instagram, cause that's basically
just putting yourself on a list at that point. Sure,
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like writing posting I hope he dies on Instagram is
like emailing Mark Zuckerberg like please have them arrest me.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
I mean yeah, yeah. It also accomplishes absolutely nothing.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Right it will.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
It gives you that dopamine hit of like I'm doing
something when very clearly you are not.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
That's not actually yeah, And to be clear, as as
we're saying, all visitors go out to it speak, you know,
get loud, what all this stuff. Also realize stay safe,
but also realize, at the end of the day, it's
not as if we have just started doing this take
to the streets thing. This has been going on for
quite a while and absolutely nothing's happening. So also realize
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as you go to do this, you're likely gonna get
shot and ultimately for nothing.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
I don't think that nothing, So just.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Go in clear eyed when you do it.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
That's what suicidal.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
That's what I'm kind of expecting, is like I'm expecting
to get hurt by the police to ultimately accomplish nothing.
But then it's like, I don't know, I feel like
if more people that look like me get hurt, then.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
That makes people start to fucking Like that old, late.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Old man that was pushed over in Jane on January sixth,
when everyone's like, oh, but he was an old man.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
We don't care how many other people they murder, right.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
So it's uh. And that wasn't Jen six. That was
the George Folly protest, and that was in Buffalo.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Oh, you're right, you're right, you're right, my bad.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Ten six was not a protest of VIVE. That was
the insurrection.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Did I say protest?
Speaker 1 (18:26):
I don't know, Yes, I think so, or then stop you.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Feel all I'm saying is right, dominion voter machines.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Oh god, anyway, So I'm just saying I just.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
Said dominion voting machines, and now I owe someone seven
hundred million dollars.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Well, that's your fault. Chokes on them, Kevin B. Flynn
and I'm rich take that. Uh, but yeah, just be
clear eyed.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
It accomplishes nothing in my view, But again in the
same way that the discipline of non violent protests, like
the cruelty to you is the point, because at some
point in time, it will trigger someone's morality to be like,
we can't fucking do this anymore. Granted that was back
in an era of people being genuine and operating in
good faith, and no one's doing that anymore, so who knows,
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it'll probably be different this time. But just warning you,
the more you get hurt, the better it is for
all of us.
Speaker 3 (19:17):
Yeah, we need we need one person to die spectacularly
on the White House lawn.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Oh, Mat vote.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
Yeah, that's like I don't make me quote iron Man too,
but if you make God bleed, I mean I want
my bird now.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Mailbag? Yeah, now, mailbag?
Speaker 1 (19:39):
All right, So first we have u an email from
listener Ezra, and it is entitled question for Matt uh
and Ezra writes, my aunt and I are planning a
possible trip to Seattle, and I was thinking about maybe
going to a Meritors game, but neither of us really
cares about sports, and it would mostly be for the experience.
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Do you think it would be worth it? I figured
I should send a message for mats, since there have
been so many for a viv recently.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Thank you. This message was so for Matt that he
did not even forward it to me.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Oh, well, there you go. So as to answer your question,
I mean, I am always partial to going to a ballgame.
And if you don't, if it's just for kind of
the experience, and you don't mind, you know, if you
don't need great seats or something like that they normally have.
They have usually pretty cheap tickets, like in the outfield,
you know, ten to twenty dollars range. It's always fun
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going to a ballgame, even if it's rating it's a
retractable dome. And if it's a nice day, it's a
nice day of sitting outside a eve you you and
Leanne for a ball game.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
A ballgame it was I don't even remember what happened,
but it was a nice goo ballgame.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Right exactly. So I will always say go to a
baseball game. It is one of the few simple pleasures
in life that I think we could all enjoy on
every level, so I would recommend yes. And as far
as the ticket prices go, there's usually some pretty cheap
ones so though the manners are getting better this season,
so those prices maybe going up, So if you're gonna go,
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maybe think about getting tickets sooner rather than later.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
Next email is from Agent of Chaos and the Walking
Dead super Zombies in General superfan Lily ox Ethlely Wrights.
Lily has a Walking Dead conundrum. Okay, guys, I just
saw another spin off of Walking Dead and I was
wondering how it keeps going on, as if all Walking
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Dead zombies lose human flesh, do they die or do
they farm and go for fruits and veggies and then
turn back into humans. This started bugging me the other day,
cheers Agent of Chaos Lily.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
So you mean, do the zombies become un zombiefied to
go vegan to eat stuff for the flesh.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
No, the flesh, they'll just start die, I think, yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
They'll they'll starve and die, and then the zombies that
are not dead are the more new zombies from the
people that recently bit So it's so it's a circle
of life.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Circle of death that moves us all there's there's a
handful of different views of zombies. The traditional one is
it's voodoo. The first, yes, first for zombies were voodoo,
so they were living people under the trance of some witchcraft.
And so those were just regular people. And then then
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we went into the Hell is full. Right, So the
first couple of zombie movies by the Living Dead Dona Dead,
We're just like, it's not like an infection, we're just hell.
Like there's so many bad people. Hell's just full. And
so the dead are walking around and I think, I
don't know if they like thirst for human fresh flesh
(22:54):
or brains. I think they're just kind of dicks because
they're bad people because.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Hell is full. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
I don't know about that.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
I don't know, Yeah, I don't. I don't remember. In
the original Dawn of the Dead, I don't remember them wanting.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
To eat You still have to you still have to
shoot them, and that you still have to hit them.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
You still have to shoot them, yeah or stabhoo. Yeah,
just head injury, removing the head, destroying the brain. But
but what do they want brains? When do they want
them brains? Like, I don't know if they're if they're
just biting because they're angry, or if they're trying to
eat the people.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
I think they're trying to eat the people.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
I think you might be right. And that's sort of
the Romero school.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
And then in the two thousands we had like, oh,
they're they're living, maybe, but it's like a disease like
the twenty eight Days Later, which I'm very excited for,
the twenty eight twenties Later trilogy three movies.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
For twenty eight years.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
Yeah, oh, I didn't know that they're doing three separate movies. Yeah,
they just quietly rolled that out, like I think this week.
But by the time this episode comes out, the movie, yeah,
the movie will be And so in the twenty eight series,
they're still alive. They're not undead. They're just like infected
with a terrible form of rabies called rage and uh
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and so walking Dead, I think that they are undead.
I only watched the first season. I think that they
are the Romero kind of zombies where it's they're undead.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
I'm trying to remember, be honest, I don't it's been
a minute.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
The answer, Lily is so complicated. I don't know if
you I now I have a conundrum.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Because you've also got like the World War.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Z's and it's like yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
That's a virus as well, I think, but it's different
because they like they can they run, and they're they're
very like a whole bunch of and they climb and
they do a budget like they're like super small. I don't,
I don't, I don't know remember, so you're why.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Smart zombies that that also happens in a lot of.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
Series where like also the Romero series. Yeah, also on
the Land of the d Yeah, Day of the Dead.
So yeah, I don't know. Lots lots, lots lots of stuff,
lots of stuff.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
So hopefully that helps.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Yeah, probably didn't.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Nope. Uh So, next thing what we have is from
listener Luke inside.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
When you're right, You're right, Luke.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Increased postural sway, Luke red Zeviev already diagnosed in thanks
for mentioning this, and explain some things like when I
emailed you on December fourth, twenty twenty three when I
broke a toe listening to the podcast, have broken another
since and bump into things a lot. Can't believe you
missed the eagle injury sound effect.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
So I wasn't listening to the show while I broke
my toe. But you know when you're right, you're right.
Play a tape.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Hey, it was an injury.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
It was an injury.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Happy honeymoon, Luke.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Thanks Luke. You keep me honest. They keep me young.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
From Peggy Peggyan writes an email entitled Mites, Hi, Matt
and Aviv, I just found out about those mites that
live on your eyelids. They're called tartar grades. I was
watching the Tony Awards last night, not Tony, the person
who writes in We'll hear from her later, and saw
(26:30):
the commercial for x demv as I stared horrified at
the screen, I said, new fear unlocked. Here's the YouTube
for the commercial if you're brave enough to watch it.
And it is a commercial for x demvy, which is
a unavailable which is I've an ad before I watch
(26:54):
the ad, it is a solution that that kills the
bugs on your eyelashes. And it sort of zooms in
and a famous comedian whose name I can't remember, is
talking about, you know, eating crapof eyelashes, tired of dealing
(27:16):
with itchy eyes, swelling and crusties. It could be demon
x Demo decks blefartis an eyelid disease caused by demo
dex mites, and this is the first FDA approved treatment
(27:36):
designed to target demo dex knights mites. Watch how Xdenvy
can break up the mite party in six weeks.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Thank you, don't worry. There's a problem, and I've got
a solution for you at the low low price of
the random ass medication that you take for the mites
on your eyelashes.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Who are not her to anybody. I guess right that.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
You didn't know existed until fairly recently. Thanks for that,
by the way, So go it's still bizarre that you're
allowed to advertise medicine.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Yeah, I can't can't do that anywhere else in the world.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
It's that should really fucking tell us something. Next email
is from listener Tony entitled THEO.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Shockingly the Tony Awards. Tony got totally the Tony Awards,
Tony Awards.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
The Tony Awards. All right, uh and Tony Wright tell
you guys, couldn't have been Ellenville rather than Allenville. I
live an hour uh from there, in New York.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Could have been could have been? Uh? They usually don't
make up towns, so probably right, yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:47):
So probably? Uh. When I was a kid, I was
leaning leaning back in a chair when I was startled,
I brought the full weight of the chair on my foot,
breaking my toe. You but that was not nearly as
bad as the time when I slipped under the guard
rail while hiking with my parents, and it was almost
the end of me. I hate the great outdoors. Damn,
(29:08):
that's harrowing. You do know what happens to Mike Dodds?
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Right? No, no, no, and don't tell us.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
I'm gonna guess he gets gunned down in the street.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
I fucking hope. So what a what a lemon face?
Speaker 1 (29:21):
I am unsure if it counts as a weird animal fact.
But you can get leprosy from an armadillo, I would
say that qualifies as a weird animal fact.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Is any armadillo or does the armadillo also need to
have leprosy?
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Like if you just come in contact with just a
random armadillo, like you are now a leper. After a
brief investigation, it seems that or Strudel is just called
that at, called the the AT symbol in English. So
I present to you the German clam clamor fuff meeting
(29:57):
spider monkey or Effen Schwan meeting monkey tail. I recently
made a German friend, made a German friend, so now
I'm learning German with a truggy emoji. I thought of
a better animal fact. All clownfishportant male, and once the
one female clown dies, the most dominant malefish biologically changes
(30:20):
to become the new female fish. Oh, I did not
know that?
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Is that? Why? When that happens in prison, it's called
going fish?
Speaker 1 (30:28):
You decide, I don't know. It's a's all for now THEO.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
So thank you, Tony, Thank you, Tony, and upon further corrections,
Tony writes in just an hour ago, saying Rikers Island
is not an all male institution. Take it up with
the IMDb trivia. Thank you very much. The island not
only houses female inmates, but it also has its own
high school, though it no longer houses children sixteen to seventeen.
(30:57):
I am just playing amateur psychology just here, but I
think that the episode is called Maternal Instincts because of
the relationship between Amanda and her mother and how it
contrasts with Kim's relationship with their both their mothers. Uh yeah, probably,
I mean probably, but no one's got a real instinct.
I am not sure if mom likes Kim better because
(31:19):
they're both con artists, but Kim took her side in
the divorce. I am almost positive a Mana describes herself
as a daddy's girl at some point. Gross, but either way,
I think we're supposed to think that she takes after
her dad. Gambling problem and all, yay yay me. This
email was actually about SVU. No weird detours at all. Yeah,
(31:42):
thank you, Tony.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
There you go, and that is all the GAMEIL It's
Physica mail. Do we have any blue ski?
Speaker 2 (31:47):
We do?
Speaker 3 (31:48):
Unfortunately, a sad one from Miss Rosemarie n yc akaj
g s Rose akaak aka, the purveyor of sad News.
Turns out that Kelly Gish is real dog. Franny passed
away this week and she posted, so the dog that
plays Franny or Fan I can't remember what thet on
(32:12):
SVU passed away and was with her for quite a while,
which is a good thing, but very very sad. Actual, Yeah,
that's her real dog. That's why I brought it up. Yeah, Yeah,
that's that's the dog from the show.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
That's very sad.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
Yeah, super sad and uh from listener Fulberto, Fulberto rebleats, Oh,
it's a segment we like to call I just blew myself.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
We had we had the blues hearing about.
Speaker 4 (32:48):
Aduberto rebleats a from a bleat from south Paw saying
of the Elon alright, so Elon Musk tweets Tyder trots
a really big bomb.
Speaker 3 (33:04):
Donald Trump is in the Epstein files. That is the
real reason they have not been made public. And this
started like their whole whatever spat and so so.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Also we've all pretty much got it all so for years.
There's enough evidence there.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
This is what Southpaw makes of it. So NYC Southpaw says,
I don't know what to make of this. It's not
a genuine revelation, of course, but it's something people still
in Trump's orbit collectively agree not to notice. So it
is like a shibboleth, I guess, to which Fulberto tags
us and writes poop oidoopid. Fulberto also says, season seventeen,
(33:45):
episode ten, you get a surprise in the supporting cast,
you will throw your TV out the window. Hint, there's
no way she passed the bar she stopped and went in,
so I had to look up what episode that was,
because we're already three episodes past that. He's referring to
Judge shinnen Piro.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Yeah, I was gonna say, get with the times, but
then again, Fulberto, you didn't realize that we've Yeah, yeah, yeah,
we are so far, so far, especially for us, it's
so weird. We've never had a backlook.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
This is is big no never.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
And lastly, but not leastly, from the Blue Sky from
the Romance Riad Along podcast.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Ah Yes.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
This week I present two great, all be very different books.
Enjoy Over the Edge by Suzanne Brockman. Brockman with two ends,
not to be confused with someone we went to high
school with, yep, an emotionally complex and award winning military thriller,
and Husky by Jessica Caine, a finly veiled kink fest.
(34:44):
So so so Over the Edge, Susanne Brockman, it's it's
it's two people and maybe a dog. I can't really
tell that have been made miniature and who are walking
down a cobblestone street that is gigantic, but they're they've
been made tiny. So like the perspective of the of
(35:06):
the cobblestones v versus the humans. They're like little apputians.
This is a taut edgy thriller, says Linda Howard. And
then Husky, which I have to assume based on your
previous covers that you've sent me, is about a guy
who focks a dog.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
As which I don't care for that.
Speaker 3 (35:26):
I don't care for that, Jessica Kane, Jessa Kane. And
it's just a guy holding the holding the glass of
brown liquor with an open shirt, Okay, and he's like
a he seems like a kind of a bigger dude.
So I think it's just about like lady chubby chasers
or something that drug focks that drunk fuckx Uh. That's
(35:49):
what the subtitle for this episode. Yeah, and that's all
the mailbanks fits the mailbag as always, you can get
at us. We're at su podcast on Blue Sky, which
is the IFICI Sky chubby Chasers.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
Uh and you can take that to the bank, the
blood bank, Senator and for longer or weirder things or
a tweet sized emails or blue sky size.
Speaker 3 (36:08):
Yes, I'm stopping an email. If chubby chasers is an
offensive term, I don't care I apologize to no one.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
Go about your day.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
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