Hosts: C.L., Doc G, Khori, & Yusuf
This week on the Relationship Status Podcast, Yusuf is joined by Gaylord Fockerer (yes, that Gaylord) break down one of the wildest relationship stories to ever hit the group chat. A woman asks for a “break” to fight temptation, gets dumped, walks into a spider web, quits her job, and is SHOCKED when her man moves on. Girl, is it crack?!
We’re talking:
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The difference between a break and a breakup (spoiler: one ends in a gas bill).
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Why comparing yourself to Instagram models is hazardous to your healing.
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“Rich Zaddy” and the dangers of transactional love.
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The horizontal hokey pokey and its lasting consequences.
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Spider Gwen, Charlotte’s Web, and how NOT to quit your job.
Plus, we crown some of the most savage listener comments, including the now-iconic: “A wet coochie and an empty purse don’t make no sense.”
And don’t forget: first person to email us where the name Gaylord Focker comes from wins a free t-shirt AND a gas card—because we support good decisions and full tanks.
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Tune in, laugh hard, and remember: karma moves faster than FedEx.
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Chapters
- (00:00:01) - Ben Stiller on The Devil's Tomb
- (00:01:46) - Faronda Gaylord Focker On Relationship Status
- (00:04:39) - Allergic To Fruit? By Growing Your Own
- (00:08:01) - Shop Your Own Wardrobe
- (00:08:15) - Forgiveness Does Not Mean Access To My Phone
- (00:11:44) - Forgiveness Is Not Access
- (00:14:35) - I Found My 38-Year-Old Husband On Tinder
- (00:16:48) - He Did This
- (00:19:45) - Married Woman on Her Ex-husband's Cheating
- (00:22:37) - Is It Okay For You To Set Your Age On Tinder?
- (00:24:12) - He Already Was Cheating On Her
- (00:27:23) - I Asked My Man To Break Up With Me
- (00:31:19) - He Said You Were Sauteed Once
- (00:34:09) - Relationship Status: When Charlotte Went Blind
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