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September 27, 2022 69 min

In this episode, we express our deep disappointment and frustration with TNT for releasing YET ANOTHER mobile game survey! Plus, a puzzling acquisition announcement, our reactions to the latest pet colors and outfits, and some quintessential fall items.

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In this episode, we chat about the Steampunk Grundo, security updates, and the latest editorial. We've also got two listener emails - one that confirms the "Blue Pteri Theory" and another that shares some truly incredible Neopets PowerPoint presentations. Plus: ideas for future plushies, our childhood role models, and how Neopians really feel about Faerie's Hope!

StackPath Captchas Banning Neopians (Jellyneo)

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August 23, 2022 109 min

We're back with an extra long episode! We discuss the new pet colors and outfits, including the controversial Toy Meerca, and give you an update on the data breach and (unfortunately) the Neopets Metaverse. Plus: we read listener mail (including a compelling argument about which Neopet is the #1 Millennial Pet) and talk about business simulation video games, a tough existential question, and more! 

Dream Colors Directory 

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August 2, 2022 78 min

In this episode, we spend the first 20 minutes discussing movies we've seen lately and birthday freebies (oops). Then we speed through the 5(!) most recent pet days before getting to the main topic - the Neopets data breach! We also have an intriguing business proposition, more user designs for pets, and a Neopets version of an iconic fanfic. Plus, we talk about which Muppet we're most like and rate our enclosures!


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July 12, 2022 85 min

In this episode - after talking for about 20 minutes about what we've watched recently (including Baz Luhrmann's ELVIS), we cover the latest pet days and the exciting reveal of Mirsha Grelinek's girlfriend! Then we recap the final Altador Cup results and (lightly) dig into the surrounding controversy. Plus: some tasty user paintbrush ideas, talking about Neopets with your therapist, and condiments on mac and cheese?!?


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Hello again, friends! We hope you've been taking care of yourselves and staying hydrated. We have a new episode for you with some hot Nimmo takes, an "Altador Cupdate", and some delightful listener emails. Plus: contenders for the "rawest image on Neopets", Gross Food that's not so gross, and Wheel of Monotony boyfriends!

Neopian Times Editorial #962
The Progress Pride Flag
"Raw Image" #1
"Raw ...

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This year's Altador Cup has officially begun, but neither of us are very excited about it. We bemoan the event's shortcomings, recap the latest pet days, and read some incredible listener emails. Plus: an update on Caroline's Scourge of the Lab Jellies journey!

Fountain of Pride petpage (LGBTQIA+ directory)
"A Cry For Custard" petpage (Custard pet designs)

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May 31, 2022 91 min

It's our Altador Cup kickoff episode, and boy, do we have a lot to say!! But first, we've got two equally important personal updates to share and (unfortunately) more Neopets Metaverse news to discuss. Plus: listener mail, unpopular movie opinions, and some inconsequential confessions!

Chanty's "Aquatic Neopets as Maraquan Colour" Project
TNT Statement Regarding NFTs
Neopets Metaverse: Early Preview Trailer

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We've got a brand new episode for you, with our hot takes on the new pet colors, Neopian Times editorial highlights, and a recap of the charity art auction. Plus: a listener email takes us through the rollercoaster of DUCK trading, an important PSA about Flash games, and we reminisce about some favorite childhood books.

User designs for Toy pets
Latest Neopian Times editorial (#960)
Neopets Charity Auction (Jellyneo post)

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May 3, 2022 86 min

In this episode, we catch up on the latest "beta" update, various pet days, Festival of Neggs, select editorial questions, mysterious TikToks, and more! We've also got a bunch of listener emails about Flash games, paintbrush combos, the Darigan Lutari, a great Reddit thread, and a question that takes us on multiple tangents.

Neopets Beta Release Notes
Neopian Times editorial #958
Neopian Times editorial #959

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April 12, 2022 69 min

In this episode, we cover April Fools jokes, UC pet glitches, Neopets trading cards? Plus: the return of an old segment!

Customisation Glitches (Jellyneo article)
DungDash announcement
Article about the Neopets TCG launch
Latest Neopian Times editorial (#957)
Scourge of the Lab Jellies (Jellyneo game guide)

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March 29, 2022 70 min

In this episode, we recap Scorchio Day and Illusen Day happenings and talk about the Chomby in the room (aka the Tyrannian Chomby redesign). Unfortunately, we do have some updates on the Neopets Metaverse. On the other hand, we also have a couple nice featured items (for once), some creative ideas for 8-Bit pets, and an incredible email from Kirsten!

Chomby Day Update (Jellyneo)
3D Visuals Sneak Peek (Neopets Metaverse)
More Vis...

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March 15, 2022 77 min

In this episode, we cover the new colors and outfits for Gelerts and Unis, a spicy question in the editorial, and some food-related boards posts. Plus: an avatar achievement, some delightful listener mail, and Hannah informs Caroline about a possible spider-pocalypse!*

*Arachnophobes - skip 13:15 to 16:45

Latest Neopian Times editorial (#955)
Random Spontaneous Poetry Special
User designs for Toy pets

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March 2, 2022 69 min

In this episode: our takes on a plethora of new pet colors & outfits, UC news in the Editorial, and not one, but TWO Neopets-themed Wordle games! Plus, we discuss an unexpectedly wholesome exchange on the boards, which Neopets are the easiest to forget about, and two truly horrifying items!

The Tenth Annual Neopies
Latest Neopian Times Editorial (Issue #954)
Jordle (with Jordie!)
User designs for Chia colors & wear...

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In this episode, we cover Kacheek Day, Zafara Day, and the surprise return of the Neopies! We also discuss the mixed messages about game conversion coming from the Neopian Times editorial and how apparently the first gay character in Neopets canon will be appearing in...Island Builders? Plus, more on the Neopets Metaverse roadmap and an exciting Avatar Adventure!

TNT's Kacheek Day tweet
Latest Neopian Times editorial (Issue...

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February 2, 2022 86 min

In this episode, we dig into the latest Neopian Times editorial and the shocking news that apparently no more games are being converted?!? We also discuss Funko Pops, Wordle, and our least favorite petpets. Plus, a listener blows our minds with their recent Neopets realization!

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January 19, 2022 99 min

We regret to inform you that despite our best efforts, Jumpstart has released another match-3 game (sigh). Of course we cover the beta rollout of the game, as well as new Neopets merch and a small faerie-related controversy. Plus, we read listener mail, share our takes on the terrifying new Buzz color, weigh in on a debate about whether Aishas have fur, and more!

Scrapped Pets - Jellyneo's Book of Ages
Jellyneo post about N...

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January 5, 2022 85 min

Happy New Year, Neostalgians! We're starting 2022 with a bang, discussing some memorable Advent Calendar moments, the release of purchasable pet slots in the NC Mall, and a shady survey from the Neopets Metaverse team. Plus, avatar updates and some new Neopets goals!

Neopets Fun Images
Avatar Reset FAQ
Burlap Kau Propaganda

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December 8, 2021 65 min

In our "holiday" episode,  we present you with our hot takes on the egregious Steampunk Usul & the not-so-Stealthy Xweetok, some user ideas for avatars, and praise for the advent calendar. Plus, we discuss the new plushies and some festive featured items!

EZ Things TNT Can Do But For Some Reason Haven't
Avatar Ideas
Buddy Icon Avatars

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November 24, 2021 88 min

This episode contains what is hopefully our last update on Neopets NFTs. We discuss how only about 20% of the original amount of NFTs were sold, how ugly and messed up the NFTs ended up looking, and some serious allegations from Dress to Impress. We also cover the new roadmap survey, the site's 22nd birthday, and the new plushies - including a mystery plushie that (post-recording) has been identified as a Royal Meepit (who knew...

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