1075 - Before the 90 Days (s8e2) "Fasten Your Seat Belts" with Kimberly - Pink Shade

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yeah, Hey, everybody, welcome to Pink Shade. It's t LC Tuesday.
We're going to talk about the brand new season of

(00:20):
Before the ninety Days. I've got Kimberly with me, and Kimberly,
I've figured out the pattern of the titles already. Wait,
what was this called? Last week was now Boarding? This
week is fastening your seatbelts.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Okay, So it's just okay, so if I paid more, Actually,
I do pay a lot of attention when they're doing
the safety briefing. So it's just going to be each
step of the safety breathing.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
It's gonna be put your mask on someone else before yourself.
It's gonna yeah, I'll we're in for a bumpy ride.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
We're gonna the inflatables are underneath your seat. Yeah, okay, ready,
but that's gonna be that's cute.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
That's a cute, good idea. Actually, yeah, so episode one
was now boarding, an episode two is fastened your seatbelts. Okay,
So I don't I think I looked and saw what
next week was. It's all right, it's already gone out
of my mind. Before this started, we had a very
depressing conversation about all the bad things going on in

(01:20):
the world right now. We're not going to go into
it because this is a comedy podcast, but guys, just
know that we're aware of all the terrible things going
on in the world and just powering through. We're powering through,
and we're going to try.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
To make to hear our thoughts on gun control.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
No, I mean gun control. You want us to talk
about these losers, Yeah, who live in countries that probably
do have gun control. So why did that come here?
They want to be clear? Exactly unclear, But yeah, you
said you had a funny story to tell me, So
I'm waiting for that for some levity in my life.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Okay. Yeah. So it's my friend's birthday and Melissa, who's
for moms and mysteries, and Kim and I are like
we have like a text chain and her gift her
love language is gifting cameos, and so there have been

(02:20):
many cameos between us all throughout the years. I think
the most memorable was Billy McFarland of Fire Festival, who
was in jail and he did a cameo for Melissa
that we ordered, and in it he said, I'm planning
another one when I get out, and you three are

(02:41):
all invited, just contact me. So anyway, they had a
new fire festival like last weekend. We didn't get invited,
we didn't reach out, but we just got one for
Kim and it was Danielle the original Danielle of Danielle
and Mohammed of the I'm concerned about your hygiene.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Levels and I can't kiss you at our wedding below.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
The equator and I kiss traumaedn I can't kiss you.
So she gave the most unhinged cameo ever. She's slurring
and she's not making a lot of sense, and she's
a nurse and my friend Kim's a nurse, so we

(03:31):
were like, give some nursing advice. Even though Kim has
been a nurse for like a decade. She's like trying
to like take your notes, take notes on your patients,
and try to keep up on your charting and stuff
like good good stuff if you were like a beginner nurse. Sure,
And then and we're like, is she drunk? Like what's happening?
What was she drunk? Is she impaired? And then finally

(03:54):
at the end she's like, I'm sorry, I have COVID
and I've been really struggling this week, and she's like,
I'm on a lot of medication and we were like,
oh my god, she wasn't drunk the whole time. It
was a big twist reveal at the end she wasn't drunk,
she had COVID and still decided to do do cameos

(04:16):
for people.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
I wonder if she gets booked a lot on cameo
or it's like me, it's like one every two years,
do you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (04:24):
And honestly, that's one every two years. I would take that.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
I mean, I think I've done two or three. Ever, yeah,
I don't.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
We don't even sign up because we're like, it's presumptuous,
no one would ever want us to do it, so.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Right, I'm just like, why don't you just send me
a text and ask me and I'll do it.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
We just did a birthday message for someone and they
wanted to pay us, and I was like, just donate
to your local food bank. There'll do a birthday message.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
And we were not drunk and we did not have
COVID when we were deciding to do a cameo. It's
like those housewives that do it in bed. You said, yes,
both them the whole weekend and they're just in bed.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
It is just not a lick a makeup, just dirty hair,
sometimes just eating. Yeah, and they just they pull in.
They can pull in six figures a month on cameo. Crazy.
I know it's crazy because it'll be like Countess Luanne
will be like Darling. You know, money can't bally class,
but what I can't buy. He was his cameo birthday

(05:22):
to you. You know, that's what she does. And they're
all the same. They're hilarious. Somebody one time I had
surgery or something and somebody got me a cameo from
Ben for Watcher Crappins.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Oh that's amazing.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
I was like, I could have just sent him a text.
I mean, yeah, yeah, you know, like I do actually
know him. But yeah, I've gotten one from Andre you know.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Yes, yes, I got one for my mom when she
was in the hospital from Kenny and Armando and they
were adorable, like cheering her up. And then I got
one from two and Veronica. That was very funny.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
This is what I got from Kenny and Armando. And
then Armando mailed this to me.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Stop it.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
How have I never seen that?

Speaker 2 (06:09):
It's so good. Yeah, that's adorable.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
So what he does then at the time was when
he when they did when they did cameos, he would
draw the whole time and it would be a fast
moving video of him doing the drawing. Yes, and then
at the end he and Kenny would do like a pianos.
They would do like a yeah, singing in Spanish. And

(06:33):
then he sends you the picture. Yeah. Now he sent
it to me special because Bunkie Linda had gotten in
touch with him, and he sent it to me normally,
but normally he doesn't normally not was coming from Mexico.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
Yeah, yes, I understand.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Yeah, but yeah, this hangs in there.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
That's adorable.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
And I got one from David and Annie for my
dad once too, and that was very They talked about
having boom boom and it was very very sweet. So
I support all these people get paid.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Yeah, why not? Yeah, put effort into it.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
If you are are high on cold medicine, because you
have my wife, it's fine, do it.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
I got Kobe to do it for free for your dad.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
I know, And I love that him.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Yet have you shown him?

Speaker 2 (07:22):
Yeah, he was grinning, He's like, what did he say?

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Bob.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
Yeah, he was really fine.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
So because because Kobe was like finishing up and I
was like kids, He's like, and the kids are doing great. Yeah,
we want to know how the kids are. He will.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
And then I was watching diaries, which I took notes
on diaries so I can tell you about it maybe
when we do the other way, okay. And he got
a job in sales. And my my Bob, my dad
Bob has been for a long time being like he
should be in sales. He would be so good in sales. Yeah,
so he's going to be thrilled to see that Kobe

(08:01):
is in sales now.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
Okay. Good because he's so likable you would want to
buy anything from him.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
M hm.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Emily, if you're listening, we love Kobe so much. We
love you too, girl.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
I love Emily too. Emily cracks me up on Pillow Talk.
She's she was so fun at the party when she
showed who was it Sophie and Kenny and Armando her
birthing video and the four of them are just screaming,
and she's like, oh my god, could I have shaved?

Speaker 1 (08:31):
I guess I didn't shave, Sorry, guys.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
And then she's like, he was making noises and she's like, yeah,
that was me was that's noise. And they were just
screaming because they had never seen a birth up that
I guess for their own children.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
They did this. This was on Diaries, Hello Talk, pillow Talk. Okay, yeah,
I generally watched I generally watched pillow Talk, not every time,
but I definitely don't watch Diaries, and I just it's
just I don't have the hours in the day.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
I know, and you're not missing that much. I can
do a quick recap.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
Okay, thank you. Well, this is a Kimberly heavy episode,
So next week I'm gonna find out who the players
are and make sure Kimberly doesn't have to do all
the work.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
If you hate the sound of my voice, you're not
gonna like this episode.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
Well, if you've listened up to this point, I've already
gotten the download credit, so you can go down no it,
please don't, please don't. Yeah, you guys, if you don't
like a podcast, if you listen to it for like
it's like five or six minutes, they still get the download.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
Is that right? I always wondered if there was like
a is it a percentage of the episode or is
it a standard count we need to find we need.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
To know that Inger knows the answer. I really feel
like it's like one or two minutes. I'm just saying
five or six, and I listen longer. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
Well, and I have my podcast app set to automatically
download the podcast, so even if I don't listen, do
they still get the download credit because I am downloading
the episode, And.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
If you're subscribed, you always get the credit. But here's
the thing. You know, when Apple did a whole reething,
you have to go in every so often and clear
your downloads because it gets backed up and then you
won't get new episodes. And I only realized that one time.
I was like, wait, I know Heather has an episode
out on Tuesday, and it wasn't there and I couldn't
find it. And it was because it did the downloads

(10:21):
had stopped. So I just go and clear all the
downloads and then it starts over. You should probably do
it like once a month, but I have no idea.
Apple finds a new way every month just screw us. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
Last year was the big one where they screwed us. Yeah, yeah, all.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
Right, So if you've been listening up to this point,
then thank you, and we are appreciating reminding you again
that on this Thursday the eighteenth, we are having our
Patreon live, which if you're on Supercast, we're going to
send you a link. If you're on Apple, please email
me info or MP whichever one you can remember at

(10:58):
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your email address and a screenshot that you've paid Apple subscriptions.
Because we have no way to know who's on Apple subscriptions,
and there's a lot of people out there, we have
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(11:18):
and then we'll add you and we'll email you the link.
We can't just email the link out because it's a
special thing for people that are paying five dollars and
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if you're on either one five and above, you're good to.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
Go, and please do send her the thing because we
want there, we want the more people there in the chat.
It's fun, fun, it's so fun.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
So we're covering a movie called The Snow Must Go On.
And I believe you can find it on the Hallmark Channel.
Just yes, type it in the Snow Must go On.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
I'm doing a free trial of an add on for
the Hallmark Channel. Oh apparently I don't get the Hallmark Channel.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Oh maybe I'll keep it. Yeah, we'll see the Snow
Must Go On. And Kimberly is going to do the recap,
Katie's going to do the fashion I'm gonna do fun
facts about the cast, and you know, who knows what
else is going to go on. It's not going to
be in years past where we're doing gift exchanges and
all that, because we just decided this year was too much,

(12:21):
too much. We're just going to be fun over there
live interacting with you guys on the chat. So I'm
very excited. I'm very excited.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
I like don't want to make I think the movie
actually might be fun, and then I don't know how
much we'll be making fun of it or we're just
enjoying it.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
Like I don't know, or maybe it's terrible. Well know,
those kind of movies, there's plenty to make fun of.
The one that we did last plot Holes. Yeah, well,
the one that we did last year was great because
it was like set in the you know, only maybe
set five or ten years back, but everybody was dressed
like it was nineteen eighty seven. Yeah, that was so weird.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
They were like had walkmans and it was the year
twenty ten it was and they're bizarre and.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
They said it was twenty ten. And then yet they
all looked like they'd gone to Goodwill to get their costumes.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
Yeah, and there were some acting, some line reads that
were questionable that I was like, that was a choice.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
Why did you make that choice? Did the director tell
you to make that choice. No, they're just like wrap,
move on to the next thing. That We only had
this house for four hours to shoot the whole movie.
So we're excited about that. That's on the eighteenth. If
you have any questions, send me a DM, send me
an email, send Kimberly a DM at dateline. But Katie,

(13:38):
the other part of our throuble, will be joining us
and I don't get to see her that often, so
I'm excited.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
I know it's gonna be really fun.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
Now I'd love to see her face, okay, and it'll
all be on social media to all the information. But again,
if you're here. If you're over on Patreon supercast, you're
gonna get a link no matter what it's. If you're
an Apple subscriber for the Prime, that's the people that
have to reach out because, yeah, I don't know, take
it up with us.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
That's a dumb system.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
Yeah. I guess it's all privacy and whatnot, and that's fine.
But all these other subscription services give you the names
of who's listening. Yeah, if you want to listen to
anonymously and for nobody ever to know, do it through Apple.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
Okay, yeah, why would you? That's like you just really
want to listen to Mary Payne, but you don't want
her to know who you are?

Speaker 1 (14:24):
Right?

Speaker 2 (14:24):
What is your story that concerns me?

Speaker 1 (14:27):
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(14:48):
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(17:49):
let's do this show before the ninety day, Season eight,
episode two. Fasten your seat belts. We're gonna start with
Forrest and Sheena, and I feel like there was a
lot of filler here before we got to it, Yes,
but I sort of enjoyed it.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
It was like Forest and family on the road, and
it could have been a whole like fun reality show,
but not on primetime. It would be a YouTube reality
show for sure. So he's dancing again in his hero
shot and we see him dancing around his apartment.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
He's decided he's.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
Been gaining weight, and he has these dancer size videos.
So I'm picturing VHS tapes. I don't know what they
if they actually were. The guy that was doing the
dancer size looked quite old fashioned, like it could have
been from the nineties or the eighties, even could be

(18:42):
a DVD. He's not streaming that guy on YouTube. Maybe
he is. If someone found that guy, let me know.
So Sheena is doing it at the same time. So
they are doing this dance together opposite sides of the world,
and she's she's very cute.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
She's like, come on, Forest, we can do this.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
Let's get in shape, and it's it was kind they're
dorky and cute together, much like a few weeks ago
how we thought Greta and Matthew were dorky and cute
together and then it turned into crying into Vegan Shepherd's
fine merchant Ivory film.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
Yeah, that's over on the Prime guys, But that's a
sad it's a sad sad situation.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
It's just sad vegans, low on iron and crying. So
he says, I want to be able to work out
with you in person. I can't wait, and then we
can go eat cake. And I was like, that's my
that's balance, I think so sure.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
So he she asks, well, we have any alone time
when you come with your mom and your stepdad and
he says, well, we can sneak some alone time to
very quickly bone and devirginize each other quickly. So he
tells her, you know, my mom was very unhappy to
hear I wanted to stay longer on my own. And

(20:01):
she's super worried about how your parents are taking all
of our money, as we all are. And he says,
I don't like how your parents treat you. I'm going
to stand up to them and tell them I'm taking
you away from them. I'm saving you from the tower
and putting you in my own tower. It's very Disney
Prince White Savior complex. And he says her parents don't

(20:25):
like me because I've been encouraging her to be independent
from them and to have her own money. And she
cries and says, I can't wait to be together with you.
It seems really genuine. I was really excited. And then
three days later, it's the day of the trip and
we have sad music and stressful music, and Forrest is

(20:45):
packing and he says Sheina did some hardcore level breakup stuff,
and I gasped out loud. I was devastated. And so
apparently she had told him a year ago that she
had saved up four thousand dollars for the K one visa.
This has been happening every few years. She saves up
thousands of dollars and then the parents take it.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
So what do you need? Ten thousand, I think is
what we've heard. Ten ten, so four thousand.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
We still don't know what he does for a living. No,
by the way, so she's saved up four thousand. But
the night before his trip, she revealed that once again,
she had given all the money to her parents. So
this is the third time thrice he has been deceived

(21:35):
by Sheena and her evil, evil parents.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
Right, I's done this.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
What I am actually thinking that they are manipulating their daughter,
and like evil, I think they are give me my money,
Like that's.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
All I want. I don't care about your kids. Just
give me the money.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
Don't. I mean, that's kind of the vibe I'm getting.
We haven't met them yet, but it must not be.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
There's got to be something here where she has been
agreeing to this and telling him something different or hmm, yeah,
there's got to be something.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
I think there's a level two which we always forget
in these other a lot of these other countries where
it's so ingrained that you have to take care of
your parents, right, and which it should be everywhere, but
like they taken to an extreme extreme level sometimes like
submits mom, you know, like where you they just demand

(22:28):
to be waited on and you have to give them
all your money. So I don't know what's happening here.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
But she thinks her parents manipulate her.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
They threaten to throw her out on the street if
she doesn't give them money. So but again she we
are going to find out. She has a really good job.
So why can't she just get her own place?

Speaker 1 (22:50):
I don't know. Why does she have to sleep in
a bunk bed? Unclear?

Speaker 2 (22:53):
Why are their bunk beds? So he told his mom,
which was a huge mistake. I've made a huge mistake.
Don't tell Mollie. Mollie called sheena a harlot, which is
the word we haven't heard in a long time, but
I love it. And she said, you guys need to
break up immediately, But for some reason, they're all still

(23:15):
going on the trip, so it's gonna be fun.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
Yeah. I mean I think that Mollie wants to get
there and see what's going on with those parents too.
I hope they're going to like hire a translator and
do it the right way.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
Yes. Yeah, so his mom, Mollie and stepdad Dev arrives.
Dev has a very long gray ponytail and he's I'm
obsessed with Dev. Mollie is pissed that sheena light again
and she's like, I'm gonna be watching her like a hawk.
She lies to your face, this is baloney.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
So they all ride what she say, bull mallarchy. What
did she say last.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
Last week? Yeah, So they ride to the airport and
she says, I feel like I need to support you
for us, but I'm very mad at her, and he says,
you know, her parents tell her she'll be homeless if
she doesn't give them her money. But once again, she
has her own money, so she wouldn't be homeless.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
So she created an account they don't know about.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
Exactly, So Mollie says, I need to talk to the
parents and call them out. It's going to be great.
So they're going back and forth. Finally Dev in the
backseat speaks. This is the first time he's spoken, and
he says, Mollie, we've got to understand the culture and
try to understand how that makes her who she is.

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And Molly says, that's food for thought, honey, thank you.
Dev great, and Forrest tells us Dev has been his
stepdad for a lot of his life. He considers him
like a father.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
He says.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
Dev doesn't speak much, but when he does, it's wise.
So Dev is giving off like stereotypical indigenous elder of
like a tribe, or the old cowboy in city slickers
who never speaks. But then we'll say like the wind

(25:07):
knows the truth in your heart or something, and then
everyone goes, oh my god, that was so deep. Yeah,
and then they don't speak again for like seven hours.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
And I fear that that's what we think about Dev.
But it's not going to be true.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
It's totally not true. But this is what Forest says.
He never speaks, but when he does, it's very wise,
but then he becomes like a kid and he's just
adorable and it's very fun. So Forrest says he appreciates
having both his parents going out of their comfort zones
to support him. This is when we learn that Dev

(25:42):
has never been on a flight before and he's a
little nervous. And Molly says, I asked Dev if he
wanted to do the Mile High Club again. This is
in front of Forrest, who she did take to a
sex shop. Yeah, so, yeah, yeah, I got a lot
of boundaries going on.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
Not in front of Forests as a sh she's talking
to somebody else.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
It is two Forest, your stepdad, let's bang in the
bathroom on behind and Forrest says, I didn't know that
was on my mom's to do list. I hope she
doesn't get arrested. Please Mom, don't do it in the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
He said there might be a line. There might be
a line.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
Forest is very funny. So they get to the airport.
It's a full on comedy bears. Mollie has packed a
huge thing of blueberries in a paper bag, which breaks
and the blueberries go all over the ground and she's
trying to pick them up. Then someone lets go of
the luggage cart and it slams, It rolls and slams
into a trash can and all of the luggage falls

(26:43):
off of it. Then Dev loses one of his bags
and then he's like, there's wheels on this bag. And
then Mollie says, I need to find a bathroom right now,
and I was like, please, not for the Mile High Club.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
But she when they first get there, she's filming like
here we and they're in the Portland airport and she's
like Portland Airport. I was like, has Molly also never
been on a plane before?

Speaker 2 (27:06):
It appears that she hasn't because she's like, Dev, this
is a real freaking moment. We're getting on that huge plane.
Oh my god, we're getting on that plane. And then
she's like, how do I get my seat Forrest? And
Forrest is like, just find your seat and she's like
how do I do it? And he goes look at
the numbers on your ticket.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
Where are the numbers? My god? I would be like, yeah,
this is what I'm saying. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
We have Dev sitting at one window looking out the
window and he's in awe and then across the aisle,
so all these strangers are in betwixt them. There's Molly
at the other window and she's yelling across the whole plane.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
Dev look at can you believe this? Like waving at him.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
It is so funny. So after the first flight, Molly
gives Dev his wings like they give to kids, and
a note signed by the whole crew.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
It was a real it was adorable.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
It was a real like check our privilege moment, because like,
we take it for granted. Well I don't. I'm in
terror when I'm flying, but we take it for granted.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
And they've never been on a plane.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
So then Dev loses his phone and then Forrest says,
I wish I could say this is the best family
bonding ever, but it's like babysitting adult children because Molly
and Dev are incredulous at the airport signs, the decor,
the moving walkway. Molly is acting like she's on a
roller coaster at Disneyland.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
She's like, WI, whoare having the best time. I'm going
to look up how long this was, because now it's
three flights. I'm gona look at it. The length of
time it takes Portland. Well, we're going to Manila.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
Ricks was thirty hours, but I never know. With the layovers,
you never know.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
It looks like it. It can to be one day
plus six hours, so thirty or yeah, eighteen hours if
you just do everything on United, twenty two hours if
you do JL and one day twenty four hours if
you do Korean Air, so eighteen to twenty seven hours.

(29:26):
It says, depending on how you book it. So they went.
They went Portland, Oregon, to San Francisco, to Hong Kong
to Manila.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
Yeah, oh wow wow. So there she's riding on the
I don't know how she has all this energy. First,
I guess first flight. The first flight's pretty short. So
she's riding on the walkway and Forrest is like, mom,
we're supposed to go the other way, and she's.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
Like, I'll just ride the other one back.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
So excited, she's literally just back and forth on the walkway.
It's like it's like it's better than the plane almost.
So Forrest can't wait to give Sheena a kiss. If
she accepts it. He says, he's a gentleman, Please God
let that be true. So he's nervous though, because we
get a little more detail about the first woman. So

(30:14):
he's done this before after high school. He met an
Indonesian woman on a karaoke website, which, if you recall,
is where what's her face and what's his face?

Speaker 1 (30:30):
John Britain and Rachel Think John Walter and Rachel Yes,
who have recently broken up. Yeah, no, are you kidding?
Because he could never come to the States and they
just recently broke up.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
He had a criminal record for bar fights or something
like that.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
But gouge somebody's eyes out with his fingers, so yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
Yah, and yeah, we knew it was way worse than
he was making it seem to be.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
I think he blinded a man, yes, yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
And she had a little daughter or her son, little
daughter I think, and he was the steps two daughters,
and the fathers would never let her move to England.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
So first the father of like the eight year old
says she could never never got a kid over there.
And then the father of the baby had nothing to
do with the baby, so they considered John John to
be the father, like he was there with her at
the birth and everything, even though.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
Yes, you're right, she was pregnant when she met him
on the karaoke app. Yeah, they started singing a duet
together and the baby.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
Yeah, the baby. Yeah, so they broke up. They did.
That's sad they did. They were to sleep with the
phone still yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
And he lived with his mom, which was also kind
of weird because he was like forty five.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
But still, listen, everybody live at their mom on these shows. Everybody, Yeah, yeah,
I got one of those living in my house right now.
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
As long as no one's living in the clock, it's like.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
Why mommy in closet, My.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
Mommy in closet. So Forrest met this woman on a
karaoke app. She seemed to really like him. He, against
his mom's wishes, he flew out to visit this woman.
She He thought they were gonna be romantic, but she
put him in like a separate room, that's how he
says it.

Speaker 3 (32:22):
And he.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
Converted some money and she took it, or she took
it to convert the money, and then she kept the money.
And then he flew home devastated.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
And it sounds like he never even saw her. It
sounds like he went there like a ti He went there,
and he was in a hotel room and never saw her.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
Okay, so she could have been anybody, an uncle or
something like she could have been anybody. So he's wondering,
is this happening again? Shea, I was so scared. She
better not break forrest heart. But also, Forrest better not
break my heart because I can't be burned again like
I was with Mike, of Mike and Jimena, who I

(33:05):
thought was like a sweet baby angel and he turned
out to be a racist. Yeah, so Forrest, you better
not be a sex offender. That's all I right now.
I think you're very sweet.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
You know some of his tweets and things have come
out Forrest. Yeah, don't God, Mary paye my story? Good,
don't break my heart. I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
Do I want to know?

Speaker 3 (33:30):
No?

Speaker 1 (33:31):
Mm hmm, but I'll send it to you just in
case he needs to know. But it's sort of like
we heard some things about Niles too, and that was
also upsetting.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
Of Niles and Matilda.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
Yeah. Similar, Yeah, problematic takes.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
Oh God in Heaven. Okay, yeah, maybe that's Molly's doing. Okay,
he needs to get away from Molly.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
Maybe he is thirty two years old, Okay, go ahead,
I know he's very very much under her wing. Yes, yeah, yes, yes,
So they land after.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
Their second flight of three flights and Molly is screaming,
my feet have cankles, they're holding so much fluid, And
Forrest is still excited to kiss Sheena despite his mom
yelling about the fluid in her cankles. He's still horned up,
like that would turn me off immediately. And he's heard

(34:25):
that kisses are salty and sweet, like caramel or carmel,
and he's excited. And then even on the third flight,
Molly is still excited.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
She's like, I love it. We're taking off.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
Yeah, okay, So now we finally meet Sheena twenty four
hours earlier in the Philippines.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
She's forty.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
She's a doctor, and then she says, I love being
a doctor, but it's not glamorous. Sometimes my patients poop
on me. And then we see her patient is a
chocolate lab yeash our fake out, she's a vet.

Speaker 1 (34:59):
Yeah, it's a low of I love it. She said.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
She's shy and anxious around people, but she's always felt
very connected to animals, and she felt like they saw
her and understood her. She works six days a week,
a long, long hours. She doesn't have a social life.
She was a very lonely person until she met Forrest.
She thinks he's quirky and he makes her laugh. He
respects her. They've been talking every day on the phone.
She watches the camera. They say, do you watch it

(35:24):
when he doesn't know you're watching him, and she says, yeah,
it's a little kinky. So then we see her bedroom
and she has bunk beds. So is there like a
younger sibling or.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
She's years.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
Yeah, it's very remember the airbnb with the bunk beds
Ben Ben and Mahogany.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
Ben rip God May Lily confus so.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
So she has stuffed animals that represent Forrest, much like
Forrest has once for her. Recently, she said she was
she liked Molly a lot, but recently the relationship went
bad because of her lying about the savings. She did
not know Forest would tell his mom. Molly texted her
and we see the texts. I'm disappointed and my trust

(36:24):
in you is broken forever.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
How could you do this to him, to our family.
You shit on my.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
Son, you shit on your relationship.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
There is no excuse.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
He needs to end the relationship with you now, just
like screaming over text and shea says she's been crying
for the last few days, and she can't sleep. She's devastated.
She knows what she did was wrong, but she had
her reasons.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
Her parents threatened to put her on the street, but
she is a vet. So why can't theres money to
get a little apartment.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
I feel like there's a piece of the puzzle that
we're not getting. It has to be there, it has
to be Does she have like a child that they're
raising for her? I know she said she's a virgin,
but like, is there somebody else involved?

Speaker 1 (37:13):
I don't feel like I don't understand if there's like
a sibling that she's helping to raise. We just are
not We just don't have the whole story here. We
just yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:22):
But she's really scared that Molly will break them up,
and Forrest is her whole world. So and she's crying,
like real tears.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
So I hope, I know I have. I have high
hopes for them, but I do too.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
Until I learned about questionable tweets.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
Mm hmmm, yeah, not great. Okay, let's move it on
to Emma and ze Ed. So I'm sorry Emma and Babe, Bababe,
cue cute. Everything's cute, babe. So we opened with her

(38:02):
crying and being like, I don't even know what he's
talking about. Like, I don't know what's wrong with him.
We've talked to we've talked so many times about this,
and he's never said respect my religion. He's not even religious.
Like I can't even say, do you like my boobs?
Like so small, it's a small thing. Can you imagine saying, so,

(38:23):
do you like my boobs?

Speaker 2 (38:24):
I know she's done no research, no classic ninety day,
no research on his country.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
I like that, you like I'm biobs? What?

Speaker 2 (38:33):
Like?

Speaker 1 (38:33):
I don't get that? So zi Ed says, he's saying
to the camera, you know, I am Muslim and I
have to respect my religion. And I told her we
can kiss on the cheek, no problem. I want to
kiss herun the cheek. But then she move away and
I say, you don't kiss me no more. And so
she cared more about her makeup than me. So he
walks up and goes, let's go, let's get the bags,

(38:54):
and she goes, hello, are you even going to acknowledge
how you're acting? Ziad? And he goes, you need to
see what you're doing, and then they fight over who
will take the luggage? You take the luggage I'm taking
the lugage. The luggage on the look.

Speaker 2 (39:07):
This was another comedy bears that luggage is going everywhere.
It has a mind of its own. Last week too,
it rolled into the street.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
I thought it was a cute luggage you could get
at TJ Max or whatever, but somebody wrote and said
it was definitely like Vera Bradley luggage.

Speaker 2 (39:21):
Okay, so my hopes they're dashed.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
It's pretty expensive. You know.

Speaker 2 (39:26):
What they all need are those things that I saw
someone had on one of these shows, is like the
connector on the bottom. It somehow connects the suitcase on
the bottom. So they roll in like a little train. Oh,
it becomes like a chew choo train. I don't know
how they magic.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
That's really smart. Yes, and I said us a link.
So do they want to sponsor the show? We talk
a lot about it.

Speaker 2 (39:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
So then they finally get the luggage and she gets
in the car and he puts like one of the
huge suitcases betwe them because there's just not enough space.
And then I was like, well he's not driving, No,
he took a cab there. Yeah, okay, so and then
talking to him, she's like, God, this trip has gotten
off to a bad start, and I wonder, like, did

(40:12):
I come all this way for no reason? But you know,
I also know the good side is the ad and
we have real genuine feelings between us. So like you
did with the last guy, left the last guy six
months ago. So she gets in the car and she's
later says she's there for three weeks. I'm like, damn,
you take off work for three weeks. She got fired.

(40:33):
She got fired, so it doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
So but she didn't know she was getting fired, which
I planned a three week trip. Yeah, and she's like
the office manager, Yeah, this is that whole thing was
very weird with HR.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
She's like, I'm taking all my pto at once. So
she goes, bab, should we eat and he goes, yeah,
we'll get some food. She was and maybe that's why
you're grumpy, because you need some food. And he goes okay,
and she just listen, babe, I didn't come here to fight.
And you think it's easy. I don't just like hop
on a bus to get here. Okay. It costs a

(41:06):
lot of my time and money and effort. And he goes, yeah,
it does. It takes a lot of time. And then
as she goes, you know, I SHU just take money
and time and effort to get here, and I'm hungry.
Oh that's pretty sure. Should we go start shopping? I
like to go shopping shopping.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
She is, She's like a shiny thing, shiny thing, raccoon.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
Squirrelrel and she goes, I love Morocco. I would one
hundred percent live here. And you see his face like,
oh god. And then she goes, are you going to
stay with me at the read tonight? So he goes, yes,
I'm going to stay, but in another room. You're not
my girlfriend. I mean you're just my girlfriend, not my wife.
And she goes, babe, are you serious right now? He

(41:45):
goes yes. She goes, you're saying everything completely opposite of
what you said before. Yeah, and he goes, it's my decision,
that's my plan for me. That's why I say it
to you. I say it to you, my plan for me,
and she's like, babe again, I think he's doing this
one of the cameras, so if anybody sees it, they'll
think he gets to what his word was. But to her,

(42:06):
he's been like, yeah, we're gonna fuck.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
I thought the exact same thing. But he never gave
her a heads up that he was gonna act differently.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
So the talking head she goes, he's always changing his
mind on things. I was looking at rental property and
he told me it's totally fine for us to sleep
in the same room, no issues. So I don't know
if he's like nervous or second guessing things, but it
seems like he doesn't care about my feelings. I'm here
for three weeks, so I'm going to stick it out
just to see if it's real. But so they're walking

(42:38):
up to the house again a full comedy show. They're
walking up to the house and it's all like dirt
and they're walking and walking. She goes, oh my god,
this is so look at the cats. Wait cat? Can
I make cats so far? And then he goes, yes,
you could touch him, and she goes, oh my god,
is this the world's longest walk or what? I don't
have the right she's there's a cat. Oh how don't

(43:00):
we even get food delivered here?

Speaker 2 (43:03):
She thinks there's like door dashes, Uber Eats and Morocco.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
Maybe there's maybe local food. There might be. How do
we even get food delivered here? Oh my god? Uh
so that is the one bad thing about baldeed Alan
where we have our house is no no food delivery.

Speaker 2 (43:21):
See that would kill me. But actually in my new
apartment building, it's the same way I have gone from
ordering takeout constantly to once every month because.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
It's such an ordeal. I don't know, I've saved a
lot of money. I bet, I bet it's good. It
has up. Okay. So they arrived at this place, the Riodd,
and it is really nice. And as they walk up,
she goes, stop, how pretty is this? Oh my god,
it's so cute and he's like, yeah, it's not like.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
Five syllables they were cute.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
And he's like, yeah, it's very nice. She was, no, Babe,
it's actually beautiful. It's so romantic. Babe's cute. Cute, cute, cute,
cute cute. I can't.

Speaker 3 (44:05):
I can't.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
So I talk of d he says about Emma. He goes,
you know, Emma, she could be emotional and unpredictable, but
I want to forget that airport thing because I do
love her and I want us to be together. I
want us to stay together. So they go to a
room that he says is going to be his room
and he has a red velvet box with a gift.
She's like, what, it's a good for me and it's
a bracelet which is very pretty, and she goes, did

(44:30):
you pick this? He goes, yes, I chose it for you.
Yes I did. And I was like, okay, that was nice.
So check mark for him. Check mark. So she goes, Babe,
I really love you and I want to have a
fun trip okay, And he goes, okay, yes, I love
you more. And she was kind of a hug and
so they hug and he's like, okay, he's doing like

(44:51):
a grandma pat.

Speaker 2 (44:52):
By the way, can we just do like a objective?
He's not cute.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
No, in my opinion, he is not.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
In my opinion, he is not cute.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
And my opinion he is not as well.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
He has like not great skin. His face doesn't look
like it did in the photos. No, I don't know
what she's thinking.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
It was Miss Debbie's boyfriend named Mohammed. Yes, no, mom, no,
it was it's something oh sama, oh sama. He looks
a lot like oh Sama.

Speaker 2 (45:29):
Yep, Tall, lanky, a little alert, like a.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
Little wonky eyed little he's just going on with one of.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
Those you know, could use some teeth. It's just like
it's so different than the photoshop things that we've been seeing.
It is filtered.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
Yes, and I got to say, the teeth or a
thousand percent better than oh Sama's teeth. Oh yeah, I
had about four. Yeah. Yeah. So so they hug and
he's like Patty on the back, and she goes, hug me,
like you love me, babe, And he's like, okay, I'm
doing for this with the hug, like he's trying to
say to her, like I can't do this in front

(46:08):
of the cameras, right, Yeah, so the're talking head. She goes, yeah,
of course. I want to kiss him and hug him.
I want to be all over him, but it's so awkward.
I guess with him, I'm gonna have to take it slow.
But tonight we're having dinner. I think it's so sweet
because he had the housekeeper make us a traditional Moroccan meal.

(46:28):
I just want to sit down to the meal and
reconnect and get back on our good terms because this
whole thing has been weird. So they go up and
sit down and she goes, oh my god, this is
what we need. It's a cute little dinner minus all
the flies and she's like, it's like me and the
fruit flies. Yeah, trying to bat him away. And they

(46:53):
get a teajeane right, saying it correctly, and he shows
her how to like eat it. He's like, no, you
dip the because they brought her a fork, right, because
the lady downstairs is like this, don't he's gonna need
a fork for He's here a fork and he's telling her, no,
you dip and she goes, I'm dipping, babe. He goes
more dip, more dip. She's like, I am dipping. I'm

(47:13):
trying to avoid the olives. He goes, you don't like
you just go around and so she goes, I'm doing it.
He goes more dip. Your bread is empty. I was like,
oh my god, your bread is empty. So finally she's
like gets the stuff from the plate and she's like,
I'm gonna do it this way, babe. Oh my god.
So they're sitting there and he goes, you look pretty

(47:34):
and she goes, thanks, babe. Do you remember when we
first met and he told me I was your wife
in the first five minutes, god, babe. And he goes, yeah,
you know what I like thing that you should bring up.
That's bad and he goes, you know what I like
I message you. You messed me right, you messaged me
back right away. I like people that reply right away

(47:56):
and she.

Speaker 2 (47:56):
Goes yeah, and he says, friend, you like desperate ways.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
And it's also like, she messaged me back within four seconds,
ding ding ding got one. Yep.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
Yeah, you put out all these fishing lines and you're
this is the one that bit quick. Kiss.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
Yeah, it'd be me writing back. Who is this? You
know ten times a day? Quit writing me leet block. Okay.
So he goes, you're always nice. You're always smiling and
fun and she goes, yeah, babe, like when I'm like
talking to you like it gives me butterflies. Did you

(48:33):
know what that means? Like butterflies, I'm like nervous and excited.
He goes, huh yes, because then when we make the calls,
then you were even more sweet and more pretty. She
was really babe, Oh my god, So babe, what is
the deal, Like, what can we do as boyfriend and girlfriend?
And he goes, so we can stay together and we

(48:55):
can go out together, but nothing more than hug and
kiss on the cheek until we're married. And she goes, so,
we're not going to do anything sexual the whole trip,
and he goes, no, not, and she goes really. He goes, no,
this is my choice. This is what I'm doing, and
she goes, but this is not what you said before,

(49:16):
like I sent you nudes and we talked about having
sex and being in the same bed. But now I'm
here and everything is changed. And he says talking is
one thing, in reality is something and then he says,
I seems you're more interested in sex than love, and
she goes no, and he says, why are we talking

(49:37):
about it. She goes, we're talking about it because you
changed your mind about it, and that's why I'm asking.
And he goes, no, no, no, everything. This is what
I told you. This is what I've told you before,
and she goes, now, baby, you're lying. He goes, no,
you're not saying that word because this is what I
told you, and she goes, she's like scooping with the bridge.
He goes, I don't know why you're lying about it.
She keeps eating, so in talking head, the producer says,

(50:00):
so what do you think about her saying that you
told her that you guys would be sexual together. And
he goes, I don't know. I've explained it to her
so many times. I can show you all the texting
and we've talked and I've explained it to her. So
she has forgotten. She forgot Nope, And the guy goes,
did you not remember the other day when he talked
on the beach roll the tape. Yep, they do a

(50:21):
roll the tape on him when she said we're going
to do everything the first night sexual, We're going to
do it all. And he goes, okay, that's what you
want mm hmm, and he goes, no, no, I told
her just hugs, and if she said the other things,
that's her, not me. That's all. So he's like, she
said it, but I didn't say it. Well, she asked

(50:43):
the question, and you answered yes.

Speaker 2 (50:45):
Yeah, it was like she said it. It wasn't like
she said it. And then he just ignored it, said nothing. No,
He went mmmm good nice, good yeah something yeah, wait, yeah, No.
It's unfortunate because I I'm sure there are many Middle
Eastern muslim Men who are not like this, but the
show keeps picking these guys who fully are liars and

(51:11):
say like, my religion doesn't matter to me and then
once they get together, they're like, but you have to
wear his job and convert or you're a demon going
to hell.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
Yes, yeah, and then you get crazy on the internet
like Tiger Lily. Okay, So they finished their dinner and
in the talking head she goes, you know, Zia is
acting weird, and I'm starting to spral just a little
bit because a couple of weeks ago something did happen.

Speaker 2 (51:42):
Oh I did.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
I thought she's saying this because they're talking about sex.
I'll go she's going to say, a couple of weeks
ago they fully have like on camera sex or something.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
I thought the exact same thing. Yeah, but no, she.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
Says, a couple of weeks ago, she looked at a
social media and messaged some of the women, just like
she did with Mohammed, which you know, good, you did
it before you went so because you learned a.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
Lesson, right, that's growth, You're right, his growth.

Speaker 1 (52:10):
And she found out he was talking to a girl,
so she confronted him about it and he said, oh no,
that conversation with that girl was old and I am
not cheating. And she goes, and I took him at
his word for it, But now I see how he's
acting in person, and I'm like, maybe if he's with me,
he thinks he's cheating, Like maybe he's got another girlfriend,

(52:31):
Like maybe he would feel like he's cheating on the
other The whole thing is really weird. Or maybe he's
on my Wigan person and didn't realize my hair was
not real.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
I don't know, babe, he realized he's not into a
young Teresa.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
She advised.

Speaker 2 (52:45):
I think she needs to talk to that girl and
get the screenshots so she can see the dates with
the d But he's a gaslighter, so she'll be like, Babe,
this says that you were just talking to her two
weeks ago. No, that's a mistake, that's not that's lie.
That didn't had not happened, Like, oh, so, can you

(53:06):
picture them having sex? I'm sorry, but there's no sexual chemistry.

Speaker 4 (53:11):
I feel like she would be like, oh babe, oh babe, babe,
Oh babe, babe, Oh babe.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
I think you're giving it about twenty seconds longer than
it would last.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
I think he literally looks at women on Instagram all
day long in his mom's house and pleasures himself and
has not had a lot of experience in real life.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
And totally not had an experience in real life none.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
So that's probably why he didn't want to hug her
because it would have been the problem.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
Yeah yeah, all right, Well let's go to a guy
with a lot of experience, and that's Rick Intricia. Rick,
oh I did watch More to Love?

Speaker 2 (54:04):
Yeah, because you sent that helpful message from your listeners.
By the way, Rix was the only one that was
exciting and it should have been included in the main episode.
Kim Kay who is Emma, I just never remember her name.
Hers was her overpacking and her telling her brother and

(54:24):
sister they might have to take two cars to the
airport because she has so much luggage.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
Okay, exciting, that was it. Rix was juicy.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
So we met his ex Chinney, who is not happy
to hear he's going to Madagascar. She comes to pick
up the two little kids or him first, and she's like,
are you going to bring her to the United States?
I know you're an immigrant helper. You love to help immigrants, and.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
She's an immigrant helper.

Speaker 2 (54:53):
Was hilarious, and he's like, the only immigrant I've ever
helped to come to America is you? And so he
met her online. She lived in Nigeria. He brought her
here on the K one, but right away, he says,
there was less affection from her than when they were dating.
It was like a switcheroo. It was a bait and switch.

(55:15):
Right when they got here, she wasn't having sex with him.
They kept trying to make it work. They got pregnant
and had two kids. They eventually got divorced after seven years.
And she looked age appropriate, yes, okay, okay, And so
she tells him or he says, I really want a

(55:35):
traditional woman tradition, that's what they all traditional woman, t wife,
trad wife. And he can't find that here in America.
And she says, the reason you can't find a woman
here is because you're cheap. You need to open your
hands to spend. And she's like, open your hands to spend.

(55:57):
What if the girl comes here and she wants you
to take her shop and you know, he goes, she
does have expensive tastes and she has this really rich
ex boyfriend, And Chinny goes, does.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
She know that you're a ride share driver? That's his
third that's his third job that we've heard about.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
Seasonal Hair, which a signer Feller tap dance teacher bi
annually and full time ride share driver. This is giving
Robert of Robert and Annie, who also had a ton
of children and was very cheap and a ride chat driver.

(56:41):
He tried to take Annie for new clothes and took
her to Goodwill and then pretended it wasn't a good
will when they got there and she was like, this
is this is three?

Speaker 1 (56:50):
She said these are USID clothes. Because when I met
him at one of the CLC parties, I told him
that was like a funny thing that I say, all
these are USID clothes. He was like, what I remember
when you took her to the store and it was
like a Consi'm at store and she said these are
USID clothes And he was like, ah, she's so picky.
God forbid.

Speaker 2 (57:11):
When I told her I'd buy her a whole new wardrobe, right,
she didn't know. I meant yous. Not that there's anything
wrong with it, And there's definitely not anything wrong with
being a ride chair driver. The thing that was wrong
there was he had seven children and had told Annie
he had like two.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
I think he said, like I really yeah, I think
it was like three, but he had like seven and
something crazy and now, so at.

Speaker 2 (57:32):
Least Rick is being honest about the amount of children
he has. Annie said the cheap yeah, and he admits
that he's cheap, so he She's like, isn't that embarrassing
that you're a ride chair driver? So it's not at all,
and she says, you know what, he gave me money
and gifts before I came here, but the second I

(57:54):
got to America, it all changed. He became super cheap.
So he she's saying he did the bait and switch. Yeah,
it was supposed to be transactional and they both fell
apart on their trust.

Speaker 1 (58:08):
Ye uh huh.

Speaker 2 (58:09):
So she says does she want kids? And he says,
I don't know, but I think I have enough. And
she's like, she's a twenty five year old woman, she's
an African woman. It's very important for her to have
kids of her own. I guarantee it. She is not
gonna like this. So that was their conversation. It was

(58:29):
very entertaining and eye opening. So I don't know why
they cut that from the episode. Big mistake. So he
goes to the airport with his sister, who cries, and
she's like, find out everything you can about Tricia. That
Harlot before you bring her here, please, and he's like, oh,
I love you sis. So it's very cute. He loves
his family, you can tell. So he can't wait to

(58:51):
get his sweet pea, Trish in his arms. I'm coming
for you, sweet pea. And he said he's very lonely
as a single dad. He really wants a wife. He
needs a forty five year old single mom that he
can brady bunch it up with.

Speaker 1 (59:04):
Yes, I agree, that has a decent job, that.

Speaker 2 (59:08):
Already has kids, doesn't want anymore. So we go to Madagascar.
We meet Trish, who's stunning, so beautiful. Yes, she's a midwife.
She's doing an ultrasound on a woman and she says
she loves babies. She thinks being a mom it would
be the best thing in the world. And in her tribe,

(59:29):
every woman should have a child.

Speaker 1 (59:32):
She this conflict here. If I stay together, she has
to have at least one. She has to has to.

Speaker 2 (59:38):
So she tells us Madagascar is the fourth biggest island
in the world. It's very remote. They have beautiful animals
and we see some exotic creatures and beautiful beaches. The
people are poor, but they're very kind and they're very
happy and there are twenty different tribes. Hers is called
Anton Droy Anton Droy, which is a very aggressive tribe.

(59:59):
And she she says, we're the ones that like take
it it. Let's take it outside. So they're the Jersey
Shore fight outside the bar.

Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
Drive. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:00:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:00:09):
She now lives in the city. She's from a very
quiet village. She was with her ex for three years,
but he cheated on her repeatedly, so she broke up
with him and she told herself, no lovey love for
me this year. But then she saw Rick online and
she thought he was super hot.

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
Well, she hasn't been on a datings like to see
him exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
I was online, but I wasn't going to do lovey love.

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
I was just gonna look yeah yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
But she loves how happy Rick is, how hard he
works for his kids. She trusts him completely. She knows
that he's faithful. Oh boy, Okay, so we still don't
know his secret, but we assume it is something like that.
So she hopes that he'll propose on this trip. Meanwhile,

(01:00:55):
Rick is on his layover thinking about how he has
to come clean what he did during those five long
days that she ghosted him. He was so devastated he
did something impulsive. So there she's checking into a hotel
for them because he told her he needs ac and
hot water and her place doesn't have that, And he

(01:01:16):
picked out a very nice hotel for them to stay at,
which is again setting her up to think that you
have money and will spend a lot of money.

Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
Right, so it's inexpensive to get a very nice hotel
at that. That's true, but you might not know that.

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
She might think, like he's for her.

Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
It's a really nice hotel.

Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
So she's like, yeah, Okay, this guy has a ton
of money.

Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
We can afford a hotel like this in the United States,
which probably would be four times as much.

Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
Yeah, exactly. So she can't wait to see their sexual chemistry,
and they're definitely going to have sex tonight. She says,
I do know that he's having some trust issues with me,
so I'm going to show him that I love him sexually.
So she writes in one of those taxis to the
airport that is just right on the back of someone's motorcycle.

(01:02:01):
But she's still known. You can't even have like a
bag with you. It's very strange. She's like in a skirt.

Speaker 3 (01:02:07):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:02:08):
It's just like when she not got into the back
of that bus. It was like she was just like, hey,
can you take me? And someone dropped at the back
of a bus. I was like, is that how you
get on a bus? That's what you got in through
the front? Yeah, learning, learning channel. I love it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
So he lands, he does a darcy airport freshen up
in the bathroom, which is very rare that we see
a man do it. So good for him. They more
men should do it. So he's been traveling for thirty hours.
So she's at the airport. She's so nervous, she's shaking.
This is when it's cute on the show. It's like
before the crying into the shepherd's pie and all that

(01:02:44):
sadness on happily ever after.

Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
So finally he comes out.

Speaker 2 (01:02:49):
She jumps out of her flip flaps like a cartoon
character who heard a loud noise.

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
Yeah, I don't know how this happens.

Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
She flies in the air and the shoes just fall
off and she runs to him, running barefoot on the
dirty airport floor.

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
I knew I'm looking. I went like that, ooh, I
am looking up. We call those grocery sur feet. I'm
looking up Matta oshcar to La. You could do it
from La to Madagascar with one stop, usually in Europe
or the Middle East. But it takes twenty eight to
forty hours. I was trying to see if it only
takes like sixteen hours, but he made it thirty because

(01:03:26):
he took the longest day round the restaurant found out.
But is it least fifteen hundred dollars, But it's more
than these other things. Fifteen hundred to twenty eight hundred.

Speaker 2 (01:03:37):
Yeah, that is really expensive.

Speaker 1 (01:03:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
So she runs to him and she's like, finally I
can touch all of this muscle, and I can touch
some of your things.

Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
Later in private, these two are so horny.

Speaker 2 (01:03:54):
It's it's the polar opposite to Emma and see it. Yeah,
they're just gonna bang it out in the bath on
the dirty air, poor floor.

Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
They're like, we don't care who's watching, let's do it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:08):
So he says, every minute that passes, my feelings for
you grow deeper, even though it's only been a few minutes,
but just being close to you and now I know
that I love you, now that I can feel your
soft skin and your spirit, I mean your spirit.

Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
I totally meant your spirit.

Speaker 2 (01:04:27):
I know that I really love you.

Speaker 1 (01:04:29):
She says, he's super hot.

Speaker 2 (01:04:31):
She's the same way.

Speaker 1 (01:04:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:04:32):
So they go in a taxi, like a regular one,
not both of them on the back of a motorcycle,
and he starts complaining about the traffic, which I thought
was because he was just horny and couldn't wait to
get to the hotel. But he says I she says,
sometimes it takes me two hours to get home from work.
And he said, I thought you were exaggerating to me

(01:04:54):
because I would call you, or you would say you'd
call me when you'd get home from work, and you
wouldn't call for many hours, and I thought you were
lying to me. And she is like, no, I just
don't want to call it. I want to eat dinner first,
or like this. So they start arguing right away, snipping
about like trust and all of that, and he's like,
I'm gonna be even more jealous because I've been with

(01:05:17):
you in person for the last fifteen minutes and now
my feelings are so much deeper and I can't wait
to go deeper. So they go to the hotel. They're
joking about sleeping together. It's just lots of cutaways of like,
I can't wait to have sex with him, I.

Speaker 1 (01:05:33):
Can't wait to have sex with her so much talk
about it, Oh so much.

Speaker 2 (01:05:37):
Yeah, she takes a shower first, which I was annoyed
with because she just drove to the airport and he
flew for thirty hours. So let him go first, That's
what I thought. Yeah, so he thinks tonight's going to
be magic and she can't wait to be skin to skin.

Speaker 1 (01:05:53):
I know the earlier. This is something earlier like love making.
We're gonna make love all that bound.

Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
I didn't like skin to skin because I know she's
a midwife, but that we know that when I think
of skin to skin, I think of a baby.

Speaker 1 (01:06:10):
A baby. Yeah, well, yeah, I didn't like it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:13):
So she strips down to a lingerie set that would
have killed Forrest just instantly by looking at him. Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
My daughter walked through the room, was like, whoa what
are we watching? And I said, she's twenty five, he's
fifty two, and she's like, oh, that's disgusting, like walked out.

Speaker 2 (01:06:30):
Of the room.

Speaker 1 (01:06:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:06:32):
He comes out of the shower in a towel, and
he is huge.

Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
He is a huge and I said, she said, are
those like are those ab in plants that he has?
I said, no, I think he really is like a bodybuilder.

Speaker 2 (01:06:47):
Yeah I think so.

Speaker 1 (01:06:48):
Yeah, although.

Speaker 2 (01:06:50):
He doesn't seem to be on steroids. I think he
just might be built very big and just lifting and
protein powder.

Speaker 1 (01:06:57):
Yeah, I think he does. I mean I don't think
he could be on because he wouldn't pay for it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:01):
Yeah, yeah, that's true. So he he goes damn and
then they he's like, you guys need to leave the
thing to the camera crew, but then they fully start
to just bang it out before the cameras have left.
So yeah, it's I was uncomfortable.

Speaker 1 (01:07:18):
It was highly sexual. Yeah, and you know me, I
was very uncomfortable.

Speaker 2 (01:07:24):
Stripping of sexuality.

Speaker 1 (01:07:27):
That's okay. Well, now I have to finish with our
new couple, which is Aviva and Stig.

Speaker 2 (01:07:33):
Oh this is good, and.

Speaker 1 (01:07:35):
So again I canna apologize sorry everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:07:39):
So Stig the artist is on stage in front of
a huge crowd and he's going, baby girl, let me
there for you, Baby girl will cry for you, No,
I will. I wish he was doing Oosman Soldier boy.

Speaker 1 (01:07:54):
He's just like I want to cheer for the beautiful ladies.

Speaker 2 (01:07:57):
And so they're all cheering. It's a huge crowd. It
looks like music festival or was that just his concert?
It was big.

Speaker 1 (01:08:05):
So we're here. You're going to look him up on
I'm going to look him up on items.

Speaker 2 (01:08:10):
I bet he has so many followers.

Speaker 1 (01:08:12):
I'm going to look on Instagram.

Speaker 2 (01:08:15):
So I think he's legitimately famous, unlike Soldier Boy, who
is just moderately famous. I think just might be like
for legit famous.

Speaker 1 (01:08:23):
Sojia Boy is famous but for being on the show.

Speaker 2 (01:08:26):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:08:28):
This is See when I go to Spotify, it only
gives me the creator stuff. So I got to go
to music. This is fun. I have to go to
music instead of podcasts.

Speaker 2 (01:08:38):
I'm going to look how many Instagram followers he has?

Speaker 1 (01:08:41):
Okay, and I'm going to look him up on Spotify
because I think that's a better indicator. What do you
want to listen to? I want to listen to Stig.
Let's see s t I g Stig.

Speaker 2 (01:08:54):
That's disappointing.

Speaker 1 (01:08:56):
No, I don't want to hear it. I just want
to see about him.

Speaker 2 (01:09:04):
He has a song called Tight that is out now.

Speaker 1 (01:09:07):
Okay, Tight, But see when I do Stig. Stig up,
here's Stig to artists. Okay, sorry, I just had Stig.
He has four three and forty one monthly listens. He
has a song called Tight Girls Dim Sugar than Them TMTM.

(01:09:30):
There's one called stay Inside. Yeah, you guys, he's got
a lot of songs. Let's see when it looks like
two albums.

Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
I am highly disappointed by the number of Instagram followers
he has.

Speaker 1 (01:09:44):
Okay, can I guess, let me guess, yeah, seve and
six No.

Speaker 2 (01:09:51):
It's way more than that. But I was thinking he
had like like six figure people like, what is it?
Twenty six thousand?

Speaker 1 (01:10:01):
Okay, well it's more than me.

Speaker 2 (01:10:03):
It's more than me too, but still, like I really
thought he was way bigger than that. They made it
seem like he was way bigger than that.

Speaker 1 (01:10:11):
But he's in another country, so that might Yeah, that's
a big number. And also he had that number before
he appeared on the show yesterday. That's true.

Speaker 2 (01:10:20):
That's true. Maybe he is legit, although all of his
tags in his bio are like ninety day fiance tlc
oh no no ne.

Speaker 1 (01:10:27):
Sting And also to get about some of the followers,
we never know.

Speaker 2 (01:10:31):
That's true. So we're hearing of woman's voice saying this
is Stig the artist. She says the not duh. And
he's a famous singer rapper in Belize and he could
have anyone he wants. Beautiful women throw themselves at him,
but apparently he wants me. And then we see this
woman a Viva, leaning over the camera saying are you

(01:10:52):
ready for your polish? So she is a dental assistant.

Speaker 1 (01:10:56):
Uh huh, and.

Speaker 2 (01:10:58):
She's twenty six from Phoenix, Arizona. She's super cute. She
they really should have picked a better prettier spot for
her hero shot though. It's like a mud slide behind her,
Like there are parts of Phoenix that are very pretty.
It's like there's like a hill of dirt that she's
standing in front of. So she's been Lanna has a

(01:11:19):
good job, she's she's and she's twenty six. Yeah, okay,
so she has been a hopeless romantic forever. She's been
in relationships since she was thirteen.

Speaker 1 (01:11:32):
All right, girl.

Speaker 2 (01:11:33):
Her aunt Spring lived in Belize, and she went to
visit her aunt and then took a bunch of videos
of her in a bikini, of course, and on her
way home, she posted the video and she tagged Belize
the country, and Stig saw it and messaged her and

(01:11:54):
the message it's just love. He does a wave emoji
and she says, hey, heart emojis because she had heard
his music in Belize, so she was already when he
messaged her. She was fangirling. Oh so he just does
a wave and she's like heart emoji, heart emoji.

Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
Hey yeah. Okay. So he's like, how you do it?

Speaker 2 (01:12:20):
And she says, I'm all right, but it's so cold
over here where I live in Phoenix, the place that's
so hot that we won't be able to live there
in ten years.

Speaker 1 (01:12:31):
Okay maybe it was it was winter in Phoenix and
it gets to be fifties. Yeah maybe. So she's like,
how are you and he says I'm good, just hungry.

Speaker 2 (01:12:45):
Lol. So that's how their first conversation went.

Speaker 1 (01:12:49):
Not as good as Zid and Emma, will you marry me? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:12:52):
Exactly, So she was fangirling. They were friends at first,
but then it got romantic and now it's full on.
He's saying like, I hope our kids have your eyes.
We'd have cute babies, and she can't wait to build
a future with him once she finally meets him in person.
So dinner with her family, including her aunt, who looks
like she's in a witness protection. I was like, so

(01:13:17):
this aunt, she and Antony from the other way, maybe
witnessed a mob hit and they're both in witsick and
he wears the fake mustache. She wears the fake ponytail, wig,
hair extension, and glasses, fake nose. It's all fake. So

(01:13:40):
she says, Aviva, I don't trust him. You will give
him everything and he will literally make your head explode. Wow, Okay,
that's not okay, it's not literally there, It's fine. So
the aunt lived in Belize for twenty years, a man

(01:14:00):
in Belize. She knows men from Belize. Two years ago,
she turned on the TV and she saw her husband
being arrested with another woman. And that's how she found
out he was cheating on her again, because.

Speaker 1 (01:14:16):
What were they arrested for. That's why I was like,
I need more information. Is this why she's in witness protection?

Speaker 3 (01:14:22):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:14:23):
There was a bank robbery. I don't know she turned
him in.

Speaker 2 (01:14:28):
We don't know, but he cheated on her multiple times
and one of the times led to an arrest. And
so this is why she might be projecting some of
this onto Stig and Aviva. That's so, She's like, I've
heard things about Stig that are not good. Like he
had this song about a girl named Vicky called Vicki,

(01:14:49):
and he performed that song recently at a concert, and
he was seen at the concert with Vicki and apparently
he left with Vicky.

Speaker 1 (01:14:58):
Well, I'm gonna look this song. I don't see the
song named Vicky. Maybe it's just her name in the song.
Maybe it wasn't called Vicky. Yeah, Vick and Vike was
there and then vick said.

Speaker 2 (01:15:12):
Vicky with the good hair, and he left with her.
So Aviva says, now, I don't I don't really buy it.

Speaker 1 (01:15:20):
He's very respectful of me.

Speaker 2 (01:15:22):
She says, my aunt has people in Belize watching out
for Stig for me. So essentially her aunt has spies
in Belize good and with the government, and that's why
she's in WITSEC and they're spying on Stig because she
wants to protect Aviva. So the aunt is going to

(01:15:44):
be in Belize at the same time to finalize her divorce,
but Aviva doesn't really want the aunt to be there
because she's worried she'll ruin the trip, and she just
wants to have romance with Stig, and so she's nervous
she's packing. Then we get something that, to me was
the craziest thing that has ever happened on this show,

(01:16:06):
the stupidest, dumbest, most insane thing I've ever seen in
the show Crazy Ye, crazier than anything Angela ever did
when she dismantled that car with her bare hands. Never
forget yeah, with cigarettes in her bra She says he

(01:16:26):
loves American food. He told me he loves the Chinese
food in America.

Speaker 1 (01:16:33):
So has he been to America? I don't know has
he been to China?

Speaker 2 (01:16:37):
But he thinks Panda Express Firecracker shrimp is like the
pinnacle of Chinese food, which Panda is delicious, no shade,
So she you've never had it?

Speaker 1 (01:16:51):
That ever had it? Okay, do I need to get it?
I do like certain Chinese food.

Speaker 2 (01:16:57):
I love Panda Express. But I am easy to play
when it comes to Chinese food. I would think most
people would tell you it's gross, so.

Speaker 1 (01:17:05):
All right, all right, But you also don't eat meat,
so you probably just write the vegetable dishes and that's
probably better.

Speaker 2 (01:17:11):
Yeah, yeah, Well they have an eggplant tofu that they
only have sometimes at certain locations. If not, I would
just have to get like fried rice and then chall
maine maybe.

Speaker 1 (01:17:21):
But I'll have fried rice delicious.

Speaker 2 (01:17:24):
So she goes to a Panda Express. They don't show
the signage, but it's one hundred percent Fanda Express, and
she goes, look what I'm doing for you, like she
would never normally step foot in a panda I guess.
So she takes so Panda gives you Chinese food in
a styrofoam claw shaped container that opens, it never shuts completely.

Speaker 1 (01:17:50):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:17:51):
It's the cheapest styrofome So I have never made it
home with it on my front seat without the sauce
dipping spilling out into the bag.

Speaker 1 (01:18:02):
Yeah, right, right, right right.

Speaker 2 (01:18:04):
So she takes the styrofoam container and puts it in
a reusable grocery bag, and she's going to fly on
multiple flights for a day with this Chinese food. Put
it in a topper ware, You dumb bitch, What is happening?

Speaker 1 (01:18:26):
I was like, ziplock bag would I would? I would
double ziplock baggot. Actually I would zip block baggot and
then double it just and get and also to keep
the smell in and to make the people on the
plane the smell. Can you carry food like that?

Speaker 2 (01:18:43):
I know? She's like, I don't know if it yeah,
because I know they won't let you take fruit into
like America from other countries, so I don't know how
they feel about Panda. So she's like, it's going to
be a mess. I don't know if I'll get through TSA.
I felt like this was rage bait honestly, that she
didn't put it into temperware, like you know everything that

(01:19:05):
Jasmine posts or people on TikTok when they post like
them cooking something disgusting to get engagement. That's what this
felt like. I felt like she was rage baiting me.
So she she puts it in the car and she's like,
I'm nervous, I'm excited. Stig has warned me that at
the airport he tends to get mobbed by a women

(01:19:28):
like the Beatles, So we're gonna see if that really happens.
And is he going to be in the disguise is
he going to be like looking like witsec when he
shows at the airport.

Speaker 1 (01:19:38):
On a hat and sunglasses sunglasses?

Speaker 2 (01:19:41):
So she's not telling him that her aunt is coming
to town, and she's like, I really feel good about Stig,
except I do have some doubts about him because I
think he's loyal, but he's sometimes a little cagey. But
I really want to come home with a ring. And
then so she's walking through the airport, she's like, the

(01:20:03):
shrimp is already leaking and it smells. This is before
she gets even on the first plane. Gross, that is
the nast I can't I can't what it's. She's like,
it's spilling on me.

Speaker 1 (01:20:19):
Okay, yeah, so she's from Phoenix and now I'm going
to look up Phoenix. She said it was two flights
to Blize. Two flights is not that bad. I think
she was.

Speaker 2 (01:20:29):
Stopping in Dallas, she said. She told the lady Dallas.

Speaker 1 (01:20:37):
There's no direct flights. Yeah, looks like you can go
from Phoenix to Bilize city for three hundred and fifty
four dollars. Oh cheap, cheaper than it has taken me
to get John back to Ole, Miss to go to
But it does say if you drove, it would be
forty five hours. So yeah, you know what I would

(01:20:58):
like to know, Not the driving, I'd like to know
the flying but it's just going to get me driving.
Thank you Google, Thank you Google.

Speaker 2 (01:21:07):
She didn't even put ice an ice pack.

Speaker 1 (01:21:09):
Or makes it makes no sense. It makes no sense.

Speaker 2 (01:21:12):
It's discussing shrimp. I know it's cooked already, but like,
as gross are you supposed to just leave shrimp out
for like fifteen hours?

Speaker 1 (01:21:23):
I'm gross?

Speaker 2 (01:21:24):
Okay, so it and then like he could defrost it
and they.

Speaker 1 (01:21:30):
Tuned it up. You weren't going to last. Let's just
put it, okay. I kind of want to go to bullize.
Everybody says it's beautiful, okay, next time on. Rick says,
it's early on, but there's a lot I don't know
about Trish. We see you're sort of dancing around with
some guys playing drums. And he asked her about the
five days where she was ghosting him, and she goes,

(01:21:52):
I'll tell you, but I don't want you to get mad.
So it is something.

Speaker 2 (01:21:57):
It is something, but I don't think it's cheating if
she's willing to tell him.

Speaker 1 (01:22:03):
It's yeah, I wonder. I wonder if it's like I
was in jail, you know, because i'd break into my
excess house, right, all right, So we meet Lisa Lisa's
a new girl that we're meeting, and she's going to
pick out condoms and she says, you know, she's never
had to pick out condoms because every man she's been
with she was married too. Laughs, and she says she's

(01:22:27):
married five times. Yeah, yeah, and then she says, Lisa
is fifty one, okay, and she says after that, I've
only been with women.

Speaker 2 (01:22:37):
And then she did she say women for the past
like twenty years. She is twenty one years, she was
with women, okay. So by the time she was thirty,
she was married five five times.

Speaker 1 (01:22:49):
Lisa's had a life, Lisa has.

Speaker 2 (01:22:51):
Had a lot, he says, perfect for this franchise.

Speaker 1 (01:22:54):
Lisa is right for the picking for a Nigerian man.
I guess we've seen it over and over. But then
Daniel from Nigeria came along and she fell in love
and she's keeping a lot from him, so she's scared
about that. So yeah, okay, Laura of Laura looks like
Laura Lenny to me. Laura heads to Turkey to meet

(01:23:18):
Berkan Can ber Khan and we see him playing a
game I don't know what the game was with his
friends and saying that she's coming, and he says, but
she's got this friend, Michael. It's her best friend is
a man, and I've told her this is not okay
for me, and if we're gonna be together, she's gonna
have to cut Michael a lot of her life. Well,

(01:23:40):
knock knock at the door, Michael, Okay, stick Stick says
it's attractive to him to be able to just be himself.
And I think he says his name is like Irwin Dwayne,
just something not near as cool as Stick Eugene, like

(01:24:00):
Eugene Dwayne. And he says it's attractive that I could
just be myself, just Eugene Dwayne around Aviva and not
have to be stig to artists. And yeah, I've got
stuff in my past, but I need Aviva to trust me. Well,
trust is he's cute.

Speaker 2 (01:24:18):
Their age appropriate for each other, they are, and I
feel like their looks appropriate for each other.

Speaker 1 (01:24:24):
I agree, although I'm sure he thinks he's cutter than
he is. Yeah. Yeah, And then the last day we
get is Forest meets Sheena and she's she's bawling, crying.

Speaker 2 (01:24:36):
I know, and then Molly's just gonna slap her across
the face or something, and we see her, Molly, you
better behave yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:24:42):
Molly is saying, there's so many things I want to say,
and your tongue right, your tongue right, your tongue. We've
been traveling for thirty Is this what it's like? Normally
when you go on airplanes, you have to go for
thirty hours and three airplanes. So I was going to
get a commuter flight to New York City or deaf
or dev that that's quite a journey.

Speaker 2 (01:25:03):
Your very first flight is three flights for like thirty hours.

Speaker 1 (01:25:08):
It's like they could have gone to San Francisco and
spent two days, right, and then go and get adjusted,
then go to home body and spend two days and
then go to Manila. But they did it all in
one mmm. So we don't know what his job is, No,
just don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:25:26):
But I he's on Philippine time, Philippines time, so he
sleeps at four pm, two two am, two am or
four am twelve hours. So his job I don't know.
Must maybe is online security watchman.

Speaker 1 (01:25:49):
I don't know, and it never I'm going to see
if I can just google. It's not going to tell me.
Forrest from is this fun for you guys when we
ninety day Google things job, Okay, there isn't a prominent
person named Forrest on ninety day Fiance But if you

(01:26:11):
mean Rob unemployed? But if you mean Rob who was
with Sophie, no, that's not who I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:26:19):
How did you know? What? AA says Forrest from ninety days,
who is currently unemployed but focuses on his smart home,
his autism and ADHD, and his international relationship with Sheena
while fans debate his income source and future prospects on Reddit.

Speaker 1 (01:26:39):
Okay, so currently unemployed? Yeah, now let me ask you
this too. When we saw Forrest's home and so he's
in like a duplex right, just his mother will live
in that other duplex.

Speaker 2 (01:26:52):
Oh my god, like and Amy on one thousand Pound Sisters.

Speaker 3 (01:26:57):
I don't know that show.

Speaker 1 (01:26:59):
But when I see him.

Speaker 2 (01:27:01):
Forward, all that's tech for his apartment.

Speaker 1 (01:27:04):
All those cameras, it's nothing expensive. Okay, you get it
them on a black body deal. Okay, Well, if the
boy knows what Forrest does, and if Reddit doesn't know,
nobody knows.

Speaker 2 (01:27:16):
But they're suggesting that he and work for the US
Forest Service.

Speaker 1 (01:27:21):
No, they're just saying that because his name is Forrest
Ai you're failing us.

Speaker 2 (01:27:25):
Yeah, Ai, you failed us.

Speaker 1 (01:27:27):
Yeah, I don't like you it everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:27:32):
Might had some sort of disability though, because of his conditions.

Speaker 1 (01:27:39):
I was trying to promote you. Kimberly and Katie have
a podcast, so sorry, it's called a Date with Dateline.
They covered Dateline And are you covering this one that
was on this past Friday, because I did watch it.

Speaker 2 (01:27:52):
Yes, it was called The Farmer's Wife. Yes it was Yeah,
it was good.

Speaker 1 (01:27:59):
It was a real who done it? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:28:01):
And then that is our episode, the last one of
the season.

Speaker 1 (01:28:07):
Yes, yeah, because unlike this podcast, other podcasts take a
break for the holidays, but not me. You guys, every
episode will be coming out right own time. Now you
may get in the free feeds some things that have
been on Prime. I may reuse it, but it's new
to you. If you're on the free feed, there are
going to be a couple of days. But I will

(01:28:28):
tell you that on January verse on the ten dollars
level of Prime, Kishana will be covering the Cult of
the Housewife, the Mary Cosby documentary. That'slc.

Speaker 2 (01:28:37):
I'm so excited.

Speaker 1 (01:28:39):
We've already got the screeners, so we're going to cover that,
and then on January eighth, the next week, it will
be in the Pop and Bravo slot on the free feed.
But if you're over there on the ten dollars level,
you'll get it for free.

Speaker 2 (01:28:51):
Fore, I got to say to all the listeners, if
you are not listening to the platfill coverage and the
sixty days in coverage, you are missing out. Those are
in stint. Listens to me like mondays, I check my
feed and I listen like so entertaining. Love Keisha, I
love you guys talking about prisoners. I love you talking

(01:29:11):
about blast phil Is.

Speaker 3 (01:29:12):
This is before if Plaithfield gets all rage filled and
so it's but she's like, it's guessing and then you'll
tell you'll be like, no that she's an alcoholic now,
and so we don't have no.

Speaker 2 (01:29:26):
He's a white supremacist now, should we please.

Speaker 1 (01:29:32):
Tell me Amber doesn't become a wiser permanence. I'm like,
it's unclear, it's unclear.

Speaker 2 (01:29:37):
It's so good and I love you watching how these
people become inmates. They've gone full inmate on sixty days.

Speaker 1 (01:29:46):
In and sixty days in. We only have two more
real episodes left and then we go into the like
a tell all and the wear of that now and
then loved Her and lock Up moved their start date back.
So we actually aren't going to have any lack time.
We're going to finish sixty days in and then the
next week has loved Your lock Up. So I'm so
excited because I was like, God, what if we have
to come up with a biller content?

Speaker 2 (01:30:06):
But so is it brand new people then since it's
loved during life?

Speaker 1 (01:30:10):
Yeah, all new people. No one person is a repeat.
Oh it's Monique of Monique and Derek in the car. Yeah,
and they used to put him in the car and
he looked like he was in a car seat. Yes,
she must have found her a new man in prison.
Yeah that is I'm so sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:30:30):
That was the funniest image I've ever seen. The disparity
of sizes was this physical comedy. But she's it's nothing
about her, know what I'm saying. Yeah, he's a gorgeous size,
beautiful woman. Yes, just like five feet taller than him.
And he looks so small in that little seat around Yeah,

(01:30:53):
like she had her toddler in a car seat.

Speaker 1 (01:30:55):
Yes always Yeah, so Monique is back, No Derek, because
Derek I believe it's going back to prison. So I
guess she's found another man. She has been on a
weight loss journey and looks great and she's like selling
a wigline. I don't know if it's seasonal like real,
but she's out there, man. So yeah, we've got that

(01:31:17):
to look forward to. This week. I'm pop and Bravo.
I've got my buddy Deanna Chang, and like Kimberly said,
I'm covering Platform with Keisha, and then of course on
the weekends. Kimberly and I put out our episode on
Friday of ninety day the other way, which we're getting
way up there in those episodes, but they haven't told
us what's next. So are we getting way up there? Yeah?

(01:31:38):
We are up there in episodes, I can tell you.
I was looking. I was like, I've probaly gone episode
like eighteen.

Speaker 2 (01:31:45):
Oh yeah, fourteen, No, fourteen fourteen sold have sworn we
were on like episode seven. These it's brand new people.
It flies by, We don't.

Speaker 1 (01:31:55):
Easy breezy, it's nice. It's just like this. It's just
it's just I watched I was like so enjoyable. Yeah,
p really is new faces, and that's it. Everybody and
if you missed last week on ninety day toe coverage,
I gave Kimberly my play by play of the ninety
day TLC holiday party that I attended.

Speaker 2 (01:32:16):
That was and I was the legal representative for miss
Amy Archer. Yeah, well there's some beef going on. You're
going to want to listen.

Speaker 1 (01:32:27):
No fief, no fief, that's it. Everybody, make sure you're
following Kimberly and Katie at date dateline, and remember this Thursday,
we will have the live Patreon supercast and Apple subscription.
If you're on the five dollars level of or above
on either one of our paid fees, you will get
this now. Again. If you follow me in your own
Apple subscriptions, please please email me. I prefer email over DM,

(01:32:51):
but if you DM me, that's fine too. Give me
your email address, give me a screenshot to show that
you subscribe to Apple subscriptions, and I'm sorry we have
to do it that way. Blame Steve jobs r I P.
I don't know, blame somebody. Yeah, don't blame me. I
want to make sure you're getting your episode. Yeah. Anyway,
it's gonna be fun. It's gonna be the three of
us doing our thing covering. The snow must go on.

Speaker 2 (01:33:13):
The snow must go on. You gotta have a pun
in there.

Speaker 1 (01:33:16):
Yeah. I was gonna say the snow before Broadway, but
that was just no an expression. No, it's definitely not okay.
So I will see you on Thursday, okay, ye bye

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