1037 - 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After (s913) "It Wasn't Over, It Still Isn't Over" with Kim (90 Day Cray Cray) - Pink Shade

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Speaker 1 (00:13):
Starting with the cough. Hey, everybody, welcome to Pink Shade.
It's TLC Tuesday. Right when I went to talk, I
like sucked it up a bug or something. Oh my god.
Let me get some water and I'll sort over hold
up as it outtakes literally you know what I mean. Like,

(00:33):
I went, okay, Okay, here we go. I'll clap. Hey, everybody,
welcome to Pink Shade. It is TLC Tuesday. I'm here
to talk about ninety Day Fiance Happily ever After with
Kim of ninety Day Fiance Craig Cray.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Hey girl, Hey Mary Payne, so happy to talk about
HGA with you today.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Listen, you've got plathmaster Kim still listed on your on
your Hi Ron there. Do you want us to still
think of you as the plotmaster?

Speaker 2 (01:05):
I you know I haven't caught up on the season
since I last talked to you about it, so I'm
not the plotmaster. I know I've been meaning to And
there's just there's so much freaking TV right now. We
got UK well wrapped up UK. We've got the Other Way.
We've got Hia, We've got Love's Mind just coming.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Back seeking sister wife. We've got that Sea.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
King Sister, Oh, the best show on right now and
Match Me Abroad. We just wrapped that up too. I
loved that show so dumb. I loved it.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
It was so good. I thought, good my co host
did that show. Keisha is about to interview Sarah from Houston.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Oh. I hate her really, Oh my god, She's my
least favorite person ever on any of these shows. Kyle
thinks it's hysterical because I'm like, he's like, I've never
seen you dislike so Bundy so much. She's she just
she Oh, I really can't stand her. Wow, that's hair extensions.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Well the hair down to that are really something.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Yeah, just her expectations like that. That dude that took
her to eat the frog legs, that was such a
cool experience, Like you're in Singapore, you want to eat
street food And she was like matprints Charming would never
take me to do this. I'm like, okay, like you
suck you bad taste.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Well, the guy she's with now is super hot, so
good for her.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
I guess whatever. Yeah, I hope he's an awful person.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
So I didn't mean to bring up such a bad subject.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Wow, I didn't know interviewing her I will listen to
that interview so I can hope to like her more.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
But yeah, yeah, Kesh's going to talk to her. And
so she was telling me that the day. I was like, okay,
because they live she lives in Houston as well, Like
you go into her house, she's like, no girl at
the zoom. I was like, I'd like a better if
you went to her house. And then so we go
over and see Tiger Lily too, and this is if
you could tell them apart. Yeah, oh I.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Really wanted me. I would love to listen to a
Tiger Lily interview. Did you see the latest like on her?
And she's like teasing divorced.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Don't you think that's like clickbait because she wants to
be on Last Resort or something.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
I think it's an audition for last Resort, But yeah,
I don't know. She's also like like kind of hinting
at being pregnant again. I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
I think if you if you break up with your
husband and you have little children and a life and
everything else, and the day before you were like posting
fun videos in your kitchen, and then the next day
you post like a heart with like a slash down
the middle, like stylistically like that takes a little time
to do that, to make that. I was like, no,
she had that prepared, like let's figure out when to

(03:50):
drop it. So no, I don't believe you, Tiger Lily,
Baby and Baby, I don't believe you. Baby. Listen speaking
to baby and baby. Let's talk about these people. Ninety
day h A, we got season nine, episode thirteen. It
wasn't over. It still isn't over.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
That's what isn't over. Who are they talking about?

Speaker 1 (04:11):
It wasn't over, It still isn't over is the title
of this episode.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Georgie and Darcy Probably.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
They're posting that. They're also you know, she's posting like
moving forward and enlightened love.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
She's going to be on last resort. More power to them,
I hopeful.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Yeah, here I screenshot Darcy's when we get to her section,
i'llah make sure to read her hashtags a couple. So,
but let's talk at first about our Uno dos Dre's question.
Our says, our our sixth sum here that we've got

(04:49):
call it.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
We call it Miami Fight Club slash Ski fight Club.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
Okay, yeah, it's got to have a name for these
six people. It's like sex tuplets. It's because I was like,
first it's a throupple, but then there's more. But they're
trying to make it like real housewives where everybody's together,
and I'm not on board with this.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
It's weird because these people don't like each other, Like,
Yara's the only one that understands the assignment totally. Lauren
is not interesting enough to be a housewife, and then
Libby is just I don't know, it's it's very strange.
But Yara is a class act in all of this.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
I love her so much. So they're all just lumped
together now, these people, right, so you know it's interesting. Right.
So they show Alexi and Lauren at the beginning, and
it says they live in Hollywood, Florida, But all this
b roll they're showing is Fort Lauderdale.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
So I looked it up. Yeah, they're close together.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Hollywood is nineteen minutes from Fort Lauderdale. I guess. I guess.
Hollywood is a suburb of Fort Lauderdale, which is a
suburb of Miami. Okay, well I.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
Wouldn't call Fort Lauderdale a suburb of Miami.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
No, it's thirty six minutes away.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Those two places are very different. I did some work
in South Florida in a different life, and it's Fort
Lauderdale and Miami could not be more different. But yeah,
I guess it's the bird flies or thirty six minutes apart.
It doesn't actually ever take you that short of time
to get there, but well, it's.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Like if you go from kro to Tallahassee, it's also
about thirty six minutes.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
About thirty six minutes.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
Yeah, So Laura's friend Noga comes over and they're working
on PTO stuff for school, and my dad we called
it PTA. I don't know why they changed.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
Did they call it PTO? They did call you? Oh,
I thought that was a I thought that was a
typo from my point.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
Okay, parent teacher Organization instead of parent teacher is so
association Anyway, Now it's called PTO. So they're talking, you know,
they're doing their thing whatever. I like Noga. I feel
like they're kind of trying to make Noga happen, and
that's okay. I'm okay with her.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Yeah, she's pretty. I just don't think she's happy, like
she just like supports Laura. Well, I mean a great
friend everybody wants a friend that's just like, yeah, I
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let me tell you what happened at Yara's party for
her products is what she says. She doesn't want to
give it any life to say what the product is,
but she says, you know, you know, she comes up

(09:46):
and Limby comes up as like I heard you called
my husband a horrible person, and No Goa's like okay,
and then she just goes in on me saying like
your husband body shames you and No Goa's like what,
and of course No Goa's I mean he does. But
Noga says, you know, they're bad people and they just
like want to start fights. They're bad people actually, and

(10:08):
then Lauren goes yeah, but then like Yara invited us
to go on this ski trip and we really need
this getaway. And also we're getting paid, so we're right.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
You don't have to go on vacation with people you
don't like if you're an adult, right, So like you
can do a getaway buy yourself with your husband without
people that you don't want to be around, spending your
vacation money. But TLC's gonna pay for this, so I
don't feel bad.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
That's what I'm saying, is TLC's paying for it. So yeah,
and then I have to pay babysitter because they've got
her mom there. So Lauren's now packing in her room
and the kids are, you know, helping, and Alex comes
in to help with the vacuum packing. And then I'm like,
should I start vacuum packing my clothes? I'm like, a
good idea. Yeah, I've never done that, but it looks

(10:59):
like that's a good idea.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
But then you have to bring the vacuum seal thing
that's huge, Like, I guess I just never packed that much.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
Well that's what he was saying, the little pump, because
he was saying, you have to bring that to do
it on the way home, because on the way home
you won't have a vacuum cleaner, so you got to
like pump the thing to.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
Yeah, and then the preparation, just bring less stuff or just.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
Bring an extra suitcase. That's that's the way I would
do it. So now we did, I do notice in
her new talking head. So we're doing talking heads, you know,
out of order, as we do on Love After Lock
Up as well with like JK got new teeth and
then he doesn't have new teeth, and on here some
of them she has all her braces, some she has
nor no braces. Es she really has bottom braces.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
Oh, I didn't even notice that. Yeah, braces are too
much for me.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
They're hitting, they're disappearing. Yeah, it's faster. It's faster with
the real braces.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
Oh is it? I never even noticed her teeth.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
Their teeth are fine.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
Yeah, Why does she get brace?

Speaker 1 (12:00):
I don't know. So they're joking. Lauren and Alex are
joking about having sexy time on vacation, and he's saying
she's gonna be vacation Lauren, which is funny because we
do call my husband vacation Dave. When he goes on vacation,
we're like, is vaca because he doesn't show up right away.
He usually shows up all this second day of vacation.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
K three okay, yeah, all right, you know I need
a data ease in sometimes.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
Yeah, and then he's real vacation he yeah, he's just
like whatever woo. Okay. So now Jovian Yarra have dropped
myla off with Gwynn and they're ready for some fun.
So they all meet up at the airport. They get
in this big van. They have a two hour drive
from the airport to Lake Placid. Now they're chatting about Elizabeth,

(12:49):
and you know, Lauren's like, oh, I named one of
my ziits Elizabeth. And Lauren says, I could be cordial
to Elizabeth, but she's really portrayed me like she broke
girl code and now I don't trust her and I
don't believe a word she says. Now, what are your
thoughts on this? Because I tend to agree with Lauren
on all this.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
How did how did Libby break girl code?

Speaker 1 (13:09):
Because she blurted out what Lauren had told her, like
as girls like to let you know my husband has
made me feel this way. Now whatever words a lot
to use. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
That's pretty shitty. It's sad to me. Yeah, you can tell. Like,
what it's more troubling is that Lauren seems like scared
of Alex and like his per set. Oh I didn't
say that, like, oh god, like you definitely did definitely
mentioned it on camera at some point. I mean, I agree,

(13:40):
it's shitty that like who and she's like, well, of
course you know Andre's reading my text messages.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
I'm like, that's that's also that's also bad.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
Yeah, my husband doesn't read my time. I mean he
can if he wants, but it's yeah. I With that said,
both Kyle and I agree that if you're gonna tell
all one of your friends something very personal, you should
just automatically assume that their spouse is gonna know too.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
I think so, I don't know. I just I always
I'm like, when I have juicy gossip, I'm like, husband,
you have to know this thing. And then he's like,
he refuses to talk shit about people. So it's never satisfying.
But I still enjoy telling him.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
Call me next time because I will, especially if I
don't know the people, then that's even more exciting for me.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
But like Mary Paine, you don't know these people, but
let me tell you.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
Yeah, I'm like, yeah, give me the whole backstorre gives me.
So a listener wrote in and wanted us to know.
And I don't know, I don't know if somebody else
to put their recap out, but they were like, all
podcasters need to know. The Lake Placid is not like Aspen.
It is not fancy.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
Yeah, I've never I've never skied out east. I've only
skied out West, so it looked nice.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
Well, this person really wanted us to know. Please do
not think it is like Aspen or you know, Steamboat
or even Jackson Hole. I guess I don't know, but
I was like, okay, just an hole.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
Is fancy man that plays fancy well Jackson Hall.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
I've been one time. My husband goes every year on
a work trip to Jackson Hole and he's always wanted
me to go. And I just went this last year
and we stayed at the Four Seasons and blah blah
blah for you again, not paying for this for work.
But there's only that one area where you go skis.
It's not like I was like, this is it. This
is very small. I wasn't impressed. I'll tell you that much.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
Do you ski?

Speaker 1 (15:41):
No?

Speaker 2 (15:41):
Oh, that mountain is incredible.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
Yeah, okay, well maybe the skiing part is. I was
just at the bottom, like looking at you like there
was like, you know, there were people drinking hot cocoa
and there was a band playing. I was like, this
is kind of fun.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
Didn't you take the big gondola like up to the
mountain spot where you eat the waffles and the in
the hot chocolate. Nope, Oh that's it's incredible.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
I had the wrong shoes. That was better the whole time.
Maybe if I had better shoes, i'd be better. Maybe
I was told to bring the correct foot where I'd
be five. I was like, I'm gonna break my ass.
So Lake Placid did have the Olympics, but not fancy
like Aspen. We got it, okay. So they arrived at
the resort, which to me looked perfectly nice. I did

(16:24):
look it up and did have like, you know, four
diamonds from Triple A or whatever, so.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
I would stay there. Look nice. I had. The bar
looked fun. I thought it looked whatever, look cozy.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
The view from the windows that they show on the
website you couldn't see because it was night, is just
all lake. It looks with mountains. It looks really pretty.
So in the Talking Head, Yara is like, every time
we go to a hotel, Jovi says you want to
fuck or what. He's like, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
Isn't that the point?

Speaker 1 (16:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (16:54):
Whatever, it's a bank trip. You need to get on
with it, man. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
So she's like, I love this place. She's like it's
giving my daddy has all the money. And then she
turns around and he quickly like takes off all his
clothes like it was wild. It was wild. It's like
they used to talk about, like Harvey Weinstein. You would
go to his room. By the time he turned around,
he had like taken all his clothes off. You're like, whoa,
what are we doing?

Speaker 2 (17:19):
WHOA hard comparison for Jophy to Harvey Weinstein. They have
very pain just sag.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
It's just weird.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
No, he was in that robe so fast.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
He does it several times, so she's like, oh my god, stop,
are you nuts? So then Lauren and Alexi see their room.
They're like, it's about to get steamy. Now. Did you
notice now they have cameras in their rooms? There were
cameras like these weren't cameramen. So I was like, oh,
we're gonna have to see some things later, like.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
Like you don't need to see Ninety Day Fiance cast
members banging.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
We just we got we got it till we got
it on Hunt for Love, we don't. We've learned that
we don't need it. So Jovi and Yara and Lauren
and Alexi are hanging out with some newly weds at
the bar. They're talking to the bartender about the Sasquatch
of Lake Placid, which I guess will be a plot
line for next week, which I'm into. I'm into a
side spot.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
I'm into that nobody's skiing on this trip Mary Paine,
like zero people are skiing. I do want to see
some people tumbling on skis that I don't particularly like,
but I don't think we're going to get that. So
I will I the sasquatch will suffice. Yeah, I'm happy.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
That's what I would be doing. I'd be looking for
the Sasquatch. So, you know, like plast is not that
far for me, maybe I could go there. So talking
to Lauren says, I'm happy to have some time you know,
with Yara, with no Elizabeth, because we you know, haven't
been that great of friends in the past, and Alex
Is like, yeah, we're having a good time hanging out
with Jovi drinking that's what he does best. Like, we're

(18:52):
having a ball. So then Jovie goes to Lauren and
Alexi let's go to the room. Let's go I've got
a bottle of tequila. Let's go to place some games.
So again, just within four seconds, he's disrupted, like.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
Bro, it's so funny. He's in a robe with other
people in his room. Like he's like like it's a
swinger situation.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
And they're like, what are you doing? So he wants
to play never have I ever? And it's like he's like,
never have I had braces? Now I have seen that
Jovi here and the probably the last six months. I
saw a picture of him on Instagram where it did
look like he had clear braces, which is my dream.
Is my dream for job is to get braces. That's

(19:33):
my dream. Because his mouth bothers me a lot, I've.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
Not even noticed it. Now I'm gonna hone in on
that next time. There's a lot of other things with
his face that I guess it's that far.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
On is his mouth, It's all. It's all. It's his mouth.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
You don't think it's his forehead more like it's large.
I don't know it's bad. I repeat, Yuri says, Mother
Nature and other nature don't bless you Jovi. Anytime you
want to talk about my looks, look in the mirror.
That's one for the record.

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Man oh I screenshot that and I said, this is
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So this leads into a conversation about piercings. Alexei says
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(21:51):
under his lip.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
Not surprising, and they were kind.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
Of they're all joking about like things they did when
they were younger, and Lauren goes, I literally look the
exact same that is in high school. And now we
did get a weird picture of her, like with a
hot dog hanging out of her mouth and like a
moon's fallible. What why girl?

Speaker 2 (22:08):
Why the hot dog?

Speaker 1 (22:09):
Don't that's incriminating in the trash.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
We don't need that.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
But Jovi goes, yeah, you know, I look exactly the same,
but y'are your's early pictures are the fucking worst. She's
just fucking unrecognizable, and they're all like stop, and Lauren goes, no,
she's beautiful. He goes, she's beautiful now.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
And then he tries to backtrack and say, I didn't
mean that you looked bad before. I just said you
you didn't look the same.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
I'm like, n no, no, it said she looked bad.
It's this terrible and the talking had together. She's like, Jovie,
what you said is very hurtful and it's like, no
secret I've had.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
He goes it's no. He goes, it's no.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
He goes, okay, but why he goes, it's no secret
you had work done, Like that's the truth. I don't
think it's bad. No, he's a clown. He's a dick,
and I I already don't like him in his stupid mouth,
and now I'm really mad at him. He's really mad.

Speaker 2 (23:05):
She is definitely does has not hidden the fact. Like
I watched an Instagram reele with her where she was like,
people say they love the way I look, and how
could they look like me? She's like, I can really
look like this. This is fake hare, these are fake boobs.
This is makeup. I have my face done. I got
a note. She's like, you could look like this too,
but it's having somebody else like. It's different when you

(23:26):
say it yourself than when like your partner said, that's yeah.
It's messed up for her.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Husband to be like, yeah, you look good now, because
before you look like a fucking dog. I mean you
know what I mean, just like terrible.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
Especially since he like paid for her boobs and I
don't know how much of this work he paid.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
For, but you know he needs to pay for it.
Get your fucking mouth fixed, Joey, that's what you need
to pay for looking mirror.

Speaker 2 (23:50):
Mother Nature didn't bless that mouth. You get it fixed.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
So Lauren and Alexi go to their room again. This
is where I'm noticing it's a stationary camera because he's
like off camera talking and she's like. He's like, okay,
she's drunk, and he says, can you unboot my boots?
Which was funny?

Speaker 2 (24:08):
Oh I forgot that.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
Yeah, so Jovie's talking to yar. He goes, that was fun.
I'm glad they came over, and she goes, hey, by
the way, you're not so cute either. He goes what
She goes, go look in the mirror. The mother Nature
doesn't bless you, okay, And I don't talk about your parents,
you don't talk about mine, and being with me for

(24:29):
so many years, you should know what you should not
touch and what you should which is a great point
because she's like, you know how I feel about that,
and you said.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
It purposely to be hurtful, so wrong.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
She's completely right, and he goes, oh, I can't ever
do anything right. I mean she did look different, but
I mean she was a child, no one, she was
probably in her twenties.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
Yeah, I mean maybe she was eighteen at the out
of minimum when she started getting worked one.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
Who knows, but I mean, he goes, I think she's
taken this way overboard, and the talking ed she goes,
he doesn't think before he speaks. He's being insensitive and
for him it might just be like bullshit, But for me,
I'm telling you it's not. It's a traumatic past. He
joked about that in front of our friends, and it's
very hurtful, and she's completely right. So then again he's

(25:19):
trying to take all his clothes off. He's like, okay,
so it's a joke and now you're just going to
be mad. I'm just going to clean up this mess.
And she goes, you know, I had a lot of
years in therapy and really there's not nothing that can
hurt me. I'm strong and resilient. But this is the
thing that hurts me. And you brought it up in
front of everybody. And she's like, who does that. He's like, oh,
I'm just going to take a bath, and she goes,
who gives a fuck about your bath?

Speaker 2 (25:41):
Your is funny. I know she has understandcy assignment too.
She knows we're here to make a show. Good for you, girl.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
But then he's just like, you're just an unhappy person.
You're just miserable. You can't even be happy on vacation.
I'm like, bro, the way to it fix this entire
thing would have been like, oh my gosh, I thought
we were all joking about the way we used to look.
I'm sorry, Like, I shouldn't have said that. You're right,
You're right. I shouldn't have said that. And that's it.
The whole thing would have been over.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
Yeah, and Steady makes it worse. It's going to be
a no sex for Jovie tonight.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
Sorry, no bang trip and lake like clacid. Okay, Darcy and.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
Georgie and Stacy and Florian.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
And Stacy and Florian. Now le you want to talk
about some disjointed editing here, Okay. So these arrive to
do this firewalk thing. It's the day after the wedding
where she was like throwing up red wine and they
just not mentioned so I mentioned that.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
He's like upset.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
Nothing. No. This is a Bulgarian tradition to clear the
bad energy and welcome the new. It's called Nessinari dancing.
You dance and ask the gods of the sun to
bring good luck. It's nighttime yeah, it's Gods of the
Sun and there's no dancing.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
Dancing, and Florian and Stacey don't even attempt to.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
No, they don't even take their shoes off. They're like, well,
it was like, you guys did that, so we're good.
Georgie walks across the coles holding Darcy and Floria and
Stacey laugh and they're like yep. And I was like,
there's no dancing, there's no Gods of Sons because it's nighttime.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
Okay, So now it was like thirty seconds as well,
like they did this whole scene for like zero footage.
It was weird.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
It was weird because you're like, was there a whole
scene where there was some sort of dancing earlier in
the day.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
I don't know. But now it's nighttime. It's the same
night because they were saying the day before was this wedding,
and it's the I guess they said goodbye to the
parents to never see you again at that event.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
Yeah, it was weird. They didn't explain that at all.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
Then they're packing and Stacy and Florian come in. They're like,
oh my gosh, you can always lugg it us. The
fake Chanel luggage. I'm like, does anybody in the world
believe that Darcy has a quilted Chanelle suit.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
Mary pay They are very successful and Georgie just married
her for her money, So yes, I do believe she
has Oh, no, seven thousand dollar suitcase. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
No, a purse would be seven thousand dollars in the
suitcase would be twenty five k. There's not any way anyway,
things like this. These are things that really bother me.
So the vakeness. So Georgie's like, yeah, you know, I'm
glad you guys got to come. It was such a
good trip. And Saycey goes, yeah, God, you guys are
leaving happy, and you're not like the Darcy and Georgie
that are in Miami. You God, you're happy. So Florian says,

(28:37):
when do you think you're going to get to come
back to Bulgaria And he goes, oh, hopefully soon. I
got to figure out how to get the free time
and the money, and I want to come back now
to take care of some things. Now here's my question.
This comes up twice twice. He says here and later
he says, now that I can come back to Bulgaria,
I'm going to come back more often, which begs the
question why hasn't he gone back for so many years?

(28:59):
And why is he saying Why was he saying that
now that I can come back, I'm going to come
back more often because.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
He got his paperwork through the marriage. That's the only
thing I can think of. But I know that you, like,
let's let's go through some scenarios. So hypothetically, if Georgie
were in the US for fourteen years undocumented, I don't
think you can just get married and like.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
Married to that other girl who's married to that other girl.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
Yeah, So I don't know if he just like never
got his adjustment of status or what happened there, but
it made it seem like something with their marriage and
paperwork that they did because of the marriage, he's able
to like get his residency so he can go back
and forth. I don't know, Like it just doesn't seem
like that's really realistic though, based.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
On I don't know sense, because he was married before
to that other.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
Girl, and they want to make it seem like he
used Darcy for a green cart, you know, So that's
what they're making it seem like. But it's probably not
that at all.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
Fourteen years is a very long time to not go home.
It is, and he was working.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
I had money, Like, you don't have one thousand dollars
to flight a Bulgaria. I just I feel like he'd
make that a priority. It's very weird.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
It makes no sense that he didn't see his parents
for that long. Weird. Okay, so if somebody knows the answer,
please reach out and let us know. Reach out, let
me know, and then I'll text him. Because she does
not going to check her dance or anything. So you know,
he says he needs to have free time and money
to be able to travel. And he says, yeah, and

(30:32):
I'd like to come back here and like take care
of some things. Now Here is where this goes off
the rails for no fucking reason, no reason for this
to have caused a fight, in my opinion, no none.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
Stacy always does this, say make a fight out of
absolutely nothing.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
And Stacey goes, oh, yeah, you want to just come
back here by yourself, just without your wife. He goes, yeah,
you come back and spend more time with my family.
He's like, yeah, now that whatever happened, and I can
come back. I could come back for like a month
and really see all my cousins and other people I
didn't get to see on this four day TLC trup,
you know. And he goes, I don't know, maybe well
I'll come back here. I think about like buy apartment

(31:11):
for when I come back. Says he goes, Oh, really,
you think about buying like a family vacation home. And
he goes. She goes, that's great, that's great. That's great, Georgia,
but you should try to save money and buy a
house with Darcy in America, like a condo in Miami,
like American dream. You know, I just hear I. I
just goes to show you're always hiding something. I was like, no,

(31:32):
he didn't. He said, I might want to come back,
I might look at buying something because probably the dollar
goes way further and he can have a little condo
there so when you go now that he can actually
visit his family. This was not a big deal to
me at all, And maybe, okay, all right, I'm not I.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
Think I think some of the other Georgie stuff is
like troublesome, like the fact he did not tell his
wife that he got a promotion, or when he works
or what his job is or how much money he makes.
All this stuff is very weird, but like this in particular, Yeah,
I don't know why not, Like sure, buying a place

(32:10):
in Miami is gonna be what a million dollars minimum,
but if you can pick up a little condo in
Bulgaria for like ten thousand dollars, like yeah, they're even
fifty you know. I mean, I don't know, there's no
harm in like looking around might do you remember what
he had during good COVID, Like when he had like
the money in the sock was that him or Florian?

Speaker 1 (32:31):
That was him? That was Georgie. Then he hid the
money in his socks and she went in there to
get something and he had like hundreds of dollars rolled
up in his hiding the money from her.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
I forgot about that. It just recall, I just recalled.
But yeah, it's like maybe he has sock money to
buy this thing that he's been many since before they
got married.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
Like yeah, oh she she took that sock money. She
touched that sock money. So when the talking to him
with Stacey and Florian, she goes, you know, Georgie, he
just he's selfish. She's being selfious selfish, and Florian goes, no,
I'm not shocked. You know, basically he never honest with
her every day, little by little, Oh you tell me this,
but then is that and then which it like basically

(33:11):
like that, you know, like it never changed. We hear you, Florie.
We know we don't understand you, but we know what
you're saying. We get it. Yeah, little by little he lies.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
Just like I wish Florian was more chaotic. I love chaos, Florian,
I just need but he had a couple of really
funny moments here. But he was so well behaved at
the wedding last week. It was I know, I was like,
no drunken toast, like nothing, Come on, Florian.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
I know that's what we live foring. Yeah, So back
in the room, back in the room with the four
of them, we're talking. Darcy goes, oh, yeah, you're right.
It is like a lot of eye statements and you
where's this money coming from? You're gonna buy this apartment?
And he goes, Darcy, I'm not talking about tomorrow, right,
And he's trying to be like, I'm saying, one day,

(34:01):
I'd like to go back to Bulgary and have a
little place. So I can visit my family. He's just like,
I'm not talking about tomorrow. She's okay, I guess I'll
just be stuck paying the rent again in full, just
so you can buy this apartment. I don't even know
how much money you have, said, how much money are
you putting towards this apartment? Don't forget we have to
pay taxes. He's like, oh, yeah, I have a couple
of billion dollars. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now if Florine is
getting lower and lower in his share, He's like, if

(34:24):
I just get down, they won't see me. So Stacey goes, yeah, yeah, Georgia,
we all know you got a promotion. Where are you
hiding money? Why can't you be transparent about your income?
Now we know he's a SPA manager in Miami, so
he probably makes a decent amount of money.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
I would think so, And I just I'm assuming there's
like commission and then he gives He probably gives massages
on the side, and he probably makes cameo money. Only
I don't know what the man does, but right I.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
Forgot about Probably he's on cameo look that up.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
I don't know if he is.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
But birthday's coming up in my future. My birthday is
coming up in the future, everybody, if anybody else Florian?
So yeah, So Stacey's asking about the money and then
talking to Eddie goes as always, they pile up on me.
Stacey puts bugging in Darcy's ear. And this is the
reason I can't bring stuff up because she overreacts. She

(35:23):
overreact to everything. Now she's stressing for no reason or
ruining the whole experience. And I gotta say I agree.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
Can we talk about like Stacy bringing this up for
Darcy's husband and yet like what the fuck does Florian
do all day?

Speaker 1 (35:38):
Like he doesn't have a job, job, Like we know
Georgie has a job.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
Yeah, Florian is not contributing to rent. And if they
get divorced, she is gonna support his ass for however
long she has to. It's gonna be a nightmare. So
good luck.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
Florian doesn't have a nine to five that we know of,
at least Georgie like goes to a job.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
Laurent doesn't have a nine to ten. Like, there's no,
I don't think this man is employable. He did the
modeling one time, but he's too old for that now.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
Hilarious. So the talking said in the talking Head, Darcy says,
you know, after this whole drip and all the growth
that we made, then he just brushes me to the
side and he doesn't include me in ways that we
could grow our wealth. And it feels premeditated. And I

(36:31):
was like, grow your wealth? What okay?

Speaker 2 (36:34):
Makable, This was hysterical because Georgie's just like, you're broke.
You don't have no money. You got zero money. Stacy
have no money too. You're spending all money on clothes.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
A fake clothes and fake bags.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
Oh, it's so funny. I died. I was like Georgie
calling them out. He's basically he probably is it with
Darcy to have any access to his money because he
knows she'll spend it.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
Well. The between the four of them, it seems he
is the only person that like clocks in and has
like a ten ninety nine, do you know what I mean? Like,
so in the lobby, the girls are talking like he's
not gonna change. He only cares about himself. Hell, he
only cares about his ego. Now they're spinning themselves up
over this tiny little thing that was nothing, and he's
walking through and she goes, you can just have all

(37:24):
my money, George, y, I'll send you a check tomorrow.
He goes, you don't have no money, Stacy, have no money.
He always broke shopping. You spend money on clothes and
and Stacy goes, oh, hey, what we'd be homeless if
we were broke. And then Florian is getting lower and low.
He's almost on the floor. Now he's like, oh god,
but he did kind of smirk when Georgie was like,

(37:46):
all of you people are broken. Floria's like, yeah, we are,
we're all broke yep. So then Darcy's like, how much
do you make at this bar? And he goes, why
don't you talk about how much money you make? And
Stacy looks at Flora and he goes, you just gonna
keep quiet, You gotta keep quiet. He goes, no, no, no,
I'm thinking. I'm thinking. It's all in my head. It's
all in my head. So these Georgie looks at Stacy

(38:11):
and goes, I've said nothing to you. Why are you
involved your marriage? Your problem? Stacy, you're not perfect. You're
just talking down to us like we're beneath you, we're
beneath you. Darcy goes, I'm going in a separate car.
We're gonna need two taxis. We're gonna need two taxis.
So outside, Stacy's like, you didn't say anything to stick

(38:32):
up foot for us. Florian, Florian, this is.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
The best part. Florian's like, what the hell are you
talking about? I love this is where you see chaos, Florian,
and I'm like, I need more. He's just like, what
are you? He just yells at you.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
You didn't get enough Florian that we needed in Bulgaria.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
We really didn't.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
Really, they didn't pay him enough. They're like, instead of
giving you a five hundred dollars Amazon gift cards, you're
only getting two fifty. He's like, well then I'm not
bringing it. Yeah, I'm not bringing it. So She's like
that fucked up Florien and you used to have her
back and he's like, the fuck you talking about? What
the fuck the fucking have your back? What you fucking
means days? Then Darcy starts it on. I have sisters,

(39:13):
I have daughters, I have family. You don't act like family.

Speaker 2 (39:21):
Darcy is off her rocker here, like, can you imagine
if like your husband got mad at you and like
left in a cab and your family was supposed to
meet you to say goodbye, and you hadn't seen them
in fourteen years. And they're like, where is he? He
got mad and left like she he doesn't even have

(39:41):
the wherewithal to lie.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
No, dude, no.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
So embarrassing. Oh, Darcy is fifty, like she acts like
a twelve year old.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
It's and it's all over this one tiny thing like yeah,
I'd like to come back your weddy, like maybe I'm
thinking about getting a place. And then and that's what
that's what happened. So in the talking head, Georgie says,
you know, Darcy, she always assumed the worst stacy had
fueled to the fire. And it's mind blowing the way
she acts like she knows my sister and family are
coming to say goodbye, she doesn't communicate. She runs away

(40:15):
like I don't know.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
What to do.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
Yesterday we had the great party. Today I'm alone. It
makes no sense. And Georgie, you're not apprized, but you
are correct in this instance. So the sister and the
family come to say goodbye, and he's like, Darcy's upset
because I said I wanted to travel to Bulgaria and
now he says, now that I can again, Now that

(40:38):
you can, and the sister's like, we just got you back,
and now we got to deal with this. Wa could do.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
Sister verbatim says, this is not good. This, this is
not good.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
We agree. Yeah. So the sister also was like she
could travel alone, you could travel alone, you could travel together,
Like what deal? So you know, he goes, I don't know.
She gets mad over nothing, and the three of them
are against me. I don't know. Sisters like sort it out,
work it out, you're married, and he goes, it's not good.

(41:13):
The sister goes. Sister goes, no, it's not good. He goes,
I don't want to bother you with my problems. I
was like, yeah, you're gonna get to see them for
like ten minutes, just like say goodbye. Just be like
she's poop, she's pooping, she's got that.

Speaker 2 (41:25):
I was like, just tell oh, she had to go
fix something with her passport at the airport ahead of time.
I don't know, she had to go with.

Speaker 1 (41:31):
Production, yeah something anything.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
So easy to lie. But there's their kids are there too.
They're all confused, and they're all like that alien lady like, yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:42):
When will we see you again? Uncle Georgie we've never
seen before, so, you know, talking to Eddie's like, I'm
embarrassed that she's gone and the trip was good, but
now I'm not even excited to go home with her
because of the way she acts. Now we're in the car.
We got Florian and Darcy and Stacey. It's a weird editing, okay,
because we've got the three of them on one row,

(42:03):
and then we get a real quick shot of Darcy
on the back seat by herself. I was like, well,
are there three of them? What happened?

Speaker 2 (42:14):
Yeah? I don't know. You know, she didn't crawl over
the seat. She's got too much going on. I don't
think she's got limber.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
I don't know if Like ten minutes into recording this,
they're like, we got to pull over it and put
because it's too hard to film, and they just cut
that clip. But the editing on this.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
Show is terrible for this couple, terrible funny.

Speaker 1 (42:34):
Yeah, So so they're talking and Floring goes, what's you
gonna do? Are you gonna continue with this? What you're doing?
It's like up and it's down and what we're doing,
and she goes, I just want I just want Georgie
to be open and honest, just open and honest, and
and the talking Eddie goes. You know, I do have
problem sharing with her because she acts this way. She
doesn't get it. He pretends to cry.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
Now he's never crying. It's crocodile tears.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
He these are the this is what she posted. Sometimes
walking away is the most loving thing you can do
for yourself. I am choosing peace, truth and the love
I truly deserve. Here are her hashtags on her own post.

Speaker 3 (43:16):
Hashtag Darcy Silva, hashtag healing heart, hashtag choosing peace, hashtag
real Love doesn't cheat. No, hashtag walking away to heal,
hashtag self worth journey, hashtag deserve true love. Hashtag new
chapter begins hashtag from pain to peace, hashtag love without lies,

(43:42):
hashtag heart healing.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
Not no hashtag Last Resort Season.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
Three hashtag power couple. No, none of that, But we
do have one two three with the word healing in it.
H A L. So Real Love doesn't cheat. I guess
she's going to be accusing him of cheating.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
I mean, shock anybody, no, And like I feel like Stacy.
We saw this a little bit from Stacy and Last Resort,
where it was all fun and games when you're forty
years old to beg yeah, the twenty five year old.
But then when you're like fifty and you're perimenopausal, you're like,
this actually sucks. I don't want to go out and

(44:26):
party and look hot all the time. This is exhausting.
But I have this hot, like pretty young thing, Like, ugh,
it sounds like a fucking nightmare if I'm being honest.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
They chose to move to Miami to be like in
the night life, so they could, you know, party it
up and do it big, and they.

Speaker 2 (44:43):
Don't want to go out. It's Georgie and Florian going
out together, you know.

Speaker 1 (44:48):
And I think those two have been lying for each
other for years.

Speaker 2 (44:51):
Oh absolutely, yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
Yeah. We get a very quick scene with Brandon and Julia,
with Jerry yelling I'm do everything for you, you do
nothing for me, and mom and dad let's go, and
then she's like, we've called a cab, but yet they're
putting their luggage into a production van. It's very confusing,
and she tells her parents they're just gonna go to
New York alone. So I guess they're gonna go to

(45:14):
New York for like a day to see it. And
then they'll fly internationally out of New York.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
I think she's just taking her parents to the airport.
I literally think it's as simple as that. I think
it's three o'clock in the afternoon. She's gonna take her
parents to the airport. They don't speak English. She's gonna
their flight probably leaves late, and then she's just gonna
stay overnight. There is gonna be like midnight or something.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
Well, because they're in Norfolk, and you know, I take
the train to New York a lot, and so the
Norfolk has a train line, so I'm sure they can
just pop on the train.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
She said. The train station's ten minutes from here. I'm like, oh, okay,
production's taking them to the train and she's gonna take
the train with her parents to New York, help them
with their luggage, get them to the airport. They don't
speak English. This was planned. They are blowing this way
out proportion.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
Yeah, yeah, I think this is all fake and everything's fine.

Speaker 2 (46:05):
Yeah, I think it's fine. I don't know what Julia
is on about this season of like I want to
go traveling. I want to I'm like, what are you
talking about? It's yeah, it's all weird. I think it's
all just like we need somebody to be on aha,
because I think that Kara and Girmo broke up pretty
quickly when Aga started filming it, and like they were

(46:27):
on yeah, and they were like, we need to throw
somebody else on here, so we'll throw on Brandon and
to Julia, yeah makes sense. Kara Gearmo stuff I think
is pretty compelling because it's like real, it's very heartbreaking.

Speaker 1 (46:39):
It is they're really high, very when too hot. People
can't get along. What are we doing?

Speaker 2 (46:45):
He's like a young Pedro Pascal. He's he looks so
good this season.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
And she's so stunning, and people really are like anti Kara,
and I'm like why.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
I don't know. I'm kind of team Gearmo here. I
wasn't to start with, but honestly his dims are like
full of just filth and good for you, Girmo, get
on it.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
The only thing I didn't agree with Carrie and Gearmo
that I didn't that I kind of thought was sketch
when he said, you know she had this old boyfriend
that was like fucking sketchy was aa DJ And they
chose and they chose there one night a month Girl's
Night to go on this particular night where he was
the DJ, and then they would go to after parties

(47:30):
at his house. When she's at his house at his
girl's nights, I was like, okay, now that I don't like.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
If my husband was like, oh yeah, I'm just gonna
go to like the girl I used to dance with
and do Aspong goes with, and I'm just gonna go
out until four am and then I'm gonna go to
her house for the after party until six am. But
nothing's going on. I only fucked her once, like ten

(47:55):
years ago. It's not a big deal. And I'd be like,
uh no, sir, I don't think so. By the way,
we have a child, so if you come home at
four am or six am, you're not gonna wake your
ass up to be a parent the next day. So like, sorry,
not sorry, it's a hard fucking pass for me. Like,
that's not that were reversed, she would be so pissed

(48:18):
at him. There's no way that would fly.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
Yeah, I agree with that, but I'm not like anti
Kara at all. I think that's not anti Kara.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
I think but Hata is stupid.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
But that's well, you know, okay, she could.

Speaker 2 (48:31):
Sing really well.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
I think she can.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
I just don't like that style of Chatta. And I
also just think it's dumb to think you're going to
be like a bit chatza star at age thirty two.
But you know, how dare you?

Speaker 1 (48:42):
She's so young. So as the Brandon enjoying thing ends
with of course Betty and Ron going it's okay, this
is always your home.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
We love you.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
He's not leaving her, like just relax. Well, we end
like we always do for the last four hundred seasons
of this show, no matter what, we always have to
end with Jasmine and Gino because they're never leaving our
television never, at least this time we have Matt. So
Matt and Jasmine go to a baby store and she's

(49:12):
grabbing just stacks of clothes and he's like, oh, we
don't have to grab all pink and he's trying to
like make jokes about Camo and you know, things that
aren't pink, and the talking to head Matt goes. You know,
I'll be honest, I am stressed to be the father
of a little girl. And you know that's what I
get for not understanding it's a fifty to fifty shot.
I guess I'm stupid. Yeah, quit talking, dude.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
The baby can wear camo. It doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
The baby can wear a camo. But that's not I.

Speaker 2 (49:43):
Thought the Matt wants a girl thing was kind of
like played up for draw. I don't really get it
that was this true reaction. That is pretty messed up.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
But if this true reaction is if we're having a girl,
like we immediately need to dry for a boy when
this first baby's not even playing them. We're not even
a couple, Yeah you're not. And then there's you know,
so many like fake crying that with no tears. So
they're chatting about the baby, you know, being a girl,

(50:14):
and he goes, God, I don't know why, because I
just have it in my mind like the oldest siblings
should be a boy because in my family, I'm the
oldest and I'm a boy. She goes, that makes no sense.
I'm the oldest in my family and I'm a girl.
And then she explained, you know, my dad rejected me
because I was a girl. He disappeared out of my life.
He left me when I was three because I was
a girl. I tried to reach out after college to

(50:35):
tell him that I had graduated with honors. He was
not interested in being a parent. Those throwback pictures of
Jasmine are given some Jura vibes.

Speaker 2 (50:44):
I'm like, whoa, yeah, whoa, whoa, this is really rich
coming from Jasmine. I was like, so, did you leave
your kids because they're boys?

Speaker 1 (50:54):
Right?

Speaker 2 (50:54):
Well, now that you're having you're gonna stay with her
because she's a girl. Little hip critical but.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
Seems to be the case. But yeah, she does that
crying with no tears in the baby shop where he's
like doing that and he kind of smirks like, oh
this is oh okay. Line line on line I can't
remember because I forgot this is the scene we're doing.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
And this guy is not made for television.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
No, he doesn't have the practice, the practice of the.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
He's just such a normal dude. I think he's just
not a lot there.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
Yeah, he's cute.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
He looks so much like you know, Matt in Amini. Yes,
he just every time I see him on screen, I
just think, a Meani's gonna show up and I'm like,
which Matt is this? They look the same to me.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
I don't know the other Matt, the other Matt with
the weird tattoos is way better looking.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
I think you think. I don't know. I can't tell.
They look the same to me. He has this weird
baby feet tattoos on his chest. You could never have
sex with him, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
And the hands on his back. Yeah, the weird.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
Fee on the front and hands on the back. It's
not anatomically possible unless there's two people.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
It says. Listen, they'll try to make sense of it.
So so she goes, if you can't love the baby
because it's a girl, you're under delude right now, and
you have to prove your father material Are you out
of my life now? When she says you're under delude
right now, he does kind of smile because like you forgot,
they're supposed to be like serious, and she's insulting him.

(52:29):
He goes, okay, will you prove yourself too then, and
then she throws the giant poly clothes at him, and
once again Matt, who is suddenly now Spanish, says ay
ya yay He says ay yayy a lot ay ya
yai ah DearS me. He just we noticed it. Several
of his cost We started going, come on, mama, Sita,

(52:50):
come on, mama. We started doing that.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
He started doing that a few episodes back, like when
they were on that carriage ride in Depressing Michigan and
before they moved, and now on the latest episodes, he's
doing a lot of ay yay yay yi ideas Mio.
It's like, okay, okay, man, so bad, it's so bad,
so bad. So in the parking lot they're talking and

(53:15):
she goes, you, you have put my daughter in this bad
position because I had to be with a fuck boy.
He's like, what what? So she is saying to the camera,
I put my daughter in a bad position because I
am having him with a fuck boy, is what she says.
And he comes out and he goes, are you ready

(53:36):
to go? Shays you bought nothing. You bought none of
the clothes that I threw at you to buy, and
then she goes, at least Gino would be happy about
the baby. He's like, okay, she brings them Gino a lot.
I was like, you need to stop.

Speaker 2 (53:48):
The hat when they first walk into once upon a
Baby and or whatever, once upon a child and Gino
would stop talking about Gino. Gino. You could never be
pregnant by Gino because he would not have sex with
you because he's not interested in you. He's never been
interested in you, And like you're gonna sit here and
reminisce about g It's so infuriating. I just god, these

(54:11):
people are terrible. This I always joke around on Craaker.
I'm like, I'm chaing Matt and like it's because of
these three assholes, he's like, somehow the best of the three.
It's shocking.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
And then he showed up. He showed up in one
of those bad boy bad Boys in ninety day videos
did with Gino.

Speaker 2 (54:35):
Wait a minute, I hadn't watched that. The whole way through.
Gino and Matt are both in that.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
There was a one of those videos where they're walking
down a hallway in Vegas from in a hotel and
Jamal trips Gino, who falls on his face. This is
the video, and Matt is in the picture too, and
Matt is like behind them. Yeah, there's a couple of
minutes all fakes.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
Then Matt and Gino don't even care. I I've never understood.
I'm like Gina with this little calculator, like you are
so happy that Matt took her off your hands. Do
not even joke about that? You did not want her
or you don't want anything to do with her. That
saved you the stress of breaking up with her. And
Jasmine's full of shit. When she's like, I'm just gonna

(55:18):
leave and raise this baby without you, I'm like, really,
how are you gonna do that?

Speaker 1 (55:22):
Only fans, I guess. So in the parking lot, he's like, look,
you keep trying to like fight with me and make
you make me the enemy, and she goes, no, I
thought I had the worst dad in the world, but congratulations,
because you're worse than my dad.

Speaker 2 (55:36):
He's like, Okay, he's a shitty thing to say.

Speaker 1 (55:39):
He's like, you're being an asshole. These are low blows.
And again you could tell they're not really fighting, because
if they were really fighting and he said to her,
you're an asshole, it would be it would be full
crazy Jasmine from six seasons back. So she goes, and
the baby can feel the energy that you're giving. And
he goes, oh, the baby doesn't even be English, which

(56:00):
is what my husband says all the time about our dogs.
They don't speak. So he says, he goes, why are
you angry all the time? Low key? This is like
sounding like the problems you have with Geno, like screaming
and yelling all the time, and then he didn't want
to sleep with you. And she's like, oh my god,
fuck you. You have no idea what it feels like
to go through this at my age. I'm almost forty.
This is killing me. I am in the wrong. I'm

(56:25):
always a bad person. I'm that one that yells and screams.
Then he calls her per Rico, I heard you are
missing all of Matt's.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
I did not hear him say or like dios mio, which.

Speaker 1 (56:44):
He says porrico. And they wrote parakeet on the screen
to translate what he was saying in Spanish.

Speaker 2 (56:51):
Oh he speaks Spanish. No, he doesn't.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
He speaks about Spanish like I do. So she goes,
leave me alone. I hate you. You didn't even buy
the baby clothes, but the baby doesn't even want them
from you. He goes, all right, just chill, get in
the car. So she gets in the car, and in
the car he's like, look, I'm trying to communicate with you.
I don't want to fight with you, Mama. You know
I'm worried. Mama. I don't know why you don't understand.

(57:19):
This is a big deal for me. You know, parenting
is not easy. I try to think about why my
own dad left me. I'm never going to leave our baby,
but I'm scared I'm going to fail. I'm not rejecting her.
If it made you feel that way, I'm sorry. It's
not an apology. He should just say I'm sorry. He says,
I didn't mean for my reaction to make you feel
like that. I'm not like that, and she goes, well,

(57:42):
I think your apology is sincere, but I need time
to regulate my emotions. I was like, there you go.
You do now. Gino tells us I'm talking head. He's
done with Jasmine trying to ruin his life. He's got
to try to get himself back to normal. So Gino
and Uncle Marco and the nephew Anthony nephew Anthony muskeet

(58:04):
a twenty five dollars gift card every time he's on
screen because he's on Scream, but he never talks.

Speaker 2 (58:08):
He never talks. Also, I would really like details on
Gino keeps saying, Jasmine ruined my life. How exactly did
she ruin your life? You still live in your home.
You decided to quit your job because you're getting TLC money, Like,
I'm sorry, how did she ruin your life?

Speaker 1 (58:26):
And now women come out of the woodwork wanting to
date you because you're on TV.

Speaker 2 (58:30):
You're a net positive from this, and some other dude
came and took her off your hands, like you didn't
even want her, So like, what is the problem here?

Speaker 1 (58:39):
I agree? I agree with all that. So they go
to eat Italian food. It's a lot of you know, Manza, Manza,
a lot of Italian things. We're reminded by Uncle Marco
that he walked Jasmine down the aisle. He loves her
so much. So Marco says, Gino, what's going on with
this open type of marriage situation? Because I don't know

(58:59):
anything about it that nobody told me, Anthony. You didn't
tell me. Nobody has told me, because Dana hasn't told me.
I know nothing. Yeah, brand new information.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
Didn't watch the entire season of Leicester sort where they
went to couple's therapy.

Speaker 1 (59:19):
I love how they're like, you know, we went to
couples therapy. And but then then he says, Jasmine cheated
on me with Matt and spent the night at his
house and he's the and he's the guy she wanted
the open marriage with. Now she's living with Matt, and
she called me over there and said she's moving to

(59:39):
Florida with Matt and she's pregnant. Uncle Marco, I hope
he got a chance to eat his chicken farm or
whatever before because he just like, oh no, Uncle Marco
has gotten drunk. He's had quite a bit of red
wine and he's outside and he's like, this is ridiculous.
She cheated on my nephew. I was in with her.

(01:00:00):
I feel violated. Then he starts talking as if Jasmine
is there. I don't know, honey, I really don't know Jasmine.
And he throws his hands to the sky.

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
This is so dramatic. Whoa this guy? He is not
even shocked. Whatever, He'll bring it again.

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
Bring your A game to this, Uncle Marco, Bring your
A game. You're getting a free chicken parm out of it.
So Uncle Marco says that you know I can tell
you're hurt. You're hurt, deep deep she knows, like, yeah,
I am Anthony, who realizes he has lines to say
here says.

Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
Always said something. Yeah he should.

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
He's the one who says you should write down your
feelings that's right.

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
You should write it down, write her a letter.

Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
And Marco says, yeah, then you take it a gasoline
and you burn him. See you see those feelings by
so now Gino is at a coffee shop doing businessman cosplay.
He's got his laptop. He's oh, look at my coffee.
Oh my goodness me. Yeah, I'm an Instagram influencer.

Speaker 2 (01:01:10):
Let me post that he's got a calculator, Mary Payne,
where does one purchase a calculator, like with the big buttons,
it's like an adding machine.

Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
He's just like, so, we have one of those. And
I'm not lying to you when I tell you I
have it free marriage and I've been married twenty five years.
That's how old. It's like. It is like this big.
It's like this big. Yes, it's downstairs. Every so often
you get it out. It feels good. But also I
just use my phone, that's the thing.

Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
Yeah, it's hilarious that he brought a calculator to the coffee.

Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
Shop and he's got his laptop. He's got his calculator.
He is ready to do.

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
Many devices that can do addiction for you.

Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
People are like, does he know his computer has a calculator?

Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
He has an engineer, he should be able to add
some miscellaneous numbers in his head. But let's move on.

Speaker 1 (01:02:02):
That's true. That's true. So he's working, he's writing his manifesto.
How let me count the way as the jasmine has
ruined my life? And he says, what I want to
do is I'm going to write all this down and
then I want to I want to say the words
to her. So I think what I'm going to do
is read it to her on the phone, not on
video chat, and see her disgusting face.

Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
He would be Matt, because Matt is so ugly, you know,
oh so ugly. So ever, ugly and short and short
and short.

Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
And he says, this is going to give him closure.
So now he comes up. He comes up with the
almost six seventy six thousand, it was seventy five nine
twenty five that he's spent on her, and just look
at that. That's can you get that on the camera?
Seventy five thousand dollars I spent on her. I'm not
going to let her get away with this. I'm going
to make her pay.

Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
Okay, you can be reimbursed for a wedding. He includes
the cost of the wedding, Like, I don't think that's
something you get reimbursed for when you get a divorce.

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
Just eight, let's just let's say he spent two thousand
dollars on one of those rings. I'm going I'm being generous.

Speaker 2 (01:03:14):
I think that's generous.

Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
But yeah, and then he's also counting like rent or
mortgage he's paid on his home while she lived there.

Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
Don't get like the money you paid to feed and
house your spouse while you were married. This is absurd.
He only spent I think he put ten grand for
like the VS and the green curtain. He didn't even
he didn't even hire a lawyer because he was too cheap.
That's why your kids aren't here. He just yeah, he so, okay,

(01:03:44):
this is dumb. This is it's so dumb and crazy, like.

Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
So we'll see what happens next week.

Speaker 2 (01:03:51):
Gave me back for the wedding. Oh my god, that
killed me. I was like, yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:03:56):
Remember when I paid for Coco to go to the event.
That was four hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
Yeah, exactly. You knew that you were going to bring
her here and she couldn't work, Like, what did you expect?
He's just such a dick, It's like she didn't ask
you to quit your job.

Speaker 1 (01:04:10):
No, that was the stupidest thing ever. That was the
stupidest thing ever.

Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
That's on you, buddy.

Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
So next time on, Andre and Libby arrive on the trip.
Talking to hed, Andre says he's excited to have sex
and a bathtub and of the snow.

Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
Sex and a bathtub.

Speaker 1 (01:04:27):
I wants to have sex in the snow. Okay. So
Julia is coming back from New York just on the
next train. We guess. Literally, she has not talked to
Brandon and she's nervous to talk to him about her decision.

Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
Okay, her decision.

Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
Okay. So Darcy and Georgie, Stacey and Florian and another
couple that's just like, why are we here? Are sitting
at dinner and Darcy goes, do you want to move
on with me or just find the next rich bitch?

Speaker 2 (01:05:04):
And this is the word that she uses, the d
word divorce.

Speaker 1 (01:05:08):
Yeah, And he goes, okay, you know me, I'm always wrong,
and she goes, don't be married. Just Bomford a force,
Jasmine says to Matt and some other dude that's his
friend says, Jasmine says, you need to be a man
and act accordingly, and the friend goes, yeah, you got
to grow up, bro. She's like, even your friend degrees.
So I don't know what he did, but he did

(01:05:30):
something childish in her mind, and.

Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
I just want to say preemptively, I am t Matt,
go ahead.

Speaker 1 (01:05:38):
We don't know what happened.

Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
I don't care what it was. Matt okay, yeah. Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
Gino calls Jasmine and says, it's obvious that you used
me to come to the United States to obtain a
green card. A green card. It is a fucking scam
and it is marriage fraud. To the tea, I've already
gone to immigration, looks like she cries. Now, there's not
any way if we're taking this at face value, that
it's real that he would be able to approve any

(01:06:06):
of this, because they were on a TV show for
like eight years.

Speaker 2 (01:06:09):
Literally eight years or like six years. It was a
very long We're think on the very first season of
The Other Way or I can't even we were gay
a long time ago. Yeah, we saw.

Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
Them before they were even engaged, and then they got
engaged and then they were like back and forth. So
they've been on for a very long time.

Speaker 2 (01:06:27):
No maybe it was before the Anyway, I looked it
up because I was looking up how many seasons they've
been on. Compared to jenn Is Jenny and Cemet that
were on the first season, They've been almost on the
same number of seasons. But somehow Genny and Semit keep
bringing it and are hilarious every time, and this is
so old and like it just.

Speaker 1 (01:06:48):
It just seems so fake. Where virginia'submit, you don't.

Speaker 2 (01:06:52):
Like they're really that dumb.

Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
Yeah, yeah, either's just really that dumb. You don't think
it's fake at all. God, Genny is meant on that
last episode she's standing around in a wool sweater. I
was like, are you hot, girl?

Speaker 2 (01:07:06):
It's so funny to me. I love Jenny and Semitt.
Oh my god, they're opening the restaurant. It's just too.

Speaker 1 (01:07:13):
When she was like, we gotta figure out how wide
this is and he goes, oh, yeah, two arms, and
she has turned the other way and he goes oop,
one and a half arms, and I was like, literally,
that's the exact same distance across. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:07:26):
Oh man, I'm team row hit on that one. By
the way, so messed up, totally crash. That guy's restaurant
is the Yeah, but Jasmine and Matt, there's no gino.
There's no way he can claim marriage fraud. She is
no mountains of evidence.

Speaker 1 (01:07:45):
Like, here's here's what I have to tell you about Cement.
Listen to this. You're not professional, You're not professional, You're
not professional people.

Speaker 2 (01:07:54):
One of my favorite lines of all time. What are
you amateur?

Speaker 1 (01:07:58):
Work?

Speaker 2 (01:07:59):
People Like what do you mean? You're not professional?

Speaker 1 (01:08:01):
Work?

Speaker 2 (01:08:01):
People like, yes, we know you've never worked. Thank you
for God.

Speaker 1 (01:08:05):
Weird people that don't know how to have a job.
Oh my god, I love it.

Speaker 2 (01:08:10):
Funny God, oh my god, it's so funny.

Speaker 1 (01:08:12):
Every time Kim tell me what you guys are covering
over there on ninety Day Fiance Craiker, we cover a
lot of the same stuff, but sometimes you throw something
at me and I'm like, say.

Speaker 2 (01:08:22):
What I think? So I am probably the only person
on earth who loves diaries. I love diaries. It's like, okay,
half of diaries is really funny. This is where Corny shines.
And I'm convinced that this is how she Finally the
TLC gods granted me my biggest wish that she was
on Hunt for Love like a real spin off, and

(01:08:45):
so anyway, we're covering diaries because I love it. We're
covering we just finished up Match Me Abroad. We're covering
ha on our main episode. We have Seeking Sister Wife,
we have The Other Way, which is just fantastic.

Speaker 1 (01:09:00):
So far it's great.

Speaker 2 (01:09:00):
Yeah, it's so great. And then we'll be starting Love
is Blind, I guess in two days. Oh god, it's
such a such a whirlwinds when it happens.

Speaker 1 (01:09:10):
So Love is Blind? Have you have you pre watched? No, Kim,
I've pre watched the first six or bad. It's so good.

Speaker 2 (01:09:24):
It is.

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
There are there are I love yous. There are then
changing your mind about who you love. There are there
are people that get engaged, there are people that leave.
There are people that are just such liars that you're
just like, really like such liars. And then there's that

(01:09:46):
thing in the men's thing where like the men start
to realize who the other ones and then they they
don't actually care about the chick at all. They just
want to win. I love that, you know, they they
want a prize they didn't want.

Speaker 2 (01:09:58):
It's really hard to cast men on that show. So
I read that like they have so many women apply
and then they have to seek the men. They have
to like find dudes to be on the show. Because well,
that's interesting that you say that, because you can tell
because the met are shitty and the women are like
really there usually for like good I mean, you got
some ones like that art girl that was on uh

(01:10:21):
Perfect Match who like definitely wanted to be famous.

Speaker 1 (01:10:25):
But oh Madison, Madison.

Speaker 2 (01:10:27):
Yeah, but I think a lot of them are there
for the right reasons, whereas like the dudes are just
who was that Javin on the UK Love His Wine?
I was like, there is no way this guy wanted
to get married, No.

Speaker 1 (01:10:38):
Way, no, no, no, no no. I have to tell
you that it's funny that you said that about the guys,
because there is and I won't spoil anything or say anything,
but there is a guy who, bless his heart, I'll
just say that, and he uh, he's out of his
league with this girl and it just it's not going
to end well. And she says to him, like, how
did you get cast on the show? In the pods

(01:11:01):
because she says, basically she was like a girlfriend or
something of somebody influencer, which I'm making at my life's
career to figure out who it was. I can't figure
it out. I'm waiting for the show to actually drop,
so somebody on Reddit will just tell me. But she
was like with some huge influencer and she was like,
that's how they found me to come on the show.
How did they find you? And he goes, I applied

(01:11:23):
and she goes and she goes, what like? And now
that you're saying that, it makes sense.

Speaker 2 (01:11:30):
It makes sense Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:11:32):
Because he really is there. He really is there for
the right reason.

Speaker 2 (01:11:35):
See, they need to but I think that's better. I
would prefer them to really want to get married.

Speaker 1 (01:11:41):
Yeah, and he really does. And she's a demon, but
there are a lot of there are a couple of
demon girls. And there's one girl that says something extremely
homophobic like you're just like whoa. It's inspiring on all cylinders.
My episodes are coming out on when day. I got

(01:12:01):
so jealous. It's so easy. You too can get them Netflix.

Speaker 2 (01:12:06):
And ask how do I write them? You need you
need to give me a tutorial.

Speaker 1 (01:12:11):
I'll give you the tutorial anyway. So you guys are
covering that too. You're gonna love it. Make sure you're
texting me once you start watching it.

Speaker 2 (01:12:17):
Oh, I can't wait. Okay, yeah, but you can find it.
So our podcast is ninety Day Fiance Craig Cray and
our Patreon is Reality Craik Cray and that's where you
can find us.

Speaker 1 (01:12:26):
Yeah, your Documentaryiah, you do documentaries and stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:12:30):
Two, we do cover documentaries on D side. So we've
got we've got a lot going on. Yeah, yeah, you
two times you do.

Speaker 1 (01:12:37):
I know you probably covered unknown caller, unknown number.

Speaker 2 (01:12:41):
We you know that's not a great documentary to cover.
What do you say about it? By yeah, I mean
that lady was nuts and she had a mental illness,
and also like, why didn't they take the phones away
from all the kids in school? Well, well.

Speaker 1 (01:13:01):
Let me tell you what. Get back to me when
you have teenagers and we'll talk.

Speaker 2 (01:13:05):
I'm not giving them.

Speaker 1 (01:13:07):
Get back to me. Everybody heed my words. Her children
will have phones and she will understand one day. Everybody,
make sure you're following me over on the Instagram at
Pink Shade Pod, and make sure you're following Kim and
Kyle their ninety Day Fiance. I always get all the
words wrong because it's I always want to say Reality

(01:13:28):
Craig Cray, but it is ninety day fiance Craig Cray.

Speaker 2 (01:13:31):
That's it. Yeah, our social media which we update once
a month.

Speaker 1 (01:13:35):
Listen, I can't. I can't make them do I can't
make them do it more. I've tried. I've tried. We
will tell you Tell Kyle. I said, hello, I will okay.

Speaker 2 (01:13:45):
He always says to you, he misses you.

Speaker 1 (01:13:48):
Bye,

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