November 11, 2025 • 54 mins
This is part one of a two-part episode.
On Part One of the NO LIMITS TELL ALL - the couples all go to a shared house to fight and bond. Jovi and Andrei fight and then make up (for now). Darcey displays her melons. Kara is on the wrong side of Gino/Jasmine for the most part. Loren and Alexi successfully ignore Libby and Andrei. Jasmine puts her dirty underwear in Gino's bag. She's matured! At the Tell All, Shaun announces Tigerlily and Adnan will not be attending (Who?). Julia cries and then Darcey cries - and this was just the introduction. Gino, Matt, Jasmine and his family have a fight. Natalie shows up (Who?). And then the Floridiots get into it and Loren screams at Elizabeth and Andrei and we love to see it!
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On Part One of the NO LIMITS TELL ALL - the couples all go to a shared house to fight and bond. Jovi and Andrei fight and then make up (for now). Darcey displays her melons. Kara is on the wrong side of Gino/Jasmine for the most part. Loren and Alexi successfully ignore Libby and Andrei. Jasmine puts her dirty underwear in Gino's bag. She's matured! At the Tell All, Shaun announces Tigerlily and Adnan will not be attending (Who?). Julia cries and then Darcey cries - and this was just the introduction. Gino, Matt, Jasmine and his family have a fight. Natalie shows up (Who?). And then the Floridiots get into it and Loren screams at Elizabeth and Andrei and we love to see it!
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Speaker 1 (00:12):
Hey, y'all. This ninety Day Happily ever After episode was
so big we had to break it into two parts.
So this is part one and part two is already
in your feed. Thanks for listening. Hey, everybody, welcome to
Pink Shade. It's TLC Tuesday. I've got Kimberly here to
talk about ninety day fiance Happily ever after All, Happily
(00:34):
ever After? Tell all, no limits Part one?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
No limits? No have there been limits before?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Good? Great question. I almost said happily ever after All
because I was reading too fast. Yeah, you guys, it
is Tuesday, November eleventh. We were recording this early before
I had to fingers crossed La and Vegas. And hopefully
if you're hearing this on Tuesday, November, I love it. Uh,
(01:06):
Kimberly and I will have be seeing each other in person. Yay.
That's the goal. That's the goal. Yay yay. But we're
not recording this in person because that's hard. Recording in
person is hard. I don't know how people do it. It's confusing,
you know, it's weird. It's the crack, it's the microphone.
I don't understand. It's got to be a certain kind
of microphone. Yeah, certain kind of headphone.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Plus then you have to put on pants, and it's
the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I am wearing the same pants that I wore yesterday
that I also wore this morning to get my back injection.
So that's fine. These pants have scendes and things. So
I have all these people at the tella. Well, this
is a long, chalk full episode, so let's get started.
At some point here, I'm going to have to drink
some tea.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Yeah, this is a marathon. This is like going to war.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
It people.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
We'll come back from this and be like the horse.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
The horrors that I had to see in that pool.
But the boobs, so many boobs. The thing is, though,
normally on these HIA episodes, you know, we split it
up and so it is a two hour episode. So
it is the hardest of all the things that we do.
This is the hardest except for the beginning of Love
(02:21):
Is Mind is usually really hard because we don't know
anybody and they present like sixteen people to you. But
of all the recaps, the two hour ones in a
ninety day Universe are very hard. Yeah, and this but
you could go through it because I'm like, I have
half the couples. You have half the couples and in
a ten minute scene, three things might be important, you.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Know, right, But at the tell all everything this this
my fingers were getting tired. And the hour that I
covered or the forty five minutes, yeah, took like three hours.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
It wastes on. I watched it and then I was like, oh,
here's a good breaking point for Kimberly has like maybe
this next part will be easier of it. No, it
was just as hard, just as hard. So let's get started.
So we see Jovi and Yora are driving up to
this house because they're going to do this live in
the house thing, which last time we thought we would
hate what we loved.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
I did not love it last time. This time I
loved it. I hated it.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
I loved how Emily was always running around corner shining
at the tea.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Emily saved it last time. This was that I was
actually entertaining for me. It was something about the mix
of couples that I was here for.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
And you know, I really had high hopes for a calmer,
more level headed Gino and Jasmine because they are coming
to the end of their run. And I do think
ninety percent of it has been fake, so but we
didn't get it. Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
She even says I am a different person. I am
not that what mean before who was not able to
emotionally regulate myself? And I was like, I self awareness,
but also you still cannot emotionally regularly?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Also not true. So Jovie and Yarr are driving up
and she's like, how are we gonna live with these
people in the house over here? And Yara says, you know,
Jasmine had a baby with Matt and people feel sorry
for Gino, but what the fuck? Like he brought her here?
And he goes, you're team Jasmine. You're so team Jasmine
(04:24):
and she goes, no, I'm not, which is wild to
me that more people aren't team Jasmine here.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
I was shocked at the split and I was almost
keeping score because I was like that way they said
that made me think they are team Gino. And then
I was like, oh, I hate them. But then in
the next scene I was like, oh, maybe they are
team Jasmine. Maybe I like them again, But why am
I team Jasmine? She's terrible, she is terrible, she's a
(04:55):
narcissist and she's terrible, But Gino is worse.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
I think in this season.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
So yeah, it's I'm picking between Hitler and Mussolini or
something like. It's very hard to pick.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Well, that's quite a comparison, so I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Speaking of speaking to.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Be better, speaking of it is speaking of Hitler. It
is announced that Tiger Lillian add On will not be here.
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In the most awkward way that it's in my part,
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on this. So they arrive at the house. She pushes
him in the pool. But you know, you know Joe,
he's always got a swimsuit on and always got a rub.
He's ready to go. He didn't care.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Yeah, so he's like, is this a grotto? Are we
all gonna have sex?
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Yes, He's so excited he didn't care if he messes
up his hair because he couldn't make it worse. So
Georgie and Darcy are like, we're excited to go, and
they're like, yeah, yeah, it's gonna be fun if we're together.
We always have fun together. Like do you not when okay? Okay,
footage not found? Roll the tape. Oh there's not any okay,
(07:44):
so I'm talking d Darcy goes, Yeah, we're in a
good spot. But you know, he did drop the bomb
on me that he wants kids, and I'm very nervous, unsure,
and I'm hoping some of the other couples will help
us find a way forward.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
How No, they're not therapists and you're not on medication,
and that's the only thing that could solve this. Also,
why is she why do I can't he goes, I'm
excited to meet all the other couples, it'll be fun.
And she's like, are you gonna have fun with me?
And he's like, oh, it's have fun. It's exhausting.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
I know, it is exhausting. It is. She just needs
a slight like just like a little like it's like
a little zapfr to stop her before she does it. Yeah. Yeah,
So Jovi and Yara hide and then they jump out
and scare Darcy and Georgie, and Darcy screams, I mean,
(08:42):
we would expect nothing less, like somebody came after her
with a knife.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
She acts me, she's not in a haunted house.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Calm down. But they say they're excited to see each other,
and they go yo, and we're not excited to see
Elizabeth and Andre and she called him, she called him,
she called she called him a bitch.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
No, she called her a bitch.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
She called her a bitch.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Called Yara a bitch in a different language, in Russian
or something, but I wrote.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
She called him a bitch. That was wrong. So Jovie goes,
I'm gonna tell you something. All I know is right
now they're downstairs as a bartender. There's a bartender downstairs.
And then Darcy goes, oh, yeah, we'll go down there.
We'll change, We'll go down there. Yeah, you need to
go send effects. You just send effects. Georgia goes, goes,
and Joey goes, you're trying to send a fax. What
are you talking about? And she goes, that means go
number two. He said in the car he had to
(09:35):
go number two.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
See, now that is funny and that maybe they do
have fun together and we just have never seen it.
They have code names for pooping. I love it.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
I gotta send a fax. I mean, yeah, send an
email might be a little more updated. But yeah, how
about like I got to text my grandma, like something
that would like wouldn't happen but would be okay. Yeah,
we've got too much to talk about to discuss how
they're wrong. Julia and Brandon arrive and they say they're
not going to tell anyone about the pregnancy. But she's
(10:05):
six months pregnant. She's going to dress on with like
a belt around the waist.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
I know she loves showing off that she doesn't look pregnant.
She could have been on one of those I didn't
know I was pregnant shows where people are just shocked
and I say, it's people like that that give birth
and didn't know because you can't tell it all. Her
boobs are bigger.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Her boobs are huge. And I also wonder if they
did their photo shoot on the beach somewhere and they
had it all ready to go, you know, when the
reunion was filming, because when the Rini was filming is
when they tell Bettie and Rock.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Yeah, which is the worst idea I've ever heard. Let's
tell them on TV. Unless this is all fake again,
I'm hoping it is.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Yeah. So Jasmine is saying this is she's riding up
and she says, this is her first time away from
Matilda since she's had her three months. But I mean,
I think Medeville was at the hotel. She has no
idea if Gino is going to be there or not. Well,
of course he is. He wants a paycheck, and she says,
Gino will need to understand that I'm no longer the
(11:14):
broken person who can't regulate her emotions.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Okay, but it's not found again.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Roll the tape. So she's talking to production and a
car drives up. She's like, oh my god, oh my god,
but it's not Gino, it's Ghieramo. She almost cries and
she's like, oh my god, I thought you were Gina.
She runs up and he goes, he doesn't know her.
I thought, well, maybe they've met, but no, he goes,
I'm Giirmo.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
No, and he goes, I'll get the hat.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Yeah. He goes, oh you thought it was Gina. Let
me get the hat. It's funny, that's hilarious. I love
him so much, I know, and I'm really against Kara
on this episode. Oh yeah, yeah, Now maybe she lost me.
She but she lost me, And you know, I've liked
her my Virginia.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
I have defended her against the people I read it.
I mean, I haven't written in the comments, but in
my head I've had fights with them.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
But I downvoted their comment.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
I downvoted the comments.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
So outside, Georgie and Darcy and Brandon and Julia are
talking and Girma walks up and Jasmine runs up and goes,
I'm here. And as they walk up, they're like WHOA
hot couple alert whoa and Jasmine goes open marriage. Second part.
I was like, you she could.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Laugh at herself. This is the Jasmine we love at
the tellows she can laugh at herself and she's a
girl's girl, and she'll defend other girls.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
It totally.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
When things are on her and she feels attacked and
she gets super defensive and loses her temper, that's when
she loses you. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Oh, I'm pouring some honey into my tea. Here we go.
This is honey from my sister's bees, and my sister
I meet her husband's bees because she won't get near
the bees. Okay, sorry, it's just I was just a
little play by play. Okay, So Guiermo says, Yeah, Kara
(13:06):
and I are still separated. We're definitely not going to
share a bed like you know. I'm definitely not so
because they have the couples in rooms together. Right. Elizabeth
and Andrea arrive, and she says, since Lake Placid, I
have not spoken to or seen Lauren and Alexei or
Yara or Jovi. So that means it wasn't in the
(13:27):
time that I saw them altogether, because she would have
seen them and spoken to them at that time. Right.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Also, I'm glad Yara and Jovi have seen the light
and picked the better couple again, not a great couple,
but better between it's the Hitler and Mussolini again, but.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Well, let's don't get into that, okay.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Also, take a shot every time Libby says my husband
in that really braggy, condescending way where she thinks it's
so special that she has a husband and just call
him by his name.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Take a shot every time you almost see Darcy's arial.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
I mean I think I see it the whole time.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
So Kara arrives and outside, Yara is saying like, yeah,
I'm good with Lauren and Alexi, like I'm fine with them,
but not with Libby and Andre because they blame us
for everything and they say we play the double side,
but we don't. We don't. I just don't like the drama. Listen,
once they start to break this down, Ya is going
(14:30):
to have to understand that, in a way, she did
start this, you know. So Julia says, I'm worried that
Brandon and I are the only ones that saw what
happened with Jasmine and Gino because they were at the
last resort with them, and I always told Jasmine this
open marriage is bullshit, Like this open marriage is complete bullshit,
(14:52):
And Joey goes, yeah, and I think before the last
resort she was in a relationship with that guy and
Georgia goes, do you think she really loved Gino? Your goes,
she loves him as a green card, as a green card,
and Jovi says, no, I think maybe she pretty much
loves him like a father, and Georgie says, yeah, yeah,
and then Georgie says she played him dirty, so everybody
(15:14):
here is team Gino.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Also, they're talking shit about Jasmine and she's like at
the other end of the pool, right like she's right there.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
It's so Darcy says, well, I will be interested to
hear and see what Matt thinks. I'll be interested to
hear Matt's opinion, and Jovi goes, uh, what he thinks
is he got to fuck a hot latina and get
her pregnant. That's what he thinks.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Yeah, Matt doesn't think a lot. Matt doesn't have a
lot of brain stuff going on.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
And Julia says, them say it was an accident, and
Georgie says, girls will say just in me, you know that,
And that's what girls say. Girls just say it's fine
in the moment, just in me. You know how many
girls you say that to me? And Georgie goes, you know,
maybe it's like a turn on for the guy, but no,
and Doarcy goes, huh, yeah, you never said that to me,
(16:10):
never said that to me, because over the Hill can't
have kids. Yeah, fifty fifty snatched, you can't can't have kids, Yeah,
met of us. But it's funny that, you know, George
is getting a few drinks and I'm getting a little loose,
and he's like, girls will just say peep, it'd be
oh they try to, and Joey's like, hell yeah, bitches
be gross, am I right? Yeah? And she's trying to
(16:31):
trap you, right yeah, so sorry, my son is facetiming me.
Let me hit decline, Okay, Lauren and Alexei arrive.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
She looks great, Yeah, she looks amazing. She looked the best.
They did a thing where all of them were getting
dressed and doing that thing where you hit the camera
oh h, and it showed all of their looks before
and when they're fully dressed, and she she looks the best.
(17:05):
When you see him all in a row, it's like.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Yeaheah, she looks the best for sure.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
As you noticed, who is dressed like way too casually,
Like I think it was Brandon who's wearing short sleeves
and everyone says, he looks like, how do you duty.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Jovi is also wearing like a short sleeved little sweater. Yeah,
wear a suit. Get some respect on Sean Robinson okay yeah,
and the talking head she goes, I'm sure that Libyan
andre are going to try to pick a fight as
soon as soon as they can. And you know, I'm
so embarrassed I ever called her a friend. He's like,
don't worry about it, forget it. And people are taking
(17:43):
the luggage job and Lauren and Alecxi just avoid Libyan
Andrea in the hall when they're telling him where their
rooms are. What I really wish they had was like
a Hunger Game style house Swatis fight over their rooms.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Jasmine gets in the pool and she can't swim, so
she's got like a kid's inflatable that she you know,
going around in and she has her boobs. She has
her boobs not sinking. Gearama gets in the pool and
Jasmine says, no, I haven't talked to Gino. Last time
I talked to Gino, I said, just talk to my lawyer,
Like this is gonna be too crazy, And they ask,
(18:16):
where's Matt, where's the baby. She says, Matt is with
the baby tonight, but he'll be coming to the tell
all tomorrow. So Job says, come on, now, you slept
with Matt before last resort and she goes, no, I
did not, and jovise you did, and she goes, no,
I did not, and Jovi goes, but you were having
unsafe sex with him, and Jason goes, here's what I
(18:36):
found out. If you fuck in the shower with condoms,
they don't work. That's how it happened. Okay, Wow, remember okay,
And Gina was visiting her in Panama in that fancy
apartment and he wouldn't have sex with her in the
shower and said her p word was gross.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Yes, and we're still mad at her for sleeping with someone.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Else even though it was agreed upon and we also
had on television.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Uh huh.
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(20:51):
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nice to meet you. And they're joking, and somebody says like, oh,
is everything good with you too, and she goes, we're cordial.
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(21:12):
In the talking head, Geno's in the car and he goes,
I have evidence. I have dirt, and I have proof
of that, you know, the open marriage and what I know.
You just wait to see this dirt and these receipts.
And I'm one hundred and six and I don't know
how to pull things up on my phone.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
So I printed them. So it's file folder.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Like the housewives do. They'll pull out a folder and
it's just a huge prontouz of text. So we see
him peering through the room, peering through the window at
everybody at the pool. He's like, what's going on? Look
at those ladies in bikinis? Wow?
Speaker 2 (21:48):
What are those?
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Is it a flotation device? No, it's darcy. So they
all welcome Gino. He walks up, and Gino walks up
to Georgie goes, wow, Georgie, you look so boss. You
been working out? I was like, this is how Georgie
always looks.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
I know. But he wants to kiss up to everybody
so they'll be on his side.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Yes, he does. So he's talking to everyone. He's acting stupid.
He's saying hi to every single person except Jasmine, who's
like whatever. So in the talking head, Jasmine says he
has been humiliating me and disrespecting me, I mean our
whole No, so sorry, he says rewind talking ahead, he says,
(22:28):
Jasmine has been humiliating me and disrespecting me, I mean
our whole five year relationship. She threw it out the
window after cheating on me. So no, I don't care
if I see her. It's not how it happened. But
all right, so inside.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
It's like he thinks if you say it enough times,
it becomes true.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Right, And then, as we will see, he doesn't have
any receipts. No, no, So inside, Jovie and Georgie are
telling Gino, Oh, Jasmine was acting all trying to get
everybody on her side. By the poolman, you better get
control of it, you better get ahead of it, or
at the tell all everybody will be on her side.
He's okay, I'm gonna pull out my receipts. Let me
(23:10):
hold on, hold on, I gotta get mine. Hold on,
let me get I've got my seats here. I don't
know where they are, but they're in the They're in
my phone.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Do we have a tech guy who could like go
through my phone and put them in a fold from me?
Speaker 1 (23:29):
So stupid, so Kara says. So Kara walks in and
it's dude's talking, and Kara walks in and goes at
a minimum, She's trying to level the playing field, and
it's not a level playing field. And I know, bitches,
they're all gonna bond and like her, Kara, Kara made
you lost me.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
You lost me, she lost me.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
And you know I've been a Kara Stan and I'm
upset about this.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Yeah, she tries to be cool, and she tries to
be not not like other girls, one of those girls.
I'm not like other girls. I'm a guys girl. Yes,
And so she's gonna side with the guys.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Here talking to Gina goes, I'm going to put a
stop to this. So it goes out, and he walks
right up to Jasmin because now he's got a little
liquid courage with that free bartender. And he goes out
and goes, so, Jasmine, you're talking shit about me? And
Elizabeth goes, excuse me, We're having a nice night. Can
you not ruin it? Can you play a walk away?
(24:27):
I was like, okay, is Elizabeth the only smart one here? Like,
don't make me be on it?
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Don't make me, don't you do it?
Speaker 1 (24:34):
So and he goes, I just heard from the guys
in there and girls, not just one girl. Yeah, she's
over here talking about me, and he says, so Jasmine says,
the only way he feels better about continuing to destroy
my life is to make me look like a piece
of shit. Now here we go with Gino, who I've
(24:55):
said this for many, many many seasons. With him, he
doesn't have any comebacks. He does don't have any original insults.
He only mimics what she says. He does it here
three times. She goes, she says, he's trying to continue
to make me look like a piece of shit. And
he goes, you destroyed my life. It made me look
like a piece of shit. Yeah, so you said it.
So then I said it back.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
I'm rubber, you're glue.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
That's right. And he says you're a cheater, a goddamn
cheater and a fraud. And so she goes, okay, yeah,
all right, you know you've done enough. And he goes, no,
you've done enough, and so okay, okay, and Kara goes, snaps,
goes facts, facts.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Okay, this isn't a rap battle. Kara, can Kara stop it?
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Yeah? And Kara goes, we all know, we all know, Gino,
we all know. And I just said, Kara, excuse me, ma'am. No, ma'am, no, ma'am.
She's Maggie. She got cut out of half the season.
So he says she's a cheater, and I have all
the evidence. I have all the evidence. Now Georgie, who
was just talking about Jasmine, brings her a drink and
(26:07):
goes can I get your drink a drink? I was like, mmm, okay,
find up. So he's still yelling at her and goes, hey,
can you lay off back up? She just had a baby.
You don't need to be yelling at a woman who
just had a baby. She's going through hormonal things you
will never understand. He goes, well, what about what I'm
going through? Oh my god, and she goes, you know, Matt,
(26:31):
he doesn't get a freebee either. He doesn't get a
freebe either. And she goes, oh, like I am Mango's
important for Panama. And I was a good point because
he is acting like she is a piece of property,
and she hates that.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
She has stood up for everybody on this tell on
other tellows who have been treated like that, like they're
not your property just because you brought them here in growths,
like you can't just yes card them.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
So he goes, I brought her to this country, so
she needs to go back to Panama and then Matt
can apply for the K one visa and she can
come back that way. So Jasmon goes, I don't have
the energy for this, and she heads off to the
living room.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
So we're like, yes, yeah, maybe she's just an emotional regulation.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
She's going to make him look crazy back and calm. Yes,
he's going to say all that time acting crazy was
because of him. Uh huh so the talking, and she goes, no,
I'm not going to let you know, talk to me
like that. He refers to me as a freebie, like
I'm a piece of furniture. I am a human. He
thinks he's very fucking brave, but I'm going to eat
(27:38):
him alive. And I was like, okay, I do kind
of like that as long as she doesn't just scream
at the top of her lungs.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
And that's all she has to do. Each of them
has a very simple job to do to come out
ahead on this season, and neither of them is able
to do it.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Like yeah, so.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Easily he could have looked like the cuckled and everyone
would feel sorry for him and he would come out ahead,
but he ruins it by his petty revenge bullshit of
trying to get her deported. Yea, And all she has
to do is act hurt and cry a lot and
not scream at anyone or throw anything, and.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
She can just eviscerate him with her words. Even though
this is her second language. Yeah, she's very very smart
that way. All right. So Andre and Jovi, you know,
remember that there were in a fight from Lake Placid.
So they go to talk and Andre goes, so you've
blocked us on social media and Joe goes, yeah, I
(28:37):
don't want to talk to you. So yeah, I've locked you.
And that's how that works. That's how that works. I
don't okay, So that's what you called me in here for.
There is a free bar here, so why don't we
take advantage? So he says, Job says, you know, the
word Elizabeth used to speak to Yara is the worst
thing you can say. So whatever is the word is
(28:59):
bitch must be like the C word, somebody tell us,
because we don't know because they bleeped it out and
it was a bad word. Look up what is C
word in Ukrainian or Russian and see if there's a word. Yeah,
and see if there's a word for it. If there's
a word for it, then that's what she said. Do
(29:20):
I have to type out the sea word in what Ukrainian?
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Russia?
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Say Russian offensive words you can call a woman in
the Russian language, it'll probably be like that old, ugly
piece da. That's the S word.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
That's one word for it. Yeah, p I s d
A mm hmmm, I mean but in a different language.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Yeah, did you hear it? Do it again? Is na
piece dad? Is that what she said? I don't know,
because they bleeped it.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
I know, but I normally, like you can kind of
tell what the first letter is by looking at their mouth.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Okay, hopefully we'll get to it. Hopefully at some point
Sean will say, what was the word? Right? Right? Yes? Okay?
God if only they did like Peacock does and put
the unedited on Discovery so you could hear them curse,
because you could hear the cursing that you would know
got it hit so hard when you hear those housewives
the real words. Okay, So okay, So Jovi says that
(30:33):
word that Elizabeth spoke is the worst thing you can say,
and Jovi goes, okay, so who cares? So what do
you act like a child? And Andre says you start
all the shit? And Jovi goes, well, I think you do.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Andre says, job is doing what Jasmine needs to do,
staying calm, yes, and just letting Andrea explode and look insane.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Yeah, I agree, and Andre goes, you're gonna be a
little bitch. No, okay, and Jovi goes, so, if you
want to be my friend, calling me names is not
the way to go. You're trying to manipulate me. I'm
not going to have it. And then Jovie, I can't
tell exactly what happened here. He either knocked the water
bottle out of Andre's hand or he threw it at him.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
I think Andre Libby's husband. My husband is holding the
drink and he smacked it. But well, that's what Sean
says at the tell all okay, she says, I heard
you knock to drink out of Andre's hand. It's a
water bottle. This is a this is a very super
manly plastic water bottle.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Fight. It's a small one too. Yeah, it's a many
it's a many.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Sounds.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Yeah, they need to give him full size. And then
Andrea picks it up and throws it at him. So
you will fuck yourself. And Andre says, you want to
talk about this, you want to fight what you want
to do, and Jovie goes, I'm thirty four years old,
I'm not fighting. I'm not also, also.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
Your he would just you want to destroy me.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Then they argue like you threw the bottle, who threw
that whatever, So they seemed to like clear this up pretty.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Quickly, and Guermo tries to squash it.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Yeah, Guermo and Georgie have shown up, and Andre says, yeah,
you know, Jovi and I we used to be good
friends at all, Like we're texting, like we're sending the
memes and we do things together and stuff, and uh,
now he's acting like sending.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Memes just like just like us, just like girlfriends, just
like girlfriends.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
And by the way, this was a huge, huge storyline
on the Real House House of Beverly Hills. When Durit
and Pik broke up, Kyle was still texting with p
K even though dreet was her friend. She was like,
we're just sending funny memes. We just sent funny memes.
And it was like a whole thing, like, why are
you sending names to my husband? So you got to
(32:44):
choose a sage you get tend names Kyle.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
So.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Okay, So he goes, now, no, no, like we used to
be good friends and everything, and now he acts like
a little girl and he's fucking drunk, like and he
is all the fucking time.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
It doesn't seem drunk at all.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Actually he does. And Jovie goes, but like, this is
how you want to be friends, Like you want to
be friends, but you're talking all this shit to me,
and Garama goes, no way, wait, wait, so you want
to be friends with you're calling him a little girl,
and Garama goes, I think my opinion. You just say
we have no more problem and agree, and then that's it,
because that's how guys can.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Do it, by the way, Yes, they can just shake
it off.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
And Joe goes, yeah, man, you want to squash this.
And Andrew goes, I do it? Why I'm talking? Yes,
and he's gets screaming at me.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Yeah, stepthing, fuck every other word.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
You look at you, bitch, and Jovi goes, just don't
disrespect me, and I won't disrespect you, and we can
squash this. Okay, so they agree. Now Elizabeth, who's never
gonna help, has walked in with Darcy, and Elizabeth chimes
and he goes, yeah, but what about your wife disrespecting me?
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Oh my god, and Jovie goes, I don't I want
to be in this scene too? Can I be in
this scene?
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Joe goes, I don't want this drama. We're gonna have
a fun weekend, free bar. Let's go, so Jovi says,
you know, Andrea will continue to be a hothead. It's
only not one of the tell all, I really want
to enjoy this open bar, but if he continues to
come at me, I won't continue to take it.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Well, yeah, get ready, I give Jovi if I had
a scorecard, I wish I had like an Olympic scorecard,
ten out of ten for that the way he handled it,
except no, I deduct two points for the violence of
the water bottle.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
He couldn't take it. He's like, what can I do? Oh?
And also you know the Wattle security guards there to
have his back. So then we see Kara feeling up
Darcy's boobs. This is where she's like, boomy boomy boomy
boomoy bom. She's like, I love your boobs.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
No, no, see that's what another reason now we hate you, Kara.
No one in their right mind loves those boobs and
don't encourage Darcy to not get them removed when she
clearly needs to for her health.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
And that's when she goes darky. And then Kara talks
to Gino and is like, all these bitches are supporting
Jasmine and that's crazy to me, Like, gino, I'm cool, right.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
I'm cool.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
I call girls bitches awesome. So Jasmine is talking to Lauren,
and Lauren is like, you have to take the high road,
like you literally can't let him get to you. You've
got to take the high road. And I'm like, yes,
listen to Lauren. But Alas, she's had two drinks and
she's breastfeeding and she shouldn't be drinking at all because
because she's like probably hadn't had a drink in months, yeah,
(35:34):
you know. And now she's like, yeah, I'm wanna get
home and I'm gonna pump and dump. I'm gonna get
drunk at this. Don't get drunk around your ex. It's
not good. No, not good. So Jasmine goes into the kitchen.
It's like I have an announcement. She says, I won't
let this happen again. It happened at the last tell all,
and Kara goes, h somebody get her a soapbox.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Shut up, shut up, shut up.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
You're turning into Elizabeth. And she says, at the end
of the day, I'm allowed to tell my story and
I'm sick and tired of you playing the victim. Gin's response, No,
you're playing the victim. He literally do has no comebacks ever. Yeah,
and so Jess goes, oh, you're acting like you're the
best God's given husband. The first day I came to America,
(36:25):
there was literally a piece of shit in the toilet
that Kimberly on Pink Shade talks about constantly. He didn't even.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
Flush the toilet. I wish were you?
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Were you so happy that she brought that.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
I was so happy. I was like, never forget.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
Kiverly has never got. And I went to gloss over
it because it's so disgusting. Kara goes, oh, there was
a piece of shit in the toilet, So I'm going
to fuck another man and have a baby.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
Okay, Okay, that's not the whole. That's not what she's saying. Okay,
so shut up. Don't make me not like you, Kara,
because I was rooting for you all season. I'm giving
myself applash.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
I can't do this. Here's the thing. Kara like, Okay,
I'm gonna okay, this is not about you care, this
is not your fight. Okay. It's just like Elizabeth trying
to jump in on this other fight exactly. So Gino says,
I can pull up all the text messages and I
(37:25):
can just show the world. Here we go. I'm gonna
show the world how hold on, I'm good with my
flu hold.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
On, I don't know my password. I got to reset
my password.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Wait, no, that's I don't want Apple pay hold on,
so wait, just wipe down her up for the Okay,
I'm gonna show the world how she treated me.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
She's a bitch.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
So she says, you called immigration on me when I
was pregnant to try to get me out of the country,
and he's yelling, you're a fraud, You're a fucking user,
and everybody's like pulling them up. Part Now that she
has told everybody about him calling immigration on her, I'm
hoping some of the immigrants will take a different view
(38:10):
on this.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
Uh huh. I think that the tides are hopefully gonna yes.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
And I hope they show all that footage of him
saying I know I'm going to delay the divorce so
I can get her deported like.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
I want my mark.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
I want the market to crash for everybody in the
world so that I have to give her less money.
I hope they show all this. So then Jazzmin's scrin goes.
Matt's his penis it actually works, You're a loser. She's screaming,
people are pulling her away, and Lauren's like yeah, yeah,
yeah y I Nita Xana going so Yaa says he's
(38:43):
actually hurt, and Jasmine just wants to clear her name,
but nobody will believe her. So it's like, whose side
is y're on?
Speaker 2 (38:51):
Yeah? I can't tell. She's a woman and she's an
immigrant who has had a baby, so that alone should
make her on Smond's side. But I agree sometimes her
takes no. One on this show has perfect takes no.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
And now I do wish we had a score card. Okay,
Darcy goes for no reason. Darcy is bouncing around with
those boobs, like trying to talk to Gino and she's
going trigger trigger trigger cut, the cord cut, the cord,
trigger cut the card. I was like, what are you
talking about?
Speaker 2 (39:29):
Stay away, it's a shield.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
So Alexi goes to Gino. Alexi goes, man, if you
act like this, it's going to work against you in
the end when you act like this. Yeah, and Kara
goes look, she's trying to make you mad, but call
it a woman a bitch is not cool, and telling
an immigrant to go back home is also not cool.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
Okay, Kara, good job, Kara.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
Finally, if we were in the plus column, you'd have
a one, but your negative is already like at six.
I know, all right, Elizabeth and Julia are trying to
talk to Jasmine, and you know, we were Julia and
Jasmin were friends and they always pretend like they're gonna
make out and stuff, and Julia and Jasmine kiss on
the lips and Jess is like, no, you have to
(40:14):
give it to me more. And Alice was like, get
out of here, you Russian horror to Julie.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
And she's trying to be funny, and I was like, oh.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
Do you know her well enough to say that? I
don't think exactly.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
It felt like one of those like forced closeness jokes.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
And then well it's like I said, she called me
a bit and not the cute kind, you know.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
Yeah, m hm.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
So Giarmo and Kara talks. She goes and sits down
and she's like, we would never escalate like that, and
he goes, no, I'm not not in front of the cameras. No, no,
and she goes, I'm just so proud I have a
baby with such a good human. Look really good. Go upstairs. No,
(40:56):
she doesn't say that, but they nod and they see
each other.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
She's greasing the wheels so that he won't bring up
any dirt on her at the tella, so she's like,
remember how great we get along and I'm the mother
of your child, and you're so handsome, and let's just
be nice and not say anything bad about each other.
He is so hot, he is so hot, but if
(41:22):
she cheated, she does not want him to bring that up.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
No, and vice versa, like, we'll see, okay, yeah, but
right now, Kara team Gierma. And I hate to say
that because I've been team Kara long. I know. Okay,
So now Jasmine once again, when they go low, she
goes lower. She finds Gino's bags at the front door
and pours a drink in his backpack, then takes off
(41:49):
her underwear, rubs the drink all over it, and shoves
that in the side pocket of his bag. The production goes,
what do you do? And she goes, you don't have
to film this. Why did she do that?
Speaker 2 (42:03):
That is closer to her vagina than he has gotten
in years though.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
Right, right, and then she and then she wiped her
drink all over it, like to make sure it was
like soaking wet. I don't know. I know it's gonna
be fun for him when he finds out.
Speaker 2 (42:18):
I thought she was gonna pee or poop and then
rep it on there.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
If she opened that backpack and did a squat to poop,
it would not surprise me at all.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
I know she pulled a white lotus.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
Yes, yes, Season one never forget. So she leaves for
a hotel, which was obviously pre planned because the baby's
at the hotel with Matt and she's going to go
back to the hotel be with him. She's got a
little baby. I think she's still feeding whatever. So Alexi
and Lauren go up to bed, and Jovia and Yara
go up to bed, Andrea and Elizabeth go up to
bed and talk about how they're gonna bone and Gino
(42:53):
goes to bed alone. And now they're in the car.
It's the next day. They're heading to New York City,
and this is where Kimberly takes over.
Speaker 2 (43:02):
Oh my god, So we see tell all day one
of fifteen, right, the Olympics are coming early, folks, so
they all roll up in the vans. Everyone's on edge
because of the tension between Elizabeth and Lauren, which I
think so far they've just ignored each other. So really
(43:22):
you should be more on edge between Jasmine and Gino.
I think that's what's really gonna blow. So Kara is like,
I'm just here to talk about me and my husband.
Ladies sort your stuff out, because she doesn't care because
she's a guy's girl. And then they're sitting and she's
shoving food in her face and still looks so pretty
(43:44):
even shoving food in her face, and Giermo touches her
arm and she's like, don't do that. That's not We
don't do that anymore. We're separated, remember, And he says
to us, sometimes I look at her and I think
how good we could be, But I know if we
were to get back together, the problems would come back.
And then he tells her we aren't fighting enough for
(44:04):
this relationship, and she gets really pissy and she's like,
speak for yourself, like I was fighting well one therapy
session and then you stopped going.
Speaker 1 (44:14):
They sat together, he touched her arm and she's like, oh,
that gave me all the tingles. Don't do that? And
did you get enough to eat? It's very much like there's.
Speaker 2 (44:22):
Still a couple, you know they are, but then they're
arguing over who was fighting enough over the relationship. There's
still love there, there's clearly still love there.
Speaker 1 (44:31):
I want to go to the bad I want it
to work so good.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
So what Also, what's Elizabeth wearing when she shows up?
She's wearing a Golden Girls jumpsuit. It is, it's flowered,
and it's a one piece. That's not what she's wearing
for the actual tell all. That's when they arrived. Also,
that was not the fun van. And even with Elizabeth
is not the fun van. I would rather be in
(44:57):
the other van.
Speaker 1 (44:57):
I feel like she's always turned around going what yeah
to whoever's the next? What happened? What huh? Yes, you
guys were not fans of Elizabeth? No?
Speaker 2 (45:09):
Never, no. And then Yara says to Julia, are you
matching me? Pointing to Julia's new huge pregnancy boobs, and
Julius says, yes, I got them done, definitely not pregnant.
This is fake silicone. It's all fake in here because
she's pretending she had a boob job.
Speaker 1 (45:27):
I know, I'm pregnant. That was interesting because they kind
of they're kind of whispering about is she pregnant? Is
she pregnant? And I wish somebody would just ask her
like off camera and not are trying to like expose
it on camera knowing its sensitive to anybody, not just
hurt any woman this pregnant. You know, they are.
Speaker 2 (45:43):
Making it more of an issue. It's the Barber Streisand effect,
which is you do you know what the barber streisand
effect is?
Speaker 1 (45:56):
Tell me.
Speaker 2 (45:56):
It is when you draw more attention to something by
trying to get people to ignore it. So Barbara Streisan
sued this like stock photo company because they had a
photo of an aerial shot that included her house, and
she sued the photographer or something like that, and all
(46:17):
it did the lawsuit went public because she was suing
for like a million dollars year just does she.
Speaker 1 (46:22):
Have restricted airspace over her home?
Speaker 2 (46:25):
No? But so she sued, and that made everyone look
at the photo because they hear about this huge lawsuit.
So they look at the photo and now they all
see what her house looks like, which is the opposite
of what she wanted, so she drew more attention to
it by trying to get people to look away, whereas
if she just ignored it, no one would have ever
known that that was her house.
Speaker 1 (46:45):
So, okay, I knew about the barbarstis and effect, but
I don't think I knew it was about her house.
I was very busy trying to look up the ninety
day Fiance reunion looks, and all I got was a
seating chart.
Speaker 2 (46:56):
Well, I'll send you the thing that was there, and
it was done by TLC and it was like who
wore it best? And there is all of them posing
did I save it on my Reddit? Because they sometimes
I save things on Reddit, and I'm smart, and I'm like,
I'm gonna tell Mary Pain about this.
Speaker 1 (47:14):
Okay, wait, I see Georgie. Okay, now I see Lauren. Okay,
I'm looking Georgie. Lauren. Garima looks good, he shows his ankle.
Carol looks great. Darcy girl. No, just no. There is
Ariola showing Jasmine's dress was pretty, it didn't fit well
(47:35):
on the top. Yaara looks amazing. Gino looks ridiculous. His
pants aren't so voluminous now it looks good. Eliz's dress
is gold and I think it's not cute. Jovi isn't
a sweater, Julia looks she's in a shorts outfit. Yeah,
(47:55):
and Brandon at the end literally does looks like he's
going on Safari. He's an yeah, khaki shirt with khaki
pants and he looks stupid.
Speaker 2 (48:03):
And the comments were very funny. They were like, my
lady Peen shirvels up and dies when I think of
sleeping with Brandon.
Speaker 1 (48:12):
Looks like a little boy. Elizabeth's comment, because so this
was posted if you go to the ninety day Fiance Instagram,
it was posted on November sixth, and Elizabeth because there's
no Andrea, and Elizabeth writes, you forgot the main attraction
and the sexiest guy this show has ever seen Andre
(48:33):
my husband husband. So yeah, anyway, it's good.
Speaker 2 (48:38):
People were making a lot of fun of her, her
physical things. They on on read it they call her Chack,
which is how they spell out what Andrea how he
pronounceds chuck chat And they say that she looks exactly
like Chuck, and they do side by side she does
(49:01):
she does. It's strong genetics, but they also make fun
of things that it's not very nice to make fun
of things she would need, like procedures.
Speaker 1 (49:11):
To share things that she's born with.
Speaker 2 (49:12):
Yes, yeah, or are genetics. But this, this, this latest
post is so annoying. It's them, like it says, when
your husband look at they just think they're so funny.
It's so annoying. I think they're so funny, and so
he o V he gives you a glass of wine
(49:34):
when you're ovulating. They just talk about sex so much
like it makes me think they're not actually having sex. Yeah, anyway,
hate them.
Speaker 1 (49:46):
Hate them, back to that's where you go to see
them if you want to see them. Everybody.
Speaker 2 (49:51):
Yeah, so, and Julia's pregnancy boobs, so she's drawing more
attention to this fact.
Speaker 1 (49:57):
By like he's a ropper that has Yeah, it's terrible.
It's cute, but it's casual.
Speaker 2 (50:04):
Yeah. And she's doing the I Dream of Jeanie ponytail,
which she I believe did last time, and she's really
sticking to it, and I don't love it. So Julia
tells us. In Russia, you don't tell people for a
long long time. It's like a superstition because we believe
people do not always wish you good luck. So they
(50:27):
may say good luck, they don't mean good luck, so
they're gonna curse your baby, so you don't tell them.
It's essentially what she's saying. It's terrible, but she's not.
I mean I want Yeah, a lot of these assholes,
I wouldn't trust them to wish me well.
Speaker 1 (50:43):
Same same right.
Speaker 2 (50:45):
So Gina is dreading today, but he feels like most
of the house is on my side and that in
Jasmine's side, So we'll see how long that lasts. Jasmine
shows up with Matt and she's like, poor Matt, this
is your first tellel. You have no idea what you're
in for. Like, I'm glad I have my man to
have my back. And Matt says, I'm going to try
to be mature, but I'm ready to get into it
(51:06):
if Jasmine, if Gino comes for us, and Jasmine introduces
Matt to everyone but ignores Gino and everyone thinks that's
so rude, and I'm like, that's exactly what Gino did
to her the day before.
Speaker 1 (51:18):
He doesn't need to he doesn't need to meet Matt.
He's already met him.
Speaker 2 (51:21):
He's already met Matt. So Andrea is ready to call
people out and get steamy, like steamy, don't say that.
I don't like that. And Jovi walks up and Andre's like,
this is my friend again, we are friends, right, maybe?
And Jovi's like, yeah, if you cannot be an asshole
and say fuck for five seconds, maybe stop touching me.
(51:44):
So poor Jasmine can hardly walk to the stage in
her stilettos. I fucking hate this culture of wearing shoes
that you cannot walk in and you can only sit in.
What is the point of shoes that you can only
sit in and then you wear slippers to walk around it?
Speaker 1 (51:59):
I don't know, I don't know she did that? Hmmm
where I just watched the show? Okay, it was Real
Housewives of Oh see. They were going somewhere and they
were getting in the sprinter van as Shannavadour had on slippers,
and they go, Shannon, are you wearing your slippers through
the restaurant. She's like maybe, but she was holding her shoes,
so obviously she's gonna change. Was just like, just wear
(52:22):
whatever you want.
Speaker 2 (52:23):
I know.
Speaker 1 (52:23):
I hate it.
Speaker 2 (52:24):
It's men's fault. Why the men's so fucking stupid? As
my tagline says, yes, thank you. Uh, what's your face, Madeline.
So Sean says, welcome, And I want to say, at
the time of this taping, not all the episodes have aired,
so there's gonna be some big surprises.
Speaker 1 (52:46):
So they didn't know them.
Speaker 2 (52:48):
They didn't show them. And then, in a very obvious
voice over, you hear Sean's voice saying, and there's one
couple that won't be featured. It's Tiger Lily and ad
Non no explanation, moves right on and the camera's not
on her. It's clearly added after and I think they
were there. People have said on Reddit they were on
(53:09):
camera and they edited it out. That's what people on
Reddit were saying. They think a monitor.
Speaker 1 (53:16):
I don't know that they were both on a maunitor both.
Speaker 2 (53:20):
On a monitor. I don't know why they live in Texas,
so I don't know why they would not have gone
to New York City. But I don't know if that
is actually proven information or just read it gossip. Okay,
so Sean says, so, what happened at the house last night?
I heard Jovie smacked a drink out of Elizabeth's husband's hand.
(53:43):
Aka Andrea and Alexi mumbles to Lauren.
Speaker 1 (53:48):
How do we miss that.
Speaker 2 (53:49):
She's like so happy though that they're fighting and like
they're on the good side. And Jovi says he was
being rude, and Andrea says, well, now I know what
Jovi's character there is.
Speaker 1 (54:01):
Okay, Okay.
Speaker 2 (54:03):
So Sean says, let's circle back to that in the
next fiscal year and let's welcome Matt. Nice to meet
you in person, and he says, nice to meet you, ma'am.
He called Sean ma'ham.
Speaker 1 (54:15):
Ma.
Speaker 2 (54:16):
Sean is a snack. You don't. She's not a mam.
There's no world in which she's a man. Okay.
Speaker 1 (54:22):
Well, if he was raised Southern, then he.
Speaker 2 (54:26):
Was raised Romanian, which he always talks about.
Speaker 1 (54:28):
Yes, that he needs to. He's probably just going to
put respect on any woman that's older than me.
Speaker 2 (54:34):
Yeah. So, Also, she looks the same age because she
never ages.
Speaker 1 (54:39):
She does an age. Yeah. All right, y'all. This is
the end of part one of the h EA Telall episode.
Go ahead and listen to part two. It's already in
your feed.
Hey, y'all. This ninety Day Happily ever After episode was
so big we had to break it into two parts.
So this is part one and part two is already
in your feed. Thanks for listening. Hey, everybody, welcome to
Pink Shade. It's TLC Tuesday. I've got Kimberly here to
talk about ninety day fiance Happily ever after All, Happily
(00:34):
ever After? Tell all, no limits Part one?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
No limits? No have there been limits before?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Good? Great question. I almost said happily ever after All
because I was reading too fast. Yeah, you guys, it
is Tuesday, November eleventh. We were recording this early before
I had to fingers crossed La and Vegas. And hopefully
if you're hearing this on Tuesday, November, I love it. Uh,
(01:06):
Kimberly and I will have be seeing each other in person. Yay.
That's the goal. That's the goal. Yay yay. But we're
not recording this in person because that's hard. Recording in
person is hard. I don't know how people do it. It's confusing,
you know, it's weird. It's the crack, it's the microphone.
I don't understand. It's got to be a certain kind
of microphone. Yeah, certain kind of headphone.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Plus then you have to put on pants, and it's
the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I am wearing the same pants that I wore yesterday
that I also wore this morning to get my back injection.
So that's fine. These pants have scendes and things. So
I have all these people at the tella. Well, this
is a long, chalk full episode, so let's get started.
At some point here, I'm going to have to drink
some tea.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Yeah, this is a marathon. This is like going to war.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
It people.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
We'll come back from this and be like the horse.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
The horrors that I had to see in that pool.
But the boobs, so many boobs. The thing is, though,
normally on these HIA episodes, you know, we split it
up and so it is a two hour episode. So
it is the hardest of all the things that we do.
This is the hardest except for the beginning of Love
(02:21):
Is Mind is usually really hard because we don't know
anybody and they present like sixteen people to you. But
of all the recaps, the two hour ones in a
ninety day Universe are very hard. Yeah, and this but
you could go through it because I'm like, I have
half the couples. You have half the couples and in
a ten minute scene, three things might be important, you.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Know, right, But at the tell all everything this this
my fingers were getting tired. And the hour that I
covered or the forty five minutes, yeah, took like three hours.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
It wastes on. I watched it and then I was like, oh,
here's a good breaking point for Kimberly has like maybe
this next part will be easier of it. No, it
was just as hard, just as hard. So let's get started.
So we see Jovi and Yora are driving up to
this house because they're going to do this live in
the house thing, which last time we thought we would
hate what we loved.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
I did not love it last time. This time I
loved it. I hated it.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
I loved how Emily was always running around corner shining
at the tea.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Emily saved it last time. This was that I was
actually entertaining for me. It was something about the mix
of couples that I was here for.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
And you know, I really had high hopes for a calmer,
more level headed Gino and Jasmine because they are coming
to the end of their run. And I do think
ninety percent of it has been fake, so but we
didn't get it. Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
She even says I am a different person. I am
not that what mean before who was not able to
emotionally regulate myself? And I was like, I self awareness,
but also you still cannot emotionally regularly?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Also not true. So Jovie and Yarr are driving up
and she's like, how are we gonna live with these
people in the house over here? And Yara says, you know,
Jasmine had a baby with Matt and people feel sorry
for Gino, but what the fuck? Like he brought her here?
And he goes, you're team Jasmine. You're so team Jasmine
(04:24):
and she goes, no, I'm not, which is wild to
me that more people aren't team Jasmine here.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
I was shocked at the split and I was almost
keeping score because I was like that way they said
that made me think they are team Gino. And then
I was like, oh, I hate them. But then in
the next scene I was like, oh, maybe they are
team Jasmine. Maybe I like them again, But why am
I team Jasmine? She's terrible, she is terrible, she's a
(04:55):
narcissist and she's terrible, But Gino is worse.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
I think in this season.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
So yeah, it's I'm picking between Hitler and Mussolini or
something like. It's very hard to pick.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Well, that's quite a comparison, so I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Speaking of speaking to.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Be better, speaking of it is speaking of Hitler. It
is announced that Tiger Lillian add On will not be here.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
In the most awkward way that it's in my part,
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on this. So they arrive at the house. She pushes
him in the pool. But you know, you know Joe,
he's always got a swimsuit on and always got a rub.
He's ready to go. He didn't care.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Yeah, so he's like, is this a grotto? Are we
all gonna have sex?
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Yes, He's so excited he didn't care if he messes
up his hair because he couldn't make it worse. So
Georgie and Darcy are like, we're excited to go, and
they're like, yeah, yeah, it's gonna be fun if we're together.
We always have fun together. Like do you not when okay? Okay,
footage not found? Roll the tape. Oh there's not any okay,
(07:44):
so I'm talking d Darcy goes, Yeah, we're in a
good spot. But you know, he did drop the bomb
on me that he wants kids, and I'm very nervous, unsure,
and I'm hoping some of the other couples will help
us find a way forward.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
How No, they're not therapists and you're not on medication,
and that's the only thing that could solve this. Also,
why is she why do I can't he goes, I'm
excited to meet all the other couples, it'll be fun.
And she's like, are you gonna have fun with me?
And he's like, oh, it's have fun. It's exhausting.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
I know, it is exhausting. It is. She just needs
a slight like just like a little like it's like
a little zapfr to stop her before she does it. Yeah. Yeah,
So Jovi and Yara hide and then they jump out
and scare Darcy and Georgie, and Darcy screams, I mean,
(08:42):
we would expect nothing less, like somebody came after her
with a knife.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
She acts me, she's not in a haunted house.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Calm down. But they say they're excited to see each other,
and they go yo, and we're not excited to see
Elizabeth and Andre and she called him, she called him,
she called she called him a bitch.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
No, she called her a bitch.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
She called her a bitch.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Called Yara a bitch in a different language, in Russian
or something, but I wrote.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
She called him a bitch. That was wrong. So Jovie goes,
I'm gonna tell you something. All I know is right
now they're downstairs as a bartender. There's a bartender downstairs.
And then Darcy goes, oh, yeah, we'll go down there.
We'll change, We'll go down there. Yeah, you need to
go send effects. You just send effects. Georgia goes, goes,
and Joey goes, you're trying to send a fax. What
are you talking about? And she goes, that means go
number two. He said in the car he had to
(09:35):
go number two.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
See, now that is funny and that maybe they do
have fun together and we just have never seen it.
They have code names for pooping. I love it.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
I gotta send a fax. I mean, yeah, send an
email might be a little more updated. But yeah, how
about like I got to text my grandma, like something
that would like wouldn't happen but would be okay. Yeah,
we've got too much to talk about to discuss how
they're wrong. Julia and Brandon arrive and they say they're
not going to tell anyone about the pregnancy. But she's
(10:05):
six months pregnant. She's going to dress on with like
a belt around the waist.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
I know she loves showing off that she doesn't look pregnant.
She could have been on one of those I didn't
know I was pregnant shows where people are just shocked
and I say, it's people like that that give birth
and didn't know because you can't tell it all. Her
boobs are bigger.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Her boobs are huge. And I also wonder if they
did their photo shoot on the beach somewhere and they
had it all ready to go, you know, when the
reunion was filming, because when the Rini was filming is
when they tell Bettie and Rock.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Yeah, which is the worst idea I've ever heard. Let's
tell them on TV. Unless this is all fake again,
I'm hoping it is.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Yeah. So Jasmine is saying this is she's riding up
and she says, this is her first time away from
Matilda since she's had her three months. But I mean,
I think Medeville was at the hotel. She has no
idea if Gino is going to be there or not. Well,
of course he is. He wants a paycheck, and she says,
Gino will need to understand that I'm no longer the
(11:14):
broken person who can't regulate her emotions.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Okay, but it's not found again.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Roll the tape. So she's talking to production and a
car drives up. She's like, oh my god, oh my god,
but it's not Gino, it's Ghieramo. She almost cries and
she's like, oh my god, I thought you were Gina.
She runs up and he goes, he doesn't know her.
I thought, well, maybe they've met, but no, he goes,
I'm Giirmo.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
No, and he goes, I'll get the hat.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Yeah. He goes, oh you thought it was Gina. Let
me get the hat. It's funny, that's hilarious. I love
him so much, I know, and I'm really against Kara
on this episode. Oh yeah, yeah, Now maybe she lost me.
She but she lost me, And you know, I've liked
her my Virginia.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
I have defended her against the people I read it.
I mean, I haven't written in the comments, but in
my head I've had fights with them.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
But I downvoted their comment.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
I downvoted the comments.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
So outside, Georgie and Darcy and Brandon and Julia are
talking and Girma walks up and Jasmine runs up and goes,
I'm here. And as they walk up, they're like WHOA
hot couple alert whoa and Jasmine goes open marriage. Second part.
I was like, you she could.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Laugh at herself. This is the Jasmine we love at
the tellows she can laugh at herself and she's a
girl's girl, and she'll defend other girls.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
It totally.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
When things are on her and she feels attacked and
she gets super defensive and loses her temper, that's when
she loses you. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Oh, I'm pouring some honey into my tea. Here we go.
This is honey from my sister's bees, and my sister
I meet her husband's bees because she won't get near
the bees. Okay, sorry, it's just I was just a
little play by play. Okay, So Guiermo says, Yeah, Kara
(13:06):
and I are still separated. We're definitely not going to
share a bed like you know. I'm definitely not so
because they have the couples in rooms together. Right. Elizabeth
and Andrea arrive, and she says, since Lake Placid, I
have not spoken to or seen Lauren and Alexei or
Yara or Jovi. So that means it wasn't in the
(13:27):
time that I saw them altogether, because she would have
seen them and spoken to them at that time. Right.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Also, I'm glad Yara and Jovi have seen the light
and picked the better couple again, not a great couple,
but better between it's the Hitler and Mussolini again, but.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Well, let's don't get into that, okay.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Also, take a shot every time Libby says my husband
in that really braggy, condescending way where she thinks it's
so special that she has a husband and just call
him by his name.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Take a shot every time you almost see Darcy's arial.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
I mean I think I see it the whole time.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
So Kara arrives and outside, Yara is saying like, yeah,
I'm good with Lauren and Alexi, like I'm fine with them,
but not with Libby and Andre because they blame us
for everything and they say we play the double side,
but we don't. We don't. I just don't like the drama. Listen,
once they start to break this down, Ya is going
(14:30):
to have to understand that, in a way, she did
start this, you know. So Julia says, I'm worried that
Brandon and I are the only ones that saw what
happened with Jasmine and Gino because they were at the
last resort with them, and I always told Jasmine this
open marriage is bullshit, Like this open marriage is complete bullshit,
(14:52):
And Joey goes, yeah, and I think before the last
resort she was in a relationship with that guy and
Georgia goes, do you think she really loved Gino? Your goes,
she loves him as a green card, as a green card,
and Jovi says, no, I think maybe she pretty much
loves him like a father, and Georgie says, yeah, yeah,
and then Georgie says she played him dirty, so everybody
(15:14):
here is team Gino.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Also, they're talking shit about Jasmine and she's like at
the other end of the pool, right like she's right there.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
It's so Darcy says, well, I will be interested to
hear and see what Matt thinks. I'll be interested to
hear Matt's opinion, and Jovi goes, uh, what he thinks
is he got to fuck a hot latina and get
her pregnant. That's what he thinks.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Yeah, Matt doesn't think a lot. Matt doesn't have a
lot of brain stuff going on.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
And Julia says, them say it was an accident, and
Georgie says, girls will say just in me, you know that,
And that's what girls say. Girls just say it's fine
in the moment, just in me. You know how many
girls you say that to me? And Georgie goes, you know,
maybe it's like a turn on for the guy, but no,
and Doarcy goes, huh, yeah, you never said that to me,
(16:10):
never said that to me, because over the Hill can't
have kids. Yeah, fifty fifty snatched, you can't can't have kids, Yeah,
met of us. But it's funny that, you know, George
is getting a few drinks and I'm getting a little loose,
and he's like, girls will just say peep, it'd be
oh they try to, and Joey's like, hell yeah, bitches
be gross, am I right? Yeah? And she's trying to
(16:31):
trap you, right yeah, so sorry, my son is facetiming me.
Let me hit decline, Okay, Lauren and Alexei arrive.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
She looks great, Yeah, she looks amazing. She looked the best.
They did a thing where all of them were getting
dressed and doing that thing where you hit the camera
oh h, and it showed all of their looks before
and when they're fully dressed, and she she looks the best.
(17:05):
When you see him all in a row, it's like.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Yeaheah, she looks the best for sure.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
As you noticed, who is dressed like way too casually,
Like I think it was Brandon who's wearing short sleeves
and everyone says, he looks like, how do you duty.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Jovi is also wearing like a short sleeved little sweater. Yeah,
wear a suit. Get some respect on Sean Robinson okay yeah,
and the talking head she goes, I'm sure that Libyan
andre are going to try to pick a fight as
soon as soon as they can. And you know, I'm
so embarrassed I ever called her a friend. He's like,
don't worry about it, forget it. And people are taking
(17:43):
the luggage job and Lauren and Alecxi just avoid Libyan
Andrea in the hall when they're telling him where their
rooms are. What I really wish they had was like
a Hunger Game style house Swatis fight over their rooms.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Jasmine gets in the pool and she can't swim, so
she's got like a kid's inflatable that she you know,
going around in and she has her boobs. She has
her boobs not sinking. Gearama gets in the pool and
Jasmine says, no, I haven't talked to Gino. Last time
I talked to Gino, I said, just talk to my lawyer,
Like this is gonna be too crazy, And they ask,
(18:16):
where's Matt, where's the baby. She says, Matt is with
the baby tonight, but he'll be coming to the tell
all tomorrow. So Job says, come on, now, you slept
with Matt before last resort and she goes, no, I
did not, and jovise you did, and she goes, no,
I did not, and Jovi goes, but you were having
unsafe sex with him, and Jason goes, here's what I
(18:36):
found out. If you fuck in the shower with condoms,
they don't work. That's how it happened. Okay, Wow, remember okay,
And Gina was visiting her in Panama in that fancy
apartment and he wouldn't have sex with her in the
shower and said her p word was gross.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Yes, and we're still mad at her for sleeping with someone.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Else even though it was agreed upon and we also
had on television.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
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out to the pool and then Kara comes out to
(20:51):
the pool and she looks at Gear and goes, Oh, Kara,
nice to meet you. And they're joking, and somebody says like, oh,
is everything good with you too, and she goes, we're cordial.
We're cop co panting co panting co. We're wearing the
same pair of pants. We're co parenting, and we're cordial.
(21:12):
In the talking head, Geno's in the car and he goes,
I have evidence. I have dirt, and I have proof
of that, you know, the open marriage and what I know.
You just wait to see this dirt and these receipts.
And I'm one hundred and six and I don't know
how to pull things up on my phone.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
So I printed them. So it's file folder.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Like the housewives do. They'll pull out a folder and
it's just a huge prontouz of text. So we see
him peering through the room, peering through the window at
everybody at the pool. He's like, what's going on? Look
at those ladies in bikinis? Wow?
Speaker 2 (21:48):
What are those?
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Is it a flotation device? No, it's darcy. So they
all welcome Gino. He walks up, and Gino walks up
to Georgie goes, wow, Georgie, you look so boss. You
been working out? I was like, this is how Georgie
always looks.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
I know. But he wants to kiss up to everybody
so they'll be on his side.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Yes, he does. So he's talking to everyone. He's acting stupid.
He's saying hi to every single person except Jasmine, who's
like whatever. So in the talking head, Jasmine says he
has been humiliating me and disrespecting me, I mean our
whole No, so sorry, he says rewind talking ahead, he says,
(22:28):
Jasmine has been humiliating me and disrespecting me, I mean
our whole five year relationship. She threw it out the
window after cheating on me. So no, I don't care
if I see her. It's not how it happened. But
all right, so inside.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
It's like he thinks if you say it enough times,
it becomes true.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Right, And then, as we will see, he doesn't have
any receipts. No, no, So inside, Jovie and Georgie are
telling Gino, Oh, Jasmine was acting all trying to get
everybody on her side. By the poolman, you better get
control of it, you better get ahead of it, or
at the tell all everybody will be on her side.
He's okay, I'm gonna pull out my receipts. Let me
(23:10):
hold on, hold on, I gotta get mine. Hold on,
let me get I've got my seats here. I don't
know where they are, but they're in the They're in
my phone.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Do we have a tech guy who could like go
through my phone and put them in a fold from me?
Speaker 1 (23:29):
So stupid, so Kara says. So Kara walks in and
it's dude's talking, and Kara walks in and goes at
a minimum, She's trying to level the playing field, and
it's not a level playing field. And I know, bitches,
they're all gonna bond and like her, Kara, Kara made
you lost me.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
You lost me, she lost me.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
And you know I've been a Kara Stan and I'm
upset about this.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Yeah, she tries to be cool, and she tries to
be not not like other girls, one of those girls.
I'm not like other girls. I'm a guys girl. Yes,
And so she's gonna side with the guys.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Here talking to Gina goes, I'm going to put a
stop to this. So it goes out, and he walks
right up to Jasmin because now he's got a little
liquid courage with that free bartender. And he goes out
and goes, so, Jasmine, you're talking shit about me? And
Elizabeth goes, excuse me, We're having a nice night. Can
you not ruin it? Can you play a walk away?
(24:27):
I was like, okay, is Elizabeth the only smart one here? Like,
don't make me be on it?
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Don't make me, don't you do it?
Speaker 1 (24:34):
So and he goes, I just heard from the guys
in there and girls, not just one girl. Yeah, she's
over here talking about me, and he says, so Jasmine says,
the only way he feels better about continuing to destroy
my life is to make me look like a piece
of shit. Now here we go with Gino, who I've
(24:55):
said this for many, many many seasons. With him, he
doesn't have any comebacks. He does don't have any original insults.
He only mimics what she says. He does it here
three times. She goes, she says, he's trying to continue
to make me look like a piece of shit. And
he goes, you destroyed my life. It made me look
like a piece of shit. Yeah, so you said it.
So then I said it back.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
I'm rubber, you're glue.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
That's right. And he says you're a cheater, a goddamn
cheater and a fraud. And so she goes, okay, yeah,
all right, you know you've done enough. And he goes, no,
you've done enough, and so okay, okay, and Kara goes, snaps,
goes facts, facts.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Okay, this isn't a rap battle. Kara, can Kara stop it?
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Yeah? And Kara goes, we all know, we all know, Gino,
we all know. And I just said, Kara, excuse me, ma'am. No, ma'am, no, ma'am.
She's Maggie. She got cut out of half the season.
So he says she's a cheater, and I have all
the evidence. I have all the evidence. Now Georgie, who
was just talking about Jasmine, brings her a drink and
(26:07):
goes can I get your drink a drink? I was like, mmm, okay,
find up. So he's still yelling at her and goes, hey,
can you lay off back up? She just had a baby.
You don't need to be yelling at a woman who
just had a baby. She's going through hormonal things you
will never understand. He goes, well, what about what I'm
going through? Oh my god, and she goes, you know, Matt,
(26:31):
he doesn't get a freebee either. He doesn't get a
freebe either. And she goes, oh, like I am Mango's
important for Panama. And I was a good point because
he is acting like she is a piece of property,
and she hates that.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
She has stood up for everybody on this tell on
other tellows who have been treated like that, like they're
not your property just because you brought them here in growths,
like you can't just yes card them.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
So he goes, I brought her to this country, so
she needs to go back to Panama and then Matt
can apply for the K one visa and she can
come back that way. So Jasmon goes, I don't have
the energy for this, and she heads off to the
living room.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
So we're like, yes, yeah, maybe she's just an emotional regulation.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
She's going to make him look crazy back and calm. Yes,
he's going to say all that time acting crazy was
because of him. Uh huh so the talking, and she goes, no,
I'm not going to let you know, talk to me
like that. He refers to me as a freebie, like
I'm a piece of furniture. I am a human. He
thinks he's very fucking brave, but I'm going to eat
(27:38):
him alive. And I was like, okay, I do kind
of like that as long as she doesn't just scream
at the top of her lungs.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
And that's all she has to do. Each of them
has a very simple job to do to come out
ahead on this season, and neither of them is able
to do it.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Like yeah, so.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Easily he could have looked like the cuckled and everyone
would feel sorry for him and he would come out ahead,
but he ruins it by his petty revenge bullshit of
trying to get her deported. Yea, And all she has
to do is act hurt and cry a lot and
not scream at anyone or throw anything, and.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
She can just eviscerate him with her words. Even though
this is her second language. Yeah, she's very very smart
that way. All right. So Andre and Jovi, you know,
remember that there were in a fight from Lake Placid.
So they go to talk and Andre goes, so you've
blocked us on social media and Joe goes, yeah, I
(28:37):
don't want to talk to you. So yeah, I've locked you.
And that's how that works. That's how that works. I
don't okay, So that's what you called me in here for.
There is a free bar here, so why don't we
take advantage? So he says, Job says, you know, the
word Elizabeth used to speak to Yara is the worst
thing you can say. So whatever is the word is
(28:59):
bitch must be like the C word, somebody tell us,
because we don't know because they bleeped it out and
it was a bad word. Look up what is C
word in Ukrainian or Russian and see if there's a word. Yeah,
and see if there's a word for it. If there's
a word for it, then that's what she said. Do
(29:20):
I have to type out the sea word in what Ukrainian?
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Russia?
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Say Russian offensive words you can call a woman in
the Russian language, it'll probably be like that old, ugly
piece da. That's the S word.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
That's one word for it. Yeah, p I s d
A mm hmmm, I mean but in a different language.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Yeah, did you hear it? Do it again? Is na
piece dad? Is that what she said? I don't know,
because they bleeped it.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
I know, but I normally, like you can kind of
tell what the first letter is by looking at their mouth.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Okay, hopefully we'll get to it. Hopefully at some point
Sean will say, what was the word? Right? Right? Yes? Okay?
God if only they did like Peacock does and put
the unedited on Discovery so you could hear them curse,
because you could hear the cursing that you would know
got it hit so hard when you hear those housewives
the real words. Okay, So okay, So Jovi says that
(30:33):
word that Elizabeth spoke is the worst thing you can say,
and Jovi goes, okay, so who cares? So what do
you act like a child? And Andre says you start
all the shit? And Jovi goes, well, I think you do.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Andre says, job is doing what Jasmine needs to do,
staying calm, yes, and just letting Andrea explode and look insane.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Yeah, I agree, and Andre goes, you're gonna be a
little bitch. No, okay, and Jovi goes, so, if you
want to be my friend, calling me names is not
the way to go. You're trying to manipulate me. I'm
not going to have it. And then Jovie, I can't
tell exactly what happened here. He either knocked the water
bottle out of Andre's hand or he threw it at him.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
I think Andre Libby's husband. My husband is holding the
drink and he smacked it. But well, that's what Sean
says at the tell all okay, she says, I heard
you knock to drink out of Andre's hand. It's a
water bottle. This is a this is a very super
manly plastic water bottle.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Fight. It's a small one too. Yeah, it's a many
it's a many.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Sounds.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Yeah, they need to give him full size. And then
Andrea picks it up and throws it at him. So
you will fuck yourself. And Andre says, you want to
talk about this, you want to fight what you want
to do, and Jovie goes, I'm thirty four years old,
I'm not fighting. I'm not also, also.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
Your he would just you want to destroy me.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Then they argue like you threw the bottle, who threw
that whatever, So they seemed to like clear this up pretty.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Quickly, and Guermo tries to squash it.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Yeah, Guermo and Georgie have shown up, and Andre says, yeah,
you know, Jovi and I we used to be good
friends at all, Like we're texting, like we're sending the
memes and we do things together and stuff, and uh,
now he's acting like sending.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Memes just like just like us, just like girlfriends, just
like girlfriends.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
And by the way, this was a huge, huge storyline
on the Real House House of Beverly Hills. When Durit
and Pik broke up, Kyle was still texting with p
K even though dreet was her friend. She was like,
we're just sending funny memes. We just sent funny memes.
And it was like a whole thing, like, why are
you sending names to my husband? So you got to
(32:44):
choose a sage you get tend names Kyle.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
So.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Okay, So he goes, now, no, no, like we used to
be good friends and everything, and now he acts like
a little girl and he's fucking drunk, like and he
is all the fucking time.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
It doesn't seem drunk at all.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Actually he does. And Jovie goes, but like, this is
how you want to be friends, Like you want to
be friends, but you're talking all this shit to me,
and Garama goes, no way, wait, wait, so you want
to be friends with you're calling him a little girl,
and Garama goes, I think my opinion. You just say
we have no more problem and agree, and then that's it,
because that's how guys can.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Do it, by the way, Yes, they can just shake
it off.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
And Joe goes, yeah, man, you want to squash this.
And Andrew goes, I do it? Why I'm talking? Yes,
and he's gets screaming at me.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Yeah, stepthing, fuck every other word.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
You look at you, bitch, and Jovi goes, just don't
disrespect me, and I won't disrespect you, and we can
squash this. Okay, so they agree. Now Elizabeth, who's never
gonna help, has walked in with Darcy, and Elizabeth chimes
and he goes, yeah, but what about your wife disrespecting me?
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Oh my god, and Jovie goes, I don't I want
to be in this scene too? Can I be in
this scene?
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Joe goes, I don't want this drama. We're gonna have
a fun weekend, free bar. Let's go, so Jovi says,
you know, Andrea will continue to be a hothead. It's
only not one of the tell all, I really want
to enjoy this open bar, but if he continues to
come at me, I won't continue to take it.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Well, yeah, get ready, I give Jovi if I had
a scorecard, I wish I had like an Olympic scorecard,
ten out of ten for that the way he handled it,
except no, I deduct two points for the violence of
the water bottle.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
He couldn't take it. He's like, what can I do? Oh?
And also you know the Wattle security guards there to
have his back. So then we see Kara feeling up
Darcy's boobs. This is where she's like, boomy boomy boomy
boomoy bom. She's like, I love your boobs.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
No, no, see that's what another reason now we hate you, Kara.
No one in their right mind loves those boobs and
don't encourage Darcy to not get them removed when she
clearly needs to for her health.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
And that's when she goes darky. And then Kara talks
to Gino and is like, all these bitches are supporting
Jasmine and that's crazy to me, Like, gino, I'm cool, right.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
I'm cool.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
I call girls bitches awesome. So Jasmine is talking to Lauren,
and Lauren is like, you have to take the high road,
like you literally can't let him get to you. You've
got to take the high road. And I'm like, yes,
listen to Lauren. But Alas, she's had two drinks and
she's breastfeeding and she shouldn't be drinking at all because
because she's like probably hadn't had a drink in months, yeah,
(35:34):
you know. And now she's like, yeah, I'm wanna get
home and I'm gonna pump and dump. I'm gonna get
drunk at this. Don't get drunk around your ex. It's
not good. No, not good. So Jasmine goes into the kitchen.
It's like I have an announcement. She says, I won't
let this happen again. It happened at the last tell all,
and Kara goes, h somebody get her a soapbox.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Shut up, shut up, shut up.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
You're turning into Elizabeth. And she says, at the end
of the day, I'm allowed to tell my story and
I'm sick and tired of you playing the victim. Gin's response, No,
you're playing the victim. He literally do has no comebacks ever. Yeah,
and so Jess goes, oh, you're acting like you're the
best God's given husband. The first day I came to America,
(36:25):
there was literally a piece of shit in the toilet
that Kimberly on Pink Shade talks about constantly. He didn't even.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
Flush the toilet. I wish were you?
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Were you so happy that she brought that.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
I was so happy. I was like, never forget.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
Kiverly has never got. And I went to gloss over
it because it's so disgusting. Kara goes, oh, there was
a piece of shit in the toilet, So I'm going
to fuck another man and have a baby.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
Okay, Okay, that's not the whole. That's not what she's saying. Okay,
so shut up. Don't make me not like you, Kara,
because I was rooting for you all season. I'm giving
myself applash.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
I can't do this. Here's the thing. Kara like, Okay,
I'm gonna okay, this is not about you care, this
is not your fight. Okay. It's just like Elizabeth trying
to jump in on this other fight exactly. So Gino says,
I can pull up all the text messages and I
(37:25):
can just show the world. Here we go. I'm gonna
show the world how hold on, I'm good with my
flu hold.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
On, I don't know my password. I got to reset
my password.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Wait, no, that's I don't want Apple pay hold on,
so wait, just wipe down her up for the Okay,
I'm gonna show the world how she treated me.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
She's a bitch.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
So she says, you called immigration on me when I
was pregnant to try to get me out of the country,
and he's yelling, you're a fraud, You're a fucking user,
and everybody's like pulling them up. Part Now that she
has told everybody about him calling immigration on her, I'm
hoping some of the immigrants will take a different view
(38:10):
on this.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
Uh huh. I think that the tides are hopefully gonna yes.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
And I hope they show all that footage of him
saying I know I'm going to delay the divorce so
I can get her deported like.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
I want my mark.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
I want the market to crash for everybody in the
world so that I have to give her less money.
I hope they show all this. So then Jazzmin's scrin goes.
Matt's his penis it actually works, You're a loser. She's screaming,
people are pulling her away, and Lauren's like yeah, yeah,
yeah y I Nita Xana going so Yaa says he's
(38:43):
actually hurt, and Jasmine just wants to clear her name,
but nobody will believe her. So it's like, whose side
is y're on?
Speaker 2 (38:51):
Yeah? I can't tell. She's a woman and she's an
immigrant who has had a baby, so that alone should
make her on Smond's side. But I agree sometimes her
takes no. One on this show has perfect takes no.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
And now I do wish we had a score card. Okay,
Darcy goes for no reason. Darcy is bouncing around with
those boobs, like trying to talk to Gino and she's
going trigger trigger trigger cut, the cord cut, the cord,
trigger cut the card. I was like, what are you
talking about?
Speaker 2 (39:29):
Stay away, it's a shield.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
So Alexi goes to Gino. Alexi goes, man, if you
act like this, it's going to work against you in
the end when you act like this. Yeah, and Kara
goes look, she's trying to make you mad, but call
it a woman a bitch is not cool, and telling
an immigrant to go back home is also not cool.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
Okay, Kara, good job, Kara.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
Finally, if we were in the plus column, you'd have
a one, but your negative is already like at six.
I know, all right, Elizabeth and Julia are trying to
talk to Jasmine, and you know, we were Julia and
Jasmin were friends and they always pretend like they're gonna
make out and stuff, and Julia and Jasmine kiss on
the lips and Jess is like, no, you have to
(40:14):
give it to me more. And Alice was like, get
out of here, you Russian horror to Julie.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
And she's trying to be funny, and I was like, oh.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
Do you know her well enough to say that? I
don't think exactly.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
It felt like one of those like forced closeness jokes.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
And then well it's like I said, she called me
a bit and not the cute kind, you know.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
Yeah, m hm.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
So Giarmo and Kara talks. She goes and sits down
and she's like, we would never escalate like that, and
he goes, no, I'm not not in front of the cameras. No, no,
and she goes, I'm just so proud I have a
baby with such a good human. Look really good. Go upstairs. No,
(40:56):
she doesn't say that, but they nod and they see
each other.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
She's greasing the wheels so that he won't bring up
any dirt on her at the tella, so she's like,
remember how great we get along and I'm the mother
of your child, and you're so handsome, and let's just
be nice and not say anything bad about each other.
He is so hot, he is so hot, but if
(41:22):
she cheated, she does not want him to bring that up.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
No, and vice versa, like, we'll see, okay, yeah, but
right now, Kara team Gierma. And I hate to say
that because I've been team Kara long. I know. Okay,
So now Jasmine once again, when they go low, she
goes lower. She finds Gino's bags at the front door
and pours a drink in his backpack, then takes off
(41:49):
her underwear, rubs the drink all over it, and shoves
that in the side pocket of his bag. The production goes,
what do you do? And she goes, you don't have
to film this. Why did she do that?
Speaker 2 (42:03):
That is closer to her vagina than he has gotten
in years though.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
Right, right, and then she and then she wiped her
drink all over it, like to make sure it was
like soaking wet. I don't know. I know it's gonna
be fun for him when he finds out.
Speaker 2 (42:18):
I thought she was gonna pee or poop and then
rep it on there.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
If she opened that backpack and did a squat to poop,
it would not surprise me at all.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
I know she pulled a white lotus.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
Yes, yes, Season one never forget. So she leaves for
a hotel, which was obviously pre planned because the baby's
at the hotel with Matt and she's going to go
back to the hotel be with him. She's got a
little baby. I think she's still feeding whatever. So Alexi
and Lauren go up to bed, and Jovia and Yara
go up to bed, Andrea and Elizabeth go up to
bed and talk about how they're gonna bone and Gino
(42:53):
goes to bed alone. And now they're in the car.
It's the next day. They're heading to New York City,
and this is where Kimberly takes over.
Speaker 2 (43:02):
Oh my god, So we see tell all day one
of fifteen, right, the Olympics are coming early, folks, so
they all roll up in the vans. Everyone's on edge
because of the tension between Elizabeth and Lauren, which I
think so far they've just ignored each other. So really
(43:22):
you should be more on edge between Jasmine and Gino.
I think that's what's really gonna blow. So Kara is like,
I'm just here to talk about me and my husband.
Ladies sort your stuff out, because she doesn't care because
she's a guy's girl. And then they're sitting and she's
shoving food in her face and still looks so pretty
(43:44):
even shoving food in her face, and Giermo touches her
arm and she's like, don't do that. That's not We
don't do that anymore. We're separated, remember, And he says
to us, sometimes I look at her and I think
how good we could be, But I know if we
were to get back together, the problems would come back.
And then he tells her we aren't fighting enough for
(44:04):
this relationship, and she gets really pissy and she's like,
speak for yourself, like I was fighting well one therapy
session and then you stopped going.
Speaker 1 (44:14):
They sat together, he touched her arm and she's like, oh,
that gave me all the tingles. Don't do that? And
did you get enough to eat? It's very much like there's.
Speaker 2 (44:22):
Still a couple, you know they are, but then they're
arguing over who was fighting enough over the relationship. There's
still love there, there's clearly still love there.
Speaker 1 (44:31):
I want to go to the bad I want it
to work so good.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
So what Also, what's Elizabeth wearing when she shows up?
She's wearing a Golden Girls jumpsuit. It is, it's flowered,
and it's a one piece. That's not what she's wearing
for the actual tell all. That's when they arrived. Also,
that was not the fun van. And even with Elizabeth
is not the fun van. I would rather be in
(44:57):
the other van.
Speaker 1 (44:57):
I feel like she's always turned around going what yeah
to whoever's the next? What happened? What huh? Yes, you
guys were not fans of Elizabeth? No?
Speaker 2 (45:09):
Never, no. And then Yara says to Julia, are you
matching me? Pointing to Julia's new huge pregnancy boobs, and
Julius says, yes, I got them done, definitely not pregnant.
This is fake silicone. It's all fake in here because
she's pretending she had a boob job.
Speaker 1 (45:27):
I know, I'm pregnant. That was interesting because they kind
of they're kind of whispering about is she pregnant? Is
she pregnant? And I wish somebody would just ask her
like off camera and not are trying to like expose
it on camera knowing its sensitive to anybody, not just
hurt any woman this pregnant. You know, they are.
Speaker 2 (45:43):
Making it more of an issue. It's the Barber Streisand effect,
which is you do you know what the barber streisand
effect is?
Speaker 1 (45:56):
Tell me.
Speaker 2 (45:56):
It is when you draw more attention to something by
trying to get people to ignore it. So Barbara Streisan
sued this like stock photo company because they had a
photo of an aerial shot that included her house, and
she sued the photographer or something like that, and all
(46:17):
it did the lawsuit went public because she was suing
for like a million dollars year just does she.
Speaker 1 (46:22):
Have restricted airspace over her home?
Speaker 2 (46:25):
No? But so she sued, and that made everyone look
at the photo because they hear about this huge lawsuit.
So they look at the photo and now they all
see what her house looks like, which is the opposite
of what she wanted, so she drew more attention to
it by trying to get people to look away, whereas
if she just ignored it, no one would have ever
known that that was her house.
Speaker 1 (46:45):
So, okay, I knew about the barbarstis and effect, but
I don't think I knew it was about her house.
I was very busy trying to look up the ninety
day Fiance reunion looks, and all I got was a
seating chart.
Speaker 2 (46:56):
Well, I'll send you the thing that was there, and
it was done by TLC and it was like who
wore it best? And there is all of them posing
did I save it on my Reddit? Because they sometimes
I save things on Reddit, and I'm smart, and I'm like,
I'm gonna tell Mary Pain about this.
Speaker 1 (47:14):
Okay, wait, I see Georgie. Okay, now I see Lauren. Okay,
I'm looking Georgie. Lauren. Garima looks good, he shows his ankle.
Carol looks great. Darcy girl. No, just no. There is
Ariola showing Jasmine's dress was pretty, it didn't fit well
(47:35):
on the top. Yaara looks amazing. Gino looks ridiculous. His
pants aren't so voluminous now it looks good. Eliz's dress
is gold and I think it's not cute. Jovi isn't
a sweater, Julia looks she's in a shorts outfit. Yeah,
(47:55):
and Brandon at the end literally does looks like he's
going on Safari. He's an yeah, khaki shirt with khaki
pants and he looks stupid.
Speaker 2 (48:03):
And the comments were very funny. They were like, my
lady Peen shirvels up and dies when I think of
sleeping with Brandon.
Speaker 1 (48:12):
Looks like a little boy. Elizabeth's comment, because so this
was posted if you go to the ninety day Fiance Instagram,
it was posted on November sixth, and Elizabeth because there's
no Andrea, and Elizabeth writes, you forgot the main attraction
and the sexiest guy this show has ever seen Andre
(48:33):
my husband husband. So yeah, anyway, it's good.
Speaker 2 (48:38):
People were making a lot of fun of her, her
physical things. They on on read it they call her Chack,
which is how they spell out what Andrea how he
pronounceds chuck chat And they say that she looks exactly
like Chuck, and they do side by side she does
(49:01):
she does. It's strong genetics, but they also make fun
of things that it's not very nice to make fun
of things she would need, like procedures.
Speaker 1 (49:11):
To share things that she's born with.
Speaker 2 (49:12):
Yes, yeah, or are genetics. But this, this, this latest
post is so annoying. It's them, like it says, when
your husband look at they just think they're so funny.
It's so annoying. I think they're so funny, and so
he o V he gives you a glass of wine
(49:34):
when you're ovulating. They just talk about sex so much
like it makes me think they're not actually having sex. Yeah, anyway,
hate them.
Speaker 1 (49:46):
Hate them, back to that's where you go to see
them if you want to see them. Everybody.
Speaker 2 (49:51):
Yeah, so, and Julia's pregnancy boobs, so she's drawing more
attention to this fact.
Speaker 1 (49:57):
By like he's a ropper that has Yeah, it's terrible.
It's cute, but it's casual.
Speaker 2 (50:04):
Yeah. And she's doing the I Dream of Jeanie ponytail,
which she I believe did last time, and she's really
sticking to it, and I don't love it. So Julia
tells us. In Russia, you don't tell people for a
long long time. It's like a superstition because we believe
people do not always wish you good luck. So they
(50:27):
may say good luck, they don't mean good luck, so
they're gonna curse your baby, so you don't tell them.
It's essentially what she's saying. It's terrible, but she's not.
I mean I want Yeah, a lot of these assholes,
I wouldn't trust them to wish me well.
Speaker 1 (50:43):
Same same right.
Speaker 2 (50:45):
So Gina is dreading today, but he feels like most
of the house is on my side and that in
Jasmine's side, So we'll see how long that lasts. Jasmine
shows up with Matt and she's like, poor Matt, this
is your first tellel. You have no idea what you're
in for. Like, I'm glad I have my man to
have my back. And Matt says, I'm going to try
to be mature, but I'm ready to get into it
(51:06):
if Jasmine, if Gino comes for us, and Jasmine introduces
Matt to everyone but ignores Gino and everyone thinks that's
so rude, and I'm like, that's exactly what Gino did
to her the day before.
Speaker 1 (51:18):
He doesn't need to he doesn't need to meet Matt.
He's already met him.
Speaker 2 (51:21):
He's already met Matt. So Andrea is ready to call
people out and get steamy, like steamy, don't say that.
I don't like that. And Jovi walks up and Andre's like,
this is my friend again, we are friends, right, maybe?
And Jovi's like, yeah, if you cannot be an asshole
and say fuck for five seconds, maybe stop touching me.
(51:44):
So poor Jasmine can hardly walk to the stage in
her stilettos. I fucking hate this culture of wearing shoes
that you cannot walk in and you can only sit in.
What is the point of shoes that you can only
sit in and then you wear slippers to walk around it?
Speaker 1 (51:59):
I don't know, I don't know she did that? Hmmm
where I just watched the show? Okay, it was Real
Housewives of Oh see. They were going somewhere and they
were getting in the sprinter van as Shannavadour had on slippers,
and they go, Shannon, are you wearing your slippers through
the restaurant. She's like maybe, but she was holding her shoes,
so obviously she's gonna change. Was just like, just wear
(52:22):
whatever you want.
Speaker 2 (52:23):
I know.
Speaker 1 (52:23):
I hate it.
Speaker 2 (52:24):
It's men's fault. Why the men's so fucking stupid? As
my tagline says, yes, thank you. Uh, what's your face, Madeline.
So Sean says, welcome, And I want to say, at
the time of this taping, not all the episodes have aired,
so there's gonna be some big surprises.
Speaker 1 (52:46):
So they didn't know them.
Speaker 2 (52:48):
They didn't show them. And then, in a very obvious
voice over, you hear Sean's voice saying, and there's one
couple that won't be featured. It's Tiger Lily and ad
Non no explanation, moves right on and the camera's not
on her. It's clearly added after and I think they
were there. People have said on Reddit they were on
(53:09):
camera and they edited it out. That's what people on
Reddit were saying. They think a monitor.
Speaker 1 (53:16):
I don't know that they were both on a maunitor both.
Speaker 2 (53:20):
On a monitor. I don't know why they live in Texas,
so I don't know why they would not have gone
to New York City. But I don't know if that
is actually proven information or just read it gossip. Okay,
so Sean says, so, what happened at the house last night?
I heard Jovie smacked a drink out of Elizabeth's husband's hand.
(53:43):
Aka Andrea and Alexi mumbles to Lauren.
Speaker 1 (53:48):
How do we miss that.
Speaker 2 (53:49):
She's like so happy though that they're fighting and like
they're on the good side. And Jovi says he was
being rude, and Andrea says, well, now I know what
Jovi's character there is.
Speaker 1 (54:01):
Okay, Okay.
Speaker 2 (54:03):
So Sean says, let's circle back to that in the
next fiscal year and let's welcome Matt. Nice to meet
you in person, and he says, nice to meet you, ma'am.
He called Sean ma'ham.
Speaker 1 (54:15):
Ma.
Speaker 2 (54:16):
Sean is a snack. You don't. She's not a mam.
There's no world in which she's a man. Okay.
Speaker 1 (54:22):
Well, if he was raised Southern, then he.
Speaker 2 (54:26):
Was raised Romanian, which he always talks about.
Speaker 1 (54:28):
Yes, that he needs to. He's probably just going to
put respect on any woman that's older than me.
Speaker 2 (54:34):
Yeah. So, Also, she looks the same age because she
never ages.
Speaker 1 (54:39):
She does an age. Yeah. All right, y'all. This is
the end of part one of the h EA Telall episode.
Go ahead and listen to part two. It's already in
your feed.
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