Beagles Rule! – MDW393

Just a couple of Beagle Rules memes read out.

Episode Transcript

(00:00):
Good morning, good evening,good afternoon, whatever the case may be.
This is Mike, and this is Mike Dell's,
world number 3 93.
Okay, there we go. Turned offthe goofiness. Hey. Hey. Got uh,
a little something i, I saw onlinethat I thought was pretty funny,

(00:20):
so I'm just gonna read it to you, uh,since I have a couple of beagles here.
Uh, so there's the 10 beagle house rules.
One, the dog is not allowed inthe house. Number two. Okay.
The dog is allowed in the house,but only in certain rooms. Three.
Okay. The dog is allowed in all of therooms, but must stay off the furniture.

(00:45):
Four. The dog can onlyget on the old chair.
Five. Fine. The dog'sallowed on all the furniture,
but is not allowed to sleepon the bed with the humans.
Six. Okay. The dog is allowed onthe bed, but only by invitation
seven. The dog can sleep onthe bed whenever he wants,

(01:09):
but not under the covers. Eight.
The dog can sleep under thecovers by invitation only nine.
The dog can sleep underthe covers every night. 10.
Humans must seek permission tosleep under the covers with the dog.
Yeah, that's, uh, that's oneversion of the Beagle House rules,

(01:31):
but I've seen, uh, some other,uh, ones that were pretty funny.
So let me find, there we go.
There's one more here. Andthese are the fridge rules.
Okay. And that's accordingto the beagle. If you drop,

(01:52):
if you drop at the three secondrule applies. If I can reach it,
it was meant for me. If it's edible,I'm pretty sure I'll like it.
If it's cheddar cheese,I know I'll like it.
If I've never had it before, I'dlike to try it. If you don't want,
it seems silly to wasteit. If it's outta date,

(02:13):
it just adds to the flavor.If it's still wrapped,
that's extra roughage.
If I look lovingly atyou, I deserve a treat.
If you have porksausages, I can do tricks.
If I can open the fridge door, I'mclever if you leave the fridge door open.

(02:37):
Thanks. Anyway. All right. That's a a,
a wasted couple of minutes therethat, uh, you'll never get back,
but I appreciate youlistening and we will, uh,
be back tomorrow with anotherepisode for Na Pod Pomo.
Catch me later.