Radio Free Tote Bag

Radio Free Tote Bag

Welcome to Radio Free Tote Bag! A weekly relationship advice podcast hosted by Audrey and Donovan.

Episodes

July 10, 2025 85 mins

Welcome back to RFTB, the only dating advice show where we talk about eating ants and how they're kinda sour! We're joined this week by a returning champ - streamer, podcaster, writer, and lovely person Libby Watson! We talk about Libby's new podcast What's All This Then, ants, Crunchie Bars, and then it's your questions babyyyy:

 

Libby questions | Friend is dating a guy who really suck...

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That's right, Dono's completely original game is back! And we're subjecting returning champion homie Marcos to it! Sorry it took up like 75% of the show we do answer some questions too I love you

 

Go listen to Homie Vulgaris it's great Marcos is one of a kind, thanks again to him for joining!

 

And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Pa...

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June 26, 2025 71 mins

ONIONS! DOUBLE ORDER! That's right I've got something lodged in my brain again and joining us this week it's returning homie Xavier dropping their new music project HAG TRAP. Lotta caps in this description! We talk dating, the onions basketball guy, and music before answering your questions!

 

Thanks again to Xavier for joining, find them and their music on Insta @hag.trap

 

And thank yo...

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What up y'all it's Radio Free Tote Bag once again!

We are joined by returning champion, your friend and mine, MaryMary! as we discuss such trenchant topics as: "What's up, how ya been?" And "The Horrors!"

Then, your questions!

Check out our Patreon at Patreon.com/rftb

keep an eye out for MaryMary!'s new single on streaming soon!

 

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What's good party people, Dono is out again this week prayers up for our good They.

Audrey is joined by Justin for a discussion of a gay 80s movie and it's a fun time!

Followed by your questions but I don't feel like figuring out which ones so you'll have to listen!

Librarypunk.gay for Justin's podcast

0-pix.bandcamp.com for Audrey's music

Boosh

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Donovan is still on the dog fighting thing and for some reason John's into it? We talk reptilian pitbulls, Jeopardy! Trotskyite Mormons and our favorite Alex Trebek Moments. Then, your questions!

A very specific, graphic listener question about suckin' da strap | What is it right to do when your friend is considering getting back with their shitty ex? 

Follow John on Social Media!
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BE KIND REWIND! Just a fun little joke cause we're joined this week by streamer videohellsystem aka VHS aka Ash and we're talkin about Grimace once again! And other stuff and a great embarassing dating story and then? Your questions!

 

Thanks again to Ash for joining us, go watch the videohellsystem stream here at twitch.tv/videohellsystem

 

Hey also thanks to you for listening! Give us ...

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What's up gang we're back in the saddle with third time returning champ Beetlemoses! And we're talkin art, we're talking paleontology, and then we're talkin about your questions:

 

People fuckin with Harris | Wildest things we've heard on a date | Relationship orientation mismatch | Catholic guilt time


Thanks again to Beetlemoses for joining us, absolute homie, go check out his comics on...

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Donovan's back and Audrey's bummed, but not about that. Let me be your funny coworker!

Listener questions and good jokes.

We ride out on a live recording of Donovan performing Sports by Viagra Boys at The Burlington Bar.

 

Sorry it's late! Haven't posted a main feed in 10 goddamn days! Don't worry! We're back!

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May 10, 2025 42 mins

Howdy yall it's Audrey, and I'm posting a solo episode of Radio Free Tote Bag because Dono is out and I didn't get a guest. I wanted to get something out for you fine folks and here it is. It's a little personal and a little bit of a bummer at the top. Basically just how I've been doing (bad) and then I answer some listener questions.

It's kinda fun! It was actually fun to do!

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Howdy team, it's ya girl Audrey!

No Dono this week for medical reasons (they'll be fine, they're just going through it, prayers up,) but we're joined by the lovely and talented Kayte Terry to aid you in healing your miseries.

Check out Kayte on her podcasts!

Fangs for the Memories!
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/fangs-for-the-memories/id1600491257

and Tender Subject!
https://podcast...

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Greetings! Ol' Dono is out on medical leave this week and so we're revisiting a classic RFTB After Dark episode for the public feed this week.

Original Description: 

WELCOME! To Dono's High Effort Summer™

This week Dono's bringing a high effort segment/game that was absolutely not cribbed from any other show! Tell us if you like it! Don't tell us if you don't! Also reddit questions.

Thank...

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What's up gang we've got Josh from The Worst of All Possible Worlds returning and we're subjecting him to Dono's completely original game. Never before seen! Never before played! 7 Reddit questions - are they true or are they mere ruses? Then your questions!


Find The Worst of All Possible Worlds podcast wherever you find us. We've been on, it's great, they're great, check it out!

And thank...

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In which we are immediately interrupted by Dono going on the Pat Finnerty stream. Then we talk performing for the first time, stage fright, and getting gigs. Then music discussion! Songs below:

Worms - Viagra Boys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQQMJBNS42g

 

'96 Neve Campbell - clipping.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tq-hODfHPf0

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April 3, 2025 55 mins

You've heard about frenulum breve, but what about episode breve?? It's not actually super breve though just a little breve. Breve. 


It's a dry ep but we get to a lot of questions including an update on that date with an alcoholic. 

 

Thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as our continuing Frasier series, Discord ac...

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Folks! Haus of Decline returns to discuss whales, melodicas, Anton Yelchin, and recent dating experience and then it's questions time.

 

Thanks again to Alex for joining us, go find her stuff on bsky @hausofdecline and buy Igor the Assistant in print here

 

And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as our continuin...

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I'm sorry I just watched a Nickelback documentary and it took over my brain. And I'm especially sorry to our guest this week, writer Evelyn Lovelace. We talk to Evelyn about Alberta Canada rock legends and also dating and that kind of thing and then it's question time.

 

Thanks again for Evelyn for joining us! You can find her writing here: https://evelynlovelace.substack.com/

 

And than...

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Hey y'all sorry it's late!

We are joined this week by Korla as well as a bevy of listeners who shared their embarrassing dating and relationship stories! There's drama! There's battle damage! We've got it all this week on Radio Free Tote Bag!

Check out our patreon!
https://www,patreon.com/RFTB

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Hello Tote Nation!

We are joined this week by Shoggoth from The Ain't Shit Show! It's a blast!

We address the following!

A listener gifts us a spreadsheet. | How do you find success on the apps? | What are some poly-specific terms we can use for partners and situationships? | Date said dating app pics look different from real-life. It has rocked the listner's psyche. Whaddya do with that!...

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February 27, 2025 72 mins

Howdy team, it's Audrey!

You're doin' great out there! We're joined by fan favorite AJ Ditty from the Worst of all Possible Worlds to discuss your relationship difficulties as well as what liquors ghomes would drink. 

Your questions!

So you're a bottom with digestive issues. How butt stuff? | Partner has repeated pushed/broken boundaries under non-monogamy. Is this airhorns? | A question...

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