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Speaker 1 (00:02):
I feel stress and misery when my inbox is not
sick and span.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
I'm going to see uh Josh Johnson on Friday this week.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
It's Jack Johnson.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
No, Joshautson the comedian.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
No, it's Jack Johnson. I actually actually know Josh Johnson.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Yeah. I was gonna say, uh so looking forward to
that and uh.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Yeah, Josh Josh Johnson. Let me do another another shout
out for dropout dot tv, which is like an online
we get on like Roku. It's his own little channel
and they I saw Josh Johnson do one of their
shows which has okay, let me back up back in
(00:49):
two thousand and eight, they're giving out these bad loans.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Oh god.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
No. So there is a show on Dropout called Game Changer,
which every episode the contestants to our comedians show up
and they don't know the rules of the game that
they're playing.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
We've talked about this, yes, yes.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
So one of them was called crowd Work, where they
got three stand ups and the audience was full of
like people with things written on their shirt like ask
me about surviving a cult, and the game was that
they had to go up and do crowd work based
on the things on people's shirts and that was such
(01:31):
a like a popular episode that they spun it off
into its own series called crowd Work, which is premiering
in a couple of weeks. And Josh Johnson was on
that episode, which is how I know him. I think
he won that episode. No, maybe John Marcos Sarrasi won
that episode. Either way, they're very they're both very fun.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Yeah, And when I was looking at tickets, I was like,
nowhere in eyesight do not want to be.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Oh yeah, subject of honkey, Well you should. We should
wear a shirt that's asking me about surviving a cult.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
And just see what happens. No, but uh, he's really good.
And it's really interesting because I feel like, if you
go on YouTube almost on a weekly basis, it seems
like he just has like an hour of material that
of just him at a copy club, just dealing with whatever,
like literally topical stuff that's like happened that week. And
it feels like, how the fuck are you just churning
out like fairly polished material in that quantity. So it's
(02:27):
like going to see him on Friday, I'm.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Like, is is there like a do you do you
have like the day of like day of the week
type stuff that you do, and then you just have
like your material that you're doing for like a stand
up show.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
I want.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Yeah, that's how like, that's how the uh late night
shows shows do it.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Yeah, actually so separately.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Right, So I'm like I don't even know what to expect,
which is good because I feel like, you know, sometimes
you can you hear bits on TikTok or whatever like
that from comedians that they'd go to see them, and
it's like, oh, I already, I already know this because
it's up on fucking TikTok right now. So I'm I
paid a bunch of money to see something that I
could have seen on a phone. But I hope it's
not gonna be that. I don't think it's going.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Yeah, no, I don't. I doubt it.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
I also forgot to mention that I had my uh
my mom and me have a different performance on Friday,
yes how much that it was awesome.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
So the rest of the crew ship up a little bit.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Here, yes, okay, So I it's funny.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
I was editing this show, like our last episode on Saturday,
the day after the Mama Mia show, and I was
hearing myself talk about how no one knew their lines.
And so on Thursday of last week, which is when
we recorded, went to another rehearsal people still on another
lines like really bad. And then Friday day of show,
(03:50):
we show up at like three point thirty to do
our bloat in and sound check and we're going to
run the whole show before the audience comes in. Half
the actors aren't there, people have not shown up, people
still don't know their lines, and I'm like, okay, I.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Mean it's it's you're gonna do what you're gonna do
at that point exactly.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
But and like I'm like, you know, I'm not like
not I don't not believe in them because I've seen
them all performed before. But I'm like, it's basically kind
of like a Trump thing where I'm like, how's he
gonna weassel his way out of this one?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Who knows?
Speaker 2 (04:24):
And U or with another country?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Great? There you go.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
And so we did our whole run through, like queues
were blown, lines were blown, all this other stuff, and
I'm nervous. And at this point we have never run
the show without stopping. So I think that there's like
ten fifteen minutes between songs. I think I have plenty
(04:49):
of time. We we do the actual show, which you
can still see on dynastytypewriter dot com, dot tv, Dynasty
Typewriter whatever. Who goes google it, and not only does
everyone perform perfectly and there was only one missed line
in the entire show, but it is basically wall to
(05:09):
wall music. I had to I like, was like we
stopped the song, the cast like did their spoken word
lines on, like tuning my guitar, and like, but another
song starting, and I'm like, oh Jesus chrischy and so
I like it was like went much much faster than
I had ever experienced it because I didn't actually know
how long the show was.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Right, you didn't actually have a timer on it at
any point in time.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
So but it was.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
It was a lot of fun, and I met a
lot of people who I admire their work, either comedically
or acting wise. And I invited them all to my
birthday party. Oh and yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Did they all politely say no to your face?
Speaker 1 (05:46):
They all politely said yes.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Oh so do We'll see what happens.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Yeah, now we wait.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
No, But it was it was super fun and I'm
super thankful to to uh Smash and to Moongoon and
to Angela and Patrick for inviting us, because I will
at like any literally any day of the week if
you're like, come play eleven Abba songs, I'll drop everything
and do it.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Yeah. Are they gonna do other performances of this show?
Speaker 3 (06:15):
So we might do another performance of this one. The
issue is so usually they'll do the big show, which
is a Dynasty Typewriter, which is like a two hundred
person theater, a stage, you know, monitors, that kind of thing,
and then they'll do if it's popular popular, they'll do
(06:35):
it again at UCB. Oh okay, but UCB is so
small that we cannot play at UCB because it's just
like we're too loud.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
So oh real, Oh well, I mean I went to
UCB in Hell's Kitchen and that that's just like a basement.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
I mean it's basically that.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Okay, it's like I think maybe fifty seats, and so
we would if we do if they do this pop
punk one again, we'd have to like sort of figure
out how to keep the pop punk energy with.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Without could you pre record? They're already all.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Pre recorded because the musical director who's the guitarist my band,
Josh flurry Uh did all the demo's full band style
in his own home to like show us how so
like I have basically a cast album with Josh doing
all the parts, and so we had also discussed potentially
(07:33):
recording a cast album and if the actors don't want
to do it, then we'll just record an ABBA album
and call it Mama mea but different but different clever.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
So there so so more more punk rock Abba coming
your way soon.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Listeners, nice, Yeah, so go check that out.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Check it out on TV.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Yasy. It's like squad up. I don't fucking know. It's
super fun.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
And I did not blow the harmonies in the Winter
takes at all, which was the thing I was most
afraid of.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Well, there you go. Good news all around. Isn't it amazing?
How sometimes where it's like, wow, this is going just
terribly and then it comes showtime and everyone's.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Just like all right, gel's up.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Yeah, It's there's something about that Atdredaline where you're just
you're just kind of reacting.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
I I don't experience that. I get worse when the
pressure's on. And so I and I think you might
be able to hear this in the in the show,
there's like a big monologue. It's like a romanticy sort
of plot. It's like they're light wielders and shadow wielders
(08:41):
and they're like I'm gone and love Romeo and Juliet.
It's it's very, very horny, and it's unbelievably horny. Okay,
but there's like a super long Shakespeare type monologue that
Rashawn Scott delivers that once again had never heard her
fully deliver and just came together and killed it. And
(09:02):
we we just have to stand there behind the curtain
for I don't know, five minutes before the curtain goes
up and we start playing. And at one point I
like move my foot to I don't know, to just
move my foot and I just kick the microphone that
is on my guitar amp.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
So it's like.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Maybe no one hurt.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Maybe not, And so I don't move.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Maybe people just won't realize.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
And so yeah, so I'm not better under pressure, is
what I'm saying. But all the actors absolutely killed it,
and uh, and I'm also there I have one line.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Oh well, there you go, the line the line of
the show.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
The line of the show. I think they got you
this time. Mama. What a line that made the whole
thing little sexy.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
I also have to stress how unbelievably horny this show is.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
I will have to check him out. How long is it?
Like an hour?
Speaker 1 (10:02):
It is like forty five minutes?
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Yeah, gotcha, Okay, it's uh.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
The is it behind the payble?
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Uh yeah, I think I'll I'll just send.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
You well, no, I mean I'm pay with. I'm just wondering.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
It's like twenty bucks, I think, uh the I think
it's yeah. It's the song lay All Your Love on Me,
which I know you're not an ab a person, but sure,
And it's like a call and response of like the
the the singers doing their thing, and then you know,
some a musical interlude and Rashan, who plays the titular
(10:39):
Mama Mia, the evil Mama Mia, but also the narrator
is like describing all of the like super horny things
like like she comes fourteen times and he's like licking
her velvet opening. It's like it's pretty graphic, it's pretty
it's it's uh, it's pretty funny.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
What what's your position on that? Is that gratuity or
like time and a place?
Speaker 1 (11:02):
It is? What coming fourteen times. Well, no, I mean
every day.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Pro pro that for everyone. No, But in terms of
it's funny because we were Cassie and we're talking about
this because are you so the show True Blood is
based off of a book series. I don't know if
you do that or not, but apparently.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
I did the Stackhouse.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Yeah, the Suoki Stokout Sookie Stackhouse novels, and I was
largely unfamiliar with him. I watched True Blood. Cassie showed
it to me, and I was like, Okay, this is
a good enough show for the first time.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
I have made it through one episode of True Blood.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
It's not it's really not bad. It's just at a
certain point in time the seasons, it jumps the shark
as with all of those yeah things. But that's you know,
that's a very very horny show as well. I just
assumed because there was an HBO show, they just graphic
did it up for fratuity. But apparently the books very horney. Yeah,
(11:58):
super graphic. And so Cassie's read I think all the
books are almost all of them. They're apparently just kind
of like a quick read type situation. And uh, my
sister called this week and she was talking to Cassie
about how she had just started watching or not started
she had watched the show or just got into True
Blood the show and was talking about how it was
(12:20):
bad because she got to the seasons that had jumped
the sharks or jumped the Shark, and we were talking
about the the books compared to gas Us, another book
series my sister was reading and got Cassie into as well,
and Cassie was like, it's just super graphic, and like,
I just don't.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Oh yeah, that Coco tar the is is the the
horny book series du jour.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Uh, this is the the fourth Wing series.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
And obviously, because we're talking about this, the romance read
along post is going to yeah, lose their ship.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
But it was interesting because I was because I asked
Cassid when she was like, oh, yeah, this book like
it's just like super graphic. I was like, but you've
read the Sukie Stackhouse books and those are super graphics.
She's like, yeah, those are graphic, but these ones are
even more so and says, I don't I don't really
read stuff like that. So I'm like, yeah, but you
know what I'm saying, It's like, at what point in time,
(13:16):
like if in Cassie by like Cassie and I by
no means are like I didn't prudes or something like that.
But at a certain point in time, it's just like,
all right.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
So this is this is I like for this show.
The gag is that these two characters are just sort
of like pawing at each other on stage, and Rashan
is like she takes all of him in her hands
and mouth, hands and mouth, and it's just.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Like like a funny, that's the joke.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
That's the joke. Yeah, So a joke is that it's
like horrifically graphic.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Gotcha. Okay, So it's not's not taking itself too seriously.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Not absolutely, none of it takes itself.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
It's not Jet black where it's just like, yes, this is.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
But there is for I know, I know our listeners
love lore, and Angela Jiaritana gets up at the beginning
of the show and is like, this is there's so
much fucking lore here, and so yeah, there's a lot
of lore.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Gotcha?
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Nice?
Speaker 1 (14:20):
All right? Yeah, very fun?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
All right, Well, now that that's out of the way, Uh,
we've got some mail bag to get to. I don't know,
I don't know what the blueskuy's looking like but we've
got a handful of blue looking blue? All right? Well, uh,
medium about a mail bag here today. So starting with
the gameiluh. First, we have listener Taysha Tashash I say
that every time excuse me, sorry fuck uh in an
(14:43):
email titled wrap it Up Songs, Tasha Right, Hey, guys,
was listening to Matt's disdain for people playing closing time
to end a party and guilty, oh damn for my
For my wedding, we requested a mix of eighties and
nineties tunes and current hits. I got married in two
thousand and nine. Uh, but I did as specifically that
the two final songs of the night be closing Time,
(15:06):
followed by leave get Out by Jojo.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Leave bitch, get out the way, get out the way, bitch,
get out that one.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
I do believe that's how that tune goes. Perhaps I
can get back and Matt's good graces by get good
graces by.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Adding good gracious that.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
The song we walked out to at the reception was
the theme to Buffy. My husband's pick and all our tables.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Were named after after.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
TV show locales Thunder Mifflin, Hillman, College, Mounk's cafe et cetera.
Brian groom table was the peach pit my pick. Sorry
not sorry, Tasha, Actually that is pretty cute by way, Yeah,
I appreciate that.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
I think that's quite cool.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
I speaking of Abba, had an Abba cocktail hour at
the wedding, and.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
We we did.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
I don't think we had a last song, but we
had like very very specific songs for specific like times
in the night, which I guess every wedding does, right, sure,
but our we had our first dance party song very
specifically was Dance Yourself Clean by LCD sound System, which
(16:19):
has a big, like a four minute intro, which is
why we did it first. We just secute it up
for right when the drums kick kid.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Oh perfect, Yeah, So thank you for that, Tasha. Then
Ezra goes on a three email rant, so we're gonna
go ahead in.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
The trip, Dick, so I'll read all of then.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Sure, or I can this up to you.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
I don't care, so uh.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
The first yeah, short short this from listeners as a
short question for a eve. I was thinking about one
of my favorite shows and I'm curious of your thoughts
on Brian Fuller. Also in your opinion, who is the
most attractive to actor to play Superman? This that's two questions,
Ezra Brian questions, Oh my bad. Actually, so Brian Fuller
(17:07):
I like better than Brian Singer.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Well, but you'd kind of have to no matter what.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
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which he created, switch stars six' five Actor Lee, pace
Who i'm Assuming ezra also has a crush on Knowing ustri's,
type and that show was really really, good but so
complicated that it needed a voiceover to explain the. Law
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(17:39):
BUT i haven't really watched any of his other. SHOWS
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little handibled out and never Watched American gods Or Dead
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i've seen of HIM i. Like, also who's the most
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(18:02):
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Boy it's It's Dean. Kane everyone would say.
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he's An eagles, fan he's a nerd and uh and
and was In.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Pearl, yeah definitely gonna go With henry cavill on that.
One not that he's a Good superman or that is
a Good, superman but he is an attractive Man superman,
guy and he's built like a fucking brick Shiit.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
HOUSE i, LIKE i like him.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
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Speaker 3 (18:36):
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Is what the fuck is A moth?
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is a storytelling. Event so people go up and just
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in the hat and they call your name and they
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there are a handful of really amazing. Ones one of
them THAT i uh think of kind of a lot
is called life at The end of A mobius, strip
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(19:42):
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the middle of the night and This Charles manson looking
guy like tumbles out and goes and knocks on the
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kill me and my family here here it, is and
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World.
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these stories are really.
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So what's the percentage that we think that these are?
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that would actually be a really fun writing, exercise especially
because if you don't know the prompts basically until you show,
up and then you'd have to just show up and
come up with all, right we like the crowd work.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
THING i do that in my writing.
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CLASS i make them do a moth story and they
don't have To it doesn't have to be, real.
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good good spot for creatives to go and do such a.
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a monkey.
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LIKE i have in my, Life like.
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moth is.
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COOL i highly recommend The Moth Radio, hour which is
the name of the podcast and also the show ON.
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moth exhibit or something like there's about.
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Basement and the completing The ezra triptych an email Entitled
sisaphy And. Tasks are you familiar with the Song Circumcising
wolverine By Zach.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Sherwin? Sure am.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Not that makes two of, Us.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
SO i think that's gonna be our music for this bonus.
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Speaker 1 (23:24):
I think IF I can you have that.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
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No certainly.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
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about how His dick's gonna just keeps growing back because
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Speaker 2 (23:44):
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We know this About, wolverine.
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Speaker 3 (23:59):
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went TO i went to school With Zach sherwin At Boston,
university and HE i think One bu's funniest. Student but
but you might know him from epic rap battles of.
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well so it's like who would win in a rap
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admissions people.
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school stress. Somewhere so let me, Know, byege let you Know.
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I feel like we also may have misgendered you one
once or. Twice, sorry, last but not, least an email
from Miss Rosemary nyc Aka judge As rose aka your
honor in a segment we like to call Judges. Chambers
it's the fact that it's happened two weeks in a
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row means it's a segment.
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Now, yeah, YEAH i, GUESS i. Guess, Congratulations, rose you
are now. Yourself you have a segment on our you
have a reoccurring segment where you've literally just send us an.
Email we read.
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IT i actually just messaged her because of something that
happened that will happen later in the.
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Show so.
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Insane.
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Uh in our, show you'll say you'll see okay.
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ensnare me for the next three.
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guess how HYDRATED i? Am rose writes an email ENTITLED
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funny does your? Mother, noah you're. Out that's pretty. Good
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the subject line functions as a. Joke it's it's pretty, Good. Rose,
yeah it is as clever as the lyrical changes In.
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to know. THAT i listened to this episode driving back
from my weekend in The, Catskills take my wife, please
AND i found myself in a small hamlet of Swan
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in the small hamlet Of Swan, lake which turned out
to have a Large Orthodox jewish. POPULATION i had the
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and you two are yelling at about joined by the.
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that is, you, sir just being, like, well there's not
a way. Out you all you bitches look the same
to me.
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Writers?
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her like? That or AM i overthinking it and the
writers just wanted extra drama even if it doesn't make?
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Sense you, KNOW i.
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Was thinking about this today where we're watching the, episode
like when it, Ends i'm, like what the fuck do
these two talk? About like the Only.
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Elliott it's just like every.
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Seat and AGAIN i get it because they're not at.
Work so if this is how you know they are
the lushes that they, are they don't have to go to,
work so they're well actually technically live still has a
job somewhere else and going to.
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It Even tucker's, like, hey you better calm down on.
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How what was the move? Here what did it start
as a hate funck and then it like just.
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Evolved it must must have Been Rose rose answers because,
quote he arrested me, too but we got past it
is wild hope The abbathet will us. Again, Tucker, yeah
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kids with their head down and then the, reveal AND
i just saw it was, like, huh that fucking startled
the shoo out of me seeing it's creepy as.
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Ship the that is that is one of the, creepier
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but apparently we have some blue, sky is What i'm being.
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a segment we like to CALL i just blew.
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Myself i'm AFRAID i just blew myself blow. Away uh.
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it is a picture of Alan alda with the caption
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that to?
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don't want we already understand. Him we don't need to
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this BUT i think he probably meant to law In
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of this fucking ice agents or.
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it's like a like a comedy.
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Story what do you what do you know about that
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charged it with a federal crime so they could bring
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work for.
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they're just gonna fucking execute. Him everything's, horrible.
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Pretty this is this IS i haven't even heard if
that fucking that One Texas democrat lady has been allowed To.
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She hasn't that she's still.
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There it's like two days.
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Later she tried to join a press conference from the
bathroom today and they told her that she was committing
a federal.
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Crime, well, no it's not a that would not be
a federal, crime if, anything would be a state.
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Crime, well they told her that she was committing a federal.
Crime whether or not she actually was is a different story.
Entirely well fair. Enough, so, yeah that's all the mailbag
that fits mail.
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The phrase to describe any frustrating routine or the light
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Speaker 2 (00:08):
I'm going to see uh Josh Johnson on Friday this week.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
It's Jack Johnson.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
No, Joshautson the comedian.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
No, it's Jack Johnson. I actually actually know Josh Johnson.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Yeah. I was gonna say, uh so looking forward to
that and uh.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Yeah, Josh Josh Johnson. Let me do another another shout
out for dropout dot tv, which is like an online
we get on like Roku. It's his own little channel
and they I saw Josh Johnson do one of their
shows which has okay, let me back up back in
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two thousand and eight, they're giving out these bad loans.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Oh god.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
No. So there is a show on Dropout called Game Changer,
which every episode the contestants to our comedians show up
and they don't know the rules of the game that
they're playing.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
We've talked about this, yes, yes.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
So one of them was called crowd Work, where they
got three stand ups and the audience was full of
like people with things written on their shirt like ask
me about surviving a cult, and the game was that
they had to go up and do crowd work based
on the things on people's shirts and that was such
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a like a popular episode that they spun it off
into its own series called crowd Work, which is premiering
in a couple of weeks. And Josh Johnson was on
that episode, which is how I know him. I think
he won that episode. No, maybe John Marcos Sarrasi won
that episode. Either way, they're very they're both very fun.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Yeah, And when I was looking at tickets, I was like,
nowhere in eyesight do not want to be.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Oh yeah, subject of honkey, Well you should. We should
wear a shirt that's asking me about surviving a cult.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
And just see what happens. No, but uh, he's really good.
And it's really interesting because I feel like, if you
go on YouTube almost on a weekly basis, it seems
like he just has like an hour of material that
of just him at a copy club, just dealing with whatever,
like literally topical stuff that's like happened that week. And
it feels like, how the fuck are you just churning
out like fairly polished material in that quantity. So it's
(02:27):
like going to see him on Friday, I'm.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Like, is is there like a do you do you
have like the day of like day of the week
type stuff that you do, and then you just have
like your material that you're doing for like a stand
up show.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
I want.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Yeah, that's how like, that's how the uh late night
shows shows do it.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Yeah, actually so separately.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Right, So I'm like I don't even know what to expect,
which is good because I feel like, you know, sometimes
you can you hear bits on TikTok or whatever like
that from comedians that they'd go to see them, and
it's like, oh, I already, I already know this because
it's up on fucking TikTok right now. So I'm I
paid a bunch of money to see something that I
could have seen on a phone. But I hope it's
not gonna be that. I don't think it's going.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Yeah, no, I don't. I doubt it.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
I also forgot to mention that I had my uh
my mom and me have a different performance on Friday,
yes how much that it was awesome.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
So the rest of the crew ship up a little bit.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Here, yes, okay, So I it's funny.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
I was editing this show, like our last episode on Saturday,
the day after the Mama Mia show, and I was
hearing myself talk about how no one knew their lines.
And so on Thursday of last week, which is when
we recorded, went to another rehearsal people still on another
lines like really bad. And then Friday day of show,
(03:50):
we show up at like three point thirty to do
our bloat in and sound check and we're going to
run the whole show before the audience comes in. Half
the actors aren't there, people have not shown up, people
still don't know their lines, and I'm like, okay, I.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Mean it's it's you're gonna do what you're gonna do
at that point exactly.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
But and like I'm like, you know, I'm not like
not I don't not believe in them because I've seen
them all performed before. But I'm like, it's basically kind
of like a Trump thing where I'm like, how's he
gonna weassel his way out of this one?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Who knows?
Speaker 2 (04:24):
And U or with another country?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Great? There you go.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
And so we did our whole run through, like queues
were blown, lines were blown, all this other stuff, and
I'm nervous. And at this point we have never run
the show without stopping. So I think that there's like
ten fifteen minutes between songs. I think I have plenty
(04:49):
of time. We we do the actual show, which you
can still see on dynastytypewriter dot com, dot tv, Dynasty
Typewriter whatever. Who goes google it, and not only does
everyone perform perfectly and there was only one missed line
in the entire show, but it is basically wall to
(05:09):
wall music. I had to I like, was like we
stopped the song, the cast like did their spoken word
lines on, like tuning my guitar, and like, but another
song starting, and I'm like, oh Jesus chrischy and so
I like it was like went much much faster than
I had ever experienced it because I didn't actually know
how long the show was.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Right, you didn't actually have a timer on it at
any point in time.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
So but it was.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
It was a lot of fun, and I met a
lot of people who I admire their work, either comedically
or acting wise. And I invited them all to my
birthday party. Oh and yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Did they all politely say no to your face?
Speaker 1 (05:46):
They all politely said yes.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Oh so do We'll see what happens.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Yeah, now we wait.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
No, But it was it was super fun and I'm
super thankful to to uh Smash and to Moongoon and
to Angela and Patrick for inviting us, because I will
at like any literally any day of the week if
you're like, come play eleven Abba songs, I'll drop everything
and do it.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Yeah. Are they gonna do other performances of this show?
Speaker 3 (06:15):
So we might do another performance of this one. The
issue is so usually they'll do the big show, which
is a Dynasty Typewriter, which is like a two hundred
person theater, a stage, you know, monitors, that kind of thing,
and then they'll do if it's popular popular, they'll do
(06:35):
it again at UCB. Oh okay, but UCB is so
small that we cannot play at UCB because it's just
like we're too loud.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
So oh real, Oh well, I mean I went to
UCB in Hell's Kitchen and that that's just like a basement.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
I mean it's basically that.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Okay, it's like I think maybe fifty seats, and so
we would if we do if they do this pop
punk one again, we'd have to like sort of figure
out how to keep the pop punk energy with.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Without could you pre record? They're already all.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Pre recorded because the musical director who's the guitarist my band,
Josh flurry Uh did all the demo's full band style
in his own home to like show us how so
like I have basically a cast album with Josh doing
all the parts, and so we had also discussed potentially
(07:33):
recording a cast album and if the actors don't want
to do it, then we'll just record an ABBA album
and call it Mama mea but different but different clever.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
So there so so more more punk rock Abba coming
your way soon.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Listeners, nice, Yeah, so go check that out.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Check it out on TV.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Yasy. It's like squad up. I don't fucking know. It's
super fun.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
And I did not blow the harmonies in the Winter
takes at all, which was the thing I was most
afraid of.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Well, there you go. Good news all around. Isn't it amazing?
How sometimes where it's like, wow, this is going just
terribly and then it comes showtime and everyone's.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Just like all right, gel's up.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Yeah, It's there's something about that Atdredaline where you're just
you're just kind of reacting.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
I I don't experience that. I get worse when the
pressure's on. And so I and I think you might
be able to hear this in the in the show,
there's like a big monologue. It's like a romanticy sort
of plot. It's like they're light wielders and shadow wielders
(08:41):
and they're like I'm gone and love Romeo and Juliet.
It's it's very, very horny, and it's unbelievably horny. Okay,
but there's like a super long Shakespeare type monologue that
Rashawn Scott delivers that once again had never heard her
fully deliver and just came together and killed it. And
(09:02):
we we just have to stand there behind the curtain
for I don't know, five minutes before the curtain goes
up and we start playing. And at one point I
like move my foot to I don't know, to just
move my foot and I just kick the microphone that
is on my guitar amp.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
So it's like.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Maybe no one hurt.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Maybe not, And so I don't move.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Maybe people just won't realize.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
And so yeah, so I'm not better under pressure, is
what I'm saying. But all the actors absolutely killed it,
and uh, and I'm also there I have one line.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Oh well, there you go, the line the line of
the show.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
The line of the show. I think they got you
this time. Mama. What a line that made the whole
thing little sexy.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
I also have to stress how unbelievably horny this show is.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
I will have to check him out. How long is it?
Like an hour?
Speaker 1 (10:02):
It is like forty five minutes?
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Yeah, gotcha, Okay, it's uh.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
The is it behind the payble?
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Uh yeah, I think I'll I'll just send.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
You well, no, I mean I'm pay with. I'm just wondering.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
It's like twenty bucks, I think, uh the I think
it's yeah. It's the song lay All Your Love on Me,
which I know you're not an ab a person, but sure,
And it's like a call and response of like the
the the singers doing their thing, and then you know,
some a musical interlude and Rashan, who plays the titular
(10:39):
Mama Mia, the evil Mama Mia, but also the narrator
is like describing all of the like super horny things
like like she comes fourteen times and he's like licking
her velvet opening. It's like it's pretty graphic, it's pretty
it's it's uh, it's pretty funny.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
What what's your position on that? Is that gratuity or
like time and a place?
Speaker 1 (11:02):
It is? What coming fourteen times. Well, no, I mean
every day.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Pro pro that for everyone. No, But in terms of
it's funny because we were Cassie and we're talking about
this because are you so the show True Blood is
based off of a book series. I don't know if
you do that or not, but apparently.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
I did the Stackhouse.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Yeah, the Suoki Stokout Sookie Stackhouse novels, and I was
largely unfamiliar with him. I watched True Blood. Cassie showed
it to me, and I was like, Okay, this is
a good enough show for the first time.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
I have made it through one episode of True Blood.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
It's not it's really not bad. It's just at a
certain point in time the seasons, it jumps the shark
as with all of those yeah things. But that's you know,
that's a very very horny show as well. I just
assumed because there was an HBO show, they just graphic
did it up for fratuity. But apparently the books very horney. Yeah,
(11:58):
super graphic. And so Cassie's read I think all the
books are almost all of them. They're apparently just kind
of like a quick read type situation. And uh, my
sister called this week and she was talking to Cassie
about how she had just started watching or not started
she had watched the show or just got into True
Blood the show and was talking about how it was
(12:20):
bad because she got to the seasons that had jumped
the sharks or jumped the Shark, and we were talking
about the the books compared to gas Us, another book
series my sister was reading and got Cassie into as well,
and Cassie was like, it's just super graphic, and like,
I just don't.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Oh yeah, that Coco tar the is is the the
horny book series du jour.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Uh, this is the the fourth Wing series.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
And obviously, because we're talking about this, the romance read
along post is going to yeah, lose their ship.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
But it was interesting because I was because I asked
Cassid when she was like, oh, yeah, this book like
it's just like super graphic. I was like, but you've
read the Sukie Stackhouse books and those are super graphics.
She's like, yeah, those are graphic, but these ones are
even more so and says, I don't I don't really
read stuff like that. So I'm like, yeah, but you
know what I'm saying, It's like, at what point in time,
(13:16):
like if in Cassie by like Cassie and I by
no means are like I didn't prudes or something like that.
But at a certain point in time, it's just like,
all right.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
So this is this is I like for this show.
The gag is that these two characters are just sort
of like pawing at each other on stage, and Rashan
is like she takes all of him in her hands
and mouth, hands and mouth, and it's just.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Like like a funny, that's the joke.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
That's the joke. Yeah, So a joke is that it's
like horrifically graphic.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Gotcha. Okay, So it's not's not taking itself too seriously.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Not absolutely, none of it takes itself.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
It's not Jet black where it's just like, yes, this is.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
But there is for I know, I know our listeners
love lore, and Angela Jiaritana gets up at the beginning
of the show and is like, this is there's so
much fucking lore here, and so yeah, there's a lot
of lore.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Gotcha?
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Nice?
Speaker 1 (14:20):
All right? Yeah, very fun?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
All right, Well, now that that's out of the way, Uh,
we've got some mail bag to get to. I don't know,
I don't know what the blueskuy's looking like but we've
got a handful of blue looking blue? All right? Well, uh,
medium about a mail bag here today. So starting with
the gameiluh. First, we have listener Taysha Tashash I say
that every time excuse me, sorry fuck uh in an
(14:43):
email titled wrap it Up Songs, Tasha Right, Hey, guys,
was listening to Matt's disdain for people playing closing time
to end a party and guilty, oh damn for my
For my wedding, we requested a mix of eighties and
nineties tunes and current hits. I got married in two
thousand and nine. Uh, but I did as specifically that
the two final songs of the night be closing Time,
(15:06):
followed by leave get Out by Jojo.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Leave bitch, get out the way, get out the way, bitch,
get out that one.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
I do believe that's how that tune goes. Perhaps I
can get back and Matt's good graces by get good
graces by.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Adding good gracious that.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
The song we walked out to at the reception was
the theme to Buffy. My husband's pick and all our tables.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Were named after after.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
TV show locales Thunder Mifflin, Hillman, College, Mounk's cafe et cetera.
Brian groom table was the peach pit my pick. Sorry
not sorry, Tasha, Actually that is pretty cute by way, Yeah,
I appreciate that.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
I think that's quite cool.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
I speaking of Abba, had an Abba cocktail hour at
the wedding, and.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
We we did.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
I don't think we had a last song, but we
had like very very specific songs for specific like times
in the night, which I guess every wedding does, right, sure,
but our we had our first dance party song very
specifically was Dance Yourself Clean by LCD sound System, which
(16:19):
has a big, like a four minute intro, which is
why we did it first. We just secute it up
for right when the drums kick kid.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Oh perfect, Yeah, So thank you for that, Tasha. Then
Ezra goes on a three email rant, so we're gonna
go ahead in.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
The trip, Dick, so I'll read all of then.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Sure, or I can this up to you.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
I don't care, so uh.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
The first yeah, short short this from listeners as a
short question for a eve. I was thinking about one
of my favorite shows and I'm curious of your thoughts
on Brian Fuller. Also in your opinion, who is the
most attractive to actor to play Superman? This that's two questions,
Ezra Brian questions, Oh my bad. Actually, so Brian Fuller
(17:07):
I like better than Brian Singer.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Well, but you'd kind of have to no matter what.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
But uh, specifically, I really liked the show Pushing Daisies,
which he created, switch stars six' five Actor Lee, pace
Who i'm Assuming ezra also has a crush on Knowing ustri's,
type and that show was really really, good but so
complicated that it needed a voiceover to explain the. Law
we're back On lore to explain the lore every. Episode
(17:39):
BUT i haven't really watched any of his other. SHOWS
i heard that everyone Loved, hannibal BUT i was a
little handibled out and never Watched American gods Or Dead
Like me or you, know anything. Else so so What
i've seen of HIM i. Like, also who's the most
attractive person to have Replay? Superman that would be six
five Actor Lee pace in my, Dreams, NO i think,
(18:02):
UH i think that.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Boy it's It's Dean. Kane everyone would say.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
That, sure, yeah attractive to, Ice, NO i think. THAT
i think The New boy is basically a Perfect. Superman
he's An eagles, fan he's a nerd and uh and
and was In.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Pearl, yeah definitely gonna go With henry cavill on that.
One not that he's a Good superman or that is
a Good, superman but he is an attractive Man superman,
guy and he's built like a fucking brick Shiit.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
HOUSE i, LIKE i like him.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Softer why you're looking At? Superman Then superman? Notorious?
Speaker 3 (18:36):
Slow that was the fucking prompt. Listener ezra continues a
while ago in an. Email until a while, AGO i
was at A moth Event love The moth because my
brother was telling a story and there were Multiple there
was a couple there and my mom noticed them BEFORE i,
did and it Was Peter irvan And Murushka. Hargatea she's
(18:57):
so beautiful in. PERSON I i bet she.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Is what the fuck is A moth?
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Event, oh you don't know what The moth?
Speaker 3 (19:04):
Is? No so The moth is AN npr show that
is a storytelling. Event so people go up and just
tell stories about their lives with no, prep no note,
cards and they'll do.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Them they're called like moth.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Slams they'll do them basically like open mic nights where
there's a theme and then you like put your name
in the hat and they call your name and they
and you tell a. Story but there's a podcast and
there are a handful of really amazing. Ones one of
them THAT i uh think of kind of a lot
is called life at The end of A mobius, strip
which is about a physicist who marries who like is
(19:42):
in love with this punk singer From england and they
wind up having a kid whose organs are backwards and
it's like the you, know the tenth case of the
organs being backwards and a kid that anyone's ever, seen
and it's it's very very. Good, Also taylor Negro, on
the Actor, talks has a great story On The moth
(20:05):
about the summer of sixty nine when he was certain
That Charles manson was gonna come kill him because he
lived in la And Charles manson was rolling around and
so this like van pulls up to his house in
the middle of the night and This Charles manson looking
guy like tumbles out and goes and knocks on the
(20:25):
door and he's, like it's. Happening Charles manson's here to
kill me and my family here here it, is and
it turns out that it is his, Cousin Chuck, negron
the lead singer Of Three Dog, night who is just
like super high and asking his auntie for like a
girl cheese sandwich and he's, like, Hey, taylor get your record,
player come listen to, this and it is the first
(20:48):
pressing of joy to the.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
World.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
Huh, yeah it's a really Great so a lot of
these stories are really.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Fantastic so, yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
So what's the percentage that we think that these are?
Speaker 3 (20:59):
REAL i supposedly one. Hundred there's there, ALSO i mean
to be a. Hundred this is what the but THE
i don't think they do much fact.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Checking well, RIGHT i, MEAN i guess that would also
not be the point of. It and here's the thing
that would actually be a really fun writing, exercise especially
because if you don't know the prompts basically until you show,
up and then you'd have to just show up and
come up with all, right we like the crowd work.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
THING i do that in my writing.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
CLASS i make them do a moth story and they
don't have To it doesn't have to be, real.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Right that's What i'm, Saying like that would be a,
good good spot for creatives to go and do such a.
Thing that's WHY i was, like because here's the, thing
how just, GENERALLY i, MEAN.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
I believe The taylor And negron story there's also like
a monkey.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Involved why, not because every good every good, story every
good story needs a monkey in. It, NO i here's the.
THING i Guess i'm thinking about this from like my
perspective of, like oh, god IF i ever found myself
in a moth, scenario uh, huh weird sentence.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
LIKE i have in my, Life like.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
What what stories WOULD i even and have that would
be interesting to, anyone like other than? Me And i'm,
like probably not that. Many, now, you on the other,
hand have the classic instance of only you does this happen?
To SO i feel like you would be perfect for
something like.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
This you lead an interesting, life attracts a lot of
of me, types.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Right Because i'm just saying, like if you get a
me type up, there it's, like what a waste of an? Evening, yeah,
yeah you got Mister targets to, Hey Peter herbert there
being like the fuck did we come to?
Speaker 3 (22:28):
This?
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Yeah who cares about? This? Fucker? YEAH i know the
moth is.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
COOL i highly recommend The Moth Radio, hour which is
the name of the podcast and also the show ON.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
NPR i will have to check that, out as WHEN
i read that, EMAIL i was, like the fuck is
a Buff that was, like like the FUCK i don't.
UNDERSTAND i thought it was like a with like a
moth exhibit or something like there's about.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
The boss and slide around like silence of.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Lamb, yeah like Buffalo bill was fucking in the, Basement
like that's the moth. Experience escape The.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
Basement and the completing The ezra triptych an email Entitled
sisaphy And. Tasks are you familiar with the Song Circumcising
wolverine By Zach.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Sherwin? Sure am.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Not that makes two of, Us.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
SO i think that's gonna be our music for this bonus.
Episode Circumcising wolverine a Bonus oh, YEAH.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
I think IF I can you have that.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Much to say about tonight's, Episode.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
No certainly.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
NOT i have a feeling that That Circumcising wolverine is
about how His dick's gonna just keeps growing back because
he's a.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Healer, oh it's like a it's like a.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Rap you think he did it himself to.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Clause is that an antium? Clause, Yeah i'm, wondered, like you.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Know practical things like If wolverine.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
We know this About, wolverine.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Well, right, well with the growing, back it would just
be it would have to.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
Be, Oh, zach IS i Know Zach So Zach sherwin
went TO i went to school With Zach sherwin At Boston,
university and HE i think One bu's funniest. Student but
but you might know him from epic rap battles of.
History he's on that a. Lot you've heard of, this, yes, No,
(24:24):
well so it's like who would win in a rap
Battle alexander The great Or ivan The terrible and, that
and it's just like each of them gets a couple
verses and they're, like it's a comedy.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Rap but the reason THAT i did not.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
So it's like a drug history situation a little.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
Bit, yeah but predates it by about ten. Years the
reason THAT i did not recognize his name instantly is
BECAUSE i knew him as his stage, name which WAS
mc Mister.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Napkins that's a NAME i, KNOW i, KNOW i Know.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
Zach zach sang a song Called, antipenultimate which means the
third to the, last, right it's the. Ultimate there's no.
Alternate the song is Called anti Pen. Ultimate he ALSO
i remember seeing him do stand. UP i still remember
a joke he, told which was getting a hand job
is like making a. Smoothie you can do it, yourself
but it's always a little bit better when someone does
(25:21):
it for.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
You. Yeah that's pretty. Good all, right, well thank, You.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Ezra the next email is from.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
Listen we'y illuminating all the all these emails are really, illuminating.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Right from Listener Jordan entitle miss, Ladies jordan. Ruts, hi,
Guys i'm glad you enjoyed enjoyed the porn search dog.
Facts they.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
DIDN'T i, did absolutely did not enjoy.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
IT i kind of, did But i'm still, Again i'm
still confused BECAUSE i feel like a lot of electronics
probably use a lot of the same.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
STUFF i think that they're just finding microwaves and shit.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Too, yeah it's, like okat a, Boy, No, no that's
a that's just that's just a. Phone there's.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Stuff, god So, god Oh, god what do you?
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Are you're still a good, boy but what are you?
Doing thank you also for appreciating my. SOURCE i was
a journalist. Once SO i appreciate a good. ARTICLE i
mainly included it so you guys could see how cute
the dogs. Were to be, honest well that's. Fair dogs are.
Great also for the proof that literally fucking everybody has a.
PODCAST i found out recently that lots of law school
(26:24):
admissions people.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Do podcasts, horrible.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Which is strange to, Me, like why is the dean
Of Yale law and the dean Of Harvard law doing a?
Podcast every TIME i go to these recruitment, Things they're,
like listen to our, podcast thank, You AND i was,
curious SO i, Did, well that's your. Fault uh they're so? Bad,
yeah what did you think it was gonna?
Speaker 1 (26:45):
BE i bet they.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Are it reaffirmed my belief THAT i really only like this. Podcast,
well thank.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
You Thanks, jordan and so this is barely a.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
Podcast we were shamed By jordan for not ever reaching
out about the, wiki NOT wicki the social. Media SO
i reached out To jordan about our social media this,
week and, Uh instagram coming.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
SOON i, think.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
Oh that's gonna be.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Interesting, yeah there you. Go jordan.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Continues, Anyway i'm still down to do the social. MEDIA
i need a. CHANNEL i need to channel my law
school stress. Somewhere so let me, Know, byege let you Know.
Jordan in, parentheses she slash her so thank, You. Jordan
AND i guess If eve has already reached out to, YOU.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
I feel like we also may have misgendered you one
once or. Twice, sorry, last but not, least an email
from Miss Rosemary nyc Aka judge As rose aka your
honor in a segment we like to call Judges. Chambers
it's the fact that it's happened two weeks in a
(27:48):
row means it's a segment.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Now, yeah, YEAH i, GUESS i. Guess, Congratulations, rose you
are now. Yourself you have a segment on our you
have a reoccurring segment where you've literally just send us an.
Email we read.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
IT i actually just messaged her because of something that
happened that will happen later in the.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Show so.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Insane.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Uh in our, show you'll say you'll see okay.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
THAT i don't know about without. Me that's gonna fucking
ensnare me for the next three.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
Years you need to listen to. ME p what get
guess how HYDRATED i? Am rose writes an email ENTITLED
i can dance with the Nun. Yee if you think it's,
funny does your? Mother, noah you're. Out that's pretty. Good
that's not quite. Good, yeah So rose, writes just pretend
(28:47):
the subject line functions as a. Joke it's it's pretty, Good. Rose,
yeah it is as clever as the lyrical changes In.
Mama you have a DIFFERENT i just like you both
to know. THAT i listened to this episode driving back
from my weekend in The, Catskills take my wife, please
AND i found myself in a small hamlet of Swan
(29:08):
in the small hamlet Of Swan, lake which turned out
to have a Large Orthodox jewish. POPULATION i had the
windows down because the weather was, great and Suddenly i'm
driving past all these conservatively dressed families with little, kids
and you two are yelling at about joined by the.
Colleague i'm currently fucking and little piss boy shit himself to?
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Death is?
Speaker 3 (29:29):
That?
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Just does that compare to who was the listener that
was driving like their boss to the? Airport? Yes and
we're talking About pinocchio's face covered and calm from that fucking.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Picture, Man oh we.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
Haven't we haven't talked About pinocchio's face covered and common
way too. Long, uh And i'm just gradually lowering the.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Volume.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
Coward coward committed a low key hate, crime and it's your.
Fault and this is this is the Real Judges, Chambers
Virginia woolf drowned herself in a, river Not Emily, dickinson,
yaboob you can't blame that one on faceblind THIS i
can because all women look.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Alike how many more DEMOGRAPHICS.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
I you, KNOW i live my life by the, idea
if there's not a way, out go further. In and
that is, you, sir just being, like, well there's not
a way. Out you all you bitches look the same
to me.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
Judging on, still how many more of my demographics must you?
Offend Goofy italians and emo girl?
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Writers?
Speaker 2 (30:34):
ANYWAY i mean we could if you, want we could
DO i.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
Could do you Think olivia chose to Bang tucker out
of some subconscious anger Toward elliott for piecing out on
her like? That or AM i overthinking it and the
writers just wanted extra drama even if it doesn't make?
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Sense you, KNOW i.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Was thinking about this today where we're watching the, episode
like when it, Ends i'm, like what the fuck do
these two talk? About like the Only.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Elliott it's just like every.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Seat and AGAIN i get it because they're not at.
Work so if this is how you know they are
the lushes that they, are they don't have to go to,
work so they're well actually technically live still has a
job somewhere else and going to.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
It Even tucker's, like, hey you better calm down on.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
This it's, like y'all you gotta like you Hate? Tucker what?
How what was the move? Here what did it start
as a hate funck and then it like just.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Evolved it must must have Been Rose rose answers because,
quote he arrested me, too but we got past it
is wild hope The abbathet will us. Again, Tucker, yeah
right by signs still end gladys Ps Hi, lily thank,
(31:50):
you Roast.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Roads speaking OF i saw a a screen grab from
weapons like the The First Creepy dream with all the
kids with their head down and then the, reveal AND
i just saw it was, like, huh that fucking startled
the shoo out of me seeing it's creepy as.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
Ship the that is that is one of the, creepier
uh creepier parts of The it sure.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Is that's all the, gomeile that's fit to go. Mail
but apparently we have some blue, sky is What i'm being.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
Told un fuck, unfortunately so from the blue. Sky in
a segment we like to CALL i just blew.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Myself i'm AFRAID i just blew myself blow. Away uh.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
Fool berto sends in a picture That i'm gonna That
i'm gonna send to, you, okay that says you'll you
will never kill. Him he's going all the, time and
it is a picture of Alan alda with the caption
that reads computer. Enthusiast Alan alda uses The atari eight
(32:52):
HUNDRED xl computer system all the, reports it's going all the.
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Time, wow young Alan alda too quite.
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Young And fulberto follows up with A Mother jones article and, says,
oh come, on this hits too close to. Home we're
in a matrix simulation and the wires are crossed and
it's The Mother jones. Article to understand Jd, vance you
need to meet the tech. Bros these extremely online Young
(33:20):
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flogging and Make america white.
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Again fucking, no thank, You. Fulberto why did you send
that to?
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Us why would you do that what is the we
don't want we already understand. Him we don't need to
understand him, first we get.
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It he.
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Sucks and lastly From, fulberto he didn't even tag us in,
this BUT i think he probably meant to law In
Order Sandwich Victims, unit.
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Well because of the fucking guy that through the sandwich
of this fucking ice agents or.
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Whatever and so there's An atlantic. Article, UH i think
it's like a like a comedy.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Story what do you what do you know about that
guy that through the?
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Sandwich fucking?
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Nothing he is an ASSISTANT us. Attorney he works for
The Justice department and is throwing sandwiches at the.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
Guy, yeah it does work for The Justice.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Department and then they tried to arrested. HIM i think
it was if it wasn't terrorism, charges it was like
assault with a deadly weapon and it was like the
the D. C THE dc judge was, like this is fucking,
stupid your ro O r and that that charges a.
Reach so since THE dc judge led, about they then
(34:40):
charged it with a federal crime so they could bring
him to a federal, judge which is like terrorism or
something like. That it's, like you, know he works for
The Justice. Department so he's gonna be, like this is.
Horseshit AND i can tell you exactly why BECAUSE i
work for.
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You, yeah, yeah you what the. Fuck, well they're just
they're just gonna fucking execute. Him everything's, horrible.
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Pretty this is this IS i haven't even heard if
that fucking that One Texas democrat lady has been allowed To.
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She hasn't that she's still.
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There it's like two days.
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Later she tried to join a press conference from the
bathroom today and they told her that she was committing
a federal.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Crime, well, no it's not a that would not be
a federal, crime if, anything would be a state.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
Crime, well they told her that she was committing a federal.
Crime whether or not she actually was is a different story.
Entirely well fair. Enough, so, yeah that's all the mailbag
that fits mail.
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Tour there to really bring everything To thanks for, berto
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