1013 - 90 Day Happily Ever After (s9e7) "Hasta La Vista Baby" with Kimberly - Pink Shade

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Speaker 1 (00:15):
Hey, everybody, Welcome to Pink Shade. It is TLC Tuesday.
I had to think about it. It's TLC Tuesday. I've
got Kimberly here to talk about the best show on television,
ninety day Fiance, Happily ever.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
After with the best people on television. Correct, there the
ones with the most gorgeous hair, flawless fashion, wow. Okay,
moral character, oh, intellect, life decisions.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Uh huh okay, Well you're really every time I say it,
you're really just taking that ball and running with It's
a brual, yes, a in situation.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Mm hmmmm. I can't. I can't. I got it. Can't
let people show. I can't show my distain for these
people anymore. I'm gonna only be toxically positive, toxic puck,
toxic positivity.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Yes, I have heard of that, but you won't find
it here generally. No. No, I gotta tell you. I
was watching before we came on here. I was watching
Welcome to Plathville. So that comes out on Tuesday night,
and our episodes come out on Wednesdays, and I was
pre watching it before I get angry to write my notes.

(01:26):
And Veronica really had a leg to stand on, like
she really did. She really she was our next Olivia.
We were cheering for her, we were rooting for her,
we were all rooting for her. But boy, she is unlikable.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Yeah, I don't really watch. I only listened to you
and Amy because I stopped a couple of seasons ago.
I couldn't take it. So I only know from which
you speak and from which you speak. You were kind
of giving her another you wanted. You want someone to
root for you, and Amy have goodness in your.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Heart, and you don't want all of that that bile,
that hatred for Kim and Ethan sitting inside of you
all the time.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
It needs to be diluted with Olivia. And if she's
not around, you were like, maybe Veronica, because it's not
going to be that teague in chick right right right.
I can't even remember who she's dating, Isaac.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Isaac the pilot Well, now he works on a farm, so.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Whatever, pilot student student student of pilotry. So from what
I understand, Lydia is dating a guy who Ethan hates
because he might be homo and homo bad and and no.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
This week he said he really had no problem with
gay people at all, and it would be fine if
Zach was gay, you know, that would be fine. He
just doesn't want somebody that's gay, like marrying his sister,
because that would be weird. But no, he said, no,
no problem with no, no problem with.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Really Yeah, what about trans people?

Speaker 1 (03:18):
No not, So he doesn't like either one of those people.
So he was not telling the truth and so it
was interesting. But Kim from ninety Day fiance Craig Cray
is going to be on this week to talk to
me about Platfell because Amy is moving her kids into college.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
So yeah, she says she is, or she just needs a.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Break from these that too, that too that.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Also they don't have none of that book learning head learning,
So to college is the perfect place to say she's going.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Right because they won't look for her there. No, did
you know that Veronica is Ariana Grande's stepsister.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
Yeah, because of you and Amy.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Yeah. I mention it every chance I get, because it's
still is mind blowing to me that her dad married
Ariana Grande's mom, Like it's.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Yeah, but I don't know what that means, Like I
still have no proof that they've ever even met, Like you,
it could be one of those weird distant like, well.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
They weren't like raised as siblings or anything like that, right,
but they are. Their parents are married to each other now.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Yes, yeah, and is Ariana close with her dad?

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Oh well I don't know about that.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
Yeah, because she acknowledged that that is her dad.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
No, is that her mom? Wait, it's Ariana his mom.
Arian is dead.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Arian Is Grande's mom is married. Ariana Grande's mom is
married to Veronica's dad. I'm ninety nine percent sure. And
if I'm wrong, I just said ninety nine percent, not
one hundred.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Okay, what about Frankie.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Frankie is.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
Same.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
One parent is the same, but not both parents are
the same. Yeah, I think Frankie's.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
The real The amount I care about Ariana Grande is
so small, it's right, minuscule, especially compared to how much
I love Taylor.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Well asked my question. Is it because you like Taylor
Swift so much you feel that there's a rivalry that's
not there?

Speaker 2 (05:22):
No, I just have nothing, no feelings for Ariana. I
didn't see the movie. I think she was a funny
child star. I think she's a good voice. I think
sheicked a donut once, and I'm sure she would wishes
that people would stop bringing that up, like you yeah,

(05:44):
uh huh, like me, like I just did.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
That was gross. Well, it was a comment on like
fat people in America. So that wasn't nice.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Yeah, that's so nice.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Yeah, that wasn't nice.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
Yeah, she seems to change her appearance and skin color
with the wind.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
But whatever.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
Wow, Okay, well listen, here's the thing about Veronica. We're
not talking about her on this show, but I will
be talking to her about her tomorrow with Kim from
Craig Craig.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
So Well, felt bad when you said that she blamed
herself for him cheating because she felt like she was
too tall or too manly. I felt very badly for
her because people were so saying horrible things about her online.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
Yes they were, they were. It's weird.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
They were saying she was trans, which is not true.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
Right. It's interesting too, But because today I just kind
of had it on. It was like again, I was
just sort of watching it as I was going around
the house not doing my note chet and I got
a text from Olivia, which was fortuitous. I was like, wow, girl,
I was just thinking about you. What happened was I
had sent her a clip that I can play for
you now, which is.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
This now? Please stop stop.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
Stop. No one likes that Mary Payne, that's not nice.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
So i'd sent her that and said, just so you
know what you're missing this season, and it takes our
long time to write back because she's a world traveler,
and she wrote back, you know I can't listen to that.
That'll make my years. Please, that's not nice. I wrote
with her a little bit about whenever she gets back
in town, try to get together. But guys, this is
not a platfum episode. We're here.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
No, I don't even know why you brought it up.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
I don't either. Sh I cut that whole thing out.
God that I have so low energy right now, I sent. Okay,
So I did an Instagram reel where I posted up
all the episodes that are coming out this week, and
then I screenshot it and sent it to my family
to explain to them why I'm so tired. I said,
I'm putting out twelve episodes this week. That's way more

(07:58):
than days of the week. So I need everybody to
be nice to mom.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
Be nice to mom.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
So I just very low energy today. But I did
get some coffee, so I'm hoping that's gonna perk me
up and make me not yawn, which I'm doing now
because uh okay.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
By the way, I would take a viighter energy mint,
except I think my couple is up first.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
I can't take those anymore because you know it gave
me that weird reaction. I mean, I can't take it
when I've also had coffee close to it. I can
only take it as a standalone as a standalone item,
not a sponsor something. You just said, Oh oh oh, okay.
You and I did our episode for ninety day UK
that came out on Sunday, great show, everybody, and I

(08:43):
said that the sixty days in show called Family Lockup.
It's not sixty days and it's two days in. Really,
Family lock Up is coming on any It comes on Thursday,
the twenty first. I said more than once that it
comes on Wednesday. That was wrong. It comes on Thursday,
ten pm eat durn A and e. Okay, Thursday the

(09:03):
twenty first, that's when it comes out. Our recaps coming
out Friday. Yeah, so I said it wrong, and I
did submit a correction, but I just wanted to say
it here this week on the free Feed. You are
going to get that new show and that will come
out on Friday, the twenty second I'm in. Yeah, I

(09:23):
know you'll like it because you like sixty Days in.
It's the same person, so we're gonna try to make
it funny, but it's probably gonna be pretty depressing.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
Yeah, y'all.

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Speaker 3 (10:51):
Now.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
All right, let's talk about Brandon and Julia. And I
was just take it in all the sights of my city.
No National Guard that they showed, but that's what's they
were a unistation that's just filled up with tanks right now, Yeah,
with tanks. But in this shot, it looks beautiful. It

(11:12):
looks beautiful.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
Uh so, Juliet, wooh, that mint really hits in the
back of the mouth.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
It makes me cross eyed, but okay, all right, you're right.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
So whoa, her parents are coming and she's worried because
her mom is scared of dogs and they aren't gonna
let the dogs on the couch. And then she can't
say no to the dog, and the dog kind of
looks away like the dog is sad, and then Julia
goes he offended, He offended, No, you could sleep on

(11:44):
the couch. I can't do the voice, but the mouth.
They love their dogs. Yeah, And Yara is the one
with a five thousand dollars bag line whatever, and she
had to buy like a designer dog just to get
it in the bag. She didn't even have the dog
before she designed the line. Brandon and Julia, I think
they might have something that they sell. Do they sell

(12:07):
any Do they sell anything for dogs?

Speaker 3 (12:09):
If not, missed opportunity, because I know they love their dogs.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
They love their dogs. And where the whether or not
they got them from their parents' puppy mill, we don't know.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
We don't know. It doesn't affect that the dog is
a great dog, just like Yara's little Mala Mara Meliyah,
Mala Mela Mela is probably a wonderful dog as well,
So all dogs are wonderful. We don't deserve dogs. Dogs
are the best people. So she Julia is cleaning on

(12:39):
her hands and knees the kitchen and wiping. She's even
wiping like the trash bin or maybe it was the
dog food holder bin.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
Like she's like my mom. She's gonna touch every surface.
It has to be clean.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
And Brandon says, you know, this is very funny because
usually I clean the house, I clean the dishes. To
clean the dishes, I don't it seemed weird. It's not
called clean the dishes or do the dishes.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
Yeah, right, most of those things would also be acceptable, yes.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
And he goes, I'm so annoyed, usually because I'm like,
my knees hurt, and Julia's over there playing Sexy Sasquatch
on her phone, Sneaky Sasquatch or whatever, like.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
Mary, I like sexy Sasquatch. That's better.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
Yeah, but I'm fine for a little role reversal going
on that maybe Betty. I don't know who taught Brandon
to clean. Actually we've seen Betty and Ron's house and
it never seems very clean.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
But maybe that's a reaction to do you know what
I mean? Like sometimes if you grow up in like
a crazy and like that, your reaction to it is
to be the opposite.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
Yeah, opposite. Yeah. So they're worried because they have the
upside down, as Julia says, or ups and downs, but
she calls it the upside down, which is also where
the demons come from in Stranger Things.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
I know, is.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
It is uh the fall I believe? Or what a winter?

Speaker 1 (14:04):
What else do we have to solve? Is there a prequel?
Are we are we still in the upside down? I
can't remember. Did the whole town get swallowed?

Speaker 2 (14:13):
I don't know. But they had that rocker guy, remember,
and he stood on top of the car and did like.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, first time. Somebody will have to
let me know. All I know is that girl married
John bon Jovi's son.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
Really Paul Riser's is gone right. I don't know spoiler.
But they were out in the desert. I remember there
was like a bunker, yeah, or lab was the lab
was under I got to do a rewatch before each
season generally, or like watch at least one of the
recap massages because a lot of these I can't.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
I can't Anyway, that was a complete sidebar. Continue.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
Okay, So they have been having upside downs or ups
and down and her mom worries about her happiness. So
what they're gonna do is what everyone is basically doing
on this show on social media. It's just faking it
and pretending to be happy. Yeah, And I wonder if
Betty is gonna pretend to be a non meddling, non

(15:16):
puppy mill mother in law with out a mullet. She's
gonna pretend to be a normal person.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
No, she won't.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
No, she didn't give the memo. So they're going to
DC and they're gonna go see her parents and stay
at the hotel for a night. And she says she's
so happy, and he says that's why parents are so great.
They make you so happy. And she goes, not yours.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
See when they're together and they're laughing like this, I'm like,
everything is fine, there's nothing to see here. But then
she posted today this thing about her talking to Sophie
on the phone for eight hours.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
I was like, hmm, that sounds more like a Sophie problem.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
Could be? Could be?

Speaker 2 (15:57):
So in the car ride, Betty calls and Julia of course,
starts instantly rolling her eyes. It's like an instant reaction,
like you see her jaw clench, like she gets TMJ
instantly when Betty calls, and Betty's like, I wish we
could go with you to DC and meet the parents,
and you know, Julia's like, yeah, that's okay, We're just

(16:18):
gonna go by ourselves. Well can they come to the
farm to see our swingers puppy mill farm? And Julia's like, well,
we're gonna have them come to our house first and
maybe relax and spend time together. And Betty goes, oh,
you're going home first.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
Okay, why did she think they would come to her
house first?

Speaker 2 (16:40):
This is this is because it's all about Betty.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
There are Julia's Betty's show. They're coming from Russia.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
Are they gonna stay in my guest room?

Speaker 1 (16:49):
Yeah? Right right.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
So she's like, okay, we'll have fun, you know, give
them a hug, like she goes over the top and
so like on the surface, you're like, oh, wow, she
really is nice. But it's not nice. It is if
you dig just one layer deeper, it is not nice.
So Julia wishes Brandon had learned one word of Russian,

(17:11):
like he can't even say welcome to America. And she
hasn't told her parents about the infertility or the fighting.
She says, I don't want them in our dirty panties.
No one wants your parents up in your dirty panties.
I concur And she's like, I don't tell them about
our fighting or anything bad. I keep it inside. And

(17:33):
Brandon's like, that's not good. You should open up to
them and share your struggles with them, much like I
tell my parents everything about our sex life and about
how you don't clean and you love the dogs too much,
and no boundaries with my parents should be Can they
come sleep with us in our bed? That would be great?

Speaker 1 (17:51):
Would be good?

Speaker 2 (17:52):
With that a middle line?

Speaker 1 (17:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (17:55):
So they go inside, and you know what, maybe that's
what she's talking so about. Sophie is as ameshed with
her mom in an unhealthy way as Brandon is with
his mom.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
Oh true, true.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
So they go inside and the parents seem very sweet
right away, and mom is like hugging them, and Brandon
brought flowers for the mom, and I think a pepsi
for the dad.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
Yeah, I didn't understand that.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
I don't know. Maybe he was excited to come to
America and have a pepsi. It looks like a pepsi.
I would prefer a coke, obviously.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
Yes, but I did look like a war.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
It does look like a pepsi. So Mom is already
a bit nitpicky. She's like, Julia, why aren't you wearing
a coat, Brandon, why aren't you wearing socks? You're gonna
freeze to death? Like she's catching up on all her
motherly nagging because she hasn't seen Julie in so loud.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
Yeah, but it's interesting because they come from Russia, where
it's probably really cold.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
It's probably it's a tundra and maybe we don't grow
They in Siberia. No, I don't know where they live,
but I think most of Russia is quite cold, at
least it this the winter. So they they test Brandon
in Russian. They're just like most basic, How are you hello,

(19:16):
good to see you? Nothing? He's like what nothing, nothing,
He's just like a pretty young lesbian who just knows
no Russian. He's just staring.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
Did you notice the dad had on the bands around
his T shirt? It said good life exclamation point in English?

Speaker 2 (19:36):
Huh, that's that's nice.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
Yeah, I was like, what's what's where'd you get this shirt?

Speaker 2 (19:41):
Maybe that was his divorce? Oh it was it was
a tattoo or on the shirt.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
No, it was on the shirt. It was like on
the fabric. It was like written on the fabric good life.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
Who maybe it's that brand Life is Good.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
It wasn't.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
Oh okay, it was just good airport. That's so he
maybe they lost his luggage and he needed a shirt,
or he's testing Brandon. How do you say this in Russian? No,
Julia says he has learned nothing. I've been asking him

(20:17):
for six years to learn the most basic phrases. He
has done nothing, which is very disrespectful. It's just rude.
I don't know what else to say. It's rude.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
Well, did he think he's never going to talk to
them again? Or he's never gonna have to see them again?
Because it's her.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
Language too, It is her inch, Like she's learned English. Yeah,
she messes up quite a bit, but she has funny
turner phrases.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
Which is English.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
Her English incredible because I only speak one language. Honestly, Like,
if I were to go on like am I the
asshole on Reddit?

Speaker 1 (20:55):
Like?

Speaker 2 (20:56):
Or there's all like, I just saw one today and
it was like, should I be bothered that my boyfriend
ate the piece of cake that was mine in the
fridge that I had been saving for after work and
I had been looking for it all day and he
knew I was saving it, but he ate it because
he wanted something sweet and he didn't think it was
a big deal. And now he's mad at me because

(21:16):
he thinks I'm making too much a big big deal.
And the comments were like, he is doesn't respect you,
he doesn't listen to you. This is this is how
abuse starts. This is what it started. And they got deep,
like now my relationship turned physically abusive, but it started
with little things like eating cake, and like people were
like warning her, get away from this guy. Yeah, and

(21:40):
so mean. I'm not saying Brandon, it's the same thing,
but I think that it is a it is a
form of disrespect. I think that he has not learned
the most basic phrases in six years and she's been
asking it.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
Well, it's a it's a try and true theme on
the show, for sure.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
Yeah. Also, you want to have a baby, She's gonna
want to teach the babies in Russian. But then you're
not going to know any anyway.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
Go to the bay. You can't understand.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
That's his fault exactly. We hate Betty and they'll just
be talking about her and the baby. You'll just be
bitching about Betty.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
What's the Russian word from mullet? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (22:12):
Yeah, So in their talking head, Julie is like, you
really need to learn Russian. He's like, no, it's fine,
and she goes, if you want the bleep, you need
to learn the Russian. I don't know. The bleep was
something sexual, something he wants, something that he wants, and
he she says it in Russian and he goes, what

(22:35):
did you say something about? Mom?

Speaker 1 (22:37):
Like yeah, ok, that's probably edible and correct.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
Yeah. So they go to the hotel rooms, but Brandon
has fucked up because there's two rooms and theirs has
a couch and a bed and the other one just
has a bed. It's like not as sweet, and so
her parents are divorced, and Julia makes a very reasonable suggestion, Brandon,
you sleep on the couch, my mom and I will

(23:06):
sleep in the bed, and then my dad will have
the other room with just the bed. And Brandon is
being a little bitch and is like, why can't like
we sleep in the bed and she sleeps on the couch.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
No, no, that's your mother in law. And she's traveled
for like three days from Russia. She came from Russia.
Come from Russia.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
So I go back to Russia. Yeah, I go Russia.
So Brallin says, I screwed up. Maybe you should book
next time. You always have a problem with my bookings.
You have a problem with the way I order pizza.
She goes, that's true, you never order it right, But
I hate ordering. Yeah, And maybe that might be because she's like,
doesn't she might be self conscious about her English. I'm

(23:51):
wondering if that's it. But she doesn't like the way
he does anything basically. So she's like, then you do it.
If you know I'm going to mess up, just do it.
So mom goes, we can't deal with this. We're so tired.
There was already some tension deciding where to sleep, and
you guys were late and I'm with your father and

(24:11):
I divorced him and now I'm here with him, Like
can we just go to sleep? And where what are
we eating? And Brandon goes, it's fine, like we're going
to sleep in the bed. Brandon will sleep in the couch. Dad,
you get the room.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
We've ordered pizza to the room like, which is again
weird because the pizza during the sex role play.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
Yeah, and that pizzas so boring. It probably looks good
to you because it was just cheese.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
But to me it was like cheese.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
There was no toppings. Do they like any topics? Could
be just any topping, just like a a.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
Green pepper on To me it looked delicious. I do
love a veggie pizza, though so awful. Oh, cheese is
the best part.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
But no, it's just cheese pizza. You gotta have a
little some You gotta get a little onion. You gotta
get a green pepper. You gotta get a pep Berni
if you're so inclined.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
If we were on YouTube trying to get commentators, trying
to get like engagement, we would be like, let us
know below what your favorite pizza is.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
Drop it in the comments, guys, drop.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
It in the comments. For the longest time, I could
not understand why YouTubers would be like, do you guys
like the crest cutoff on your peanut butter jelly? Do
you like it cut diagonally or like the dumb, dumbest
questions I could never understand. And then finally someone explained
to me it's so they get engagement in the comments,
and I did not understand. I was like, oh, but

(25:36):
now you sound like an idiot in your videos, like
you're actually interested in how people cut their sandwiches.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
Right, especially if you're watching it like way later you're like, oh,
this was from last year. Let me let them know
how I like my pizza.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
They really want to know how I if I cut
my sandwich diagonally or.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
Not the size as it was.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
Good? Call that. So the next day they go on
a bus tour. They are on the top level, no roof.
Mom is so hot, so she didn't need to worry
about Julia, except she's now worried that Julia didn't wear
a hat. So it's not that Julia didn't have a coat,
it's now Julia should have worn a hat. And Brandon.

(26:18):
It doesn't know the names of any of the monuments.
They're like, what's that one called Brandon And he's like,
I don't know, and the dad goes, did you go
to school?

Speaker 1 (26:28):
We don't know anything about it, And this happens as
a DC person. Happens all the time you drive around.
Is a body, well, what's that building? You're like, I
don't know, it's it's the department of something. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (26:38):
You guys are really overestimating how smart Americans are, you know,
our underestimating how dumb we are and how bad our
education system is. In terms of history.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
Well, the big ones if I passed by, I'm like, okay,
I know that is, like the Washington Monument, that's the
White House, that's the Capitol, that's the Holocaust Museum, that's
the you know, African American History Museum. The big ones
I've got. But when you just point to a brick
building in DC, you're like, I don't know what that is.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
I don't know. A Social Security office in American association
with DMV, I don't know whatever.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
So they're laughing at Brandon, and Brandon's like, well there's
headphones for the tour, but you guys didn't want to listen,
and Julius like, cause he's in English, you freaking idiot.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
I thought they could get it in another language, don't you.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
I would think that in DC they would have other.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
Language languages Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
So Brandon goes or the dad goes Brandon. I learned
American history. If you need some help's roasting Brandon and
I love it. And Brandon it's like, I know some things.
And then he and Juliet and they're talking head trying
to see who has more, knows more, you know, because
she took her citizenship test, so I'm sure she knows

(27:55):
some things that she goes. Who is l Abraham Lincoln,
like like like a Labia or like a Labrador somewhere
in between Abraham Lincoln and.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
Abraham Lincoln the sixteenth president.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
That's what Brandon said, because I.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
Thought fifth president too, and so then I was like, oh, yeah,
I thought he was the fifth president. Why did I
think that?

Speaker 2 (28:21):
No, he's way later.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
He was the sixteenth president. Yeah, so who's the fifth president? People?
Are you yelling? Yelling? Go Brandon the fifth president? Oh?
When I typed that in, it said, what are the
requirements to Jefferson five times? No, nobody can be president
five times? James Monroe was the fifth president. Oh yeah,

(28:46):
he served two terms as president. He was president. He
was referred to as the era of Good Feelings.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
He was great in Hamilton.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
James row.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
Yeah, okay, so brand is the dad is like the
white House. Oh it looks it's smaller than I thought.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
It is small. It's true.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
Yeah, it's not very bad. And Julius says this day
is not going how I planned, and Brandon goes, well,
maybe next time you should help me plan, and she's like, yeah,
maybe next time I'll help you plan, because she should
if she always thinks he fucks up.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
Then yeah, but I mean all this is done on
the computer too, so she didn't have to really talk
to anybody too exactly. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
So, but also maybe he could have planned a better
ride I don't know, like a private tour with someone
that spoke.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
But they don't have that money.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
Come on now, No, So they drive around, they drive sorry,
they drive a few hours back home and they pull
up in the dark. There are balloons outside casting very
creepy shadows, and it's like almost horror movie like music,
like what is that? Julia is like what is that?

Speaker 3 (29:53):
Oh no, and it's seriously you hear like I in
my head I heard.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
The Jaws music like Donna Donnut And then you hear
the Poulter guys being like she's here Land go to
the light so land. Julia is like, what is that?
Who did that? Brandon? Did you do that? And so

(30:18):
they go inside and the whole house is decorated head
to toe red, white, and blue, and then she's like
what the fuck? And then Brandon's parents jump out and
say surprise, and they hug her parents, and Julia is pissed.
She's like so mad. She's like, they scared the crap

(30:39):
out of me. They we're exhausted, we just want to
go to sleep. They let themselves in our home and
decorated without letting us know. They cross boundaries again, and
she goes, Betty, you should have told us you were coming,
and Betty goes, I probably should have, but I didn't.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
A she is. I think she's irrationally mad, like she's mad,
but she's not mad about this. She's still mad about
the other thing, because in the one hand it was nice,
but on the other hand, it's like it's probably like
eleven o'clock at night, and they're like, yeah, I just
want to show my mom that she's sleeping in there.
My dad's on the couch, and we gotta go, and
here's the dog. It's probably gonna look you while you sleep.
Good night.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
You know where Brandon, Betty and Ron, Like, are they
gonna stay because bet as Betty had some wine, like.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
But definitely they're going.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
To sleep in the car. There's no guest room. You
cannot have the guest room.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
No, they can't have the guest room. So I don't know.
She's pissed though, and I'm kind of here for it.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
I'm here for it because Betty made it. Betty did
something nice, but it was more about her, like she
made it her and it's just a series of infractions
that is just going to come to a head. It's
like if this had been the only thing, it might
have been okay, but.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
Series interstractions is a good phrase.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
Thank you. Also, Julia Cola locksmith, Just Cola locksmith, change
the locks.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
Let's go to Darcy and Georgie. So they're driving by
and he's showing this park because I used to go
to that park when I was a little with my
little fluffy dog named Joy, named the dog Joy because
he brought me. Joy also also ran track there. Nobody
could be Georgie run so fast, she's like Georgie the Doctor. Okay,

(32:25):
So they're going to see his sister and his niece
and nephew that he's never seen in person, and these
kids were like twelve and eight. Yeah, he's never been
back since he left ever.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
Yeah, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
It's crazy.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
Maybe he was fleeing some corrupt police much. I know
it's a different country, but yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
It's wild. But he's never been back. He hasn't seen
his parents, and all this time, I guess not so.
His sister is Nicolina, and they're reading at this medieval
park too. He must have win some fun. Uncle points
and she goes. He goes us, it's barbarian park, and
he goes, it's nice for you to see some history

(33:09):
of Bulgaria, because sometimes I'm barbarian, sometimes I'm nice. And
she goes, I see you being a barbarian in the bedroom. Yeah, Georgie,
everything everything is about everything she has to turn to
make a sexual comment.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
Everything literally everything. She could break her hip and she's
on the floor and the paramedics are there and they're like,
you could die from this, and she's like, but I
won't be able to have sex, get wild, get wet
wild with my Georgie. How are we gonna do it
when I'm in a cast? My whole lap isn't a
cast baby.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
Wet and wild? Gross? Okay, So his sister hugs him.
I was like, look, who's back. I'm so happy to
see you after all these years. You look the same.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
You look so good.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
They hug some more, and he's kind of tearing up,
and he hugs the kids. He like meets the husband
and the kids say this was their dream to be
able to meet their uncle in real life. And he
tells us he missed his sister's wedding day, the birth
of her first child, the birth of her second child.
And he goes and I'm thinking, why have I been
gone for so long? I didn't realize how much I

(34:13):
missed my family? Like why were you gone for so long?
Are we going to find out on the reunion?

Speaker 2 (34:18):
Like why is his paperwork like with the first like visa,
like his first marriage not all on the up and
up or something like he was scared if he left,
you won't be able to come back.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
But did he marry that woman on a K one visa?
Or he just met her in DC and they got married.
Oh I don't know.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
So how what paperwork was he there at the beginning?

Speaker 1 (34:39):
For what do you mean? Like?

Speaker 2 (34:42):
How did what was his visa?

Speaker 1 (34:45):
Then he went to massage school. I don't know, I
don't know. It's a lot of under.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
He's a man a mystery.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
Yeah uh, as Darcy says. So they meet Darcy, he meet.

Speaker 3 (34:59):
You, and she didn't feel like it took him too
long to introduce dar Safe.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
It was just so hard. It was so awkward because
he hasn't seen his sister and we don't know twelve
to twenty five years, because she's just like, yes, hello
to see you. So, Nikolina says. Regarding Darcy, she says,
she looks good, she's a beautiful woman. But with time,
the age difference could impact their relationship. You know, maybe

(35:25):
after some years this will weigh on him and he'll
regret not having kids. But only time will tell.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
Are you saying I'm old, she's saying old, we're saying
fifty forty snatched.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
So a medieval costumed demand walks up and says, Bagatur
is a proto Bulgarian school for survival. Here we will
teach you proto Bulgarian skills archery, sword fighting, and throwing
spears and archie. I didn't understand any of it, but
basically it's like hand to hand combat is what he sees.

(35:57):
Shoot them.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
Okay, I had I was supposed to be fun like
medieval times.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
No, you're gonna fight for your life at this camp.
Send your kids to this camp. They come back with
that figure game. Yes. Yes, So Darcy goes, Yeah, let's
do it. Let's survive. Do it big, Let's survive.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
That's what she said, dude, big surviving.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
Let's do it. So she goes, I think I would
I think i'd survived great in the medieval times. I
would be a beautiful princess. But I could also do
some jousting. We see some fake jousting and she yells
my nails, my b b l Okay. So then she's
speaking to Nicolina. She opens Google Translate and she's like, Georgie,

(36:43):
you know, is so happy to be here, thinking he's
a great uncle to the kids. Thank you for this
amazing day. We look forward to more amazing moments. Blah blah.
They kind of go back and forth, complimenting each other,
and Darcy goes, it's nerve wracking, like, I hope the
sister likes me. Then Darcy because she just can't, like,
tell me about you. How long have you been married?

(37:03):
What grade are your kids in? How how is your
husband's family? What does he do for a job? Nothing?
She says, no. Does Georgie speak nicely of me? His
wife a lot?

Speaker 3 (37:17):
Me?

Speaker 1 (37:17):
The wife? Does? She? Does he speak nicely of me?
And she says yes, he has spoken about you a lot.
He's very happy. He loves you a lot. He wants
you to get along and love each other for many years.
Darcy's like, oh my god, thank you, thank you for
that compliment.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
How weird is it to ask a lady you just met?
Has my husband talked about me?

Speaker 1 (37:42):
Right?

Speaker 2 (37:42):
Does he like me?

Speaker 1 (37:43):
Does my husband like me?

Speaker 2 (37:45):
Fifth grade? About me? Has he? Has he ever talked
about me? In third period? When I passed from that note?
You are married to this man, right? You are that insecure?
You are asking his sister, who you have just met?
Has he talked about me?

Speaker 1 (38:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (38:03):
Does he say these things?

Speaker 1 (38:05):
This would have been the time to say, hey, Nicolina,
what was like your childhood?

Speaker 2 (38:10):
Like?

Speaker 1 (38:10):
Was he fun when he was little? Hurt? He was attracted?
He said, you had a dog? Do you guys? Do
you guys? Do you guys have dog?

Speaker 2 (38:17):
You said, I want to get to know the real Georgie.
I want to know where you come from.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
Do you like to cook? What do you do for fun?
I mean, just like so, and the talking head Darcy goes, yeah,
but Nicholina like, really, get me reassurance that Georgie loves
me and he knows well we have a special and
his sister being so kind makes me less nervous to
meet his parents and that's great. So they're all saying goodbye,

(38:42):
and I'm like, is this the only time he's gonna
see her? He hasn't seen her in one hundred and
six years, and this is it. They're going to medieval
joust and not going to see him again. Barely talked yeah,
I mean obviously they were there all day, it was
nighttime and we missed a lot, but still they he
needs more time with his sister, with his brother in law,
who seem to just go get the car like we
never saw him again. So Georgie talked to his sister

(39:05):
by the car, and Darcy is just standing there going, yeah, yeah, she.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
Has no idea what they're talking about.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
Combs up, everything's good. Yeah. So they're speaking in Bulgarian
or whatever language you speak of Bulgaria, and he says, oh,
I'm meeting mom and dad, and I'm a little concerned
about what they're going to think about my relationship with Darcy.
And she says, well, no, and he says, perhaps they
expected at age thirty seven, I would be married to

(39:32):
a Bulgarian woman and have kids. And she says, the
only thing mom and dad worry about is that you'll
regret not having kids, and they only just care about
your well being and being happy. And Darcy's like, yeah,
doing it, big power couple.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
You got a sexy snatch wife. I'm sure that's what
they're talking about. Sexy and snatch that I am.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
She's like, she said, they're going yes, yes, I mean
while they're talking about how you're fifty and can have kids.
So in the car, she's like, did your sister like me?
Because I really liked her. I felt we bonded. It
was really sweet, really sweet. And he goes, yeah, yeah,
she likes you a lot, and she goes, I could
feel her energy. Her energy was so good and he's like, yeah,

(40:13):
this everything was fine. So they get to the hotel
room and she's like fligging some lingerie in the air
and she goes like, you want to go, you want
to go downtown. You want to go downtown, go get
some drinks, and he goes, I'm tired. We have to
be up early tomorrow. And she goes like, look at
an outfit, look at the lingerie. He goes, well, if
you're gonna wear that, you know we're gonna stay home.
He goes, well, we have to go to bed. We
have to be up early tomorrow to meet my parents.

(40:35):
She's like, what tomorrow? Thought, wait today, we just mettus tomorrow.
He goes, yeah, tomorrow, we're meeting my parents. She goes
what She goes, everything is a mystery. You don't tell
me anything. You sweep everything under the rug. And he goes, okay,
well tomorrow we're meeting my parents. What do you want?
She was all I want simple answers and validation. I
want to know things like you got to be open

(40:56):
and honest about your finances with your wife. And he goes,
what why are you starting this fight now? And he
goes let it go. I don't have time to count
how much money I make. She goes, oh, so you
get paid in cash and he goes, no, of course,
and she goes, then you could check your bank account,
so you don't how much money you make, and he goes,
here's the thing. If I tell you how much money

(41:17):
I make, then you want to spend it all ding
ding ding. Now we're getting to the root of the problem.
And she goes, I don't give a fuck.

Speaker 2 (41:25):
Hasn't he been spending all of her money.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
Fast years for years? And she goes, I don't give
a fuck. You pay your share, I pay my shop,
but just be honest. You don't want to include me.
And then he thoughts about the future. You don't want
to include me, And now we're like, you're.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
In his home country. He brought you there, and you're
starting a fight for no reason.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
Well, it is a show, yeah, so the talking to it.
She goes, it's so hard to trust judge Georgie because
he won't be open. I'm worried about the future. I'm worried.
So she goes, you know what, Georgie, we're just two
different people do different energies. And he goes, well, I
don't want this energy around me or my family. She goes, yeah, yeah, yeah,
go ahead and check out. That's what you do. Go

(42:08):
find another girl to marry, and maybe you've already got
a backup since you're working at the spa with all
the rich hot girls. Like they have more than me,
they're younger than me, they're prettier, they're whatever. I'm sure
you're plotting and planning an exit. You got what you
want from me. Now this card is ready to happen.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
That's how I feel.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
He's like, huh, why are you doing this one the
night before we're meeting my parents. I did look it
up because when she said you're working at the spa
with all the rich hot girls, my close caption said
something else, and so I was like, he works at
the what? So I looked it up and if you

(42:48):
just type in Georgie job Miami, it comes up he's
the manager of the.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
So and so spa.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
So he is a spa manager. He does have a
good job. Are you looking at right now?

Speaker 2 (43:01):
No, I believe you.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
You're just looking at me like I'm gonna look it
up and I'll believe you beach.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
No, I totally believe so, she says.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
She says, listen, I don't give a rats ass. I
don't give a rabbits ass. And he goes, youre's the
one complaining. I'm not complaining. And she goes I'm just
not getting anywhere with you. You get everything out of
me everything. I can never get an answer out of you.
And this is why I left you last time, but
you keep running back and then I said no, but
then I did it, Oh my god. And if you're

(43:31):
not happy, Georgie, you can.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
Just go oh my god.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
We're still talking about that hotel manager who was like
the last time there was a couple they banged into
the room, into the shambles, and now they are this
couple is just gonna start fighting or murder each other
or something.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
And then he goes, Darcy, here's the thing. You only
care about yourself, and she goes, okay, so you're just
gonna spin it back on me. You're gonna spend it
back on me, and she I have feeling and emotion
and I'm getting it out. It's healthy to get it out.
And he says, okay, so you think I have no emotion.
You think I'm just stone. She goes, yeah, that's right,
and now he tries to really talk to her. He says,

(44:12):
you need to make me feel comfortable to tell you
things so that I don't feel judged, and she keeps
talking over him. And he goes, huh, now trying to
be open and you're just talking over me, and she goes, Okay,
I'm sorry. So he says, nobody knows what I feel inside.
For girls, they call their parents all the time, but
for boys where I'm from, we don't do that. So
maybe over time I just got used to not sharing

(44:33):
my emotions. I don't trust people. I don't know who
to open to. And this is why we need to
work on communication, because it's our problems. Is day one? Well,
it sounds like he is admitting that his lack of
communication is part of the problem.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
Yeah, but also she doesn't make him feel comfortable because
she starts fights constantly. Yeah. The second is anything like
it's the restaurant. But he's like, I'm nervous to meet
my parents. You're ashamed of me? Yeah, you're right, Yes,
not everything it's about you.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
Yes, yes, Oh my god. Somebody also just sent me
a screenshot of a Darcy and Stacy like promo, you know,
doing it big, you know whatever, live show or whatever,
And it literally could be two small Victorian era children.
It looks nothing like it looks nothing like them, like
cabbage pat shawl. I mean, yeah, like baby, they look

(45:28):
like babies. They look like they wipe their face off
and put a baby on their face. Yeah, it's somebody
said it to me, he said, who is this like,
I don't know. It's supposed to be Darcy and Stacy
because the only thing you can tell in is the
white hair. Oh my god, it's looks some of the
housewives they just blur their face. Looks like Baltimore. You know,
it looks like that. Yeah. So he says, you know,

(45:49):
we need to work on communication. That's our problems to
stay one. She goes, you know what, You're right. I
come from a place of love. I'm sorry. I'm not sorry.
I'm sorry if I'm not hearing you. I'm coming from
a place of love. And he goes, Now, maybe we're
both being heard. So now we need to work on
it getting better and better. And he says, and maybe
I'm doing something I don't even realizing it. Then I'm
doing it And she goes yeah, and he goes, but Darcy,

(46:12):
I'm an open book. She goes, no, you're a closed book.
But maybe you can open She's like, what chapter just
chapter one? And so he says, tomorrow is important. We're
going to meet the parents, and do you still want
to meet my parents? And she goes, it will be
my will and honor to meet them.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
She's practicing her renaissance times. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
Yeah, She's like, I'm still I'm still there, still at
the medieval protone Bulgarian survival still camp, and she goes,
it will be my will and honors who meet them,
and I will follow your lead. And he goes, okay,
give me a hug. Actually, how you look in these
clothes because she's in that like conservative outfit and he goes,
she goes, okay, fine, like he goes, give me a hug,

(46:57):
and she says, okay, So I'm talking to her. He
tells us what I predicted was. He's just trying to
change the vibe. He is trying to change the vibe.
He does not believe one word that he just said
to her. He is just trying to calm her down
so she doesn't act like a lunatic. Yeah, and he says,
what don't you put on the black lingerie? And then
we just go to bed and we stay in and
she goes, basically, are you going to get a bullseye?

(47:19):
She sticks her finger, are you going to get a
bullseye and he goes, what to that's me?

Speaker 2 (47:23):
Don't shake your finger. I can't.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
No, She's like, you know, I was like, oh my god,
all about is sex?

Speaker 2 (47:31):
I can't girl.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
Okay, well here's what I'm thinking when something is wrong
with her, like, well, something is wrong with her? So
all right in this situation, what's not wrong with her?
As her outfit? Because she looked great and Dorsey really
needed on this trip when she was trying to figure
out nice, conservative, classic clothes to wear, she should have

(47:58):
gone to Quins. She could have gotten four pair of pants,
four tops. She could have had a classic capsule wardrobe
and looked perfect for this trip. Perfect. So you guys, listen,
we're all fans of Quin's here. I'm obsessed every time
I come on here. I can't really to talk about Quince.
I go and look at my bag right before, just
so I can tell you what's currently in my bag.

(48:18):
Currently in my bag, I have two silk imasks, so
you can get a silk imask and you can get
a combo with like a silk pillow. These are great gifts,
great gifts. And I have two of those silk imasks
by my bed. But I need to have one at
the beach, So I bought one to take to the
beach so that I can protect my eyes at the beach.

(48:39):
Everything with Quints is versatile. You can get throw blankets,
you could get luggage, you could get shoes, you could
get gul jewelry. But what I'm telling you what Darcy
needs is this capsule wardrobe. She needs to just some
basic pieces to make her look classy. And it's for
every budget. It's the luxury without the markup. Okay, she
could be snatched, she say, glassy to be snatched and classy. Yeah,

(49:04):
all of the things. Oh my god, you're so funny.
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with like those light little cashmir sweaters they have. They

(49:26):
started like forty dollars, like, you gotta do it.

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Speaker 2 (50:02):
Boom, Thank you, Quince.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
Okay, so let's talk about somebody else. Andre and Libby.
I'm very proud of live Bee this episode. Very proud.

Speaker 2 (50:18):
I thought it was a fake out.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
Oh okay.

Speaker 2 (50:21):
I didn't think she would stand her ground.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
She did think it was fake At the end, though,
did you think it.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
Was no fake At the end? I was like, Wow,
that's real. She really did it.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
I think she really did it. Yeah, good for her.
So Grandma is going to watch the kids while they
go look at places with Chuck. So andre they're driving
and he's like, Oh, it's this amazing deal is investment property.
It's amazing. He's just not letting on that anything is wrong.
He's like, it's incredible. You're not gonna believe it when
you see it. So Chuck's like, does it exist? Oh yeah,
it exists, Chuck, I'm going to show you. Yeah, I've

(50:49):
got the key. Right here are your partners.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
Like when George Costanza pretended he had a beach house
on Sidefeld and he took Susan's parents there and they're dry,
and he's like, let's stop and get some something for
the house. Let's get you a gift. They know he's faking.
It's like a game of chicken, like who's gonna who's
gonna call it first? Yes, And they're just go both

(51:12):
going along with it until like they go to the
beach and it's like there's no house.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, Well whenever we go to the beach,
we say the sea was angry that day, my friends. Okay,
so okay, so they're going to it is like a
game of chicken, and they're going. They're going, and Chuck is,
will your partners be there's like a no, Chuck, the
partners will not be there, Chuck. Chuck's like, ah, surprise,
rimes roll their eyes so they arrive. Okay. So it's

(51:38):
like this like very old sorry, very old building, and
you're like, okay, okay, so they can flip it.

Speaker 2 (51:46):
It's a standing building that just good.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
Looks historical and could be cool. Yeah, and he keeps going,
you won't believe the lot. You won't be how big,
how big it is in the back, and he's like
barely gets the door open.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
And I thought it was like the wrong place, like
he was pulling a whole fake out, like he's like
literally trying to break into a house that's not his.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
No, it's rubble, it's full, just rubble on the inside.
They've demolished the entire is it's only the walls that
are standing. And she goes, what the fuck is this?
She goes, do we need mask? And he goes, we
don't wear a mask in Moldova. We're still tough. Our
noses are masks.

Speaker 2 (52:27):
Okay, and Chuck goes, how many people got COVID and Moldova?

Speaker 1 (52:33):
How many people got his best us poisoning in their
lungs from walking in this house curiously. Chuck goes, it
appears a bomb went off in here.

Speaker 2 (52:41):
And she goes, yeah, babe, what's.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
Going on here, babe. We don't do total demos for
the flips, babe. And she goes, this is gonna take
way more than we invested. And he goes, no, no, no, no,
this is not a flip property. No no, no, It's
to be demolished and then it's going to build from there.
And she goes, why are we even in here, babe?
I gotta go outside. And then she says, how is
this house still in this condition after two years when

(53:03):
you major investment? And he goes, okay, well, so the
process he got stagnant because of the war with Russia
and Ukraine. So the company was Russian, they were providing material,
they were holding money, and so that anyway, so it
folded and Chuck goes, so wait what and he goes, yeah,
so that company they folded. So Chuck goes to, why
didn't you just flip it to another local company? These

(53:24):
are the king and Queen and the masters of house flipping. Okay,
so Chuck's like, why didn't you just flip it to
another local company? And like you to take your loss
or whatever. And he goes, oh, unfortunately, so the Russians
when they left, they took their money and she goes,
so they stole your money and Chuck's going, I knew it. No,

(53:44):
and Libby he goes, Libby, what did you know about this? This?
Are you part of these partners? She goes, I didn't
know nothing. I know zero, I signed nothing. This is
a shock to me. So they go why would you
do it without a contract. He goes, no, there's contract,
but Russia not participate an international law, so we can't
sue them. They don't respond. So they took the money.

(54:05):
And Chuck's like, you're not getting your money back, dude,
and she's there like He's like, no, I think the
money is gone. So Chuck's like what and Linby goes,
now wait a minute, now, wait a minute. So this
means you lie to me. He goes, No, I didn't
lie to you. I brought you here. I'm showing you now.
She goes, but you didn't inform me for the last
two years through this process. You've got to keep me informed.

(54:26):
He goes, I was busy in America. You know what
the property is over there, and so whatever I forgot.
It's seventy five thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
You forgot.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
Yeah, and andre Is just kind of talks a way
out of it, and Chuck goes, she wants to be
sure you have a solution here, and she goes, I'm
not even upset about the solution. I'm upset about the lying. Yeah,
And he goes, look, I didn't think after my inditional
investment after three months, there's going to be a war
over here. So I didn't lie to you. So I

(54:53):
was a little ashamed. Now he just says I was
a little ashamed, and they just brush that over. I
wis they would have said, like let him at least
expound on I was ashamed. I should have told you.
But that's it. That is it, and then they just
like go to the next scene. Here's what I kept thinking,

(55:13):
he's gonna say, this is it. This is our home.
It's going to be a four bedroom, three bath house
where we're gonna live. Look at the backyards in a
great neighborhood. That's what I was thinking he was gonna say.
But he didn't say that. He didn't say.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
That, because why are they looking at other places when
they already on this shamble, but it at least has walls.
It doesn't really have a roof, but it has walls.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
I mean, if it's so cheap to live there, it
seems to me they could get this place and redo
it for.

Speaker 2 (55:43):
We need a loan from Chuck and.

Speaker 1 (55:47):
His parents maybe and maybe the loan sharks that are
after him in Moldova. Anyway, So yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
Why didn't she ask more questions? I feel like she
has to know that he's a little m he's he's
gonna cut corners, he's gonna be a little shady, you know,
your husband.

Speaker 1 (56:06):
Like I just think she's like, Okay, we agreed that
he could take the seventy five k and do it
for this house flip in Moldova because it's gonna come
back tenfold, and that'll be great because one day if
we ever want to like have a second house there,
that'll be wonderful. And then it was out of sight,
out of mind. But seventy five thousand dollars is a
lot of money, a lot of money. It's not like, yeah,

(56:28):
seven thousand dollars and you're like, okay, well I could
get that back in a few months. This is a
lot of money.

Speaker 2 (56:34):
So Andre should have cried. He when he said I
was em haarrissed or a shamed, he should have started crying.
And then I think they both would have softened. You're right,
and he would have been like, I just didn't want
to let you down.

Speaker 3 (56:47):
Chuck him, my hero, your real estate god in Florida's
best slumlord of all the slumlords. And I wanted to
make you proud of me because I think of you
like my dad and Libby or my queen. And I
was so ashamed that I did not provide for you,
and that I was cheated by these mean, mean Russians

(57:08):
and Putin himself cheated me and I'm so sorry.

Speaker 2 (57:13):
And then they would have caved.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
Yeah, all that would have been too much, but at
least he could have had a little more like what
do you mean I'm showing you now, I'm showing you
no gone down.

Speaker 2 (57:22):
She's like what no, because he gets that defensive like
get into anything, What do you mean I'm showing you here?

Speaker 1 (57:28):
Yeah, So she's packing and she goes every day here.
She's such a guzzling wine. She goes like every day
here is stressful and bullshit. And we've had nasty nasty
bites in our lives, but this is one of the worst,
and he has completely crossed the line and broken my trust.
Losing seventy five thousand dollars is a lot of money.
So she says, you know, the bad investment is one thing,

(57:52):
but covering the tracks and lying is another level of betrayal.
She says, this is not the man I'm married, This
is not what I signed up for, and there is
no reason to say here. So he comes in and
he's just eating a bowl of cereal and he goes,
why are you packing? She says, I'm leaving with the
kids and my dad tonight. And he goes, what do
you mean, Why are you taking my underwear? She's hey,
if you see your underwear, just grab it. So he

(58:13):
starts pulling stuff out and he goes, so seriously, what
are you doing. And she goes, we're leaving with my
dad tonight. He goes, no, he's a joke. She goes, no,
we booked. We rebooked our ticket on the plane to
go with my dad tonight. He goes, did you change
my ticket? And she goes, no, you're not going with us,
and he goes, are you fucking for real? How will
I explain this to everybody? She goes, Oh, why don't
you just explain it the same way you explain the

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investment to me. Oh, and she goes, there's no way
I could live here now when my husband is this environment.
This is the way he acts. I don't want it.
I don't want this life. So he goes. So she's
like packing up, and Chuck comes to the door. Now
here's the question. I do think it's rude that she
didn't say about it with his parents.

Speaker 2 (58:53):
Yeah, they didn't do anything, and they should have said
goodbye to the grandkids, to.

Speaker 1 (58:58):
The grandkids, right, So I didn't like that heart So
probably this is fifty to fifty fake, you know. And
so and also I listen as much false as they have,
I don't see them having like a big fight in
one of their kids either.

Speaker 2 (59:13):
Yeah, you know, although she is talking about a lot
of this in front of Yeah, at least Winston. So
I'm wondering doesn't understand.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
He's just ready to get on that plane and cause
a nightmare. But right, so, I do wonder if she
went I do wonder if she went by, and like, right, yeah,
he said goodbye to the parents, so he goes. As
she's walking out, he goes, would we get back? We're
selling our house. Get ready for this. It's going to
be a problem. She goes, I don't care. I don't
care what you have to say goodbye, and he goes,

(59:42):
so nasty you are. You're going to leave me here
just like that. And when he said so nasty you are,
they remind you of super Yes, that's how Sarper says
words like backwards, like that's so hasty you are. And
her dad arrives and he goes, oh, hey, Chuck, great
father in law. You are Chuck And he goes, what

(01:00:02):
the fuck did Chuck do? I goes, man, she wants
to go it's my daughter. What am I gonna do?
And he goes, okay, Chuck, and he goes, what am
I supposed to talk her out of it? She wants
to leave, so she grabs the kids and he kisses
the kids goodbye and leaves. So he goes, I'm just
gonna stay here for a week. I couldn't have left
here without talking to my parents. It was super sudden.

(01:00:22):
I can't just get up and leave. But maybe the
time will cool it off, and maybe we just need
a break. From each other like I don't know, crazy
crazy Okay. So then they're in the van they're leaving,
and Chuck goes, are you sure you're making the right decision.
She gos, I've never been marshall of anything in my life,

(01:00:45):
and he goes, I really hate to see you fight,
and she goes, I can't fix it. I can't fix it.
So I'm just gonna have to leave. I need to
get my kids home, like, I can't fix this, dumb,
dumb what he's done here. I have to get my
home kids. I have to get my kids home safe
and in their own environment. I need to leave Moldova immediately.
So I think she thinks that these mobsters are like
coming after him. Yeah, usually because she kept saying like,

(01:01:08):
I need to get out of Moldova. I need to
get my kids safe. If this is the person he
is when he's here, I don't want it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
Well. Also, he told an entire party full of people
that you were moving there when you had not decided that.
So it does seem like in Moldova he's an ask
for forgiveness later type person and is just gonna steamroll
her over things because he's the man. And maybe in
America that could be like tapered down a tiny bit,

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but it seems out of control in Moldova. So or mobsters.

Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
Yeah, I'm one with mobsters. I'm going with these friend
of the mob.

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
Yes, totally sure.

Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
Russians are coming for him. Yeah, well they're coming for
all of us, but specifically on the ray.

Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
Okay, listen, I'm gonna tell you right now. I don't
know why I did the notes this way, but Jasmine
and Gino were next, and then Tiger Lilli and add On.
So I don't know why I didn't that way. I
actually stares up them. But times are crazy, guys, twelve
episodes this week. You're welcome, go ahead.

Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
Never we always end with Gino and Jasmine.

Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
Do you want to do? See? I felt like we
should we should not end with Jasmine and Gino because Tiger,
Lily and Addon had such a better pop at the end.

Speaker 2 (01:02:25):
That's fine with me, Okay, let's shake it up. So
Gino and Jiasmine and Natalie. So Natalie is outside the
bar screaming that she has two beautiful children. Did we
know that?

Speaker 3 (01:02:38):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
And so many people have said that Natalie is like
a paid actress in that tracks, because yeah, she's she's
really overacting here.

Speaker 3 (01:02:46):
She's like, one, I have two beautiful children. One is
in the military.

Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
I don't know what does that have to do with
anything anything, but I don't need this shit in my life.
I want to get it out of Michigan right now.
I wish she had called it bitchigan because that would
be more apt and that would have been really funny.
And then Gino, like Jasmin would have said, I called
it bitchigan girl. Did we just become best friends?

Speaker 1 (01:03:11):
I think I wish you would have said you're a
depressing man from Michigan.

Speaker 2 (01:03:14):
That would have been good. Yeah. So Gino's like, yeah,
I'm sorry that happened, and he's He's like, I don't
feel like we should be the ones to leave.

Speaker 3 (01:03:24):
Jasmin and Matt should leave. Dana is my cousin, so technically.

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
My blood relatives. This is their party true true also,
and then he goes and by the way, what the
fuck is Matt doing you here? He goes, He says,
this is the first time I've ever seen Matt in person,
and made me sick to my stomach. But he didn't
start a physical fight. That was just what Jasmine did.

Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
So, yeah, it's interesting. He's never seen a picture of
him or anything, so I think when like Matt walked
in there, he didn't talk to well.

Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
No, they talked to video.

Speaker 1 (01:03:57):
Because because Gino didn't want to see his face and
he never turned the phone around at last resort.

Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
Yeah. Oh interesting.

Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
Okay, by the way, the Night to Day Bad Boys
just put up a clip of them in Vegas and
it is Yes and the Bad Boys plus Bennie plus
Gino plus Matt Matt, Matt was there too and Tyrae
Tyrae pulling up the rear and they tripped Gino, which
I thought was pretty mean that they posted that, but

(01:04:26):
also I liked it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:27):
It's funny, but also felt like Willy's like he's the
screech of the group, and he clearly is the screech
of the group totally, but I'm glad Tyrae isn't the
screech of the group, so they're positive towards Tyrae.

Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
Same.

Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
I couldn't tell which Matt it was because this Matt
and Matt from the Thrupple look so similar to me.
They're just like blonde white guys Genaro pillow white guys.

Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
Yeah, but Matt from the Thrupple has terrible tattoos, that's true.

Speaker 2 (01:04:59):
But and he's much here are so tight. He wears
the tightest tight. So Natalie is like, I want to
leave here. I can't get a car. Of course, there's
no car service here.

Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
Michigan sucks.

Speaker 2 (01:05:14):
Michigan sucks, no ubers even. She just wants to go home.
And then like this cousin or nephew comes out and says, like,
come back in and try to have fun. And she
looks like I'm not going back there with Jasmine and
Matt in there, no way. And then inside Michelle goes
over to Jasmine and says, well, you made an entrance.
She's like smiling, I'm glad that you're on my team. Girl,

(01:05:35):
Like she still thinks Jasmine's kind of funny, and jas says,
I just couldn't deal with it. I couldn't stand that
entitled look on that bitch's face.

Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
Geez okay.

Speaker 2 (01:05:47):
And then Matt says, that was crazy making a scene.
And I feel like that would scare most people. But
like I kind of like when Jason's like that, I
guess I kind of like a firecracker. It turns me on.
As long as that like anger is not at me
but will like you to, it will be directed at

(01:06:09):
you the next time you like ignore Coco or something
like forget to buy her coffee that she likes. So
Natalie says, oh, Michelle says, you know, you should have
heard the conversation right before you came in and started

(01:06:29):
a brawl in this nice establishment. We were talking about
how basically Gino lied to Natalie and made it seem
like you guys were basically divorced, like it was settled,
but he was saying like he had hope of reconciliation,
so she didn't know that. And Jasmine is like, she

(01:06:50):
thought that we were done and he she says yeah.
So Jasmine's like, wow, what a piece of shit Gino is.
He's lying to her too.

Speaker 3 (01:07:01):
I maybe overreacted at Natalie because she thought we were
like divorce practically, and I thought she knew the whole
situation and was still coming here to sleep with a
married man.

Speaker 2 (01:07:14):
Meanwhile, I'm married and living in Matt's house. But whatever,
which we're going to ignore that fact. But poor Natalie
was lied to also, And why am I crying over
this gaslighting jerk that Gino continues to be. So she's
like totally blaming Gino for her starting this barfight. So
then Michelle and Dana are standing and doing a talking ahead,

(01:07:36):
and Michelle goes, it's hard being in the middle of
their drama with a huge smile on her face because
I caused the drama and I'm pretty happy about it.
And I get a Cole's gift card for twenty five
dollars and I earned it. And then Dana goes, Gino
has made his bed, and I think it's time for

(01:07:57):
him to go for a little nappy and I'm not
gonna tuck him in this time.

Speaker 1 (01:08:02):
Wow. That was just around the world for a metaphor, Donna. Wow, Dana.

Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
Also, what did Gino do? He has not been one
hundred percent truthful with Natalie, but like, I don't think
he said he's conflicted. He has told her many times
he still feels married to her and he's conflicted. And
Jasmine started an actual bar fight, but everyone is mad

(01:08:32):
at Gino. Michelle invited Jasmine to this party.

Speaker 1 (01:08:37):
Right and by the way, all fake production would not
let somebody hit somebody like that, do you know what
I mean? That was all all planned, all fake, all
fake fake.

Speaker 2 (01:08:48):
You think choreographed. I thought Natalie was doing a pretty
good job.

Speaker 1 (01:08:52):
Actually, do you think she should be up for a Tony.

Speaker 2 (01:08:55):
A Razzie or a Daytime Emmy. So listen, if she
she had to kiss Gino at a hot tub, like,
give the girl all the awards. So Matt says, I
would love to talk to Gino. He's legally responsible for
Jasmine and he's dating another woman. What kind of man

(01:09:16):
is that you're sleeping with a marriage wid? Okay, So
Jasmine says, Gino abandoned me as an immigrant in this country.

Speaker 3 (01:09:32):
I don't have a job or any credit to rent
an apartment. Matt has taken over financial responsibility for me
as this poor immigrant in this country.

Speaker 2 (01:09:45):
You can girl go watching you where your children are, but.

Speaker 1 (01:09:49):
We're watching you on TV. You're getting paid for that job.
So stop, like you don't have a job, we're watching
you do your job right now.

Speaker 3 (01:09:56):
Yeah. So Matt has been fed so many stories from Jasmine,
so he's like it doesn't He's like, she knows a
horrible person. He's a terror, He's what's what the kind
of small man he is?

Speaker 2 (01:10:09):
He goes it doesn't matter what Jasmine did, if she
cheated or whatever. He says, if she cheated, even Matt says,
maybe she cheated with me, who knows. I'm not saying that.

Speaker 1 (01:10:21):
It's gonna come back to buy you and the ass
mat but listen, they're all in Vegas together, so apparently
it's fine.

Speaker 2 (01:10:25):
Yeah, So he's like, it's even if she cheated or whatever,
it's not right that you married her and threw her
out on the street.

Speaker 1 (01:10:34):
So he didn't do that, but okay.

Speaker 2 (01:10:38):
He kicked her out of the house, but like he
knew she had somewhere. She's not like homeless she was.

Speaker 1 (01:10:43):
It's so hard, like, it's so hard to know who
to root for in this situation.

Speaker 2 (01:10:48):
There's no one I feel I hate them all except Dana.
I really don't hate Dana. Dana except that one analogy
was pretty funny.

Speaker 1 (01:10:57):
Like Donna and Anne Michelle.

Speaker 2 (01:10:59):
Actually, Michelle has lost me, she is she has lost me.
So Matt go's outside, guys, is there any way I
can chat with you? And Gino and Natalie who's still screaming,
And he goes, I mean, I feel like I'm stuck
in the middle, and Natalie just laughs hysterically. She's like,

(01:11:20):
you feel like you're stuck. I just got a checked
at a bar in Michon.

Speaker 1 (01:11:24):
Also like, who are you? We've never met you before.

Speaker 2 (01:11:26):
We've never met you, hi man, shake like, stick out
your hand, Gino, great to finally meet you. Like what
you I'm a fan of your work. I love that hat.
So Gino is like, this is the first time I'm
meeting Matt and he's kind of short and ugly, and
I just can't believe Jasmine would be with him. He

(01:11:49):
doesn't have shark teeth or a weird voldemort knows, uh
those the What else does she like about him? His
cheat his toes don't even smell like cheese.

Speaker 1 (01:12:03):
She says. She said she liked his little chicken legs
and his little sharky teeth and his little shark nose.
And yeah, she she liked all the ugly things about him.
But let me tell you that Matt is a just
a He's not like super hot, but he is a
really decent, good looking guy, and I don't see him
as being short. She just did a whole like reel
of posts with her and Matt, and and almost all

(01:12:24):
of them his eyes are closed, but she looks dr.

Speaker 2 (01:12:27):
She's not looking at him, She's only looking at how
she looks in her So Matt said, but that was rich.
You know, you're calling Matt ugly. I mean, I mean
it just empirically, like on a like just take a
step back. Look at yourselves in a lineup. Yeah, one
of you is a four and one a three, and

(01:12:50):
one of you is like a seven. I'm not gonna
say which.

Speaker 1 (01:12:54):
Is which I would go. I would go three and eight.
I'd go three and eight.

Speaker 2 (01:12:57):
Okay, three and eight. So Matt says to Natalie, did
Gino tell you that he was backing out of the
divorce like that he was said he was gonna get
a divorced, but then he was reconciling, and like she goes, listen,
I don't want to get into what Gino said, Like
that was our private conversation, which I thought was good.
And she's She's like, all I know is I came

(01:13:20):
to Michigan to have a good time and I was attacked,
Like I just came to have fun and I'm feeling
so attacked right now and literally I was literally attacked
in a bar. And Matt says, listen, I know Jazzman
should have exploded like that, but like you imagine how
she felt coming in and she sees you and like
she's still wearing a wedding ring, like she feels she's

(01:13:44):
with you in your house.

Speaker 1 (01:13:45):
She lives with you, Matt, and you're banging dailing.

Speaker 2 (01:13:49):
The redding ring. So Natalie goes, Okay, fine, I whatever.
Then attack Gino. He's the one she's hurried too. Why
attack me? I didn't do anything. And Matt goes, do
you know that Gino is still responsible for her financially
but kicked her out? What kind of man does that
make him? And Gina goes, you're sleeping with a what

(01:14:13):
kind of man does that make you? And Matt goes,
we have an agreement. It's not like that, like she's
my friend, and I do fine. I have lots of women,
Like look at me, I'm great man, Like whatever, you
need viagra? I don't need viagra.

Speaker 1 (01:14:30):
He definitely doesn't. He definitely doesn't have a lot of women.
I mean, I.

Speaker 2 (01:14:34):
Where is the evidence of that? But but then he
has to get in the dig about Gino being old
and needs viagra, and so.

Speaker 1 (01:14:41):
Soon he's a viagara. They panned over to Natalie, like
sh she's like women viagra.

Speaker 2 (01:14:49):
Yeah, maybe that's why I went I have sex with
me in the hot right. So she she's like, actually,
that's a better catch for me because then I could
still be his TV girl friend and not actually have
to bone him because I could replace his viagra with
sugar pills and then they won't work, and then we'd
be fine. So they are all three like yelling at

(01:15:11):
each other and like Natalie's like, who you're.

Speaker 1 (01:15:14):
Passing judgment on me.

Speaker 2 (01:15:15):
I'm not passing judgment on you, and like Matt is
like I can't and he walks back inside and Natalie
goes control your woman, and then Natalie finally was able
to order an uber, So good for her. So she
just leaves. She's like, she doesn't say goodbye to Gino.
She's like, doesn't hug him or anything.

Speaker 3 (01:15:33):
She's like, gets in the car and he's just standing
there like by.

Speaker 1 (01:15:38):
Natalie production gonna come and get me or what, like
I need a ride.

Speaker 2 (01:15:43):
So Gino says, Dana and Michelle and Jasmine and Matt
ruined my chance with Natalie. I wish I could have
hot tubbed my machine and go back to that hot
tub with Natalie and be affectionate with her, like that
would not have changed any thing, though, What would that
have changed because before the fight, oh, like the night before.

(01:16:07):
He wishes maybe because now Natalie won't talk to him,
so he wishes he could have gotten it in when
he had the chance.

Speaker 1 (01:16:14):
No, maybe he wishes he could have been honest to say, like, yeah,
I did go talk to Jasmine. I thought we were
getting back together or whatever. None of it's true. Why
are we discussing it?

Speaker 2 (01:16:23):
It's all I don't know. So meanwhile, Jasmine is inside
enjoying the party, and she started the fight, and I
still don't understand why that happened.

Speaker 1 (01:16:32):
Because she's pretty and everybody wants to look at her.
She is, she's very pretty. Two kids once in the military.

Speaker 3 (01:16:44):
Let's finish up with Tiger this country, and I don't
deserve to be treated this way.

Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
Right, He's gonna roll up any minute in this tank.
Never mind, we're.

Speaker 2 (01:16:56):
He killed ben Laden personally, Sealty. It was such a
funny thing to bring up. I don't know. I mean,
she I saw anyone who has a child in the
military is like, has worries that I cannot comprehend. Of course,
maybe that's what she meant like, I shouldn't have to
deal with this. I have a child that's in the military.
I'm already worried about that, and I'm attacked in a bar.

Speaker 1 (01:17:19):
So you're saying you have a kid that's over like nineteen.
So that's interesting because she does look young. Okay, let's
finish up with Tiger Lily and add On. People were
very upset with add On this week.

Speaker 3 (01:17:32):
How have they now been? Are they just watching the
show for the first time.

Speaker 1 (01:17:36):
Well, sometimes he's funny.

Speaker 2 (01:17:38):
Yeah, that's true, but I don't must fall for it.
We always go he's funny but terrible person. So Tiger
Lily and ad On and their baby. So she baby.
So she goes to see her stepmom and they're like, oh,
your stomach's so big, and she's like, I'm finally wearing flats,
Like how why did it take you so long? Girl?

(01:18:01):
Why were you wearing those ugly heels?

Speaker 1 (01:18:04):
Oh? They were so bad?

Speaker 2 (01:18:05):
Yeah, So they go shopping. She picks out this little
baby outfit that is grayish, and because that's her aesthetic,
that is the mommy aesthetic, like that has been so
in now for several years, and it doesn't it is
joyless and I don't understand it, but whatever, it's what
all the instagram moms are doing. And so the stepmom

(01:18:29):
is like, uh, can you pick something with the colors
in it? I don't get it. And so we learned
that it's two weeks until her schedule see section. Uh.
Stepmom picks out a stuff pig and like a toy,
and Tiger Lily says, we can't have pigs in the house.
I couldn't tell if she was joking or not.

Speaker 1 (01:18:47):
No, I don't think she was joking. She's dead serious.

Speaker 2 (01:18:50):
Yeah, dead serious. You can't have a stuffed toy pick okay.
So like if porky Pig comes on TV, you have
to change channel, change okay. So mom is like bitching
because she likes to make meatballs and she can't make
meatballs because the pork and Tiger Lily is to make
make beef meatballs and Stepmoma goes, they're so dry. Just

(01:19:13):
deal with it. Don't make something with pork in it.
It's not that hard. Yeah, respect is religion. So Tiger
Lily keeps picking out neutrals, and Brenda, the stepmom and
finally I got her name, is like you dressed your
two boys all in black and white and neutral. It's
so ugly? Why do you do that?

Speaker 3 (01:19:30):
And Tiger Lily's like, I don't wear color? When do
I wear color? Color is so overwhelming to me. But
she's totally wearing bright blue in her talking head. So
but maybe she's just children.

Speaker 1 (01:19:43):
She said, you're boys, but doesn't she have a daughter
and a son?

Speaker 3 (01:19:46):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:19:47):
Two boys, two boys?

Speaker 1 (01:19:48):
Okay? Well, I was like, God, Shirley Brenda knows about
her own grandchildren, but I guess not.

Speaker 2 (01:19:52):
Yeah, okay, so I'm just picturing like two boys dressed
like Adam's family.

Speaker 1 (01:19:59):
Just I was picturing them in like Hamburger or outfits
like black and white striped.

Speaker 2 (01:20:07):
If such pain one can explain to me the neutral
aesthetic though, like I black and white, I do think
it's chic, but for children like color. I like color.
I'm wearing pink shorts right now, but like I, but like,
I don't get the beige. Beige is like my least
favorite color. I don't understand it.

Speaker 1 (01:20:26):
It's like like like a like a brown or a
navy or a black, or like a khaki or a
tope for children, just all earth tones soothing. I guess
I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:20:38):
Know, I do understand that like eco friendly clothing tends
to be more like neutral colors. So if that's why
you're doing it, then I understand. But I don't feel
like that's why a lot of the influence are doing
and I definitely don't think that's what Tiger Lily is
doing it.

Speaker 1 (01:20:55):
No, she's more is more, not less.

Speaker 2 (01:20:57):
Okay, So Brenda says, you know, your dad is still
a little worried about the religion thing, and I know
the baby will be Muslim, but what about the boys?
And she says no, well, one of them goes to
a Christian school, so you it's fine he and she's like, well,
add non's not going to try to change their religion.

Speaker 1 (01:21:18):
Well I don't think that he can't.

Speaker 2 (01:21:21):
Is the dad involved at all? Like think so yeah,
So she's like, no, he won't try to change that.
And then Brenda says, well, what about you, like, if
you convert, I'm we're worried about that because of the
religion and its views on women, and Tiger Lily, by
the way, Christianity has lots of messed up views about

(01:21:42):
religion women too, So religions, yeah, so do most religions.
So Tiger Lily is like, no, if he's if he
wants me to do something, I won't want to. I
will stand my ground. So okay, uh so this is
Texas after all, so Brenda says things, Sorry, we just
did a standard ground episode of Dateline. So Brenda says, well,

(01:22:07):
just things keep changing, like in six like you said
you would never do this, but then you might do this,
and then like in six months, are you going to
be completely covered up, like wearing a gehd as Yes,
Stevie's dad would say, and Tiger Lily goes, no, of

(01:22:27):
course not, even though that's like exactly what happened.

Speaker 1 (01:22:31):
So and again, we don't know if it's a social
media thing because they're selling these clothes because there's always
link to these outfits.

Speaker 2 (01:22:40):
I think it's totally I don't click bait. Yeah, so
Brenda says, you know, we were so relieved when Lily
did she just call her Lily?

Speaker 1 (01:22:53):
Ooh is that what she said?

Speaker 2 (01:22:54):
I thought so, but I could be wrong. I didn't
have time to rewind it when I know Tiger Lily
is not her birth name, but either was her birth
Oh it's not okay, So she's like, we were so
relieved when she got out of a very controlling marriage,
and then it seems now she's doing it again and

(01:23:15):
she's legally and financially responsible for him and what She's
going to have three children, So what's going to happen?
Is she going to be moving back in with us?
That's what I'm concerned about. So then Tiger Lily and
Addnan are at the doctor's office and he says, doctor,
do people here eat the placenta? And the doctor says, yeah,

(01:23:37):
I've heard of that, and and Nun says, in my country,
some people just keep it, you know, like for memories. Maybe.

Speaker 1 (01:23:45):
Also, this is a male doctor.

Speaker 2 (01:23:49):
Yes, good point. And there was no curtain or anything,
no partition. He wasn't like feeling through a hole, a
gloryhole like filling her stomach. Yeah, a male doctorate because
he's older.

Speaker 1 (01:24:02):
Like, no, it just doesn't seem like she had to
go to like the female doula and then the female
sonogram and they had to not but it's a female.
This is a male doctor. That a male doctor is
going to be up in her businessch wow.

Speaker 2 (01:24:18):
Interesting So he but also are people in his country
keeping placenta just like for memories like baby teeth?

Speaker 1 (01:24:28):
In a box.

Speaker 2 (01:24:29):
No, So the doctor goes, you might need some marriage
counseling after this, and they all laugh like it's like
a band of his sitcom, and they all freeze, and
then the credits come up like it's not like a
horrible marriage, and they actually do need marriage canceling really fast.
So it's one day until the c section. Tiger Lily

(01:24:50):
is baking cookies, as you do when you are nine
and a half months pregnant and ready to burst. She
burns them and U. They are like, do we do everything?
Are we ready? Do we? We have the car seat,
we have the stroller. But you are going to hell
because you didn't convert. So there's that you have. We've

(01:25:11):
done almost everything, but there's still the conversion thing. What
if something happens to me? Who will teach him about
being Muslim? I don't want him to be I'm sorry
about this. An American boy, like your children, essentially like
those two demons. He might start drinking and partying. He'll
become a killer. Why do you want to live in

(01:25:35):
an American event? This was teen killers running around.

Speaker 1 (01:25:40):
We went from we went from yeah, I'm watching the
yogurt shot murders. There definitely are you. You go from
he's not going to have religion, like that's upsetting. I
would want my child to know my religion to being
a murderer. Like we just made a real big there's
about four hundred steps in between. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:25:59):
Also, she has two children, two boys that are raised
in America that might be killers.

Speaker 1 (01:26:06):
I guess, well they're Christians.

Speaker 2 (01:26:09):
They're your step children. Those are your step children.

Speaker 1 (01:26:12):
Yeah, yes, yes, oh my gosh. Continue.

Speaker 2 (01:26:16):
So he's like, I want you to convert. It's just
two or three words. Oh, and you have to believe
it in your heart. You just say the things and
then it's done. And you know, like he goes, I
just want you to I just want to save you.
Alla says, if we don't follow him, we go to Hell.
So I'm just trying to save you. And if we die,
we will won't be in the same place because we're

(01:26:38):
in different religions. So I can't tell if he's saying
she will be in hell or because she's a terrible person,
or because all Christians go to Hell. I don't know.
If you're not specifically saved by Allah, what if you're
saved by like who you think is your Christian God.
I don't know, I don't know the rules don't.

Speaker 1 (01:27:00):
There and he doesn't have any wiggle room in his brain. Yeah,
there's no wiggle room there with him at all. And
she's just sort of like, to me, it's all religion
and we're all and he's not. Yeah, they're very they're
completely opposite on this.

Speaker 2 (01:27:13):
Yeah. Yeah, by the way, a lot of Christians would
think that he's going to hell. So a lot of
religions think that all other religions are going to hell.
So there everyone's trying to save each other. So they're
just doing it in the worst way possible. Okay, So
he says, we're different religions, you're going to Hell, et cetera.

(01:27:37):
And then she burns her finger on the the cookies
and she's like, my nails because my nails are so
short because I'm having a baby tomorrow, Like I cut
and now I burn my finger, and he goes, you
are more scared that they finger burned and about your nails,
Then you should be scared because you'll be burning in hell.

(01:28:00):
Just burning your finger. You're burning in hell, and that's
what you should be more upset about. And you're not
upset that you're gonna be burning in hell. And she's like,
very calm, she never raises her voice. She's like, okay, baby,
if I covered up, if I converted, would you want
me to cover up? And he says, yeah, I would
want you to cover your body and your hair. And

(01:28:21):
she says okay. But when we got married, you said
that you would never want a wife that would wear
a hit job. And he says, I was young. I
didn't know better. I was twenty three. I'm twenty three
and a half now, like.

Speaker 1 (01:28:35):
When he was like I was younger. It was like
we were married twenty years ago, and I was like,
you were married like eight months ago. What are you
talking about?

Speaker 2 (01:28:42):
Months ago? Eight months ago?

Speaker 1 (01:28:44):
You will do? Yeah, I mean maybe ten or eleven
at this point because she's all about to.

Speaker 2 (01:28:48):
Say they got I think they got pregnant, maybe the
second month or so. So yeah, it's only been like
a year.

Speaker 1 (01:28:54):
So then he was young then now okay.

Speaker 2 (01:28:58):
Which is so like why you shouldn't marry someone who
is under twenty five if you're in your forties, because
every year is like a lifetime, like you're changing so much.
At that age. You feel like a different person because
your brain is still developing.

Speaker 1 (01:29:13):
Oh good point, you related.

Speaker 2 (01:29:15):
So she goes, was this year plan all along? Like
to slowly change me and say that some things are okay?
And then they slowly wouldn't be Like, yes, have you
never watched this show before?

Speaker 3 (01:29:28):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:29:29):
Yes, yes, she's a perfect this is a perfect example
of what this is. Yes.

Speaker 2 (01:29:33):
Uh huh. So she's like, I don't like you telling
me that I don't have religion baby, and I don't
have beliefs or like I don't believe in God like
I do believe in God and I'm a Christian. You're
judging me. And this is the tone of voice she's
saying it in, like not loud at all. And he goes,
you're talking to me like, oh, chrazy, this is not

(01:29:54):
your personality. This is a demon. I'm talking to a demon.
He turns into like Louise with those candles when he
called Molly like a witch or a deep remember.

Speaker 1 (01:30:05):
Yes that's a deep cut. But yes I got you.

Speaker 2 (01:30:08):
Yes. Like he's like says like, you're possessed and this
is not your personality and who are you? And I
don't even know who I'm married and I'm talking to
a demon right now, she's being totally calm, like not
raised her vok okay. So she gets upset and she
walks off crying, which is a great thing to do
to a woman who's about to give birth, like super nice.

Speaker 1 (01:30:32):
And then again, I do need to know if they're
trolling us on the internet, if they're just selling these clothes,
because at the at the reusion.

Speaker 2 (01:30:41):
This is a persona she has taken on.

Speaker 1 (01:30:43):
Is that the reunion? She had just had the baby
and she wasn't covered, but then after the rule she was,
Oh no she was, but not her head.

Speaker 2 (01:30:52):
Yeah was didn't she have like something on her head?
But it was like, oh no, it was like a
necklace a princess Leiah like pie.

Speaker 1 (01:31:00):
Yeah, it was like it was a head necklace. So
next time on Darcy and Georgie go to meet his parents.
It's the first woman he's ever introduced to his mother. Interesting,
we'll see how that goes and what a woman it is.

Speaker 2 (01:31:17):
I was just gonna say that what if the mom
had never seen a woman before? And then this is
this is the specimen of woman that comes in is Darcy.

Speaker 1 (01:31:24):
Yeah, Kara is in the car with her mom and
her mom goes maybe you and Gierma just aren't meant
to be together because you're too different. And Kara says,
the thing is is that like I can't pinpoint a
reason of why it's not working, like I'm like I can.
He doesn't have any motivation to like get a job,
and he changes his mind like the wind, and you're
like super motivated and you feel like you're pulling all

(01:31:46):
the weight nail it like I mean, and he doesn't.

Speaker 2 (01:31:49):
Also it's your Yeah, he doesn't like your sexy music.

Speaker 1 (01:31:54):
No, it doesn't like it. Andre arrives home. He's literally
in the exact same mouth that they left him in
and I was like, like, same hat, same jacket. And
he walks in and he's like Daddy's home and the
kids are like dad, and he looks over at Libyo's
what's the problem, and she goes, did you get our
money back? He's like, oh my god.

Speaker 3 (01:32:16):
So no.

Speaker 1 (01:32:18):
Gino goes to see Natalie at the hotel and she's like,
if you don't fix this, you're never going to see
me again. And meanwhile he's eyeballing that hot tub like
I'm dying to get back in that hot tub.

Speaker 2 (01:32:29):
Hot tub time machine.

Speaker 1 (01:32:32):
Matt tells Jasmine something. He's like, I have to tell
you this. I've been wanting to tell you. I want
to tell you, but I'm not sure how to tell you.
I think I'm going to tell you. And we're like, so,
I guess he's gonna tell her he loves her. I
don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:32:44):
Yeah, if she does, hasn't picked up on that already?

Speaker 1 (01:32:47):
Yeah, well yeah, uh. Tiger Lily talks to adnine and
she's sitting on the bed and he's standing in the doorway,
and she goes, it's like, you're telling me all of
a sudden, I have to be Muslim right away, and
that's fucked, goes, and he goes, I am the man
here and I can do whatever I want. And she goes,
so how can I trust you, baby, And he says

(01:33:07):
mention again about trusting I'll make a big problem. He
just yep, yep. That's how he goes. And Julia tells
Ron and Mullet. He says. Julia goes, you can't just
show up at my house and not tell me, And
Mullet goes, but this is a happy occasion, and Ron goes,

(01:33:29):
you know, Julia, sometimes it's just fun to have fun,
I mean, and Julia goes, this is my parents' first
time to my house, and Betty has pulled all the
attention to her, and I'm trying not to lose my mind,
which is exactly what happens.

Speaker 2 (01:33:44):
Yeah, and then Betty storms out.

Speaker 1 (01:33:48):
Betty storms out, good, because you need to go to
a hotel, because what are you going to kick the
Russians out of their bedroom?

Speaker 2 (01:33:53):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:33:54):
God, they've been traveling for days. They don't even like
each other. Imagine that airplane ride. Then if what if
Winston was on the floor, it would have been terrible.

Speaker 2 (01:34:05):
I do hope the parents start fighting, because they seem
to be getting along right now, and I need to
see some divorce fighting.

Speaker 1 (01:34:13):
Did you think do you think Julia looks just like
her mom?

Speaker 2 (01:34:17):
I didn't even notice. I don't know why I keep
missing it.

Speaker 1 (01:34:20):
Julia looks so much like her mom. And then she
was doing a talking head where she's done her makeup different,
like it's like lighter or something. She looks so much
like Ingrid's daughter Ava that I had to like, is
Ava on my television? Like? She looks so much like her?
It was wild. I need to take a picture of it,
but we all know I.

Speaker 2 (01:34:36):
Won't have time and Ingrid's not watching.

Speaker 1 (01:34:39):
Oh she's fairly listening. So you guys, this week on
here's what's happening. Okay, cause we've got Monday we had
match Mer Broad comes out and Love After lock Up
came out Tuesday. We've got this show ninety Day Happily.
Ever After Wednesday, we've got Welcome to plaithfill Oh ours,
I've forgotten UK? Do I say ninety day UK? That

(01:35:02):
was Sunday Sunday ninety to UK Sunday, mattchburybab, Love After
lock Up Monday, Tuesdays Today we got Happily ever After
Wednesday we've got we did have the Valley, Thank the Lord.
That's over. So we've got Love Is Blind's UK as
well as Welcome to Platfell. Thursday you'll get Love is

(01:35:22):
Blind Episode five on the Free Feed, and then Friday
you'll get ninety Day Hunt for Love and also a
new show that we're covering that comes out on Thursday
and A and E called Family lock Up that'll be
on the Free Feed and again next week won't be
quite as crazy, but this week as nuts, So just
you know, enjoy it, save it, listen to it later
if you want good little something for your weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:35:43):
Savor the excess amount of content that she has given you.

Speaker 1 (01:35:47):
That's right, that's right, that's right. And you guys are back,
but not with the new episode because Dateline hasn't started
two season yet. Yeah, to be starting to be.

Speaker 2 (01:35:56):
Starting September, probably for what. I don't know. They don't
tell us, you think they tell us.

Speaker 1 (01:36:05):
Also, you guys are going to Crime Con. Kimberly and
Katie are going to be there.

Speaker 2 (01:36:09):
Yeah, we got nominated again for of course you did
the year, which is so nice.

Speaker 1 (01:36:15):
Who are you up against.

Speaker 2 (01:36:17):
A bunch of shows that do good work and actually
are quality programs?

Speaker 1 (01:36:21):
So thank you that bitch, Nancy Grace.

Speaker 2 (01:36:25):
No, that was the first year we were up against
Nancy Grace. Yeah, not last year, not this year. All right,
sorry Nance.

Speaker 1 (01:36:35):
Sorry Nance, we beat you. So you guys, if you're
going to Crime Con, and probably a lot of you are,
go by and swing by Kimberly and Katy's table and
say hello.

Speaker 3 (01:36:45):
Yes, absolutely, I should bring some pink shade stickers to
give out.

Speaker 1 (01:36:52):
Who will have time to get them to you? Will
that have to be my job?

Speaker 2 (01:36:55):
Yeah? Probably, damn it.

Speaker 1 (01:36:57):
You know it's not going to happen, not before next week,
because gonna be gone next week. Oh, we've got two weeks.

Speaker 2 (01:37:02):
Two weeks, two weeks.

Speaker 1 (01:37:03):
Okay, all right, everybody follow Kimberly and Katie and listen
to their podcast. It's called a Date with Dayline. It's
really good. They talk about dateline and please follow me
over there on the Instagram at Pink Shade Pod. And
I've already listed all the shows you've got this week.
I can't do it again, so I hope you're enjoying it.
Love is Blind UK is incredible, as is ninety Day UK.
That you and I are covering all the UK shows

(01:37:24):
are really good right now, firing all cylinders. Okay, that's it.
I'm gonna go make dinner for my family.

Speaker 2 (01:37:31):
Talk you bye, thank you,

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