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Speaker 1 (00:12):
So I mean, should we also crack into the I
don't know if it's a recommends or like almost like
a quasi takedown theory or of practical magic, of practical magic.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Halloween classical practical magic.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
So akaya is it? We'll get into that. That's a
cover I understand.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
I don't think it's a Halloween movie. But that's just
me right. The biggest fight my wife and I have
ever had.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
I watched it, Cassie and I watched it over the weekend.
I had never seen it.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Fantastic movie, Cassie.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Had and at a certain point in time while watching this,
and you and I have already taxted about this. But
it's like, Yeah, what did Sandy be love her husband
at all?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
No, clearly not, And.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Why, for the love of God in the script does
she have the two kids? They serve no purpose. It
makes me actively dislike Sandy B because I'm like, you're
a terrible mother. Those kids just lost their dead. You
lost your husband. You seem unbothered by it.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
They also seem unbothered by it.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
You ship on your husband's grave with like this p
I that comes by for its and you fall in
love with him after you committed.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
A murder.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Twice. Yeah, I mean, listen, there isn't a perfect movie.
No is a movie, yes, boldly stated young Evan Rachel
Wood plays I didn't even realize that was my young
redhead you know who did notice Marilyn Manson and bike feet.
(01:45):
So okay, the the my issue with the movie is
a is a tonal one because at certain points they're like, yeah,
we're bringing doctor Kovach back from the dead, and then
we're gonna kill him again or whatever, Like didn't I
couldn't bring my husband back, Like we didn't care about
him that much, but we really care about covering up
the murder by bringing him back from the dead so
(02:09):
that he's not murdered. That's the that's the logic behind it.
Is like, well, but then they murder him again. Then
they so fat immediately and they're like, wow, fuck, we'll
just bury him. Why not just bury him in the
Why not just put him in the car, wedge his
foot down and drive the car off into the ocean.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
What you do live on an island, that would be
probably fairly simple to do.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
We are on an island and and all that stuff.
I'm like, okay, we're in like a kind of a weird,
quasi erotic horror thriller.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
I don't know if I would say that. I mean, between.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Uh Nicole Kidman and Sandy B.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
I mean, that's the only thing that that really kind
of works, but that's also not for many reasons. But like,
if that's the direction you wanted to go.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
I'm talking tone right that that's one of one of
the tones, and the other tone is Nicole Kidman shows
up to a PTA meeting and uses her witch powers
to get Sandy B at the top of the phone.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Tree, right, which also, what are we doing here, guys? I?
And it's like, so everyone knows they're witches.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yeah, yeah, you're a witch?
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Right, But that's like, you know, little kids in the
fucking it's like uh old Man Marley or whatever like
that at the end a home Alone where it's like
did that guy actually is he the salt killer guy? No,
it's just kids are fucking idiots. But but no, But
with this, I thought, you know, could.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Be that everyone gathers around to watch them like fly
from the down from the roof.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Meanwhile, wouldn't everyone be like god dead witch is real?
Magic exists?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Aiden Quinn two different color eyes.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Also, wouldn't they they also be like, you know, it's
as the last time we had a bit of a
witch problem. Wouldn't they just like kill them and then
excavate their house, be like, look, they murdered something.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
They murdered so many people. I also think or or
like we need a scene where she's like a literal
witch doctor where they where someone comes to her, like
the person comes to uh to Stocker Channing in the
beginning and is like, oh, I need you to like,
you know, do whatever to like it really with private
(04:27):
eye witches or whatever.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
They they probably they should either should have lead just
gone more like the common like a rom com and
like oh whatever like that, or you go the other
way and you go like a pumpkinhead route and they're
like the evil witches that live in the fucking forest
or whatever like that.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
I also, uh, I'm sure just one of our listeners,
Rose is screaming at her phone right now.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
That Practical Magic is directed by Svulum Griffin Dunn, who's
the guy who shoots his brothers dick Off. Yes in
the last season.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
So so Practical Magic. I don't know about that one man.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Yeah, two thumbs way up.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
You know, I I movie. Maybe I'm maybe I wasn't
the audience for it certainly not. I. I don't know.
I there was far too many questions than there were answers.
I felt like, also, like there's like a weird Okay,
So they they write the kids out of the movie.
They provide nothing.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
I have no problem with the kids. I'm like, okay.
So they're exercising Nicole Kidman from Doctor Kovac. Doctor Kobac
has has uh, what's it called infested? What's what's the
I don't fucking what's the possessed? He's possessed her right invested.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
The Devil's invested a lot.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I said, infested. Sure, And so they get all the
late spoilers of Practical Magic. They get all the ladies
from town to form a coven with their brooms, and
they're like, oh man, this is too difficult, and Nicole
Kiven's like, let me die, and Sandy Be's like, no,
I'm not gonna let you die. I'm gonna cut my
(06:14):
hand and cut your hand and give you a high fun.
This is like the big trick at the end is like, ah,
we're gonna do a blood Brothers thing. How does that work.
How does that help? And then he just turns into
dust and the ladies are like, well, okay, ladies, now
let's get the dust out.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Yeah, like everyone in town is just like, Oh, the
bitch at the top of the phone tree says that
we have to form a which is the fact that she's.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
At the top of the phone tree. They have to
listen to her.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Is that how that works?
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Yeah, so what phone trees to dictate?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
So can we? So is that really what it is?
Trump somehow got to the top of a phone tree
and now we're stuck with this. Is that what I'm understanding?
Speaker 2 (06:50):
That makes as much sense as anything else that's happening
right now.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
I mean, I suppose to see that a Mitch mccaddle
took a beef to today again man, that I cannot stay upright.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Yeah, but he's pretty resilient. He's fallen so many times
and hasn't ever died.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Well, it's it's funny because the press ran up to
him and it was like someone was holding his arm
and then they saw that people were filming, so they
let go of his arm and that's the point that
he went down.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Oh funny.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
So it's like someone is literally holding that man up
at this point, like these are the people making decisions
for us?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
How how old you without looking it up, how old
do you think Mitch McConnell.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Is eighty nine?
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Would you believe fifty one? No? No, I would not.
He's eighty three, which is old, but it's younger than
I expected, not by much. I expected like ninety five.
He looks terrible.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Yeah, I mean I don't know, but yeah, practical magic.
All the the fact that all the wom like they
get they don't like them because they're witches. And then
because it's just like I need you to show up
with the broom and everyone in down is like okay.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
The impact like.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
The emergency does she tell everyone like, hey, but I
know Samy B's like, guess what, I'm a witch.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
My sister's died and they don't like the sister either.
I also, I there is like it's it's it's subtext.
But I think the the the the subtext of the
moment where all the entire town come or all of
the women in town come to like help them, is
(08:25):
like this fucking every everyone's everyone's had a shitty boyfriend
who doesn't want to leave and we're gonna we're gonna
kick this guy out. Men, Am I right, ladies?
Speaker 1 (08:37):
I bizarre bizarre movie?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
What year was at ninety ninety eight?
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Jesus Christ, that's wow?
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Andicle Kitman probably already had eyes wide shut in the
can while being in this movie.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Interesting, Yeah, very interesting.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
So tonight we're gonna be viewing and reviewing and lovingly
ridiculing Law and Order SVU season eighteen.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Sorry for I don't know if you saw this, but
this came in about a minute before we started.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
A Yeah, yeah, so I'm I'm playing a Kiss cover
set for my birthday show next Saturday.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
So are you really?
Speaker 2 (09:25):
The whole band is like, who are you going to be? Gee? Obviously?
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Well, okay, I don't know, don't you could? You could
be the cat?
Speaker 2 (09:36):
You're the cat? No, it's it's the Drummer's the cat
always always? No one denies this. Oh okay, So tonight
we're gonna be viewing and reviewing and lovingly riticuling Lawn
Order SVU season eighteen, Episode two, entitled making a Rapist.
But before we do that little trip to the mail.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Bag, Yes, and only a few you goils.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Well, we've got we've got an Instagram. That's popping now.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Oh okay, who knew? All right? So the first what
do I have? He first email is from listener Ezra
titled Who's Line? And as it writes, I don't know
if anyone's ever told you this before, but you and
give Colin and Ryan from whose line is it? Anyway? Uh? Sorry?
If that sounds weird, you mean you mean gay Burton Ernie,
(10:27):
You mean just Burtner, just regular Burton Ernie. Yeah, uh no,
never heard that one. I'll take that.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
I'm right sure.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
I don't know who's the other guy.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Colin Mockery, the bald guy.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
The bald guy. That's a bummer for me, but that's fine.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Next up is from listener Tony in an email entitled
THEO fuck yeah Uh, Tony writes in I spent the
weekend at Comic Con. It was amazing and surprisingly there
were a number of authors. Anyway, I am exhausted. But
if Rose wants to talk romanticy, I am up for
(11:06):
reading something new. If Leanne spelled wrong is interested in
discussing Aco Tar on the podcast, I'd love to have her.
I'm not quite ready to start on Instagram, but I
love books, so maybe I will eventually, maybe the podcast
can spawn a book club.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
And she also includes a audiophile that I did not
listen to.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
The other guy who wanted to be on the podcast
was called Lubisloff. I don't know how to spell it,
so I'm recording a voice note. I only remember because
the impressions were funny. So that's Lewislaff.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Oh, yes, Lubislav in a rare guest Judges Chambers, it
was Lubislav. I also like that Tony has been hiding
the fact that she is just Natasha Leone the Satta Wednesday.
What a concept.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
I really did like season one of poker Face.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
I did two, uh and I liked two of poker
Face as well.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Haven't gotten into it?
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Yeah yeah, good time, good time. Next up is speaking
of speaking of of Judges Chambers. Next up is an
email from listener judge ass Rose a k A Miss Rose,
Marie n Y s A K A A k A
k A number one romanticy fan is how she signs
it in an email entitled hot Hot, Hot, Hot, Hote, Hotel, Motete, Mote,
(12:35):
Motel holiday, pretty good?
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Did we bookend?
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Did you do the drop in a set? I don't.
Is this? Yeah? Fine? And in the segment we like
to call Judge Chambers, Rose rites, Matt, your Ireland trip
sounds amazing. I'm jelly. I went to Dublin in two
thousand and nine and also did not go visit relatives
in Galway.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
I think, Oh, going school, I like it, but.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
That was mostly because I was in college and had
no money. I stayed in the Hostel eight pizza hut
and went to a lot of free libraries and exhibits.
That sounds like le n Street. I did not see
a ton of JFK. But I did see James Joyce
goddamn everywhere. And to be honest, I'm not the not
the biggest fan.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
I told him that.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
I'm sure you pervs have heard about his famous love letters.
Have you heard about James Joyce's famous love letters? No?
Mean neither, So Rose, I'm gonna I'm gonna no. We
got some live listener feedback from that.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
They're all about loving his wife's farts. Oh yeah, good.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Interesting. Also, well, I don't know, actually, I okay, you
know what.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
It's a nice fart tanky out there.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
I have. I have no comment on that.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Yeah. Also, I'll see that and raise you. The current
King of England wrote his, uh, his, his mistress, who
is now the Queen Consort, that he wished that he
was her queen.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
That she's not the queen, she's now the queen because
the Queen before she died refused to made her queen consort,
and then now she's dead, so now the king gets
to make that decision now just the queen.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Well, he wished that he could be her tampon so.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Cool, which again that's why fine, why.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Okay, I think it's fine. It's good. It's good time
Rose goes on. Have either of you seen seven Pounds
Will Smith's hot Grits movie? It's next Nope, it's next level.
Wakarodi and cheese. Hey. AO Scott called okay, Ao Scott,
what a weird, fucking, fucking pull. Also, you know his
(14:49):
friends call him Tony, which is weird because he's not
the director Tony Scott, he's the film critic Tody Scott. Anyway,
AO Scott called it I poppingly crazily awful. I've submitted
it to we Hate Movies Listener request month more than
one more than once, but alast no dice what's the
other Will Smith movie where it's like he like meets
(15:14):
like four gods for like humors or he plays one
of the humors. What, oh god, there's like a Will Waddin. No,
there's like a Will Smith movie. It came out, I
think after seven Pounds, and it is like one of
the least sensical movies plots of all time. And I
think Kate Big Kate Winslet show for this week.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
I was gonna say, was he in Cloud Atlas?
Speaker 2 (15:38):
I don't know. No, No, it's uh fuck. It is
called Bad Boys for Life. No, it is called maybe Maybe.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Is is it seven pounds?
Speaker 2 (15:49):
I'm gonna actually look, let's see if it's seven pounds.
Isn't seven pounds the thing where you like lose seven
pounds when you die.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
That's twenty one gram.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Toyograms And that's not seven pounds. It's not three grams
per pound.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
I don't think so, because I think that's Sean Penn
and Naomi Watts.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Sure Will Smith might be in that movie.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
I've never seen.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Seawan Penn pretty good in One Battle after Another's where
he's a man with a fateful secret embarks on an
extraordinary journey of redemption. By forever changing the lives of
seven strangers. This feels kind of like the thing that
I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Is it Legend of bager Vance.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
No, no, no, it's it's newer than that. Although I
have seen the Legend of bagger Vans, so.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Have I, but I don't really remember it very well.
So there could have been whole sections of that that
I just didn't get.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Oh fucking a. Collateral Beauty is the name of the movie,
and Will Smith is in it. Retreating from life after
a tragedy, a man questions the universe by writing to love,
time and Death, and he receives unexpected answers from love,
time and and he begins to see how these things interlock,
(17:02):
and how even loss can reveal moments of meaning and beauty.
And there are like people who play Love, Time and Death.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
What year is this?
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Two thy sixteen?
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Sure that that movie apparently came and went without I
caught literally not about it.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
It got terrible reviews. I didn't see it, but yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Sure, hey, well but that's not seven pounds. That's different.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Yeah. Also Rose goes on to say, also in that
scene in season eighteen, episode one where they find all
the guns and bobs and own bombs and oh no
Arabic writing. I feel that moment could have used some
totally culturally appropriate music. What might that sound like? Aviv?
Why Aviv? Why Aviv? Doesn't do this? Out that music sound?
Speaker 1 (17:58):
But You've done the impression of it a couple times.
I'm not doing it, funk that. I'm not touching that
with a ten foot.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Pole, Paula paul A Trade's no.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
No, no, I don't think she was talking to Paula Tradies.
I think she was talking the Wonder Woman's score from
the Justice League cider.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
Cut, same same well hit. You actually want me to
(18:35):
do it?
Speaker 2 (18:35):
I was gonna play the sad effect, but I do
want you to do it.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Oh well no, hell no, they You're gonn play this
out effect. I'm not gonna do it that. I might
falling into that trap. See that that's bait, all right.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
I know what that is. Kravitz Bye, signed the Dune
Done diner Nass Slash number one romanticy Fan. Thank you, Rose,
You're so stupid, Rose.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Yes, thank you Rose. And last but not least, from
the mail, we had boy email from d uh the
first time not.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Sorry, in an.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Email entitled let's revisit some inside jokes and d right,
Matt and V. My name is Dee and I'm a
big fan of your show. I've been listening to your
old episodes while waiting for new ones to come out,
and I thought it would be funny to revisit some
of your old uh saying slash inside jokes.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
It goes so it feels like these are ranked in
in in order of these favorites, these favorites in a
segment we like to call the favorite, these favorites. Okay,
so number one I.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Assume, yeah, okay, so number we want to go back
and forth on this is okay, that's fine, you can do.
We start from ten and go all the way up.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Okay, yeah, this is the this is the the David letter.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Yes, all right, so number starting at number ten, Matt
saying good mail instead of Gmail.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
That's a good one. Should we still do that nine?
Which is I think I mentioned recently my favorite running joke,
asking but did you blink? Because if you blink, we
can reshoot the seed to the extra that blinked while
they were supposed to be dead.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
It's like, oh coma.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Now that if some if some intrepid fad wants to
cut together every time we've ever done that into one
long super cut. I think that that is just the
gift that keeps on giving. It is the funniest thing.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Yeah. Number eight doing a New York jamouk accent slash impression,
especially with imitating Stabler. A am stabling here, Jirana, you
don't understage.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Number seven injuries. It's been a while, ao ao, And.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
It says insert eagle noise, as we established it is
a redtail redtailed hawk.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Oh. I got to I got to say that someone
that I was working with wanted to put that sound
in a music video. He's like, oh, and then I'll
do the eagles sound. I got to be like, well, actually,
and then you lost a friend. I lost the job. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
So number six mentioning the SEU drinking game or someone
saying take a drink every time someone hits on Benson.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Yeah, there you go. We're drinking a lot hitting on
Rollins in this week's episode. Yeah. Number five, poop a zoid.
There you go. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Number four, she's thirteen, fights crime and loves to fuck
Girl undercover.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
What a what a terrible game for a show. She
fights crime, loves the fuck number three, Johnny porn Gun.
I'm so sorry to correct you. It's Jack Pork. It's
the continuing Adventures of Jack porn Gun we.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Haven't heard from in quite a while.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Or happily.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Number two, Oh wow, oh my god, it's a baby.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
His number number one favorite joke I suppose is chewy
punch It good one.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Something I don't think that we've done in quite some time.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Quite some time. There's some honorable mentions. Honorable with you
because is either Canadian or British or something. Theo THEO classic.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Uh says something outrageous. My name is Kevin P. Flynn
and these are these are their stories.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Hell yeah, dude, you can take that to the bank.
The blood Bank Senator is is still well an another
one that still goes strong. Matt Matt's Matt's Piece, The
Resist Dance.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Number four, The blow Job Economy, and House of Cards.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Lastly, but not Leaslie Josh Piss. There's a ton more?
Am I reading this? You're reading this? I can't remember.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
There's a ton more, but those are all I can
think of right now. You guys are so hilarious and
thank you so much for continuing to do this podcast.
Signed DPS controversial opinion, Please bring back snacker wac no
spelled wrong, or at least have a special one where
Matt tries a snack and Aviv has to get what
he's guess what he's eating. So we did do that
at some point in time, didn't we. I think it
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was not nearly as fun because you were into playing it.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
I liked it.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
That is the only reason that that game is at
all humorous for you people is because I fucking hate
it and you know it and you don't want me
to be happy. But that's all the gomalas. I don't
know what the blue sky's looking like.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Well, so someone's leaving a voicemail right now, so I
gotta make sure I don't accidentally answer this phone and
uh moving over to the blue sky. In a segment
we like to call I just blew myself.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
I'm afraid I just blew myself.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
It's got to be a better way to say that.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
So from Canadian correspondent son Sonia Missio, she sends a
screenshot of her half completed crossword puzzle, saying Elite Squad
is the clue thirty seven across Elite Squad. She says,
surprisingly the answer was not SVU.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Uh well that shouldn't be because to call them elite
is a misnomer.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
I think the answer that you're looking for is a
team from Miss Rosemary nyc akg s Ros aka Mike Gotto.
She says, Mike Gotto is my new drag name because
my Gotto and I'm a cat lady. Do you get it?
And then emoji rim shot.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
There you go. It's quite very good. Ros.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Yeah, pretty good.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Yes, it's very good.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Canadian correspondence Sonny Missio says, please let Matt know he
is my enemy now hashtag baseball.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Oh I know, sorry, but you know, we'll see how
this one shakes out.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Katie. I called Katie out last episode for saying that
she was gonna do her favorite quotes and then not.
Katie says, yeah, yeah, I know I missed a week
or two, but what matters is not that I'm here
now my favorite quote of the week quote. I'm sure
they replaced him with another comms guy who was also
a pedophile and you can quote me on that and
that was me. And lastly, but not leastly, Canadian cart
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that the trifecta. Canadian correspondent Sonia Missio says, you joke,
but the cheerio struggle is real. Kids, kids are dummies.
And she sends us this picture, which you can see
on our instant Graham, of her son Max with a
cheerio inside of his nose. That's all the the what
(25:31):
is it with kids? And like they just love them,
They fucking love you.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
You might not even have cheerios in the house, and
you're just gonna find him littered all over the place,
littered everywhere, fucking everywhere.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
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Speaker 1 (25:56):
Odd but you could take that to the bank, the
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If you will, if you will,
So I mean, should we also crack into the I
don't know if it's a recommends or like almost like
a quasi takedown theory or of practical magic, of practical magic.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Halloween classical practical magic.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
So akaya is it? We'll get into that. That's a
cover I understand.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
I don't think it's a Halloween movie. But that's just
me right. The biggest fight my wife and I have
ever had.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
I watched it, Cassie and I watched it over the weekend.
I had never seen it.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Fantastic movie, Cassie.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Had and at a certain point in time while watching this,
and you and I have already taxted about this. But
it's like, Yeah, what did Sandy be love her husband
at all?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
No, clearly not, And.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Why, for the love of God in the script does
she have the two kids? They serve no purpose. It
makes me actively dislike Sandy B because I'm like, you're
a terrible mother. Those kids just lost their dead. You
lost your husband. You seem unbothered by it.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
They also seem unbothered by it.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
You ship on your husband's grave with like this p
I that comes by for its and you fall in
love with him after you committed.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
A murder.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Twice. Yeah, I mean, listen, there isn't a perfect movie.
No is a movie, yes, boldly stated young Evan Rachel
Wood plays I didn't even realize that was my young
redhead you know who did notice Marilyn Manson and bike feet.
(01:45):
So okay, the the my issue with the movie is
a is a tonal one because at certain points they're like, yeah,
we're bringing doctor Kovach back from the dead, and then
we're gonna kill him again or whatever, Like didn't I
couldn't bring my husband back, Like we didn't care about
him that much, but we really care about covering up
the murder by bringing him back from the dead so
(02:09):
that he's not murdered. That's the that's the logic behind it.
Is like, well, but then they murder him again. Then
they so fat immediately and they're like, wow, fuck, we'll
just bury him. Why not just bury him in the
Why not just put him in the car, wedge his
foot down and drive the car off into the ocean.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
What you do live on an island, that would be
probably fairly simple to do.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
We are on an island and and all that stuff.
I'm like, okay, we're in like a kind of a weird,
quasi erotic horror thriller.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
I don't know if I would say that. I mean, between.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Uh Nicole Kidman and Sandy B.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
I mean, that's the only thing that that really kind
of works, but that's also not for many reasons. But like,
if that's the direction you wanted to go.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
I'm talking tone right that that's one of one of
the tones, and the other tone is Nicole Kidman shows
up to a PTA meeting and uses her witch powers
to get Sandy B at the top of the phone.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Tree, right, which also, what are we doing here, guys? I?
And it's like, so everyone knows they're witches.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yeah, yeah, you're a witch?
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Right, But that's like, you know, little kids in the
fucking it's like uh old Man Marley or whatever like
that at the end a home Alone where it's like
did that guy actually is he the salt killer guy? No,
it's just kids are fucking idiots. But but no, But
with this, I thought, you know, could.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Be that everyone gathers around to watch them like fly
from the down from the roof.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Meanwhile, wouldn't everyone be like god dead witch is real?
Magic exists?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Aiden Quinn two different color eyes.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Also, wouldn't they they also be like, you know, it's
as the last time we had a bit of a
witch problem. Wouldn't they just like kill them and then
excavate their house, be like, look, they murdered something.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
They murdered so many people. I also think or or
like we need a scene where she's like a literal
witch doctor where they where someone comes to her, like
the person comes to uh to Stocker Channing in the
beginning and is like, oh, I need you to like,
you know, do whatever to like it really with private
(04:27):
eye witches or whatever.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
They they probably they should either should have lead just
gone more like the common like a rom com and
like oh whatever like that, or you go the other
way and you go like a pumpkinhead route and they're
like the evil witches that live in the fucking forest
or whatever like that.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
I also, uh, I'm sure just one of our listeners,
Rose is screaming at her phone right now.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
That Practical Magic is directed by Svulum Griffin Dunn, who's
the guy who shoots his brothers dick Off. Yes in
the last season.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
So so Practical Magic. I don't know about that one man.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Yeah, two thumbs way up.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
You know, I I movie. Maybe I'm maybe I wasn't
the audience for it certainly not. I. I don't know.
I there was far too many questions than there were answers.
I felt like, also, like there's like a weird Okay,
So they they write the kids out of the movie.
They provide nothing.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
I have no problem with the kids. I'm like, okay.
So they're exercising Nicole Kidman from Doctor Kovac. Doctor Kobac
has has uh, what's it called infested? What's what's the
I don't fucking what's the possessed? He's possessed her right invested.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
The Devil's invested a lot.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I said, infested. Sure, And so they get all the
late spoilers of Practical Magic. They get all the ladies
from town to form a coven with their brooms, and
they're like, oh man, this is too difficult, and Nicole
Kiven's like, let me die, and Sandy Be's like, no,
I'm not gonna let you die. I'm gonna cut my
(06:14):
hand and cut your hand and give you a high fun.
This is like the big trick at the end is like, ah,
we're gonna do a blood Brothers thing. How does that work.
How does that help? And then he just turns into
dust and the ladies are like, well, okay, ladies, now
let's get the dust out.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Yeah, like everyone in town is just like, Oh, the
bitch at the top of the phone tree says that
we have to form a which is the fact that she's.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
At the top of the phone tree. They have to
listen to her.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Is that how that works?
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Yeah, so what phone trees to dictate?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
So can we? So is that really what it is?
Trump somehow got to the top of a phone tree
and now we're stuck with this. Is that what I'm understanding?
Speaker 2 (06:50):
That makes as much sense as anything else that's happening
right now.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
I mean, I suppose to see that a Mitch mccaddle
took a beef to today again man, that I cannot stay upright.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Yeah, but he's pretty resilient. He's fallen so many times
and hasn't ever died.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Well, it's it's funny because the press ran up to
him and it was like someone was holding his arm
and then they saw that people were filming, so they
let go of his arm and that's the point that
he went down.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Oh funny.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
So it's like someone is literally holding that man up
at this point, like these are the people making decisions
for us?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
How how old you without looking it up, how old
do you think Mitch McConnell.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Is eighty nine?
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Would you believe fifty one? No? No, I would not.
He's eighty three, which is old, but it's younger than
I expected, not by much. I expected like ninety five.
He looks terrible.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Yeah, I mean I don't know, but yeah, practical magic.
All the the fact that all the wom like they
get they don't like them because they're witches. And then
because it's just like I need you to show up
with the broom and everyone in down is like okay.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
The impact like.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
The emergency does she tell everyone like, hey, but I
know Samy B's like, guess what, I'm a witch.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
My sister's died and they don't like the sister either.
I also, I there is like it's it's it's subtext.
But I think the the the the subtext of the
moment where all the entire town come or all of
the women in town come to like help them, is
(08:25):
like this fucking every everyone's everyone's had a shitty boyfriend
who doesn't want to leave and we're gonna we're gonna
kick this guy out. Men, Am I right, ladies?
Speaker 1 (08:37):
I bizarre bizarre movie?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
What year was at ninety ninety eight?
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Jesus Christ, that's wow?
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Andicle Kitman probably already had eyes wide shut in the
can while being in this movie.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Interesting, Yeah, very interesting.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
So tonight we're gonna be viewing and reviewing and lovingly
ridiculing Law and Order SVU season eighteen.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Sorry for I don't know if you saw this, but
this came in about a minute before we started.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
A Yeah, yeah, so I'm I'm playing a Kiss cover
set for my birthday show next Saturday.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
So are you really?
Speaker 2 (09:25):
The whole band is like, who are you going to be? Gee? Obviously?
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Well, okay, I don't know, don't you could? You could
be the cat?
Speaker 2 (09:36):
You're the cat? No, it's it's the Drummer's the cat
always always? No one denies this. Oh okay, So tonight
we're gonna be viewing and reviewing and lovingly riticuling Lawn
Order SVU season eighteen, Episode two, entitled making a Rapist.
But before we do that little trip to the mail.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Bag, Yes, and only a few you goils.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Well, we've got we've got an Instagram. That's popping now.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Oh okay, who knew? All right? So the first what
do I have? He first email is from listener Ezra
titled Who's Line? And as it writes, I don't know
if anyone's ever told you this before, but you and
give Colin and Ryan from whose line is it? Anyway? Uh? Sorry?
If that sounds weird, you mean you mean gay Burton Ernie,
(10:27):
You mean just Burtner, just regular Burton Ernie. Yeah, uh no,
never heard that one. I'll take that.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
I'm right sure.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
I don't know who's the other guy.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Colin Mockery, the bald guy.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
The bald guy. That's a bummer for me, but that's fine.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Next up is from listener Tony in an email entitled
THEO fuck yeah Uh, Tony writes in I spent the
weekend at Comic Con. It was amazing and surprisingly there
were a number of authors. Anyway, I am exhausted. But
if Rose wants to talk romanticy, I am up for
(11:06):
reading something new. If Leanne spelled wrong is interested in
discussing Aco Tar on the podcast, I'd love to have her.
I'm not quite ready to start on Instagram, but I
love books, so maybe I will eventually, maybe the podcast
can spawn a book club.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
And she also includes a audiophile that I did not
listen to.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
The other guy who wanted to be on the podcast
was called Lubisloff. I don't know how to spell it,
so I'm recording a voice note. I only remember because
the impressions were funny. So that's Lewislaff.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Oh, yes, Lubislav in a rare guest Judges Chambers, it
was Lubislav. I also like that Tony has been hiding
the fact that she is just Natasha Leone the Satta Wednesday.
What a concept.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
I really did like season one of poker Face.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
I did two, uh and I liked two of poker
Face as well.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Haven't gotten into it?
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Yeah yeah, good time, good time. Next up is speaking
of speaking of of Judges Chambers. Next up is an
email from listener judge ass Rose a k A Miss Rose,
Marie n Y s A K A A k A
k A number one romanticy fan is how she signs
it in an email entitled hot Hot, Hot, Hot, Hote, Hotel, Motete, Mote,
(12:35):
Motel holiday, pretty good?
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Did we bookend?
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Did you do the drop in a set? I don't.
Is this? Yeah? Fine? And in the segment we like
to call Judge Chambers, Rose rites, Matt, your Ireland trip
sounds amazing. I'm jelly. I went to Dublin in two
thousand and nine and also did not go visit relatives
in Galway.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
I think, Oh, going school, I like it, but.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
That was mostly because I was in college and had
no money. I stayed in the Hostel eight pizza hut
and went to a lot of free libraries and exhibits.
That sounds like le n Street. I did not see
a ton of JFK. But I did see James Joyce
goddamn everywhere. And to be honest, I'm not the not
the biggest fan.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
I told him that.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
I'm sure you pervs have heard about his famous love letters.
Have you heard about James Joyce's famous love letters? No?
Mean neither, So Rose, I'm gonna I'm gonna no. We
got some live listener feedback from that.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
They're all about loving his wife's farts. Oh yeah, good.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Interesting. Also, well, I don't know, actually, I okay, you
know what.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
It's a nice fart tanky out there.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
I have. I have no comment on that.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Yeah. Also, I'll see that and raise you. The current
King of England wrote his, uh, his, his mistress, who
is now the Queen Consort, that he wished that he
was her queen.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
That she's not the queen, she's now the queen because
the Queen before she died refused to made her queen consort,
and then now she's dead, so now the king gets
to make that decision now just the queen.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Well, he wished that he could be her tampon so.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Cool, which again that's why fine, why.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Okay, I think it's fine. It's good. It's good time
Rose goes on. Have either of you seen seven Pounds
Will Smith's hot Grits movie? It's next Nope, it's next level.
Wakarodi and cheese. Hey. AO Scott called okay, Ao Scott,
what a weird, fucking, fucking pull. Also, you know his
(14:49):
friends call him Tony, which is weird because he's not
the director Tony Scott, he's the film critic Tody Scott. Anyway,
AO Scott called it I poppingly crazily awful. I've submitted
it to we Hate Movies Listener request month more than
one more than once, but alast no dice what's the
other Will Smith movie where it's like he like meets
(15:14):
like four gods for like humors or he plays one
of the humors. What, oh god, there's like a Will Waddin. No,
there's like a Will Smith movie. It came out, I
think after seven Pounds, and it is like one of
the least sensical movies plots of all time. And I
think Kate Big Kate Winslet show for this week.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
I was gonna say, was he in Cloud Atlas?
Speaker 2 (15:38):
I don't know. No, No, it's uh fuck. It is
called Bad Boys for Life. No, it is called maybe Maybe.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Is is it seven pounds?
Speaker 2 (15:49):
I'm gonna actually look, let's see if it's seven pounds.
Isn't seven pounds the thing where you like lose seven
pounds when you die.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
That's twenty one gram.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Toyograms And that's not seven pounds. It's not three grams
per pound.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
I don't think so, because I think that's Sean Penn
and Naomi Watts.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Sure Will Smith might be in that movie.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
I've never seen.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Seawan Penn pretty good in One Battle after Another's where
he's a man with a fateful secret embarks on an
extraordinary journey of redemption. By forever changing the lives of
seven strangers. This feels kind of like the thing that
I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Is it Legend of bager Vance.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
No, no, no, it's it's newer than that. Although I
have seen the Legend of bagger Vans, so.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Have I, but I don't really remember it very well.
So there could have been whole sections of that that
I just didn't get.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Oh fucking a. Collateral Beauty is the name of the movie,
and Will Smith is in it. Retreating from life after
a tragedy, a man questions the universe by writing to love,
time and Death, and he receives unexpected answers from love,
time and and he begins to see how these things interlock,
(17:02):
and how even loss can reveal moments of meaning and beauty.
And there are like people who play Love, Time and Death.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
What year is this?
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Two thy sixteen?
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Sure that that movie apparently came and went without I
caught literally not about it.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
It got terrible reviews. I didn't see it, but yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Sure, hey, well but that's not seven pounds. That's different.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Yeah. Also Rose goes on to say, also in that
scene in season eighteen, episode one where they find all
the guns and bobs and own bombs and oh no
Arabic writing. I feel that moment could have used some
totally culturally appropriate music. What might that sound like? Aviv?
Why Aviv? Why Aviv? Doesn't do this? Out that music sound?
Speaker 1 (17:58):
But You've done the impression of it a couple times.
I'm not doing it, funk that. I'm not touching that
with a ten foot.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Pole, Paula paul A Trade's no.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
No, no, I don't think she was talking to Paula Tradies.
I think she was talking the Wonder Woman's score from
the Justice League cider.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
Cut, same same well hit. You actually want me to
(18:35):
do it?
Speaker 2 (18:35):
I was gonna play the sad effect, but I do
want you to do it.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Oh well no, hell no, they You're gonn play this
out effect. I'm not gonna do it that. I might
falling into that trap. See that that's bait, all right.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
I know what that is. Kravitz Bye, signed the Dune
Done diner Nass Slash number one romanticy Fan. Thank you, Rose,
You're so stupid, Rose.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Yes, thank you Rose. And last but not least, from
the mail, we had boy email from d uh the
first time not.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Sorry, in an.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Email entitled let's revisit some inside jokes and d right,
Matt and V. My name is Dee and I'm a
big fan of your show. I've been listening to your
old episodes while waiting for new ones to come out,
and I thought it would be funny to revisit some
of your old uh saying slash inside jokes.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
It goes so it feels like these are ranked in
in in order of these favorites, these favorites in a
segment we like to call the favorite, these favorites. Okay,
so number one I.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Assume, yeah, okay, so number we want to go back
and forth on this is okay, that's fine, you can do.
We start from ten and go all the way up.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Okay, yeah, this is the this is the the David letter.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Yes, all right, so number starting at number ten, Matt
saying good mail instead of Gmail.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
That's a good one. Should we still do that nine?
Which is I think I mentioned recently my favorite running joke,
asking but did you blink? Because if you blink, we
can reshoot the seed to the extra that blinked while
they were supposed to be dead.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
It's like, oh coma.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Now that if some if some intrepid fad wants to
cut together every time we've ever done that into one
long super cut. I think that that is just the
gift that keeps on giving. It is the funniest thing.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Yeah. Number eight doing a New York jamouk accent slash impression,
especially with imitating Stabler. A am stabling here, Jirana, you
don't understage.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Number seven injuries. It's been a while, ao ao, And.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
It says insert eagle noise, as we established it is
a redtail redtailed hawk.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Oh. I got to I got to say that someone
that I was working with wanted to put that sound
in a music video. He's like, oh, and then I'll
do the eagles sound. I got to be like, well, actually,
and then you lost a friend. I lost the job. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
So number six mentioning the SEU drinking game or someone
saying take a drink every time someone hits on Benson.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Yeah, there you go. We're drinking a lot hitting on
Rollins in this week's episode. Yeah. Number five, poop a zoid.
There you go. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Number four, she's thirteen, fights crime and loves to fuck
Girl undercover.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
What a what a terrible game for a show. She
fights crime, loves the fuck number three, Johnny porn Gun.
I'm so sorry to correct you. It's Jack Pork. It's
the continuing Adventures of Jack porn Gun we.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Haven't heard from in quite a while.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Or happily.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Number two, Oh wow, oh my god, it's a baby.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
His number number one favorite joke I suppose is chewy
punch It good one.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Something I don't think that we've done in quite some time.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Quite some time. There's some honorable mentions. Honorable with you
because is either Canadian or British or something. Theo THEO classic.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Uh says something outrageous. My name is Kevin P. Flynn
and these are these are their stories.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Hell yeah, dude, you can take that to the bank.
The blood Bank Senator is is still well an another
one that still goes strong. Matt Matt's Matt's Piece, The
Resist Dance.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Number four, The blow Job Economy, and House of Cards.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Lastly, but not Leaslie Josh Piss. There's a ton more?
Am I reading this? You're reading this? I can't remember.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
There's a ton more, but those are all I can
think of right now. You guys are so hilarious and
thank you so much for continuing to do this podcast.
Signed DPS controversial opinion, Please bring back snacker wac no
spelled wrong, or at least have a special one where
Matt tries a snack and Aviv has to get what
he's guess what he's eating. So we did do that
at some point in time, didn't we. I think it
(23:16):
was not nearly as fun because you were into playing it.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
I liked it.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
That is the only reason that that game is at
all humorous for you people is because I fucking hate
it and you know it and you don't want me
to be happy. But that's all the gomalas. I don't
know what the blue sky's looking like.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Well, so someone's leaving a voicemail right now, so I
gotta make sure I don't accidentally answer this phone and
uh moving over to the blue sky. In a segment
we like to call I just blew myself.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
I'm afraid I just blew myself.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
It's got to be a better way to say that.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
So from Canadian correspondent son Sonia Missio, she sends a
screenshot of her half completed crossword puzzle, saying Elite Squad
is the clue thirty seven across Elite Squad. She says,
surprisingly the answer was not SVU.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Uh well that shouldn't be because to call them elite
is a misnomer.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
I think the answer that you're looking for is a
team from Miss Rosemary nyc akg s Ros aka Mike Gotto.
She says, Mike Gotto is my new drag name because
my Gotto and I'm a cat lady. Do you get it?
And then emoji rim shot.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
There you go. It's quite very good. Ros.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Yeah, pretty good.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Yes, it's very good.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Canadian correspondence Sonny Missio says, please let Matt know he
is my enemy now hashtag baseball.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Oh I know, sorry, but you know, we'll see how
this one shakes out.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Katie. I called Katie out last episode for saying that
she was gonna do her favorite quotes and then not.
Katie says, yeah, yeah, I know I missed a week
or two, but what matters is not that I'm here
now my favorite quote of the week quote. I'm sure
they replaced him with another comms guy who was also
a pedophile and you can quote me on that and
that was me. And lastly, but not leastly, Canadian cart
(25:08):
that the trifecta. Canadian correspondent Sonia Missio says, you joke,
but the cheerio struggle is real. Kids, kids are dummies.
And she sends us this picture, which you can see
on our instant Graham, of her son Max with a
cheerio inside of his nose. That's all the the what
(25:31):
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