1033 - BONUS-Seeking Sister Wife (s6e1) You're No Longer in Brazil, Dorothy with Kimberly - Pink Shade

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Speaker 1 (00:12):
Hey, y'all enjoyed this bonus episode of Seeking Sister Wife.
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(00:34):
is TLC Tuesday. But we got a new show. Who DISO?
I need a more excited reaction from you?

Speaker 2 (00:44):
New show?

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Who dis? Oh? My god? It okay?

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Well, just says jumble you in the house.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
That's right. It's not south By Southwest. It's ssw woo
poo poo poo poo poop to do. I have a
fun sound on the soundboard for it.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
I'm lying into a new season.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
I've got a good sound for it. You ready.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
I guess the one thing that I have hesitation of
his I think he's gay.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
I guess. Yeah. We'll just we'll give you a little
give you a little Ethan Blath and you can figure
out who we're talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
I can't believe you gave me that couple. This is
gonna be so hard to do. Okay, let's do this.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Let me tell you what when I go through to
I literally go through what TLC has sent me with
two couples we know, and I gave you an old one.
I gave me an old one, and then the rest
I just divide up. I had not seen one minute
of a clip or anything. And boy, oh boy, am
I glad, my glad. I'm real glad about my decision

(01:57):
on that one. Okay, all right, Well we're not going
to start with them, all right. This is Seeking Sister Wife,
season six, episode one. You're no longer in Brazil, Dorothy,
So are we again getting titles, quotes and movies like
we're getting on the other way?

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Yeah? Maybe I'm excited to try to figure it out.
And also that lady had no idea what Danielle was
talking about.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
No, for the last year, I don't think they've had
any idea what Daniel's saw.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
I mean, what anybody is saying.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Nobody speaks the same language. Now for the third woman
they've tried to recruit from Brazil, you think they would
have learned some.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Phrases, right, or just maybe don't go to Brazil. You
don't have the best luck there, but that's what God
wants him. Some brazil who to nanny. I forgot what
the word was, like poo tang, that's not right, that is.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
That that is that's one word for one word for it.
And then nanny is what.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
You're trying to say, nanny. Yeah, yeah, either way for
starting off, that's what God wants for him.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
That's what God wants for him.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
How dare we question what God wants for him?

Speaker 1 (03:24):
God told him in the garage mm hmm. And the
way you will make your wife miserable, you will emotionally
traumatize her on national TV.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
And you will get Brazil poot nanny. And he said,
go forth, my son, into Brazil, the land of poot
to nanny. And he said, okay, God, I'll do what
I'm called to do. That is my burden on this planet.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
It's a burden, all right. He's a burden. He is
not playing with the full deck. He is so dumb.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
No, he's so it's it's wild. There's nothing behind those eyes.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
No. And you notice when he talks glossy Danielle like
finishes his sentence, because yes, he just is like he
just he just can't quite synapses, don't. Yeah, but once
once again, this is the guy that everybody needs a conservatorship.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Can we get a conservatorship for him? Oh?

Speaker 1 (04:32):
I needed conservatisip for her.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
But listen, sometimes I think the producers are watching their
interviews and they're talking to them, and they're just like,
is this ethical? Like are we taking advantage of this simple,
simple man?

Speaker 1 (04:45):
But here's the thing. He obviously does very well in
his construction business. Now he They said a long time
ago that they were moving to Arizona because of Garrick's migraines.
He had to get out of that high altitude and
go to a lower altitude and go to Arizona. Okay,
And perhaps that will happen this season. I don't know.
But they are clearly still in this house.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Hmmm. Interesting that they built.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
For a little wife. But small wife, but she never came. Yeah, bitch, bitch,
she listened. Good for you. Okay, Well, let's don't start
with them. Let's start with the new couple. This is
the Parlata family. This is Danny and Yessel. Yessel is hot. Oh, okay,

(05:32):
I find him hot.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
They're a good looking couple.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
Yeah, they are I mean she's also hot, but he's
very hot. So yeah, we start off with them, and
there we don't know them, you know, with the brand
new and they're in a self defense class. They explained
they met via friend at somebody's wedding. He thought she
was beautiful and he thought, right when he saw her,
I'm gonna take her home tonight. And uh, she says,

(05:56):
we hit it off right away, and I guess they
were dancing and he bit her shoulder. Yeah, and she said,
do it one more time and we're leaving, and so
he did it, and so they left again, left together.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Oh boy, oh boy, this is how a smarty story
you want to tell on TV.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
To and your children to hear. And then we see
more than one picture of him with the giant tongue
licking her, licking her forehead, looking this side of her face.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
And they are a mouthy couple.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
They're a hot and sexy, mouthy couple. So they've been
married almost five years. They have four kids now, his
oldest two. Now, he says, my oldest two. This is
what he says, verbati. I want you to remember this
my oldest too. Jelina and Brady are from a past relationship.
Oh wait, he says from a past relationship. Interesting, Okay,

(06:53):
watched it twice, rewound it made sure.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
Yeah, that's what he said.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
And they have two to get other, Jackson and Alex
and their marriage has always been traditional until about a
year and a half ago. He travels a lot internationally
and she's at home alone, working and taking care of
the kids full time. To me, I'm like, okay, you
don't need a sister wife. You need a nanny or

(07:18):
like a little old hair.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
You don't just pay for a nanny on.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
You need a sister wife so that when he comes
home he has to deal with two women instead of one. Right,
it says nothing makes sense here.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
They all want companionship that doesn't exist. I get to
see the companionship.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
Maybe that okay, you're there.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Yeah. They look actually like a Twilight type couple, like
maybe she's a vampire and he's a werewolf or something.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
She looks a little more badass in this picture than
she does in real life.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
His hand is huge.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
I'm telling you he's got something.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
That hand is her. It covers her whole head.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
Yeah, yes, I bet he could just palm her whole face.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
Yeah okay, but uh.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
He made a PowerPoint presentation to show her why they
should do it. Okay, so here's the power If you're
not watching on YouTube, I'll read it to you. Here's
the PowerPoint presentation. The pros of having a sister wife
are a bigger family, more connection, more love. If you
put two exclamation points, you really drive that point home.

(08:32):
Lower chances of getting bored. M.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
I don't know about that.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
Sharing the duties, your physical and emotional needs will be
met by another person. Financial security. You know, you're assuming
this third person coming in.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
Is at a job and is going to raise the
children and.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
Bring some cash. And a sister wife would encourage hard
work and healthy competition.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
No, no, no, that's wrong.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
No, the cons are it can create conflict.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
Yeah, that's jealousy does best jealousy?

Speaker 1 (09:13):
Yeah, Sharing, Yeah, these are cons cons. Also, their family
may not understand. Yeah, could also be viewed as wrong, right,
uh huh. And we may clash with bringing someone in

(09:33):
if our views don't align. Well okay, okay, all of
these he made really good bullet points. But then here
at the end he gave you a full sentence. But
it should just been it should have just been views
don't align could have been a con there. Yeah, so
this is what they're saying, and she's not on board

(09:55):
with this. She does not want to do this. She
wants to get a nanny.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
M So he says, you know, it would be a
tremendous support to them if they had this other person.
It would give them comfort and emotional support and a
bond with another person.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
Just wants a new lady to lick.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
That's all you're so right, a new lady's to lick
and he wants to get permission to do it.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
Right.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
So, as they're in the self defense class, he says
to her, you know, the self defense is going to
be great for when I'm gone. Are you planning on
people coming into the home and attacking her? Like what
do you mean? Like because normally you're just with her
all the time, Like, what do you mean the self
defense will be great for when I'm gone.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
He's hired someone to break into the house and murder
her like a dateline, but he's doing the self defense
class so that it looks like he cares and would
never do that.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
Well, it could be, but I'm like, it's just to
say she was walking to target. If you were in
town and just at home. Rather if you were walking
in the parking lot at Target and you're in wherever
the hell you're going for whatever reason, get a wife
over there. Don't even tell her about it, Like, just
do that.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
Just do a second family.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
Yeah, nobody ever finds that out, so he says, But
he said, but you know, hey, I understand I'm teaching
you self defense. But most importantly, we got to keep
on our search for a sister wife. You know what
I've been I've been looking, I've been dabbling. And she
reminds him that he did this before, went looking without her,

(11:39):
and he went zero to one hundred, but she's more
like zero to fifty, and she was very left out
and not involved. Yeah, in fact, they thought about this,
like have you watched.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
The show, because every single couple goes through this, and
it's always better if the woman leads the way and
yeah sets the pace, Like, yeah, learn from these previous
people on this show.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Because when the guy married somebody on.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
A national TV for your service and you're not taking advantage.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
Look for the previous five seasons. So she says, he
formed a bond with a woman. It was like a
high school friend or something, and I wasn't given an
opportunity to be there, be involved, and it was hard
on me, and it still is that he did that,
and she cries about it, and she says, you know,
I worry about things going sideways, but at that time

(12:36):
we realized we went about it the wrong way and
we grew stronger because of it. But I don't want
to test the integrity of what we've rebuilt. And then
she says to him, oh, yeah, i'd like to be
present during the window shopping. He's like, okay, yeah, my bad,
my bad. We almost broke up over it, but let
me Okay, my bad.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
That's a huge misstep. But she just lets him off
the hook.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
Now Leah comes over. Leah is the mother of Jessel's
eight year old son. Now, earlier he said my two
kids are from a past relationship, but in fact, his
two kids are from two past relationships, unless Leah just
doesn't claim the daughter, which so who's the mother of

(13:24):
Jelina his other child?

Speaker 2 (13:27):
Well, that's what I was wondering, like did he adopt
that one when he was with Leah?

Speaker 1 (13:33):
But but she would have said my two.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
He doesn't consider it.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
No, she would have said my when my two children
are over here.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
So he must have misspoke or the show has decided
to pretend that only Leah exists because they don't have
clearance from the other mom. She doesn't want to be
on the show.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
Okay, but he could have said I have two kids
from past relationships.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
Right, yeah, no, he could have. It's seems like they're lying.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
Yes, sure does, sure does. But anyway, it's cool because
Leah and his wife Danny are very close. And it
seems like when he got together with Danny, Leah was
I mean, the baby was pretty young. She goes, I
knew he had a young child, no mention of the
other child. I knew he had a young child. And
she says, and honestly, his relationship with Leah is really

(14:24):
good because of me, you know. And she is very
very close with Leah. And she goes, she says, I
really like for Leah to be our sister wife. And
he's like a negative no. Yeah, although it seems like, okay, well.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
He doesn't like her, and that's crucial.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
Well is it, because it's all about when he's out
of down.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
That's true. It is all about the it's supposed to
be all about what the women want and to support
the women, and.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
Yeah, right makes no sense. So Leah says, yeah, when
I find out found out they were thinking about this,
I thought that that's crazy. That's crazy. And if he
would have asked me when I was with him, I
don't know. I would have hit him in head in
the head with a frying pan or and post some
sort of physical violence on him. And my concern is
my son is over there, and what about my son?

(15:13):
Will he be confused? Will he be happy? And what
if I don't like this person? So yeah, all valid points.
So Danny goes, yeah, you know what he did. He
went looking at apps on his own again. And Leah goes, oh,
he did that last sight. Is that triggering for you?
She goes, yeah, it was triggering, and she goes for me,

(15:38):
I know, and he goes she goes, yeah, I thought,
you know, enough time had passed and I was feeling
more secure in it. And then he does this, and
Leah goes, but what are the rules? Okay, what if
you find somebody and one of you likes the person
and the other one does not. And she goes, well,
I have said. The one thing is I have to
meet the woman first without him, and that's what, like

(15:58):
you've said, like that always is what works best. And
Leah says, are you sure you actually are ready to
try this again? And she goes, no, I'm really not.
I'm really not sure, and Liah says, well, this is
the kind of thing that could ruin a marriage, and
Danny goes, I know, yeah, yeah, you guys, are they
going to end up this season like we've decided it's

(16:19):
not a good idea. Yeah, that's what's going to happen.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
Yeah, because she's just not into it at all.

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(17:52):
because guess what is time for the Williamson Family, New Ross, Indiana,
Reese and Billie Jean. Are you ready? Yes? Do you
see this quote here? Matt mar of Reality Gaze gave
me this quote. I reached out to my best gay source.

(18:12):
My best gay source is my best too.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
I almost texted him and said, I just need to
know from a gay man's perspective.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
Matt's quote is, and I've asked him twice, is it
okay if I say that you said this? And he said,
I encourage you to post that I said this, And
the quote is, he is a dick sucking design in
my wife's clothes, fruitcake eating friend of Dorothy's. That's Matt's
quote about Reese.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
Also, his hands are permanently in jazz hands, like I
don't know how if he was born that way and
there's some sort of dexterity issue, but he's perpetually jazz hand.
They're in jazz hands in their hero shot, but they
just do the jazz hands at Danner. I don't know
how he holds a fork, but he is always in

(19:07):
jazz hands.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
Let me tell you something. He'd be a real fun dad,
real fundad.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
Yeah, yeah, sure, yes, I could see it would annoy
the crap out of me. Somebody needs on all the time. Oh,
thank you.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
Listen, I'm glad that he brought it up. Yeah, not
right away, but they did bring it up later, and
even his best friend is like, yeah, no.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
It was shocking. And I kept going, are they gonna
are they gonna say? Say?

Speaker 1 (19:40):
Am I?

Speaker 2 (19:41):
Am I? Am I the only one who sees this? Like,
do you guys see I was talking to invisible people
in my house. Do you guys see? Am I crazy?
Am I in the Twilight Zone? It's just like that
Twilight Zone where I have a pig nose and everybody
else doesn't have a pig nose? What's happening here? It
clearly gay?

Speaker 1 (20:01):
Right?

Speaker 2 (20:02):
This was me talking to myself.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
Yeah, when I saw it, and because I never pre
watch anything, I like to just go with it as
I see it, and I kept rewinding it, same as
you going. I meant something at the beginning where they
said that this is the marriage that they have, the
marriage that agreed upon? Did I miss it?

Speaker 2 (20:25):
I thought maybe perhaps they canceled Seeking Brother Husband and
they were merging the two shows, so they were gonna
have some couples that were actually seeking a husband.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
Yeah, yeah, so go ahead and let's talk about the
Williams of the family. Kimberly.

Speaker 2 (20:41):
So we hear a man with its he's clearly in
the shower. I am the very model love of modern
major general singing the whole song in the shower.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
Camera is in the shower with him. And then they're
in the kitchen and there are chickens walking around a
La Reina from ninety day Fiance and one of them
is pecking at a tomato on the kitchen floor. Yeah,

(21:13):
just a wet, wet tomatosten it up on the kitchen floor.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
It was a mess in there. It was a mess
in there.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
He says to the rooster, Hey, Papa, where's your other
sister wife? Because it's one man and multiple lady chickens.
So he is Reese spelled insanely. It's like that people
just took letters put them in there. It's almost all

(21:45):
vowels R E, I s E correctese. She is Billy
Jean a Lah, not my lover, and she cannot be
his lover because there's no way he's into So they
have two babies in high chairs. Twins.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
I'm thinking twins. I think they they talk about IVF.
So I think these are twins. It wasn't clear, but
I think they're twins. They seem to be the same size.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
Yeah, And so he's making fart noises for the babies
to laugh, like you said, fun dad. He says they're
a little bit country and we see a mailbox that
looks like a pig and they have two kids, two dogs,
three cats, chickens and they're seeking a for why and

(22:41):
then one of the chickens jumps on the kitchen counter.
No animals, that's nasty.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
It's gross because chickens poop everywhere all the time. Yes,
so they I just they're slipping the slide and all
over that kitchen and the chicken poo. But then mashed
up tomatoes and baby's throwing stuff on the floor. At
one point she just puts like a cracked egg on
the floor. It was like, I know, you want to
eat it.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
She feeds the chickens egg shells.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
It made no sense to me.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
Is that something you do? Isn't that like gross?

Speaker 1 (23:16):
Is it like feeding me my own placisa? I don't know,
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
It seems cannibalistic. So he it's very animated. Nice, Okay,
dot dot animated and then that's when I was like,
what's happening. So they've been married for four years, but
they've known each other since middle school when they met
in So Quiet. So he says he was the star

(23:49):
of the show and she was on the stage crew. Yes,
she would help him get dressed backstage. And she's been
undressing me for a long time.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
Okay, okay, Saucy.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
In their late twenties, they reconnected and she was smitten
with him.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
Him.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
Yeah, he was super funny. And then he goes, what's
a hook in the So easy and she's like, yeah,
I reeled him in.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
She looked over it because she didn't realize the joke
was happening because he was over there doing it. And
she's like, oh that, oh oh yeah really.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
Yeah, you snagged a really straight man. Good for you.
So the idea for polyamory came from.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
Her, always does always.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
They used IVF to get pregnant because she has bum
eggs and a friend donated her eggs and that made
them think, well, we really want a big family. Keep
doing IVF where we can have another wife. She says,
it's really hard to find a good guy, and I

(25:10):
found one and I'm willing to share him with someone
who also wants a good man who will be there.
We have a lot of love in our family.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
Okay, that's the man you want, that's the man.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
You want to share. Do you want to share? Or
do you want to get rid of him for half
the week?

Speaker 1 (25:32):
Continue?

Speaker 2 (25:33):
Its? Is it that it is hard to find a
good man who will be there. It's even harder to
find one who also wants to have sex with you.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
So she has been pushing it for several years and
he has been like ew vagina, but he's now finally
considering it. They wonder they should if they should start
on an app because they live in a very small
country town, so they're going to have to go far
and wide to find someone who wants to marry him.
They're very new into this. They don't really know what

(26:04):
they're doing. They haven't discussed rules or anything like that.
She's like, there are no rules. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
I really don't I really don't care. He's got to
stop singing those show tunes in the kitchen. I'm exactly
trying to get my chickens to mate.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
Yeah, And then she says, I'm comfortable with him going
out on dates alone because I know that he doesn't
want to have sex with these ladies. She's like, I
don't won't have jealousy or anything. I'm fine with him
to go. I trust his instincts. I want them to
bond and she can deal with him, and then I'll

(26:41):
jump in later maybe or maybe I'll just leave the family.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
I'll meet her at some point. It doesn't really matter. Yeah,
it's fine.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
No. So she says, it'll be funny to watch you
go on dates, and he says, yeah, and watch me
friend zone someone. And then he says, we're not hyper
sexual at this point.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
They've been married four years, four years, and he goes,
it's not like they've been married like thirty years, because
we've been married four years and we're not hyper sexual.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
No, we're not at sexual at this point. And then
she says, mister spicy is nonexistent, and he says mister vanilla,
and she he says, I add this, She adds the sprinkle,
and then she says, I call him my plane vanilla
and he says, I'm just the prop and then they

(27:35):
laugh hysterically.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
So what he's saying is I lay on my back. Yeah,
she jumps on. Yeah, and that's it.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
Yeah, she just needs my pain every few minutes of
a week and then not the rest of the time.
I can work on my show Dunes.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
So he says, She says, what's your type? And I
was like, I can guess what his type is. He says,
I'm not super shallow. I don't care if they're blonde
or brunette or you know, have huge muscles and an

(28:17):
Adam zapple and a penis. No, what were we talking about?

Speaker 1 (28:24):
We're gonna get.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
She says, I don't care. I don't know. I'm not shallow.
I'm looking for a connection, someone I can be goofy with.
And he says I love women of all ethnicities and
then proceeds to name every famous black woman.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
I didn't hear any other ethnicities in there, and I'm
not sure if he knows there are other ethnicities.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
Also, some of them, some of them were a choice
for a man who's like under forty halle Berry, Sure, yeah,
Vivocate a Fox, Sure okay, sure, Michelle Obama, okay, sure,
Oprah Winfrey.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
She's a little old for you, but okay.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
Gay icon, yeah, gay icon Queen Latifah, that was an
interesting choice.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
A lesbian Uh huh, Salt and Peppa, some elder ladies,
but fun from your childhood perhaps, okay fun. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
His white wife just smiles at the camera as he
does this list.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
And she's like, oh my god, I should have at
least told him about Jennifer Lopez. Yeah, like just somebody else. Yeah, okay, lesson, Okay,
So they what if he would have been like, listen,
I love Diana Ross and I love share and that's
what our lady Lady Gaga barbistrais and yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
Uh so what if you what if he had said
I love Judy Garland. I mean, you could call me
a friend of Dorothy. I love Lady Garth. Okay, so there,
there we go, There we go. He's a fruitcake eating
friend of Dorothy.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
According to Matt Mar. According to Matt Mar, Matt.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
Really freed us. I feel like we would have been
a lot more PC if Matt had not given that quote.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
So I have the text proof where I asked him
to asked him last night and this morning to make
sure he wasn't drunk when he told me last night
isn't okay? And then I sent him the slide. I said,
this is going on the podcast today, and he just said,
lo l listen.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
I hate I don't want to out someone or accuse
someone of being some. I don't want to speculate on
someone's sexuality. But they're doing. They discuss it in the show,
and it's it's it's so it's confusing.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
This. I'm going to tell you something that we covered.
You know, we're covering Walkome to Platfill. There's a lot
of speculation about Lydia's new husband. It is he gay?
And I'm going to tell you something. He looks like
a like a flannel ware shoo man.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
Yeah, he looks like the brawny man compared to this. Yeah.
And I love like any you know, we I love,
I love. Would rather date Lydia's new guy. I love
that kind of nerdy guy me too. But that doesn't
mean he's gay. I would much rather date him than
someone who's squealing off their car in it in drunk

(31:38):
driving and wearing his bult belt buckle and waving guns
in the air.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
Yes. Having a choice between Zach and Ethan, yes.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
We would.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
We will choose. Everybody will choose Zach all day, every day.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
So it's not that this man is not macho, it
is that he's he's he's the most stereotypical gay man
I've ever seen. And I was in a theater major
in school. So there we go. So he says they

(32:13):
have an acre nearby they want to build a commune,
but she really wants her own space. She wants her
own house.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
I agree, she wants her own acre.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
Yeah, so keep the I don't want to hear the
show tunes when it's not my day, and it's not
my day, I don't want to hear your jokes. Stay
over there. So he says, I'm going to try for you,
and she says, it makes me so proud that you're
willing to do this for me. And she says, I'm
willing to sacrifice my marriage if this doesn't work, because.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
Here's the thing. She knows. She knows that she married
a guy who's not into her. Yes, and they're very
best friends and that's great, and she loves with their friends,
and she wants to create a family with him because
she loves him as a friend.

Speaker 2 (32:58):
Yes, but she's not getting anything in this situation, like
it's just bringing on another woman that he will friend zone,
as he said, so she it really needs to be
seeking brother husband for both of them. They they could
bring on someone who's by and may be interested in

(33:19):
both of them, and then they can all. It would
be a different show, but they could be a threaple
and they would both get something out of it.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
Or you know, bring on, yeah, a bisexual woman and
then a gay man and they could just have She
could I don't know, well then if she's not bisexual,
that won't work. Yeah. I think they each just need
a new partner and then they can make a big
family compound. They could still have a big family compound.
It'll just be very untraditional. But I think she's like,

(33:51):
I think I'll pretend to go on this show and
pretend this thing so I can like show everybody. Can
you see what I'm dealing with here? This man gone
into me? He is vanilla y sprinkles, you know. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
She does seem to laugh at his jokes though, Like
she does think he's funny and she really had to
hunt him down. She's like, I worked hard to get
you to marry me, like I because he's just not interested.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
Okay, now are you going to discuss When they went
to the lunch with the friend.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
Yeah, so they are meeting up for drinks with his
friend Kayla. They knew her from show choir and then
he and Kayla went to college together. She's like a
sister and Billy Jean says, but not like a sister
wife and he says, no, that's gross too. Girls Jina,
so she asks how's he going with the search and

(34:49):
he says, my main thing that I'm nervous about is
in the past, people have assumed that I was gay,
and I was like, finally they're saying it, thank God.
And the music gets that little twinkle where the editors
are making fun of the person, you know, like watching

(35:11):
Darcy try and close or something like the editors note
that we're all just like and Kayla nods like, I
think instead of being like what no, what gay?

Speaker 1 (35:27):
What?

Speaker 2 (35:28):
No? Instead she's like, uh huh. Yes. She says, I
first thought he was gay, and I can see how
people would think that he loves the arts and he
comes off as feminine, and Billy Jean says, my dad
thought he was gay, and then he says, well, I

(35:50):
was doing show choir dance moves, so that didn't help
the situation.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
Why are you meeting somebody's parents at being like, look
what I got and one dude, three hit it? Step
ball chain, step ball chain, shuffle to the left end.
Kick Why are you doing that right? Why?

Speaker 2 (36:10):
So he's like says, I don't give a crap. I
am what I am, and Kayla goes, yeah, you're animated,
and he says I have a higher voice, and Billy
Jean says you're a little guy, and Kayla says you
were a late bloomer and Billy Jean says you're super
flamboyant and loud, and that's when he goes flamboyant like
he was okay with everything else, like we're just listing

(36:34):
the things that make you seem gay. And he's like,
uh huh uh huh uh huh what flamboyant? That's too far,
And so she's like, well you are, and he goes, okay, wow,
I'm just taking notes. Okay, flamboyant check.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
Okay, he didn't know, like he didn't know the jazz hands. Okay.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
So Billy Jean says, look, if we're serious in this,
you need to step up your game, and he says,
I can do it. I'm gonna gear myself up. I'm
gonna make this waitress blush. Just wait, she does because
she's embarrassed for you.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
I think he's sorry to be like, hey, lady, how
you doing it?

Speaker 2 (37:13):
Yeah? Yeah, it doesn't work, he says in their talking head.
If I was gay, I would shout it from the rooftops,
which is kind of a gay phrase when you think
about it.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
What I said to him out was I really need
to know his religious background right to know it's it's
somewhere in here in him. It has been beat into
his head like gay is bad, and yes, and and
so even I need to know his religious background to
really understand what's happening here.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
They live in the country, so that is a strike
against it. And maybe super Christian, maybe Catholic. Yeah, we
don't know, but it's definitely I don't think he's around
gay people, and I don't. It makes me sad. I
feel sad for him if he is gay and he
can't be his true self like that always is horrible.

(38:07):
And to be almost like forty, however old he is
thirty something forty.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
Like never told us their ages, by the way, normally
they tell us their ages. They didn't tell us.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
Yeah, so yeah, I just want him to be free.
He could be living it up in West Hollywood, like totally.
He is kind of cheesy though, he's like super cheesy,
so he might need to work on that if he's
going to date anybody, men, women, whatever. So that he says,

(38:40):
if I was gay, I would shut it from the rooftops.
But I just like the boobies too much.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
Yeah. On of straight guys called.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
Yeah really with a giggle, and then Billy Jean like
nods like he loves the boobies.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
So Billy Jean says, you need to be smooth, not goofy.
Women don't want goofy. We want a man. But you're
with him, and you chased him down right, pursued him
and got him to agree to go out with you
and have two children with him, and have two children
with him. So the waitress comes over and he goes, darling,

(39:24):
everything is beautiful, and he touches her shoulder. It is
so delicious. Did you cook this yourself? If you want
to come home and cook for me, that would be great.
And Kayla, the friend says he's not kidding. They're looking
for a sister wife, and the waitress is like what huh?
Him him, okay, and he says, they're saying I don't

(39:48):
have game? How did I do? And she's very kindly says,
you did great, good job, buddy. Yeah, and he's like,
I mean, would you ever go on to date with me?
And she's like and then she just kind of leaves,

(40:09):
and then he goes, we'll call you beautiful. Kayla goes
he has his work cut out for him, and then
she tells him maybe keep the jazz hands to yourself.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
What do you think, Kayla thinks? Do you think? Kayla's like, Okay,
how long are we going to do this? Like? What
what are we doing? Reese?

Speaker 2 (40:34):
Yeah, it's like a it's like a weird group delusion
that people are playing into, like like not like someone
loses a child and then they get a doll that
the doctor says, pretend this is your child to help
you through the trauma, and then everyone plays along with it,

(40:57):
and so we're all at a dinner table like watch
them feed a doll and just being like we're all
just going along with this for a set amount of
time until mommy is better.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
Wow, it's pretty dark. That is pretty dark. Yeah, Okay, you.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
Know what I'm saying, though I wanted. I was searching
for a lighter metaphor, but I could not get one. Okay,
It's like if your five year old wants a dog
and you say, no, you can't get a dog, but
set they pretend they have this dog and they walk
this thing on a string that is not a dog,
and then everyone's like And then you go to a

(41:38):
restaurant and they're like, do you guys let dogs eat
at the restaurant And the waitress is like, no, I'm sorry.
We oh, we'll make a special exception for your dog.
What's your dog's name? You know, Scouts High Scout, And
then we're all feeding the dog, putting out a bowl
of water for the dog.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
Okay, is better? Yeah? I think that that it is
a group delusion. And I know we've poked a lot
of fun in him, but I would like for him
to live us authentic life.

Speaker 2 (42:10):
That's all we want.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
Yeah, I feel terrible And for her, she's obviously not
getting her needs met and no, he's swing about it
in the weirdest way by finding another woman.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
Here, right, And maybe the truth is she is they're
they're both bisexual, and she wants another woman to fill
her needs. And then she doesn't know what he does
on Thursday nights. It doesn't ask.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
Yes, yeah, some sort of arrangement.

Speaker 1 (42:44):
Yeah, but he just loves women, and so he'd be
thrilled to have these women and these babies. I'd be great.
But Thursday nights is Thursday nights are fatty nys. It's
yea daddy goes out just with the boys. Listen again,
Matt said it, and Mat said it was okay that
we say it. So if you have any problems with
our commentary, go find Matt Mark. That's a reality gaze. Okay,

(43:10):
we're going to talk about the mary Fields. And if
you're new here, these are the Merry Fields.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
Now the lads the one in the middle.

Speaker 1 (43:19):
So far, that's a that's a rotating cast. Okay, this
is number three. Really, Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (43:27):
It's like family matters and they just keep changing, like
the little the actor or place like the little girl
and then one day she just disappears.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
No, I don't remember that.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
Is that with Erkle? Yeah, but like you know, a
lot of shows would do that. They'd be like, we
have one actor and then that actor grows up too fast,
and then we just switched an actor and then like, yes,
we're just gonna keep pretending it's the same person.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
Well, i'd say Becky and new Becky on Roseanne.

Speaker 2 (43:53):
Yes, or the mom on Fresh Prince.

Speaker 1 (43:57):
Oh, yes, she changed a couple of times too. M
Vivian was that her name? Yeah? Wow, you guys, I
cannot do addition, but I can remember that kind of shit. Okay,
Maryfield family. Okay, first of all, you know, I thought
they'd moved out of Colorado, but I guess not. Somebody
let me know. So these two are in the car

(44:19):
driving to the airport to pick up their third and
not because they've got six of them total. Now there's
still just the two of them. This is the third
wife they've tried to recruit from Brazil. This is Garrick's
ninety day fiance, Lorena ninety day fiance. You missed a
good one. You missed a good one. So she's a

(44:42):
twenty nine year old Brazilian. They haven't seen her for
seven months. So they saw her that one time for
five days and they have not seen her for seven months. Okay,
so we're reminded that these two were married for twelve
years when he got the voice in the garage to
start seeking. You know, it says that in the Bible.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
Painting some varnish or something varnishing some wood at the
time with a lot of fumes going on. When he
got that voice in the garage.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
I thought he said he was working out in the garage.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
Did a barbel land on his chest and restrict his
oxygen to his brain?

Speaker 1 (45:27):
I don't know. As when the house was listed, people
were like, the listing does not say God will visit
you in the garage, and I think that should be
noted on the listing, Like, you know, if somebody died
in the house, you have to reveal that. But if not,
it's going to come to you in the garage. That
needs to be revealed on the listing. It needs to
be Yeah. So they were married for twelve years when

(45:49):
they started seeking, and he says, you know, we were
led to polygamy by God. God told me this, and
here's his explanation. And she doesn't believe it. She doesn't
understand it, and neither does he. But here's what he says.
Because he's a complete dummy. Is stupid beyond if you
guys just check some of us with the spelling, like
he didn't even spell God. He's got three letters. Okay,

(46:10):
he says, Oh, we look at it like a spiritual thing,
like Christ says, He becomes one with us, and we
become born again, not of just water, but of his spirit.
And so is the reflection of like the man gives
to the woman. And we believe that when intimacy is

(46:33):
the marriage becoming one flesh with each other. So that's
what he says. That that's his explanation, the man, we've
become born again, not of just water. Were you born
again as a mermaid? What are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (46:54):
I'm glad he's been to say sperm in this sentence,
he says it. Later on, it's coming because's last SE's
and we got some sperm talk about. I believe sperm
goes to a woman's brain when yes ejaculating her and
it changes her brain.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
Changes something. It changes her brain, changes her DNA and
her brain. Yeah, because well let let let's get into it.
Because Grek is just so full of knowledge.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
You know.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
They had two wives that left him. They had small
wife or Berta, also known as Bert, and they got
fully divorced to bring bert to the States. We have
her on the stand, lying saying she wants to get
divorced on television, lying on the stand.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
Watch Sister Wives, But this is what they did on
Sister Wives.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
And they just lie on the stand to say our
marriage is irretrievably broken, even though I.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
Just yes, so it could adopt Robin's kids, so that
he can marry Robin and adopt her kids. So you're
committing some sort of fraud on tellingson Yes.

Speaker 1 (48:04):
You are right on TV and she's lying to the
court saying, you know, their marriage is broken and she
wants to divorce. And then we find out with Roberta
you know, she left them and broke there. They were
with her for like three years, and we see her
doing this unhinged. How could she she said she was mises.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
Well and he's filming her.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
I believe it was one of the children were filming
her because he walked in the background during this that chill.

Speaker 2 (48:36):
One of the poor children are filming her having this
emotional breakdown because bert with the braces left them.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
Yeah, so that's how she was. Then, this is how
she now. Doesn't she look happier, does it? She so happy?
She looks so much happier now. So then they met
Natalia and things went well. And again they meet up
in Mexico or something, and he proposed but she was
never okay with adding to the family because even though

(49:08):
he had his wife who was pregnant, and he's got Natalia,
a hot Brazilian, he wasn't just happy with that. He
was continuing to see because he wanted to also add
to the family before they'd even added Natalia. How is
he getting all these women over here? He's going to
get Natalia over here, be married to her for one year,
then divorce her, then get another one. Like, how's he
going to do this? Right, He's going to have to

(49:30):
look locally. He's going to have to find somebody with
American citizens.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
No, but God wants him to have Brazilian.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
Oh well then he's got to move to Brazil. Yeah. So,
you know, Natalia, what a bitch. She wasn't fine with
him adding other women before he'd even added her. And
she goes, you know, after that ended up in Natalia,
I thought, are we supposed to do this? And he goes, yeah,
but you know what that pain is love. My wives

(49:59):
are my glory. My wives are my glory.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
Look at Danielle. Look how happy she is. She said,
to my glory, she's.

Speaker 1 (50:09):
So happy to be there, and he goes, I'm nervous,
but with Lorena, I really think third time's the charm.
So they have a sign. Her name is Loreena. Nobody
has ever called her anything other than Lorena Lorena, but
they have a sign that says, welcome to America. Lolo.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
They love a nickname, they love a nickname. So she arrives,
Loreena arrives and wow, wow is she cute? So cute,
very very cute girl, Save yourself. What are you doing? Run?

Speaker 2 (50:43):
Yeah, run.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
Danielle hugs her for like a solid three minutes, and
he's says standing there, going, oh.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
Hi, I have a boner. Can I actually hug her?

Speaker 1 (50:52):
Hi? And she doesn't let him hug her first, which
I loved. So then she hugs Gerrick. She kisses him
and it's like I can't believe it. I'm so happy,
and Danielle's like, I'm so happy. This is crazy. We
finally got one.

Speaker 2 (51:05):
Oh my, we finally defrauded the United States of America.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
And Lorena is like, uh, I need agua, I need water,
and you know, Servesa, I need a beer, and they
Garrick and Danielle. No, sorry, sorry, Garrick and Lorena kiss
and Danielle's watching, going, oh, oh nice, Oh that's nice.
So this girl's twenty nine, barely speaks English. They're doing

(51:31):
everything on the translator app. Yeah, yeah, girl, what are
you doing?

Speaker 2 (51:35):
So we took it head together, so clean.

Speaker 1 (51:38):
No talking head together. Danielle goes, it's amazing. After all
this work, we're gonna have a sister wife living in
her home. And Garrett goes, she's a real girl. We
didn't make her up.

Speaker 2 (51:51):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
So they discussed how they met her on this app,
and she says, you know, they said she was really
looking for a real man. I mean, take a look
at this guy. Am I right? He has muscles, he
wears a tank top Versachi sunglasses. Yes, she was looking
for a real man and wanting to settle down and
have a family, and you know, didn't speak English and

(52:14):
wanted to come to America. So we thought bingo. Lorena says,
I was this is the weirdest thing. I was on
the app. But I had never met up with anyone.
I had never gone out with anybody. But one night
I came home from dinner and I looked and there
he was. And I always felt my future husband was
in Brazil. God had told her this, were you in
your garage when God told her? So? Talking to had Geret.

Speaker 2 (52:40):
Goes, I is talking to a lot of people.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
You know, there's other things going on in the world,
I would think, so talking to had Garret says, Lorena
is really mature. And we had to hash out some
deep heartfelt questions, especially you know, with Danielle, and because
we knew she had a past with men that treated
her bad. And you know, they have found out whose

(53:04):
they They have found out that after women have about
five men, they can't like bond anymore. And the producer goes,
what what And Daniel's nodding, nodding, and he says, after
a woman has like five partners, the chances of her
bonding or even having a lasting relationship drops like a

(53:27):
crazy amount, just percentage wise. Danielle says, it's the sperm,
and he says, it's the sperm just being inside of her. Yeah,
changes a person. Yeah, it's the sperm. It's the sperm.
So that's one, two, three, four, five sperms on the screen, guys,

(53:49):
it's five ejaculations on the screen. And that's if you've.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
Only been with four men, you still have a chance
of making it with like a good guy like Garrick.
But once you hit that fifth guy, the chances go
way down. Then you'll find a good man like Gerrick
and be able to bond with him. You'll just you're
setting yourself up for failure, ladies by sleeping with more

(54:16):
than five men. But I have a question for your threshold. Yeah,
but what if.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
You're with one guy for like ten years and you've
had a lot.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
Of sex, So it should really be not the amount
of men, it should be the amount of times you've
been ejaculated in. So how many times did you have
sex per week with each man? Do the math and
then it's like more than one hundred and if once

(54:46):
you hit one hundred times ejaculation or maybe it's different sperms.
Different types of sperms do different damage to your brain,
and much like a brain worm in RFK June, you're
these sperms are swimming around up there in your brain
and they're making you sinful and bad like most women

(55:09):
are naturally because of Eve and the snake.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
Right and the act. So if you've had sex twice
with one guy. Yeah, twice with the second guy. Yeah,
it's with the third guy. You're still good, You're still
your three different sperms.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
Right, it's the it's the different sperms, the DNA, the
different sperms. And I think the important thing to note
here really is that it's the woman that becomes bad
and not the man. No matter how many times they're
ejaculating into women, that does not matter, doesn't affect them

(55:51):
or their brains. Their brains are top notch. Look at
Garrett's brain. That's a top notch brain right there.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
Point. He's very very smart and very worldly and just
knows so much about everything.

Speaker 2 (56:07):
M M.

Speaker 1 (56:09):
You know what I would like to see, and next
week we'll probably see the Davis family. I'd like to
see Nick from the Davis family give his opinion on
this bullshit that Greck is viewing, because I'm.

Speaker 2 (56:19):
Sure because Nick has read book a book, many books,
several many books on science. He loves science and he's obtted,
but he would know a lot about this. Let's get
the two of them on a reunion stat.

Speaker 1 (56:36):
Can you imagine? Okay, guys just be a lot of
mouthing and open. So yeah, so when a woman has
more than five partners and has that sperm, that sperm
goes to her brain and changes her DNA. And so
I don't know if we're trying to say Loreena had
four and Garret should be five. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (56:58):
I don't know. Well, he does baptize her, and so
maybe the five can be washed away to like zero
with the baptism. And he was lucky enough to intervene
before she got to six, right.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
Okay, So they decided to meet up in Jamaica after
five months of talking, and we see her, you know,
pointing to Gerrek saying, my love gerre K, and my
sister Danny and the baby Leah Leah, Leah Leah. And
because it's well like Princess Leah. So we see them

(57:38):
at the pool bar, where is the baby? And he
baptized her to help her get rid of her sins.
The maybe twenty six to thirty five men she's up
with before, I don't know. And after five days of
being in Jamaica, he felt, have you noticed the pattern?
Year they met after five months of talking. After five days,

(58:01):
he proposed, and maybe he's man number five.

Speaker 2 (58:05):
Maybe that's the magic number in the Bible. I don't know.
Also a religious question, can anyone baptize someone else? They
don't have to be like a priest or something.

Speaker 1 (58:17):
Well, I think he sees himself as like in the
Mormon Church as the priesttholder of the family. The man
is the priestolder of the family, and so like Cody
would be priestolder of over his wives and things. So
I think that yes, because he's priestolder of his family
even though they are not Mormon, I think that he's
gained it. So God told him in the garage, So.

Speaker 2 (58:38):
Yeah, he's a man of God. He's talked to God.

Speaker 1 (58:41):
Right. So after five days he felt really good about
her and thought, I'm going to propose, and she said yes,
which means she's not that bright either. And they filed
for the K one visa and Danny goes, oh, I thought,
here we go again. And I was really worried because
of the past. And by the way, the fact that
they got a K one he said in seven months

(59:02):
is wild.

Speaker 2 (59:03):
It's wild wild. So he has a brand new baby
with his now ex wife that he still lives in
the same house with. No one is checking up on
these visas.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
But I mean they have to do all these full
interviews and everything.

Speaker 2 (59:20):
I thought, so there's no home just check.

Speaker 1 (59:23):
I mean, do they already know what the questions are
because they've done it so many times?

Speaker 2 (59:26):
So they coached her google them and turn on the TV.

Speaker 1 (59:30):
Yeah, yeah quick. And they only have photos from one
trip they went on, so it's not like they have
photos from all the years of dating. So they're driving
and she's like, where are the houses? Where are the houses?
And it seems like Danielle has tried to learn some
Portuguese because she's like, oh, where are the houses? Okay? Yeah,

(59:51):
and she says I know, I know. And you know
how when they are trying to talk to their women
this speaking of the language, they always go yeah uh.
So he goes no cities, Yeah, no cities, no cities, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:00:09):
Conversations that then make all in love with each other.

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
Danielle says, yeah, no longer in Brazil, Dorothy, Yeah, no,
that would have doubt it would have worked better on Reese. Yeah.
So and the talking to her, she goes, in Rio,
I'm close to everything. Everything is closed that I need,
the shopping and the grocery. How will I adapt to
this way of living? But of course they're driving through

(01:00:34):
the country to get to the town because they do
live kind of in the town. So, uh, Lorena says,
do you think the family is nervous to meet me?
And he goes, uh huh yeah, and she's and they're like,
it'll be great for everyone to meet you. Gerrek is
in the backseat just on his phone. He's looking for
a wife number four. He is not interested in them
in at all. He has like a challenge to get

(01:00:55):
somebody here. Now that she's here, he's like, uh oh,
he's boring. Yeah, he's bored. So in the talking head,
Lorena says, you know, it's so great that I'm here,
and now that I'm here, even at six seven months,
And this maybe is Danielle saying this, but I believe
it's her. She's only six seven months and now that

(01:01:15):
she is there, they only have ninety days to get married,
like the clock start the minute you land. And it's
a lot to take in and they have to see
how they will work as a family. They will have
to adjust all their schedules around each other. And Danielle goes,
it's nerve wracking, but I'm just trying to enjoy the moment.
And they drive up and her dad walks up, Hey, hey,

(01:01:36):
because remember they have an apartment there too. I have
that house.

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
I forgot about that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
What are they going to do with them? If they
sell that house? Mom and dad, you're on your own.

Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
Good luck. You just build them a new thing.

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
And there was next Time on, but because I watched
the screener, I didn't see it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
Well, there's one shot that I saw of Danielle sobbing
as Garrick and what's her face are kissing and Danielle's
just sitting there like quietly crying, not like this, not
like not like that, just quietly crying as they are

(01:02:12):
making out, not even a foot away from her, and
they just keep kissing, and it's it's wild. That's a
representation of the show right there at that shot.

Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
I feel like, and I don't know what. I never
watched Sister Wife, so I don't know, but I feel
like with other Mormon couples, like when we saw the
God the Charcolate, Kermit the Frog and had those two
beautiful wives, Gosh, his name is gonna come to me
like ten minutes after we're done recording. They're the Winder family.
The Winder Family, they were kind of based in Mormonism

(01:02:48):
and never in front of the other where they're like
making out. He would come in and like kiss both wives,
or maybe he would hold a hand, but he was
never ever fully making out with one in front of
the others mm hmmm from the other. Right, So I
don't think that's cool, grek.

Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
No, it's not. And like she's literally crying, do you not? Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:03:11):
I just and then when you when she'll try to
talk to him, he'll do this, yeah. Just he's always
just what he's not opening to God.

Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
At the same time, it's hard to focus on the
person in front of you and God is in your
other ear. It's like being on a you know, like.

Speaker 1 (01:03:30):
I said, yeah, like a movie set and you've got someone.

Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
Someone's in your ear, but you're trying to focus here.
It's very hard.

Speaker 1 (01:03:38):
You guys. This show it's so good. It's wild good.
It's so good. I will just tell you that. Over
on our friend Amy Archer's podcast, Little Mysterycap because I
got seeking Sister Wives, Seeking Sister Wife and sister Wives
are coming back. She's calling it like sis Timber, like
sister or Systember.

Speaker 2 (01:03:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
And then somebody said that she was being like against
schist ginger people, and I don't know. Yeah, she was like,
you know, you try to be funny and people just yeah, yeah.
It's like, don't worry. Somebody called me a racist in
my Apple review, so there you go. Oh, okay, that's fine,
that's great. We're trying to we're trying to get it
taken down. I told Matt that and Mac goes, oh,
we get called racist all the time. I was like

(01:04:21):
what all the time. I was like, well, I won't
be standing for it one time. I'm trying to get
Apple to remove it. What are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (01:04:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
Yeah, and then I'll just try to get called.

Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
Too woke all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:04:36):
I'll take it. I'll take it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
I'm good.

Speaker 1 (01:04:38):
I've been called that too. Chardon a swilling Beltway liberal
I got one time. Yeah yeah, I was like listen, no,
we know it was box Wine Chardonna Swilling. I was like,
remember that, but I was like, how dare you? I
would box Wine? How dare you? Everybody that is seeking

(01:04:58):
Sister Wife, And if you're listening on the free feed,
this is an episode that is now going to be
on the ten dollars a month level, and we will
still be talking about Reese, and Matt gave his permission.
Again it's at Reality Gaze if he wants to talk
to them about it, but they gave us permission. Jake's like,
don't drag me into this.

Speaker 2 (01:05:20):
I love how also, how like one gay man can
be the arbiter of what we are allowed to say
about this other, perhaps closeted, perhaps gay man.

Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
We as two straight ladies were like, can we what
are we allowed to say? And we said we ran
with it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:40):
Yeah, I will tell you another gay man that I'm
friends with, John Reichart, that lives in Columbus, Ohio. He
is a bunky, longtime bunkie. And he sent me the
clip that was on that TikTok and TLC had posted
of this guy purposely. TLC had posted it saying like

(01:06:00):
new season, da da D what do you think about Reese?
And Johnson it to me and said this guy is
gayer than I am and I'm married to a man.
There you go. Yeah, and I just was like, but
he sent me the clip, and I didn't want to
watch the clip because I don't like to like pre
watch things. And then when I watched it, I was like,
oh man, yeah, so that's you were like.

Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
Which time was he talking about? I don't know which guys,
was it Garrett?

Speaker 1 (01:06:24):
I think Garrett likes women? Yeah, huh yeah. Anyway, guys, listen.
Next week we'll have hopefully the Davis family, and then
we've got another family called the Johnson's and it looks
like they've been in a polygamist relationship for a while,
so I don't know if they're trying to add a
third wife or what's going on. Again, I don't pre watch.

(01:06:45):
I just like to see it as it comes to me.
So we'll we'll be back next week. This episode will
be on the ten dollars Prime level. If you want
to join links in the show, not that, you can
go to Patrin Supercast Apple Subscriptions. Ana Kimberly has a
podcast called A Date with eight Line, So if you
don't know about that, where you've been, we've been, everybody
go looks that up to because that's always a good time.

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