1034- 90 Day Happily Ever After (s9e12) Mamma Mia, Here We Go Again with Kimberly

 Mary Payne and Kimberly break down the latest episode of 90 Day: Happily Ever After (s9e12) "Mamma Mia, Here We Go Again".  Darcey and Georgi have a beautiful anniversary party and she later yaks up all her red wine.  Jasmine and Matt are having a boy and he is NOT happy about it.  Loren and Yara get their hair done and Yara tries to figure out if she said "he's a horrible person" or not.  And finally, Brandon and Julia fight some more about having a baby and traveling and nothing is resolved.  

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Hey, everybody, welcome to Pink Shade. It's Tuesday. It's TLC Tuesday.
That means we're here for another episode of ninety Day
Fiance Happily Ever after.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
A question mark, no it else, no answers, no what.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Else comes out?

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Today, We've got Seeking Sister Wife that's on the Free feed,
also on the ten dollar feet after that, Oh boy,
oh boy, and boy, today's episode Seeking Sister Wife.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Wooh, Wait till you meet this guy. Whoo, all right.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Hands, I've already gone and pulled a little clip of
us doing multiple jazz hands. Okay, multiple jazz hands. Listen, guys,
you're a shochuir. Jazz hands are class hands.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
Yeah mm hmm.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Sparkle thinkers if you hear it, fingers, if you ever think.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Zach On Platfill got a bad rap, Wait till you
see this guy.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Wow, wow, wow.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Anyway that we're not here to talk about that, but
Seeka's Sister Wife is back.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
That's a great show that's on the free feed this week.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
It'll move over to the ten dollar level next week
and this week also, I believe on Tuesday. Also my
episode's coming out with Olivia Plath. So I got three.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
TLC episodes out on Tuesday. Oh my goodness. Yeah. Plus
they're a bounty bountiful day. Praise Jesus. God came to
us in a garage and said, you shall have multiple
Marry Pain episodes per day.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
But not another wife.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Mm hmmm, no, no, no, nobody needs another wife another husband.
Barely even need the one I've got.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
But yeah, some people do. Some people make it work,
but those people are never the ones that are on reality.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
That's a great we hear, we hear tell that people
make it work, but we have we haven't.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
The Davis family they're making it work.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
They're making it work.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Sure, I mean that third Wind is a rotating cast,
but the first two they're sticking around.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Yeah. The Winder family, they seem to make it.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Work out there wherever they are, the kids out there,
and you know, I guess uh, the Browns made it
work until Robin came along.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Mm hmmm.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
I don't watch that show. I just know that Robin
is the villain.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
She is. Yeah, but none of them were that happy before.
They were just really good at pretending. I think have
you watched all of the Sister Wives?

Speaker 3 (02:41):
Are you into?

Speaker 2 (02:42):
You've always watched it.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Okay, m hm that honey booboo, you get way down
in the gutter, I do.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
I started with Sister Wives in like the first season
when they appeared to be happy, and I even thought, Wow,
this could be a great idea. No know then and all,
and then the cracks were revealed.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Well, I liked it, like on Big Love where Bill
Paxston had the three wives and they had like the
three houses together.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
That's a good idea.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
If you could go between the and they like shared
one big backyard. I think that's a good idea.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Yeah, Mary, they sort of had that, but Mary would
not allow the other children to come through her property
to go to like the joint living room. They had
to go outside in the snow and walk around. What Yeah,
why Mary? Mary's sometimes not a joiner.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Well, we are looking for something for Keisha and I
to cover over on Monday because mug shot Monday. We
always do love after lock Up And it's going away.
The show is going away at the at the October
there will be the last episode until it's not going
away forever until sometime next year. They're putting the Braxtons
in that spot that puts Keisha and I without anything

(04:02):
to cover until maybe January, and so we put out
a poll and I said, Kimberly is wanting.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
Us to do sixty days in season three?

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Season four?

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Question mark?

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Yeah, four?

Speaker 1 (04:13):
I think it's four, So because I looked up season
three and I was like, this is what shows me.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Biger s in Atlanta.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
The four might also be in Atlanta. Sometimes they do
the same jail okay, city was switch? Okay?

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Well, I told people, I was like, I don't know
if it's season three or season four, but.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Maybe you pitched it in a very negative way, Like.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
No, I said, Kimberly thinks we would be funny doing
it because there's one girl in there that's well dumb.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
Yeah that's true.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
No, that seems to be so far. That seems to
be the winner.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Who Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
It seems to be the winner so far. And Keisha's
interested because we neither one of us have ever watched it.
You know, are you so excited?

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Okay, I'm so excited. Okay, somebody with the other options
start over with love after lock Up okay, which Matt
and Jake just did in reality Gay, So I don't
number one.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
I don't want to copy them and number two, people
might be like, I don't want to watch it again,
you know, if they listen.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
To both shows. Somebody suggested super Nanny, Okay, yeah, I
thought that would be funny too, because you both have children.
M And I suggested that too because you were talking
to Kate Casey about it and it put a seed
in my brain. Yeah, yeah, I've got I've got Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
But but sixty days and people are very interested in that,
So that's probably going to be the winner unless somebody
comes up with something incredible that I haven't thought of.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Okay, and I suggested a couple gross shows, but you
don't like those. No, I can't do gross. I won't
do it.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
I can't do I can't do pipple popper, I can't do.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
Fix my face.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
I can't do watched, I can't do any of Yeah,
so we'll see. I'll be announcing it. Nobody worry. You'll
have plenty of time to catch up on whatever it's
going to be. But it's real, it's a real blow
to your schedule. One of your shows just goes off
the air. But let's be real, that show was dragging
everyone down.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
Not Love After Lockup, sorry Family Lockup, which oh that happened.
That happened too. Yeah, I know.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
Today when somebody's like, oh, no, you got to keep
going with that, I go No. They gave us three
in a primetime slot and then put four on a
Friday between eleven and two.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
No, listen, we've seen what TLC thinks is worthy of
a primetime eight to ten slot. Yeah, they don't think
this show is worthy of a primetime slot. I doubt
we're gonna think it's great because we've seen some of
the crap they put on at primeshime.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
It was A and E TV.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
Oh sorry, A and E has higher standards than ALC.
They I think they consider themselves a little more intellectual TLC.
If I would, if I would imagine all of the
networks hanging out together, it would be like TLC is
causing a fistfight at the party, the launch party for

(07:12):
all these and then A and E is like smoking
a pipe cigar, like looking down on everyone in a
smoking jacket. And then we TV doesn't even make it
to the party because they get arrested outside. That's what
I think is happening.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
What's Bravo doing?

Speaker 2 (07:31):
Oh Bravo, is it like swirling Martini? Glasses and someone
pulls off a fake leg and throws it at somebody
I don't know. One of the throws it at one
of the TLC people, and the TLC people are like, no,

(07:52):
we're the trashiest, and Bravo's like, not so fast, hold
my beer.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
They catch the lag and they go, we have a
show about this. It's called Amputees Tea. Yeah, it's the
Learning Channel. Yeah, the Learning Channel. I'm gotta tell you,
I learned some things this week on the Learning Channel.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
So there you have. Yeah, all right, let's talk about
this people.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
This is a ninety day Fiance Happily Ever After Season nine,
episode twelve, Mama Mia, here we go again.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
Okay, okay, Jasmine all.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
Right, so I can't wait until we get to Jasmine.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
So Darcy and Georgie. By the way, Darcy reposted my
Instagram post and it made me very happy.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
That's so exciting.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
Yeah, she shared it.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
So Darcy and Georgie. So he's telling her in the car,
we're going to go and learn how to dance the Horror.
It won't matter if you wear the shorts. If you
know the horror. It won't matter if you wear a
dumb outfit to go hunting.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
You know the horror.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
It doesn't matter if your boobs are out, if you
know the horror.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
And she was like, stop it being rude.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
Stop, and she goes, I'm excited to do this because
dance was my minor in college.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
Let's go. Who knew? Did we know that? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (09:10):
I think she was like a theater and dance major.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
Really yeah, they've always been entertainers. Really, where have you been?

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Well, when Tom, her boyfriend, the British boyfriend, would go
salsa dancing, and he would salsa dance in front of her,
she did not like that. But then now she says
she knows how to salsa dance.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
So maybe he's the one who taught her. Just off camera.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
She wasn't so top heavy then, so she seems like
she could have salsa danced.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
Yeah, So Stacey and Florian arrived to the dance class.
It's like they came right from the airport.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
Uh huh. They looked ginto They.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
Look too good to come right from the airport.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
You know, well, you know, Darcy does the airport bathroom
freshen up? So maybe Stacy has a better plan. Go
to a lounge or something at there.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
Florian didn't talk enough in this episode, and you know,
we like for him to just make commentary. Yeah we
need we need more commentary from Floria. It's like, hey girl,
same outfit, Yeah you too, Yeah you look snat she
looked great.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
Yeah you dance.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
Uh huh.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
So Stacey goes, I hope everything's good here, hope you're
being nice, Georgie. He goes, yeah, I'm fine, and he goes,
but you know, wherever Darcy goes, there's drama. And she's like, okay,
so the talking head, Stacy and Flora are Stady there
and Stacy looks great. She's way less glam than Darcy

(10:35):
Dorsy geez, she's way less grand than Darcy.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
She looks good.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
And she says, you know, I'm here, I'm here to
support my sister, you know.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
Georgie, he sounds always great, that always great. I was
just on a show about therapy. But it's fine, yeah, fine,
dancing is nuts.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
And at some point Stacy just breaks into talking. So
hold hands go in the circle to the left, to
the right.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
Did you There was one part though, where she says,
me and Stacey gotten crazy stuff in our fifty years
fifty years. Oh yeah, what's the craziest thing you've ever done? Paarasailing, Yeah,
who was?

Speaker 1 (11:15):
It goes, that's not so crazy, it's just but we're
finish sharks.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
Then he goes, the sharks weren'tway from you. They saw you.
You scare sharks. That that great love. That.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
So the next morning and now they've moved to a hotel,
it seems, but they're in bed and she's like, today's
our anniversary party.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
Ooh, you have coffee breath.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
You have some of that coffee and she tastes it,
but it's like that it's like all the grounds it
looked disgusting.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
It's like because even he puts it in his mouth,
it's like it's like I have the consistency of like tar.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
Yeah, like little hunks of stuff in his mouth and
it's gross and she can't get out of her mouth.
But she also can't get the water bottle in her
mouth because of her lips. And she goes, I need
you to go and get my wedding dress and your
tuck's from Stacy, and she says the that Stacy brought
them for her so that she could, you know, be

(12:12):
back at her wedding clothes so everybody could see.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
And she she says, the dresses. Oh cood, Door, I'm
back to myself, okay, Door. Darcy.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
I was like, really did that come from?

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Like Christian?

Speaker 3 (12:25):
Your Christian, Sirian? Im with that dress?

Speaker 2 (12:28):
Really really so?

Speaker 1 (12:31):
And then talking, Natty says, this is the thing she
really posted. He says, uh, this dress that makes me uncomfortable. Uh.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
And she's had all this time to figure out what
to wear.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
And she's like, hello, Georgie's parrot and he sticks his
fingers out, like the nipples are two fingers going in
all directions.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
Hello. It's much like Stevie and Maddie when they went
to that burlesque show in New Orleans and that lady's
boobs were.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
Helic She can make them go in different directions. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's pretty impressive. And he goes, it makes no sense
why she have her boobs out like this. But I
give up this argument now. By the way, I felt
her boobs were pretty covered up in this dress. I
felt the dress fit her way better than a lot
of what she wears.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
Yeah, but the bar's very low and this is Bulgaria,
And right away his mom goes, are you cold? Yeah?
She's like, what what's happening? Are you?

Speaker 3 (13:35):
And he goes, makes those sense?

Speaker 2 (13:36):
But I give up. I give up.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
Sacy and Florian arrived. They look great.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
Stacy's all covered, you know.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
They arrive at the venue.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
They're like, oh my gosh, look this VENEO.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
It's so nice. And as she walks in.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
The lady I don't know what what her role is,
but she's stopped there in traditional clothing and they stop
her and she puts a red veil on her and she's.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
Going, thank you, beautiful, thank you about this, thank you?

Speaker 3 (14:02):
And I talking head.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
She has him look it up because he goes, I
don't know what it means. And the red veil means
protection from evil eye and bad spirits.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
She's like, I love it. I'm protected.

Speaker 3 (14:12):
He goes, do why nobody protected me?

Speaker 2 (14:15):
So? I think it was really pretty looking though?

Speaker 1 (14:17):
It was really interesting, right, yeah, very cool Floriae and says,
walk in is dead quiet and they're like, hi.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
Hello, Hi, do we sit here? What's going on? Are
we quiet?

Speaker 1 (14:29):
She's like, nobody speaks to us, nobody tells us where
to sit. It's like, do they think I'm actually Darcy
and I'm coming in with another guy like that.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
It was weird, so funny, yeah, but it was definitely
quiet in there.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
It was weird it maybe and maybe they thought if
productions around, we have to be totally quiet. We're not
allowed to talk or something, you know.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
Right, or they just haven't started drinking yet, right, because
that's I think. In Indian weddings, don't the brides wear red?
I'm sorry, I'm jumping backwards. Don't they wear red? They
do wear red? Luck or in China also yes.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
Mm hmm, okay, sorry, it's yeah, it's very the things
that we've learned, the things.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
That we've learned the learning channel suck it we TV.
So Darcy walks in.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
She's wearing the red veil and a flower crown and
it's really beautiful. I think it looks really cool. And
they're going to cross the white cloth and kick the
bucket of water. But you have to like kick the
water so that the she's just kicking the bucket, it's
just moving and he wants to you have to kick
it over.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
She can into a high kick in that dress too snatched,
too snatched, snatched, And.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
It's because the water your your marriage should flow like
the water. And then they do something about crossing the
ribbons and now you can kiss your lady and they
applaud and they say, now the father pours the wine,
and the father pours the wine and blesses the wedding,
and you're to have as many blessings as there are
grapes that took to make this wine.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
It's all very cool, pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
Loved it.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
So the mom comes up and goes, oh, you look
really pretty sure, mom, how you doing. You look great
in your business casual suit, in your mullet.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
Amazing. And that's when the mom.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
Goes, are you cold, and like touches starm, like.

Speaker 3 (16:22):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
She's like, no, not cold.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
So the parents say, you know, all of our family
showed up. It made this very special. We're so glad
everyone's here. But they're just so like, everyone showed up.
It's very special.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
This is blessed day. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
Amen.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
So they have cake, they kiss, everybody claps and they're
really getting it, like they're really kissing in front of everybody.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
Oh no, there, I think there was tongue and he
was initiating it. Yeah, he was into it. It's always
nice when there when the groom actually looks like he
is attracted to the wife, when it doesn't always happen
with this couple, particularly.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
No Or her twin sister, and the talking head. Stacy
and Florida are like, wow, Wow, he's being so great.
He's really coming out of a shell. And Florae goes, yeah,
like Miami, he in closet he closed and never opened.
But now he's like, hello, first time meeting each other,
and he looks like a closet thing.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
He's like, it's really great.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
Everybody dances, and at one point mom and dad go
they look very beautiful and dressed like young people.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
Okay, okay, what was that she.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
And the talking head Georgie goes, maybe Darcy, she enjoyed
my family's wine too much. Now, yeah, she's hammered. So
she's got on like her wedding dress and then these
like sparkly combs in her hair. But then she and
then she has the crown on and it's all synthetic hair.
So when she pulls the crown off, her hair looks
like she's maybe running the wat whacker and she's hammered.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
Mm hmmm. She switched over to slippers and which I
would do. Yeah, it was good.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
And then she's going.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
Get on fifty. Fifty was secretly fifty, and Stacy goes
secretly secretly and she goes.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
Getting old, getting old.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
It is in a good way. It's a good way, Georgie.
And Stacey goes looks it, says to Florian, oh, no,
here we go, and he goes.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
Yeah, okay, Darcy, you'd be having fun and good way
over there, be having fun.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
Be nice, Darcy. And then Stacey goes, you know, we
have to go. Let's go.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
So she goes to get her right. So she goes
over to say goodbye to everyone and thank you for
the party. She's like, daddy and momy, No, god.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
No, these people are not daddy and mommy.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
No, never have been, not even when they had an infant.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
No, no.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
And they all walk off with Darcy and her slippers
and Florian is like holding her train and in the
car she goes, I don't feel good. I don't feel good,
and they're all like, oh, she's gonna puke, and she
just leans right out of the door and we get
to see all of it, and we he like.

Speaker 3 (19:12):
You didn't you didn't shoot any of your food. You
didn't have any of that.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
She's like, shut up. She's like, I don't know, it's
all it's all liquid. She's like stop it, George. She's like,
shut the fuck up. And then Stacy is like unimpressed
with his behavior. Well, she goes he's she's really sick.
He didn't even try to hold her hair. He's making
making jokes. He should be supporting her holding her hair.

(19:37):
You were holding the back and she he was holding
the top. But he didn't really look like he wanted
to hold her hair.

Speaker 3 (19:44):
But but he was drunk and making jokes.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
Yeah. I didn't think it was that bad, Stacey.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
I thought it wasn't like she was like in the
hospital with an abdominal aneurism.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
I mean, it's right right, Like she's the one causing
a scene by vomiting outside of this venue.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
And god, can you imagine if the people were leaving
the venue and came out and your bride like leaning
out vomiting, like yeah, red all over the sidewalk.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
Oh my god. Yeah, like like a bloody wedding. It's
just the red wedding all over again. Yeah. No, I
thought she was being fine. Yeah. How many times has
he seen her drunk and puking, like every time he's
supposed to be like concerned and gentle. No, that gets

(20:32):
old the fiftieth time that this has happened.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
Yeah, I agree, I agree. She's tiny and she can't
be drinking that wine not eating any food, and no
that's the end of them. But it was very funny.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
Now it's always a good wedding that ends with the
shut the fuck up, shut the fuck.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
Up as the bride is puking.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
Yeah, started off so pretty, Jasmine Gino and Matt Matt
is is Spanish.

Speaker 3 (21:01):
Now, were you aware?

Speaker 2 (21:03):
I ai i yai yai, I mean seal he is,
he is Daisy Arnez, he is Ricky, he's playing bongos.
He might be Cuban. I don't know what's happening, just
full Spanish accent. Now, yeah, oh, Jasmine, you're in some trouble.

(21:30):
And I forgot what he said to what he would
say to Lucy.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
Yeah, you would go, oh Lucy, you're in trouble. Yes,
that's what he would say something like that. You guys,
even we're not old enough to have watched that. I
mean I did watch it on TBS, yes, yes.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
So there on the beach, and she wants to spray
tan spray suntan lotion on the baby, which now she
has a little baby bump. And he says, a yeah, yai,
I wrote because he's little. You know. Now, she says,
I don't recall my boobs being so big, and he
says me neither, and he starts grabbing his own boobs.

(22:09):
I think he thinks he's gaining weight. They haven't lifted
in a while. He's your eechte. And she's bitching about
Michigan and how it's such a depressing place and she
loves being on the beach in the suntan and she says,
my belly, it stops me from seeing my thing down there.
I miss her. I don't even know if I've shaved

(22:31):
her correctly. I'm going to need your help. Welcome to
the party, Jasmine. It's called a fupa and it's great.
And I don't you got to get a mirror or something.
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
She said, I need to get a mirror. Yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
So Matt says, this isn't how my thought my life
would go. I come from a very conservative Christian family,
so I have not told them about how I knocked
out a pregnant lady who was in open marriage at
the time. I'm sorry, knocked up a married lady.

Speaker 3 (23:06):
Knocking up a pregnant lady would be something something.

Speaker 2 (23:11):
And he was doing an open marriage. And he's she's
been living with him in sin. There's lots of things
that you have done that his family does know about.
Then he pulls out some ribs in a ziploc bag.
Were they cold or were they heated?

Speaker 3 (23:29):
Were they chicken wings?

Speaker 2 (23:30):
Were they ribs? He said, ribs? But and she says no, Matt,
the baby is vegan. And Matt says it needs meat,
and she says it could be a she, because he
says she he needs meat to be strong, and she
says she could be a she. And he says, please
eat the meat, and she's like, I have not eaten

(23:51):
me in twelve years. But she kind of licks it
for a while like a like it's a lollipop, and
then she just starts devouring it with so all over
her face, like a coyote who has been starving and
found a plane full of victims to eat, like in
the andes like just it's just sauce all on her

(24:12):
the tip of her nose and her. She just says
she went full meat barbecue fanatic in two seconds.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
They that once she started to eat it and realized
it was messy, she's like, oh, this will be a
funny moment.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
So I'm just gonna oh for sure, yea percent. She
knows comedy. Yeah. So she says, once this carnivor is
out of my body, I am vegan again. And Matt says, well, no,
you you have to breastfeed him, so you have to
keep eating meat and he has to grow up strong.
And she says, well, I've never breastfed before and I
won't do it. Have you seen these knockers? Yeah, I

(24:49):
can't know. And she says, the baby is moving. To me,
I don't know anything about babies. It felt like too soon.
When did they start moving?

Speaker 1 (24:59):
No, when you're showing like that the baby is moving. Oh,
she looks like yeah, she looks like she's like six
months pregnant.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
Yeah, what to me, it looked like four or something like.
It was not that big. It was me. It was
like a normal skinny person after a meal or me
all the time.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
No, it was you know, it was bigger than that
you think.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
So okay, See, I don't know anything about babies, so
this is all just guessing. So she's like, the baby's moving,
and Matt says, I can't wait to see the ultrasound,
see if it's a boy or a girl, and she's like,
I only care if it's healthy. And he makes some
dumb jokes and she's like, gets annoyed at his coping mechanism.
That is just dumb jokes. I don't think they're jokes.

(25:40):
I think he's just that dumb, and I think I
don't think I again, is he a trainer? Does he
work in it? We do. I thought he was a
trainer at one point, but then I thought he had
some other job. So yeah, I think he has a
real job and we could look it up. And I

(26:00):
don't feel like it.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
But you know, she's her thing that she's been posting
lately is about her hoarding problem or like messiness problem,
and today she posted like a like all their like apartment,
how messy it was, and how like she's trying to
do her reset.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
She's trying to clean up and like you know, when she's.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
Like depressed and her brain was depressed, so her place
was messy and she's trying to so that's an interesting
twist A.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
Lot, so she posts a lot. Also, thank you for
the listener who sent the shaved head Jasmine, I knew,
I did not imagine it.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
Yeah, but now she's got hair, so I don't understand
what is time.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
Someone said she said she had lice and that's why
she had to shave her head. Where are you getting lce?

Speaker 3 (26:47):
Your children live in Panama.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
Their country. Do adults just get lice if they're not
around children.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
I don't know what's happening there.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
I guess you could, but I thought it usually came
from children. Yeah, children usually passed in prison. Prison. I've
heard of Life's out she has in prison. She has
either an in prison. But then she's also been doing
a lot of posting about why she can't go visit
her kids because there's some lead law reason. It's law,

(27:24):
so law will tell us. Everything will be revealed why
she can't visit her children. So, okay, I'd like to
hear it. I would love to hear it. So she says,
with sauce all over her face, I'm in a bad situation.
We didn't plan this. My family doesn't know anything, so
they're both hiding this all from their family. My family
doesn't know about the open marriage, about Matt, about the baby.

(27:47):
They don't even believe in divorce, so they definitely don't
know that I'm separated from Geno. And she says it
makes me so sad as she shoves this animal carcass
into her huge lips. Wasn't she married to one of
the baby daddy's Yes, I want to say, yes.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
Yeah, I think so too. She's got two different fathers
of those boys.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
Let's be real, if your family has traditional values, you've
failed them a long time ago, Jasmine. This is maybe
because the chip of the iceberg got You're right your
behavior on television.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
Ooh ooh.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
So he tells her to relax, which women love, and
she's like, I'm cranky, and he's like, damn, what did
I do? She used to be nice member when we
had sex all the time and it was fun. And
now I understand Gino's problem. So they go to the ultrasound.
She's wearing like a flower crochet woodstock outfit and the

(28:47):
woman at the front is named Gina, and Jazz like,
get out of here. That's my husband's name. I mean, well,
he's kind of my husband. His name's Gino, but this
is Matt. This isn't my husband. We're in an open marriage.
Did you know? Can I explain all this to you?
And the lady's like, okay.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
The ladies like Gina is a pretty common name. I
wonder if Jasmine did not know that Gina is a
common name, common name.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
Uh. So she's like, that's a sign, Matt, if we
have a girl, it's gonna be named Gina. He's like,
and she's gonna be bald, and she's gonna talk with
a Michigan accent, and she's gonna wear a bag backers
baseball cave all the time, and she's gonna want her
toes sucked and they're gonna be all cheesy. So Matt's like,

(29:36):
Matt wants a boy, and he's like, it has to
be a boy. And she's like, you're gonna be disappointed
if it's a girl, and he goes aye, yeah, yeah,
oh it does me.

Speaker 3 (29:47):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
So the baby is as big as a papaya and
that's her favorite fruit. But that doesn't mean she's gonna
eat my baby. Nah. She's be hamming it up big
time in this episode, and with these so horrible hair
clips in terrible. The little they're the little nineties Claires,
like like four of.

Speaker 3 (30:07):
Them, four of them.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
Yeah, it's very strange. So Matt says, maybe the baby
will have your features, like your big eyes. She says, Matt,
these are not my eyes. I had surgery, and he goes, well,
your teeth, and she's like, these are not my teeth.
All of this is not God made. We know that clearly.

(30:28):
God would never do that to a person. I was
not born like this. No one is born with perfect
eyebrows like this. And she says, if my baby is
born with my face, I will have them have surgery.
I will pay for it when they're a teenager or
lee whatever. The legal age to have surgery is ten
years old, whatever, I will make the surgery. I'm just kidding.

(30:50):
I would never do that. I'm being so funny in
this episode, aren't I.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
She's really hamming it up like she's good for her,
good good.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
For you, or I think she's like, I am so
unlikable this season. I need to really be funny in
my interviews.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
So then she starts picking dirt out of her belly
button and smearing it on his white pants. I'm sure
you loved that.

Speaker 3 (31:20):
She's discussing God.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
So Matt says, I want a boy because I understand
boy stuff and a boy. The baby moves around a
lot like a hyper boy, and a bet it's a boy.
And I was like, Matt, you're not that bright. Just
you have no idea, you know less about this than
I do. And so they're doing the ultrasound and he goes, aye, yeah, yeah,
number three, and Jasmin goes, I'm just trying to think

(31:46):
what do I want. Do I want a boy or
do I want a girl? And I was like, you
have two boys.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
You have two boys, and also just wishing it and
talking about it is not going to change, but is
already changing.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
Growing.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Yes, it's like blowing out birthday candles. Yeah. Also, just
just stop pretending your boys do not exist. Also, as
my dad pointed out last season, she wanted to go
back because her mom has had cancer or something.

Speaker 3 (32:13):
No, that storyline's ever She's fine now.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
Okay, she's fine now. So she's it's looks like a
weird alien because it's like the three D, you know,
and Matt's just like baffled, and Jasmine goes, I love
Matt is always full of dumb jokes and doesn't take
things seriously. And look at him. He's almost crying and
we look and he's like not at all, almost crying.

(32:38):
He's like he's just always dumb face. So they are
finding out the gender, and she says, Matt promised me whatever,
you know, whatever it is, you will love it. And
he goes, yeah, whatever, and he's shaking his leg like
he's so nervous, like why is this such a big deal.

Speaker 3 (32:55):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
I hate this. I get genders just like construct, but whatever.
I don't have kids, so the whole thing is weird
to me. Let's go look at our kids' private parts.
So the tech says, do you see anything sticking out?
She's so very weird for a professional in the medical
fields or whatever.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
Because she can hear he said it twenty six times
and just wants a boy.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
Can you see something sticking out? No? He's like, no,
it's a girl. And Matt says, oh my god, aye, yeah, yeah,
my hair is gonna fall out. And I was like, oh,
you'll be just like Gino then oh, right with his
depends and everything. So Jasmine says, I've always wanted a
girl to do pageants. With and she'll be the next

(33:42):
you Miss USA slash Panama. She'll represent both cultures and
I'm so excited. The last time she did a pageant
that did not go well. So Jasmine says, are you happy, Matt,
And he's like, uh, okay, I guess we're gonna have
a tomboy and she says no, it's gonna be feminine

(34:02):
like me, and Matt says a hot race car driver,
and she's like Matt and he goes, ah, yeah, yeah,
And then Jasmine says, you're gonna love her. Just wait,
you're gonna fall in love with this girl. And he says,
I don't know about fingernail painting and dolls and te
t Do they earn tea or something? I don't Are

(34:23):
you supposed to walk them? He says, are you supposed
to walk them?

Speaker 3 (34:28):
Does he think they're having a puppy?

Speaker 2 (34:30):
I think you think it's a puppy. Yeah, you go
to the litter and you pick one out, and he
thought it was a girl. He thought they Yeah, So
he says, my first round pick, my first round pick
is a girl draft and he says we'll have to
have another one to get a boy. And she's like, what, No,

(34:53):
this was an accident. No more kids for me. One
is enough? Three, three is enough? Three yeah, And Matt
keeps staring at the ultrasound photos, like looking for a penis,
and he says, I don't want a girl from my
first kid. It's way too much work. A boy is easy.
I can make him do dishes and teach him to

(35:14):
fix things, and I can't do a girl. You can't
make a girl do anything. She'll cry and I'll spoil her.
So I'm gonna annoy you into having another kid, and
she's like no, and he says, just you wait. I'm
gonna keep pestering you until you decide to have another kid,
and we'll try for a boy.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
This is horrible.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
I had this one yet, just she hadn't even had
a chance like absorb the news and be so happy.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
And be so happy. And so she's like, dude, you're
lucky that you're having one from me. This was not planned,
this was an accident. Be grateful for this one. And
she goes, it's just you have this stupid mentality about
what it means to have a girl, and she's like,
why are men like this? You're so fucking stupid. And
he's like, don't cuss, don't cuss.

Speaker 3 (36:01):
Yeah, now he cares. He's going yeah, yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
Yeah yeah. He didn't care when she was throwing fists
at the Dana's birth birthday party. But now he's like,
don't cuss. So she's pissed because he's happy and she's
having her first girl and he's being a jerk. And
then he goes, ah, yeah, yeai, cringey.

Speaker 3 (36:24):
It's so cringey.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
It was so weird because when they were in the
carriage ride, that's when the mama started a lot. Well
it started maybe in the gym. He said it once
or twice in the gym, and then it became more
and I was like, oh, is this his new thing?
He's calling her mama because she's Latina. And then now
it's ay YAYI. What will it be next week? Uh?

(36:51):
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move on to our our triplet situation. Andre Libby, Jovi, Yara, Lauren,

(38:28):
and Alexi. Now what I was trying to figure out,
I was like, if Giermo and Kara make a trip
to Florida, because Jasmine is now in Florida and Julia
and Brandon just went to Florida, that'll be the whole
best mm hmmm, Yeah, what.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
Isn't about Florida? Well, I know what it is about Florida,
ye that draws the ninety day ers there.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
So Lauren, Lauren and Yara are going to go to
a place to get these hair masks. Lauren never seems
to have on a stitch of makeup. I admire that, actually,
I mean, so they're going to a place to get
hair mask and Yara is like, gosh, I don't even
know what happened at my puppy accessory party. She goes

(39:14):
there was a lot of yelling, and Lauren goes, yeah,
that shouldn't have happened at your party, like, I'm so sorry.
People shouldn't have been yelling, and the talking to head
Yar goes, I want to chat with Lauren to fix it,
because I have to prove to Jovie I have a
support system in Miami or he's going to make me
go back to Louisiana and I do not want to
go to there. So Yara is asking Lauren like who

(39:38):
provoked it? Like what started this argument? And Lauren goes, okay, well,
Elizabeth said, Elizabeth said you think my husband's a horrible person,
But apparently you said I think Andre is a horrible person.
And I never said that, Like we can all agree
he's a dick, like we've said it a million times now,

(39:59):
but I never said horrible person. And r goes, uh, no,
I didn't say that. She goes, now Noga said that.
Noga screamed it your friend. She goes, but I can't
believe we're still talking. This is some stupid, fucking high
school shit, like this is crazy, and then the talking
head Yard goes um hmm. She goes, I don't want
to make excuses for my english, so I don't Oh, gosh,

(40:23):
I'm not sure exactly what I said. Maybe I said
Lauren said it, but I thought maybe somebody else said it.
And even if I did say it, I'm sorry I
said it. I don't recall saying it. I don't like
to make drama, but I also don't want to be
a liar. So maybe I did say it in some
kind of a way. Maybe I said it, but I

(40:44):
just don't know.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
Yeah, it's like this is talking to hooker cooker, was
it Hooker? Are you a cooker?

Speaker 3 (40:53):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (40:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (40:54):
So and then your goes. I just have to tell you, like,
I'm really sorry. I don't want to be the ones
starting any drama. And I really don't think I.

Speaker 2 (41:02):
Said it, but I think they're probably gonna roll the
tape on her and show that she did. I feel
like they would have by now, don't you think if
there was footage or they're waiting for the reunion? Yeah? Maybe,
oh maybe it'll be like Rob and Jennifer having sex.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
So Lauren says, the issue the issue is is that
Libby said to my husband, you body shamed your wife,
and you know, I feel really betrayed by my friend
about that, And y'all goes oh my god, Ya, that
was really bad, and I really hope we can all
make it better. And Lauren goes, I don't know the
lines were crossed and her, you know, repeating something like

(41:41):
that's really shady and that's not something a friend would do.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
She also said, when you asked for an apology, she said,
I think your husband emotionally abuses you. M m yeah
on television.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
Yeah, Libby like double down, she said, your husband body
shames you and is abusive.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
Yeah, yeah, but I hope we can make up. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
In the talking head, Lauren goes, you know, it really
was a girl code line that Libby crossed with me,
and I just don't know if I forgive heright now.

Speaker 2 (42:12):
In this talking head, top Races are off? Oh bottom
race is still there? Top Races off?

Speaker 1 (42:19):
Interesting talking head, Yara says, oh my god, us girls
are so different from Ukrainian girls. Ukrainian girls will fight,
pull your hair out and then they forget about it.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
But us girls, we don't talk.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
Nobody talks, and I gotta find a way for us
to reset and start fresh. I just want peace on
Earth and also don't want to go back to Louisiana exactly.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
That's really what this that's really what it is. She
just needs to find Jophie some friends. Jofie doesn't care
if she has a support system. He is bored because
he doesn't have his boys to go out to the
strip clubs and the farmers do well. So just find
him some friends. Florida and Georgie will be the lad
to take him. Mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
So Jovi and Yara are looking at ski gear and
she puts on like this hot peak outfit and she's like,
oh my god, this is so good.

Speaker 3 (43:09):
She's like posy in the mirror with it.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
It sound like that Zoe Saldana commercial for the phones
that aired way too much. And she's in a zip
up and she just trying on ski stuff and then
her phone, her image in the mirror starts talking to her.
I don't know it was triggering because I hate that commercial.
I know what you're talking.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
I can't picture, but I know what you're talking about
because Zoe's Aldana and the ski.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:34):
Anyway, she's doing what Yard does.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
Look at me, it looks so good.

Speaker 3 (43:37):
She's posing, she does.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
She looks like a Barbie.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
She looks amazing.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
So she facetimes Libby is also wearing pink. She's like,
oh my god, it's meant to be. We're talking to
each other. So she says, listen, I want to go
on a ski trip to Lake Placid because this is
now a housewive show and all the couples should come.
We'll have all fun and no negativity. And so they're like,

(44:03):
I don't know, maybe maybe yeah, And in the talking
head she said she grew up in a ski town
and she loves skiing, and she loves to be in
a ski town with hot wine and hopes they.

Speaker 3 (44:14):
Can have fun.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
I was like, that doesn't sound very good, but whatever.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
Libby goes, look, I really want to go, but things
are old wine and mold wine.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
I guess it's like hot, yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
Clothes and stuff in it sounds cross to me. Sounds
like something Darcy would throw up out of a wedding van.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
That's what it looked like.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
Lebby goes, look, I really want to go, but think
it's her tense right now with the situation with Lauren,
and goes, no, you have to come. Someone's bothering you.
You just ignore them and we can ski and we
drink wine. I was like, I don't think that if
there's six of you in a house, I don't think
that's gonna work.

Speaker 2 (44:52):
No, No, you need like five other couples, and none
of them are Noga. And also it's not like just
the girls are going to be there, Andree and Alexi
don't like each other right now, and for Jovi is
going to be punching bag.

Speaker 3 (45:08):
He can't get in the middle.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
He's tiny. No, he's a little mama's boy. And Andre
doesn't expect doesn't respect him. So this could be a
disaster and.

Speaker 3 (45:19):
We're here for it.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
So I can't wait.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
Lubis says to your well, are you and Jovie in
a good place? Isn't he like right there? Isn't he
just like walking around the door.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
Yeah, yeah, No, I'm going to talk about my marriage
with all the salespeople around and my husband he's right there.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
She goes, well, you know, Jovie, he wants to go
back to Louisiana. But I don't want it. I don't
want to go back there. She goes, Mila and I
we both we love Miami. We're Miami people. So Lebby goes, Okay,
let me go talk to Andre about the ski strip
and I'll get back to you. I was like, she
sometimes she does it, sometimes she doesn't.

Speaker 2 (45:52):
Yeah, yeah she did it.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
Let me go talk to Andre about the ski trip
and I'll get back to you. So she has to
talk to her man and to get permission about the
ski trup.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
So I assume they're all going to go.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
It really would be great if the whole cast went
except for Carrett and Guiirmo.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
I don't know, because did you like that reunion where
they were all living in the house together? Yeah, okay,
super I really what I really loved the most was
was name I liked Emily, Emily super pregnant, and like,
I can't move, bring the drama over here so I
can listen like us.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
She'd be like, well, it sounds like something's going on
in the kitchen, so I'm just gonna waddle into the kitchen.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
You know. That was my favorite.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
All right, let's end with Brandon and Julia Betty and
Ron and whatever the parents' names are.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
Okay, it is so tense after the worst wedding reception ever,
when Brandon ruined the mood and Ron told Betty to
shut up, but love it. That was the best. Brandon
and Julia are at a garden with her parents eating
ice cream, and they start talking in front of Brandon
in Russian about how Brandon and Julia need to resolve

(47:06):
their issues, and he's like, what, what's happening And the
mom says, do you fight like that a lot? And
they're like, yeah, we do have some fights. And the
dad igor says, I'll try to change Julia. I'll try
to get her to change her mind about having kids.
You're as the dad, okay, And then the mom is like,

(47:26):
will help if we're needed, and she's I think she's
making a mistake.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
I think she would love to move there and be
with Julia. But I think dad, it's fine where he is.

Speaker 2 (47:39):
Yeah. So Brandon apologizes to them in Russian very poorly
for starting the fight after the wedding, and Julia says,
we thought the wedding could be a fresh start for
us to reconnect and come together, you know, and then
we could have a kid. That's what she was thinking,
and he was thinking. They're at the honeymoon making a baby.

(48:01):
So they didn't really discuss this. So they're back at
their house. Julia apparently stole toilet paper and coffee from
the hotel room.

Speaker 3 (48:09):
That was Larzia, It's like, what else do you have
in there? Said nothing?

Speaker 2 (48:12):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (48:13):
No?

Speaker 2 (48:14):
And then he goes, is this coffee?

Speaker 3 (48:17):
Is this an ashtray? We don't even smoke.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
Is this a lamp?

Speaker 3 (48:22):
What did you do?

Speaker 2 (48:25):
So he is like, she got what she wants from
the compromise. Her parents came, and I just want the baby.
They're like fully trading. They're human trafficking, like me, are
trading your parents for this little baby? That was our deal.
So Julia now has this new idea about traveling. She

(48:48):
wants to travel and see beautiful places like who knows
the jungle needs the jungle cruise. She trying to say,
to go on a safari. Yeah, I don't know, I
do not know, or like South America like that sort

(49:08):
of jungle and so no idea. So but but she
wants to do that before they have a kid. Now,
he says, I think he thinks this is another way
of delaying the process. It is, but and it probably is.
But in her mind again, like we fight all the time,
we're at the brink of divorce. We shouldn't have a

(49:29):
kid to fix the marriage. We should fix ourselves. But
they maybe should fix it in real life and not
on vacation, or maybe vacation will be the spark they need.
I don't know. So vacation is one thing she's talking
about going for months, months, like getting like I don't know,
renting out the house and just leaving. So he says

(49:51):
that's a fantasy. We have bills to pay, and she's like,
let's not discuss this in front of my parents, and
he says they're always here, and I was like, really,
Brando a really hot calling kettle.

Speaker 3 (50:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
So she says, when's the last time you took me
on a date? And he goes, I thought we were
past that. No, that's part of the issue, Like she
just wants your relationship to be So he takes her
on a little date to a spur of the moment
county fair type place and they win stuffed animals and
they get funnel cake and they put globs of red

(50:27):
goo on it that I thought was ketchup, but I
think it was fruit, like maybe a strawberry gel compote.

Speaker 3 (50:35):
I think, yeah, No, the funnel keke alone is what
you need.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
Yeah. So she's like, is this welcome to diabetes? And
he says, And so they're eating and she's like, this
is nice, and she says, this is what I want,
like us together alone, having romance. And you know if
we had kids, wouldn't have time for a spontaneous date.
Well you could like have a Betty and Ron watch

(51:01):
the kids. I'm sure they would move in and be
a nanny. So she says she'd like sleep under the crib.
Betty's like literally the hand that rocks the cradle and
it's just Betty crawling out of the under the crib
like Gollum and just being like precious.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (51:18):
So she says, I think we've been so stressed. We
just need time for us. And then I will agree
to the surgery. When your phone is dying, you need
to recharge it. I am phone. I hear you, Julia.
I am phone all the time. So it's twenty twenty five,
we are all phone. So he's like, I'm just worried

(51:41):
you're going to keep pushing it off forever and ever.
But she's not happy. That's what Brandon does to get like,
did Ron never teach him happy wife? Happy? We life?
Like Ron does everything to make Betty happy, So Brandon
should want Julia to be happy. And it's really like
happy mom, happy life. The mom has to be happy,

(52:03):
want to have children. You can't push a child on
a woman who is so miserable in her life and
her marriage right now. Like, that's not the time to
push a child on someone.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
I think they could, they could compromise it said, it's like,
we're gonna go for six months and go to Europe
and too, I think they'll go, We're going to go
on a two week cruise or something, you know what
I mean, they can see everything.

Speaker 3 (52:25):
I don't know. They just going for a long time
makes no sense.

Speaker 2 (52:30):
But I think she needs to see sustainable like action
from him, like less fighting, less involvement from the parents,
more happy times in their house for a sustainable amount
of time, and then she could bring a child into it.

Speaker 3 (52:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:46):
Parents, So the parents are a good point. Yeah, getting
away from this.

Speaker 2 (52:48):
Yeah. So he's like, I guess we could use some
times to reconnect, but we can't just go. We need money,
we need savings. It's irresponsible, but maybe she just wants
one less hurrah before kids. We'd have to make a
sacrifice somewhere. So now her parents are leaving, they're all sad.
Julia hopes they'll come back to visit that was a
very short trip. And Julia says, my mom cleans, I'm

(53:11):
going to miss her cleaning and brand It's like you
could clean and feel like your mom is here, and
she's like, no, I hate cleaning. So first they're going
to they're going to go to New York for a
few days where Brandon won't know any of the landmarks
to teach them. But then yeah, first they're going to
stop at the farm to say goodbye to Ron and Mullet,

(53:34):
and Julia says, first, sit down, I want to tell
you guys that Brandon and I talked and we want
to take a long trip. And Dad says, what do
you have the money to take a long trip? And
Julia says, we're going to have to sell the apartment
in Russia. So apparently she has an apartment in Russia
and Brandon. She says this in front of Brandon, and

(53:55):
Brandon's like what. Dad says, that apartment is your plan
B in case you leave lesbian elf on the shelf
over there, and he's saying all this in Russian and
Brandon's like, what does he say and Julia goes he says,
it's my plan B. In case I leave you lesbian
elf on the shelf and Julia He's like, what, And

(54:19):
Julia says, they've been here for a month now they
see how much we fight, and they're concerned about our
marriage and they want me to keep my Plan B.
And Brandon's like, we should be committed to making it
work and not having a plan B. So apparently she
bought this apartment ten years ago before she met Brandon.
She says, having a plan B is very common in Russian.

(54:39):
But I'm showing you how committed I am to you
because I'm willing to sell it. And he goes, I
guess that's sweet in a weird way, and the mom says,
it's you are thirty. When you're twenty, you can be
young in travel, but thirty you have to settle down.
Thirty decrepit. And dad says, we thought when we were

(55:00):
coming here things would be great, because Julia said things
were great, and now we're finding out they have all
these problems. And mom says, I am devastated. But they
should have their own life and I have mine and
they shouldn't mix. Oh, but so she really like tries
to stay separate. It's she's on the opposite of Betty. Yeah, opposite.

(55:21):
So they drive to the farm and right away Betty
is like, you were a little tense at the wedding.
Are you better now? And Julia says, yeah, Brandon took
me on a date. And Brandon says, we've decided that
we've been so stressed and we need to reconnect and
we want to travel. He's doing all the talking points
that Julia taught him.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
But wait, did you not see the trio that we
love Brandon Igor and Ron? When they were walking it
was all wet and n and Ron's like, like he's swimming.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
They would be so cute together. I swear at the
two dads, my dad dads.

Speaker 1 (55:59):
The dad was being very fun because he's like, you
got to go out here and have another dramatic scene.

Speaker 3 (56:03):
May as well got to make it funny for a minute.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
You're gonna do a pantomime jokee mime walking in wind
and so he uh, Brandon's like, we are going to
go on a trip and reconnect. And Betty's like, how
long have you discussed this? Can you afford this? How
much is this gonna cost? We haven't even talked about this.
She's literally just freaking out. Just she spirals instantly, and

(56:28):
Brandon says, well, we can get all this out of
our system and then we can have kids. And Betty goes,
this is irresponsible. You're gonna lilly guig around Europe and
spend all your money and that'll add more stress to
your marriage. I do see your point, but and Julia's
parents agree, but Julie is like, it's our decision, and
Ron says, reality is like here, you have to come

(56:49):
back to reality. You have to work, you have to
be you know, pay for your house, you have to
be with each other in real life. This trip isn't
going to solve all your problems. And if your relationship
can't survive in real life, but it can only survive
when you're on vacation, that's not a good sign. Although
you guys won't be on the vacation and that's one
of the major stressers.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
So all four parents are not on board. Yeah, all
four parents.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
Yeah, And they're like, Brandon, you're just going along to
make Julia happy. And Brandon, of course, his opinion flows
like the wind and whatever whatever person is talking to
him at that moment, and so he goes, they make
some good points Julia, mommy is making some good points,
and she goes, what's more important? What I want or

(57:38):
good points? And Julia's like, Brandon, what do you think?
What do you think? And he's like, I don't know,
and she's like he doesn't know.

Speaker 3 (57:49):
He doesn't know what he thinks.

Speaker 2 (57:50):
He has no opinions besides what his parents tell him. Yeah,
and then Julia can get in there for like a
few minutes, but then they creep back in and so
she's like, you're all against me, and you make Brandon
turn on me and I do everything for you and
you do nothing for me. And she storms off, and
Betty's like, let her go, She'll come around, let her go.

(58:12):
She's so mean spirited.

Speaker 1 (58:14):
Meanwhile, they're all standing there and the parents don't speak
English and they don't speak Russia, and they're like, so
do you want some food beverage? Let's pretend to walk
in the field again, like they're just sliming.

Speaker 2 (58:30):
She's like they are, like, are we leaving now? Julia
just walked off? Do we go with her? What's happening
Brandon crazy Russia?

Speaker 3 (58:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (58:41):
Yeah, she said she's gonna get a New York by herself.
I was like that doesn't make any sense. So next
time on the Florida group, those three couples are headed
to the mountains.

Speaker 2 (58:51):
Maybe you see Laura Laura, Laura and is.

Speaker 1 (58:55):
Conflicted about going on the trip, and she's talking to
Noga and Noga's like, yeah, yeah, I wouldn't want to
go on a trip with them either.

Speaker 3 (59:01):
They like to start shit, and Lauren's like, Jimmy.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
Noga is not the one you should have reached out for. Now.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
What is Gino's uncle's name, Marco, moncle macle, uncle Geen.

Speaker 2 (59:15):
You know.

Speaker 1 (59:16):
So Gino meets with Uncle Marco and he says he's
telling he's like, she's pregnant with Matt's baby, with Matt's baby,
and Uncle Marco is very upset. He's like, I walked
her down the aisle. I cannot believe this, he says.
But Karma is a bitch.

Speaker 2 (59:33):
So okay, you don't know the whole story, Marco. No,
I'm not saying Jasmine is innocent by any means, but
like there were two parties in this.

Speaker 1 (59:42):
Talk to cousin Donna. Cousin Donna knows it all. Jasmine
cries to Matt. There it looks like they're in like
a target or something, and she says, you know, my
own dad rejected me when he found out I was
a girl, and now you're doing the same thing. It
breaks my heart. Tears, no tears, just no tears my face.

(01:00:05):
And then she with no tears, goes, so we're going
to have to break up, walks off out of the target.

Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
So Julia has.

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
Stormed off and Betty goes she just blows up and
says she's going to New York by herself, and maybe
she should.

Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
Well, are you going to take these Russians to the airport?

Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
Yes, someone has to deal with the Russians. So we're
obviously flying out of New York, Like, what are you
talking about?

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
Back in Bulgaria, they're you know, packing up to leave,
and Georgia goes, I have to go ahead take care
of some things here, and.

Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
Jarcy goes, yeah, I have no idea what that means?
No idea?

Speaker 3 (01:00:40):
And Flora goes, yes, that's the question.

Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
What does he have to take care of I'm talking
to Jarcy goes, all I've said to him this whole
trip is I need transparency. And then he drops this
mom and it seems like he's leaving and she is
saying to Florine Is says, he could just take all
my money. Georgia can just take all my money. I'll
send him a big, fat fucking check tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
He gets in his car and closes the door.

Speaker 3 (01:01:03):
He's probably doing something nice for her.

Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
Oh do you think it's a fake out? Yeah, I
think he invested with the same people that Andre invested with.

Speaker 1 (01:01:14):
Yeah, and he's like, I didn't expect Russia to invade Ukraine.
There goes no money and shambles.

Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
Yeah, also has nothing to do with Moldova or Bulgaria.

Speaker 3 (01:01:27):
And that's it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
And we didn't get Kara and Gherimo this week, so
we didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
Get to stare at their beautiful faces. I did see
Kara posted a you.

Speaker 3 (01:01:36):
Know, ask me anything.

Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
Yes, said, oh, we heard you don't have full custody
of your child.

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
And she said because I had seen somebody said that
Ghirmo had customycus. That was like just a post somewhere
and I didn't believe it because I was like, she
would never allow that. And she goes, this is crazy,
She said, this is what This is one of the
questions I get asked a lot. Let me assure you
my son is with me six nights a week, and yes,
I have custody of my child. I would there would

(01:02:03):
be nothing that would ever keep me from having custody
of my child.

Speaker 3 (01:02:07):
So I don't know where that room has started.

Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
But don't worry. He's with me six days a week.
That's crazy that people like have the opposite. Yeah, facts,
They're like, no, we heard you don't see your child ever,
She's like, no, he lives with me.

Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
I think it's because Ghirmo posted a picture of he
and his son on like the first day of kindergarten
or something, first day of preschool, and from that people
gleamed Ghirrimo has custody. I was like, no, he'd probably
there on this.

Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
She's so selfish wanting to go off and be a
pop star and like doesn't in leaving her child, Like
it's all tradwife stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:02:43):
Like because he wanted to go off and just joined
the Air Force.

Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
Joined the Air Force and people go to pilot school. Yeah,
she's making money for the fit. I don't get it.
I don't think either of them are perfect, but she
gets so much hate.

Speaker 3 (01:02:57):
I just don't get it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:58):
I don't get it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:59):
I don't get it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
But whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
I've seen that. When I went to look for something
else on Reddit about the show and I saw all
the hate for her, I was like, jeez, Louise people.

Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
Yeah, no, it's like unbalanced. And it's not even like
one post will be positive. It's just like seems like
all just wow, guys, I really don't like her. Give
her bright, Like, is she any worse than half the
people on this show, like or hate for Angela or
someone like who really deserves it? You know?

Speaker 3 (01:03:29):
Yeah? Yeah, Gino maybe I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
I mean it used to be Jazmine, now it's Gino,
but I mean it could change back at anytime.

Speaker 2 (01:03:38):
That's it, guys.

Speaker 1 (01:03:39):
We'll be back next week with another episode of Happily
ever after. I'm glad that this season so far isn't
killing us so far.

Speaker 3 (01:03:47):
Yeah, pretty good.

Speaker 2 (01:03:49):
We are, I'll agree with that statement. Yeah. We are
twelve episodes in.

Speaker 3 (01:03:56):
Wow, probably halfway through.

Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
Good for us. Look at us, We're so positive. We're
not even miserable. Lot people are miserable, yes, yes, yeah,
they're miserable, but we are not.

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Speaker 1 (01:04:23):
They have a podcast it's called a Date but Dateline
where they talk about dateline. So this past week, I
think there was a dateline about the Sandra Burchmore case. Yes,
and you're guy's covering that.

Speaker 2 (01:04:34):
Yeah, with special guest Jake, who is our co host
on a Date with the Bake and has filled in
for me several times over the past couple of years,
and so he knows a lot about Katie got him
into the Karen Reid rabbit hole, and so now he
knows a lot about this. So it's the first time
we've ever done an episode with the three of us.

Speaker 1 (01:04:55):
Oh, okay, fine, Well, the Sandra Burchmore case, in case
you guys don't know, is tangentially connected to the Karen
read case because a lot of the officers were the same, uh,
and so that's kind of the through line there. It's
sort of the same town, same town, same crooked officers,
you know.

Speaker 2 (01:05:11):
The same prosecutor. Yeah. The girl was you know, allegedly
kill herself and she and she didn't. She was murdered
and it's many trigger warnings. Yeah, it's a it's a
hard case, but fascinating. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
Well, I'll look forward to that episode. I just listened
to your last one, and.

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