Legends In Their Own Minds

Our 2 "Legends" wax sarcastic about a wide range of topics - 10 minutes at a time. From bad drivers, to binge eating, and everything in between, these 2 "Legends" can make a mountain out of any molehill.

Episodes

#190 - ImPeach Pits

December 19, 2019 • 10 mins

While Dave is rightly concerned about the historical phenomenon of 'political impeachment', Johnny’s underlying issue is pretty much with any kind of math.

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#189 - At A Loss

May 9, 2019 • 10 mins

Johnny's doctor is concerned about his weight - but it's not what you think. Will he survive? Or is he officially doomed?

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#188 - NFL Draft Dodgers

May 1, 2019 • 11 mins

In Nashville, it turns out the NFL Draft and bachelorette parties are a bad mix. Just ask the bachelorettes who didn't plan ahead. Don't ask Dave, though. That'll just get him started again.

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#187 - USA, Party of 3?

October 17, 2017 • 11 mins

Don't like either candidate from the two major parties and feel you have to vote for the lesser of two evils? Well, it seems you're not alone. Now at least one state is trying to find a clever remedy.

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#186 - Shh... Leaf Blowing In Progress

October 4, 2017 • 10 mins

Johnny wants to let out a primal scream about all the "feel good" (read politically correct) ordinances his toney suburban city has been enacting lately. But then if he did, they'd probably slap him with a fine.

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#185 - Wanna Get Away? From Dave?

September 6, 2017 • 12 mins

Some people think Dave is rude... They'd be right. Just asked the lady who unnecessarily held up the airport security line in front of him!

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#184 - Grumpy Old Men

February 7, 2017 • 10 mins

Someone once said "getting old is not for wimps." As Dave begrudgingly starts to deal with the reality of his inevitable physical decline, Johnny's best guess is that the guy who uttered that line, is probably dead.

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#183 - Super LI

January 27, 2017 • 11 mins

Well, the New England Patriots are going to the Super Bowl once again and, unlike most of the country, Dave and Johnny couldn't be more pleased. Oh yeah, and NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell, he can go pound sand; just not in the Northeast.

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#182 - LinkedOut

January 20, 2017 • 10 mins

Johnny has been trying to get Dave on social media for years. Finally, Dave is connected, but now Johnny has taken himself off the grid...Coincidence?

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#181 - Dialect Dilemma

July 15, 2016 • 10 mins

Johnny walked a fine and treacherous line when his beloved, malapropism-prone wife suggested she was interested in teaching English as a second language. He broached the subject of proficiency and still managed to survive.

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#180 - CPAP Smear

July 8, 2016 • 10 mins

Johnny has sleep apnea, so his doctor prescribed a CPAP machine. Johnny won't use the thing because it's noisy and keeps him awake. Dave, on the other hand, thinks it's probably a good thing for Johnny to breathe when he sleeps. That Dave... he's such a giver!

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#179 - The Roadside Address

June 24, 2016 • 9 mins

Have you ever rented a car from a well-known company, had it break down in the middle of nowhere on a 100-degree day and when you call the 800 number, the woman in Mumbai tells you they always have problems with those cars? Dave has, and it was F-airly U-gly.

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#178 - I'm Wedding My Pants

June 18, 2016 • 10 mins

Johnny's wife enjoys going to weddings. Johnny, not so much. He'll go because he wants to be a good husband. After all, he may not be a romantic, but he's no fool.

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#177 - Old and Uncool

November 5, 2015 • 11 mins

Johnny's feeling extra old these days. And his children can't wait to remind him of it.

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#176 - Play The Trump Card

October 21, 2015 • 12 mins

We really hate the pathetic game of media and politics. Perhaps we need a Trump card.

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#175 - Is 10 Enough?

September 30, 2015 • 10 mins

Is ten people living in a small house too much? Paging Captain Obvious.

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#174 - Movin On Down

September 25, 2015 • 10 mins

Some people say moving to the south is a downgrade. We think those people are very smart.

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#173 - None Of The Above

August 5, 2015 • 10 mins

We're ambivalent about this crop of presidential candidates. We're not so blasé about past winners.

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#172 - Everyone Loves A Good Move-ment

July 15, 2015 • 7 mins

Dave's movin' south. And by south, we don't mean the N**meg State.

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#171 - American UnExpressed

June 26, 2015 • 10 mins

Johnny gets lots of credit card offers. Don't they know his wife has final disapproval?

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Episodes

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#188 - NFL Draft Dodgers

#187 - USA, Party of 3?

#186 - Shh... Leaf Blowing In Progress

#185 - Wanna Get Away? From Dave?

#184 - Grumpy Old Men

#183 - Super LI

#182 - LinkedOut

#181 - Dialect Dilemma

#180 - CPAP Smear

#179 - The Roadside Address

#178 - I'm Wedding My Pants

#177 - Old and Uncool

#176 - Play The Trump Card

#175 - Is 10 Enough?

#174 - Movin On Down

#173 - None Of The Above

#172 - Everyone Loves A Good Move-ment

#171 - American UnExpressed

Popular Podcasts

#190 - ImPeach Pits

#189 - At A Loss