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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 6 (01:36):
You would cry so bad if you would have been
there for an email and a half.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Well, yeah, I probably would have just walked away and
they came back here a piss pj off. That was
really Yeah, that sucked, dude. People like a good game.
People people met. Like I said, nobody cares podcast. I disagree.
The truth is I only get comments about random things,
(02:03):
not anything important or things I put thought into. I
remember a longtime friend of ours, uh fucking sent me
a message and said, uh no, I can't actually can't
on this one because I don't want to use his shoes. Shoot, man,
he's a wrestler. But he told me. He told me,
he said, hey, listen, when you called Robin a twink.
(02:24):
It popped me.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Dude.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
I was like, what are we talking about? Like what?
Why is that the one thing we talked? We talked,
you know, we talked for two hours, three hours, and
that's when you bring about Come on, man, all right,
do you lead?
Speaker 1 (02:44):
You're a problem?
Speaker 6 (02:45):
M hmm.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
This is why no one listened to our podcast. Everyone
hates us. But he's a problem, Like Jack Swagger was
a problem. In that promo that he cut that it
was always on Twitter.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
I don't know that you know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Oh my god, ud, you gotta.
Speaker 6 (02:58):
Watch that pro He's like, I'm gonna be a problem. Man,
I'm gonna be a big problem. He's on Live and
like nobody popped and then he starts like shaking his head. Dude,
you have to see this.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Guess what probably the worst? What's that one guy?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
He was my favorite before this.
Speaker 6 (03:18):
It was like when I first started watching again, he
was in E c W and then he won money
in the bank.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
I'm like, oh, this guy's yes for saying twin, But
you can talk about Jack Swagger's dumb ass career.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
The final Underground Champion.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Did you finish your playthrough?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I did, and it was I'll tell you what.
Speaker 6 (03:39):
Season four, Yes, it is the worst of the seasons,
but actually not as bad as you think, like watching
it back, and they ended it in a way that
would have made season five like so interesting.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Were hyped for that Dario came back from the dead if.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
You remember, if you remember, we were hanging on the
whim every single season because we didn't know if there
was gonna be another one. Remember we were like, is
season four gonna be a thing? Is season three gonna
be a thing? Dude? We're just begging.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Yeah, we're gonna talk W a W.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Today we got dirty busters and Mike Carving Thistle lies
and rumors going on progress and tell you why the
fucking dumb and Donnie's a bitch. You had the Fantasy
Standings update, fan emails.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Smart say the darnedas things and so much more.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Yes, there is smart say the Darnest things. This week,
the fans have spoken. They said they want it back
and guess what we got it back? That's my phone, Mike,
I dropped my phone.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Do you think Donnie's a bitch?
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Holy shit?
Speaker 6 (04:42):
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Speaker 1 (04:58):
Good time to get.
Speaker 6 (04:59):
The U riddle to Rollin's dickometer.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Sure? Also because Matt Reel's been talking a lot in
the news.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Don't I actually don't know if that's true. Is that true?
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Get the hog ometer? S Yeah, that's pretty true.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Who one yo, He's right, dude, that's yo, Mohammed.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
I'm say these are crocodile tears.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
What a piece of ship? Dude? You know sucker blood
cover children.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
I mean, do you think that you're not a piece
of ship?
Speaker 4 (05:36):
No, but it's easy. It's as a piece of ship.
It's easy to see other pieces of ship. Remember when
they lived, they had those glasses on. As a piece
of ship. I can I have the biocals on for
other pieces of ship. I can see him a mile away.
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Speaker 4 (06:19):
Yeah, guys, are ongoing series of headliners. We are making
major progress. We are barely getting murdered by aliens and
monsters anymore. That's barely happenings. BJ gets killed fucking all
the time. This dude walks without limbs almost everywhere, taking photos,
but also Schedule one. It's starting to heat up, boys.
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The metha is cooking. We're moving into cocaine. Our fucking
and drug empire is through the roof in the video game.
It's a video game, so do not call the police.
It's just a fucking It's Schedule one. It's a very
good game. We have a lot of fun. Our friends
get together, We shoot Spencer in the face, have a
great time.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
I'm calling the police.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
It's you call the police, like nice thing sending out
in the guy.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
Sure did?
Speaker 1 (07:07):
That was good?
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Did you hear that? I haven't sloop that? That's good.
Let's move on.
Speaker 7 (07:12):
We're going to put this on in order from the
w darking about to have a discussion about the one who's.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Borne the finishes.
Speaker 6 (07:19):
This makes sense in the art of me who watched
the catching it on the march.
Speaker 7 (07:23):
He takes the one cutting up pure and the rush
blew up the time you smacked down on the.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Floor on the collision course with the number one. Back
to the ring for the latest report.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Ring Rush, Guys, Time and dog Wrestling. Night of Champions happened.
There were title changes. Ae W has turned the corner
and they are putting w W E in the mud.
You love to see you love to see it in
all the sense in the dollars and cents. Mike, try it,
(07:57):
try it brother, per capita, per capita, Come on, dude,
number does all right, So here's the deal we go
with the R I P. First, I actually read a story.
I wanted to talk about Josh Sir Samurai. Little dude
had a heart attack and no, I'm just no, he lived.
(08:19):
He lived. He had a heart attack, was dead in
the locker room. But the lady there, who was a
fucking form E M T did CPR long enough for
them to get him a fucking defibrillator and they fucking
brought him back to life and he survived.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
This happened over the pastage.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Yes, yeah, it's called Josh L I T T E
L Sir Samurai right about it when I was looking
stuff up. So he died this week and I also
came the funk back. He's like Jesus so, but he retired.
Now he's officially retired. He's like, guess what, guys, that
was my He's like, I wanted to I think he
said something like I wanted to die wrestling. Well, he
(08:57):
got his lish and he's like, hey, guys, I'm serious
us all I'm out of here. So he fucking dipped
on it. So Israel story Listen, I.
Speaker 6 (09:07):
Did you want an R I P soon potentially, No,
hope not.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
Honestly, I want this dude to live in about thirty years.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
No, I'm talking about Rick Flair.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
He is rough dude, would you say?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
So? Imagine that was this guy's gimmick from that long time.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
Well, well, if you think about Ox Baker killed a
dude by accident, not it wasn't even really him, but
he just was like I killed that dude, and they
would do hard punches and start riots. So I'm down, Like,
if you want to play out, whoever was wrestled him
should be like back, get a T shirt says I
killed fuck it', sir Samurai, I'll do it again too, right. Uh.
Speaker 6 (09:43):
I have an interesting story about Rick Flair. He was
in Buffalo over the weekend because he was at Nickel
City Comic Con and I want Sunday and he was
supposed to be there and his table was Empties, which
I found was kind of odd. And and the next day
it comes out that he had some kind of Sir,
I don't know what kind of surgery that was, but
(10:04):
that picture posted look.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Open.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Yeah, I assume maybe that happened here.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
I don't know, And it looked they stitched him up
like he was a fucking ham that you have for
like dinner, you know what I mean. It was like
peeled in it was.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
It was awful.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
That was awful looking.
Speaker 6 (10:22):
And typhoon slash tugboat wasn't there because a tornado destroyed his.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
I think I gotta say you deserve that. I gotta
say I think I think they just didn't want to
go to Buffalo. They're like, we'll just say a tornado it.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Rick Flair was in Buffalo, but then he almost I wonder.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
Why you said about Philly. There's actual evidence that if
you go to Buffalo you could die. Almost died Philly.
Why one time he almost died in Philly.
Speaker 6 (10:58):
On the bridge.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
On the bridge you inconveniencing other drivers is not fucking
almost die. Listen, that was gross. That's gross. Not dangerous
to the point. You might have had some poo poos,
but the little diarrheas, that's it. Dude. I ain't kill you.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
I didn't that we know of your kind say about
vaccine my guns? Did you just hit me with you people?
It's gonna lie dormant in your.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
I don't. I think we should get deep into the
vaccine conversation. That's what's best for our podcast.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
That potato alright, like a vaccine.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
That's all guys, So listen, we gotta get to the
most important part of the week. You guys, youre like, oh,
he's gonna sayna hey w right now, that's that's that's
a trope. I'm not doing that ship. Okay, we talk
about the most important thing that happened this week, okay,
and that is the return of Kung Fu Chicken Noodle
(11:57):
to Kaiju Big Battle. First time in nine years, the
can of chicken Noodle soup is back in the fucking ring.
I buy a shirt of him. He comes out coincidence,
fucking but fucking a right, good return on investment.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Immediately, It's like it is.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
Really it really is. I saw scab. It was great.
Scab was great. It's a giant Scab comes out this
giant band aid. Incredible fucking match. Yeah. Oh he is discussing, dude,
he is disgusting. There's no Doctor Cuba is there. It
was incredible. The championship match was Bear Ranger, which is
half Teddy Bear half Power Ranger, and she and She fought.
(12:37):
She fought Burger Bear with the deed to the Monster Factory,
which is where this event took place. Doctor Cubis stook
this as an actual monster factory. That's why they were there.
Speaker 6 (12:48):
He was Wait they fought the deed because that's because
you are disgusting.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
And yes that he's that Unicorn party against scaf but
giving people some updates us steam Power Technacle Bowler. He
fucking big fan favorite big, He's it was a hoss fight.
It was a real fucking hoss fight with that one. Yeah,
Doctor Cube against fucking Kung Fou Chicken. It a great match.
I wouldn't give it five stars because of the because
(13:17):
of the location. It's the opposite topan effect. But yeah,
it was great and yeah Burger but there was there
was guess what. Guess what it had, Mike A fuck finish?
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Does it have like popping noises behind yours?
Speaker 4 (13:30):
Just me talking? But it's a it's a It sounds
good on I know you ever worry about that? It
sounds great, don't you worry? But Burger Bear got fucked
out of the championship by Burger Bear. It's a giant
bear costume that has a giant burger on top, and
he fucking hits you with on your rings. God you
(13:51):
big that. I'll highly recommend it. So I also, can
I tell you my favorite indie story from the show
Real quick, to take one second. I go if at
merch table because I want to buy something to support
the company, as you should. He wasn't even there. He couldn't.
He couldn't swing with the big boys, right Howard. So
I asked the dude, who obviously has a vested interest
in this company, do you have a DVD of the
(14:15):
last year's WrestleMania show that I attended. I can't find
it anywhere and I'd love to see it again. And
he said it's almost done. I looked at the guy.
I looked at the guy. I said, what the fuck
did you say? He said, it's almost that.
Speaker 6 (14:32):
I said DHS tapes would come out in a shorter
back in the day.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
He and said, oh yeah, I got it back from editing.
I just got to approve it. I said, well, you
probably should have done that before we got here. I
would have bought it. He's like, damn. I was like,
it's the most indie wrestling ship I've ever seen in
my fund all my days.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
It's even worse.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
So let me tell you they had Yeah, they were
on VOD as well. They were they were on I
P PV. You know what I mean.
Speaker 6 (15:03):
Bro E c W like it was like fucking mom
and pop making the wrestlers do all that ship and
they still had merged everything to sell.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
What I realized. What I realizes Kayju is really run
by just like three or four people and the wrestlers.
They usually just go to wrestling schools and just pay
the wrestling students to do the matches.
Speaker 8 (15:26):
You should ask them for a joke.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
I don't see them make a lot of money. They
were selling one dollar. I got that one dollar water
bottle straight out of the case that we said three
dollars on it. I think that's their best money marketing
strategy right there. That's all right, that's not by the way,
great show. I fucking suggested a thousand percent. It's it's
good for kids. Kids have a great time. Adults on
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mushrooms have a great time. It's perfect. Everybody. Let's go
to w W. I guess we'll start there instead of
a w because you guy it's two versus one, and
you guys will yell. There's some title changes. Gulia beats
the undeservings of Leina Vega to become Women's United States Champion.
Speaker 6 (16:07):
I don't think it's fair to say that.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
Said as Chelsea Greenhoward knows is doing. Yeah, after a shitty.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Kick, I mean it's actually a blessing disguise when you
get to like wear a.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
Mask, I wouldn't be cool on you. I think the
person makes it cool. But yeah, Goolia deserves this, and
she's gonna bring some legitimacy to this new championship. I
like it as he should. As he should. I like
how he makes him stop at n XT so he
could be like homegrown is so good talent right here,
(16:43):
you see it?
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Or she never really wrestled in the US before.
Speaker 6 (16:47):
It's just getting her ready.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
Hey, guys, NX the original unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
I see what he's doing.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
Finn Baller and Jdana beating nude to win the World
Tag team titles.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
You like this, so I don't.
Speaker 6 (17:06):
I don't, infory have a problem with them having titles,
because it's cool that All Judgment Day has titles. But
they did a fucking horrible.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Job with.
Speaker 6 (17:18):
They like didn't even like have any feuds, Like this
wasn't even a feud.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
It's terrible.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Why then, I don't know?
Speaker 4 (17:26):
Yeah, Mike, mister w B defender, come on jumping.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Did you not just hear me?
Speaker 6 (17:31):
Talk.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
I heard you dancing around.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
I want you to yell at your ears crackling two
you can't hear.
Speaker 4 (17:40):
It's fine, I don't. But you don't mind them being
champion like in theory, like Mike said, I agree with
them and the whole state of being champion.
Speaker 6 (17:48):
Right, but absolutely, But this wasn't like the New Day.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
But you could have gotten there in a better way.
It felt like just to do a title change.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
Evince like New Day more than triple h. Yes, bring
back Vince, Bring back Vince. Now you bring back Vince,
come on everybad and back.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Okay, it won't be on record, is that?
Speaker 4 (18:17):
What are you fucking? Johnny A's Holy Ship nighted Champions,
Holy Ship. We're back in Saudi Arabia. First, let me
address s M punk shut yours up while I talked
to see him punk alone, seem punk. I know you're listening.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Oh brother, here we go, virtual virtue signaling, Uh don't.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
Yo, hold on real quick, real quick, real quick. That's
a perfect description of CM punk. That is a perfect
CM punk talk about how I would.
Speaker 6 (18:47):
But because CM punk walk out a w now you.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
Let's be honest, I would take I would take all
the money from Saudi Arabia in a second, I'm not
a hypocrite. Did they crash planes into Denmber eleventh buildings?
They sure did? Okay, but guess what ten million dollars
would do a lot to help my family. I'm not
above it, okay, now see him. Punk, on the other hand,
expressed many the time how he was above it, and
(19:14):
then he's in WW and the paychecks there, and he's like, well,
you know what, maybe killing Kashagi wasn't such a big
deal anymore. Is that blood covered dictatete? Quite good? Get
Muhammad over here. Let me say sorry. And it was
a joke, dude, And it was honestly embarrassing. And I'll
(19:34):
give it a long jay Julie McCain. He said it best.
It's hard to be a see him punk fan, That's
what he said to me, because he's a fucking hypocrite.
He's two faces ships, he is something that has Look. Look,
I mean this is a bout of my heart. I
could tell you right away.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
How many racists are you a fan?
Speaker 4 (19:55):
Let me tell you, yeah, just seeing Punk here, this
is not ad Han and in attack. So the truth
is okay, see him? I knew see him? Punk was
a piece of shit his whole life. That's what made
him an anti hero, right, But you always say it
to you either live you die a hero, or you
live long enough to become the villain. And he is
literally becoming everything that he hated. That piece of ship.
(20:17):
I should know when I saw that CM Punk and
stone Cold Steve Austin picture when he was a little
kid and he was frumpy meaning stone cold, I should
have known then. I think he faces like I'm cool ship,
But so guess what he's turned into the person he
you know, see him Punk of Ring of Honor days
(20:38):
would hate this man. He would hate this man, tell
the truth. He would hate what he is.
Speaker 6 (20:46):
I don't think he would hate multi millionaire.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
I can believe it's crazy.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
I can believe it because he fucking sucks that blood
covered dick now and honestly, with Saudie's if you're listening,
hand it over. But I'm just saying he said he would.
Speaker 6 (21:05):
It's just so irrelevant to anything having to do with wrestling,
and really, and I mean what I said, like the
discourse really has been like people who are primarily eight
primarily aw fans who are mad that he wouldn't say
sorry to the young bucks and that he left. Aw
this is like this like, oh we got we got you,
(21:26):
CEM Punk, you went to Saudi Arabia when you said
less than flattering things about them before. It's like, well, yeah,
sometimes you have a job and you do ship that
you don't want to do. That's called being an adult
and having.
Speaker 4 (21:37):
A job and living over backwards? Are you paid by
w B because you act like you are? This is
really nuts. It's me as a former Sumpunk fanic I
who liked him from when I was a young man
and his anti establishment angle was literally everything that made
him popular. And now he's mister company man with the company.
(21:58):
Never said he said he would ever go back to
to the country, said he would never go to he
He couldn't be more hypocritical, Mike. And this isn't a
w w B. This is CM Punk has become the
thing that he always fought against. He's a piece of ship.
And honestly, I'm.
Speaker 6 (22:14):
Just separating a person from wrestling, which is something that
you always to do, but when it's convenient, But what's
convenient for you to do otherwise, you're gonna do otherwise
is what you're doing, right, now again, if he.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
If he was in.
Speaker 4 (22:31):
Samos, a piece of ship, if he was in a
w because.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
You never care. You never care if somebody is going
to Saudi Arabia.
Speaker 6 (22:38):
Kevin Owens and Sammy's Aiden wouldn't go to Saudi Arabia. Granted,
I agree they weren't vocal about it, but then they
decided to go, and nobody says anything about, Okay, they
changed their mind.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
John CeNAT first did not go, and then he decided
to go.
Speaker 4 (22:51):
He didn't speak out about it. He wasn't the voice
of a fucking generation.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
That But it's the same thing like people. People change
their minds, and it is my motivated.
Speaker 4 (23:01):
I'm one hundred so.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
That I would take.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
I would take.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
How am I gonna know?
Speaker 4 (23:08):
Because we're poor? And his whole gimmick was standing against
this exact kind of thing.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
It's not about.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
But that was him, that was him, that was It
wasn't just a gimming. That's how he carried himself. He
quit the w out of principal dude. He was the
guy who stood on business people.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Like you, the people like you.
Speaker 6 (23:26):
This CM punk CM punk actually goes to marches and
goes to protest and actually stands up. I don't believe
that like you and most of the and then most
of the people that are talking out on CM punk,
Oh you're going to oh this and that, they don't
stand up for fucking jack ship and they sit in
their fucking chair and they criticize somebody who's done way
(23:49):
more than they could ever hope to do in they're
fucking life.
Speaker 4 (23:52):
Okay, that's a weird like little job b J thoughts.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
My favorite Manka, they're not a.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
Fit moment o. Real great many champions in the land
of murder and women slaying and gay hating as well,
you know, because they stone them and then they actually
beat women and stuff like that. It's advocating is part
of the law.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
You you're a big fan of all that stuff when
it's happened.
Speaker 4 (24:17):
Man, what they are talking about. I love gay people.
I love women gay people with some of the sassies
people I know, and it's so much fun.
Speaker 6 (24:25):
Mhm mhmm.
Speaker 4 (24:28):
God, fair match, favorite match. I don't know why you
just tear the political I don't want to do politics,
but that's you, man. I'm more more positive. I'm talking
about more Look I told you I'm mister positive now
all right, I'm mister positive dude, You're you're mister political.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Now you're crying a lot.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Favorite match, Favorite moment, I can't leave and me and
Mike have an amazing.
Speaker 4 (24:55):
Cut it on the cutting floor.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
You better not.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
That was a night of champions fair match overall, right, Mike.
Speaker 6 (25:06):
Uh, My favorite match was the opener, Uh, Cody Rose
against Randy Orton.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
So it was far from.
Speaker 6 (25:12):
A perfect match because they fucking had Cody goes super
Stena mode and kick out of a couple of rkos,
which I wasn't a fan of, and they could have
gotten around that so much easier, Like because Randy was
getting his ass beat through that match, so have him
do the RKO and then like take a long time
to get to the cover and he can't quite get
to the cover.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
They they should have put more time in between that.
But what I liked about the match was.
Speaker 6 (25:35):
That, and I'm always a fan of when you're telling
a story in the ring, you're working over a body part.
Randy tweaks his back on a super plex, you know,
a pretty basic move, and then he's he's writhing in pain.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
They're like, oh man, that's his lower back. He fucked
it up.
Speaker 6 (25:49):
He was out for over a year with that, and
then Cody's working it over and it's like, well, Cody's
a baby face, but he sees an.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Opportunity and he's taking it.
Speaker 9 (25:57):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (25:57):
And then you have Randy who had said leading into
this match, I'm gonna do whatever it takes to win,
and he's about to punt Cody, but he has second thoughts,
he doesn't do it, and then he takes the turnbuckle
cover off and he's gonna try to use that on
him and ends up backfiring, and and Cody uses it
to his advantage and beats Randy. I thought, just a
story telling in that match was top notch, some of
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the best we've seen in a while. And I have
a theory about this match. I feel like they were
not austin just a theory. I have a feeling that
were testing the waters in this match and then the
main event. I think they're testing the waters on a
Cody Heel run to see, Okay, we're gonna have him
work heel a little bit. In this match, he's working
over the back pretty much playing that heel role, and
(26:40):
people were booing him and they were supporting Randy in
that moment. Main event, we got john Cena, he has
second thoughts about using the belt and throws it away.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
So he's got a little you know. Uh, that was
my theory.
Speaker 6 (26:56):
My theory was Sam, Cody and Johnson the main event,
we get what they're gonna hope and try to make
into a WrestleMania thirteen type of double turn with Brett
and Austin and make Cody the biggest freakin' heel and
then you get seen it to the biggest baby face
he can be for the final whatever it's gonna be,
you know, four or five months of his run.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
I think it makes a lot of sense.
Speaker 6 (27:20):
Cody recently made a comment about how he thinks that
he doesn't have a lot left in his babyface run.
I mean, I don't think he would say that just
to say that. I think that might be you know,
planting the seeds. So that's kind of the feeling I
got out of what we saw in the Linns.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
And I also I did like the main event.
Speaker 6 (27:41):
Yeah, it was a fucking over massive course, but that's
I think that's what you gotta do with Scena at this.
Speaker 4 (27:46):
Point, and you gotta protect him. He's fragile as fucked too.
Speaker 6 (27:52):
He's great.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
The fans love it too.
Speaker 6 (27:54):
You have Seth he's in the cash in and you
know his guys coming out and Sammy and Pentons trying
to stop it and just all out chaos. Uh. I'll
say my my moment of the night little Nat running
down pounced re redoing the famous gift of him running
down the aisle.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
But then John Cena comes out of nowhere and hit.
Speaker 4 (28:15):
He pounced that that is a Monty Brown poun that's air.
But the first thing I thought of when I saw
that was just like remember when Keith Lee hit.
Speaker 6 (28:27):
Adam Cole like the crowd.
Speaker 4 (28:30):
That's That's what I was thinking of, right, There wasn't
that during like like regularly he was coming down the
aisle and he just like he like football, clipped him
and Adam just took flight.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
That was like the best right next team?
Speaker 6 (28:48):
This Uh, this is just great though, Like you you
see him running, you last thing you expected him to get.
Speaker 4 (28:53):
Honestly, when I saw I saw it is that it
is the gift.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
It's like I thought he was the famous That's what
I thought we might actually got because Donny said something,
didn't you say something last week like oh, they just
pay for a fucking catch.
Speaker 8 (29:07):
And when that happened, when SEC came out, like, is
Donnie right?
Speaker 1 (29:10):
They just paid for a cash I'm always right, buddy.
They paid for the moment. Yeah, but I thought it
was a yeah.
Speaker 8 (29:18):
I agree with Mike about both those matches.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
The opener was my favorite as well.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
I did enjoy Cody working in the back that he
had Randy up against the seal ring pos stretching out like, yeah,
some Brett Hart stuff.
Speaker 6 (29:30):
I was a man.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
I really enjoyed that match.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
I thought commentary actually did a great job was selling
the match and their history together. So I really enjoyed
that looking forward to their eventual rematch. I did enjoy
the main event, not as good as the opener, though,
and Little was easily best moment of the night. Rest
of the card was good too. I would give this
a seven out of ten show. I didn't he was
watching the show. Yeah, I was gonna get a seven
(29:55):
to ten.
Speaker 6 (29:55):
Also, like rear Riple against rock Hell, I wanted to
talk about that really quick.
Speaker 4 (29:58):
That's my my match of the night, That's probably my second.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
People were shitting on that going in. People were people
always shot on rock Hell and I always.
Speaker 4 (30:08):
Well, you guys pointed out, tell me you didn't watch
NXT because they have so much. You guys pointed out
they had a match previously that was like a street
fight or something. I actually dug I actually about that.
I actually dug it up because I was like, I
think I remember that. It was pretty good, So I
actually dug it.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Up very Oh you remember they went. I remember it
once I saw, Yeah, it was awesome. I think yes
or something like that. I think so.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
And they also had a steel cage match that was
great too, So they have awesome chemistry.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
I do. I know their real friend. They're friends in
real life, so they the main event.
Speaker 4 (30:43):
The main event did nothing for me. And the opening match, Honestly,
I'm over. I'm over fucking Cody Rhoades, some motherfucker. So honestly,
we'll get ready for Honestly, I would prefer that to
whatever this gimmick is because it sucks now. Uh So
to me, the women's match was honestly is number one
with the bullet. I don't think it's close, that's fair.
(31:05):
And I'll give my moment get moment real quick, that
the moment when everybody looks at me and they say
you were right about Jade Cargill and I was like,
thank you, thank you so much of that because she
is greener than good Ship. Dude, Holy fuck dude, at
least a w This is crazy, dude, not like a
(31:28):
streak brother, and everyone was talking about it. Oscar was like,
what am I gonna do with this trash and also
Solo Skoo went in, let's go baby with Talla. They're
not even getting creative with the names.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Tall.
Speaker 6 (31:42):
He is tall.
Speaker 4 (31:43):
I'll tell you what, from the bottom of my heart.
Speaker 6 (31:46):
I'm sorry that they botches.
Speaker 4 (31:48):
I'm gonna start right now.
Speaker 6 (31:51):
It's Tom Tom one. That was horrible.
Speaker 4 (31:57):
I hate what he just he did debut, he did booboo.
He's not perfect, Big One. They'll go back and post up.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
To have a long time of ring. But I I mean,
Solo has been awesome.
Speaker 6 (32:11):
I want them to and it'll be fun because like
jacobat to have to go through like the whole group
to back.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
This could happen, and I think it's the great choice.
Soul has been awesome recently and jacobat too.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
He really doesn't need the US Championship.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
It's probably in the long run more of a hindrance
so I actually really enjoyed that they took it off him,
and this is a great way to do it. I'm
looking forward to that era of the Bloodline shooting. Let's
see what happens.
Speaker 4 (32:37):
It'd be fun. It's all I got left of the
Bloodline stuff I liked. Said, all right, carry across over
as fuck too, by the way, Yeah that one.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
M I really hope they they really do move forward.
Speaker 8 (32:53):
Sammy going for the championship agree, whether it's gooser Gus.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Would be such a great storyline though, for because like
he has that history with him he being so I
really want that to happen. How good would it be
if if Sammy b Guth for the championship and Robin's
catching on him.
Speaker 4 (33:10):
That's that was literally the whole thing we talked about. Yeah, okay, yeah,
I gave it a five out of ten.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Yeah, oh higher than a follow because.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
Of well, because they pay me one thousand dollars to
give an extra point. I'm not dividing that three days.
That's mine, thanks, man, Like the show's bullshit or the
money situation? All right, And a Greater American Bash July twelfth,
(33:41):
trying to go up against all in Lows lows.
Speaker 10 (33:48):
Over fem me against Yuki ki eat Amura. Uh yoh, yeah,
you know is fine, don't.
Speaker 6 (33:58):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
I don't understand. There's saying like why he's going for I.
Speaker 4 (34:01):
Don't understand this at all. I feel like they don't.
Speaker 6 (34:07):
They are so good with their women's division, but like
the Men's World tuttle scene, like I don't.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Know what the fuck they're doing it like always is
just off.
Speaker 4 (34:15):
It doesn't mattered since Williams.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
That is absolutely true.
Speaker 4 (34:21):
I watch more than you and again it sucks Moose
and was pretty cool that just.
Speaker 6 (34:30):
Like that was like one out of the last ten
feuds that have been what you would want it to be.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
I kind of feel like because they're going up against
all In and they recognize it's all In, they are
mailing this cardon.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
I mean, like, what is this card right now? I don't.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
This is like a regular NXTV show, really show, and
not even a great one, like.
Speaker 4 (34:57):
The debut of Mariah May's that's a big deal. It's
a it's HI team match, that's fine, Like that's fine.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
It's just a set up the next day. Yeah, because
it's Jordans versus I get it, right, I get it
I just I don't know.
Speaker 6 (35:12):
I don't be challenging for the title, right.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
What it is?
Speaker 4 (35:16):
What it is, Bud, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
I under see, I understand.
Speaker 6 (35:20):
You want your Oba, fam, He's probably not losing this
toll anytime soon. You want to have a dominant rain,
but like, give me some more interesting.
Speaker 4 (35:27):
Well you didn't, and this is gonna blow. So let's
move on to where it's not gonna blow. And dude,
sorry made events Also July twelfth, Yeah, holy ship, dude,
that day is gonna be a whoa. The Monday following.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
That's why we're doing a thousand uh Monday.
Speaker 4 (35:42):
Following is gonna be fucking unbelievable. Oh my goodness, dude,
We've got a lot of previewing to do next week.
Good I get. I'm like everybody at home, get your
de loo brown heads out early and starting to lose
them up because we're going to need them.
Speaker 6 (36:01):
All ends.
Speaker 4 (36:01):
Looking like Tony Storm versus Mercedes Monette. You still feeling
money on this one, Mike.
Speaker 6 (36:08):
Question.
Speaker 4 (36:09):
Tony promost have been awesome and I've been fucking like
maybe she is gonna win and I'm not right, my bja.
Speaker 8 (36:19):
I'm going to be honest as great as Tony Storm is.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
I always enjoyed Bobby Lastly and TNA when stables have
a chance.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
I love when just someone has all the championships.
Speaker 4 (36:30):
So are you doing story and makes Mercedes this situation?
I like it.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
You know what, at this point it is just one more.
Speaker 4 (36:39):
Well as Tony start takes it back, that's all that's
fine with me. So yeah, and that's why.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
That's why it's like there's only one. Maybe I definitely
do it, really, I.
Speaker 6 (36:52):
Mean, if I was Tony Kin, I would be like,
maybe I should build a third women's star, which I've
never done in my.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
Life before, to try to beat Mercedes with the title.
That's I would do.
Speaker 4 (37:00):
You're dumb the ship reason why you got Johnson, he
came on top, right, Do you want more stars?
Speaker 1 (37:06):
That's just how I let's put.
Speaker 4 (37:07):
The money behind the big money stars, buddy. Uh So, yeah,
you still think Hangman Page is losing against my No?
Speaker 1 (37:17):
I still I think you guys picked monks.
Speaker 4 (37:21):
Yeah, I don't think I think that. I think it's
it's all it's Darby Allen.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
I think the whole story is gonna be what well
know based on if its main events or not.
Speaker 6 (37:30):
If hang Man's winning, I don't.
Speaker 4 (37:32):
I don't agree with that. I think then I think, well.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
You're wrong, because they're not. They're not putting mox mox
winning the main evacs people will be I think.
Speaker 4 (37:40):
I think that's yeah, And it was horrible. I don't
was it was. It was not horrible, but the people
were pissed because they healed one.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
The young bucks showing up to help him win.
Speaker 4 (37:50):
That was due legends. Everybody's like, Omega, Yeah, that's gonna
be man. I'm excited, very much excited. And then we
have casino gauntlets for the boys and the goyles.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
I like that.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
Usually these are ways to get someone to like debut
that's a big name.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
Is there anyone even out there? No?
Speaker 4 (38:13):
I think now it's some time to instead of hiring
new people, why don't we push some current guys. You
need a new fucking shine.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
I mean, why only have some surprises in it? I'm sure,
but I feel like.
Speaker 4 (38:26):
Like he already did, but you're not getting like.
Speaker 6 (38:29):
You're not getting big stars from outside of w W
and a W that much anymore.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
Like the indies are totally different.
Speaker 4 (38:36):
Fucking bear monkey, uh or what was the name, uh Bear,
Burger Bear. You kind of like stopping Burger Bear. Did
you not hear the kung Fu chicken noodle soup fucking
came out of fucking retirement. I don't know what to
tell you, dude. Okay, so that that card looks stacked
(38:57):
already at ten out of ten. And then on the
Saturday main event, dude, all end is going to be
continuing on the same time. But I'm gonna be honest
with you no matter what matches on an all in,
if Gunther and Goldberg comes on, I'm watching Goldberg, Baby,
I gotta watch Goldberg. Goldberg is my guy, always has been.
(39:17):
At one point in time, for a three week period
in nineteen ninety seven ish ninetety eight, I would say
there was a three week period whereas Goldberg was bigger
and Stone cold Steve Boston bottom line, It's true.
Speaker 6 (39:30):
It's true.
Speaker 4 (39:30):
Man. It wasn't a long time. It wasn't a long time,
but there was a time when Goldberg was bigger. It's
just true.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
I would say he was very, very pop bigger. He's
bigger than.
Speaker 4 (39:46):
Stone gun through Goldberg, we're Goldberg wins, Stunning win Goldberg.
I'm dude, I'm saying. He's saying that Goldberg, dude, Goldberg
has to win this. He's not going out with just
like one one.
Speaker 1 (39:59):
It will one off.
Speaker 4 (40:01):
It's gonna be a little He literally has to win this.
He does because Mike, Mike is this like a one
off retier match. That's fine for a normal guy. But
this is Goldberg dude, like he's gonna have to like
this is the guy who puts doesn't put a lot
of guys over, right, So for me, I feel like
if he's gonna put Goon throw over, it's only after
he wins the championship. Plus, it would be great for
(40:23):
it would be great for big gold belt, you know
what I mean? If the big gold World Heavy Championship
belt would look great around his waist.
Speaker 6 (40:34):
We're good.
Speaker 4 (40:35):
It's a little noisy man.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
No, yeah, I mean, do you feel like he here's
the thing, right, if you really wants to win in Atlanta,
I don't think they will put him up against why.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
I think they would.
Speaker 4 (40:53):
Jack hav one, two, three? How many times does Atlanta
seen it? Mike?
Speaker 6 (40:58):
You know what you could do, but just want to
spike him Goldberg wins, right, spike.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
His head seth Cash in Seth cash In, Oh my.
Speaker 4 (41:07):
God, triple threat gother Seth Goldberg.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
That is the only way I would accept.
Speaker 4 (41:13):
I have to tell you something.
Speaker 1 (41:15):
And actually I would kind.
Speaker 10 (41:17):
Of I want to Goldberg because I would be pissed
and a lot of people be really pissed that he won.
Speaker 4 (41:22):
And then if Seth the fucking being, it would be incredible.
He would be a face and since that stable doesn't
know if it's healer face anyway, they'd be perfect. I
have Seth positive Seth Rollins reactions.
Speaker 6 (41:36):
I convince myself that it's okay for Goldberg to be champions.
Speaker 4 (41:40):
Listen, dude, I think we need it more than you
think we need it. And I'll be honest with you.
I'll be honest with you. I'm honest with you. I
don't even need the Seth Rollins cash in. I would
be so happy. I would be so happy if it's
Spear Jackhammer, Pinfall, Win, Goonther done in thirty fucking seconds, dude,
(42:02):
I would be happy with it.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
It really would be great for Seth's character to be
like I retired Goldberg.
Speaker 4 (42:10):
He because then then and then Goldbert no, and then
gold no. Because Goldberg would be a triple thread. It
would be going through Goldberg and Seth Rollins for the
World haweight Championship.
Speaker 6 (42:19):
No Goldberg, he's for you.
Speaker 4 (42:23):
Guess what. I went home? But guess well, they keep
asking who's next?
Speaker 1 (42:28):
Come on, they're purposely Yeah.
Speaker 4 (42:31):
Dude, I know until he wins the championship in front
of his kids. Dude, he go, he goes off script
real Jackhammer Coon the out, dude, bitchits is done.
Speaker 6 (42:43):
L A.
Speaker 4 (42:44):
Knight and Seth freaking Rollins. Is this a red herring
for Goldberg title tunnel run? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (42:49):
I think l A n wins.
Speaker 6 (42:52):
It says here winner takes money in the bank and
I up they updated, Yeah, doesn't say that somebody.
Speaker 4 (42:58):
Lied and put the parent Seriously, PJ, I'm talking about dude.
We're putting out misinformation.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
There's another big match that's getting added to this.
Speaker 6 (43:10):
Also.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
I won't say it because hold on.
Speaker 4 (43:11):
Everybody, everybody fast forward fifteen seconds. If you don't want
to hear it, Mike got fifteen seconds. Go ahead say it, Drew.
Speaker 1 (43:19):
And Randy because Drew returns.
Speaker 4 (43:20):
On Wait what day?
Speaker 6 (43:22):
Smack them?
Speaker 4 (43:23):
It airs Friday?
Speaker 1 (43:24):
Boy?
Speaker 4 (43:24):
It recorded? Yet I better change my article as all right,
guys back here again. No, spurlers here, let's talk about evolution.
The girls get through and that's that's the thirteenth. What
the fuck, dude, what the fuck is this weekend? Everybody's
(43:45):
gonna be at the shore, Everyone's to be elsewhere. Dude,
why are you making me be home watching shit? Also,
this doesn't look good. I saw the evolution card. When
I looked at this, I was like, this isn't impressive.
First time we did evolution it felt like awesome, and
like I looked back at that card and was like, Okay,
I see this. I see what we were doing here.
Speaker 1 (44:05):
I can't I did.
Speaker 4 (44:06):
It's way better than this ship.
Speaker 1 (44:08):
Okay, it's definitely not even like really any better this card?
Speaker 4 (44:11):
Please, Becky Lynch versus Bailey versus Lyra man that that's
just so awesome. Becky Lyra and Bailey triple threat. There
you go? And what's what is this like? Clash in Paris?
What's that?
Speaker 6 (44:30):
The winner of the battles a pay per view in Paris?
Speaker 4 (44:33):
We're just given all these other countries our pay per views.
Speaker 6 (44:38):
Why can't just give it out all baby?
Speaker 4 (44:41):
Keep on jobs here, motherfucker, keep our Americans?
Speaker 6 (44:45):
Is there a person that could win? Is Maurice gonna
be in this and one.
Speaker 4 (44:50):
Yes, please Jesus ditch that zero and get with a hero.
Speaker 8 (44:54):
So it is fascinating that what's the dolls here? Because
live got hurt.
Speaker 1 (44:58):
Now the Bells just aren' Thank God.
Speaker 4 (45:00):
Sometimes God works in a curious way.
Speaker 1 (45:03):
That's what I heard.
Speaker 4 (45:04):
God was real.
Speaker 1 (45:06):
But they never said was gonna be there, So we're
still like assuming that. I would guess maybe Nicky is
gonna be in the Battle.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
Royal, right, Oh, I guess so, because when they announced
the fail four way tag match, I was like, Oh,
that's how they get the Bellas in and then they're like, oh,
in n x T.
Speaker 1 (45:24):
I was like, okay, I like that.
Speaker 4 (45:26):
Better to be honest with that, you disagree.
Speaker 6 (45:30):
I would like to just have some like legends and
stuff in the Battle like Ta Tanka showing for no reason,
a lady version of Tatanka.
Speaker 4 (45:36):
And then that's what you called Nikki Bella just persistently
in the in Battle Royals all the time.
Speaker 1 (45:45):
Somebody that would be amazing.
Speaker 6 (45:48):
That'll be amazing, you know what.
Speaker 1 (45:50):
I and.
Speaker 4 (45:53):
Nikki Bella, that's where I wish you put nick on
that match right there.
Speaker 6 (45:58):
I mean, she did blaze.
Speaker 4 (46:01):
She gets to finally meet her mentor.
Speaker 1 (46:05):
A pretty Maybe a match is also going to be
added on a big show.
Speaker 4 (46:09):
Maybe car was taking it up against who.
Speaker 2 (46:14):
That's not what it's not Jade match surely has a
championship Summerson.
Speaker 4 (46:20):
Okay, you're gonna say, did you have the match one
or something? Mike advance Jesus Christ advance another fifteen times
only a spoiler? Yeah, go ahead, Mike.
Speaker 1 (46:34):
Uh Tiffany Stratton's tris stratus.
Speaker 4 (46:37):
Wow, that's that's big deal. Spoilers. Dude, fucking racist girl
against the Canadians.
Speaker 6 (46:44):
I'm not the fucking a double taping and be nice
to the wrestlers and make them work out.
Speaker 4 (46:49):
I'm off listening. I never had a problem with tape shows.
We watched it all the time as a kid. You know,
we didn't care.
Speaker 1 (46:56):
Yeah, I was taped every other week. Yeah, we were
like before it became really huge and the.
Speaker 4 (47:03):
People got spoilers were like the most advanced nerves in
the world. They like, really work for it. They wait
for newsletters.
Speaker 2 (47:11):
Because of that, which I won't say because it's been
fifteen seconds, but I'm just gonna say that feels like evolution.
Speaker 4 (47:16):
Yeah, yeah, I agree with that. Yeah, I agree with that.
I feel like that gives us car a little more usual.
We can only describe things in old Yiddish terms. All right, Okay,
Smart said the darnest things, not even champions was a thing.
(47:38):
Let's give some shout outs to some people before we
do this. I'm gonna go down here to the Smarts comments, uh,
and I'm going to shout out Leon Kan, Nathan Tomlanovich,
Matt Bowers, and Chris Jeter who helped us make this possible.
I found someone on a Facebook page as well, so
it's you know, what, can I say something? Facebook is
(47:59):
the worst. It's still word is well, like I'm posting
every day of the YouTube links, right, so I see
what what everybody's saying on the page. I try to
like everybody's stuff, you know, I mean, show my love.
I found Austin Red fan to show Austin Red. He's like,
he's Michael I remember remember him, Remember that short period
(48:21):
of time he was the three point king man. I
will say this he Austin Read. He's going to ask
we're a big big in the gay community. In our
Orlando meet up, he makes he makes Frisbees. Okay, I
just bought one for Donnie. So if you want a
Frisbee Austin Red loo, come on, I think it's Austin
(48:42):
Red Frisbee Austin Red. Look it up. Frisbees they're great
even as adult frisbee golf. These people do that. What's that,
big Mike? You probably now what's the more you throw
in the basket?
Speaker 1 (48:58):
Are you talking about? Frisbe be golf all was invented?
Speaker 4 (49:04):
So you guys are and perverts. All right, let's get
into this one.
Speaker 1 (49:13):
Why Puke not beat Sina?
Speaker 4 (49:19):
There was nothing right about what just happened. There's not
why Puke cannot beat like that fucking veggie vegetable send
us c I n A. This is t h y this.
Thank God for autocrackt this. You know how hard is
(49:40):
to get these now because you have to have autocracked,
like you have to turn that ship off. You have
to like I'll handle this. Oh my, I'm these idiots
auto correct and every fucking t y l okay, I'm
turning it off to.
Speaker 6 (50:03):
God. Don't he's so predictable and edn boring.
Speaker 2 (50:07):
Every three years they bury Randy your ten just to
turn him heel instead.
Speaker 5 (50:11):
Of strange that's my first thought.
Speaker 4 (50:23):
I was like, he's got a third eye, wide open, brother,
And I was like, that's a butthole reference, right. I
was hoping cry baby John Cena would lose, so it
runt the whole thing for me.
Speaker 6 (50:40):
Mm hmmm, Baby John Cena, Baby John.
Speaker 4 (50:47):
I like how they went cry then put a period,
So I was hoping cry baby John Cena baby. That
is something I've seen a I do is turn like
famous things into babies, Baby John con I one percent
believe that's it gonna be a great reference. Let's do
(51:08):
baby Johnson number four.
Speaker 1 (51:13):
Yikes.
Speaker 6 (51:14):
By the way, damn Arabs not letting the girls show
they assess brutes.
Speaker 1 (51:26):
I would not have.
Speaker 6 (51:28):
Correct.
Speaker 4 (51:30):
It's not one that's assess, brother, that's a that's that's
the word that says.
Speaker 1 (51:40):
We could have done.
Speaker 6 (51:41):
Without the racism partament.
Speaker 1 (51:43):
But that that that's fine.
Speaker 4 (51:44):
I gotta tell you, I'm fine with it. I'm fine
till I ran. They want some more. Pat we got
you cut the yo. Let me tell you something, dude,
keep making nukes. Uh get you?
Speaker 6 (52:01):
Nathan Peterman's throwing those bombs.
Speaker 4 (52:06):
Our troops are way back. Listen. I will say this,
don't you ever disparage our troops by comparing them to
mid askable quarterbacks. Ever, again, they're good at their jobs.
Will Levin sucks.
Speaker 1 (52:15):
I'm talking about Okay.
Speaker 4 (52:17):
I thought you were saying our bomb.
Speaker 2 (52:20):
Wet Okay, Why show tag champions on Night of Champions
and they know wrestle.
Speaker 4 (52:31):
Why the ship booking though, I like, no matter what,
no matter the language barrier, We're still getting ship booking
at the end. It's like that that crosses all barriers. Dude,
a word about Cross Sammy. This was to me truly stupid,
Tully stupid to book Sammy's win Cross through weeks and
(52:56):
weeks was getting inside Sammy's head and finally got what
he wants to lose so easily just because the bald
for fraud didn't want to risk Sammy loss in front
of Saudi's audience. Yeah no, no, I just I respected it.
I'll say that if I don't hit like, I hit respect,
(53:19):
on on on on tweets and ship that's right, that's yeah.
George would be like, George, take the butt out. You
know when you see like a pair of shoes that
are like worn out in the bottom, I mean like
fucking like remember Pj's dead man jacket like worn out
in the elbows because it was worn by fucking three generations.
Speaker 1 (53:39):
It's like that, go ahead.
Speaker 6 (53:44):
I'm not sure about that description. I had to leave
for a wedding so missed this last match. I knew
WW was still gonna have seen a win, but still
wanted to watch it. So I was going to play
replay and fast forward to this match. But watching all
video clips, I no longer want to bother watching this match.
(54:05):
Sita should never had attack to that referee. Seth and
his bitches needs to stay out of the match.
Speaker 1 (54:11):
Why travel to Sadia Arabia if you didn't even have.
Speaker 6 (54:15):
A scheduled match just to be a douche Shake my head, stupid.
Then I had more goons to solo and have nobody
for Jacob even with Jimmy, that's only two.
Speaker 4 (54:28):
This dude was amped up and he is one thing
in his life and it is serious.
Speaker 1 (54:34):
Imagine bro is common as ship talking after you just said.
Speaker 4 (54:38):
Se First off, he doesn't know any better. He knows
about America, dude, I could call America USA motherfucker. And
also I love the fact that this dude was like
gud to go to a wedding was just begging for
clips the whole time at the wedding. Absolute fucking I's
a pussy demon out here. For get getting the goddamn
(55:02):
you can't gut you the clip her in the foot
I can't get connected in the ballrooms, like get away, dude,
put some deonder on. Fuck shouty a rich shady Arabia. Dude,
you believe he went there? Should be a punk Muhammad's
care ship a joke. Got hate. I was at the
(55:25):
same wedding.
Speaker 2 (55:30):
Why does Charles Robinson always run out to the ring
like he is about to get laid.
Speaker 4 (55:33):
For the first time? Someone take that man, someone to
I think there's a lot of sadness in this man's voice.
He's like, right, we should take virgin's virginity, right right.
It's a little grassroots movement. How Solo got so much family?
Stop in bringing the Samoans and Tongans. I like it.
(55:58):
How so, how Solo got so much family is a
great lie. Don't listen. I'll ignore the inbreeding one for
a second here, because that's a great question. Fucking honestly,
could I be honest? I think the initiative is over.
We have you know enough sam oens but like, let's
get some other people in here to Like, that's kind
(56:20):
of you need the.
Speaker 1 (56:21):
Next generation always, dude, It's like there's like forty of them.
Speaker 4 (56:24):
Christ let's get some. I need some other cultures in
here too. I know it's.
Speaker 1 (56:34):
Needs to be taken off the air.
Speaker 6 (56:36):
It's stupid.
Speaker 1 (56:37):
It's teaching kids how to lie and steal. I hope
it gets canceled.
Speaker 4 (56:41):
That's just wrestling and wrestling in general. Honestly, if I
would have been on the people like, I like this
guy's honesty. He's right, he is the lie, but at
least he's honest about it. First one I've seen so far.
Speaker 1 (56:58):
This is a.
Speaker 4 (57:00):
Mother who's like, I can't fucking believe this is a talent.
Maybe get my cigarettes on the back next.
Speaker 2 (57:07):
Please, Tiffany get up from one big slam from the
biggest woman and I have through the table.
Speaker 8 (57:14):
But Punk laid down for fifteen minutes while I seen
to speak.
Speaker 2 (57:18):
Yeah sure, probably Slim Jim Fault Charles Robinson had a
better bump than pumping power bomb by bron Reid.
Speaker 1 (57:26):
What another failed attempt? The insanity of Botch after Botch
after Botch.
Speaker 2 (57:33):
Callan Rea had re best match for me Jade Jane Jade,
I love her, but man, sloppy.
Speaker 4 (57:45):
I know this was this was a lot of my comments.
Speaker 6 (57:50):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (57:50):
I don't don't know where probably Slim Jon Fault came in.
Speaker 6 (57:55):
But because Slim is on the table.
Speaker 4 (57:58):
That's right. That is very funny. Softy blank Jade j
Yankee cheeks but racist as crowd. Don't deserve ship.
Speaker 1 (58:12):
You know that's not from you.
Speaker 4 (58:15):
Uh thirteen, my there you go.
Speaker 6 (58:19):
Dave Mitzler in the diarrhea sheets will probably hate every match.
All good, you got the good.
Speaker 4 (58:28):
We got you all good guys. That was sweaty here,
we got the all good. He got me in the
door with the Dave Mitzler and sold me with the
all good y. Oh good, oh good man, oh good.
(58:50):
So you say when you fall off a slide like
some embarrasses, you're like.
Speaker 6 (58:56):
Oh fuck you are right, oh good, damn all good?
Speaker 4 (59:00):
Come on, you're all fucking bloody and ship. You're not
all good, are you? Nah man, I'm just trying to
be cool with that. Hurt real bad. Uh fourteen please m.
Speaker 2 (59:13):
At this point, we ain't talked about how many smowing
or too many smoing?
Speaker 4 (59:17):
What do you mean it like that.
Speaker 6 (59:19):
You know, I don't mean like that.
Speaker 1 (59:20):
You know it's Dinny right there.
Speaker 4 (59:24):
Good, that's a direct coude from Dave Minsler brother right there.
Speaker 1 (59:35):
When you're writing, you can just not write all those things.
You can just no, no, no.
Speaker 4 (59:41):
It's a stream of consciousness. Yeah. Yeah, it's like when
it's like when you're it's like when you're on an
exercise machine and you're just talking your articles into the
speak text. You know what I mean. It's what's in
there is? What's in there? Well happen, I want you,
but no, yeat mighty fine. I thought at first it
(01:00:07):
was I thought it was German at first, right, I
was like, oh okay, joy, but it's give me the eat.
But it's Gueif my guy by the guy fight the unbelievable,
that's guy buddy, that's that'd be hard eye at the
eat there.
Speaker 6 (01:00:31):
Sixteen, I thought, Saudi hate Sammy bitches changed?
Speaker 4 (01:00:38):
Oh sh I know his friends is a question there.
If you fucking put that on the back of his shirt,
I'll sell you a two million bites change. There's one
man at the party, always drinking me on the sidlum
and like bitch of change, right, what the fuck are
you talking about, dude, Jesus Christ? But yeah, you're right
seventeen the beginning.
Speaker 8 (01:01:05):
I just caught Seth and Rollins gonna kill each other.
Speaker 6 (01:01:09):
They keeping each other.
Speaker 4 (01:01:16):
You know, he just made a clerical error. That's a
clarical error. They puck at each other. You gotta yell
that part. In what legitimate sport can a player attack
and official without being immediately disqualified and ejected. W B
has embarrassed self fake, Yes, but at least try to
sell yourself with a sport laughing faces.
Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
This is the.
Speaker 4 (01:01:44):
As soon as I saw this right here, this quick burst,
w B has embarrassed itself fake. Yes, that's right there,
right there, buddy. Can I found the problem? I've diagnosed it.
It's right from not in the basements, right here on
the on air conditioner.
Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
Bron Rare.
Speaker 4 (01:02:06):
Into this, dude, It's way longer than that. Hacken Schmidt
was definitely fucking winning because he paid people. I'm not
gonna say Hacke and Schmidt is to fucking rastling what
Wilt Chamberlain is to a one hundred point games. That's
all I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
I thought you were just saying like they.
Speaker 4 (01:02:22):
I'm sure they did hack and Schmidt was throwing him
around the ring and ship like that, throwing around the bedroom.
Speaker 6 (01:02:29):
That's because it was How about Frank Gott, What do
you think the pile driver came from?
Speaker 4 (01:02:33):
Brother? What do you think he's reached around for? When
he goes back there, you say, yo, he found the
other hand sometimes heah, yeah, hell, I lost my thumb
somewhere along the road. All right, guy, Mike, what's your favorite?
Speaker 6 (01:02:49):
God?
Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
W W is so predictable and evan boring?
Speaker 6 (01:02:53):
Every three years they bury r Andy or Tan just
to turn them instead.
Speaker 4 (01:02:58):
Of opening on baby. Hell yeah, dude, day.
Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
They miss learned the diary sheet. Probably hate every match?
Speaker 4 (01:03:11):
All good, All good, dude, all right. I like at
this point we need to talk about how many samoans
are too many samoans. I didn't mean it like that,
you know, I don't mean it like that, and you
know it. I love I love that. And also Seth
(01:03:32):
and Rollins gonna kill each other. They keep sucking each other. Yeah, incredible, dude.
It's like this is our artwork, you know what I mean?
Like some some artists are meant to paint in oils
and you know, some chim chisel from Marble. We work
in slurred and jarbled English. Hey you're welcome. Chef's kiss
(01:03:57):
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Speaker 8 (01:04:00):
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Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
We're gonna determine the best championship design.
Speaker 4 (01:04:24):
And it's already getting heated behind the scenes. These cowards,
and I'll say cowards with all my heart right now,
he'll all die on These pieces of shit have ruined
this experience for me, and I will be vengeful as
fuck in response. So just come on out for a
good Timekay, Yeah, you m.
Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
M.
Speaker 6 (01:04:46):
That's a fact.
Speaker 1 (01:04:47):
Good, Okay? Out here.
Speaker 9 (01:04:50):
The strangest in the latest report. You gotta call busters,
miss so you gotta call dirt shoot the buster screwpoop
scowoop scopo no no no re tracked shirt scoop scoop scoop,
(01:05:15):
curb source.
Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
That's interesting to know.
Speaker 7 (01:05:25):
I dedicate it to the throw back. I see the
shirt at O six, you see one night stand.
Speaker 6 (01:05:31):
I won't hold back.
Speaker 7 (01:05:33):
Let's take the reputies to battle in the back last
seven to one man stand. We'll bring it back to
the days of lower down with Haye call the national bad.
How the drops the legs if they see the days
of hold on the best though, that's why we bring
to your ring blush red throw let's go, I.
Speaker 4 (01:05:51):
Know, come another rings this time we're going down the
MLW path again.
Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
Why what do you keep doing this?
Speaker 4 (01:06:02):
Here's the thing. Here's the thing, George cre no, no, no,
anything that happened before is rechered us. We didn't watch
it live. That's rechered us. I'm fine with us. That's
not my that's not my problem here. But like I'm talking,
oh no, no here, that's Sufferman. I'm gonna I'm gonna
use this time as a platform to plead with George
probably doesn't even listen to these, and I'm honest, he's
(01:06:23):
I'm pleading with George. There is so much good stuff
or really bad stuff that's fun from the history of
wrestling from old w C w Right this. There's a
lot Luca Residence, Society. There's so much we could do,
and yet you're choosing this. It's fine. It's mid as Fu,
(01:06:52):
but it's fine. Sorry, Court Bauer, it's mid I.
Speaker 6 (01:06:56):
Just I don't really know why he pretends like love it,
like I don't know what it accomplishes.
Speaker 4 (01:07:03):
There's a lady there. I guarantee it like a lady.
There's one lady there. He respects.
Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
That.
Speaker 4 (01:07:10):
He can't even like think straight. So he's just like,
I gotta be there for it. He's he's out here
writing four page Twitter notes. This woman like she's Tay mellow.
Speaker 1 (01:07:21):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (01:07:23):
Someone doing retro for us and get exposed for being
a monster online.
Speaker 2 (01:07:29):
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It could be a TV show, a documentary, a pay
per view, do match commentary, commentaing over your favorite match.
Speaker 4 (01:07:44):
I like that, that's funny. Mare. We discovered sting Guy
during Brett Hart and Behind Man. That was a good time,
real quick. I just like the recite. I actually found
it here's the George to Tay Mellow quote girling when
I saw you, I never thought you'd be as good
as a wrestler as you are today. I'm so proud
of you, so proud of your accomplishments. No, no, I couldn't.
(01:08:08):
I couldn't find That's how I assume it says, because
there was a lot of that, like you were stronger
than I.
Speaker 6 (01:08:13):
Could have ever believed, and ship like that is I
I think I remember she said, got ate out with
ice for the first time, and he said, how was
the experience? And she was like amazing, my man could eat?
And he said, I know he had you screaming.
Speaker 4 (01:08:27):
That he said that, right, yeah, wow, he was in
the chair in the corner like a cook.
Speaker 1 (01:08:35):
Also.
Speaker 4 (01:08:35):
But if we're honest, why are you want to say
that ship online? Dude, Like you're just begging for attention
to say like I got my pussy when I was like, yeah, cool, yeah,
I know that's it.
Speaker 1 (01:08:48):
Yeah that is.
Speaker 4 (01:08:52):
George Cruise, thank you for your money. And that is
the last forgetting of it right there. That was the
moment right there. All right, let's get into this, Mike.
You got to handle this because I took some shoddy
notes out of.
Speaker 6 (01:09:06):
Anger as always.
Speaker 1 (01:09:07):
Battle Riot seven. This happened mere weeks ago.
Speaker 6 (01:09:12):
That was so recent. It's on YouTube if you want
to subject yourself apparently there have been seven Battle Riots.
Speaker 4 (01:09:19):
It's not it's not okay, it's it's a fun indie show.
Speaker 6 (01:09:23):
It's not really fun, though I enjoyed the There was
like a couple of fun moments in the main event,
and that's about it.
Speaker 1 (01:09:30):
I like.
Speaker 6 (01:09:33):
You're wasting their.
Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
Time getting the Battle Riot. That'd be fine.
Speaker 6 (01:09:36):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (01:09:37):
First match, it's a trios match.
Speaker 6 (01:09:40):
Barbara Kevenario Magnus and Ultimo Guerrero versus Star Junior, Atlantis
and Atlantis Junior.
Speaker 4 (01:09:49):
I like Barbara, He's a character.
Speaker 6 (01:09:51):
Austin commentary. That dude disappeared for a while. Yeah, because
he know he was wrest I think he all he
said some conspiracy theory shit going on, and he got
like cast aside.
Speaker 1 (01:10:05):
But now he's back. Well he's back. He did one
good comment. He says the Star Junior is so ugly
it's hurtful to the other wrestlers.
Speaker 6 (01:10:12):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (01:10:13):
He also said he was always very good.
Speaker 6 (01:10:15):
So he also said he thought he saw Barbara in
the Flintstones, which was funny because he had like that
pebble's bone in his hair.
Speaker 4 (01:10:22):
Yeah, that thought. He just said, he's a character. He
looks like he'd be on a fucking list. He looks
like you'd be on Warner Brothers or some Sortin the
Magnus I know, I was like, wait a second, guy,
let me tell you something. There's a Magnus pop later
in the in the Battle Royal, I was like, here
it is. I was like, I'm dumb.
Speaker 6 (01:10:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:10:39):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (01:10:40):
Atlantis and Ultimo Guerrero yeatt to have a combined age
about one fifty.
Speaker 4 (01:10:45):
Ultimo Guerrero was in w c W in like ninety
six and he's.
Speaker 1 (01:10:52):
Got like in luscious mullets still to this day him that.
Speaker 4 (01:10:55):
Yeah, he doesn't give it up. And honestly, that body,
he's got that barrel body. Yeah, old man, barrel body.
I adore that back. That's my future. Maybe if I'm lucky,
that's my future.
Speaker 1 (01:11:05):
Not sure why.
Speaker 6 (01:11:05):
Ultimate kept taking off Atlantis' mask and putting it back
on over and over.
Speaker 4 (01:11:11):
It's a sign of disrespect.
Speaker 1 (01:11:13):
I do enjoy a goal.
Speaker 4 (01:11:16):
Oh yeah, the mask play really gets me working because
you will gets me going. That's my kink.
Speaker 1 (01:11:24):
Atlantis can barely move. But Atlanta's Junior.
Speaker 6 (01:11:27):
Was pretty good. He won with the frog splash, put.
Speaker 4 (01:11:29):
Him over, put over the kid.
Speaker 1 (01:11:30):
That was fun.
Speaker 8 (01:11:32):
With the flip over, the turn buffles the outside and
you get the frogs class.
Speaker 4 (01:11:36):
I'll use my platform now to say this, I am
very excited to see Doctor Wagner Junior Jr. Get a
little chance in WW. Especially means if I get Doctor
Wagner Junior himself in w W in some former fashion,
that would be incredible for me in my office still
to this day is my Doctor fucking Wagner mask. I
(01:11:56):
adore him?
Speaker 6 (01:11:57):
So I.
Speaker 1 (01:12:02):
Did it.
Speaker 4 (01:12:03):
I was al Blanco.
Speaker 1 (01:12:06):
No, that wasn't you.
Speaker 4 (01:12:07):
That was a white assassin. That was that was a
wild Man assassin.
Speaker 6 (01:12:13):
Uh, we get we get a flashback to the time
they pretended that Eric Bischoff booked the show.
Speaker 4 (01:12:20):
I really think you did. I'm gonna go on records.
I really think you did.
Speaker 6 (01:12:24):
You know we got a women's division match him Wari
versus Jeni Kai.
Speaker 4 (01:12:30):
We're watching so much MLW that I've become a Jani
Kai fan.
Speaker 6 (01:12:33):
I know who Yeah, well I'm not a fan, but
I know who she is and I didn't before, but
I've seen her wrestle every fucking show we've done.
Speaker 4 (01:12:41):
You don't like her for I thought she's pretty good, boring, matches, cool,
unique style to it.
Speaker 6 (01:12:48):
She's also in Contrary Unit, which is ass. It's probably
my most hated stable in the world right now. Besides
whatever the one the young bucks.
Speaker 1 (01:12:55):
Are in.
Speaker 6 (01:12:57):
Kimari does the poor woman's Bianca Bella.
Speaker 1 (01:13:00):
Or hair whip?
Speaker 4 (01:13:01):
That was all right, Yeah, the match is pretty fun.
Speaker 1 (01:13:06):
Wins.
Speaker 6 (01:13:07):
This was not great. MLW gott to beef up that
women's division.
Speaker 4 (01:13:13):
Play in the s on the Retroit Baby, I got Retroy,
I got them both on there, dude. I'm getting a
PlayStation two patch as well. What yeah, yep, dude, emulator,
PlayStation two emulator. It's gonna getting fun. PlayStation one games
(01:13:34):
and PlayStation two games two just hooked up. I have mine.
I have mine hooked up to the problem is I
only have one of the controllers and you have to
hit X so hard that your thumb hurts because it
was that sensitive one, and mine's like just so beat
the ship I used to keep I used to keep
it in my truck just in case party sucks, so
I could be like, hey, I got X five. I
(01:13:56):
feel like this party sucks for doing something better.
Speaker 1 (01:13:59):
To the party. While he was driving down the street
looking for.
Speaker 4 (01:14:05):
An inverter, I'm like, this party suns, Like, who the
fuck are you?
Speaker 6 (01:14:10):
Uh, he's like a super bad that bunch older guy.
Speaker 1 (01:14:13):
Let's go party.
Speaker 4 (01:14:15):
Actually, everybody who's to Party of the Woods does know
that guy. The guy's like, are you talking to a
sixteen year old girl?
Speaker 1 (01:14:22):
I just watched that come around now and then.
Speaker 4 (01:14:25):
Yeah, everybody had the guy.
Speaker 6 (01:14:27):
There's somebody that was still thought they were in high school.
Speaker 1 (01:14:29):
No no, no, no, no no no no no, no, no, no,
no no.
Speaker 4 (01:14:32):
That they were there for the various reasons. Always they
were there there because we had drugs. They would get
us the beer, and then they would try to leave
with the chicks all the time. Okay, so that was
the problem. Like those were sixteen year old girls. You
are twenty five. I'm pretty sure I just saw you
leave your job at the fucking post office. Guy, Like,
don't tell me you're not old.
Speaker 1 (01:14:52):
A bunch of dupe the dumpster jerseys over here.
Speaker 4 (01:14:54):
Hey, listen, dude, it.
Speaker 6 (01:14:56):
Is uh we get a fucking ship promo from fake
Bay again.
Speaker 1 (01:15:01):
I hate that guy. He sucks.
Speaker 4 (01:15:02):
I kind of like it. I've watched it so much
that I'm now.
Speaker 1 (01:15:08):
Whatever George trying to get you?
Speaker 6 (01:15:12):
Uh As if things cannot get worse, here we get
a whole Saint Laurent segment.
Speaker 1 (01:15:16):
My most hated person in wrestling right now.
Speaker 4 (01:15:20):
I need Mad Miles Krueger against at Court.
Speaker 1 (01:15:24):
Yikes, I mean maybe Brown will go to MLW. We
follow up Contra Unit with Saint Laurent.
Speaker 6 (01:15:31):
You gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 4 (01:15:33):
Mike, Tell me, tell everybody what I said. I think
what happens with it?
Speaker 6 (01:15:36):
You think he's a proprietor proprietor or an investor, and.
Speaker 4 (01:15:39):
I think I think yes, I think he either owns it,
is a part owner, or finances it.
Speaker 6 (01:15:45):
Uh Riddle and Tom Lawler are the guests that MLW
belt looks absolutely awful.
Speaker 1 (01:15:52):
What a monstrosity that is.
Speaker 6 (01:15:54):
It is so big, it really is, uh Riddle said
Chuck Norris, Liam Neeson and Doctor Drake could be in
Battle Riot, if only that'd be great.
Speaker 4 (01:16:03):
I will say this, I love Todd Lawler. I really
do think he's very good.
Speaker 6 (01:16:08):
It doesn't really do it for me.
Speaker 1 (01:16:10):
I agree with Mike. I think MLW believes Saint Laurent
is like Joel Gertner or something. Though.
Speaker 4 (01:16:18):
I think Saint Laurent thinks.
Speaker 6 (01:16:21):
Saint Laurn thinks he's a poor man.
Speaker 4 (01:16:23):
No, no, no, no, here court cork, cork cork. You
want that check to clear? You let me go out there. Okay,
thanks so much. Hey, have a great time, conscience doing
good wink.
Speaker 6 (01:16:34):
He attacks Tom Waller from behind, and then Die Jack
and Baron Corbin jump Matt Riddle and.
Speaker 1 (01:16:39):
Fuck him up.
Speaker 6 (01:16:40):
Unbelievable, and Riddle has to defend his title in Battle
Riot later in the night.
Speaker 4 (01:16:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:16:45):
Uh, I like this. We get a backstage confrontation between
that fucking Paul Walter Houser guy and the fake four wrseman.
There's there's no way George or anyone else thinks this
stuff is good.
Speaker 4 (01:16:57):
Well, here's the thing. I like Paul. I've I've come
to actually like that dude. I've seen interviews.
Speaker 1 (01:17:03):
I don't listen.
Speaker 4 (01:17:04):
Listen. Here's the thing. I don't know him from anything.
I genuinely don't. I know that he's like famous for
being on TV or movies or something. I know that,
but I don't watch TV or movie, so I don't
know what he's done. But I watched him in an
interview right, and he was so he spoke exactly how
you'd want someone breaking into business like this to talk
about the business. This it was, he's he's got to
(01:17:25):
respect for the business. I watched a very similar view
with Pat McAfee and Seth McMahon. That's what you want
to hear from somebody, Like I respect the Pat McAfee
more because of that interview. I respect this dude now
more because of that interview.
Speaker 6 (01:17:36):
Do we think he also is an investor? Maybe that's
why he's getting all the time.
Speaker 4 (01:17:40):
No, I think that he just rides his name in there.
He might be doing he might be doing his ship
for free. The game Mike, Yeah, honestly just getting the yo.
He because he wants the number one. He's probably got
great money, so he just probably wants to get the
experience of like, it's what happens in your rich.
Speaker 6 (01:17:57):
I don't like.
Speaker 4 (01:18:00):
Down now go kick on. Hey the windows dad, if
you don't want read in the car?
Speaker 1 (01:18:08):
Oh my god, this is awesome. I would imagine having
to live with that.
Speaker 4 (01:18:16):
Yeah, Yo, you're welcome. I just saved the car for
be it all rained on and she's all rained This
woman just brought fucking pizza home. But she knows I
was fast and I'm gonna die. God damn it.
Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
But you broke the fast.
Speaker 4 (01:18:30):
Yeah with an egg.
Speaker 6 (01:18:31):
Egg?
Speaker 4 (01:18:32):
Yeah, had one egg, And I don't tell you're good.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (01:18:35):
Triple threat match Aspiena versus Etchy Sara versus Templario.
Speaker 4 (01:18:41):
I like Templario. I've seen him before and every time
I see him, I like him.
Speaker 6 (01:18:45):
Yeah, Drew McIntire story, he should have used it in
the match. You're right, Miskic is in the front row
with Dario Quito and Selena Dala Rena. It is insane
that Dario on your fucking payroll and do nothing of
substance with the man.
Speaker 4 (01:19:00):
I'll tell you this from the bottom of my heart.
Speaker 1 (01:19:03):
R E.
Speaker 4 (01:19:03):
S P E c T.
Speaker 1 (01:19:07):
Selena dela Renta or Dario kudo uh something.
Speaker 4 (01:19:11):
About the Latin ladies. It's ten out of ten was
on the planet.
Speaker 6 (01:19:15):
At she Sarah worked in a w before, so it's
nice to see him moving up a little bit. Actually,
Saro gives up quicker than Gunther and Temporario wins by submission.
Speaker 4 (01:19:28):
He wasn't being paid by the fucking he was really
preserving himself for battle Riot here. Yes, it is true.
He knew he's he's like IM here for bigger things.
Speaker 6 (01:19:39):
Match was fine, and I get what MLW is doing,
trying to be like the Luta libre promotion of the US.
But ye, watching the multiples of these shows for no reason,
I feel like they just randomly do these lutra matches.
Speaker 1 (01:19:52):
With no real purpose behind them.
Speaker 4 (01:19:54):
Yes, that is Listen the thing that the cruiseweight division
had a championship, and even then when the matches were
random on WCW, the spectacle was like they were moving
up the rankings, they're going for that title. So I
don't know enough about MLW. Don't know if there's like
a Lucha division champions.
Speaker 6 (01:20:13):
Mystic had some title.
Speaker 4 (01:20:16):
Okay, well then listen, like that's this is the most
storyline progression. I got the whole thing and there wasn't
really any even a.
Speaker 6 (01:20:22):
Guy from Stupid Country Unit shows up, missed Dario in
the eyes and steals Mystico's title. Yeah, ye that happened.
Speaker 4 (01:20:31):
Oh no, listen, dude, it was better than fucking Jeff
Cobb's debut.
Speaker 1 (01:20:35):
No, it was really pissed me off.
Speaker 4 (01:20:40):
She's made a lot of enemies bell.
Speaker 6 (01:20:45):
Uh, MLW Women's Featherweight Championship Delmi XO against Shoko Nakajima.
Speaker 2 (01:20:53):
Before mic h they ran an ad for MLW shirts
and now is when I understood why Joe which loves
this company.
Speaker 1 (01:21:03):
Exactly.
Speaker 2 (01:21:05):
Anyways, about this other upclane match, that's not to the
show so far, but the entrance reminded me of the
Street By the movie.
Speaker 4 (01:21:13):
Uh, Shoko is the real deal. Uh that's a t
j p W wrestler right there. And XO was formally
in a tight team with Dakota Kai on the independent
scene that saw. I know her and she was very
good and she is very good. This was this is
a really good match. Honestly, was fast peer than the
other women's match.
Speaker 6 (01:21:32):
Said this about Deli Xo when she comes out, I've
never heard of silence so deafening in my life. It
was also in a gym out, they at least do
that WU thing when lay comes out. They didn't do anything. No,
I'm saying in the next two oh like when we went,
(01:21:53):
it was mostly people chanting for Roxanne when she came out. Uh,
Knakajima one. She actually had kind of a pop, so
probably the right call there. This match felt quicker than
Himawari versus Ni Kai and that match was meetingless. So
I'm not sure what MLW is doing here. Why was
this not very long at all compared to the other
(01:22:15):
useless women's.
Speaker 4 (01:22:15):
Match Because this match is the time constraint match. They
know how long the main events go and.
Speaker 1 (01:22:22):
They didn't feel like it. But the one felt like
a fucking dragged.
Speaker 4 (01:22:29):
This was really good.
Speaker 1 (01:22:31):
I this one was good. Yeah. So now we're in
the Battle Riot seven.
Speaker 4 (01:22:37):
Got there, so it's a Battle Royal.
Speaker 6 (01:22:42):
Version of the Royal Rumble forty pin falls.
Speaker 1 (01:22:46):
I actually thought it was a very interesting concept.
Speaker 8 (01:22:48):
Having never seen Battle I was like, okay, you know
what better than a w spin on a Royal.
Speaker 6 (01:22:53):
I don't know what the intervals were, but they were
much faster than the Royal Rumble. If they were, maybe
they get in and get the fucking out.
Speaker 1 (01:23:00):
I mean they did our shut like ours.
Speaker 6 (01:23:04):
So Riddle's world titles on the line the first time
that ever happened in Battle Riot.
Speaker 1 (01:23:10):
They just watched the Royal Rubble where Roman Reigns had
to enter and put his title on the line.
Speaker 6 (01:23:14):
That's how they got the idea.
Speaker 2 (01:23:15):
Smart hammers, excellent way to get one off appearances very smart.
Speaker 1 (01:23:20):
I understand how this company makes any money though, No
mean this was singular.
Speaker 4 (01:23:27):
Say you want to know how to make money? Sailor
Ron a couple of and George Cruz buying T shirts.
Speaker 6 (01:23:35):
I was saying, this one singular match is the best
thing I've ever seen from MLW, just because just because
I like a royal rumble. That's why I like.
Speaker 4 (01:23:44):
I like that. Yeah, the surprises, the chaos of it,
the the camera shots missing what happened.
Speaker 1 (01:23:51):
There was so much.
Speaker 4 (01:23:54):
People compators, commentators couldn't handle it. They could not handle they.
Speaker 1 (01:23:59):
Couldn't keep up with it. But there was a lot
of people. I'm like, that person is still in wrestling.
Speaker 4 (01:24:04):
Actually, I would hold on real quick for like the
first first couple I knew then there's like five to fifteen.
It was like the who's the fucking like the beginning guy, opening.
Speaker 1 (01:24:17):
Match, guys like what the is this part?
Speaker 6 (01:24:21):
Hammerstone and Roger Dessi the first two as Roger Dessi
is gender, Mahal Donnie is creaming. I like Hammerstone too,
So can I have a talk with you Donny about gender?
He gave up, Well, you always accused John Cena having
been on the gas because now, yeah, can you gender dude?
Speaker 4 (01:24:46):
Well, he had those hanging nipples that we always talked
about where side effects of steroids. So he is like
I was so just.
Speaker 6 (01:24:52):
Small now compare he used to be fucking juice to
the gills. M hm insane. Well, I mean that's w
he makes you do, Okay, Uh, Ricardo Rodriguez is in
this You're just putting some of the worst ship from
w W the last ten to fifteen years in this thing.
Speaker 1 (01:25:09):
Bro. I could not believe when he came out.
Speaker 6 (01:25:11):
I really know.
Speaker 1 (01:25:11):
Here is Ricara Wressel's question.
Speaker 4 (01:25:14):
Oh dude, you know what it felt like to me?
It felt like the end of a comic con when
all the stars have left and you're just with like
fucking Tino Santana and fucking is the start a reason good?
Speaker 6 (01:25:31):
Uh? Blue Panther enters. He doesn't have a mask anymore.
He looks like a fucking seven year old Gerald Brisco.
He does he does his face.
Speaker 1 (01:25:41):
He looks so much like dr he does.
Speaker 4 (01:25:43):
I love all I love the Brisco Brothers. The body shot.
Speaker 6 (01:25:47):
Yeah, uh juicy few. He shows he's blood bloodline adjacent.
I would say I was to say.
Speaker 4 (01:25:55):
He's gonna he's gonna be well.
Speaker 1 (01:25:57):
No, this is juicy few. There is another five too.
Speaker 4 (01:26:00):
Though, there is Yeah, Junior, I can't believe we.
Speaker 1 (01:26:04):
Got Atlantis and Ultimate pulling double duty.
Speaker 6 (01:26:07):
These men are so old they didn't hang out for long.
Speaker 10 (01:26:10):
Door.
Speaker 1 (01:26:11):
This guy, mister Thomas Massive, Yeah, he cleaned house. He
was fucking pain or something.
Speaker 6 (01:26:18):
Yeah, I do. I don't know this for a fact,
but I feel like he might be kind of old.
So they let Blue Panther getting so much offense and
eliminate somebody.
Speaker 4 (01:26:31):
He's a legend, he's a legend.
Speaker 6 (01:26:34):
It gets down to just Hammerstone and mister Thomas that
around the halfway point, and then Jacob Fatu's brother, Journey
Fatoo comes in. It's like a fucking factory.
Speaker 4 (01:26:47):
There must be. Well, they have to someone in school,
the school right where they teach everybody, so they're probably
all just growing up in the gym. It's like the
gray Sis of jiu jitsu, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (01:26:58):
I just can't believe how many there are.
Speaker 4 (01:27:02):
Yeah, someone's fucking breed for wrestling. I don't know what
to tell you.
Speaker 1 (01:27:05):
Chris Master shows up and he's looking you with small
and gender.
Speaker 4 (01:27:09):
Yeah, oh you forgot.
Speaker 1 (01:27:12):
Bobby Fish comes out.
Speaker 4 (01:27:14):
I was like, I'm just there.
Speaker 1 (01:27:15):
I remember how good they were.
Speaker 4 (01:27:17):
They're better now.
Speaker 1 (01:27:18):
Because I do remember how good on was.
Speaker 4 (01:27:20):
And also and m v P. I'm glad he got
was an extreme reunion that was that show ended up being.
I was so excited in the theory andle I enjoyed it.
I enjoyed it because hold on a man, hold on,
(01:27:41):
hold on. That show was the best for all the
wrong reasons. I would love to cover.
Speaker 1 (01:27:46):
It against tribute to the extreme right. What was.
Speaker 4 (01:27:50):
Honestly, I'm gonna find it and we're doing that. We're
gonna retro that I'm gonna see because we were hard
side camera, so I think we're on camera the whole
time so you can laugh atselves. But also a theory
that should mean that we should watch that lady who
was doped up getting hit and they're crazy looking fucking her,
(01:28:11):
crazy looking fucking pedophile waspping.
Speaker 1 (01:28:15):
Remember I do remember that.
Speaker 6 (01:28:17):
No, I said, I felt bad you got hit in
the face. I was like, sorry, Paul Walter, I'm sorry
I got hit in the face. Wanted to happen again.
Speaker 4 (01:28:30):
It'll be much smaller this time, rest assured.
Speaker 1 (01:28:34):
Paul.
Speaker 6 (01:28:35):
The Houser brings a bunch of weapons like it's the
two thousand and one, but he still sucks.
Speaker 4 (01:28:39):
He's like Nu Jack. He comes in like nu Jack.
Here is. I like him. I'm really like and you
know who else I like that? I know you don't.
Speaker 6 (01:28:47):
Don't say that.
Speaker 4 (01:28:48):
Brett Ryan Goslin. I like him, dude, I like him, dude.
Speaker 6 (01:28:52):
I really.
Speaker 4 (01:28:54):
Brock Anderson rolls through here. Did you get to Paul
London yet? I'm sad, dude. I was barking, Yeah, it's.
Speaker 6 (01:29:06):
This show.
Speaker 4 (01:29:07):
Yeah, because she was.
Speaker 1 (01:29:08):
There bleeding buckets to no pop.
Speaker 4 (01:29:12):
Yeah. Listen, dude, it's hard Way and I'm loving it.
Speaker 8 (01:29:16):
The guy from Contra brings in a chin saw and
nothing happens.
Speaker 4 (01:29:21):
It was he listen. I think it was a chip
call what's it? Chip calls gun, chock covs gun whatever.
That old like church tropes and storytelling, but it's it's
a choc off shainsaw. And we saw it with Dean.
We saw it with Dean. You can't use it, and
we saw it here again. It's just you cannot use
it in wrestling. That was I can't suspend disbelief enough
(01:29:42):
to assume that you will not be cut by h
Riddle comes in.
Speaker 1 (01:29:46):
At twenty five, so he's in there. He's got a
defensive title.
Speaker 6 (01:29:49):
Uh Kevin Dunn was he doing the camera work for
this match? Missed so many pins, near falls, eliminations.
Speaker 4 (01:29:56):
Real quick, Kevin done, do not miss him. Video work
has been incredible over the last couple of years since
he's been gone. Wonderful, great move he was.
Speaker 6 (01:30:06):
Baron Corbin comes in due. His name is Bishop Dyer.
That is such a bad name.
Speaker 4 (01:30:13):
Let me tell you something. What's actual name? What's his
real name? Is it stock?
Speaker 1 (01:30:21):
Oh, it's crazy that you know his name.
Speaker 4 (01:30:23):
Yeah, he's fly, empathetic. Yeah, yeah, cool, cool cool?
Speaker 6 (01:30:27):
Uh holy ship slap Jack from Retribution, right, Shane do?
Speaker 4 (01:30:34):
I fucking called him Shane Hayst about a minute and
a half ago. You ignored it then to get I
didn't hear you when you said slap jack. I was like,
I don't know who that is. I was waiting for
you to continue on. But yeah, Shane Hayes is doing
great things and the money. Don't kneel, but it's fine. Haul.
Speaker 6 (01:30:48):
Walter House was out there for like ten minutes after
he got eliminated. Yeah, jumping through a table, dude, please
stop this.
Speaker 4 (01:30:58):
I love it. I love it, dude, I honestly just
he just seems like he's got to having fun. Dude,
I love it.
Speaker 6 (01:31:04):
Die Jack comes in, so we've got a t Bar
and Slapjack reunion, which we all wanted.
Speaker 1 (01:31:09):
But as this happened, Saint Laurent's is on commentary.
Speaker 4 (01:31:14):
Now yep, whine, hey Court, you know what I think
this needs more me. Oh you don't want that check
to not bounce, then I would let me go on commentary.
Speaker 6 (01:31:24):
Okay, So two and a half hours in, finally something
great happens.
Speaker 1 (01:31:28):
We're down to die Jack. They shook Dyer, Fake Bane.
Speaker 6 (01:31:33):
And Riddle, and just when they're about to kill Riddle,
number forty hits, hold.
Speaker 4 (01:31:39):
On, hold on, you forget you missed a bunch of shit,
Anthony Green came in. I love Anthony.
Speaker 6 (01:31:49):
Why.
Speaker 2 (01:31:50):
My main note about this fucking thing at this point
is that's how they eliminated Hammerstone after building.
Speaker 6 (01:31:59):
Yeah, they tuk him like Daniel Bryan and it was
shattered exactly, like what the fuck?
Speaker 1 (01:32:04):
That's how That's pretty bad.
Speaker 4 (01:32:06):
I feel bad for him because I thought he was
gonna sign somewhere else.
Speaker 1 (01:32:10):
I don't know why did you just go back to
ob I just don't.
Speaker 4 (01:32:12):
I don't know if anybody was really hunting for him.
Speaker 1 (01:32:14):
To be honest, I guess he was correct. He was
hot like a couple of years ago.
Speaker 8 (01:32:18):
I feel yeah, yeah, I mean I feel like he
just George says every fucking day.
Speaker 4 (01:32:23):
I mean, I like him. Don't get me wrong, say.
Speaker 1 (01:32:26):
Mike is correct.
Speaker 2 (01:32:26):
The best thing that happens this entire show happens at
number fourty go ahead.
Speaker 6 (01:32:31):
Nijack Baron Gorman, fake band about to kill Riddle, number
forty hits And if it was in w W, E dear,
what a guy.
Speaker 1 (01:32:37):
It's RVD coming.
Speaker 6 (01:32:39):
Out, baby, finally a good moment, bro, Thank god. Yeah,
already he comes in, he saves Riddle. They take out
the rest of the guys. Were down to Riddle in
r v DS the final two.
Speaker 8 (01:32:52):
And I'm like, go ahead, fifty four years old and
still crushing it.
Speaker 6 (01:32:58):
I wish he was in w W still doing rolling
Thunder looking good. Uh. I'm like, okay, we're down to this.
There's no way this could end poorly. It's gonna be.
We're gonna end on a real high note here right.
Riddle pushes rv D off the top rope and out
to win. Everyone booze Riddle, Who's who's like their top
baby pace because they wanted r VD to win. So
(01:33:20):
genius booking right there, you know how you know how
they did the thing, uh in the Royal Rumble of
one year and it was big show in corporate Kane
just picking up all your favorite wrestlers and tossing them out.
And then it comes down to Roman against them yea,
and Roman takes them out, but the fans still boo
because they didn't want Roman. Yeah, well, Riddle, I think
(01:33:42):
they were fine enough with where it should not have
come down to Riddle versus rv D because everybody wanted
RVD exactly.
Speaker 1 (01:33:49):
It should have gone down to Riddle against rv.
Speaker 4 (01:33:53):
Yeah, but Darren Corn takes that rv D, Riddle takes
out Baron Corban Boom. Everybody's happy.
Speaker 6 (01:33:58):
Yeah, And because of this, we ad a sour and
we go off the air more abruptly than you could
ever imagine.
Speaker 1 (01:34:06):
I can't even explain I.
Speaker 4 (01:34:08):
Wrote that LOL just ends immediately yo. I actually I
actually hurt my neck from the fucking whiplash of the
ending of this fucking it was wild, dude.
Speaker 1 (01:34:23):
What you don't have a heart out.
Speaker 4 (01:34:30):
Yeah they do. They have a heart out for sure.
Speaker 2 (01:34:33):
My main takeaway is at lb MLW shows shouldn't be
more than two hours.
Speaker 6 (01:34:38):
Definitely agree with that.
Speaker 1 (01:34:40):
Four out of ten.
Speaker 4 (01:34:41):
It is a let me tell you that, it's a
ship show, and if it's one of the reason why
I love independent wrestling so much. First two matches are
thirty five minutes long, the next three or four minutes long,
and last minutes long.
Speaker 1 (01:34:52):
It is.
Speaker 4 (01:34:52):
It is the most indie riffic, fucking I love that
kind of ship though it makes for listen. Sometimes wrestling
being bad is good. This was one of the new
shows where wrestling was boring at times and I don't
know the whole thing. No no, no, no, no no,
it wasn't. Templario is good. I like all the margerrero
a lot, so that was fine.
Speaker 1 (01:35:11):
ME like it.
Speaker 4 (01:35:12):
Just it just gotten like it's a fourth time I
gave it. I gave it a gave it a six
five point five out of ten.
Speaker 1 (01:35:20):
Whatever you say, great, there you go, yeah, grade score
out of time.
Speaker 4 (01:35:29):
George Cruise, thank you so much for making us watch
How someone make us watch a retro for.
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