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October 14, 2025 81 mins
Mary Payne and Kimberly chat about 90 Day HEA (s9e15) "You're Not a Kid Anymore, Dorothy". Brandon and Julia fight with his parents about their trip to Europe. Darcey, Georgi, Stacey and Florian go visit Papa Silva and her daughters in Connecticut as they prepare to go to Fashion Week! The Floridiots continue to talk about the mean thing Jovi said to Yara and the fight between Elizabeth and Loren. Jasmine and Matt go see an immigration lawyer and it's not good news!

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Speaker 1 (00:13):
Hey, everybody, welcome to Pink Shade. It's Tuesday, t LC Tuesday.
Here we go. I've got Kimberly here ninety day.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
H g A, what's up girl?

Speaker 1 (00:23):
T LC Tuesday. Do Do Do Do Do? Do? Do?
Do Do Do do happily ever after question mark.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
No, they're not boop, Thank you, kim believe that's already
theme song. I'll be stealing that from you. No, Tim
no team fine. Okay, So you guys, if you listened yesterday,
Keisha and I on Mugshot Monday covered season four of
sixty Days in Now, this is a recommendation. You started it, Kimberly.

(00:52):
We started it. We talked about you a lot, so
if you're your At first we were mad, but then
we worked through our feelings. Well. She and I did
not discuss it on text. We did not discuss it
at all. We just like got on the recording to
have all our feelings be real and raw. And our
initial feeling is, why does Kimberly hate us? She's setting

(01:14):
us up for failure. So Kisha and I started watching
it and we decided immediately, like, immediately, are we mad
at Kimberly? Do we hate Kimberly. We worked through our
emotions as we went through the process and decided it's
going to be good.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Okay, that's to say that again. But violence there. You've
seen the show before. We watched the season. Also, you
watched six Love After lock Up. There's plenty of violence.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
On it, but we don't see just people in prison
taking each other into the room and just beating the
shit out of each other. And we don't see the
people pulling them down in the in the main areas,
woman kicking. It's upsetting.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Okay, but do you like the concept? Is Keisha interested
at all? Like she would never do it? I know,
because she could have couldn't have her lashes.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Oh, but we decided we would. We would have snitched
day one, day one. We would have given the signal,
put her hands behind our heads and said we out
day one. Day one.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
I don't know if it's this season or not, but
one season that jail floods with like toilet water.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
And oh no, no, yeah, we did see that there
would be a fire. There's gonna be a fire.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Okay, Yeah, there's like life outbreaks and yeah, just nastiness.
But I this I and I didn't realize there was
sad news about one of the people when I recommended
this season, but one of your listeners posted it in
the Facebook group, and I had no idea. It's very

(02:56):
sad news, but I did not know that when I
picked this season. But I still think this season is
really entertaining.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Okay, just well, well what I said to Keisha was
I said, because Kimberly and I covered it one time before.
I said, I know, I know the premise, and I
know that as we go, we will get to know
the people more that go in, and we'll also get
to know the inmates more.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Yes, each of their personalities.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Like on this first episode with Nate, he had a
buddy that he was like buddies with quite a bit,
and we're like, okay, that guy seemed fun, so let's
get more about him. And then we saw a guy
that had dreadlocks that sat down with the with Matt
the Preacher, and he goes, yeah, I'm in here for
a big charge. And he goes and the one guy goes,

(03:42):
it's not for some weird Is it like God to help?
But I don't have to shank you, man, It's not
for some weird. Yeah, he's like, no, no, it's just fraud.
It's just fraud.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
And Matt's the one whose son is.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
In right, he's such a great he's a great dad.
We decided he's definitely trying to be the gay out
of his kid. That's what that's what, that's what he's
hoping is going to happen. Yeah. Immediately we're like, oh, okay,
now now we see what's happening here. He's a terrible person.
Do you think that's what's happening because he's loft, My

(04:18):
son is soft, he's I was like, oh, so you
should put him in.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Now I'm remembering the sun. The sun does seem soft
or a tiny bit well and masculine.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
Substitute teacher, you know. And he's and he says that
after he went to Brazil on his mission that he
has has more liberal views, but he still considers himself
a Mormon, but he has more liberal views now like l.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
Word trended l ward, which is even worse than lesbian.
This is it. I don't know, I don't know. It
might be tied for the preacher God. I really hope
you like it, and I hope that you would consider
even going back to other seasons, because there's one with

(05:10):
a teacher who is the creepiest individual ever seen on TV.
And there was one like outside clip that I saw
of him at his house and he had all these
like heads, like mannequin heads, but also like pottery heads.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
And that's the season you and I covered.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
The other season we watched and he would brush their teeth.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
And yeah, he was like an artist. He was like
an artist. Yeah, yeah, you and I covered that. I
don't know what season that was and why we did it.
Did we just do it on Patreon for fun?

Speaker 1 (05:45):
We did it on Patreon for fun for my podcast
maybe or was it for your podcast? I really, dick,
I really cannot really remember. And he went in really cocky.
That's the best is when someone goes in super cocky.
They're like, this is gonna be easy. I've dealt with
way worse, and then they don't last two days.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
And there I think that was the same season where
the one guy was like super cocky and he ended
up in solitary a lot.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Yes, uh huh no, m hmm. And I think he
faked some sort of intestinal blockage to ye to be
sent home. And then he said that it was just
real it was a medical emergency, but it was really
because he was terrified.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Yeah, I remember all of that, So I don't know
what season it was when we did it. Maybe I'll
look in the archives and figure that out. But anyway, guys,
so that was yesterday. That was a mug shot Monday, Kisha.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Okay, I'm so excited now. I know what I've been
doing for the rest of the day.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
I was just starting to listen to it and listen
it was. It was upsetting, but we tried to make
it funny. So we're hoping we're not gonna see any
more beatings. But there were quite a few on the
first episode, quite a few people getting beat up.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
I'm sure it'll taper off. The beatings will taper off.
I'm sure they say about prison, the beatings taper off
after the first couple of days.

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better and just get worse. We've got ninety day a
season nine, episode fifteen.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
You're not a kid anymore, Dorothy. So another Dorothy. Oh
well it was on Seeking Sister Wives we had Dorothy.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
You're not in Brazil anymore, Dorothy, Yes, uh huh. Yeah. Well,
let's start with Brandon and Julia, and we finally get
the scene of Brandon crying on his kitchen floor like
Madison does on Love Is Blond. You'll see, yeah, everybody,
you'll see it's coming up on Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
Or like a housewife from a nineteen fifties cartoon. Uh,
he just slumps to the ground and just starts wailing.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
So Julia is cutting Brandon's hair in the bathroom. And
then at this point, Betty and Ron let themselves into
the house with their key instead of knocking.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
Just carrying a bottle of booze.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
Like always, Betty brought wine as a gift, but let's
be real, she always has that wine in her purse.
I don't know if that was actually a gift or
if she just was like, oh yeah, I brought wine.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
She pulled it right out for me.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
Yes, you know those. It's the tumblr the Stanley cup
purses or like a water bottle holder for hikers. She
has one of those for wine, and it's it's like
a crossbody wine.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
No shame in her game, No game also.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
If that doesn't exist TM. So Brandon tells them we're
packing up because we're going to Europe. I quit my job.
It's serious. And Betty says, oh my lord, and she
puts her hand on her head. But the second she
lets go, the fluof comes right back. It's like that
teflon poof that just it's like this, and then it's

(10:52):
like boop back up. Yeah, it doesn't do anything.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
Yeah, it's like my dog.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
So yeah. So and Ron say, you guys haven't thought
this through. You don't really have a plan. And then
Ron is being a total dick and he's like, I
can't believe we spent our lives teaching Brandon to act
logically and responsibly and this isn't our son. And then
they say we're disappointed in you.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
Brandon, Well, I think the whole idea is he quit
his job, but they don't have the money from the
apartment yet.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
That is kind of irresponsible, yes, or very responsible.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
And I don't know if this is all for show
and this is not true, because where would they get
the money to just go to Europe with no plan
if they because even if she sells the apartment, I
don't know how it is in Russia. You don't get
the money the next.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
Day usually, right, Maybe they're just going to rack up
credit card debt.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
Maybe they're using that sweet sweet Matt Sharp money.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
There we go. Yeah, so Brandon says, you know me,
and they say we thought we did. It's like, okay,
Susan Lucci, calm down too much, you know me? I
thought I did. Okay, So Brandon says, you know, I

(12:16):
wouldn't take a risk like this unless it was totally
necessary for my marriage. And the seriousness of the conversation
is undercut slightly by his shirt with the flamingos on it.
It's hard to have a serious conversation if fleming goes
on your shirt. It is. So they say when are
you leaving? And they say in a couple days, and

(12:37):
so of course they're mad they didn't get told sooner,
and they're like, we're telling you now, and Julia says,
this is enough. You need to step back out of
our family, and Betty says, we're all family, and if
you think we're not family, maybe you should go back
to Russia.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
This is where I'm like, all right, you took a
one step too far, Betty, because I was believing this
whole situation, and now I don't believe. I think it's
a fake.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Now it does seem like acting. But then later when
Brandon's crying, I was looking for real tears because I
do not believe he's a good enough factor to have
real tears. But he was covering his face with his
hands a lot and being like eh, and that's pretty
easy to do. Even a toddler can do that and
fake a tantrum. So maybe fake, maybe a'll fake. So

(13:24):
Ron says, Julia, you put a wedge between us and
our son because your grown ass son isn't listening to
your advice.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
He's thirty one years old.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
He could do what he wants. Yes, you may not
agree with it, that doesn't matter. He's thirty one. So
they say to Brandon, and you you're letting this happen. You,
of all people, did you forget about the family. It's
very like, you know off him now, you know, bump
him off. So I tell you better than that, Brandon

(13:59):
and Betty. He says, she's Julius still has his ear,
and I understand she's his wife, but we're family. And
I was like, okay, but you were so good at
the beginning of that sentence. She's his wife, right, she
should have his ear. And Ron says they have huge
issues and running away to Europe won't help that I

(14:20):
do agree with. They are for sure trying to be
in vacation mode, which is when there's no problems in
a relationship, and that's not going to fix this. So
Ron says, what do you think?

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Well, I was just thinking, like, are they getting enough
money for this season? Where they're like, okay, we're each
getting ten thousand dollars for this season, it's twenty thousand dollars.
So yeah, that's how much I would make in three months.
So why don't we just go on a vacation for
two months? And they told me I could have my
job when I get back, you know.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
Okay, yes, if they say, you could have your job
when you get back. That would be fine. Yeah, but
it's not like he has a ton of skills. I
don't know. He was an exterminator, and I don't know
what he's doing now.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
I don't know what job he quit. Was he an exterminator, right,
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
Yeah, if he's trained to be an exterminator still, then
he could get a good job. But I don't know
if he was ever that train to begin with, I
don't know.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
But we don't know. He is thirty one, if he's
been doing it for a long time. I mean, let
me tell you about the exterminators that come to my house.
They really know their stuff, totally.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
Yeah, but Brandon, I remember we would see him crawling
under the house, and so I kind of felt like
they gave him the bum the shit jobs, but he did.
They have to crawl under the house. It's a hard job.
Maybe he does know what he's doing. Maybe he just
doesn't seem like he's very driven. To me. He always Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
I feel like if you went to school and got
a degree in like etymology or whatever it is where
you study bugs, and then you oh, because some people
do that. I mean the guy that runs the exterminator
company that we've used for years. He has literally like
two degrees and like bugs, is so interested in bugs.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
That's I love that. I do not think Brandon did that, though,
But we just don't know, because we just don't know.
We just don't know how smart he is, or how
not smart he is right, or how driven he is
because Betty's always smothering him, so it's really hard to tell.
That's a real He could be way smarter than he appears.

(16:22):
So just because he didn't know the monuments in Washington, DC,
I don't know the Washington monuments.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
Yeah, I know the big ones. I know the big ones.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
So Ron is like good luck and Betty goes have
a good life, and they start to walk out of
the house and Brandon says, you're leaving, and Betty says,
what else should we do? You're leaving? Oh okay, And
then Brandon sits on the kitchen floor dramatically for some reason,

(16:54):
which people just only do in the movies because why
kitchen floors are gross? Yes, And I don't think they
keep a clean house. They've talked about it, and they
have all those dogs and stuff and Julia doesn't like
to clean, so he says, it's just constant fighting, and
I feel like I've lost my parents and he starts
crying and Juliet so not emotional, just dead pant, which

(17:19):
does make me think this is fake too. She's like,
we have to fix our relationship first, and when we
get back, we will work on the relationship with them.
And he's like, what if we can't fix our relationship either.
I don't know what to do. I just want to
go back to the way things were before, which is
another thing people say in the movies. And also, what

(17:41):
time period are you talking about, like before you met
Julia or when you guys were living in your parents'
house and Julia was miserable and cried every day. What
time period are you wanting to go back to?

Speaker 2 (17:55):
When you were at the therapy island?

Speaker 1 (17:58):
And right, that's it.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
Look fun. They got to go in.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
The pool, and yeah, I saw that other couple's trauma.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
You know, we saw that tattoo she has across her
groin area. That was interesting. What'd she say about that?
She said that she got Natalie told her that she
put on weight. Oh yeah, Natalie asked her, are you
pregnant because you look fat. That was nice.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
Yeah, so that's good times.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
That was good times.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
What was the tattoo?

Speaker 2 (18:23):
It was like across her It's like below where you
would have a C section. Scar is all I can
explain it to you. And she had it across the
air because she wanted to get a tattoo but didn't
want her parents to see it. It's like the name
of a band. Oh my god, it's like a band
name that she was like a like a group before.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
Yeah, Julia, that is hilarious.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
Okay, well they're dramatic, so speak dramatic Darcy and Georgie. Now,
if you don't think these two are trying so hard
to get on last resort, then you're not paying because
that's what you're doing. That's what we're doing here, everybody, Yeah,

(19:07):
what we're doing.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
Then I figured that out.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
I have it like in build later letters here somewhere
down in my notes. But Darcy and Georgie, so she's
cutting onions and she's whatever. She's pretending like she's crying,
but it's a trick. No, she's cutting onions. So Georgia comes.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
Like when we think someone's banging, Yeah, they're actually like exercising.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
Yes, yes, so funny. So Georgie comes in. He goes,
you're crying for no reason, and she goes, I don't
cry before no reason. You know, it's usually because of us,
Georgie and the talking head. She goes, yeah, it's been
a few days since the D word was mentioned. And
you know with Georgie, we're just ship's passing. It doesn't
feel like a marriage. And of course I don't want

(19:51):
to defill for divorce. I want to fight. I want
to fight for the marriage. So he says, what are
you making? And she says, I'm making your favorite bucatini.
Go ahead and get things ready for the chop salad.
But then it seems like he just sits down and
starts eating a chop salad. I was like, is this
not a salad that you're sharing to go with the pasta.

(20:12):
He just starts shoveling that salad in, and so I
don't know if they're making their own dinner and that
was his dinner or whatever. I was confused. So she said, so,
how is your day at work? He was why you
carry you never ask? She's, well, I was just trying
to talk. But if you don't want to talk like
that's okay, that's okay, and he says, no, I'm just
tired of being your punching bag, and she goes, listen,

(20:34):
I take accountability for my actions. I'm sorry. I left
Bulgaria with Florian and Stacy. Are we to believe she
and Florian and Stacy got on a separate flight?

Speaker 1 (20:44):
No, I mean Elizabeth did. Of Elizabeth and Andre, she
left him with the kids, with the children, Yeah, she
sure did. She goes, was her and her, Darcy and
Stacy are like children, so sit them.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
But they were all ready to go to the airport.
They were on the same plight. So she says, I
was hurt. I was hurt in Bulgaria, but I apologize
for the other night saying the D word, say the
D word, and I want you to take accountability to okay,
And he goes, you know what they're seeing. I'm just numb.
It's just I understand. I was talking head. He says,

(21:23):
I'm upset about her behavior in Bulgaria. And then she
bring up divorce in front of my friends, and that
made me more uncomfortable and it hurt. And I hear
her apologizing, but she does this all the time, and
I need to see actions and not words. So she says,
you know what, Georgie, I'm going to try to listen
to you more more like you need me to, and

(21:45):
I'm going to make you feel loved and respected. And
I felt like we made a lot of headway in Bulgaria.
Do you want to do? You want to plan life
together with me?

Speaker 1 (21:54):
He goes, uh, yeah, sure, yeah, plan the future.

Speaker 2 (21:58):
He goes, but I need actions and not promises from you,
and she goes, see, we can get along. We're speaking
kindly to each other, and I want to talk about
our future too, and we need to try harder for
each other so it doesn't keep snowballing. They're talking head together,
and he goes, there is love between us, but hard
to find a way to talk about it and connect.

(22:18):
Just we need to dip deep, dig deep and find
a way out of this space, to which I wrote, Hello,
we get it.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
You're trying to get on last resort.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (22:28):
Yes, Also, why is she the one who keeps apologizing here?
I understand she was a mess at dinner and shouldn't
have done that. They also should not have gone to
dinner with friends if they were in a huge fight,
but because that's uncomfortable for the friends. But Darcy's the
one who fucked up in Bulgaria by all of a
sudden having these secretive travel plans and saying that he's

(22:52):
saving up money. Georgie's Georgie's the one sorry. Georgie's the
one who wants to, you know, buy something there, and
like did not include her in that, and then so
like they're both wrong, but he's acting mad now so
that she apologizes, which is super manipulative.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
Yes, and for her to say, I will, I'll communicate
with you and apologize the way you.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
Want me to and all this, and I'm like, I
like that, all right.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
So now they're packing to leave Miami to go to
New York for fashion Week because you know, their fashion brand,
House of Eleven, got invited with two other people to
be part of fashion Week, which just means they're like
the opening band for another opening band. That's what it means.
They're the opener for the main show. But they said,

(23:43):
she's like, remember last time you were in our fashion show?
And they say, oh, we see Georgie, and she goes,
remember you in his hair, his black flowing hair.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
He looks like nandor from what we do in the Shadows.
I don't know if your listeners get that reference, but
it's spot on. Oh that's that.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
That's that like Comedy Central show will be doing in
the Shadow.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
Yes, yes, yes, where they're vampires. Yes, yeah, they're One
of the vampires has very long hair and also dead
pan like that.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
Yes. Well, she makes fun of it and he says
it's because he has something big between his Legs's like, yeah,
I know. Oh ah yeah. So they're going to go
before they go to fashion Week, they're going to go
see her dad and her kids. It's nice forgot about
those her kids. So they're going to go see them
in Connecticut. And so her daughters are both in college now.

(24:42):
And even though she left before the other one went
to college, and.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
They arrived, they greet the dad and the girls. All
I did.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
I spent twenty five to thirty minutes trying to look
up that coat she was wearing. And it was not
uh huh, it is not a coat that Louis Vaton makes.
I'll just tell you that much, Okay, it was all
it was a stamped Louis Vuitton monogram on the coat.
There is a jacket that is similar to that that

(25:10):
cost on the resale market nine thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
Yeah, that's not real.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
She does it and that's not the coat that was seen,
nor does that coat exist.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
So let but that fake fur coat took up half
the van. I can't believe that Georgie could even fit
in the van next to her because it goes across
as the ale and yes, next seat.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
Crazy. So she greets her dad, she greets the girls,
Annaco and Aspen, and they're like, no, we haven't seen
it in our mom in a few months. We haven't
seen my mom in a few months. Like she came
for the holidays, but Georgie didn't come with her. You
couldn't get off work. And I am concerned because we
do know an a Coo does have only fans, and
I do feel that she has taken a right turn

(25:58):
to Turkey to get surgery. That's just my I didn't
notice that.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
I thought she looked the same, but I didn't look
that closely.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
She looks the same, but there could be some slight tweaks,
is what I'm saying. Gotcha okay, And by the way,
I'm sorry if you're watching on YouTube. The light keeps
changing in this room because I don't know, there's like
a ball of fire in the sky that I haven't
seen for three days, and I didn't think it was
gonna be coming in. Maybe that's better, but whoo, I'm

(26:31):
just like, wow, what's that? Okay? So if it's a backlit, sorry,
I'm not gonna do anything about it. So they talk
about their trip to Bulgaria. It was great, got to
be his family. And then for some reason, the girls
are cooking in the kitchen, but Georgie and Darcy come
in to take over, and I didn't understand that, but

(26:53):
Darcy just out of the blue says, yeah, I was thinking, like,
our lease is up in Miami, so maybe y'all we'll
put everything in storage and come back here for a bit.
Miami is expensive, and Georgie's like what and dad goes,
huh and she and Georgie goes, we're married, so you'll
need to consider my opinion. He has a fun job.

(27:13):
He's the manager of a spa there.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
Yeah, and also you didn't have time to discuss this
with him ahead of time because he's always working. You
drove or flew from your place in Miami so you
had plenty of time to discuss it.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
Right, And she goes, I don't know, Georgie, have no
time to talk to you. You work seven days a week,
come home, exhausted, go to bed. And the talking head
Georgie goes, where the fuck is this coming from. She's
being so hypocritical because she's the one who says, don't
never think about the future and tell her my plans,
and here she does this.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
So the dad who I love goes, Darcy, no, uh,
he said, at this point in our lives, we need
to be separate because you know it won't just be
you and him, because next thing you know, Stacey and
Florian will be right behind you. So straight up, no bullshit.
Your husband needs to take care of you. You need
to take care of him. It's a marriage. You need

(28:05):
to create an environment and for both of you are
you I cannot and you cannot. And the talking head
Georgie goes, I don't know, like she makes these decisions,
she does these things, and then I feel lonely in
the marriage. Stacey and Florian arrive. Today's the day, the
day of the big show.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
It's a big show fiction and Florian and Georgia the show, y'all. Sorry,
best in show Now that's Guvman waiting for a government. Sorry.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
Well, Also, why are they in New York City if
it's the day of the show. Why are they? I
understand they're only like an hour away, but why why
are they? Why are they in New York at a
hotel preparing for this show?

Speaker 1 (28:48):
Yeah? Do they just have so many assistants that can
do everything for them? I feel like, who's prepping the show?
Who is prepping? You should be there? You are the
designers or the owners of the company.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
Florida and Georgia your dressedike, which was funny. And then
Dad's like, hey, before you go, meet me in the office. Girls,
meet me in the office. So the talking head Darcy says,
her dad was diagnosed with cancer and they have to,
you know, keep a brave face with him. So that
could be one of the reasons that they she wants
to move back there, you know, to be with her dad.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
Yeah, that's fine, talk to your husband about it before
bring it up in front of the whole family.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
So they go in the office and Darcy and Stacy
are now in totally different get ups, totally different outfits.
And they keep talking about today's the day and the show.
We're going to the show. I was like, well, your
hair looks like shit, So did you not brush it?

Speaker 1 (29:37):
Like?

Speaker 2 (29:37):
Did you not? This is not what they normally look
like when they're going for an appearance. Yeah, you know,
we've got glam. We've got glam with the show. So
they talk about Bulgaria and she goes, yeah, we were
in Bulgaria. Things were great and then they got worse,
and Darcy goes, the problem is is I think he
plans things and he doesn't include me.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
You just hit that in the kitchen.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
Right, And Dad's just looking at her like, where did
I go wrong? I mean, first of all, he's looking
at those faces of people he doesn't recognize, and he's going,
where did I go wrong? What happened? So he says,
he goes, you know when you copy me on your
text or email to drive him to do the things
you want him to do, that's not okay. I don't

(30:23):
want to be involved. You're adults. You've got to learn
to not put me into your conversations. I don't want
to do that. We see Georgie and Flora and out
there shoveling you know. And in the talk, he has
Stacey and Florian recount the story of the money and
the socks, so funny. Floria is love. He goes, I
don't know. It's like like dars says, her feet are cold?

(30:44):
Is she going there and get the socks? And whoop
there's some money?

Speaker 1 (30:49):
See? He goes, Yeah, it's crazy.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
I had money socks. And we also know that Darcy
was not going to get socks because her feet were cold.
She was going through his shit. Okay, yes, so Dad
says to her, you were a sugar mama. Okay, you
knew this was gonna happen. Don't say at it and
tell you so. I told you this is going to happen.
And when I told you this was going to happen,

(31:11):
you said, Dad, I can handle it. Your whole relationship
is an argument. I was married to your mom for
fifteen fucking years and all we did every day was
fucking argue. It's miserable, and you're now at that point
and if you want better, you both need to work
on it. The two way. You need to talk and
they go, Dad, you think you think Georgie's in it

(31:33):
for life. You think is a lifer in for life
and he goes, no.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
No, he just said no.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
No, you were no. He goes no, I think he
has a different agenda. You need to find out what
he wants. But what you need to do, Darcy, is
figure out what you want. And she's like, oh my god,
thanks Dad.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
So they're asking about is he in it for life
or whatever, and then in the talking head Darcy says, listen,
I know my parents argued a lot, and my mom
was really hurt all the time because he was gone
all the time for work. And you know what, now
that I'm thinking about it, I see the pattern repeating here.
He's always gone for work, and I'm being sick of it.
It's like, yeah, but he does come home.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
At night traveling, he does come home.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
And then yeah, I Papa Silva was gone for months
at a time to China.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
Yeah. Yeah. Also, I just can't her dad is like,
literally has cancer. Why are you bothering him with this?
Why I don't even include him in that text?

Speaker 2 (32:33):
That's the great Can you imagine if I sent day
a text my husband yeah and said like, hey, remember
you're supposed to put two thousand in the account from
your paycheck. I put my two thousand and you didn't
put your two thousand and in and then he just
didn't respond or whatever. And then I sent the same
text my dad and my husband and said, remember you're

(32:55):
supposed to give me the two thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
Dad, my husband's giving me funny insane. When you even
put it like that, that's even crazier.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
I think my dad would be like, I think she
meant to send this to somebody else. He sure has, hell,
didn't mean to send it to me.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
It's insane today.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
So they get in the van to go to the
fashion shoot and they're like, doing it big, let's go,
Let's get the party started. We do it big, let's go.
So they're in the car talking and they're like, yeah,
the show's at eight forty five. Yeah, we should have
left her earlier.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, show. It might be late for your
own show shows at.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
Eight forty five. You should have been there at eight
forty five this morning. Yes, it is dark outside.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
It's dark outside.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
Stupid. So then Stace's a guest at this show and
you're wearing the stupidest outfits ever. Darcy's like, you're like
the head band, it's fur No it's not okay. So
then Stacy is talking in the car back. Yeah, we
had to have a conversation with Dad, had to have
a conversation with Yeah, Dad was concerned about how Georgie

(34:03):
is with money, and you know, Dad was saying, do
you think Georgie is in it for the long call?
Completely throwing the dad under the bus, as if he
was like, get in here, girls, I've got shit to
talk about Georgie. So what happened? Yeah, and and and
he goes, yeah, of course I'm in it for long call.
Why would then I take her to Bulgaria if I
was not? And he says, my family doesn't think it's

(34:25):
short term. My family thinks it's long term. And I've
never said one bad word about Darcy to my family.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
They love her.

Speaker 2 (34:33):
And I think that's true. I think he kind of
like really sugarcoats.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
It absolutely and instead of because he knows his parents
are old, he doesn't want to burden them with it,
worry them, yeap, what Darcy is doing the exact thing
she's doing.

Speaker 2 (34:51):
Her dad, her sweet dad. He says, Darcy, you only
tell your parents about the bad things. You never said
like the good things and stay he goes, yeah, well,
you know what, you know what, I think you're just
hiding money, Georgie. So one day you could leave Stacy.
Why are you being such a shit star?

Speaker 1 (35:09):
Just yes, can we talk about how insane it is
that you are having this conversation in front of your
sister period and your sister's husband, who is in a
tux and you were in the car on the way
to the biggest event of the year for your company.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
Yeah, and I would say, Florian looks so nice. He
keeps going, oh wow.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
He's giddy because there's drama. He loves it. It doesn't
involve him. But this is not normal. None of this
is normal.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
None of it is normal. It's too much sharing, it's
too much togetherness. And then she goes, you know what,
just I just think you're hiding the money. And then
you know, don't waste our good years, Georgie, don't waste
our good years. And Georgia goes, uh, actually, I think
I'm wasting my good years.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
Yeah. I died. I hackled, I cackled, I had all
of the hackles. I was up in my cackles. My
hackles were cackle. I was I was a jackal, I
I loved it so much. I was like, and I

(36:19):
don't even like Georgie, but that was perfection chef's kiss
when I tell you, Lauren was like.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
Oh, and he works over with Stacey's like, oh no, okay,
not funny.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
But oh I think he wanted to high five Georgie.
I think he's honestly like, like, yes.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
Bro, And Darcy starts going, yeah, fifty fabulous. Yeah, two
kids started my own governor. Uh huh yeah yeah. Sacy's
going yeah, f A B fab And Darcy goes, you
know what, I'm very powerful, very powerful on my own actually,
and Stacy goes, look, if that's your secret plan, just

(37:02):
go ahead and tell us, don't waste her good years.
Go ahead and tell us now, like he's gonna go,
you know what, that's my plan. You know what, You're.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
Gonna stay with him. That's the thing. He could be
that open and honest with her, and she would stay
because you just had the dad saying you're a sugar mama.
You know that you are, And if the money was gone,
he would leave you.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
Like does she even get the money? Is the freaking question?

Speaker 1 (37:33):
House of eleven. I don't know, didn't someone didn't Keisha
see someone in the wild wearing a House of eleven shirt.
It was someone. Was it someone like a thousand pounds
sister or something? It was. It was So maybe they sell,
Maybe they do.

Speaker 2 (37:50):
Okay, I bought something from them before, but I can't
remember what it was.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
But she did say the rent was getting too high
in Miami, which makes me think if you're a television
star and you can't afford I know Miami's expensive, but
like you're on TV and you co own a fashion brand, like.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
You, I mean you should just do you. Yeah. Yeah,
it's a it's a Whitney ro Saltlake City Ali Baba situation.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
It's a okay, I mean it's yeah, yeah, stuff.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
That they're designing and they you know, it's all smoking mirrors.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
But that's yes, I can totally see that.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
Yes, And the talking head Florian and Stacy he goes,
it's very strange to be honest with you. You know, like
one day it's good, one day it's bad, and then
it's one night on divorce you next day holding hands
like we and Stacy, I don't know. And then Stacy goes,
you know what, she just needs more than a half
ass husband.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
That's what she needs. Okay, Okay, he needs a sane wife.
They both need things here, then they're not going to
get them.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
All right, let's move to Andre and Libby, Jovi and Yara,
Lauren and Alexi. Now I was calling them the Sexy six,
but I did have a listener right and say we
should call them the floor Idiots.

Speaker 1 (39:12):
Yeah. There, that's which I know. I knew we could
do better.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
Yeah, I'm just so bad.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
The Miami married monsters, but we should have had an
Amy Archer to come up with it, because she's really
good at those. But the Floridiots is perfect.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
They live in Tampa, Miami and Hollywood, Florida, which is
per same as my.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
Well done listener, Well done listener.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
If I can find that Dan, I don't know how
to find dms when they come, and you know.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
Yeah, it's so very difficulty.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
I tried to look it up, by the way, I
looked up floor flo R thinking it would pop up,
and it just kept giving me Florian. I was like, no,
I already know about him. Okay, so we're still in
the hot tub where we left him, and Jovi's like,
you know, I didn't mean to upset her. Like I
met no by it, and she's walked off. She's talking

(40:02):
to production sheet meaning Yara about like he shouldn't talk
about my appearance.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
So he goes off to find her and.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
He goes, hey, listen what I did last night, Like
I didn't mean what I said last night, Like I
didn't mean anything negative. And she goes, Joe, matter what
you meant and he never really apologizes, and he's doubling
down on his point.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
My intention was not that, but your result was that.
That's what matters.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
And he keeps doubling down, like, but what I said
was true? Like stop.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
Also he keeps misremembering what he exactly said, the words
that he said, which were bad, ugly words.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
Yes, and she says she goes, you know, Jovie, I
can't choose how I look when I'm born. He goes,
all I was saying was you look better now again
stop stop, and he goes.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
I never said like you were ugly or anything. Yes
you did.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
I think you did. And she goes, look, look everybody
knows right now I'm beautiful. Okay. She goes, I think
I'm beautiful, and she says, but before I was not,
And when you bring it up, it bothers me, and
he goes, look, I'm just saying you look better now,
which doesn't mean you look bad in the past. You
said unrecognizable, you said.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
Bad and worse. Hers are the worst pictures.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
And she goes, right, but there's no reason to talk
about that, and he goes, I love you and I'm
sorry and you're beautiful, which is just that's it.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
That's what he did say, and he kind of mumbles
him too. He can't even like i'm sorry. Also, kept
two things. He needs Elizabeth to tell him to go
comfort his wife. That's one thing. Balloons. He literally Elizabeth
is like, maybe you should go check on her. Also,
when he walks up to her, he's like, you good,

(41:57):
come back?

Speaker 2 (41:57):
Are you good for filming a show?

Speaker 1 (41:59):
And not even full sentences? You good? Come back?

Speaker 2 (42:03):
Me?

Speaker 1 (42:04):
Monster? What breaking side? What?

Speaker 2 (42:08):
So you're not the one that loves Jovie. I think
it's Amy Archer that loves Jovi, of course No.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
I think Jovie's a dick, and I think he's immature
and doesn't know anything about women. And I don't know
what Mamma Gwen taught him, because Mamma Gwen is usually
horrified by her own son's behavior on these like tell
El's and things, but she she needed to step in
a long time ago. He's an idiot with women.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
I'd be so interested to know if he ever in
his life had a serious girlfriend or any relationship at
all before he met her on vacation.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
I think no, because they would have trained him better
to treat Yara better.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
So the other four are talking about them as they leave,
of course, and Lauren goes, I don't know, maybe it's
like an insecurity thing with him, but it does feel
like he's jabbing at her. That's what she thinks. She
feels like he's always jagging at her. So uh, Jara, Jara, Jovi,
and Yara come back in name Jara and Andre goes.

(43:12):
They're like, everything's fine with let's don't talk about it.
And Andre goes, you do say some stupid shit, man,
and he goes, I know. And they all agree they're
not going to talk about it anymore, and the girls
go tomorrow, I think we should just do like a
girl's thing, only like we'll just go do something together
and Chop and the guys can go do something together.
And Andre looks around like great, Like I don't want

(43:34):
to go with him. No, So Andre says to Libby,
let's go relax, you know what I mean. Or relax,
let's go let's go have sex. Let's go, and Jovi goes, yeah,
y'all go have fun, relaxed. I'm gonna have a hard night. Well,
it's your own fault, dude.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
This is why he loves strippers so much because they
don't have emotions. They just shut up and dance for you,
and you don't have to know what's going on in
their head or heart at all.

Speaker 2 (44:05):
Yeah, that's a great point.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
But you have a real woman here who has some motion, not.

Speaker 2 (44:10):
The illusion of a woman in the talking head Andrea
and uh Libby. Andrea goes, yeah, Jovie feels insecure, and
so we like he puts her down, and the who's
the dick now? And there's wore them laugh and they're
such like villains and they're talking heads together and they
just spury each other on with their nastiness.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
They're like flotsam and jetsam from a Little Mermaid, just
like they're just like they are. They're they're in their
Disney villain era together and they're loving. They maybe they
always have been. I think they always happened, but her
family was worse, and it overshadowed how bad they were.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
Yes, I think that's right. That's right. So together in
the room. Elizabeth Andrea are in the room and Andre goes,
I don't even know what like, he's like, she's in
a different league than this guy. Okay, which he's right.

Speaker 1 (45:04):
They can keep talking about how ugly Jovi is. That's
the whole concept of this episode. Ugly, and that's why
he's made the era.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
And Elizabeth goes, I don't know that. They're a nice couple,
and andregas, are you kidding me? Look at his face,
look at him, and he says, he fucking won that
woman by his money. If you didn't have any money,
they would not be together. She goes, oh, babe, don't
say that in front of the camera.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
Camera that.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
Now back in the hot tub, Jovi and Yarra and
she goes, imagine if I brought up your deepest pain
and uh and then I keep bringing it up all
the time, and he goes, yeah, you know for that, Like,
I think you should just go to therapy.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
Jovie.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
You were so close to.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
I love you.

Speaker 2 (45:53):
I'm sorry, You're beautiful, you were close.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
You were close. That's it. Even what freaking last episode
Alexi told him just say you're sorry. That's all you
have to do.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
He goes, yeah, it sounds like you problem. Sounds like
you need to go to therapy. And she goes, Jovie,
I've been at therapy about this for ten years. He goes,
I don't know what to do with you. You're gonna
argue with me no matter what, and I'm gonna be
wrong no matter what.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
Just victim, victim, victim.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
I'm a victim. And he goes, yea, I'm.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
Gonna go to the bar.

Speaker 2 (46:22):
And she goes, okay, good, good, you go to bar,
have fun. And she goes, this is why I don't
want to move to Louisiana. Something happens there. Who do
I have over there? You And he goes, oh yeah, great,
Ski is holding against me. Yeah yeah, yeah, But I
mean she's right. She doesn't have one friend in the
world there, and something like this goes down. She said,
nobody's talk to.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
Yeah, she has Ma mcgwen, who will always blame Jovi
for the problems. Of course, at the time, she'd like.

Speaker 2 (46:48):
To have somebody within twenty years of her own age exactly,
you know, so in the talking head, Yard goes, yeah,
you know, he apologized and we move on, but then
he keeps getting brought up. And I thought the biggest
issue on the trip would be Lauren and Elizabeth, but
now it's me and Jovie. So in Andre in Libby's room,
I think this is the next day. They're doing push

(47:09):
ups and she's sitting on top of him while he's
doing push ships like a babe. But this is hot, babe.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
This is a hot.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
Alexi calls Lauren for toilet paper assistance. He's like, I'm
calling you for the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
That was funny.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
There are two cameras in their rooms. There are two
angles in each room.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
I know, and I'm trying to figure out, like who
is Are they all really aware of the cameras or
it's like the Alexi and Lauren thing. I think that's
how they actually are. Yeah, this scene with the toilet paper, yes.

Speaker 2 (47:39):
But they're doing push ups and matching silk pajamas. I'm
not sure.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
No, no, babe, that's so hot there.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
Okay, so the guys are going snowmobiling, and this is
the second time this week I've seen something about snowmobiling
because on Love is blind. That'll be out on Wednesday, everybody.
There's a scene where they go snowmap so snowmobiling, which
sounds like my worst nightmare. It's cold, you're on a
fast moving object. Sounds terrible.

Speaker 1 (48:07):
I would rather break my arms snowboll snow what is
it calleding than shopping with these pitches. I hate shopping,
first of all. Okay, okay, really, I also don't really
like sports. So maybe just catch me in the lobby
with hot chocolate. Could you sit outside with hot chocolate

(48:32):
while they shop? Oh yeah, I would, yes, if I
can just And I don't mind walking outside too, so
if I if there's a bench outside, I'm the bench person.
I'm the husband. Like when my mom would drag me shopping,
even as a teenager, I would find a bench. Yes, yes,
that's what. You didn't even have a cell phone to
play with.

Speaker 2 (48:52):
Loves when you go in a store and sometimes they
have like four wing chairs like facing each other.

Speaker 1 (48:57):
Yes, and Dave's like that's my spot. Yeah. I love
when there's a chase lounge of some sort. Oh yeah,
just get redal I'm taking a nap.

Speaker 2 (49:04):
Yeah. So the guys go snowmobiling and they're asking Jovi
how's everything going. He goes, I don't know, and he goes,
y'are woke up into good mood, so I guess everything's fine.
On an askar or anything. Andre is talking about his
lips being dry. Alex shares his lip bomb with Andre,
which I thought was gross and nice at the same time,

(49:27):
and Jovie then tells Andre he heard them having sex
through the walls. He could tell he could hear Elizabeth
making sex sounds through the wall, and Andre goes, what
do you want me to do one vacation? Yeah, and
I was like, that's traumatizing.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
So the girls go to a nice dore and they're
talking about how much they love shopping. They're constantly they're
just smelling a million candles and they're talking about shopping
can be better than sex, and then they start talking
about fucking and they're like, do you fuck because sometimes
when you have kids, you just have to fuck. And
I was like okay, and Yara goes, yeah, you know,

(50:05):
but sometimes like I don't even want to because like
I'm mad, because I don't want to have sex with
him because I'm mad, and Lauren goes, yeah, for men,
it's physical and for women it's mental and I don't
know why guys will never understand that.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
Gino understands that.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
M yes, yes. So Lauren says, everybody goes through up
and downs to y'a like, don't worry about it. Everybody
goes through like bad spots and good spots. Andy goes, yeah,
like no marriage is perfect. And they tell y'are like,
we're here for you if you're in a bad spot.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
With Jovi whatever.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
So Yara says, I just feel like Jovi and I
don't understand each other and I have to figure out
if I'm going to be able to accept Jovi for
who he is. I say, if you got your green card,
ditchem That's why I say bounce, It's time to bounce sounds.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
He has not changed or emotionally matured. You know all
the time that even having a child, none of it
did it for him.

Speaker 2 (50:59):
So she's right not to have another kid with him.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
Yeah, for sure. Also, if we just completely dropped the
Moldova's storyline, yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
Guess we're not gonna get that. They're gonna move here.

Speaker 1 (51:12):
Yeah, No, they're gonna he lost all that money. They're
just gonna bang it out and they have a perfect marriage.

Speaker 2 (51:18):
Now everything's fine. Now they're I love how they're just like, listen,
we have all these problems that he did lose seventy
five thousand dollars, but we're on vacation, so we'll just
table it.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
I do think they have a good sex life, that
I will say. I think they have a very good
sex life. And they do seem to like each other,
like unless she's she puts on it. I don't know
how to know.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
I think they think each other are hilarious.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
I yeah, I do think they thank each other. Ha,
that's yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:45):
I have to tell you that I made a joke
earlier today to Dave, and I left so hard at
my own joke and he was like it really wasn't that, honey.
We were talking about how our anniversary's coming up or something,
and I was like, no, we have to agree, like
we're not giving each other presence very anniversary like we have.
We've you know, made a purchase of a home, like
that's our gift, you know, don't you know we're going

(52:07):
away for like two nights to a nice place.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
I go, that's it.

Speaker 2 (52:10):
You have to promise no presence. We have to agree,
no no, no, da because sometimes we agree and then
he buys a president and I look like an asshole.
So we're talking about that, and I said, listen.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
The gift is you get to be with this.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
And I was like, cause I am still hot. And
meanwhile I was wearing like a windbreaker, a sweatshirt, a
hat like they had been outside on the beach and
it was freezing, and like leggings but like bare feet
because my feet had got what I mean, I've never
looked worse. Then I started laughing so hard at myself,
and he was like, are you okay? I was like
pounding my fists on the table, laughing at how funny

(52:42):
I thought I was, And he was like, are you
gonna be all.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
Right over there?

Speaker 2 (52:46):
I was like, look how hot this is. He's like,
all right, relax, all right. So okay, the girls go
to lunch and Yarra goes, look, you guys were both
sore is about being around each other, but look how
everyone is so happy. I was like, uh oh, why'd
you say? No? Yeah, it's like Laurel juice. So Lauren goes, Honestly, Elizabeth,

(53:14):
seeing you again, it hurts my heart. I considered you
to be a best friend and really a best friend,
and I just feel like I can't trust you anymore.
And Elizabeth goes, what do you not trust about me? Exactly?
And Lauren gives the whole like it's the whole, like
you saying, Alex body shames me, and how you know

(53:35):
it's the Andre knowing about it? And you know, did
Andre go through your phone and find two years of
text messages? Basically, what she's saying is I know that
what I told you in confidence as a friend, you
told Andrea, which which could happen you could tell your
spouse something. But then he brought it up to Alex,
and that's where now I'm fucked you know.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
Well, no, Elizabeth brought it up first at the party.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
Yeah yeah, yeah, you body shame her. Yes, she has
bodies symorphia because of you, like all this, and.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
Then you said he was abusive on National TV. He's
wildly everyone forgetting about that, and she seems to have
forgotten that far right.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
So in the talking head, Lauren goes, this is really
fucked up. Elizabeth is acting like she did nothing wrong,
and she'll she won't admit that she told Andre this stuff.
I don't know what to do here. So Elizabeth goes,
you know what I think tonight, you should just talk
to Andrea about it. I don't need just to bring
it up with him. Would just ask him why he
found it on my phone? I don't know, ask him

(54:35):
And Lauren goes, uh no. And Lauren goes, you know,
I really care about you, and Elizabeth goes, I really
care about you too, like more than you realize. And
you thinking that I did something malicious really hurts me.
You bailed on me, and if you were a best friend,
you wouldn't bail that quickly.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
What. No. Disagree with you, Elizabeth completely.

Speaker 2 (54:56):
I think this is completely completely.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
Her fault was unforgivable. I think I think so too.

Speaker 2 (55:03):
And in the talking head, Yard goes, I'd rather have
the same fight over and over with Jovie than have
this stupid drama at lunch talking to Lauren goes, yeah,
we're all going to a bar and I and she
wants to be to confront her husband about it. It
doesn't add up. It doesn't make sense. It's a setup,
and you're right, it's a setup.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
It is. It's set up, or the producers wanted to
continue the storyline because your problem is not with Andre,
like you're mad that he knows or that he snooped,
but he was never your best friend. You don't even
like him, so you're not hurt by his bathe or
you're hurt by Elizabeth's behavior and she need apologize at
lunch although it was not sincere. So you just have

(55:43):
to decide if you're gonna let it go or not. Yeah,
stop bringing it.

Speaker 2 (55:47):
Up, just continue to be friends. But you're not gonna
be like talking on the phone texting friends anymore. Like
you're not gonna tell her anything. You got to stick
with Noga. Stick with Noga. That's your girl.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
Stick with Noga. But Lauren's sensitive, so I don't think
she can just fake it. I know.

Speaker 2 (56:01):
I need to ask Jake and Matt if they can
really remember from that party when we were all there
with them together. They can remember because they were around
each other a lot, but I don't remember them like
sticking together. Right, all right, let's finish up as we do.
Jasmine Matt gino, oh god.

Speaker 1 (56:22):
These Assholes and a Baby Three Assholes and a Baby
a sequel to one of my favorite movies from the
late eighties. So Jasmine is crying after her call with Gino,
and Matt says, calm down, mama, aye, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:42):
Now it's it's now he's like doing it on purpose, right,
It's like now he's doing it over And then last
week we find out he's a Romanian culture. I was like,
at least maybe he's got some Brazilian. No, he's Romanian,
because I love when Kim from craig Ary was like, oh,
I didn't know he's book's banish. I'll go that's the point.

Speaker 1 (57:02):
He doesn't. No, No, that's why he's putting on this
Ricky Ricardo persona. So she calls Michelle me she in
tears and says Gino is trying to get me deported.
And Michelle's like, he might not mean it, and Michelle's like,

(57:22):
you didn't scam him. Gino rejected you, and he's angry,
and I get it. He's my cousin. I admit it,
like I kind of, I see both sides. But he
is not admitting that he has a part in the
dissolution of this marriage. And she hates Gino. Yeah, and
Jasmine says, I'm an immigrant and it's my word. If

(57:44):
it's my word against his, then I'm at a disadvantage. True,
and Jasmine says, and he did this crazy math and
he says, I owe him seventy thousand dollars. And I
don't want to raise this baby in Panama where my
other children are, I mean without Matt.

Speaker 2 (58:01):
Right, what's Matt's job? Could Matt move to Panama?

Speaker 1 (58:05):
Yeah? I still thought he was a trainer, but I
feel like you told me, and we have this conversation
every week. I had thought he was a trainer, but
youth said he had some actual like big boy nine
to five job.

Speaker 2 (58:17):
He has a big boy job. I don't know how
successful he is, but I do think he has a
real job.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
Yeah, I mean he thinks he's the golden boy of
his family. Well he is, yeah, which he said last week.
And everyone will be disappointed that he got himself into
this predicament. So Michelle says, Okay, we need to talk
to a lawyer. So Jasmine hangs up and she says,
I miss my mother so much, my mother who has cancer,
and I never went to visit her even after I

(58:44):
got my green card.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
H that's interesting.

Speaker 1 (58:47):
Yeah, so Jasmine says, I haven't done anything wrong. I
was brought to this country with empty promises and I
trusted people I shouldn't have. And I was like, which
people besides Gino the therapist at the last resort who
told you not to do the open marriage, who did
you trust who you shouldn't have?

Speaker 2 (59:08):
It's just the one.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
It's just just the one. So don't say people.

Speaker 2 (59:13):
And Uncle Marco, Oh but he didn't do anything. Well
he's he's talking her now, but.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
She doesn't know that.

Speaker 2 (59:23):
Oh okay, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (59:25):
I mean she doesn't, right because unless g know in
that email said I was talking to Uncle Marco and
he feels violated, right, isn't that the word he used?

Speaker 2 (59:36):
Well, d remember that cousin, Dana and Uncle Marco were
all they were all posting on social media about Jasmine.

Speaker 1 (59:46):
So maybe there's some of that too that we're not saying. Yeah,
so maybe Dana is included in that me she's husband.
So then we see this b roll of somewhere being
gassed like a swat tea. Is it just threw in
a smoke bomb and it's gonna knock us all out
or make us all blind? Did you know? And then

(01:00:07):
it was b roll slow mo like someone's making meth
or a place is there's terrorist bombing it was very dramatic, and.

Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
Before they went to the lawyer, they showed this.

Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
Yes, because Gino and our Jasmine and Matt are at
some freeze dried ice cream place and.

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
I didn't see that beforehand. No, I just saw that
she was like.

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
What, there's several shots of a kitchen and literally like
smoke going off and sh like it's you're expecting to see,
like the outbreak monkey come in and like people in
hazmat suits, and it was. It was a lot. And
so then they're eating this freeze Is it like freeze

(01:00:51):
dried ice cream? I'm assuming something like with with like yeah,
it with dry ice or something. So smoke she's eating it.
Smoke is coming out of her nose like the dragon.
Like we knew she was a Kalisi. We always knew it.
That was her house. So Matt has made an appointment
with a lawyer, and Jasmine says, my brain is shrinking

(01:01:14):
because of pregnancy. So I made a list of things
I need to ask the lawyer. And Matt could not
be more bored. At least I thought that until they
actually go to the lawyers, and then he's even more bored.
He's not pulling his weight on this show. You need
to at least act interested if you're gonna get a
paycheck or a gift card to Coles.

Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
And I wonder if I wonder if he's getting paid
or just or.

Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
If just she's getting paid. So he tells her that
you need to ask when you can file for divorce.
That's the most important question. And Jasmine says, I've had
bigger things to worry about, Matt, And Matt says, well,
it's or Matt says to us, like she wants me
to be a clean slate in a relationship and have
no baggage, but she won't even get a divorce, So

(01:02:04):
that's not really fair. And I don't want to introduce
her to my mom until she's divorced. A divorce takes time.
How quickly do you think you can get the.

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
Minute she realized she was pregnant, she should have filed
for divorce the minute, the minute and then and then
she could have fudged on the numbers of how pregnant
she was, et cetera, to be like, we got pregnant
right after I filed, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
Like she played this all wrong. Yeah, so you're going
to be introducing your mom to Jasmine and the actual
two year old baby at right time, she actually files
for divorce. Yeah. So Jasmine's like, I'm busy, I'm pregnant
and I moved in with you like ten months ago,
so I haven't had time.

Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
If she's got that geno thing like, and the weather's
pretty so I can't go on the computer exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
So Matt says, I got into an open relationship with her,
but now I'm the only man taking on all the responsibilities.
I mean, you kind of always were Gino. Never was
really doing anything except letting her stay under his roof,
and now you are handling that, but you're also handling
all the sex, all the emotional stuff, everything, which you

(01:03:12):
were before you. So but Matt's like, I'm doing all
the leg work now and she should not be married
to someone else. Yeah. So then Jasmine almost calls Matt
Gino and then she's like, well, my brain is shrinking
with the pregnancy. And I'm surprised Matt didn't go, you're
gonna call me Gino. I have hair and I'm not

(01:03:33):
wearing depends. I'm surprised he didn't pull one of those jokes.
I he hasn't made one of those jokes in a
few weeks. Have you noticed they've trailed off now. I
think he's realizing Jasmine has no peach to be around.
She used to be nice to him, and now he
has sympathy for Gino. I think because he or something.

(01:03:55):
He just doesn't see the shine on Jasmine's rose as
much anymore. And I don't know what metaphor that was.

Speaker 2 (01:04:02):
But she's He's just not the bloom of the rose,
I think, is what you're trying to say.

Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
The bloom of the rose, Yeah, has faded and the
balloon has popped. So he is not He's not dissing
Geno every five seconds with childish insults. So they go
to the lawyer. And I didn't feel good about the
lawyer because of the size of the lobby couch and
the fact that it was in a strip mall. But
the lawyer seems very nice. But did you know they

(01:04:28):
could barely fit on that couch in the lobby? It
was tiny, it was tight. Yeah. So Jasmine starts telling
the story to the lawyer. Matt looks instantly bored. He
is like this, like rolling out his neck and looking
at the ceiling and yawning. This I know you've heard

(01:04:49):
this story before because you were there, Matt.

Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
But well, he's perking out. He gets gonna perk up
in just a minute.

Speaker 1 (01:04:56):
He's gonna perk up real soon. So the lawyer asks
what her husband's name is, and jazz she was like, uh, Gino,
Like she's so caught off guard she can barely say
his name. And just at the pregnancy thing, she was like, Gina,
my ex's name is Gino. We should name our baby Gino.
And now she's like, I can't even say his name.

(01:05:16):
So she says. She finally gets to the open marriage part,
and that's when the lawyer perks up. She gets confused,
she loses the plot. But then she's like what okay?
And then Jazzma says and we agreed on Matt, And
the lawyer's like you agreed on Matt? And then and

(01:05:38):
the baby is You're okay? And then she's like, wow,
this case is a lot more interesting than the paperwork
I was doing earlier. So then she's in. She's like
all in now. So Jasmine is talking about what happens
to the baby if she's deported, and Matt lets out
this huge yawn, like a full on no mouth covering,

(01:06:03):
just nothing like, she's talking about your baby being deported.
Plan pretend you're interested.

Speaker 2 (01:06:09):
I don't think he grasped it at first. He wasn't
paying attention seriousness.

Speaker 1 (01:06:15):
So the lawyer says, yeah, you could be deported, and
if your baby's not born yet, then your baby is
not a citizen. And if you're still legally married the state,
in the state of Florida, Gino will be presumed to
be the father that gets Matt because even though this
horror of a baby is a girl, and girls are

(01:06:36):
worthless and no one wants a daughter, he still wants
to be on the paperwork as the father.

Speaker 2 (01:06:41):
This was crazy to me. This was a crazy legal
loophole that somehow Gino could be considered the father just
because they're married, even if they can legally prove the
baby is not Gino's.

Speaker 1 (01:06:53):
I thought it just happened on another show that we
were watching. But it must have been another show I
was watching somewhere else and not for this podcast, one
of my leisure shows. So but I thought, I really
thought it was and I thought it was seek Oh
it is it was poly Family.

Speaker 2 (01:07:15):
But I didn't watch that show.

Speaker 1 (01:07:16):
Yeah, but I in their state also, which was not Florida.
The husband is automatically considered the father, so if you
have an affair or even agree to have a marriage
with someone else, yeh.

Speaker 2 (01:07:36):
They're also acting like Gino is really gonna want this baby, like,
oh my god, I can't wait to get my hands
on a free baby, like and.

Speaker 1 (01:07:44):
Then pay child support as cheap as Gino is. He
does not want to pay for a baby that's not his.
He's the cheapest man alive. Yes, so totally. Now Matt
is finally paying attention, and he says, yeah, I didn't
really take all this serious because Gino is kind of bark.
I'll bark and no bite, But now it's kind of
real and I'm kind of understanding what's happening. He's so dumb,

(01:08:08):
and so Jason's like, can I just not put a
father on the birth certificate? And the lawyer says, great question,
but the Gino can still claim fatherly rights. He could
go out of his way and claim paternity because you're married.
So Matt says, what if she divorces him and marries

(01:08:28):
me before the baby is born.

Speaker 2 (01:08:31):
Sounds like she.

Speaker 1 (01:08:33):
Is crowning right now. You do not have time to
get an entire divorce and then get married. Are you
kidding me? How dumb are you? How long do you
think human babies just state for I think he thinks
it's like four years, like a president. I think he's say,
like a presidential term. Mattie is so fucking dumb. That

(01:08:56):
was the dumbest question. And the lawyer is like, no,
you She's like, I can tell from looking at your
stomach you do not have time. Yeah, why do you
think you have time?

Speaker 2 (01:09:06):
Seven months pregnant, you don't have time. No, Gin, you're
gonna agree to it. Gina's gonna agree to divorce in
the next two weeks?

Speaker 1 (01:09:13):
Like, no, right, No, you're an idiot. So the lawyer's like,
this is a very serious situation. I'm not going to
sugarcoat it. You need a plan and the first step
you just have to end your marriage. But it's still
not going to be in time. So you should have come.

Speaker 2 (01:09:29):
To see he's not going to agree to a quickie divorce.

Speaker 1 (01:09:32):
No, so Jasmine and I don't know how long regular
divorces take in Michigan, Like it's different all over. Remember
in India, submit and said that it takes like two
to four years.

Speaker 2 (01:09:44):
Or something in Virginia, and you have to be legally
separated for one year. You have to prove that you
are legally separated. This is the day of separation. Legally,
we agree legally, and then after one year then you
can follow for a divorce. So every state it's very different.

Speaker 1 (01:09:59):
Every state. The avenue like in like a week. Yeah,
you could probably just go to Vegas and just like
kill Elvis and then it's your your divorce. Oh, it's finalized.
I don't know how it happens. But but that's crazy
because even if you have to prove for a year,
like they haven't even been separated for a year. I
think she's only been It was only like right before

(01:10:21):
she became pregnant. Maybe that maybe eaten with Matt. We're
not exactly sure of the timeline or what's true. Yeah, exactly.
So Jasmine cries and says, well, my mom doesn't know
anything about this, and I don't want to expose the lies,
my lies. It's just say my lies, like, not the lies,

(01:10:42):
your lies. And Jasmine cries some more, and the lawyers like,
we have tissues. I was not taught relationships how to
comfort someone tissues?

Speaker 2 (01:10:54):
Yeah, do you issues? There over there in the corner.

Speaker 1 (01:10:57):
Yeah. So then at home she Jasmine's groom and cocoa
and she shaves his buttfer with a razor like a
pink lady chic, and then kisses his butt. Which before this,
I was on board with the dog relationship because that's
how I was with my Maltese. That's how I am
with all dogs. The kissing of the butt. And I

(01:11:20):
think it was with his tail up. That's disgusting.

Speaker 2 (01:11:24):
I don't know if she put her lips on his
we just heard booty or she just kissed him like
on the you know, on his back haunch.

Speaker 1 (01:11:33):
You're right, okay, and now haunch is fine. Now you
can bite that haunch. It's fine. It's like a it's
like a chicken leg. It's fine.

Speaker 2 (01:11:42):
She was like scrubbing a little eyeboogy area.

Speaker 1 (01:11:44):
I like that. Oh yeah, you gotta with the white dogs.
You have to. They make supplements for their water and
their food, and they make wipes. It's like a little
bit of a yeast infection that they get there. And well, yes,
you know, do your dogs get that as well?

Speaker 2 (01:12:00):
No, we just we just every morning us like a scraping.
They get the eyebugs and then they like to eat
them and that's another thing.

Speaker 1 (01:12:08):
Yeah, So Matt goes, yikes. It's just the funniest thing
that's ever said. Although ay yi, I wish he had
said yike, which was what Clayton's friend said, and it's
such becomes such a meme and read it is that

(01:12:28):
one girl going yike. Yeah speak English fluently. She just
goes yike. Uh so she says she she goes, Coco,
You're gonna get deported, which is pretty funny, yeah, and sad.
And then Matt says, you know, I'm scared too, and
it's gonna be a long fight, but we're gonna fight.

(01:12:49):
We're gonna work on this. And this is like the
most mature he's ever been in this conversation. And she says,
what would you do if me and the on board
baby are deported? Would you bring us back? Matt? And
he says, She goes, because I like you a lot,
And he says, Mama, I love you, and you are
my family, and you take care of the people and

(01:13:11):
your family and I and he says, I'm gonna step
up and I'm gonna do whatever I can and I'm
going to spend more money and more time than Gino
will in court. So and I'm gonna pull my hair
out whatever I have to do. And again, no joke
about Geno being bald. He says, pull my hair out.
He's being that serious that he's being serious.

Speaker 2 (01:13:35):
I like how you said I'm gonna spend more money
than Gina because we know Gino is cheap and if
it gets checheap, he's not gonna do it exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:13:43):
That's the way to get Gino to back off totally.
And then Matt kisses her stomach and talks to the baby.
Aye yah yai baby baby, and then she says, what
would make me feel better is to hug my mother again. Okay,
that's our third mother mentioned in this episode. You have
not mentioned her in years, and maybe you shouldn't have

(01:14:04):
been lying to her for a year when she has cancer.

Speaker 2 (01:14:06):
Yeah yeah yeah yeah, or god visitor Yeah next time
on fashion show? Yeah big, do it a big. Then
after the fashion show, Georgie tells Darcy, I'm not really
sure I want this relationship to work anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:14:25):
Oh so what we should they offer us? Yeah? Last
resort contract.

Speaker 2 (01:14:36):
Jasmine calls to tell her mother all of her news.
Not with Gina anymore. I moved out. I live with
a guy named Matt. We're having a baby. I'm still
married to Gino. Bye, mom, how you doing? How's that
cancer going?

Speaker 1 (01:14:49):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:14:49):
And how are my children? How are my children?

Speaker 1 (01:14:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:14:53):
How are those other kids?

Speaker 1 (01:14:55):
Johnnie and one is Ward?

Speaker 2 (01:15:00):
No, Brandon and Julia head out on their trip. They
say see later, suckers. They don't say goodbye to the parents,
which I'm sure that Betty and Ron are going to
make a dramatic entrance at the airport.

Speaker 1 (01:15:15):
We had to say about our baby we love. They're
gonna show up in Europe. They don't even might not
even have passports. Betty's going a fake mustache on. She
sells somebody's passport.

Speaker 2 (01:15:29):
And Elizabeth tells Yara, you know, Lauren was really making
some nasty comments about what you wear and what you
look like.

Speaker 1 (01:15:39):
Elizabeth, girl, I cannot. I mean, she's doing her job.
She wanted to be the villain of the season, yep,
and she's she's getting it done.

Speaker 2 (01:15:50):
But yeah, And Yara goes up to Lauren and says,
Elizabeth told me that you said all this about me.
She's like, no, I did not, are you kidding. I mean,
I think the only thing we've heard Lauren say is wow,
like York and wear those outfits like they're really out there,
and and she very Miami and she looks great. Yeah,
she's like, I wouldn't wear that, but my god, she

(01:16:12):
looks so good. I mean, yeah, can I tell you
what Lauren was wearing when we met her. Lauren was
wearing two pieces of fabric held together from the armpit
to below the knee with safety pins, So the entire
the entire searly, yes, but not versace, and the whole

(01:16:33):
all of it was held together on the side, so
the entire length of her body from her armpit down
to below her knees was visible, the whole outline of
the body. And it was like an outfit that like
Sophie wore on the last resort. Was like an outfit
that Sophie wore. That's what she was wearing. I mean,

(01:16:55):
that's something that the Yard would wear. I mean, my god,
both of them could wear it. Do it, yeah, do it,
but don't be commenting on what somebody else is wearing.
But also, I don't think what she said was so.

Speaker 1 (01:17:07):
Bad unless the clips we've said, we've seen her and
Alexi talking about it and being like Yara in these outfits.
She's a fashionista. She's very Miami, like yeah, you know,
it fits im perfectly in Miami, Like yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:17:23):
And I think Yara would agree with all that.

Speaker 1 (01:17:25):
Yes, So Yara, don't let yourself be upon in this
like twisted games of flatsam and jetsam over here.

Speaker 2 (01:17:34):
Like, I agree, And I think that if maybe at
the beginning of this episode next week we see Laurence
say something negative, I mean, we see Lauren say something
negative about what y'ara is wearing, then maybe, But.

Speaker 1 (01:17:48):
But Elizabeth still doesn't have.

Speaker 2 (01:17:50):
To go tattle, which is which is her?

Speaker 1 (01:17:54):
Which is what Yara did to Lauren, Poor Lauren. I mean,
I I do not agree with Lauren on a lot
of things, but she has been at the brunt of
all of this gossip. This the whole time. Laurence stress
called a dick. You said, I look dress trashy. This
is stressful.

Speaker 2 (01:18:14):
This is a like broke down TLC version of Housewives.
And I don't like it. Yes, I don't like keep
our people separate. We don't need to see them together.
I don't like them when they fight at the reunions
either they don't really know each other.

Speaker 1 (01:18:25):
Yeah, I agree.

Speaker 2 (01:18:27):
Oh god, I need to.

Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
Talk to Emily of Emily and Kobe about all of this.
Cobn Coby. They killed it. They're killing it on pillow.

Speaker 2 (01:18:35):
Time always, They're always, always killing always. I can't believe that.
I'm looking outside and I see sunshine, like I cannot
believe it. And of course it's been pouring potential rain
here for three days and we leave tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:18:46):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:18:48):
And I was going to just stay here for a week.
I told David, I'll just stay here with the dogs
for a week. Just come back and get me on Friday.
But I've got too many appointments this week and things
that I can't miss. One of them is my Boatox appointment,
and I'm getting my face later. I can't miss that.

Speaker 1 (01:19:02):
You know what, you owe it to all of us
who have to watch video to see it. I'm just
kidding to see that's a mean thing.

Speaker 2 (01:19:12):
That Elizabeth would say. That's right, that's right.

Speaker 1 (01:19:17):
Gorge, natural stunning. She doesn't need anything.

Speaker 2 (01:19:23):
Who are we kidding?

Speaker 1 (01:19:24):
Who are we kidding?

Speaker 2 (01:19:25):
All right, everybody, that's it. Make sure you're following Kimberly
and Katie over on a Date with Dateline. It's a
podcast they cover Dateline, recording Dateline, always watching it so
I could listen to you guys cover it, and then
sometimes if I miss it, I still listen to you
guys cover it, and it's just like a little soothing
story for me.

Speaker 1 (01:19:44):
Oh thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:19:45):
I love it so much. And make sure you're following
me over on the Instagram at Pink Shade Pod and
follow these girls too at date Dateline. Make sure you're
also following our friend Amy and also Keisha. Follow everybody.
It's a nice things to do, and give everybody a
five star.

Speaker 1 (01:20:01):
Reviews, especially because I apparently owe Keisha a lot for
making your watch this season.

Speaker 2 (01:20:06):
Yeah, she's upsent, She's upset. On Thursday, I've got a
spanning to talk pop and Bravo and of course, over
on Pink Shade Prime, Kimberly and I are covering Seeking
sister Wife, Keisha and I are covering Love is Blind.
This Love is Blind season of Denver is so freaking good.

Speaker 1 (01:20:24):
My brother and his wife were just telling me about
it and how amazing it was.

Speaker 2 (01:20:28):
And they haven't even sent ten and eleven. Blow your mind.
It comes out on Wednesday. Blow your mind. Those two episodes,
it was like doom, doom, dude, what else could happen?
I was like, we had six couples, then we had five,
and now I won't say how many we have, but
we're good. They're falling, They're falling like Domino's. These people
just are things are happening. People are crying on the
kitchen floor. It's just like so many things like Brandon, Yes, yes, drama, drama,

(01:20:56):
all right, everybody, Uh, we will see you next week.
To continue with eight, she a bye bye,
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