1026- 90 Day HEA (s9e10) It's a Dog Fight All the Way Home with Matt (Reality Gays)

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Speaker 1 (00:12):
Hey, everybody, welcome to Pink Shade. It is TLC Tuesday,
and guess what, it's the return of Matt Marb Reality Games.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Halla. I don't know why I said that sounded so white.
I was like, hollow, actually gay or white or both both.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Gay and white, which you're both. But listen, I am
you do appear to somebody put baby in the corner.
What's happening with your location?

Speaker 3 (00:40):
I there is can They are building a new apartment
complex across the street. And they are concrete lane concrete today, so,
which I remember doing with my daddy when he built houses.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
It's I loved it.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
When we do concrete days. But it is hard, loud work.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Yeah. Yeah. So they're pouring it and then they're doing
the the scraping where they're making it flat and all that.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Yeah, so it's quite loud. There's trucks that just keep
backing up. Just it's like poodle and a fire station
just backing up to men.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
I knew there was a poodle joke in there somewhere.
I was waiting for it. I was waiting for it.
Oh my god, Jake, he gets no respect.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Well he doesn't really, he doesn't really give it either.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
That's true, we love him. He won't listen. So here's
what's interesting, guys. This is ninety day Chia and Matt
jumped in for Kimberly, who is flying home from crime
Con today. And I got to tell you, so this
is Chia Season nine, episode ten, A Dogfight all the

(01:47):
way Home.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
It's a dogfight all the way home.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Listen? Is that important? It's well, that's the full title, Okay. Apparently,
according to Matt, is from Top Gun.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
And Maverick, not Top Gun, Top Gun Maverick, the new one.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Okay, then my husband would not know because if it
was Top Gun, my husband would know. But he didn't
see the new one too.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
It's great, really, Oh it was a fantastic film.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
It was so much fun.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
He loves the first one.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Yeah, you'll love the second one. See it.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
I'm trying to support Tom Cruise though I know.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
I didn't think about it till after everybody did. But
it's Tom. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
He's a terrible celebrity. But it just feels like, I
don't know who. Do we like him better than Snoop Dogg?
Right now, don't we?

Speaker 2 (02:35):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
I don't know. I don't know, I.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
Don't know, it's hard to I'm just gonna stick to
Lady Gaga.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Yeah, yeah, please Lord, don't let Leeddy geg go forsake us.
Billy Eilish wearing a Billy Elis shirt right now, I
know that's why. That's why you said that. So anyway,
here's the thing. So Matt and I, you know, he
agreed to come on and do this for me. It's
early where he is, and it was so nice and
I was like, okay, great, So I watched the show.

(03:03):
I watched it twice and yeah, sat down this morning
to do my notes and then forgot started doing payroll,
made breakfast for my family, walked the dogs, and I
sat down to record. And remember that I was supposed
to also be taking notes on this show, so I
have none. This will be fun.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
It's gonna be great. And also, y'all, if you're watching it,
I'm not crying. My eyes just started watering like my mother's.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
So you're gonna walk around with that bald up Kleenex
in your house coat all day? Basically, yes, yes, you're
gonna be pulling it right out of your momo.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
My mother had to get surgery to like open up
her tear ducks.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
I can't do that.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
That's not attractive to a forty six year old gay man. Hey, sorry,
I can't go on a date and I gotta go
get my tear ducks expanded.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
My dad has had to do that several times, sept
more than once. I bet four or five times he's
had to have that.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Can we sue our parents for their genetics because I'm
not there?

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Because I don't want to be sued by my children
later in life.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
Oh well, see I'm childless, so yes, that probably makes it. Yeah,
Anna would totally sue you.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
Yeah, well I don't know. I mean, once I get
this genetic testing to find out if this aneurysm thing
is a genetic thing, everybody, I won't be seeing my
parents and then kids are gonna be suing me. Yeah, yeah,
it'll all work out. But let's talk about these people.
So we're gonna start with Kara and Ghieramo.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
Oh a happy story.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
It's so happy. Let me tell you something. I was
so excited for them to bang. Weren't you. Weren't you?

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Like?

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Oh, they're getting into it. They're romantic, they're gonna bang.
They're gonna remember why they love each other. These two
hot people need to be together, so it Germo.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
He was ready for them to bang too. I don't.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
I don't know what can we do to fix their love.
I think they're totally separated.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
Now, right, I think they have to. I mean, she
says at the end of this, like, you know, I
don't want to do it. If he says I'm not
sure if I love someone, which is what he said
at the beginning, which I don't know if I could
ever get over that either, I'll be honest, And then
she said, you're not my person.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
That's rough. That's rough. But god, they're just both so
good looking.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
Matt, they are.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
They are good looking, and but they're gonna find other
good looking people because good looking people find good looking people,
That's true. And nobody's like Paris Hilton and Mary's a
nerd like you're supposed to. That's what I'm trying to
do next, But boy, I don't know if I can.

(05:46):
All right, let's jump into them, shall we. I'm carrying
the show.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Listen again. It's a good thing. I sent you a
gift just because I'm nice and I love to send gifts.
I just sent you a gift. It should arrive today,
Thank god, thank you. Let's pretend it's payment for this
carrying the show. Let's pretend. Yes.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
So they're in this charming bed and breakfast. Do you
like a bed and breakfast or a more of you?
More of a hotel lady.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
I'm a hotel lady. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
I kind of already knew that answer.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
I don't listen. I've been to some bed and breakfast
that are They are lovely, but you're just like, this
is like somebody's room and like, I don't know, it's like,
is it haunted? Like everybody can hear us walking around?
And then you have to have communal breakfast with everybody there.
You don't know those people I don't know.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
Yeah, yeah, I go.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
You know, I love talking to the strangers, So I
like that part.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
Christine Arbery would love that. Jake would hate it.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
But yeah, I feel like they're all haunted. So that's
why I get nervous. Stated a wonderful one. And Galveston
and it's probably haunted because you know, everyone died there
with a fucking hurricane.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
Anyway, Sorry, let's move on.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
I'm sorry. Okay.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
So they're at this spread of breakfast and.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
Germel's mind is on orgasms, as he says, but he
even says, like, you know, he's like, he was saying,
you know, this is so romantic. Maybe I deserve orgasms.
She said, looks and she said you've done well, You've
done very well.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
And he said, which.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
I don't know, he.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
Didn't I think even at flirting, but it sounded so
kind of sad when he said maybe I deserve some
love and I went, oh god, at.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
Least I'm trying.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Yeah. I think it was like, yeah, you treat me
like shit, so you should. You should be commending me
for my effort here.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
Yeah, Kara all, y'all always a businesswoman that don't forget
the song that I wrote. Maybe we should try instead
of saying goodbye and then almost I wish she just
would have looked at the camera and said I wrote
that song.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
But and he's like yeah, and.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
So Kara starts to cry already, not that that's bad,
I mean it's dramatic. Oh, I dropped my I dropped
my napkin for my tears. Okay, anyway, we're just a
we're just so professional this morning.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Do you know that I got I brought this mirror
in here because I had something in my eye right
before we like it. I was like this, and I
was waiting for you to log on and be like
what the fuck? So between the two of us.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
Were like this eclipse has got me okay? All right?
So anyway, so.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
You know, Kara said, she gets emotional. She says, I
miss being married. Being married brings out a different version
of yourself. And I really committed to that vision and
I believed in it. I believe her when she says that, Yeah,
me too. And she misses the rider die energy. And
you know, she said, and I feel like being married.

(08:55):
I feel like it's an effort and sometimes it's not reciprocated.
And so we get into not that all men are bad,
but or because they're not, especially nowadays. But Taale as
old as time is that she thought she was going
to raise a baby more with him and he would
come home with a checkout attitude. Meanwhile she's exhausted postpartum,

(09:19):
like going through all of that. Yeah, and Guerimo, I
want to know, as a woman who has had children,
if you told that to your husband and he looked
at you and said, well, you were going through something
that you didn't communicate to me, what would you say
to him?

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Well, if I'm sitting on the couch crying and flicking
the lights on and off, and the children are upstairs crying,
maybe you should ask me what's going on with you?
Do you know what I mean? Like, maybe you should
take some initiative here and be like, hey, there's a
baby we had together and maybe something ain't right. Can

(09:59):
I help you? Because clearly you're in distress.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
Lady Early, you're in the stress. Okay, that's what I
thought too.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
I thought that was.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
Kind of like a I don't know, we'll talk.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
About unless she was really just going through postpartument and
keeping it down and when he came home, she's like,
happy wife, happy life. Let me put the pot roast
in the of it. Unless she was really thinking it
and didn't tell him she was suffering from postpartum. But
I really don't know how you could fake that for
that long. I think her point is, and many women
go through this is I'm been home with this baby
all day. And in her case, I think she's also

(10:34):
probably working part time and he comes home from working
and is like, well, my work was more important than
your work, and I'm tired and you're like, well, I've
been at home with the baby all day, and that's
also work. And I think that's an age old issue
between men and women, is like, well, I've been working
all day, I'm tired, and like, well, what the fuck
do you think I've been doing in this house all day? Yeah,
eating bond bonds and watching Real Housewives. I mean I

(10:55):
did that too, but also I was taking care of
the baby, you know. Yeah, yeah, I think it's very
very common, very common.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
I do too.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
That's what I actually love about watching their story because
I feel like this is a breakup that's so common
to so many couples, especially in their case.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
So they're so young.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
I mean, Gama's what twenty three, twenty five, she's thirty, Like.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
She's still young, but he was such a baby when
all this happened, and you're so different in your eye.
As we say on reality days, don't don't if you're
in We tell all of our women just just go
to a man who's thirty years old.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
Don't even start in their twenties.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
Yeah, yeah, I think that's right. I mean it does
work for some people. You know. My sister and her
husband have been together since they were high school and
then like my sister in law and brother in law,
they got married like nineteen right first year in college,
and they're all still together and sometimes it does work out,
but more often than not, especially people that are now

(11:55):
currently thirty and twenty five, it's a different world. And
I think you, like, maybe it just should lock this down,
like you feel like, oh hey, and I think Garmo again,
like you said, he's going to do just fine, and
so is she. And I hope she's not dating that DJ.
That'll really upset me.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
She's apparently dating the DJ.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
Well remember he says, there was the DJ oh that
you dated a.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
Long time ago.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
No, I don't think she fucked this guy in like
twenty fifteen.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
I understand, But the fact that she purposely chose the
one girl's night it's going to be but Chada Knight,
which I get it because that's what she likes. But
it's the night that he's DJing and then they're going
to the after party at his house and stuff. I
don't like that either.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
I mean, I can understand.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
I guess it's I wonder though, I feel like they
live in a small town though, so like, how many
Butchada Knights like, is.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
There if that's your you know, I don't know, Yeah,
I don't mind. Mike keeps on fucking up. Sorry, I'm
going to try to fix it. Keep talking.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
No, it's great, We're we're everything's going smooth over here,
pink shade this Monday morning.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
Everything is great, everything's fine, everything's set like it's supposed
to be, and everything's cool. Everything's fine. It just it
keeps saying your mic is unpluged, and I'm like, no,
it's not. So I gotta quit moving it. So I'm
just gonna go. I'm just gonna I'm gonna record like this.
This won't be awkward.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
Go ahead, She's kinna okay, I'll keep going. So Mary
Payne's not being held up, I promise. So so yes,
he so she is, you know, well, gear she said,
I felt like I was drowning, which GAMEA counters and said,
but you started going like what you were saying, you
were going out and doing these girl things, Kara said

(13:39):
on there kind of in the moment interview, she said,
I scheduled a mom's night.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
Out once a month. Yeah, that was it.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
It wasn't once a week, and just to do something,
and we would do it on Pachada night because we
liked going to Pachada. So I don't know, I'm a
little like I'm not really team anybody because I think
these both are just when we were young, kind.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
Of the Nadelle song kind of situation.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
But but I do feel like I don't know if
it's a cultural thing or whatever, but like Germo just
reminds me of like a bull singing red, like he
can't he can't parse out what she's saying because I
don't think Kara cheated.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
I don't think she cheated either, but I do think
she's like, Okay, I'm going to be Chada and I
I did that on purpose, and I'm going to go
hang out with this guy that used to be in
love with me, And so that feels good to have
somebody like think I'm young and hot and want to
give me attention and support me and true.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
And I wonder if as it went along more and
he was giving her less and less, she did get
more like flirty just because she was like, fuck him,
I'm not getting anything at home.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
It's interesting She's like, did you have sex with anybody
else while we were married? He's like no, but why
does she think that? You know, I feel like that's
gonna come out.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
What if he did?

Speaker 1 (14:57):
What if he did? And he's like, I thought we
weren't going to say this on camera.

Speaker 3 (14:59):
Yeah, be Jake thinks And I kind of agree with
this that she did this season of Hey for Housewives
do so she could break up with him publicly.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
Because I think maybe they were already.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
Kind of broken up on the outs, but she was like,
I'm gonna get eviscerated online. People need to see what
I'm going through.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
Yeah, And I think that that whole thing was like
you know what, I think I'm gonna join the Air
Force and she's like what the fuck? Like she's like,
you don't even know what that means, Like you're gonna
be stationed far away and that me and the baby
have to move, and like you got to really you
know what I mean? Like he kind of is like
I have friends like this to be like, you know what,
I think I think I'm gonna I think I'm gonna
move to Spain And you're like really, when I don't know,

(15:35):
She's want to be cool. I looked into it, but
they're not gonna do it. And it's and you're always like, Okay,
now I've learned that you just say these things, you're
never actually gonna do them. And maybe he's like that,
I think I'll go to the Air Force. She's like, no,
you're fucking not. You say this stuff you got to do?

Speaker 3 (15:50):
Does that all he doesn't really get. But again, I
don't mean he's an excuse. He's twenty fucking five years old.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
That's what I do.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
When you're twenty five, you're like squirrel, squirrel, squirrel dick.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
No, not not in his case, but I mean, well, no,
it'd be it'd be a good day for the gays
if he did.

Speaker 3 (16:09):
I expected when Kara had a baby that she would
just like become a housewife and stop performing and like
doing all of her stuff.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
I don't know what he thought. Maybe he just thought maybe,
and you know again a lot of times and I think,
like with Lauren and Alexi, we see this like they
agreed that Lauren would be the stay at home and
they would have these kids very quickly and whatever, and
then when she really wanted to be like, hey, actually
I need something else in my life. I do want
to and he's like, well, that's not what we agreed on,
you know, and it could be that once you once

(16:39):
you stay at home with kids for a while, you're like, actually,
I do need to see adults during the day, and
you coming home at six o'clock, ain't it like, well.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
A marital agreements aren't in concrete, they're always able to
be negotiated.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
Yeah, I mean, Dave and I agreed on all that,
and then after a little while, I was like, I
might need to talk to some adults during the day.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
As wonderful as these children are.

Speaker 3 (17:02):
They were very cute. They still are anyway, So it y'all,
it devolves after this. So basically is that.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
The right way?

Speaker 2 (17:12):
Yeah, I was good job, Oklahoma.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
Education sometimes evolves, the devolves, yes, And so she so
I do think this is about Kara, they both just
because Garmo says, what, at some point, you just don't
want to be around me, So he's taking this so personal.
So I think it's one of these things like they're
the perfect example of.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
Uh, well, i'll talk about this later actually.

Speaker 3 (17:37):
And because then she's he says, or she says, what's
obvious you don't trust me? And he said, no, I don't,
and she's like, what have I done not for you
to not trust me. And he's like, well, you were
talking on the phone with someone I didn't know, and
then you held the phone even the way he talks
about it, you were jugging a a loan.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
That's just I mean, how so young they are.

Speaker 3 (17:55):
And it's like almost if it's like a brother and
sister fighting sometimes but they he said, and then he's like,
and then you come over and then you get uncomfortable,
and she's like girl.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
She doesn't like girl. That'd be hilarious. She's like girl,
but girl, she says.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
She said, basically, look, I'm I was just on the
literally on the internet. Something made me laugh and he
was like, what she's like. I saw this clip of
this Pink Shape pod where Matt said, I'm in Turky,
I'm in Juky, I got no colfriend, no man, and
I'm in jucking.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
My husband's gimming.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
When I tell you, I showed that to Dave last night,
the cloak that up in the reel that I've put
together from ninety dight, I said, I showed it to
Dave and I started crying, laughing, and he was laughing
just because I was like, he didn't.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
Get it you didn't get it off.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
And then we were watching House Hunters as we did
before bed, and I go, I kept going, trying to
I was trying to on Discovery Plus find her in
the coffee shop to show him why it was funny,
and you got going, can you put that down? I'm
trying what ellse are they gonna pick? I go? And
I showed it to him and she's like, you know,
walk her through the streets all mad, like you're in

(19:14):
the game, and oh my god. I was like, this
is why it's funny. He goes, Matt does it better?
I go, Matt, does it better than the girl that
did it? That's right.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
Jake does it pretty good too.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
Oh my god, that shit is so funny. I tell you,
I showed it today, but I was crying laughing. He goes,
he was just laughing. He goes, Matt does it better.
That's funny.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
I'm gonna miss her, okay.

Speaker 3 (19:35):
So anyway, she's you know, she's like dude on the internet,
and she said, well, since that's where she asked him,
how do you fucked anybody else?

Speaker 2 (19:44):
He says, no, do you believe him? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
Because I'm like, why would you ask that if you didn't,
unless it's calculated, why would you ask that, Like if
she did it to throw some shade off of her,
we'll see, we'll see, see.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
I don't know, i'd get Jerry out on that. I
don't know.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
Anyway, Well, well it comes out.

Speaker 3 (20:03):
Kara says she thinks her mom, her mom saw Guillermo
like come in the house one day and he acted
weird and he ran to the shower, right, and that's
when the mom thinks he cheated. I think he was
high because I think when we saw Guillermo with that
building that hammock hammock, I think he was higher than
a kite. So maybe he was like high or inebriated,

(20:26):
and that's weird coming home to you live with your
mother in law.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
So but I don't know, maybe he was cheating. I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
Well, if he had to come in and was like,
oh hi, I didn't know you were here and like
jumped in the shower, I think that's a little sus.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
I mean.

Speaker 3 (20:41):
That that's what raised my red flag with my ex
and well, bingo bingo, So well we did we got
rid of him. But anyway, I wish him the best
because I'm happier than a pig and shit was, And
but Kara Guermo isn't because she looks right at him
and says, I think not my person doesn't mean I

(21:01):
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different versions of how we got here.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
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Speaker 2 (23:03):
Sent you.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
Okay, let's uh, let's move on to Darcy and Georgie.
And normally I take notes on this, but because I
fucked up, I don't, which is great because this means
I get to listen to you do, Darcy and Georgie. Great.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
I feel floating. I feel floating.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
Look, she was trying, she was trying so hard to
push that out.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
I'm pregnant. Am I pregnant?

Speaker 1 (23:28):
Do you like it? You like your pregnant baby? She's
had so many she couldn't even push it out. She
couldn't even push her stomach out to look bloated. I said, listen,
I'm like, is that what a dummy tuck does? You
can't even push it out? Do I need one? Because
I could push it out and definitely look like solid
three pregger.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
So she's I'm pregnant with a hot flash Darcy, and
so this is actually And then they talk about just
Georgia like how many dots and you boop? And I'm like, okay,
this is where Mary Payne Roser stops signed. She's like,
I don't want to hear this.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
I I've just got I got it ready for today.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
I'm glad it's not on me.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
I don't like to hear about people's pooping. And that
conversation went on for a few beats too long ago.

Speaker 3 (24:22):
That's why I'm not gonna I'm not going to retread
the whole thing, but let's just say it was talked about.
Now they do this funny there were Darius. He says, well,
do you know what tomorrow is?

Speaker 2 (24:33):
And Georgia goes, well, it's tomorrow. She's like, you know,
do you know?

Speaker 3 (24:37):
She's like, what, let's say it one, two, three, he says,
Friday anniversary, which this is cute. This is kind of like,
I'm not crying over it. This is like flirty cute
to them, and it was.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
It was cute. They had this whole scene with them,
was cute. Nobody nobody acted a fool.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
It was good.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
No, And then her parents, his parents came in the
way every parent should enter a room with a wine bottle,
an empty wine glass.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
That's saying, hey, that was cute, right. Do you think
they're horrified by her plastic surgery journey? Yes? I think
they are too. I think they're like, we've never seen
anything like this in her lives.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
I think, yeah, I don't think they Yeah, I don't
think they know what to do with her.

Speaker 3 (25:19):
But I think Georgie beats a different bulgarian drum yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
Than most people.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
So I don't know if they're surprised, but I do
think it's a lot for them, Like especially when they
went out wolf or hog hunting and she's wearing that
outfit and the dad really was like, oh, this bitch
is for real real?

Speaker 1 (25:39):
Yes, is she's bringing a handbag to go.

Speaker 3 (25:43):
Bore hand back and a messenger back. I think the
messenger back was just.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
Lip glosses alone. It's yeah, And he's like, she's in
a fur coat, she's in shoes that she didn't tie.

Speaker 3 (25:56):
Don't you think Darcy is always a woman? And Stacy,
I think this said something about a woman. I'm not
saying it's bad or not, but you know how you
have those girlfriends that no matter where you go, whether
it's the country club or whether it's Target or whatever,
they always have a complicated lipstick process.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
You mean it's like it's like a three step.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
It's like a three step thing.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
Yeah, it's a three step We're.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
At our children's baseball game right summer.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
Yeah, you know, I think back in my day, I
did also have a three step. I would do the
liner and then the lipstick and then the gloss. But
now I just have this one. I l I A.
I think it's ilia and it's just a It's like
a crayon. You put it on, do stays all day?

Speaker 2 (26:43):
They should sponsor pink shade.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
They should. And then every so often I put on
like A, you know this, I gave you this one.
I love that lip Yeah, I just put it right
on top, and then I call it a day, use
it every night. Yeah, what's this called we get? It's
not a sponsor. It's okay. I like the little app.
You know what. It's that they didn't pay money. I'm
gonna stop talking about them.

Speaker 3 (27:03):
Yes, so they're gonna go to dig Stara Zagora and
see this beautiful old place.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
And Roman ruins. She kept saying.

Speaker 3 (27:15):
Yes, and uh, you know, she's like trying to get frisky,
little horny, horny little son, and I went, eh, I don't
want to think about horny sons.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
I don't. I think she was trying to say Horney,
little son of a bitch, but then was like, oh,
I can't say son of a bitch.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
I can't say that.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
So and Tarzi's like, and I really I love this
trip so wonderful.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
Welcome to their home.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
It's like I love the simple things, you know, like Poopy.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
I love the simple things. And I came with five suitcases.

Speaker 3 (27:49):
And I came with five suitcases. So so anyway, they
they are. Mom says, you know, we're so happy that
you hear, and we hope that you feel at home,
and the mother even says, I'm surprised Darcy didn't have
more reaction because the mother says, I love you like
my own child. We know tomorrow is your wedding anniversary,

(28:11):
and we wanted to organize a party, and Darcy just
kind of goes, yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
Here's why Georgie is not fully translating anymore, because he
knows that if he fully translates, sensor right, whoop toop
over the edge. So he just says, oh, my mom says,
you know, she welcomes you like her own and your
family now and we're gonna have a party. He just
because you noticed she talks for a long time, and
he says two sentences, Darcy talks for a long time,

(28:37):
and he says, Darcy says thank you, like he does
not because he doesn't want he doesn't want them breaking
out that translation app again and everybody grind and her
face melting, and then Mom's like, what are we doing
at dinner?

Speaker 3 (28:49):
You know all you thinks Darcy's gonna learn Turkish?

Speaker 1 (28:53):
Well he's Bulgarian. Oh sorry, I forget.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
I was thinking of Florian.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
What are they speaking? Bulgaria, Russian? I don't know Bulgarian.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
I'm from Oklahoma.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
Where do they speak in Albania? Yeah, Albanian?

Speaker 2 (29:06):
Are these right? Are you just guessing? No?

Speaker 1 (29:08):
I don't know. Okay, Well I never know anything like this.
I never know anything like this.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
Do the Bulgarian bunkies you can let us know.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
Yeah, all the Bulgarian listeners let me know. Now here's
the thing. Every so often we'll be like, you know,
for mash Me Abroad, somebody wrote me and said, my
boyfriend is from Singapore and here's what he has to
say about what Dolly's doing on mash Me Abroad. I'm like, Wow,
I'm really learning things.

Speaker 3 (29:34):
I love stuff like that. I got to say I've
learned so much about the world because of TLC.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Me too.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
It's maybe want to travel the world more.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
And when people say things about visas and stuff. I go, well, me,
I know, I know this.

Speaker 3 (29:48):
I never thought I would want to go to Bulgaria.
I totally want to go to Bulgaria.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
Now or just isn't it like? And where what's the
blonde one? She went with that?

Speaker 3 (29:57):
The guy who wanted to be the eighties childhood sitcoms star.
She was a blond woman who was Russian who lived
in Florida. We met her on the boat the Dancer.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
Okay, yes, I'm with you.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
Like wherever she went that was beautiful.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
Bojo Bojo and Croatia.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
I never knew I wanted to go to Croatia.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
Olivia Plats. Just went to Croatia and was like, it
was never on my bucket list. But now I can't
like wait to go. But everybody that does the Croatia
talks about how gorgeous.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
It is and it's the dick Riviera.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
Okay, well it's a whole swath. It's just like just
pork loins all around. I mean, can we go back
to Darcy and Georgia anyway?

Speaker 2 (30:43):
So Darcy does it. That's so beautiful and so she said,
tell them thank you.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
So they're leaving. She has on on in her.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
White coat with this.

Speaker 3 (30:52):
I guess she's decided to wear a headscarf now because
I guess it's kind of raining or whatever. She does
her wet dog impression. The parent look at Georgie like
the fuck.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
But well, it's just like when they were going boar
hunting and she was like wow, and he's the dad's like.

Speaker 3 (31:11):
Yeah, I do think Darcy is gonna be good. She's
gonna be a good grandmother. I think she'll be good
with kids, little kids.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
That's a great point, right, don't you think. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
good point. Now.

Speaker 3 (31:21):
I don't think she's gonna want to be called grandma. No, no, no,
she's gonna be very specific about that. No, no, no, just
callr Darcy.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
Just call her Darcy. I would love to be called grandma.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
Well, but my grandkids can call you grandma.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
Okay, they're not calling you grandma.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
No no, no, no, no, oh okay. Both of my sisters
have grandkids, you know they do.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
My one sister has three, and my other sister has two. Interestingly,
my one sister has has four kids but has two grandchildren.
And then my other sister has two kids but has
three grandchildren because her daughter just had the second Bibi, Oh,
it's a lot.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
Well, let's hope John doesn't get a girl pregnant.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
In college and waits, oh my god, stop stop it,
stop it. Okay, we've we've talked about that, I know. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:25):
So they so they leave the parents and then they
they go they're they're on the way there, and George
is like, I was started for some time, and dog,
She's like, yeah, there's a lot of sexual energy around there.
I feel it on my bones. And she's so horny
all the time, all the time. And he's like, oh,
do you and she's like, yeah, well dirty. He's like,

(32:48):
oh see how dirty you can get.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
She's like, I'll get down and dirty.

Speaker 4 (32:53):
Love.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
Is this what she talks about his kebab being juicy?

Speaker 3 (32:57):
Yeah, she says, I'm ready for that big fat juicy effect, Bob.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
And he goes okay because he was like, talk dirty
to me, and she's like, I'll do it. I'll do
it right now.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
This is why I love Darcy because she's a dick
pig y'all she is. We love this for her.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
So they get to the hotel.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
He's gonna go get better wine because he makes a
Darcy makes a face drinking the wine that I've seen
Mary pain make a face and send it back.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
First of all, you've never seen me send wine back
in my life. You take that back. I've never sent anything,
but I have seen you make a face. Oh yeah,
if it's bad, it's bad.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
You gotta And it was a TLC sponsored wine.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
I'm not saying that that.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
No, no, no, no no.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
Because we love those wines so good.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
Please send us some more cookie.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
And so.

Speaker 3 (33:51):
Anyway, he goes to get wine and Darcy calls her
sister and she's like hey, stays hey, Dars and she's like, well,
everything's good. I've been bonding with his family and we
went to this castle and YadA, YadA, you know, and
not every moment it's great. She's like, I've had to
vent and get some stuff out, but we're making a
little progress. And Stacy, always the ever, ever supportive sister,

(34:16):
since well, you've just both been really up and down.
I mean, two engagements, then you're not engaged. Then he
never wants to take account of the bitity for his actions.
And Darcy's just sitting there kind of blinking, just going
mm hmmm mm hmm. And she says, I wish I
was there for you, and y'all don't think it was
a surprise.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
It was planned all along.

Speaker 3 (34:35):
I'm sure, absolutely absolutely, because they know we love nothing
better than Darcy and Stacy together.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
I know we love the four that give us Darcy
and Stacey season five.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
Why don't we have a show?

Speaker 2 (34:48):
Just give us the show, just give it, give it
to us.

Speaker 3 (34:52):
I don't need any more of these fucking virgin shows TLC.
I just want to see Darcy and Stacy season five.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
Everybody does. I don't know what the problem is. They
are having them on these other shows, so they're not
like Angela. They haven't been kicked off. And I think
they could have them on both.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
Do both, do it all, do it all all?

Speaker 3 (35:13):
So anyway, so, so Stacy's coming. Darcy asked her to
be there. She's like, be an honor to have you here,
and so so Darcy Stacy doesn't know, and Darcy says,
I'll pay for your luggage, and for Darcy and Stacy,
that's like a thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
Yeah, because it's gonna you're gonna go over that fifty
pounds and it's gonna be minimum three bags.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (35:35):
So so anyway, so She's like, why not, We're gonna
do it, do it big?

Speaker 1 (35:40):
Eh.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
It's so anyway, the next day, Darcy and Georgie are
walking through these ruins castle again looks really cool, and
they're sitting there and they're having this.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
Pastry that looks so freaking delicious. I didn't notice it.

Speaker 3 (35:54):
Oh it's like all crumbly and lightened. I always appreciate
when worre You was eating it, when hot people eat
fattening things, because I'm like, they're real people too. But anyway,
so they were kind of talking about the trip and
he's like, this is really great to be here together,
and Darcy says, well, I asked Stacy to come to

(36:15):
Bulgaria because it's a pivotal moment and I needed support.
And she also says, you know, I need to see
if he's being avoidant.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
Georgie is like.

Speaker 3 (36:27):
Sure, sure, and she's like, we got twin tuition and
he's like sure. So he's like, they're part of our family?

Speaker 1 (36:35):
Why why not?

Speaker 2 (36:35):
Why not?

Speaker 1 (36:36):
And what do you think the parents are going to
think about that situation? They're gonna be like.

Speaker 2 (36:41):
Whoa, Well, maybe Florian can explain it to.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
Them, does Florian who is from Albania speak Bulgarian? We
don't think, so.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
We really need to work on our languages. Let's move on.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
Do you know what I still have? I still have
this thing they sent me from the translator.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
Oh, I have that somewhere too.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
What was that show called Lost in Translation?

Speaker 2 (37:03):
Lost in Translation?

Speaker 1 (37:04):
Yeah, yeah, I've got that. Yeah that's the case, I
go somewhere? Yeah was it? I didn't want to. Hey, Siri,
what language do they speak in Bulgaria? A Bulgarian? See?

Speaker 2 (37:17):
I was right, Hey Siri, what language do they speak
in Albania? Albanian?

Speaker 1 (37:25):
May pain?

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Speaker 2 (38:56):
Now, all right, who's next?

Speaker 1 (39:01):
Who's next? Brandon and Julia and we're very happy for them.
They're currently with child and that's wow. She looks very
pregnant in the picture.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
I think they waited a long time to announce it. Yeah,
don't you think.

Speaker 3 (39:16):
Also, though, I bet Julia did what a lot of
my girlfriends did, not a lot, but some of them
did on their first pregnancy, where she just ate everything
that she could possibly eat.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
Well, sometimes you can't help it. And Dave and I
still talk about this and Anna is twenty two. When
I was pregnant with Anna, and we both go to
work all day and come home. And he came home
one night and it was, you know, maybe like nine
o'clock or whatever. I'd already had dinner, whatnot. He had
a work thing and he comes home and he goes, oh, man,

(39:48):
all day, I've been thinking about those. You know, they
had those like Klondike bars and they've got like the
crunchy on the outside, like almonds with their ice cream,
and they coming out like a four pack. He's like, oh,
all day, I've been thinking about that. And I was like,
and he goes, well, there was two left to go yeah,
I hate them. He's like, you ate both of them.

(40:09):
I was like, I couldn't help pay the baby wanted it.
It's just I just because I literally have been thinking
about it all day. I go, well, guess what I
was too, and then I ate one and it wasn't enough,
so I had to have to. Don't body shave me.
He's like, okay, okay, fatty, but no, he didn't say that,
but it sometimes you really can't help it, Like you
pass the McDonald's and you have to you turn in

(40:30):
the middle of the road to go and get a
vanilla shake. Just speaking from my own experience, like you
can't help it sometimes, and then you get so full
towards the end that you can't eat anything because there's
no space in there for your stomach. Everything gets smushed.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
You just have heartburn.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
You used to have heartburn because everything just stays up
and nothing will go down. So it's kind of like
being on Manjarro. Actually know that I think.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
About it, Mandaro. It's pregnancy without the baby. That's how
they should do it.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
Similar feeling, similar feeling.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
So now now there's lawn people out there, can you
hear it?

Speaker 1 (41:10):
No? Okay? Good lord, we're.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
Just trying to do a podcast.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
So Brandon and Julia and they are going they're going
to Betty and Ron's farm and Betty's like, hey, do
you feel better?

Speaker 2 (41:26):
Julie's like yeah, do you feel better?

Speaker 1 (41:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (41:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:31):
So they're both here and they're going to be better
and Julia or not because it's Betty and you know,
Julie said, yeah, we're good because we came with permission.
And then we're gonna go to Miami soon and so
I don't wanttention there. So we're working it out and
we're bearing the hatchet. Julia doesn't understand that phrase. She's like,
very hatchet, you bury each other. She was very confused

(41:53):
by it. I asked, a, I what on Jacini's pod
what the equivalent of this would be in Russian and
Bury the war acts?

Speaker 1 (42:04):
But what does it even mean? What's the origin story
of bury the hatchet?

Speaker 2 (42:10):
Why didn't ask that?

Speaker 3 (42:12):
Well, I'm going to find out right, I didn't ask that.
But yes, I feel like maybe maybe it's a logging term,
like maybe it's a law, like when they would do
log fights, like on Seven Brides for Seven Brothers and
they would throw the.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
Little log axes.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
And no you're wrong. Oh, okay, okay. It's an idiom
used to mean stop fighting, to hold to stop holding
a grudge, and become friendly again. And it comes from
a custom of the indigenous peoples of the Americas. Oh,
the chiefs would bury their war hatchets in the ground
as a symbol, as a symbolic act to show they

(42:52):
were putting an end to the conflict and making a
commitment to peace. Well, I love that, Yes, yes, that's
what it means. You know. We also because on UK
they would say so much, throw a throw a spanner
in the works, Throw a spanner in the works. It
also was the same as throw a wrench in the plan,

(43:15):
and so we had to look that up too, and
it was from some dom. Yeah, throwing a wrench, which
is the same thing as a spanner down oil well
and messing the whole oil well up so you can't
get oil out anymore because there's a wrench thrown down there.
Throw a spanner in the works, you guys again, TLC

(43:35):
teaching us if ever, and now depending if you're ever
in Russia, you can say, guys, can we just bury
the war acts? Right? And I'm sure they'll know what
it means when the indigenous peoples of the Americas.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
Well, I mean, no Russians say that. They say bury
the war acts.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
No, I don't think they say that.

Speaker 2 (43:54):
That's what Ai said.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
No, Ai said, hatchet is the same word war as
they didn't say that. They make that and they don't. Maybe,
by the way, Brandon didn't know what building was what
in DC, so he definitely doesn't know where that phrase
came from.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
Russian bunkies, come at us, let us know what is.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
What? Well, you never know, you never know, so.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
Okay, So anyway, they're going to feed the animals, and
Julie's like, I would never live it on a farm.
I actually kind of think she would love it, because
she loves animals so much. But not Betting and Ron's farm.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
Not that Swinger farm.

Speaker 3 (44:32):
No, no, not the Swinger farm. And so anyway, Ron
is teaching her mother how to feed the animals, and
the mother's freaked out by stepping on soft things. Later on,
they're having some good old again. It always hurts me. Now,

(44:54):
pizza is a little different. Pizza is a wonderful food,
and I love a hot dog too, But I'm like,
do people come here from Europe and just oh god,
American food is trash.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
Yeah, of course they do.

Speaker 3 (45:03):
Okay, they they're like Marco and that pizza with what's
her name?

Speaker 1 (45:09):
Yes, that's ridiculous. Scene about the pineapp. If she's gonna
order pizza for him, she orders Hawaiian pizza. Stupid in Europe.
Go ahead.

Speaker 3 (45:17):
So Julia's dad is obsessed with hot sauce and I
don't want to be around him two hours from now.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
That's so funny. She's like my dad was. She's like,
we have hot sauce in Russia, but he's never seen it.
So he should go on that show where they make
you eat the things with.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
The hot ones, or if they came out to La.
I'm gonna tell he if they ever come out to La.
There's literally just a hot sauce store at.

Speaker 2 (45:37):
The Farmer's Market. It's a great store.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
Great, y'all go.

Speaker 3 (45:41):
To the Farmer's Market if you're ever in Los Angeles.
It's one of my favorite places.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
Have you ever been not in Los Angeles, but I've
been to Farmers' markets?

Speaker 2 (45:49):
No, it's like it's the original La. It's at the grove.

Speaker 3 (45:53):
Oh wow, okay, well I'll have to take you next
time you're in La Okay, well, well that by CBS Studios.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
Where we might be going for the other thing. Yeah, okay,
all right.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
I just made a plan. I just made it.

Speaker 3 (46:05):
Not itinerary, okay, okay, so there's actually a really good
French place.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
Not the point I think I'm hungry. I need to
I'm hungry. I was just thinking how hungry I was.

Speaker 2 (46:16):
Go ahead, I know. So okay.

Speaker 3 (46:19):
So anyway, he's trying hot sauce, and so Betty's like, so, Julia,
what are you want the wedding to be like? And
She's like, I wanted to be small and simple at
the beach. And Betty's like, well, if that's your dream, Betty,
stay the fuck out of this, honey, And.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
She's the worst is this? What is this? When Ron goes, oh, well,
she's got list of things. You already had the wedding.
I already had the church wedding.

Speaker 3 (46:47):
She already did that wedding. And Julie's like, I don't
want a big wedding. And she's like, well, let's just
make sure there's no drama. And Julie's like, no drama
in Miami, and she's like, do you have a backup
plan though, a backup plan, and that's the that's the
phrase to drink too. She was like, no, no, we're
going to the beach.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
We're doing this and she.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
Says okay, and Julia says, this is how we deal
Betty and I forgive and forget and we never talked deeper.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
Okay, Well that may just be your life with.

Speaker 3 (47:17):
That healthy and so uh. Even Ron is like, this
isn't a recipe for success. So they're packing for Miami.
Juliet later on, Juliet takes off its three and says,
we're not married anything.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
I thought this is cute.

Speaker 3 (47:31):
She's like, we're not married anymore. We're getting married again.
And he's like okay.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
And so they go to leave.

Speaker 3 (47:39):
And we're paying. We have not sat yet. We got
to sit if we remember if we're in again. Something
else we've learned from TLC.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
Someone else did this. Who was it?

Speaker 2 (47:53):
No, it was.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
Somebody else did this where they had to sit before
they leave, and I remember going Olga and Steve. Maybe
it was Olgast, but it was somebody else that was
Was it Natalie and Mike?

Speaker 3 (48:09):
Maybe it was Natalie and Mike. It wasn't the littlest
clan member.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
Was it?

Speaker 3 (48:13):
That's what we call her. Remember the little person who
was from Russia who got canceled after that?

Speaker 1 (48:19):
Oh yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, it wasn't yeah, yeah,
no no, I forgot No, it wasn't her. It was
I can't remember who it was, but it was somebody
was like, before you leave, you have to sit. I
feel like it was a guy, a man, but there.
We haven't had any male contestants from Russia. Boy anyway,
if somebody can remember, but it's definitely I've seen it before,
and it would have only been on this show because this.

Speaker 3 (48:40):
Is the show walk again, so you know, if you
ever have Russian guests, you better plan to sit.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
Just looked this up.

Speaker 3 (48:45):
This is like a folklore thing of like you don't
want the evil spirit at least it started. You don't
want the spirits to come with you. You want to confuse
the spirits and they think, oh they're sitting down now,
I saw them. Basically, it's like basically if you have
a dog or a cat, it's like right jacking. They're
freaking out and then you sit down like nothing's wrong,
and then you just kind of sneak out.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
Yeah, if our dogs see a suitcase come up or
down the stairs, it's two full days of panic and sweat.
And so now I just leave my suitcase in my bedroom.
I'm like, it's just open all the time. So they
don't know things are going in, things are going out.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
They don't know. Uh, they've not gotten used to going
to the beach house. Hit.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
No, they like to go to the beach house.

Speaker 3 (49:25):
But it's the it's the But have they not gotten
used to the because didn't?

Speaker 1 (49:30):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (49:30):
Ginger a Violet that doesn't like to drive.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
Ginger just has an anxact idea about everything. And she
used to just sit for the whole six hours and
face the back of the seat and shake for six hours.
She wouldn't look towards the front. She's face the back
of the seat. And she medicated sitting. Yes, so she
takes she takes Reconcile, which is like Zach every night.

(49:54):
And then before we go on a cartriup, now we
give we give Ginger a full trisodome, like she's a
two hundred pound man, she's sixteen pounds. You're for a
full transidente and we give Violet a half. And then
now we give them something else called Heavenly Hounds, which
calms them sort of in the moment it wears off,
but somebody on the ferry then.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
They just go to sleep.

Speaker 1 (50:15):
Yeah, so then they just zuonk out for the car.
They get out, and they get excited when it's time
to go peepe and walk around, but then they go
right back to sleep and they get in the car.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
That's great. I'm glad we.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
Were getting on the ferry as a fucking nightmare. Glad
we worked out a solution. Well, let me just just
Ginger needs to be put down like a hippo. She's
she just likes I know. Okay.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
So anyway, so y'all they arrived.

Speaker 3 (50:44):
In Miami and Julius feeling great and she's like, this
is going to be like Baywatch and Brandon goes they
filmed that in California, and Julia is gutted.

Speaker 2 (50:58):
Just she was shocked. This is what she didn't have
to tell her.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
He did not have to tell her.

Speaker 3 (51:03):
The well, yeah, this is what she came to Miami for. Now,
it's rude. Well, so they walk in, they're looking at
the place and tomorrow's ceremony and you know, first thing
as soon as Betting Raun show.

Speaker 2 (51:17):
Literally her head's out out the car and she's like.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
I'm worried about the weather that's gonna range tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (51:24):
She worried about her hair poofing up. You think.

Speaker 3 (51:28):
That woman's curly hair. Now, look, I have curls, but
the amount of Beyonce's sacred hair oil I would have
to put on my hair to get it to not
It would work, but it would be so much just
to get it noted.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
Your frizz.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
Yeah no, she Now, First of all, she's not worried.
As if there's a list of four hundred things through
her hair, my mine would be a top three. Her
would be bottom four hundred. She does not care.

Speaker 2 (51:55):
I don't think she's worried about the.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
Curl or the collar or this or the cut.

Speaker 3 (52:02):
Cut again, she's going to a fantastic Sam's or Ron's
doing this the farm.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
Ron is completely cutting her hair.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
Yeah, I think so too, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:12):
I think so too. So she would look ten years shunder.
You know what, we don't we can't fix it?

Speaker 2 (52:19):
Oh can't.

Speaker 3 (52:20):
We didn't cause it, we didn't cure it, and we
can't fix it. Or maybe that's aa same thing. So anyway,
so she's like, so you've got no backup plants and
she's like no, and it's gonna be fine. And she
was like, well, Betty's like, what, maybe have it under
some shelter. And she's like, if you have a wedding,
you can do that. And even Brandon says, Mom, let

(52:42):
her do her thing.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
Listen, I'm not saying Betty's wrong. Betty's right. There should
be a backup planet in case it rains, but just
let her make this mistake. Let her make the mistakes.
Just leave it.

Speaker 3 (52:55):
That is so filled with anxiety. She does the thing
that she's like, fine, I washed my hands of it.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
Don't say I didn't.

Speaker 2 (53:02):
Don't.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
I won't say I told.

Speaker 2 (53:04):
You so anyway.

Speaker 3 (53:09):
Uh so, yeah, Julia is like, no, she already did
the first wedding.

Speaker 2 (53:12):
Shut up.

Speaker 3 (53:13):
So later on Julia is going out by the pool,
the pool with her just her mom and her dad.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
It's so loud. Why am I leaning into the microphone
like that's gonna make me hear it better? My headphones
are in my ears. I'm an idiot lean into the
microphone as of me talking, how long have I been
doing this? No, I don't hear.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
Tell me you're here. God. Yeah, we're just trying to
do our jobs. Here.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
NAT's tarting to do his job and my job.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
I don't mind. I'm getting a gift today.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
I'm getting a gift. Kay.

Speaker 3 (53:50):
So anyway, Julia have the pool with her family and
our pool. I can't say very well, do you say
pool or do you say pool?

Speaker 1 (53:58):
Pool?

Speaker 2 (54:00):
Pool?

Speaker 1 (54:00):
Pool? The swimming pool.

Speaker 3 (54:02):
See, Jake makes fun of me because he's like swimming
pool and I'm like, well, this looks like that.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
What said? Thank you? I'm going to the swimming pool pool.

Speaker 2 (54:12):
I'd like a piece of pie.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
What are you doing, Jane, swimming pool?

Speaker 2 (54:19):
Embrace your roots?

Speaker 1 (54:21):
Come on?

Speaker 3 (54:22):
And you know, it's so funny. He's worked so hard
on his accent. If you hear his parents, oh my
god they have. Mom was like, hey, Maya, this is
this is mutter poodle and like it's crazy. He really yeah,
sounds like my my parents. Well not my daddy's dead,

(54:43):
but you know before so anyway, all right, so so
I'm just gonna get to it, Okay, This to me
is classic Julia to be like, hey, so I want
you to move to the US. I've been fighting with
my husband about this for like seven months now, and
the parents are like, squeezee, baking powder. You never brought
this up to us, don't you think you creates so

(55:05):
much in her mind.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
She's like, so you're gonna move here, and you're gonna
move in with us to our one bedroom apartment. What
could go wrong? It's gonna be fine. And they're like, uh,
we go Russia, We go Russia.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
It's a totally different in life. Can you blame him?

Speaker 1 (55:22):
These are they're elders, they don't want to learning language,
can bring his war on a plane. I mean, States
for a long time. So I'm sure if she did
want to bring her parents over, it probably would be
pretty easy, you know what I mean. It wouldn't look
like fraud or that she'd been here three months and
she was trying or whatever not, you know, like Jasmine
trying to get her kids or uh and now what

(55:44):
we hear Jennifer with the two f's trying to get
her kid over, not like that she could get her
parents over. But they're like, what the fuck, we don't
want to move to Norfolk, Virginia.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
No, No, And they're like, what are we gonna do
live together?

Speaker 1 (55:58):
We're divorced? Yeah, yeah, there's that we keep forgetting they're divorced.

Speaker 2 (56:04):
I don't think she worked that out.

Speaker 1 (56:06):
She's like, but I got to get two apartments for them. No, no,
they don't want to. And it keeps thundering, and Dad's like,
is that an omen for this conversation or for the
wedding that's gonna get rained out?

Speaker 3 (56:19):
For the reading that's gonna get rained out? It was
very ominous. I loved it. It was It felt like
I believe now that Matt Sharp is so powerful right now.
And Dan Adler and they just literally just called God
said hey, can we get some thunder at ten forty
five am?

Speaker 1 (56:37):
Right?

Speaker 2 (56:38):
And God's like, sure, girl, got it?

Speaker 1 (56:44):
What's what the pop?

Speaker 2 (56:45):
Tongue pop? I don't know. I feel tongue poppy today?

Speaker 1 (56:48):
Do you know the trick that I can do that
nobody else can do?

Speaker 2 (56:50):
What you do? Have your lips?

Speaker 1 (56:55):
You do it, you go, we suck your bottom lip
onto your hot teeth and then you pull down really hard.
You know. After I had mine visiline, I couldn't do
it for a while, but I got it back. It
was a thing that in high school, if you could
do it, it was cool.

Speaker 2 (57:12):
Ah got it?

Speaker 1 (57:14):
So therego. I learned how to do it late and
I wasn't cool soon enough.

Speaker 3 (57:17):
But go ahead, all right, I think I think that's
it with before we move on. I'm my landlord is
texting me like a million times. I just have to
text her back. I'm so sorry, Mary Payne, this is
this is such.

Speaker 1 (57:30):
A ship show to Okay, I'm just gonna hit past.
It's mine. Okay, Matt texted his landlord. So now we're
going to talk about and there Libby, job Yara, Alexi
and Lauren. God help us all Natty day avengers. I mean, listen,

(57:51):
just quickly thoughts on them trying to make this real
housewives and putting.

Speaker 2 (57:56):
Out to you the same question because.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
You know that probably now all of them are going
to attend Brandon Julia's wedding.

Speaker 2 (58:04):
They should.

Speaker 3 (58:04):
If they don't, I feel like this is a completely
missed opportunity. But maybe it's in a different part of Florida,
I don't know, and maybe a different time of year
we don't know.

Speaker 1 (58:14):
Well, that's true, they could not all be filming at once.
But let's remember that when we were on that boat
ride from hell Over to the Statue of Liberty, No
I mean just because like people.

Speaker 3 (58:25):
Were, oh my god, poor Jake and poor Annie, of
David and Nannie.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
Yeah, Caitlin didn't feel good either.

Speaker 2 (58:33):
Oh yeah, she was with child.

Speaker 1 (58:36):
So no. But we had at that party Brandon, Julia, Andre, Libby,
Alexi and Lauren. We had most of these people at
that party. Just Jovie and Yorr weren't there, but we
saw them at the other party. So it will be
very interesting if they have this event and we you
and I will be like, hey, we've met all these people.

Speaker 2 (58:57):
I yeah, that is interesting. What now? I kind of
love this.

Speaker 1 (59:03):
You love the crossover.

Speaker 2 (59:04):
I love this Florida thing. I love all of them together.

Speaker 3 (59:08):
The reason is is because and I said this on
our children this first started, Jake was like, I don't know,
and I said.

Speaker 1 (59:15):
What are these?

Speaker 3 (59:15):
These are three couples that always deliver on Nanni de
fiance and I don't think as in their marriages, they
don't have as many problems anymore. Libby doesn't talk to
her family anymore. Lauren doesn't talk to her horrible mother anymore, like,
so we can't have that as family drama. And Joby
and Yarra Yara loves Jovi's mother. That's her best friend. Yeah,

(59:39):
so it's now it's like they're like I thought, I
think this is smart of TLC to be like, hey,
these are people that deliver, like Darcy and Stacy, but
we've got to give them something to have drama about,
so let's just make it for themselves. And I did
not know I would love it so much, but I
love it.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
Lauren looks like she has been into an episode of
The Walking Dead. She's terrified.

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
She's terrified the whole time.

Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
I don't know she has the stomach for this because
Lauren is a sensitive person yea, and in anxiety is
such a.

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
Trigger for her. Now do you like watching it though?

Speaker 3 (01:00:14):
Or do you do you think this this format works
or are you not a fan of it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
I'm on the fence. I was very against it at
the beginning.

Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
I'm gonna convince you I was very against it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
And when they have the three couples walking together, I'm like,
what are we doing? I loved it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
Okay, Well, maybe you'll convince me because I'm not as
against it as I was. And I just gotta tell you,
Yara is one of those people that I don't care
about her own pillow talk. I just kind of need
her on every show. She's so damn funny.

Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
She's so funny.

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
She's so funny. You didn't meet her.

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
I talked to her forever. I think you did too.

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
I told her a bit. I talked to her a bit. Oh,
I talked for.

Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
Like thirty minutes. We had a great conversation.

Speaker 3 (01:00:54):
Jake got drunk with Jovie because Jovie kept giving them
slazzara x, giving him what Joey. They went to the
bar and Joe's like, hey, you want a sasaraq. You're
from Baton because Jake went to school in Baton Rouge.

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
What's the sasaraq?

Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
You've never heard of? It's sasaak. It's an alcohol.

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
I'm surprised you're in a sasarak In my life, watch.

Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
Thomas Ravenel of Southern Charm used to talk about sazarax. Back.

Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
Did you ever watch.

Speaker 3 (01:01:21):
Southern Charm in the first seasons? Come on now, okay, well,
Thomas Ravenel will talk about sasaaq.

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
Is it like s a s s.

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
A q u?

Speaker 3 (01:01:32):
Or how we've gone a long anyway, Let's just hey, Siri,
what's a sasaraq drink?

Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
What's in it. You're saying, sas forrilla.

Speaker 3 (01:01:41):
It's an anise flavored liqueur nie flavored liqueur ca, card
bitters and rye whiskey.

Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
Yeah, I hate uh.

Speaker 3 (01:01:53):
I I mean I said it's as I think an
ns flavored. I probably wouldn't like that. If it's like
in then the Grony family.

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
I'm no, nacious, no.

Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
No, I all are what is that? Apparol sprits? No?

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
I will never understand it. I have never understand it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:14):
Every time we went to a new city when I
was an actual fucking Italy, Yeah, I would have an
aparol sprits once at a restaurant and be like, no,
this just isn't for.

Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
Me, because you maybe the people that are making it
aren't making it right. And I just haven't had the
right one because people are so obsessed with it. It's
got to be delicious, and I think it's disgusting.

Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
It's too bitter.

Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
All right, So these people all right, I I okay,
So do you have notes?

Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
Did they appear no? Oh, you looked like you were
reading something going No.

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
I'm just saying, because normally these are other people, I
do not so, but it's they're at this party for
you right now. I'm sure you guys have done your
research that you cannot buy these products. We were like,
we're going to buy the product.

Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
Oh I haven't checked it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
No, it's a coming soon. Get on the waitlist, get
on the email list, coming soon for the products. But
the big dog carriers are in fact like eight hundred dollars,
and the one that she's wearing, like the crossbody, they're
several one hundred dollars depending on the fabric, and then
they have like dog collars that are like ninety dollars.

(01:03:19):
It's very expensive. And the logo is very similar to
the tel Far I think I'm saying that right. Logo.
It's very similar, almost like almost like a copy.

Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
It's tell Far, a luxury dog brand.

Speaker 1 (01:03:36):
Tel Far is just a luxury brand. I'm going to
make sure I'm saying it right. It's tell Far fa R. Yeah,
t E l fa R. If you look up the
tell Far logo, it looks very similar to yourra's logo.
It's like a T, but the circle around it, it
looks very similar. Now he's let it up because you

(01:03:59):
know you guys, this is going to be the episode
with Google.

Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
This is yeah, we are.

Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
Okay, continue with that what's happening this party? Because I
believe what Libby is saying here, and I don't believe
Lauren's explanation.

Speaker 3 (01:04:15):
Okay, so well, I agree with that, but it's also
really shitty that Libby's saying it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
I think it's a freaking girl code.

Speaker 2 (01:04:27):
Yes, yes, it's, but y'all.

Speaker 3 (01:04:29):
That's that's what's beautiful about these people is that Yara
and Lauren follow girl code, and but Libby and Andre
they're always out for themselves and so so y'all. So
they're having this fight about who said what, and Alex

(01:04:50):
Alexi is like, well, let's just go get Lauren and
again you like, Lauren looks like she's gonna shit her pants.
She's like, uh her, bless her, heard her little ticks
from it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:59):
She's like so stressed out, so stressed, so stressed out
and so.

Speaker 3 (01:05:04):
Anyway, so she so Andrea's like really, and he just
kind of starts yelling and I love it. It was
so hot to me when Alexi was like, hey, let
me do that, and I was like, oh my god,
you're so calm.

Speaker 2 (01:05:20):
So he basically said, you said that, heard that.

Speaker 3 (01:05:23):
I body shame you and Lauren's like, wait what, and
she said she looks at Libby. She says, Andre was
reading our text messages and.

Speaker 1 (01:05:34):
I saw I saw it all. I saw everything.

Speaker 2 (01:05:37):
So he so Libby, that's what's beautiful Alexi is that
they will throw each other and they get so angry
they say shit and don't realize they've told little lies
to or really alex Andre has lied to live and
she's like, what you are? Rided with her upside down.

Speaker 3 (01:05:57):
Mouth and she's upset, and Lauren's like, well, I confided
in you, and she's like, and I agree. When Laurence
says kind of in the moment, She's like, this is
kind of shit that can ruin a marriage.

Speaker 1 (01:06:08):
Absolutely, absolutely yes.

Speaker 3 (01:06:11):
She's like, I was going through my issues and I
confide with you, And she said I felt like then
I felt like he was, but he wasn't.

Speaker 1 (01:06:20):
I think, actually.

Speaker 2 (01:06:22):
Both things can be true.

Speaker 3 (01:06:23):
Because when I say both things can be true, I
think was he shaming her about body stuff? Probably he
wouldn't have said that because culture where he's from, that's
just what you do.

Speaker 2 (01:06:34):
And so she but I feel like she's had some
revisionist history, so I think she actually believes he didn't
do that anymore, but I agree that in the time
he probably it was probably very hurtful. I think if.

Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
She's when she was going through her mommy makeover and stuff,
and he was more not so concerned about what she
was doing to her body and stuff, and he was
kind of like, I think it's kind of ridiculous whatever
that she's doing all this, but if it makes her
feel good, I'm going to support it. He was upset that, like,
oh shit, like I got to really take care of
these kids by myself and work all day for like

(01:07:05):
twelve weeks, like it was a long recovery where she
could not pick up a kid or do anything. And
he wasn't like this is so stupid, like she looks perfect.
He was more like, oh my god, I gotta take
care of these kids. I think he was like, Eh,
she suants to get bigger boobs in a flatter stomach. Sure,
why not? You know, yeah, I thought she did a

(01:07:27):
lot of surgery all at once.

Speaker 2 (01:07:31):
You're gonna go under and just do it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:33):
Well, of course, you know, I'm slightly jealous of it,
But I do think in a lot of ways when
he was saying to her, like, oh, you want to
get a flatter somebody should work out more, which is
a very typical male thing to say when they don't understand,
you know, you want to lose some weight, just stop
drinking coke. I mean it's not easy, Like what are
you gonna just well?

Speaker 3 (01:07:50):
And they don't understand dysplacia and body and things moving
when you're pregnant and labor.

Speaker 1 (01:07:56):
And yeah, and if she's got bodies of morphia anyway,
he shouldn't be saying any of that to her, like
you should work out more, like any of it, none
of it.

Speaker 3 (01:08:05):
I remember my mother just one day just crying in
a chair because she went to the doctor because she
was working out, doing all this stuff because she had
three different she had three c sections because she lost
a baby before my brother and I, and so she
had all that scar tissue and the doctor said she
went to a plastic surgeon because she she went doctor

(01:08:26):
and she said, you would have to do a tummy tuck.
There's no other way you can fix that. And my
mother just cried and cried, and my dad wasn't very
sensitive about it.

Speaker 2 (01:08:34):
And then they got divorced and she got a tummy tuck.

Speaker 1 (01:08:36):
Good for her. I was I say, I hope this
ends in a tummy tuck story.

Speaker 2 (01:08:40):
She got one.

Speaker 1 (01:08:41):
Good good for her. Okay. So they're fighting.

Speaker 2 (01:08:46):
Yes, I'm doing the notes because you're.

Speaker 1 (01:08:48):
You're in charge of this.

Speaker 2 (01:08:49):
You did nothing, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:08:54):
So so there She's like this can room marriage? And
then Andrea's like Andre is suddenly the anti misogynist of
the group.

Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
He's like, how dare you? How dare you comparing or
do other women?

Speaker 2 (01:09:09):
This is horrible. The most probably massagist man of ninety
who the man who said don't terrorize me with your pregnancy,
is now on this fucking pedestal. And that's why I
love watching this hypocritical hot asshole.

Speaker 1 (01:09:28):
It was so funny when he's like, well, I never
I never do that. I never, I never tell you you're
fat one check mark and the colin.

Speaker 2 (01:09:39):
One check for Andre. Yeah, And so he's like, I've
been called a dick behind my back. Well, Alexi and
Lorna are like, we're leaving.

Speaker 1 (01:09:48):
And also, you've been called a dick right to your face,
So what are you talking.

Speaker 2 (01:09:51):
About we're talking about?

Speaker 3 (01:09:54):
So yeah, shit in your face, and so they leave
you are such crime. And she's like, Joe's like let
him go, let him go, We don't it's fun. Yeah,
And Yara is uh crying to Libby and she's like,
what are you fighting? And he's like, I know, I'm
here for you.

Speaker 2 (01:10:15):
God, it's so messy. I love it so much. And
Yara is like, and then I love that Yr's thought
process because she knows they're all gonna fight. She goes,
I mean you could do this after, like do it
after you.

Speaker 1 (01:10:28):
Want to party.

Speaker 2 (01:10:29):
Well, Yara decides, well, I need to teach her a
lesson because if she's done this, I'm gonna tell her
about what her husband's saying so.

Speaker 3 (01:10:39):
She'll learn, which I fucking loved. And she's basically yes,
So see this is turning you. I see the wheels,
I see it. Well yeah, okay, Well, so Yara says,
when we went to dinner, Alex told your husband our
Alex told us that your husband lost seventy five thousand
dollars and he told him this secret and Libby face like,

(01:11:02):
the only thing I don't remember Jake or I said this,
but it was like the same face of like whenever
he snatched the phone from her. Uh huh, remember when
she was like about to lose her fucking mind. And
so she's like, what wow, what yes exactly, She's like,

(01:11:23):
and then Levy said, are you telling me that I
had to learn about this after my friend said?

Speaker 1 (01:11:30):
My friends learned this before? How is that last? Now?

Speaker 2 (01:11:34):
Dang sho? Sorry?

Speaker 3 (01:11:39):
And Libby said, well, so she this is what's great
about Andrea and Libby is they will they willbeand together.
But then if one of them realized that the other
person stabbed them in the back, meaning the husband and wife,
they will immediately throw the other person under the bus
in front of everyone. And it was so she walks
up to Andrea.

Speaker 4 (01:11:58):
She's like what, I's just so upset. She's just so upset,
and she said, did you tell me your gibbing and
my doorva, I got no husband, I got no redt us,

(01:12:19):
I'm seventyre my thousand dollars brook.

Speaker 1 (01:12:24):
Gibbing.

Speaker 2 (01:12:25):
Sorry, I'm sorry telling you I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (01:12:30):
But anyway, so I swear I didn't take a suitor
fed today. You know, I stopped caffeine last week, and
I think I have more energy now.

Speaker 2 (01:12:38):
Oh get you will reflux. Okay, So anyway, Libby's she's furious,
and she was undertone, don't do this don't do this,
don't do this. I was doing so good. I was
and she's like, I'm lady, and so they leave it.
Joey looks at Yard and he's like, well that was nuts,

(01:13:00):
and y'are it's like you and Joe's and Joey like
from the last rhetoric Couples counseling.

Speaker 3 (01:13:07):
And he looked at her and said how do you feel?
And she looks at him like, how the fuck do
you think I feel?

Speaker 2 (01:13:16):
I'm suck.

Speaker 1 (01:13:19):
That was so funny. When he goes, well, how are
you feeling right now? And she goes, you can feel
and he goes upset and she goes, joby the dog
has to go pee.

Speaker 2 (01:13:34):
I love her.

Speaker 1 (01:13:36):
Anyway? Did you not notice that cinematic the way they
filmed Libyan Andre? So she's standing here and he kind
of comes up cinematically and he goes, what's you mad?
What are you mad? Why are you good? And she goes,
everybody heard know that about the seventy five thousand dollars
before meh, all about the maldulla and he goes, she's

(01:13:58):
I never moved in there.

Speaker 2 (01:14:00):
Yes. Oh, She's like to say that, thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:14:03):
She's like, never good foot and he goes, what. I
love that. Yara goes, well, not only did we say
that Andre was a dick, but then Lexi said, the
funniest thing is Yara and Jovie are like, we just
attended this dinner. We did nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:14:21):
We did nothing. It was wonderful.

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I wish it was just two couples, not three. And
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Matt Gino situation. Uh and then thank god we didn't
have baby and baby this week.

Speaker 3 (01:16:29):
Okay there, yes, sorry, because we've gone on long because
you know, everything's trying to destroy Mary Payne and I
from having a podcast today, but we suffered through it.

Speaker 1 (01:16:39):
We've soldier.

Speaker 3 (01:16:40):
Don So Jasmine's in discarriage with Matt or actually, you
know what, let's talk about Gino first, because he's I
don't let's just get him done.

Speaker 2 (01:16:50):
I don't want to end your show on fucking Gino.

Speaker 3 (01:16:53):
Okay, thank goat we Okay, So Gina basically is Goffy
with his hot cousin and they're you know, doing guy
things and golfing and he's bad at it. Well, so
what with the things that we find out is basically
that Gino has completely blamed Jasmine for breaking up Natalie,

(01:17:14):
even though he's the one that basically didn't tell her
anything or not tell he's the one that basically lied
to her and told her that basically not what the
real story was, and that all this happened, and so
not only that, so they're done so, but also Gino
is like cut ties with Dana, his cousin who's like
his brother. And we saw some of the text messages

(01:17:37):
between Gino and Dana, and Dana even told him, like, Gino,
you were the victim of your own demise. Yeah, and
don't you think Jasmine's probably the best person Geno's ever dated.

Speaker 1 (01:17:50):
Yeah, I mean I don't know that I know what
his first wife looked like or anything, but it seems
to be kind of a I.

Speaker 2 (01:17:57):
Feel like I've seen a picture and she looks very
similar to Jasmine.

Speaker 1 (01:17:59):
Yeah, think it's a cut and paste, but listen, Jasmine
when she was with Matt and when she was first
with Gino, just light and breezy, light and breezy. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:18:12):
I mean it's not all the time all the time,
but she was happier at least.

Speaker 1 (01:18:18):
Yeah, at the beginning she was happy with Gino. And
then she likes his little shark teeth and I like
a shark teeth in your nose and your little skinny legs.

Speaker 3 (01:18:26):
I mean, look, if you're dating someone and he's sending
nude to view the other people, you might you need to.

Speaker 2 (01:18:33):
Break up with him.

Speaker 1 (01:18:34):
That's a piece of shit. Yeah yeah, And if you
don't want to live in Michigan, then listen is currently
do Jasmine and Matt liv in uh Florida? Are we
adding them to this cast too? Are we adding them
to the Florida people? I can't take it.

Speaker 2 (01:18:50):
Oh, oh my god, maybe that's maybe they're making them
all go there, bless their heart. Sorry you have to
live in Florida.

Speaker 1 (01:18:58):
But maybe my lugged again because I touched it.

Speaker 2 (01:19:03):
Maybe you need a new chord.

Speaker 1 (01:19:05):
Oh my god, I don't have to.

Speaker 2 (01:19:07):
I just ordered one after this.

Speaker 3 (01:19:10):
So okay. So basically that, yeah, Gino broke this off.
Data He's pissed and angry at everyone. He's like, I'm
feeling alone and struggling, and Jasmine's living her best life
with that short, augly mother fuck.

Speaker 1 (01:19:22):
He's very into how ugly and short Matt is.

Speaker 3 (01:19:26):
It's stupid, it's WEIRDID that's that's Gino. I we don't
care about him anymore, let's be honest. And so, so
now Jasmine's back in his carriage with Matt. What did
you think about Matt taking off her wedding ring?

Speaker 1 (01:19:41):
I think he could have said you should take off
your wedding ring.

Speaker 2 (01:19:45):
I think so too. I think that is for someone.

Speaker 1 (01:19:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:19:47):
I didn't love that, Yeah, but he did.

Speaker 3 (01:19:51):
And Jazzmine's like she kind of was overwhelmed by it,
and she's like, I don't know, this is confusing.

Speaker 2 (01:19:58):
They go to this place and she.

Speaker 3 (01:20:00):
Goes, oh, look at jimminy and it's just a fire pit,
but it was cute, and she's like, this is great,
this is really you know, this has been such a
nice surprise. And she said, I feel strange because I
don't know how to treat you and I still have
a lot of things to figure out. It does break
my heart a little bit because what is Jazmine going
to do? Like she I don't know why Jasmine hasn't

(01:20:20):
gotten a job yet. I don't know. Maybe I don't
want to judge. Maybe there's a reason she can't work.
But she has her green cards. She could get out
there and make money.

Speaker 1 (01:20:28):
I think her job is this show, and she probably
has not had any break of filming this show too
be able to have a job.

Speaker 2 (01:20:35):
Actually, that's actually very true. She's filmed so much.

Speaker 1 (01:20:38):
Yeah, I mean, when has there been a break. She's
just been on show after show after show.

Speaker 2 (01:20:42):
Very true. Actually yeah so and you know, so, yeah,
that's what she's gotta do.

Speaker 3 (01:20:49):
But Jasmine says, you know, she's She's like, I don't
are you gonna be okay? Have you seen my baggage?
And Matt's like, I'm good, I'm not scared. Nobody's perfect.
He said, I'm already doubling down on this relationship, and
Jazzon says, well, it's the best sex I've ever had,
and he's like co sign and well, and they agreet

(01:21:11):
to buy a new bed mattress and then suddenly madd
act's kind of weird, and y'all, Jasmine is she is perceptive.

Speaker 2 (01:21:16):
She's like, what's this wrong? I can read your body language.
You look unhappy, you look upset, and.

Speaker 1 (01:21:23):
This was very out of the blue.

Speaker 2 (01:21:25):
What's out of the blue kind of makes me wonder
if they're recreating a little bit.

Speaker 3 (01:21:29):
Because he said he was cold, she brings a blanket
around him. But then Matt tells her, well, speaking of
getting warm, hey, I already took a job in Florida
and I'm moving and it seems like he's moving in
like two weeks.

Speaker 1 (01:21:42):
Right, And so her goal in life has always been
to move to Florida.

Speaker 2 (01:21:45):
But this still feels shitty to tell someone this soon.

Speaker 1 (01:21:49):
Well, I mean, his whole thought if we're to believe
it's on our television, his whole thought process is, well,
she wants to move to Florida, so it works out.
But if he's known for X amount of months, he
should have been telling her. But he was waiting for
her to break her to break up a GINO. I
don't know. It's all fifty to fifty is a true?

Speaker 2 (01:22:06):
It's a little sus.

Speaker 1 (01:22:07):
Yeah, it's a little saus agreat a little.

Speaker 3 (01:22:10):
Sus And one of the Sissy's our listeners even mentioned
that they wondered if she was wearing.

Speaker 2 (01:22:16):
That big coat because she was already preggers. Ooh, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:22:22):
She posted something yesterday. It was a picture like her own,
the on a It was definitely in a hotel room,
but it was like her with her belly and then
she's like looking at the hotel shower and she's like,
life gives you. I was like, what's happening. Have they
had the baby?

Speaker 2 (01:22:34):
They did, right, they had a little bit.

Speaker 1 (01:22:35):
Yeah, the baby's like six months old. It's a girl,
a girl.

Speaker 2 (01:22:39):
I don't think.

Speaker 3 (01:22:41):
What her name is so anyway, So Jasmine, it's kind
of like she's thrown and she's like, this is the
first day. This is one feels a lot like how stupid.
This is the first day of them being possibly in
a relationship, and you're telling her you have to move
Like if this is real, then this guy's crazy and
controlling and again red flag, get away from him.

Speaker 1 (01:23:01):
Like I disagree. I think he's the best thing that
ever happened to her, and I think he's going to
help her get at least one of her kids over here.

Speaker 2 (01:23:08):
If I do think that.

Speaker 3 (01:23:09):
I do think that because people come for Jasmine say
she's a bad mother and her kids and y'all don't forget,
no Gino used that Gino is the one that had
to get her kids over here.

Speaker 2 (01:23:20):
She couldn't do it.

Speaker 3 (01:23:21):
Yeah, so it's Gino the reason why our kids aren't here.

Speaker 1 (01:23:24):
I would just like for her to mention them a
little bit more.

Speaker 2 (01:23:27):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:23:28):
Yeah, And maybe she does. And it's editing. But you know,
when I've saw something recently, you know, one of those
accounts posted like one of these people that are like
super pro whatever. You know, there's the pro gene, the
pro jazz. This one was very pro jazz. One was like,
you know, she has been trying to get her kids
the whole time, but she could now and she is
at a point where she could go and visit them. Ah,

(01:23:50):
and she should do that.

Speaker 2 (01:23:51):
Maybe they don't show it. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:23:53):
Maybe they don't show it. Either way, it's it's problematic,
and we don't have baby and baby this week, so
we don't have to down about baby.

Speaker 2 (01:24:01):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (01:24:02):
Is this normally in an hour an hour and fifteen
minute show? It isn't, is it?

Speaker 1 (01:24:05):
Yeah, we're we're generally right over an hour because the
show is two hours long. That's a lot. Oh, Matt,
what's going on in your world? What are you covering
over there? What are you not covering? Should we go
that way?

Speaker 2 (01:24:20):
Plaithville, you can have it? Okay, you can have it.

Speaker 1 (01:24:25):
I show on television. I'll take it.

Speaker 3 (01:24:29):
Look, it's too religious, traumatizing for me growing up with that.

Speaker 2 (01:24:33):
And also I get it, yeah, I get it.

Speaker 1 (01:24:36):
Terrified of him, terrified. I'm terrified of Ethan and Adams,
terrified of Tony for matching me abroad. Those two.

Speaker 3 (01:24:42):
Now, if Olivia was still on there, like dismantling the
system and causing wonderful chaos. I'd watch every episode. Mm
hmm yeah, no, Olivia, no us. So we're not covering that,
but we're, you know, the usual.

Speaker 2 (01:24:56):
We're Have you seen the first episode of Toe yet?

Speaker 1 (01:24:59):
I was just gonna ask if you'd watched it. No,
I've got it, but I haven't watched it yet. I
think it's gonna be a banger of a season. If
you know, Matt, nobody has more enthusiasm than two ninety
day podcasters when a new season drops.

Speaker 3 (01:25:15):
The world is you can, you can accomplish anything. We're
we're fucking Kate Winslet on the end of that ship.

Speaker 1 (01:25:21):
We're so happy.

Speaker 2 (01:25:22):
I'm just holding you from behind. Let's be honest. You're
holding me from behind right Yeah. My arms are wide out.

Speaker 1 (01:25:28):
Yeah, and I'm concerned you're gonna fall in because you're flailing.

Speaker 2 (01:25:30):
Yeah, because you would never get on the outside like that.

Speaker 1 (01:25:33):
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no, I'm not going
over first. And also, Matt, we have so much hope
and excitement and just come to us twenty two weeks
from now when we're like, oh my god, when is
this show gonna be over?

Speaker 2 (01:25:46):
It's gonna be yeah. Yeah, Jake usually ends up hating
it first.

Speaker 3 (01:25:50):
But you know what I got to say, And Jake
brought this up in our podcast, I'm liking this season
of Hey. Jake's like, I don't hate every there's only
oh he only hates the baby and baby and everybody else.
He's like, I look forward to watching them.

Speaker 1 (01:26:05):
I never have been like, I just hate Happily ever After.
Although I know people are just like, oh my god,
because it's retread, yeah, retread, But I'm excited about Toe.
Is there any retreads on Toe? Is it all new people?

Speaker 2 (01:26:21):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:26:22):
There are two now? Nobody on there we've ever seen before,
is my question.

Speaker 2 (01:26:28):
I don't even remember who was on there. I can't
even You.

Speaker 1 (01:26:31):
Guys don't even understand. We watched so many of these
shows talking about so many people. When you pulled out
the other day, oh no, that was season four of
the blah blah blah, I was like, how on earth your.

Speaker 2 (01:26:41):
Oh my god, how could I forget God?

Speaker 3 (01:26:43):
Smile lit it with your mom, smit, I don't want
to live with your mother, Chicken Jenny and submit her.

Speaker 1 (01:26:51):
Back and yes, okay, that's oh yes.

Speaker 2 (01:26:54):
And also I opened the booty shop, uh Luke and.

Speaker 3 (01:26:59):
Matt, Oh Myke, you broke by nail.

Speaker 2 (01:27:05):
Her nails are short of this season, but she's still.

Speaker 1 (01:27:11):
Oh is she? Is she twenty yet or is she
still I'm.

Speaker 3 (01:27:14):
Gonna tell you this, Mary Payne planning their wedding and
she wants to ride in on a helicopter because this guy.

Speaker 1 (01:27:22):
Keeps losing all his money to the yellow gold jewelry
he's trying to sell.

Speaker 3 (01:27:27):
You know, it's so funny that is this a main
feed show or yes it is? Well whatever I'm dishing Tea.
One of my very good friends here in Lay. Her
partner of years is best friends with him. They asked
them to be on the show when he was in
La Yeah, and he's she said, like he was really

(01:27:49):
successful and like worked an engineer day job and yeah.
She's like he had all of his shit together and
she's like, this is totally ruined his life. He has
no money now She's like, that was not the case before.

Speaker 1 (01:27:59):
It's this nineteen year old p is what do you wanted?

Speaker 2 (01:28:05):
Yeah? Look what he got, Look what he got.

Speaker 3 (01:28:07):
But so you know, we're doing toe, We're obviously we're
wrapping up the UK as well.

Speaker 2 (01:28:12):
We just finished Love is Blind UK.

Speaker 3 (01:28:14):
You did that too, right, Yes we did. Yeah, what
a great season. And so now I think we're doing
We're doing Seeking Sister Wife. Yeah, just coming up, and
we do secret Lize the Mormon Wives, which will be
back in November.

Speaker 2 (01:28:29):
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Speaker 1 (01:28:33):
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Well yeah, anyway you could give me a discount, but whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:28:51):
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Speaker 1 (01:28:54):
I already have a couple of Reality Gay shirts. I'm fine.

Speaker 2 (01:28:57):
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holiday and they look cut, they are cute.

Speaker 1 (01:29:02):
I checked out and you have like a mug and
you have something else you.

Speaker 2 (01:29:07):
We have a tote bag that says I can tote it.

Speaker 1 (01:29:09):
Well, like what we used to sell this? Who you
call it? If you guys are not watching on YouTube,
it's a it's A. It's an og Angelo with her cigarette,
you know, and all her ship stuffed and her brother.

Speaker 2 (01:29:27):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:29:27):
I missed those days of being able to pretend to
be Angela and I would just shove literally be like Stapler.
I would just shove everything in my bra. It was
really fun.

Speaker 3 (01:29:36):
But and she decided to physically it all is.

Speaker 2 (01:29:44):
Anyway, that is it? So thank you for having me on.

Speaker 1 (01:29:46):
Well, glad, I did your job today, can you When
I walk downstairs and I say this to I don't know,
I think my husband's gone, but my daughter will be like,
what the fuck you said? You had to get up
at nine to write the notes, And I go, yeah,
I did, and I just forgot which wan with me.

Speaker 2 (01:30:06):
It's well, you're not woo woo.

Speaker 3 (01:30:09):
But we had just had an eclipse and Pisces yesterday,
Mary Payne, and it's fucking everything up for Sunday and
Monday and then we're going to have another clips like
in a week and a half. In Virgo, I'm fucked
because I'm my Pisces Virgo. You don't know what any
of this means.

Speaker 1 (01:30:24):
No, but my would just tell me when Libra season is,
because I'm I'm Libra. It's coming, It's coming, It's coming,
because I know Amy Archer is Libra and her birthday
is coming up, and then mine's at the end of
October because.

Speaker 3 (01:30:37):
You poodle Amy Archer, Nisha Keisha Wah wah Jake, and
then and it's weird, y'all are all libras. And then
Chris and I are both Pisces. Go figure, try I guess,
I guess Pisces and libras.

Speaker 2 (01:30:55):
Just get along.

Speaker 1 (01:30:57):
When's your birthday?

Speaker 3 (01:30:58):
It's the same as Anna's, right, No, I'm a day after.
I think I'm March twelve.

Speaker 1 (01:31:03):
Yeah, she's March eleventh. And then so Dave must be
a Leo because he's in February. Maybe I feel like
he was a water sign. I don't know that. Listen,
this is the shit you're supposed to know.

Speaker 3 (01:31:15):
I just listened to the Channey app I don't do.
I just I know a little bit, a little bit
to sound like an asshole.

Speaker 1 (01:31:24):
Well, you live in LA, so you just say these
things in the aisles of erwine and people think you're cool.

Speaker 3 (01:31:28):
People walk up to you in LA and you go,
what's your what's your three? Do you know what that means?

Speaker 1 (01:31:33):
Is it like sun sign? Moon sign, Earth sign.

Speaker 2 (01:31:36):
Sun sign, moonsign, and rising sign. So people want to.

Speaker 1 (01:31:38):
Know what your three are. Oh okay, well I don't
know mine. Maybe I don't tell who could tell me? Wait?

Speaker 3 (01:31:45):
You know there's she's a sissy and I think she's
a bunkie too, Sissy Robin, bunkie Robin.

Speaker 2 (01:31:51):
She's doing that.

Speaker 1 (01:31:52):
She'll do like people's chart stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:31:54):
Now you should. I'm going to actually have her do
my chart, Robin.

Speaker 1 (01:31:57):
If you're listening when you do my chart. I don't
know what time I was born because it was back
in the day where my mom just went into a
room and then she woke up three hours later and
they handed her baby.

Speaker 2 (01:32:06):
It's on your birth certificate.

Speaker 1 (01:32:07):
The time is on your birth certificate.

Speaker 2 (01:32:09):
Yeah, okay, I'll go it.

Speaker 1 (01:32:12):
Okay, She's like, I think it's it's the clout Mary Paine.
Who could who could know? Now your father's playing golf?
What I close this out with? Oh, I thought you
had something important to say. No, that's it.

Speaker 2 (01:32:25):
I was going to say, what else do we do
we need to tell people? I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:32:28):
I don't know what what do people get if they're
not on peak shape prime? What are they missing out on?

Speaker 1 (01:32:32):
Well, they're currently on Mondays they got mug shot. Monday, well,
it's a life aft your like up. Tuesdays it's this TLC. Tuesday,
Thursdays is Pop and Bravo. This week is Kate Casey
and Kate Casey and have a little announcement. I'll tell
you later. You're gonna have to listen to Thursday to
find out. Kate, Kate and I got a little announcement together.
And then Friday, we're doing a real depressing show on

(01:32:53):
the Free Feed called Family lock Up. It's on A
and E, real depressing good. It's good, but we have notes,
we have notes of how to make it. You should
and I. And then this weekend Amy is off of Hey,
Bunkie and Kimberly will be on and we're doing Toe
that'll be on Friday morning drop because we're gonna be

(01:33:15):
recording that on Thursdays now. And of course Plaidville, Match
Me Abroad and Uh Love a Dope ninety Day UK.
All these are on the Prime and then Love is
Blind Denver dropping on the ten dollar Feed.

Speaker 3 (01:33:29):
October first over First, I'm excited. You need more to do,
don't we need more shows?

Speaker 1 (01:33:36):
I need more to do thank god I haven't added
Mormon Wives or just anything else. Oh I forgot Seeking
Sister Wife doing that too.

Speaker 2 (01:33:45):
When Mormon Wives got pushed in November, I like my
butthole relaxed. O nice because it.

Speaker 1 (01:33:51):
Was supposed to be in September. Yeah, and you're like,
I can't. We can't because they do it. They do
like they do love is fond. They just drop a
bunch at once and you're like, well, now fucked well.

Speaker 2 (01:34:00):
And Hulu doesn't.

Speaker 3 (01:34:00):
I think we got like two screeners of Mormon Wies,
but they're not really good with giving screeners.

Speaker 1 (01:34:08):
And they gave me that first screener for Family lock
Up and they're like, you know me, You're good.

Speaker 2 (01:34:13):
You know what.

Speaker 1 (01:34:14):
N you just watch it on thirteen like everybody else.

Speaker 2 (01:34:16):
Crying about it.

Speaker 1 (01:34:17):
If you don't put on a mooe later today and
stick your wadded up Kleenex in your moomoo.

Speaker 3 (01:34:24):
I'm gonna have to actually get changed shirts to have
a shirt with a pocket just so I can keep
it in there.

Speaker 1 (01:34:29):
Okay, well, so are you going to take your alegra
I took a claret in last night. No, you got it?
Well mhm, you gotta switch. No, don't switch to a
leg of Claret. It is better. No, you know what
the best one is Zertech. My whole family take Yer
Tech every day. Okay, I'm sure i'll come then I'll

(01:34:52):
come back. The lights in the okay by Matt. I
love you very much.

Speaker 2 (01:34:56):
I love you too. Two to move to pak

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