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June 9, 2025 93 mins

Join me and my friend Kristin, who is a comedian and author (ooooh so fancy), as we discuss how to pick locks, the voice inflection of gnomes, and the attractiveness of Gilderoy Lockhart in chapters 3 and 4 of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.

Feel free to comment or message me at theretoldpodcast@gmail.com or on instagram @theretoldpodcast

0:00 Introduction 1:03 Theme song 1:45 Meeting Kristin 13:15 Quizzitch 18:00 Retelling of Chapter 3 44:50 Favorite Lines of Chapter 3 48:20 Transfigurations Chapter 3 51:30 Golden Snitches Chapter 3 56:20 Retelling of Chapter 4 1:20:50 Favorite Lines of Chapter 4 1:21:50 Transfigurations Chapter 4 1:23:20 Golden Snitches Chapter 4 1:25:00 Restricted Section 1:30:45 Goodbye to Kristin 1:32:44 Outro

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