1012 - Life After Lockup (s7e3) "Diamonds Aren't Forever" with Keisha - Pink Shade

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Speaker 1 (00:11):
Hey, y'all, I just want you to know. If you
love listening to Keisha and I talk about inmates, well
you're in luck because we've got more inmates to talk
about this Thursday on A and E. There's a new
show starting called Family lock Up. It's on A and
E on Thursday, August twenty first, ten pm Eastern, and
Kisha and are going to be covering it. We're going
to be dropping those episodes on Friday on the free

(00:33):
feed of Pink Shade. And I just wanted you guys
to know, if you like hearing us talk about prisoners,
we got more prisoners for you. So today is Mugshot Monday,
but Friday is a fellon Friday. Hey, everybody, welcome to
Pink Shade. It's Mugshot Monday. I'm here with Keisha. We're
going to talk about life after lockup, or we're just
going to talk about what's going on at my house,

(00:54):
which is kind of the same.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Look if it makes you feel any better, I'm not
talking to producer Jane.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Oh do oh.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
He just pissed me all the way off last night.
So yeah, he's walking around looking like a sat puppy
dog and my mom comes on. She goes, wait a minute,
what's going on? It's so obvious who's mad? But what
are y'all ain't so kind of goes what kind of
She goes, y'all mad at each other. It's like, no,
I'm not mad at her. I just now I got
to fix it. And I just looked at her and
said I'm mad at him. She goes, yeah, it's pretty

(01:25):
I'm obvious whenever I'm mad at him at night time,
it is like clockwork. And so I've chosen to ignore
it because I knew he was gonna do it. I'll
get up and he would have bought me something like
flowers and like a mug that I really liked with
you know, the kind of stuff that I like. So
this morning and it's really really badass, but I have
I have not moved it from the spot that he

(01:45):
has put it on. I have ignored it, and I
want it so bad. It's a witch's hat, uh huh,
and it's so heavy and so cute. I refuse to
move that bitch. She's gonna stay right there. He always
puts my gifts right in front of the coffee, my care.
She don't stay there all on. Mother fucking day knowing it,
and it's killing me.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Yeah, you love you love Halloween decorations, you love Halloween.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Oh it is my jam. I'm not I did touch
your I'm like, you're so pretty. But I can't breathe
from this spot right now. I'll talk to you tomorrow
right there. And I know that it's killing him on
the inside that I have not moved that which just
had or said anything about it. I'm not. I knew

(02:29):
he was gonna do it.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
I know it.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
It's like copper. I'm like, I'm not falling, I'm not
doing it.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
That is so funny. That is so funny. Guja and
I spent ten minutes bitching this morning about what's happening
in my house and we and we log on, we
hit recordings. Let me tell you what's happening over here.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Yeah, like I can. If this makes you feel yours
is busy, busy, busy, mises intent intense, just like he's like,
do you guys are he noticed we were running like
he's like, you guys recording at eleven or eleven thirty.
I didn't say anything.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
You like to under your business.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
I didn't say a word, not a word. And he
just he liked homework. Simpson out of the bedroom into
the I don't know. I don't want to get any
poor I don't want to get any poor producer James
v MS.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
No no, no, no, no, Oh my god. Well, you
know he listens, so he's gonna he listens, so he'll
hear this. And I don't say, poor producer James. Whatever
he did, he did and he has to make amends.
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Oh, anytime I fussed him or say anything, I get
like ten fifteen dms. Poor producer James. He's fine. Literally,
My response is he's fine.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
You guys have met him in person. He's fine, he's doing.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
He's fine, He's totally fine. Yes, fine.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Oh that's so funny, Keisha, Oh my goodness. Well at
some point here soon you'll hear the dog's bargaining because
Ay was gonna come home to walk them a oh god,
I'm so sorry. I have had coffee. Listen, it's okay.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
I do. I got my Lani here.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
When we back in the day, Aaron and I did,
and then Kimberly and I have done it a couple
of times we did like what's happening next door? And
we had a next door segment. I don't think I
have that. I'm gonna save us. I'll have it on
my soundboard. I used to have it on my soundboard.
It was like, dad, it was a full song that

(04:35):
we had. Hi, neighbor, it is here.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Is you ready?

Speaker 1 (04:38):
I'm gonna give you a next door Okay ready, okay, okay, yeah,
we used to do a whole segment. Well I've got
a next door segment for you right now.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Oh oh party boy, No, that party ain't.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
That party ended last night. They did have one last night.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
They didn't have one.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
I did have one, and it came in the house
to walk the dogs late in the afternoon and heard
three girls standing in front of the house saying things like, well,
my dad's a killer, so amazing, amazing.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Just random girls. Do y'all know these girls?

Speaker 1 (05:18):
These girls are there going to the party across the street.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
Oh, my dad's a killer. Well, my dad's next to
a cell next to P Diddy. Like it was that
kind of conversation.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Yeah, yeah, like they were just chatting. Okay, it's a
real it's a real situation across the street. So that's
but that's not even it. I have a Queason Art
air fryer. Okay, it's a queeze an Art air fryer.
It doubles out and it's very fancy. But what we've

(05:52):
discovered in our family is we miss our old air
frier that was like more janky. It was just like
the pullout, like the what am I trying to say,
like a pull out?

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
But we got this fancy one because you know, I
try to be fancy, and it matched on the counter.
It looked really nice. But it's more like a toaster oven.
We just don't like it as much. We just like
the one with the pull out basket, right. We've had
we we went with it for a couple of years
and now we've decided we don't like it. So I
just took a couple of pictures of it. I still
have the manuals everything, posted it on next door and said,

(06:24):
come and get this. It's like, you know, I think
I got it from William Numbers a couple of hundred bucks.
It's been a few years. It's free, come get it.
I literally wrote, I'm not going to clean it. I'm
not going to give you the dimensions. Here it is.
Here's the picture of it. Here's the manual, look it
up whatever when I tell you, Within thirty minutes, I
had like four hundred dms four hundred. It was pages

(06:50):
and pages and page Like my email is clogged, my
thing is clogged. I'm like, people really want they really
want that. So I just even write any of them back,
because like yesterday we were recording and I was busy
and whatever, and so I just so this morning, I
just put one message and I copied it and just
sent it to all the top twenty five people that

(07:11):
had written me. Right, because some people were written like
four times. It's still available. I'm still trying to come
get it. What you're adding, Like if somebody had written
me twice, I sent it to them first, and then
I said it like the first couple of people, and
then I went to the last couple of people. But
I mean, if I look right now, I'm going to
have fifty new messages.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
Like it's gone right.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
I have no idea. So I wrote to all these
people and said it's on my porch. Whoever gets your
person habit.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
Yeah, that's kay. James was too, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
So I put it on the porch. I did hear
the dog's marking earlier. I have no idea. If it's still,
I should look on the ring camera because then I
need not there. I need to market is sold. No,
it's not going to be out there. When I tell you,
people go crazy on next door. I had last week
or two weeks ago that hat in her room, and

(08:01):
you know how the teenage girls do. She had big
huge bean bag that was like that fluffy material that
looked like a stuffed animal like Harry and so that's
been out of her there done that, but it's been
out of her room for a while. It was just
like in the basement. I was like, I could get
this big hairy gray thing.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
You've been saying that for months. I remember months ago
you said you needed to get rid of that.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
So finally, a couple of weeks ago, put it on,
you know, put the thing, put it on the porch.
When I tell you the amount of people that were
like how big is it? I go, it is free
measuring yeah, measuring it. Okay. So I'm going to look
right now at my ring camera and see if it's still.

(08:46):
And so Anna was back and forth texting this morning
about when she's coming. I said, if you see the
toaster oven on the front porch. Do not bring it in.
It's out there for a reason. Yep, somebody came and
got it, Kisha.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
Yeah there's no way they didn't.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
Okay, so happy. I'm so surprised there wasn't a fight
in your yard about it. No, that's just a big
that's just the people across the street when they have
a party.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
Mary Payne, I want to go snoop at one of
those parties, so freaking bad. I don't feel like I
would have lived life if I don't get to go
to that man's party. I want to come see you
so I can go to the party.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
The party that started yesterday afternoon was ten to twelve
cars in the cul de Sac and they were all
double parked and whatnot. So when they double park then
I think, well, I could call the non emergency number
where because it's like dangerous. But then I didn't. I
didn't do it. But the amount of conversation I have
with my friends at the pool yesterday about the parties
and the young kids were like, hey, we want to

(09:46):
know about the party.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
Yeah, that's why I feel I'm like, has he had
a party? I want to come visit you? And just say, look,
I just need to stay at your house. You don't
have to cook for me, you don't have to clean
for me. I just need to sort of lay down.
I'm gonna be over here then entire time. I'm just
gonna come over here to sleep. That's it. I gotta
do to his party. I want to see it.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
I don't think this is a party of people that
you want to be around. I don't.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
I don't, but I see it and experience it so
I can come Okay.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
Well, hopefully my neighbor Jamie is in the process of
getting it all shut down. I mean he's got like
all sorts of like legal documents with the city and stuff.
He was sending me yesterday and I was like, I
don't care, oker, just whatever.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
I wouldn't want to be next door to that.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Well, so, like I said, he backs up to it,
and it's in the front of my house, but it's
in the back of his house, right, So he's, like
he texted me last night, he goes, I literally just
came out to like start my grill and have to
come back in. I'm gonna have to do my burgers inside.
He said, there's so much pot smoke in my backyard
that I'm not gonna be able to grill for my children.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
I mean, he could have stayed out there and grilled.
He would have came back in with food and pretty
feeling pretty fucking good too about life.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
Yeah yeah, but you know he didn't want to feed
his kids burgers.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
So ooh, a weed burger. Yum. Everyone's going to bed
happy at early tonight. A weed Maybe I should start
that company, a weed burger, y'all.

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(12:41):
or season six B episode six thirteen.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
Yeah, the numbering is just as dumb as the people
on this show. God, there's a lot of dumb shit.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
Last night, did you feel that this episode lasted fourteen hours.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
Yes, because I watched it last night, so as fast
forwarding through the commercials and you know, to give like
the time stamps, like what, I'm like, why is this
episode so long? It was so long and a half?

Speaker 1 (13:06):
It was it had to have been an hour and
a half because I watched the screener, which was an
hour and five minutes, and I did half of it
the night before, and I was like, because I've just
been doing so much work, I was like, I'm gonna
give myself a break and I'm actually just gonna sit
on this couch, play words with friends on my phone,
watch something on TV that I want to watch. I'm
gonna give my I had one hour. I was like,
I'm just gonna yeah, let my let my phone out,

(13:29):
just zone out, and so I did and I play
I was watching. Anna comes in and goes, what are
you doing? You're not doing work. I go, no, I'm
watching a murder documentary to calm myself. She's like, mom,
it's like, you know, I watched the Yogurt Shop murders.
I was like, ah, I remember when this happened. She's like,
you're not going to sleep I go, I'm gonna sleep
just fine.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
So no, it's it's different. Once you heard a certain
age that stuff, it's like comforting.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
Like it's because I remember when I went up in
I was fascinated by it. Yeah, I didn't finish it,
but then I went to bed. But then I got
up this morning to finish. I was like, oh my god,
I still have thirty months left of the show. Let's
get started. God it was a long show. So just
so much happened, and I'm just like sick of these people.
All right, everybody's so trashy. Yeah, they are everybody's and

(14:17):
are so trashy.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
They are vomittrocious, they really are. So that's it we're
gonna start with.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
Okay, they are vomitrocious. Everything about them is gross and
I'm sorry to say that, and I'm just in a
bad mood.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
Kathy's house is kind of gross too.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
Oh it's a horder gross looks like it says like
covered in ash.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
So yes, but I will still a back of potato chips.
I mean, she's got so many, she wouldn't the middle.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
Just reaching the back.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
This one doesn't have a little dust on it, So.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
Yeah, all right, Jk's been out of prison five weeks
and Brooke is taking a bunch of pregnancy tests at
her mom's house. Now she he's making breakfast for her
kids with her mom and the boys come in. Now
I will say she did have them like look cute
and matching shirts to come in for breakfast. I think

(15:09):
her mom got them ready. I do too. Now mom
has made a huge breakfast. I see bacon, I see pancakes,
I see eggs, I see lots of food. Yes, and mom,
the mom is real cute, by the.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
Way, I think, Well, they have the same face. It's
what looks like yeah, yes, if she wasn't such a
fucking horrible person. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
So they're making breakfast and the kids come in. They're like,
where's jak and there the one kid goes, is he
with this X?

Speaker 2 (15:38):
See? That means she's been talking way too much about
shit in front of her kids.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
I hate that, but I hate I hate that too,
And Brooke goes, I, you know, and you're talking to it.
She goes, I I told those boys and he told
me he would never abandon them. But they've not heard
from him, And so the island is still filled with
food and She's like, go play video games. I was like,
you're gonna leave all those pancakes there? I knew I.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
Don't think they want. Oh, you know, because I will
tear up some fucking pancakes. Excerm butter warm syrup.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
Has to be bacon too. I would put the bacon
in that syrup. Oh it's so good.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
I would have never left the kitchen. I'm like, I'm
just taking a food break, but I'll be back for more.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
I would have been like this, it's crazy. I'll put
my ear muffs on. Y'all can keep talking, but I'm
going to want any these pancakes.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
It had to be for more than just those kids.
Like that was a lot of stuff, like someone else
has to live there.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
Or it was like, we're gonna put these in the
TopWare and this is breakfast for the week. We're gonna
microwave them in the morning for school or whatever.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
What makes sense.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
I used to do that. So so Brooke and her
mom are talking and Mom's like, yeah, maybe JK is
not such a good guy, and she goes, maybe he's not,
but I guess we're gonna find out because I'm probably pregnant.
And when I tell you. Her mom is like, so
I'm watching these two kids, and you're going to that

(17:03):
hoarder house fucking on the floor trying to have another one?

Speaker 2 (17:08):
Yeah, and why did she have to take the pregnancy
test at her mom's house? Has she already been evicted
out of hers? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (17:15):
Where's what's about the house she lives in with Bonnie
where she's supposed to bills? What about that house?

Speaker 2 (17:19):
Well, I don't know if Bonnie still lived there, because
I would have had to kick Bonnie out for telling
my business.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
So she goes, Oh, and also, I lost my job.
And now how does her mom not know that because
they work together. I don't know if she's had another
job since then, because wasn't that last season when she
left and went.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
When it was at the end of the season because
he went to Alex's house, so I may well, he says,
she's had like twenty jobs.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
Yeah, but then again, I think they filmed it all
consecutively and then break it up. But yeah, I don't know.
It seems like probably she's had several jobs. And mom says,
Mom says the most true words but kind of mean
that a mom has ever said, which is between you
and JK. This kid doesn't have a chance in hell,
it doesn't. But it's sad to do you have your

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mom say that to you. It's awful, but it's true.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
She knows her child. And here's the thing. She knows
her child, and she knows her child is running after
a toothless man. There's no hope for these children at all,
because he is he hasn't showed us anything smart about
himself now for sure.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
No. So in the talking head, mom says, I just
asked her the other day if they were using protection,
and she said yes. All she does is why that
is bad?

Speaker 2 (18:36):
That's really bad. It's so here's the thing. It's so
bad that you have two grown people whose parents are
happy to be like, act like they're teenagers. Are you
using protection? Are you sure you're using protection? I went
about this for you, like, but these are two grown people.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
I know she's already got kids.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
I mean it's yeah, but they the parents know how
dumb they are.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
And she's like trying to hold on to this felon
with no teeth by getting this baby. I mean gross.
So mom says, okay, why did you even have six
pregnancy tests in your purse? And she goes, because we're
trying to get pregnant. But I didn't want to tell
you because I knew this bullshit would happen. You would
just bitch at me about it, and I should just
be able to talk to you like you're my mother,

(19:21):
And she goes, yeah, but it's my job to tell
you that you're fucked up.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
Yeah, and with her only having twenty three dollars in
our bank account, like she said last week, pregnancy tests
aren't cheap.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
She definitely bought a twenty pack at the Dollar Tree.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
Okay, So now the thing is everyone's wondering where those
fake pregnancy tests, the positive ones. Oh wow, I guess
you can't buy Oh yeah, it's on the Reddit according
to Amber, Like, are these fake pregnancy tests? Like? What's
going on with I'm like, of course you will be
able to buy a fake positive pregnancy test online. That's

(19:55):
so that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
But if it's a lie, I mean, you could literally
just get like a sharpie and it. I guess, right,
I mean, if you're.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
I guess she probably can't fucking draw a straight line.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
But did the pregnancy because it's been a long time
since you and I have seen a pregnancy test. Did
the pregnancy test these days do they say like yes
or no instead of like with us? It was like
a line like a COVID test, you know.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
Yeah, that was when I was pregnant. At Scholar, I
had another pregnancy and we took the fancy time that
says pregnant or not pregnant.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
Okay, so that would be harder to face.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
Yeah, uh, big time, because it's like pregnant, like it's
like almost like it's computerized. It's yeah. Yeah, but she can't.
She can't afford that shit.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
No, no, she went up the dollar tree and that's fine.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
Whatever works, Yeah, that's fine. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
So she says to her mom. She says, well, what's
done is done. What do you want me to do?
And the mom goes, you need to keep your mouth
shut until you have a positive blood test from your doctor.
And she goes, yeah, no, I'm gonna go right now
tell him about the situation. I'm only And she's in
her like torn up badass T shirt, looking like a
full idiot.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
And that's why I think the tests are faith because
you want to be one hundred percent sure before you
told someone, especially someone who you're not with.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
Well, I think she's like, this is how we'll get
him back because he's such a course it is, yeah, of.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
Course it is. That's why I wouldn't put her past
her buy the freight faith pregnancy and then who has
four positives and two negatives?

Speaker 1 (21:22):
Yeah, that didn't make sense either. And then also I
felt like she definitely could have used a shower. She
looked like she smelled. She kind of always looks.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
The only time she looks like she doesn't smell was
when she was thinking going to work.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
She looks nice, okay, So then she goes and hugs
the kids and they're like, who are you? Okay? Bye?
S Right, she goes over to jk's mom's house and
she goes. He opens the doors and a hail of
smoke with all the word art behind him, and she goes,
we got an eche four positives, two negatives, and he goes,

(21:58):
huh and pregnancy test dummy.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
He probably thought it was a drug test.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
Yeah, he was like, knowing him, how did he even
remember I took the drug test?

Speaker 2 (22:08):
Right?

Speaker 1 (22:09):
And he's like, bro, I can't believe this.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
Bro. Now wait a minute, I can't believe this, bro.
But you guys have actively been trying to have a baby,
and now that there's a possibility that there's a baby,
now you can't believe it.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
They were literally doing like gymnastics and yeah, like like
sperm uh yeah, swimmer.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
Yes, it was like some kind of blue or something
like that because firm sperm don't know where to go.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
Uh uh. You got to like hold the legs in
the air. Yeah, and that's how most people do it.
And so here's sperm have one job.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
They have one job. They know how to do it,
they know how to do it.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
And then talking, Eddy goes, Brooke broke my trust when
she lied about a job. It's a bunch of mixed emotions.
What job do you have?

Speaker 2 (22:58):
Since I don't said why he would break up with
her about losing her job, break up with her because
she lied? But he's really laser because that's the sugar mama.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
I mean. So they go in the garage and he goes,
I don't I can't even believe this. I don't even
trust you. She goes, that's great because I don't trust
you either, and he goes, bro you're just so hard
on me, and he goes, we got to figure this out,
because you know this is serious shit here, What am
I supposed to do? Just walk in there and tell
my mom that you're pregnant? And she goes, I don't know,

(23:29):
you can handle it however you want to.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
But she she chose to go at the exact time
that she knew Kathy and the stepdad would be home.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
It looks like it's like eight am. Looks like they're
just waking up. So he goes in there as like, mom,
stepdad whatever his name is, come to the living room
and they go sit in their easy chairs. And I
noticed that that so they've got their easy chairs and
then they got the couch and then I noticed like
another lazy boy that was like shove in a corner

(24:00):
that like they had to move so Brooke and JK
could have sex on the floor.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
I was like, yeah, that's I mean, that's where his
bed is is on the floor.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
I guess so, and so he goes, oh, we got
a situation. And when he tells them the situation, I looked,
I thought both of them were gonna flip their lazy
boys over backwards. They're both like whoa, I mean they are,
It's funny.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
It's like they are like, this is total it's Basically
they should have said God damn because that was the
reaction that they gave. It's like, we told you to
do one thing and you couldn't even fucking do that.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
And Mom goes and they're like, you couldn't even Like
what's your reaction? And Mom goes, what do you want
me to say? Yippie kaye, we're having a baby, And
Brooke goes, well, that would be nice.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
You don't even know that you're There was no reason
for them to even go in and tell these people
that because they don't know if it's true or not.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
No, no, And the talking head Brooke goes, I mean,
this is your baby having a baby. Why aren't you excited?
Like we're already aware that we don't have it all
figured out, Like don't you think your son will be
a good dad? Already know I'm a damn good mother,
So what's the problem?

Speaker 2 (25:09):
Girl? You haven't seen girls weeks. You are barely a
mom at all. And like she has no sense of
urgency to get back to her kids at all, Like
she's living with Kathy, making meat loaf for Kathy instead
of cookie for her kids at our own house.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
Who don't even know if she lives with her mom,
or she lives with that.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
We don't money or what no.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
Mm mmm, so the step stepdad starts yelling at him
at the top of his eyes. I told you don't
get that girl pregnant. You can't afford it. Don't come
to us for money. We done told you, you stupid
bulla yelling at it. Mm mmm, so we're talking head.
Stepdad goes, this is the third time Jk's gotten out
of prison, and this is the third time he hasn't

(25:52):
learned anything while he's been in prison. And he says,
and maybe this time he'll grow a brain cell to
take care of a child. But I don't know. But
I don't have time for this bullshit.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
So I don't understand why these guys get out of
prison and the first thing on their mind is having
a baby.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
And he was so like, Alex is the one that's
gonna give me a baby. I gotta go with Alex
because she's gonna give me a baby. Remember, m h,
I don't know that.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
I don't know. I feel like if I got out
of prison, the last thing I would want to do
is take care of a baby.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
He didn't have a job, he didn't have.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
A car. Here's a teeth. He has no Social Security card? Correct,
he has no bed. He's an air mattress. The baby's
gonna have a little, a little toddler size air mattress
to go right next to his.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
It's the leap or bababy, so many things he doesn't have.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
Yeah, he wants to. But I'll make a great dad.
What are you and the baby gonna have in common? Gums?
That's it because neither one of y'all are gonna have teeth?

Speaker 1 (27:00):
Like what, it's so bad?

Speaker 2 (27:03):
I wonder can he even read the baby a lullaby?
I mean, I mean, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
We have seen on social media that he did get
some teeth, so.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
He maybe he got so much better.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
Maybe he got that job doing the hot shot and
then got some teeth.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
Okay, good for him.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
Okay. So JK tells her I want to be there
for my kid. I don't want to be a weekend daddy,
and she goes, we'll have to figure it out. And
the talking he said, you know, having a kid's a blessing,
but if you think about it, we're not in a
good spot to have a child.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
We've been everyone has been telling you this and trying. Yeah,
now that it could be a possibility. It's since in
like we shouldn't be having a kid. Y'all don't even
get along. No, you don't even like each other. And
then she may meet loaf with barbecue sauce. I've never
seen someone mix barbecue sauce in the ground beef to

(27:58):
make meatloaks.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
People normally put like ketchup in it, right, Uh.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
Not in this house.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
Well, I've never made a meat loaf normal I ever made.
I think meat loaf is disgusting leaf. But I did
have it, you know, when I was younger, you know,
like my mom made it or whatever. I thought you
put ketchup And no, I don't know though barbecue sounds
going good? No, I mean when I make it, so
you put bread crumbs in it.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
So I put bread crumbs in it. I put chopped
up tomatoes in it, onion, onions, bacon, and then I
get a tomato paste. And I have this secret. I
can't tell you my secret mixture. I put in a
tomato paste and then I put it on top of
the meat loaf. Let it go back in cook a
few more minutes, and it is magical.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
Okay, all right, well, I trust you. I trust you. Anyway,
she leaves. He's like, thanks for the news. Bye, we're
gonna have a baby. Okay, bye, she leaves. We think,
we think, yeah allegedly. Okay, let's move on to something real,

(29:04):
sad and real dark. It's Bianca and Daniel. Okay, yeah,
so Beyonca and Daniel. She's leaving fur balls f U
R R B A L l Z.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
Well, where was the cat?

Speaker 1 (29:20):
Maybe? Maybe for maybe he was staying there to get groomed.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
Cats don't get groomed. They groomed themselves.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
I don't know where the cat was. That was a
good question.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
She forgot her own cat, maybe.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
That's maybe that's why she went back in, because she
got the call and went out, So maybe she went
back in to get the cat. What was that cat's name? Sushi?

Speaker 2 (29:43):
Sushi yo. She left without the cat. She got in
her car without that cat, which is probably the best
thing for the cat.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
Maybe Sushi needs to be rehummed. So right, she's leaving
for the ball. She gets a call from Daniel's PO
and she's saying to the po, no, he's not speaking
to me right now, So I don't know, I don't know.
We were fine, but out of nowhere, it's been like
a train wreck. I thought he had court today. He's
supposed to come back, like I don't know. So she's
talking to the PO, so she tells production he's not

(30:13):
coming back and says, stop filming, stop filming. He takes
off her mike because I get the goatpros out of
my car. I don't want to film. He's not coming back.
So we think what we said last week was he
got detained because of that Walmart situation.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
Yes, and I ought the PO was calling her.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
I think that the PO couldn't find him, but the
PO knew.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
The PO knew it he wasn't coming back cause THEO
told her.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
I think the PO called to say he's in the
other town in court. He's going to stay overnight at
the hotel. Do you approve it since he's supposed to
be coming back to your house. I think the PO
had to get her to approve that it was okay
that he wasn't coming I think that's what happened because
she's in charge of him technically, so I don't no, guys,

(31:00):
so black screen to death, you know, After speaking to producers,
she agreed to film again, and so she's standing in
the kitchen, so she calls him, but they're trying to
act like he called her, because he's like, hey, I'm
just calling to let you know. But she called him right,
and he goes, yep, so I just wanted to let
you know what was going on. I have to do
eighty hours of community service and I have to pay

(31:22):
a fifty dollars fine, which is pretty cheap, and you know,
I'm just going to stay in a hotel here because
I don't like to drive at night. And she goes okay,
and he goes, wow, you sound like you have resting
bitch face right now.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
And she did that's the only face she has.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
And she goes, well, your PO called me and he goes,
oh really, and she goes yeah. She says, now she
doesn't think it's safe for you in this living situation,
and he goes, oh, h oh, hey, don't worry about that.
I'm not going to dip out on you got to go.
And she says, She'm not going to dip out, but
I got to dip out. And she goes the PO
called me and basically said that maybe I'm the problem,

(31:58):
and she goes, I don't know he's being shady. He
obviously wants to do what he wants to do and
not come home. And she could tells production she goes,
normally what I would do, I'd go out and get drunk,
but I don't drink anymore, and she goes, he's in
a place where he did a lot of his crimes,
so maybe he just decided to stay there and have
a fun night and go score some fentanyl or something,
which is probably exactly what he did. Gisha, I mean,

(32:22):
she's wrong, he's not rightly.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
I mean, yeah, but it could also be that he
didn't want to draw back at night. And you know,
I don't think that living with Bianca is the best
thing for him.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
Either. Like I don't feel like I'm getting shot to
her side, I am.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
I mean, I can see it from her perspective, but
I don't think she's like a super positive person. I
don't think she knows how to be a good support
system other than I provide you with this apartment and
i'd buy you stuff. I don't think she's equipped to
be an emotional support person for someone like him at all.
And here's the thing, he just doesn't like her, right.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
But I'm beginning to feel her side that I think
he's sort of icing her out and I think he's
doing a lot of shady shit. And the PO calling
and talking to her is like, why are you calling me?
You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (33:14):
So I think that's what I didn't understand, Like why
is the PO calling her?

Speaker 1 (33:19):
Because I think he can't get weird PO can't get
in touch with him. I mean, I think he's doing
shady shit and she's starting to realize it. And so
I'm I listen. I never thought i'd be on her
side here, but I think I'm on her side here.
I do Okay, So he says, uh oh, yeah, you
know I stayed Uh, I stayed out wherever he was
last night. And god, I'm not looking forward to seeing Bianca.

(33:41):
It's gonna get messy. She keeps calling me. She loves
to just flood me with the messages. She's like the
FBI and I don't and I don't like how she
makes me feel. I want my space.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
Yeah, I can see that. Like, I think she she
needs an emotional support pit, but unfortunately she left that
pit at the This girl can't even take care of
a cat, So how is she going to be there
for another human being. Like I think she needs to

(34:13):
be in her own therapy. I think she needs to
go back home when she's got to support system, get
herself together. This is not good for either of them.
It's it's it's codependency. I think he's starting to feel
that and it's way too much for him. That's not
what he needs, and it.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
Makes her you know, he's lying, he's relapsing her. Yeahh
So in the apartment, which I didn't realize they still
hadn't even they'd only like put the bed together just
then you just moved in. So she's like trying to
unpack back boxes and trying to put a piece of
furnite together, and she like breaks something and she's bleeding,
and she's like, it'd be great if he was here,

(34:51):
like and you have to imagine he's like, we're gonna
get this apartment. We're going to do it all together, baby,
and then like he leaves and she's stuck with like
this empty room. You know, So, Harry, I don't care
how mad I am as somebody. I'm not putting furniture together.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
A lot of it's just.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
I love to get furniture together. You know, not me.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
I know you like that shit now.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
So he talks to his buddy Gary and he's like, yeah, like,
I'm back in town, but I don't want to go
see Bianca because she's annoying, and so I'll just come
meet you guys at the bar. And he goes, yeah,
I know, you know, since I relapsed and everything, going
to the bar is not good for me, but I'm
just relieved. I want to spend time with my friends
to celebrate. Now, this guy Gary, it says like his

(35:33):
boss and co worker clearly knows he's sober, and it
is like, let's get drinks, get a long island, ask tea,
let's get drunk. Like, who the fuck is this guy?

Speaker 2 (35:41):
Ye?

Speaker 1 (35:42):
Cool?

Speaker 2 (35:43):
Nah, where's Gator or whatever is Skeeter or whatever his
friend's name is.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
He was Gator, Gator Skeeter. So he explains to the buddies, Oh,
you know, Bianca, she just needs a lot of attention,
and I'm not going to give it to her because
I need her to be an independent person. But she
just will see it that way. She just will see
that I'm trying to help her. Bro, you can't help anybody.
You just got out of prison. What are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (36:09):
They are two people that have you ever seen two
people more wrong together? It's just bad?

Speaker 1 (36:17):
Well, yes, Brooke and JK are a good example of
two people that are wrong together.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
Yeah, yeah, right, but these guys are equally as bad
they are.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
And she he's like, oh, you know, she follows me
on GPS and I was just like, fine, just do it,
and the phones ringing and he's like, just Bianca. Let
me tell you what. If I ever saw on TV
my husband going just Mary Pain, I'd be like, we're
getting a divorced. I don't care. It's been twenty five years.
Don't talk about me that way.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
Yeah, I don't think that's cool, especially like he knows
why she's calling. She doesn't know where he.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
Is right and she now if she's tracking him, she
could see he's at a bar.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
And that's not good.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
And so they're like, yeah, get her off your case, man, girl,
get a hobby, get the waiter, where's a drink. I
was like, these are not good friends.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
No, but she does needs to get a hobby, she
needs to get a job. She's like, she's laser focused
on just him. She's gonna herself.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
He's gonna work at footballs. No, she doesn't, Yeah she does.
She needs to work at footballs.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
She needs to go work at hobby lobby. She does
not need to give direction to anyone about something that's living.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
No, okay, she did like to make crafts, so hobby.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
Lobby might be a good bobby lobby is a good
thing for her.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
Yes, okay, let's move it on to Justine and Michael.
So it's two years out of prison, good for him.
So he's still talking about the salon barbershop situation and
the wedding budget and whatever, and she storms out. So
she's like horrible dants but like chaps over jeans. What

(37:50):
was happening?

Speaker 2 (37:51):
Yeah? It was bad. She has horrible, horrible taste.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Like sometimes we see her in something that looks pretty good,
but this, this was not it. All right, y'all, I
know we talk about Justine's horrible taste, and okay, you
know what Justine needs. She just needs quints, guys. Quints
is affordable for everybody, and you can get these staple
pieces for your closet. Summer is winding down and we've

(38:17):
got fall coming up, you guys. I know she lives
in Las Vegas, but I think Justine could go in
and get some great pieces from Quints. I'm talking about
sheep cashme or cotton sweaters, washable silk tops, class of
dinim pants, Not those dinim pants she was wearing on
the show, but some dinim pants that look incredible with
a great on her. Come on, Justine, you gotta go

(38:37):
use Quints, and you got to use my code when
you go. Seriously, Quints only works as factories that use say, ethical,
responsible manufacturing practices and premium fabrics and finishes. She won't
look horrible standing in the parking lot fighting with Michael
in those bad pants. She will have some excellent clothes
from Quints. You guys, you can go over there.

Speaker 3 (38:57):
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make sure to tell them we sent you, and please,
you know, send it the code to Justine because she
needs it.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
I have yet to see her in anything that looks good.
And she just posted a picture yesterday on Instagram because
they were at some quote unquote concert he was performing at.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
Oh uh huh.

Speaker 2 (39:39):
Yeah, and she's lost weight. But here we go a
person has lost weight. It says, hey, I'm this size now,
so I need to wear this and it does not
look good at all.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
Right this, my mom says, just because it's zips doesn't
mean it fits.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
And your mama, mommy Mary Paine, is quite correct than that.
And someone made me life so heart. They're like, yeah,
he's had a performance and there's like twenty three in
a crowd, which means the majority of the crowd is
his kids.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
That's funny. Okay, So she's talking to him outside, which,
by the way, where they're standing in this parking lot.
I'd be like, I'm not opening a barber shop here.
This looks like a complete like Crackville.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
It is.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
This is that is my situation.

Speaker 2 (40:26):
Yeah, I'm not paying two hundred and fifty dollars for
a haircut at this dump.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
No, maybe twenty five maybe.

Speaker 2 (40:33):
I mean, even if they fix the place up, it's
still in a sketchy looking area.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
It totally is. There's like cars up on stilts in
the front. So so she goes, like my neighbors, so
she says, she says, look, I'll cut my wedding if
it's something to do with the kids. But I'm not
cutting my wedding for fucking Jay's barbershop, And which is
a good point. So she's got a point, and he goes,

(40:58):
but I can create more money and more opportunities, and
then I can give you a million dollar wedding. And
she goes, what the fuck are you talking about. You're psychotic.
That's not even true. She goes, You make up new
shit as you go along to cover up the other
shit you're talking about. Yeah, I agree, and you're talking
to Eddy goes, if I was running the streets, I
could have paid for this wedding in cash right now, Okay,
but you're not, so quit showing those pictures of you

(41:19):
with your lip up and you're throwing money in there because.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
And we're still wondering how he's getting money, Like there's
like on Reddit people are like, he's still in the business.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
You think, I don't.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
Know what I think, it's just the math is not
mapping at all.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
Well, you talk to him recently, so why didn't.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
Ask, Hey, are you selling fitting all again?

Speaker 1 (41:43):
How that all business? I can use some No, No,
I don't. I don't think he yet. I really don't.
I really really don't. I don't know these people. I've
interviewed him one time as well, but I don't know them.
You don't know them, We don't know them. I'm just
saying they get money from the show. No, I mean

(42:04):
not a time, but they get some. Then they get
a club, appearances and stuff based on like come see
you know, so they do get they do a lot
of those. Yeah so, and then if they have that
car business and it's lucrative, yeah you know. So she
says to him, She goes, I back you up with
everything you want to do, even if I don't believe

(42:24):
in it, I back you up. And this is just
like insulting to you know, to say to postpone it.
And if you if you only and you only postpone,
postpone things that have to do with me.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
Mm hmm, I can believe that.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
And then she goes and I'm not even ready to
get married. They're already married. I'm not even ready to
get married unless you get back on the page with me.
And he goes, well, I don't want to have a
wedding with you until you call your family, and she
like looks down like she wasn't expecting that, because you know,
grost Of, this is like they've decided whe they're going
to fight about. And he goes hash it out with
your mom or your fucked up family or whatever, and

(42:58):
you figure it out and then I'll give you a wedding.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
Now, come on. Now, that had nothing to do with anything.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
And the reason the mom doesn't like her is because
of you.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
Well, I think she didn't like her all that little
that's might, but this just made it a little bit worse.
And from my interview, she said, we're gonna see her
dad this season.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
Who even knew she had a dad?

Speaker 2 (43:23):
So well, I remember the remember the sperm conversation we
had earlier in the podcast, like, sperm have one job
and they know how to do it. Well, the sperm
comes from the daddy.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
Well, I just know we had a dad that we'd
ever met, because we never heard about the dad. No, okay.
Then she calls him a MoMA's and he got mad
about being called him MoMA's boy. So what he is,
well seen it.

Speaker 2 (43:49):
He is a total mama's boy.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
So they're talking to Eddie goes she's got displaced to
anger because of her bad relationship with her family, and
they're talking head she goes, I have no everything is
fifty cents and every dollar I've helped with, but I've
got no control over what we do with our money
that I help make. And then she writs a sign okay,
which was kind of illegal to kick, like a street sign.

(44:14):
I think you can get a ticket for that, Keisha,
So you can, all right, so that's safe.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
You kicked something down this up there for safety, and
you kicked it down. It belongs to the city, so
you vandalize it. She could get a ticket for that,
she could.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
That's the least of their concerns. So I agree. So
they sleep in separate rooms and the next morning his
mom was like, what's going on, and he says, oh,
we had you know, we had a fight and I
slept down here and mom goes, you all need counseling,
especially Justine.

Speaker 2 (44:53):
No girl, your son so fentanyl. He was the fittinyl
king of the North, all.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
These kids, and Justine is the one.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
Now, granted Justine does need therapy, his ass needs to
be like getting the next appointment as well because they
both need it. Yeah, who for one special?

Speaker 1 (45:16):
And then the talking to headies with his mom and
she was like Justine and Michael, you know they have
a crazy love and yes he's a mama's boy. He's like,
so she comes down. Now. I couldn't quite make heads
or tails of that robe because it's a black robe,
but it had like a heart cut out in the
back in the point of a robe to keep you cozy.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
Uh huh, but what if your.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
Back is all out down you're cold.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
I was like, what the fuck is she again? Here's
another situation which he's seen where we're saying, what the
fuck is she wearing?

Speaker 1 (45:46):
Because I thought was that well. I was like, maybe
it's like a like a flesh colored like a brown
heart on the back, but then you could see your tattoo,
so it wasn't. It was like her back was open.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
At first, I'm like, is that a dress? Then I'm
like that's a goddamn what. She tries so hard and
fails every single time. I wish I still had my
boutique open, because I would send her a package.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
It's like, here you go, here's how you dress, yes,
this is how you dress.

Speaker 2 (46:12):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
So she comes down and she was like, listen, I
feel like everything that I want always have to put
on hold. And he says, when if I ever told
you know? And she says, whenever I ever told you know?
She's we're partners and everything, and you bringing up my
family was completely out of line. And then she tells
us the relationship with my mom has always been hard,

(46:35):
and we get some clips and she's like, I've learned
how to accept how it is. And then they kind
of go back and forth and she's like, if you
would have come upstairs, you would have tried to be
on me, and if I would have said no, then
you would have turned over, and and she goes, it's
just better you fluffed your pillow down here and I
didn't try to come and get you.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
And that's it. Yeah, all right, Oh those.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
Two Latitia and Keith. Okay, what mush mouth?

Speaker 2 (47:04):
He sounds like he has a Popeye's biscuit in his
mouth every time he talks. Yeah, and then he has
a case of dry throat mm hmm. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
And I don't know if he has stayed on the
clean and straight and narrow like. I don't know what's
happening with him. We just know what's happening with her.
She posted yesterday a picture of herself that was kind
of ai ish and she's like walking with the briefcase
and it's like paragraphs about how she's a boss and

(47:38):
she's going to rise like a phoenix and she may
have had problems that you know, she's an entrepreneur in
a business land. I was like, oh, her body looks
good in that picture.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
So there's that. Well, did you see the thing I
sent you that Monique? Monique from Monique and Dereck. She
said what she was like they were out together, right,
No Monique and Leticia.

Speaker 1 (48:03):
Oh okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
So Monique says she left her boots and Letitia's car
is the Laticia or Letician? I should Why do I
do this every week?

Speaker 1 (48:13):
I don't know because we never hear anybody say her name.

Speaker 2 (48:16):
We only exactly that's part of it. Yeah, So she
says she Monique left her boots in her car, but
Monique went to go look for her push she said, where
the fuck are my boots at? Like, where did I
leave them? So she texts Letitia and says, hey, did
I leave my boots in your car? I'm just like, no, girl, No,
She goes, why Thanksgiving? This bitch post a picture and
she's got on my boots. I'm gonna choke. I'm like,

(48:46):
don't you know what, I totally will believe it.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
She's a thief. Wow, she is a at least if
you gonna steal, don't post pictures of them now.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
She don't care.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
Put your feet off in the pictures and nobody can see.
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (49:02):
Thanksgivid, I'm look at her.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
Godd Okay, he's the worst, all right. So we start
off when three days until Halfway House release and Let'sia
goes to see Arthur the lawyer. I love this guy.
I love this guy, and she brings her father in
law doc and so she explains about what's happened d

(49:36):
CFS and Illinois has taken custody of Keith's son Tomorrow
from the Madamary. Keith has three kids, and so Damori
who's fifteen, got picked up for alleged neglect, so probably
somebody at the school reported something and put into foster care.

(49:56):
But Doc Keith's dad has custody of him now, So
in my mind, I'm like, good, okay.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
Doc, you have you've got access to the kid. Yeah,
they're not ready to bring another kid into their household anyway,
so I think it's good that he stay with Doc.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
And Docnita yeah Anita, yeah, so huh yeah that was
her name. So so Doc says that I've got custody
of him now, and he goes, I'm not seeking guardianship
because I hope that Keith will be able to take
custody of him. And there's like, well, has Keith even
in touch with this kid? I mean, has Keith been
in prison for like eleven years?

Speaker 2 (50:31):
Eleven years?

Speaker 1 (50:32):
Okay, so this kid's fifteen four, Yeah, so he doesn't
know his dad. He goes, yeah, he's been to see
his dad. They've been in touch, and Doc says, yeah,
they need to build their bond back up. They need
to get to know each other again, of course, and
Lit she just says, I'm in touch with the mother
and I had custody signed over to me, and he goes, Okay,

(50:52):
so you went to court and had that signed by
a judge And she goes, no, no, no, I had
the document notarized.

Speaker 2 (50:57):
But this is the big boss being. She doesn't know
you need to trust your money with and do your
taxes and all this, and she doesn't know any better.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
She went over to the packing ship and had somebody,
I mean.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
Who cares.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
Yeah, so she goes, but the problem is that I'm
not technically considered a stepmother since we got married when
he was in jail, and it was like after he
had the child or something. And Arthur goes, listen, the law,
you know, it doesn't matter that you had a document utterized,
Like who cares? Arthur says, the law is written solely
for the best interest of the child, and just because

(51:30):
you might be a good mom doesn't change the fact
that something bad could happen, and it's whether the judge
feels safe putting the child in the situation. And it's
very complex. So Littie, she goes, you know what, I'm
also wondering because I've got this criminal case pending against
me in Iowa, and I wonder if that will have
any weight on whether or not Keith can get custody

(51:51):
of his son, and the talking help. It doesn't help,
and she says she reminds us she's dealing with the
theft charge with her client and her tax and accounting business.
But she'll prevail. Ye didn't She didn't prevail.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
She didn't prevail. No.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
Arthur says, look, no, not really. It's Keith's circumstance has
more to do it than somebody he's living with have
ing a financial situation. And Doc says, but will it
affect him getting custody of a son since he's been
in prison for over a decade And Arthur goes, yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely.
Are you guys stupid? Like yeah, and he goes, it's
more like the why he went to prison. Doc says

(52:29):
his record's not bad, just drugs.

Speaker 2 (52:32):
When he said that, what I was like, Okay, just collectively,
all these people are fucking stupid and don't need to
be in charge of a kid. It's not that bad.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
It's just drugs. It's just drugs. Now, let's also remember
what I told you. A couple of weeks ago, Keith
had a couple of violent episodes in prison that added
time to his sentence.

Speaker 2 (52:56):
But that record's not bad.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
It's not bad in her Okay, it's not bad. It's
just drugs. And also he I think he attacked like
a prison guard and had like a fight with an
inmate to include like bodily harm with a weapon, and
he got like months added onto his sentence. So Arthur goes, listen,
when they're drugs in the home, that leads to other
things like violence, police could be raiding your home. And

(53:18):
even if he is trying to turn his world around,
he's not going to be that person day one. And
the judge is going to say he's not that person
on day one, right.

Speaker 2 (53:27):
Which makes perfect sense too.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
Yeah, And I thought Arthur's given him tough love here,
and I like it he is. Leticia goes well, he
loves his kids, of course, and he's eager to get
custody of his son. And Arthur goes, well, I appreciate that,
but his son would not be in this predicament of
being placed in foster care had he not been in prison.

Speaker 2 (53:48):
And let's not forget the fact that Keith still isn't
even home yet, he's still in a halfway house.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
Yeah, and he says, you know, remember Keith wasn't there
when his son needed him. Yeah, he was incarcerated in
the eyes of the judge. Where were you when they're
not home with your child?

Speaker 2 (54:06):
Yep?

Speaker 1 (54:07):
Okay. Now we're in Letitia's house, which could use a cleaning,
and always she's talking to her little cute daughter, Jakira,
and she called she calls her what does she called her?

Speaker 2 (54:20):
Kira?

Speaker 1 (54:20):
Here she goes, Kira, Kira? Okay, she got a Kira.
She's so cute. And she says, Dad's coming home. All right,
we're gonna make this cake or whatever. And she goes, Now,
remember when dad comes home and she says, he's the
boss of the house. He could tell me what my
chores are. I was like, what, why is all of
a sudden he the boss of that?

Speaker 2 (54:38):
What he hasn't paid not one bill? Is he doesn't
even know where anything is. Soon as he walks in
the door, he will have to ask someone where's my
bedroom at? Where's the restroom at? He has no nothing.
He doesn't even know the layer of the what is
it the lay of the land.

Speaker 1 (54:54):
Yeah, he's gonna be like, hey, I need some extra soap.
Can somebody tell me where I can find that?

Speaker 2 (54:59):
Yeah, but he's gonna be telling people what to do.
I think not.

Speaker 1 (55:02):
And so she goes, well, I'm so excited for dad
to come home. He could take me to dinner and
on vacations and we'll really get to know each other.
She's so cute and it's heartbreaking. Yes, So then she
asked about the sister narahs. She calls Nana and she goes,
does Narah know the dad's coming home for good? And
then she goes, yeah, but you know he's not her dad,

(55:24):
but yeah, she knows. And she goes, well, he's not
her real dad, but he's my real dad. And she goes, well, yeah,
but he's not your biological dad. And she goes, what,
Like this child had no idea that this man is
not her biological dad. She's like, I'm finding this out
on camera.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
What this is so ridiculous, Like why why did she
have this child thinking this man was like her biological dad?
Why has she not had a conversation with the with
this little girl, like this is it but it just
doesn't make sense. It is so letitia, it's so excusing

(56:00):
like this and then just and then explain it to
her shortly and like it's no, big damn deal.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
She goes, no, no, no, he's not your biological dad.
And then let's just she says, Look, she started calling
him dad on her own, and once we got engaged,
she chose him, he chose her. He's her dad, she
says to him. She says to her, she goes, he's
the one that take care, takes care of you and
loves you. So he's your dad.

Speaker 2 (56:25):
And she's like, okay, but I haven't like what he's
doing all these things. Well he's not here, he does
not have a job, but he is the father figure
behind bars that just does it. And when she first
started calling him dad, that's when her mom should have
stepped in and told her this is not your dad.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
Yeah, I mean you could call him dad and this
is not your dad, but this is not your actual dad.
So yeah, she says, Look, it's just been us girls
for a while. Now there's gonna be boys here. Your
dad's gonna move in. And to bonus brothers, who's the
other brother? What?

Speaker 2 (57:02):
I didn't know the other brother was going to be
moving in until she said that.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
And how old is that kid?

Speaker 2 (57:08):
Because there's three kids, said he has I think it's
two boys.

Speaker 1 (57:11):
And a girl, right right, that's what the pictures look like. Yeah.
So sweet little Kira is like, that's great. They can
help you with the chores. Just look at this house.
Oh my god. So yeh and the talking head, you know,
she's like, I'm She's just like, I'm so excited about
all this, you know, blending the families and everything. But
you know, Naryah, she's not into all that. She's a teenager.

(57:33):
She's like, I do not know this, man, I do
not care.

Speaker 2 (57:36):
She's got yeah for her and thank god she has
an active dad in her life too. Yeah, because she
has a huge difference.

Speaker 1 (57:44):
She doesn't smile on camera, she don't look at the
g She's like, I do not want to be involved
in this bullshit. I'm sixteen. This shit is embarrassing, you know.
And I'm not even sure she likes her mom all
that much. No, she's like, can I live with dad?
This is getting crazy? Yeah. So she drops the kids
off at school and you know they're probably two, because
that's what we saw.

Speaker 2 (58:01):
I always are.

Speaker 1 (58:02):
Yeah, she's in a pink rabbit fur coat and driving
to Mercedes for some reason.

Speaker 2 (58:07):
Well, she's had that same car each season that she's
been okay, Well that's good.

Speaker 1 (58:11):
It's not like a new one. Yeah, okay, that's good.
So she goes and picks them up and she's like, oh,
you look good. And they're going to go meet some
family for lunch or something. So now we meet the stepmom, Beanita,
and she said, Keith is my stepson that I've raised.
And she says, you know, it's been been very disappointing
with him, and we want a better life for him.
It's a goal stay out of jail. She seems completely normal, Banita.

(58:34):
So she sits down to talk to him and says,
you know, now you're home, like you've got a responsibility.
All the nieces and the nephews are looking up to you,
and you've got to show them a better way. And
he says, that's my goal. I want to hope that
they can learn from my mistakes. And he says, you know,
I hope I can show people my struggles and show
that if I can change, anyone can change. And then talking,

(58:55):
Eddy says, we have a long history in our family
of losing people to the system. It's normal to see
people go in and out, and my brother's currently in
for thirteen years. My dad has also been incarcerated, and
he says, and I noticed that once things will start
to get good, other things pop up, like and he
looks over and this is a talking to politician. He
looks over at her. He goes, it was like a

(59:16):
couple of weeks before I came home. The situation happened
with tomorrow, and we're doing everything we can to get
him and right, he tells her. He tells Benita, we're
going to court tomorrow and try to get custody of
my son. And he goes, it feels good to be
doing things the right way because he's been in that
halfway house for a while. Right, And he says, getting
custody of my son is my number one priority. Like

(59:38):
we need a stable household. Well, then you shouldn't living
with pliticia.

Speaker 2 (59:42):
I mean no, that is most of It's not even
a clean household. There's no stability there. No one actually
has a job.

Speaker 1 (59:52):
It's just well, I mean, well, you know who does
have a job is Narah. She's got a job.

Speaker 2 (59:57):
She does have a job. Thank God for Naryah, the
most a person in the family.

Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
That poor girl.

Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
Okay, let's go to Saria and Troy this is the
first time we see them, and I was like, are
my ears ready?

Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
Are my ears prepared for all the screaming that I
know is about to happen, because all they do is
scream and yell at each other.

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
We didn't have any screaming on this episode. We did
it surprisingly, but when Karen gets involved, they'll be screaming.
Seven months out of prison, they got a new a
new place, a new house. They got a giant word
art above the door that says beyond blessed. Okay mm
hm Isael is eleven. He's helping decorate for Christmas. He's
got a lot more personality this season.

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
So oh he he's a talker.

Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
Yeah, so I'm not as worried about him as I
was because he was very quiet.

Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
We see that Troy proposed again at the church and
he has started a business waxing and buffing floors. And
they're good with money now because whatever the fuck they
were doing before he was baked off, so they were
smoking weed all the way to work. I think that
maybe they seem good now because her Cairon says like
entrepreneur always and executive director or whatever and substitute teacher.

(01:01:11):
So at the very least. Maybe she's going in and
like being a substitute teacher. She's getting a little they're
both getting a little money.

Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
So that's good.

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
Good, So she says. He talks about his business that
he started, and she says, we split rent. Now they've
got this you know, lake house property that with lots
of space for the kids. And when the baby Toroy
comes and she says, I really feel like an adult
now she seems more clear. He seems more clear.

Speaker 2 (01:01:34):
That's good. Okay, We're only two minutes in.

Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
Okay, I'm just saying. They both don't look baked out
of their minds.

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
No, they don't look high. You know, You're absolutely right,
they don't. They don't seem high.

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
So they talk about, you know, what they want for Christmas,
and Isaiah's like, I hope our family and like Dad's
family can be together. He's like, everything is our family.
He's like okay, and he says, I really just want
to see my sister. I haven't seen her in a while.
Let me get some clips of that talking to head.
He says, everyone on Zaria's side of the family loves me,
but not so much on my side of the family,

(01:02:08):
loving her and she wonder why. She goes, yeah, my
main issue is with Karen, and get a lot of
clips of Karen okay, and Doria says, yeah, she's cut off.
We're not talking to her anymore. And we see Karen
just calling over and over and over. She's like rolling
a joint from Buffalo when I'm trying to call my
son Hurmer and she's saying to him, I need to

(01:02:31):
talk to you about something private, and he goes, don't
call me, mom, and she's like, He's like, She's like,
I need to talk to you about something private, not
from of Zoia. He goes, Mom, like literally, I'm filming,
like quit, you know, and she's like, I screw you,
you know, Karen okay. So now we find out that Yanna,
the baby mama, won't let baby Troy come and spend

(01:02:53):
any time with them together because of what she saw
last season and has to be just him spending time
with Troy together. And he goes, but that doesn't work
because I have a family and she needs to spend
time like I mean, they are married, you know, right right,
all right? Now, Troy's sister Jackie calls and she's like, Troy,
there's an emergency. You need to come home. Our brother

(01:03:15):
Vaughn is out of control. I'm really shaking up. He
calls me constantly. And maybe if you come as the
older brother, he'll listen to you more, right, And the
talking head Troy says, my little brother Vaughn is twenty six,
and I don't want him to end up like me.
I don't want him to be in and out of
prison for his whole youth. This is very, very heavy
and very sad.

Speaker 2 (01:03:34):
It is very h and he's just seven months out himself.

Speaker 1 (01:03:39):
Yeah, and wearing a real bad bonnet situation on his head.

Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:03:46):
Speaking of that, I forgot to mention Keith's hair, So
somebody reached out and said, that's definitely all his hair.
He definitely grew it out in prison and they're twisting
it whatever. But Keisha, that picture I sent you at
the back of his head, those heavy pieces hanging on
those little strings.

Speaker 2 (01:04:05):
Yeah, the picture you sent me, he's got hair added
in to make the big twist.

Speaker 1 (01:04:10):
Okay, because he's got those mighty little pieces hanging and
those huge heavy pieces hanging down.

Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
And there's a lot of scalp that's being shown like
he has some thinning of the hair.

Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
He needs to start over.

Speaker 2 (01:04:24):
Just get a nice haircut. Yeah, he's have to shave
it all off.

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
Yeah, because that is heavy and it's pulling all his
hair out.

Speaker 2 (01:04:31):
He's pulling it and to me, it doesn't even look cute.
That shit from the the other night was not cute.
I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:04:38):
I like the long twist. I like it like that,
but it's because it's so.

Speaker 2 (01:04:43):
So much like you say, is a scalp.

Speaker 1 (01:04:45):
Yeah yeah, soch ye yeah yeah yeah, Okay, I forgot
to mention that, okay, So all right, So he tells
his sister on the phone. He goes, I deserve to
have my first Christmas out here with my family, and
she goes, I understand that you do, but you've been
gone for seven years, so who's been doing it all?
We lost our brother? Like, who's been doing all this
while you've been gone? It's me? And she goes, and

(01:05:07):
I understand, this is your first Christmas, but this is
a crisis with your brother and I need you home.

Speaker 2 (01:05:11):
That's to Missa. She's had to deal with Karen.

Speaker 1 (01:05:13):
Too, God knows so and the talking head he goes,
on the one hand, it's my first Christmas, but on
the other hand, I need to go there and be
there for my little brother. But I know my wife
is not gonna be happy if I got a buffalo.
Oh boy, this is not being explained. Is it December
second or December twenty fourth?

Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
We have no idea. Now, it could be like a
week before Chris. It could just be December.

Speaker 1 (01:05:38):
I understand they're decorating. I don't think they're decorating the
night before Christmas, so I don't think it's like that.
I think it is a couple of weeks before Christmas
and he needs to go take care of it. He's
gonna be back for Christmas, yes, because I think if
it was literally like December twenty third, she would have
flipped down more.

Speaker 2 (01:05:55):
I agree, And I'm like, no, you this can wait
too after Christmas.

Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
Well not if the brother is like in real crisis
and they don't know where he is.

Speaker 2 (01:06:03):
But we don't even know what the real crisis is.

Speaker 1 (01:06:06):
Well that's true. Yeah, yeah, So Tory tells us like,
I've been trying to call my brother. He won't answer me.
And you know, my brother feels like I wasn't there
for him when we were growing up, but my mom
had us separated I lived with one aunt and he
lived with another aunt. This is heartbreaking.

Speaker 2 (01:06:23):
This is bad. She just had her kids everywhere.

Speaker 1 (01:06:27):
And he so he gets his bags and he's going
in the kitchen. He goes, I gotta go to Buffalo
and take care of business. Now that's not cool. You
got to explain something. He had a lot of bags
back he did.

Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
He had like a rolling luggage, a big bag, and
another bag. Like what the fuck?

Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
And so she goes, wait, are you going to see
baby Troy? And he goes, I'm hoping I'm gonna get
to see her while I'm there. And she goes, but
if you're gonna go see her, I want to come
to so I could see her. And also I really
need to talk to Yanna, like we got to get
this worked out. And also, Keisha, who made them these
matching hats?

Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
Why does she keep wearing these damn strawberry shortcake knitted
bonnets on her head?

Speaker 1 (01:07:07):
He's got a.

Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
Should.

Speaker 1 (01:07:11):
Somebody got three colors at the yarn store and made
two hats to match. Who made these hats?

Speaker 2 (01:07:19):
I don't know, but they most definitely were not ordered
off of Etsy, Like, no, somebody made them down the street.
Who did this for them, and apparently because they were
them last season as well, they this is like their thing.

Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
I don't understand it. I think Isael made the hats.
I think Aziel is taken up knitting and he made
the hats, and they have to wear them because the
kid made them.

Speaker 2 (01:07:44):
That's what I think. Of course, of course, yeah, but
they didn't have to wear them on camera.

Speaker 1 (01:07:51):
Also, I noticed, so she has she has my same
pink Stanley cup. This is not it, it's in the wash.
But she has my same pink Stanley cup, which is
pink with orange letters on. It's my favorite one. But
she had a mini Stanley cup on top of her Stanley.

Speaker 2 (01:08:06):
I've seen those.

Speaker 1 (01:08:08):
Look the little it's it's to protect the top.

Speaker 2 (01:08:11):
Yeah, in the shape of a Stanley cup.

Speaker 1 (01:08:15):
This is my Lipsy's that's to make your lips not ring.
Tell me that she she had a little Minnie Stanley cup,
and I just was like, I just all I can
think about is Kimberly and Katie, because that's like our
big thing is that Katie especially makes fun of the
Stanley cups so bad, and so I'm for Christmas, I
sent them each a Stanley cup with Minnie Stanley cups
and all stupid accessories that hang off everywhere, like hold

(01:08:38):
your keys, you can hold your lunch on top, like
you can make it a purse. Jesus, It's ridiculous. So anyway,
I thought it was funny. It made me think about
maybe she's got a personality there that we just haven't seen. Okay,
so she goes, how long are you gonna be gone?
And he goes, I don't know, like two days. I
was like, well, you got enough luggage for a month. Yeah,

(01:09:01):
And so they start, you know, arguing about it, and
he's like, just be supportive and she's like, I'm trying
to be supportive, and then they fight whatever and he's like,
I said what I said, Like he's needy Lee because
I said what I said, yeah, and he goes, I'm
coming right back, and she goes, what I'm upset about
is you're not including me, and he goes, I don't
want to include you in this bullshit when I don't
even know what's going on there. I got to get

(01:09:23):
there and see what's happening. And then she's like, you're
just running, You're always running, and he goes and cries
in the bedroom. It's really sad.

Speaker 2 (01:09:31):
It's a lot on him, like a lot on him
to be a very emotional person, like we've seen him cry, Yes,
a lot. I just feel like he doesn't get peace anywhere.

Speaker 1 (01:09:41):
Yes, that's exactly right.

Speaker 2 (01:09:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:09:43):
So I'm talking to Eddie. He says, there's a lot
of hurt in Buffalo. I lost a lot of people
when I was incarcerated. I lost my grandma, I lost
my granddad, I lost my father and my mom and
I don't get along, and I know I have to
deal with all these past traumas so we can move forward,
which is all true.

Speaker 2 (01:10:01):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:10:02):
Yeah, So he comes out and he goes, I'm trying
so hard to be there for everybody, and that's my problem,
that's my nature. I'm trying to help everybody, and I
have to go there and I have to check on
my brother. Yes, And she's all like, walk out, it's fine,
you better hope you could get back in whatever. And
then she's like.

Speaker 2 (01:10:21):
Try no, she like raises up the window and yells
at me.

Speaker 1 (01:10:26):
So on the talking Dad, she says, I do have
to have a conversation with him about something else, and
I don't have any idea how he's going to react,
is she pregnant?

Speaker 2 (01:10:37):
Well, I think she's pregnant.

Speaker 1 (01:10:39):
She's pregnant, Okay, I wasn't sure. I didn't know.

Speaker 2 (01:10:41):
She's been trying to hope at Billy for months.

Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
Okay, all right, let's get on to let's finish up
with Will and Courtney.

Speaker 2 (01:10:50):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:10:50):
I hope Will has made the best decision of his
life to drop this dumb dumb I hope, but I
don't know. I don't follow them either. So, looking open
eyed and alert in a diary cam, she's at a
new halfway house and she's like, I'm not feeling great.
I don't like this place so much. Fighting with Will.

(01:11:12):
I've got no privacy here, girl, you're in a halfway house.
She says, yeah, no privacy, not in an apartment, and
she goes, so, I'm just going to take my laundry
to my friend's house. So we see the friend's house.
Of course, it's stupid, this stupid guy who maybe his
wife is at work.

Speaker 2 (01:11:29):
I don't know. There's so many questions revolving around Mark
that we need answers to, we really do.

Speaker 1 (01:11:38):
So she goes outside and calls Will and he's like, oh,
what are you doing. I haven't heard from you in days,
and she's like, oh my god, a new job and
I'm just like working and I've been moving. Gone, you
let me here all alone. I don't even have a car.
I'm just reallying there. Wait, no, you were stuck there,

(01:11:59):
like you leave you stranded. The law told you you
couldn't leave with them, and then you fucked up and
now you can't move to be with him. It's your fault.

Speaker 2 (01:12:08):
And she just keeps blaming him for every single thing
that has gone wrong in her life.

Speaker 1 (01:12:14):
This is a person in active addition addiction. This is
not a person that has taken any responsibility for their
own actions.

Speaker 2 (01:12:23):
She's exhausting. She's exhausting. She's exhausting to watch. So I
can't even imagine how Will feels.

Speaker 1 (01:12:29):
Yeah, so he goes, well, I can't drop everything good
to Portland every time you go to jail, And he goes.
But that doesn't mean you can't just be in touch
with me for days at a time. It's really not acceptable.
It's nice.

Speaker 2 (01:12:44):
She says, you're not.

Speaker 1 (01:12:45):
Gonna support me, then you deserve to not be talked
to for a few days. Now. She's playing her card here,
which she thinks is I'm a hot girl and every
guy will do what they want. But he's not playing
this game and she's not that hot. She's not that hot.
And he goes, well, do you want to be a
single person because you're behaving like a single person. You
should just be a single person. And she's like, oh

(01:13:05):
my god, you don't even try to. So he goes
on and goes, this is not how married people act.
You keep going to jail, you don't call me for
days on end, and now there's this Mark guy who's
helping you.

Speaker 2 (01:13:20):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (01:13:21):
So she goes, so you're mad because somebody else is
helping me, Like, what the fuck did you think I
was gonna do? And he goes, not jail, not hook
up with a sugar daddy, stay out of jail. And
she goes ask you for money the other day and
you got.

Speaker 2 (01:13:35):
Mad at me, Well because the last time he gave
you money, you bought drugs with it.

Speaker 1 (01:13:41):
And he goes, if you have a job, then why
are you so stressed about me giving you money? And
she goes, I just started working. I don't let a
media so L O L. She got a job at
a body shop because she has experienced flipping cars.

Speaker 2 (01:13:55):
I mean, use your experience. I mean I the good job.
I mean she did something's smart.

Speaker 1 (01:14:01):
I liked how she goes. The people that I'm working for,
you know, believe in second chances, and they didn't care
that I had grand theft auto charge of stealing cars.
They're gonna let me work with these gps.

Speaker 2 (01:14:10):
Okay, they're really taking a chance because that bitch. At
any given moment, she say I'm all change is done
and take off in that car. Uh huh.

Speaker 1 (01:14:18):
And so she goes, will promise me one thousand dollars
a month? He's only sent me three hundred dollars, and
if he doesn't give me money, somebody else will. Okay,
look what you did with the three hundred right exactly.
You immediately got what you get. Ghb she got me
get great drug. So he says, first of all, you're
not even denying this guy marks your sugar daddy, And

(01:14:39):
she goes, you're saying sugar daddy, I'm saying friend. And
she laughs and she goes, you're just jealous because he's
here helping me and you're not. And he's like, no,
uh huh. So we'm talking. Daddy goes, yeah, between like
spending money on her in prison and buying her ring
and all the wedding and all these things. I've probably
spent fifteen to twenty thousand dollars. So I decided when

(01:15:01):
I left there, I'm just not going to give her
any money. And he goes, and since she got arrested
for GHB, that was the right choice.

Speaker 2 (01:15:09):
Yeah, he is finally coming to his senses. God, I
didn't think he would, but he really Well, let's see
what he does next week. But so far, it looks
like he's on the right track.

Speaker 1 (01:15:21):
And by the way, like when we first saw him
in the first couple of episodes, he looks so good
and then he wore that tracksuit and now he's like
in a tank top and it's like, bro cover up.

Speaker 2 (01:15:31):
So Rose looks like he's been through it.

Speaker 1 (01:15:34):
He really does, He really really does. He could just
he needs a Caribbean vacation. He needs a little sunshine.

Speaker 2 (01:15:42):
He needs most definitely needs the sun.

Speaker 1 (01:15:44):
Yeah. Yeah, and we're together Vampire Island.

Speaker 2 (01:15:51):
Yes, yes, you know, he you know, and we forget
that he has his own sobriety that he has to
deal with as.

Speaker 1 (01:15:59):
Right, so will Yeah, good point. So he goes, I
just go date Mark. And she goes, I don't want
to date Mark, and she goes, why do you keep
talking to me? She goes, why do you keep talking
to me about him being his sugar daddy? And he goes, well,
he clearly wants to fuck you, and he's spending money
on you. He's like, I don't even know this guy
or what he looks like, and I can tell you right,
but I know yeah, and she goes, I mean he

(01:16:22):
clearly wants to fuck me. I mean, who in their
right mind wouldn't want to fuck me?

Speaker 2 (01:16:26):
A lot of guys.

Speaker 1 (01:16:27):
Now I think she's doing all this because Mark has
come outside and she's trying to show off, but we're not.

Speaker 2 (01:16:31):
Seeing it yet most definitely yep. So they go back and.

Speaker 1 (01:16:35):
Forth and she goes, you're making me feel like shit
and he goes, girl, He goes, I care about you
and I want you to not fuck up anymore. Like
who's there? Who are you with? And she goes, I'm alone?
What do you mean? And Mark goes, it doesn't matter
who you're with. So of course, I mean, of course.

Speaker 2 (01:16:51):
Mark wanted Will to know that she was there with him,
because she was given the impression that possibly she was
at a female friend's house doing her life at least,
so that's what she wanted Will to think.

Speaker 1 (01:17:03):
So he goes, hey, I'm not asking you to be perfect.
I'm just asking you to stay out of jail for
a couple of weeks. Yeah, and she goes, you just
don't even understand the strum balls. I'm adjusting to life
house out of prison, and you're just not even encouraging
me and the at all. And I've got real life
problems and all you do is bitch at me and
tell me what I'm doing wrong. And what did you
expect when you found a girlfriend in prison Martha Stewart?

Speaker 2 (01:17:26):
Okay, well she had a point there.

Speaker 1 (01:17:28):
Well Mark thought that was real funny. So she's now
that's what I'm saying now she's trying to show off, right,
So she goes, you're the one who signed up for
this shit. He goes, well, not anymore, and she goes, hey,
I know what I did. I fucked up. Okay, like
I fucked up one time, and you're bouncing and it
was though, and he goes, you're not a wife. We

(01:17:48):
have to break up. And in the talking hits, she goes,
Will just nags me so much. She just has so
much stress in my life.

Speaker 2 (01:17:56):
He does not you bring all the stress to you herself.
He has made it so you could have a really
cozy life if you would just behave.

Speaker 1 (01:18:06):
Then de Lulu, de lulu. So she cries to Mark
and in his apartment he takes down her photos and
throws them in the trash. And she was like, he
didn't even give me a chance. And I love him
and I want to be with him over everything else.
And then we see Mark walk in this bedroom and

(01:18:26):
lays down on the bed to console her, and he says,
you're more of a woman than I could ever imagine.
You have so much ability and life ahead of you.
You're gonna be okay, girl. He like kisses, oh gross,
and she's like, thanks for the pep talk Mark. So
outside they ask him are you and Courtney intimate? He's like,

(01:18:51):
I mean, I mean you let me tell the truth.
I mean, I mean, look at all this. Of course,
who wouldn't want this, wouldn't get it with Mark?

Speaker 2 (01:19:01):
And I think she's probably given him a hand job
at most.

Speaker 1 (01:19:06):
I don't know, because he's like he insinuates, yes, they've
had their fun and they've been intimate.

Speaker 2 (01:19:11):
Yeah, I think she's touched it, but I don't think
she's had sex with him.

Speaker 1 (01:19:15):
I think she's touched it for three hundred dollars or
a little GHB. And he goes, Will's in Sacramento, I'm
here in Portland. Yeah. So then we go to her
in a talking head and she's not quite as clear
eyed as before.

Speaker 2 (01:19:31):
Nope, she's not give her a break, and they shouldn't
have given her a break. Huh huh.

Speaker 1 (01:19:36):
They shouldn't have said you could go take a smoke
break because I don't know what she does. And they
ask her, are you like intimate with Mark? And she goes,
I mean, yeah, he's into me, but no, like that'll
never happen, with her eyes like rolling back in her head.

Speaker 2 (01:19:53):
So I think she means, as far as he's not
gonna actually fuck her, but she'll do everything else.

Speaker 1 (01:20:00):
I think she's like, I'll let him touch my boobs
if he'll give me some money, yeah, and let me
do my laundry.

Speaker 2 (01:20:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:20:08):
Next time. On Life After Luck lock luck Up, Oh
my god, Life after lock Up, Look up a lie,
Troy talks to his mom Karen and was like, she's
my wife and you're my mother, And she said, you
tell your bitch to choose her words. I'm Karen.

Speaker 2 (01:20:26):
I wonder she still have that potline black heron.

Speaker 1 (01:20:31):
That shit is so funny, Keisha, it is. She created
a potline called black Karen black Hairen.

Speaker 2 (01:20:36):
I think it's delirious.

Speaker 1 (01:20:37):
It's a it's a play on so many things.

Speaker 2 (01:20:40):
Yes it is, Yes, it is.

Speaker 1 (01:20:44):
Okay. So Keana is bringing those cupcakes to the party
of the kid, then she's not allowed to go to
the party. And Wig, I mean we're just calling her
wig now right Wig? And Wig is like who invited
her into Mondrac is like, I just got out of prison.
We don't need any more police. So I think what
happened is Keanu showed up to the birthday party and
Weid called the police on her and said she is

(01:21:05):
not welcome. That's what I think happened.

Speaker 2 (01:21:08):
I guess we'll see.

Speaker 1 (01:21:10):
And then Demodrack's like, I just got out of prison, Like,
I can't have the police come to my house at all.

Speaker 2 (01:21:14):
I'll go back, No, because he'll go back.

Speaker 1 (01:21:16):
Yeah. So Will talks to a lawyer who says, like,
I think he's trying to get the marriage in and
he says, you have to. Is there any fraud you
can prove there's something about her you didn't know. And
then we see Courtney kissing a girl in the car
and say and says, I forgot we were recording.

Speaker 2 (01:21:38):
She's just a little dirty bird, she really is.

Speaker 1 (01:21:42):
Just hopefully Will's going to get this annuld and go
on and live his house.

Speaker 2 (01:21:48):
I mean I root for Will. I mean he gave
you the ITX when he kept talking about all the
bondage stuff a little bit, but other than that.

Speaker 1 (01:21:57):
But I think she was encouraging that. Don't you think she.

Speaker 2 (01:22:00):
Liked it too? She says she enjoyed it. So if
we could get him a little bit of sun, some
iron tablets and a good haircut, and he never wears
that tracksuit again.

Speaker 1 (01:22:13):
He's a good catch. I think he is a catch.
Then we see Daniel in the car with Bianca and
he says, I'm gonna jump out of this car and
she goes, you're gonna jump out of the car. She goes,
you're gonna jump out of the car. He goes, I
don't want to be in the car with you, And
I think he jumps out of the car. Do you
know how.

Speaker 2 (01:22:29):
Dadly you don't want to be around someone to jump
out of a car. That's bad. What's our producer James
jumped out of a car with me.

Speaker 1 (01:22:39):
He didn't want to be around you that bad? I mean, granted,
maybe not push him.

Speaker 2 (01:22:44):
So I didn't push him. Granted he's not thug enough
to have done it while I was actually moving. He
waited till he got to a red light and.

Speaker 1 (01:22:57):
Oh my god, oh god. Okay, and then Brooke, I
guess she's threatening Alex or is it Bonnie? But she
hits her? I don't know, but.

Speaker 2 (01:23:07):
Shit, I think it's Alex.

Speaker 1 (01:23:08):
Well, she fucking hit that girl. And by the way,
she's wearing a decent outfit. She is wearing like a
tight top tucked into some jeans like, Okay, she's not
wearing a size triple XL T shirt and shorts like
she's in a fitted outfit that looks good.

Speaker 2 (01:23:25):
Well, if you don't slop a hole, you need to
look good while you do it, and you're clothing to
be tight so they can't grab onto anything to play
in alley. Yeah she I guess she's not that guy,
damn dumb.

Speaker 1 (01:23:35):
Yeah, but I couldn't tell if it was Alex or
bonniecause they kind of look alike.

Speaker 2 (01:23:38):
I thought he looked like he was Alex.

Speaker 1 (01:23:42):
Either way. She's like in my family, we knowing words
mean hits or some dumb shit. Somebody's gonna rip that
lip ring right out of her lips.

Speaker 2 (01:23:50):
She made Texas look so she really does. She really
fucking does.

Speaker 1 (01:23:58):
Oh my god, you guys, this is your episode. But
I want to tell you, guys, if you like hearing
Kisha and I talk about prisoners, We've got some new
prisoners for you. Okay, I should have eleven gess at
the top. This Thursday is a new show. August twenty
first is a new show called Family lock Up. It's
on A and E ten pm Eastern Time. That's A
nine pm for Yu Kisha in the Central time zone.

(01:24:19):
So A and E ten pm, set your DVR, whatever
you have to do, because Keisha and are going to
cover this show. It comes on Thursday nights. We're going
to be covering it on Fridays on this feed right
here on the free feed. It's called Family lock Up.
It's by the production team that does sixty days in
and it's ten families and it's going to be ten episodes.
And what it is is there's somebody in prison and

(01:24:42):
a family member comes in for two days and they
do like therapy and the family member can see what
they're dealing with in prison. But also then then they
can decide if they want to be in that person's
life when they get out. It's not going to be
as lighthearted and funny as this show.

Speaker 2 (01:24:57):
Well we will make it funny.

Speaker 1 (01:25:00):
I'll make it.

Speaker 2 (01:25:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:25:01):
It also is gonna be gonna be deep and dark.
But that's okay, that's okay.

Speaker 2 (01:25:06):
It's just gonna test our skills a little bit more. Well,
we can do it because we are versatile.

Speaker 1 (01:25:11):
That is true. That is true. We are so guys,
you're getting mugshot Monday, and you're gonna get fellon Friday.

Speaker 2 (01:25:18):
Love it, love it.

Speaker 1 (01:25:19):
We love to talk about prisoners. Yeah, anyway, guys, that's
just for you because we love you and you're welcome. Everybody.
Make sure you're following Kisha and listening to her amazing podcast,
The liber Aligne with Keisha, and please make sure you're
following me over on the Instagram at Pink Shade Pod.
I've got a couple of notes here of some very
funny things that I might put up from this episode
and Kisha, I'll see you for our next episode on Friday. Also, guys,

(01:25:43):
Kisha and I are talking about match Be Abroad on
the ten dollars level of prime and also where are
you in your life if you're not watching Love Is Blind?

Speaker 2 (01:25:52):
UK.

Speaker 1 (01:25:52):
Kisha and I are also covering that it's good.

Speaker 2 (01:25:55):
It's really, really, really good and each episode just gets better.

Speaker 1 (01:26:00):
This next drop that's coming out five through eight, Minds
are gonna be blown. Minds are gonna be blown. We
can't wait for the reunion. Here's all we'll tell you
about episodes five through eight that are coming out Wednesday.
Some people are getting what they deserve. Okay, fine, lovely.
Finally we'll sing it in the words of a new Hallelujah.

Speaker 2 (01:26:21):
Hollo no yah.

Speaker 1 (01:26:26):
I love that girl. I love that girl. All right, everybody, Keisha,
I'll see you for match Me Abroad Love is Blind.
And also now family.

Speaker 2 (01:26:34):
Lock up, don't kill memberly because you're gonna come after me.

Speaker 1 (01:26:38):
We're working, guys, We're working, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:26:40):
Bye bye,

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