Episode 755: WWE Current Era Fantasy Draft, MLW Retro, Naked Gun

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
How you're listening to wrestling news that matters from people
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Speaker 3 (00:13):
You are listening to the.

Speaker 4 (00:14):
Best in the world, really rust really hard.

Speaker 5 (00:32):
Ye ring here, I guess let's.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
Have another edition of Ring Roost Radio Draft, and this
time we're doing this sweet, sweet ass bracket draft of
current era stars. Bean Aweenawi building the best cards band
Awaitawi might explain it.

Speaker 6 (01:22):
It's just a draft.

Speaker 7 (01:23):
You can draft any active wrestler in professional wrestling today.

Speaker 6 (01:27):
Across the globe.

Speaker 7 (01:29):
You take who you drafted, you make the best fantasy
card you can make, and we're gonna put it on
petroon dot com, Slash ring Ros Radio and people can
vote for as the best card.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Mike, uh, this is You're consider this kind of like
a pop draft. You didn't tell me ahead of time
about this. This was something that I knew nothing about,
so I had to use chat GPT the first time
I ever used chat GPT in my life. And I've
developed a top one hundred superstars list that I will
be using for this thing. I'm using AI. I'm not

(01:59):
being powered by AI.

Speaker 7 (02:00):
So it's the effault that you put no effort into
the show and have known for weeks about this.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
You didn't tell anybody, did That's why nobody showed up,
because what he doew Because you fucking didn't tell anybody, dude.

Speaker 6 (02:11):
Some people did show up.

Speaker 7 (02:12):
Our budges from the Lariot Lounge showed up the what
the Lariot Lounge? They built the brand behind them, Max,
But we're working with them now, So.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Working with the enemy. I'm not I didn't go on
the show.

Speaker 8 (02:28):
You sure didn't. You sure didn't back out last minute.
By the way of nice, I'm back.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
That last minute. I told you fucking ahead time. I said,
you offered me a chance to come on the show,
and I said, fucking nope. Okay, that's not what happened.
You get I got received and then Monday I reached
out to you and I was like, hey, but this
is the organization, is how we're doing it. You're like, hey,
my kid's got soccer game. Can't do it. Now, Hold
on a minute, That's not how that happened. I'm looking

(02:53):
down at the receipts. Here.

Speaker 7 (02:55):
This is Everson godfree by the way, along with the
Andrew Skens joint.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Wait, I can't ebody. Actually, I'm looking at the receipts.
I can't say a lot of this, never mind some
slurs in that they mean to slur about. That's my bee.
I'm in chess down the mcnap chest pat that that
one was all me ever since. And Skinner who's taking
time on his busy golf schedule. He's a stay at
home dad and he's golfs all the time now, so

(03:22):
stay home dog dad. Yeah, I said what I said.

Speaker 7 (03:25):
Good good day.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
Weather's starting to break here.

Speaker 7 (03:27):
It's nice out talking to my best friends.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
How do I break it through him? How do I
break it through him?

Speaker 6 (03:36):
Dude, he's talking about you.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
He was, he was. I'm not going to hot topic
with you anymore. You you ruined that by saying.

Speaker 6 (03:48):
He wouldn't be at the top. I'll just say that, right,
I'd give it a nap.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
God, that's right. That means you're wrong though. All right,
let's go guys. Uh So first overall PI ever So
picking current wrestlers and we're gonna pick the best card.
So please go on to patreon dot com slashering us,
so you and support us. We obviously need friends, so
please help us. How many how many rounds did you
guys decide or did you not decide?

Speaker 6 (04:12):
Twenty rounds?

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Twenty rounds? Okay, your audio is awful, Everson, take us away.

Speaker 8 (04:18):
You Okay, So for the very first pick, I'm going
to take the guy who's probably going to be winning
a lot of matches in the not so distant future.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
Mister Seth freaking Rollins. Okay, okay, this is not a
fantasy draft, by the way, this is a you're building
a card. Oh that's right. So he didn't know. See,
he didn't know he took fantasy.

Speaker 9 (04:41):
You didn't even explain it well enough du copiliar to
be fair though.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
This is kind of on brand for me. So yeah,
you know, I never know when I come in here
what we're doing. That's yeah, you know, you're right, So
you're do you pick Rowlins. But just for the record,
you're building a card out of this. You're not getting
fantasy points, you know what, same same deal, Seth Rollins
still works. No, No, you already said it. You didn't get
to go back. You didn't get to go back, So
you know there's no illusion. If you're getting to choose

(05:06):
he did not know. That's fantastic, speaking of someone doesn't
know what to do with Skinner.

Speaker 4 (05:12):
Hashtag O t C.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
You're taking otis, fucking race. I thought he was taking Otis.
I misread that one Mike.

Speaker 7 (05:25):
Got a question about a couple of people.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
Here we go, Here we Gode. You definitely did this
on air on purpose so we could have to fight
about it, because you could have just asked me offline. Skinner,
mute that ship. You don't like you're in a car.

Speaker 7 (05:37):
You're not the post of this. This is gonna be
everybody discussing it.

Speaker 3 (05:40):
Because you got your bought your friends in.

Speaker 6 (05:43):
Current era Fantasy Draft?

Speaker 7 (05:45):
Are we saying that brock Lessener is part of the
current era even though he's wrestled in like two years.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
Yes, i'd say yes, well Pj's dumbest ship we go?

Speaker 7 (05:56):
Yes, I would vote know who else wrote yes or no?

Speaker 6 (06:03):
Yes? No he's not wrestling, Okay, So Brox and Nogo.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
Oh what you guys are fucking cowards. Skinner finally gets
something right and you guys just poop on it.

Speaker 7 (06:11):
And are we saying Brian Danielson is current who he's retired.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
He's retired for now, so until he comes back, i'd
say no.

Speaker 7 (06:19):
So we're saying yeah, but that's way less than Bronck.

Speaker 4 (06:23):
I feel like way less.

Speaker 7 (06:24):
Like I'm just I'm just making sure before I do anything.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
Okay, good, now that he made sure do something, and.

Speaker 7 (06:33):
I will do something, and I will take the new
world heavyweight champion.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
You're gonna get a lot of points in Fantasy BJA.

Speaker 6 (06:53):
I'm gonna take Stephanie. Okay, but.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
Unbelievable. It's un oh no, oh no, that's not good.
Uh the I'm looking down here now, it's my get
two in a row.

Speaker 6 (07:08):
Correct, Yeah, it's draft works.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
Ready for this one. I'm about to blow your mind, dude.
I'm going chat GPT. I'm going chat GPT here, dude,
I'm going with Cody Roads and Kenny Omega. I'm going
with chat GPT here. Do we're seeing if AI helps
me get a win, If AI helps me get a
win here that we know AI is superior to human brains,

(07:33):
and we'll just give up.

Speaker 4 (07:35):
This is your worst gimmick yet.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
Of what chat GPT of using chat GPT of draft Okay, okay,
that's it. I haven't chat GPT my response yet it
will give me a second? All right? Is next they

(07:59):
can see him punk, Oh fucking waste of a pick man.
That's wild to see Hypocrite City Mike.

Speaker 6 (08:07):
Why is that a waste of a pick?

Speaker 3 (08:09):
I said? Hypocrite city dude? You heard what the funk?
I said?

Speaker 7 (08:12):
Okay, my bed, I'm gonna take Mercedes Monet.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
Oh no, dude, back to the jerk.

Speaker 4 (08:28):
So what about the final boss?

Speaker 8 (08:36):
I saw him on the list, and I'm inclined to say.
If it was me, i'd say no.

Speaker 6 (08:40):
My vote would be no because he hasn't rustled.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
Yeah no, no, because I didn't know he's on the list.
So no, okay, chat ChiPT he didn't have him then
not on the list?

Speaker 4 (08:51):
Give me bron Breaker.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
Oh my god.

Speaker 7 (08:55):
That's a good pick though.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
Yeah, you're you're terrible, though, Skinner. You bring everyone so
much joy when you leave the room.

Speaker 4 (09:03):
That's not true. Got can't you. I'm gonna, but I
feel like for the gimmick, this is better. You know
you can upload pictures and say, like, roast me based
on this photo?

Speaker 3 (09:23):
No ship, Yeah, I guess what. I'm never gonna do that.
So I'm just gonna type shit in like an a
normal person. Yeah, appreciate you for doing that, but I'm good.

Speaker 9 (09:32):
Welcome, okay, go ahead, ever saper to Row all right,
so give me Ria Ripley and give me.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
Give me Live Morgan.

Speaker 7 (09:48):
One of those two picks was spectacular.

Speaker 8 (09:50):
Yeah, I like both of them. Actually, I think they're
both great. That's why I picked them.

Speaker 4 (09:57):
I will take Jacob fought To.

Speaker 6 (10:00):
It's a good pick.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
She forgot about him. You're the only golfer who burns
more calories swinging snacks than clubs. Yeah, I don't really.

Speaker 4 (10:14):
I don't really bike smacks, not for burning calories.

Speaker 7 (10:25):
I will say I will take EO Sky.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
Pretty good pick. I guess like midpicks.

Speaker 6 (10:37):
You think EO Sky is mid.

Speaker 3 (10:39):
Chatt thinks that chat GPT thought that, not me. B
j Ncobella.

Speaker 4 (10:49):
Pick.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
I'm gonna take.

Speaker 4 (10:54):
M J F.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
And Dominic Mysterio. Oh it happened that one.

Speaker 7 (11:04):
Yeah, g BT, I like the cut of their gyps.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
I am fucking roasting you guys. Just as I get there,
I gotta open new I can learn how to open
a new window with this. I can just keep roasting
you guys. Go ahead, I got another one for skinner.
I can't get anybody else I finishes. Let's pj's did
you gotta jump in there? You know, you know the i's.

Speaker 10 (11:29):
Out there, AJ style, good talent, so yeah, solid worker,
all the hand, great mechanic.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
You're such a piece of.

Speaker 6 (11:47):
I will take oba Sammy.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
Uh, that's fine, that's a fine pick. Schiner. Uh.

Speaker 4 (11:56):
Rebecca Lynch, Hmmm.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
You're the only golfer whose handicap is cholesterol? Are these
GPT jokes?

Speaker 4 (12:05):
That is a really good one. I like that.

Speaker 6 (12:12):
I don't think that's even a truth statement.

Speaker 9 (12:14):
By the way, ever since I haven't gotten cholesterol check, but.

Speaker 4 (12:19):
I liked it all right.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
I'm gonna take uh, give me John Cena.

Speaker 4 (12:27):
And good pick.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
Give me. Oh my gosh.

Speaker 8 (12:36):
I really wish I had paid attention to what we
were doing before we started doing this, because I had
this all figured out backwards.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
Now damn uh, you can't slammer your friends on chat GPT.
It like totally took me away because I thought it
was slammer on somebody. You know what, give me give
me Rock sand Perez mean.

Speaker 4 (12:58):
Wait, wait, what happened to you?

Speaker 5 (13:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (13:01):
It kicked me off change because I said I was
trying to about I wrote, I wrote fat wrestling fan, Action fan,
Action figure fan. I'm trying to roast mic over here,
and it's like, all right, jerk, you'll be a little
a little too far with this ship.

Speaker 4 (13:14):
You want me Just to be clear, you typed in
roast fat golfer?

Speaker 3 (13:19):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (13:22):
You wanted to see.

Speaker 6 (13:25):
Your proof.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
Golf is a sport where cardio is optional. It's not
my fault.

Speaker 4 (13:30):
That's that's a solid one.

Speaker 3 (13:32):
I like, I'm thinking, thank you, shap, this is the
best dude. Who's next?

Speaker 5 (13:39):
Me?

Speaker 4 (13:40):
And I will take Oscar?

Speaker 6 (13:48):
Oscar coming back?

Speaker 4 (13:51):
You say, I am, I am? It'll be funer.

Speaker 3 (13:59):
You should be honest.

Speaker 6 (14:01):
I thought she really died when you said that.

Speaker 3 (14:05):
I'm gonna say r I p two people's careers lately. We
got a let's rapid fire, let's start moving along. Guys
are slowly ships starting to make me fucking agitate? Yeah,
who's next? What did you just say? BJ? What'd you say? BJ?

Speaker 6 (14:22):
Calm down?

Speaker 3 (14:23):
But you love making so much pigs file restraining orders
when you walk by.

Speaker 6 (14:28):
I'm gonna make this man put his work in boots on.
He's not gonna be able to coast.

Speaker 7 (14:31):
In my promotion.

Speaker 6 (14:33):
I'm taking Ocada.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
Bitch, ignorant, supergnorant. Uh bj mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
How long should I take trying to make my pick
all the brother I'm gonna take Tony Storm.

Speaker 3 (14:49):
Who that's a good one. Yep, that was my next you.

Speaker 7 (14:53):
I will take James Lover didn't take brun Breaker, he's
wig gone brother.

Speaker 5 (14:59):
Uh uh?

Speaker 3 (15:01):
New Day?

Speaker 6 (15:04):
Which one?

Speaker 3 (15:04):
I guess I can't have both, know me?

Speaker 11 (15:08):
I have them on here at the tag team.

Speaker 6 (15:11):
Like, but how are we deciding who could be taking a.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
Check? G BT said it's kosher, bro?

Speaker 6 (15:21):
Why?

Speaker 4 (15:22):
I honestly like taking tag teams as a unit. Freeze
up the cards.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
I like units, big units, I like. I like New
Day please, and I will take Swerve Strickland.

Speaker 4 (15:39):
Son of a bitch.

Speaker 8 (15:42):
Cha Yeah no, no, let me tell you what what's happened.

Speaker 4 (15:48):
So I drove by this, I'm driving by this other golf.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
Course and guys doing your thing.

Speaker 4 (15:55):
They're rid of paying the practice area.

Speaker 3 (15:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (15:58):
I saw one of my former students the lesson from.

Speaker 6 (16:00):
Some that you said that you're all full.

Speaker 4 (16:07):
It's not.

Speaker 7 (16:07):
But it's a guy that has poor work ethic, So like,
it doesn't matter who's gonna chan.

Speaker 6 (16:12):
His name Donald Wood.

Speaker 4 (16:14):
His name is not Donald Wood.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
I hustle, bro I hustle. I ain't good at it,
but I hustle. Uh.

Speaker 4 (16:20):
It's like seeing a lover, a former lover out with
a new man.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
Ye, I'm thinking, Julia, even your god, like, this is
the first time this happened to me.

Speaker 4 (16:36):
I haven't.

Speaker 3 (16:36):
Yeah, it's really weird. Yeah, you're you're you're like, yeah,
you're hurting. Even your golf balls are tired after one hole?
Who's next?

Speaker 6 (16:47):
Whose Randy Orton?

Speaker 3 (16:50):
Okay, there you go. Gain back to you.

Speaker 4 (16:55):
I'm still processing my pain.

Speaker 3 (16:57):
Yeah, dude, you got to cry elsewhere. Dude, I got
time for your emotions.

Speaker 4 (17:01):
Mm hm, I will take Uh, I'll take the street profits.

Speaker 3 (17:13):
Maybe that indecisions why that guy left you? No, he
just ever since in a row. I saw his slander
as soon as he left. Maybe it's because you fucking
talked ship on him and think he's got a shitty workout,
think and don't commit to him.

Speaker 4 (17:28):
I'm honest with you.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
Maybe it's a teacher ever since to in row right.
Uh give me Mariah May who and Mariah may.

Speaker 6 (17:39):
He can have a different name.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
In the like an hour, she will but we'll figure
it out then and give me Bailey.

Speaker 6 (17:50):
Good job, a pick.

Speaker 4 (17:55):
Ended up? Yeah, make a movie, make a move, Yeah,
a little bit, but I think we're getting the slim pickens.
I will take.

Speaker 3 (18:09):
Kevin's going to chat GPT for your ass again, go
ahead do it. You're the only golfer who uses the
cart more than the clubs.

Speaker 6 (18:21):
I mean that's not really true.

Speaker 4 (18:23):
Yeah, but also yeah, like most people would.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
The people thing is if if the joke lands, like
can be like, yep, that's mine. I'm like if it doesn't,
I'm like, that's chat GPT.

Speaker 4 (18:33):
Andy Kappa's cholesterol is a great one.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
Yeah. Good, I hope, I hope it burns forever. Go ahead,
Who's next?

Speaker 4 (18:44):
I'm next out of here, swing my snacks.

Speaker 6 (18:47):
I'll take a jay us over like Rover Brother.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
Agreed on what that is his time on tops over agreed.

Speaker 7 (19:03):
He's much like Rover and that he's over cool.

Speaker 4 (19:06):
Next, don't you don't you think Vince was smart?

Speaker 3 (19:08):
J J? Who'd you take? We don't don't mention, Do
not mention Vince. You don't get to talk about Vince due.

Speaker 4 (19:19):
I like to thank you.

Speaker 6 (19:21):
Nelts is gonna love your card.

Speaker 3 (19:23):
I'm up I'm up to two because you took a
lot of women women.

Speaker 6 (19:27):
Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 3 (19:29):
Yeah, at least you know, I'm gonna take Ilia Dragon
off and I'm gonna take was that your Adam Page.

Speaker 4 (19:44):
Has to be on the list because I haven't thought about.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
Mm hm, yes on all the way up there. I'm
going in the water. Dude. That was the next one
my list. He was tenth overall. And you look when
I at the and this list is incredible. It really is, dude,
they get it. They just get wrestling. It's wild. Hey,

(20:09):
I are future overlookja, I'm just gonna start writing all
my articles. And there I said, I talk to texting him.
I'm working out there. You GoJ Ship, Mike, give me
a good old coat, Adam Copeland Scanner. You got a

(20:31):
mute dude. You sound it's awful until you but well, yeah,
make a pick and then go all right, Sam Zay,
Sam Zaying is wild, just fucking talking about my holy ship. Dude.

Speaker 8 (20:51):
Alrighty give me Jordan Grace and l a Night. Yeah, yeah,
those are a pick.

Speaker 4 (21:01):
I was.

Speaker 8 (21:02):
I was really hoping that they were going to stay
on the list because I'm loose mind was about to
grab one, but looked out there.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
Interesting.

Speaker 4 (21:11):
Yeah, I'll take Joe Henry.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
We used to sucking pick Mike. He's over, yeah for
now till miss Iguana steals that shine. Christian Cage, BJ,
Drew McIntyre, that's a good proud of you. I'm gonna

(21:37):
take Oscar go on. I'm gonna take Trick Williams. Okay,
just I'm telling you this list, dude, this is all.
And then next on this list is John Moxley. Mm
hmmm mm hmmm. I wouldn't grabbed that one. Shut the

(21:58):
funk up, John, Honestly, today's Terry Funk and you wish
you fucking had him, dude, he was a WWV slavin knob.
Don't fucking don't fucking play me, dude, play him. Don't
fucking play me, dude. You don't like when you get played.
Don't play me next, b J.

Speaker 6 (22:17):
That's a wild.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
It's almost stupid. Some would say, Jade GPTs that's stupid.

Speaker 11 (22:25):
I'll take Tiffany Stratton.

Speaker 3 (22:30):
Good good, next, BJ, Mike just jumping, please.

Speaker 6 (22:36):
I'm gonna shut the fuck up. Calm the down.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
Whoa hold on a minute, dude, as Chad gpt is
Ringross Radio a good show. Yes. Ring Gress Radio is
widely regarded as one of the top wrestling podcasts, especially
with fans who appreciate a blend of in depth analysis
and humor.

Speaker 5 (22:56):
That's do baby.

Speaker 7 (22:59):
I give the in depth analysis and the humor, and
then yo, that's that might be the nicest thing anybody's
ever said to me.

Speaker 3 (23:06):
And it's not a real person.

Speaker 7 (23:09):
Ye.

Speaker 4 (23:11):
Donnie is like the DJ. He brings the pieces together
and then he gets the credit.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
Comprehensive coverage. Host domind Wood, Mike Hero Manny Gavin provide
detailed reviews. Let's go do the talk about my name, dude.
Skeeer's mom knows about us because we're famous. Dude.

Speaker 4 (23:29):
Yeah us up.

Speaker 7 (23:37):
I took Big Jim Musso. By the way, if anybody
didn't hear.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
I did.

Speaker 4 (23:42):
Ever, I didn't know, am I. No one took Charlotte.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
Correct, we did? Not good pick that's whatever ever since around.
I'm gonna take Pinta and Ray Phoenix.

Speaker 6 (24:04):
It's good good.

Speaker 4 (24:06):
I'll take Jake Cargill.

Speaker 3 (24:09):
Damn, I forgot she was on the list.

Speaker 7 (24:10):
Here you got the Charlotte Jake Cargill como.

Speaker 6 (24:14):
That's pretty good.

Speaker 3 (24:15):
M mm hmmm.

Speaker 7 (24:18):
I'm taking Chad Gable slash El Grande Americano take the
Hardy Boys, because I've heard the the same.

Speaker 3 (24:27):
I don't know though, I wrote in who is Mike Kiori?
And this thing has given me every little every little
thing about you, dude. This is wild, dude, it's crazy.
I hate this. I'm starting to turn against AI. Dude.
It was that quick b J.

Speaker 6 (24:44):
With the Hardy Boys?

Speaker 3 (24:47):
Can you turn off your turn signals? Skime please? What
the fuck? That's pussy ship, that's pussy ship. Yeah, you
should obey laws. Carmelo Hayes and Chris Jericho, fuck you,

(25:12):
Da Cash. I'm gonna I'm gonna show you. I'll get you.
Mike PJ. You're up, I think the I y Yeah,
why okay, okay you go. Who's next? It's going away

(25:35):
from me?

Speaker 4 (25:36):
Right yeah?

Speaker 3 (25:38):
Okay, give me just go on with at me for
one second.

Speaker 7 (25:41):
Okay, we really don't care.

Speaker 3 (25:47):
I will take.

Speaker 7 (25:50):
This is a tough call.

Speaker 3 (25:52):
Give me.

Speaker 6 (25:55):
Samoa Joe.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
Where he is he?

Speaker 6 (25:59):
Is he even so active right now?

Speaker 3 (26:04):
Fair?

Speaker 7 (26:06):
Yeah, he's in a fucking random trio right now?

Speaker 3 (26:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (26:13):
Yeah, that's the dis function.

Speaker 4 (26:17):
I will take. Future Skens Golf client Michael mssana.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
Was aim for the stars.

Speaker 4 (26:26):
Brother, I'm trying.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
I'm in there aim for stars and then get him
for an interview. So give me Naomi and give me
Chelsea Green?

Speaker 4 (26:45):
How many? How many? How many picks do we have left?

Speaker 3 (26:51):
Uh like this? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (26:56):
Okay, I will sake Kah give me Solo so CoA.

Speaker 6 (27:07):
Preachamp solom.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
Can I say Solo's humorous pivot is is sitting well
on me right now? Like I'm kind of like it.
It's great.

Speaker 4 (27:22):
Yeah, he's incredible.

Speaker 7 (27:26):
I'm gonna take uh soul ruka.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
Not a bad pic scene where we are my turn,
my turn? No, you're after me all right, and that's
nothing good.

Speaker 4 (27:40):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 3 (27:44):
Come on, dude, hold on, hold on, I'm gonna start
telling chat TBT. We sucked to funk you up? Does
ring Us Radio suck? Not really? Thanks cheat?

Speaker 4 (28:00):
It said, not really?

Speaker 7 (28:01):
Yeah, not really, so it kind of does.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
I like this one. That said. Like any show, it
has its critics. Some people find that ads a bit
disruptive or don't vibe with the host style, but overall,
it is considered one of the better wrestling podcasts out there.
Hell yeah, dude, I got hell yeah, We've we got
such a good rep out there too. Bad podcasts and
wrestling suck. Go ahead, next on you on me for two, baby,

(28:30):
let's go. I'm gonna take Claudio casting Noli and I'm
gonna take I'm gonna take Bronson read a good pick.

(28:51):
I don't need your satisfaction, thanks Pal, I didn't mean it.
Just chill out, b Jah my friend away. Yeah, dude, seriously,
I'll take the hurts in the kid. I don't think
that should be allowed.

Speaker 4 (29:11):
What do you get?

Speaker 3 (29:11):
All you get? Oh wait, that's only two than Actually
that's right, Bobby. Last year I got you pair.

Speaker 12 (29:16):
You don't want m vpw you do though, that's honestly,
approval is overrated.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
I'm too busy being awesome.

Speaker 6 (29:29):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 4 (29:30):
It's a chat.

Speaker 6 (29:32):
It's really dumb.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
I'm fucking singing you guys. Thanks to GPT.

Speaker 6 (29:41):
Give me a praxium.

Speaker 3 (29:44):
That was about that. Next pick do but.

Speaker 4 (29:56):
Damn slim pickens. I take Ray Mysterio go Skinner a legend.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
Oh my god, dude. Every time I go to search
for Mike, dude, it like blocked or something. Every time
I make it about you, it fucking blocks me. I've
never been on g like your name fucking blocked. I
ain't even using your name. Do you know who's next? Please?
All right? Uh give me Lola Vice and give me oh,

(30:34):
give me our truth.

Speaker 8 (30:37):
For well, all the all the best reasons I want
Lola Vice and give me our truth?

Speaker 3 (30:42):
Or or Ron Killings? Is he on the list? Ron Killings?

Speaker 7 (30:45):
Ron killing.

Speaker 3 (30:48):
Skinner? What was?

Speaker 4 (31:05):
I'm looking at a bunch of wrestlers and I don't
want any other of it. By promotion?

Speaker 3 (31:10):
That was crazy, It really was.

Speaker 4 (31:17):
Give me Logan Paul.

Speaker 6 (31:20):
I don't have him in the promotion though social media views.

Speaker 4 (31:28):
Sure, I'm making money, folks.

Speaker 3 (31:32):
Very stupid, Mike, go ahead, all right, I'm officially kicked
off of chat GPT. They think I'm doing hate crimes
or something.

Speaker 4 (31:39):
You are so.

Speaker 7 (31:40):
Good, I'll take Athena Bookers since Tony Kan doesn't want to.

Speaker 3 (31:47):
Mm hmm h b J, I'm not listening to I'm
using jet chat GPT the first time.

Speaker 7 (31:53):
I think the Cree Brothers, the Cree brothers, they should
like use them.

Speaker 3 (31:59):
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna take him.

Speaker 6 (32:01):
It's not a good way.

Speaker 3 (32:02):
I'm gonna take Austin Theory, and I'm gonna take Eddie Kingston.

Speaker 4 (32:12):
Those are two picks.

Speaker 3 (32:18):
Mm hmm. It's bigger than you. You don't under saying death.

Speaker 4 (32:22):
Match been like, I'm a big Austin theory guy, but
I also really like Eddie.

Speaker 3 (32:29):
I just didn't bun me and Chatt g pt uh bj.

Speaker 6 (32:36):
Janna Frazza.

Speaker 7 (32:38):
Trying to get that George vote. Mhm Tom who to take?

Speaker 3 (32:52):
Yeah, mad though.

Speaker 7 (32:54):
Just fucking calm down, give me a I am going
to take, mister Iguana. Thank you, mister fucking Iguana.

Speaker 4 (33:14):
I will go ahead and snag it is going to
meet right, that's the direction.

Speaker 3 (33:21):
We're going get what you fucking knew or something.

Speaker 4 (33:26):
You ask all the time. I will take Now I
forgot who I was gonna take a.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
You see this You're so fucking ignorant, dude. Oh yeah,
make it up, make it up. Yeah, that's what you're
meant to do. That's not true. Don't fucking lie to me.

Speaker 9 (33:44):
Go ahead, boy, uh, let me have.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
Let me have Alexa Bliss. Oh my god, the respect
turn into the new fucking George over here, dude, Jesus Christ,
and let me have let me have bad Bunny.

Speaker 4 (34:10):
Yeah great, if we're not.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
Buying, Yeah, you're idiot, Bunny bad bunny doesn't count. Give
me another one.

Speaker 6 (34:21):
I would say, bad bunny doesn't count.

Speaker 3 (34:23):
Okay, okay, all right.

Speaker 6 (34:25):
Said the rock doesn't count.

Speaker 8 (34:26):
He had get it that that that makes sense. Let
me have all right, I'm about to just random pick
this than man.

Speaker 3 (34:34):
Uh, do you chat cheap too? You love it, dude,
I don't even have installed. I don't either. I just literally,
just the first time, I just clicked the fucking all
fucking seven of those letters and put them right in that.
It was easy. Give me it was tough. Oh my gosh,

(34:54):
this dude, give me Naya Jacks. Nia Jacks doesn't suck.
Fuck you for saying that. I pulled out. No, no,
hold on, hold on the list. I'm going down his
previous Yeah, I'm going down his previous picks. Lolavice, Alexa Bliss.
I see what's going on here. He's got a problem
with the thick evolution three. You sure sure?

Speaker 4 (35:18):
What what round is this?

Speaker 3 (35:21):
I don't know?

Speaker 12 (35:21):
Seventeen seventeen Okay, Oh my god, you fucking moaners with
your fucking picks.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
Just make a fucking pick, man, Holy shit.

Speaker 4 (35:38):
I will take you.

Speaker 6 (35:44):
Oh Moss, Okay, is he still active?

Speaker 3 (35:49):
Yeah, he's I saw. Yeah, he's definitely smilar someone doing something.

Speaker 6 (35:53):
All right, Uh, Mike, I'm gonna take Ricochet.

Speaker 3 (35:58):
BJ Remember they did that. They just added sound and
we knew is that we knew. I knew his the
end right when I heard when they did that, I
was he's downhill. Now. We were right too. We said
that ship. We said that right there in that moment,
we're like, funk, he's done up to be.

Speaker 4 (36:17):
Go ahead, hi soon, good pick.

Speaker 3 (36:21):
I'll take Darby Allen and Ricky Starks. Mm hmm, I
said I said what I said, dead name of him?

Speaker 1 (36:35):
Huh way by Kingo Kingo.

Speaker 6 (36:43):
Good pick.

Speaker 7 (36:45):
He was high up on my list.

Speaker 6 (36:48):
I'm gonna take Javon.

Speaker 7 (36:50):
Evans and he is gonna face Ricochet and a crack
head on a pole match.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
I don't understand the reference. I don't get it either,
but it sounds it sounds racist and.

Speaker 6 (37:01):
That Ricochet works for a crackhead.

Speaker 3 (37:04):
Oh when you said it, it didn't sound like it
sound like you're being a real monster. But I'll just
let it slide. It's like a monster pick. He didn't
he did he We don't, we know he didn't mean it.
I'm sorry he didn't mean it. He didn't. Everyone know
he didn't mean it. He doesn't know any.

Speaker 6 (37:18):
Better I did mean it.

Speaker 3 (37:20):
He's not wise in the streets. So nope, you.

Speaker 4 (37:31):
Carrying cross?

Speaker 3 (37:34):
How many? How many more do I have?

Speaker 4 (37:37):
You have?

Speaker 3 (37:38):
I have two picks right now? But is that the
last two? And I'm done?

Speaker 4 (37:41):
Yep?

Speaker 3 (37:42):
Oh, so I got picked some girls? Huh ship right,
but who's who's it? It's my god, you're going so
it's me. Yeah, I'm about the I'm about left. You
can say if it was, Oh my god, all right,
let me have uh else?

Speaker 4 (38:06):
And yeah we have h.

Speaker 3 (38:11):
You mean the girl from Tattooed Nightmares, fire Crotch, they
called her. I can't remember my child's birthdays sometimes kind
of ship just forever. Let me have a thunder rosa.

Speaker 6 (38:29):
All go on? Loocha underground picks?

Speaker 7 (38:31):
I like it does even just like still work.

Speaker 3 (38:35):
In the indies, I think.

Speaker 4 (38:36):
So we I have two picks left right, yeah.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
So make one now? Please?

Speaker 4 (38:45):
Okay, Well, speaking of fire Crotch, I'll take Seamus mhm.

Speaker 7 (38:50):
We don't know the carpet's messengers.

Speaker 4 (38:53):
We know, we know I don't, but I'm gonna.

Speaker 7 (38:57):
Take someone who obviously have been a long time fan
of Orange Cassidy.

Speaker 3 (39:04):
You don't squad, just squash him.

Speaker 6 (39:06):
He's going up against mister I Guana.

Speaker 3 (39:09):
Honestly, if you if you get Joe Hendry somehow, you
do have that. I said, it is the fucking ghost
of Christmas past, future in present, holy ship. It's gonna
be visited by three gimmick wrestlers in the evening. Uh
b b j mm hmm.

Speaker 6 (39:30):
She's get knocking more good pick so.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
In theory, I could take mister Iguana right, No, no,
I got it, you already got them. Damn man, Alight,
we're gonna rapid fire a couple. I need to know
if they're allowed or not. All right, Tristratus, No, she
just wrestled. Uh yeah, she was in the ro rumble

(39:55):
no spots and yeah, okay, the spirit of it, I
say no Lena, Ronda Rousey, Anami Toyota, No, no, all right,
then I'll settle for.

Speaker 4 (40:15):
He's just trying to get a women.

Speaker 3 (40:18):
Okay, hold on, hold on, man, hold on, hold on,
was back and going, I don't know, you know what
I mean, maybe not looking I could get one focuses
through another through the legs. Can I can I pick?
Can I give bj a pick well, I picked another one.

Speaker 6 (40:37):
No, you can just make it. You haven't even picked
one yet.

Speaker 4 (40:40):
Yeah, you've got to.

Speaker 3 (40:42):
Okay, let BJ have one.

Speaker 6 (40:44):
So needs to make any sense like the vikings you just.

Speaker 3 (40:48):
Past. Yeah you gotta go, BJ, pick one. No, it's
on you, but you got you gotta buy me time.
I know I didn't care. I can't spell goles already.
I might pick.

Speaker 5 (41:04):
It.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
Just say it that you go there? Fine? All right,
well then Mike, go ahead, just make your pick, okay, Mickey,
Mickey James Okay, okay, And he said, no one leader,
no one, no one. Yeah, no, moving on up here,

(41:27):
Ripley gone gone.

Speaker 4 (41:35):
The last round.

Speaker 3 (41:36):
Listen, listen. Uh you know I think you yelled about
ember Moon earlier. Right, how about how about ruby ryot
Ruby so ruby? So there you go. There's Mike wheel
match got him and looked him in with the goyles. Dude,
got him insane, always chat GPT save me. You're gonna

(42:04):
blame people. I'm not sexist, got it. Here's the comedy.
I treat everyone respect to matter their gender. Judging someone
by their character and actions, not stereotypes is what matters
to me. Yeah, this is what people do in there

(42:28):
and pr nightmares. This is what they just do. Now
they're like, oh shit, I was racist. How to make
myself not racist? Gotta thank you chat GPT for saving me?
Go ahead, Oh man, touch GP. Where you fucking out
with that one? Dude? Where the fuck you at with
that one? All right? You want it straight up?

Speaker 7 (42:53):
A real no bs, I'm taking the motor City machine guns.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
He thought I was talking about being sexist. Now it
says I'm not sexist. I'll look of a damn about gender.
I'm judging people.

Speaker 5 (43:10):
Who they are, not what they are.

Speaker 3 (43:12):
Holy ship, dude, che DVD's a wild over here man.

Speaker 4 (43:18):
So if they've had a match in the last year,
they are fair game.

Speaker 3 (43:22):
Right, Well, no, it's up for discussions. I had fucking
because the electrician or leader. Yeah, who do you want?
I want Sean Ross Sap, but no, cannot you cannot
be loud?

Speaker 6 (43:37):
Yep, I left.

Speaker 3 (43:38):
I'm gonna say knowing that Mike. Mike gets what I'm doing,
so I don't care what okay, because I would have
taken Dave in the first round. We're not doing that,
ship dude.

Speaker 6 (43:48):
It's d's a timeebreaker.

Speaker 3 (43:50):
Let's just have wrestlers.

Speaker 4 (43:51):
Wrestlers.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
There you go, hold on, hold on, real question? No no, no, no,
I got this. Shawn Ross sap uh real wrestler, not
a wrestler, Sean said, not a wrestler. Just sorry. Okay,
he calls him a.

Speaker 6 (44:11):
Right here.

Speaker 3 (44:12):
That's a while.

Speaker 4 (44:16):
Seamus will have to beat up someone else.

Speaker 3 (44:18):
I guess figure that out. Go ahead, Brian Alvarez was
a real wrestler, but just says Brian Avarez already did.

Speaker 5 (44:29):
I know?

Speaker 3 (44:29):
I want to just see what a GVD says, baken
funk up? God make it picks. There is no widely
known professional wrestler named Brian Alvarez. Oh ship, that's awesome
to see.

Speaker 6 (44:47):
You could take Zach Gollwin.

Speaker 11 (44:48):
He just had a match in a w Yeah, but
I don't dislike him.

Speaker 3 (44:53):
All right, go ahead. You wanted somebody to make a pick.
Come on, we gotta get this done.

Speaker 4 (44:58):
I'm waiting, Okay, I'll take was waiting, not donate a shot.

Speaker 3 (45:04):
Big Kaiser, Big Kaiser.

Speaker 6 (45:07):
That's the closest you can get the shot off.

Speaker 3 (45:08):
That's gonna say the closer. We gotta do now, we
gotta do something legitimate plans clients change.

Speaker 8 (45:18):
Ever sin Okay, last pick, all right, let me so
the round off my match card because I got this
match down.

Speaker 3 (45:26):
Let me get Rock Rodriguez. There you go.

Speaker 6 (45:32):
Took a few men.

Speaker 3 (45:34):
Yeah no, I balanced broy like they're like Brina Carpenter
in that new video Met of Pigs. Huh. I've never
seen that video. I saw it on the internet. You know,
if you if you a friend of mine's, although you
can imagine. Okay, so what are we gonna do?

Speaker 7 (45:52):
B J?

Speaker 3 (45:53):
Explain what happens now? Now that we're done this.

Speaker 11 (45:56):
Now we have our rosters, We're gonna create super cards and.

Speaker 6 (46:01):
Slash ring or US Radio.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
Anyone who supports US can vote comments who has the
best supercard of honor?

Speaker 3 (46:09):
Uh And I will say this, looking at some of
your cards, I'm the supers kind of loose. You guys
got some mid A ship going on. I'm gonna run train.
I'm gonna use chat GPT to help me find the
best matches, and I'm gonna win this fucking a gonna win.
I am gonna make sure I'm gonna use It's like
how many men, how many matches I want? I'm gonna

(46:29):
use like I want to tag team matches. I finally
make me a card and then I'm gonna put that
up against sure and see if I win. It's just
like that's how people go to college, now, Mike, this
is how people go to college. We make sure you
put your card up there though. It says Donnie featuring
Chat GPT. No, fuck you, it's mine. It's a I
can take them chat GPT, it's mine. Fuck you. Now

(46:49):
that's your tag team partner in this. Yeah, you're right,
I have a friend. You know technology, dude. Don't be
afraid of it, dude. It's just gonna take over our
lives and everything about us soon. Du All right, let's
uh bj house. Someone get involved and join us for
some of this ship.

Speaker 4 (47:06):
You're trying to calm.

Speaker 3 (47:06):
Slash Ring Rust the radio.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
Every month we do a draft or a bracket next
month Tuesday, July fifteen.

Speaker 3 (47:15):
Wow, that was really fun. Maybe this is one that
shows up and if someone were to need more wrestling
after talking about us, how would they do that? Where
could they go for that?

Speaker 6 (47:26):
Just slide right in lar lounge?

Speaker 3 (47:30):
Who's there? Who's in the who's who's creeping in there?
Often way too old to be in there? Y yep.
So that shows you the kind of low grades that
they have. Mike was there, I wouldn't show them up.

Speaker 8 (47:45):
Actually, the class level is very high there and the
list is very hard to get on. But if you
really do want to show up, you can check us
out at the Lariat Lounge. You can reach out to
us wherever you get your podcasts and listen and interact
because we're all over souls now. And oh, by the way,
we just did our tenth episode correct and we crossed

(48:07):
over like one hundred downloads as well.

Speaker 3 (48:09):
We did that like Saturday. Dude, I fall asleep. I
fall asleep, and if I wake up, I gotta take
a piss. I got one hundred and fifty just sitting there. Dude,
I don't get out of bed for lesson one hundred
and thirty. Do come on? Exheuse all right, but yeah,
check them out. They're very nice people. Yeah yeah, yeah,

(48:30):
all right, Uh, but yes, we got to move on.

Speaker 13 (48:38):
I did to keep the roll back. I see the
shirt six, you see one night Stand. I won't hold
back like take the reperties, the bad to live in
the back Nash seven to one man stand. We'll bring
it back to the days of lower down for Hays
call the National Day how we wood drop the bag
if we see the days of old on the best though,

(48:58):
that's why we bring to you.

Speaker 3 (49:01):
Let's stuff. I guess another dasional ring rest ritro. This
time we're going down the MLW path again.

Speaker 7 (49:13):
Why do you keep doing this?

Speaker 3 (49:15):
Here's the thing, here's the thing, George Crew No, no, no,
anything that happened before is retched us. We didn't watch
it live. That's retched us. I'm fine with us. That's
my that's not my problem here. But like my pro
Oh no, no here, that's sufferment. I'm gonna I'm gonna
use this time as a platform to plead with George
probably doesn't even listen to these, and I'm honest, he's

(49:36):
I'm pleading with George. There is so much good stuff
or really bad stuff that's fun from the history of wrestling,
from old w C W right this, there's a lot
lucha residence, society actsais so much we could do, and
yet you're choosing this. It's fine. It's mid as fuck,

(50:05):
but it's fine, dude. Sorry, Court Bauer, it's mid I.

Speaker 7 (50:10):
Just I don't really know why he pretends like to
love it, like, I don't know what it accomplishes.

Speaker 3 (50:16):
There's a lady there. I guarantee it like a lady.
There's one lady there. He respects so hard that he
can't even like think straight. So he's just like, I
gotta be there for it. He's he's out here writing
four page Twitter notes. This woman like she's Tay Mellow.
Uh has someone doing retro for us and get exposed

(50:38):
for being a monster online?

Speaker 11 (50:41):
Tom Slash ring wrest of Radio.

Speaker 3 (50:43):
Do our retro t here.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
Email us ring rest Radio gmail dot com with the
event you want to cover as long as a wrestlers in.

Speaker 3 (50:50):
It could be a TV show.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
Documentary, a pay per views, do a match commentary, commentation
over your favorite match.

Speaker 3 (50:57):
I like that. That's funny. We discovered sting guy during
Brett Hart and Behind Man. That was a good time,
real quick. I just like to recite I actually found it.
Here's the George Tita Mellow quote. Girl, when I saw you,
I never thought you'd be as good as a wrestler
as you are today. I'm so proud of you, so

(51:17):
proud of your accomplishments. No, no, I couldn't. I couldn't
find That's how I assume it says because there was
a lot of that like, you were stronger than I
could have ever believed and ship like that. I didn't
do it, I think.

Speaker 7 (51:29):
I remember she said, got ate out with ice for
the first time, and he said, how was the experience?
And she was like amazing, my man could eat And
he said, I know he had you screaming.

Speaker 3 (51:41):
He said that right, Yeah, he was in the chair
in the corner. It was like a cook also. But
if we're honest, why are you want to say that
ship online? Dude, Like you're just begging for attention to say,
like I got my pussy with I was like, yeah, cool,
say I know he had you screaming. Yeah, I know,
that's it. Yeah, that is hot. George Cruise, thank you

(52:06):
for your money. Thanks. That is the last forgetting of
it right there. That was the moment right there. All right,
let's get into this, Mike. You got to handle this
because I took some shoddy notes out of anger.

Speaker 7 (52:19):
As always. Battle Riot seven this happened weeks ago.

Speaker 3 (52:25):
It was so recent.

Speaker 7 (52:26):
It's on YouTube if you want to subject yourself apparently
there have been seven Battle Riots.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
It's not it's not okay, it's it's a fun indie show.

Speaker 7 (52:36):
It's not really fun. Though I enjoyed the There was
like a couple of fun moments in the main event,
and that's about it.

Speaker 3 (52:43):
I like the lutches. You're wasting their time getting riot.

Speaker 7 (52:48):
That'd be fine.

Speaker 3 (52:49):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (52:50):
First match, it's a trios match. Barbaro, Kevenario, Magnus and
Ultimo Guerrero versus Star Junior, Atlantis and Atlantis.

Speaker 3 (53:02):
I like Barbara. He's a character.

Speaker 7 (53:04):
As commentary, that dude fucking disappeared for a while.

Speaker 3 (53:08):
Yeah, because he know he was still in wrestling. He's stiff.

Speaker 7 (53:12):
I think he also has a conspiracy theory ship going on,
and he got like cast aside. But now he's back.

Speaker 3 (53:19):
Well, he's back.

Speaker 11 (53:19):
He did one good comment. He says the starring Junior
is so ugly it's hurtful to the other wrestlers.

Speaker 14 (53:25):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (53:26):
He also said he was always very good.

Speaker 7 (53:28):
So he also said he thought he saw Barbara in
the Flintstones, which was funny because he had like that
pebbles bone in his hair.

Speaker 3 (53:35):
Yeah, that's how he just said. He's a character. He
looks like he'd be on a fucking list. He looked
like he'd be on Warner Brothers or some sort.

Speaker 7 (53:40):
This ain't the Magnus I know.

Speaker 3 (53:43):
I was like, wait a second, guy, let me tell
you something. There's a Magnus pop later in the in
the Battle Royal, I was like, here it is. I
was like, I'm dumb.

Speaker 7 (53:52):
Uh Atlantis and Ultimo Guerrero gotta have a combined age
about one fifty.

Speaker 3 (53:58):
Ultimo Guerrero was in w c W in like ninety
six and I.

Speaker 7 (54:05):
Start like in luscious mullets still to this day him.

Speaker 3 (54:08):
Yeah, he doesn't give it up. And honestly, that body,
he's got that barrel body, old man, barrel body. I
endure that bat. That's my future. Maybe if I'm lucky,
that's my future.

Speaker 7 (54:18):
Not sure why Ultimate kept taking off Atlantis's mask and
putting it back on.

Speaker 3 (54:22):
Over and over. It's a sign of disrespect. I do
enjoy a goal mass yeah, oh yeah. The mask play
really gets me working. I guess you would. It gets
me going. That's my kink.

Speaker 7 (54:37):
Atlantis can barely move. But Atlanta's junior was pretty good.
He won with the frogs splash.

Speaker 3 (54:42):
Put him over, put over the kid. That's the ending
was fun.

Speaker 1 (54:45):
With the flip over, the turn buckles the outside and
you get the frogs class.

Speaker 3 (54:49):
I'll use my platform now to say this, I am
very excited to see Doctor Wagner Junior Junior get a
little chance in WW. Especially it means if I get
Doc Wagoner Junior himself in w W at some former fashion,
that would be incredible for me in my office still
to this day is my Doctor fucking Wagner mask. I

(55:09):
adore him. I did it. I was a Blanco. No,
that wasn't you. That was the white assassin. That was
that was a wild man assassin.

Speaker 7 (55:26):
Uh, we get we get a flashback to the time
they pretended that Eric Bischoff booked the show.

Speaker 3 (55:33):
I really think you did. I'm gonna go on, I
really think you did.

Speaker 7 (55:37):
You know we got a women's division match Himawari versus
Jeni Kai.

Speaker 3 (55:43):
We're watching so much m l W that I've become
a Jeni Kai fan.

Speaker 4 (55:46):
I know.

Speaker 7 (55:47):
Yeah, well I'm not a fan, but I know who
she is and I didn't before, but I've seen her
wrestle every show we've done.

Speaker 3 (55:54):
You don't like her for I thought she's pretty good, boring, cool,
unique aisle to it.

Speaker 7 (56:01):
She's also in contrary unit, which is ass It's probably
my most hated stable in the world right now. Besides
whatever the one the young bucks are in Kimawari does
the poor woman's Bianca bella or hair whip?

Speaker 3 (56:14):
That was all right, Yeah, the match is pretty fun.

Speaker 7 (56:19):
Wins. This was not great. MLW gott to beef up
that women's division.

Speaker 11 (56:24):
Okay, play contra in the sue.

Speaker 3 (56:30):
On the retro, baby, I got retro and I got
them both on there. Dude, I'm getting a PlayStation two
patch as well. What yeah, yep, dude, emulator, PlayStation two emulator.
It's gonna get you a bunch of PlayStation one games
and PlayStation two games.

Speaker 7 (56:48):
I had my PS two just hooked up.

Speaker 3 (56:50):
I have mine, I have mine hooked up to the
problem is I only have one of the controllers and
you have to hit X so hard that your thumb
hurts because it was that sensitive one, and mine's like
so beat the ship I used to keep I used
to keep it in my truck just in case parties sucked,
so I could be like, hey, I got an xbot.
I did I feel like this party sucks for doing something.

Speaker 7 (57:10):
Better to the parties.

Speaker 3 (57:14):
While he was driving down the street looking for an invert,
I'm like, this party sucks, Like, who the fuck are you.

Speaker 7 (57:23):
He's like in super Bad, that older guy let's go party.

Speaker 3 (57:28):
Actually, everybody used to party in the woods, does know
that guy? The guys like, are you talking to a
sixteen year old girl? I just watched that come around
now and then, Yeah, everybody had the guy.

Speaker 7 (57:40):
There was somebody that was still thought they were in
high school.

Speaker 3 (57:42):
Well no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no no. That they were there for the various reasons.
Always they were there there because we had drugs. They
would get us the beer, and then they would try
to leave with the chicks all the time. Okay, so
that was the problem. Like those were sixteen year old girls.
You are twenty five. I'm pretty sure I saw you
leave your job at the fucking post office. Guy, Like,

(58:04):
don't tell me you're not a whole bunch.

Speaker 7 (58:05):
Of duke the dumpster jerseys over here. Hey listen, due,
Uh we get a fucking ship promo from fake Baine again.

Speaker 6 (58:14):
I hate that guy.

Speaker 7 (58:15):
He sucks.

Speaker 3 (58:15):
I kind of like it. I've watched it so much
that I'm now style whatever George trying to get you.

Speaker 7 (58:25):
Uh, As if things cannot get worse, here we get
a whole Saint Laurent segment my most hated person in
wrestling right now.

Speaker 3 (58:33):
I need Mad Myles Krueger against braun Strowman book at
court Yicks.

Speaker 7 (58:38):
I mean, maybe Brown will go to MLW we follow
up Contribunit with Saint Laurent. You gotta be fucking kidding me.

Speaker 3 (58:46):
Mike, Tell me, tell everybody what I said. I think
what happens with you?

Speaker 7 (58:49):
You think he's a proprietor proprietor or an investor.

Speaker 3 (58:52):
And I think I think yes, I think he either
owns it, is a part owner, or finances it.

Speaker 7 (58:58):
Uh Riddle and Tom Laller are the guests that MLW
beolt looks absolutely awful. What a monstrosity that is?

Speaker 3 (59:07):
It is so big? Yeah, it really is, uh Riddle.

Speaker 7 (59:11):
Said Chuck Norris, Liam Neeson and Doctor Drake could be
in Battle Riot if only that'd be great.

Speaker 3 (59:16):
I will say this, I love todm Lawler. I really
do think he's very good.

Speaker 7 (59:21):
It doesn't really do it for me.

Speaker 3 (59:23):
I agree with Mike.

Speaker 7 (59:24):
I think MLW believes Saint Laurent is like Joel Gertner
or something.

Speaker 3 (59:30):
He though. I think Saint Laurent thinks.

Speaker 7 (59:34):
Saint Laurn thinks he's a poor man.

Speaker 3 (59:36):
No, no, no, no, here court cork cork cork. You
want that check to clear you let me go out there. Okay,
thanks so much. Hey, have a great time, conscience doing
good wink.

Speaker 7 (59:47):
He attacks Tom Waller from behind, and then die Jack
and Baron Corbin jump Matt Riddle and fuck him up. Unbelievable,
and Riddle has to defend his title in Battle Riot
later in the night.

Speaker 3 (59:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (59:58):
Uh, Like, we get a backstage confrontation between that fucking
Paul Walter Houser guy and the poor horseman. There's there's
no way George or anyone else thinks this stuff is good.

Speaker 3 (01:00:10):
Well, here's the thing. I like Paul. I've come to
actually like that dude. I've seen interviews. I don't listen. Listen.
Here's the thing. I don't know him from anything. I
genuinely don't. I know that he's like famous for being
on TV or movies or something. I know that, but
I don't watch TV movie, so I don't know what
he's done. But I watched him in an interview right
and he was so he spoke exactly how you'd want

(01:00:32):
someone breaking into business like this to talk about the business.
This it was He's he's got to respect for the business.
I watched a very similar view with Pat McAfee and
Steph McMahon. That's what you want to hear from somebody,
Like I respect the Pat McAfee more because that interview.
I respect this dude now more because of that interview.

Speaker 7 (01:00:49):
Do we think he also is an investor? Maybe that's
why he's getting all this time.

Speaker 3 (01:00:53):
No, I think that he just rides his name in there.
He might be doing he might be doing his ship
for free love a big dame Mike. Yeah, honestly, just
getting the yo. He because he wants the trouble number one.
He's probably got great money, so he just probably wants
to get the experience of like, it's what you what
happens in your.

Speaker 7 (01:01:08):
Rich don't I don't see windows down?

Speaker 3 (01:01:17):
Kick on, Hey, the windows down if you don't wantin.

Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
In the car.

Speaker 7 (01:01:21):
Oh my god, this is awesome. I would imagine having
to live with that.

Speaker 3 (01:01:29):
Yeah, you know, you're welcome. I just saved the car
for being all rained on and she all, this woman
just brought fucking pizza home and she knows I was fast,
and I'm gonna die. God damn it, but you broke
the fast. Yeah, with an egg. You had one egg
and I don't tell you good. I'm sorry.

Speaker 7 (01:01:48):
Triple threat match as fiend Gay versus Etchy Sarah versus Templario.

Speaker 3 (01:01:54):
I like Templario. I've seen him before and every time
I see him, I like him.

Speaker 7 (01:01:58):
Yeah, Drew McIntire sword, he should have used it in
the match.

Speaker 3 (01:02:03):
You're right.

Speaker 7 (01:02:04):
Mistico is in the front row with Dario Queto and
Selena Dala Renta. It is insane that Dario on your
fucking payroll and do nothing of substance with the man.

Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
I'll tell you this from the bottom of my heart.
R E S P E c T.

Speaker 7 (01:02:20):
Selena Dyla Renta or Dario Quato.

Speaker 3 (01:02:22):
Uh something about the Latin ladies. It's ten out of
ten on the planet.

Speaker 7 (01:02:28):
At C. Saro worked in a W before, so it's
nice to see him moving up a little bit. Atchal
Saro gives up quicker than Gunther and Temporario wins by submission.

Speaker 3 (01:02:41):
He wasn't being paid by the fucking he was really
preserving himself for battle ride here. Yes, it is true,
he knew he's he's like got here for bigger things.

Speaker 7 (01:02:52):
Mash was fine, and I get what MLW is doing.
Trying to be like the Lucha Libre promotion of the US.
But yeah, watching multiples of these shows for no reason,
I feel like they just randomly do these lutra matches
with no real purpose behind them.

Speaker 3 (01:03:07):
Yes, that is Listen that the thing that the cruiseweight
division had a championship, And even when then, when the
matches were random on WCW, the spectacle was like they
were moving up the rankings, they're going for that title.
So I don't know enough about MLW, don't know if
there's like a Lucha division champion.

Speaker 7 (01:03:26):
Mystic has some title.

Speaker 3 (01:03:29):
Okay, well then listen like that's this is the most
storyline progression. I got the whole thing, and there wasn't
really any even a.

Speaker 7 (01:03:35):
Guy from stupid Country Unit shows up, missed Dario in
the eyes and steals Mystico's title. Yeah, yeah that happened.

Speaker 3 (01:03:44):
Oh no, listen, dude, it was better than fucking Jeff
Cobbs debut.

Speaker 4 (01:03:48):
No, it was.

Speaker 7 (01:03:50):
Really pissed me off.

Speaker 3 (01:03:53):
She's made a lot of enemies.

Speaker 7 (01:03:54):
Bell uh MLW Men's Featherweight Championship Delmi XO against Shoko Nakajima.
Before we get with this mic mhm.

Speaker 1 (01:04:08):
They ran an ad for MLW shirts, and now is
when I understood why George loves this company.

Speaker 3 (01:04:16):
Exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:04:18):
Anyways, about this other upclaiming match, that's not the show
so far, but the entrance reminded me of The Street
from the movie.

Speaker 3 (01:04:26):
Uh, Shoko is the real deal? Uh that's a t
j p W wrestler right there. And Xo was formally
in a tight team with Dakota Kai on the independent
scene that saw. I know her, and she was very good,
and she is very good. This was a this is
a really good match, honestly, just this fast peer than
the other women's match.

Speaker 7 (01:04:45):
Said this about Delmi Xo when she comes out, I've
never heard of silence so deafening in my life.

Speaker 3 (01:04:52):
Well, it was also in a gym came out, they
at least do that WU thing.

Speaker 7 (01:04:59):
When lay comes out.

Speaker 3 (01:05:00):
They didn't do anything.

Speaker 7 (01:05:01):
No, I'm saying in the next two Oh like when
we went, it was mostly people chanting for Roxanne when
she came out. Uh, Knakajima one. She actually got kind
of a pop, So probably the right call there. This
match felt quicker than Himawari versus Nikai, and that match
was meetingless, So I'm not sure what MLW is doing here?

(01:05:23):
Why was this not very long at all compared to
the other useless women's match.

Speaker 3 (01:05:29):
Because this match is the time constraint match. They know
how long the main events go and.

Speaker 7 (01:05:35):
I didn't feel like it, but the other one felt
like in fucking drags.

Speaker 3 (01:05:42):
This was really good.

Speaker 4 (01:05:44):
I it this one was good.

Speaker 7 (01:05:45):
Yeah. Solid. Now we're in the Battle Riot seven.

Speaker 3 (01:05:50):
I got there. So it's a Battle Royal.

Speaker 11 (01:05:55):
Version of the Royal Rumble forty pin falls. I asked
those very interesting concepts, having never seen.

Speaker 4 (01:06:02):
I was, okay, you know what better than a w
spin on.

Speaker 7 (01:06:06):
I don't know if the intervals were, but they were
much faster than a Royal Rumble. They were they get
in and get the fuck out.

Speaker 3 (01:06:13):
I mean they did our shut like our mass so.

Speaker 7 (01:06:19):
Riddle's world titles on the line the first time that
ever happened in Battle Riot. They just watched the Royal
Rumble where Roman Reigns had to enter and put his
title on the line.

Speaker 11 (01:06:27):
That's how they got the IDEA smart, excellent way to
get one off appearances.

Speaker 3 (01:06:32):
Very smart.

Speaker 11 (01:06:33):
I don't understand how this company makes any money though,
No mean.

Speaker 7 (01:06:37):
This was singular.

Speaker 3 (01:06:40):
Say you want to know how to make money, Sailor
ron a couple of and George Cruz buying T shirts.

Speaker 7 (01:06:48):
I was saying, this one singular match is the best
thing I've ever seen from MLW, just because just because
I like a fucking royal rumble. That's why I like.

Speaker 3 (01:06:57):
I like that. Yeah, the surprises, the chaos of it,
the the camera shots missing what happened.

Speaker 7 (01:07:04):
There was so much.

Speaker 3 (01:07:07):
People commentators. Commentators couldn't handle it. They could not handle
but there was a lot of people. I'm like, that
person is still in wrestling. Actually, I would say hold
on real quick for like the first first couple I
knew then there was like five to fifteen. It was
like the who's of the fucking you know, like the

(01:07:29):
beginning guy, opening match guys, and you're like, what the
fuck is this part?

Speaker 7 (01:07:34):
Hammerstone and Roger Dessi the first two rog DESI is gender, Mahal,
Donnie is creaming.

Speaker 3 (01:07:44):
I like Hammerstone too, So can.

Speaker 7 (01:07:46):
I have a talk with you Donny about gender?

Speaker 3 (01:07:49):
He gave up.

Speaker 7 (01:07:50):
Well, you always accused John Ceno having been on the gas,
because now, yeah, can you gender?

Speaker 3 (01:07:59):
Dude? He had those hanging nipples that we always talked
about where side effects of steroids.

Speaker 7 (01:08:03):
So he is like so just small now he used
to be fucking juice to the gills. Hm insane.

Speaker 3 (01:08:12):
Well, I mean that's what w W makes you do, Okay, Ricardo.

Speaker 7 (01:08:16):
Rodriguez is in this You're just putting somebody worst ship
from w W over the last ten to fifteen years
in this thing.

Speaker 3 (01:08:22):
Bro, I could not believe when he came out.

Speaker 7 (01:08:24):
I really know.

Speaker 3 (01:08:24):
Here is Ricara wrestles question Mark. Oh dude, you know
what it felt like to me? It felt like the
end of a comic con when all the stars have
left and you're just left with like fucking Tito Santana
and fucking list a reason good.

Speaker 4 (01:08:44):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (01:08:45):
Blue Panther enters. He doesn't have a mask anymore. He
looks like a fucking seven year old Gerald Brisco.

Speaker 3 (01:08:53):
He does, he does. He looks so much like Dr Does.
I love I love the Brisco Brothers. The body shot up.

Speaker 7 (01:09:00):
Yeah, uh, Juicy Few, he shows he's blood bloodline adjacent.
I would say.

Speaker 3 (01:09:08):
He's gonna he's gonna be well, no, this is Juicy Few.

Speaker 7 (01:09:12):
There is another fatu.

Speaker 3 (01:09:13):
Though there is. Yeah, Junior, I can't believe we got.

Speaker 7 (01:09:18):
Atlantis and Ultimate care Pull and Double Duty. These men
are so old.

Speaker 3 (01:09:22):
They didn't hang out for long.

Speaker 11 (01:09:24):
This guy, mister Thomas Massive, Yeah he cleaned house.

Speaker 7 (01:09:28):
He was sucking pin or something. Yeah, uh I do.
I don't know this for a fact, but I feel
like he might be kind of old. So they let
Blue Panther get so much offense and eliminate somebody.

Speaker 3 (01:09:44):
He's a legend, He's a legend.

Speaker 7 (01:09:47):
It gets down to just Hammerstone and mister Thomas around
the halfway point, and then Jacob Fatu's brother, Journey Fato
comes in there. It's like a fucking factory.

Speaker 3 (01:09:58):
Honestly, there must be. Well they have the Someone's school,
the school right where they teach. Everybody said, they're probably
all just growing up in the gym. It's like the
greasies of jiu jitsu, you know what I mean.

Speaker 7 (01:10:12):
I just can't believe how many there are.

Speaker 3 (01:10:15):
Yeah, someone's fucking breed for wrestling. I don't know what
to tell you.

Speaker 7 (01:10:18):
Chris Master shows up and he's looking with small and gender.

Speaker 3 (01:10:22):
Yeah, oh you forgot.

Speaker 11 (01:10:26):
Bobby Fist comes out and I was like, I'm just there.
I remember how good they were.

Speaker 14 (01:10:30):
They're better now because I do remember how good. And
also Anderson m v P. I'm glad he got was
it extreme reunion? That was that show ended up being.
I was so excited in the theory and it blew.
I enjoyed it. I enjoyed it because.

Speaker 3 (01:10:53):
Hold on a man, hold on, hold that show was
the best for all the wrong reasons. I would love
to cover it again to the extreme right. Yo, Honestly,
I'm gonna find it and we're doing that. We're gonna
retro that. You know, I'm gonna see because we were
hard side camera, so I think we're on camera the
whole time, so we can laugh at ourselves. But also

(01:11:14):
a theory that should mean that we should watch that
lady who was doped up getting hit and they're crazy looking,
fucking they're crazy looking, fucking pedophile. I remember that. No
I said, I felt bad you got hit in the face.

Speaker 7 (01:11:33):
I was like, sorry, Paul Walter, I'm sorry, I got
hit in the face. Wanted to happen again.

Speaker 3 (01:11:43):
It'll be much smaller this time, assured.

Speaker 7 (01:11:48):
Paul. The houser brings a bunch of weapons like it's
the two thousand and one, but he still sucks.

Speaker 3 (01:11:52):
He's like nu Jack. He comes in like nu Jack here,
which is I like him I'm really like and you
know who else I like that? I know you don't,
don't say that. Brett Ryan Gosling, I like him. I
like him, dude, I really brock Anderson rolls through here.
Did you get to Paul London yet? I'm just I

(01:12:13):
was working out. It's no wonder this show. Yeah, because
she was there.

Speaker 7 (01:12:22):
Bleeding buckets too.

Speaker 3 (01:12:25):
Yeah. Listen, dude, it's hard way and I'm loving it.

Speaker 11 (01:12:29):
The guy from Contra brings in a chainsaw and nothing happens.

Speaker 3 (01:12:34):
It was listen, it was a chip call what's it?
Chip calls gun, chock covs gun whatever, that old like
church tropes and storytelling, but it's it's a chock off chainsaw.
And we saw it with Dean. We saw it with Dean.
You can't use it, and we saw it here again.
It's just you cannot use it in wrestling. That was
I can't suspend disbelief enough to assume that you will

(01:12:56):
not be cut by h Riddle comes.

Speaker 7 (01:12:59):
In twenty five, so he's in there. He's got a
defensive title.

Speaker 3 (01:13:02):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (01:13:03):
Kevin Dunne was he doing the camera work for this match?
Missed so many pains, near falls, eliminations.

Speaker 3 (01:13:10):
Real quick. Kevin done. Do not miss him. Video work
has been incredible over the last couple of years since
he's been gone. Wonderful, great move he was.

Speaker 7 (01:13:20):
Baron Corbin comes in. Dude, his name is Bishop Dyer.
That is such a bad name.

Speaker 3 (01:13:27):
Let me tell you something. What's actual name? What's his
real name?

Speaker 7 (01:13:32):
Is it Pastock?

Speaker 3 (01:13:34):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:13:34):
It's crazy that you know his name.

Speaker 3 (01:13:36):
Yeah, he's empathetic.

Speaker 7 (01:13:38):
Yeah yeah, cool, cool, cool, Holy ship it slap Jack.

Speaker 3 (01:13:44):
From Retribution, right, Shane. I fucking called him Shane Hayst
about a minute and a half ago. You ignored it
then to get I didn't hear you when you said
slap Jack. I was like, I don't know who that is.
I was waiting for you to continue on. But yeah,
Shane Hayes is doing great things. Is in the money,
don't Neil, But it's fine.

Speaker 7 (01:14:01):
Paul Walter House was out there for like ten minutes
after he got eliminated. Yeah, jumping through a table. Please
stop this.

Speaker 3 (01:14:11):
I love it. I love it, dude, I honestly just
he just seems like he's out to having fun. Dude.
I love it.

Speaker 7 (01:14:17):
Die Jack comes in, so we got a t Bar
and Slapjack reunion. Which we all wanted. Uh, but as
this happens, Saint Laurent's is on commentary.

Speaker 3 (01:14:27):
Now yep, whine, hey court, you know what I think
this needs more me. Oh you don't want that check
to not bounce, then I would let me go on commentary.

Speaker 7 (01:14:37):
Okay, So two and a half hours in, finally something
great happens. We're down to die Jack, Biship, Dyer, Fake
Bane and Riddle, and just when they're about to kill
Riddle number forty hits, hold.

Speaker 3 (01:14:52):
On, hold on, no, forget, you missed a bunch of shit.
Anthony Green came in. I love Anthony something.

Speaker 1 (01:15:02):
That's why my main note about this fucking thing at
this point is that's how they eliminated Hammerstone after building,
Like yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:15:13):
They taught him like Daniel Bryan and it was shattered exactly,
like what the fun?

Speaker 11 (01:15:17):
That's how you ever the Hammerstone. That's pretty bad.

Speaker 3 (01:15:20):
I feel bad for him because I thought he was
gonna sign somewhere else. I don't know, why did you
just go back to I just don't I don't know
if anybody was really hunting for him.

Speaker 7 (01:15:28):
I guess he was correct. He was hot like a
couple of years ago.

Speaker 3 (01:15:31):
I feel like yeah, I mean I feel like you
just George every day. I mean I like him. Don't
get me wrong, Mike is correct.

Speaker 11 (01:15:40):
The best thing that happened this entire show happens at
number forty.

Speaker 7 (01:15:43):
Go ahead, hijack Baron Gorman, fake band about to kill Riddle.
Number forty hits and if it was in w W
dear what the guy's RBB coming out? Baby f good moment, bro,
thank god, yep, already he comes in, He saves Riddle.
They take out the rest of the guys. We're down
to Riddle in RVD is the final two, and I'm like,

(01:16:07):
go ahead, fifty four years old and still crushing it.
I still doing rolling thunder looking good. I'm like, okay,
we're down to this. There's no way this could end poorly.
It's gonna be. We're gonna end on a real high
note here right. Riddle pushes RVD off the top rope
and out to win. Everyone booze Riddle, who's like their

(01:16:30):
top baby face, because I wanted RVD to win. So
Genie is booking right there, you know how, you know
how they did the thing in the Royal Rumble of
one year and it was big show in corporate Kane
just picking up all your favorite wrestlers and tossing them out,
and then it comes down to Roman against them yea,
and Roman takes them out, but the fans still b

(01:16:51):
because they didn't want Roman.

Speaker 3 (01:16:53):
Yeah, well Riddle.

Speaker 7 (01:16:54):
I think they were fine enough with where it should
not have come down to Riddle verus RVD because everybody
wanted RVD exactly. It should have come down to Riddle
against dar.

Speaker 3 (01:17:04):
Takes out r V Yeah, but Darren Corban takes out
r v D. Riddle takes out Baron Corban. Boom, everybody's happy.

Speaker 7 (01:17:11):
Yeah, that's because of this We a sour and we
go up the air more abruptly than you could ever imagine.
I can't even explain I wrote that l L just
ends immediately.

Speaker 3 (01:17:23):
Yo. I actually I actually hurt my neck from the
fucking whiplash of the admin of this wild dude. What
you don't have a heart out, Yeah they do. They

(01:17:44):
have a heart out for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:17:46):
My main takeaway is a lb MLW shows shouldn't be
more than two hours.

Speaker 7 (01:17:51):
Definitely agree with that.

Speaker 3 (01:17:53):
Four out of ten. It is a let me tell
you that it's a ship show, and if it's one
of the reason why I love independent wrestling so much.
First two matchers are thirty five minutes long, the next
three or four minutes long, and we'll last one.

Speaker 5 (01:18:05):
It is.

Speaker 3 (01:18:05):
It is the most indie rific fucking I love that
kind of ship. Though it makes for listen. Sometimes wrestling
being bad is good. This was one of these shows
where wrestling was boring at times, and I don't know
the whole thing. No no, no, no no no, it wasn't.
Templario is good. I like all the morgerrero a lot,
so that was fine. ME like it. Just it just

(01:18:26):
gotten like it's a four time. Oh I gave it.
I gave it a they gave it a six, five
out of ten, whatever you.

Speaker 7 (01:18:34):
Say, Yeah, great score of time.

Speaker 3 (01:18:42):
George Cruise, thank you so much for making us watch this.
How does someone make us.

Speaker 11 (01:18:45):
Watch a retro for them feature on the com slash
Ring RUSS Radio.

Speaker 1 (01:18:49):
Donate to the retros here email us Ring RUSS Radio
gmail dot com.

Speaker 11 (01:18:54):
And we'll cover anything with the wrestling involved.

Speaker 3 (01:18:56):
You know anything, we'll just cover, just cover. Do whatever
you want for money. Yeah, we did, we did it.
We need it so badly. Let's move on.

Speaker 13 (01:19:12):
I dedicate the the throw back we've seen the show
six y one night stand. I won't hold back, like
take the repetise to battle in the back man seven
to one man standing.

Speaker 3 (01:19:23):
We'll bring it back to the days of lowering.

Speaker 13 (01:19:26):
Down with Haye call the National Dame, how he drops
the bags. We see the days of bold on the
best though. That's why we bring to your ring Brush
Red Trow.

Speaker 7 (01:19:35):
Let's go.

Speaker 3 (01:19:37):
O God, another edition of Ringress Red tro Yeah, this
time Summer Slam nineteen eighty nine. And I gotta say this,
George Cruz finally picked a good one because I genuinely
loved this show.

Speaker 7 (01:19:51):
I said that yesterday BVG was not is excited.

Speaker 3 (01:19:55):
BJ doesn't have the same reverence for this time period though, But.

Speaker 7 (01:19:59):
I also hold up consider he usually gives MLW shows.

Speaker 3 (01:20:03):
This is way better than that, Like late eighties, eighty
seven and ninety three. That six year period is kind
of pooped on in a lot of ways.

Speaker 7 (01:20:12):
Dude, give me ninety four ninety ninety six too.

Speaker 3 (01:20:15):
No thank you, But I'll take the eighty seven to
ninety three. That's a sweet spot for me because honestly,
and I think back now, it's it's because I had
those tapes. Mike you can. You can understand that as
my uncle was a tape trader, so I had tapes
from the years previous to whatever I was in, like
and that's I'm born eighty seven, so anything right then

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that they move forward so very interesting. My brain doesn't work,
But yeah, I'm very excited for someone saying thank you
George Cruise who went the Patreon dot com. I am
who went to patreon dot com slash ring re s
radio and made us watch an old event. Do you
have something a movie, a CD, a book? You know

(01:20:56):
what I mean that Mike can read. We'll We'll cover
anything I give you.

Speaker 7 (01:21:00):
Unless it's like a freaking little picture book like fucking
Hunger Caterpillar. I ain't reading it.

Speaker 3 (01:21:07):
Caterpillars deep dude, between the line because it's only one line.
Uh okay, let's get into it.

Speaker 7 (01:21:17):
Like uh SummerSlam nineteen eighty nine. Tony Shavanni on the call,
absolutely unnatural and fucking disgusting. I wrote, ever.

Speaker 3 (01:21:27):
Ww legend Tonvanni, It's so manny because.

Speaker 7 (01:21:30):
Like I remember watching these tapes as a kid, and
like not like I knew Shavanni for being WCW never
knew he was in WWF until I like, I saw
these tapes and I was like, this doesn't even that.
I was like, this doesn't seem right, didn't didn't work,
didn't make sense.

Speaker 3 (01:21:46):
It made dollars end sense. But he made more in
down South. I want to say this real quick.

Speaker 7 (01:21:53):
It's not because he made more down because he didn't
want to move his family to Connecticut.

Speaker 3 (01:21:57):
The focus of Brutus the Barber Beefcake is it's something
that should be addressed on dark side of the ring.
The guy deserved nothing and he was the most to
ask them all and just because he was Hogan's friend.
It's just unbelievable, dud. I honestly, I don't I wrestling someone.

(01:22:21):
Someone showed me that you can hate somebody in sports
be called sports hate. Like I don't know that person,
and it might be a good person in real life,
but I sports hate that person. I sports hate Brutus
to Beefcake Barber. Uh.

Speaker 7 (01:22:36):
Opening montage was amazing mix of clips of wrestling and
people doing summer things like riding in a convertible, eating
ice cream, swinging on a swing.

Speaker 3 (01:22:46):
Going to the shore, going to the mountains of clear indication.
We should have done that as a question, Uh.

Speaker 7 (01:22:52):
This is that Metal Lands arena. Beg did you go?

Speaker 3 (01:22:56):
No, of course not.

Speaker 7 (01:22:57):
I did not attend this one.

Speaker 3 (01:22:58):
Cow.

Speaker 4 (01:22:59):
Did you watch live?

Speaker 7 (01:23:01):
My watch? I'll tell you why I didn't watch live.
This took place eight days before I was born.

Speaker 3 (01:23:06):
Hey, that's a lack of dedication. You drag mom to
the TV. You say, hit that black box on top
of the TV a couple of times. Get it started.
Give me ninety five, baby, because that's spicy. I'm just kidding, Mom,
Give me ninety nine.

Speaker 7 (01:23:20):
This was. This was on a Monday. Strangely, this Summer Slam.
That is they that sometimes why? Like I think the
first WrestleMania was also on a Monday. I don't know why.

Speaker 3 (01:23:36):
Super weird.

Speaker 7 (01:23:38):
Uh first match here, Heart Foundation Verse brain Busters. Oh baby,
this is an opener right here.

Speaker 3 (01:23:46):
I wrote good shit. So usually I have negative notes.
I have almost no notes for this match because it's
one of those matches where you kind of sit back
and you're like whoo, and then you just watch it
and you're you're like, I'm not even paying attention to
the notes. Usually when i'm writing notes, it's a negative thing.
This is everything you want in tag team wrestling. Another

(01:24:07):
little fun caveat. It was always Brett getting worked over,
but this was this was fucking Annville a little twist.
I always liked that, and I always thought the Brainbusters.
I know that it's a cheap heel tactic with the
holding them down and ship like that. They did it
to perfection. They made they protected Brett Manville. It was

(01:24:28):
a great match.

Speaker 7 (01:24:29):
This is.

Speaker 3 (01:24:31):
This is what FTR does, and I just want you
to acknowledge.

Speaker 7 (01:24:34):
That FDR, this is what I wish is they could do,
but they can.

Speaker 3 (01:24:39):
This is what FTR does. I just want to settlement.
This is like watching an FTR match.

Speaker 7 (01:24:44):
I have a couple of okay, uh, I just want
to say real quick, it's pretty wild how Arn and
Tolly and Flair and they just like barely missed crossing paths.
So like Arn and Tally, we're in WWF. Now they
end up going back and player comes to WWF. They
only ever cross paths. They're only ever together in n
W A W CW.

Speaker 1 (01:25:09):
Even in the tag team Wherett screams Superstar and it
took Vince way too long to push him, Like that's
just crazy.

Speaker 7 (01:25:17):
I was like the narrative was like he was small,
like and he wasn't even small like he's like Jack
to the fucking les here.

Speaker 1 (01:25:24):
Especially Brett comes in at one point for a hot
tag like wait and just crushes the crowd, eats it
up like Vince what the fun was always beloved and.

Speaker 3 (01:25:33):
When he had the glasses giving him the kids, there's
no one. It was awesome.

Speaker 11 (01:25:36):
I love the all pink guitarre that they have here
for this show.

Speaker 1 (01:25:40):
Like about Brett is, even though he's known for his
techno wrestling, he comes down the hot tag and does
a bunch of body.

Speaker 3 (01:25:45):
Slams that look great.

Speaker 1 (01:25:46):
But being the baby face on hot Tach, he throws
in the spot jumping off the middle rope to get
the crowd a little something actually to get hyped about,
even though he didn't have to, Like the opponents are
all on the ground everything, he could just instead just
standing there and wait for them get up, does a
little high spot for the crowd. Great psychology of knowing
how to keep the crowd side of everyone else is
down the classic heel finish here.

Speaker 3 (01:26:07):
Albeit the move itself was a bit weak to pin somebody,
but it was.

Speaker 11 (01:26:10):
Smart to have it happen the Brett, who was the
most over I was.

Speaker 7 (01:26:14):
Gonna say about this. So Bobby the brain distracts the raft,
Iron hits Brett with a double axe handle to the
head while he was in a pen, and then Iron
pins him for the win. I think it was cool
when a basic move like that used to actually be
able to win matches, because it does not happen anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:26:29):
Well, the idea that anything could win a match and
those and it was okay. The purpose of wrestling is
to emulate what a fight would be like, right, It's
supposed to be a rest of the match, but it's
what happens to fight. That's why blood happens. I appreciate it,
you know, I mean, people can bust it open. This
shit happens in fights. Sometimes shitty, little weird punches and
shit can end a fight. Weird shit just ends fight.

(01:26:50):
Sometimes you hit somebody in the back of the head
and they're going down like this. Shit happens, man, And
it's just simple. And this was so this was like, dude,
this is such good tag team wrestling. When we talk
about tag team wrestling, this is the kind of shit
we're talking about. These are the kind of people we're
talking about. It was like watching FTR and the Young
Bucks is so fucking good, dude.

Speaker 7 (01:27:11):
Stop saying that this. Do you know what school tag
team wrestling at its finest? This was fucking awesome. This
was nothing like FTR.

Speaker 1 (01:27:19):
So I'm just gonna say this is probably my match
of the night and absolutely, do you guys want to.

Speaker 3 (01:27:25):
Know to see the main event?

Speaker 4 (01:27:27):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:27:27):
I saw the main event.

Speaker 3 (01:27:28):
Do you guys.

Speaker 11 (01:27:30):
Want to know what Dave Melts are rated our match
of the night.

Speaker 3 (01:27:33):
Oh, I'm gonna say, I guess three point seventy five.
I'm gonna say two point five.

Speaker 15 (01:27:41):
I was outraged when I saw this. Two stars for
this match, so two? How long was Let me look
at the sixteen three? Yeah he was awesome, Yo, he
was so mad they jumped, he was so many. Yeah,
that has to be a whole heart rear.

Speaker 7 (01:28:00):
He's just been whatever the top company is besides w W,
I'm gonna go with them. That's what his whole life
has been. So yeah, you're right, he was pissed at
and totally jumped. I did that was because I watched
this and I was like, this is awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:28:13):
I wonder what the star rating was.

Speaker 7 (01:28:15):
I was today in aw He would give that four
point five.

Speaker 3 (01:28:21):
He was the opening match of the nineteen eighty nine
Summer Slim. It's one of the biggest matches in wrestling
history up to this point because you don't have many
pay per.

Speaker 7 (01:28:31):
Views in the fucking he was sixteen minute match too, yes.

Speaker 3 (01:28:35):
And also a technical masterclass? Right?

Speaker 7 (01:28:40):
Did he not like Brett?

Speaker 13 (01:28:41):
Like what?

Speaker 3 (01:28:43):
I don't get it. There's so many there's so much
wrong with like just real quick barn Anderson, Kelly Blanchard,
Bobby Heen and Brett Hart Jim Knightheart two stars sixteen
minute match to open Summer Slime nine ninety nine. I'm
not to just say I disagree with him.

Speaker 7 (01:29:00):
Friends versus orties in Santana five stars.

Speaker 3 (01:29:03):
That's a three full three stars, listen, I'm not sure
since than he threw it out there at the main events.
You guys want to guess what that on? Two point
seventy five in the hand? All right? So that so
the main event was better better tag team. That's insane.
For the record, just looking ahead of it, hul Coked
and Bruce Beefcake against Randy Savage and Zeus better than

(01:29:28):
fifteen minutes. I got one minute least, which is wild.
The third and Zeus uh dust mashes. Dusty Rhodes was
the Honky talk Man. Uh, Dusty said a pre match interview,
you can dance better than Honky talk Man.

Speaker 7 (01:29:41):
He's gonna kick his booty.

Speaker 3 (01:29:43):
Uh Dusty promo always appreciated. I love him, And when
they talk about it, you look at Dusty and he
ain't got it. You hear him open his mouth and
you're like, oh, I see it because he's by a
big the big. But I got a little bitter feel
fat in my booty. But I steel death, babe, it's
been too long within that bout to death they wrote
with that baby.

Speaker 1 (01:30:06):
Indetic was Jimmy Hart's screaming into the microphone. But I
prefer my Honkeey talk man and moved underground.

Speaker 7 (01:30:12):
Uh dude, I totally forgot until I was doing was rewatching.
I still am info right now, but I totally forgot.
He was in like the opening montage for one of
the seasons. That's so good, excellent finished to this match though, Yes,
Uh Dusty beat Honkey Tonk because Jimmy Hart acidentally hits
Honky Tonk with the guitar. It didn't like break like

(01:30:32):
it normally does. He fucking stiffed them with it. Yep,
poor guy had ct afterwards he thought he was supposed
to be performing a song.

Speaker 3 (01:30:38):
Yeah he should yo. Honestly, it was an incredible little segment.
And this is when this is the stuff in the
nineties like Honky talk Man, bad rap now, but awesome
for who he was in wrestling.

Speaker 7 (01:30:50):
He played his character perfect, perfect he was he was.

Speaker 3 (01:30:53):
He was really great. And honestly, this is Dusty early
on in the run and this was like, hey, we're
building them up, so he for remember comal champion, he
beats his ass. It looks great. Everybody's in for it.

Speaker 7 (01:31:04):
So by the way, people can say Dusty's character in
WWF was a rid and maybe it was, but his
theme song was fucking awesome. Crowd got hyped. They like
one of the biggest pops of the night.

Speaker 3 (01:31:16):
Whether Vince wanted to bury him or not, he could
not be buried. People loved this guy when I said,
that's why I say he had it, and people loved
him and his style, the way he carried himself. It
was he's so much fun. He's Cody is nothing like
his dad.

Speaker 7 (01:31:33):
Well, no, that's that's true. Before the next match, they
do a backstage promo it's Hacksaw Jym dug It in demolition.
Hacksaw is simply wearing too much shit in this interview.

Speaker 3 (01:31:44):
Yeah he's got.

Speaker 16 (01:31:47):
He's got a Cape four, has a crown. He's wearing
a demolition mask too. It was crazy, Yep, doing too much.
Probably my biggest complaint happens next.

Speaker 7 (01:31:59):
Mister Perfect versus the red Rooster the entrance. Yeah, the
jobber or what the fuck not a jobber performance? No
rumor is Terry Taylor was originally supposed to get the
Mister a Perfect gimmick and he got the red rooster instead.

Speaker 3 (01:32:14):
That here, why would I don't want to think the
red Rooster is a good idea. So, for the record,
that's not what I heard. I heard he got the
red Rooster gimmick because earlier in his career when he
chose because he wrestled in NWA. Previously, Vince had made
an offer to Terry Taylor. He turned it down or
Vince felt disrespected or something. Somebody got there. He signedhim

(01:32:36):
under the guys of like, yeah, you might be mister
Perfect or whatever. But when he got in there, and
it was never his intention, he was like, you're gonna
be this gimmick now, and I'm gonna say this, Terry,
but real quick before you talk shit. I watched a
ton of NWA and a ton of other stuff that
went around. Fucking Terry Taylor was a really good fucking
hand and he might have been boring your shit on
the mic, but this fucking gimmick is dog shit and

(01:32:57):
it's bullshit, dude.

Speaker 7 (01:32:59):
I'll say this, Vin got it right because Kurt Hennig
was the perfect mister purfect. Harry Taylor would have been
asked in that gimmick.

Speaker 3 (01:33:07):
By the way, you want to know what Melts gave
it us?

Speaker 7 (01:33:11):
Probably one?

Speaker 3 (01:33:13):
One negative too what it wasn't even long enough to
be able to say it's negative? Almost Yeah, but yo,
according to his gimmick, like the crowd was going crazy.

Speaker 7 (01:33:27):
For yeah, that's ridiculous. I understand it was nothing like spectacular,
but come on. The two star match, at least.

Speaker 3 (01:33:34):
I hate the way Dusty gets out well, I guess
starts gyrating his hips, starts shaking, wiggling his arm, and
then it drops the elbow. That's unrealistic minus two stars
if we based.

Speaker 7 (01:33:44):
On whatever his fucking scale is he's got going on,
where it's a two Star for Brainbusters Start Foundation. Then
I guess it makes sense.

Speaker 3 (01:33:52):
Even it's not four stars less.

Speaker 7 (01:33:55):
Mister purplect does an amazing drop kick and Venturists Jesse
Vnturis said he himself was the first one to ever
do a standing drop kick. Yep, don't think you ever
did a drop kick in his entire career.

Speaker 3 (01:34:04):
But one said full of ship. But honestly, Ventura a
huge part of the reason why I love this so much.
Ventura was hot tonight. He was fucking this is this
is this is the heen and this is the Heenan
level where he's just like I'm not saying he's Heenan,
but saying like drilling every fucking good guy the whole
night down and just fucking burying people. It's fantastic, perfect.

Speaker 7 (01:34:27):
Ones with the perfect plex. There is only a couple
of minute match.

Speaker 3 (01:34:30):
That's all you need to be, That's all needed to be. Yes, especially.

Speaker 7 (01:34:34):
Uh the Rockers and Tito Santana versus the fabulous Rugos
and Rick Martel. Oh the Rockers were so damn before
we before.

Speaker 3 (01:34:41):
We get here. Oh wait no no I skips god, no, no,
this is the match.

Speaker 7 (01:34:47):
Famulus Rugo's theme song work of art.

Speaker 3 (01:34:50):
Oh no, no, no, no, no, I was right. I
was right. I couldn't understand my writing here. So the
Red Ruster this was three minutes. This was three minutes long.
It wasn't supposed to be three minutes long. This was
going to be a lot longer. Terry Taylor knee injury.

Speaker 7 (01:35:03):
Really, yes, this should not have been along match.

Speaker 3 (01:35:06):
So it's also before before the next match, we have
that Rick Rude promo. Okay, do you know this is
the one that he This is the promo where mean
Jean said ship when SummerSlam fell behind him. You will
see that. Well, this was and when you watch the
version I watch, it's edited. It's just not that promo.

(01:35:29):
But they said that's the promo because I was looking up.
I was looking up his knee injury. I was like,
why was this so short? It seemed pretty abrupt. Red
Rooster knee injury, right, But they're also like, oh, Jean,
Gene curses. I was like, that's the same event, and
then I went in it's edited, so that's the one
word mean Gene. The sin fall I remember out though,
Oh I got one. He's like ship, God damn live son.

Speaker 7 (01:35:53):
This match was just a few months after Rick Martel
turned heel on Tito. He wasn't even the model.

Speaker 3 (01:35:57):
Yet, which that was coming.

Speaker 7 (01:35:59):
That was in between. Yeah uh I missed when he
also do with the abdominal stretch and grab their partner's hand.

Speaker 3 (01:36:07):
For even the rod. I'll settle for the rope, the rope.

Speaker 1 (01:36:13):
At one point, Jesse just starts yelling at Shavanni about
how Martella is better than Tito because he is getting
his acid beat from a double team.

Speaker 3 (01:36:20):
This great commentary, dude, he's I'm telling you that he
was Chico. Yeah, that's right, that's exactly how he called them.

Speaker 7 (01:36:27):
He goes the crowd shain cheeko cheato like Tito.

Speaker 3 (01:36:33):
So uh solid six man the right team one. Hell yeah,
I was gonna.

Speaker 7 (01:36:40):
Say that, gets his ass whooped for like fifteen minutes. Yeah,
finally makes the hot tagg This Shawn Michaels crowd goes
fucking nuts the goat and then Marty blows it for
his team gets pinned by Rick Martel.

Speaker 1 (01:36:53):
But at one point, what the fuck, Tito taps right
in front of the rest face when he's in the
Boston Crab in the mass.

Speaker 7 (01:37:00):
It still goes on happening wasn't a thing back then.

Speaker 3 (01:37:03):
Is that real?

Speaker 7 (01:37:04):
Yeah, we've had this discussion before. I don't think tapping
became a thing for a submission until ninety six ninety seven.

Speaker 3 (01:37:14):
So it wasn't. He saw Pride for the first time.
Someone showed him a Pride fight and they're like, why
is that guy keep slapping the ground? What's underneath it? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:37:23):
I have no doubt it's because of mm A. Yeah,
because it was not wrestling before that.

Speaker 3 (01:37:28):
Wow. Yeah, yeah, and on it when you when you
Matt wrestle like in high school, whatever, college, there's no tapping.
There's no submissions.

Speaker 7 (01:37:41):
Well there isn't wrestling pro wrestling. I know, Intercontinental Championship
match ravishing.

Speaker 3 (01:37:49):
One more thing about Tito Santana. There's no way and ship.
This dude didn't have something on Vince. He was so
mid for so long. I know, Mike, you love him,
but he was so made for so long, and he
was always in everything. He was like the first rat
of a serial. He was Latin representation.

Speaker 7 (01:38:12):
He was fine, but he was nothing spectacular.

Speaker 3 (01:38:14):
I still comes up the mountains at the local fair
and he can meet him for like eight bucks. Dude,
do it?

Speaker 7 (01:38:20):
He He really was like mid card city for most
of his time. That it was not like he was
getting massive pushes.

Speaker 3 (01:38:26):
She just was on every show from like that entire
period that I loved. He was there every time. Every
time you look up to the same thing as here's
a good hand and oh he honestly he was solid
the ring. It was a good match.

Speaker 7 (01:38:38):
But we get a very long video package of the
Rude Warrior feud. Definitely the best fewd of Warriors career
in my opinion, and it was great when Rude beat
him for the title. Should have never won it back.

Speaker 3 (01:38:52):
I'll explain this to you because I started writing because
we have a bunch of promos here in a row
and it's intermission, right, used to say it, Yeah, yeah,
I honestly totally forgot this was a thing before I
forgot that they did intermissions. We're just sitting here writing
about promos, like I just might have missed me like that.

(01:39:12):
They said that, But it was like, why is there
so many fucking promos in a row? But it's a
little intermission. But it was good you had this. This
felt like a lot of like when we look back
at wrestling and we remember those kind of cookie cutter
promos from guys and like in an unknown box saying
like you know what it came, I'm coming for you, motherfucker.
Like yeah, like those promos, these were all great. They

(01:39:34):
had a bunch of Yeah. It was like Warrior was
yelling you had cru.

Speaker 7 (01:39:40):
Promo for sure, couldn't understand a damn word.

Speaker 3 (01:39:42):
No, you had Roddy Roddy's ass. Come on, it's so
much we'll talk about it.

Speaker 7 (01:39:49):
Rick Rude uh wants all the summer slam, sweat hogs
and shut the fuck up. He takes the robe off.

Speaker 3 (01:39:55):
It's the same thing every time, and every time every
time he unveiled his trunks to show like somebody's wife
on his junk, you know what I mean?

Speaker 7 (01:40:05):
It was it was just a warriors face.

Speaker 3 (01:40:07):
This Yeah, it was just a warrior's face this time.
Was it Jake the Snake Cheryl Roberts, Yeah, that was due.
Rick Rude had some incredible feuds and honestly he was
a great in ring worker. He knew how to tell
a great story for.

Speaker 7 (01:40:22):
Being some like fucking ripped and jacked up at that time.
He was a way better worker than the thing.

Speaker 3 (01:40:27):
Is, he wasn't one of those bulk guys. He was
a lean, he was like functionable, and he fucking did
just had huge fucking arms. It's like Popeye.

Speaker 7 (01:40:36):
Uh, Venturista Shavanni's even dumber than girl. I'm onsoon, I
totally agree with that.

Speaker 3 (01:40:42):
I don't know no worst commentator ever I heard.

Speaker 7 (01:40:46):
Warrior goes to the top rope like a dumb ass,
like that was ever gonna work out?

Speaker 3 (01:40:51):
Like Flair got Rick Flair percentages up there.

Speaker 7 (01:40:55):
Uh, the ref gets knocked out, Warrior hits Rude with
a pile driver, then the RAF comes to and Rud
gets his foot on the rope. Very good sequence there.

Speaker 3 (01:41:03):
Enjoyed that super fun Rick Rude carrying a lot of
this dude Rick Rud doing work this match.

Speaker 7 (01:41:09):
Uh, Warrior kicks out a move after fucking move as
he does, and then Roddy Piper shows up for some reason,
Piper lifts his skirts Rick Rude, which allows Warrior to recover,
Hulk up and beat Rude for the title. Terrible finish.

Speaker 3 (01:41:26):
Can I tell you something though, kind of love it,
kind of love it. It's that weird little fucking time
in wrestling where dumb ship like this happened, and like
I know, the Warrior. I know what he's gonna do,
but like seeing Rick Rude, seeing fucking Roddy Piper, it's
just that ship so good, dude. Uh.

Speaker 7 (01:41:46):
After the match, we got Piper cutting a promo at
Rivals Warriors promo. In terms of how fucking nonsensical it was,
the scene George stein Benner.

Speaker 3 (01:41:58):
He doesn't know any better, he does, doesn't know any better.

Speaker 7 (01:42:01):
Uh. He then shows up, he's flipping out over paper
being allowed at ringside, making a great point. It was
bullshit for sure.

Speaker 3 (01:42:08):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (01:42:08):
Then we get a video package for with the main
event a little later, Hogan and Beefcake for Savage and Zeus.
Zeus calls Brutus beefcake Barber.

Speaker 3 (01:42:19):
I did, I did earlier. I did earlier as well,
So I feel I literally called him Brutus beefcake Barber
earlier in this episode, so I don't, don't, don't.

Speaker 7 (01:42:28):
It's amazing how bad Zeus's offense looks like this is
a huge muscular monster.

Speaker 3 (01:42:32):
Like hell yeah, well, like somebody needs to tell him
laying in just I don't know, dude, did you not
mention the best promo of all the promos they had,
which one Ronnie.

Speaker 7 (01:42:45):
Garvin Ronnie, We're getting to that. Don't worry about it.

Speaker 3 (01:42:48):
Damn right, we're getting to that, dude.

Speaker 7 (01:42:50):
You're getting to Ronnie Garvin, a little bit, Rodre the Giant,
the Twin towerss Hacksaw, Jim Duggan in Demolition. We got
six Man City on this pay review.

Speaker 3 (01:42:58):
Yeah, gotta get our ship in. It's like a triph
pay per view.

Speaker 7 (01:43:02):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (01:43:05):
So Andre was such a spectacle. Uh, it's so cool
to see shows that he was on because we missed
a lot of his career in terms of like a
lot of it wasn't fucking for consultation.

Speaker 7 (01:43:17):
He was at his athletic peak. We didn't see it.

Speaker 3 (01:43:19):
Yeah, so like what we actually got is just like
the legacy of him. So it's I always I'm a
little bit more excited when I see a show that
he was on.

Speaker 7 (01:43:29):
Demolition one of the greatest fucking theme songs of all times,
sure was and.

Speaker 3 (01:43:34):
Talk about metal and ship, talking about but I love it,
I love it.

Speaker 7 (01:43:39):
Demolition will topple the Twin Powers sign Holy Ship. We
might need to open that investigation back were as especially
even considered suspects.

Speaker 3 (01:43:50):
I don't know, was Demolition the name of a Saudi
Arabian man.

Speaker 7 (01:43:54):
Maybe you never know. Hacksaw takes off his Master Review
American flag face paint and he has a red tongue
like Demolition. He went crazy in the creation suite for
this pay review.

Speaker 3 (01:44:07):
I hold him one second. I never write down quotes,
I just personally take them in the Ventura hit him
right here when he showed the face paint with one
of the greatest wrestling lines I've ever heard. He said,
it's disrespectful to have the flag painted on a face
that ugly, and I just died. It was like, oh
my god, it was so perfect for the moment he's

(01:44:28):
singing the ship out of him and honestly, this is perfect.
I love it.

Speaker 7 (01:44:32):
Hacks Off cheets because he hits Akeen with the two
by far two by four by fire and smash pins him.
So went for the good guys.

Speaker 3 (01:44:42):
Yeah baby, technically not, but yeah, I got it.

Speaker 7 (01:44:45):
A million dollar man cuts a good promo where he
owns that murderer Jimmy snook.

Speaker 3 (01:44:50):
Uh. We sure do have an MTM pro Oh wait, oh,
by the way, boss Man.

Speaker 7 (01:44:54):
Super underrated agreed, great big man, just like.

Speaker 3 (01:44:58):
Just truly one of the best all and honestly from
what everybody says, a genuinely great fucking dude too.

Speaker 1 (01:45:05):
They're right here, though, this is like when Donnie just
does all the big men into a match together.

Speaker 3 (01:45:09):
True cards. I liked it. I liked this, so guess
what I do it for a reason. It's what I like.

Speaker 7 (01:45:15):
The dB promo after the match, it's so good. Yes,
he was awesome. Hercules was Greg to Hammer Valentine, Ronnie
Garvin servant the guest ring announcement.

Speaker 6 (01:45:24):
This is so he he does.

Speaker 7 (01:45:27):
This is like the best thing Ronnie Garvin ever did.

Speaker 3 (01:45:30):
Im No, no, no, no, he had a good run.
He was a world champion in NW.

Speaker 7 (01:45:34):
I know he was world champing w A and everybody
says he shouldn't have.

Speaker 3 (01:45:37):
Been and he was mide okay, no, no, no. You
could say that he didn't deserve it, but I don't
think it was mid. I think what they say is
he didn't deserve it. But I think what happened was
Rick Flair was like, ah, I'll give you a break here, kid,
and he had that was good stuff with Flair. I
don't want to hear. I don't want to hear that
Ronnie Garvin is better than he's just super tiny dude
in in WWF.

Speaker 7 (01:45:56):
His few Valentine's the only thing I ever remember him doing.
He Valentine beat him in a retirement match, so he
would do all this random other ship like ringing out
his guest referee, and he really was a fucking boring
as wrestler. But this is probably the best thing he
ever did. Was this just insulting Greg Valentine?

Speaker 3 (01:46:14):
No, no, no, no, no, like yeah, yeah, no, no, no.

Speaker 7 (01:46:17):
I'm sorry, you fucking sucked.

Speaker 3 (01:46:20):
You of all people should know.

Speaker 7 (01:46:21):
He was a dude with a fucking towel and a
little flat top and he sucked.

Speaker 3 (01:46:25):
And Valentine had a killer match in nineteen ninety at
the Royal Rumble.

Speaker 7 (01:46:30):
You not have a killer match.

Speaker 5 (01:46:31):
That was good time.

Speaker 7 (01:46:33):
It was fine.

Speaker 3 (01:46:34):
That was a really come on, it was that was
that was Runny Garvin's that's all the fucking figure four.

Speaker 7 (01:46:39):
It was fine. Greg Valentine wed a couple of minutes
by putting his feet on the ropes during a pin.
Garvin announces Hercules as the winner, so Valentine punches him,
but then Garvin and Hercules whip his ass.

Speaker 3 (01:46:53):
Yeah I love this.

Speaker 7 (01:46:56):
I was I'm not gonna say, I loved it.

Speaker 3 (01:46:58):
I like I liked Hernandez as well.

Speaker 7 (01:47:02):
Yeah, I liked I like power and Glory. I thought
it was a good tag team.

Speaker 3 (01:47:06):
He just looked so huge. It's the sterois now, but
I mean he just looked so huge, right, and he
had like chains and shit. He always looked like he
had crazy curly hair. You look like a fucking maniac.

Speaker 7 (01:47:16):
I've never seen his matches from Japan, but I guess
he was like pretty damn in Japan. I think him
and Scott Norton were attag team ours.

Speaker 3 (01:47:23):
Yes, that's a good pull, dude, that's a good I.

Speaker 7 (01:47:26):
Want to see some of their matches. Because big guys
were you wouldn't think we're anything in the States. Would
sometimes go be awesome in Japan.

Speaker 3 (01:47:33):
Well, because like a lot okay, not everybody is fucking
doctor death and fucking uhry, you know. I mean, not
everybody's gonna go over there and just become fucking killers.
But a lot of guys, especially big white guys who
came over there like giants, that they'd come over their
big clothes lines. I mean, you were over like Rover

(01:47:54):
over there, dude. It was a big fat guy from
fucking Bullet Club, bad Luck Foley.

Speaker 7 (01:48:03):
Guys like that just translate to the States. I don't think. Yeah,
well he's smoing, right kay and maybe simoan adjacent.

Speaker 3 (01:48:11):
Yeah, so get him in the bloodline.

Speaker 7 (01:48:13):
Uh, this fucking promo sensational. Shehry has the cauldron of Madness.
There's smoke coming out of it. Uh, this is gonna
help Machamn and Zeus end Hulkamania. I think that W
CW few years later saw this. They're like, we need
this for the dungeon a doom.

Speaker 3 (01:48:27):
I gotta tell you, I don't know what it is,
but nothing at Halloween or at Halloween Adventure can stop Hulkamania.
We've tried it on so many different times to use
everything in this fucking store. We can't get it, dude.
The cauldron didn't work, the fucking spooky lighting and the
smoke machine didn't work. Sting Sting brought everything out at

(01:48:50):
him at fucking in TNA when he was Joker every
day that he was him and Abyss at the Halloween
Adventure match.

Speaker 7 (01:48:58):
Yeah, oh my god, I Joker Sting Man, jo uh
Semi made Event, million Dollar Man, tedb Were Superfly, Jimmy
Snuoka DBAs tried to hit Snooker from behind, just like
Snooker did the Nancy Argentino on the side of the road.

Speaker 3 (01:49:14):
Well yeah, well she fell asleep for a long time
in the bed though.

Speaker 7 (01:49:18):
Right, fell asleep, Yeah, fell asleep.

Speaker 3 (01:49:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:49:22):
Super Fly completely fucks up a reverse leap frog and
lands on TB.

Speaker 3 (01:49:26):
And I gotta tell you from what I could gather,
he had been away for a while. Uh, and this
was him coming back and then being like we should
push him again, and he was what he was before.

Speaker 7 (01:49:37):
Yeah, you didn't usually see botches like this back in
the day because they weren't doing anything that was like batchable.

Speaker 3 (01:49:43):
Yeah, everything was simple. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:49:46):
Uh dBase goes for like this, falling behind elbow drop
off the ropes. He missed it, but I'd never really
see anything like that.

Speaker 6 (01:49:53):
It looked pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (01:49:54):
Yeah, I mean Tedbas wasn't a high flyer by any
stretch imagination, but he did some ship that was like, oh,
like he there was there's influence there where he was
really trying to advance and do but also in a
heelish way like he was ever doing high fly on
stuff ever, but like he would I remember he would
always incorporate like arm whips, like like from like Mexico,

(01:50:15):
where he would like whip you down real fucking hard,
and then you're like, oh shit, million Dollar Man just
did what.

Speaker 7 (01:50:21):
I think he's one of the most underrated in ring
workers ever because everybody talks about his character and his promos,
which were great, but he would he could have a
great match with anybody.

Speaker 3 (01:50:28):
I mean, go back before he was Million Dollar Man.
Just gonna nwa. He's still a top guy.

Speaker 7 (01:50:32):
Aw aw.

Speaker 3 (01:50:33):
I was at Mid South too with a junkyard dog.
Some of my favorite stuff I ever got to see
during that run through was his junkyard dog versus Ted
Dbasi feuds a fucking uh what's his name, Bill Watts?

Speaker 7 (01:50:45):
Bill Watts Uh. Virgil tricks super Flying and chasing him
around outside the ring. Debiasca throws him in the post
Debac wins back count out, and then super Fly beats
them up backwards.

Speaker 3 (01:50:55):
Yep. Unbelievably awful.

Speaker 7 (01:50:57):
And we're finally in the main of that Hall Cogan
and Rudus the Beefcake Barber it is there.

Speaker 3 (01:51:02):
It is fucking I wasn't wrong, you were wrong.

Speaker 11 (01:51:05):
There's also a Hulk Hogan promo and Big Cake and Verba.

Speaker 1 (01:51:10):
Ever since me and the barber hooked up, we've been
hanging and banging brother, and we also have been riding
our Harley Davids since there were a lot of heavy traffic. Dude,
ye end quote in twenty twenty five, that is a
wild quote.

Speaker 7 (01:51:22):
And he said, actually on the bridge so they part
of the Hudson River like Moses, so they could get
to the arena. Crazy and that Hogan says his secret
weapon was on the motorcycle with them, with their curvaceous
legs wrapped around him and their headlights pointing forward. And
I said, wow, he really likes Rudis.

Speaker 3 (01:51:44):
He was talking about Miss Elizabeth and I'm curious, dude.
I'm you're like, man out fucking macho man felt, I
gotta tell you, macho man looking back now, he didn't
have much to worry about, much needed genius poem before
the match. Macho Man's like, if I gotta do the
jump again, You're that's really what it was. I know

(01:52:11):
exactly what it was. You're gonna make my dad.

Speaker 5 (01:52:17):
It.

Speaker 7 (01:52:20):
Hogan Beck's got a secret weapon, Miss Elizabeth, And he
said some crazy shit about her body and that promo
savage owes some receipts here.

Speaker 3 (01:52:30):
Dude Savage is like, oh my god, I'm gonna ki.

Speaker 7 (01:52:35):
Oh shoot, I always love the move. Savage did it
most of his matches. He would grab the guy's head
and he would jump over the top rope and snap
the guy's heat on the rope, Savage would like land
on his feet. Nobody was fucking jumping over the top
rope and landing on their feet back then, but he
did it during this match.

Speaker 3 (01:52:54):
I was like, holy shit, there is a lot of
stuff that macho Man does throughout the entirety of this
man match where you're like, damn, Like I thought, in
macho Man matches, is not the first time I ever
saw that in WWF, Like, he's probably done a lot
of stuff where you're like, first time we ever saw
that was watch a man doing it.

Speaker 7 (01:53:12):
In that moment, he was so much a better athlete
than anybody else in WWF at the time. Like there
was this one sequence where he just he was running
the rope so like he was fucking bron breaker. He
was so fast.

Speaker 3 (01:53:23):
Well, honestly, cocaine is also a hell of a drug.

Speaker 7 (01:53:25):
Sure, I'm sure whatever you gotta do.

Speaker 3 (01:53:28):
You see him fucking pumping man my jumper over the rope.
But even know what I was doing here, Although I
will say this, I'm all joking aside, just that's joking,
joking that dude was like notoriously methodical about his matches.
And yes, but did you ever hear the story about
Andre hating him? Andre the Giant hated him and Macho

(01:53:49):
Man had to work him and he's like, oh, man,
I gotta go talk to uh. I gotta go talk
to Andre before the match. And he's like, hey, Andre,
can I because he wore baby oil all the time,
get baby and he fucking used to beat the ship
out of mind. He hated Randy Savage. Andre would take
some liberties he hated And honestly, they showed a bunch

(01:54:12):
of footage in this like interview that they were doing
of Andre hitting Macho Man. You're like, damn, dude, he's
like sitting his ass on like the turnbuck really like
jamming it in there. Jesus Christ sh d Yeah, Okay,
what the.

Speaker 7 (01:54:29):
Beefcake looks like Kurt Angle compared to Zeus in this match.

Speaker 3 (01:54:35):
That's really tough to say, but you're honestly right, like
this this is very this is this is what happened
when you don't smarten the guy up. This is what
happens when you don't like simplify everything. Like listen, mister
t was whatever in terms of like the respect for
the business and stuff everything Roddy said, remember that. But
truth is he understood his assignment because there was one there.

(01:54:56):
It just this felt so haphazard.

Speaker 7 (01:55:00):
Elizabeth interferes Hogan hit Zeus with Sherry's loaded purse and
then beats him with the leg drop. Then Hogan assaults
sensational Sherry and a slaps out of her.

Speaker 3 (01:55:11):
Happy Hogan fucking lays his hand on a woman, fucking
so and he's fucking Macha's gonna catch it for that motherfucker.
He worked. Savage works so hard in this match. I
gotta give the guy credit. He was like bumping for everybody.
He's doing ship that he's.

Speaker 7 (01:55:26):
The MVP by a long shot.

Speaker 3 (01:55:28):
He's just you can just see how far like when
when we say a guy was ahead of his time,
Randy Savage one ahead of his time in the ship
that he was doing. And I'm just it's just honestly
wild to see this kind of shit, man, it really is.
Uh Hogan beating women. Ventura was right. Yeah, that's honestly,

(01:55:49):
I'll be honest. Savage had every right to be furious,
every right to be furious. Uh, BJ, Yeah, what did
you get summer? Say? Ayine, you didn't talk much, so
I'm not sure why you hate it.

Speaker 4 (01:55:59):
Just to wrap this up, it's a fine event for
eighty nine.

Speaker 3 (01:56:04):
Give like a five or six. It's very stupid, honestly,
very stupid. Your disrespect for this era is weird too.

Speaker 7 (01:56:10):
So Mike, seven out of ten. It's a fun show.

Speaker 3 (01:56:14):
Fuck that.

Speaker 7 (01:56:15):
This is The first match was a four star tag
you match.

Speaker 3 (01:56:19):
This is that's fucking five stars. I don't even give
a ship. That's a that's a five star match to me.
That's a that's a perfect opening match to me. I'd
love it. Okay, five stars. I'll give this fucking I'll
get this an eight out of ten. It was fucking great.
Would watch again, We'll watch again. Love this kind of shit. Uh,
George Cruz makes us watch this ship? BJ? How can
someone make us watch their ship?

Speaker 11 (01:56:39):
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Speaker 4 (01:57:07):
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