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Matt and Aviv wade into the ages old debate: What color are orcs? Who wants to read ACoTaR when you can just message Lianne, and what would it be like to be a crow, hell bent on destroying plastic? Why is so much of our mail bag romantasy themed these days? I guess we'll never know.
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Matt and Aviv wade into the ages old debate: What color are orcs? Who wants to read ACoTaR when you can just message Lianne, and what would it be like to be a crow, hell bent on destroying plastic? Why is so much of our mail bag romantasy themed these days? I guess we'll never know.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
So how is your how are your travels?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Travels?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
You have a spice bag?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Did not have spice bag?
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Your motherfucker?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
I heard they were overrated. Oh well, okay, is it
just like fish? It's just fried fish.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
No, not even close, no fish at all.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
So spice bag is a chine.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
It's like an Asian drunk street food where they take
all of the leftover tempura. So sometimes chicken, veggies whatever.
I suppose it could be fish, but it's not like
a fish and chips fish. When I had it was
chicken and veggies and uh. They throw it in a
bag with fries with chips and uh and like curry
(01:01):
spice and then they shake it up and they give
it to you.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Hmmm, it's delicious.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
So what observation I will have about Irish cuisine? They uh,
they fucking love fried food.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Yes they do.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
A lot of things are fried and which is fine,
but that's after a couple after a couple of days,
you're just like, it's so heavy and fucking fry. And
it's not that it's bad, it's delicious heavy, it's just
it's a lot.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Uh, there's a lot of vegetables there.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
We have potatoes.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
That's a more of a that's more of a starch.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
It's it's a vegetables you pull it from the ground
type situation here, it's you know. So the trip was
absolutely incredible, loved all of our time in Ireland. We
got to drive around a lot of it. So you guys,
when you were there, you were in.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
We just stayed in Dublin and then we we took
the train out uh to the beach and I cannot
remember the name of the beach.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Gotcha, Okay, So we had did it Sally Difference. So
we got to see a lot of the country gorgeous
like Dublin. Was a lot of fun. Yeah, absolutely, the
rest of the country absolutely stunning countryside, No like stunning
countryside like. Enjoyed driving around there. Some of the roads
are a little uh a little.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Scary, yeah, little little.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Narrow Uh, not a lot of room for error and
the little teev tiny cars that we have, but uh,
it was a lot of fun. Highly recommend if you
ever get a chance to go back to definitely check
out Dingleside.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
So that is where my wife Leanne you've met her
from the front of the pod. That is where her
family lives. Still in Dingle. Yeah, not her parents, but
her cousin.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
I was like, Oh, get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
That's actually why we didn't leave Dublin is because if
we did, we would have to go see her family,
and not that we didn't want to do that, but
it would extend our trip by like a week.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Sure, gorgeous down there. I really enjoyed it, and not
that big either. So I wonder if if at some
point in time Cassie and I passed by Land's family.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Yeah, probably any any that were there were We're us, but.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
No love that again right on the water. They're kind
of reminded me a lot of Seattle in a lot
of ways. JFK huge over there there.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Oh yeah, pictures sure.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Fucking everywhere, which was surprising. I mean it shouldn't be,
but that was a rather entertaining thing where it's like, oh,
there's another picture of JFK. Up, that's the same picture
of JFK just in another place. Up, different picture of
JFK in the same Look. Three pictures of JFK in
this one pub very interesting.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Did you go to the Barack Obama no motorway, motor whatever?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Looked up where it was and it would have been
just way out of the way, and we had, like
the place it would have made the most sense for
us to do it, we had already passed, so it
was like, we're not going to double back just to
see the the Barack Obama statue at like the gas station.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Like apostrophe, right.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
So No, we saw the whatever statue that they have
now closed off to have it be cleaned of for
whatever her name is. But everyone just comes up in like.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Oh, yeah, Molly Malone. Yeah, hell, it is just like
the tits are so shiny.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
It's just like, really, people like this. I don't even
know what she did, but they it's enough that they
made a statue to where And it's like does it matter, woman,
She's just a set of tits.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
It's funny because the Irish is just like, yeah, whatever,
I mean, she's great, but she also had a set
of tits on her.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
And there we go. But that statue apparently just saw
earlier this week that is now close to the public
as they restore it for the next like year. I
guess I don't know what the hell they're doing, but uh,
that's that was something. But no, got to go see
a hurling match yeah in Galway, which that is just
(05:11):
chaos on a pitch. Highly recommend it a lot of fun. Sure,
I got like a little novelty size hurler to bring
back as like a souvenir, and they tried to take
it from me at the airport. Uh, and I'm like,
it's novelty size. I couldn't possibly do any damage with this.
If I hit someone with it, the handle will probably
blake break off. So after some discussion back in the
(05:31):
negotiation with the the Dublin TSA, I guess whatever the
helly calling over there, I was permitted to bring it
on the plane and then stopped.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Off again and then you bashed several skulls in on
the flight.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Loved going to the north. A lot of good times
had in Dry might have been one of my favorite
stops that we had there.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Fucking would you fucking remain here, you fucking loyalist I
Protestant peace the ship.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
No, the people of Dairy are very much not okay
with being under the British rule there.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
They very much would rather be part of not Northern Ireland.
But sure, I digress it. Just you know, we ended
up running into and talking to a lot of Americans
as well as Irish people. Sure.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Yeah, I gave out of go birds every day while
I was there.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Yeah, there was someone that was wearing a Phillies World
Series Champs not this baby ended up talking to a
couple of different American couples. We all gotten We all
just kind of found each other in this pub and
just started chatting up. So that's how I heard about Kimmel,
that everything goes happening with Kimmel.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Sure. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
It was having it related to me by other Americans.
Just very very nice people. The Irish, the Irish generation. Yeah, yeah,
can't can't emphasize it of how awesome Ireland is and was.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
It's great to be in a place where the uh
the like local politics and whatnot are like much lower stakes. Yeah,
not to say that like these people don't have anything
to worry about. Obviously they do, but uh, you know
it's it's they don't have a Trump and they don't
have nukes.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Correct, and it's you know, they would they would always
ask the Irish people that we would talk to, they
would ask they we kind of put up that souff
You're like, oh so like where do you how do
you and of course whatever cass we would be like
do you funk that Guy'd be like okay, good now
we can speak between us.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
We we we were there at a time where we're like,
we're from America.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Sorry, yeah that was Gussie, Like I had to say
every time we were like, we're from America. And just
before you say the thing, please know how fucking embarrassed
I am to say that I'm American right now, Like,
I get it. I know it's not me. You have
to know that is it is, genuinely speaking, a very
(07:55):
very small number of people that are actually in favor
of any of this.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Yeah, it's and and they will never leave the country anyway, right,
And that's what I accept the billionaires, but like like
the the the the rednecks or whatever that that we
uh sometimes lump Trump supporters as like, well they don't
have passports, they'll never.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Leave, right. And I actually even said that because whenever
we'd be talking to ours people like have you met
anyone that's really been They're like, no, we've never met
anyone that's pro And I was like, I think you
have a sorting bias here where it's like those people
don't have any desire to leave America because they're like,
why would ever want to leave America. It's the greatest
place that's ever existed on the planet, So.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
We're the most free.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Yeah, it's it's so I was like, it's probably not
surprising that you don't encounter a lot of pro Trump
people abroad. So that was very nice to hear. We
did run into uh while we were out in Dublin
this we were also there unbeknownst to us, and I
think I told you about this while the Viking Steelers.
(08:58):
So our time in Dublin was spent basically in America
East with the worst exports that we have. And it's
just so if we're already embarrassed about being Americans abroad,
then we're staying in the area that is the.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Most bunch of people from Pittsburgh in here.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
And Minnesota, and it's just like, god fucking damn it.
Like it was a reminder of what we were heading
back to in a lot of ways that it was like, no,
but we were there was time. Now, we were in
another country. We were time and distance away. But you know,
all of that being said, Uh, fantastic place, loved everywhere
(09:37):
we were will hopefully go back at some point, maybe
end up living there someday. That would be fucking lovely,
wouldn't it, Just wouldn't it. Just Indeed, one of the
B and b's that we stayed at, it was apparently
the guy the proprietor of it was cousins with Jamie Kennedy.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Oh yeah, okay, And it was.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Like, dude, but whenever he asked, because there was a
headshot a side headshot of the fucking Jamie Kennedy on
the wall, obviously, Warren's.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
A question, Yeah, what the what the fuck is up
going on?
Speaker 2 (10:11):
It's like, oh, you know, Jamie Kennedy. And then he's like,
of the Jamie Kennedy experiment, and I'm.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Like, great of a project.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Ext the fact that you went with that particular program
as opposed to any of the other things we just saying.
It was like, well, I never I'm aware of that existed,
never actually saw it. But we're a big horror movie,
you know, fans, so we love the screaming. He's like,
oh yeah, I'm cousins with Randy Beeks. Like this is
the strangest fucking thing in the world. Just in Darry
(10:38):
meeting apparently or that guy was just fucking spinning a tail.
But what it's.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Happened, Like why, yeah, why why Kennedy?
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Because it's a low enough stakes that no one's gonna
fucking question it. And like it's not like Jamie Kennedy's
gonna be like, oh, I heard this podcast where someone's like,
my cousin lives in darry and that's not true, Like
you know, exactly sure?
Speaker 3 (10:59):
So I mean Ireland reps. The Kennedy families there, both
John f and Jamie yep. And yeah, so when now
we're both back here in Hell yep.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Oh. The one thing, so we ran into a there
was a competing It was like a Friday night. It
was a competing thirtieth birthday party of all women and
a bachelorette party that the thirtieth birthday party were a
bunch of Brits and the the bachelorette party were Americans.
(11:32):
Uh oh, And they both had a similar cowboy theme.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Why wouldn't they?
Speaker 2 (11:38):
I don't know. But at a certain point time, Cassie
and I see these two competing groups, thinking they were
the same, and then realizing no, they're two different, and
we're kind of making fun of them. And then we
move on to the next bar and then the the
thirtieth birthday party with all the Brits show up and
what they have are like paper like pictures of all
(12:02):
of their different faces, but the ie holes cut out
like on like a popsicle stick type thing, so like
a little mask.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Love that? Love that?
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (12:09):
And it was very creepy. And they were just going
up to people being like, here, put this up to
your face and let me take a picture of you.
And so they did that to Cassie and Cassie just
was like just headed it off. To me. I was like, oh,
She's like, there's no fucking way of doing this. Well,
So I I was a good sport and ended up
talking to the people here and during the course of
(12:33):
the com so we we told that we were from
Seattle and they're like, oh, like fucking Gray's Anatomy. Were like, sure, like.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Where the Seattle is where Gray's Anatomy takes place?
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Yes, it takes place in Seattle, and I'll do you
one better, Vive. So the hospital that Gray's Anatomy that
the Seattle Grace Hospital is modeled after is the University
of Washington Hospital at Harbor.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
View, which is where Cassie works.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
She doesn't work there, but she works in the HR
department that oversees all the medical senses.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
So she used to shoot that like right around the
corner from my old house.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Well, there you go. And apparently in the show where
the helicopter the helipad is, apparently it is not accurate
to where the hospital actually but they are apparently redoing
the helipad so that it will be closer to what
that was. So it's like, oh, now we'll actually be
like the show. And I was like, I really hope,
(13:30):
I really hope that decision wasn't made because someone was like,
what if we made it more like that show everyone
associates us with. But in the course of this conversation,
these women were wrecked out of their fucking mind, if
you can believe it. So we stole some of the
face masks. Yeah, just for no fucking reason other than
(13:50):
like we wanted to steal that ship because I don't know,
they were weird and it was funny. So we've just
got a bunch of random fucking faces. Great, and it's
kind of kind of creepy. And they were all bad
pictures too, so it felt like they hated each other
because it's like they all the picture.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
There is no bachelor party where all of sorry, there's
no bachelorette party where all of the attendants don't all
secretly hate each other.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Correct I I turned my key on that assessment.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
When we were leaving Berlin, it was like, I don't know,
fucking eight in the morning and there was a cowboy
themed bachelorette party, getting like going through security and I
wanted to fucking die.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
And then Iceland second time being there, so very very nice.
So got Iceland is cool? Iceland I knew this from
the first time Cassie and I went, is very expensive,
but Jesus Christ, that place got even more expensively, so expensive,
my god, everything Like it's like a pack of chips
one hundred dollars. It's like, what the fuck? How do
you how do eight cissant?
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Yeah, absolutely bonkers. I think we spent more in like
a day and a half in Iceland than we did
in like a whole week in Ireland.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
I believe that.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Like it's and not even like doing anything extravagant, just
like normal things. Yeah, did you.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Go to that donut place? That that place is really good?
Speaker 2 (15:14):
No, we didn't knock again there. Well, that would have
been good to know. Weren't able to, but did come
back with a couple of tattoos. Ay, So doing the
determined before this trip that I'm gonna do tattoos for
the different countries that I've been to. So since I
(15:34):
was in two different countries, I figured it made sense
to get the representative couple tattoos there.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Yeah, Saudi Arabia, you went to the Riodd Comedy Festival.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
I sure did, and it wasn't controversial at all. Yeah,
and people being like, oh, there's more free speech going
on there than here. I'm like, that's categoric with.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
False shut up, shut up.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
I keep seeing Bill Burr in front of the coffee
shop on my walk and I want to be like,
what's wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Gotta catch those paychecks.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
Man, Yeah, living in LA is expensive.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
So you got it.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
You got an Ireland tattoo and an Iceland tattoo.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
I did, I got. I already showed you the harp tattoo.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
I got harp and then a geyser on your.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Cock yep or a rune my chest there.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
I would be careful about getting runes on your chest
because eventually you'll start to look like peat eggzeth.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
I certainly hope not. I think I'm just it's only
going to be the one.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
So the one. It's the bluetooth symbol.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Correct, that is that's the one that it is now?
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Uh, it is the r that is it is a
that the bluetooth symbol is a rune. It's the like
the dude's initials.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Didn't realize that. Huh yeah, how about that? Yeah yeah,
So uh two down and a bunch more.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
To go, a bunch more countries to go. So tonight
we're going to be viewing and review and loving. Leave
it at Aiculing Law and Order SVU Season eighteen, Why,
Episode one entitled Terrorized Why. But before we do that,
a little trouble not so brief trip to the mail bag.
So first, first from the from the gamel is from
(17:18):
a listener Tony in an email entitle THEO consistency is
key and Tony Wrights. Hey, guys, please thank Peggy an
for me. I don't usually read hockey romance, but I
love a good fish out of water searching for a
wife romance. So I will be adding this to my
tow b red pile out of curiosity what color do
(17:40):
you think or do you guys think orcs are? I
always pictured them green, like the larger, more aggressive cousin
of ogres, although according to the Internet they come in
a variety of colors. Tata for now THEO. So, Matt,
what color let's get fucking racist with it. What color
do we think?
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Are well?
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Going almost solely off of the Orcs from Lord of
the Rings exactly, they seem to vary from a blue
to a green to kind of a brown, like a beige,
right like, none of them like a bird poop white
right like.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
But I have to point out that those were not
technically all orcs.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Some of them were Orchai.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
Most yeah, most of them were Orukai, which are like
mutant orcs, I guess.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
But yeah, I I agree.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
I think that the Orcs are kind of many earth tones,
but not like a like a hunter green situation, like.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Because they're born of the earth, are they not?
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Or is that just the Orcai that were like none
of those like weird like replicating sex in Lord of
the Rings. I don't know. So this because them as
orcs no great and they could just be using it
as a shorthand term for orci. But if there are
then actually a word.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
So so this guy is definitely an orc in Lord
of the Rings and I have I have, I have
a little bit of color blindness, but.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
It's like a light blue white.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Yeah, so I don't think, yeah, I think that's my view,
that's my vision of that is.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
That is literally the guy when I was like, well,
some of them are kind of white, Yeah, it's that guy,
although we could just be because he does have red.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Eyes albino or he does have red eyes. So yeah,
if you if you think those are green, what color
do you think you are? Next up is from listener.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Tashaye entitled Wendy Malick and Tasha Reds. Hey, guys, U,
this is where I get show my age and say,
I remember Wendy Malick from HBO's first sitcom dream On,
where she won multiple Cable Ace Awards.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
To damn sure those things still exist?
Speaker 2 (20:12):
I don't think so if you don't know what award
that is. It was the cable network's equivalent of the Emmys.
Dream On was a great show that I as a
kid had no business watching, language nudity the works, But
then again, screen time and part and controls were non
existent back then. Very true.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Hell yeah, So Wendy Malick for you to remember, because
I'm certain that you don't, is the lady from Just
Shoot Me, who was one of the producers of the
reality show. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, and dream On ran
from nineteen ninety to nineteen ninety six, six seasons, one
hundred and twenty episodes.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
I've heard of that, but I've never seen it.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
Yeah, it's a Kaufman crane. So it's the same people
that did Friends.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Okay, I'm picturing their production. We'll go right now.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
Never never watched it though. Show center on Martin Tupper's
life in an apartment in New York City with his
young son and relating to his ex wife played by
Wendy Aleck Judith tupper Stone.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
How about that anyway, Because it's HBO, it's not streaming anywhere,
which is a shame. Why, But Wendy is a talent
from way back. So Taysha, Tasha, excuse me, PS curious
if Vi've got to see the Jaws Bridge when he
went to Martha's vineyard.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Sure didn't.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
My grandma lives on the island and it's her go
to Did you see Taurus pick that and over there
is where JFK Junior's plane went down. So sad, so sad, amazing.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Thank you, Thank you, Tasha. I did not.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
I was at the whim of the film people that
I was there with, so I couldn't I couldn't go
exploring on my own. Next up is from listener Tony
and an email entitled the oh Classic Thought. Tonya writes,
Hey you guys, I need your help. Please to hey
you guys, I need your help. Please take a poll
(22:08):
to clarify something for me, because I cannot read a
thousand pages of uncertainty. Does the female main character fmc
in Aco Tar A Court of Thorns and Roses have
to choose between two male main characters MMCs or is
she with the same guy from book one through book five?
All I know about Acho Tar I learned from Reddit.
(22:30):
That's all for now. After hearing you guys read my
last email, I realized I need to keep them short
to sound coherent. Tata for now. THEO. So, I have
not read A Court of Thorns and Courts of nouns
and other nouns, but a friend of the show leanne
O'Shea is oursident.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
What book is she on?
Speaker 1 (22:55):
I think she's on the last one. I don't know
if there are last.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Ones published as of now as so I asked her.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
I asked her, does the female main character.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
I didn't say FMC because that's you know, it's pretty
pretty clear have to choose between two male main characters
or she with the same guy from book one through
book five and Leanne the friend of the Podlannochet responds,
she thinks she loves one guy all of book one,
but it turns out this is a spoiler, by the way,
(23:27):
but it turns out she loves another guy and they
get together in book two and stay together through book five.
The first guy is always in love with her and
the guys fight about it.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
It is a.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
Variation on the y A trope of the one girl
has to choose between two guys that are in love
with her. That's probably big spoilers for anyone who has
started the first book. Wop, you can give these people
my Instagram if they want to talk more about it. So,
if you want to talk more about Aco Tar with
my wife, she's on Leano's leanno'she official on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
So yeah, interesting story about Acutar the hotel we were
staying at in Iceland had kind of like a hangout
room that had a bunch of books and and so
at some point in time they had that book. So
Gussie took it off the shelf and just left it
in the room. Yeah, he left it our room so
(24:26):
that people could not read it.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Hell yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
So there you go for the two days that we
were there. Next email is from listener Peggy and it
is entitled Law and Order Fan Experience. Pegan writs, I'm
at Aviv. There's a Law and Order fan experience happening
in NYC this weekend October third through the fifth. Tickets
apparently went on sale September nineteenth, and it's sold out.
She includes a link to tickets that are sold out.
(24:51):
All the best, Peggy in now. I believe this is
a good dovetail into an order.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
If only we had someone on the inside.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Oh wait a second, we do.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
In a segment weate to call judges Chambers. So listener,
Miss Rosemary n y C aka Judge ass Rose a
k A k A k A R man on the
inside gave us a recording of her shoes. She went
(25:24):
to let me try this again. She went to the
Law and Order fan diner experience, and I asked for
recording of her report. So this is our segment, Judges Chambers,
and this is the Rose Rose Report.
Speaker 4 (25:40):
Now, hello listeners, I'm judging ass Rose and this is
Judge's Chambers.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Hell yeah.
Speaker 4 (25:46):
Recently, my Judge Adventures took me to the Dun Dun Diner,
a pop up fan experience in Rockefeller Center in New York, Okay.
As I entered, the employees with Dale stucky levels of
eagerness called me detective about a dozen times. And the
menu offered Finn's French toast Elite egg muffins, Partner Parfe,
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and hot coffee. I suppose they thought bacon or ham
items might invite pig jokes, and they're right, I would
have done that. The space featured various props and costumes
and photos and quotes from the three current shows, and
the original theme music played as Munch would say on
a clockwork or ringy and loop over the speakers. Merch
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items were displayed in the diner's cold case, and the
place mats at the tables featured fun activities like a
word scramble and trivia questions like did Danny Beck and
Stabler actually bang or no, wasn't there. I selected the
French toasticks, which were briefly tasty, but then Luke Hormon
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mostly filled with air, which is an apt metaphor for
the later seasons of SVU. Among the free items I
received were a baseball cap, a mug, a friendship bracelet
reading WOBD, and a handwritten copy of a note from
Dick Wolf himself saying, in part, thank you for your
loyalty over the past twenty five years. It should be
(27:11):
noted the original Law and Order premiered thirty five years
ago in nineteen ninety, but it's now in season twenty
five because it was canceled in twenty ten and that
was brought whatever. So what does one make of the
Dune Dune Diner? Can photo ops, questionable snacks and trademarked
swag items make up for decades of dangerous copaganda, out
(27:32):
of focus shots and a lack of object permanence. It's
hard to say, but personally I like free shit, verdict,
shameless and kind of amusing. I'm Judgey ass Rose with
Judges Chambers. Back to you, Kevin pe Flynn.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
I gonna say I would listen to like that.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
Podcast, like that's gotta be a weekly segment. I'm so sorry,
Why are you not?
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Like?
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Why are we still doing this? And why have we
not just handed this off to Rose? Rose? We're just
gonna foist this podcast on you.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Why did you do that?
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Rose?
Speaker 1 (28:04):
So stupid?
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Rouse, here's really like, here's the pitch though now it
literally costs you nothing but your time because there's no
feast associated now that we're running the ads. You could
just take it willing it.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
This is this is how we got roped into this too.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
So Rose in the company email says, much like the
ninety second recaps, I simply cannot get it under two minutes.
There's so much to be said. Sorry, if the quality
isn't great, Collie is great. I'm not allowed to fully
close my bathroom door or I will be angrily me
out at bye.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Thank you Rose. You're so stupid, Rose. Why did you
do that? Rose?
Speaker 2 (28:38):
In an extended version of what we'd like to call
Judges Chambers, Ye also send us an email.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
So Rose writes, sending this v email so it's not
visible on Blue Ski. I'm looking for a new job
because my current job is rapidly turning evil. Should we
be reading this I so I happen to know where
Rose works, and I agree. I'm looking for a new
job because my current company is rapidly turning evil and
(29:07):
I recently applied for a cool sounding position at a
book company, except they want someone who loves romanticy and
I truly couldn't give a fuck about the genre. I
haven't read Acho Tar or any of those a noun
of noun and other nouns type books. If they want
to hire me or even give me an interview, I'll
start Eddie. Listeners have suggestions on where I should begin.
(29:31):
Lean O'Shea official on Instagram. She'll talk you through Acho
Tar for sure, and.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
The Romance read alg podcast. Yes, a bunch of suggestions
as well.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
Synergy, Synergize, backward overflow. Also, Rose, let me know what
book publisher you applied to. This might be a little late,
but let me know what book publisher you applied to,
because a friend of mine also works in book publishing
in New York City, New York Today. Also, I'm gonna
just message that to her because for no reason for
(30:03):
her to wait and wait a week for that. That Yeah, yeah,
you hear it on the show, or you don't hear
it at all. Also, I'd like to proudly say that
I have not used chet GPT for any resume or
cover letter needs simply because I am too proud and stubborn.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
You're better than I am. I have used it for that.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
If if they're going to use it against me to
screen my resume and cover letter, I'm gonna use it
against them.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
That is my only.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
I would rather suffer through writing them, and I am
indeed suffering. Did you know that cheat GPT sounds like
cat I farted in France and French I did know that. Oh,
and I think Dodd's left because he got a Broadway role,
specifically the leading role in Groundhog Day. Wolf got a
better role. Itis is such a common cause of death
(30:49):
on TV.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Bye that a better role?
Speaker 3 (30:53):
Yeah, I don't know if that was a better role,
I mean, top Bill unless he was playing the fucking cameraman,
the elliot role.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
He was playing.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
Yeah, bye, EPs, high Lily, Please don't use that evil
l l M. Ll M stands for a large language model,
Ah sure, not low level marketing scheme.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
I was about to say he's a multi level anyway.
Next thing that we have is from listener Tony entitled
get Again theo hell yeah, and she writes, has anyone
heard of this book The Company of Vengeful Crows Season
of the Crow?
Speaker 3 (31:28):
That, first of all, fucking no, no one has heard
of that because it isn't because you made it up.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
I learned of it from Tumblr by way of Reddit.
This get worse. Something about the tone of the tumbler
reminded me of Lily Oh no, is that a dig Now.
I will attach a selection of photos that you may
find joy in the casual analysis. Enjoy tata for now.
(31:54):
And she includes these tweets.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
No there, they're they're Tumblr pos.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
Okay, so I would have to I'm gonna I kind
of kind of guess the order here, So I oh, I.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Got I figured out. I figured out.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Okay, So first post, Squidong rites I'm about to buy
and read the Crow plastic romanticy book help and Squadong
also uh uh includes a a screenshot of the of
the of a page of the book, of a couple
(32:32):
of paragraphs of the book.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
And this is the quote.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
This is as close as you'll get to us reading
this fucking smut to you.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
We owe people money.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
We owe people some smut. No no, we we gotta
read some smut.
Speaker 3 (32:44):
Okay, we're not going to give back the money. Hell no, no, no, no, no,
certainly not. You really don't know, do you. She spat
out the hey plucked a sequin from Blake's dress, bit
it and then inhaled its sent Yep, this is plastic
all right. You're a big trouble lady, plastic as outlawed.
What kind of twisted hell dimension had she stumbled into?
(33:06):
But what about spanx huh? Or acrylic nails, me sonnies
or she gaped or me personal joy sparker and the uh.
The comment from Squadong says, welcome to the Fay future,
where you can never use a vibrator again.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
There's so much more. There's like, okay, so much Small
Song also goes on to say I always forgot to
mention our heroin is in her mid to late thirties.
She was married to an asshole X football soccer star
for fifteen years before the apocalypse happened, Amazing dumped her,
and poof, she woke up in a Faye future. Blake
the character is from Perth and definitely low brow. That's
(33:48):
why she got dumped in the first place. Shout out
to the to the notes for introducing me to the
term bogan.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
One of our listeners introduced me to the term bogan.
Bogan is like the auzy version of like redneck.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Got it. Half the Aussies in the notes are like
I know people who talk exactly like that, and half
of them are convinced the author has never met an
Australian in her life. I'm inclined to side with the
first half since the author is Australian.
Speaker 3 (34:19):
So Squadron continues, he recognized her as his quote mate.
She's Australian, so she keeps casually calling him mate as
he gets increasingly flustered. I genuinely cannot tell whether this
book is terrible or brilliant. I have so many questions.
For instance, if his job is to destroy plastic, but
(34:40):
he spends most of his time hunting monsters, does that
mean the monsters are made of plastic? How does that work?
Speaker 2 (34:49):
There's also another comment on here, which I guess is
kind of out of left field, where it just says
Australian seeing something that Australians do in a different part
of the country and declaring that no Australian does That
is in and of its very Australian, which hollows hollows.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
Hallowed Skin replies, Look, if she's in Perth, this may
very well be happening in real life. They do weird
shit over there, that is true, So Perth. I know
this is the city furthest away from any other city
on the planet. Okay, it's just so fucking far away
from everything I've been to Perth It's awesome and so
(35:23):
lastly from kazoos and fanny packs. Zoo's and fanny packs,
says I. Also, I just had a wave of feeling
guilty for participating in the Dangerous crow Boy whose Job
It Is to Destroy Plastic meme, because hey, I'm an author.
How would I feel about it if this was my character?
How does the author feel? Anyway? I googled dangerous crow
(35:47):
Boy whose Job it Is to Destroy Plastic and the
first thing that came that came up was a blog post.
The original author wrote about how she's delighted that her
Dangerous crow Boy whose Job it Is to Destroy plastic
had become a Tumblr meme, and she also answers a
ton of the questions that people have been asking about
(36:08):
the Dangerous crow Boy whose job it is to eat plastic.
He's the hero Tumbler deserves. This is This is from
the author. I think he's the hero Tumbler deserves, not
the one it needs right now. The honor with a
you goes to the juggling lab. This is this is
a wild, wild, fucking wild and that's all. So that
(36:31):
would be all the gameile that's fit to gamel for.
We got something from listener Mike.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
Yeah, so I I really I started reading it and
stopped reading it. Like we've had a couple of people
reach out to what I would be a great guest
on your pod, Like, no, you wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
Proof that you have not listened to the pod. But
Mike writes, Hi, Matthew, your birthday episode wrap up had
me laughing out loud, especially as you puzzled over Oprah's
real name and whether Mike Dodds is ever going to
enjoy his cake. That mix of pop culture, procedural passion,
and those real life side notes totally keeps me tuned
(37:13):
in and links so seamlessly to the real world law
stories that shape people and policy. Speaking of trans this
is fucking chatcheepet, speaking of transformative and sometimes heartbreaking law experience.
I wanted to float Mike Gotto for a future guest spot.
This is from Mike Gotto.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
Yeah, he cites it in the signature block.
Speaker 3 (37:36):
Mike is a former California legislator and now a practicing
attorney with deep expertise and criminal justice, privacy, and policy
for Form. He's also the author of Noir by Necessity,
How My Father's Unsolved murder took Me to Dark Places
A personal I think this might still be the title
of the book, A personal and legal journey that would
(37:58):
resonate with any SVU fan who thinks about crime beyond
the headlines. That story, combined with his leadership and land
this is you, You or Mike with his leadership in
landmark reforms and his humor which shines on his thirty
four thousand strong ex audience, makes him the kind of
guest who can bridge your favorite law and order storytelling
(38:20):
with real insight from inside those worlds. I can easily
see Mike riffing on everything from criminal case strategies to
why procedural justice sometimes collides with family tragedy. That sounds
great to riffle, a subject he knows all too well.
He's regularly on national networks, but your podcast would be
the perfect space for him to dig in into both
(38:42):
legal nuance and the personal side that SVU fans crave.
Thank you for considering. From the team of Mike Gatto,
California State Assemblyman retired.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
So listeners, what was the name of the other guy
that wanted to.
Speaker 3 (39:03):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, And and what we said was all
you have to do is email us one word and
we will have you on the show.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
That's true. So, my god, if you're listening, or if
your chat GPT is listening.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
All you gotta all you gotta do one word?
Speaker 2 (39:21):
What was the fucking guys?
Speaker 3 (39:22):
It was like lou gosh or yeah it was it
was it was something really fucking weird.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
Well we deleted that fucking thing. So that's all the gamail.
Speaker 3 (39:29):
It fits a ga mail and uh, a little a
little trip over to the blue sky.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
In a segment we like to call I just blew myself.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
I'm afraid I just blew myself.
Speaker 5 (39:43):
It's got to be a better way to say that.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
It's gotta be what say, better way of saying that.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
I don't think there is fair enough.
Speaker 3 (39:50):
So so so from Fulberto, Uh, this is this is
from the He included a bleat from the Emmys that
the Penguin won nine Emmys Best Actress, Score, Makeup, Costumes, hairstoning,
sound mixing, sound editing, prosthetic makeup and Visual Effects, and
uh any Fulberto writes, say those two words that make
(40:13):
me laugh, young Penguin. Uh Fulberto goes on to say,
are you telling me? In season seventeen episode twenty one.
That season seventeen episode twenty one has the family ties
Dad and Hot in Cleveland as two Princes, somewhat call
(40:34):
Tomorrow's ex real life Omorrow's ex'es real life X.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
I don't get that because he was the guy that
sang was in Two Princes.
Speaker 3 (40:44):
That's right, Bene Bene not Beny been out that one.
The same from Katie. Katie writes, I've decided I'm gonna
post my favorite quote from each episode this week. It
was quote the loop is only manufactured in Hoboken or whatever.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
For oh, of the pod, not of the podh Oh.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
That's our pod. Yeah, and uh.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
Had context when it's been like a month since we
would record, It's like, wow, I don't remember the context
of that, so it's.
Speaker 3 (41:13):
Sure, yeah, there you go. But Katie has not kept
up with it, so thanks a lot, Katie. Richard Dweck,
who that's his real that's his real name, says, uh,
always correct on the media. I like the paper too.
I was shocked it was good. That was from my
Rubenstein recommends of the paper. Big fan of paper from
(41:35):
Fulberto writes in saying rip my grits because Polly Holliday,
theater star and famous as the tart waitress flow on
Sitcom Alice Tart as in snappy not tart as in
a whoreh dies at eighty eight because Alice's famous uh
sit cop sorry flows famous cash phrase was say it
(41:59):
with me.
Speaker 2 (41:59):
Now, grits, kiss.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
My grits, groom.
Speaker 3 (42:07):
And Fulberto again says this is a quote from Will
Smith on his two thousand and eight film Seven Pounds.
This is regarding why he took the role of I
guess one of the pounds. Will Smith says, Usually with
the films I make, there are ideas that I connect to.
But lately I've been dealing with the bitter sweet in
(42:28):
life because it feels more natural. You don't ever get
it really the way you want in life. That really
fascinates me as an actor. There are certain parts of
a character that you create, and you train yourself to
have those reactions and then it becomes hard to stop
them when the role is over. You have to retrain yourself.
(42:48):
My character in this film is like hot grits. You know,
you can't shake them off, and when you do, it hurts.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
Groom Will, How were you eating grits?
Speaker 1 (43:02):
I think magic grits.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
He has a grits problem and then he just splashes
grits on his face.
Speaker 1 (43:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (43:13):
In continuing with their favorite quote from the episode, I
guess mister Rosemary nyc A k J G. S. Rose
writes in saying, quote, this is this is a back
and forth between the two of us. You said, we
really don't we still really don't know shit about and
I said, fuck that was my man. Super fan Eza
(43:35):
writes in this was so funny, It didn't actually go
on that long, and includes a screenshot of the transcription
of our episode.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
Who was transcribing this?
Speaker 3 (43:50):
It is automatically transcribed, Oh okay, because this is when
we were reading Tony's account of running from a hurricane.
And also Andrew Kunanan, Oh yeah, so quote Meanwhile, the
storm clouds started to roll in and we were desperately
trying to convince my dad that we should get.
Speaker 5 (44:12):
A hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot
hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot
hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot
hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot
hot hot hot hot hot hot hot community washroom, brushing
our teeth.
Speaker 1 (44:33):
And it seems as.
Speaker 3 (44:34):
Though like the automatic transcription just like what completely hal stroke. Yeah,
and so I thought that this was like a ho
door situation, and I got really nervous that that that
I had that made it into the episode, which it did.
Speaker 1 (44:50):
Now, so you'll get the that exact transcription again, or.
Speaker 2 (44:56):
What if it doubles down and it has another freak
out right at that part, like that's your thing that
locks all of.
Speaker 3 (45:00):
It, triple the hote and uh And moving over to
our instant Graham, Miss Rosemary NYC. She gave us the
plans about the Dundun Diner, but she also sent us
a u a an instant Graham from interesting Pedia, which
is a going away cakes made by coworkers for the
(45:21):
last day at work. And she uh, she said in
regards to Dodds's away cake going away cake, and it's
a cake of a cat that says your last day
good YEP.
Speaker 2 (45:36):
For Mike Dodds, it says you're gonna.
Speaker 1 (45:38):
Die, You're gonna die, You're gonna die, You're gonna die.
Here will.
Speaker 3 (45:42):
We will have a new Instagram manager pretty soon. I
think Sarah Prime is gonna take over because Jordan has
gone m I A and so we got to figure
out a way to get Sarah Prime into the Instagram.
That's all the Mabicks fits madback as always can get
at us. We're sv podcast on Blue Sky and Instagram.
If anyone can figure out how to fucking log into
our Instagram, which is the official instagram of how Hot,
(46:07):
How Hot, How hot Hot.
Speaker 2 (46:10):
Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot hot hot hot, you can
take that to the bank. The Blood Bakes editor and
for longer weird a subset us an email special Forewing
Unit gmail dot com.
So how is your how are your travels?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Travels?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
You have a spice bag?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Did not have spice bag?
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Your motherfucker?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
I heard they were overrated. Oh well, okay, is it
just like fish? It's just fried fish.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
No, not even close, no fish at all.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
So spice bag is a chine.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
It's like an Asian drunk street food where they take
all of the leftover tempura. So sometimes chicken, veggies whatever.
I suppose it could be fish, but it's not like
a fish and chips fish. When I had it was
chicken and veggies and uh. They throw it in a
bag with fries with chips and uh and like curry
(01:01):
spice and then they shake it up and they give
it to you.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Hmmm, it's delicious.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
So what observation I will have about Irish cuisine? They uh,
they fucking love fried food.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Yes they do.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
A lot of things are fried and which is fine,
but that's after a couple after a couple of days,
you're just like, it's so heavy and fucking fry. And
it's not that it's bad, it's delicious heavy, it's just
it's a lot.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Uh, there's a lot of vegetables there.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
We have potatoes.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
That's a more of a that's more of a starch.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
It's it's a vegetables you pull it from the ground
type situation here, it's you know. So the trip was
absolutely incredible, loved all of our time in Ireland. We
got to drive around a lot of it. So you guys,
when you were there, you were in.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
We just stayed in Dublin and then we we took
the train out uh to the beach and I cannot
remember the name of the beach.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Gotcha, Okay, So we had did it Sally Difference. So
we got to see a lot of the country gorgeous
like Dublin. Was a lot of fun. Yeah, absolutely, the
rest of the country absolutely stunning countryside, No like stunning
countryside like. Enjoyed driving around there. Some of the roads
are a little uh a little.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Scary, yeah, little little.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Narrow Uh, not a lot of room for error and
the little teev tiny cars that we have, but uh,
it was a lot of fun. Highly recommend if you
ever get a chance to go back to definitely check
out Dingleside.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
So that is where my wife Leanne you've met her
from the front of the pod. That is where her
family lives. Still in Dingle. Yeah, not her parents, but
her cousin.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
I was like, Oh, get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
That's actually why we didn't leave Dublin is because if
we did, we would have to go see her family,
and not that we didn't want to do that, but
it would extend our trip by like a week.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Sure, gorgeous down there. I really enjoyed it, and not
that big either. So I wonder if if at some
point in time Cassie and I passed by Land's family.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Yeah, probably any any that were there were We're us, but.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
No love that again right on the water. They're kind
of reminded me a lot of Seattle in a lot
of ways. JFK huge over there there.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Oh yeah, pictures sure.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Fucking everywhere, which was surprising. I mean it shouldn't be,
but that was a rather entertaining thing where it's like, oh,
there's another picture of JFK. Up, that's the same picture
of JFK just in another place. Up, different picture of
JFK in the same Look. Three pictures of JFK in
this one pub very interesting.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Did you go to the Barack Obama no motorway, motor whatever?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Looked up where it was and it would have been
just way out of the way, and we had, like
the place it would have made the most sense for
us to do it, we had already passed, so it
was like, we're not going to double back just to
see the the Barack Obama statue at like the gas station.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Like apostrophe, right.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
So No, we saw the whatever statue that they have
now closed off to have it be cleaned of for
whatever her name is. But everyone just comes up in like.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Oh, yeah, Molly Malone. Yeah, hell, it is just like
the tits are so shiny.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
It's just like, really, people like this. I don't even
know what she did, but they it's enough that they
made a statue to where And it's like does it matter, woman,
She's just a set of tits.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
It's funny because the Irish is just like, yeah, whatever,
I mean, she's great, but she also had a set
of tits on her.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
And there we go. But that statue apparently just saw
earlier this week that is now close to the public
as they restore it for the next like year. I
guess I don't know what the hell they're doing, but uh,
that's that was something. But no, got to go see
a hurling match yeah in Galway, which that is just
(05:11):
chaos on a pitch. Highly recommend it a lot of fun. Sure,
I got like a little novelty size hurler to bring
back as like a souvenir, and they tried to take
it from me at the airport. Uh, and I'm like,
it's novelty size. I couldn't possibly do any damage with this.
If I hit someone with it, the handle will probably
blake break off. So after some discussion back in the
(05:31):
negotiation with the the Dublin TSA, I guess whatever the
helly calling over there, I was permitted to bring it
on the plane and then stopped.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Off again and then you bashed several skulls in on
the flight.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Loved going to the north. A lot of good times
had in Dry might have been one of my favorite
stops that we had there.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Fucking would you fucking remain here, you fucking loyalist I
Protestant peace the ship.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
No, the people of Dairy are very much not okay
with being under the British rule there.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
They very much would rather be part of not Northern Ireland.
But sure, I digress it. Just you know, we ended
up running into and talking to a lot of Americans
as well as Irish people. Sure.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Yeah, I gave out of go birds every day while
I was there.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Yeah, there was someone that was wearing a Phillies World
Series Champs not this baby ended up talking to a
couple of different American couples. We all gotten We all
just kind of found each other in this pub and
just started chatting up. So that's how I heard about Kimmel,
that everything goes happening with Kimmel.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Sure. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
It was having it related to me by other Americans.
Just very very nice people. The Irish, the Irish generation. Yeah, yeah,
can't can't emphasize it of how awesome Ireland is and was.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
It's great to be in a place where the uh
the like local politics and whatnot are like much lower stakes. Yeah,
not to say that like these people don't have anything
to worry about. Obviously they do, but uh, you know
it's it's they don't have a Trump and they don't
have nukes.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Correct, and it's you know, they would they would always
ask the Irish people that we would talk to, they
would ask they we kind of put up that souff
You're like, oh so like where do you how do
you and of course whatever cass we would be like
do you funk that Guy'd be like okay, good now
we can speak between us.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
We we we were there at a time where we're like,
we're from America.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Sorry, yeah that was Gussie, Like I had to say
every time we were like, we're from America. And just
before you say the thing, please know how fucking embarrassed
I am to say that I'm American right now, Like,
I get it. I know it's not me. You have
to know that is it is, genuinely speaking, a very
(07:55):
very small number of people that are actually in favor
of any of this.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Yeah, it's and and they will never leave the country anyway, right,
And that's what I accept the billionaires, but like like
the the the the rednecks or whatever that that we
uh sometimes lump Trump supporters as like, well they don't
have passports, they'll never.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Leave, right. And I actually even said that because whenever
we'd be talking to ours people like have you met
anyone that's really been They're like, no, we've never met
anyone that's pro And I was like, I think you
have a sorting bias here where it's like those people
don't have any desire to leave America because they're like,
why would ever want to leave America. It's the greatest
place that's ever existed on the planet, So.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
We're the most free.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Yeah, it's it's so I was like, it's probably not
surprising that you don't encounter a lot of pro Trump
people abroad. So that was very nice to hear. We
did run into uh while we were out in Dublin
this we were also there unbeknownst to us, and I
think I told you about this while the Viking Steelers.
(08:58):
So our time in Dublin was spent basically in America
East with the worst exports that we have. And it's
just so if we're already embarrassed about being Americans abroad,
then we're staying in the area that is the.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Most bunch of people from Pittsburgh in here.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
And Minnesota, and it's just like, god fucking damn it.
Like it was a reminder of what we were heading
back to in a lot of ways that it was like, no,
but we were there was time. Now, we were in
another country. We were time and distance away. But you know,
all of that being said, Uh, fantastic place, loved everywhere
(09:37):
we were will hopefully go back at some point, maybe
end up living there someday. That would be fucking lovely,
wouldn't it, Just wouldn't it. Just Indeed, one of the
B and b's that we stayed at, it was apparently
the guy the proprietor of it was cousins with Jamie Kennedy.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Oh yeah, okay, And it was.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Like, dude, but whenever he asked, because there was a
headshot a side headshot of the fucking Jamie Kennedy on
the wall, obviously, Warren's.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
A question, Yeah, what the what the fuck is up
going on?
Speaker 2 (10:11):
It's like, oh, you know, Jamie Kennedy. And then he's like,
of the Jamie Kennedy experiment, and I'm.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Like, great of a project.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Ext the fact that you went with that particular program
as opposed to any of the other things we just saying.
It was like, well, I never I'm aware of that existed,
never actually saw it. But we're a big horror movie,
you know, fans, so we love the screaming. He's like,
oh yeah, I'm cousins with Randy Beeks. Like this is
the strangest fucking thing in the world. Just in Darry
(10:38):
meeting apparently or that guy was just fucking spinning a tail.
But what it's.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Happened, Like why, yeah, why why Kennedy?
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Because it's a low enough stakes that no one's gonna
fucking question it. And like it's not like Jamie Kennedy's
gonna be like, oh, I heard this podcast where someone's like,
my cousin lives in darry and that's not true, Like
you know, exactly sure?
Speaker 3 (10:59):
So I mean Ireland reps. The Kennedy families there, both
John f and Jamie yep. And yeah, so when now
we're both back here in Hell yep.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Oh. The one thing, so we ran into a there
was a competing It was like a Friday night. It
was a competing thirtieth birthday party of all women and
a bachelorette party that the thirtieth birthday party were a
bunch of Brits and the the bachelorette party were Americans.
(11:32):
Uh oh, And they both had a similar cowboy theme.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Why wouldn't they?
Speaker 2 (11:38):
I don't know. But at a certain point time, Cassie
and I see these two competing groups, thinking they were
the same, and then realizing no, they're two different, and
we're kind of making fun of them. And then we
move on to the next bar and then the the
thirtieth birthday party with all the Brits show up and
what they have are like paper like pictures of all
(12:02):
of their different faces, but the ie holes cut out
like on like a popsicle stick type thing, so like
a little mask.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Love that? Love that?
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (12:09):
And it was very creepy. And they were just going
up to people being like, here, put this up to
your face and let me take a picture of you.
And so they did that to Cassie and Cassie just
was like just headed it off. To me. I was like, oh,
She's like, there's no fucking way of doing this. Well,
So I I was a good sport and ended up
talking to the people here and during the course of
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the com so we we told that we were from
Seattle and they're like, oh, like fucking Gray's Anatomy. Were like, sure, like.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Where the Seattle is where Gray's Anatomy takes place?
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Yes, it takes place in Seattle, and I'll do you
one better, Vive. So the hospital that Gray's Anatomy that
the Seattle Grace Hospital is modeled after is the University
of Washington Hospital at Harbor.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
View, which is where Cassie works.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
She doesn't work there, but she works in the HR
department that oversees all the medical senses.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
So she used to shoot that like right around the
corner from my old house.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Well, there you go. And apparently in the show where
the helicopter the helipad is, apparently it is not accurate
to where the hospital actually but they are apparently redoing
the helipad so that it will be closer to what
that was. So it's like, oh, now we'll actually be
like the show. And I was like, I really hope,
(13:30):
I really hope that decision wasn't made because someone was like,
what if we made it more like that show everyone
associates us with. But in the course of this conversation,
these women were wrecked out of their fucking mind, if
you can believe it. So we stole some of the
face masks. Yeah, just for no fucking reason other than
(13:50):
like we wanted to steal that ship because I don't know,
they were weird and it was funny. So we've just
got a bunch of random fucking faces. Great, and it's
kind of kind of creepy. And they were all bad
pictures too, so it felt like they hated each other
because it's like they all the picture.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
There is no bachelor party where all of sorry, there's
no bachelorette party where all of the attendants don't all
secretly hate each other.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Correct I I turned my key on that assessment.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
When we were leaving Berlin, it was like, I don't know,
fucking eight in the morning and there was a cowboy
themed bachelorette party, getting like going through security and I
wanted to fucking die.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
And then Iceland second time being there, so very very nice.
So got Iceland is cool? Iceland I knew this from
the first time Cassie and I went, is very expensive,
but Jesus Christ, that place got even more expensively, so expensive,
my god, everything Like it's like a pack of chips
one hundred dollars. It's like, what the fuck? How do
you how do eight cissant?
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Yeah, absolutely bonkers. I think we spent more in like
a day and a half in Iceland than we did
in like a whole week in Ireland.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
I believe that.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Like it's and not even like doing anything extravagant, just
like normal things. Yeah, did you.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Go to that donut place? That that place is really good?
Speaker 2 (15:14):
No, we didn't knock again there. Well, that would have
been good to know. Weren't able to, but did come
back with a couple of tattoos. Ay, So doing the
determined before this trip that I'm gonna do tattoos for
the different countries that I've been to. So since I
(15:34):
was in two different countries, I figured it made sense
to get the representative couple tattoos there.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Yeah, Saudi Arabia, you went to the Riodd Comedy Festival.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
I sure did, and it wasn't controversial at all. Yeah,
and people being like, oh, there's more free speech going
on there than here. I'm like, that's categoric with.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
False shut up, shut up.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
I keep seeing Bill Burr in front of the coffee
shop on my walk and I want to be like,
what's wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Gotta catch those paychecks.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
Man, Yeah, living in LA is expensive.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
So you got it.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
You got an Ireland tattoo and an Iceland tattoo.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
I did, I got. I already showed you the harp tattoo.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
I got harp and then a geyser on your.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Cock yep or a rune my chest there.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
I would be careful about getting runes on your chest
because eventually you'll start to look like peat eggzeth.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
I certainly hope not. I think I'm just it's only
going to be the one.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
So the one. It's the bluetooth symbol.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Correct, that is that's the one that it is now?
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Uh, it is the r that is it is a
that the bluetooth symbol is a rune. It's the like
the dude's initials.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Didn't realize that. Huh yeah, how about that? Yeah yeah,
So uh two down and a bunch more.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
To go, a bunch more countries to go. So tonight
we're going to be viewing and review and loving. Leave
it at Aiculing Law and Order SVU Season eighteen, Why,
Episode one entitled Terrorized Why. But before we do that,
a little trouble not so brief trip to the mail bag.
So first, first from the from the gamel is from
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a listener Tony in an email entitle THEO consistency is
key and Tony Wrights. Hey, guys, please thank Peggy an
for me. I don't usually read hockey romance, but I
love a good fish out of water searching for a
wife romance. So I will be adding this to my
tow b red pile out of curiosity what color do
(17:40):
you think or do you guys think orcs are? I
always pictured them green, like the larger, more aggressive cousin
of ogres, although according to the Internet they come in
a variety of colors. Tata for now THEO. So, Matt,
what color let's get fucking racist with it. What color
do we think?
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Are well?
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Going almost solely off of the Orcs from Lord of
the Rings exactly, they seem to vary from a blue
to a green to kind of a brown, like a beige,
right like, none of them like a bird poop white
right like.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
But I have to point out that those were not
technically all orcs.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Some of them were Orchai.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
Most yeah, most of them were Orukai, which are like
mutant orcs, I guess.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
But yeah, I I agree.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
I think that the Orcs are kind of many earth tones,
but not like a like a hunter green situation, like.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Because they're born of the earth, are they not?
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Or is that just the Orcai that were like none
of those like weird like replicating sex in Lord of
the Rings. I don't know. So this because them as
orcs no great and they could just be using it
as a shorthand term for orci. But if there are
then actually a word.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
So so this guy is definitely an orc in Lord
of the Rings and I have I have, I have
a little bit of color blindness, but.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
It's like a light blue white.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Yeah, so I don't think, yeah, I think that's my view,
that's my vision of that is.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
That is literally the guy when I was like, well,
some of them are kind of white, Yeah, it's that guy,
although we could just be because he does have red.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Eyes albino or he does have red eyes. So yeah,
if you if you think those are green, what color
do you think you are? Next up is from listener.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Tashaye entitled Wendy Malick and Tasha Reds. Hey, guys, U,
this is where I get show my age and say,
I remember Wendy Malick from HBO's first sitcom dream On,
where she won multiple Cable Ace Awards.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
To damn sure those things still exist?
Speaker 2 (20:12):
I don't think so if you don't know what award
that is. It was the cable network's equivalent of the Emmys.
Dream On was a great show that I as a
kid had no business watching, language nudity the works, But
then again, screen time and part and controls were non
existent back then. Very true.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Hell yeah, So Wendy Malick for you to remember, because
I'm certain that you don't, is the lady from Just
Shoot Me, who was one of the producers of the
reality show. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, and dream On ran
from nineteen ninety to nineteen ninety six, six seasons, one
hundred and twenty episodes.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
I've heard of that, but I've never seen it.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
Yeah, it's a Kaufman crane. So it's the same people
that did Friends.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Okay, I'm picturing their production. We'll go right now.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
Never never watched it though. Show center on Martin Tupper's
life in an apartment in New York City with his
young son and relating to his ex wife played by
Wendy Aleck Judith tupper Stone.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
How about that anyway, Because it's HBO, it's not streaming anywhere,
which is a shame. Why, But Wendy is a talent
from way back. So Taysha, Tasha, excuse me, PS curious
if Vi've got to see the Jaws Bridge when he
went to Martha's vineyard.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Sure didn't.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
My grandma lives on the island and it's her go
to Did you see Taurus pick that and over there
is where JFK Junior's plane went down. So sad, so sad, amazing.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Thank you, Thank you, Tasha. I did not.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
I was at the whim of the film people that
I was there with, so I couldn't I couldn't go
exploring on my own. Next up is from listener Tony
and an email entitled the oh Classic Thought. Tonya writes,
Hey you guys, I need your help. Please to hey
you guys, I need your help. Please take a poll
(22:08):
to clarify something for me, because I cannot read a
thousand pages of uncertainty. Does the female main character fmc
in Aco Tar A Court of Thorns and Roses have
to choose between two male main characters MMCs or is
she with the same guy from book one through book five?
All I know about Acho Tar I learned from Reddit.
(22:30):
That's all for now. After hearing you guys read my
last email, I realized I need to keep them short
to sound coherent. Tata for now. THEO. So, I have
not read A Court of Thorns and Courts of nouns
and other nouns, but a friend of the show leanne
O'Shea is oursident.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
What book is she on?
Speaker 1 (22:55):
I think she's on the last one. I don't know
if there are last.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Ones published as of now as so I asked her.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
I asked her, does the female main character.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
I didn't say FMC because that's you know, it's pretty
pretty clear have to choose between two male main characters
or she with the same guy from book one through
book five and Leanne the friend of the Podlannochet responds,
she thinks she loves one guy all of book one,
but it turns out this is a spoiler, by the way,
(23:27):
but it turns out she loves another guy and they
get together in book two and stay together through book five.
The first guy is always in love with her and
the guys fight about it.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
It is a.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
Variation on the y A trope of the one girl
has to choose between two guys that are in love
with her. That's probably big spoilers for anyone who has
started the first book. Wop, you can give these people
my Instagram if they want to talk more about it. So,
if you want to talk more about Aco Tar with
my wife, she's on Leano's leanno'she official on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
So yeah, interesting story about Acutar the hotel we were
staying at in Iceland had kind of like a hangout
room that had a bunch of books and and so
at some point in time they had that book. So
Gussie took it off the shelf and just left it
in the room. Yeah, he left it our room so
(24:26):
that people could not read it.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Hell yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
So there you go for the two days that we
were there. Next email is from listener Peggy and it
is entitled Law and Order Fan Experience. Pegan writs, I'm
at Aviv. There's a Law and Order fan experience happening
in NYC this weekend October third through the fifth. Tickets
apparently went on sale September nineteenth, and it's sold out.
She includes a link to tickets that are sold out.
(24:51):
All the best, Peggy in now. I believe this is
a good dovetail into an order.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
If only we had someone on the inside.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Oh wait a second, we do.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
In a segment weate to call judges Chambers. So listener,
Miss Rosemary n y C aka Judge ass Rose a
k A k A k A R man on the
inside gave us a recording of her shoes. She went
(25:24):
to let me try this again. She went to the
Law and Order fan diner experience, and I asked for
recording of her report. So this is our segment, Judges Chambers,
and this is the Rose Rose Report.
Speaker 4 (25:40):
Now, hello listeners, I'm judging ass Rose and this is
Judge's Chambers.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Hell yeah.
Speaker 4 (25:46):
Recently, my Judge Adventures took me to the Dun Dun Diner,
a pop up fan experience in Rockefeller Center in New York, Okay.
As I entered, the employees with Dale stucky levels of
eagerness called me detective about a dozen times. And the
menu offered Finn's French toast Elite egg muffins, Partner Parfe,
(26:08):
and hot coffee. I suppose they thought bacon or ham
items might invite pig jokes, and they're right, I would
have done that. The space featured various props and costumes
and photos and quotes from the three current shows, and
the original theme music played as Munch would say on
a clockwork or ringy and loop over the speakers. Merch
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items were displayed in the diner's cold case, and the
place mats at the tables featured fun activities like a
word scramble and trivia questions like did Danny Beck and
Stabler actually bang or no, wasn't there. I selected the
French toasticks, which were briefly tasty, but then Luke Hormon
(26:49):
mostly filled with air, which is an apt metaphor for
the later seasons of SVU. Among the free items I
received were a baseball cap, a mug, a friendship bracelet
reading WOBD, and a handwritten copy of a note from
Dick Wolf himself saying, in part, thank you for your
loyalty over the past twenty five years. It should be
(27:11):
noted the original Law and Order premiered thirty five years
ago in nineteen ninety, but it's now in season twenty
five because it was canceled in twenty ten and that
was brought whatever. So what does one make of the
Dune Dune Diner? Can photo ops, questionable snacks and trademarked
swag items make up for decades of dangerous copaganda, out
(27:32):
of focus shots and a lack of object permanence. It's
hard to say, but personally I like free shit, verdict,
shameless and kind of amusing. I'm Judgey ass Rose with
Judges Chambers. Back to you, Kevin pe Flynn.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
I gonna say I would listen to like that.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
Podcast, like that's gotta be a weekly segment. I'm so sorry,
Why are you not?
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Like?
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Why are we still doing this? And why have we
not just handed this off to Rose? Rose? We're just
gonna foist this podcast on you.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Why did you do that?
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Rose?
Speaker 1 (28:04):
So stupid?
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Rouse, here's really like, here's the pitch though now it
literally costs you nothing but your time because there's no
feast associated now that we're running the ads. You could
just take it willing it.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
This is this is how we got roped into this too.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
So Rose in the company email says, much like the
ninety second recaps, I simply cannot get it under two minutes.
There's so much to be said. Sorry, if the quality
isn't great, Collie is great. I'm not allowed to fully
close my bathroom door or I will be angrily me
out at bye.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Thank you Rose. You're so stupid, Rose. Why did you
do that? Rose?
Speaker 2 (28:38):
In an extended version of what we'd like to call
Judges Chambers, Ye also send us an email.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
So Rose writes, sending this v email so it's not
visible on Blue Ski. I'm looking for a new job
because my current job is rapidly turning evil. Should we
be reading this I so I happen to know where
Rose works, and I agree. I'm looking for a new
job because my current company is rapidly turning evil and
(29:07):
I recently applied for a cool sounding position at a
book company, except they want someone who loves romanticy and
I truly couldn't give a fuck about the genre. I
haven't read Acho Tar or any of those a noun
of noun and other nouns type books. If they want
to hire me or even give me an interview, I'll
start Eddie. Listeners have suggestions on where I should begin.
(29:31):
Lean O'Shea official on Instagram. She'll talk you through Acho
Tar for sure, and.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
The Romance read alg podcast. Yes, a bunch of suggestions
as well.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
Synergy, Synergize, backward overflow. Also, Rose, let me know what
book publisher you applied to. This might be a little late,
but let me know what book publisher you applied to,
because a friend of mine also works in book publishing
in New York City, New York Today. Also, I'm gonna
just message that to her because for no reason for
(30:03):
her to wait and wait a week for that. That Yeah, yeah,
you hear it on the show, or you don't hear
it at all. Also, I'd like to proudly say that
I have not used chet GPT for any resume or
cover letter needs simply because I am too proud and stubborn.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
You're better than I am. I have used it for that.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
If if they're going to use it against me to
screen my resume and cover letter, I'm gonna use it
against them.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
That is my only.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
I would rather suffer through writing them, and I am
indeed suffering. Did you know that cheat GPT sounds like
cat I farted in France and French I did know that. Oh,
and I think Dodd's left because he got a Broadway role,
specifically the leading role in Groundhog Day. Wolf got a
better role. Itis is such a common cause of death
(30:49):
on TV.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Bye that a better role?
Speaker 3 (30:53):
Yeah, I don't know if that was a better role,
I mean, top Bill unless he was playing the fucking cameraman,
the elliot role.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
He was playing.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
Yeah, bye, EPs, high Lily, Please don't use that evil
l l M. Ll M stands for a large language model,
Ah sure, not low level marketing scheme.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
I was about to say he's a multi level anyway.
Next thing that we have is from listener Tony entitled
get Again theo hell yeah, and she writes, has anyone
heard of this book The Company of Vengeful Crows Season
of the Crow?
Speaker 3 (31:28):
That, first of all, fucking no, no one has heard
of that because it isn't because you made it up.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
I learned of it from Tumblr by way of Reddit.
This get worse. Something about the tone of the tumbler
reminded me of Lily Oh no, is that a dig Now.
I will attach a selection of photos that you may
find joy in the casual analysis. Enjoy tata for now.
(31:54):
And she includes these tweets.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
No there, they're they're Tumblr pos.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
Okay, so I would have to I'm gonna I kind
of kind of guess the order here, So I oh, I.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Got I figured out. I figured out.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Okay, So first post, Squidong rites I'm about to buy
and read the Crow plastic romanticy book help and Squadong
also uh uh includes a a screenshot of the of
the of a page of the book, of a couple
(32:32):
of paragraphs of the book.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
And this is the quote.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
This is as close as you'll get to us reading
this fucking smut to you.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
We owe people money.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
We owe people some smut. No no, we we gotta
read some smut.
Speaker 3 (32:44):
Okay, we're not going to give back the money. Hell no, no, no, no, no,
certainly not. You really don't know, do you. She spat
out the hey plucked a sequin from Blake's dress, bit
it and then inhaled its sent Yep, this is plastic
all right. You're a big trouble lady, plastic as outlawed.
What kind of twisted hell dimension had she stumbled into?
(33:06):
But what about spanx huh? Or acrylic nails, me sonnies
or she gaped or me personal joy sparker and the uh.
The comment from Squadong says, welcome to the Fay future,
where you can never use a vibrator again.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
There's so much more. There's like, okay, so much Small
Song also goes on to say I always forgot to
mention our heroin is in her mid to late thirties.
She was married to an asshole X football soccer star
for fifteen years before the apocalypse happened, Amazing dumped her,
and poof, she woke up in a Faye future. Blake
the character is from Perth and definitely low brow. That's
(33:48):
why she got dumped in the first place. Shout out
to the to the notes for introducing me to the
term bogan.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
One of our listeners introduced me to the term bogan.
Bogan is like the auzy version of like redneck.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Got it. Half the Aussies in the notes are like
I know people who talk exactly like that, and half
of them are convinced the author has never met an
Australian in her life. I'm inclined to side with the
first half since the author is Australian.
Speaker 3 (34:19):
So Squadron continues, he recognized her as his quote mate.
She's Australian, so she keeps casually calling him mate as
he gets increasingly flustered. I genuinely cannot tell whether this
book is terrible or brilliant. I have so many questions.
For instance, if his job is to destroy plastic, but
(34:40):
he spends most of his time hunting monsters, does that
mean the monsters are made of plastic? How does that work?
Speaker 2 (34:49):
There's also another comment on here, which I guess is
kind of out of left field, where it just says
Australian seeing something that Australians do in a different part
of the country and declaring that no Australian does That
is in and of its very Australian, which hollows hollows.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
Hallowed Skin replies, Look, if she's in Perth, this may
very well be happening in real life. They do weird
shit over there, that is true, So Perth. I know
this is the city furthest away from any other city
on the planet. Okay, it's just so fucking far away
from everything I've been to Perth It's awesome and so
(35:23):
lastly from kazoos and fanny packs. Zoo's and fanny packs,
says I. Also, I just had a wave of feeling
guilty for participating in the Dangerous crow Boy whose Job
It Is to Destroy Plastic meme, because hey, I'm an author.
How would I feel about it if this was my character?
How does the author feel? Anyway? I googled dangerous crow
(35:47):
Boy whose Job it Is to Destroy Plastic and the
first thing that came that came up was a blog post.
The original author wrote about how she's delighted that her
Dangerous crow Boy whose Job it Is to Destroy plastic
had become a Tumblr meme, and she also answers a
ton of the questions that people have been asking about
(36:08):
the Dangerous crow Boy whose job it is to eat plastic.
He's the hero Tumbler deserves. This is This is from
the author. I think he's the hero Tumbler deserves, not
the one it needs right now. The honor with a
you goes to the juggling lab. This is this is
a wild, wild, fucking wild and that's all. So that
(36:31):
would be all the gameile that's fit to gamel for.
We got something from listener Mike.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
Yeah, so I I really I started reading it and
stopped reading it. Like we've had a couple of people
reach out to what I would be a great guest
on your pod, Like, no, you wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
Proof that you have not listened to the pod. But
Mike writes, Hi, Matthew, your birthday episode wrap up had
me laughing out loud, especially as you puzzled over Oprah's
real name and whether Mike Dodds is ever going to
enjoy his cake. That mix of pop culture, procedural passion,
and those real life side notes totally keeps me tuned
(37:13):
in and links so seamlessly to the real world law
stories that shape people and policy. Speaking of trans this
is fucking chatcheepet, speaking of transformative and sometimes heartbreaking law experience.
I wanted to float Mike Gotto for a future guest spot.
This is from Mike Gotto.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
Yeah, he cites it in the signature block.
Speaker 3 (37:36):
Mike is a former California legislator and now a practicing
attorney with deep expertise and criminal justice, privacy, and policy
for Form. He's also the author of Noir by Necessity,
How My Father's Unsolved murder took Me to Dark Places
A personal I think this might still be the title
of the book, A personal and legal journey that would
(37:58):
resonate with any SVU fan who thinks about crime beyond
the headlines. That story, combined with his leadership and land
this is you, You or Mike with his leadership in
landmark reforms and his humor which shines on his thirty
four thousand strong ex audience, makes him the kind of
guest who can bridge your favorite law and order storytelling
(38:20):
with real insight from inside those worlds. I can easily
see Mike riffing on everything from criminal case strategies to
why procedural justice sometimes collides with family tragedy. That sounds
great to riffle, a subject he knows all too well.
He's regularly on national networks, but your podcast would be
the perfect space for him to dig in into both
(38:42):
legal nuance and the personal side that SVU fans crave.
Thank you for considering. From the team of Mike Gatto,
California State Assemblyman retired.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
So listeners, what was the name of the other guy
that wanted to.
Speaker 3 (39:03):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, And and what we said was all
you have to do is email us one word and
we will have you on the show.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
That's true. So, my god, if you're listening, or if
your chat GPT is listening.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
All you gotta all you gotta do one word?
Speaker 2 (39:21):
What was the fucking guys?
Speaker 3 (39:22):
It was like lou gosh or yeah it was it
was it was something really fucking weird.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
Well we deleted that fucking thing. So that's all the gamail.
Speaker 3 (39:29):
It fits a ga mail and uh, a little a
little trip over to the blue sky.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
In a segment we like to call I just blew myself.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
I'm afraid I just blew myself.
Speaker 5 (39:43):
It's got to be a better way to say that.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
It's gotta be what say, better way of saying that.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
I don't think there is fair enough.
Speaker 3 (39:50):
So so so from Fulberto, Uh, this is this is
from the He included a bleat from the Emmys that
the Penguin won nine Emmys Best Actress, Score, Makeup, Costumes, hairstoning,
sound mixing, sound editing, prosthetic makeup and Visual Effects, and
uh any Fulberto writes, say those two words that make
(40:13):
me laugh, young Penguin. Uh Fulberto goes on to say,
are you telling me? In season seventeen episode twenty one.
That season seventeen episode twenty one has the family ties
Dad and Hot in Cleveland as two Princes, somewhat call
(40:34):
Tomorrow's ex real life Omorrow's ex'es real life X.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
I don't get that because he was the guy that
sang was in Two Princes.
Speaker 3 (40:44):
That's right, Bene Bene not Beny been out that one.
The same from Katie. Katie writes, I've decided I'm gonna
post my favorite quote from each episode this week. It
was quote the loop is only manufactured in Hoboken or whatever.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
For oh, of the pod, not of the podh Oh.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
That's our pod. Yeah, and uh.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
Had context when it's been like a month since we
would record, It's like, wow, I don't remember the context
of that, so it's.
Speaker 3 (41:13):
Sure, yeah, there you go. But Katie has not kept
up with it, so thanks a lot, Katie. Richard Dweck,
who that's his real that's his real name, says, uh,
always correct on the media. I like the paper too.
I was shocked it was good. That was from my
Rubenstein recommends of the paper. Big fan of paper from
(41:35):
Fulberto writes in saying rip my grits because Polly Holliday,
theater star and famous as the tart waitress flow on
Sitcom Alice Tart as in snappy not tart as in
a whoreh dies at eighty eight because Alice's famous uh
sit cop sorry flows famous cash phrase was say it
(41:59):
with me.
Speaker 2 (41:59):
Now, grits, kiss.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
My grits, groom.
Speaker 3 (42:07):
And Fulberto again says this is a quote from Will
Smith on his two thousand and eight film Seven Pounds.
This is regarding why he took the role of I
guess one of the pounds. Will Smith says, Usually with
the films I make, there are ideas that I connect to.
But lately I've been dealing with the bitter sweet in
(42:28):
life because it feels more natural. You don't ever get
it really the way you want in life. That really
fascinates me as an actor. There are certain parts of
a character that you create, and you train yourself to
have those reactions and then it becomes hard to stop
them when the role is over. You have to retrain yourself.
(42:48):
My character in this film is like hot grits. You know,
you can't shake them off, and when you do, it hurts.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
Groom Will, How were you eating grits?
Speaker 1 (43:02):
I think magic grits.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
He has a grits problem and then he just splashes
grits on his face.
Speaker 1 (43:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (43:13):
In continuing with their favorite quote from the episode, I
guess mister Rosemary nyc A k J G. S. Rose
writes in saying, quote, this is this is a back
and forth between the two of us. You said, we
really don't we still really don't know shit about and
I said, fuck that was my man. Super fan Eza
(43:35):
writes in this was so funny, It didn't actually go
on that long, and includes a screenshot of the transcription
of our episode.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
Who was transcribing this?
Speaker 3 (43:50):
It is automatically transcribed, Oh okay, because this is when
we were reading Tony's account of running from a hurricane.
And also Andrew Kunanan, Oh yeah, so quote Meanwhile, the
storm clouds started to roll in and we were desperately
trying to convince my dad that we should get.
Speaker 5 (44:12):
A hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot
hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot
hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot
hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot
hot hot hot hot hot hot hot community washroom, brushing
our teeth.
Speaker 1 (44:33):
And it seems as.
Speaker 3 (44:34):
Though like the automatic transcription just like what completely hal stroke. Yeah,
and so I thought that this was like a ho
door situation, and I got really nervous that that that
I had that made it into the episode, which it did.
Speaker 1 (44:50):
Now, so you'll get the that exact transcription again, or.
Speaker 2 (44:56):
What if it doubles down and it has another freak
out right at that part, like that's your thing that
locks all of.
Speaker 3 (45:00):
It, triple the hote and uh And moving over to
our instant Graham, Miss Rosemary NYC. She gave us the
plans about the Dundun Diner, but she also sent us
a u a an instant Graham from interesting Pedia, which
is a going away cakes made by coworkers for the
(45:21):
last day at work. And she uh, she said in
regards to Dodds's away cake going away cake, and it's
a cake of a cat that says your last day
good YEP.
Speaker 2 (45:36):
For Mike Dodds, it says you're gonna.
Speaker 1 (45:38):
Die, You're gonna die, You're gonna die, You're gonna die.
Here will.
Speaker 3 (45:42):
We will have a new Instagram manager pretty soon. I
think Sarah Prime is gonna take over because Jordan has
gone m I A and so we got to figure
out a way to get Sarah Prime into the Instagram.
That's all the Mabicks fits madback as always can get
at us. We're sv podcast on Blue Sky and Instagram.
If anyone can figure out how to fucking log into
our Instagram, which is the official instagram of how Hot,
(46:07):
How Hot, How hot Hot.
Speaker 2 (46:10):
Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot hot hot hot, you can
take that to the bank. The Blood Bakes editor and
for longer weird a subset us an email special Forewing
Unit gmail dot com.
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