Trap Syd & Taris Spill the Tea Without CEO

In a rare duo episode without CEO, Trap syd and Taris dive deep into boundary-setting, toxic relationship behaviors, and some truly shocking news stories. The chemistry between the two hosts creates an intimate, revealing conversation that touches on both the hilarious and the serious sides of modern relationships.

The pair tackle headline-grabbing stories including a horrifying case of a fake doctor performing botched BBL surgeries in New York that left a woman brain dead, and the latest developments in Diddy's upcoming sex trafficking trial where Cassie will testify under her real name. They also discuss Johnny Blaze's controversial school visit where she claims she was denied entry based on her body shape rather than her reputation.

What really shines in this episode is the candid relationship advice segment where Taris and Trap syd answer audience questions about navigating difficult situations. When should you walk away from a relationship where your partner's family openly disrespects you? What's the line between a partner having reasonable input on your social media and controlling behavior? How do you balance quality time with clingy behavior? Their unfiltered perspectives offer listeners both wisdom and plenty of laugh-out-loud moments.

Between serious topics, the hosts share personal stories about everything from their gaming experiences to cooking adventures, creating a conversational atmosphere that makes listeners feel like they're hanging out with friends. The episode wraps with a heartfelt thank you to their growing audience, acknowledging both the supportive fans and critics who have helped build their platform.

Whether you're seeking relationship advice, want to stay updated on cultural hot topics, or just need some authentic entertainment, this episode delivers with the hosts' signature blend of humor, honesty, and insightful commentary.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
yeah, chia, you already know what it is.
It's your girl, tia McClain.
What's up y'all?
It's your girl, trap C.
Actually, I gotta do that again, cause I missed the whole part.
Alright, ready, go ahead and dothat shit over.
Yeah, chia, you already knowwhat Charlotte's most dangerous
is on the podcast.
You know, it's your girl, tiaMcClain.
It's your girl, trap C.

(00:21):
It's oh damn, I gotta poursomething out for my homie.
Oh, ceo, gotta pour somethingout for CEO for real.
Thank y'all for joining us foranother episode, man, as y'all
can see, ceo is missing.
Um, he is indisposed right now.
We finna go see about him in alittle bit.

(00:41):
But damn, it feel weird, causenow I wanna fuck with him.
Yeah, it feels so weird.
I feel weird.
I want to fuck with him.
I want to, like you know, slaphim back in the head.
But last week he definitelysaid he wanted to fuck me, not
fuck me.
I watched it.
I watched it back.
Ceo talks so fast that sometimeshe don't be knowing what the

(01:04):
fuck he be saying for real.
Like he talks so fucking fast.
I didn't say that yeah, no, no,no, no.
Like last week he was trying tosay I fucked you up.
He said fuck her up.
And then he gonna say fuck her,no, I didn't know he be talking
so fucking fast and I want tosay that's that New York shit.
But I don't New York.
I know how I don't New York.

(01:25):
Y'all know how I feel about NewYork people, so I feel like I'm
being biased.
I'm being biased, I don't givea damn.
Oh, the lone New Yorker.
No, we do not like New Yorkniggas.
Oh, my God, you don't evencount for real.
No more, friend.
You don't even count.
No more.
Just stop Bodegas, rats and assRats.

(01:48):
I still can't believe I saw aman put a rat on a leash.
I swear to God, that shit isdiabolical.
Yes, that's New York.
What do you feed the rat though?
Trash in the streets.
You feed them back-hangingcheese.
What you feed them?
Chopped cheese in the streets.

(02:09):
You feed them back egg andcheese.
It's like what you feed likewith chopped cheese, chopped
cheese.
What you feed him extra lettuceso they can be a little healthy
.
You know, that made me thinkabout crackheads will make oh,
like.
And that reason I say thatbecause I remember, because I
remember that video where thecrackhead put the squirrel on
the leash and it's like how doyou catch a squirrel?
Only a crackhead can thinkabout the that be going on.
That can't, nobody.
Do you know who can do it?
Yeah, yeah, think about it.
It's like how do you catch asquirrel?
Only a crackhead can Thinkabout the shit that be going on.
That can't, nobody.
Do you know who can do it?
Crackhead yeah, yeah, thinkabout it.

(02:29):
They're superheroes.
They ain't a real superhero.
Think about the crackhead thatyou know.
Can he fix shit?
No, no, thank you, most of them.
Can I know a crackhead thatthat used to detail my car for
$40.
$40 detail my car.
I don't know where he ended upat, but shout out to Joe for

(02:50):
real, because Joe used to comeover to the schoolhouse and
detail my car.
Shout out to Joe for real.
But listen, y'all already know.
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(03:12):
Shout out to all the gamers onTwitch.
Shout out to Blue Sky.
We're on Twitter.
We're on Bebo Photo Bucket.
We're on Christian Mingle.
We're on all that own tastyblacks xxx porn hub.
We on oh.
You're on only fans.

(03:32):
We're not on only oh.
You found me.
You found me.
I had a dream yeah, damn,they're gonna crucify me in the
comments.
Oh, go ahead.
I dream that they unblockedPornhub in North Carolina.
It ain't.
Then, though, because I triedto look at it the other day, I
know I was like oh, is this asign?
It was not a sign, but I had adream, so maybe it's coming.

(03:55):
I had a dream it's crazy.
Nothing's beating.
I don't agree with this.
I don't agree with this, but itwould be a disservice to us if
I don't say this.
No, we're on midgetsloveseocom,shortmidgetscom,

(04:15):
fatmoosenugglemidgetscom,midgetsonbackscom.
Yeah, y'all are nasty as fuck.
Look at nasty as shit.
Why y'all want to look atmidges with fat moose knuckles.
No, fat moose knuckles is nuts.

(04:36):
The picture that you said theother day I thought was out of
pocket, to be honest With thelittle short midget that ass,
that's a midget with a bbl shedo got a midget with a bbl is
diabolical.
To be honest, think about thatshit.
A midget with a bbl means likeI don't know.
I don't know how to explain it.

(04:57):
I don't know how to explain it,so, but shout out to ceo,
because I would be a disserviceif I didn't say that to him.
So, yeah, you see how calm itgo when niggas not adding their
two cents in every like fiveminutes.
You might finish in 15 minutes.
I ain't even going to say toomuch.
Sorry, ceo, because he going toclip all this shit back, yeah,

(05:18):
and then talk shit about us andput it in the group chat.
He going to do a green screenon top of it.
You see the way they wastalking about me.
That'd be fire if he did thatto them.
They miss me.
New York, alright, man.
Hot Topics with Chappie Damnthe harmony don't even sound.
The same Sad day.
Alright, celebrity birthdays.

(05:38):
We got two.
Who birthday?
Lil Nas X.
Oh, I love him.
Yes, girl, honestly.
Yes, girl, I forgot about hisentire existence.
Yes, girl, I love him.
What bathroom scene, polo?
Hold on, I missed that.
What bathroom scene?
He was in the bathroom with who, polo, you're such an old man

(06:03):
you say all the men naked in thebathroom.
You're such an old man you sayall the men naked in the
bathroom.
You such an old man, for real.
It was ridiculous.
All the niggas.
It was too many niggas in onespot, polo.
So had it been a few lessniggas, would it have been
acceptable?
How many less niggas?
Like two or three.
I ain't no less niggas.
Hey Polo, I like Lil Nas X.

(06:25):
I ain't gonna lie Cause I usedto play out Old Town Road for
real.
Listen, that was me and mylittle Summer Camp Kids Favorite
song.
We used to kill that Old TownRoad.
Alright, that's a good littlecountry jam.
Yeah, and last birthday,jasmine Sullivan.
She said I bust the windows Outyour car.
Yes, jasmine, let me tell yousomething.
Let me, jasmine, let me tellyou something.

(06:46):
Let me tell you something.
Let me tell you something.
You singing ass, hoe.
You singing ass, bitch.
You keep doing that.
She be singing.
I was listening to what's Wrongin the Car the other day, damn,
oh, you know what song I'mtalking about.
I want to sit on it.
Because why would you sing thatlike that?

(07:07):
Because every time I hear it.
Now I want to sit on whatever Iwant to sit on, you deserve it.
I want to sit on it.
I want to sit on the couch, siton the table, sit on the
counter, sit on him, okay, whywould she sing it like that?
Sexy ass, I love Jasmine.
She's very vocal, pretty andvery jamaican.

(07:28):
Yes, range is crazy.
Her range is crazy.
Love jazz, I love that.
Okay, let's go to um hot topicsbecause, honestly, all of these
is kind of outrageous.
I only got three, okay, we'regonna get through them.
The first one a fake new yorkdoctor was arrested after a
botched bbl surgery leaves awoman brain dead.
I'm sorry, go ahead and go backto that title one more time.
I'm ready again.
Excuse me, give me a second.

(07:49):
Go through that title one moretime.
A fake emphasis on the fake no,no, no.
Next word New York doctor, yeah, was arrested after a botched
BBL surgery, left a woman braindead.
What the fuck?
So felipe hoyos feronda, a 38year old man, was operating in a

(08:13):
legal clinic out of his brickhome in astoria, queens, falsely
claiming to be a certifieddoctor from columbia.
A 31 year old woman paid him toremove her butt implants, but
during the unauthor procedure heinjected her with an anesthetic
that caused lidocaine toxicityleading to a heart attack.
She was rushed to Mount SinaiQueens Hospital with no brain

(08:36):
activity and had to be intubated.
Her identity remainsundisclosed.
That is crazy as hell.
So I know people are going tobe like like well, how did they
find out right?
How did he get arrested?
A friend of the victim notifiedpolice after realizing the
surgery had gone wrong.
So the articles that I readsaid the friend went to go pick
this lady up.
They got the bbl and noticedthat her friend was unresponsive

(08:59):
.
She immediately took her friendto the hospital and called the
police and alerted the policeabout this guy.
The police interviewed theguy's landlord of where he was
staying and the landlord gavethem an accurate description,
same description that the friendgave him.
So they went to the man's house, they searched it and he
apparently has done likehundreds of these BBL services,

(09:22):
hundreds of them that nigga justbeen cutting bitches up in
Queens.
So listen to this.
So authorities tracked Ferandabecause he was trying to flee
y'all.
He was trying to leave America.
Oh, now you want to getdeported.
Now you want to get deported.
So he switched his licenseplate, took it off his car and
put it onto another car, droveit to the jfk airport.

(09:44):
And that's how they tracked himwas through his license plate,
and every time he went throughthe tolls, you know it tells you
like who this nigga thought hewas john wick, I guess, I don't
know, god yep.
So he tried to flee to columbiavia florida.
So his flight path was jfk tomiami, miami to columbia.
He was charged with seconddegree assault and practicing
medicine without a license.

(10:05):
That nigga thought he was JohnWick for real, switching license
places, hopping in cars,walking with his hood up After
he done, chopped that girl upand done made her brain dead.
New York, this some New Yorkshit.
This is New York shit, becauseonly a New York nigga think he
going to be a doctor in hisapartment that's above the

(10:25):
bodega.
The only type of shit Cut thatgirl booty cheeks up To do
hundreds of BBL subjects isnasty work.
That means aunties, the cousins, the little mommies, you know
the boricas, all of them been upin there getting cut up and
shit.
You know they inject cement.
I don't know if people shoulddo that, but they do that for

(10:46):
them.
You know that's shit crazy.
That's shit crazy.
A beat for a bbl, yeah.
I wonder how much.
I wonder how much he paid him.
He was cheap, like a thousanddollars, like cheap, cheap, and
that's the thing.
So I read three differentarticles and only one article
actually like gave, like thestar.
But apparently he was goingaround telling women in New York
that he was like this highranking um plastic surgeon in

(11:11):
Columbia and that's why he camehere to America, because he
wanted to bring his talent, helpother women in America that
want to remove their implants.
But whole time I will sayColumbia.
I will say what was he doing inAmerica?
The people do be flyingoverseas to get procedures done.
Yeah, because you're cheaperand they do a good job.
But I feel like people dopeople who do that do research,

(11:32):
like the veneers going to thedoctors.
Honestly, I just watched avideo of this girl going to
Switzerland to get all herdoctor's appointments done in a
nice ass hospital for like $500.
Dental, obgyn, primary care allthat $500.
You know how much that wouldcost in the United States?
You still paying until you die.

(11:56):
Atrium, think they're going toget money out of me?
Nope, nope, no.
I hit that when they be like doyou want to pay your co-pay now
?
Nope, nope, nope.
They'll get it some way.
Somehow some anonymous donorgonna die and donate three, you
know, 30 million, three milliondollars and they get it back.

(12:16):
So somebody gonna pay.
Y'all just gonna be me.
You wanna be me?
Don't get me started on studentloans because y'all never
getting them shits back.
Finally, somebody understand.
Y'all never paying them studentloans because y'all never
getting them shits back.
Finally, somebody to understand.
Y'all never paying them studentloans back.
Y'all going to have to get itback in fucking blood.
This is my money now, nigga,that's a lot deeper for real.
My money when you gave it to meand your money when you want it
back.
Damn, because I ain't giving itback.

(12:36):
Well, fuck that nigga.
I hope somebody um he going hegonna go to jail.
Somebody gonna try to mess hisbooty cheeks in jail.
Watch you know what I waswatching.
They might just deport him,though you know it's Trump era.
I was watching um, my sister'sass is gonna swell up and people
going back over there don'twant to go back.
He free me over there trying toget deported Crazy, doing
botched BBLs.

(12:57):
Doing botched BBLs when they asklike you get back over here,
brother, and people like, yeah,they caught me, I'm trying to
feed my family, and shit.
They gonna ask this nigga.
And he's like, yeah, I wasdoing bbf.
I was like, come on, bro, comeon, yeah, shit, crazy, all right
.
Next up, johnny blaze.
Johnny bledge alleges that themiddle, a middle school in

(13:17):
georgia, blocked her fromspeaking to female students over
the shape of her body and nother reputation.
So let me explain.
Sorry, recently somebody fromcedar grove middle school in
decatur, georgia, reached out tojohnny blaze via instagram to
ask her to come to speak to thefemales at the school and kind

(13:38):
of tell them good advice, youknow, get them on the right path
.
She responded back and saidthat she would also be bringing
wellness packets for the ladiesat the school.
So hygiene, like little packetsthat include like sanitary items
, toothbrush, deodorant, thingslike that, because if you ain't
never smelled a middle schooler,they'll, motherfuckers, be
stank.
Baby, okay, stank ass.

(13:58):
All them hormones forming smelllike sweat, ass, ass and
badussy Times two.
They just be stank for real.
I hate to say it, I love middleschoolers but they don't know
how to wash and then they bestank.
But what they do is, instead oflike washing their ass, they
layer it with cologne.
So it's just like cologne andstank and think nobody smell it
and think nobody smell it.

(14:19):
And then they go to gym class,sweat, play basketball and then,
instead of like just you know,got, you know get wipes or stuff
, you know I'm saying cologne,cologne go right back to class.
So now we just smell like,smell like gucci in the ass.
It's crazy.
Smell like onions for real, forreal, like kids be stank, for
real.
They don't got good hygiene.

(14:39):
I remember when I was in middleschool my mama used to like give
, give me a little zip bag.
So when I had gym class I hadwipes, deodorant, I had shit.
She put a toothbrush in it.
She put a toothbrush in it.
Yeah, nothwash, hell, yeah.
Now I still do that as an adult.
Now the kids don't mean, youknow, they don't even wear gym
clothes anymore.

(15:05):
You be seeing niggas hoopingAmiris like skinny ass, amiris
and shit, like it's crazy.
My baby lebron, that's exactlytyrese.
Go man, let's be real.
Who's saying tyrese, tyrese,halliburton?
Well, the kids.
Kobe ain't nobody.
What do the kids say?
Because our generation did kobeand lebron, who they say, yeah,
I don't know, I don't know.
Oh, that's what they do.
Oh, yeah, I be seeing this.

(15:26):
And then I be yeah, that's whatI be seeing.
Oh, yeah, he don't care, thoughhe did it again the game.
Another day they found his dumbass 75k.
Yeah, he don't give a fuck.
He don't keep making money,just like Anthony Edwards, yeah,
damn.
So back to Johnny Blaze.

(15:47):
So Johnny Blaze recentlyattempted to visit Cedar Grove
Middle School in Decatur,georgia, to speak with the girls
and donate those wellness orhygiene packets that I was
telling you guys about.
However, once she got there,the principal allegedly denied
her entry due to her body shape,saying that it would be a
distraction to the students.
Despite the initial pushbackafter conversation, johnny was

(16:09):
still allowed to distribute thecare packages, but she was not
allowed to speak to the femalestudents.
As of now, the school has notissued a public statement
regarding these claims.
All right, let's be perfectlyhonest here, right?
I don't want Johnny Blazespeaking to my students either.
I'm just being honest.
I don't want her speaking to mystudents.
I know she may have turned a newleaf, but all I can just think

(16:32):
about is those days on Love HipHop.
That's all I can think about,and I hate to tell people, but
those middle school kids don'tknow that about her, though,
honestly, to be fair, and middleschool kids don't know that
about her, though.
Honestly, to be fair, if you goon like Twitter and Instagram,
all those clips, old clips ofthose shows, they recycle them

(16:52):
on Instagram and IG.
Now, and if you start like, ifyou keep, if you like, say, for
instance, you get on Instagramjust to watch love hip-hop clips
from now it'll recycle old ones.
That's how the algorithm works.
So I'm pretty sure they see itand my so I'm pretty sure they
see it.
And my thing is this like I'mbeing honest and maybe people
gonna say I'm like an old asslady for this and shit.
I don't want my kids to beseeing that like.
I don't want my kids to seethat for real.
Like it may be, it's good forme, but I don't want my kids to
be seeing that like.

(17:12):
You know what I'm saying.
Used to be on there, you know,sucking dick, I don't know.
Don't come talk to my kids like.
I don't know.
This is weird, I don't knowJohnny Blaze, though, she's just
not.
Honestly, I respect it more ifit was Cardi.
I don't even get Rashida andKurt.
Rashida and Kurt could cometalk to my kids before Johnny
Blaze.
But I think for her she wasmore baffled at the fact that

(17:35):
she was denied entry because ofhow she was built and not
because of her reputation.
Okay, because in her mind.
All fairness, johnny, Iapologize because I missed that
part.
I missed that part.
You know, like if y'all wouldhave said something about my
reputation, fine, I get that.
A lot of people have judged mebecause of my past.
Right, that's perfectly fine, Ihave to deal with it.
Judging, but judging me becauseof my body is not, no, that

(18:03):
hell.
No, scrappy cannot come talk tomy kids.
Hell, no, scrappy can't cometalk to my kids.
Rashana cannot come talk to mykids.
Safaree can come talk to thekids.
Safaree cannot come talk to mykids.
Why can't Safaree come talk tothe kids?
What?
Give him up, give him up, makeit, let you on for 10, 12 years.
All right question out of allthe people that's been on loving

(18:24):
hip-hop, who the best personcomes to be to some kids?
Out of all the people, who thebest person comes to be to some
kids?
Out of all the people lovinghip-hop?
Kirken, rashida.
I'm gonna lie to y'all and I'mbeing so honest.
Y'all, before the last twoyears, before the last two years
, I would agree with y'all butkirken rash, rasheed on some
dumb ass shit.
Now, rasheed will never comeand talk to my kids about shit,

(18:45):
because Rasheed can't stand onbusiness when it comes to her
fucking husband.
Damn out of all the love and hiphop franchises.
Out of all of okay, out of,probably, trina.
Hold on y'all, hold on, hold ony'all Out of all the franchises
like New York, miami andAtlanta, probably Trina, trina
or Trick Daddy.

(19:06):
Stop fucking playing with me.
Jocelyn cannot come talk to mykids, jocelyn, she's going to be
like you, little bitches If youdon't do what the fuck you're
supposed to do, you're going tobe my bitch.
Honestly, rashida and Kirk wouldbe a good person to come talk
to kids because they do ownbusinesses.
However, rash would be a goodperson to come talk to kids
because they do own businesses.
However, rashida can't cometalk to my kids only because

(19:26):
Rashida was championing behindan abuser and was championing
behind somebody beating onsomebody else and made jokes
about it.
So you can never come talk toany of my children.
K Michelle, yeah, and still hasnot apologized to K Michelle
for that shit at all.
But now look at her.
Look at your life now.
Now look at your life.
Karma, crazy how them tablesturn.

(19:47):
Out of everybody on Love Hip Hop, you know who come talk to my
kids.
I would let Stevie come talk tothe kids for real.
Think about it.
Stevie J let me tell you whyStevie got.
He's very accomplished, very,very accomplished.
Out of all the people on loveand hip-hop, think who's more
accomplished than stevie j onlove hip-hop?

(20:08):
More accomplished you're gonnabe my other than cardi, or than
cardi b, which happened.
Spice, oh yeah, spice too,spice, spice, spice is stevie's
good.
Yes, she could get on my spice.
Good too.
He was, he was, but I'm, youknow, early season.
He was, he was, but you knowI'm not Early season, you know
I'm not fucking letting, buthe's a crackhead now.
So you know I'm not letting BigDraco come on and talk to the

(20:29):
kids.
He was like nigga, I was thefirst.
I was the first, I was thefirst nigga to come talk to
y'all.
Fuckin' hell, I'm the.
Turn the lights on, nigga.
I signed your progress.
You know what's crazy y'all likeif y'all can't like really
think about it.
Love Hip Hop been on so long.
Do y'all remember when it firstcame on with like Jim Jones and

(20:51):
Chrissy and all that shit andwhat's?
Jwells and Emily and Erica MinaSteel?
Oh my god, like I remember whenLove Hip Hop first came on the
TV.
That was like we sat down andwatched that.
Thank you for real.
You know the sad part about thatis loving hip-hop been on for
so long and chrissy still don'tgot no ring.

(21:14):
Okay, yeah, and they ain'tnever gonna get one.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
All Go ahead.
I rebuke that in the name ofJesus.
Jim Jones ain't going to nevermarry her, okay, but who did get
a ring?
Cassie, cassie.
Who?
Cassie, cassie?
Who, diddy, cassie?
Oh, she got married to the man,right?
But this is about Cassie, itain't about her marriage.
Oh, okay, my bad.

(21:35):
Cassie reportedly makes Diddy'supcoming trial.
So if you are not familiar, pDiddy's trial is coming up on
May 5th.
I put baby oil on this morning.
My bad, you're nasty.
Listen, I'm not using baby oilbecause of Diddy, damn it.

(21:55):
No, I was using baby oil before.
Diddy was using baby oil.
Hell, no, you sure about that?
No, but I'm just saying he'sdoing documents.
He's been doing this shit for,about that?
No, but I'm just saying Babyoil, I like baby oil.
I use the Johnson Johnsoncoconut one.
I like it, damn it.
I'm not going to be ashamedbecause Diddy used it for
nefarious reasons.
I said nefarious, nasty, my bad.

(22:15):
Cassandra Cassie Ventura isreportedly preparing to testify
against her ex, sean Diddy Combs, in his upcoming sex
trafficking trial.
Additionally, according tocourt motion documents obtained
by people, cassie will testifyunder her real name, while three

(22:36):
other victims will also testifyagainst him, but they have
chosen to remain anonymous outof safety.
Diddy's trial is set to beginon May 5th.
He was initially indicted inSeptember 2024 on charges
including sex trafficking,rocketeering and transportation
to engage in prostitution, andrecently they added an

(22:56):
additional charge tied to victim2, who is remaining unnamed in
this trial, and obviously Diddyand his legal team has continued
to deny all of theseallegations.
But I think that's interesting,that she is going to not only
testify but testify under hername.
She wants this in documents,that she is a victim and she's
standing up.
She's closing this chapter ofher life.

(23:18):
You know what's going to becrazy After all this shit and
that nigga get acquitted ofeverything.
That's going to be crazy Afterall this shit, and that nigga
get acquitted of everything.
That's going to be a nigga thatcome back unstoppable boy.
We not going to boy.
She's going to be scary outhere for real.
We think 50 a troll.
We haven't seen Diddy trollsyet.
That nigga Diddy, he going tohave a baby wall line.
He going to partner withJohnson Johnson.
I swear to God that nigga Diddyis the new devil, shit of god.

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That nigga diddy is the newdevil shit.
He been in jail since what damn?
For months now that shit crazylike what he got.
He got charges in september.
I think he got arrested in likeoctober and november.
Damn that nigga diddy in jail.
I wonder if he doing the talentshows like r kelly that's what
I said.
I wonder if he doing the talentshows like rk?

(24:01):
You got soups up the ass, soupsor soups, soups.
Um, yeah, r kelly.
Um, you know r kelly be doingthe talent shows in jail.
R kelly did a whole verse on ajail phone that piss me off so
bad.
Why that is?
I came across it because I wasscrolling my phone and I got

(24:25):
distracted and then I put myphone down but you know, it was
still on the screen, so theaudio started playing.
I said, oh shit, somebody done,remixed Chris Brown.
I heard Robert Kelly comethrough that fucking phone.
I said what the fuck?
That's the official remix too.
Yes, it is.
Oh my god, chris Brown said itand he was like if he wanted
anybody to be on that song, itwould be R Kelly.

(24:46):
So he reached out and R Kellydid it.
Of course, chris would say thatyou know, bro, go bro.
This shit is abuser meetspredator, you know, oh god yeah,
abuser meets predator.
So dun dun dun, let me stop,cause Chris Brown be watching a
podcast that mention his nameevery time.
So let me stop.
So he send them goons to me.
I mean, bristopher, I'm sorry,give me some tickets to your

(25:09):
show.
You say what?
Give me some tickets to yourshow, you so?
And I want the meet and greetexperience, the meet and greet.
How much.
I saw how much the tickets go.
Have you seen how much thetickets cost for the meet and
greets?
A thousand, no, they're over athousand, they they're almost
$2,000.
If I gotta pay $2,000 to seeChris Brown, let me tell you
something Christopher, y'allgonna see me run across the

(25:30):
stage next year.
It better be a meet and greet.
Okay, I better see that meetand then I greet it.
That's exactly what that shitshould be.
Paying, no, paying no damn$2,000 for no meet and greet to
get a hug from him.
And then he push your ass alongand hug the next bitch.
Be mad as hell.
I would go to a meet and greetfor um, not for Chris.

(25:50):
I'd go to one for um, drake,hell, no, I would Drake give me
major corny vibes.
I feel like he give great hugsthough who's calling my phone,
who's calling my?
He just gives like sassy, likeit's some pictures.
Every time he's taking apicture, he, but it's some duck
lips for he do them duck lips.

(26:11):
You know who I go to me, who Ifeel like give good hugs.
I feel like plies give goodhugs.
I don't know why I thought aboutplot.
I feel like boosie smell likeass on On Louisiana Stink.
I don't know what kind of stinkthat is, but it's just stink.
So disrespectful, my bad, Idon't know.
You just know how you look atsome people.
You can tell they stink.
For real.

(26:31):
Boosie, don't give stink to me.
I feel like because he alwayssweating and he always like
diabetic.
I don't know, I don't know,know, you know.
You know what else I feel likestink.

(26:51):
Who keep me and what is yougood?
What's wrong with you today?
Amen, you, you, good.
It's my turn.
Um, who is think oh, um, I waswatching this the other day.
Tyler perry.
Somebody say, oh, I was.
I believe that they said TylerPerry stinks, he gives stink.
I don't know he does.
I don't know the way themmovies be coming out, with them
wigs maybe.
So they had an AI-generatedpicture of him it said he was

(27:13):
playing.
He was set to star as WakaFlocka in Waka Flocka's
biography movie for April Fool'sDay.
That shit, look like Medea withsome damn dreads.
I need to go watch that newmovie.
I heard it was good.
Duplicity I need to go watch it.
I heard it was good.
I finally watched SZA and KekePalmer's movie the other day.
How was it?
How you like it?

(27:33):
I would not have paid to go seeit in the movies, but it's one
of those days but I thought itwas a really good.
I thought it was a good moviebut I wouldn't have paid to see
the movie.
So I thought that the storylinewas like kind of a little bit
all over the place and I feellike they tried so hard to be um
, don't be a menace in southcentral for real with all like
the joke just.

(27:54):
But it had a lot of star powerin there, like kirk frank, not
kirk franklin, I'm so damn.
Cat williams, I don't call thatman Kurt Francis.
He is the new pastor.
He predicted all this shit.
It had Cat Williams.
It had the dude that played theuncle in Snowfall.
It had him in there.
Oh yeah, it had Ava from AbbeyElementary.

(28:16):
Oh, that's my girl.
It had.
Yeah, what's his name?
Fuck.
Oh, he is a comedian.
I can't remember his namelorrell yes, lorrell was in
there.
Um, it had, um, the dude he'dbe on twitter.
His name joshua o'neal.
He to do the um videos and itwas like jesus was talking to
each other.
It's him.

(28:37):
But then, like I had to showyou the video you know I'm
talking about, but it had a lotof great like comedy people in
there.
Um, desi banks was in there.
Yeah, I don't know where desiman great comedy people in there
Desi Banks was in there.
They had Desi Banks.
Where did he be?
I don't know where Desi been,but he was in there too.
I just thought it was just notgood enough to go see the movies
, though I wouldn't have paid tosee it in the movies.
You got to think about it,probably because it was Kiki
Palmer and SZA.
No, kiki Palmer and SZAactually did good, that's SZA

(28:59):
was.
She might need to tap into heracting bag.
Yeah, she might need to tapinto her acting bag.
Of course, I love Kiki.
I think it was a storyline,though, like whoever wrote it
just was it was.
That storyline was all over thefucking place.
But I will say one thing,though Very much so relatable in
real life.
I will say real life Becausethem going to the paycheck

(29:25):
advance fight and trying to getadvance the money and the Johnny
the Long shit that is someblack people shit for us so far.
Sticking me, have a date.
Yeah, your fire say yes, good,I it was.
It was okay.
I enjoyed it like as a Netflixwatch, not a theater watch.
For have y'all seen paradise onHulu?
Not have seen I have seen ityet, but I need to.
Everybody talks about it.
I am stuck in my um crime dramaphase right now.

(29:48):
So I'm watching um reacher onamazon prime watch reacher y'all
that nigga reacher be knockingmotherfuckers out for real
reacher.
I'm watching um will trenttracker and um reasonable doubt.
That's great that.
Just nasty on there.
Yes, I love it, though they befucking down on there.

(30:09):
Fine ass black people fuckingdown on there.
Just nasty, I like it.
I'd be in the bed like,spinching my toes, yeah, like
you know how you be like.
Oh my god, look at what I'mwatching.
Yes, wish it was me.
But yeah, all right, mansensation.
Listen, let's hit for me.
Let's ask tears, some shit, I'mfriends with my staff again,

(30:33):
y'all, okay, we're not beefingwith them, no more.
No, okay, they've been doingtheir work for real, for real.
They've been locked in.
Y'all know, next week is springbreak.
Shout out to all you parentsthem badass kids coming home to
you.
All right, it's spring breakweek.
So they've been locked in.
Y'all know, next week is springbreak.
Shout out to all you parentsthem badass kids coming home to
you.
All right, it's spring breakweek.
So they've been locked inbecause they're trying to get
these spring break hours forreal and I'm in charge of the
schedule.
No, that mean they're trying tobe nice, they're trying to get.

(30:54):
Oh yeah, you fuck with me.
You ain't getting on theschedule.
Them hours is gone.
You're not doing your job.
So they did give me somequestions to ask, um.
Damn, because it's crazy, thequestions that I was supposed to
ask.
I was supposed to ask um withall of us here, but it's all
right, I'm gonna make it do whatI do.
I've been liking thesequestions.
So, yeah, shout out, ceo man,we'll tap in with you soon later

(31:18):
.
Maybe not, though.
Um, whoa, did you kill them all?
No, I didn't kill them all, butI just Maybe not, though.
Whoa, did you kill him off?
No, I didn't kill him off, butI just realized I had a great
thought that nigga is not hereso we can take over his podcast.
Whoa, my bad, the plot to it,real plot to it, ain't it All
right?
So we talked about boundariesand jealousy when they gave me

(31:42):
these questions.
We talked about boundaries andjealousy when they gave me these
questions and I realized, asI'm talking about boundaries and
jealousy, the Y is the youngkids, the generation.
They don't have boundaries.
Like they will settle foranything and then be mad when
anything happens.
Like is that what I'm about toraise my kids in no boundaries?
Like they don't have anyboundaries.

(32:03):
Like this girl was on the phonewith her man and he was talking
to her, added another girl tofacetime that she did not know.
Don't know this girl, don'tknow where she came from, but
they all on facetime together.
Do you know how I would crashout?
Hold on, this, don't soundright.
A girl was on FaceTime with herboyfriend, uh-huh, and he added

(32:24):
another girl in In the FaceTimeand was like yeah, this is.
She.
Ain't never asked bitch, who isyou?
She asked and he was like yeah,this is my friend.
I just wanted y'all to talk andme, who is this random ass
bitch that you added me first?
Before you ask somebody, whydon't we just add a random
friend, a random woman, nah,what you mean?

(32:53):
I gotta feel the vibe hold on,hold on, hold on.
I would have been met his sister, uh-uh, because you know what,
I wouldn't agree with it.

(33:13):
I wouldn't agree with youbecause a nigga, a nigga will a
nigga.
Let me tell y'all something,ladies giving bullshit because I
don't got it to my bag, redflag number 87 a nigga will tell
you that that girl that you metis his sister and steal fucker
and come to find out.
They fuck you.
You know I'm saying so.
Please, all these sisters andbest friends and brothers have

(33:38):
you fucking.
They're fucking, they're not.
That's not his sister, that'snot his best friend.
Daddy lady, did not come outthat my brothers are my but, but

(33:59):
they're my brothers thoughthat's my family, like we're
related I don't have.
Like I have niggas I'm friendswith, but not like I call them
my brothers.
We're friends, we're notbrothers.
No, fuck that damn.
I just thought about it.
Whoa, I can't even say that, tobe honest.
No, because I just thoughtabout it.
I just thought about it.

(34:20):
No, what just happened?
You know what?
I just thought about a shoutout to ed and stowe, because I
knew part of my brothers.
I just thought about it forreal.
And if they, if they watch thisback, if they watch this back,
they would add it as a ringtone.
So I just thought about it.
But no, we're not talking aboutus, ladies, we're talking about
these niggas.
We're talking about theseniggas.
It's not about us, it's talkingabout these niggas and these

(34:42):
sisters.
You said yours was 87?
Yes, 87.
If a nigga tell you he hate abitch, so bad, they're fucking.
No, they're fucking.
You know, she talk about tooPolo, cause you are so fucking
stupid.
If a nigga tell you he hatethat bitch, he don't.
He fucking that bitch, he lovesthat bitch and they're fucking

(35:03):
rule 88 of the red flags.
Look at Polo.
He looking like what the fuck?
No, she talk about Ray Mysterioand Jero Polo's.
So fucking funny, bro.
She talking about Rey Mysterioand Jero.
Jero used to tell us all thetime he could not stand that

(35:25):
bitch, he hated her.
Come to find out he wassticking dick to her.
It's crazy why she had thewrestling mask on.
You know she had to unzip themouth part and everything it.
It's crazy why she had thewrestling mask on.
You know she had to unzip themouth part and everything.
It's crazy.
I gotta find a picture that big.
I have the pictures.
I'm gonna put it on the t-shirt.
Yeah, I'm gonna put on at-shirt for real.
Let's see.
It is sick, you nasty.
All right, man, before I goback, because boundaries have

(35:46):
been crossed.
All right, boundaries here, don.
This is a question that camefrom my staff and this is like I
guess this is a situation wherethey're dealing with um
approval from the other familyor whatever.
If your partner's family, youknow, disapproved of you and

(36:10):
talked about you in front of you, do you leave your partner?
Talk about me in front of me,in front of you, my name, talk
about you like wait, cuz yougotta get.
Basically, she wants advice.
It's not even question onceadvice.
Okay, she's dating somebody andheard the person's family does
not like her.

(36:30):
Now I am.
She didn't tell me why theydon't like her, but I am
guessing it's a race, it's aracial thing.
Oh yes, I'm thinking it's aracial thing, but I haven't, I'm
not sure.
So I can't say for sure, buther partner's family does not
like her and they talk about herin front of her.
Now they don't come out andthat's to like be like you,
stupid bitch.
But it's like always shade.
It's always shade being thrownand it's not even subtle shade,

(36:51):
it's like shade.
She's asking what does she doabout it?
Because she really loves him.
However, you don't want to sitthere and be talked about by his
family.
So what do you do when all thishappens?
Sitting there, shut the fuck up, like niggas do.
He don't love you because if hedid, he wouldn't allow that to
happen.
Regardless if that's your familyor not, niggas will check
anybody about their girlfriend,or Will they?

(37:11):
Will they?
You know these niggas be kindof quiet and sucking on thumbs
when it comes to their mamas.
Rule number 62.
Rule 62.
Don't you date a mama's boy Likethese niggas.
Don't date a mama's boy.
Oh, you agree with me on thatone.
Don't date a mama's boy.

(37:32):
Okay, that mama, his mama's notyour.
Okay, that mama, his mama's notyour mama.
That's not your best friend,cause, at the end of the day,
she gonna ride for her lying assson.
She gonna, yeah T cause that.
That mama gonna ride for herlying ass son.
So yeah, thank you.
So yeah, so look at the lyingass son.
Lying ass son, lying ass son,lying ass fucking son over here

(37:55):
and shit.
Well, I tell you, my mom ain'tsay that yeah, and she gonna
come and tell me something.
I don't think my son did that.
He didn't say that.
No, that just don't sound likemy baby, that don't sound like
him.
I'm not saying you lying,though.

(38:18):
I said well, have you addressedit?
You know I'm a bold-ass person.
I would address it right therewith the family.
Yeah, so what's good?
Y'all good.
Like y'all want to step outside?
Yeah, like y'all cool.
How was you cool?
Like I would have, I would haveaddressed it.

(38:38):
Yeah, but I do think I alsotell her though it's literally
right there, like y'all cool,y'all good.
But I tell her that I thinkit's a racial thing.
She's black and he's white, so,and I work in Ballantyne, so
you know that area over there isreally make America great again
.
So, who knows, I think it'sracial.
But she wanted that advice fromus about what to do.
I told her to leave his ass.
He worked for me too.
I told him leave his ass.

(39:00):
Honestly, love, congress, all,but at the same time, if he's
not willing to even step up andaddress it or even acknowledge
that it's going on, he's alsopart of the problem.
That is true, yeah, I ain'tgonna lie like a man that
defends me, but I'm also.
I'm cognizant.
So we was I think we talkedabout this other week.
I like in my relationships, youknow, if I do wrong which rarely

(39:24):
happens, because me but if I dowrong, check me in private,
don't check me in public.
You know what I'm saying.
Don't, don't be trying to checkme in front of niggas, because
I'm gonna let you know, I'mgonna be stubborn and shit.
But I do like when you know youstand with your person but then
you get in the car you buy you.
Now you know you was fucked upfor that right, like you can't
do that.
Blah, blah, blah.
So you know I feel it a niggathat's gonna stand ten times for

(39:46):
you.
Do love you for real.
All right, I got another one ofmy um del staff members.
This is what they said.
She said should your boyfriendor girlfriend have a say in what
you post online or is thatcontrolling?
Should they have a say?
I think it's a very thin linewhen it comes to that.

(40:07):
Talk about it and I'm going totell you why.
It's a difference between yourpartner saying what you post in
regards to respect to therelationship, for example.
If you're in a relationship,why are you posting single shit?
If you're in a relationship,why are you showing ass?
You know some men don't likethat.
So that's why I say it's a verythin line, but it gets to be

(40:31):
controlling.
When it's like, oh, you can'tpost nothing, you can't post
that, you can't post that.
Add me to your close friends,add me to your script.
Like that's controlling.
Would you add your boyfriend toyour close friends?
I usually do, yeah, I usuallydo.
Since what, god damn, he messyas shit, he messy as fuck.

(40:53):
I don't think I added.
I don't think I added myboyfriend.
When I was dating, I didn't addhim to my close friends.
Well, I'm okay, not that I washiding anything, but I didn't
add him cause sometimes I needto talk shit about him on there.
Yeah, that's what I was aboutto say.
It depends.
Like the old dude was not in myclose friends.
Oh, no, no, no, no, but geraldwas also not in my close friends

(41:19):
.
Never think about it.
Yeah, I mean I don't, I don'tknow, I mean and I'm not, I'm
not talking shit about him.
So please don't take I'll betalking shit about my man.
I just believe, like you know,the close friends, he just y'all
.
He don't make me mad today, cutit up, but I him, I love him
for real.
Like you know, sometimes youneed a vent and then my close
friends I ain't going to lie,it's nothing but my cousins and

(41:40):
girls that I know it's reallygirls.
It used to be niggas in there,but I grew up out of that Niggas
.
You put a nigga in your closefriends and he think, being your
DMs, laughing at nothing, I'mon there just saying have a good
day.
He ha, ha, ha ha ha.
Nigga, you not laughing at that?
Yeah, you not.
I know how y'all niggas do.
There's nothing funny aboutwhat you said, but you need an

(42:01):
opener.
That was the opener.
Yeah, ha, ha, ha ha.
And then when you just doubletap it, they be like damn, no
response, nigga, what it isanother trick is you double tap
it and then un-double tap it andthen like, oh, damn, my bad.
You like cool and then likethank you.
You know, we know how y'allniggas do.
We know the game.
We calling y'all out.

(42:21):
All I did was smile into thecamera.
The sun shining, have a goodday.
How did that make you laugh forreal?
Oh my god.
No, no, y'all.
Y'all slick as shit.
It is okay, because you knowwhat I'll be playing into it.

(42:42):
I'll be like shit.
You funny as fuck.
Don't nothing be funny.
I love saying that to a nigga.
You funny as shit for real.
That's crazy.
But yes, close friends,honestly.
I do think, though, like yousaid, there's a thin line and
there has to be like a level ofand I guess, when you get a
relationship, this is somethingthat y'all talk about what is

(43:02):
things to be posted, what'sthings not to be posted?
Because some people don't care,like some men are so secure.
They like I don't give a fuckwhich post.
I know you're my girlfriend.
I mean, I'm not.
Yeah, I ain't gonna lie, I'm ina relationship definitely not
posting no ass on there.
I don't do that now, but I'mdefinitely not posting no ass on
there, like you know.
No single shit, you know, butI'm definitely you're not, finna
, control what I'm postingeither.
Right To be honest, he's sofucking messy bro.

(43:29):
The laugh is crazy.
It's crazy how universes worklike that.
Right, and see, he got my ass.
I done.
Take your phone Now I'mscrolling my page.
Make sure I'm popping up on thepage.
That's crazy.
The camera not going to pick upnone of this.

(43:56):
The camera not going to pick upnone of this.
The camera not gonna pick upnone of this.
All right, um.
So one of the questions and thiswas just like a um random, I
guess it was, as it was aquestion about being toxic, and
when she asked me this, I waslike, oh, that was a good, like
the blur out is crazy.

(44:16):
Is you cool?
You cool, you cool, stepoutside.
Yeah, we'll talk after this.
Cause, what the fuck was that?
We'll talk after this.
Sound like I'm about to get myass whooped, all on camera and
shit telling people that I'm nottoxic.
I'm not toxic at all.
I got a 401k, but I'm not toxic.

(44:36):
How you doing?
Um, if your partner it was tooclingy, or if your partner
expects you to spend everymoment with them, how do you
respond to that?
Huh, because you know something.
If your partner is too clingyor expect you to spend a lot of
time with them, how do yourespond to that?
We gotta break up becausethat's unrealistic, is it?

(44:57):
Yeah, because you, like you'rebroke, please bye.
I mean with that too.
And mama, honestly, you got toomuch free time to be around me,
but not for me.
It's like you.
Everybody needs time apart.
You need that time to like youdo by yourself and like do your
own thing and be with yourfriends and cultivate your own

(45:18):
interests.
Right, if you always with thatperson, you're gonna grow to get
tired of that person.
You're gonna argue more.
Every little thing that thatperson does is gonna aggravate
you.
The nigga breathe.
You go like oh fuck, I hatethis nigga.
Take it from somebody that'sbeen there.
I know a couple that used towork.
I know a couple that used towork together, like they got a
job together and they go homeand live together.
I thought that shit wasabsolutely wild.

(45:41):
I know they broke up.
We'll have to talk after thisbecause you know the people.
Oh shit, you know the people.
We'll talk after this.
But they work together, livetogether, and it worked, though,
like work together, livetogether.
And it worked, though, like Iain't gonna lie, these people
are married now.
They're married and together.
So it worked.
But I just couldn't see myself.
I couldn't do that.
I go in to work with my nigga,like I guess it depends on the

(46:02):
relationship too, though I don'tknow.
I don't think there's norelationship where you want to
work with my nigga for real.
Also, the clinginess I guessagain it's a I'm gonna be.
I'm just a thin line sayingclingy, because some people's
love language is quality time.
So is it clingy?
Or you just like being up underyour significant other for real
?
Now, if you not letting me goto work or letting me go do

(46:24):
stuff, that's a problem, but Ifeel like if you want to spend
quality time with your person,then you know, really a problem.
You gotta I don't know, peoplejust got it.
This goes better.
People got to learn each other'slove languages for real.
I feel like people are justloving and don't know how people
like to be loved or like to beliked or like to be treated.
You gotta learn people's lovelanguages for real, because if
maybe you dating this man andyour thing is not quality time,

(46:44):
but this man is quality time,you got to figure that shit out
and learn how to balance thatshit for real.
So I don't know.
They said that people's lovelanguages are what they lacked
as a kid Damn.
I don't think that's true,though, because mine is physical
touch and my mom and dad hug meall the time and mine is acts
of service and I ain't going togonna lie, I was a spoiled kid

(47:07):
so I don't know.
Oh no, that's crazy.
That's interesting though tounderstand.
It's a yeah, it's interesting.
That's interesting tounderstand because for a lot of
people, that might be true forreal.
It's true for me.
What's your love language?
Quality time, definitely, um,probably quality time.
Yeah, you know what I'm learningin my 30s words of affirmation?

(47:29):
I like when a nigga speak lifeinto me, like, speak life into
me.
A man spoke life into me, likelast weekend about my book and
about me doing great and shitand this is a friend, so it's
platonic, but it made me feelgood as shit and I felt like I
could take over the world thatwhole weekend.
He told me fuck these people,like, don't let nobody

(47:49):
disrespect your name, fuck thesepeople.
He was like he was telling thisother person, telling another
person like you know, she's apodcast, she wrote a book, she
does this, she got a mini hat.
Like you know, shout out to myboss, shout out to jerry.
He spoke that life into me forreal.
They made me feel good thewhole weekend, like, yes, that's
, that's my, that's my dog.
For real, that's my bestie.
And it wasn't it's weird,because it wasn't even like it's

(48:11):
not a romantic thing, it wasjust a platonic.
And so it made you feel, itmade me feel good.
So I think I don't know where'sthe affirmation that's what I,
you know, that's a new lovelanguage.
Also sometimes, where's theaffirmation we're well in the
bedroom too?
Tell me I'm a good girl.
You know, you know it.
The older I get too, the more Iappreciate, um, gifts.
But like, let me clarify,because I don't want people to

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think gifts, donations.
I don't want people to thinklike, oh, she's materialistic.
Like, what I mean by gifts islike the fact that you took the
time out to think about me, togive me something.
It could be something as smallas buy me a candy bar when you
go to the store or buy me asprite like I like that sprite.
Or cooking for yourself, ordoing something for you,
something like you know, I thinkmcdonald's and got you a fry

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break.
I think extra service isdefinitely your thing.
Extra service, that'sdefinitely your thing, because
that's gifts and it's like doing.
I feel like you're a personthat would appreciate if your
man took your car to go towashington ph with gas.
Hell, yeah, you like accessservice.
Hell yeah, you like accessservice.
You get an oil change and theythrow the jaws at you.
Last question, and this was ahypothetical one and funny one

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If your partner asked you tocover for them in a lie, would
you do it?
Yeah, now what if that lieturned out to be a murder?
Oh, for real, I'm not going tojail for now, nigga, I don't
care how good that dick is.
Even the universe said no, Iain't going to jail for it.
For real, hell, no, honestly, Iwould cover for them in law.

(49:37):
I gotta ask what law is.
If you just telling me coverfor me, I'm not doing it.
You gotta tell me you cover forthat nigga in the law.
Now you in jail, you at thetable.
That nigga get off on a warningFree with the next bitch.
Got another bitch covering hisnext line.
Right, this the Trump era, baby, ain't no, that Ain't no.

(49:58):
Six months for black people, nomore.
16 years yeah, I can do this.
They don't give me six months.
You don't go in front of thatjudge and just say I'm going to
give you a slap ass, dumb ass,15 years and that nigga sitting
beside you holding the littlerose.
I'm going to wait for you, baby.
I'm going to wait for you, baby, I got you, baby, I swear to
God, baby, I got you.
He's going to throw one cookoutI swear to God, honey.
And then he going to go on tothe next one.
Yeah, rule number 85, y'all.

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Oh.
No, we got 85.
Rule number 95.
Don't take no charge for theseniggas.
Don't take no charge for theseniggas, because will they take a
charge for you?
We love Tubi.
You know, know, I was like I waswatching 2B.
She went to jail.
She went crazy.

(50:52):
She was in jail for that niggaboy.
Is that the one where she cameout and shot the kid?
She came out and shot the kid.
The girl was like I'm just akid.
She said I don't give a fuck.
Hey, shout out to tubi, becauseI don't know who created tubi.

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But that motherfucker genius,that motherfucker genius boy.
I swear to god, the movies thatbe on tubi be funny.
I don't know if y'all have everseen this shit.
It's called the group chat.
Yes, that shit is so hood andterrible, but it's good, it is
so good.
Man Shout out to them girlsthat be on the group chat, that
shit is funny.
The Grinch that stole Santa'sbitches yes, I saw that one, the

(51:40):
Grinch that stole Santa'sbitches.
I saw that one.
Listen Tubi be having theoutlandish shit.
But that's crazy.
I definitely saw that one.
I watched that one a coupleweeks ago.
That nigga got out of jail andthen she had to go back to jail.
He came out and then he marriedthe PO.
That's triggering.
He married her.
The lady that sent him to jailwas blackmailing him.

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She was triggered as fuck.
And they lived in the townhouseshe bought.
Everybody got to go.
Yeah, see, okay, 2b man yeah,we need to have a podcast.
2b man, I'll cook.
That would be lit.
I'll cook.
Actually, I cooked this weekend.

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Did you see my IG?
Yes, I was in domesticated in.
Honestly, I was in domesticatedmode.
I fried some chicken, I madesome collard greens, I made my
famous macaroni cheese, Iwhipped together some honey
cornbread muffins.
I was domesticated this weekend, y'all.
And then I brought some food tomy boss at work, and so you

(52:44):
know, you just be sitting therelike a proud mama, like I made
that.
Yeah, all you need is yourcoffee cup.
You be like a proud mama onChristmas.
Yeah, I told y'all I was goingto buy that game.
Open that one, open that one.
I was sitting there like that.
So I'm baking this weekend.
I'm going to make a blueberrylemon pound cake.
I cake.

(53:07):
I'll make sure I wrap up someslices, but that's my takeaway
this weekend.
I don't know what's up me lately.
I've been got bit by thecooking bug again.
I probably go.
You got to meet a man.
Huh, you're about to meet a man.
I'm about to meet a man.
That's what it means.
Please have a big.
That's a conspiracy.
Please have a big dick.
That's all I hear say.
That's all I ask for you tohave a big dick, clean drawers
and some money.
A big dick, clean drawers andsome money.
That's all.
I ask for you to have a bigdick, clean drawers and some
money.
A big dick, clean drawers andsome money.

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That's all.
I don't pee in my girl bed,please, please.
No more pissing in my fuckingbed.
Please be sick of the pissingniggas.
I just got a new mattress too.
I got a new mattress.
I can't.
I can't wait to talk to you atthis podcast.
I wish we had like mics allaround here.
That's hilarious.

(53:49):
Making a nigga squirt isdiabolical swish.
I ain't made that nigga.
I ain't even touched that man.
I ain't even touched that manfor real.
That shit is crazy.
Squirt and pissed what, whatcrazy.

(54:17):
Squirt and piss what.
Sober and just start standingup and pissing on the bed.
I would.
I think I would crash out.
Yeah, I would crash out.
That's a who nigga.
That's a Chicago nigga.
Yeah, I would crash out forreal.
I would crash out.
That's a who nigga.
That's a Chicago nigga.
Yeah, I would crash out forreal.
So at what point did he realizeit started peeing?

(54:39):
Right, he just started peeing.
It's not nothing.
It look a little yellow, notwhite.
That nigga said that he juststarted pissing on her bed.
Oh my God, little yellow, notwhite.
Oh my God, just started pissing.
See, that's what I'm saying,ladies, ladies, red flag number
four Don't let these niggasdrink water before they get in

(55:04):
the bed with you.
Fuck is wrong.
Don't let these niggas drinkwater before they get in the bed
with you.
Sure, they dry as hell.
Okay, so they be pissing inyour bed.
But that was all of my ex tearsman, that was all my ex.
Tears for real.
Listen y'all.
Drop me questions in my twitterat tears unscripted.
Drop me questions in my iginbox tears unscripted.
You know, I'm on Facebook, I'mon Blue Sky.

(55:25):
I'm on Twitch TerrenceUnscripted.
I streamed another week.
I finally turned my oh, I got aTwitch now too.
I dusted my PlayStation off andI played Fortnite and some
little kids beat me.
I finished number.
I finished number.
Our team finished number eightin Fortnite, but some little

(55:46):
kids beat me and they be on thatshit talking crazy.
Yeah, yeah, they called me.
They called me.
They they said I know I heardthe n-word, but somebody said
stupid bitch.
I was like what the fuck?
These kids?
Y'all they be talking crazy.
And you know what's crazierthan fortnight?
When you play call of duty,that proximity chat, oh yeah,
when them niggas come slotted onyou, when you like, you know
they come slide up on you tryingto make sure they trying to
snipe your ass.
I had a nigga that made medance and then he still killed

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me.
Call of Duty is sick for real,dog.
Call of Duty is sick for real.
But shout out to Call of Duty.
That's one of my favorite gamesto play.
I swear to God, it's sick asfuck.
But yeah, yeah, we finishedearly tonight.
Yeah, 11-11.

(56:30):
Make a wish we want to shout outto all of our sponsors Listen
here, oh, nobody Listen.
The sponsors, y'all.
Y'all got a business, y'all gotproducts.
Y'all with us.
I'm done gambling.
Sponsor us, fanduel.
She's sponsoring us.
Why the fuck did Klay only getsix points, see you?
Why the fuck did Clay only getsix points, see you?
Stop yandering.
Honestly, friend, I think I'mgoing to put you in AA.
Oh, no, it's not AA.
Ga, I'm doing it.

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Yeah, but it's anonymousbecause, friend, I told you
about that fan duel.
I stopped doing it as soon asthe free credits went away.
Scam duel I stopped doing mylittle parlays.
I'm a lady.
Now, why do I always gotta tellyour business and say how much
you wager?
I know how much I wager.
I don't need you remind me.
You might it say hey, you putup, you put up 250 000.
You might lose that shit, areyou sure?

(57:12):
No, that shit told me yesterdayyou have wagered 30 in five
minutes.
Are you sure you want to keepit this pace?
Yes, motherfucker, I do.
I got money to spend.
I don't fan do a fucking lie.
That is fucking crazy and it'sprobably real.
People like damn this bitchbeen put up 30 dollars in five
minutes.

(57:32):
Bro, I got an email from mybecause I also be gambling on
caesars.
Um, I got a man and I got anemail today.
I guess I gambled so much.
They invited me to a blackjacktournament in vegas.
Well, let's go.
I'll teach y'all about thatjack.
I I'm not going to playblackjack.
I'm not going to Vegas.
Why not?
The last time I went to Vegas,I left with 30 cents in my damn
account.
Honestly, what if this is ourtime?

(57:52):
I'm a horrible gambler, clearly, what if this is our time?
Listen, couldn't even getthrough the airport because I
didn't have enough money tocheck my bag.
I literally had 30 cent in theaccount.
I'm never going back to Vegas.
I like Cherokee.
Listen, my uncle, my uncle,primetime gambler.

(58:13):
He go to Cherokee twice a month.
Listen, they got a legaldispensary at Cherokee.
Now we should go to Cherokee,we should go to Cherokee.
We should go to Cherokee.
We should go to Cherokee.
Yep, no matter, we can go toCherokee.
My uncle got points out the asshe be getting free rooms cause
he go gamble so much.
So we can go to Cherokee, I'mnot gambling, but I'll sit there

(58:35):
and get drunk with you and, um,you know, I went to Vegas too.
I lost.
I lost five dollars and I saidno, thank you, I'm fr with, like
Julius, off of everybody'strips.
I was in that bitch for aboutalmost a damn day.
Came to the airport, thoughtyou was gonna go home, couldn't
even check your bag.
You're sick, though.
I went to Vegas for food andliquor the food and liquor in

(58:56):
Vegas.
I went to gamble.
Yeah, I was like, and my momand I was like, man, if you're
watching this and you're agambler and not a sponsor, she
needs a sponsor.
Let her go.
Well, we gambled on the night,yeah, and we won.
We did Listen.
Shout out to all y'all who watchus.
It's crazy because I get to dothis because CEO not talking

(59:18):
over us right now, but listen,we don't never say this, and I'm
going to say is now.
Shout out to everybody who hasleft a like, a comment, whether
good or bad, reshared the post,came by and sat in with us in
the studio, became a guest onthe podcast, whoever you are.
Shout out to y'all we thanky'all so much.
We've been doing this shitsteady and, you know

(59:39):
consistently for as a crew, as anew crew, for like a year and
some change now.
So we want to shout out toy'all.
Shout out to y'all forsupporting us.
We couldn't do what we dowithout the likes and the views
of you motherfuckers, even thenegative ones, when y'all say we
uneducated, we don't know shit.
Even you fat ass.
Niggas that call me fat, likewe, not the same size twin, fuck

(01:00:00):
y'all.
I'm still bad about that niggathat got the same bra size as me
.
He called me fat, so is thatone?
His neck was so dimpled, let meknow, let me stop before I get
into my bag again.
But shout out to you too,christian Hatchback, and, with
that being said, it's your girl.
To McClain hey, yo, it's yourgirl.
Trap C man, we out.

(01:00:21):
Yeah, no, because, no, becauseI ain't getting on that again.
Swish, get B-roll.
But he don't been putting me inthe B-rolls anymore.
So it's like damn, like, is youcool?
Like do you fuck with me orwhat?
You good, I'm good, hello,uh-uh.

(01:00:46):
Because don't be just trying topacify me and give me this
shitty ass B-roll and don't makeit look good foot, stupid, ass
nigga.
Swish is red flag number sevenby himself, swish.