1048 - 90 Day HEA (s9e16) "Boy That Escalated Quickly" with Kimberly - Pink Shade

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Speaker 1 (00:16):
Hey bunkies, Hey batties, we have an exciting announcement. We
are doing a meetup at Bravo Con on the Saturday
at six pm at the hard Rock Cafe, right before
Amy Phillips Cabaret Show.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
And it's gonna be a blessed you guys. Amy Phillips
Cabaret Show is so fun. And the show starts at
eight and our meetup is gonna start at six, So
you're gonna come to our meetup. You're gonna have a
few cocktails, you're gonna have the best time. Then you're
gonna go over to Amy show free. It's free, free
to come. That I mean, it's free to come.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
We have a Bravo playlist so you can dance to
your heart's content, to the smooth sounds of Erica, Jane
and so much more. Come talk with me and Mary
Payne about your experiences that weekend and Bravo in general.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Yes, present your Caber Amy ticket at the hard Rock
and you're going to get twenty percent discount on food.
So go over there, grab some food, get your twenty
percent discount. You're there for free. If you get to
talk to me, you get to talk to Ryan and
maybe there'll be some other people there you want to
meet too.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
It's all happening Saturday, six pm, Bravo con hard Rock,
Come meet me in Mary Payne.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Yes, and the ticket link is below. And again the
tickets are free, but you just have to click the
link to let us know you're coming so we can
get a good headcount. I'm excited, Ryan, I'm very excited.
I'm very excited.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Yeah? What are you gonna wear? Maybe this, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
This is a great pestiche but I think I might
have something special I'm wearing as well. So come and
find out what tomfoolery I'm up to.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
That's right, that's right. I'm just going to be in
the sparkly dress. Okay, see you there, everybody, Welcome to
Pink Shade. It's Tuesday. It's TLC Tuesday. And guess what
else it is? Go shorty, it's your birthday. It's my birthday.

(02:11):
It's also Keisha's birthday.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
No, that's not that's not. Now what I'm trying to do.
I'm trying to do like an air horn.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Oh now that sounds a good dog.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
I'm excited.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Yes, don't blow my ears. Out, No, it is my birthday.
It is Keisha's birthday as well. Everybody, head on over
to both of our instagrams and you can see the
giveaway that we're doing for our birthdays. You can do
an instagram wishing us a happy birthday and you'll be
entered to win a prize. The prize is I believe
the prize is a free year Patreon plus T shirts

(02:51):
plus like stickers. I'm a personal fan.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
That's a good prize.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
It's a good prize. Yeah, yeah, somebody's gotta win. It
could be you. It won't be you, Kimberly, but it
could be somebody else.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
I was thinking should I apply, and then I thought,
I don't know. I don't want to take it away
from someone else.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
When I.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Can do a good job.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
You can still do it. But Ingrid just won't put
you in the bowl where she draws out the name
of the winner.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
Yeah, yeah, I understand.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
It wouldn't be fair for you to win. I know
you're too close to the situation.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
I have inside information.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Even I don't know how Ingrid does it, but we've
had giveaways and things before and she'll just like say
who the winner is, Like, how'd you know, she goes,
I have a system. Okay, I want to ask, I
want to know.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
No, you don't need to know the system. It's not
for you to know. That's inside information.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
True. True. I'm gonna be licking my top teeth a
lot because I got my lip flip and it's started
to kick in, and so it takes a little time
for it to settle in before you don't look like
maybe something's wrong with your mouth, right right, So it's
just looking. If I'm looking at teeth, it's because I

(04:06):
feel weird on the inside of my mouth.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
They're gonna be like, Wow, she really thinks Gino is hot.
You won't stop. God, I just can't stop licking my lip.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
Yum, Gino, Geno. I did have somebody. You ever look
at your Instagram, like you know, there's a little lightning
bolt and that means you have messages and the little
heart is just you can look and see who watched
your thing, who liked your thing. And I never really
look at that, but I looked at it one time.

(04:40):
My Disney Florian liked my thing.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
Okay, all right, I gave you balls and it's a
shutter stock across. This is the jankiest cheapest birthday balloons ever,
because I clearly could not buy an image. I just
screen grabbed illegally.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
Sorry, folks, that's about why don't you just do this
the whole time? And so the ballues come up the
entire time that we're recording. There we go, but it
didn't even work because of the shows hilarious, so I
forgot what I was saying.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
It was very Instagram.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Oh yeah, So you look at the hearts, and one
time I saw that Florian had liked something of mine,
so or reposted, so I got very excited. So I
try to look at it every so often. And I
noticed the other day that somebody liked the thing I
did about Gino where it's like pretty fly for a
white guy. It's his opening shot where it's like and

(05:39):
it was like whenever the season began, which as we
get into it episode sixteen, I'm like, has it been
on for four years?

Speaker 3 (05:45):
Like, oh totally yeah. I feel like there are certain
storylines that I feel like happened many seasons ago, like
Julia's parents visiting, Like when was that was that this season?
Or was that like in twenty two.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
And it was this season? It was this season and yeah,
I don't know, unclear, but we did get like a
little on if you watched on the TV and not
on the screener. They did give a little a preview
of the reunion to tell all.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
I didn't see that.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
Oh my gosh, I know, and I literally like went
past it because I was trying to take my notes
and I in my mind, I'm like, I'm gonna go
back and watch that. God, I wonder if it's on
the TLC Instagram. I'm gonna look really quick because they
sometimes put that. You know, if they do an ad,
they'll put it. I was trying to do, Yeah, save
my draft. I was trying to do a post on Instagram.

(06:37):
Go out of that. Let's look at TLC. Nope, not UK,
Let's go TLC. Okay, let's see if they put it on.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
So they've already filmed the reunion, so anything that airs
after this they won't have seen for the reunion.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Probably, I think they show them, Okay, I think they
show them just like they do with housewives, you know,
ninety day fiance. Okay, accounts ninety day fiance. Gosh, this
has really taken a long time. They're at one point
four million followers. That's what I need. Okay, No, they
just have clips of the show and pillow talk. But

(07:23):
they just have they have clips from the show from
last night.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
Well, do you remember what was happening on the reunion
Betty and Ron.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
There's no yelling. These people yelling at each other. And
I think it was in the I think it was
in our floor idiots group that were yelling at each other.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
Oh god, I forgot they were on this season. I
don't know.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
That takes up two thirds of the episode.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
I think I'm going to call them something else. You
know how they call Florida the armpit of the United
States the Six Pits. It doesn't work as well as
Florida Idiots. But I just don't want to steal Amy's idea.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
So I don't think it was Amy's idea. Somebody DMed
it to me.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
I think people call them that, like, I think that's
just a thing that people call people from Gotcha, Gotcha
because of all the bath salts and alligator wrangling.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
I've got this game year that you guys gave me
called Florida Man. My computer is on top of it
right now.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
Yes, Yes, I'm glad it's getting some use.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
What am I gonna pull it out of dinner? Be like, guys,
we have a game to play, Yes, man.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
Yes, you played a game on our family vacation that
was so fun. It's kind of like crimes against humanity,
but it's called freedom of speech and it's let's just say,
balls deep was a thing that you had to explain,
and it became a whole thing that, like my dad

(09:01):
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That, things like toss the lettuce. Yeah, and you knew
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Speaker 3 (09:33):
Myself, I don't really know what that is, but I've
heard of it, but I think, yeah, it might be
butt stuff.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
I'll give you a clue.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
Anytime I don't know what it is, I say it's
butt stuff. Yeah, there we go.

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So I lost you for a second. My computer was like, no,
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(13:06):
Let's start ninety Day Fiance happily. Ever after season nine,
episode sixteen, boy that escalated quickly?

Speaker 3 (13:15):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
These are horrible titles. These are horrible.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
No, it's did someone say that.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
I heard Andre.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
Kept saying escalate. He kept that's like his new word,
and he said it several times in the bar. But
I don't know if you said, boy, that escalated quickly,
But I heard him say, like, let's not escalate things.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
Okay, well they probably they were making fun of him. Yeah,
I assume. Okay, so we'll start with Darcy and Georgie.
So now we're still in the call.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
We request sorry that Gino does not do the opening
it previously on Ninety Day Fiance. It's his voice.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
I just right past and it's it's funny. Yeah, it's
better to have Jasmine's voice.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
Yeah, just in chamber. No offense to Michigan people.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
No offense to Michigan actual. Like I said, we have
family that used to live in Cold Water, Michigan. Yeah,
they live there forever. Okay, loved it so in so
much that they now live in Fort Wayne, Indiana. Okay,
so they love it there too. So in the car
on the way to the show where we left them,
Stacy says, yeah, I don't know, I don't know. Uh, Georgie,

(14:29):
in the next ten to fifteen years, I want to
keep living it up, doing it pig. So I want
to go to the top of the mountain with Darcy.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
And when's going to break your hip on that mountain?

Speaker 2 (14:39):
She's like, she's fifty. So in her mind she's like,
and there was I'm sixty five. It's over. Yeah, I've
gotten to retire out and I'm retired from life. Yeah,
she's I just want to keep doing it big, go
to the top of the mountain with Darcy and you guys.
But if you're going to keep bringing us down, what's
the use? And Georgie goes, let's focus on the show.
I'm not here to stress you out. Let's focus on

(14:59):
the show. So they run in and had to glam.
They have the same amount of suitcases that they took
to a two week trip to Bulgaria to go one
night in New York.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
Yeah, yeah, and they're so scattered that it's like, forget
the door.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
Yeah, where streaming, get.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
Screaming, forget the door, Like they're just gonna leave the
door open at the car. On the car, they're just
running like hysterically through the streets of New York.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
But they keep saying this is a House of eleven show,
but it's not.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
It couldn't be less. There's not one sign that says
House of eleven, and that celebrity stylist guy seems to
be styling, like he walks first. When they do that,
it's it's his show. Yeah, that's what I was so confused. Also,
they don't seem to care what the other models are wearing.
They couldn't care less, like they're only worried about themselves,

(15:54):
which is very on brand for Darcy and Stacey. But like,
I've never seen a backstage show where the designer isn't
hand picking jewelry and fixing models looks and like caring,
but it's clearly not there.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
It was just they know this guy and he said,
why don't you walk in my show?

Speaker 3 (16:13):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (16:13):
And in the and in the in the flyer, it'll
say Darcy and Stacey from House of eleven, it'll it'll
say like yeah, yeah. So they arrive, they head into glam,
they're panicked. We meet will Free w I L F
R E E. Now I don't know if that's his
god given name or he named himself Will Free, but
he's a celebrity stylist, and he's like, let's get the clothes,

(16:35):
let's head to hair and makeup, let's go. And the
talking head Darcy's like, this is epic. It's it's iconic,
it's an important day, it's an important day for.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
Us, it's monumental words. And she has the saurus.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
So Stacy is in a sweatsuit getting glam and Darcy
is in like a fake diamond breastplate. So I don't Yeah,
it was confusing because that is what she wore in
the show, like a bra with like a fake diamond
breastplate over it, with a fur coat with jeans with heels,
with a very weird hairstyle.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
So it's like a throw up of every fashion style.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
So outside Georgie and Florian talk, this was chef's kiss.
It was great. And Florae's like, you know, what's going on,
what you're doing, what's happening, And Georgie goes, she's always
telling to tell me what to do with my money,
and I worry because she's always telling me what to do.
And Florene goes, Okay, So basically she tried to calculate
your money and if you have money in the bike,

(17:35):
like what you spend like for this or that. And
he goes yeah, and Floryen goes, so basically you save
for you like in life, you don't know what will happened,
Like you save like you build for something. And he
says I. Georgie says, I want to invest. I just
want to have like my freedom in a way sometime.
You know, she planned my life without asking me. In

(17:56):
the talking head, Florian is a hero and should be
on it. Okay, yeah, he goes, Oh he want freedom. Oh,
poor Georgie. He wants freedom, you know, like what kind
of freedom you want, Georgie, Georgie, he needs to man up.
She wants to know how much you make. Show her
why you give a fuck, Georgie. You know, put the
shit together, Darcy gonna divorce his ass, Georgie. No, put

(18:21):
the shit together, Darcy going to divorce.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
His ass, Georgie. Listen to the words coming out of
Florian's fake teeth. They are gold. He is the new
doctor Ruth current references only, but he is he's a
good relationship counselor.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
And Floriene goes, yeah, man, man, like what you think
about with the future, with your money, but you not
think about your future? What's going to happen with Darcy? Correct?
And Georgie goes, I think for everything, and Florien goes,
if you love for her and you care, you need
to be open. You need to own that trust. So
she feel you can trust you, and he goes, she
needs to learn like to trust me, and so she

(19:00):
needs to learn how to please me too, and Florian
goes like, like what, and Georgie goes, let's say you
want to do something like goes somewhere, and Stacey's okay
with it right, and Florene goes no. Floride goes no sometimes,
and Georgie goes, well, I'm saying we need to compromise sometimes,
and we want different things sometimes. And she's older, she's

(19:22):
had her kids, she's built her career question mark and
he says, and I'm younger and I'm going through things,
and Flora goes, well, why are you married kids now.
I think he wants its now.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
I think when he was around his niece and nephew
it made him realize he wants kids.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
I think they're like, you need to really think about
what you're doing. Is this being on this C level
TV show more important than getting married having kids what
you always wanted before? You know?

Speaker 3 (19:50):
Right now you're stuck with this elderly bred style that
you're married to, and you can't She's not having a bit,
she doesn't have the eggs or anyone to.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
Toe, no, none of that. So Florien goes, why you
marry her if you know all this? And Georgie says,
I don't know. She tells me this, She tells me
that it's a lot of empty promises, and Florie goes,
you figure out what to do or you move on
and that's it. And Georgie just kind of nods, so.

Speaker 3 (20:17):
Yes, can end it, Please stop it, make a decision
for God's sakes.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
And we know from the intel we've gotten from the
Internet that they're not on this new season of Last Resort.
Kara and Guermo, strangely are who we haven't seen of
sixteen episodes we haven't seen in the last ten.

Speaker 3 (20:37):
Yeah, so, but I'm fine with it. I'm so fine.
They don't make me want to vomit, So I'm fine
with them being in last resort. I couldn't take it
if it was Darcy and Georgie and these conversations for
another season.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
Right, They're never going to come to an understanding. They
just aren't. They need to go.

Speaker 3 (20:56):
They don't even speak the same language. She speaks woku
and botulism. Whatever's been injected into her has affected her brain,
and he speaks semi rationally.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
But no, he's a user.

Speaker 3 (21:12):
He's a user, and he there's just not They're never
They're always like this.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
Yeah, they totally are. So talking to Georgie says, I
know I need to be more open, but it's a
double edged sword. And you know, I think Floria could
take his own own advice because his relationship isn't doing
so great either, And since I came back from Bulgaria,
I feel the pressure of time. I need to focus
on what I need and want in life. I don't
want the stress, I don't want the drama for no reason,

(21:40):
and I need to figure out what to do about
this relationship. So he's feeling the pressure of time, meaning
I've lost all this time with my family and I'm
still at the age where I could find somebody else's
fall in love, get married, have kids, have this traditional life.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
You know, yes, And You're never going to have no
drama with Darcy. It just doesn't exist. That d stands
for Darcy like she is, she makes drama out of
nothing constantly. That's how she functions whatever happened to her
when she was younger. She's so emotionally stunted. She's like

(22:14):
at age thirteen or something, and when her parents got divorced,
or her brother died, or like her dad was unavailable
and traveling overseas, so she finds international men who are unavailable,
like and keeps repeating the pattern. It's there's she she's not.
He's right when he's like, you're trying to gaslight me.

(22:35):
I don't think she's trying to do it on purpose.
I think she's that emotionally stunted that she can't follow
the conversation and like.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, well, and.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
She just interprets everything.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
But we also don't see the behind the scenes. We
don't see what he's like in real life. Yeah, and
did they just get married? So they could continue to
be on the shows, you know, right, because she could
have definitely been on the Single Life and you know whatever.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
So I'm not saying he's the good guy, by the way.
I think he's for sure a user and signed up
for this relationship and now he wants out, and I
think he is secretive and shady and all of that,
But like, at least he kind of makes sense sometimes.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
I think that he pays half his rent and saves
every single dollar so he can.

Speaker 3 (23:27):
To get away when he can use. He's like a
person in an abusive relationship who's like stowing money away
in their sock drawer.

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are lined up for the fashion show and they're like,
let's do it. Let's do it, and say She's like,
pop the collar, pop the collar, and then the guy
will free walks up and darcik goes, when I walk out,
you pop the collar. He goes, do not do that.

Speaker 3 (26:01):
I missed.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
No, he goes, do not do that, and she goes, okay,
don't pop the color. Can I drop it down? Can
I drop it down? And he goes, that would be fine.
So it's so hilarious because Darcy's like, I go out there,
I know what to do?

Speaker 3 (26:14):
Is he?

Speaker 2 (26:14):
Because you know what to do? Work your magic, very
very high fashion, high fashion. I was like jeans, a
fake diamond breastplate, a black bra a white fuzzy coat. Black. No,
this is not high fashion nothing.

Speaker 3 (26:27):
Also, where was the word snatched? I don't know why
I didn't hear snatched more you're snatched. Also, it was
so funny because Darcy would be like, what should I do, Stace?
Should I do this? And then Stacey would tell her
and then she'd be like, shut up, Stacy, I know
what to do. Do you just like each other? Do
you hate each other? I can never tell.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
Well, this is a high pressure competitive situation because they
want to write, you know, yeah, and.

Speaker 3 (26:52):
So yeah, they want to one up each other, but
beyond team Silva.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
At the same time, so Florian and Georgie are both
like taking the with their phones and I wrote they
nail it. I guess I don't know. And the talking
they didn't fall, No, they didn't fall, and they and
they're doing a lot of piece up keeps this guy
yeah and House of eleven and and talking to it

(27:17):
together Florian and Stacy and she's like, we did a
big silver Sisters are back whoo, and Florie goes, yes,
you did great. I felt very proud. You look so beautiful,
and she's like, hit you boo boo baby, yet me
just give you a little kissy. He just loves it.
He just smiles and stop, Stacey.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
I did not that's one of my acid reflux. I
had developed a gird in that moment. It was too
much for me.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
So Stacy goes, yeah, we're an unstoppable duo. We won't
let any man get in the way that I don't
mean you. I don't mean you. Flora back sage. Jarcy
is you know, taking her stuff off? He says, you know,
I'm still upset about what he said in the car,
and uh, yeah, it's terrible. I was like, by the
way Stacy said it, first, you're taking away our good years.

(28:02):
She said it first, yeah, and then he just retaliated.
So yeah, he goes, yeah, you need to get to
the bottom of it. You got to get to the
bottom of it.

Speaker 3 (28:11):
Oh did you notice Stacy's Freudian slip when she said,
you know, Darcy goes, I'm still upset, and Stacy goes,
how he said, we're wasting his good years. I mean
you're wasting his good years. She said, we're No, It's
like he's not married to both of you.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
You're not You're not can joined twins. So they they
leave the guy's help with the zillion bags and get
out in the car, and in the car, she goes,
are you proud of me? Did a good job? He goes, yeah,
I'm proud of you always, Yeah, good job, and she goes,
thank you? Are you sure? I was like, just take
the compliment.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
Also, it's not a compliment. If you have to ask
for it, you have to ask. That's not a compliment.
And it screamed Daddy issues to me, like how many
times she does it? Later in the hotel, are you
proud of me? Are you sure you're proud of me?

Speaker 2 (29:01):
Don't look good?

Speaker 3 (29:03):
Did I look at it? And then he says yes
because he's forced into a compliment. And then you're like, oh,
thank you. He really loves me. He's proud of me.
You actually begged him for that.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
So the couples are going to their rooms and they're like,
what are we doing? And we're going in We're going
out and says he goes, we're going out. I guess
we're going out and Darcy goes, yeah, yeah, you should
go in there. Ride that horse? Because I ride that
zebra tonight. What what are we calling? Are we calling
Georgia zebra? Now?

Speaker 3 (29:32):
Well, you know, I don't know if I have any
date line our date with dayline listeners out there. But
my favorite expression is think horses, not zebra's, which is
Okham's razor, which is, you know, a theory in policing
and medicine. And it's like, you know, but so Florian
fake teeth is the horse, which actually he does.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
Kind of have horse teeth now he does.

Speaker 3 (29:57):
Yeah, it's like mister ed a little.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
I'm used to them now. I think they look great.

Speaker 3 (30:03):
But that means Georgie is the rare thing that you're
not looking for because it's not the obvious answer, but
it's the anomaly that's Georgie somehow.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
Yeah, I think you're reading way too much into that. Yeah,
And I think she just wanted to come up with
something that was like a horse, and that's the first
thing she came up with.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
Anywhere's black and white a lot?

Speaker 2 (30:25):
Yeah, right, just run that zebra's night. Huh. So they
go into the hotel room and they have like a
welcome from the hotel manager, like welcome, thank you for
saying at our hotel with champagne. She's like, okay, great,
what's that? Let me go get let me go get unsnatched.

Speaker 3 (30:41):
So I felt like I was seeing it in his mind, like,
so this is the sort of luxury that I get
from this relationship. I get a personalized note from the
hotel and a bottle of champagne. Is it worth it?

Speaker 1 (30:55):
Like?

Speaker 2 (30:56):
Is this one free bottle of champagne twice a year
worth it?

Speaker 3 (31:00):
Exactly? And I could see that in his mind.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
So she gets in her bathrobe and she comes out
and she goes, she lays on the bed and she goes,
I did a good job. Are you proud of me?
And he goes, yes, you know, yes, proud of you.
Proud of you always they have the champagne and she goes,
you know, I don't feel like you fully support me
as a wife. And you have such avoidances, like right
now i'm talking to you, you're looking at your champagnecause
he's like looking up at it. He goes, I thought

(31:26):
I saw a hair in there. She goes, yeah, you're
avoiding the conversation. And she goes, I feel ignored. You know,
don't act like a little kid. You're grown up. Now
be a man. I wanna feel your passion, and whatever
you feel is for you to know and not for
me to know, Like I'm gonna take it from you,
like I've only ever given to you, given, give and given, give, gift, gift,
I've never taken anything from you, which is a great point.

Speaker 3 (31:51):
But he makes a good point too, right now.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
He says, but I didn't ask for that, and I
didn't ask for you to give me things. I never
asked shit from people, never, like why you give something
to somebody and use it against them? But like remember
when they were first together and she was always buying
them like big fur coats, and.

Speaker 3 (32:07):
But don't you feel like she would rub it in
his face sometimes, like I got you that coat. Can't
you give me a foot massage? Can't you tell me
you're proud of me?

Speaker 2 (32:17):
You know right right? Yes, yes, it's they're both right
in a lot of ways.

Speaker 3 (32:22):
Here it's transactional.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
And she goes, and then you use it, he says,
you use it against me, and she goes, I have
always given graciously, and he goes, no, you know you
just pay You make all the decisions by yourself. You
don't include me, And I think it's disrespectful to me.
And now I work hard for my money and I
want to enjoy what I want. Okay, but if all
this time he hasn't been bringing in a lot of

(32:46):
money and now he is, now he does need to
not pay her back, but like, hey, let me just
do something nice for you because of all those times
you just did something nice for me, you know.

Speaker 3 (32:57):
But instead he's selfishly thinking, I'm actually earning my own
way now, so I deserve the freedom that comes with that.
Like before he was the kept man, so she made
a decisions because she was paying for everything. But now
he would have his own apartment, you can have freedom,
and he's like wants that freedom. It's like a teenager

(33:17):
who gets their first job that could like support them,
but like their parents have been paying their way for
so long, so it's like it's very complicated.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
Yeah, I think he's just socking away all that money
so he can run an apartment and then be like
I've already run an apartment. I'm leaving.

Speaker 3 (33:34):
Yeah yeah, so.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
And then talking to Eddy goes you know, I want
to celebrate tonight, but I'm just so bothered by her
being so controlling all the time, Like what I want
in the relationship is for it to be equal. But
you know, she's just all over the place in her conversations.
So she says to him, I'm feeling very emotional. Well,
what are you not feeling very emotional? She says, she's
feeling very emotional, and you know, everything my dad said

(33:59):
made to me. And is this something you want? And
you know, I don't really know the answer, Georgie, I
don't know what you want. And he goes, oh, you know,
being in Bulgaria opened my eyes. You know, I was
gone from them for so long. I missed so much,
so much things that happened, and I don't want to
miss those moments anymore because of all of this. And

(34:19):
I don't even know if we're truly happy. And she's like, yeah,
we're happy, are you? But not all the time? Not
all the time?

Speaker 3 (34:27):
No, No, what's the percentage do you think, like when
they're not filming, like in their day to day life,
what percentages when they're not fighting? But I also mean
not sitting in silence awkwardly, like that counts as unhappy
to me.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
Like if they're just together, like having a decent conversation,
just normal.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
Life making dinner normal life. Twelve percent, yeah, exactly twelve percent. Yeah, yeah,
but I think eighty percent of the time he's not around,
which is also unhappy.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
So why are you saying yeah? So he says, you know,
I just feel like maybe we're just wasting time. You know,
I'm miss I'm missing all these important moments with my
family and in general. And you and I we never
have progress. We just talk in a circle. We never
have progress. And I'm not sure if I know what
I want? And she goes, do you know if you
want it to work?

Speaker 3 (35:23):
Like?

Speaker 2 (35:24):
And I don't think this is so like talking in circles.
I think she's flat out do you know yes or no?
Do you want it to work?

Speaker 3 (35:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (35:31):
And so he gets up and goes, I'm just so
tired of talking about the same shit over and over.
It goes nowhere, we have the same conversation so many times.
We never make progress. But and she goes, well, I
thought we were making progress just now, Like she's like,
do you know if you want it to work? Like
he could say like, yes, I know I want it
to work, but I don't know if it will or no. No,
I really don't know. I really don't you know, but he.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
Wanted for that, he's been done for a long time,
but he's too scared to say it, or because he
wants the paycheck, so more episodes, So she would stay forever.
She would cling with the smallest river sliver of hope,
like if you said your hair looks nice once a
year to her, that would be enough for her to
cling onto this relationship. But so he's the one that's

(36:15):
going to have to end it, and he keeps not
doing it. Just say I'm done.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
I think, yeah. She says, are you scared to walk away?
She says it wouldn't smile on her face, which was odd,
and he says, you never get it. You're trying to
gaslight me. You're talking about something that makes no sense.
But I thought she was making perfect sense here because
she's like, are you scared to walk away? Because he
could aside.

Speaker 3 (36:37):
At this moment, I think she was making perfect sense.
But maybe that's gaslighting because he's not used to it normally.
He's like, you're making sense. Why are you gaslighting me?

Speaker 2 (36:48):
That's true, that's true. And he goes, oh, you never
get it, and she goes, well, sure, you're just going
to walk out Yep, there you go, and he just
walks right out. He's probably like, let me see if
I can get Stacy blow before we go out to
the CB. So I'm talking tod. He goes, there is
something very important I need to share with her, but
I need to share it with her when she's calm,
because she doesn't listen. Okay, predictions, what is it?

Speaker 3 (37:11):
Bought an apartment in Bulgaria.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
Put down a deposit on an apartment in Miami.

Speaker 3 (37:21):
It's I feel like it's one of those things like
he's leaving. I feel like he or needs space, or he's.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
Going something something, something's happening, or like he's been saving
all this money because he's going in as like a
part owner of a spa or something like that.

Speaker 3 (37:38):
Right, and that he that he has kept from his wife,
which again why he's so secretive with the money.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
So secretive.

Speaker 3 (37:48):
Yeah, but I get it because I feel like he
just wants to leave and needs a backup plan. He
knows this relationship is not going to last forever.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
So yeah, oh yeah, it's very obvious. Like Florian and Stacey,
I think we'll all together.

Speaker 3 (38:01):
I mean, yeah, they actually seem to enjoy each other's
company in their interviews together. So even though they have
a lot of problems, like he cheated on her, et cetera, Yeah,
they have an arrangement and it works for them.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
All right, let's move on to Brandon and Julia.

Speaker 3 (38:21):
Okay, barely anything happened here, but it was enjoyable. When
Betty and Ron are not around, they're an enjoyable couple.
So they are looking at this wooden map they have
on the wall about where they're going to go, and
they have no plant, not a single plant. He's like,
I think we'll go to London and then Scotland and
Dublin and Spain and then maybe Morocco. We should just

(38:45):
hop over to Africa. Like are they in a camper
van or are they just backpacking? I feel like they're
just backpacking because he said a train. So, but they
don't have huge backpacks. They had normal sized backpacks, like
they didn a backpack HER's backpacks. You know what I'm
talking about.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
They're not backpacking to the Richmond Airport. I mean, you know,
I think they're No.

Speaker 3 (39:07):
I think that they're gonna go hotels that would be expensive,
maybe hostiles. I don't feel like Brandon's staying at a
hostile he'd be scared.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
They're using all the money from the Sweet Sweet match
art money.

Speaker 3 (39:19):
Yeah. So they say Betty always wanted to go to
Sicily and she never did it, and I was like, hmmm,
is she jealous that her son is living out her
dreams that she did not live because she got into
a swinger marriage with naked hot tip time with Ron
and puppy mail time and she did not travel. Uh.

(39:40):
So they're excited, but he's sad that he won't get
his steady supply of breast milk on the trip. Sorry. Stop.
And she is preparing the house. I thought that was
very funny. She's unplugging everything. She's like because I don't
know if it's because of fires or saving on the
electricity bill, but she's.

Speaker 2 (39:59):
Playing the refrigerator or before she did that.

Speaker 3 (40:01):
It didn't look like it because there's this thing of
flowers that is like all crusty, and I was like,
that's gonna sting.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
Either, by the way.

Speaker 3 (40:10):
Yeah fake. So and then he walks out with his
video game system and she's like, you can't bring that,
you can't bring your games, and then he was just kidding.
No idea where the dogs are. I'm assuming they love
those dogs. She loves those dogs, so I'm sure they're
in good hands. And then she tries to pull a

(40:31):
Kevin McAllister home alone by propping up a stuffed animal
in front of the window and putting a hoodie on
it and a cup of coffee and making it look
like someone's there so no one will break in. But
it slumps over the table and looks like it's been
murdered and like was hit behind with a bottle, and
it's now slumps over the table, and Brandon's like, goes

(40:51):
outside to see what it looks like, and he's like,
they're gonna break in because they're gonna think that person
is drunk and not making attend, so they're gonna break in. Yeah, though,
And then they're like, we don't know how long we're staying,
And then he says it depends on what crimes we commit.
It's like, are you planning on being locked up in
European jail? Are you playing on reenacting that Joaquin Phoenix movie? What?

Speaker 2 (41:13):
I don't think? I don't know, Well, I guess yeah,
I don't know. And by the way, nobody else needs
to send me, including you. The thing that somebody put
out with Brandon Holden a baby with Betty's face.

Speaker 3 (41:26):
Yes, it was a classic case of this tastes terrible.
Please try this because I saw it. My eyes saw it.
I needed your eyes to see it. It's a jump scare.
It looks like he's holding Et in the the from
the back of the bike because she's wrapped up like
a Babushka baby. Like it's so disturbing, so disturbing.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
And she's like with like a huge smile, and.

Speaker 3 (41:52):
Like the baby really looks like Brandon.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
Terrible, terrible. So uh.

Speaker 3 (41:58):
They go to the airport in a car and we
hear them talking to the driver as they drive away.
I didn't even think it was Julia. She sounds so happy.
She sounds like a totally different person. She's like, yes, airport, please,
Like it's not even Julia because she's so happy.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
It didn't sound like a different person. Yeah didn't it,
Yeah it did.

Speaker 3 (42:19):
She's like, no, Betty, no, Ron that I've been shaking
out the demon that is inside of me that is
altering my voice, and now I have happy voice.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
I mean, do you think the dogs are with Betty
and Ron?

Speaker 3 (42:30):
No? I don't think they're talking to Betty and ron
I think they must have friends. Okay, she's not going
to board those dogs, so she's yeah, I just don't know.
And they don't seem to have a dog. A house
sitter that would be the best, just have when someone
stay in the house. But again it's like home alone.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
Yeah, we'll be gone for two weeks or three years unclear? Yeah, yeah, okay,
let's go to our what'd you call them six pits?
The six pits?

Speaker 3 (43:03):
Okay, it's a name that is in flux. It is
TBD Floria D's whatever.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
We hate them, sexy six No no, Jovi and Jovi
and Yara are. They're getting ready for a night out.
He's making fun of her super shiny blood their pants.
He's like, see if you can touch your toes so
you can bend over. She's like great, great, great great.
You know they make that noise. So, so why is.

Speaker 3 (43:27):
Your first instinct to make fun of your wife and
to not just say you look nice even if you
don't get her fashion.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
She comes out and she goes, would you like this?
He goes, yeah, you look great, and she goes, you
like this necklace? And I wanted to say it doesn't
go with that outfit. So Libby and Andre come in
to have champaign with them, and he's like, oh, girls,
how was your day and she goes Libby goes, well,
our day was fun until Lauren tried to dig up
the past and you know what I told her, babe

(43:57):
is I'm sick of talking about the same stuff. And
you know, she just needs to talk to you because
there's questions I can't answer. And ar goes, oh, God,
like the elephant's always in the room, Like I'm here
to have fun. I want to kick out the elephant.
I want to have fun. So then Elizabeth needs to
borrow a pencil sharpener for her eyeliner, and they go

(44:18):
in the bathroom and Yara goes, yeah, I just was
not don't you want to talk about this anymore? I
want to just disassociate from that stuff, and List goes yeah,
you know, Yura, you and I are way more calm
and we're just into no drama and you and I
we just really click better than with Lauren.

Speaker 3 (44:37):
That mean girl shit is so I triggering, like pulling
her aside and then being like aren't we so fun together?
Lauren's not fun? Like we are like we're the fun group.
We're sit at the cool table with us. Lauren doesn't belong.
I knew that's what it was going to be. I
was telling Lauren mentally the rest of this whole trip.

(44:59):
I was like, amp up your fun because you have
to win this competition. It's a competition for Yara's affections,
and Libby is winning because she's not drama all the time.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
But she is drama.

Speaker 3 (45:13):
Drama, and then it acts like she's over the drama
and she wants to just have fun.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
Oh so Yara goes, no, you know, I think you're
a nice person. I think she's a nice person, and
it's fine. I think she's a good friend. Liza goes, well,
you know, I wasn't gonna say anything, but she has
said some things about you, like Miami got to your

(45:39):
head and she just kind of comments about your clothes
and stuff, just kind of nasty and I really don't
want you to be hurt if you get too close
to her, so just be careful. I didn't like this
at all.

Speaker 3 (45:52):
Blames on the side of my face. Also roll that footage.
I want to see the tape where Lauren said that
I know she and on right I'm sorry. She and
Alex have said, like, she's so Miami. She fits in
perfectly in Miami. Yeah, dressed exactly Miami. That's not bad.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
Like, and Lauren is said, like, I couldn't get away
with that what she wears, you know whatever, which, by
the way, Lauren could. So she's it's just not her personality.
She means yeah mm hm. So Yar goes really well,
she's so nice and says she loves me and wants
to be friends, and goes, I don't know what to
tell you. Bitches are fake. I'm so mad at Elizabeth.

Speaker 3 (46:30):
So and I can't tell if this is like for
the show, like she's auditioning for her villain's error she
wants to be a housewife Miami person or like. But
I don't feel like Lauren is in on the joke
if it is fake for the show, because her tics
get out of control when this happens, and it seems
like she cannot handle this emotionally.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
It's very stressful for her. So okay, so talking it
together Elizabeth and Andre and she goes, you know, I
don't like talking shit about people, but I've been burned
by Lauren talking to crab behind my back, and I
don't want ya to have to go through the same thing. Like,
I mean, Yari needs to be careful. Okay, we all

(47:17):
have eyes and ears, so I don't know who you're
lying to here.

Speaker 3 (47:20):
So you're just not fun enough to pull this off.
Like at least the housewives have fun one liners and
stuff that, yeah, are entertaining. She doesn't have that part
of the personality. She's just a bitch mm hmm.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
So they all do tequila shots, cheers maybe maybe, and
you know, Joey's like, Yara, I gave you a little
one because she doesn't like to do shots. So in
talking head, Yara is like, I mean, if Elizabeth said
this behind my back, I would believe it, but not Lauren. Okay,
well that tells you all you need to know.

Speaker 3 (47:53):
That's your answer. Yeah, she says, you.

Speaker 2 (47:55):
Know, I trusted Lauren. I thought she was like a
girl's girl, but I don't know. Maybe Elizabeth is right
about her. So poor Yara is like really torn here.
All right. Now, we see Lauren and Alexi in their
room with the hidden cameras talking about their day, and
Lauren goes, our day was fine, but when I was
trying to talk to Elizabeth. She just kept saying, like,
Andre did it. You need to talk to Andrea, like

(48:16):
I need to talk to him. And I just feel
like she's never going to take responsibility for what she did.
And Alexi goes, I feel like we're being gas lit.
I feel like we're being She says, I feel like
we're being gaslighted. And she goes, I feel like we're
being gas lit like she corrects his English. So they
all hop in a van for a night out on
the town at like a local bar, and they're going

(48:39):
to the Pickled Pig and they're all joking around and
I think somebody, maybe it's Jovie, says something to Andre
but like you're always loud or something, and he goes, oh,
is that being loud? Like I'm so sorry, And they're like,
are you okay? Did you just apologize?

Speaker 3 (48:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (48:54):
And Yarra goes, oh, I never say I'm sorry because
saying sorry it means you're weak.

Speaker 3 (48:59):
Yeah. She's like, you said you're anti European.

Speaker 2 (49:02):
No, we're not doing it, and Elizabeth goes, it's taken
me eight years to teach him how to say sorry.
Let's don't backtrack here. So they go to this pickled
pig bar and restaurant and they order drinks and Yara
does a shot ski with the locals and they immediately like,
who's this hot Russian?

Speaker 3 (49:20):
Yes, that one dude is like ready to leave his
wife for.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
He also wants to be on the show. We're like,
yes enough. Everybody claps when they do the shot ski
and she says, you know, I'm not like a regular mom.
I'm a cool mom. And I love that Yara is
like leaning into the American sayings. Now other people doing
shots woo shotski woo, and the locals love Yara. So

(49:44):
they're all kind of standing around and Elizabeth goes, I
guess Lauren says something like, oh, I don't want to
do a shot or something. I should catch up, and
Elizabeth goes, well, we did tequila shots in the room
with Yara and Jovie before they came, and Lauren goes, oh,
we didn't get the invitation, and Elizabeth goes, oh, blame
it on Jovie. I don't know talking to Lauren think

(50:06):
that I don't. Elizabeth said it on purpose to make
Lauren know she wasn't invited.

Speaker 3 (50:13):
I think so too, And if it wasn't Elizabeth, I
would have thought Lauren was being too sensitive, and like
they were just happened to it be getting ready and
like they had a shot. It wasn't like they had
a pre party plan to have a shot without the
other group.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
It's just like swing by, we're doing shots.

Speaker 3 (50:28):
Yeah, exactly, And they would have done shots with them
if they happened to be there, you know, they were
still in their room. But because it's Elizabeth, I think
she said it on purpose.

Speaker 2 (50:40):
I think she said it on purpose, and he're talking
to head. Lauren goes, well, that's kind of fucked up.
And Elizabeth didn't need to say that, you know, like
she didn't need to tell me. And again, I think
there's a malicious intent behind it. And I don't know
if it's because of our lunch conversation. She just has
to go tit for tat, and I'm seeing the kind
of person she is more and more so she's right

(51:02):
about that. So Alexi goes, hey, look before we do
more shots, since we're all in goodsperience and not too
drunk yet, let's see if we can clear the air.
So the two couples are standing there, Yara and Jovier
are at the bar and Alexi goes, look the way
I remember it, that night at the launch party, that's
of yours launch party. That night at the launch party,

(51:23):
it was you who brought an Alexi is saying this
to Alexi is saying this to Elizabeth. He says, it
was you who brought up the whole body shaming thing
and attacked us, and I felt it was malicious. I
felt it was a premeditated attack. And Elizabeth goes, well,
so I thought, Lauren called my husband a horrible man.

(51:45):
And Lauren goes, no, never, And Elizabeth says to Alexi,
I've never called you like a dick or a horrible
man or whatever. And she said that and it hurt me,
and he goes, okay, he goes, that's a good point,
Like alexis being very calm about this, as.

Speaker 3 (52:00):
Also, Alexei doesn't act like a dick or a horrible.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
Man, not in general, notion.

Speaker 3 (52:06):
No, maybe in private with Lauren, but not at like
dinner parties.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
Not so that everybody knows he's a fucking nightmare, you know.
And so now we're over to Yara and Jovie at
the bar and she's eating and she goes, let's take
the food for them.

Speaker 3 (52:20):
Too.

Speaker 2 (52:20):
She's like, now you guys want nachos because now she's
had all these shots. Yeah, and they're like they're like no,
like we're talking, so she's like, they don't want to
not jos, I want to bring. So Jovi's like, I
like this bar, like this is fun. I like like
a local place. And Yura says, you know, Elizabeth told
me that Lauren was making fun of me, like my outfits,

(52:41):
like how I dress, like what the fuck? Like she says,
she liked me so much and now she's making fun
of me. And I don't know what to say. I
don't know, and joe goes, well, you have to say something,
and she goes no, because then I don't want it
to be a fight. And Joey goes, well, it's gonna be,
and but you don't have to he doesn't have to
be like you can say, hey, what what's going on?
Like just say it calmly, and Yara goes, I don't know.

(53:03):
I'm not gonna do. I want to want to ruin
my mood and Joey goes, well, we'll say it at
the end of the night. We're all going home. So
Elizabeth says, we're back at the table before them. Alizia goes,
everything started off on the wrong foot at your housewarming
party because Andrea was attacked and I go Alexi goes, no, no,

(53:24):
at the party, you know how it started, Noga, she
had no ill will. I mean she did at the end,
but not at the beginning. And Andre goes, whos fuck
is this person to be in your home? And I'll
escalate the shit like this, and Lauren goes, well, she's
my best friend. And Lisia goes, oh, well, you and
I are supposed to be best friends. Are you guys seven?
Are you seven years old?

Speaker 3 (53:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (53:47):
List goes you and I are supposed to be best friends,
and Lauren goes, absolutely, you were one of my best friends.
And Andrea says to Lauren, you didn't apologize to me ever,
for what happened at your house. And Lauren says, look
at me, I am sorry it got to that point
at my house, and I'm sorry if you were offended
by anything that happened there, I am sorry.

Speaker 3 (54:07):
She has said that several times, Yes she has, and
Andre says, you've never apologized. It's bullshit.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
Yeah, and Andre says, I'm sorry it got to that
point and I apologize. Andre says, I apologize for that
text messages thing. That was a fuck up, you know.
I went deep into that and it was retaliation and
that was a fucked up thing to do, and I
apologize for that too. Okay, good, all right, Okay.

Speaker 3 (54:32):
So he's saying Libby didn't tell him, but he's saying
he went Libby, he went into the text but I
kind of still think Libby told.

Speaker 2 (54:41):
He didn't go back two years in text messages to
find something to say mean to Lauren.

Speaker 3 (54:45):
No.

Speaker 2 (54:46):
So they're both like, I appreciate your apology. I appreciate
your apology, and Lauren tears up and sheetles with hug
and they're kind of joking about, like, oh, you're really
getting in there, and Lauren's like, I just missed you
so much. She goes, I and followed you on Instagram
and also goes, I blocked you, and they laugh and
Lauren says, Andre, moving forward, please don't go through our stuff,

(55:08):
our private conversations. He goes, oh, yeah, yeah, absolutely, and
he's like shing, make week, he didn't do it in
the first place. So Yara is saying, I'm not going
to They're over there hugging and what, I'm not going
to say anything, and Jovi goes no, like, don't let
people push you around like you're what You're going to
go have coffee with her? I know she's talking shit
about you and your clothes or whatever.

Speaker 3 (55:28):
Only I can talk shit about you and the way
you look in your clothes as your job.

Speaker 2 (55:34):
Jovi is getting a tray of shots. He drops him
on the floor. Everybody cheers. He's like, hey, you do
I win a prize?

Speaker 3 (55:40):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (55:42):
And the bartender is a woman and she goes no.
He goes sorry about that. I was like, pick it.

Speaker 3 (55:46):
Up, you dick, Yeah, pick it up. Help.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
Yeah. So Lauren is comes over and is talking with
Jovi and Yarra and he goes, hey, Yara, tell Lauren
about the conversation you have with Elizabeth. Just go ahead
and talk about it. And Yara's like Jovi and Lauren's
like what what? And Ura says, Elizabeth said that you
make fun of me, that you make fun of me

(56:11):
and my outfits. And you know, I've had a lot
of time in my life where people make fun of
me and I can brush it off, but then each
time I see you, I'll feel heavy about it and
Lauren's like what, She goes, no, she says, I'm so
glad you brought this up. I've never made fun of
your looks, never ever like you literally inspire me tonight.
I was thinking like, well, I'm gonna wear I was
gonna wear like these baggy pants and I was like no,

(56:32):
and I was like, you know, and Jovie kind of
goes yeah, you're thinking like what's you are gonna wear?
And she goes yeah, because then I got to like
up my game. And Yara says, well, she says, you
said Miami changed me into a bad way, and she goes,
are you kidding? I've said you are thriving and you're
the epitome of Miami. I've never made fun of your outfits.

(56:53):
I wouldn't wear what you wear. It's not my style.
But I'm actually and then and then Lauren takes it
one step too far. Lauren goes, actually, I'll admit it,
I'll own it. I'm jealous of you. I'm just jealous
of you. That's what it is. You've got gorgeous hair,
an amazing body, You're confident, you wear what you want.
And there I've said it. I'm just jealous of you.
I was like, Okay, I think you took that one

(57:15):
step too far with your apology. Yeah, because now he's not.

Speaker 3 (57:19):
Yeah, and it makes it seem like you were talking
shit because you're jeless. But also, this is all moot
because even if she was talking bad about her, Elizabeth
should have said it, like it's normal to occasionally talk
shit about your friends. I'm sorry, sometimes that happens with
another friends. It just does. And there's a cone of

(57:41):
silence that should not be broken.

Speaker 2 (57:44):
Yes, I agree.

Speaker 3 (57:45):
Also, you know y'all is sensitive about her looks, so
why would you even put that on her? Libby, Like,
if Lauren did say it, she shouldn't have said it.
But Oliz, what Elizabeth did was worse by telling Yara
I think.

Speaker 2 (58:01):
And I don't. I mean, I am sure that Lauren
has probably been like a girl her outfits. I mean,
she is living that Miami life girl.

Speaker 3 (58:08):
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I don't. I can't see it being
like a.

Speaker 2 (58:12):
Bad like God, she shouldn't have warn those pains.

Speaker 3 (58:16):
Although at the launch party she did start in when
Elizabeth came. She was like trying to bond with Elizabeth,
and she goes Yara didn't have anything ready. She was
like so upset and there weren't balloons blown up and
stuff like can you believe that? It was so chaotic?
So I was like, I'll help, I'll do whatever.

Speaker 2 (58:35):
Yeah, well have told her that, Yeah, she talked about
your launch party, said you weren't ready, and it was like,
you know, she could have said that she poked at
the one thing that Yura so since itive, yes, because
Lara probably been like she was right. I totally didn't
get ready in time. Talking to Lauren goes, I'm completely blindsided.

(58:57):
I probably have had conversations about Yara's outfits because they
are bold and they are out there, and yeah, she
can wear it. I cannot, but I'm not making fun
of her as a person. And right when I think
I could trustle Is with bam, she shows me that
I can mm hmm. And the talking head Yard goes
to be honest if she's lying or not, like, I'm
so tired of all of this. I need to go

(59:19):
home and reflect on all of this situation. So then
Lauren goes back over to the other people and goes,
I can't get a fucking break, like we got to go,
and they're all like what happened? And Alex is like,
you're getting your coat, like are we leaving?

Speaker 3 (59:31):
What?

Speaker 2 (59:32):
And Andrea and Livy are like what just happened? I
don't know. I guess she and Laura Yara had to fight.
And Elizabeth is looking over there like uh oh yeah,
oh the talking head. Lauren goes, I am done. I'm
done with her. I will not associate with her, and
I will never trust a word.

Speaker 3 (59:47):
She says again, good, you shouldn't good. I think she
was tricking you by being you were talking mostly over text,
and just like it's very easy to misinterpret text in
a bad way and that someone's being snarky or bitchy.
Elizabeth must have a way of texting that makes it
sound like she's really nice and a girl's girl when

(01:00:07):
she is not. And now that they're hanging out in person,
she's realizing she's a snake or when the camera is going,
when the show is going, she's snakish, and when the
show is not then she's maybe normal. I don't think
Elizabeth has a lot of girlfriends. I think her life
is andre and Lauren has a lot of girlfriends.

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
She does, Yeah, we've seen them on.

Speaker 3 (01:00:34):
The show, but we've never seen Libby's friends, like we
had had her sisters who she only talks to one now,
and Chuck and Andre And because she's not really a
girl's girl, she probably thinks that their girls are jealous
of her because of her husband. I feel like she's
actually said that on the show.

Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
It's interesting on sixty Days End that we're covering on Mondays,
there's a girl that goes on and her name is
Stephanie on the season, and she's like, I've never really
had a lot of girlfriends, so i don't know how
I'm gonna get along. Well, she immediately goes into prison
and it was like, this is the sorority I was
never in. Look at our bunk beds. We're so fun, really.

Speaker 3 (01:01:11):
Interesting because normally those kind of girls, yeah, they're the problem.
Like I never trust somebody who says they don't have girlfriends,
or they don't get along with girls, or girls are
too much drama. It's always them that's the problem. But
she's actually like enjoying being around the girl.

Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
Oh, she can't believe it. She was like, listen, head bitching,
charge likes me. She was, and then like they got
into a big fight. I got to run up and
be like on the side of my soory sisters. It
was like the DG's and the Tridelt's got in a
fight and I was like, go zone seven. Woo. She
was like girl fight check so much fun. I loved it.
Oh my god, I just saw my friend beat up

(01:01:50):
another girl totally like a soarty Okay, uh Jasmine, Gino
and me.

Speaker 3 (01:01:59):
Okay, this was a lot. But we didn't even see Geno.
So why was he in the opening saying previously on
ninety day fiance? Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:02:07):
So she takes.

Speaker 3 (01:02:10):
Yeah, they she gets. She takes Coco to the park
and she forces him to go down the slide to
show off how whimsical she is in her spandex bodysuit
and she's like extremely pregnant. And then Matt pulls up
and a giant truck thing like a tow truck with
a pink ribbon on it, and he goes, I, Mama, Sita,

(01:02:31):
you need a ride and yi hie onlay and I
was like, it's so annoying, And so he says, this
is going to be my second income. See the ribbon.
It's surprised. I got it for us, Well for me,
it's going to be our second income, So like he's
going to be a tow truck driver. Don't you need

(01:02:52):
a license or something for that?

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
So apparently he probably has a commercial driver's license a CDL.
And then I don't they live in Florida. I'm sure
it's all bets are off the guy down the street.
You can tell you. It doesn't matter.

Speaker 3 (01:03:04):
That's true. So he says he does random things related
to cars, building cars, how do you build a car?
Like you put the pieces together? Fixing up cars that
I understand, and selling cars that I understand. I that
was one job job I've been We've been wondering for
a long time. Why did I always think he was
a personal trainer.

Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
I don't know. But his job is is doing.

Speaker 3 (01:03:28):
Me panic ish stuff with his buddies. That's how he
makes That does not sound like stable income. It sounds
super shady. It doesn't sound like you're paying taxes on it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
But he got when he told us he was they
had to move to Florida. He got like he had
accepted the job with the company in Florida.

Speaker 3 (01:03:47):
But I don't understand. Okay, it's so shady, like just
use actual company terms like I want. It's that sort
of like I do outsourcing of business management projections. What okay, okay, okay,
I guess it's like what I tell people when they

(01:04:09):
ask what I do, because I don't want to explain podcasting.

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
So what do you say? I'm in the entertainment business.

Speaker 3 (01:04:15):
You have told me say like an accountant or like
office manager, something really like something that doesn't require follow
up questions. And I'm worried they'll ask me for tax advice,
so I don't say accountant. I don't know anything, so
I end up panicking and just saying podcasting, and then
that leads to a lot of conversations that I don't

(01:04:37):
want to have. And I don't like pitching with myself either,
so like, and I don't like seeing their face if
they hear like true crime and they're like, it's just awkward. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:04:48):
It's hard to be a podcaster and tell people you're
a podcaster because they say things like oh, that's fun.

Speaker 3 (01:04:54):
Yeah, or they want to start a podcast and they
want advice, which I'm happy to give them, but like
it's more, or they don't know what a podcast is
and like you explain, like how you earn money as
a podcaster, or they think true crime is very tacky
and they don't like that, or they think reality TV
is dumb and they don't like that. And it's like,

(01:05:14):
it's just I just need a job. That is just
I'm just going to say I work in an office
and leave it at that and hope they don't ask
what kind of office.

Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
Is yours?

Speaker 3 (01:05:28):
Like if I say dentist office, they're going to say, oh,
I need a new dentist, which office do you work at?
Like it's it's hard out there for a podcaster, so
if anyone has ideas, My listeners have tried to suggest things,
and it seemed like everything would require more follow up questions,
so I was still looking.

Speaker 2 (01:05:49):
But the listeners are nice and they think it's cool
if you're a podcaster because they listen to the podcast,
so they might if they met somebody, but oh really,
what kind that's cool? They would be nice about it.

Speaker 3 (01:05:59):
I am very introverted and I don't like to talk
to people. Like it depends what mood I'm in, but
I generally don't want to talk to someone. I just
want to sit quietly. So because I'm I'm quiet, I'm
shy out in the world, you know. I want to
listen to my music or my podcast, and I just
don't want to talk, not in a bad way. I

(01:06:21):
just like I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:06:23):
About how about I'm between jobs.

Speaker 3 (01:06:26):
Okay, yeah, I'm unemployed, thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:06:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:06:29):
There are no follow up questions.

Speaker 2 (01:06:31):
No follow because I can say, oh that's too bad.
Yeah I'm looking Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:06:37):
So he I'm a temp that way, I don't have
like an actual office I can pitch. It's like I
am a temp.

Speaker 2 (01:06:45):
Yeah yeah, okay, good, yeah, something like that.

Speaker 3 (01:06:49):
So he has he spent one hundred and fifty thousand
dollars on this monstrosity. I mean, it's nice, it's not
a monstrosity. It seems to be new and in good shape,
but like a hundred and I had no clue. I
would have thought that that's what one of those actual
trucks that like truck drivers drive costs. Like this looks

(01:07:13):
like almost like a normal forward truck, but with a
thing attached to it that has the lift that you.

Speaker 2 (01:07:21):
Can put the very car. It's a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:07:24):
One hundred and fifty thousand dollars. So he says, she's
being a negative nancy and this will let him set
his own schedule and be his own boss and help
with the disgusting, stupid baby girl that they're having. And
she's like, do you know how to do this? Did
you take a class? Do you know how to tow
a car? And he goes, what, Like it's hard? I

(01:07:46):
can do it. It's so easy. There's insurance if something
happens to someone's car, so I can just fuck around
and d dent their car to hell. That's what insurance
is for. Like you don't have to pay something like
you have to know how to do it, how to
do it, And then he's like, it's not rocket science.
He is such mediocre white man confidence. Lord, give me

(01:08:08):
the confidence of a mediocre white man like Matt. He's like,
it's not rocket science. I can figure it out. Also,
where is he going to park this thing? There's just
like driveways in their neighborhood.

Speaker 2 (01:08:18):
How it's going on their driveway, that's where it's going.

Speaker 3 (01:08:21):
Okay, they're gonna love it. So she's like, show me
toe our car. So they pull up to their car
and he starts to drive the car onto the toe
the ramp and she's like, the car isn't going to
be drivable, mat or you wouldn't need a toe like
that idiot, and he says, well, then i'd use the winch.

(01:08:45):
But I don't know how to use the winch yet. Okay,
that's good. Maybe it came with a manual that you
can read. Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:08:54):
So I don't want to get dirty. I don't want to.

Speaker 3 (01:08:57):
I don't want to climb under the car and get dirty.
But I can just do it. It would be so easy.
And she's like, okay, do it. And so he goes
up and he's messing around with the chains and the cables.
I was kind of hoping he would get caught up
in the chains and fall, not hurt himself, but just
because then he would say, aye, yeah, ay, Mama sida
my leg. Then fine, I hurt my ankle. Mamasita so

(01:09:22):
Jasin says, Matt always has these ideas, Like one day
he came home and he wanted to open a burger
place because he loves burgers. Okay, he's not a chef,
he's not a restaurant tour he doesn't know anything, but
he likes eating burgers. So he wanted to open a
burger place. And he says, it's so easy, it's not
even hard. I just don't want to crawl under the car, okay, mama,

(01:09:45):
And she's like, that's one hundred and fifty thousand dollars
of our daughter's patrimony that you just spent. And he's like, well,
I wasn't going to give that to our daughter anyway.
If we had a son, I probably would have given
the tour.

Speaker 2 (01:09:58):
But yeah, totally.

Speaker 3 (01:09:59):
So he tells us I did this because I'm feeling
pressure because once I tell my mom, she's going to
freak out, and I need to prove to her that
I can support my new family. So that's why I'm
trying this new venture without telling my romantic partner and
baby mama about this huge purchase that I just made.
And so she starts crying on the side of the
road next to the tow truck and says, I feel

(01:10:21):
so alone. You haven't read up on anything to learn
about having a baby, and he's like, what, Like, it's hard.
You just have a baby, you just raise the baby whatever?

Speaker 2 (01:10:30):
Is that what you're for? Come on, yeah, you're the.

Speaker 3 (01:10:33):
One with the boobs, aren't you gonna do it? And
she's like, I want you to go to a baby
class with me, which is a good idea. Also, she
doesn't see her children anymore, so she should maybe go
to some sort of parenting class as well, and the
first class, first class. They'd be like, one oh one,
don't leave your baby in another country, thank you. So

(01:10:55):
she says to us, I have been having sex with Matt,
but like, do I really know him?

Speaker 2 (01:11:00):
Who is he? She's lived with him now for at
least seven months.

Speaker 3 (01:11:05):
Yeah, she's now just realizing he is an idiot. And
she says, I was gonna tell my mom about the
baby today, but now I have to deal with this
idiot that knocked me up, and like it's too much
emotional stress. So she is going to tell the mom.
She sits Coco down and she's like, sit, Coco, behave.

(01:11:27):
You're a big brother. Now you have to set an example.
And I was like, the baby will have actual big
brothers in Panama.

Speaker 2 (01:11:35):
But no, forget about again. I'd already forgotten about it. It
only been two minutes since you last missed it mentioned it.
But it's so easy to forget about those two kids.
It's so easy. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:11:44):
Also, the Reddit threads are so funny because the comments
are like, also, did you know that that one baby
is not even hers? So apparently like people think Wants
is not or Wants is not hers and like a
step son, but she treats him like a son. But
then one has special needs and like she agreed that
the dad would raise it, and then one is with

(01:12:04):
the mom. But then they're like, no, they're both hers,
and people just argue and few facts that they don't
know are true at all. It's it's a wild ride.

Speaker 2 (01:12:15):
I believe both sons are hers, but they have different dads, right.

Speaker 3 (01:12:20):
That's what people are fighting about in this one thread
I was on.

Speaker 2 (01:12:23):
I mean, that's like I don't know who to believe.

Speaker 3 (01:12:25):
Because they're like, nope, this paperwork shows they've like dug
into oh wow, certificates. But then somebody else will say, no,
you're totally wrong. They're both hers, and she equally abandoned
both of them. But it's I don't know, but they
are with different dads and like she she doesn't have
custody of either of them.

Speaker 2 (01:12:47):
But right, right, but remember when she took Gino out
to meet her mom and as sister was there, but
that's not the sister that they was living with her Panama,
and she was like, we're gonna go out and see
my kids because one lived with the mom.

Speaker 3 (01:13:05):
Right, the one I think that lives with the mom
has special needs and the dad wasn't able to give
enough support, so she pawned the kid off on the
mom while she went to America.

Speaker 2 (01:13:19):
It's interesting now with his dad the mom in this
conversation that we're about to go into, the mom doesn't
say what about your other two kids?

Speaker 3 (01:13:28):
They're just not mentioning them. And that's why Jasmine said
on social media, She's like, I've chosen not to talked
about them this season because.

Speaker 2 (01:13:36):
Because people think you're a terrible person.

Speaker 3 (01:13:38):
I mean exactly. And then someone like, but this is
how crazy people I'm redded are. They're like, she basically
acts like the other son is hers, so that they
could have some scenes with that other son, because the
one son is kind of nonverbals, so she basically makes it. See,
this is what terrible will think she is. She's acting

(01:14:01):
like this other son is her biological child, so that
they would have scenes to do with the child and
Gina because the other child doesn't speak very much. And
I was like, I don't know if she would do that.

Speaker 2 (01:14:15):
What will we find out at the tell all? I
can't wait?

Speaker 3 (01:14:18):
Or were they just not bring it up because she's Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:14:23):
They've got to ask, Jasmine, now that you have a
third baby, have you been to Panama? Have you seen
your mother? Have you seen your other two children that
you haven't seen it two years? You know.

Speaker 3 (01:14:33):
Yeah. So Matt is cooking for her and she's like,
you're so sexy when you cook for me, like all
is forgiven about the toe shruck, and she says, or
he says, you're just being nice to me to avoid
talking to your mom, even though he has not talked
to his mom. But so Jasmine says, I do smell,
which is normal for her to say. It's not normal

(01:14:54):
when Matt says it repeatedly. But so she praised her
strength to video call her mom, and we see the
mom and she seems to be doing well and not dying,
thank god. She seems she looks well.

Speaker 2 (01:15:06):
So did you find this to be staged and the
mom already knew? Or did you find this to be
the mom absolutely did not know.

Speaker 3 (01:15:14):
I was vacillating back and forth. I felt like Jasmine
was kind of not being as good of an actress
as she normally is. But I actually felt like the
mom's stoic responses felt actually sort of real because she's
just so shocked and disappointed, where she's not one that
will scream in about bursts, and Jasmine says at the end,

(01:15:36):
like why didn't she yell? Why didn't she scream? It's
so much worse when they do the like I'm just
very disappointed.

Speaker 2 (01:15:43):
And she's asking her pretty significant follow up questions.

Speaker 3 (01:15:47):
Yes she is, yeah, yeah, so I thought it was real,
but Jasmine's overacting and made me think it wasn't real
because she's doing like I I just oh god, him
so embarrassed. I do not know. I think that maybe
that's just her personality. She always acts like she's not
a soap opera.

Speaker 2 (01:16:05):
I was glad to hear her say I'm so. She
looked at madd said I'm so embarrassed. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:16:10):
She said it repeatedly. I'm so disgusted by my actions.
I'm so embarrassed. This is like how my life turned out,
Like I'm you know.

Speaker 2 (01:16:18):
I think that's a real response to be like, yeah,
I'm embarrassed that I have to tell my mother that
I wanted to have sex with somebody else. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:16:27):
So because she can do it for the show and
make it seem like it's not that bad, but like
when it is her mom that like gets you, she
really wants to please her mom, so she she keeps
saying mommy. She's like, Mommy, you know I respect you
a lot, mommy, And there's a lot there's a situation
mommy that is complicated, mommy, and I haven't mommy been
able to tell you the truth mommy. I think she

(01:16:48):
thinks by saying mommy a lot, it's like in a
soften the blow, like remember, I'm just your little girl, Mommy,
you love me. So she's like, I didn't want to
worry you, but my marriage with Gino has not been
how I described it. And it ended and the mom's like,
what when? And she says a year ago. The mommy

(01:17:09):
mommy is shocked, and Jasmin tells us I do talk
to my mom every week, but I've been avoiding video
chatting because I am disgusted by my own decisions and
I did not want to tell my mom. And she says,
you know, mom, when we got married, I was very
depressed and I felt very alone, and I proposed Oh

(01:17:31):
my god, I'm so embarrassed. Oh my god, an open marriage.
And Matt keeps like listening very intently, like he speaks Spanish,
but he doesn't understand, but he keeps being like like
very intently, like turning his head like a dog. When
you say park, He's like, can I hear my marriage?

Speaker 2 (01:17:52):
I hear my name outside outside?

Speaker 3 (01:17:56):
So she says, Mommy says, why did you this for
so long? And Jazzon says, I knew it was the
wrong decision. It did not work out. And Gino and
I we did have like rules. We decided that I
could have an exclusive relationship with someone else and he
would get approval of that person because Gino couldn't be
with me sexually, which is so he wouldn't touch me.

(01:18:21):
So I told him the choices are we get a
divorce or I can get love from someone else. And
I am so embarrassed, but I thought it was the
best choice to save our marriage and stay in this country.
And so she met a man. I met a man
at the gym, Matthew. It's like, maybe it'll sound better

(01:18:43):
if I say Matthew. It's more formal. And he told
me he was in love with me. And then I
found out Imeel Mom is like, what what did you
find out?

Speaker 2 (01:18:56):
How found I was a serial killer, Like I found what.

Speaker 3 (01:19:00):
Found out he had a low credit credit score?

Speaker 2 (01:19:04):
What was it?

Speaker 3 (01:19:05):
He had once shoplifted from a CVS?

Speaker 2 (01:19:08):
What is it?

Speaker 3 (01:19:09):
And she's like, I found out I was pregnant with
Matt's baby. And mommy says, what how far along are you?
And she says seven months and Jasmine starts crying, And
this is where I kind of was like, I don't
see any tears. Are you just all cried out? Or
are these crocodile tears? And mommy asked what it's going

(01:19:29):
to be, which I thought was a kind of a
normal question that like a grandma would want to know.
And she says a girl like and Matt's like a
stupid girl like.

Speaker 2 (01:19:39):
Shoot in the background, She's like, I understand Nina.

Speaker 3 (01:19:44):
So she asked Matt. She's like, Matt, I come over.
I want to introduce you. And the Mommy's like, I'm
Cecilia and he's like, I am Matt. I don't speak English.
I mean I don't speak Spanish, but I don't speak
English very well either, And Matt says, Matt, I love
your daughter and don't want to cause her any harm.

Speaker 2 (01:20:07):
I last that's the baseline.

Speaker 3 (01:20:10):
I was, like, she speaks Spanish, Matt, She's not a
mob boss. This is not a hostage negotiation, Like, no
harm will come to your daughter here, she's holding up
today's newspaper. If you give given to my ransom demands
in sixteen hours, she'll be fine. And Jasmine like translates,
like he cares about me and he wants to take

(01:20:31):
care of me. And Mommy says, how was he willing
to get into relationship with you when he knew that
you were married? Like what kind of character does he have?
And Matt says, well, you know, I was in my
thirties and I was single, and I thought, yeah, it
was something I could do. Whatever I knew I was
gonna look stupid, but whatever if Jasmine totally changes his

(01:20:56):
answer when she's translating, he just cared about me so
much that he wanted to be with me, no matter
what the circumstance is, because he just loves me so much,
and he has a really good job, and he just
bought a tow truck. So Jasmine tells us, I'm so
disappointed in Matt, like that answer, What was that answer?
He's so dumb. He's not talking to his mechanic bros like,

(01:21:18):
this is my mom. Why are you saying like whatever?

Speaker 2 (01:21:21):
Oh no?

Speaker 3 (01:21:22):
And so Mommy says, who's going to take care of
you and the baby? And Matt says, I've never been
married or had a kid before, how do I know
what is wrong with you?

Speaker 2 (01:21:34):
He's panicked.

Speaker 3 (01:21:36):
He's totally panicked, Like because the other day you've been
like I want to take care of you. I'm going
to spend whatever it takes. I'm gonna you know. And
so Jasmine is like not going to soften the answer anymore.
So she translates to mom She's like, he says, no,
he's not going to take care of me. He has
no idea what he's doing.

Speaker 2 (01:21:56):
Well, he has no idea what he's doing, that is
for sure. On social media, there very happy. They've shaved
their heads together. Everything's fine, Yeah, excitly, it's happiness.

Speaker 3 (01:22:03):
So mommy says, she's so sad and worried. Oh my god.
Those alopecia threads about does she really have alopecia? People
are like analyzing the patterns of her shaved head, like
it's too thick and there's no bald spots and she
doesn't really have alopecia.

Speaker 2 (01:22:20):
She does have like situational alopecia, which is what hair
Bunky Lindsay said. She said, you know, it's not alpecia
that you think everything falls out and never comes back.
It's a situational thing where doe distress and whatnot, it
will come out. She does have alopecia constant.

Speaker 3 (01:22:36):
Yeah, we've seen the patcha.

Speaker 2 (01:22:38):
We know how vain she is. She wouldn't shave her
head for no reason.

Speaker 3 (01:22:42):
Yeah you know. So, Uh Matt says, yeah, what do
I know? And Mommy says she's so sad and she's
worried because it seems like there's no plan and she
knows how a lone Jasmine is. She can tell how
a lone Jasmine feels because this idiot next to her
is giving the dumbest answers and says he doesn't know
what he's doing now.

Speaker 2 (01:23:03):
She lives also in Florida and not Michigan, right.

Speaker 3 (01:23:06):
No, So Matt is just sitting there as Jasmine is crying,
and I was like, do something, himbo, if you want
to show the mom that you are like involved and
you care, put your arm around her or some she's
a himbo, so like she doesn't even pat her on
the shoulder, like a little tiny pat nothing. He's just

(01:23:27):
sitting there like totally stoned over, just nothing. And so
Jasmine cries and she says, please forgive me, Mommy, I
miss you so much. And Mommy says, I hope I
can see you in the future, like maybe you'll come
here where your children are, or maybe I'll come there, whatever,
like maybe we'll see each other. And so they hang up,

(01:23:49):
and now Matt comforts her because now the panic is
off and he can like act like a normal person again,
and he's patting her and like it's okay, mamasita, And
Jasmine said, as I wish my mom cried or yelled,
it was that silent quiet that is so much worse.
And then Cocoa comes up and licks Jasmine's face tries
to comfort her. Oh, go, go go, you're gonna get deported, Coco.

Speaker 2 (01:24:22):
Yeah. So next time on we see some of Brandon
and Julia's travels. They seem to be having a good time,
going to a lot of puffs.

Speaker 3 (01:24:29):
They're doing the TikTok thing where you go like and
then there are a different place, yeah, and then they're
in a different place.

Speaker 2 (01:24:37):
Mm hm. The uh, the Sexy six go Sasquatch hunting,
which is the stupidest thing I've ever seen. And you know,
I mean, I have a Sasquatch sticker on.

Speaker 3 (01:24:47):
I want to go Sasquatch hunting because.

Speaker 2 (01:24:50):
You know, I'm sneaky sasquatch as you know that's here.

Speaker 3 (01:24:54):
Yeah, yeah, we love the Sasquatches. And Mary Payne is
has she's their official sponsor of that game.

Speaker 2 (01:25:00):
Yes I am. But it looks stupid because they had
they had the fake scrapes on the tree and I
was like, come on.

Speaker 3 (01:25:06):
Yeah, yeah, but at least that they're gonna have fun
and it's not going to be more fighting.

Speaker 2 (01:25:11):
Maybe right, maybe, But what was Lauren there?

Speaker 3 (01:25:14):
Or was Lauren not there?

Speaker 2 (01:25:15):
I did not, Oh, I don't know. Maybe Laura went.

Speaker 3 (01:25:19):
I think it was just the four and Lauren is done.

Speaker 2 (01:25:24):
Then we see Darcy crying, hysterically crying and wailing as
she does Tuesdacy and says like, it's okay, he's strong,
you got it girl. I guess that's because Georgie left.
I don't know. Looks like Jasmine is going to have
a home birth and a bathtub with the doula. She's
screaming aye aye, aye aye, and get to pull the

(01:25:47):
baby out hurry. And again, I don't know how many
home births and bathtubs we have to see on.

Speaker 3 (01:25:53):
This show, but no, quite a few.

Speaker 2 (01:25:56):
Yeah, Gino meets with a lawyer who explains to him
he is presumed to be the father of the child
and he will have a financial obligation to the child.
He's presumed to be the father. Now, lots of people
sent me dms about this and said, this is OK,
this is the law.

Speaker 3 (01:26:13):
Yeah, No, we knew that that was the law.

Speaker 2 (01:26:15):
Yeah, I've never heard of this in my life.

Speaker 3 (01:26:19):
Yeah, because I remember it was on a different show
and I thought it was not seeking Polly family and
they ran into that. But the lawyer is saying in
Michigan that's the law too, So it's it's the law
in Michigan. And in Florida.

Speaker 2 (01:26:32):
It's bec crazy. And also in Texas, somebody wrote me
in said that the that there, their brother was married
to a woman and she got pregnant with somebody else's baby,
and even though they were working through their divorce, when
she had that baby, it was like his name was
on the berthpertificate. All the stuff He's like, this is

(01:26:53):
not my baby. Somebody crazy. So it happens. I guess
that's how it happens. I don't know. It seems very antiquated.

Speaker 3 (01:27:01):
Yes it is. You can snore all the laws.

Speaker 2 (01:27:04):
Well that's true. That's true anyway.

Speaker 3 (01:27:06):
If you know what up until the nineties, in like
the mid nineties, that's when lawyers had to could stop
wearing skirts in the courtroom. Female lawyers, Like in the nineties,
they still had to wear skirts. They couldn't wear pants.

Speaker 2 (01:27:22):
In every state. Yes, I'm going to need some case
law to show me that that's true. You're telling me
in the eighties, women couldn't wear pants, Yes.

Speaker 3 (01:27:34):
In the courtroom, Yes, that is what I'm telling you.
In the seventies, you couldn't get your own credit line
without your husband's signature.

Speaker 2 (01:27:42):
Well, I know about that, but I just can't believe
in the nineties.

Speaker 3 (01:27:47):
So they just don't change these laws. And so I
totally believe it.

Speaker 2 (01:27:51):
But Marcia Clocks wore pants.

Speaker 3 (01:27:55):
That was in the late nineties. Oj was late nineties,
and just show me some proof of that. Okay, So,
but does this mean Jasmine and Gino could get a
quickie divorce before the baby. They just can't. There's no
quickie divorce, right even if he wanted one now, because

(01:28:16):
he doesn't want financial responsibility. I'm sure for this baby.

Speaker 2 (01:28:19):
Yeah, I'm sure. Once they told him that, he's like,
let's fast track this shitt press. I forget. I don't
care a thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:28:25):
I don't care that in summertime out, I am going
to work on the paperwork.

Speaker 2 (01:28:30):
I'm going to take my laptop outdoors, right, yes, yes, yes,
that's right. God hopefully he went back to work.

Speaker 3 (01:28:37):
God. Yeah, because he took all that time off for her,
but then she wasn't even living with him.

Speaker 2 (01:28:43):
Gino, We're on to you man. That's it, everybody. Later
this week, I have Love Is Blind Episode twelve is
coming up with Keisha on Wednesday. I've got the Seeking
ser Sister Wife Kimberly and I will be out Wednesday.
I've got Amy Phillips coming on and talk about Bravo
on Thursday. We're also going to be discussing her Cabaret
Amy show and the party that Ryan Bailey and are

(01:29:05):
having beforehand. It's free. The link will be available, you
just click it. We just need to know you're coming.
More information on that coming this week and Friday, Kimberly
and I'll be back talking about ninety day the other way.
And that's it, guys. That's what's going on. And if
you're not listening to Keishaa covering sixty Days in that
is available on Hulu season four. It's really good. We
were mad at Kimberly, but now we're happy. Now we

(01:29:27):
like it.

Speaker 3 (01:29:28):
I just had faith, I really did. I knew you
guys can make it so funny, and it's so funny.

Speaker 2 (01:29:35):
We're coming around to it. Like for episode one we're like,
what have we done? And episode two we're like, now
we like it.

Speaker 3 (01:29:41):
I'm so happy.

Speaker 2 (01:29:42):
It was a quick turnaround with us. It was a
quick turn around. And we don't know. We don't know
who is the inmate that becomes too comfortable and wants
to day Angel. We don't know, so nobody tell us.

Speaker 3 (01:29:53):
Okay, we've asked for.

Speaker 2 (01:29:54):
No spoilers, no spoilers. If I open a DM and
somebody who's given me a spoiler about sixty days and
I'm gonna be mad.

Speaker 3 (01:30:02):
And I'm really enjoying it because I don't remember the
season that well. But like so it's all coming back
to me as yeah, yeah, yeah about it. Yeah, I'm
so happy.

Speaker 2 (01:30:12):
Spoilers. We're watching them one by one, like we're not
watching ahead or anything. But Love is Blind. Episode twelve
is the wedding episode. So Kisha and I will of
course be in costume. Yes, we're always in fascinators. No,
this is oh right, veils. This is in Denver. We'll
be in our veils.

Speaker 3 (01:30:32):
Yeah, a cowboy hat veils.

Speaker 2 (01:30:34):
God, if I only had time to pull that together.
I wonder if around this house, because I have so
many props, I wonder if I have a tiny cowboy
hat I could put onto my veil. Geez, all right,
I'm gonna I'm gonna have to brainstorm this because we're
recording it tomorrow. Anyway, guys, if you're listening, if this
is hitting your ears on Tuesday, October twenty first, it

(01:30:54):
is my birthday, and it is Vicious Birthday, and the
will be announcing the winner of the birthday giveaway. I
guess on the twenty second, I'll see what Ingerd's going
to do about that. But that's it, everybody. Today, I
am fifty seven years old, so.

Speaker 3 (01:31:10):
Yay, and she looks forty one ninety Okay, thanks thirty.
We'll take thirty seven, thirty seven.

Speaker 2 (01:31:17):
I would take fifty one. I would take fifty one way,
younger way, younger, youthful, youthful. All right, everybody, that's it,
and we will see you this weekend with ninety day.

Speaker 3 (01:31:28):
The other way, when Jasmine gives birth and we see
that little baby, it's going to look exactly like Mary Payne.
That's how young she looks.

Speaker 2 (01:31:36):
Okay, goodbye,

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