Pero Let Me Tell You

Welcome to the network, Primas (Pero Not Really)…Miami really is just 6 degrees of separation…dance, baseball, so many extracurriculars…empty nest in theory if nothing else…that kid was way too excited to be put in the pizza oven…community is so important…remove stigma from everyone’s human experiences…sharing experiences, without bashing…dancer not a stripper…all abuelas are legends…never heard of 3 Kings or been to Calle 8???...t...

Thanks for the support at Threefold Cafe…happy anniversary Univision…we’ve got producer royalty this week…man those luxe brownies are decadent…All’s Fair subplots are the better part of the show…hi Odalys Flores…extreme dysmorphia knows nothing about gender…building houses in the middle of Indonesian campo…here’s hoping Wendy Williams gets better…Last Cafecito: Los Wizzards & Pin Pan Pollo…

Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle,...

Bring on the voice changer…more ghostly music…Junior is still meeting the time limit…Roger the gay-sha…bring on the luxe brownies…if you got it, flaunt it…congrats Jonathan Bailey…yet again, Ish has been overlooked…go on Netherlands…Diplo kissed a Canadian and he liked it…pesadito energy…yay, Ish qualified for ClockOut…exclusivity can bring up serious impostor syndrome…Happy Birthday Roger…how does he not know Emperor’s New Groove…...

Get ready for a ride this ep…he was in every spot…bringing the authenticity to Food Network…baby books mean business…WWE & Food Network is the perfect combo tbh…if Mork from Ork knew how to cook…why not refine your craft after the fact…deep cut Rupauls’ Drag Race references…from actor to chef and now somewhere in-between…bonding over Broadway…confidence doesn’t happen overnight…Chef Brad is already hyper enough, no perico neede...

Sending love to Jamaica…the Junior corner is getting intense…covering a hurricane is unforgettable…and now there’s a Mirta de Perales trophy…it’s hard enough going through DV situations, but doing it publicly makes it worse…can you marry AND divorce a ghost…some words just don’t really translate into english…Primer Impacto is responsible for so much escandalo…more Roger metidada de pata…these betrayal lists got pretty real…here goe...

Welcome back Eric…again with the yellow vs orange…we’re not cutting Junior content, just giving him a challenge…support your friends and the arts…still time to support 305 Pink Pack via Pin Pan Pollo…more Chico Mirta drama…embarcaded is a word, prove us wrong…we all have creativity inside us…it’s the 10k hours…i’m just French…the first time our show is interrupted for a pee break…Roger being ‘Americano’ is GREAT…Ish is driven by sp...

Miami’s version of fall was here for a second…hmm, should we do a 365 PLMTY challenge…Roger’s still cute with a nose scab…he’ll buy a fake but not wear one…trust Ish knows DJs bday…new iPhone problems…late nights, early mornings…submarines & weaves…RIP Diane Keaton…Vikki Carr & Ana Gabriel duet, get into it…Miami Seaquarium closing is VERY us…will the real Chico Mirta please stand up…Roger’s multi-tasking…sometimes zoos are...

Love us some pets…Adopt Don’t Shop…next time, furry friends…love us a Pawsome pun…pet overpopulation isn’t just a South Florida problem…more than just a shelter, they offer medical services too…we can all use some time outside…if you can’t fully adopt, there’s always foster opportunities…love us a no-kill shelter…Ish loved playing with Chloe…follow the 3-3-3 rule of pet adoption…older animals make great pets too…we may have already...

So much hate for roadtrips…ay las drogas en Miami…working on the yawning…pics in Hong Kong…Junior weekend corner…If anyone’s parent catnip, it’s Junior…Pippy vs Pipi…BBL capital of the world…pesadito energy is a way of life…bro, leave the crosswalks alone…it’s a low bar, but Are You My First is pretty sincere reality show…look at us coming up with new seasons for shows…buying a house on Amazon…HHH vs HHV, they are NOT the same thin...

Of course we went to high school with the founder…breast cancer so soon after having a baby…it does take a village…treatment is only part of the solution…we should all have a Suzette…cafecito does help…let people help…comfortable with the uncomfortable…please don’t bring up the person who died…latinas, please get checked, we need ALL of you…early detection is key, but also subjective…know your family history…only 15% are due to fam...

We need to name Jr’s fans…the movement that is Roger…so we just call out our crazy friends now…hospital visits…tremenda meada…own your boring…if nothing else, open carry is very jarring…dates in picadillo…honestly though, it’s just too hot in Miami to carry around that much metal on your back…as a rule, don’t bring your family to a first date…don’t try to be descarado with Roger cuz you’re gonna regret it…damn bug…seriously, it’s o...

Ish cannot stop yawning…schweddy balls & Stefon hybrid…don’t stress over the invite list…thanks again to Burger Beast & Burger Fi…Junior’s weekend corner…still waiting for the rekindle…well, guess no Rapture for us…happy anniversary Roger & Eric…pero is how you know it’s real Spanglish…seriously, we’d need like a 48 hour energy for Chef Brad and then Charo…Don Francisco is a legend, on or off, period…the changing face o...

Damn, can’t believe it’s been that long since he was on the show…learn to say ‘no’ more often…if a Chef friend says ‘come get food’ you go get the food…a few drinks in and we share some fun secrets…the man knows how to throw a helluva party…approaching life with purpose is always a good idea…realizing you need a break can come when you least expect it…preparing lets you be spontaneous later…two viral moments is just too crazy…remin...

Next time, we mic our guest better…so close to a year’s worth of episodes…forgetting what we did over the weekend…Congrats to Burger Beast on his 17th blog anniversary…bring on the smash burgers…Junior with the stopwatch weekend recount…Happy Hispanic Heritage Month…Ish loves Halloween…Roger’s Pedasito Energy corner…Miami’s Freedom Tower must always be treasured…hmmm, maybe next time Roger will invite…so much yawning this ep, despi...

Straight from Paris, it’s Eric…so much correction corner...another year, another VMA covered…Mariah, give us diva IN your performance…we love Ricky Martin pero man he talks a lot of spiritual blah blah…Eric’s Miami food favorites are basically just all our friends…WE HAVE A SPIN OFF…thumbs up isn’t rude, it’s efficient…dear Gen Z, just stop…respect each other, but don’t impose tampoco…look at Roger causing problems……don’t always ke...

Welcome to the show, Ana…Cuban moms are a force of nature…New Hampshire is a pretty odd spot for Cubans…teaching our history is essential…keep in mind, we can always change our perspective…blind devotion over charisma is never a good thing…independents unite…it’s always about subverting education…communism does not work, period…never forget about primary sources…poverty porn is never cool…ancient at 27…sometimes you don’t see your ...

We will always advocate for mental health…Roger will keep your seat warm, Darien…it takes a lot to make this show look breezy…apparently Ish is a height-ist…Roger absolutely projects tall person vibes…always need to acknowledge Junior…the key lime pie from Oh Chocolat was FANTASTIC…a pool party is always a good time…Ish’s outfit was pure Ish…always embrace who you are…clearly Roger is VERY close to this cousin from Cuba…the Cardi B...

Roger’s back for another week…short shorts and flan…we have an Emmy-winning guest host…get all the surgery you want if you can afford it…touch-up confessions on PLMTY…French stereotypes are apparently true?…getting played off is peak Junior being awesome…interesting that Roger’s been to most of the Miami places to meet a sugar daddy…a 12 year gap is way too much…the age old Gen X/Millenial conversation…maybe don’t pick on people in...

Welcome Shannah and Raymond…turning personal sadness into a cause isn’t easy…sometimes the youngest of us can have the most lasting impact…don’t judge parents if you don’t know their situation…we should all strive to live like Bella…find your purpose, even in your lowest moments…global impact without even setting out to do that…we need more childhood cancer funding…man, cancer is a real biatch…nothing like partying for a cause…

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