Lowering Standards with Patrick and Ryan

Lowering Standards with Patrick and Ryan

Dropping the ball since 2010.

Episodes

October 3, 2010
The block is hot. You should know, Ryan doesn't fuck around with his crises. Patrick loves being smarter than people in his class. What would happen if Bill and Ted were in a human centipede? Teenagers are fucking disgusting. Featuring music from Jinder, The Methadones, Lupe Fiasco, and Between the Buried and Me.

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It's been a little while but it's okay - Patrick and Ryan have taken the LSChop to the mountains. Ryan almost hit a dude who was laying in the road - collect call from Hey It's Ryan I'm In Jail. God hates Patrick's iPod, and clearly Edward Norton as well. Sometimes birds shit on Kings of Leon, bears get stuck in your car, and your buddy takes liberties with your cell phone number on your podcast. Hey, that's life. Featuring music f...
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Patrick's about to start Awesome School (dot com) and Ryan looks like a fucking tomato. We talk about the fireworks guard, the Cave of Sodomy and Tears, and motorcycles getting in fights with bears. Special guest appearance from the batshit-crazy lady who tried sell Patrick her car. Featuring music from Does It Offend You, Yeah?, Toots and the Maytals, Joseph Arthur and The Streets.

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Apparently still around after one horrible episode, Patrick and Ryan talk about E3 some more, Greg the Bum, and drunk people jumping onto moving trucks. Oh, and our friend Scotty finally got laid, so that's big-ass news. (Vegas, baby.) Featuring music from Lions, How to Destroy Angels, McRad and Gorillaz.

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Booyah. First episode. Patrick and Ryan talk about stolen iPods, real lightsabers, sea turtles that can't direct as well as Scorcese and everything else that matters. And some stuff that doesn't. Hilarity may or may not ensue but standards are definitely lowered. Featuring music from The Kills, ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Dead, Mos Def and The Stooges.

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