1009 - 90 Day HEA (s9e6) "Frankly My Dear I Don't Give a Damn" with Kimberly - Pink Shade

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Speaker 1 (00:12):
Hey, everybody, Welcome to Pink Shade. Is Tuesday. That means
it's TLC Tuesday. So I'm here to talk about the
best TLC show ever made. It's ninety day Fiance Happily
ever After.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
It's Hi, everybody, this is Kimberly. It is the best
of the franchise. It is the best people. They are
quality human beings they are. They have great moral compasses
and style and they're just the best people. I think
they should run for office and I will follow them anywhere.

(00:48):
They can do no wrong.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
So, Kimberly, we are on video, you guys, So you
could find this video on YouTube, but it's in the
link to the show notes. Can you explain what's happening
behind you? Because I'm upset about it? Whatever else.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
This is a painting that Katie gave me several years ago.
It is the recreation of that painting with Jesus and
God or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
I think it's supposed to be like the archangel Gabriel
or something in there.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Whatever. Yeah, I don't know what it is.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
I've seen it in person, but yes.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Okay, you should know better than I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
But I don't know what it's called.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
But it's Bobby Hill and Hank Hill from King of
the Hill. This painting is horrific, but Katie gave it
to me. She bought the original from the artist, and
it's very disturbing. I have never hung it up, but
now that King of the Hill has returned, I have
to have it up.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
I'm trying to zoom in. Okay, so do we have.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
The Bobby eating chips with his belly showing, and he's
touching fingers with dad, and behind him are naked spirits
of Peggy and Luanne, Bill Boomhauer okay tail and then

(02:16):
Ladybird the Doug and he's also holding a pro paint tank. No,
he's yes, he is, yes, yes, Alamo beer. Yeah, yeah,
Well it's one of my favorite shows of all time.
This painting is horrific. I've never put it up in
my apartment. I'm too embarrassed of what people would think.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
It's funny too, because it has at the top of
the bottom like drawn on molding, as if it was
supposed to come like like it was ripped off the
ceiling at Versailles. You know, yeah, you know. The My
only complaint about it is is Bobby's hip stomach ratio
is off. That's my only complaint. It doesn't seem correct.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
What do you mean?

Speaker 1 (03:01):
It just that doesn't look like that's thick. He's a
thick boy. Yeah, but his head looks too small, he
looks too tall. But you know, listen is the artist
the way the artist saw it, and that's fine everybody.
Just just if you, even if you don't want to
watch on video, just go. And it's like a skew
behind you. It's just I know, because it's not hung.
It's literally just propped up. And while you were recording

(03:25):
on Saturday night our Dateline episode, it fell on my head.
That's a sign. Yeah, that's a sign that maybe it's
not meant to be. Oh my gosh. Okay, well I
did have to make my screen bigger so I could
really se you. I was trying to remember Peggy's name.
I was like Tank's wife.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
It's called the creation of Adam.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Okay, so maybe God's touching Adam.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
I can't Michelangelo.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Oh, I haven't seen it. I've just seen things that
are similar.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Toteen Chapel.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Yeah, I've never been there. I've never been to Italy.
So I just lied. I just lied to everybody. You know,
he's probably seen it six times.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
She gives life to Adam, the first man I've been saying,
thinking it was Jesus, I'm an idiot.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Well, some people may say one of the same, sum
may say son of God, but sometimes they're used interchangeably.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Adam and Jesus.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
No, no, no, God and Jesus.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Yeah, here's what.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
We don't need to do. We don't need to get
into conversations about religion again, because last week people wrote
me and we're like, you guys, because we're like, who
wrote the Koran? Who wrote the Bible?

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Is the free book?

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Listen? We were just following the conversation of Tiger Lilly's parents,
so they didn't didn't know either.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
Felt like the Yeah, I really was. I knew that
they were not right about things, and I think I
made that clear.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
So, but we were also not complete sure who wrote
the Koran. But it was in fact God, No, Mohammed
Mohammad wrote it. He was a prophet who was reading.
He was saying the word of God as God told him. Right, Yeah,
I know what the Bible?

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Yeah, And I did not mean to imply that God
actually wrote it like with a pen and paper. I
thought that was clear. I just I meant like it
was what God said. Anyway, it doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Wouldn't it be cool if you did? Yeah? He's like,
They're like, what is that?

Speaker 2 (05:21):
But I did know about the plates that were buried
in America for the Mormons Mormonism.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Yeah, well we all know about that. Dumb. Sorry, I'm sorry,
I was sorry. I'm sorry Mormons, Sorry Mormons. Maybe there
were plates that were buried. We don't know, all right, y'all.
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(06:59):
so all really and doesn't make sense. So religion is
a just something to believe in, and that's great. Whatever
you believe makes.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
You feel better, that's wonderful.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
That's good for you.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
But to ask questions, take it with a grain of salt.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
Take what you like our podcast. Ye, let's take take
what you need leave the rest.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
When you're listening to our podcast and we say something
you don't like, just take the rest and that might
just be Hi, this is Merry Pain and this is Kimberly,
and we're going to be talking about Nighty Day and
then leave the rest because you did not Maybe you
just didn't like the whole rest of it.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
And you heard us say this was the best show
on TLC and you said, they're lying. I'm not going
to listen to anyone. They're liars.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
I said that these people should run for office.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
And nobody thinks that's right. Nobody thinks that.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
I don't even think these people should be allowed to vote.
That's not really how I feel about these people.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
I think whoever made that painting behind you shouldn't be
allowed to vote. That's what I think.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
No, Actually, so such a sweet gift.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
It's really funny.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Actually does make me laugh, but it also creeps me out.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
It should it should turn that face down for you
go to bed. All right, let's talk about these people.
HGA season nine, episode six. Frankly, my dear, I don't
give a damn. So now we're I've realized that we
have movie quotes. Movie quotes for titles.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
What have the other titles been?

Speaker 1 (08:26):
They have been also movie quotes. Please don't make me
look it up, but they have also because I went
and looked. I was watching on Discovery Plus, like I
said in the car, so we were driving home and
I scrolled and I noticed that all the titles were
in fact, movie titles or famous lines for movies. I'm
so sorry. Let me say that correctly, not movie titles,
famous lines from movies.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
Okay, we have Welcome to the party, pal. I don't
know what that's from. Okay, that's something from a movie
that we don't know. Because Westen, we have a problem.
Okay that we know. Apollo thirteen, you can't handle the truth?
You got that, man, A boy's best friend is his mother?
Is that psycho?

Speaker 1 (09:08):
Probably?

Speaker 2 (09:09):
I don't know what that is.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Probably that's a good call.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
Yeah, there's no place like home.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
Uh huh.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
Wizard of Oz got it. Frankly, my dare I don't
give it to him. And next week is Asta La
Vista Baby wowing up Arnold Schwartzenaker, which we did some
horrible impressions of him earlier this season.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Well we did that was Julia and Brandon doing impressions,
and we did impressions of them doing impressions and we
just need to be stopped.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
We need to and then the next week is may
the Force be with You.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
So okay, I think maybe at some time because I really,
as you know, I'm very into the titles and where
they come from. I know, I didn't even like think
about it because maybe I hate the show so much
I didn't even care. But now I do care. But
now I do care.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
Welcome to the party. Pala Is Diehard.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Oh God, if only Anna was here, she could have
told me that, because that is her favorite movie.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
I only recently saw it a couple of years ago.
It is such a good movie, like and I subsitimately obsessed,
a really well done movie, like it's well written and
it is like it's it's a good action movie and
I don't even like action movies.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
I told you at the beach and I was like,
it's my turn to pick a movie, and I'm gonna
pick it. We all said we're not watching die Hard
because that's what she'll pick. She'll pick die Hard or
Pitch Perfect two every time, and we said.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
We we can't pick two, not even one.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
No, between her and my husband, they know every single
thing about Pitch Perfect one. And two. The two of
them are obsessed with those movies.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
And guess what a boy's best friend his mother is psycho.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Good good job, Pimberly.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
Okay, so I don't know anything about the Kuran, but
I do know movies.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
That's right. You used to used to work it, used
to work in pictures.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
As I say, I've worked in pictures.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Let's start with Darcy and Georgie. Now, people are upset
this week with Darcy putting, you know, like a muck
bang a picture of her, Bethany Frankel style, just shovens
of food in.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
The amount of people that sent it to me.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
Me too, And you don't need to send it, guys.
I follow her. I saw it, I got it, but
thank you for thinking of me. But yeah, I didn't
get it. I didn't understand what it was about, and
understand if it was in reference to something else, if
it was in reference to this week when we see
her and she says she won't eat whatever it is
because it's tripe.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
No, I think she was literally just filming herself eating kava.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Yeah, she was like, this is my taco bowl.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
I love a and then but her lips are so swollen.
She can't feel that there's food on them.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
It's bad. It's really bad. Now you and I are
so not attractive. You and I are both people who
have had things shots in her face. Can you imagine
the amount of shots you would have to get in
your lips to make your lips that big?

Speaker 2 (11:57):
No, because I just got filler for the first time,
and I think it's not enough. Like I think it
bit you can barely tell. But I just wanted my
upper lip to be like a time, like the way
it looked when I was younger, right, just you know, Yeah,
that's all. And my lips are were so bruised, like
like black and blue. Yes, and there it still bruised

(12:20):
like it's I can't imagine she has like butts on
her face. I don't need.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
The amount they would have. Yeah, hawks, the amount they
have to put in to make them that big.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
How many vials that is? I don't even know.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
Going, I just keep going until it looks like an
inflated tire. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
But you have to keep doing that because I've been
watching that plastic surgery rewind show. Yes, like your lips
get stretched out from that much filler, and so you
have to keep maintaining it, which is like Lori Vaalo
after she went to prison and stop getting fillers in
her face. She is a ruby dog now and it

(13:02):
is because I think she used to get a lot
of filler and it's now just dissolved and you have
to maintain, so you have to be committed to this.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
Filler is rough. I heard Vickiy Gumbelson want to talk
about when she got a face left, and she said
they literally had to go in and I mean, you
want to talk about girls like scrape out all the
filler before they could even do it, because some of
it just you know, even though it's two years old,
it just sits in there and it's just under so
your skin will look bumpy. A lot of times. You'll
send people that'll smile and they have a dent right here. Yes,

(13:33):
that's from filler gone wrong. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
Yeah, that's why I didn't get the under eye filler, because.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
You get that dent. Yeah. I would love to get
I would love to get anything to help with my
under eye circles and bags and stuff, but it's just hereditary.
Everybody in my family has them on my dad's side,
and so we just have them like I've.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
Never well, I did get a good reference for something
that is supposed to be great and it's less expensive
than filler. It's that it's called p r P the
Vampire Pire stuff underneath, and that supposed to be really good.
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
Okay, everything I do to my face, I'm gonna I'm
literally waiting and saving my money until it's like a
month before Bravocon because I want to look like deep
before Bravocon. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
But and then do you write it off? Is this
a write off?

Speaker 1 (14:20):
No, I've tried. I've tried. Matt told me I could
write off things that I do to my face if
they're for work events. I was like, no, my guy
won't let me. Like, I'll put like, you know, manicure,
facial whatever, if I had to go to an event,
and I'll I'll put that all my work credit card
and be like I had to do that because I
had an event. Yeah. The guy's like, no, you would

(14:41):
have done that anyway. I'm like, no, wouldn't, No, wouldn't.
I weren't going to give like a facial and a
face scraping and nails and no, I don't give a show.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
I'm sitting in my house, I have to talk to
my accountant. Is for video. Yeah yeah, it's literally.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
Just for video for because we have to be on
video all the time now mm hmm.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
And we're gonna be on YouTube soon. And I know
those people in the comments can be very mean and
they would make fun of my upper lip, so.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
Right, ok yeah, yeah, Oh I've been called everything. Okay,
let's let's I don't want to I don't want to listen.
I want to draw attention to the funniness of the video,
which is the painting behind himraly, not the we don't
have top lips. Okay, I don't want Okay, Okay, So
I don't give a damn. So Darcy and Georgie, so

(15:33):
they are we open with her looking at and playing
with like toys in the street booths and like you are, Darcy,
you were just stupid. So but it was kind.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
But they're getting along. Yeah, they're getting along. But of
course they haven't met his family yet.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
So the talking, she goes, yeah, we woke up. We
didn't even talk about the night before, and he goes
new day, new beginning, and she goes, today we're going
to a castle, and he goes, oh, she's always been
my princess. And they kiss and she and he goes whoa,
and she goes friend kiss, wee wee? Did I get
your wee wee excited? And she's like, ha, he's I think, okay.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
Sometimes I think her whole personality is filler and sexual
innuendos puns.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
Yeah, there's a lot of sexual puns. A lot.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
So the talking daddy says, this castle has been through
so much, just like us, and just like the castle,
we fall apart, we stay together. I was like, that's beautiful.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
We go to something called Asen's not to be because she
uses with Nicole and Asen.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
Nicole and as wandering the streets of Los Angeles.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
Of the street, No, that was Nicole and mahmoud, damn it.
As is up the hill, lazy, don't stop lazy.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
Whatever he said.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
I like her seventy five percent. Okay, But the place
looks super cool. We see the drone shots. I love
any kind of like castlee with like a moat. It
looked really cool inside.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
His people, better than Dan's house. Who doesn't own that house?
That's fake castle?

Speaker 1 (17:15):
No he does. Yeah, And at the castle, she's like,
oh my gosh, this is so romantic. I love it.
He goes, it seems like kind of when they were
in the castle and reading stuff, it seemed like maybe
he was crying.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
He seems a little like he's he's proud of his country.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
I think.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
So it was really pretty.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
Yeah. So she says, you know, lately we've just been
in a yo yo and uh, that just pulls on
my heartstrings. Sometimes we don't get along and I need
more communication with you, Like I just want to feel
safe and loved. You know, we both deserve that. And
you know, like you got a promotion at your job
and I'm your wife, I deserve to know about that.

(17:57):
Like I have to go around bracking like, hey be
a director of operations. Come on, and he goes, Darcy
bringing this up. Now, he goes, Darcy, can you just chill?
Can you chill and not talk about the problems, because
I just want to take time to be here with
you and show you these things, show you my culture,
make you feel special too because you are my queen.

(18:20):
And they kiss. So she did, though, but she turned
it around. I think Darcy, when she doesn't drink, as
a reasonable person.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
I don't think she was reasonable the night before at dinner,
but I don't know how much she was drinking drinking,
but what they had just gotten there, I feel like,
did she have drinks before? She drinking all the.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
Time, she's pre drinking, but like at this thing.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
She's up those lips she's got is.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
Here in the day, and I think whenever we see
her sort of, I don't know. I just think she's
calmed down a bit and doesn't make everything is like
you know, and next week maybe not. But I don't know.
I just thought when he said, like, can you chill?
I just wanted to show you this clo, She's like, okay, yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
Okay, that's true. She chilled when he said to chill.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
We talk about their talking head, not her individual talking head,
but joint one where she eat. Her skin color is
seventeen shades darker than it normally is.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
She does seem like she came right out of the
spray tan booth and sat right on.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
That couch like yeah it and to be ruined. Very tan,
mm hmm, very tan. All right, so they've got somewhere
to eat, okay. And I did take a little, uh
screenshot boomerang of this, and she's trying to eat and
she's just like, oh, like she can't eat it.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
It's not because of her lips, because she goes, I
think this is tripe. She's just like assholes.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
I think it was forty percent her lips and sixty
percent the food because she is having trouble getting it
in her mouth.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
Super rough. If you've got if you even when you
get a lip flip, which I'm gonna get next time
I go. You know, you can't drink out of a straw,
just squirt right out of the side of your mouth like
you gotta, you gotta. And sometimes things when you start
to eat, it falls out of your mouth like you
have to. It takes a it takes like two weeks
to really get.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
Why do we do this?

Speaker 1 (20:20):
I don't know. Great, that's that's a whole nother podcast.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
Do we have any right to judge these people?

Speaker 1 (20:28):
It's a great point too. It's a great point too.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
So shut the podcast down.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
No, no, uh uh no. So they go to beat
with his friend Georgie and Stephan and talk about the
two Georgie's now. Of course, in the previews they got
us with the Matt Sharp that it was like ooh,
it was gonna be so weird with the friends or whatever.
But no, she likes them. She was listen, if I'm
talking to like Dave's ex friends, you're talking about girls,

(20:55):
that game wouldn't be like what, yeah, dare you? You
should have known you were gonna meet me. So she's
like being cute with them.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
I thought I thought she was not Yeah, I thought
she was being totally fine. I did think it was
funny that there are two Georgie's, and because it reminded
me of John in New York who had another friend, John.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
Greg who had Greig greg who had all his friends
are named greg Or, John Gregor John, Yeah, thank you.
So Georgie and Stefan and they're talking about how great
Bulgaria is, how much she loves it, and she goes, oh,
the neighborhood were saying, it's very Parisy, very parsy. I'm quaint,
it's cute. They joke around Paris is quaint. Yeah, I

(21:42):
wouldn't describe Paris a quaint, but.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
Mina is like, how dare you call Paris?

Speaker 1 (21:48):
We have Ifel Tower, what you have here? Just run?

Speaker 2 (21:50):
We have beget Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
So they joke around about the fun times and the
girls you know, would come in and out. Girl one,
Girl two, Girl three. They're joking and then he and
they're talking to Eddy. He goes, no, there's a famous
uncle Georgie the Bachelor, and he sings it. It's like hey,
and she goes like's so good, baby, so good, and

(22:13):
she says, uh, she sees a really great side of
him here, and you know, when they're in Bulgaria, she
sees this wonderful side to him. They've had all these
ups and downs and things seem great. But then he goes,
I know, but she were going to go see my
parents and she's boobs out and he kind of does
this with her shirt and it is a shirt that
is just like completely only covering the nipple and everything
else barely.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
I find think one of them popped out.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
Because she's like, oh my goodness, work.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
So he goes, I don't want my parents to do
like this with the boobs out, and then they joke
about how she is the first person he has ever
brought home to meet his parents ever, and they're like,
and it's your wife, Like wow.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
He was married before, remember, yeah that American, so they must.
But he hasn't been home in like thirteen years, so
I think he ever visited when he was with that
first wife and.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
They're like, wow, you never took a girl home ever,
and he goes, He says, yeah, you know, my parents
are very used to conservative Bulgarian women, so but this
is something really nice, he said. He goes, I want
them to see Darcy for the loving, sweet, wonderful person
that she is and caring, you know, not just to
like judge from the outside, which of course she looks

(23:25):
like that. The first thing you're gonna do is be
like how many ccs a filler did it taken to
get in those lips? How people walk in those shoes?
How long did it take to get those lashes on?
Like you will.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
That's why she's drunk all the time, because you know,
like when you go out like during college and it
was like drink until your feet are numb so that
your feet don't hurt in your high heels or is
that just something my friends and I did.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
I've done that as an adult.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
So she just has to be drunk all the time
because she always wears at least six inch heels.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah, I mean
bless So it's going to be it's going to be interesting.
I wonder I guess Florian's family has met Stacy, because
I feel like she said that on last Resort. I
think she said, Lauria's family, they're wonderful to me, Like
he's got like sisters.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
And Stacy's a little well she still looks the same,
but she's I feel like the more reasonable of the twins.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Did you see the interview that Darcy did where she
talked about all the surgeries. No, it was like, you know,
good Day La, or like a show like that. And
she was saying that they are actually about to go
back to Turkey to get their boobs reduced.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
Thank god.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
She said, you know, we're we're petite, we're small.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
Just they are. They're very small, and it doesn't you
can't tell that they actually like are small.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
Well, I can't tell what kind of figure they have, ye.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
Tell what kind of figure because the boobs are just
choking them.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
Yeah, she said they're going to do that, and she
goes and I just got back. Actually, you know, I
should like a fox On. You know, it was like
fox On. But yeah, she was like, I've did a
temporal left. She was like explaining all the things she's done,
and they ask her, like, which thing hurt the most?
And I think she was saying that the you know,
tummy tuck or whatever, anything abdominal is going to hurt
the worst. She was like, everything else is just nothing.

(25:21):
It's fine, Yeah, it's okay. Yeah, but they are on
the right.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
What do you see there's like a weird light flickering
on the Hank Hill of the thing. I don't know
what that is.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
Is it your so? Is it your TV?

Speaker 2 (25:36):
No, I'm not in the room with the TV. I
honestly don't know. I think maybe Streamyard is sensing that
there's a person there the like, or it's the ghosts
of Peggy Hill and King and Hank and Dale and
you know, they're just.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
I did notice that it was flickering behind you, and
I said, either you have your TV on and it's
just flickering because his shirt is white, see it, Or
you've got some kind of lamp on so that it
illuminates Hank Kills shirt as the hand of God.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
Yeah. That's very weird, creepy, a little creepy.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
Okay, guys, check it out and let us know what
you think, because it's not anything on your computer that's
doing it.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
No, absolutely not, and nothing has changed. This has never
happened before.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
Scared, I'm scared. Okay, that boy, right, okay, And that's it.
That's it for those two and we can move on
to Baby, Baby, Baby.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
Actually I really enjoyed them this week. Yeah, and I
thought I thought an was very funny. So we have
Adnan and Tiger Lily and her placenta. Ps. There's a
town in California named Placentia, and I it always really
just confused me. I would get the words mixed up

(27:00):
a lot, this.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
This placenta thing. A long time ago, when Aaron was
still in the show, we watched a show called Extreme
Sisters and then these there were the two sisters and
the one sister had the baby and put her blacenta
in a jar, and then her husband left it in
the car and forgot to take it to the place.

(27:22):
So we were calling it Hot Car Placenta. And then
we decided, or I decided that was the name. That
was a great name, that was a great name of
like a nineties emo band, Hot Car Placenta, And then
later we changed it to when my mom and aunt
were in the backseat and my sister was driving them
all around from Mississippi to Pennsylvania back to Missispi for

(27:45):
a wedding. That they would at four fifty nine every
day pull out their cups of ice that they had
saved from the chick fil a and pour hot chardonnay
on top of like a half a diet coke because
they'd be like, it's time for it's time for wine.
It's five o'clock. They started drinking in the backseats and
we started calling that hot car shardenay. So whenever I

(28:08):
hear placenta, now I can only think of hot car placenta,
which is even grosser than what this was.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
That's really gross.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
Continue.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
My mom left a chicken in the car once from
the grocery store, like it had come out of the
bag like one of those rotisserie chickens. I think, I
think it has been cooked for days.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
It's no good.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
Yeah, hot care chicken. So they go to some sort
of like Douela shop and the owner takes them upstairs
and there are naked lady statues everywhere, and Adnan is
very uncomfortable with the boobies. He's like, why they're boobies,
Why they're boobies, and she's explaining to him like they
we're gonna talk to these ladies. They're gonna take my

(28:52):
placenta and blend it up and put it into pills.
And he just is making gagging sounds and he's telling
us like, strawberry bananas, smoothie, fine, not placenta. So the
ladies come back in.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
I love him and I hate him.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
Sorry, I know I hate him, but he is amusing.
So the ladies come back in, and she says right away,
she's like, this naked lady statue on the table is
making my husband uncomfortable. I wonder if he refuses to
listen to bare naked ladies.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
The band.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
One Week Till You Tiger Lively, No, cannot listen to this.
So the ladies stare for a beat, and you think
they're going to be weirded out, and they're like, no, sure,
no problem, Just like the lady at the ultrasound place.
They're like, no problem whatever. They say. We want this
place to be inviting and warm for everyone, just like

(29:47):
the birth canal.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
They say, so is she using a duela though? Or
she only there for the place? Into services?

Speaker 2 (29:55):
I couldn't. I don't know, what her birthing plan is.
But it did. This episode did make me wonder how
involved he's going to be in the birth, because he
seems to be disgusted by all bodily functions, and there's
a lot that can happen during a birth. She could
poop the table, Like I heard a story about the

(30:17):
what you might You probably don't want to hear it's
about a placenta.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
No, I don't want to hear it.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
Okay, uh so, Ci and I respect that much like
these ladies are respecting an. So there's also word art
in the place that says, well behaved women don't make history,
which is hilarious considering what Tiger Lily soon turns into.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
Who said that quote? That's a famous quote?

Speaker 2 (30:45):
It is. It's a very famous quote, and I can't
think who it was.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
It's somebody Likesburg but no, it's like May West or
something like that. Oh yeah, she's gonna look it up. Guys.
That's good because I've got a cough drop in and
I'm lotioning at my hand. So it's just like Mary
Payne takes a break while Kimberly work.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
Uh. It is by Laurel Thatcher, Earl Rick, however, would
have gotten that.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
Now is that code named for Maywest? Because I really
thought I was maimed?

Speaker 2 (31:20):
It's not okay or like Dorothy Parker. It seems like
something one of them would say, yeah, so okay. So also,
they have like rainbows everywhere, and I was like, wow,
this really is an inclusive place.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
It's just it's for everyone.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
Ad Non does not feel included, so he doesn't want
to be included. So she's like, can you can you
please explain the placenta benefits to my husband because I
did it with my first two kids, but he's skeptical
and needs convincing. And ad Nun's like, yeah, I've never

(32:00):
heard of this. What do I tell my mom? Like
Americans eat placenta. I'm not gonna she's gonna think Americans
are crazy. She probably already thinks Americans are crazy. Yeah,
and she exactly, she doesn't need to know. And Tiger
Lily's like, I'm not gonna just like pick it up
and take a bite out of it, babe. And I
did think that was funny because she know she has

(32:22):
that like white blonde hair, and I was picturing Khalisi
when she bites the heart Game of Thrones anybody.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
So he's like, it comes from your body, why you
put it back in body?

Speaker 1 (32:35):
That's a good point.

Speaker 2 (32:37):
And she's like, that's the point, baby, it has the nutrients.
So one of the ladies takes them to the kitchen
to do a little demo and shows them the process,
and she pulls out this like home depot bucket thing
and inside is a ziploc baggie with some ladies placenta.
And this lady did not know her placenta was going

(32:58):
to be on TV in a demo. But whatever, and
he's like gagging and like I might throw up. I
don't know what's happening. It's like when you see a
lizard in the house and you throw a freaking scene.
It's like that. And she's like, well, I don't like
a lizard, but this is interesting, baby. And he's like,
you show me a chicken liver or something. She's like,

(33:19):
it's not a liver, baby, It's way worse than the
liver human placent It's so gross. So they explain she's
They're like, what we do is we clean it, we
dehydrate it, we grind it, and then we put it
into capsules. So a lot of appliances are getting used,
and he asks about the cost. He's like, how much

(33:41):
is the cost? And they say it's three twenty five
for the capsules, which I thought was very reasonable. I
thought it would be way more than we do. We
do uh, And she goes and then there's add ons
like butter and tincture, and like, he goes, okay, just
stop stop talking about fine, fine, whatever, whatever, we'll take
it all. Just stop talking lit.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
To butter on my toes, I know.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
So he is in his talking head and he's just
in shock. He's just like, it's so disgusting. I cannot believe.
I never see a human being like that in a baggie,
in the refrigerator, the refrigerator, like where the water is?
They gave me water from that refrigerator. So he's just disgusted.

(34:28):
But then he honestly, my wife can do whatever she wants.
It's her placenta, which I thought was good for him.
And he goes, but if it's my placenta, I say.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
No, thanks, you don't have one.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
To that word, you don't have one, but that's great,
And then he says to the ladies. He goes, ladies,
thank you We're having so much fun together. Thank you, Dulah, goodbye.
We're having so much fun together.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
I'm therefore of them on the couch like are we?
Because are we? I have to tell you, I'm seeing
flashes of light on either side of you as well.
So now I'm wondering if it's like a window.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
There is a window, but yeah, there is a window,
but it's always there and there's never It's never happened before.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
Well, we've never had Hank Hill as God.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
That's true. That's true. Oh god, I hope my computer
screen is not broken again. No, it's only on the
stream yard, so that would be a bummer. Okay, do
you think it's so anyway, it's very amazing. Okay, yeah,
maybe so that's yes, that was it. It was very amusing.

(35:36):
Things are going to go to hell next week though,
We're gonna hate him again, so just enjoy this respite.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
Mm hmm. Well, Jovi and yr I meet up with
Lauren and Alexi to talk some shit about Libyan on three.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
Seriously, m hmm.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
I like this so there. I loved it.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
They're all talking gossiping. That's the best part of having friends,
is just gossiping about your other friends.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
That's right, that's right. So they're headed in and Yara
is bitching about joking out letting her walk in first.
She goes, why you should let me walk in first?
He goes why. She goes, because I have a great outfit.
Everyone should see it. He's like, oh God, okay. So
Lauren and Alexi are headed in. He's like, let me
always let you go in first, and he goes, oh,
great roof deck. Drinks will be like thirty dollars, you

(36:21):
better drink all of it. So they all comment on
Yara's outfit and her high heels, and Lauren says, you know,
Yura's style is the epitome of Miami. It's tight and
bold and tiny. Can I bind you of what Lauren
was wearing when I met her?

Speaker 2 (36:38):
Can I just remind you of what Lauren's wearing in
this episode? A skin tight, tiny leoper print mini dress.
But she doesn't need to have any stay.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
When I met Lauren, she was wearing one of those
like Elizabeth Hurdley dresses that was held together by oh
say safety safety offends, the whole side of it was open,
the whole body there's now.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
After her Mommy makeover but oh, she looked incredible, but
she doesn't need to say anything about Yaris.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
When I better, I could, I could see your whole body.
Good for her. So they talk about like drinking and
how it's like it's terrible because you can't have a
hangover when you have little kids. And then they're like, oh,
we can't wait for your upcoming upcoming launch party for
items that you can't buy and they.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
Chose horrible pictures that you took Lauren, where.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
Was just like the top of your head, head, yeah,
And they're talking about that, and they joke around about
should we invite Noga ha ha ha, you know whatever,
and Lauren goes, you know, I've gone over that night
in my head and I really can't even like figure
out what exactly happened. And Alexi goes, Andre was a
dick and she flipped out that's what happened. And Lauren says, well,

(38:02):
you know, and then Noga is very protective over us,
but I don't know, like who started what? I can't
even remember and r goes, listen, I don't even care
about that. I was joking about Noga. Let's gossip. So
I can't wait for Libby and Andrea to come back
from Moldova. I'm so curious to see what's going to
happen there. And Alexi goes, yeah, Andre is gonna have

(38:23):
to own up to losing that seventy five thousand dollars
and Jovie goes, hey, we weren't supposed to say anything
about that, okay, and Alex goes what he goes, we're
supposed to keep that confidential. Alex goes, oh, well, I
don't know, I mean, he said it. He said that
he had to check there's some building being built, but
then like the builder ran off with their money and
the talking.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
I loved Alex like spilling the team. Maybe by accident,
maybe not by accident. He's a yin too. Yeah and
Lauren are perfect for each other.

Speaker 1 (38:52):
I loved it because he's like, Andre came to my house,
insulted my wife, insulted my wife's best friend.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
And yeah, yeah, no, sure, I'm gonna tell him whatever.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
Yeah. So Alexi and Lauren are and talking hit together
and Alexi goes, yeah, when we were all together to
the guys, Andre told us all that, and she goes, okay,
so you texted me earlier today about your poop, but
you didn't tell me this, And he goes, you know,
he said it so nonchalantly that I mean Libby definitely

(39:19):
knows by now.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
You missed Alex's joke. He goes, well, I was proud
of that.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
I know. I don't like to talk about poop. I
was trying to run it up. I know, I was
trying to go past that part. I would never text
my husband and be like, guess what I pooped.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
Well, you're a lady, you're a southern bell.

Speaker 1 (39:37):
He doesn't, no, so, and he would never text me
such a thing. Now I want to be like, gross,
move out. We're just getting a divorce. So he says,
you know, he said it nonchalantly. I think Libby probably
knows by now. And he goes and he didn't say,
don't tell anyone ever.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
I think that's what he did say, but that's what
he said, confidential.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
Yeah, And Lauren goes, well, I know that Libby knows
it was invested, but it doesn't sound like she knows
it was lost, and like that's huge. And at the table,
Lauren and yare are both like, oh god, we wish
we didn't know this. We wish we wouldn't have heard this,
and y'are goes, yeah, because you know, I can't keep
a secret, so I'm going to have to tell someone
and they're all like, oh god, y'are.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
She's like, I'm sorry, it's just.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
Like Courtney on Hunt for Love. Yeah, if you tell me,
you know it's going to go everywhere.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
Huh. So I just texted Libby sorry, I'm sorry. I
was texting her under the table. I'm so sorry.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
Sorry, I was doing text Libby? What when I tell
you that? On this trip DeLay's trip to the beach,
John our Son was with us for longer an I
had to go home for work and John was with us,
and Dave was sitting at the table and picked up
his phone and was like, hey, text so and so.
It was talking into his phone, and then I picked
up my phone. I was responding to somebody like talk

(40:55):
to text, and John's like these boomers and the talking
into the phone. I go, first of all, we're Generation X,
how dare you don't ever calls boomers? And second of all,
it's summits easier. It is the best thing ever been
so much easier.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
What if they do they type it?

Speaker 1 (41:12):
They type? And then I said, at least I will
go back in. I'll read what I wrote, and if
there's a mistake, I'll try to edit it, or if
I've accidentally sent it, I'll try to edit it really quickly.
If I've misspelled something, Dave didn't do that, he'll he'll
just he'll write and go, you know what I mean? No,
I don't, I don't. And then talking to her, Laurence
says if he's knowingly taking her on this trip to Moldova,

(41:34):
and then she's gonna spring this on her, Like my
heart hurts for her because I think, you know, but anyway,
Lawrence already like Modova is already gross.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
Okay, yeah, and she just wants to be right. Also,
she really wants to be right. Yeah, she can't wait
to do when I told you so.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
She's like, I told you so, girl, he's lying. Okay.
Let's move on to Kara and gearm oh boy.

Speaker 2 (41:59):
So she's her performance preparing and they do a sound check,
but she doesn't sing. She just says check check.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
And I'm not sure she was singing at the event either.
But she can sing, because we've seen it on Instagram.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
Yeah, she can sing, although some people don't think she's
very good. Some people on Reddit don't think she's very good.
I don't know enough about singing, but they were making
fun of her on Reddit. But they don't like her Onreddit,
so take what they say with a grain of salt.
So she's hoping that Giermo will show up tonight to
the performance, and she tells her friends and backup singers,

(42:35):
backup dancers that Germo moved out, but she doesn't mention
it's because she kicked him out. She keeps bearing the
lead there, Gimo moved out.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
I told him move out.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
So she's hoping that they have now had a little
space from each other and he'll show up and he'll
show that he's proud of her and support her career.
So it's time for the performance. Giermo isn't there, and
she's like a sad, sad, dolled up little bratstall. She's
like wearing like one of those Brittany nineties triangle taps.

(43:10):
Yes that I her back and she it's like a
mermaid fabric, like shiny y castelle, like purple, and her
hairs in like each waves.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
So and at.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
Yeah, I would live in that outfit if I didn't
always look eight months pregnant I've never worn a triangle
tap me either.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
I mean again, I love to stare at her. I
think she's so gorgeous. I think she's so interesting to
look at. And it's funny that you said that about
the reddit because I'm just remembering that I posted pictures
on my phone from this week and it was a
picture of like ehan Plath, the girl from Hunt for Love,
a picture of me in a fast mask. Had nothing
to do with this show. Not one person from the

(43:53):
show was in that. And somebody wrote under it, people
just need to go ahead and admit that it is
all about care trying to appropriate Latin culture and all
this stuff. And I was, like, Kara's nowhere on this post,
So I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah, but
so it must just be one of those Reddit people
that hate her, right.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
Yeah, exactly, I'm and I'm sure we did say it
is kind of funny that this white girl is doing.
She's not a native Spanish speaker, but she loves the
music whatever. People don't have to listen or go to
her concerts, so she but I'm sure it is problematic.
I have no idea. I don't listen to that music.

(44:34):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
I have no idea of what it's problematic either. I
mean she's fluent, and she's fluent in Spanish.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
So yeah, but she is like Irish or something. But
so that must mean she could only do like Irish
music clogging, only clogging, right, So I don't, I don't
know the rules. So she she says he used to
be supportive of her singing. In fact, when they were

(45:02):
living in the dr she even got him a he
even got her a job singing at the resort, and
so she was like, he was so supportive of my career.
Of course you were banging back then and not even married.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
So different.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
So she starts singing, and then we cut to Guermo
and he's not there. He's outside setting up a hammock. Wow. Uh.
So he says he didn't go because there's too much
going on with them and he wouldn't feel comfortable. And
he says, you know, she kicked me out. She was
acting shady on her phone and I thought she was cheating,

(45:41):
And so I got a rental property.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
Wow, he just jumped right to a rental property.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
Yeah. It wasn't even one of those like motels, like
a motel six or something, He's like, this is gonna
be a while. So he says, I don't want to
go to her performance because what if I see something skitchy?
Get what's the word? And they say sketchy and he
says sketchy? What if I see something that confirms my
suspicions that she's cheating, or like what if she's dressed

(46:10):
a certain way that I won't like, like she's wearing
little clothes or like one of those triangle tops that
I hate. And he says anytime I've said anything to
her about like, I don't really like the way you
dress at these shows. It makes me feel uncomfortable. She says,
you can't tell you what to wear, and he says,
I'm literally not telling you what to wear, but you

(46:32):
asked me to tell you how I feel, and it
makes me feel weird inside. He can't come up with
a better word than weird, but like it makes them uncomfortable,
it makes them feel jealous, or he doesn't like her
showing off her body.

Speaker 1 (46:44):
I guess right.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
Meanwhile, when he met her, she was wearing like a
thong bikini in correct the tr so he's he finally
was like, I realize she's gonna do her thing. She
can go do her thing, but I'm not going to
be part of it. I'm not just not going to
be there.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
So why doesn't he want her to be like successful
with another line of business that brings more money into
the family. Yeah, I don't know exactly.

Speaker 2 (47:10):
Then you don't have to you could go to pilot
school like so, he says, I never thought i'd be
with someone that I can't trust. And when I look
at old pictures of us, it makes me cry. I
really do miss her. I miss my wife, but marriage
takes two implying that he's doing the work and she's not.
I mean, I don't think either of you, like you

(47:32):
went to one therapy session, and I understand it was
traumatic for her. You guys need to go back because
it sounds like all of their conversations if there was
like a mediator a third person there, they just are
miscommunicating on a lot of things. And I feel like
they could have a mediator and there could be like compromise,
like it will come to half of her shows. And yeah,

(47:54):
also all singers dressed like that, like I'm sure all
but Chada singers dressed like that, like all pop singers
stressed like that that's just what happens at the sex Cells,
and that she's proud of her body and like you
need to just like take a step back. He also
has said previously he didn't like the kind of people
that were at the shows. Right, it seemed just like

(48:17):
a normal club environment. No one. It's like people were
toasting and cheering and dancing. But it didn't seem anything
like raunchy or like.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
No, it literally looked like the closing scene of The
Gilded Age where everybody was just dancing in a circle.
I was like, you're just dancing to the music. What
was so raunchy about it?

Speaker 2 (48:36):
Yeah, it wasn't at like a strip club or something.
I don't understand. So, And I also when did he
get so conservative about like people. I mean, he never
liked her getting wasted because he felt like it was embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
I remember that from their season. But yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
I'm sure he's done his fair share of partying.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
I don't know. It's very interesting, and I think you're
right they could just like sit down with somebody like
twice a week and talk through how to communicate. Probably
this could yeah out, But maybe they've tried that and
we don't know.

Speaker 2 (49:10):
Yeah. Yeah. Uh So she comes home and she's just
very sad because she's like, you're there and it's going
so great and you feel so good, and then you
go to your car and you're alone and your partner's
not there and he wasn't there to support you. And
I had hoped that he would, you know, show up,
and he didn't, and then he let me down. So
maybe this is like each time, it's like this could

(49:32):
be the un the breakable thing, like this is what
breaks us.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
He rented a new place, and the way they were
focusing so much on her laying that jewelry down.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
It was so much on the jewelry. I was like,
it's not a wedding ring. She's not taking up her
wedding ring. It was like an earrings and a necklace.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
It was like from Claire's. I mean, it was just
like costume jewelry and they're just yeah, they're really showing Okay.
I was like, folks, are we going to find out
this was like his mom's family like active thing. But no,
it was just her unrobing in the hallway. I don't know, Yeah, what.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
Next to the next day, she's going to work with
this producer who is probably a male, and they're going
She's going to be in Paris or somewhere like that.
Really Italy, No, he's going to be jealous about that. Also,
who's watching the child? Is her mom watching the child
while she's out of town and him? What's happening?

Speaker 1 (50:28):
I guess, So those need to be chill me. Also,
I meant to tell you in their hero shot, he's
like checking his watch, She's turning to the side.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
They have so much distance in between them in that
hero shot, there's like several feet in between them. I'm
really sad, not good. I know, two hot people can't
get along. What's the hope for the rest of us?

Speaker 1 (50:50):
What's the hope? All right, let's talk about Libby and
on there and they're in Moldolva. So we open where
we left them, which is they're watching the fireworks. She
doesn't know why there's fireworks, and people are coming up
and saying welcome to Mondova, and she was like, yeah,
thank you, it's a great party, thank you, thank you.
So the talking d Andre says, this is why everybody's

(51:12):
so great in Moldova. Everyone is so welcoming, not like
in America where everybody is so dry, like dry salmon.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
She's like, what, okay, everyone was nice at your wedding
and you almost pushed Charlie in a pool at a barbecue.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
Charlie wasn't nice at the wedding, and Charlie is the
drunk brother. But besides Charlie, everybody's nice.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
Yeah, everybody else was nice. Yeah, Charlie was not nice
at their wedding in Moldova though. That's what I was
talking about at their wedding in America and every yeah,
I mean it's just her family that's not nice. Everyone
in America parties is nice.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
Yeah, somebody says, just here in Moldova. So the funniest
thing is they were walking off. The daughter's like, I
want cake, I want cake, and there's the cake. We
were getting cake. So she tells them she's there in
the bedroom and she goes the party was so amazing, baby,
like it was like like a like a wedding. Like,

(52:10):
what the hell did you tell all these people? He goes,
what I told you, we're moving here, and she goes, baby,
that is not for sure. We still have obligations and
responsibilities in Florida and the talking heads. She says, I've
been clear with him that I'm not sure if we're
moving here we can just jump up and move like
we have to have a plan like we have and

(52:31):
I'm really, to me, this sounds like he moves from
Moldova to Ireland, from Ireland to America, and maybe he
does just jump up and move. I think when the
going gets tough, he's like, yeah, new country. Who diss
you know? H She goes, we have a looked at houses,
we have looked at schools. Like, no, we're not just
going to jump up and move, so he says, therery
He goes, I'm putting effort into this. You're disregarding my efforts.

(52:54):
And she goes, but you're not hearing me. And I'm
talking you're not hearing me. She goes, you know how
it feels to just not be seen, not be heard
by you. You're pressuring me into doing something that I'm
not sure i'm ready for. Can you see my side?
Yes or no? He goes, no, I feel like you're
being ignorant to your husband. And she goes, well, I
feel like you're stupid because you don't understand my side

(53:16):
and you cannot be that stupid, and he goes, okay, great,
and she goes, I'm glad my dad's coming because you're
being so difficult. He goes, okay, yeah, nice behavior, nice words, great, great,
And then he says, I think you're just trying to
control where we set up our life, like it's only
America or nowhere else. She goes, what what? So on

(53:37):
the talking ends, she makes a great point. She goes,
I think he just doesn't know how to sell me
on it, so he's reverting back to his old ways
of being aggressive and saying this is what we're doing.
She goes, you know, I just don't think this is
a place that anybody would fucking just move to unless
they had to. That's not nice, which is great funny.

(54:00):
Here Winston freaking out in the other room. She goes,
I have to go deal with Winston. He's jet lagged,
like the kid's gotta go to bed, right. So he goes,
give me, give me Winston, I'll put him to bed.
You go shower, bring some champagne. We'll have some fun,
be happy. And she goes, oh yeah, this is so
much fun, and she goes, you can't force it on me.
You have to let me get there on my own

(54:20):
if I'm going to get there. He goes, go take
a shower, change your mood. And she goes, I'm going
to take a shower because I want to take a shower,
not because you told me to take a shower. And
he goes, Okay, independent American woman, you go do it yourself. Okay,
independent woman. And she's like, hmm girl.

Speaker 2 (54:37):
She's like thinking in her head, Lauren might have been right.
He is only thinking of himself. And yeah, so that
bitch Noga, I might give her an apology phone call.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
So they get to a petting zoo type of place
where they did have raccoons in the in the little cage,
just like fee these they call him wash he said,
they call them washing bears. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:03):
I was like, huh, well here we call them trash
pandas so true.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
Listen, a raccoon can watch you have sex and tuloom
like Jennifer and all the guys she was banging in
Shalou and the little raccoons watching, or they could be
in a cage in Muldova. They're all over the world.
So now they're in a rental place. Okay, So they
rented a place and she says, yeah, one week, there
was enough. I guess they're going to be there for

(55:28):
four weeks. So Chuck comes over. So randomly enough, this
was on the TV last night, like as it was
actually airing before I took the notes to the car
today and so I just flipped it on and go,
I'm just going to watch this for like ten minutes,
so it'll just be like something I could skip past
from the car tomorrow. And there's I thought they were

(55:49):
calling Chuck poppy, but they're calling him happy.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
Yeah, they call him happy before. No, that's the kid's
nicknames for him.

Speaker 1 (55:59):
That's cute. I like it.

Speaker 2 (56:01):
It's cute. It's a little confusing because sometimes they use
that word in like normal conversation. Also, it reminds me
of this Seinfeld thing happy Pappy, just like an annoying
thing that George's girlfriend said.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
So, like they're Chuck comes over and they're talking. They're like,
are you happy? No, I'm not happy? Are you happy? Wait?
I'm happy? Are you?

Speaker 2 (56:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (56:21):
Like better?

Speaker 2 (56:22):
Who's on first?

Speaker 1 (56:22):
Yeah? It's confusing, right, So, but it's cute. It's cute.
Chuck seems to have lost some weight.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
Yeah, he looked good.

Speaker 1 (56:30):
He looked good, and uh, it's interesting, I thought. When
he came in, they said, Chuck, do you want some
water or some tea? They asked him if he wanted
water or tea. They're drinking wine. Yeah, so they didn't
say do you want to drink water, tea, wine, diet coke.
You know we've got this. They said you want water

(56:51):
or tea and he goes, no, I'll have a glass
of wine with you guys, which was that's interesting. It
was interesting because it's like, Chuck's not supposed to be drinking,
but right, right, so you know when we walk into
our friend's houses, our friends will say to Dave, hey,
you want to die cocon with some tea? Can I
get you sprite? Right? And if Dave also, I was like, oh,

(57:12):
I have a glass of wine. Everybody like what?

Speaker 2 (57:13):
Everybody like what?

Speaker 1 (57:15):
So that's the feeling that I got there.

Speaker 2 (57:18):
Yeah, that is weird.

Speaker 1 (57:19):
It was weird.

Speaker 2 (57:20):
Also more of Chuck, Please can we get him back
on Diaries or single Life? Because I was enjoying watching
his dating journey.

Speaker 1 (57:28):
Okay, well so I never saw his dating journey, so
I never watched Diaries.

Speaker 2 (57:32):
It was great. He had to go see like a
therapist because he had so many like he has a
colostomy bag from when he had cancer and he's so
self conscious about it that he never wanted to date
and like be vulnerable. And his daughters were trying to
convince him, and they took him to get like a
new wardrobe, and he this really nice like therapist woman

(57:57):
like talked him through these feelings and like he gave
him self confidence of like how he would broach the
subject and stuff. And he ended up going on several
dates with this lady, but I can't remember what happened.
She blew him off or something. We never really got
a resolution.

Speaker 1 (58:14):
Okay, So okay. So he's like, oh god, you have
a travel in twenty four hours, blah blah blah, and
so Libby says, well, I'm so happy you're here. Like
we've been here for two weeks or whatever, a week
and a half. We haven't looked at houses, we haven't
looked at that construction stuff that we're invested in, like
we haven't done anything. And Chuck's like, what you haven't

(58:36):
He goes, I'm waiting for chick to get here. So
Andrea's like, we could go wherever you want. We could
do whatever you want. And then she goes and Andre goes, listen,
you told me you don't care you live anywhere in
the world with me. You live anywhere. You live in
a bangalow, banngalow, and she was like what. He goes,
I don't know what that word is in America, and
she goes shaq. He goes, yes, you said you live

(58:57):
with me, shaq, And then they do a whole talking
head or they do lots of like I'll bang you
in the bangalow. He was like, I just think a shock. Yeah. Yeah,
She's like, I'll bank you in the bank.

Speaker 2 (59:08):
Also, she was twenty five living abroad with no children.
I'm sure she did say yeah, I'll live with you
wherever in a shack.

Speaker 1 (59:18):
I don't care, of course.

Speaker 2 (59:20):
Yeah, but now they have two kids and she's used
to air conditioning, so right.

Speaker 1 (59:26):
And Chuck goes, look, I'd love to see what houses
you guys are looking at, but I need to see
this investment property that you have and Andre goo's it's ours,
it's our investment property. So all of a sudden, now
Libya is our money. And yeah, so they go to
see some homes with Chuck and a mute realtor named Marita.

(59:47):
Marita either she either wasn't confident in her English enough
to talk, but she would didn't want to be there.
There was no outdoor space for the kids, and I
felt like I was watching Moldovan house centers.

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
I was actually worried about that too. But in the
second place they looked at, it looked like there was
some grass, like a behind a fence across the back,
like maybe a park, yeah, across the street.

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
Well, it was a terrible episode of house Hunters. So
we see they're going to the penthouse on the sixteenth floor,
and when they looked at the kitchen. I saw this
last night, and I saw this on my computer. The
kitchen looked like it was filmed in black and white.

Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
Okay, I wrote everything is white and gray. I honestly
thought it was filmed in black and white. Okay, I
think I think it's just because the lighting was really
bad and everything was white and gray. But it honestly
looked like I was all of a sudden watching like
a documentary from the forties, Like I was like, what's happening?

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
Yeah, it was like dreary, horrible, not one pop of
color anywhere.

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
No, And the next ones they looked to was very similar,
very similar. Yea, all white gray and then just big
stencils on the wall of flowers.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
But were those colored or were they just black? They
were also see I don't understand, so.

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
That must be the style there, now, you know. Yeah,
So they talk about the bidet. She doesn't understand, and
there's stenciling on the bedroom walls, which I didn't understand.
This place was three hundred and seven thousand dollars to
buy the whole three bedroom penthouse whatever, and Chuck says, yeah,
well the place like this in Tampa with a view,
you know, of the ocean would be a million dollars, right.

(01:01:36):
But anyway, Chuck's like, this place is small, like you're
gonna be able to cook in here. It seems like
a bachelor pad, and he's kind of right. It was
like a it did seem a little bit like a
bachelor And also like those Florida ceiling windows. I was like,
those kids are just especially that Winston. He's going to
go right through that. No, that Wednesday's nuts. So now
we see a new construction townhouse, same thing, stenciling on

(01:02:01):
the bedroom wall, but we don't get the price on
this one, and we don't see the outdoor space. You
just said that schools are right down the street.

Speaker 2 (01:02:10):
Yeah, but it would be easier to come in and out.
Like when Lord and Alexi had three little children living
in a high rise. Yeah, that never made sense to me.
It's rough when we got to get the controllers and
then ride, Yeah, twenty five floors in an elevator with children.

Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
When we lived we were building this house, we had
to live in an apartment. Supposed to be one month,
it ended up being like five and the mortgage on
that and the rent on that fully furnished apartment was
more than the mortgage we pay on this house. It
was so expensive because we thought we were going to
be there for a month and it was fully furnished, Like, yeah,

(01:02:48):
we'll just bring our clothes. No.

Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
Well, I mean, I guess people in New York and
stuff do it in the big city in Chicago wherever
they live with kids in high rises. Yeah, you also
get to live in New York or Chicago, right.

Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
I mean my kids were five and seven when we
were in that place. And when I tell you, like
every time we got in the elevator first one they
would fight over who got to press the button, okay
every time, and then I'd be like, I is you're
trying to press the button? Sure that he is so
annoyed by it. And then it's like you park in
the barage and you have to like bring up a baggie,
bring your clothes up, and the kids like the minute
somebody else puston and they run off the elevator. I mean,

(01:03:23):
it's it's rough, it's right, yeah, but again, if you're
a city kid, maybe you know. Yeah, like Andre said
to Chuck, this is big city living, Chuck, get on board.
So they're talking to it together, and she says, I
can see the potential in these places, like maybe it
could work out, and he's like, of course, it's.

Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
And that's the end of them. And now we're going
to finish with who we finished with for the last
twenty years of our lives. And it's Jasmine Gino, Matt
Natalie Donna, and Michelle Buckle. In Buckle and Baby.

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
He's at a flower shop and he is creepily shoving
his entire face into each bouquet and sucking up the
scent and making groaning noises and it's very uncomfortable, and
then he's like, I love the smell of flowers. Gross,
Just why is your nose in each He's literally burying
his head.

Speaker 1 (01:04:20):
I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:04:21):
So then he tells the lady at the front that
he's I have a lady coming to visit and I
really like her and I want to impress her with
some flowers. And I was thinking, why is she Why
is he telling this lady all this, just say I'm
here for some flowers. But then the lady goes, okay,
so like red roses that's say and something that says

(01:04:43):
like eternal love. And he's like, did you hear what
I said? Like I just started dating this girl, maybe
something one step below that. So it's like it's good
that he explained it because the lady was about to
sell him like a diamond ring and a card that
says when you marry me. So he she goes to
see Natalie, who is at her hotel already. So he

(01:05:03):
did not pick her up from the airport. Okay, she
picked him up from the airport. So the hotel room
has a bathtub like hot tub in the same room
as the bed, which is I know some do that,
but I don't like it. I don't I feel like
you'd get mold and like I just I don't like it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
I don't like them.

Speaker 2 (01:05:26):
So she's excited to see him kind of she is
does seem excited, but then when he's like filling up
her champagne glass, she's like all the way to the
tub because she always needs to be drunk when she's
around Gino.

Speaker 1 (01:05:40):
So it's like, do I hope you have two bottles.
I'm gonna need a lot more. Keep it coming, yeah, yeah,
because this is the night where we actually do the thing.

Speaker 2 (01:05:49):
So she says she's exhausted. I really want to get
in the hot tub, and I thought she was going
to kick him out, but she's like, so why don't
you fill it up and put in more lots of bubbles.
The more bubbles the better. I want, like a mountain
of bubbles. I don't want to see an inch of you,
you know, so just like fill it to the top.
And so there are so many bubbles and she is

(01:06:13):
wearing it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:13):
That's not fun. That's not fun to me.

Speaker 2 (01:06:16):
No, because she's just like, also, you can get an
infection that way. Also those poor cleaning people like now
there's like bubbles, soap scum like all over.

Speaker 1 (01:06:27):
The room, and they're all around the room too, And
now it's yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:06:30):
Yeah, So she's wearing a bikini. He's wearing his like
bathing suit or boxers, couldn't tell.

Speaker 1 (01:06:37):
And he went he had a bag, he went to
the bathroom and changed. She had like okay, so he
did have a bathing suit, so he knew about it
ahead of time. He must have discussed it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:45):
So he's like, he tells us, you know, I'm looking.
She has such a hot body. She has a big
booty like I like, and she has the big lips
and the face and the dark hair, and yeah, I'm
actually starting to see what Dana and Michelle saying. She
actually does look a lot like Jazmin. She's just now

(01:07:05):
saying that her.

Speaker 1 (01:07:06):
Booty looks better, but yeah she does.

Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
Yeah, yeah, she looks exactly like Jasmine. So also he
leaves his hat on and she's like, do you want
to take your hat off? And she's like no, no, no, no, She's.

Speaker 1 (01:07:16):
Like, don't you know me at all? This is my brand.

Speaker 2 (01:07:19):
Uh So she's she's like, you're turning red from the heat.
You look so sexy, gino. And then they kiss and
she's like, hmm, you're a great kisser. These are like
I can't they're the worst daters, Like they say everything
that's happening, do you know? They literally like that was
a great hug. I really enjoyed that hug. This is

(01:07:42):
a good conversation that we're having, Like you like everything
that happens. They say it, Well, they've been coached to
do so about production, So are you doing?

Speaker 1 (01:07:53):
I hate it?

Speaker 2 (01:07:54):
I hate it. So she's like, no pressure, but do
you want to stay over? And he's like, I it
feels weird. It feels like I'm still married. And he
tells us she looks like Jasmine and I can't put
the moves on. And so Natalie is like, are you
still in love with her? And he says no, but

(01:08:15):
I have this guiltiness feeling. I'm feeling guiltiness. You could
just say guilt. So he tells us that he doesn't
think it's fair to Natalie to be affectionate with her
when Jasmine is still in his head, and Natalie says
she understands, but she won't wait forever to get that

(01:08:38):
sweet sweet Gino meat and toe cheese. She just can't
wait to get it. So the next day he's showing
her around the town. She brings him coffee. She's wearing
these black leather pants, those pleather shiny pants, and she

(01:08:58):
realizes that he has PTSD from his marriage and might
not be ready, and she's disappointed. That's not what she
came here for. She came here for some geno pen
and she says, she says, I wish you would have
stayed over last night, because I came all this way
for your man meet and so and I'm going to

(01:09:22):
meet your family, which is a different kind of meat.
And I realized that you are suffering and I need
to be patient. But that's I'm disappointed. That's not why
I came all this way. I came to get late,
and you chose Gino to get late. Okay, I just
can't just can't understand this. She could get late anywhere

(01:09:42):
she is. She lives in Vegas, lots of eligible men.

Speaker 1 (01:09:47):
He famously doesn't want to have sex. Just that's that's
a thing. That's the thing.

Speaker 2 (01:09:52):
Not he is addicted to porn but also wants no
sex in real life.

Speaker 1 (01:09:56):
Yeah, that's right, that's the thing. That's you know, things,
So what do.

Speaker 2 (01:09:59):
You that's his brand, along with the backwards baseball hat. Yes,
So they are going to this party that night for
Dana's birthday, and then he reveals that Michelle invited Jasmine
to the party, which we had wondered how that happened,
and she just straight out invited her.

Speaker 1 (01:10:18):
She is a shitster.

Speaker 2 (01:10:20):
Of course she's getting paid extra money, like hush money
from TLC to set up these arrangements.

Speaker 1 (01:10:28):
Or Jasmine was like, is there going to be a party?
Where is it? Can I come? And then oh, I'm
sure you could come.

Speaker 2 (01:10:34):
Yeah, bring Matt, It'll be great. You know what I mean? Someone?

Speaker 1 (01:10:40):
Yeah, so wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:10:42):
He's mad at Michelle and he's like, I don't think
she should have done that, and he warns Natalie and says,
you know, Jasmine can get very jealous. I don't know
what she's gonna do. And Natalie goes, how bad can
she be? So she's obviously not watched the show actually,
or is pretending that she has not watched this show? Yes, yeah,

(01:11:05):
because we all know how bad it can be. It's Jasmine.
So they show up at Dana's birthday and Dana welcomes
her and very nicely. He's a nice guy. Michelle greets
her and says, it's nice to meet you, with no
smile on her face.

Speaker 1 (01:11:21):
It's nice to meet you.

Speaker 2 (01:11:23):
I'm team Jasmine because she is a Jasmine sickaphant at
this point, like she believes everything Jasmine says, but.

Speaker 1 (01:11:31):
I mean we've seen pictures that Jasmine is post has
posted of like her and Matt like hanging out with
Michelle and Dana like when she was pregnant, and be like, yeah,
I mean it's like a Tuesday night. This is who
these are our friends, These are who we hang out with.
Gino is like at a strip club.

Speaker 2 (01:11:46):
Yeah, I mean I do think both Dana and Michelle
like like Jasmine more than Gino for sure. Yeah, which
is fine. I would rather hang out with Jasmine the
Gino but h and I would want Jasmine to be
on my side because she's terrifying. But Michelle is like,

(01:12:10):
way too far up Jasmine's butt. I feel like to
quote the kids.

Speaker 1 (01:12:14):
Just never forget where are the children?

Speaker 2 (01:12:19):
Yeah, Like Jasmine is not that great. So Michelle asks,
She's like, I've been meaning to ask you where did
you meet? Like she doesn't already know, like they haven't
already discussed this and then Dana is like, how much
do you like my cousin Gino? How much? Like they're
grilling her, and then Michelle's go again, goes, I've been

(01:12:41):
meaning to ask what's going on with you and Jasmine
Gino because you went out for dinner last night last week, right,
And Natalie's like, we're what And then Michelle tells us
I'm really not trying to cause trouble, and Dana's eyes
explode out of his head made the funniest expression that

(01:13:01):
should be your thumbnail.

Speaker 1 (01:13:04):
It's like this, he did, like a like to the
like like hYP yeah, yeah, what.

Speaker 2 (01:13:11):
You're not trying to cross trouble? Okay. So Michelle says,
I'm sick of Jasmine saying one thing and Gino's saying another.
I'm sick of it. Figure it out. Natalie is stuck
in the middle, and I feel bad for her, which
is why I invited jasminir to be an agent of
chaos and ruin this poor girl's trip to Michigan. So

(01:13:32):
because I care about her and I don't want her
to be stuck in the middle. So Gino says, oh, well,
it wasn't dinner. We met up at a bar and
Natalie's like what And Michelle says, did you make it
clear that it was done? And he says, well, when
I first saw her, I told her I didn't I
wanted a divorce, and then when we met up, we

(01:13:53):
didn't make any progress. And Michelle says, was their hope
for progress? And he says, slight, a slight amount of hope.
And Natalie's like, you told me there was no reconciliation.
You were getting a divorce, and now I'm hearing you
had hope for like a recrecation.

Speaker 1 (01:14:12):
He shouldn't have said that.

Speaker 2 (01:14:13):
Yeah, yeah, no, And so she's like, I don't want
to be put in the middle, and Michelle goes, I'm
just trying to get some clarity for you, because I
care about you. Woman I just met, and that's why
another woman who is clearly unbalanced and as a history
of violence to meet you here. So welcome to Michigan.
So then Bitchigan. So Jasmine and Matt walk in and

(01:14:39):
Jasmine's like, I'm pissed that he's bringing in another woman.
One of our rules was that the other person had
to approve the person, and he approved of Matt. Great,
I don't know this bitch she's just a mistress. I'm
dying to meet this fucking bitch. Wow. Yeah, wow, she's
coming in hot. Also, in his mind, you broke the rules,
so now he can the contracts off.

Speaker 1 (01:15:01):
Well, they're fully separated, they can do what they want.

Speaker 2 (01:15:04):
They're totally separated. So now they're they're the The people
inside the Calm group are discussing how Gino needs to
tell Jasmine and that it's over and they need to
all be honest. And then Jasmine walks in and it's like,
there's no party without the sunshine. This is my roommate,
Matt like a roommate. And then she goes, is this

(01:15:26):
a birthday party or a stripper party? It's just and
Natalie goes, it's a birthday party, and Jasmine goes, Okay,
if it's not. If it's a birthday party and not
a stripper party, why did you bring the whores from Vegas? Okay? Wow.
First of all, Jasmine is once again wearing no pants

(01:15:50):
and thigh high red It's a dress. It's dress dress
with shiny red pleather red thigh high boots.

Speaker 1 (01:16:01):
Yeah, nobody said she's a great style. Okay, nobody said it.

Speaker 2 (01:16:05):
Natalie is wearing a turtleneck. Natalie is the stripper from Vegas.

Speaker 1 (01:16:13):
Listen, she looks her body is banging. She has on
those leather bands. Looks. I mean they both have banging bodies.
I mean, I'm just.

Speaker 2 (01:16:21):
Saying, don't throw glass don't throw stones at glass houses.
Jasmine in your thigh high boots, and why.

Speaker 1 (01:16:30):
Does she think she's a stripper though, just because she's
from Vegas. She's from Vegas, all women from Vegas.

Speaker 2 (01:16:34):
Or sperm maligning the entire town of Vegas. There are
no decent people. It is sodom and gomora, according to her,
in Vegas, and it's just whores Vegas. So Natalie walks
up to Jasmine and goes, oh, really because she's just
been called a whore, and Jasmine says, don't get close

(01:16:57):
to me and pushes her out of the way, puts
her hands on Natalie's like chest, shoulders and pashes are back.
I paused, and I saw I was come. Wanted to
see everyone's expressions. So Gino's like uncomfortable smiling. Michelle is
like smiling with her mouth open, like she's on a
roller coaster. Okay, and there's this guy in the background

(01:17:21):
who's like, oh damn, Like he's so excited. He's like
at a Housewives party, like where someone's flipping a table
and Matt is smiling and just like she's being crazy. Okay,
I think it happens so fast. Yeah, yeah, they literally
have not been in the bar for more than fifteen
seconds when this happens.

Speaker 1 (01:17:43):
Because it seems like after that people weren't smiling laughing
as much.

Speaker 2 (01:17:48):
They stopped. They all like were like, oh my god,
this actually is happening, like yeah, we got we're gonna
get kicked out. And then like bouncers show up like
instantaneously and like a security production team. People like everyone's
just there. So it's everyone is like steps in to
keep them apart, and Natalie's like, don't touch me. And

(01:18:09):
Jasmine says you're a fucking prostitute, which is not nice
because sex workers are people too and whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:18:16):
She also assumes she's Vegas, so she's all these things.

Speaker 2 (01:18:19):
Okay, Michelle has not even slept with Gino, and Jasmine's
the one who's been begging him for sex and money.

Speaker 1 (01:18:25):
For wait wait wait, wait, correction, Michelle has not slept
with Gino, is correct, Sorry, sister in law Natalie also
has not slept with Gino.

Speaker 2 (01:18:33):
Yeah, Natalie has not. It's only his cousin in law.
It wouldn't be that bad. It's not his sister, so
it would be fine. So Jasmine's the one who's literally
been begging Gino for sex and money for an with
Dan for sugar Babysite.

Speaker 1 (01:18:52):
That's how they met.

Speaker 2 (01:18:52):
They met on the sugar baby site. So she just
don't call people sex workers prostitutes and strippers and whores,
like unless you're past, unless you're lily white, you know, Like.

Speaker 1 (01:19:05):
I just don't call people names.

Speaker 2 (01:19:07):
It's just not nice anyways, Because so what if she's
a sex worker, she's earning a living, Jasmine, do you
have a job. I don't think so. So Jasmine is
calling her a bitch horror prostitute, which I felt like
is not as catchy as bitches led us whore or
prostitution horror prostitution. I feel like it goes bitches let

(01:19:30):
us horror prostitution, horror, and then this horror prostitute is
like farther much farther down. It just doesn't have the
originality I was looking for. So they the bouncers people
pull Natalie out like she's the one who started this,
and she gets kicked out of the bar, and Jasmine's
inside screaming everybody in Michigan, let me introduce you to

(01:19:54):
the whore she gets to stay inside? Is this like
her local bar? She is this? She is she norm
Why does she get to stay inside? She's the one
who got physical and is screen obscenities. So Natalie is
ranting outside, calling Jasmin a bitch, and she's like, I
didn't do anything. You invited me here to a birthday party.

(01:20:17):
I showed a birthday party. That's all I did. And
you know, it's like, I'm sorry that he happened. Jasmine
is a narcissist psychopath, which I would be here for
a show where Gino plays psychiatrist and tries to make
a last resort. It was where he can just be

(01:20:37):
like Florian, I think you have an anger problem. So
also Jasmine might be a narcissist psychopath. We we don't
know if I were. If I did have to ponder,
I guess one of those is right. So inside, Michelle
or some other lady. I thought it was Michelle at first,

(01:20:59):
and I was really mad, walks up to Jasmine and
goes you showed her, but I think it was this
other lady who was also a Jasmine sickophant and I
was but so it wasn't Michelle. But I was like, Michelle,
stop though, stop being her cheerleader. You have hitched your
wagon to the wrong star here. Yeah, this is not
a good look. So Jasmine is screaming, bring back the whore?

(01:21:21):
Where is the horror? And I was like, why is
Jasmine not getting kicked out? So Natalie says, I'm upset
because I got pulled out here, so I didn't get
to shut her up like I would have showed her
how we do it in Vegas. And so she's like
that fake ass, plastic half the fucking face doesn't have
the right amount of filler. She calls me a whore.

(01:21:44):
I was like, that was way better insult than what
Shasmine called you.

Speaker 1 (01:21:48):
It was pretty bad, But she didn't go into her
upside down ass. I was hoping she was going to
do that next.

Speaker 2 (01:21:53):
No or the lips being comically large.

Speaker 1 (01:21:57):
She didn't do that.

Speaker 2 (01:21:58):
So there's there's so much to work with with Jasmine,
Like she just picked the first thing. She literally only
saw the woman for fifteen seconds before she got kicked
out Boom and she got boom, so all she saw
was filler. So Jasmine's in the bar, She's like, she
is a prostitute. She's sleeping with a man who is married. Jasmine,

(01:22:22):
you are living with another man that you are sleeping with,
and also you've been separated for four months, right, so
he is allowed to date with someone and that doesn't
make her a prostitute.

Speaker 1 (01:22:36):
Yeah, this is this makes no sense. This is just
for TV drama and it's stupid. And I think even
Geno's like, oh wow, I even I didn't know.

Speaker 2 (01:22:44):
Oh I got the script. I got the script that
said there was gonna be a bar fight, but I
did not think it was gonna be this bad.

Speaker 1 (01:22:53):
We've seen, you know, the people are.

Speaker 2 (01:22:55):
Like, Jasmine really gets into character when the cameras roll.

Speaker 1 (01:23:00):
She really does. And I think Natalie actress, Yeah, because
I think Natalie is genuinely mad. But I do think
that Natalie and Gina were never a thing, and it's
just for the show, So.

Speaker 2 (01:23:10):
Yeah, it's totally possible. I would buy that, yes, because
no part of me believes that Natalie is sexually attracted
to Gino. I agree, but I felt the same way
about Jasmine, and Jasmine is either a really good actress
or actually does like somehow love Gino.

Speaker 1 (01:23:29):
I think she did because she thought he had money
and she then met on a sugar Baby site and
I think he like mooed her, was saying you could
come to the United States and have all this money.
And then he lives in a discussing townhouse in Michigan,
you know.

Speaker 2 (01:23:40):
Yeah, So Michelle is nodding as Jasmine's just being crazy
and like she's sleeping with a married man. And I
think you can also see her like regretting her life
choices that she's team She was like, I shouldn't have
been team Jasmine, I really And she's like that I've
made a used a mistake. Curb your enthusiasm music coming on?

(01:24:04):
So Jah. Also, maybe I should have invited her even
though production told me to. And I got a two
thousand dollars bonus for inviting her to this point.

Speaker 1 (01:24:11):
Oh no, no, no, no, she got a two hundred
dollars Amazon card. Are you kidding? You know she didn't
get a two thousands. They barely get two thousand dollars
for the whole season.

Speaker 2 (01:24:18):
I don't know, I think, but this scene wound up
in like the previews for the whole season, So maybe
you get extra bonus money if your scene is crazy
enough that you wind up in the.

Speaker 1 (01:24:29):
Same Kimberla, are you the Walmart gift card?

Speaker 2 (01:24:32):
Walmart gift card? So Cole's cash. You just get cold,
So Jasmine says, She's like, I feel so angry. She's
I saw Natalie with my husband and laughing with my family,
Dana and Michelle. The anger was like a demon. I

(01:24:54):
think her eyes did turn red.

Speaker 1 (01:24:56):
Actually, I think it was the family thing and and
Dana cousin Dana and Michelle being so close with her.
I think probably that was more of like, wait, this
is my family, you know, these are my only people here. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:25:10):
Now you also have Matt your roommate.

Speaker 1 (01:25:13):
That she fuck, yeah, yeah that guy. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:25:15):
So Natalie says to Gino, listen. I've listened to you.
I have been your sounding board. I've been tried to
be really understanding and really patient, but I won't stand
for disrespect. I come here and I'm treated like a criminal,
and that is not fair, Like I've been thrown out
of the bar. I think that's what she means. Yeah,
And she's like and again. She shouldn't have been kicked out,

(01:25:37):
Jasmina should have They really need to roll the tape
back and see who started it. And Gino says I'm sorry,
and Natalie says, you weren't clear with her or with me.
This is one hundred percent on you, and you made
this happen. And she's like furious and I was like, okay.
She says this is messy, and I told you, like,

(01:25:57):
I don't do messy. I don't live my life like this.
I don't want any part of it. He's like, I'm
really sorry. I understand. So that's it by Nat, I
think she might be done.

Speaker 1 (01:26:09):
Yeah, next time on Georgie sees his sister and is
hugging her, and Darcy stands to the sides, like and
her face is so contorted that you're like, stop, this
does sound look good.

Speaker 2 (01:26:27):
Just I'd rather see you eat kava then cry with
those big glasses.

Speaker 1 (01:26:34):
Brandon and Julia greet her parents, and my god, does
Julia look just like her mother?

Speaker 2 (01:26:41):
I noticed. I was too distracted that the pizza looked
really good, and also the fact that they did that
sexy role play with the pizza delivery, and I was like,
is it the same pizza place that think that pizza from.

Speaker 1 (01:26:54):
That's funny. Libby is standing with Chuck Andre and she
is saying, to Andre, you lied to me, you withheld
that information. I would never do something like this to you.
I don't trust you. And Chuck's like, well, maybe we
should get the whole story side. No, so I guess
it's coming out. Probably they went to the site of

(01:27:15):
where the building was supposed.

Speaker 2 (01:27:16):
To be and there's nothing there.

Speaker 1 (01:27:18):
See this empty lot.

Speaker 2 (01:27:21):
This is all yours, baby.

Speaker 1 (01:27:23):
All yours. Matt says, Gino is a fucking scumbag and
he's selfish, and he goes and I'm going to talk
to him. I mean, Matt says this to cousin Dana
and Michelle. Gino is a fucking scumbag and he's selfish,
and he goes out to talk to him.

Speaker 2 (01:27:39):
That is Gino too, well, I mean, I hate Gino
as much as anybody, but like, what how Matt is
getting one side he's getting He's digmatized put he's clovismeotized
by that's what we say on our show, pussimatized by Jasmine,
and is only getting one side of it. And now

(01:28:04):
he's gonna go confront Gino, who didn't have no part
in this bar fight.

Speaker 1 (01:28:08):
No, and I think he's hearing Jazmine said, like he
wouldn't sleep with me for eight months, you know, he
would never, He wouldn't ever like let me drive the
car so I could get a driver's license, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:28:20):
Yeah, and that sucks. But also how did Jasmine talk
to him?

Speaker 1 (01:28:26):
Like oh right, right, right right right, yeah, yeah, yeah, listen,
we always need to remember where are the children? So
Adnon tells Tiger Lily, Hi, let me tell you something, lady,
last chance before the baby comes to become a Muslim mother.
And she said the cause She goes, what, baby, I'm
Christian And he goes, yeah, but that's just like a

(01:28:48):
different personality, like a demon. She's like what and she
walks off and the talking head he goes, I don't
know what to tell you. I'm trying to save her soul.

Speaker 2 (01:28:58):
It's so funny that he like, what if he thinks
her person like she never raises her voice. She can't
with that baby voice, so like she's not screaming or anything,
and he thinks this is her other demon personality. What
would he think of Jasmine?

Speaker 1 (01:29:17):
Yeah? What if we got them on like a set.
They haven't been on a set together.

Speaker 2 (01:29:21):
No, they weren't on the same tell all. So right,
imagine if he thinks this is a demon of Tiger Lily's.

Speaker 1 (01:29:29):
Where they will be on it, what they will be about?

Speaker 2 (01:29:32):
Yeah, they will.

Speaker 1 (01:29:33):
They will be on a set together. Whenever this show ends.
We don't want it to end because we love it
so much. It's our favorite version.

Speaker 2 (01:29:39):
Of these people. Jasmine twenty twenty six for office please
but or twenty twenty eight apologies. She could represent it.
She could be in that house if she can. I
don't think she can. I don't know what the rules are.
I don't know if she even has her full paper citizen.

(01:30:01):
So but seriously, that's hilarious that he thinks this is
like a demon because she's like raising her voice above
like a baby whisper.

Speaker 1 (01:30:11):
He says, I don't know this personality. She's like, what
do you mean, baby, She's probably just had to go
to the bathroom. It's like I have to go to
the bathroom and that it's very good, baby, I know.

Speaker 2 (01:30:19):
Oh my god, it goes to my twenty one thousand
dollars toilet.

Speaker 1 (01:30:22):
Baby, Oh my god, I would like to get a
tour of that house when it's done.

Speaker 2 (01:30:27):
You know, yeah, I think it'll be very interesting. Combo
of log cabin and like top top like steel, chrome
like appliances is a very strange look.

Speaker 1 (01:30:43):
The log walls are strange to me. My husband loves
log cabins too, he thinks are so cool. I'm like, never,
don't even consider it a never situation. Never, I don't understand.

Speaker 2 (01:30:55):
That's not really my vibe.

Speaker 1 (01:30:57):
No, it's not me either, But you know, to ease
their own Okay, everybody, Uh, we're done, Thank the Lord.
But uh wow. Kimberly and Katie have a podcast. It's
called a Date with Dateline. Pretty soon we're going to
start getting some new date lines and then you guys
will cover what's current. But right now you're just covering

(01:31:17):
what did you cover this? So what comes out Wednesday
for you guys? What's the episode?

Speaker 2 (01:31:22):
It's called Deadly Exchange.

Speaker 1 (01:31:26):
Okay, Deadly Exchange with the word deadly has been used?
How many times do you know?

Speaker 2 (01:31:30):
It's fifty seven? And it is it. It's a good
episode though, it's very interesting.

Speaker 1 (01:31:37):
Yeah, okay, Deadly Exchange, Well, I will look that one up.

Speaker 2 (01:31:40):
It's not a who done it, it's a like why
done it?

Speaker 1 (01:31:44):
So you already know who did it? It's why. Yeah.
I started watching Mister and Missus Murder.

Speaker 2 (01:31:52):
Yeah, yeah, that's the Lake seminal.

Speaker 1 (01:31:56):
As I'm watching, I'm like, I already know about this.

Speaker 2 (01:31:59):
You had just watched that episode because you texted us
the mom with the pigtails. I remember that.

Speaker 1 (01:32:04):
That was just like it was just a month ago. Yeah,
but I watched it because Amy said that. People said
the woman who is like the star of it, whose
husband was part of the ex husband was part of
the murder plot. They were like, she looks like you.
So I was like, oh, let me see how this
hot lady is. I'm sure she's gorgeous, but no, in fact,

(01:32:26):
she just looks like Laura Lenny. She looked like me
at all.

Speaker 2 (01:32:29):
Oh but Laura Lenny is beautiful. I would rather have
people say that than I look like Sina from ninety
Day UK, which I know it's not a comparison your
fond of.

Speaker 1 (01:32:42):
No one has said that but me, I know, but
I think I look I think god look like Zeena
her ninety day and God bless her, God bless her
fall like and I just get right back.

Speaker 2 (01:32:55):
She yes, she's gone. Yea, guys, reels, that's for life.

Speaker 1 (01:33:01):
That one. Here's a great ninety day show. If you're
not watching it, It's ninety Day UK. It's on Discovery Plus.
It comes out on Sundays and then our episodes come
out on Sundays. Doing the recap, It's on ten dollars level,
Pink Shade Prime. It's really good. Zena with the guy
from the Gambia, and we just found out she did

(01:33:21):
the exact same thing with another guy from the Gambia
who stole all her money. But she's doing it again
and that's it's amazing, it's amazing. We got another woman
that just turned warmon and told her boyfriend guess what,
we're no longer banging and she's surprised he doesn't want
a date anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:33:37):
What.

Speaker 1 (01:33:38):
So good, it's so good, it's really good. We have
Sam and Ali back. Oh somebody did let me know
because I was saying that Sam and her friend had
like such distinct accents, not cockney but not posh. And
somebody said, there's Geo r di i E like Jordi.
They said they're from the Jordy area. That's a Jordy

(01:33:59):
accent that they have.

Speaker 2 (01:34:00):
I was like, okay, great, which is that show I
told you about which I thought was called Georgie Shore.
It's Jeordie Shore, which is like their version of Jersey Shore. Okay,
but let me tell you then in British people. But
let me tell you something else on Love is Blind UK,
which all those episodes will be out Wednesday. Guys.

Speaker 1 (01:34:20):
The thirteenth is Wednesday. The Love is Blind episodes will
be out. We've been recording those. Yeah, Love is Blind
comes out UK. And there's a guy on there from
Essex and then when you looked up Essex it literally
says it's like the Jersey Shore.

Speaker 2 (01:34:38):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:34:39):
I was like okay, and I think they said they
filmed a show They're called the Essex Shore. That's like
the Jersey Shore.

Speaker 2 (01:34:45):
That's possible because there was a show called I can't
King of the Show. I can't remember what it was called,
but Vinnie was on it and it was people from
all of the international shore shows, which I hadn't no
idea for so many, but there were a bunch of
shore shows and just so it's just trashy, drunk, horny
young people gotta and it was all of them with

(01:35:07):
all their different accents.

Speaker 1 (01:35:09):
Okay, cool, I would love that. I never even watched
Jersey Shore.

Speaker 2 (01:35:14):
Jersey Shore is so good. It's actually very entertaining and funny.
Jersey Shore Family Vacation, which is the one that's on now,
there are adults like, it's very funny. The editors do
the like the funny like editing like that makes you
laugh out loud or at least me, I find it
very entertaining.

Speaker 1 (01:35:33):
Anyway. Well, you also like Honey Boobo, So that's that's
where we're coming from.

Speaker 2 (01:35:37):
Okay, just look at these Look at these girls from
Jeordie Shore. Okay, there that's really look at that hair.

Speaker 1 (01:35:48):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:35:48):
So yeah, and the guys are in their muscle.

Speaker 1 (01:35:50):
Teeth yeah yeah, but they shouldn't be. No. All right,
Well I've just been texted that my dinner has arrived,
so I'm going to go eat dinner. Everybody follow Kimberly
and Katie at Date Dateline on the Instagram and the whatnot,
and please follow me as well at Pink shape Pod
and if you want a list of like everything that's
going on, Love is Blind UK, ninety day UK, We've

(01:36:12):
got plaith Bill, We've got Hunt for love, We've got match.
We brought lots of things going on. You can find
that on the Instagram. You could find it just by
following us, listening here, clicking the show notes, checking your feed,
all the things and everybody. You know. This is a
free episode, and if you like free episodes, head on
over to Apple Podcast and give it a five star.

(01:36:34):
You should do that for every podcast you like, right, Kimberly.

Speaker 2 (01:36:37):
Absolutely, It's a nice thing to do.

Speaker 1 (01:36:39):
If you don't have anything nice to say.

Speaker 2 (01:36:40):
Just give it to yourself to a look like Jasmine.
Jasmine would never talk, Jasmine would have her lips like
so and shut like Handmaid's Tale if she could only
say positive things.

Speaker 1 (01:36:51):
I didn't know they did that on Handsmaid's Tale, and
that's another reason I'll never watch it. So thanks, Okay,
all right, I'll see you later. Bye. By the singing

Speaker 2 (01:37:04):
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