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September 11, 2018 107 mins

Hi and welcome back to our masterclass series: Teaching Board Games For Masochists! We've all been in this situation right? You're teaching a game to a group of humans and one of the creatures chimes in with a categorically false conjecture. You then gently, oh so gently, but firmly like the caress of an orangutan, tell them to stay out of it. Teaching this game is your job after all, you began speaking first! How dare they? Then what happens, they get upset right? If by upset you mean they attempt to burrow into your very soul with eyes so hot you feel as if you are staring into the brimstone coals of Satan's very testicles? Then yes, they get upset. Would you like to know how to handle this in a way that doesn't result in a silent four hour car ride home? Well call the number on your screen now and for just ten easy payments of $79.99 I'll send you my sure fire system on 12 audio cassettes and you'll be off that couch and sleeping in your own bed again in no time or your money back! (no refunds, exchanges, or liability outside the Democratic Republic of Congo)

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