Podtrificus Totalus

Podtrificus Totalus was a Harry Potter read along podcast done one chapter at a time.

Episodes

3.15 The Quidditch Final

May 31, 2021 • 48 mins

If only there had been a Dementor around... As a sobbing Wood passed Harry the Cup, as he lifted it into the air, Harry felt he could have produced the world's best Patronus.

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Don't expect me to cover up for you again, Harry. I cannot make you take Sirius Black seriously. But I would have thought that what you have heard when the Dementors draw near you would have had more of an effect on you. Your parents gave their lives to keep you alive, Harry. A poor way to repay them — gambling their sacrifice for a bag of magic tricks.

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3.13 Gryffindor versus Ravenclaw

May 10, 2021 • 53 mins

A low and cowardly attempt to sabotage the Gryffindor Seeker! Detention for all of you, and fifty points from Slytherin! I shall be speaking to Professor Dumbledore about this, make no mistake!

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3.12 The Patronus

May 3, 2021 • 104 mins

He felt drained and strangely empty, even though he was so full of chocolate. Terrible though it was to hear his parents' last moments replayed inside his head, these were the only times Harry heard their voices since he was a very small child. But he'd never be able to produce a proper Patronus if he half wanted to hear his parents again...

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3.11 Firebolt

April 19, 2021 • 57 mins

Think that matters to them? They don' care. Long as they've got a couple o' hundred humans stuck there with 'em, so they can leech all the happiness out of 'em, they don' give a damn who's guilty an' who's not.

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3.10 The Marauder's Map

April 12, 2021 • 86 mins

I certainly believe his master's defeat unhinged him for a while. The murder of Pettigrew and all those Muggles was the action of a cornered and desperate man -- cruel... pointless.

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3.9 Grim Defeat

April 5, 2021 • 54 mins

At least a hundred Dementors, their hidden faces pointing up at him, were standing below. It was as though freezing water was rising in his chest, cutting at his insides. And then he heard it again... someone was screaming, screaming inside his head... a woman...

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3.8 Flight of the Fat Lady

March 22, 2021 • 63 mins

Professor Lupin looked cheerful and as well as he ever did; he was talking animatedly to tiny little Professor Flitwick, the Charms teacher. Harry moved his eyes along the table, to the place where Snape sat. Was he imagining it, or were Snape's eyes flickering towards Lupin more often than was natural?

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3.7 The Boggart in the Wardrobe

March 15, 2021 • 61 mins

A few curious looks were exchanged as the class put away their books. They had never had a practical Defense Against the Dark Arts before, unless you counted the memorable class last year when their old teacher had brought a cageful of pixies to class and set them loose.

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3.6 Talons and Tea Leaves

March 8, 2021 • 89 mins

They see the Grim and die of fright. The Grim's not an omen, it's the cause of death! And Harry's still with us because he's not stupid enough to see one and think, right, well, I'd better pop my clogs then!

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3.5 The Dementor

March 1, 2021 • 114 mins

An intense cold swept over them all. Harry felt his own breath catch in his chest. The cold went deeper than his skin. It was inside his very heart...

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3.4 The Leaky Cauldron

February 22, 2021 • 77 mins

When I think what could have happened to him the night he ran away from home! If the Knight Bus hadn't picked him up, I'm prepared to bet he would have been dead before the Ministry found him.

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3.3 The Knight Bus

February 15, 2021 • 38 mins

Black is mad. He's a danger to anyone who crosses him, magic or Muggle.

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3.2 Aunt Marge's Big Mistake

February 8, 2021 • 82 mins

'Knocking the stuffing out of me won't make Aunt Marge forget what I could tell her,' he said grimly.

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3.1 Owl Post

February 1, 2021 • 69 mins

Extremely unusual though he was, at that moment Harry Potter felt just like everyone else: glad, for the first time in his life, that it was his birthday.

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2.18 Dobby's Reward

June 29, 2020 • 86 mins

'Exactly,' said Dumbledore, beaming once more. 'Which makes you very different from Tom Riddle. It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.'

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2.17 The Heir of Slytherin

June 22, 2020 • 70 mins

An extraordinary lightness seemed to spread through his whole body and the next second, in a rush of wings, they were flying upward through the pipe. Harry could hear Lockhart dangling below him, saying 'Amazing! Amazing! This is just like magic!'

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2.16 The Chamber of Secrets

June 15, 2020 • 69 mins

'The adventure ends here, boys!' he said. 'I shall take a bit of this skin back up to the school, tell them I was too late to save the girl, and that you two tragically lost your minds at the sight of her mangled body -- say goodbye to your memories!'

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2.15 Aragog

June 8, 2020 • 57 mins

He couldn't see what else they could do. They had hit dead ends everywhere. Riddle had caught the wrong person, the Heir of Slytherin had got off, and no one could tell whether it was the same person, or a different one, who had opened the Chamber this time. There was nobody else to ask.

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2.14 Cornelius Fudge

May 25, 2020 • 55 mins

You will find that I will only truly have left this school when none here are loyal to me. You will also find that help will always be given at Hogwarts to those who ask for it.

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Podtrificus Totalus

Episodes

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3.13 Gryffindor versus Ravenclaw

3.12 The Patronus

3.11 Firebolt

3.10 The Marauder's Map

3.9 Grim Defeat

3.8 Flight of the Fat Lady

3.7 The Boggart in the Wardrobe

3.6 Talons and Tea Leaves

3.5 The Dementor

3.4 The Leaky Cauldron

3.3 The Knight Bus

3.2 Aunt Marge's Big Mistake

3.1 Owl Post

2.18 Dobby's Reward

2.17 The Heir of Slytherin

2.16 The Chamber of Secrets

2.15 Aragog

2.14 Cornelius Fudge

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