1055 - 90 Day Happily Ever After (s9e11) "Love Actually...Is Complicated" with Kimberly - Pink Shade

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Speaker 1 (00:14):
Hey, everybody, welcome to Pink Shade. It's Tuesday. It's TLC Tuesday,
and that means we're gonna talk about ninety h e
A and praise baby g. We got one more month
of this. Yeah, what did you say? Whenever heard? I

(00:35):
couldn't hear you said something?

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Yiah?

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Yeah he y'all.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
H e A. It's like a donkey Yeah, but we
only have one episode left and then the tell all
that's in a lot of ways is more work for
you especially it's.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Not in a lot of ways. It's in all the
way you know.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
But I've split it with you before, I will split
it with you again.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Well, I will say that for there's going to be
so this here episode aired November second, and our episodes
coming out November fourth, and then we've got November nine, sixteen,
twenty three, and thirty. Those will be the date of
the reunion. Now for the episode that will come out

(01:29):
on the sixteenth, that will come out here on this show,
November eighteenth will be you and Matt. Oh yes, because
I will not gotten the screener in time to get
it done before I go to Bravo Con. And I'm
not bringing any recording equipment to Bravocon. So you and
Matt are going to do that and Seeking Sister Wife
for me. Both those episodes that come out on Tuesday,

(01:51):
different rateenth. So I thank you in advance for making
fun of me on my own show. Thank you, Changer, Changer.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
That's it, that's what he does.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
I know. I know Hello last twenty twenty because I remember.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
We got it wrong one time when we were mocking you.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
We yeah, I don't know what you hoe. You said,
you know Bunkie ten or something. I was like, No,
it's pink Shase twenty. Sometimes I get it. Sometimes I
get pink Shae thirty, and I try to post about
it immediately when they say hey for one week only
or whatever. But you guys, we look at my lashes
there long and did you say you're almost out? I
can get you some.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
I am almost out. Yeah. Okay, Well, if you're using
I use it. It doesn't irritate my eyes like some do.
It's really good.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
If you're using it every day, I'll send you something.
If you're really not using it, I'm not going to
give it to you.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
No, I really use it.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Okay, Well, let's discuss these people, shall we. Yeah, ninety happily. Ever,
after season nine, episode eighteen, Love actually is complicated. That's
the title.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
That's a dumb title.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
It is. I'm really enjoying the other way titles, which
are terms in other languages. I'm enjoying that because we're learning.
That's right, the learning channel.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
But are we really how do we remember what any
of the sayings mean?

Speaker 1 (03:19):
No? Do I still know the difference between parole and
parole and what's the other one?

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Bail?

Speaker 1 (03:27):
No, you're on parole or you're on probation, probation. And
I've only been covering this show for like six years.
I'm so like, I don't know. He's in parole, probation.
I don't know the difference. And people will write me
and tell me and not go I'm going to remember,
and then I never do.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
I know? Even just you and Keisha being like, this
is in jail? Right?

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Is it prison?

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Is it jail? And I was like, I only learned
the difference last year and I hosted a show about dateline.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Yeah, you should really know, But again, things just go
in one side and out the other. I will apologize
for my voice. This is my third recording of the day,
and uh, because I'm doing a lot of pre recording,
so apologies in advanced if my voice goes out. I
did just have one of my honey Bees lozenges, or

(04:13):
as my friend Mary says, lozengeers. So because she's Australian,
just kidding, she's not so I was gonna say, no,
it's just funny. Okay, let's start with Darcy and Georgie.
So I gotta say both of them were pretty calm,
pretty calm. She did try to flee the scene only once.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Is she just drunk though? Because she's learning a lot?

Speaker 1 (04:45):
But also, I'm gonna tell you as somebody who had
a lip flip two weeks ago, Yeah, I think that
when your lips are that big because you've had lipinjaxtues too,
it doesn't make it a little more difficult to talk.
So maybe that's why she sounds that way.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Yeah, but the worst it's coming out of her mouth
are making no sense, but they never do. So is
she just always drunk or on pills or does.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Definitely not the sense? She pregamed before she came down
to the bar to talk to Georgie. Pregamed with two
xanax and a cocktail. Yeah, it's important to go.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
Downhills are kind of like hat like she's done a
lot of this. No, I'm paying attention.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Yeah what what? Fine? Let me leave And she's like,
I just want to go back to my room so
I can like a nap.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
Yeah, no, I'm so.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
We're at the bar and he says, yeah. You know,
so when my sister asked me about having kids, it
made me think and uh, I just don't have peace,
you know, and I'm not sure. And uh, as he talked,
he said, okay, I get it. Okay, yeah, and he
goes and there's some other things there and you know,
like my parents, they're expecting me to have kids. That's

(06:03):
the culture. And she goes, okay, well, you know, I
can't give you any kids, and he goes, and so
as he's just trying to talk, and she's like, okay,
I got it. Can't give your kids, right, and he goes.
And it makes me feel like, you know, when after
this trip, it made me feel like I'm questioning myself.
She says, you know, in the past, we talked and

(06:24):
you said you didn't want any kids. You said they're
too expensive and too much responsibility. And he goes, yeah,
I know, and I'm not saying I want kids right now,
but this question is bothering me.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
Yeah, yeah, I know what you're saying. Why do you
think this is? How do you talk like he's talking?
And I'll bet her this and see how quickly it
takes you to get frustrated and lose your mind.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Okay, you know I'm not saying I want kids right now.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
Why are you trying to tell me this?

Speaker 1 (06:52):
This is bothering. I'm just know this.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
This this when you're married. I mean it's like I
know my friend why. I mean, it's like we got
married for better worse, but her worst snatch. So she
didn't get a word out.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
It's so annoying. And she goes, I'm gonna support you
as a friend and a wife, but I can't give
you what you really want. And and she goes and
you won't say what you really really want. You won't
admit it and let him talk. And she goes, and
I get it. When your sister said these things, it
hurt your heart strings. I was like, that's not.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
A phrase, hurt your heart strings.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
And he goes, so, uh anyways, uh, and so she goes, Yeah,
I get it. He goes, Hey, can you just let
me talk? Yeah, and he says, I'm trying to be open.
It's so hard for me to be talking, and I'm
trying to be vulnerable and you don't let me talk.
You don't care how I feel. And this is what's
bothering me. I'm trying to tell you how I'm hurting.

(07:54):
I'm trying to explain to you. This is why I
never want to talk to nobody about nobody, because nobody
cares about my fucking feelings.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
She goes, ah, do your thing. What that's your response
to I'm trying to finally open up to you, and
your response is, eh, do your thing.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
Voice, She goes like this, like she's like in an
earthquake drill or something, and she's covering her ears like
he's like emotionally abusing her by screaming it and he's
not even barely raising his voice just to get his
point across.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
That's your thing. I don't think it's gonna work out, George.
I don't think it's gonna work out. He goes, no,
but I love you, and she goes no, no, no,
no no, let me have my life. And this one
he goes, have your life. He's like. He's like, I'm
trying to go along with your drunken antics, but have
your life with the fuck. He goes, have your life,

(08:52):
and she goes, let me have my life. You can't
take that away from me. You can't. I'm gonna find
somebody else and you won't be a part of it.
And he goes huh.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
And she hoped he wouldn't be a part of it
if she's just someone else.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
And she goes, just stop this, stop wasting my time.
I've done enough, leave me, get away, get away, let
me have my peace. I want you to have it.
You do it, Get the fuck over it. He's like huh,
and she goes, God, damn, it's happened before, it'll happen again.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
Just move on. You just do what you gotta do.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
And he's like, keep talking about. What are you talking about?
So he gets up and he hugs her and he goes,
but I love you, I really love you, and he's
touching her face and she goes, I'm strong. I can
be myself. He goes, no, what.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
I'm telling you yourself? What are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (09:48):
And he goes, what do you mean? And she goes
and she goes, I'm still a strong, hashtag snatched, hashtag bospid,
hash tag winning.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
And she's not crying real tears, and he's been crying
real tears this whole time.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
He's totally tearing up. And he goes, but so she
starts to walk out, and he goes, Darcy, you're the
one giving up, and she goes, I'm walking out. So
she walks out. Now she's on the street. Now. The
whole time on the street she was talking, I was like,
she's smoking, But it was her nails that looked like
cigarettes because they were shining, and they were because I
thought she was like dramatically, like countlessly manstoff flinging the

(10:26):
cigarette around, and it's her nails. And on the street,
she goes, he brought me home to meet the family,
the first girl he's ever brought home to meet, like
thirty something years whatever. It's crazy, but uh, you know,
he should have kids and be happy. And we've been
having this same conversation for years. Maybe it's easy for

(10:46):
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Actual price depends on product and planned purchased. So he's
in the bar, actually shedding a tear, Yes, he goes,
you know, I want to think, I want to figure
out what I want for myself, and I don't know
if we're at this breaking point, I don't know how

(12:57):
it'll affect the marriage now. Other in a conversation where
one person says, let me move on, I'm getting out
of here, let's get a divorce and walks out, the
other person then wouldn't sit and go Yeah, I don't
know about this conversation, how it's going to affect our marriage.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
Because like she does this all the time. This is daily,
this is daily. So this is after a barbecue and
her meat was not cooked well enough. The marriage is over.
Just let me have my life.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
Just let me have my life and.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
My medium well Burger Stacy, and I deserve that. So
like he's so used to this, these blow ups and
storms out that he's just like, maybe we're still on.
I don't know. He wasn't even trying to tell her.
He never even got the words out, I want kids now.
It's I've been thinking I don't know what I want.

(13:54):
My parents want me to, so I've been feeling pressure
from them. I'm trying to decide what i want. That's why, Yes,
I'm working through I want. I'm trying to work through
these emotions. This is what you say you want. You
want me to open up and work through my problems
instead of shutting you out. And she hears like I

(14:16):
don't know what she heard. I honestly don't know what
she hears. We need like a little rat to shrink
down and go inside her brain and then translate to
us what we hear.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
Sort of like maybe even this happens. What we need
is Stacy's at alehead in the corner in a little circles.
What she heard was yes.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
Pop up video, Yes, Darcy and Stacy style.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
Yes, so Stacy could tell us what Darcy heard versus
what was actually said on the television.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
Yeah, she's the Darcy translator.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
Yeah, and vice versa. Yes. All right, let's move on
to Brandon and Julia.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
So she is making a video trying to sell his
motorcycle and he says, I would rather you sell my
kidneys and she says, I make you deal, no bike,
We'll have sex. And he's like, what, that's not fair.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
She's like, remember remember eight months ago when we had sex.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
We had forded one time sexcapaids in Europe at one time.
And she says we need the cash. She says, we're
looking at a bigger house for the baby. And apparently
he did get a job again. He's working again, but
he's not making as much money as he did before
he quit to go to Europe. And also he says
their apartment didn't sell. Her apartment didn't sell. Not sure

(15:35):
if they weren't able to sell it or if they
decided not to sell it. Yeah, he made it sound
like it just won sell. I don't know what that
shithole looks like. We don't know.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
I would also be interested to know when they did
that European trip, like when it was and if they
had a lot of paid content, that's true, if they
had a lot. I'm going to look right now. I
wonder if it was like we stayed at the Sonzo Hotel.
It was so amazing, you know what I mean, that
kind of thing.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
Yeah, By the way, her apartment could be very nice.
I don't know why I called it a shithole. I'm
just picturing her as a club kid buying an apartment.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
She was probably like twenty two years old.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
Probably like twenty two, and she was dancing in the
clubs all the time and partying. And I don't know
if anyone's lived in it or taken care of it
since then. So that's why I'm like cow.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
She does have three hundred and thirty thousand followers.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
Yeah, they can make good money.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
I'm just gonna see if I can see any of
her European Oh gosh, there's a picture, real close up
of her and Floria, and it scared me because look
at the teeth. Ah, oh, okay, anyway, let's just oh,
here's a picture her and Darcy. So I got to
look before that because we don't know what is time.
We don't know when this was filled. That go, but

(16:46):
keep going, and I'm just gonna see if I can
see anything of her in a foreign country and if
it seems to have paid content.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
So she says that they've been looking. That would be smart.
They've been looking at Chesapeake and he says there's farm
land there and she says, no farm, No, can't do farm.
She's so triggered by a farm because of Betty and
Ron and the naked hot tub parties and the swinging
she wants no part of, and the puppy mill. She

(17:12):
doesn't want to farm. And if we got a farm,
Betty would take over. And that's why I don't want
her knowing about the pregnancy. And he's like, we need
to tell her you're in the second trimester. And if
we told them, maybe they would help us with a
down payment for a new house. And Julia said they'd
make us move next door to them, which was one
thousand percent true. That's what they wanted when you originally

(17:35):
moved out, was they wanted you to buy that place
right next door. So Julia says, it's a high risk pregnancy.
There's a hole in her unice and something could happen.
She doesn't want to tell people because she's scared and
she doesn't need more stress from Betty and agree with
all this, all of it. And then she's trying on

(17:57):
a baby carrier with a watermelon in it, and you's
swinging belly around just right and left and trying to
see how far he can swing without that watermelon go
and flying, and then he bends over at the proper way,
and then he is like, see if you bend over
this way, the watermelon just falls to the floor, and
he's they're joking around. He's like, it's a good thing.

(18:18):
I think about these things. Really, you could kill our
baby by bending over.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
Normally it would come naturally to you to hold onto
the baby when you leaned over.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
I would think, yeah, And he's like, you know, you're
starting to show, but it's still very small, very small,
like bump, and he's like people are going to start
to notice. We really need to tell people. Apparently Brandon
has seen his parents, but they have not seen Julia
since the Europe trip when Betty six months Betty did

(18:49):
tell her maybe you should go back to Russia, and
Ron said, you're driving a wedge between us and our son.
So it wasn't a great conversation. Brandon says, I feel
like I'm missing out on part of the experience of
having a baby by not being able to share it
with my parents, and which is probably true. It's your

(19:10):
first shot. I get it. But she's also the one
carrying the baby, so try to look.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
They posted they posted about the pregnancy in August, and
they don't say when the baby is coming. But she
looks very pregnant.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
Yeah, she was very pregnant then, so she obviously was
before when they were still hiding it.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
But the question is has she had the baby?

Speaker 2 (19:35):
I thought she had, but maybe they haven't posted it yet.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
But you know, there's I'm looking and she does have
like you know.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
Posted that scary photo of him with Betty as if
Betty was the baby that was starting.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
By the way, their Europe stuff does say hashtag backpack Europe,
hashtag travel blog, hashtag blah blah blah. I still don't
imagine that they just took backpacks, right, No, I don't
get no, so yes, the answer is yes. She does
have some paid content on there.

Speaker 2 (20:09):
Good for her, good, good for her. So Brandon wants
to tell the parents. It's I'm missing out on part
of the experience of having a baby with by not
telling my parents, and she says, well, let's compromise. We
can tell our friends Nikki and Drew and we'll ask
them to be the god parents. He's like, okay, So
they go out to dinner with them. She orders nachos

(20:31):
and pretzel sticks yum with chocolate sauce.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
Ew.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
If they didn't know you were pregnant before, I'm surprised
they didn't pick up on it right then.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
So Julie, well, a pretzel dipped to chocolate is think
about a chocolate but it's a soft pretzel.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
Yeah, I guess.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
Oh no, not a soft pretzel.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
It was a soft pretzel, which I guess sometimes the
soft pretzels are like the cinnamon sugar soft pretzels. You
could have a dessert soft pretzel, but not nachos at
least no, not so Julia writes on the plate in chocolate,
will you be our godparents? They can't read it. She's

(21:12):
drawn a picture of a person who is she says,
fat and it's holding like I don't know a baby,
but it looked not like a baby. They just don't
are not getting it. Finally they work through it and
they get it and they're shocked and they they're just
in shock. And Julia says, you're the only ones who know,

(21:33):
and and Nick goes, you mean amongst your friends, right,
and they're like, nope, parents don't know. And they're like,
oh boy.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
She hasn't told her parents because she's gonna have like
her mom come over. I mean, they gotta start planning
that exactly.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
But then it wouldn't be fair. You can't tell one
side like you said, and not the other. Well you
could because her parents have been nice and have had
normal boundaries.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
So I can call our parents and talk to them
in Russian and he'll never know anything.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
He'll never know, he'll never know so and then she
could say, well, then you should have learned Russian like
I asked you to. So uh so, Julius like, don't
tell anybody, and they Julie explains why she hasn't, and
they say, you need to tell Betty. It's never Betty
and Ron, it's just Betty. You need to tell her

(22:24):
it's never them, it's Betty clearly rules the whole group
and the friend group. Even the friends know it's Benny's world.
We're all just living in it.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
Everyone's afraid.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
Yes, yeah, so Julia said. And they know Betty's gonna
watch this so when it comes out, so they're like, Betty,
we were on your side the whole time. Did you
see how we were on your side? Yeah, so Julia says,
I talked to Betty and I told her I didn't
want to visit the farm, and she got very offended.
And Brandon goes, what you talk to my mom when?

(22:56):
And She's like, a few weeks ago, I talked to
her on the phone and I said I never want
to go back to the farm. And Nick is like,
I don't think she means never. I think it's a
communication language barrier. And Julia's like, nope, I said I
never want to go back to the farm ever. And
Brandon is like, you said that to my mom. I

(23:16):
can't believe it. And then they're in their talking head
and Brandon goes, was this your plan all along? To
put distance between me and my parents? Yeah? Like this
was her plan when she met you at a discothech
in Russia many many years ago, and she wanted to
put that's why she willingly lived with you and your

(23:38):
parents for many months years when she moved to the
United States, right because she was trying to drive a wedge.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
Yes, she thought they seem normal on vacation, but then
she moved into that murder house and was like, oh
my God, help.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
Me get out of here. So Brandon is being annoying,
and Julia says, your parents make me stry. I never
want to stay at the farm ever. I don't want
to live in Betty's rules. She doesn't even want to
spend the night there at the farm. She's like, we
will It'll be like in those horror movies and they
trap you if you stay one night and then you're

(24:12):
trapped there, they lock you in and it's Texas chainsaw maatsucker.
So't I don't even want to go to the farm.
And Betty will get more controlling after the baby comes.
And the friends scared of Betty are like, I think
Betty should will be fine. She should know that's her mother.
She hass to know. And Julia is like, listen, if

(24:34):
he wants to spend time with them. That's fine. I
just don't want to talk to her. This is my pregnancy, Like,
I'm scared and I don't need the stress. He can
go over there. I'm not stopping him, and Nick goes,
Betty won't like this. Knowing Betty the way I do,
how well do you know Betty? Nick, He's like, Betty
won't like this. This is gonna be a problem. Well, no, duh,

(24:57):
everything's a problem with Betty. Betty, she doesn't like it.
Anything Julia does.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
It is going to be bad. I wonder if they
saw the Instagram announcement of the pregacy at the same
time we did.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
That is what will be bad. Yes, unless Betty pulls
a Matt's mom and is just so excited there's a
grand baby. That's the only hope that you have is
that they're so excited about the grand baby that they
are willing to forgive the fact that they weren't the
first to know. The second she peede on the stick, right,

(25:31):
But knowing them, they're petty. She's going to be upset.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
You know. Julia just had so many good points. She
was like, this is our baby, this is our family.
You know, them don't need to be involved.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
Yeah, them, don't need to be involved. Men's drives me crazy. No,
men's will control me. And Julia says, this baby and
our family have to come first now. And your parents
always want to be in the first spot, which is true,
and they've always been like they should come first over Julia.
Which your wife has to come first. That's just what

(26:04):
happens when you get married. And no one but God
ever tried to tell Brandon that, and he didn't listen
to God and or Moses whoever said it in the Bible.
So Nick says, Nick says, you need to compromise, and
you guys need to be on the same page about this,

(26:24):
and Brandon says, well, I'm done waiting. I'm not going
to wait anymore. And she's I'm telling my parents, and
Julia says, you can't, not without my permission, and he goes,
yes I can, Brandon.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
It'll be such a dick.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
Maybe they can find out, but that doesn't mean she
has to see them until she's ready, Like I.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
Think that's right. He could tell them, and it's like,
you know.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
Julia tell them the ready shopping for the baby.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
Well, but like she doesn't want you, They don't.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
Have she didn't. They don't have to get have No,
no one has access to you without your permission, even
if they are your in laws, especially if you're pregnant.
So if she does not want to give them access
to her, that's her boundary.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
Yeah, she could. You could tell them, but it'd be
like she doesn't want your advice. She doesn't want you
to come over. Yes, we're going to let you be
see the baby and be a part of the baby's lives,
but right now, because she's Hire's pregnancy, she doesn't want
the stress you two and your mullets at our house.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
Yeah, those mullets are stress inducing.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
They are. They are. There's a lot of upkeep.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
Okay or knowing none We don't know again unclear. It
might just happen that way.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
By the way, Bunkie Lindsay did come through with an
explanation of the guy with the feathered hair from the
the dateline that we did together, Eddie, Eddie, she thinks
that's his hair.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
I thought so too, Eddie.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
She said she thinks this is his hair and he definitely,
she said, he definite. He's his hot tools on it,
which he definitely feathers it back with the curling iron. Yeah,
and then he didn't wake up like that is her point.
No takes some time, Bunkie, lindsay, if I'm wrong on that,
let me know. Okay, let's go to the what do

(28:17):
you call him? The Pit six?

Speaker 2 (28:19):
Yeah, I don't know's it's.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
Really the the Florida four at this moment. But there's
two people used.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
The brains and left so questionable. Quad.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
That was good. That was a terrible laugh. I'm sorry,
I just came from nowhere. Okay. Elizabeth and Andre and
Jovi and Yara go to sit outside by a fire,
and Jovi's taking all the credit. He's like, you know,
I made this romantic thing for us, like I got
all this stuff, made the some wars. And at one
point Andre goes quit time to take off the credit
for this. Once you make this fire yourself, He's like,

(28:55):
all right, so they got all this stuff out for
some moors, and now he doesn't know how to make
us some more correctly. You know, for everybody out there,
you do not put the gram cracker and the chocolate
on the stick into the fire, because what will happen.
The chocolate will melt right into the fire. You'll have
a burned Grahm cracker. You only put the marshmallow into

(29:16):
the fire and only briefly, so it's just slightly toasty.

Speaker 2 (29:19):
I mean, some people might say you burn it to
a crisp. It's really personal preference. That's true.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
No, you definitely don't put on the chocolate or the
graham Cracker on the fire.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
Now, Yara, they're asking her and the talking head of you,
ever did you know about some moors? Because she's like, listen,
even I I don't even know about this. But Joby's
doing this morph's wrong. And he goes, what are you saying?
She goes, do you do this morph? And he goes,
you're saying morph?

Speaker 2 (29:49):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (29:49):
Is like that cartoon with the smorphs? You have that here?
This cartoon? He goes, the Smurfs. It's funny, guys, it's funny.
And so Andrea's I'm so glad, like we're right here together,
like those idiots are not here, and they're all like,
all right with the idiots. Okay, he did not that.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
He just started it off on that foot, and he
doesn't have to start it off like they could.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
Just talk about the sasquatch hunting. They don't have to
talk about Billy Lauren or.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
It's a shame Lauren and Alexi aren't here. They're missing out,
that's all. You don't call them idiots?

Speaker 1 (30:22):
Yeah, he goes, I'm so glad these idios are not
out here. You oh, we could all been friends. But
there's stuff going on with them all the time. And
your goes, yeah, you guys are the ones making the drama,
I think, and Jeffy goes, yeah, here's the thing. You're
making them out to be the bad guys and making
us try to think they're bad guys, but actually they're not. Like,

(30:43):
why do you guys, meaning Andre and Libby, why do
you guys need drama all the time? And you are goes,
why you need to be feisty all the time?

Speaker 2 (30:55):
He is feisty, but not in a fun way.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
No, because it doesn't have to be like that, Like
we could just not have drama. And Andre says to Jovi,
now you're trying to instigate shit. Well, Andre, you brought
it up by calling them idiots and they're not even there.
And Yara goes, we're not. We're not trying to instigate anything.
I just don't want to fight, and we like Lauren
and Alexi. So we're just like, we like you guys,

(31:18):
and we like them and we just don't want to fight.
And Andre says, last night, Andre says, oh, he says,
last night, all the shit was ripe. Everything was fine,
And Jovi says to Livy, but you came into our
room bashing her last night, and goes bashing. She goes, no,

(31:39):
I was just telling Yurope what was being said about
her so she could be cautious about Lauren. And then
you went and told Lauren, So how could I know?
So how can I know? As friends, if I tell
you something, you're not gonna go and run and tell
her the next day because you're in Miami. And so
maybe you two were trying to start the pot, and
so Laura's just looking at her like you're so stupid,

(32:01):
And then talking head Elizabeth goes, you know, now that
I'm thinking about it, maybe Jovie and Yara are the
common denominator because originally, and you keep pointing this out, kimberly,
originally Yara told me what Lauren said about my husband
and then told Lauren what I said to her in confidence.
So it seems they're good at being neutral but the

(32:22):
moment the shit hits the fan, they take a step
back and they pretend they had nothing to do with it.
That is true because Yara did start it by saying
at the dinner yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
And then be like I don't want trauma. I hate trauma.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
Yeah. And Elizabeth says to Yara and Jovie, whenever something happens,
you're in the middle of it, and Andre goes, yeah,
you're just playing the fucking double game over here. You
just played that double game. Like you pick sides, motherfucker,
you pick a side. You gotta choose. What the fuck
you're doing? And they're like, wait, why are you cursing
at us, Like what's happening?

Speaker 2 (32:54):
Why you sound like you're on the Sopranos or something.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
I do love when Andrea says you play a double game,
because he's starting to help to play both sides, because
he said this before, like you're playing the fucking double
game over here.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
The double game. It's like double Dutch.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
Yes, yes, and so Yar goes, I didn't even know,
Like why we fighting, and Jovi goes, oh, he meaning Andre,
he can't be around anybody an fight. He's a fucking
cancer to everybody. He's around. Now here's where I call bullshit.
This had to be fake because, as Jovie said, he
can't be around anybody and not fight. He's a fucking

(33:29):
cancer to everybody he's around. If that was said, and
this is a true conversation, Andre would have gotten up
and picked Jovi up and thrown him into a snowbank.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
Yeah. I do feel like that because that language is
not nice. Ants uh, Sandy said it on below Deck
one time she got a lot of hate. She called
somebody a cancer and that's not nice. And yeah, you're right,
and or Libby would have been like cancer had to

(34:00):
my dad had cancer. Yeah, yeah, you know, and yeah,
Andrake would have snapped Jov like a twig.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
So they just breezed right past us, and I was like,
right now.

Speaker 2 (34:10):
See you have me. He's edited out. Maybe they didn't.
I don't know why. They just went to edit out
that whole part then instead of their reaction to it
because it was so offensive.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
Yeah. So Andre says, again, you just playing the double
sides and you need to pick, and Yara goes, no,
we don't have to pick. We can be friends with everyone,
and a listen goes, I trusted you Yara, and Yara goes,
I'm not the one that went and told her that.
Jovie called her over and told her, and Andre goes,
oh wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on. So

(34:40):
Andre has now come up with a different thought in
the middle of this, Jovie is like, I mean, Yar's like,
I didn't even say it, it was Jovi. Andre was like, wait,
hold on, I have a point I wanted to make,
which is, hold on, are you not a dick to
your wife? You called her fu?

Speaker 2 (35:00):
Are we going back to the dick horrible person thing?
Body shaming?

Speaker 1 (35:04):
And like the three beats behind okay he took.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
Beats like three episodes, fine.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
Yeah, yeah, and he goes, aren't you a dick? You
called her fucking ugly and shit and goes, yeah, I agree,
that was awful, But that has nothing to do with
anything that we're talking about right now.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
It really doesn't.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
Now, Andre goes, so you're a dick to your wife.
Alice does a dick to his wife and we all
know it. So now what am I the dick for? Like, okay,
you just want to dick?

Speaker 2 (35:30):
You got so basically all your landing on is that
all three men are dicks to their wives, right, which
is fine. We can all agree on that.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
And all agree that's that's the thing that's going to
unify this country. Yeah, and they're talking to it together.
Yara says, Andre is a drama queen. He can't keep
his mouth shut. He's so dramatic and so aggressive. He's
like an animal. Seriously, and Joby says, yeah, we're not
the problem. Elizabeth instigated the conflict with Lauren, and now

(35:59):
she wants to blame you because Elizabeth's telling her you
know whatever, and she goes, I don't like this guy's
lighting the blame.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
He shares some of the blame of the instigating because
he did bring it.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
Up, which one Jovi joviy Yeah, yeah yeah. So Jovi goes,
so you went to a housewarming party being a dick,
and Elizabeth goes, Eh, housewarming party And Elizabeth goes, and
your friend there, No, their friend attacked my husband. And

(36:32):
Ya goes, I don't have a control over that, Like,
she could have better friends. I don't know what to
tell you on that, and Elizabeth goes, yeah, y'all could
have made her leave or something, and Joey goes, I agree,
Lauren needs better friends. But listen, everywhere you go, they
are problems that follow you. And then he says to Andrea.
He goes that you've had problems with Elizabeth's families. You've

(36:52):
had problems with them Lauren and Alexei, with her, with Yara,
and now with all of us. And Liza's like, hold
on and that. Now Andrea keeps trying to talk, like
Georgie was trying to talk earlier.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
But she is not not.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
Eliza goes, excuse me, you don't know anything about anything.
And he didn't cause any problems in my family. My
family had fucking issues with him since he got here,
and he just defended himself the entire way. And then
we made a decision to distance ourselves because they were
causing so many issues in our marriage. He didn't come
here with the chip on his shoulder. He was ready

(37:27):
to be a part of my family, and they didn't
give him the benefit of the doubt, and they thought
he was using me. And so Andrea's he keeps trying
to talk.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
She goes like, all like Americans think that people are
just trying to come here for a green card. Like
she goes into this diatribe about how narrow minded her
family is.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
And Americans in general, and Andrea, again two beats behind, goes,
no way, you fucking thought that about her family, like wait,
and it was just like I've already given my speech. Yeah,
and Elizaba goes, it's the same like your family thought
Yara was using you for a green cart. Americans just
have this idea. But no, maybe no one's using anybody.

(38:07):
Maybe we just love each other. So in the talking
head goes Jovie bringing up my family and he doesn't
even have the information. I feel like he's just trying
to point the finger now and now I think they
are the problem. So Andre says to them, I see
you now running sides to sides, and now you have
to choose. You have to choose what the fuck you're doing,

(38:28):
Like why did you fucking invite these people over here
to this thing over here? And Yara goes, we like
you guys, I mean I don't know about now.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
Where the show wanted us to hang out. That was hilarious. Yeah,
she goes, you guys, I mean maybe a little bit
less after this conversation.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
But and Andre says, and then you're running and you're
telling shit to Elizabeth. Elizabeth, let's go let's go, babe,
and Lisa goes, babe, god, and Ar goes, no, just
sit down and finish the conversation. And he goes, she's
running the double game. She's running the two games, babe,
and Yar says the best line of the episode, which

(39:06):
is are you sniffing glue or something? It was it's
so funny. So he's like, let's go, and she's like,
don't blah blah blah blah blah, and the talking head
Yard goes Elizabeth and Andre are a little bit of
the toxic, and Joey goes, they have a hard time
taking accountability, and I can see now how fast they

(39:27):
will just turn on us. And as they huff off,
Elizabeth says bye and says another word in another language,
and Joey goes, what'd she say? She goes, Oh, she
said bye, bitch. But she didn't say it like hey, bitch,
you're fun. She said it like in the mean way. Yeah,
I guess she said it.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
I thought it was some slang like that the teens
use because Elizabeth thinks she's really cool. I didn't know
that it was in another language. I just know it
was leaped out and I had no clue. I thought
it was with jo seven something else I didn't get, but.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
Jovi was like, what what what was that word? Like
he did he didn't understand what the ub was. And
it was and I've rewounded a couple of times and
it had something like a hard sound in it. So
I was like, oh, it must be like a Russian
or Ukrainian word for bitch, but not in the fun
way bad way. Yeah, and that's it. They walk off.
Now we're gonna go to Jasmine, Matt, Geno, Matilda, et cetera.

(40:30):
Two questions, two questions about them before we get into it.
Did you know buy a new house?

Speaker 2 (40:37):
What is this house? I don't know.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
He was in the townhouse. We saw it a million times.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
A million times.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
What is this home that was decorated nicely?

Speaker 2 (40:48):
No, it couldn't have been his, No explanation given. I honestly,
maybe he's house sitting for Dana and Michelle. Well, because
I don't know whose house this.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Is, Okay, if anybody knows the answer to this, we
are recording this way earlier than usual, so if it
has come out, somebody please send me a DM on it.
And then my number two point that I want to
make before you get started. Is on this episode, real
tears came out of Josmine's eyes. Really say what.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
I think she's a really good crier. And I don't
know if that's why I don't believe them, because she
cries all the time, but in they're crocodile tears. They're
fake tears, but they're real tears. She cries real tears.
I think she just has a lot of moisture in
her body. She's able to produce real tears a lot.
This is not the first time this has happened.

Speaker 1 (41:42):
What we see her a lot do the whole oh
like screaming. I cried about finding that lipstick of Gino's car.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
Okay, that one there were Yeah, there were no real
tears for that. But lately I feel like she's been
crying real tears or she's been using those drops. That's
as actors do. She okay, yeah, carry on, Okay, do
you want me to do Gino first or Jasmin and Matt.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
Let's do Gino firus and get it over with.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
Okay. So we're seeing quick cuts of around the house,
which another reason I don't think this is his house
because there's a weird little barrow full of dirt, like
Gino's not too gardening. What's like he.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
Doesn't only two months out of the year when it's nice.

Speaker 2 (42:24):
Yeah. And then there's a model of a ship, but
I think it was like a British ship.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
They kept showing that.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
Yeah, what does that mean? What does it mean? So
he's cutting a block of cheese with his readers down
on his nose again, just take him off if you're
not reading. I don't understand. He can't see the cheese.
He'll cut his finger off and he's like, oh, I
love fresh cheese. Yeah, I don't want no moldy cheese

(42:52):
or anything like that. I love fresh cheddar cheese. Was
he just talking about cheese to make us think of
jasmine sucking on his toe?

Speaker 1 (43:01):
He was just all talking. He just thinks he's funny.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
He's not h And then he opens up some like
slimy sausage thing in a role that was looked like
dog food. It looked like spam that had been shoved
into a giant casing.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
I was like, are you supposed to cook that?

Speaker 2 (43:18):
Verse?

Speaker 1 (43:18):
What are you doing?

Speaker 2 (43:19):
He just slices it and then and then and then
puts it on crackers. I love cheese and crackers. I've
been single for a long time and i've been eating
back to eating unhealthy. I've been eating my frozen dinners.
But I believe I'll meet somebody and then I'll eat
good food again. Well, you can only eat good food

(43:41):
when you have a lady cooking for you, and then yes,
your frozen dinners. Okay. And he's like, I'm gonna get
back out there, and those glasses are about to fall
off his nose. They're just at the very tip they're
gonna fall right. I wish I had my glasses. I
could just show you. They're right there. They're so like this, yes,

(44:06):
so so when.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
You look down, it's good. When you look up you
can still see.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
But thank he's talking to the camera.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
That's right at the end. I'm just trying to get
it right.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
At the producer goes, where is your divorce at? And
he goes, oh, divorce, that's a tricky topic, unfortunately.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
But I think he was making fun of the producer
saying where's your divorce at?

Speaker 2 (44:32):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (44:33):
Yeah, because it goes where's my divorce at?

Speaker 2 (44:36):
Yeah? Unfortunately I can't just get a divorce right away.
Would I like to? Yes? Then do it. You literally
could you actually could get a divorce right away. That
isn't what the lawyer told you. But I want to
make sure the immigration fraud that I filed takes effect.

(44:57):
So you've chosen vengeance over getting the quick divorce. So
it's a choice that you're making, not that you just
can't get a divorce.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
Correct.

Speaker 2 (45:07):
I hate that rule that now I could be the
father of this baby and I'm not the father. I
want to go to Congress and get that rule change.
Can you imagine him at Congress? He'd be like, yes,
miss aoc, I don't think it's fair that my whoreor

(45:29):
wife gets pregnant by the man that I said she
could sleep with, but there were rules and she was
there for too many hours. And in the great state
of Michigan, i'm the father when we all know I
couldn't sleep with her for a year because she was
mean to me. And even though she's acted this way

(45:52):
since I met her in Pianama, it's she frauded me
because I had no idea she was like this, even
though she's been like this.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
And so I would like all states to enact a law.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
Yes, okay, I want the president to deport her. Is
that how it works?

Speaker 1 (46:14):
Actually, yes, it is.

Speaker 2 (46:16):
Actually it's today's age.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
It is continue.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
And he goes, I have money that she shouldn't get
her hands on because she's a cheater, a liar, and
a hoe.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
And then he goes, six seven six seven, she's a hole,
she's a dang ho.

Speaker 2 (46:41):
And then we see him google top rated dating sites
with his little mouse that he's using top rated Google
or dating sites, and he goes, it's hard to meet
people around here because of my personality and the way
I dress.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
But brand new house that I don't own.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
And he's like, I'm going to google tips on creating
a dating profile. Oh okay, use a good picture. Don't
use sexual innuendo, he says, inuendo.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
And for lots of people on this show, it would
be hard not to use the innuendo.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
Yes, especially Darcy. She loves talking about that meat, gotta eat.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
That meat, and talking about menon on the other way,
I just want to have your sausage.

Speaker 2 (47:37):
Don't use innuendo. Be weird, that's not hard for me.
Be funny, if at all possible. Everybody likes humor. Okay, great,
good luck, you know, he says. I think my tagline
is gonna be loves to travel the world and no

(48:00):
sugar babies. What if I've been traveling the world to
get a sugar baby? Where have you gone besides Panama
to get a sugar baby and Brazil a Brazil to
get a sugar baby. And so he's like, I better
find a good photo, and he pulls up all of
the photos on his computer. He's like, oh, look, I

(48:20):
just happened to pull up this really old photo of
me shirtless with muscles, and look at that full head
of hair. You just wanted to show off that photo.
That photo is not at the top of your reel
on your camera, on your.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
I don't think you had a full head of hair
since he's been like seventeen, I was a whig. Yeah,
I don't think. I think he just styled it in
such a way. But now when we see his wedding
picture later, you're like, wow, that was like fifteen twenty
years ago and it was all the way out.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
Yeah. Yeah. Then Uncle Marco calls him, and Marco got
a text from somebody, but I feel like Uncle Marco
is better with technology than she is. And Marco got
a text from someone who said that Jasmine is on
her social media saying she had her baby. So Gino
looks at the photo and he stares at it for

(49:11):
way too long before he realizes line, I have a
line here. He goes, oh my god, she had her baby.
And Marco's like, does it say if it's a boy
or a girl? Why did they care? Why don't yeh
it says it's a girl, Matilda. Marco says, are you okay, kid?

(49:31):
I know you wanted to have a baby, but not
with that lady. I don't think he can't have wanted
a kid.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
No, I don't think he did either. He's what he
I don't think he ever, he's like fifty eight howl.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
Yeah, I don't. I don't think he have we ever
seen him interact with children, Like if I saw him
at a park with children, I would tell them to run.
I think I think somebody had been trafficked. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah,
I don't think he should be around children. So Gino goes, yeah,
I'm okay, uncle Marco. Karma's a bitch and she's gonna

(50:04):
get hers. And then I met rewatching this. He's wishing
he had said Karma's a bitch and so is Jasmine.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
But he didn't.

Speaker 2 (50:14):
And then Marco just goes, I gotta go, and he
hangs up, and I was like, what happened?

Speaker 1 (50:21):
Marco's probably like Jasmine's on the other line. She wants
me to be the godfather.

Speaker 2 (50:24):
Gotta go. I was like, did he have a bathroom
emergency or is he like on a date. Well, I
don't know what Marco's life is like, but he had
to go. He can'd to go. He can't talk to
Gino for more than two seconds. So Gino says, Jasmine
wasted four years of my life and I slept with

(50:47):
her one to one and a half of those years,
so I wasted some of my sperm too. He doesn't
say that part. He says, I could have been with
someone who loved me and I had a baby with them. Again,
you don't want a baby. I don't care about Jasmine's life.
I'm focused on my life, which is why every word

(51:09):
out of my mouth for the rest of this episode
is gonna be about Jasmine. Sure, he continuously says he
does not care, which is why you've dedicated your life
to revenge like you're Liam Neeson and taken. That is
how dedicated you are, but you don't care, You don't

(51:29):
care about her.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
Nope, doesn't care now.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
Uh. So then he googles how to avoid sugar babies,
which is a Google search. As he keeps talking about Jasmine,
she's gonna have to prove it was an immigration fraud
and she's gonna have to do an official interview and
good luck with that. We're gonna see how jolly she
is after that.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
Is she jolly normally?

Speaker 2 (51:55):
Is she Santa Claus? Yeah? She never I think she.
He's like, I see her with those happy pictures with Matt.
She's not going to be smiling after that immigration interview.
So then he goes to a clothing store. He's like,
I'm missing some buttons on these shirts. So he wants
this fancy clothing store to put new buttons on these shirts,

(52:19):
these like Panama shirts with the Hawaiian print. And his
pants are too big and so he wants them to
take them in. And I was like, why are you
there not a tailor? And then he says, and I
want some new clothes. Okay, now we're getting somewhere. Yeah,
so he said, which Jasmine has been begging him to do.

Speaker 1 (52:38):
For years since we first ever saw them together.

Speaker 2 (52:41):
Yeah, the mandals and the shorts and the sneakers with
the white sox. She hated it all. She's still willing.
She was still willing to have sex.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
With you, mandals.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
I love that she was willing to have sex with
that dressed with that.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
Yes, yes, she was actually loved him. She loved him,
she thought he was hot.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
So he tells the sales guy, I am recently single
and I want to look for something fancy so I
can start dating. My first question, does Gino know how
much things cost at this nice store?

Speaker 1 (53:14):
No? He absolutely he could buy a new pair of
pants for the amount of fabric he's getting taken out
of those giant pants he's got on. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (53:22):
Absolutely so. Also, why has he lost so much weight?
Because when we saw him with no shirt on, I
felt like he had gained weight. But whatever, Maybe he's
because he had no he's been eating too made cheese
and cracker boards.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
But no, the pants are just old timey pants.

Speaker 2 (53:38):
That are just they're just loose.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
They're completed, and they're very loose, like men's pants used
to be very like pleated and like.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
Tight up high up to your boobs, like Fred Mertz
from I Love not.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
That not that style, but even like just think about
like eighties and the style of pants. Even they're like
khaki pants, they just were Yeah, they were nor flowy,
like Dave has the pants like that, and I'm like,
we're not doing that anymore. But I love fleetd pants, Like, no,
we're not doing fleets in our pants anymore.

Speaker 2 (54:09):
It's over. So he says, I usually shop at the
Salvation Army. Again, this cheap as fuck guy. He doesn't
shop there because he like is on a strict budget,
or because he likes to find like cool thrift store finds,
or because he again is on a strict budget. He

(54:32):
like always shops there because he doesn't care about fashion.
An he's super cheap.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
So when he was dating that other girl that was
fake whatever her name was, and he was like, oh,
I'm over here at the Natalie Will and look at
this great selection. Of course at that time we were like,
where is that good Will? That does look like a
good selection.

Speaker 2 (54:52):
I did not love him trying on all those hats
in the bill, because that's lie. Yeah, So he's like,
I want to look like George Clooney or Richard Gear
and then he laughs hysterically.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
Good luck.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
That man's like, how much money because and how many
days snow?

Speaker 2 (55:13):
So the guy goes, so do you need these things
in a rush? And Gino goes, well, I'm on the
dating apps and I made a profile, but I haven't
landed a date yet. But I just want to be
ready to go when I do land a date, that
I can have some clothes. And so the guy's like, okay.
So the guy puts this like jacket on him and

(55:34):
Gino goes, it's not something I would normally wear. Isn't
that the whole point?

Speaker 1 (55:40):
Though?

Speaker 2 (55:40):
That was the whole point. And then we see Gino's
wedding photo for his first wedding. He some his face
is just getting I don't know, it's it's just not
a good photo. The eyes are way off, like not
where they should be. It's just not it's not attractive.

(56:03):
The lady whose faces blurred out looks nice and tolerant
from He just doesn't look great in that photo. It's
not a good photo.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
No, And maybe after that he looks like hats. Yeah,
maybe he starts to start wearing hats after that photo. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:18):
It wasn't the the hair, it was the face. Situation's face,
it's both, it's both. Uh. So he says, I met
her in the Brazil section of a dating site, and
then he laughs hysterically like it's the funniest thing ever.
And he goes, I guess I do have a type.
I like the wide hips and the big booty, and

(56:42):
maybe I care too much about looks.

Speaker 1 (56:45):
You think, yeah, that sounds.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
Maybe part of the problem is you're shooting outside of
your range given your face, situation, so and personality and
wealth and intelligence and all of it.

Speaker 1 (57:04):
So misogyny all the things.

Speaker 2 (57:06):
Yeah, all of it. So the salesman says, well, the
clothes should like change the way you feel and the
way you behave. And I thought, let's hope so, but
I doubt it. So Gino says, well, my last lady
she treated me horribly. She got pregnant with another guy.

(57:27):
Salesman is like, whoa, But he handles it so well.
He does a very quick recovery, and he's like, thank
you for telling me that, so that I can help
you find clothes.

Speaker 1 (57:40):
So that I can help you find some pants.

Speaker 2 (57:43):
That information will help me pick out pants that will
best suit you. I get. I'm here to help you
feel more confident. It sounds like you just need a
good dosa. Confidence.

Speaker 1 (57:55):
That's like, you need this is a nice dinner jacket
that will really who's yeah.

Speaker 2 (58:02):
The guy was trying. He was trying so hard to
be nice, and so they land on a jacket. Gino
is feeling himself. He's turning from side to side. Sharp,
I feel sharp, snatched. He doesn't say snatched. I wish
he had said snatched. He's like pointing at himself in
the mirror like he's a knight. At the Roxbury, she's

(58:22):
like so so cheesy, and the salesman's like, oh god,
this is a nice store, please calm down, and then
he goes, you do need pants though the jacket's great,
but you need pants. We got to keep empty hammer
in the nineties and Gino is like, what's the empty hammer?
Dance show me and the guy's like, no, sir, this

(58:44):
is a dignified store. I'm wearing a nice suit. Please
do not behave this way. It's like a pretty woman
when she goes to the store and they cheat her poorly.
Gino starts doing something that he thinks is the empty hammer,
which it's not. It was more like the Running Man
slash a skiing move like he's skiing or something.

Speaker 1 (59:04):
It was like her robus classes like scissor kicks.

Speaker 2 (59:08):
What does not mc hammer? What are you doing? And
the guy is so embarrassed and like we shouldn't have
allowed I'm going to just speak to the manager. We
should not have agreed to film a TV show in
this store.

Speaker 1 (59:20):
I don't care how much press we're getting, it's not
worth it.

Speaker 2 (59:23):
So Gino's like, I should have done this sooner, like
getting all snazzy and not worried about that k one
visa stuff. I feel great, like you could have found
a lady here, like I shouldn't have found some foreign lady,
and I could have found a guy here if I
was dressed. That's good. I don't know his point, and

(59:44):
then he says, but I'm still gonna put all my
effort into making sure she gets deported because she deserves it.

Speaker 1 (59:51):
He went from he went from a high high to
a lo low.

Speaker 2 (59:54):
Yeah, you feel so great about yourself that, but you're
still gonna bring her and her new baby be down. Okay.
So then at this point he sees that the jacket
is one thousand dollars and he says, oh boy, wow,
this jacket. Is that's a lot of money that's out
of my budget. Why did you bother the salesman? Then

(01:00:19):
you just wasted it, like an hour of this man's time. Yeah,
and he had to see you dance, and he had
to get close up to your gross breath, your salami
breath while he was fixing that jacket, and you're like,
he goes, I can't really afford that. Paying for the
divorce is my top priority. Being vengeful is more important

(01:00:42):
to me. So that is why I can't do the jacket.
I was so mad for this salesman that you couldn't
have looked at something in the store to see the
price range, to see that you could not afford it
before you tried it on and wasted this man's time.
This is why I hate Eugeno.

Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
I would say, give me, give me another jacket that's
not as expensive.

Speaker 2 (01:01:05):
Yeah, yeah, something is clearance? Is there clearance? You have
a Salvation Army section of this store. And the salesman goes,
that's all right, that's fine. It's fine that I wasted
all of this time on you and learned your entire
life story and had to see you mc hammer dance.

(01:01:26):
It's great. This was a great, not at all waste
of my time. It's fine. So then we move on
to Jazzmine and Matt. They're taking Matilda to meet his mom,
or Matilda his mom and sister we learn are coming
over there, and they're paying out outfits for her to wear,
and Jasmine is stressed because she's never had a mother
in law. They're all dead, which is kind of nice.

(01:01:48):
Not that I want them to be dead. It's just
nice that I don't have to deal with them.

Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
He's always honest. So then we see Matt feed the
baby and he says, she's two months old and I
love more than anything, but it is like twenty four
hour surveillance. Wait until she starts crawling. Right now, she's
just laying there. So he said, I've never been more tired,
but I know Jasmine is tired times four. She's a
real trooper. And he says, Jasmine, if you want to

(01:02:17):
make a good impression, don't curse in front of my mom.
And she's like, you're the real cursor and she's like,
what does your mom know? And he goes, well, I
told I did tell her about you and the baby.
After Matilda was born. She was heartbroken, and Jasmine says,
your mom doesn't know the real you. You were a
fuck boy. You were the Jim slut when I met you.

(01:02:38):
And he's like, no, I'm not. And so his mom.
He says, my mom knows that you believe in God,
and she was very excited about that. That was one
of the first questions. Yeah, she doesn't know that you're
still married. In fact, I told her that we are engaged.
And Jasmin is like, what fuck? Why can you not

(01:03:01):
stop lying? And Matt says, well, I told her that,
so she just leave us alone. And she goes, what,
I cannot believe you did that. You lied to her,
And he's like, fine, just tell her whatever, tell her
the truth. I don't care. I'm so tired. And she's like,
now I have to tell her the truth. He's like, fine,
I'll tell her whatever. Mom like he's such a pouty

(01:03:22):
child when he gets called on anything.

Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
She's like, you're the one that lied. Yeah, you're the
one that lied.

Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
And I think he's tired too, because he keeps like
but he always acts like this. Why is he always
so tired for a man that works out so much
and is in his thirties. He is always about to
fall asleep, like a teenager who is high. Like he
is at the lawyer's office. He was yawning. He's like
always bored and half asleep.

Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
Well, he's like, maybe maybe he's just a yawner like me.
But yeah, I don't know why he's so tired. Maybe
he needs to get his levels checked.

Speaker 2 (01:03:54):
Yeah, seriously. So Jasmine is nervous, her stomach is gurgling.
Wish I could have pooped, but I couldn't poop before
she came in there, and Matt goes, it's too late now. Yeah,
so they're at the pooping level of the relationship where
they can talk about pooping.

Speaker 1 (01:04:10):
I think is always at the pooping level.

Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
Pooping. She's a oh, she loves That was her favorite
part of the Geno relationship, that they could talk about
weird stuff and body functions. So Matt's lovely sister and
adorable mom arrive. They both seem so nice. They're hugging Matt,
they're hugging Jasmine, They're so happy to see the baby.
He's like, don't kiss the baby. We don't want her

(01:04:33):
to be sick. I was the mom sick? Or do
they just I know you're not supposed to because of germs, herpies.
I know you're not supposed I know, but.

Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
To have your mom to tell your mom not to
kiss her new grandchild is in my mind. I was like,
maybe they've already met the baby and so they're just
doing this as like a redo. Yes, surely you wouldn't
say to the grandmother, don't kiss the baby, because.

Speaker 2 (01:04:55):
Well, I think it was on Seeking or Surviving Sister
Wives they were talking about it. I feel like Cody
and Robin went over and were kissing the baby and
like someone had a cold sore, and like they were
really grossed out that how you're not And then they said,
you're not supposed to let newborns be kissed by anybody
because well that's so true, so many germs. And I

(01:05:17):
was like, oh, I didn't know that. I don't know,
but I think that.

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
Like he didn't seem very nice to his mother. I
guess that's what it was.

Speaker 2 (01:05:23):
Yeah, it wasn't very The mom took it well, but
he was like, get out of here, dirty mouth, mom,
I can't kiss your grandchild. But it's probably smart. I
like that he's being protective of the baby though, because
before he couldn't have cared less because she was a girl.
So now he's at least like, I know she's a girl,

(01:05:44):
but I don't want her to get sick. So I mean,
i'd want her to get less sick if she was
a boy, because then she'd have to be outside and
running and doing sports and important things. Of course, they
are even happy to meet Coco. They couldn't seem nicer.

Speaker 1 (01:05:58):
They were great.

Speaker 2 (01:05:59):
They Coco jump all over him. So mom says, I
did get a little upset because I think that they
should have gotten married first. But what's done is done.
And God accepts me as a sinner and will accept
Jasmine too as a sinner. Yeah, yeah, we're all sinners.
So everybody is all smiles and they're like, did you

(01:06:21):
Jasmine says, you know, we named the baby's middle name
after you, after the mom, which was a good kiss
up move.

Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
That's always smart.

Speaker 2 (01:06:30):
And she's like, oh, I know, I can't believe it.
And they just can't stop laughing at Matt being a
father because he's so immature. Essentially, they both say he
is a child. I never thought he would have children.
He's an immature, spoiled brat and we hate him, but
we love him, and we can't believe he's a dad,
and we're just can't he's he's shaking holding that baby

(01:06:52):
and like changing diaper. We just can't believe it. So
but she's like, I'm so happy. Kind of she's conflicted.
The mom is conflicted, but she's mostly happy. And then
she holds the baby and Jasmine is like, these people
are so nice. I can't believe how Matt made me
think they were going to be monsters. And I can't
believe he lied to this nice old lady. Also, she

(01:07:15):
seems to be like fifty five years old. She's not
that old, but they keep talking about her like she's
gonna die any second. And they're like, I can't believe
she lied to the sweet, old, decrepit grandma who looks
very young. And Jasmine's like, I can't believe. We have
to break her heart and tell her that we're not engaged.
So then Jasmine and the mom start cooking together, and

(01:07:35):
the mom says, yeah, I was happy about the baby
and so happy that you're engaged, because I don't like
sexual immorality, and Jasmine goes, oh, oh, yes, yes, yes,
I agree. If people are doing things. They have to
be serious.

Speaker 1 (01:07:56):
But however, I am sexually immoral because here we are.

Speaker 2 (01:08:01):
Yeah, if you've seen the show, I did suck on
my husband's toes a lot and I peed on him
in a jacuzzi, my husband that I'm still married to,
and I'm knocked up with your It's fine.

Speaker 1 (01:08:15):
Dude though, because she said it was polina, but it
was okay.

Speaker 2 (01:08:18):
So this is where we actually see the food. So
she's made something that looks like white soup. It looks
like extremely watery. It's just like milk or like maybe
oatmeal that you've put way too much. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
she says it's polenta. They start eating it and it's

(01:08:40):
just dribbling down, just it's and the mom goes.

Speaker 1 (01:08:43):
It's good.

Speaker 2 (01:08:44):
She just put too much water in it. But it's good,
and they all go, hmm, thank you, it's so nice.
And mac O's I just don't I don't want to
film fill up on this. It's really good, though. No
one eats more than one sip and then put their
spoons down they're done.

Speaker 1 (01:09:02):
I was like, listen, I was like, I'm no vegan,
but that didn't look like polenta to me.

Speaker 2 (01:09:08):
It looked like coconut milk. It looked nasty. That's not
that's not polenta. There's no way that is. I don't
know what that was supposed.

Speaker 1 (01:09:17):
They were like, it's like porridge.

Speaker 2 (01:09:20):
Yeah, but it wasn't even like porridge. It wasn't thick
at all.

Speaker 1 (01:09:23):
It was like literally, she probably like threw that pan
across the florist and as they left, Matt.

Speaker 2 (01:09:31):
So they give her a present, which is a cross
necklace because religion, but it has Matilda's name engraved on it. It's
very sweet, and Jasmine like almost starts crying and she's like, Okay,
we really need to tell you, Matt. Don't you have
something to tell them? And Matt says, mom, I lied

(01:09:52):
about us being engaged. Jasmine is still married. She's getting
a divorce. Jasmine says, I married some one after being
with them for five years. It was a serious relationship.
I'm not a whore. I swear like I was really
with him, and I threw a toothbrush and everything, and
that's how I came to this country. But the marriage
did not work, and now I'm with Matt. And it

(01:10:15):
was all consecutive things that happened, not concurrently is what
I'm trying to phrase it. So it makes it sound
like I married him, the marriage didn't work out, and
now I'm with Matt, and then I got and then
that's what I'm trying to lead you to believe.

Speaker 1 (01:10:32):
Don't try to LC and search my name to know
the show that I was on with my husband.

Speaker 2 (01:10:37):
Yeah, God, yeah, called open marriage in the Desert or
last Restort. And mom said, starts crying. It's it's I'm
very disappointed at you. But what do I do? I
have to give it up to God and pray for
you and your soul. And the sister says, is the
divorce like happening? Where are you with that? And she says, well, no,

(01:11:01):
it's totally happening. I have a lawyer. But it is
a little tricky because legally the father of the baby
is not Matt. My husband has legal rights over Matilda,
so he could take her. She makes it sound like
he could just kidnap her, like away from the mother.

Speaker 1 (01:11:17):
Yeah, just everybody bar the door because it's gonna be
here at three zoo one and then it Yeah, it
doesn't wor your baby.

Speaker 2 (01:11:24):
Yeah, he doesn't want the baby, but we have to
prove that Matt is the father, and the sister goes,
so you could, like, I'm not saying you would, but
you could cut Matt out completely because he has no
legal rights, and she's like, yeah, I guess I could.
I never thought about it that way. You better be
nice to me, Matt. And the mom says, my heart

(01:11:46):
is crying for my son and for you too, Jasmine.
It's just I don't know you as well.

Speaker 1 (01:11:52):
And also this polina is terrible, but go ahead. Also,
and now we're not.

Speaker 2 (01:11:56):
A good cook, and I'm worried my son will starve.
And are you feeding this baby? Was this breast milk
you fed us? Because that's what it looked like. It
looks like they were spooning up breast milk. So she's like.
The mom says, I want my kids and my friends
to be saved and to go to heaven, not to hell,
and I'm worried that's what's gonna happen. And the mom

(01:12:18):
and the sisters say they feel deceived and they don't
know why they lied about being engaged. And I was like,
you raised this idiot who lies to you. Maybe look
at that. Is Matt just a liar by nature? Or
did you raise him with such religious trauma that he
feels like he has to lie to you and is
scared to tell you about his life right because you

(01:12:41):
would be so critical because of the religion. Or is
he just a liar? They're both. Either one could be true.
We don't know. But that night, Jasmine and Matt go
to sit by the pool and Jasmine says, I feel
so bad about lying to your mom and she was
and he goes why. She goes, your sweet old mom

(01:13:02):
was crying again. She's like fifty five, yeah, and she
was crying and he goes, oh, yeah, yeah, I mean,
I don't like seeing my mom cry. But you know,
this isn't what I thought having a kid would go
be like. And she's like, oh, I'm sorry, and he's like,
it's fine. I made my own choices and life is
unexpected and I went, don't regret anything. I love Maddie

(01:13:22):
and I love this, and Jasmine says, I always feel
like you were hiding me, but now we have each
other and we're not in this alone. We have each
other's back. And he says, I mean, I don't know
if you're going to leave me or if we're going
to annoy each other for the rest of our lives.
But you know, I don't want you to think, Mama,
that I'm a joke or that I'm wasting time.

Speaker 1 (01:13:42):
Mama.

Speaker 2 (01:13:43):
He's brought back the mama with the Mama. I don't
have a ring, Mama, but I want to get down
on one knee and I have this stupid string and
I want to tell you taamo, Mama. I love you TEAMO.
I've learned TEAMO and I love you. You're so strong,
You're a great mother. I'm gonna take care of you.
I'm gonna love you right. It's like he's Elvis or something.

(01:14:07):
I'm gonna love you right.

Speaker 1 (01:14:08):
I can't have que cards behind him. It's so cheesy,
you know.

Speaker 2 (01:14:11):
Yeah, with this string, will you marry me? And I'm
not rushing you because you're still married.

Speaker 1 (01:14:18):
So this is what She was actually crying, full on.

Speaker 2 (01:14:22):
Crying, and he's like, I'm not rushing you because again,
you're still married. So we literally cannot rush into this.
And she cries and she's like, I love you so
much and if I ever heal that part of me
and I'm ready to get married again. I wanted to
be you, but right now I don't know I don't
trust people. I'm scared because of what Gino did to me.

(01:14:46):
And Matt tells us this is getting real tiring because
she keeps pushing me away and I keep trying to
prove how much I love her, and she I would
never push her away, like she says, she's scared of
getting pushed away. But she pushes me away all the time,
and it gets old and she goes, and then he goes, Damn,

(01:15:08):
how do you accept a ring from Gino? And I
have to work this hard to put a string on
your finger? That sucks? And I was like, well, maybe
if you had a ring, she would have said yes.
And maybe that's true Spring she's a little materialist, materialistic. Yeah, yeah,
maybe the fact that it's a string and not a
ring is what did it. So he's just very bummed,

(01:15:32):
and uh, that's where we end. Also, when you feel
like you proposed just because my mom got so pissed
that we're not engaged, and I lied about being engaged,
so now I'm engaged. I'm asking you to marry me
for real. I wouldn't really feel like that was I
ice proposal.

Speaker 1 (01:15:49):
I think it would be more like, let's have a
serious conversation about this and you know, when you are
done with this Geno thing and it is finally done,
I do I do want to talk about getting engaged.
I do want to talk about getting married, like that
is what I want, you know. I know right now
you're embroiled in this thing with Gino, and but one
day it'll be over and then maybe we could talk. Yeah,
I would have been a better conversation than to be

(01:16:10):
like with this string I they propose or whatever he
was trying.

Speaker 2 (01:16:13):
So we both don't go to hell, according to my mom.

Speaker 1 (01:16:16):
According to my mom. But I mean, obviously they're committed
to each other. They live together and they have a baby.

Speaker 2 (01:16:21):
Yeah, but I don't know if she's ever really admitted
that she's into him romantically. She's into him sexually, but
like every time he's like, I'm in love with you,
she always says I love you m hm. But like,
and I think she loves him, like as the father
of her child. But I don't know if she's in
love with him, she will won't even let herself do

(01:16:44):
that because of Gino, or she's just not into him.
She sees how dumb he is.

Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
Well, I don't think that's the case, but I mean
on Instagram now it's all about like, this is the
love of my life, this is my best friend, this is.

Speaker 2 (01:16:59):
And I've also seen posts where she's been like I'm
so devastated that the love of my life broke my
heart about Gino. And then Matt wrote in the comments, Mama,
it hurts so much when I see posts like this
because I've given you my all and you won't accept it.
Like he'll put it, He'll put it in the comments.

Speaker 1 (01:17:17):
And then people and are they but are they sitting
there and you're like, yeah, she's like that's what I'm
gonna do. Okay, so I'm gonna do this and give
it ten minutes and then you write this and let's
get it going and then internet.

Speaker 2 (01:17:27):
Yeah, and then people in the comments. It's like he's
fishing because people in the comments are like, we're rooting
for you, Matt. You seem like a great guy, and
you's like, thanks, thanks, I'm getting my heart broken over here.
Like are you really just airing out your public laundry
or is this all for impressions?

Speaker 1 (01:17:45):
All for impressions is the answer? Yeah, that's the answer.
Solved it, everybody. We are done and make sure you're
also listening to our coverage just seeking Sister Wife that
is over on the ten dollars level of Prime along
with Keisha and I did the Lovestwind reunion last week
and this week on the show. I've got Jolenta Greenberg

(01:18:09):
coming on to Chat Pop and Bravo this week, and
I'm gonna have a bonus episode this week, which is
an interview with Meghan O'Brien who owns the company Ring
My Bell b e ll E. And it is like
a makeup, hair free tan on call situation, and she's
going to be at Bravo Con and she has got

(01:18:31):
some of the housewives are investors in her company, and
she's got a whole thing running and we'll talk about
it on Thursday, but it's this whole thing running at
Brava Con where you can go and get a selfie
with your favorite housewife. Used to have to book with
Ring My Bell and Ring My Bell is going to
do my makeup one night at Bravo Con. Yes, I'm
gonna have to have I'm gonna have to get my
face on. As my mother would say, she got to

(01:18:53):
put your face on for I got to put my
face on so that's gonna be fun this week, and
starting November nineteenth, Kisha and I will be covering Welcome
to Platform, season one, episode one, starting from the beginning,
so we will all have that to look forward to.
Just raging out on the daily raging out, Oh my gosh,
and don't forget that Kisha and I are covering sixty

(01:19:15):
Days in Over on the free feed mug Shoppy. It
is all thanks to Kimberly. You turned us onto.

Speaker 2 (01:19:21):
It, really enjoying your coverage.

Speaker 1 (01:19:24):
We're into it. We're into it. We didn't think we
would loving it.

Speaker 2 (01:19:28):
I was laughing out loud.

Speaker 1 (01:19:29):
Yeah, yeah, you guys go over and look on Hulu.
You can also find it on the A and E app,
which is free. But Hulu you can just search for
sixty days in season four and start there and you
can you can zip through. We're only on to episode
four now, so you can zip through and get caught up.
It's it's worth it, It's worth it.

Speaker 2 (01:19:44):
Or just listen to them because they're doing a good
job explaining.

Speaker 1 (01:19:47):
You try just listen to our recaps and everybody make
sure you're following Kimberly and Katie over on a date
with dateline. Their Instagram is at date dateline. You can
find out what's going on there. You guys have a
new episod. So this week.

Speaker 2 (01:20:02):
I we will tonight's episode. Well, we're recording this early.
Well I don't know when this is coming.

Speaker 1 (01:20:07):
Out, so this will come out on Tuesday, and so
your episode will come out Wednesday.

Speaker 2 (01:20:13):
Correct, And it will be the episode from Friday, which
I haven't watched yet, because we're recording this Friday during
the day October thirty, Halloween, the night of Halloween. Yes,
we're gonna come boo.

Speaker 1 (01:20:28):
Yeah. My husband just sent me a little lot of
TEXTA said he and the dogs were downstairs waiting for
the first trick or treaders. And he might be waiting
a long time because, as you know, nobody comes on
our streets all but I know you're going to do
trick or treating with your brother tonight to watch the
people in their neighborhood. So please take good pictures. If
you see some good costumes.

Speaker 2 (01:20:46):
Oh, I'm hoping to see something clever. Yeah, I love clever.

Speaker 1 (01:20:50):
Clever. Yeah, some of the kids out there a pretty smart.
If you say, how many kids are you going to
see with shirts to say six to seven.

Speaker 2 (01:20:58):
Well, I just still don't really totally understand. And I
did not know that this hand gesture went along with
it because when I gave it a bing, the hand
gesture didn't come up. They just tried to explain to
me what it meant, and I still didn't really get it.

Speaker 1 (01:21:11):
The first kid that ever did it at a basketball game.
There was like a kiss cam kind of thing on
this kid at a basketball game and he just blurted
out six seven like this, like ah.

Speaker 2 (01:21:23):
And I thought it was a song that or.

Speaker 1 (01:21:26):
This turned into that turned into this. It's a big circle.

Speaker 2 (01:21:29):
Okay, okay, mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (01:21:32):
I can't explain it. I can call my daughter, Okay, everybody,
gibbity toilet. Nope, all right, talk to you first. Oh nope.

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