1052 - 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After (s9e17) "Oh My God It's a Girl" with Kimberly - Pink Shade

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Speaker 1 (00:16):
Hey bunkies, Hey batties, we have an exciting announcement. We
are doing a meetup at Bravo Con on the Saturday
at six pm at the hard Rock Cafe, right before
Amy Phillips Cabaret Show.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
And it's gonna be a blessed you guys.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Amy Phillips Cabaret Show is so fun. And the show
starts at eight and our meetup is gonna start at six,
So you're gonna come to our meetup. You're gonna have
a few cocktails, you're gonna have the best time. Then
you're gonna go over to Amy show free. It's free,
free to come.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
That I mean, it's free to come. We have a
Bravo playlist so you can dance to your heart's content,
to the smooth sounds of Erica, Jane and so much more.
Come talk with me and Mary Payne about your experiences
that weekend and Bravo in general.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Yes, present your Caber Amy ticket at the hard Rock
and you're going to get twenty percent discount on food.
So go over there, grab some food, get your twenty
percent discount.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
You're there for free.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
If you get to talk to me, you get to
talk to Ryan and maybe there'll be some other people
there you want.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
To meet too.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
It's all happening Saturday, six pm, Bravo con hard Rock,
Come meet me in Mary Payne.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Yes, and the ticket link is below. And again the
tickets are free, but you just have to click the
link to let us know you're coming so we can
get a good headcount. I'm excited, Ryan, I'm very excited you.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
I'm very excited. Are you kidding me?

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Yeah? What are you gonna wear? Uh? Maybe this? I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
This is a great pestiche but I think I might
have something special I'm wearing as well. So come and
find out what tomfoolery I'm up to.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
That's right, that's right.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
I'm just going to be in the sparkly dress. Okay,
see you there. Hey, everybody, welcome to Pink Shade. It's Tuesday,
It's TLC Tuesday. We're gonna talk about ninety day fiance
Happily ever After. And I heard last night somebody on
pillow Talk say, one more.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Episode before we start? Are we going to have a
four part? Tell all?

Speaker 4 (02:18):
I was wondering. I was hoping you knew.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Let's let's check out the calendar. I'm gonna look at
the calendar. Here. This is my sister's calendar.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
If you're watching, this is a very pretty it's.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
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pink shade. Just kidding, there's no code. Let's see. Okay,
So if this episode aired on the twenty sixth, the

(02:50):
last one will be November second, and then we will.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Have a four part tell all, which will.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Be the ninth, the sixteenth, the twenty third, and the thirtieth,
because we know the show ends on the third.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Yet, Wow, do we have enough for four parts? If
it's only going to be an hour then okay.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
That means like two of them are going to be
dedicated to the floor idiots, and two.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Of them are going to be dedicated to Jasmine China.

Speaker 4 (03:17):
Yeah, pretty much. Brandon and Juliet are gonna have very
little and that's fine and crazy. I forgot who else
is on this? Yeah, I stupid show. No, I'm actually
enjoying this season, like this season has not bothered me
like normal seasons.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Du Yeah, I mean because we've got.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
Darcy and Stacey are going to have.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
They're going to have a section. Yeah, they don't have
a sectionops.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
Are out like I thought I saw nip, but it
like they're just right there, like it's it's one of
those previews that is literally five seconds long before the
next the show starts, and so it'll be like, you know,
on Sunday Finale, what are you talking about? That's it.
It's when it's like those really short ones on TLC

(04:05):
and ye. All I saw is like flashes of people
and I just saw boobs. So it was like a
lot of skin color that I saw.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Okay, all right, I.

Speaker 4 (04:14):
Think it was Darcy, could have been Stacy. It was
that fast.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
That's our girls. That's our girls.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
Yeah, well they're snatched.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
They are snatched.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
I just posted what I thought to be a very
funny reel on Instagram, which is Darcy's lips compared to
my lips after my lip flip. They don't look the same,
but my lips feel like that, But they don't look
like that.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
They just feel I feel like, I'm like.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
I hope they don't because that scene, you know, they
look great, You're like really good, actually very natural. Stacy's
were worse in this episode. They're both Both of their
faces are hard to look at, to be honest, like
basically painful, emotionally painful, triggering for some reason, and it

(05:06):
just bothers something deep in my soul from my past
life or something. It's like that much of a hurt
when I look at them. It's like an evil totem
that I found on an island that first me, like
many moons ago, like the Rity Bunch, Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
Well, you know, I was taking notes on this last
week and my daughter, who is twenty two, walks through
the room and.

Speaker 4 (05:33):
Was like, ah, yeah, she said, what has that.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
Woman done to her face? She said? She said, she's
been on the show forever, right, she didn't used to
look like that.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
No, it's like someone posted on Reddit a much like
Amy's mug with all of the little faces, and it
was all Darcy's face and it was the progression and
it's it's truly shocking.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
It's shocking.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
And you know, your podcast partner, Katie is so upset
about it.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
She refuses to talk about it altogether. Yeah, if you.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
Ever asked her to be on, she but I don't
want to talk about Darcy's face. I'm like, well, what
are we gonna do, because that's why.

Speaker 4 (06:11):
I think she felt her dad like talking about it.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
Yeah, we all do, we all do. But like I say,
Kimberly showing me on the screen. Yeah yeah. And you
know what that second row from the bottom on the
corner where she almost looks like j Lo. Yeah, yeah,
the hair slipped back. That was in her Jesse era.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
And she came from the one on the above it
in the corner to that next one. Yeah, that was
the difference that we saw with the black black hair
to the very very sort of dirty blonde.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
Okay, I got it. You can take it away out
of my face, thank you.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
And it's like I'm trying to analyze where the biggest
jump was, and.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
Well, the best jump was between the super black hair
when she first met Jesse to when they first came
all the tail altogether with Jesse and she had it
dirty blonde pulled straight back. It looks very j Loue.
That was the best jump she made in her look.
She looks incredible with that dirty blonde hair pulled straight back,
beautiful face.

Speaker 4 (07:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
And then I don't know where in there.

Speaker 4 (07:13):
She it was the Turkey visits got so obsessed. Yeah,
all of these and the people on Reddit were trying
to analyze. They think things are shifting to like certain
things are moving where they're not supposed to go. And
there's like those threads that are like pulling in weird
ways and.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Really bad for you.

Speaker 3 (07:34):
The threads, guys, if you ever fo and I followed
tons of these Instagram accounts that are the dermatologists or
the doctors that say the five things you should ever
do or the five products you should buy that you
think are Laroche posse but they're really Loreel for five
dollars instead of thirty or whatever. You don't have a
lot of these accounts, and every dermatologist, every plastic surgeon,

(07:54):
every anybody, they say the threads are the worst thing
you can do for yourself. It's just damage. They damage,
and well they so they stick up, They go in
and they stick a little thread. You guys, obviously I'm
not a doctor, but you listen, you love these kind
of videos. I can't believe I haven't seen them. They
stick a little thread in here and then they pull

(08:15):
it back and attach it to something back here under
your skin, so it's like pulls the muscle up. Believe me, guys,
if I thought it was a good idea. I would
do it to fix my jowls. It pulls it up.
And this past couple of weeks, Lisa Barlowe on Real
House Loves of Salt, Late City because and she kept
saying like something about her facelift looked like she's standing
in a wind tunnel. And she goes, I don't even

(08:37):
have a fast left. But now you're you're admiring my face.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
I love it. You love your admiring my face. I
love it. Thank you.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
By the way, I don't have a facet left. I
have twelve threads on each side. I could show you
how you could do it.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
I was like, twelve threads on each side is a.

Speaker 4 (08:53):
Lot, a lot. That's a shot. Even I can tell
that that's too many.

Speaker 3 (08:59):
I mean, I would think you need, like, you know,
a couple of here, a couple of here, and call
it a day. I think, I mean, listen, okay, whatever,
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I did say I think recently where she said she
and says that we're going to get their breast reduced.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
Yeah, and I was glad to hear that. So maybe
they're going to start toning down their look.

Speaker 4 (10:57):
Yeah. But then I don't know how you can because
I feel like then there's a lot of loose skin,
Like imagine deflating those lips. Then what happens to the skin.
They have to tighten it up, because you'd have floppy
lips skin.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
No, it tightens itself back up.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
But as far as you know, I remember Vicki Gumflson
some time saying when she went in to get a
deep plain facelift that they scraped out so much filler
that had just been left in there, like of years.
She said, I hadn't gotten filler in two years, but
they when they were able to like scrape it all
out because it just stays in there.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
So that happens too. That happens too. So a lot
of times when you see somebody when they smile and
they have a dent right here. Yeah, yeah, that is
from the filler here.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
Yeah, you put it up here and then it fluffs
that up here and then it makes a dent like
Britney from real the house as a salt Lake has it.
And I've seen other people that have it. I'm like,
I wonder in my mind, I'm like, it knew weird
that so many people have a dimple in the same place.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
No, it's.

Speaker 4 (12:02):
You like under your eyes, like a bump, like like
it looks like a little squiggle bump under your eye.
But it looks like a vein that's popped.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
Like I've seen that too. I've seen that too, with
a little squiggle vein under the eye.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (12:17):
Is that from something or is that just naturally?

Speaker 2 (12:22):
Well, I don't have it, do you? Know what I mean,
you don't have it.

Speaker 4 (12:26):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
I think it is from some kind of proceed It
could be from pushing, it could be from the pressure.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
I don't know. Somebody could have to tell ustuff.

Speaker 4 (12:32):
You know who had it as Eddie in the dateline
we did for a Date with Dayline.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
Yeah he did.

Speaker 4 (12:38):
Mm hmmmm.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
You guys, last week I was on Kimberly and Katie's
show talking about the Prince, the whiz Kid, and.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
The Millionaire question mark.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
And by the way, spoiler alert, there was no Prince,
there was no whiz kid, and there was no millionaire.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
Nobody nobody was what.

Speaker 4 (12:57):
They said they were exactly.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
It was that.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
I was telling you this week that heathern McDonald and
her sister did an episode on it because her sister
knew Lisa d Marie.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
Was that her name?

Speaker 4 (13:08):
Yeah, yeah, something, I guess something.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
Yeah, the prosecutor. She knew her. She's like, oh, she
can't to my baby shower.

Speaker 4 (13:14):
Like.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
They're very good friends. And it was very interesting to
her because she lives and works in Palm Springs, so
she knew all the players. You know, she knew the story.
But at some point they got so confused but like,
who was Miguel?

Speaker 2 (13:26):
Who was this? Who was Danny that?

Speaker 3 (13:28):
They just were like, Okay, we're gonna call this one
the cute gay guy with the freckles. We're gonna call
this guy the the prince. We're gonna call you know.
They were like, there's so many people in this episode.
I was like, yeah, okay, good, it wasn't just us. No,
it wasn't just us.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
Okay, uh, let's start with these people.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
I gotta take a step of this water because again Lippliff,
it's just maybe be so dry.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
But we're gonna start with George, Darcy and Georgie.

Speaker 4 (13:53):
Let's see how that goes with the lick. I'm seeing
if there's any dribble when she's taking a sip.

Speaker 3 (13:58):
No, but I have to like pull it out in
a certain way or it'll squirt out the front. It's
only gonna take a few days for this to settle down.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
But it is disconcerting when it happens, guys, it is disincerting. Okay.

Speaker 3 (14:11):
So, and like when I chew, I find that maybe
I look a little bit like a cowchew in its
head and I can't kite.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
Get the food exactly where it's pretty gross.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
But you guys, you know when I smile, my lip
doesn't flip under, So that's all that matters.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
So yeah, ridiculous. So Stacy walks into Darcy's room looking
like she got dragged through a gutter by a sewer
rat I have never I was like, wow, this you
know what this is? We're real, We're real. This is
our real life. Is that real? This is real? This
is a real morning after shit. She looks. Stacy jumps

(14:50):
on the bed and shows Darcy some of her sex moves,
dance moves unclear. So yeah, she's like, I'm doing this. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
She's like, your bed looks like it didn't even get
left in. So Darcy helps Stacy with her hair. Was
she trying to get like street trash out of her
hair or was she trying to pull then out.

Speaker 4 (15:11):
Taking extensions out Because she was moved going like this
like okay to the side.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
I wonder if she was like, God, you got dragged
through the gutter. Let me help you. There's a coke
can stuck out here, cigarette butts, cigarette butts, here's a
youho wrapper.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
Okay, So I said it seems to be beyond repair,
but what a good sister trying to help her.

Speaker 4 (15:30):
Yeah, they're like monkeys grooming each other.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
Yes, it was hilarious.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
So Darcy tells her, well, you know, Georgie and I
got into an argument and he left. It started out good,
but he was very dismissive. And he said when he
was in Bulgaria he was able to think a lot.
And I don't know, maybe he was thinking about his
future without me. I don't know, that's the vibe I got,
not sure, and she was, you know, he said basically
like he didn't want to waste his time on me

(15:56):
because he misses his family.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
Okay, it's not what he said.

Speaker 3 (15:59):
She just takes one tiny nugget, ye turns it into
the worst thing. Yes, and she goes, you know, and uh,
he misses his family. I guess like we've been family
because we have him been good enough, just thought we were,
Stacy goes, we've treated him like family. It's like Stacy,
he's been so hateful to.

Speaker 4 (16:16):
Yeah, you literally try to break them up in every scene,
but everything. Also, that's not the point. He has an
actual family too that he's trying to reconnect with. That
he's trying to for thirteen years.

Speaker 3 (16:29):
So she goes, you know, and I texted him to say,
are you going to come back to the hotel? And
he sent this passive aggressive text back saying, I'm not
sure if you're ready. I don't know if you really care,
but maybe you're pretending to care.

Speaker 4 (16:40):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (16:41):
He's projecting, he's projecting what he feels onto us, I
mean me, of me pretending to get onto me. And
Stacy goes, he's projecting, I'm not crazy and you're not crazy. Okay,
let's roll it back about three minutes when Stacy came
in the room shaking her ass, jumping on the bed
with her hairer and asking sister to groomer.

Speaker 4 (17:01):
They both have some mental illness and shared psychosis. Shit, yeah,
and I think crazy is an accurate description. It's dismissive
and negative way to say, but it's true. Let's be real.
And also he can be a liar and a thing
and you can also both be crazy, like both things

(17:24):
can be true.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
Great point. Great point. So it's talking head. Stacy goes,
she just can't get anywhere with him, and this is
sitting deep into her soul, deep into her core.

Speaker 3 (17:37):
And I really want Darcy to find peace and make
a decision for herself. So Stacey says, you know, Darcy,
you deserve a husband that will be there for you
and doesn't always try to flip things around on you.
Darcy cries, and here we have a full Shakespearean get
thee to the stage monologue. Okay, she says.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
Stacey, it's never gonna happen. That's why it hurts. It's
like it's cold.

Speaker 5 (18:07):
It's sort Stay away away, Daisy, it hurts, Stay away,
no tears.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
Oh, I was looking, but her face is it doesn't move.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
It doesn't know. You're making your face. You're moving your face.
Say keep away, keep your face in its natural position.
Don't you're switching your face too much?

Speaker 4 (18:37):
Okay, stay away.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
Yes, it hurts, you have to. And I'm gonna cry
and I can't quite get my eyes closed.

Speaker 4 (18:46):
So but she's talking normally, and then it'll be like
it hurts.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
It's wild because it's a shield. Stay away, help me
stay say, she.

Speaker 3 (18:59):
Lays on her. Stacy is yelling back in her ear.
I am here, I got you, I got you, I
got you, Darcy, be strong, be strong.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
It's like snatch.

Speaker 3 (19:11):
I was like, what is happening in this? I took
so many screenshots.

Speaker 4 (19:17):
It's wild.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
It's like, what's going on here? What is happening? Like
she can't but you see how she can't fully close
her face.

Speaker 4 (19:31):
No, she can't. And then I feel like after they're
gonna be like, nailed it. We did a great job.
That was a great scene. The way the trailers, that's me.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
She can't even that's me. Okay, so stay away. That
Cosmo looked really perfect though. Okay, So I don't know.
It's like it's a shield, stay away. I don't even
know what that meant. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (19:51):
Oh yeah, that's what she was like this. She's like,
it's like it's a shield. It's she enunciates like one word.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
But I don't even know what she meant. She's that's
why shield.

Speaker 4 (20:06):
He has a shield and he's saying stay away.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
Okay, see, I thought meant she needs a shield for
him to stay away.

Speaker 4 (20:14):
No, I think he has a shield and is saying
stay away. But that's why it hurts her.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
Okay, gotcha. Well, anyway, Stacy's yelling like.

Speaker 4 (20:23):
A Taylor Swift song and she's switching perspectives from the
verse to the chorus.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
Okay, thank you.

Speaker 4 (20:30):
So really beautiful poetry.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
Darcy goes, you know, I don't want to feel manipulated
or feel I'm not worth it. And Stacey goes, Darcy,
you can only focus on yourself. We have your vack,
we have your back talking at Darcy goes, Now, it's
crazy in this talking head. And when she goes to
see Georgie at the restaurant, she looks so much better.

Speaker 4 (20:52):
Yeah, I don't know if.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
When she wakes up she's like super puffy and she's
an hour to yes, get that swelling down.

Speaker 4 (20:58):
I don't know. Yeah, it is a shocking difference.

Speaker 3 (21:01):
Yeah, and I'm talking to Darcy goes, our marriage is broken.
You can only patch it up so many times, and
I don't know what to expect when I see him.
But this time, this is the argument. It feels different.
So now they meet up in the bar, they get
a drink. I said, she looks good and on pilla
talk that's like, yeah, you show him what he's missing girl,
And Ali Kenny was like, this is not her first rodeo.
This is not the first time she's gone in tried

(21:23):
to convince somebody to stay with her. So, yeah, that's
not nice. She gets a cosmi that looks perfect, and
he says.

Speaker 2 (21:33):
She says, were didn't come home? OR'd you stay?

Speaker 3 (21:35):
He says, I got a hotel room here by myself,
and I needed till him alone to be able to think.
You know, the trip to Bulgaria I brought up emotions
and feelings and I tried to talk to you about it, marriage, finances, family, yeah,
all of that. And what I realized is one of
my strongest feelings and emotions.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
Is I really love you. I really care about you.
She goes, oh, thank you, thank you, But you know,
are we even together? Is this gonna work? What are
you serious? Conversations? We're running out of time of trying
not to get up to it t So he says,
you know, I want to talk, but I need to
feel comfortable. And she's like, like, well why don't Why

(22:18):
don't you feel comfortable? Like we're like, you should feel
comfortable with you. I'm your wife, Like, why aren't we
getting each other? I'm so.

Speaker 4 (22:24):
No one so I'm exhausted of talking.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
I'm so exhausted it hurts.

Speaker 4 (22:30):
No One feels comfortable talking to her because every she
flips the weirdest things that you say, She takes like
one word that you say and twists it and she
hears what she wants to hear and makes it all
about herself. Yes, and it's like talking to an irrational person.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
It's like talk to talking. You're a drunk person all
the time. Yes, when you say something and you're like, wait,
what why you heard what?

Speaker 2 (22:53):
Okay? Now you're crying. Now you're on the phone. Now
you're screaming shield.

Speaker 4 (22:55):
What Yeah, no seriously or like someone on pills.

Speaker 3 (22:59):
Yeah, you're crying, and then you're not, and then it's erratic.
So she's I'm exhausted to talking. You just you talk
you Okay.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
What do you want to say?

Speaker 3 (23:09):
I was like, he was trying to talk okay, interrupted him.
So he says, well, you know, I really love you.
She goes okay, and I think he's trying to do
compliment sandwich. She's trying to be like, I'm going to
say all the nice things. Tell her how snatch.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
She looks what a hashtag boss babe she has? Then
I'm going to lay this on her.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
So he says, when I saw my sister with her
kids and her family, then I my sister.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
Asked me if I wanted kids, and she goes, I know,
this is where I was gonna go. Yeah, I know, Okay,
you go ahead, We're going to listen.

Speaker 4 (23:43):
Shut up.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
She just interrupts because I knew I knew it.

Speaker 3 (23:46):
I knew it, and he goes, So in that moment
with my sister, it sort of hit me, and ever
since that day, I've been thinking about it. And she goes, so,
where do you want to go with this?

Speaker 2 (23:58):
What are we talking about here?

Speaker 4 (23:59):
What are we talking about? He's trying to.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
Tell He's trying to tell you, trying to tell you.

Speaker 3 (24:05):
Okay, let's move on to World Travelers newly pregnant or
has had four babies. We're not sure because the timeline
is strange.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
I just can't. I've got to get.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
My brain around the timeline when they filmed this show
versus when I saw all these people last year, Brandon, Julia, Andre, Libby,
Lauren and Alexi at this party. Yeah, okay, Julia was
not pregnant at the party. Lauren did have braces.

Speaker 4 (24:33):
It's impossible. It's like a time you need a murder
board with a big chart with months and weeks on it,
and you would put like this is when she has
the and you get analyzed people's like weight changes or
their hair changes, or they try to make it look
like somebody like back to when Sophie was wearing a
wig all the time because she had changed her hair

(24:55):
color between the seasons. Yes, they were trying to trick us.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
Yes, I just need to know. Maybe I'll text Emily
of Emily and Kobe see if she can tell me
when this season was filmed so I could figure out
when I saw them at this party if they had
filmed this season or not, because it would be a
year and a half ago at this point.

Speaker 4 (25:18):
I think that it is possible, because I think it's different.
They maybe film different people at different times.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
Yeah, and then they splice it together.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
It's confusing because this will be when we saw Brandon
and a Julia. They were at the party, but they
were going to be on last resort, but we hadn't
seen them yet. And then but they were just at
the party. They weren't at the party because they were
on the other way, because that's what it was that
we were doing. Okay, it's confusing.

Speaker 2 (25:50):
Okay, let's move on to Brandon a Julia.

Speaker 4 (25:53):
Oh god, Okay, I wasn't ready. I didn't know who
we were talking about okay, so B and Jay as
it were yeah, P and j p JA, that's a
Brandon joke. So we're seeing them travel all over London, Switzerland, Venice,
Munich and they're being funny on Instagram and it all
looks beautiful and amazing and it looks so happy and Barcelona, Amsterdam, Ireland, Greece, Scotland.

(26:17):
I did not understand the order that they're going in.

Speaker 3 (26:19):
No, it can't be that. It can't be that order.
It can't order Ireland to England. No, it didn't make
any sense. But Anna walked through the room, my daughter
walked through the room when this was on, and it
was the you know hit the camera go down, da
da da, and and it goes, well.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
Who are these cute world travelers?

Speaker 3 (26:35):
Yep, and then you'll get to it. But when they
said that they did all this in a month, I
was like why.

Speaker 4 (26:43):
And I didn't catch that part.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
They said they did nine countries in one month.

Speaker 4 (26:48):
That's insane.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
I was like, I said, Diana, I go well.

Speaker 3 (26:51):
They said they didn't know how long they were going
to be gone, but watching this, you would think at
least two months, oh, at least in four weeks. They
went to nine countries.

Speaker 4 (27:00):
That doesn't feel like a good trip. That's like you
go to a country, you film and instagram reil and
then you leave. It's like, are you really enjoying the place.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
You just did? Like the top two things to do
in Amsterdam? The top things?

Speaker 4 (27:11):
I took a video in front of the Eiffel Tower
and then you moved on, you know, like are you
really seeing anything?

Speaker 2 (27:18):
Are named the countries again, London, so, England, Switzerland, Venice
and I think they were on a were they on
a gondola?

Speaker 4 (27:27):
I can't remember. Italy okay, Munich so in Barcelona, Spain, Amsterdam, Netherlands,
Ireland country. So sometimes they're naming the country and then
something they're naming the city free Scotland.

Speaker 3 (27:44):
Okay, well hopefully they did the England, Ireland, Scotland in
one bunch. Yeah, and then did Italy and Spain.

Speaker 4 (27:54):
Also they did skip France.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
They skipped France. Maybe they've been there a couple of times,
and then they did I don't know what was your
Switzerland ones, We've gotten the reasons. Yeah, Germany. That was
a lot to do in one month, relate a lot.

Speaker 4 (28:12):
A lot, so I missed that it was only a month.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
I rewounded because I was like, what's crazy.

Speaker 4 (28:21):
So now they're back home and they've been home for
five months. So see it's like they don't film them
for like six months and then they come back when
something's happening.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
You're right.

Speaker 4 (28:32):
Yeah, So they ended up not selling Julia's apartment, so
they had to come home because they ran out of money.
We don't know why they didn't sell the apartment. Probably
in a good decision. Yeah, And Julia jokes that we
should have stayed in Amsterdam because I could have worked
there and it's legal. She makes sex worker joke. And

(28:53):
they saw a lot of things in Amsterdam, including an
old lady sex worker who turns out to be sixty,
so not that adult, but they make it sound like
she was like ninety five.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
I was like, excuse me, yeah, but to them, that's
very old.

Speaker 4 (29:08):
And then Brandon says she was still working at sixty.
They need to lower the retirement age over there, so
you don't he's a sixty year old sex worker.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
He's so full of jokes.

Speaker 4 (29:16):
Oh boy, Well, we do have a fifty seven year
old exotic dancer on the other season.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
So that's is it? Me, No, No, that's not me.

Speaker 4 (29:27):
But patina patia, patita t yah. So Brandon says the
trip was a success and they definitely reconnected. I wonder,
why does it rhyme with Betty and Ron weren't there, Yes,
it does. Yeah, So they did a lot. They had
a European sex capade, which probably means they boned twice.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
They're not a super sexual couple, No they're not, but
hopefully they boned in every country.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
But that's a lot of boning. That is less bones
in one month.

Speaker 4 (30:01):
Good for them. So three weeks later, Brandon is Julia's
filming and she comes out of the bathroom with the
pregnancy test. Brandon is on the phone with Shocker, his
mother Hu, and he's wearing a huge fluffy robe that
looks like he's wearing a fur coat down to his feet.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
Anna said, is he an off her coat? I said,
you know, I said, he loves a robe. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (30:25):
And she shows him the pregnancy test and she's like,
hang up, and he's like, I gotta go, mom. And
she shows him the pregnancy test and she's laughing and
they're both freaking out and they're so excited, and she says.
After they reconnected in Europe, they decided that they should
try for a baby, and she was ready. So she
was right all along about her plan. And they just
needed to reconnect first and stop being around Betty and

(30:48):
Ron and fighting all the time.

Speaker 3 (30:50):
So I think it's also like you're giving me what
I want was just to do with this big trip,
and now I can feel more relaxed and feel like
you're listening to me. So now I'll listen to you.

Speaker 4 (31:00):
Right, And I mean, they had made that deal bring
my parents over. She pissed me off that that was
like an exchange. First of all, it's so transactional. It's
a marriage, like you should want to bring her parents
over to make her happy. That's also like the very
least that you could do is bring these parents over
to visit when you freaking lived with your parents for

(31:20):
totally ever.

Speaker 3 (31:21):
And we were waiting for this Russian battle that never happened.
They never fought, No.

Speaker 4 (31:26):
They were lovely, And I'm shipping them to get back together.
Me too, Me too. So they the doctor told them, Okay,
you can try, but it probably won't happen, or it
might happen in a long time. It's not very likely.
But and she has been recording herself taking pregnancy tests
over and over and she's like, this one time, I

(31:46):
decided not to record this one time. Oh, I don't
need to record this one. It's fine. And then this
is the one where she's pregnant. Yeah, and she says,
it's the greatest moment of my life so far. And
the next one is going to be when the baby
comes out and I need to start working on dad
jokes and she says, no, you already have them down.
And so then they go to the doctors. They're driving

(32:07):
the doctors. He's driving crazy, which is becoming a constant
theme on the show of men driving crazy with their
pregnant ladies in the car, because first we had Tiger
Lily and ad no on and who we do not
speak of anymore because he's a Nazi. By the way,
I was right, they were on this season. You were saying,
you're totally wrong. You made fun of me and said, no,

(32:28):
they were on the other way. If I made before
the ninety.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
If I made fun off you apologize.

Speaker 3 (32:34):
Somebody wrote somewhere I was a Spotify comment or something
and said they were on at the beginning because remember
they had the baby and it was him whispering in
the baby's ear, and I was.

Speaker 4 (32:45):
Like, that's right, and he dressed up in a suit
and an ascot to go meet the baby.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
And that was this show.

Speaker 4 (32:54):
This season where he called her a demon. He said,
you have a demon inside of you and you're going
to be the mother child. You need to be a
Muslim now because you have a demon.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
But it's crazy because so I have here, you know
all the people that are on and you know the
red as you, the black as me, and so then
I never to put it in the thing. And at
the end here I have you know, Karen and Girmo
and Red, that was your couple that never we've never
seen again. But I didn't have Tiger Lily and adding
on on here. So I guess that's why I completely forgot.
And we are on episode seventeen, and my little brain

(33:26):
can only handle one episode at a time.

Speaker 4 (33:28):
I would guess they were on until maybe episode six. Really,
I would guess, because first they had the episode with
the toilet. He saw the cap and he was so excited,
the twenty thousand dollars toilet.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
But that was on another season.

Speaker 4 (33:42):
Then, No, that was here because B ninety was when
she went to visit him and then they got pregnant.
This season was her being huge.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
I thought they were on a ninety eight regular and
then on ha.

Speaker 4 (33:59):
No, because they're not actually married yet. He came to
meet the baby, but they only got married in oh
by the.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
Way, they are married.

Speaker 4 (34:08):
They are married, Actually they're not because apparently on Reddit,
thank you redditors, her marriage to the second husband was
not finalized, so they just had like this spiritual marriage
in Jordan and the ferral ceremony. But they're not technically
married because she is technically still married to the rich

(34:32):
first husband.

Speaker 2 (34:33):
There's no way that he could still be here.

Speaker 4 (34:35):
He came here on a apparently a work visa, which
is crazy because he is supposedly a model, even though
he's going bald. And I don't understand. No one can
really understand what kind of visa he's on. It's a
work visa or some sort of visitors visa.

Speaker 3 (34:53):
A work visa is generally six months, and I know
this from at the beach. You know, they always have
workers from all over they're there on a work visa
and they always take the last month.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
Off of their work visa.

Speaker 3 (35:05):
Which is usually September because they work through August and
then they leave seasonal you know, work, and they take
off September and they and I'm always like, what are
you going to do? And they go see like the
whole United States, the rest of the United States, because
they've only seen Baldhead Island. It's is just like such
a tiny microcosm of a microcosm in the state. And
so a lot of them are like, no, I'm meeting

(35:26):
my friends in New York. We have an RV and
we're doing all the way to California.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
Yeah. I love that.

Speaker 3 (35:31):
And that's why I know it's six months, because they've
worked for five months and then they they get one month.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
Off to travel.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
So his work visa would be I need somebody with
more information because I I don't. Oh my god, my
little pea brain just can't remember.

Speaker 4 (35:47):
Also, you want to hear something even more fed up
is her second husband, who's the father of her two boys.
He's Jewish.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
Oh, and add on s just a full blown Nazi.

Speaker 4 (35:59):
Supporter, one thousand percent a Nazi. And imagine those poor kids.
How confusing that must be, Like they're not there.

Speaker 3 (36:09):
Well, I imagine the ex husband as awful as we
have heard he was, will have would have full reason,
will have plenty of reason not to allow the kids
to be around him.

Speaker 4 (36:18):
Exactly.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
Yeah, it's just like the Adolesen's all over again.

Speaker 4 (36:21):
Yeah, but my point was going back was he was
driving all crazy when she was pregnant and he doesn't
even have a license here, okay, and and.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
Yes he didn't you have a license? Yes?

Speaker 1 (36:32):
Right?

Speaker 4 (36:33):
And she was like, baby, slowed down, Baby, I'm how
you're I'm pregnant. And we just had Matt driving Jasmine
and he was all crazy, and now Brandon is driving crazy.
I was like, precious cargo, these people are pregnant. Also,
I'm on the road too, and even though I'm not pregnant,
I still don't deserve to die, So please drive carefully.

(36:53):
Not right. So Brandon and Julia they decided not to
do the surgery because she was so scared, and she
went to a third doctor who gave them a different option,
which was more not holistic, like it was more all inclusive,
like change her diet, take some hormones, track your ovulation,

(37:14):
and she got pregnant, and so they're going to their
first O B visit. She scared something will go wrong.
The doctor tells her she's seven weeks and four days,
and the doctor seems very nice. They show the baby
and the heartbeat and the doctor says everything looks perfect.
Julia starts crying and she's like, I'm Russian and I

(37:35):
can't cry. And then Brandon is crying a little too,
and he touches her, tries to touch her stomach, and
she's like, don't touch my uterus. It's very funny. So
she He says, I want to be a dad, just
like my dad, which is super concerning.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
No, no dream, I am higher.

Speaker 4 (37:56):
And he can't wait to do a big reveal to
show Ddie and Ron that they're going to be grandparents
and like it's gonna be like a cannon and like
jumping out of an airplane, like that's what his parents deserve,
he feels like. So she says it's been rough and
she's not had morning sickness, she said, all day sickness,

(38:16):
but she got some special lollipops that help, and then
Brandon tried to give her his lollipop.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
This was hard to hear. This was hard.

Speaker 4 (38:25):
I was picturing you watching it. And he says, I
tried to give you my lollipop to help, and she says,
but it doesn't have gum inside, and he says it
has something that rhymes with gum inside. And she says
what this means and he says, you'll learn when you're older.

(38:48):
It is a lot.

Speaker 6 (38:50):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (38:50):
So they on, yeah, come on. So they get food,
and that soft pretzel looked amazing, and she is obsessed
with the garlic ali sauce and she's like, why you
never showed me this before and he says it's everywhere
I think you can get at the grocery store. She's like,
get it at the groceries. Oh my god, Like she's

(39:11):
in heaven. She's gonna start drinking it.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
And I feel you it's just like Mayonnai's with garlic
in it, right, I know.

Speaker 4 (39:18):
But she loved it. Okay, So she said she's had
weird cravings like French fries in dipped in lemonade no no,
and pizza in chicken sauce. What is chicken sauce?

Speaker 2 (39:30):
They talked a lot about chicken sauce. What is chicken sauce?

Speaker 4 (39:34):
You're asking the wrong person, Well, like, is it Chick
fil at sauce?

Speaker 2 (39:37):
Because that shit's good maybe that's what she means, Like, what.

Speaker 4 (39:40):
Kind of guys is that?

Speaker 2 (39:42):
I don't know Chick fil a sauce? I don't know
what it is? So delicious.

Speaker 4 (39:46):
If anyone knows what chicken sauce is, please let us know.
So she says, you know, there's a lot of hormones happening,
and my body's changing. And he's like, you're growing in
certain places that I'm very fond of. Come on twelve.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
Yes. She's like, this is why I don't want to
have a baby with you, because you act like yes, yeah.

Speaker 4 (40:06):
And he really wants to tell his parents and he
says they're going to be mad if they find out
that we didn't tell them, and she doesn't want to
and he says, since they got back from Europe, they're
still mad about the finances that Brandon and Julia are
dealing with because of their trip to Europe. And he's
talked to them, but Julia has not seen them in

(40:28):
like six months since they went to Europe, and that's
why she's so happy, and that's why she was able
to get pregnant because she has not seen Betty and
Ron dress free.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
It's just free.

Speaker 3 (40:39):
I think he told his job that he needed a
one month leave of absence.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
Yeah, and that was it.

Speaker 4 (40:44):
I don't think it is working again.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
Yeah, I'm sure he's working.

Speaker 4 (40:47):
So he thinks this the pregnancy will make them happy
and mommy and daddy won't be mad at him anymore.
I know I can get back on that booby and
everything will be happy. And she says, I don't want
to tell your prayer because they need to learn to
mind their own business and we need to learn how
to be parents on our own so we know what
to do. And he's like, but they could give us

(41:08):
advice and support and help us raise them like they're
still raising me. And Julie is like, Betty's going to
be overstepping. This is gonna be like Rosemary's Baby, and
Betty is the creepy next door neighbor down the apartment hallway,
and they're going to try to turn that's a devil
baby inside of you that Betty's going to sacrifice and
put on a Richard Simmons wig and take it into

(41:32):
a hot tub, and it's just gonna be weird. So
Brandon's like, I don't think my mom is overbearing. She
just wants to help.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
I wouldn't.

Speaker 3 (41:41):
No, Listen, I understand not wanting to tell them until
you're ready, so like most.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
People will do it after twelve weeks. Yeah, when it's
your second or third kid, you're like, whatever, I just
tell anybody.

Speaker 3 (41:54):
You don't care as much. But she was so freaked
out by the whole the doctors and everything. So yeah,
I think it's in her or right.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
And I saw.

Speaker 3 (42:04):
Colani and Kaleini on pillow Talk saying, which Colada and
Cleania on pillow Talk. They're sitting in front of her.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
Bed that she's said that she had with Asuela.

Speaker 3 (42:13):
That's got this padded headboard and she puts funny things
on the headboard, like it's like a corkboard.

Speaker 6 (42:19):
You know.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
This this week it had like bats on it. It was
all decorated. But they sit in leather recliners that have
ye in the front of the bed.

Speaker 4 (42:28):
It's very weird set up.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
It's I was like, just sit in the bed. It's
Pillo talk.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
But they were saying, they're like, this is Julia's body
and she should be able to tell people whenever she wants.
And I agree with that, but however, you know, at
some point you do have to tell them, you know,
and you do have you can't tell. It's also not
fair to tell your parents and not his parents. I mean,
you know, yeah, so you can't just be like Piari

(42:55):
Siltan and be like, here's my baby.

Speaker 4 (42:56):
Like I think they really really specific rules, much like
our couples on other shows where they're doing polygamy that
you need rules. Betty and Ron need guidelines, ye need discipline.
They're like toddlers that will overstep. They'll push their boundaries.
They'll push, push, push, So you say, okay, we want

(43:19):
you in our child's life, but you're giving the keyback.
No Poppins, you can you know, we would gladly accept
babysitting help, but this you can't like break our rules
that we have for our child.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
You know.

Speaker 4 (43:34):
I can see them spoiling the child, like or if
they have rules about like what the kid can eat,
they'll like bend the rules there. I think they're just
gonna bend and do things and be like, well we
just wanted to help. Well we just think it's for
the best. Look how great Brandon is, so we know
what we're doing. You know, Like they need really really
specific guidelines.

Speaker 3 (43:55):
Yeah, and Julia's probably had a lot of reservations about
having a baby with him because of his parents.

Speaker 2 (44:01):
Yeah, like exactly packaged.

Speaker 4 (44:04):
More it is, It's exactly right. That is one of
the reasons she did not want to have kids because
they were always fighting, because the parents were always overstepping
and their marriage was not happy. And they're in a
happy place now.

Speaker 3 (44:17):
Yeah, so they're very happy. They're very joking with each
other's laughing.

Speaker 4 (44:23):
This is make them at their prime. This is what
they are without Betty and Rod, and so they need
to somehow. I think the parents they should be involved,
but in a really healthy, time constraint way.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (44:40):
Yeah, and I got to tell rules now these days,
these kids, these days when you go and you take
these new baby classes and stuff, there's a lot of
talking about your boundaries.

Speaker 2 (44:51):
With your helpers and stuff.

Speaker 3 (44:53):
I mean they did that when I was there too,
but it was sort of like, you know, this is
your baby, your family.

Speaker 2 (44:58):
You get to set the rules. It's very hard for.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
Like new moms to say to their own mother or
a mother in law, like I really don't want you
to do that, or I'm doing.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
It this way, and it's very hard.

Speaker 4 (45:10):
To Yeah, I appreciate your help, but it's very hard.

Speaker 3 (45:13):
It's really really hard to say it to your own parent,
much less a mother in law. And my mother in
law was really really good about it and really listen
to whatever I had said. But I definitely had plenty
of friends whose own mother or mother in law.

Speaker 2 (45:29):
They would come home and they would be like, Okay,
they gave the baby.

Speaker 3 (45:33):
An extra bottle, they did this, or I told them
the babies had a cold, please don't take her outside.
They went on a thirty minute walk around the neighborhood
where they let dogs lock their face, and.

Speaker 4 (45:41):
Like, we're just on a sleep schedule, and they totally message.

Speaker 3 (45:44):
And they mess it up and you're like, Okay, we
just got the baby to sleep, and they're like it's okay,
she stays up another hour, Like no, it's not. And
these things are so minor in the moment, but they're
so important when you were in the thick of when
you just had a baby and you don't sleep, when
you're so paranoid, like Julia's like now I'm paranoid that
like I'm going to go to the sonogram, but something's wrong.

Speaker 2 (46:05):
You're always so on edge that you're going to get
bad news. About something.

Speaker 4 (46:09):
Yeah, and this has been with Betty and Ron the
whole time. That's why when people think she's Julia's being
a brat, she sometimes does act like a brat or ungrateful.
But this has been like tons of I don't want
to say microaggressions, but like it's like but little things
that build up over the past few years that Betty

(46:31):
and Ron have done that culminate into these big fights.
And so now with the baby, that's exactly what's going
to happen.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
I know, you're right, they really have to sit down
and be like, these are our boundaries and if you
don't follow them, then you can't see the baby at all.

Speaker 4 (46:43):
Betty is not going to show up with a castle
role and say I'm moving in to help you for
the first two months and be like a night nurse.

Speaker 3 (46:52):
What no, like no, and if anything, Julia was on
her own mother. Yeah, yeah, exactly, So hopefully she'll know. Okay,
we move on to the floor idiots, the Sexy six,
the pits, the pits, the Pit six.

Speaker 4 (47:10):
And living people.

Speaker 3 (47:15):
Are in their room and we've got him on the
you know cameras that are mounted in the room saying
you know, Andre's like.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
Everyone here is weird, and Livy goes, you.

Speaker 3 (47:25):
Know, I just saw, like last night, I saw Lauren
talking to Yarra and then a glass bok, so like
maybe they had a fight. There's no way that after
Lauren and Alexei left that the four of them didn't.

Speaker 4 (47:34):
Talk about what just happened exactly. There's no where they're like,
I don't know, like this is the first time they've
seen each other and.

Speaker 3 (47:40):
The first time they that they're speaking of this or whatever.
So then we see Lauren and Alexi packing and they're like,
we got to get out of here. We're sick of
dealing with this. We don't have the energy for it.
Like this is not going well. So Lauren goes, but
I want to say goodbye to yar she arranged.

Speaker 2 (47:55):
The trip and everything. So she goes across the hall
to chat with yr which is interesting because you can
see how it's set up there across the hall from
each other, so their rooms really do.

Speaker 4 (48:05):
So there's no way Libby wasn't standing at the door
trying to listen. Yeah, all right, there, Lauren and yar
we're talking about. Also, it gave me such anxiety that
they were going to bump into them in the hallway
and it was like they're being too slow with the packing.
Just throw everything in there. You don't need to fold
the just shove it in there.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
Get that reminds me. Did you watch that show? I'm
sure you didn't. It's on It's on HBO Max. It's
called Task. Did you watch I haven't watched it yet.

Speaker 4 (48:36):
My brother just watched it and said it's like one
of the best shows he's watched.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
It's really really good.

Speaker 3 (48:41):
And there was a scene in it like this, We're
like hurry.

Speaker 4 (48:46):
It's like a killer is outside the door and like
coming in and eat to work in the door.

Speaker 2 (48:52):
It's like, get out of there.

Speaker 4 (48:53):
You don't want to see Libby.

Speaker 3 (48:55):
So they're talking to Lauren says, you know, Yara doesn't
deserve what happened, you know, for her to tell her that,
And I'm a good person. I'll feed the shirt off
my back. And now I've got you know, Lizabeth out
here telling Yara I said this about her when she's
my friend. So Lauren tells Jai, she goes, a lot
happened last night and we just need to leave, and

(49:16):
Yara goes, I get it. I don't want you to
feel worried, like I understand, and probably they're only going
to be there for like two more days. And Lauren goes,
you know, I'm pissed at Elizabeth again. She's hypocritical because
she got it got mad at me for talking to
them about at dinner. But then she goes and tells
you this and twisted my words. And then she says,

(49:36):
I'm really sorry if you felt in any way hurt
by any of this, and Yara goes, oh my gosh,
I'm not upset with you, completely understand, and she hugs her,
and Lauren says, I would never have come on this
trip if it wasn't for you. I consider you a
really good friend, and I'm sorry that this is gone
this way, and Yar goes, no problem.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
She really feels bad for Lauren. I'm talking head.

Speaker 3 (49:57):
Yar goes, you know, I'm the youngest of all of them. Hello,
you guys be more mature. You're almost forty if they're
all like twenty six or thirty one, and she says,
I appreciate Lauren taking accountability. She goes, I can't be
mad at Lauren, you know, but now I'm really questioning
Elizabeth because she does seem to be the shit star
in this group.

Speaker 4 (50:17):
Yeah, okay, she's finally getting it.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
Lauren goes back and tells Alexi, you know it went
really well. Oh my gosh, you packed. That's so great.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
And she says I really love Yara and he goes, good,
now you have a I mean, not like a replacement,
but yeah, okay, new friend. Okay, good, and they're talking
to hit together Lauren and Alexi. She goes, you know,
in ten years, we've been through a lot of things.
You know, I have seven surgeries, three kids, We've moved
three times. And she goes, but Alex is my best friend.

(50:48):
He goes, Okay, okay, you're my best friend too. She's like, okay,
your best friend. He goes, all right, say cute.

Speaker 4 (50:53):
I do not agree with him on a lot of things,
but they're cute. But let's not forget. I do feel
like Yara is coming out of this looking so good.
She is the one who started this entire fight.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
By telling about what happened at that dinner with the Forte.

Speaker 4 (51:07):
She said they called Andrea a terrible person, which wasn't
what they said, or a horrible person or a dick
still not sure.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
And hopefully we'll see the footage at the rega. Well.

Speaker 4 (51:17):
I think Alexi said he was acting like a dick,
and Lauren said yeah, and they all said yeah. No
one ever said horrible person. It was a horrible human
and it was it was Alexi who said it, not Lauren.

Speaker 3 (51:33):
And so she says, you know, we just want to
have all of this behind us. You know, this is
not who we are. We don't surround ourselves to toxic people.
This was the final straw. We just had to leave.
There's no friendship. I don't even want to say Liz's
name anymore. I got to move on with my life.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
I got to get over this.

Speaker 3 (51:49):
And he goes, yeah, so yeah, we're going to take
applications for new friends or what. And they joke about
their requirements. They say their requirements are, okay, we're going
to interview people. How many kids do you have? Do
you like to ski? Do you talk shit behind our back?
Do you read your wife's text messages? It was funny, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
Okay, So they leave.

Speaker 3 (52:10):
Now the other four load up into a van to
go Sasquatch hontingk which is stupid and even I a
fan of all things sneaky, Sasquatch on Apple Think. Oh,
they just had an update, Kimberly, I'm so excited. Okay,
I haven't had an update in like four or five months.
I was really considering quitting.

Speaker 2 (52:29):
Oh my god, which I've been doing it for I've
been doing this is COVID. That's how many years I've
been playing Sninky Sasquatch. But they have.

Speaker 3 (52:34):
It has gone so long without an update, there's nothing
else to do. Like, I'm just there's no new level.
You can't progress, you can't forget because I've done everything.
They added a farm. Oh now I can plant crops
and sell them and be a farmer.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
I'm so excited.

Speaker 4 (52:52):
Oh that's awesome. I'm so happy for you.

Speaker 3 (52:54):
I wanted nine more holes on the golf course, and
I wanted it to be like you could go to
the country up and be like a snoppy Sasquatch, and
I wanted to have like a golfing outfit and then
have like fun because they make like funny jokes about
you know.

Speaker 2 (53:08):
I was like, this is what I want. But alas,
I got a farm. Okay, did you give it?

Speaker 4 (53:12):
Do you give them feedback? Ever?

Speaker 1 (53:15):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (53:16):
No? But sometimes on the reddit people will talk about it.
When people were talking about like how did you how
did you get the farmer's outfit? How did you get doctor?
How do these you do these things?

Speaker 3 (53:26):
A while back, the person who's one of the creators
of the game is on the Reddit thread and people
are tag him all the time and said.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
What would you want for updates?

Speaker 3 (53:38):
And people said, like, you know, lots of things, and
I like wrote in good, make the golf course bigger. Yeah,
you know why because I'm really good at golf, and
I'm so good at golf on the Wii, and I'm
so good at golf on this game.

Speaker 2 (53:52):
In life, I'm pretty sure I would never be able.

Speaker 4 (53:54):
To hit a golf ball lay this game. But I
don't think it's on Android.

Speaker 2 (53:59):
No, but you could get it on your iPad. Do
you have an iPad?

Speaker 4 (54:02):
No?

Speaker 2 (54:02):
Okay, well you can play it on a computer, but
I don't know how that works.

Speaker 3 (54:06):
I guess you just do it with your track pad.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
You would love it so much, You've everybody would love it. Okay, Sorry,
all right, So anyway, even I a fan of.

Speaker 3 (54:17):
Sasquatch, I have two sasquatches here from Kimberly and Katie.

Speaker 2 (54:20):
I have sassy sasquatch.

Speaker 3 (54:22):
And then I can't remember what the dude's name is,
but he's like fully tatted.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
He's a fully tat sasquatch. Katie's a creative. This is stupid,
this is ridiculous. I'm not a guy.

Speaker 4 (54:34):
Was so fake?

Speaker 3 (54:34):
This guy, I'm not entertaining skills, not entertaining any of it.
I am not entertaining this bullshit.

Speaker 4 (54:41):
We've gone so far, I don't I'm not comfortable. I
think we've gone too far. I'm scared. I think we're
in danger. Guys, No, you're just the worst actor.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
The legs belongs to him.

Speaker 3 (54:52):
Yeah, Lake Placid belongs to the Okay, So Andre and
Libby they get in the the band and they're like,
where Lauren and Alexei are we waiting on them?

Speaker 2 (55:03):
And Jovi goes.

Speaker 3 (55:04):
N after our conversation with them last night, they just
thought they needed to get the fuck out of here,
and Livy goes what they were fine when we saw
them again. They're acting like when Lauren and Alexi last night,
the four of them did not say what happened?

Speaker 2 (55:16):
Why did they leave?

Speaker 4 (55:17):
Exactly?

Speaker 3 (55:19):
Because you know Jovi wouldn't leave unto last call. Yeah,
he didn't leave a bar so.

Speaker 4 (55:24):
Far more dishes it's last time.

Speaker 3 (55:28):
He goes, why were they were fine when we saw them?
And Jovi goes, I told him the fucking truth. I
called her out. I called her out and meeting he
called out Lauren for talking about how Yara dressed. And
Yara goes, yeah, you know, I told Jovi. And then
Jovi just told.

Speaker 2 (55:43):
Her what you said. And Libby just whips around and goes,
you told her that you told her that. Now she's probably.

Speaker 3 (55:50):
Mad at me again, and Jovi goes, why you mad?
I ruined that friendship again? You mad about that? And
Eliza goes, I was just telling her. Telling Yara is
like a cautionarything, like watch out, God.

Speaker 4 (56:03):
You were doing it to start shipping, to make Lauren
look bad so you could win the friendship with the Yarra.

Speaker 2 (56:09):
Yara is the prize.

Speaker 3 (56:11):
And she goes, god, Jovi, you didn't have to tattle
tale and he goes, I don't care. I had a
couple of Shotski's on her. He's just smiling. He doesn't
not care.

Speaker 4 (56:20):
Okay, No, He's like, these are people's lives, Jovi. It's
like all the game.

Speaker 3 (56:26):
He's got on the I don't know who told him
that was a great looking ski jacket, but it's horrible.

Speaker 4 (56:30):
It looks like blood spatter at a crime city.

Speaker 3 (56:33):
Yes, yes, it looks like a eighties splatterpaint art, you know.

Speaker 2 (56:38):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (56:40):
So in the Talking Head, Libby goes, why would he
instigate a fight? Why would he do that? In Andre goes,
he's he's a he's a catalyst, he's a ship stir, he's.

Speaker 2 (56:49):
Up to no good.

Speaker 4 (56:51):
Okay, I can't she's the one who started it.

Speaker 2 (56:56):
Maybe said it to Yara.

Speaker 4 (56:58):
Jovi just shouldn't have revealed it. But you said it.

Speaker 3 (57:02):
But it hurt your feelings, and so in his mind
after twelve SHOTSKZ, he was like, I'm taking up from
my wife.

Speaker 4 (57:08):
Yeah, exactly, but it was fully It's so I can't
like pot made kettle, like they're like blaming Jovie and
calling him a catalyst when Libby isn't the one who
started this. By saying to Yara, Lauren's talking about you know,
you should just.

Speaker 2 (57:26):
Be careful because she says he's just got Miami earned.

Speaker 4 (57:29):
I just want to be a good friend to you.

Speaker 2 (57:32):
Now, did you notice now that Libby seemed to have
a story about Mothman.

Speaker 4 (57:37):
Yeah, Libby saw Mothman.

Speaker 3 (57:41):
Know she saw Mothman, or she has had an encounter
with the Mothman.

Speaker 4 (57:45):
Yeah. When she was saying that she never says Mothman.
Maybe he's branded and they can't say he's traded them,
but she describes Mothman.

Speaker 3 (57:58):
So she explains that one time she has a large
thing fly over her that was the size of a
person and landed in a tree and was just staring
at her, which is the description of Mothman. You guys
go and watch on Solve Mysteries.

Speaker 4 (58:10):
Yeah, did he have red eyes? Yeah, also a trademark,
also muscly some of them. He's pretty hot. Yeah, I
was wearing a Batman suit.

Speaker 2 (58:19):
Yeah. But Andrea's like, what the fuck?

Speaker 3 (58:22):
So this is these are my this sasquatch thing is
so stupid?

Speaker 2 (58:28):
Is I have written it six times?

Speaker 4 (58:29):
So then I would be into it, and that guy
would have ruined it for me, because the host the tour,
he was the worst.

Speaker 3 (58:37):
And at one point he goes, oh, you know he
owns the lake at night, like, I've never been out
this far.

Speaker 2 (58:42):
We have to go. And then Andrea approached.

Speaker 4 (58:44):
Trying to get us to believe that these four losers
who are hungover, walk farther with you than you've ever
walked before with a camera crew. Wait with a camera
crew in the snow.

Speaker 3 (58:57):
And then they tell Andre, this is a sasquatched. What
I was hoping was something was gonna jump out and scare.

Speaker 2 (59:02):
The shit out of him. That's what I was talking.

Speaker 3 (59:04):
But it didn't, like, you know, like that's part of
the tour, like part of it, part of the tour.
And they're like, we gotta go. We normally don't go,
so we've got to go home. As they're walking back,
you can see all the buildings in the background, like
like the farmhouse.

Speaker 2 (59:17):
Is right there.

Speaker 3 (59:18):
I was like, oh, they walked so far they could
still see the farmhouse. Yeah, come on, man, all right. Anyway,
so you tried Matt sharp but we didn't buy it.
So the talking head Elizabeth goes, I love y'all. God,
she's so funny. She's so fun But you know, Jovie,
he needs to watch out. He's on thin ice, like

(59:38):
marbur La. My friendship with yr blah blah, sorry, my
friendship with Lauren could be over after we finally had
a good night. He's just trying to stir the pot.
It's not a good look, Jovie.

Speaker 2 (59:49):
He's just a dick.

Speaker 4 (59:51):
Then you shouldn't have said it to Yara that day
before you made up with Lauren.

Speaker 3 (59:58):
I am excited about then I'll have a fight next week. Yeah, okay,
I'm ready for your birth.

Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
Scene recreation with Jasmine. Matt.

Speaker 4 (01:00:11):
My dad thought it was graphic, and I was like,
it's how people, Bill are born. Everyone's born, and he's like, no,
you came from the stork.

Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
He's right, it was graphic.

Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
And I think that if the crew wasn't there, obviously
she wouldn't even have have had a bron I think,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (01:00:28):
Well, I don't know if the crew was there. There's
someone filming with a cell phone, and it seems to
be like a lot of self footage, or they had
someone from the birthing center filming with the cell phone,
so in the quality wasn't the same as a camera crew.

Speaker 3 (01:00:42):
So but we but from the angle, you know, into
the badge, that angle that we had at the end
of the tub, that we could see the person walking
with the cell phone. So maybe there are people with
cell phones, you mean.

Speaker 4 (01:00:54):
Exactly, and not a full on camera.

Speaker 3 (01:00:57):
There was a person there were a full a full
lens she could take a picture of.

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
A professional camera was also taken.

Speaker 4 (01:01:03):
Yeah. I think she got some sort of package, like
the photography package. Yeah, and that's what they're getting instead
of the actual camera crew. I would rather have a
camera crew that I'm at least used to. It's a
it's a came, it's a videographer. What's the word camera
man that I'm used to that I've known all season?
But whatever, I use.

Speaker 2 (01:01:24):
Nothing right now. When you're in the midst of having
a baby, you do not care. Yeah, who's the pull
people off the street to come and take a look.
You're like, I don't care. Get this out of me.
I don't care. Who sees what yef I poop?

Speaker 4 (01:01:38):
Whatever?

Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
No, who cares? Yeah? So they're driving to or the record.
I did for the record, I didn't poop. I had
to see sections ad.

Speaker 4 (01:01:46):
She's a lady to also, she's she's she's demure, she
doesn't poop in her day to day life. Is what
I'm doing?

Speaker 2 (01:01:53):
Oh of course not. No.

Speaker 4 (01:01:55):
So they Jasmine and Matt are driving to a birth
in class and she's very incommfortable because the baby is
pressing on her vagina. And she says, it's like someone
squeezing your balls. And so then she says, you better
take this class seriously. You don't know anything about like
holding the baby. You know what hole does the baby
come out of? And she goes, I don't know, probably

(01:02:15):
the butthole. It's so annoying when you're trying to be
serious and someone is not taking it seriously. That is
a huge beef for me.

Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
It's annoying.

Speaker 4 (01:02:24):
My dad does it all the time, and also I
probably do it all the time to other people, but
we hate in others what we see in ourselves, so
I really hate when Matt does this. So the class
is in like the tiniest little room and there are
like three or four other women on big balls, bouncy balls,
and I think there's a doula there for one of

(01:02:45):
the ladies, like she's there with her doula. Matt seems
to be the only man in the class and the
only partner who is like a romantic partner unless the
two other ladies are lesbians. But the one lady sitting
behind the lady has a doula shirt on. It's his doula.
So I don't really understand. But fine, whatever. So there
are baby dolls that are Matt is looking at like

(01:03:08):
their aliens, like what is that that's going to come
out of you? And he says, I don't know anything.
How do you hold a kid? Do you change a diaper?
How do you can you attach a penis to a
baby girl? So it's not so disgusting. And then it
comes a baby boy. So the teacher shows with a
fully clothed doll how it's going to come out head down?

(01:03:30):
Which I had to explain to my dad last week
what breach means. And I was concerned, like, yeah, was
he smoking a cigar outside in the hall when I
was born?

Speaker 3 (01:03:41):
Well, and my sister and her daughter both No, yeah,
my sister's daughter and then her son came out transverse breach,
which means not only are you not head down, you're
also sideways.

Speaker 2 (01:03:53):
No yes, So yeah, so you have to go.

Speaker 3 (01:03:56):
You have to go in like three weeks before and
they have to try to manually turn the push on
your stomach and turn the base.

Speaker 4 (01:04:04):
I've seen that. Oh my god. Okay, So Jasmine says
that Matt has no idea how intense this is gonna be.
It's like a coconut coming out of your penis, which
I thought was a good description. It is if you
want to try to get a man to understand. So
Jasmine asked the teacher about tearing, which apparently is in

(01:04:25):
degrees from one to four. Matt seems troubled by this,
and the teacher says, to help with this issue, the
partner can use his fingers to stretch out the muscles internally.
And props to Matt for not laughing like a fourth grader,
because I really thought he was gonna start laughing at
this because they he's being told he has to finger Jasmin.

Speaker 3 (01:04:50):
I've never heard of this. It doesn't mean it's not
a thing. But I was like, no, no, no, nobody
is sticking their fingers out, and the way she's describing
it like you stick them in, and he lifted up
to stretch.

Speaker 4 (01:05:02):
I was like, stretch out the muscles.

Speaker 2 (01:05:05):
No, no, no, no no.

Speaker 4 (01:05:06):
And then Matt is trying to show us on a
three D model of the whole area where Jasmine would tear,
and he actually he says it tears from the you
know what to the butthole. It's like, okay, so you
have no problem saying butthole, but you're saying, you know what. Okay,

(01:05:27):
He's like, I have to read books about this, and
now I have to finger her all the time. This
is like a lot of work. I'm not prepared. And
then the teacher shows him how to massage her during
the labor on her, like by rubbing her fake booty
that Gino and Dan paid for, and I was like
concerned that they were going to pop.

Speaker 2 (01:05:47):
Because and then it's still upside down.

Speaker 4 (01:05:49):
Yeah, it's not a good butt job, and the Jasmine's like,
I like it rough, and I was like, not.

Speaker 2 (01:05:56):
Too rough, No, no, no, you don't want that.

Speaker 4 (01:05:57):
There's stuff in there.

Speaker 2 (01:05:59):
Yeah. So then they do.

Speaker 4 (01:06:01):
The breathing and the pushing, and Matt says, gosh, when
this really happens, it's going to be a lot of
clawing and screaming for hours, like an exorcism.

Speaker 2 (01:06:10):
Yeah, he's right, he's right, he's right.

Speaker 4 (01:06:12):
And then they give Jasmine the fake doll that she's
just given fake birth to and she starts crying over
the fake doll and Matt is not bonding with the doll.
I think it's harder for men until the baby arrives
and he's real. I think that's pretty normal. So yeah,
after the class, Matt says he really enjoyed it, but
he's still making jokes like I have to bite the

(01:06:33):
umbilical cord. And she's like, this is an intimate experience.
I'm going to be naked on all fours, totally exposed,
and you're going to be making jokes, right, And she's
just like it's fine, and she's like he better not
be like this when it actual way becomes or I
will cut his balls off. And she's like, I am
overwhelmed and lonely and scared. And he says, I'm trying.

(01:06:56):
You only see the negative things, and she's like, I
see you trying, but I need no jokes. I need
you to be a caring partner. Look me in the eyes,
look me in the eyes. And he's like looking away,
like a teenager who's been shamed. And then he looks
her ind the eyes. He's like, yes, boss. I was like,
you're still making fucking jokes.

Speaker 2 (01:07:12):
No making jokes.

Speaker 4 (01:07:13):
Yeah, you can't, and he's like, I'm I am scared.
He tells us, I'm really scared. And I don't know
how many days or weeks it is until the baby's born,
which is concerning also.

Speaker 3 (01:07:26):
That's something you should know. Is it in the next
few days, like you need to be mentally prepared's coming?

Speaker 4 (01:07:30):
Yeah? Is it weeks or days? Like you should know.
You should have a rough estimate of when it could come.
He has no idea. And then where another day it's
one am, Jasmine water breaks and she's scared. She's in pain,
she's bleeding. She tells Matt to call the midwife, and
Matt is half asleep. He looks bored. No adrenaline running

(01:07:52):
through this man's body. He's like, what he could fall
back asleep right now.

Speaker 2 (01:07:57):
The bleeding concerned me.

Speaker 4 (01:07:58):
I was hoping it wasn't a lot, and just like
a little.

Speaker 2 (01:08:01):
Yeah that I don't know why she said you.

Speaker 4 (01:08:04):
What's also concerning? They're sixty miles from the birthing center,
which whose idea was that sixty miles away? They don't
live in like a farm in the middle of nowhere.
They live in Florida, Like, why couldn't they have picked
some more closer.

Speaker 2 (01:08:20):
I don't know. That's a little that's because that's yeah,
you don't have an hour you know as far.

Speaker 4 (01:08:25):
Yeah, so they're driving. She's scared she gonna give birth
in the car. Also, Matt really loves his cars, so
I feel like he would not want her to ruin
this cat.

Speaker 3 (01:08:34):
They on the tow truck just in case he's to
do a job while they're there. I got a call you,
okay if I leave for a little bit.

Speaker 4 (01:08:41):
He's like strapping the new stroller and the new like
all everything to the back that you need for the baby,
just dragging it along the highway. So he's thinking, maybe
a birthing center wasn't the right idea and they should
have gone to a hospital in case something went wrong.
And he now he's getting very stressed, and her contractions
are every four to five minutes, and she's like, it's horrible,

(01:09:03):
but every contraction is bringing me closer to meet our angel.
I can't wait to give birth to my first child.
I'm so excited to be a mother. She's not saying that,
but that's the vibe that it's giving, Like, you know,
you have two children already.

Speaker 3 (01:09:15):
Have My daughter last night asked me about her other
children because this was on and she goes, what happened
to her other children?

Speaker 2 (01:09:21):
I go, they're still around. Yeah, she doesn't ever mention them,
but they're around.

Speaker 4 (01:09:24):
Choosing not to mention them this season. So two hours
later we see the doula is helping her get through
contractions and Matt is rubbing her back and he says
he feels powerless and he's scared. And then she gets
in the tub and she's doing no medication, no pain medication.
So she's like sobbing from the pain. It's rough, and

(01:09:45):
Matt is finally getting how big of a deal this
is and he's not making jokes, and I was like, yeah,
he got he gets it finally. And then she finally
gives birth and the baby comes out, and Jasmin says
she's perfect, she's beautiful. She looks like an actual angel,
and she is.

Speaker 2 (01:10:02):
Not going to get a recreation of all the screaming no, please,
don't please.

Speaker 4 (01:10:07):
No, it was horrible, it was bad. I was like,
that's no joke.

Speaker 2 (01:10:12):
Just when everybody to just that's the power of women
right there.

Speaker 4 (01:10:15):
How women can do anything that's right. And she is
and Matt are holding her and they say her name
is Matilda, because Jasmine calls Matt Matilda sometimes as a joke,
and it'll be like Matt and Mattie, so that won't
be confusing at all.

Speaker 2 (01:10:32):
I didn't know. That's why she named the baby Matilda.

Speaker 4 (01:10:35):
I didn't either.

Speaker 2 (01:10:36):
That's cute, though Mantilda's a very cute.

Speaker 4 (01:10:38):
It's adorable. So Jasmine says she trusts Matt like she
has never trusted another person, including her husband Gina.

Speaker 2 (01:10:47):
But she's still married to her husband or the fathers
of her children.

Speaker 4 (01:10:51):
Can't continue hmm. And he was there for her when
she was the most vulnerable and made her feel loved unconditionally,
and she knows that he's gonna be a great dad.
And he says she's so beautiful, and she says, oh,
you're finally using the right pronouns. You're not calling her
a ee. Now he accepts that he is a girl,

(01:11:11):
and he says, I'm scared because she's so small and fragile.
But it's so much joy and it's the greatest feeling.
My heart grew through. Ye sizes like the Grinch, and
I can't believe that baby was inside of you and
now there's like a whole baby. And she says, I
cannot believe she came from your balls. That's so gross.

Speaker 3 (01:11:28):
And then she was like, sorry, that's our gross and
I'm like, now you're taking it one stuff too far.

Speaker 4 (01:11:32):
Yeah, we'reruin the moment. And Matt says, this is what
life is about. It's not about cars or money or
everything I used to think was important, my stupid toe
truck that I spent one hundred and fifty thousand dollars for.
This is what it's about. It's the best feeling of
the world. And he says, I'm going to take care
of you, Maddie for the rest of my life. It's
very cute. And Jasmine says, every struggle I've had and

(01:11:55):
every tear I've shed since I came to this country
is worth it because it's led to this point. And
I was like, that's a lot of tears because you
cry about everything Lake Bitchigan with your Gino. Uh So meanwhile,
Gino and his Panama hat that he probably got in

(01:12:16):
Panama has been yeah, and he said, I'm in Panama.
I got to get this Pianama hat. He is driving
to meet with a lawyer wearing his glasses that he
are his readers. Are they buyfocals or does he drive
with readers down the road?

Speaker 3 (01:12:36):
He's probably Well, he could put the readers at the
tip of his nose so he can see the death.

Speaker 4 (01:12:41):
He didn't have it low. He had it low.

Speaker 2 (01:12:43):
He should just have bifocals. And again Anna came, but
I don't think.

Speaker 4 (01:12:47):
He wears glasses in his normal life.

Speaker 2 (01:12:49):
Yeah, I think you're right.

Speaker 4 (01:12:50):
Yeah, like left them on driving down the road, but
has them down to the tips so you can see
over them.

Speaker 2 (01:13:00):
Yes, that's okay. Why not just when you get old
you have to do things.

Speaker 4 (01:13:04):
Just take them off or put them on top of
your head.

Speaker 3 (01:13:06):
Maybe he needed to read his phone while he was driving. Listen,
he's not the brightest ball.

Speaker 4 (01:13:10):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:13:11):
But Anna did come in the room. Go he is
so gross. He is.

Speaker 4 (01:13:17):
So she's like bitching as he's driving. Jasmine fucked up
my life and I'm a totally innocent victim in all
of this. And Jasmine and I was like, Jasmine showed
you who she was in Panama and you still decided
to marry her. You met her on a sugar baby
baby website.

Speaker 3 (01:13:35):
It's just like when you marry somebody in prison, what
do you think is going to happen?

Speaker 2 (01:13:39):
What do you think? Same thing?

Speaker 4 (01:13:41):
Yes, And she was volatile and she was crazy back then,
and you still married her and brought her here and
you it's what did you think you were getting into
with Jasmine?

Speaker 2 (01:13:55):
Totally?

Speaker 4 (01:13:55):
Like she tells, if someone shows you who they are,
believe them, and Jasmine has always showed who she was. Yes,
So he's going to a lawyer to talk about divorce.
He goes to see Robert who and Robert says, it's
been a while, Gino, so you're back here for another divorce.
Apparently Robert is the divorce guy that Gino used twelve

(01:14:18):
years ago with his other wife, yep, the one who
he sent Jasmine's naked photos to never forget right. So
she's he says, like the first divorce was super easy.
Robert has no idea what he's getting into with this
complicated situation. So Gino says, okay, Robert. So Jasmine doesn't

(01:14:42):
have the easy personality of my other ex. Jasmine has
a demon inside of her, much like Tiger Lily. This
is the season of demons inside women, and like Geric,
it's the sperm that goes to their brains that makes
them a demon. So he says, my first wife and
I got along really well. We didn't really fight, and

(01:15:03):
then we just kind of grew apart, and then we
mutually got divorced. This is nothing like that. So Gino says, yeah,
I got married to Jasmine. We lived together for ten
months and then she cheated on me and I kicked
her out.

Speaker 2 (01:15:19):
Well, we did agree that.

Speaker 4 (01:15:21):
She could sleep with someone else, right, right, right, but
we had rules two hours at a time or something,
whatever those rules were, and she broke the rules. And
Gino says, I went back and I looked at the
whole picture, and now it's very clear to me I
was used for a green cart. And Robert says, oh,
I understand how you feel that way, because I have

(01:15:43):
never seen this show or any of the tell alls
or any of the times where Jasmine was crying and
begging you to saying how much she loved you. And
just show him one clip of her sucking his toes
and he'll be like, she deserves to stay here. She
has put in the work, she deserves a green card.
She's earned it. Yes, So Gino says, I want her deported,

(01:16:06):
and I want her to feel some pain like I
went felt pain, and I went to Immigration and I
told them about the cheating, and then I went back
to immigration because I wanted to make sure they really
got the message. So I reported her twice to immigration.
This is more work than he did to get her
kids over here.

Speaker 2 (01:16:24):
Totally, Yes, totally, he.

Speaker 4 (01:16:26):
Worked during the nice summer months to get her deported.

Speaker 3 (01:16:30):
Yes, yes, he had to go, he had to go
inside inside.

Speaker 4 (01:16:36):
Yes, God, this is not stuff he was willing to
do to keep her here, but he's willing to do
this stuff to get rid of her. And then he says,
so she's pregnant with this other guy's baby, and it's
she's on a two year probationary green card. And then
she moved to Florida with the guy. And Robert says, well,
I don't know much about immigration, but I do know

(01:16:57):
that under Michigan law, and I have some really bad
news to give you here. Gino, you are the father.
I've always wanted to say that. That was my Maury
Movid and or was it Heeraldo, whichever one that says
you are a Povich.

Speaker 3 (01:17:12):
He would always dramatically pull like I don't have any
yes I do, I don't have anything, but he would
always have a card.

Speaker 2 (01:17:18):
I'd be like, yeah, take the thing out of the
good youth, like father, yeah right, yes, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:17:25):
You are the father. And Gino says, are you kidding?

Speaker 2 (01:17:30):
That's crazy?

Speaker 4 (01:17:32):
His voice gets so high, and Robert says, way did he.

Speaker 3 (01:17:36):
Say this to him? Like you might want to go
ahead and get the divorce quickly because and then Geno's like, no,
I want to drag it out because I want the
stock market.

Speaker 2 (01:17:43):
To go down.

Speaker 4 (01:17:44):
He hasn't said that yet.

Speaker 2 (01:17:45):
Oh okay, because I'm trying to remember what was she know?

Speaker 4 (01:17:47):
This is after so he knows about this and still
wants to do that, which is crazy. That's how cheap
and vengeful he is. So Robert says, you know you're
going to be legally and financially responsible for this child
until they turn eighteen unless you take action. Now we're
talking about hundreds of thousands of dollars to raise a child.
And the lawyer says there are ways to get around it, though,

(01:18:10):
if you do a paternity test to show you're not
the father, and if the actual father is willing to
sign an affi, David saying he's the father, but this
paperwork has to be done within three years of the
baby being born. Okay, so he has time. And Gino's like,
this whole situation is really fucked up, and Robert says, well,

(01:18:32):
you know, if you don't have kids, a divorce can
take like sixty days minimum, probably more, but still that's
not terrible. But now that there's a baby involved, the
waiting period like it's like a waiting period like to
buy a gun is now one hundred and eighty days.

Speaker 3 (01:18:49):
I wish that was the waiting period to buy a gun.
But let's take heart into that.

Speaker 4 (01:18:52):
Yeah, seriously, so six months waiting period now, And Gino says, well,
I'm not get quite ready yet because I have a
lot of investments and I'm waiting for the market to drop,
and I want everyone I know in America to lose
a lot of money so that I will have less

(01:19:13):
financial loss when we get divorced. It'll have the least
financial impact on me. That's what I care about. So
I'm just hoping and praying for a recession. A recession
would be really good for me, specifically.

Speaker 2 (01:19:27):
What a short sighted idiot exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:19:30):
So Jasmine is on her two year green card, but
she's going to be needing to get her ten year card,
and he's like, I'm not signing for it. And the
only way she can get that is if we're divorced.
But I don't want to do the divorce and give
her the green light to get the permanent citizenship. And
Robert gets very uncomfortable and he tells us as a lawyer,

(01:19:51):
I see this all the time. There's this vengeance payback
pound of flesh that a person seeking, and they feel
like they can manipulate the court system to get this,
to get vengeance on the person. But what you end
up doing is paying lawyers a lot of money for
stuff that we could have taken care of at the
very beginning. And so he tells Gino, you should be

(01:20:12):
getting the divorce yesterday, like that you need to do this,
and he says, and you only have three years with
this parental thing, and Jasmine could file for divorce in Florida.
Then you'd have to travel back and forth to Florida
on your dime. And Gino goes, this is jacked. And

(01:20:35):
then Robert says, what if she does get deported and
you have a hard time contacting her and it'll cost
you more money and long distance phone calls. And Gino
is super cheap, so this is how he needs to
hit it. And now he's like, you've kind of convinced
me that I need to take control of the divorce
and final now because Jasmine is unpredictable and she has

(01:20:57):
the devil inside her.

Speaker 2 (01:21:00):
God enough with that.

Speaker 4 (01:21:02):
So he is now convinced that maybe he should hit
her where it hurts first because she could file. He
never really thought that she could file, so he's like,
I need to file first before she does, so I'm
in control. And everything happens in Michigan.

Speaker 3 (01:21:18):
I just saw that Instagram account Mary Pants. Oh yeah, yeah,
they just posted a thing about yo. Jazzon tells us
everything about her life, but that their divorce is sealed
confidential so people can't look it up, so we don't
know what's in it, and probably in it is a

(01:21:39):
lot of language about their agreements that they had regarding
the show and everything else, and a lot of it's
fake and you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (01:21:49):
Yeah, maybe he's like Ethan and doesn't want people to
know how much money he makes.

Speaker 2 (01:21:55):
Yeah, doubt that's the case. That's Ethan Plath everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:21:59):
Okay, So next time on, Julia is five months pregnant
and they have told no one.

Speaker 2 (01:22:06):
Wow, so she's starting to show now and everything.

Speaker 3 (01:22:09):
Yeah, So Brady did and Julia go and have a
dinner with their friends and they tell them about the pregnancy,
and they're like, you have to tell your parents, Like
they're going to find out another way and it's going.

Speaker 2 (01:22:19):
To be really, really hurtful.

Speaker 3 (01:22:21):
And Julia says, no, Betty is too controlling and when
she finds us out, it's going to kick it into
high gear.

Speaker 2 (01:22:27):
And I just want to tell her. And so Brain's like,
they're my parents, Like we have to tell them again.

Speaker 4 (01:22:32):
You need rules. Betty cannot comment on what Julia is
supposed to eat when she's pregnant. She can't comment on
like cause you know she will be like.

Speaker 2 (01:22:40):
She's gonna have opinions on breast been.

Speaker 4 (01:22:43):
In it, yes, breastfeeding, like everything she's going to have
an opinion on.

Speaker 2 (01:22:47):
Yeah. Gino is looking at pictures of himself from years past.
He goes back in the day, I was looking good.

Speaker 3 (01:22:56):
Look at me, full head of hair, I worked out,
I got a necklace on. And then he gets a
phone call that said jas And has had the baby.

Speaker 2 (01:23:06):
So why is he.

Speaker 4 (01:23:07):
Looking at these photos? Is he going back on dating sites?

Speaker 3 (01:23:10):
Probably he's trying to find a really great picture for
a dating site.

Speaker 4 (01:23:13):
But yeah, from twenty years ago, you get a.

Speaker 3 (01:23:15):
Catfish people that way. Also, people can just google you.
So Georgie is telling Darcy. He says, my family is
expecting me to have kids because of the culture. And
she goes, stop this, just stop it, let's move on,
let me live, let me move on. But you know,

(01:23:36):
he could be saying to her, what I've realized is
my family's expecting this to be with the culture, but
I don't want it, and I love you and I
want to be married to you. That could be what
he's saying, and we could be tricked.

Speaker 2 (01:23:47):
Unclear.

Speaker 3 (01:23:48):
Yeah, Jovi tells Andre he's a dick and he goes
everywhere you go.

Speaker 4 (01:23:55):
Everywhere says said Jovi's a dick.

Speaker 3 (01:23:58):
No wait, Jovi tells Andre. Oh, Jovi tells Andre, you're
a dick everywhere you go. Problems follow.

Speaker 4 (01:24:08):
Okay, So Lauren got in so much trouble because she
said that he was a dick, and now here's a dick.
He is a dick, and they're all saying he's a dick.

Speaker 3 (01:24:15):
Jovi tells Andre, You're a dick everywhere you go. Problems follow,
and uh, Andrea goes, let's go, Elizabeth. So they stand
up to leave, and Yara says sit down and handle
yourself like a man.

Speaker 2 (01:24:26):
Oh, those are fighting words. Fighting words.

Speaker 3 (01:24:32):
Then Jasmine and Matt meet his mom with the baby,
and the mom basically is like, all I want is
the people I love to go to heaven and not
to go to hell. So it's going great. And they
meet the mom and she tells them they're going to hell.

Speaker 4 (01:24:51):
Yeah, because they both probably have demons in them too.

Speaker 3 (01:24:54):
And they have demons. And then he proposes to Jasmine
and says, with this string, I the wed, and he
ties a string onto.

Speaker 4 (01:25:01):
Her finger, so we don't go to hell, and so
my mom will get off our back because we won't
be living in sin.

Speaker 3 (01:25:09):
Okay, these are questions I need for the bunkies to answer.
Tiger Lily and add On currently married. Did they get married?
How is he staying in the country so long? Okay,
that's the first question. The next question is with Georgie's
visas situation, and I think somebody explained it to me.

Speaker 2 (01:25:26):
I'm going to need somebody to explain it again.

Speaker 3 (01:25:28):
It seems that Georgie was married before, but I guess
they never changed his status and that's why he can
never go back to Bulgaria once he married Darcy. They
put the paperwork in and everything was kosher for him
to be able to go back to Bulgaria. Okay, So
if he and Darcy get divorced, he's been in the
country long enough, he's been to citizen long enough, or
it probably doesn't matter. But will that affect his status

(01:25:51):
to be able to go back and forth to Bulgaria
if he's no longer married to Darcy, does any of
that effect?

Speaker 2 (01:25:56):
Okay, those are other questions.

Speaker 3 (01:25:58):
And then I need somebody that's really a good sleuth
in Michigan or Florida to look up Jazz and a
Gino's divorce and see what we can find out.

Speaker 4 (01:26:07):
Yeah, you have very regal matters.

Speaker 2 (01:26:10):
These are legal matters that he looked into.

Speaker 4 (01:26:12):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 2 (01:26:13):
And I would like add On to be deported immediately.

Speaker 4 (01:26:17):
Take Tiger Lily with That's fine, take care. That's what
people have read it or saying, like the stuff that
he's posting, like people are getting for being fully legal citizens,
like people are being deported for trying to get their
status worked, like people are being deported for nothing. And
now you have him posting Nazi stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:26:40):
And doubling down too, doubling down and what we love
is Maddie of Maddie and Stevie. He was just like
really posting against it, and I like that a lot. Yeah,
like that a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:26:51):
Thank you, Maddie. That's it.

Speaker 3 (01:26:53):
Everybody, make sure you're following us on the old uh
Instagram and the TikTok. I'm trying to remember when I
post things on Instagram to also post that on TikTok,
but sometimes I forget. Anyway, it's a peak Shade pod
and date, dateline and do you have a new episode
this week or no, Kimberly, No, we have the week off.

Speaker 2 (01:27:12):
You have the week off.

Speaker 3 (01:27:13):
Okay, how nice for you. So you'll just get more
of Kimberly here. If you need Kimberly, she's here. We're
also talking seeking sister wife. Kisha and I have the
Love Is Blind reunion. Of course, they did not give
us a screener. They don't give screeners out for the reunion,
although I did try so. That episode will come out
Thursday morning, and when I get back from Bravo Con

(01:27:34):
the week of November eighteenth, that is when Kisha and
as coverage of Welcome to Platform will start on the
ten dollars level.

Speaker 2 (01:27:43):
We'll do once a week. We're gonna start season one,
episode one, and.

Speaker 4 (01:27:47):
I'm really enjoying sixty days. In sixty days, when you
said that your family just talks about gen Pop on
the plane, are we in first class? We backing gen Pop?

Speaker 3 (01:27:58):
We say gen Pop a lot. Jim Pop applies to
a lot of things. We will say gin Pop regarding
an airplane or regarding a train. We will go on
the ferry to Balded Island. It's all the same ferry.
There's no special area. You're on a ferry, but you
can get a reserve ticket. But sometimes like you get

(01:28:19):
a reserve ticket and you miss it whatever, then you
can still use your ticket, but you have to go
in gin pop. You're still on the same fairy. It's
just it's literally it's just a separate line. Like do
you have a reserve spot, and then after the reserve
spots get on, then they let fifty people that don't
have reserve spots get on.

Speaker 2 (01:28:34):
So we say it for everything. We say it for everything.

Speaker 3 (01:28:37):
Love it, like when you go on a cruise, like
if you don't get like the concierge level, or whether
like we're in gin Pop.

Speaker 6 (01:28:43):
Okay you guys, Yeah, Oh, I just listened to that
episode too, and I wonder if that if I wondered
if that would come across as snobby.

Speaker 4 (01:28:54):
No, I thought it was hilarious. And also, I'm so
enjoying that you guys enjoying it, and you don't hate
me anymore, because Keisha said, if I didn't have to
cover it, I would still be watching it. Yes, that's
the best compliment.

Speaker 3 (01:29:08):
Well, now, because we want to know what's going to happen,
and so I'm going to be recording like several of
these in advance before I go out to La and Vegas.
So I'm going to be like ahead a couple. So
that's exciting for me too. I don't know how many
episodes there are, we don't know how long it's going
to go. We're just in it.

Speaker 4 (01:29:23):
I just love it. I'm so excited.

Speaker 3 (01:29:24):
And I did look up and came up with a
name for the sorority that Stephanie wants to form inside
the prison. So I've come up with a name for that.
I love it because Stephanie is dying to form a
prison sorority.

Speaker 2 (01:29:38):
Ah yeah, very fun.

Speaker 3 (01:29:40):
Okay, everybody that was out yesterday and this week, I've
got Christine and Stacy from Keenan.

Speaker 2 (01:29:46):
And Lake and give you deja vous.

Speaker 3 (01:29:48):
Yes, yes, love those gals and they'll be on this
week to.

Speaker 2 (01:29:52):
Chat Papa and Pava. I love it, Christine, I said, hi,
I will okay, bye bye.

Speaker 1 (01:30:01):
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