Episode 758: Best Pokémon Ever Bracket, Naked Gun & Suburban Commando Retros!

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I guys.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
Ever another edition of the Ring Rest Radio Bracket Draft
Special Wall Mike, what bracket draft.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
Are we doing tonight?

Speaker 5 (01:20):
We're doing the greatest Pokemon of all time?

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Bracket?

Speaker 4 (01:24):
Wow? That sounds powerfully nerdly.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Don't your children love Pokemon?

Speaker 4 (01:29):
They do, but they are small children who know no better.
You all are adult.

Speaker 5 (01:34):
But I'll tell you what, when they're our age, they'll
think back nostalgically about Pokemon and still like them.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
And I will think to myself, Wow, I have failed
as a father because they talk about Pokemon still at
forty one years old when they be dead the stock mark, No, dude,
I'm smoking weed baby herd day. That's my fucking retirement plan.
The same as Okay, so we are joined. I actually

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we had to that not true. They're doing great. We
had to very much limit how many people could be
on here. We to beat people off with a stick.
We're beating off.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
We beat off.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
We beat them off like crazy. That's why they all left.
So we definitely have only five people here today. Not
because people don't like us, not because people refuse to show.
It's because it's because BJ playing this ship the day
after Labor Day like a total idiot. I think does
everyone has is back to work? So it's because I

(02:41):
didn't realize it. I didn't realize it until I was no.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
Okay, So it sounds like you're you're in.

Speaker 4 (02:48):
Charge of the cale.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
I don't look at dates.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
I don't look at dates or worry about times and
all that dumb ship. That's your fucking job, and you
ruined this already, BJ. How does someone get involved and
try not to ruin ship like you did?

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Yeah, someone wants to sign up and then not join us.
It's Patreon that Colum Slash ring Ross Radio.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
Every month we do a bracket. You join the bracket challenged.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Here we do a bracket or a draft next month, Tuesday,
October fourteen, six pm Eastern right here on Microsoft Teams,
We're going to determine the best Halloween costume of all time.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
I want to vote for sexy nurse. Go for it.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
Oh, yes, yes, sexy nurse A good yes, I like ah.
I like dressing like prince, not a prince, Prince the artist.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
You've done that.

Speaker 4 (03:40):
I'm tall prince.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
That's the game, not a good gimmick.

Speaker 4 (03:45):
Well you're wrong there. It's popular with everybody, especially the ladies.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
You dress this king Diamond every year?

Speaker 4 (03:52):
That sure, don't do that because that's funny diamond. Yeah,
I got King Diamond singings, Sweet Caroline. That's money that
is being left on the table right now. We are
joined today by Mango, our buddy Mongo. Everybody colin, Hey,
guys doing Yeah. Not only do they wait and hesitate,

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they fucking step all over each other. Unbelievable. I listen.
I set them up to fail. I got what I wanted.
I got what I wanted.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
That man, I want to watch.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
I want to watch my babies fly out of the
nest and just fall down immediately.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
That's what I want to see.

Speaker 4 (04:38):
All right, Well, we're doing a Pokemon drift.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
This is somet This is.

Speaker 4 (04:43):
Some door gass bullshit, and I'm pissed off we have
to do it. But I will say this, well, I
will say actually, and if we're being honest.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
I hated the idea first.

Speaker 4 (04:53):
I came to like it because at least I could
get my kids involved with doing the bracket with me,
and I did. I've done more preparation for this bracket
that for any other bracket ever. Ak. I sat down
with my kids and we did already, so I already
have the right answers here. Will you guys vote against children?
Are you the monsters we're gonna have to see?

Speaker 5 (05:12):
I'm voting as my childhood self.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
Yeah I am as well.

Speaker 6 (05:15):
Yeah, that's I'm voting still plays.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
I was gonna say your YouTube were probably unbearable as kids. Colin,
what age are you doing.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
This right, babe?

Speaker 7 (05:26):
Twenty eight?

Speaker 3 (05:27):
Twenty eight? Great?

Speaker 4 (05:28):
Are you really twenty eight in real life?

Speaker 3 (05:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (05:31):
Man, I'm gonna tell you it's about the roll downhill
big time twenty You're you're you're really reaching towards the
end of like all things good, so really hold on tight.

Speaker 3 (05:40):
But it starts to suck. Now.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
For those that don't know, you should request that Donnie
starts playing the Pokemon TCD pocket game on his phone.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
Are opening some packs?

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Please get some viewers on our YouTube.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
For ones another thanks.

Speaker 4 (05:53):
I have no desire to have viewers, and as I've learned,
I don't care viewers or viewers are optional.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
I'm doing some times I do have a switch. Yeah, ude, you.

Speaker 5 (06:01):
Should play the Pokemon games on there.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
Yeah, but then I'd be dumb shit nerdy. Well, I
have Pokemon snapped and do one on there.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
That's good.

Speaker 4 (06:11):
Not as good as the first one.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
Excuse me, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (06:17):
He's just running his mouth. Now let's get into this
Mike first match up.

Speaker 5 (06:22):
We got the one seed Pikachu against sixteen seed Arcanine.

Speaker 4 (06:26):
I'm gonna stand on business base on what my children said.
Both of my children, who like Pikachu said Arcannine is
way fucking cuter, so they both.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
He is. It's a giant kitty cat. No, it's a
giant dog.

Speaker 4 (06:44):
Okay, it's a giant dog.

Speaker 5 (06:48):
Even if you didn't know what it was, you couldn't
read that name and figure out that it's a dog.

Speaker 4 (06:54):
It's got nine tails, Arcannine, No, that's.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
Nine tails, that's idiot.

Speaker 4 (07:01):
Which one is licked tongue? Where's that?

Speaker 3 (07:07):
Where's that one? On?

Speaker 4 (07:08):
Here?

Speaker 3 (07:08):
Is he on? Here?

Speaker 4 (07:10):
I wish is lick tongue on this thing? Then, you're
this thing stupid. I want out, please please, I'll go
first Arkadine, Mike.

Speaker 5 (07:22):
Arkanine is actually very cool, certainly not cuter than Pikachu,
though he's more majestic than he is cute. Uh, but Pika.
I gotta go Pikachu. He's the face of the franchise,
he's the icon. Without him, it was probably popular. So Pikachu.

Speaker 4 (07:39):
Mm hmm, that's disgusting.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
I love Arkandine so much. Pick pussy. Nobody wants Superman
who did the seating?

Speaker 1 (07:50):
I agree with Mike, though it's Pikachu.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
I'm sorry, Longo, it's obviously Kine.

Speaker 8 (07:57):
Pikachu is an albatross ass because he doesn't want the
ball hold the back.

Speaker 4 (08:03):
The first game. That's a great point.

Speaker 6 (08:06):
The ball you get is worth it. Uh can be defensive, he's.

Speaker 4 (08:13):
Yeah, you're starting to lose me almost. I almost instinctively
panted you, Colin.

Speaker 9 (08:21):
I think if you ask any random person on the streets,
even Pokemon, they're probably gonna say Pikachu.

Speaker 7 (08:26):
So you gotta go with Pikachu.

Speaker 4 (08:27):
That's stupid. I think everybody stupid.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
Great.

Speaker 5 (08:30):
I also disagree that Pikachu is and albatross to ask,
he's way stronger than any right you ever could be.

Speaker 4 (08:37):
Let me tell you something, See how many years that
take him to win a championship finally because of that albatross.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
It's not why because he's.

Speaker 4 (08:44):
Like Mike tom got He's like Mike Tomlin. Dude, when
is he won?

Speaker 3 (08:49):
L it was?

Speaker 5 (08:49):
It was horrible coaching slash management on.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
Yeah, one McCarthy, that cute cat, the cute cat r
K nine spoiled again.

Speaker 5 (09:04):
Let's go, uh the eight seed Mew against the nine seed.

Speaker 4 (09:11):
Both my kids are not fans. They said me by
a fucking landslide.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (09:19):
Golam is cool, It's a gigantic fucking rock, but me
is one of the all time fuckings.

Speaker 4 (09:28):
Like tongue didn't make it on because you had to
get a gollum in here.

Speaker 5 (09:32):
This is one mew the uh like the tail attached
to him and what you would have to do to
be able to catch him in the original Pokemon games
was like the stuff of legend at school, Like everybody's like,
you gotta go here and you gotta talk to this guy, and.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
They gotta fly here, shut the up and just make it.

Speaker 5 (09:50):
They absolutely did. I'm not the one that got my
ass feed every day like you.

Speaker 4 (09:55):
I did. It's not my if I said, that's not true, Mango,
I think.

Speaker 10 (10:06):
But you can learn every in the game. There's a
nice personality, Colin, welcome.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
You as well.

Speaker 7 (10:17):
You can have you too without you.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
That's good logic. That's a point.

Speaker 4 (10:22):
I hate your logic so far at that point, can
you have unrealistic expectations of Pokemon or on the form?
Can you get like outlandish with your picks please? Colin?

Speaker 9 (10:30):
Yeah, when we get to a pick that I don't
want to use, use I also would say you who
are you?

Speaker 3 (10:36):
Won?

Speaker 4 (10:37):
Good? There you go.

Speaker 5 (10:39):
Five seed babs, five seed babs against the twelve seed.

Speaker 4 (10:43):
Lu Carrio, I came to find out, is named after Lucius,
the Satanic character.

Speaker 3 (10:50):
I thought it was named after it's named for the devil.

Speaker 4 (10:54):
Okay, and thus, as a child of the good Lord above,
I'm making the sign of the cross name of the Father,
the Son in the Holy Spirit. I'm a religious man.
Now I'm going with Bulbs, who looks like a cute little,
fat little kitty cat.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
With him look like a kitty cat. He looks like
a fat little dinosaur.

Speaker 4 (11:12):
How did.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
Bulbs bulbasaur, green, kitty cat? Everything looks like.

Speaker 5 (11:24):
So I'll just put this.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
Out there right now.

Speaker 5 (11:27):
If a Pokemon comes up and he's not from the
first two fucking generations.

Speaker 3 (11:30):
I ain't voting for him no matter what. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (11:33):
That's the stance we're taking today.

Speaker 5 (11:36):
I don't know who the fuck Lucario is. Never seen him.
When I saw I was on this list, I didn't
even bother looking him up because I'm not voting for him.
Bulbasre greatest Pokemon of all time? Number one on my heart,
number one on that chart.

Speaker 4 (11:50):
God, you're such a dork. Where'd you agree that.

Speaker 3 (11:52):
I made it up? No, you didn't.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
I never heard.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
Definitely, I'm googling it right now.

Speaker 4 (11:58):
What was it? Number one in the heart, number on
the chart?

Speaker 5 (12:01):
Because I think of the poster that I had of
all the original one fifty one Pokemon, he's number one.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (12:09):
It's literally a song in my heart about one of
my heart, and there are two number one hits the
billboard talking about her, these dreams and alone it's about heart.
You are such a coward, dude. You are never talked
about Bulbo. Yeah, you're right, because they were fucking losers.
Let's it's that you're.

Speaker 8 (12:36):
You have a lot of very good Pokemon, and the
generation has a great Pokemon and Pokemon.

Speaker 4 (12:44):
I can tell you this is this is a leftist Pokemon.
This is He's a Pokemon leftist.

Speaker 5 (12:50):
He said, mister mind is a pedophile.

Speaker 4 (12:52):
Listen, listen, listen. No, no way that you could prove that.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
I think the odds are good.

Speaker 4 (12:59):
Yea you ass Oh my god?

Speaker 3 (13:03):
Oh okay, what was that?

Speaker 4 (13:06):
What was it?

Speaker 3 (13:06):
Pick though, I.

Speaker 4 (13:09):
Will go to Cao.

Speaker 6 (13:10):
Yeah, no, through friendship from Riol.

Speaker 4 (13:15):
Oh my god, Colin mm hmm.

Speaker 7 (13:18):
Yeah, I'm with Mike here.

Speaker 9 (13:19):
I'm not going to ever deviate from one to fifty one,
especially a one to fifty one starter. So going to Bulbostar.

Speaker 4 (13:26):
Yep, wow, powerfully good choice.

Speaker 5 (13:28):
Next one, Uh, the BG pick I did not pick.

Speaker 4 (13:33):
It didn't matter.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
Please stop giving b G because he's got good insight.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
Yeah, Bulbosor easily one of the greatest Pokemon of all time.
The three starters were excellent choices. There's three of the
cutest of all time, anything ever that's ever existed. I
want them all in my life.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
Lucario very cool, one.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
Of my favorite of the newer Pokemon. It's not from
the Red Blue games. Mike, you gotta play some super
Smash bearers though the car, isn't it.

Speaker 5 (13:56):
I have not played like the new restaur time to
step up.

Speaker 4 (14:00):
Supersplash bros Are for the worst kind of nerds.

Speaker 3 (14:03):
No, it is.

Speaker 4 (14:04):
It is super Slash. If you tell me you're a
super Smash pro enthusiast, I immediately.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
Like YouTube channel over here. I did, I do have
the Nickelodeon version of Smash.

Speaker 4 (14:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (14:19):
Here's the thing. It's because everybody knows how to like
button mash and knows exactly how to doution, and it
makes it not fun for you because to be good
at it, you have to just commit your life to it,
and you become an unbearable piece of ship. So that's
why BJ is the way it is. Next matchup, four.

Speaker 5 (14:32):
Seed Gangar against the thirteen seed jiggly Puff.

Speaker 4 (14:35):
Okay, I have a direct quote here. Oh oh, I
really like them. Both both kids said this exact same.
I really like them. Both both were visibly upset that
this was a fucking first round matchup, both of which
were trying to figure out how to ask why this
was the first round matchup. I explained to them seeding

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and how you BJ were the one who fucked him over.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
It's random.

Speaker 4 (15:01):
That's not what they said. They said your they said something.
They did say slurs. Then I couldn't stop.

Speaker 11 (15:05):
What was was their final decision Gangar.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
So that's what I'm going with is cute.

Speaker 4 (15:12):
LUs Stevens said jiggly Puff very cute, love the love
the singing, but she Gangar is her favorite. So and
by the way, that change, kids change all the time,
so maybe they'll be both. It was Bulbs over four
now it's Gangar, and Donnie went with Gangar because I
think he just he loves his sister.

Speaker 5 (15:30):
So Gangar for me, Mike uh, I like both. I
will say jiggly Puff was very fun in the cartoon
and jiggily Puff is one of the best things in
the original Pokemon Snap where you gotta capture you hit
like a certain thing with the pester ball enough times
and it like does a concert. So I do like that,

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but I think Gangar is a much cooler looking Pokemon.
I think like Jigglypuff's more like for the little kid kids.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
With Gangar, when you get.

Speaker 5 (16:01):
A little bit older, you're like, this dude's pretty fucking badass.

Speaker 4 (16:07):
I also like how they all kind of are a
little bit. I'm not going to use the specific word,
but they'll only say their own names, so they're kind
of special in that way, which I think is kind
of cute too, you know, I mean, like you, I
was just like like Tim you know what I mean,
like Tim Bay and south Park, just like same idea

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here for.

Speaker 3 (16:31):
Your company if you did do that some of the
just though, yeah, well not the good ones.

Speaker 4 (16:39):
Mango Jing is my third favorite Pokemon, so it's gonna
be Colin.

Speaker 9 (16:48):
Ganger's got some really cool trading cards. I don't think
Julie Puff has any.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
Stop.

Speaker 7 (16:57):
Yeah, I gotta go Gangar And.

Speaker 3 (16:59):
That's all the important. It's right there. Please let me
talk at the end.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
Julie Puff was also cool in the original Super Smash Bros.

Speaker 4 (17:07):
Oh my god, you like sucking on people and getting
him You're tummy. I'll be Kirby.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
They do have a similar look.

Speaker 5 (17:16):
I'll give you that.

Speaker 4 (17:18):
Ganger is also one like I like, the one that
sucks on everybody and just swallows.

Speaker 5 (17:23):
I do love the Kirby games.

Speaker 4 (17:25):
Ye advantage of a lot of yeah, yeah, that is true.
Jim Puff lulls you to sleep like he's like some
sort of rapist Kevin's Kevin Spacey over here.

Speaker 5 (17:38):
It's a verbal mickey that they slip into your dress.

Speaker 4 (17:42):
Yea verbal Let's go to the next one please.

Speaker 12 (17:45):
She's like falling asleep on a White Guys slumber party,
dicks on your face.

Speaker 5 (17:51):
All right, sixteen snorl acts against eleven seed jolty On.

Speaker 4 (17:57):
I don't know what the fuck of Joltyon is, but
both of my children compares snore Lax to myself, and
I say to them, all ignorant, all ignorant for that.
But I'm going to store relax Mike.

Speaker 5 (18:09):
No like, because then snore laves like. Eventually it becomes
very useful.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
Donnie never does well, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (18:17):
You have to throw apples at him and he wakes
up and pissed off.

Speaker 7 (18:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
Uh. I like all the evolutions.

Speaker 5 (18:26):
Jolt is one of them, of course, but SnO Relax
is undoubtedly one of the greatest Pokemon of all time,
and one of the best things in the original Pokemon
game boy games was going around and then you just
run into a fucking snorl Axe block on your way
to go to the next route, and you gotta either
kill it, yep.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
I gotta wake it up with the pokey flue. That's true.

Speaker 4 (18:48):
You called it. You play with its pokey flue. Oh yeah,
I played on Holy Ship. I wake up too.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
You put your lips of the pokey flute and.

Speaker 4 (18:56):
Blow and blow right, you like that girl from Ah
put your overhead.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
Longo. You're a monster, but you're also up, Donny who
before I said, snore? Relax man, a big fat okay?

Speaker 6 (19:13):
Uh right, is the sixth best evolution out of the eight.

Speaker 4 (19:21):
That is a wildly strong opinion. And somewhere my daughter
Lucy is like, great stuff great. She hates she hates
that I can't get them all right. She's like, Dad,
this is flairy on?

Speaker 3 (19:33):
Duh Do you figure out the one.

Speaker 5 (19:35):
That looks like fire would be flairy on?

Speaker 3 (19:38):
Tony thought Arkan was a cat. You know. I can't even.

Speaker 4 (19:43):
Colin really want to Banglapore for some reason. I don't know,
bang huge and the huge huge in the what's it called?
What's that furry community?

Speaker 7 (19:55):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 3 (19:58):
Let's go on, because all right, he relaxed, Colin.

Speaker 7 (20:03):
Yeah, I'll relex with this one.

Speaker 4 (20:05):
Okay, good everybody else, next one?

Speaker 5 (20:10):
Three burying them three seed against the three seed ev
against the fourteen seed Doug Trio.

Speaker 4 (20:19):
Uh, listen, this is gonna shock you here. Lucy went ev.
Donny thought dog Trio looked like poop and thought it
was hilarious.

Speaker 5 (20:29):
Pos I think dog Teo looks like three dongs popping
out of the.

Speaker 4 (20:33):
Ground, and for that reason, I also voted Doug Trio.
We voted Ev out. Lucy was devastated here early.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
But oh wow, so I'm going do Pokemon.

Speaker 4 (20:44):
Yep, and he got voted out by three seth rowlind
S Dongs.

Speaker 5 (20:49):
Mike, Uh, dog Trio is cool, but I actually I
like Diggling a lot more than dog Cho because it's
more Trio is more like evil. Ev is like one
of the most important Pokemon. That is because you have
all the evolutions. You could use all the stones and
and get different Pokemon that way. And in Pokemon Yellow,

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when you start, you go against Ev because that's who
your opponent, Gary or whatever you want to name them.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
It's their starter Pokemon dumb ass.

Speaker 5 (21:22):
Yeah, it's the legendary Pokemon Ago.

Speaker 6 (21:27):
Uh, who's this again?

Speaker 3 (21:29):
EV and dub Trio.

Speaker 5 (21:32):
You guys, you name Gary dumbass and your.

Speaker 6 (21:35):
Yeah, so I hit my grandson dumb ass.

Speaker 4 (21:40):
That's funny as if my grandfather called me too. Uh.

Speaker 6 (21:47):
You guys need to look up the low in version
of trio.

Speaker 4 (21:51):
And that's hilarious.

Speaker 8 (21:54):
About do trio because you were a scrub and struggling
with head of serge. You go catch you with trio though,
like level thirty three in.

Speaker 4 (22:01):
That cave, Colin, I can't unbelievable. Shut the fuck up, everybody. Colin.

Speaker 9 (22:09):
My puppies named ev, so gotta go ev Wow.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
Puppy. That's huge information. Two to two. He is uh,
bad dog, bad dog?

Speaker 7 (22:19):
No, no, best dog.

Speaker 4 (22:21):
Not bad dog, Get a real dog, Get a cat.
If you want to kick dog out sized.

Speaker 3 (22:25):
Did you win ARC and get a cat? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (22:27):
Yeah, dummy.

Speaker 3 (22:30):
Actually I don't know the different.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
Well, well, finally relevant, finally fourteen years welcome down to this.

Speaker 3 (22:39):
I agree with Mike.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
I was always a big lit person, not so much
Doug Trio. Definitely not the Alullean Doug Trio. That's a
terrible pokemon. Evie is one of the cutest of all time. Mike,
you shoul definitely look up the a lol inductrio. Ev
is one of the cubest of all time. I love
ev like Mike. Seven volves into all the different evolutions,

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and they kept expanding that you have to go ev Sorry, Dian,
what the funk?

Speaker 5 (23:05):
Why does the allola inductory have hair?

Speaker 3 (23:08):
It's so weird?

Speaker 5 (23:11):
Al Right, Evy advances, uh seven seed against the ten seed?
Nine tails?

Speaker 4 (23:20):
Do I do? I remember what this thing looks like?

Speaker 3 (23:23):
Is this the is this the the lock?

Speaker 4 (23:28):
Like the electric bird? This Electric bird got it. We
ended up deciding on zap does. I forget how voting
went here. I think that, you know, I think that
Eve was getting a little bit of a fucking We're
starting to get a little tired of ev at this
point because it's dumb shiit evolutions and all that ship
has nothing to do with nine tails?

Speaker 3 (23:47):
Is the horse right with the box Man? This ship sucks.

Speaker 4 (23:54):
I'm going zap dos because my family said so. And
I remember why, Mike, is that.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
This is cool?

Speaker 5 (24:00):
All the o g legendary birds are cool, for sure,
but there's something about nine tails that is just It
is very majestic. One of the most beautiful Pokemon of
all time. If you think about it, if a Pokemon
is real, what would you want it to look like?

Speaker 3 (24:15):
Huge beautiful dog?

Speaker 4 (24:17):
Yeah, to crack the eggs and ship come on.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
You crack the eggs.

Speaker 4 (24:21):
Yeah. In the in the game Pokemon Snap Mango. Yeah.

Speaker 12 (24:28):
A lot of people are pretty fine fond of nine
tails too, up to a garnivar and low honey, you
a freak. I'm gonna go is that it's an excellent
defensive type, made it a useful pivot in the OGU format.

Speaker 4 (24:44):
There's so much to hate about that whole situation, Colin,
go no, no, no, shut the up, shut the funk up.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
Mmmm.

Speaker 9 (24:55):
It's probably the hardest one on the ones we've had.
Love legendary birds, but nine times it can grow on
only for for a little bit, and we haven't had
an upset yet, So I'm gonna go nine tails.

Speaker 4 (25:05):
The seeding doesn't matter. I've been told a million it.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
Matters random bj.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
I agree that the legendary birds are very cool, but
nine tails is always one of my favorite of Bulpe's
very cute No I'm not, I'm not.

Speaker 4 (25:24):
I gotta tell you're not by you screaming that you're not.
I didn't scream it, he's kind of discreamed it.

Speaker 5 (25:30):
The two seed mewtwo against the fifteen seed mealth.

Speaker 3 (25:33):
Okay, those two names are like almost the same. Okay,
so really you're right about that.

Speaker 4 (25:40):
So the truth is both of my children found this
one very difficult. Well, they sent me two thick. They
both actually voted for me Mouth because the Mouth is
incredibly funny and he's a big part of the show.

(26:01):
So both of them have come to like the show.

Speaker 5 (26:03):
You know, that's a cat.

Speaker 4 (26:05):
That is a cat. I got that from the mouth.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
Part of it. We don't know if you get it.
I will say that.

Speaker 4 (26:14):
Bark that was I was confused about Bark, but Mialfa
got that one. So yeah, we went in theuth because
he's very funny. And also Lucy remembered that when you
hit him with the apple in the in Pokemon Snap,
he does a spin thing and falls down and you
get good pictures.

Speaker 3 (26:33):
Of him falling out. Yeah, that is true.

Speaker 4 (26:36):
My kids are marks for that game because I haven't
and I'm like playing all you want. I don't give
a ship.

Speaker 3 (26:41):
That's a great thing though.

Speaker 4 (26:42):
It's a great game.

Speaker 3 (26:46):
So is great.

Speaker 5 (26:48):
He's obviously one of the biggest characters in the original
Pokemon series and the only one that can actually like
talk regular words. Seth Kin like I was gonna say
you two through his fucking powerful mind can also communicate.
Uh So as much as I like the mewtwo was
like the basically the main part of the original Pokemon

(27:11):
movie Witch. If you were a fucking Pokemon fan as
a kid at that time, there was nothing bigger that
ever happened in your goddamn life to that point, then
the Pokemon It's.

Speaker 3 (27:26):
Care.

Speaker 5 (27:26):
I didn't care about the come stand address. I cared
about what fucking mewtwo was gonna do and almost killed Ash,
But then I never saw his ways mewtwo. And also
in fucking the Pokemon video game, after you beat the
Elite four, you gotta go and you can catch mewtune.
You can add him to your team level seventy right
off the fucking back.

Speaker 4 (27:46):
Mewtwo incredible idiot Mango.

Speaker 8 (27:52):
Uh taught me that the circumstances that ones of birth
are irrelevant, and then.

Speaker 4 (27:57):
You do it a lot that determines who you are.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
Figure kicking me out for real?

Speaker 4 (28:03):
Real, that just made my dick so soft. You saying
that that's such a you're such a communist, Colin?

Speaker 5 (28:10):
Was your dick getting hard at some point during.

Speaker 4 (28:11):
This talk about he's talking about plowing nine tails. You
keep showing me Doug Trio being three dicks Colin.

Speaker 9 (28:30):
This wouldn't really even be in the consideration if wasn't
one team Rocket mm hmm, but.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
Yeah he is.

Speaker 4 (28:40):
I like, yeah, we go.

Speaker 3 (28:42):
The fact a big deal.

Speaker 5 (28:44):
Another thing to considered. There's only one mewtwo. There's millions
in the Alps.

Speaker 7 (28:48):
It is. It is mewtwo, so you gotta go mewtwo.

Speaker 4 (28:51):
That's dumb. All of your relevant picks the next one.

Speaker 3 (28:59):
Yeah, thanks, awesome, Mike.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
One of the coolest things was when Metwoe was announced
for Super Smash Bros.

Speaker 7 (29:07):
Melee.

Speaker 3 (29:08):
He was awesome in that game.

Speaker 4 (29:11):
You say, I'm not the reason nobody shows up one.
Your dumb shit nerve talk to alienates people. Nobody cares
about this.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
The game stuff is usually our best turnouts, all right.

Speaker 5 (29:23):
Mewtune is one on the other side of the breck,
the one seed Charizard against the sixteen seed Tyrannatar.

Speaker 3 (29:30):
The one from Rats No, that's a rectar.

Speaker 5 (29:36):
Tarizard is the one from Big Johnny's bedroom.

Speaker 4 (29:39):
Though, Push on Fire.

Speaker 5 (29:44):
I think I think you lost the voice ever since.

Speaker 3 (29:47):
He that's good. Yeah, yeah, that's good for us.

Speaker 4 (29:51):
It's probably it's probably best for all of us. Charizard
was the reason I started stealing Pokemon cards trying to
make a book, trying to make himuck a hard book,
because you can just walk into it. It was like
it was like a Wild West. I could walk into
a card shot. They'd be like, where'd you get this?
Or I like, I don't like cool whatever, here's five dollars.

Speaker 3 (30:14):
Definitely get more.

Speaker 4 (30:15):
Not sure not not the folded cons though, had it
spoke of my bike like.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
It it's really stupid, like your make a picture sounds fucking.
I'm not looking up he looks.

Speaker 4 (30:29):
Fuck, it looks stupid.

Speaker 3 (30:32):
I'm gonna say this.

Speaker 5 (30:32):
The reason that Tyrannatar is in here primarily is because lobbied. Okay,
but I will say Tyrannatar is a very cool Pokemon.
I'm mostly a Gen one guy, but I also like
Gen two because I played Pokemon Silver and Gold.

Speaker 3 (30:48):
It looks like a ship ass Godzilla, what have we
even talking?

Speaker 5 (30:50):
I was rolling with Tyranntar for sure in second gen.
But Charizard is besides Pikachu, I think the most well known,
popular beloved Pokemon on there is, and he was great
in the Freeing cartoon too. When listen as because Ash
was as trainer char.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (31:08):
Well that was because Tarzar wasn't originally his Pokemon.

Speaker 8 (31:12):
He was another trainer and he didn't have enough badges
to tame them.

Speaker 4 (31:18):
Say your bit and move the funk on, please.

Speaker 3 (31:20):
All right?

Speaker 8 (31:21):
Tyrae is hard coolest ship eats the mountains when he's hungry.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (31:26):
Some of the Sandstorm, who is top tier for several
generations of Pokemon, but even I am.

Speaker 8 (31:32):
Hard pressed to pick that. Lately, he's been more of
the mascot than Pikachu. He had two mega evolutions Anta
Gigantom mask form, which kind of crazy.

Speaker 3 (31:44):
T is my number one.

Speaker 6 (31:46):
N one pick him because he deserves history.

Speaker 9 (31:51):
Colin, even to this day, that is the card to have.

Speaker 7 (31:55):
So charge.

Speaker 4 (31:59):
And black Fleet. Yes, Chars with culture nice. It's his credit.
His credit score is marketably slower, unbelievable.

Speaker 5 (32:14):
Like that eight seed Onyx against the nine seed Champ.

Speaker 4 (32:19):
I looked up the chimp. It looks like fucking BJ
if you try to do steroids ONX is a cool
rock snake. Dude. If the head, if the head of
my dick had a fucking head, it would look like this.
It wouldn't whatever, dude, it just would be the head.
I didn't see how many balls that had bind, but
I'm just saying it's got the head was.

Speaker 5 (32:38):
There, Mike, Is that is that a vote for Onyx?

Speaker 4 (32:42):
Honestly, my whole family voted Onyx as well. They just
thought we do at this point. We looked up the
pictures and they're like, oh, rock Snake.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
Yes, okay, uh, Ox is school.

Speaker 5 (32:54):
He was an important figure in the show because he
was one of Brocks Pokemon. But I mean to me,
you look at him, the Champ is cooler. He's got
all those fucking arms. He's Jack to the fucking gills.

Speaker 4 (33:10):
You're also Bonds fan, This makes a lot of sense.

Speaker 3 (33:13):
Yeah, hell yeah, absolutely of all time and Champ one
of the greatest Pokemon all the time. Going to Champ.

Speaker 8 (33:22):
Cool uh mangot kind of whack like its cold looking,
but he's not good.

Speaker 3 (33:29):
That is kind of.

Speaker 7 (33:32):
Dope.

Speaker 6 (33:32):
Ship has to wear that power belt so his muscles explode.

Speaker 4 (33:36):
So Colin going on shout out brock shot Brock bj
shot out Brocer going with the steroid addict.

Speaker 3 (33:49):
Not lessener by the way, Oh.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
Yeah a lot when brock lesnar kind of reminds me
of like Champ. Yeah exactly, And it was really cool
to have a you know, it's three evolution Pokemon. You
get to you finally get them a champ and he's
the champion.

Speaker 3 (34:04):
He's so cool, long champ.

Speaker 5 (34:06):
You got such a loser's such a yeah, you lose versus.
Then there's a choke choke on and then there's a champ.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
And they got because.

Speaker 4 (34:19):
That that max evolution or whatever he was saying.

Speaker 5 (34:23):
Okay, the champion advances five seed squirrel against the twelve
seed garrett Os. Mm hmm.

Speaker 4 (34:31):
Garretts is the is that the locks monsters.

Speaker 5 (34:36):
The long ass Yeah, kind of, he's like a long
a well Lappris was might be more like Garretts is
a long ass water dragon.

Speaker 3 (34:47):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 4 (34:48):
Okay, Laptose is the one that I was thinking of.
Lappers Laptose, what's the one, the one that's in the water.
You guys take pictures. If you take the first picture,
Pokemon stops one and if you go to the next one,
if you take successful picture, the first one to show up,
do that one successfully, get the third one? Three show
up and then like one gets real close to you.

(35:08):
If you get all the pictures, did you not know
that secret?

Speaker 3 (35:13):
I have no idea you're talking about. I don't remember
that secret came out. Shut the fun.

Speaker 4 (35:19):
You haven't played this since then N sixty four, No,
it's been a while since I played that N sixty four.

Speaker 3 (35:25):
You doch.

Speaker 4 (35:27):
Girroo's is cool as ship actually going to my thing
right here? Uh we had Geirrido's over. They love.

Speaker 3 (35:37):
Cool as ship.

Speaker 5 (35:38):
I will say he is Guarros is very cool.

Speaker 4 (35:42):
His face looks like a Chinese dragon.

Speaker 5 (35:44):
It's very It's actually very rewarding to get a picture
of him in Pokemon Snap because you gotta likes theall
you gotta throw him into like the whirlpool and ship
and like do all this ship for him to actually
jump out of the waterfall kind of and he turns
a worthless Pokemon Magic cards into one of the best.

(36:06):
All that being said, the Squirrele is one of the
most adorable fucking Pokemon of all time. He's one of
the starters, so special place in my heart. Uh hit
Ashes Squirrele was awesome. And don't forget in the show
The Squirrels Squad, a squirrel with fucking sunglasses on. Nothing
cooler than that.

Speaker 4 (36:25):
So much that whatever Mango.

Speaker 8 (36:30):
Garrettess is cool because It's like the Chinese legend of
the car swimming upstream and then at Prince is Barry
walking up turns to a majestic dragon, and you get
this level you got.

Speaker 4 (36:42):
Yeah, call it? Yes that wild?

Speaker 3 (36:52):
Are you going Garretts? Squirrel?

Speaker 6 (36:55):
I'm going Garrets.

Speaker 4 (36:57):
I hate you sometimes for real, Colin save me.

Speaker 9 (37:04):
I really want to go Girdo's, but I can't go
against the starter.

Speaker 7 (37:07):
So when Squirrele.

Speaker 3 (37:11):
Bg to decide it.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
Yeah, Gary is very cool, but I mean there are
a few things cuter that's ever existed.

Speaker 3 (37:19):
In the world of anything. Then Squirrele. Yep, and he's
a starter. It's it's not even like a question.

Speaker 4 (37:28):
No, I like turtles, Squirredle, he's I know, he's by
far the worst.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
They're all three are incredible, Yeah, and he's the worst
of them.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
No. Three incredible to me, Squirtle is the second best starter.
But that's just me.

Speaker 5 (37:44):
Uh, four seed Charmander against the thirteen seed Alazam.

Speaker 4 (37:49):
Alec exam is. Oh that's okay.

Speaker 3 (37:53):
I's gonna tell you.

Speaker 4 (37:54):
Yeah, Charmander advanced because Lucy and Donny like Charmander. But
I just want to go on the record, Bro's got
a killer mustache and moroccas. This dude, he's got moroccas
that he needs fucking credit for his They are moroccas
I'm looking at He's got a killer mustache.

Speaker 3 (38:16):
And Moroccas ice cream.

Speaker 4 (38:19):
I finally went for Charmander instead, though, like cowards.

Speaker 5 (38:24):
Alexander's really cool, great look, and he if you get
like a level of Alkazam, he's fucking dominant and hard
to beat.

Speaker 3 (38:33):
But back to the starters.

Speaker 5 (38:35):
Man, if we got Baba store advance and we got
Squirrel advancing, it would be wrong to hold back Charmander.

Speaker 3 (38:40):
We're going Charmander, not even.

Speaker 4 (38:42):
The best evolution, dude, not even the best version of himself.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
That's how good the chain is. Poo chain no, poo poo.

Speaker 1 (38:52):
Mm Mango, that's so true.

Speaker 6 (38:56):
I still want to kill that bastard that left Armand.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
Yes, that was gonna be my point.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
I felt so bad for him.

Speaker 12 (39:08):
Yeah, who guys get left acape for Alazan.

Speaker 5 (39:16):
We need to make a definitive statement at the.

Speaker 4 (39:21):
No. No, not all of us, only one of us.
This one guy just it's just Manga said.

Speaker 3 (39:26):
We to try to be inclusive.

Speaker 9 (39:27):
It's him Colin, very first Pokemon chosen game with Charmander.
So Tarmander all right, I agree.

Speaker 4 (39:38):
Unbelievable mustache man taking ls because you.

Speaker 3 (39:40):
You voted for Tarmander.

Speaker 5 (39:41):
By the way, sixth seed Articuno against the eleven seed
flay On.

Speaker 4 (39:50):
Articudo definitely sounds like an Italian restaurant in New York City.
That's fucking Larry's fir place. Ago Articulo was a blue bird,
also purple in this one picture for some reason.

Speaker 3 (40:06):
That's weird. See a picture of shining Uh.

Speaker 4 (40:13):
Later we took flarry on with a bullet here.

Speaker 5 (40:16):
Really, okay, I'm going again. I like the evolutions Flair,
it's cool. But article legendary bird. Strong argument can be
made that they're the best legendary bird. And you had
to go through helen Back to get an article in
the original Pokemon.

Speaker 4 (40:36):
A fire This is a fire cat, Dude, is a
fire cats.

Speaker 3 (40:40):
A fire Fox like the browser but anyways, good browser
like the browser. Uh.

Speaker 5 (40:48):
You had to go through helen Back again to get
article on the sea foam islands.

Speaker 4 (40:51):
You had to God, no one gives us ship, dude.

Speaker 5 (40:54):
You had to go through all these floors. You had
to move the boulders so that the current of the
water would take you a certain way. So yeah, it
was a big fucking deal to be able to get
Articuno in the game. I'm going Artcuno.

Speaker 8 (41:07):
Manga, all that work to get a bird that's four
times a week to rock, but he's still better than
play Around.

Speaker 3 (41:18):
I think that's a definitive statement.

Speaker 9 (41:22):
My favorite Pokemon out of all the generations, going kuno.

Speaker 3 (41:26):
Okay, all right.

Speaker 4 (41:27):
That's done. This is what a weird natsch fucking group
we got here, bj.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
Rock, I thought this was gonna be a flairy on,
almost a sweet I know about all this. I would
choose Flaryons probably my favorite evolution.

Speaker 4 (41:42):
Oh, Larry, It's like it's like when Tyson got knocked out.

Speaker 5 (41:50):
It's wild to see uh three seed dragon Night against
the fourteen seed Cubone.

Speaker 4 (41:56):
Okay, I want to go first here, I go first
Cube every time Cube, thank you. Good reference Cubones wearing
his dead mother's skull on his head. Okay, it's the
greatest backstory maybe of all time, of any character and anything. Okay,
dragon Kite. Do you do you ever see the wall
Burger show? Like they they the the Mark Wahlberg and

(42:19):
his like and they have the one really ugly brother
who they all are like really sad for because he
got none of the good jeans instead of can make
them have a burger shop.

Speaker 3 (42:29):
Dragonite.

Speaker 4 (42:30):
Dragon Knite is Charles really ugly looking special brother.

Speaker 5 (42:35):
No, don't do this. They're so different.

Speaker 4 (42:38):
So Cubone with a bullet like.

Speaker 5 (42:42):
Cubone, I like. I like the backstory. It's actually one
of the saddest fucking pokemon there is.

Speaker 4 (42:48):
It is the satst pokemon. It cray there's another one
wearing a mom's body part.

Speaker 5 (42:54):
You go to the tower with all the ghosts and
ship and there's bones in there too.

Speaker 3 (42:59):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (43:00):
Dragonite is one of the coolest and most powerful pokemon
there is. Like, will he four go against Lance? He's
throwing that Dragone at you, hitting you with fucking hyper beams.
He's like, is he where his mother's skull?

Speaker 3 (43:13):
Holy?

Speaker 5 (43:14):
Okay, okay, I could beat a cubone in fucking two seconds.

Speaker 4 (43:17):
Yeah, and then you feel guilty for the rest of
your life.

Speaker 3 (43:20):
You see that. Bring the Cubone with me.

Speaker 5 (43:23):
I'm bringing Dragonite with me.

Speaker 3 (43:25):
Dragone.

Speaker 4 (43:25):
Is there an evolution of Cubone?

Speaker 5 (43:27):
Yes, Merriuac is it wearing skull? It also has a
skull okay on its head.

Speaker 4 (43:36):
It's like growing into it. It's like a hermit as.

Speaker 3 (43:41):
Sense.

Speaker 8 (43:43):
You can breed a merriuac with a dinner and get
a cubone and the mom still be alive.

Speaker 6 (43:48):
There's not how many dead mothers do you think? Pokemons?

Speaker 4 (43:51):
A billion cubones? This isn't a nye. It's I'm gonna
tell I'm gonna tell you. I'm gonna step in for
a second. I was away for a second. Fuck you
Mango Colin.

Speaker 3 (44:03):
Wait, he's gotta make this official. Pick the one that's
not Cubo Dragon.

Speaker 9 (44:15):
Uh, never really cared for Dragon Nights. I'm going Cubane.

Speaker 3 (44:18):
Oh were tied up? Dj I love Dragon Knight.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
Donnie, who did your kids vote for towards the end?

Speaker 3 (44:30):
Oh? Cubone?

Speaker 4 (44:31):
Oh I'm I can't tell you. But just that's just
like Cuba makes a hell of a run. It's cute.
Both kids heard the story of Cubone and cried. So
they are like they are fully committed. They're like Donnie's like,
so when does the mom come back? And I was like, never, dude,
he's fucking wearing her head on his head.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
She's like He's like what I like.

Speaker 4 (44:55):
Mango. I'm gonna I'm gonna mute how YouTube you start
talking about Cuba right now?

Speaker 8 (45:00):
I like to pretend that Cubone is tengus gone like
one in the pouch.

Speaker 4 (45:08):
And then the little.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
I really do love Dragon Night, But for Donnie's kids,
I think in the first round we'll put over cubone,
thank you. So I don't think I stand a chance
against apparently.

Speaker 4 (45:22):
Yeah, dude, it's definitely not winning the whole thing like
he did in ours. None of these other ones made
my kids cry. And that's how we'll get We'll get
Cuba on a little run. Seven seeds, but it's very cute.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
Seven seed against the ten seed vaporion who apparently everyone
wants to fuck.

Speaker 5 (45:42):
Another legendary bird against the evolution.

Speaker 4 (45:45):
I will say this, this is my favorite, and honestly,
even even Lucy thought this was the best one. This
is this is the best picture you'd take in the
in Pokemon snap of.

Speaker 3 (45:58):
The flying across right on the bridge and.

Speaker 4 (46:01):
Like it blows up in the middle and then.

Speaker 5 (46:02):
Like it comes exactly like an egg, right.

Speaker 4 (46:05):
Yeah, right on the bridge and ship. It's great. And
if you don't break the egg and you just start
throwing fucking apples over you get like a million fucking
nine tails to take pictures of. It's wonderful. I got
all the secrets memorized that. Dude. I can't remember fucking
people's names who just sends me five seconds ago, But

(46:27):
I can tell you how to get fucking magmars to
fight and get the extra awesome pictures. Dude, I got dumb.
Ships are at the very end. No, I have not
a lot of memories. I just remember this one game,
Polygon stuck in the wall channel.

Speaker 3 (46:46):
Yeah, you should do that.

Speaker 4 (46:47):
Can I play in sixty four? How do I do that?

Speaker 6 (46:51):
He's done?

Speaker 4 (46:53):
Snap, let's go. I can play the new one. Maybe
we'll work it out. But moul trees Mike.

Speaker 3 (47:03):
I agree.

Speaker 5 (47:03):
I'm going is cool, But I gotta go to the
Legendary Bird.

Speaker 4 (47:09):
Uh mango. I got legendary bird Laporeon, got a body
that just won't and it's shining pink. Let's go.

Speaker 3 (47:18):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (47:18):
I don't know if that means Colin, save me.

Speaker 7 (47:22):
Let paper evolutions. So going legendary Bird.

Speaker 4 (47:26):
Oh, real quick, Colin, real quick, Colin legendary ner, Colin
real quick?

Speaker 3 (47:32):
Would you fuckpore?

Speaker 7 (47:36):
No comment?

Speaker 4 (47:42):
I'm gonna jump in answer that question. Yes, because if
I was any animal, I'd be going out of that animal,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (47:48):
I think we do.

Speaker 5 (47:49):
The only first gen Pokemon that would be acceptable the
funk would be Jinx or mister Mime.

Speaker 3 (47:57):
I think Rachel looking you resemble people I like.

Speaker 4 (48:02):
I like mister Mime. He's something about him. He kind
of you, he kind of thick. I don't know about that.

Speaker 3 (48:09):
Maybe he's only for adults. You can't. You don't know that, dude, You.

Speaker 6 (48:13):
Do you know Hypno's poked.

Speaker 3 (48:16):
He like hypnotizes a little.

Speaker 6 (48:17):
Children out of the village.

Speaker 5 (48:19):
You never wonder why Ash left home when he was
like eight years old.

Speaker 4 (48:24):
I don't know what the hell is going on? Because
are you making Pokemon a pedophile thing? Don't do that, please,
because now I can't let the kids do it.

Speaker 12 (48:30):
And then and then he had a chance with name
from all.

Speaker 4 (48:35):
Right, dude, I'm about to you good, you're fucking yeah.

Speaker 5 (48:39):
They definitely an What do you gotta say about this matchup?

Speaker 3 (48:43):
Make it stopped with a yeah? This is move on.

Speaker 5 (48:48):
Final matchup in the first round, the two seeds Blast
Toys against the fifteen seed Pig.

Speaker 3 (48:52):
Yeah. What are we doing here.

Speaker 4 (48:54):
This is the pigeon who, like you had to fight
a million times, will go through the grass. It's the
third version of okay regards, it's.

Speaker 5 (49:02):
Quite huge and majestic.

Speaker 4 (49:03):
Don't give it sucks assts is a giant.

Speaker 3 (49:08):
Cool turtle with fucking cannon.

Speaker 4 (49:12):
He's the original teenage mutant ninja.

Speaker 3 (49:14):
Turtle, the original, not the original. He's like after them,
the original turtles. Buddy, that's not last wins. Uh yeah,
Pigio is cool.

Speaker 5 (49:26):
I actually more partial to Pigiodo because he was an
ASHES party for so long.

Speaker 6 (49:33):
Even in like the seventh generation game. He's the Champions Final, which.

Speaker 4 (49:37):
Is okay, I'll make it work there makes sense to me.

Speaker 9 (49:41):
Okay, Colin Charis Aard would whoop that ass Chard.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
Let's go PJ.

Speaker 5 (49:50):
Next five seeds Squirt against the four seed Charmander.

Speaker 3 (49:53):
Battle of the Starters. I don't know the original games,
the covers, I don't.

Speaker 4 (50:00):
I don't think it's closed. I think Squirrel is way
cooler than Charmander. Plus we already have Charles Ard. Why
do I need two of these fucking dummies? Mike?

Speaker 5 (50:07):
I love both, and in a way I agree with
what DNA say. Is that like charmanders. Tars are not
really much point in that, because obviously stars are at
least squirtle, little dichotomy going there for the next round.
Someone squirtle, mango, squirdle may squirt.

Speaker 4 (50:31):
So much, Colin, I swear to God, the recorder goes
out when you do this. I'm gonna figure out here, Colin.

Speaker 7 (50:38):
I like turtles.

Speaker 4 (50:42):
We really pick them. Huh, we really pick them.

Speaker 3 (50:49):
I vote for charmander as my first starter. Love tarmander.

Speaker 4 (50:53):
But your picks that huse squirrel squirrels awesome, so cool.
Your pick didn't work, so it's great to see.

Speaker 3 (51:00):
I picked him. Not it worked.

Speaker 5 (51:02):
It was voted for the sixth seed Articleno against the
fourteen seed Cubone.

Speaker 4 (51:07):
Articuno seems to be like, you guys have just got
a weird heart on for this guy. I'm sorry, is
he wearing his mother's fucking skull? If the answers know,
then we're going Cubo Mike.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
It's like they're vey Porion, Donny, Mike don wants to
this bird.

Speaker 5 (51:25):
I'm fucking having.

Speaker 4 (51:26):
One right now. I'm thinking, Mike, Mike is Mike's trying
to find out a hold of fuck. So hard.

Speaker 3 (51:32):
He's like, I'm just gonna go back to it again
real quick. C for Islands.

Speaker 5 (51:36):
It's one of the most fucking horrible things you can
ever experience in the Pokemon games, trying to find your
way to Articuno.

Speaker 3 (51:43):
I gotta go with him.

Speaker 4 (51:44):
Yeah, And then the other one is cubone is cool
with is fucking like sad guy.

Speaker 3 (51:48):
No.

Speaker 5 (51:48):
But then when you get the article and you catch him,
it's like a huge fucking accomplishment.

Speaker 3 (51:53):
Yeah. Cool, you told everybody's school and they're like, shut up,
it's zero accomplished. Give me your brownie.

Speaker 8 (51:59):
First off, I forget you got to kill the keybonees
mom yourself and then raise that little.

Speaker 4 (52:04):
Bastard Colin unbelievable, Yeah, Colin fell you all right, Colin,
hold on.

Speaker 6 (52:17):
You guys, tell my daughter she can't have another milkshake.

Speaker 4 (52:20):
Listen, baby girl, Baby girl, listen, baby girl. It is
too late in the night for you to be having
that kind of sugary stuff, So you gottaus. You gotta
wait till tomorrow. She doesn't agree. She hit me.

Speaker 3 (52:34):
That was so creepy, you calling another child baby girl.

Speaker 1 (52:38):
Well, although you know baby girl, baby girl, that sounded
so horrible.

Speaker 4 (52:43):
I'm really good at telling kids no.

Speaker 3 (52:46):
No. I didn't like that at all.

Speaker 4 (52:48):
It's a good at telling little kids no. People are like, hey,
you can tell my kids.

Speaker 3 (52:52):
Lest her mind down over here. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (52:55):
Well I was about to start mining, and I realized
it was not gonna translate.

Speaker 3 (53:03):
Translate, no one was gonna see it.

Speaker 4 (53:06):
Colin.

Speaker 7 (53:08):
Sorry, I just my hair.

Speaker 9 (53:10):
Pause my wife, and I really don't want to her
knowing that I'm talking about Pokemon on Wednesday night.

Speaker 3 (53:15):
Why it's tuesday.

Speaker 4 (53:18):
What is the difference, man, I'm just if you're hiding
this kind of stuffy relationship is never gonna work.

Speaker 3 (53:24):
Man rings radio.

Speaker 5 (53:28):
From every we don't need dollar would fucking parenting and
giving relationship.

Speaker 4 (53:33):
These are good fucking facts. Dude, You're welcome.

Speaker 7 (53:38):
Bracket his name best Pokemon ever, so.

Speaker 3 (53:44):
Two b J.

Speaker 4 (53:45):
It's Articho though.

Speaker 3 (53:52):
Bone. I didn't think it would calm down to me.
This is cubon'story.

Speaker 4 (53:57):
Let's go. It's just not even He's got a little.

Speaker 3 (54:04):
Sanstru is one of my favorite Pokemon.

Speaker 4 (54:06):
Is not like very cute. You could have just done
all the Pokemon from but I would have been what
about the grass? What about the great no from from Snap?
What about the grass cutting one cither.

Speaker 3 (54:19):
That was cool.

Speaker 4 (54:20):
Ship looking.

Speaker 3 (54:22):
Very cool.

Speaker 4 (54:26):
My second favorite Pokemon.

Speaker 7 (54:30):
Cool too.

Speaker 5 (54:31):
Uh. Seven seed Maultras against the two seed blast Toys.

Speaker 4 (54:34):
I mean, turtle with guns is real cool. But that
bird was like very majestic looking. I loved it, So
I'm gonna go with that.

Speaker 5 (54:47):
You want Moultrees, absolutely not. I'm sorry, that's ridiculous. Blaster
Big one of the biggest bad asses in all the Pokemon.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
Donnie, have you ever heard the song what's the I'll
sendse you?

Speaker 4 (55:02):
Oh? No, all right, so I mango.

Speaker 3 (55:12):
Sorry.

Speaker 8 (55:12):
I was trying to find the picture of glass toyots
in a suit in the game Cooking min Unite.

Speaker 6 (55:17):
It's really good. I'm going blast boys, even though we
already got a square.

Speaker 3 (55:23):
Colin. Yeah, what the fuck, guys, blast oys.

Speaker 5 (55:27):
It's not them going against each other, so it's okay, yay.

Speaker 4 (55:31):
Yeah, yeah, that's right. As a good perspective, we're in.

Speaker 3 (55:36):
The Elite eight.

Speaker 5 (55:37):
It's the one seed Pikachu against the five seed Bulbasar.

Speaker 4 (55:41):
Okay, we had you versus Bulbasar here, but both kids
and me were unanimous with Bulbazor going over. My kids
bounced Pikachu in the first round. I would be remiss
if I didn't go Bulbasor here. I know Pikachi use
the face. I know Pikachuo's all you gotta gotta gotta

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Bulb is flat out cuter. Bottom line, Mike.

Speaker 3 (56:10):
Pikachu is the mascot.

Speaker 5 (56:12):
I think a strong argument could be made that Bob
could have and perhaps should have been the mascot.

Speaker 3 (56:18):
He's that good, couldn't get.

Speaker 4 (56:32):
Long cowards you have.

Speaker 6 (56:37):
And I go all there too because Pikachus.

Speaker 8 (56:40):
Oh, you don't take a shower with a Pokemon because
it might take a pika chow.

Speaker 4 (56:46):
I hate yourself, much like.

Speaker 9 (56:49):
Going with the face that runs the place Pikachum.

Speaker 3 (56:56):
I always was fascinating that.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
Charmander got its game Squirrel Guss game, and then fucking
Bubastre had to wait so long.

Speaker 5 (57:08):
He had one to start with, though, did he really?

Speaker 3 (57:11):
I didn't know about that, and you should have.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
One in America. I was a little fucked up, and
my b can get one. I thought Bubble is so cute.
As much as I love Pikachu, Bulbasore is a starter,
and to me, I think those three originals that bubblesour
is my favorite in that entire line. M hm m hm,
so I would vote for we.

Speaker 5 (57:31):
Are storming the field takes down the.

Speaker 3 (57:34):
One seed.

Speaker 4 (57:36):
That's a fifty. Now you can't do it.

Speaker 5 (57:39):
We waited and requisite amount of time before storming.

Speaker 4 (57:42):
Oh yeah, dude. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (57:44):
The officials are off the field.

Speaker 4 (57:46):
They put they run the clock like it's a fucking
pitch count in fucking baseball. Hey, they should do that.
Why why, I'll tell you right now. The school that
doesn't make it five fifty thousand dollars is starting that
ship right now.

Speaker 3 (57:59):
Sixty snore Relax against the two seed MEW two.

Speaker 11 (58:03):
I'm gonna say, Pannel the bone hemus, I'm gonna say
right now, I.

Speaker 4 (58:06):
Think MEW two is overrated. I think more fun.

Speaker 5 (58:10):
I'm relax, Mike, big meaty men slapping men relax, and
MEW two.

Speaker 3 (58:17):
Yeah, believe me.

Speaker 5 (58:19):
I fucking love snore Relax, absolutely awesome. But again, snore Relax.
Practically there's more than one snorelax, although in the game
there's really not, but you two just in the Pokemon universe,
one of a kind the movie.

Speaker 3 (58:36):
I can't go against it, man, I can't. Longo came
in with them. Mm hmm, alright.

Speaker 6 (58:44):
MEW two taught me that the circumstances, the ones that
determine who you are.

Speaker 3 (58:51):
But wow, I'll go snortlacts here.

Speaker 4 (59:00):
H you are so hiding this from your wife. Dude,
I'm so embarrassed for you, Like, get grow up.

Speaker 3 (59:06):
No more opinion since the wife.

Speaker 4 (59:08):
Yeah, that is wild, dude. You were like, oh god,
let me tell you about third grade. Nothing is said
like that got to be quiet.

Speaker 3 (59:20):
I would have voted from you two. I'm very upset.
That's my last one. Starlas one, Let's go.

Speaker 4 (59:25):
Nextel right, doesn't feels great? Feels great? Uh?

Speaker 3 (59:30):
The one seed Charisard gets a five seed squirrel.

Speaker 4 (59:34):
Squirtles cool, but we got blast toys down there. I
feel like pieces of it are gonna be a vote
off Cuba for no reason. Charles Art is better though,
so it is what it is.

Speaker 5 (59:46):
Love Squirtle, but uh, a few Pokemon ever encapsulated like
the meaning of Pokemon Mania, Like chars are having to
get that chars Ar card when you were a kid
that you're ripping backs. That's the card that you need
not to mention. He's cool as fun, so I'm going charge. Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:00:02):
We actually had Charles overs Girdos. Girdos had made a
dream run taken down Charmander as well.

Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
That we love stars so lost the charz On. He
lost the charge Ard.

Speaker 4 (01:00:14):
Yes it's chars r Cuba and in the final.

Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
Four charges are so strongest taking out war Pokemon left
and right.

Speaker 4 (01:00:21):
Here mm hmm, drying them up, which would only be possible.
Why I could just fire just dry up water?

Speaker 3 (01:00:32):
Right?

Speaker 4 (01:00:32):
I don't tell you speak.

Speaker 6 (01:00:35):
Well if you make it smarts hard.

Speaker 3 (01:00:36):
Why he's in the sun.

Speaker 6 (01:00:38):
And then he gives the solar beam?

Speaker 3 (01:00:40):
Holy?

Speaker 4 (01:00:41):
Should I gave up Mango?

Speaker 3 (01:00:44):
Wait? Just speaking?

Speaker 4 (01:00:47):
Yeah, but I just make a pick. He's just yelling words.
I'm looking for a pick.

Speaker 6 (01:00:51):
I'm going to give you a competitive And now I
think you said charge Colin.

Speaker 4 (01:00:57):
You want to say something real softly? Charges are Yeah,
He's like, thank you for the gimmick.

Speaker 3 (01:01:04):
It's really wonderful. You saved my marriage. What do you
have to say? G oh easy, char Sorry, I think
it's my favorite Pokemon all right.

Speaker 5 (01:01:14):
Uh final matchup of the Elite eight it's the Miracle
Run of the fourteen seed Cubone against the two seed
blast Toys.

Speaker 4 (01:01:22):
Uh so both. This is the exact matchups we had
on this side, except for Squirtle was girdos. Otherwise, this
is all exactly the same. Cubone and Blast Toys.

Speaker 5 (01:01:33):
Really you had Blastois this far? Yes, they had the
why do you vote for Moultras over blasts last ron?

Speaker 3 (01:01:40):
That was personal. That was.

Speaker 4 (01:01:43):
Sorry. My kids know that it was a close one.
But Blast Toys here and we took cubone again. The
poor thing is wearing its mother's head, a skull on
its head to protect it because its mother is dead.
And systems is the bone that it's holding, like a hip.

Speaker 3 (01:02:02):
Bone or something from mom, some sort of fever. We're
not sure you could added to the lore.

Speaker 4 (01:02:08):
Yeah, I just did.

Speaker 3 (01:02:10):
There you go.

Speaker 5 (01:02:12):
The buck stops here, buddy, because you're gonna be dead
just like your mother because Blastois fuck you up.

Speaker 3 (01:02:19):
Blast Wow Wild here to be a machine.

Speaker 4 (01:02:26):
That's why I would go for blast Mango.

Speaker 6 (01:02:29):
Did you guys see that picture of blast Voice I
put in this hat?

Speaker 4 (01:02:33):
No, no, look at the chair Black Toys.

Speaker 7 (01:02:40):
That's great.

Speaker 3 (01:02:41):
I've never seen that.

Speaker 7 (01:02:47):
Runs now with Blast Oys.

Speaker 3 (01:02:50):
I agree, good call. What room are you in right now?

Speaker 7 (01:02:54):
I am in my room, my bedroom, so you right?

Speaker 4 (01:02:57):
So when your wife is in the closet in the
he's in the washroom. There's a washroom and dryer next
amount positive of it. He's like Tom cruise ja.

Speaker 5 (01:03:13):
We are in the final four. Okay, it's the five
seed Bulbasar against the six seed snorl Axe.

Speaker 3 (01:03:22):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:03:23):
Listen, my kids found this one pretty easy. I think
I'm with him, uh Bulbazour all the way. We have
pretty unanimous for us. I love Snorelax again. He's got
a great body. I think that there's something that to
be said about dad bods and you know, but b
is a cute little kitty cat.

Speaker 3 (01:03:40):
I love it.

Speaker 5 (01:03:43):
Snorlak is one of my faves. Although he should not
be here. You two should be here right now. It
would be a much closer match if he was.

Speaker 3 (01:03:51):
But it's a blowout.

Speaker 4 (01:03:52):
It's b Mango.

Speaker 3 (01:03:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:03:57):
Bulbs taught me that the circumstances of the ones.

Speaker 3 (01:04:02):
With the.

Speaker 6 (01:04:04):
Determine who you are.

Speaker 4 (01:04:07):
I like how, I like how when you first said it,
I was like kind of inspired, and by the end,
I'm like that, sh it's kind of dumb, you know
what I mean. Like now I'm like, now you're definitely
how you're born to impact your life, you know, I mean,
you could be all special if you want to but whatever, Colin.

Speaker 7 (01:04:25):
Going with a starter final Bubbles.

Speaker 3 (01:04:28):
God, you are whispering so hard right now. It is due.

Speaker 9 (01:04:31):
You need to go.

Speaker 4 (01:04:34):
You need to go down.

Speaker 3 (01:04:35):
It's not her mom, that's her, her lover.

Speaker 4 (01:04:37):
You need to go in there, and you need to say, baby,
I was just doing a fucking bracket of Pokemon, and
I need you to be okay with that.

Speaker 7 (01:04:46):
She knows, she knows already.

Speaker 4 (01:04:50):
Full of.

Speaker 3 (01:04:53):
You, it's very easy. I agree with you that I
should have been Bubbles. Me too, have been very difficult
sitting for me. I don't even know River, just yeah,
I wish I could have a bubble store right now.
I would have.

Speaker 4 (01:05:10):
I have a stuffed Bubbles sitting too far away to
grab but in the eyes, and a Squirtle as well,
squirret squirrel.

Speaker 5 (01:05:22):
The other final four matchup, the one seed Charred the
two seed Blast Toys Battle.

Speaker 4 (01:05:28):
Now, these are two cards that were very he wanted
both cards. Was obviously the better card, So I'm going
based on that, I'm going to Charles.

Speaker 5 (01:05:40):
I'll say this, I think Blast Toys deserve more love
over the years. I feel like he got overshadowed a
lot by Charizard.

Speaker 3 (01:05:48):
I agree.

Speaker 4 (01:05:48):
I think he was always kind of regarded as like
the number two.

Speaker 1 (01:05:52):
Well he was not, because Vinosaur is not that I
don't like, but he definitely.

Speaker 4 (01:05:58):
Was number two. I remember when we were selling cards,
Blastoys was the number two selling card.

Speaker 5 (01:06:04):
I don't think there's that much separating Charsard and blast
Oys really, but I still gotta go Charizard because he
is the more iconic Pokemon mm hmm mango.

Speaker 6 (01:06:20):
Uh here's a blast O stat distribution. He was never
really great at anything size rapid spinning, and like, your
only job is getting stealth Rock off the field.

Speaker 4 (01:06:28):
You kind of a bum there. Some nerd is like, wow,
he gets it, he gets it.

Speaker 9 (01:06:37):
Colin going with probably the winner of the whole bracket, Charsard.

Speaker 4 (01:06:42):
Not so fast, dude, We're a bunch of fucking not
so fast my friend. Yeah, yeah, that's yeah, alright.

Speaker 3 (01:06:50):
Mm probably sorry.

Speaker 4 (01:06:56):
Everybody thinks.

Speaker 3 (01:07:01):
We don't need to.

Speaker 4 (01:07:02):
See Holts, due I need I need a glass him,
and I need a podcast of Lou Holt and fucking
what was Lars Sullivan. I keep trying to scheme the

(01:07:22):
tight end open, but it's not working.

Speaker 3 (01:07:25):
Lou Holtz I love, Okay, it's a great throwback, not
for me.

Speaker 4 (01:07:38):
It's not.

Speaker 5 (01:07:41):
Okay, good, We're in the final, all right, five against
the one seed Charizard.

Speaker 3 (01:07:50):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:07:51):
So on my bracket when we did it, the final
was cubone and Bowl Basore. They voted cubone basically really
because they had just recently cried so hard about it
and like that emotional connection drove there that run. I
think if they were to do it on a day
where they weren't crying previously, and it was between Bolzor

(01:08:11):
and Charizar, I think they would both go Bulbazar. So
for that reason, I remember me personally, Charis are the
card and that was like the end all be all.
I just think Bozor is too cute. He's like he's
the one you can like hold in your arm and
like have him sit there and ship like he's like
a cat. Right, But that didn't scratch.

Speaker 3 (01:08:33):
Give a little. Kids like cute.

Speaker 5 (01:08:34):
But he's also got a little bit of edge to him.
He's got like a raspy voice, like he smokes back
a day.

Speaker 4 (01:08:39):
I'll tell you what, that's very true. He's a lot
like the Osman's He's a little bit country, little bit
rock and roll.

Speaker 3 (01:08:44):
I like him a lot.

Speaker 4 (01:08:45):
I'm going like that's pretty good. I don't know why
you're I kind of don't like it, man. Yeah, yeah,
I might go Charles just because he creeped me out.

Speaker 3 (01:09:03):
No, I'll stay here for my children.

Speaker 5 (01:09:06):
I realized, even with one vote in the bag, I
might be fighting an uphill battle. But I don't care,
because I'm going with my boy, number one in my heart,
number one.

Speaker 3 (01:09:15):
On that chart ball of the stor.

Speaker 4 (01:09:20):
Mango.

Speaker 6 (01:09:22):
Little Holst told me that.

Speaker 4 (01:09:28):
Chars he's, uh, the dead horse is there, and he
just keeps beating it and beating it and beating it.

Speaker 3 (01:09:35):
Unbelievable.

Speaker 6 (01:09:38):
Uh bustre ce uh reminds him cart Pokemon.

Speaker 4 (01:09:45):
Honestly, that's a really good point. He's even got like
a little the little squinty face. Oh it's a stuff
Park reference. He's fine, dude. He's probably loves Palestine or something.

Speaker 3 (01:10:01):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:10:03):
Yeah, pretty ambitious, Colin.

Speaker 7 (01:10:10):
Leave it up to my good buddy decide this.

Speaker 4 (01:10:12):
Oh my god, mister Irrelevant finally has his fighting in
the sun fourteen years.

Speaker 3 (01:10:20):
Probably get my moment.

Speaker 1 (01:10:22):
As much as I love Bulasaur and Mike is so
good at the voice. Charmander was my original starter Charizard,
one of the poster boys for the entire franchise.

Speaker 3 (01:10:34):
The card was iconic and.

Speaker 4 (01:10:36):
The greatest sexual joke ever made by John.

Speaker 1 (01:10:39):
This absolutely hysterical sexual inn window or whatever it is,
it's gotta be whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:10:46):
That's bullshit.

Speaker 3 (01:10:47):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (01:10:48):
The strong as buddy.

Speaker 1 (01:10:50):
There's two hundred damage and Pokemon tcg pocket get it.

Speaker 3 (01:10:53):
It went. The poky gold lick a Tongue is the
one that Tyler wall thing Greninja would be on here.
It's one of the best new Pokemon.

Speaker 4 (01:11:15):
Uh well he wasn't and he didn't matter because he
would have lost anyway. Charles beats Bulbaz in the finals.
What a fucking dream run for everybody here. I think
we did really well.

Speaker 3 (01:11:26):
We did great. This is a very fun bracket.

Speaker 1 (01:11:28):
You cried before they started, but you were really into it.
Pokemon snap references Len and right.

Speaker 3 (01:11:32):
Yeah, yeah, kids were involved. It was awesome. Maybe don't.

Speaker 1 (01:11:40):
Yeah, we barely talked about maybe one day, maybe one
day we'll do monster trucks for you.

Speaker 4 (01:11:46):
I would love to do monster trucks, dude. It would
be it would sell to no person ever, but that's fine.

Speaker 3 (01:11:53):
Translate.

Speaker 4 (01:11:54):
My son would be like, my son would be doing
the gritty'd be like, dude, great ship dude. All right,
big thank you Tamongo, big thank you to Colin for
coming on the show. That was a great job. Bah,
thank you very much, PJ. If someone wants to pay
and then not show up, how do they do that?

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Speaker 3 (01:12:28):
Of all time.

Speaker 4 (01:12:29):
Hell yeah, remember that one wrestling movie we watched with
all like the scary movie tropes fighting, Yes, Monster Brawl
or something like that. That was I can I tell
you I would watch that again. Rosemary was in it,
and shit, that was really good. I would definitely watch
that again. And guys, thank you for listening to best podies,

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irrelevant Pokemon completely but we that's what we did.

Speaker 3 (01:12:53):
He yeah, love you guys so much.

Speaker 4 (01:12:55):
Let's move on.

Speaker 13 (01:13:00):
I dedicate it to the throw bets. I see the
show six one night stand. I won't hold bet like
take the repatis the bead to live in the back
Man seven, One Man Standing. We'll bring the back to
the days of lowering down the age called the National bad.
How we drop the bags, we see the days of
hold on the best though. That's why we bring to

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your bring bust red throw.

Speaker 3 (01:13:23):
Let's go, I.

Speaker 4 (01:13:25):
Guys, for another edition of Ring Ross True. This time
we're watching Naked Gun, the first one from nineteen eighty eight.
I found out it was a TV show.

Speaker 3 (01:13:38):
Did you ever see the TV show?

Speaker 4 (01:13:41):
Yeah, the Naked Gun was actually Police Squad.

Speaker 5 (01:13:43):
Was the name of the show, Squad, right, That's why
it's called the Naked Gun from the files of Police Squad.

Speaker 3 (01:13:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:13:48):
Yeah, So I want to go back and watch that
because I don't think if I if I watch it, yeah,
it's the whole thing. It's this whole gimmick is based
on a TV show. I think it was only a
couple of I think it was only like a short
episode run. I mean like it was in a lot
of I think it was only like four episodes like

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a mini series, like a mini series. Okay, yeahlastin I
will I guess what we will. I will report back
because I'm definitely gonna watch this because again the new
one has me excited to watch and then for the
first listen. Admittedly, I I'm not often excited, super excited
to have to watch these things that other people make

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me watch. I was very excited. I was gonna watch
this anyway, so it was perfect.

Speaker 3 (01:14:35):
I haven't seen this since I was a kid.

Speaker 4 (01:14:36):
I made me and my wife sat down and watch
it early today.

Speaker 3 (01:14:39):
So it's been many years since I watched it.

Speaker 5 (01:14:41):
My grandpa used to watch it all the time, so
I would watch it as a kid.

Speaker 3 (01:14:45):
Awesome movie.

Speaker 4 (01:14:46):
It's dumb.

Speaker 3 (01:14:47):
It's dumb shit comedy.

Speaker 4 (01:14:49):
It's like Airplane, It's like this, It's slapstick.

Speaker 3 (01:14:53):
It's like three.

Speaker 4 (01:14:53):
Stooges meets but he's he's but he takes himself so
serious the whole time, you know what I mean. I
adore it. And honestly, the new one with Liam Neeson,
I you know, by the time this air I can't.

Speaker 3 (01:15:04):
I'm so excited. It looks good.

Speaker 4 (01:15:06):
It looks film and ship and that's exactly what mass
to be a little kid like with like a lollipop
is very funny. I'm just I'm a child at heart.
I need Melbrooks style dumb ship comedies.

Speaker 3 (01:15:18):
More of this, all right? The George Cruise.

Speaker 4 (01:15:25):
Dosh Res Radio. He was like, hey, guys, I want
you to watch a killer movie and we're like, thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:15:30):
Finally Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:15:32):
Uh, we start with all the evil world leaders of
the time meeting up to come up with a plan
of terrorism against the United States.

Speaker 3 (01:15:41):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:15:41):
When Leslie Nielsen described disguise as.

Speaker 3 (01:15:43):
A servant just whips all their asses. Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:15:47):
At one point he puts on a headlocking impulses the
ball ahead. I'm like, ah, it's amazing, honestly.

Speaker 5 (01:15:52):
Like it's not like just nondescript world leaders, like they're
all supposed to be like actual era fat and like
Gorbiche than all that.

Speaker 4 (01:16:00):
Kind of Yeah, yeah, hated leaders from the past. Right,
So here's the deal more than that, more so now
than ever.

Speaker 3 (01:16:06):
When you see this in ninetey eight, Mike, mhm.

Speaker 4 (01:16:11):
Trump right, he would have handled a Trump would have
handled all this right, certainly not you see this right
like it would have been none of this would have
be an issue. Wouldn't need a Frank Drummond, we would
have it.

Speaker 5 (01:16:21):
Would have certainly how towed to all these fucking world
leaders and given them what they want.

Speaker 3 (01:16:25):
It's called these.

Speaker 4 (01:16:27):
Pieces of ship would have been paying twenty five thirty
five percent terrorists.

Speaker 3 (01:16:31):
Let me tell you something, dude, do you know bend Ben.

Speaker 4 (01:16:37):
The consumer, the consumers and the comp and the country
that has to curt out.

Speaker 5 (01:16:42):
To it, not really because they just raised the prices
and then it comes down to the contr Well, there
goes on my trash.

Speaker 3 (01:16:47):
End of the day. Now I don't have to worry
about it.

Speaker 5 (01:16:49):
Oh perfect, I see I told you there's trash in
the streets ahilly.

Speaker 4 (01:16:53):
Yeah you right, dude, that was that was months ago,
you said that. But yeah, you're listen. You're a profetic dude,
wild dude. O. J.

Speaker 5 (01:17:02):
Simpson does a one man sting operation on a heroin
ring okay uh at a boat dock and like ten
criminals shoot him, okay, which in retrospect very much deserved.

Speaker 4 (01:17:15):
No well, well no, no, no, in the context, not
deserved the person himself, but yes, all the heroines real life.

Speaker 3 (01:17:23):
Yeah, yeah, definitely shoot him.

Speaker 5 (01:17:25):
After he gets shot, he touches a hot stove, rubs
up against the wet paint, gets his foot stuck in
a bear trap, and then falls overboard.

Speaker 3 (01:17:32):
From the bottom of my heart, that was.

Speaker 5 (01:17:34):
One of the best gags of the whole movie.

Speaker 4 (01:17:35):
Slap in the doctor getting killed, the fucking I adore
more of this. Just it's Loney tunes. Just thinking about
like if you if you've ever watched Looney that's all
this is. It is just grown ups doing Looney tunes.

Speaker 1 (01:17:51):
He before this in the scene with say he goes
to jump out the window with the window shutters fall
fall in his face.

Speaker 3 (01:17:58):
Basically all that stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:18:02):
It's literally and it's just something you would see Daffy
Duck and and and fucking I'm in a hurricane now
this is and.

Speaker 3 (01:18:10):
And o J.

Speaker 1 (01:18:11):
As he gets shot, he falls onto a paint, the
paint at the door, and it says wet paint.

Speaker 3 (01:18:18):
He's all upset getting shot.

Speaker 4 (01:18:22):
That's what he's worried about.

Speaker 3 (01:18:23):
His glove. See, it's the things that he has, the
extra things.

Speaker 4 (01:18:27):
Okay, when they find heroin on his when his on
his jacket, and he's like, I have to prove that
he know he wasn't doing that. So he says, uh,
if I did it, he says, he says that you
can hear him saying he knows, you know, he knew
all the way back then.

Speaker 5 (01:18:42):
When Leslie Bilson's plane landed coming back from beating up
all the dictators. He thought like the media was there
to interview him, but they were just there because Weird Al.

Speaker 3 (01:18:50):
Yankovic was also on the plane.

Speaker 4 (01:18:52):
FU yeah, weird Al Yankovic coming to Philadelphia may have
already come to Philadelphia. I'm trying very hard to get
tickets on the secondary mark for cheap because they are expensive.

Speaker 3 (01:19:01):
That'd be awesome.

Speaker 4 (01:19:02):
It was like four hundred dollars for four of us, going.

Speaker 3 (01:19:07):
Uh yeah, I mean that's about what it is to
go to a.

Speaker 4 (01:19:10):
Con guess what, and then we're all ain't worth it
a lot? The very funny songs, I like putting them
on the LXO, you know what I mean. But beyond
that on the there goes my peanut butter cup bag.

Speaker 5 (01:19:24):
See Leslie Nielsen visits OJ in the hospital he accidentally.

Speaker 4 (01:19:32):
Yes, this is amazing.

Speaker 3 (01:19:33):
I love it so much. The abuse OJ thinks of
this movie is very funny.

Speaker 4 (01:19:38):
No retrospect.

Speaker 3 (01:19:39):
But they knew, they knew, they knew they knew. Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:19:43):
Lesson Nielsen and his partner tell OJ's wife they won't
rest for one minute until the people responsible for shooting
him are behind bars, and Lessi Neilson goes let's go
get a bite to eat.

Speaker 4 (01:19:56):
Yeah, there's something and I will always say this, there's
something about the st man in these movies where it's
just like he has no nonsense. It's Mike. It's Michael
Caine in the Muppets Christmas character exactly. It's when a
guy is like, this is my theatric performance of a
lifetime and there's a dude bear ass naked running through

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a scene you're just like with farts noises, and it's like,
this is the one, He's the one speaking.

Speaker 3 (01:20:23):
Of fart noises. I think this is my favorite see
in the movie.

Speaker 5 (01:20:25):
There's like a press conference and Leslie Nielsen could be
heard taking the loudest piss of all time, farting his
fucking brinds out because of the open.

Speaker 1 (01:20:36):
Yes, this is definitely where Austin powers stole at I
think I.

Speaker 5 (01:20:41):
Watched this and I think there's like multiple things that
Austin powers like stole.

Speaker 3 (01:20:45):
But I can understand why.

Speaker 4 (01:20:47):
Yes, it's hilarious and it's in comedy.

Speaker 3 (01:20:50):
It's all meant to be shared anyway, you know what
I mean?

Speaker 5 (01:20:54):
Leslie, Leslie Nielson meets uh with Vincent Ludwig. He's the
guy that I guess owns the the doc my boat
saw in the h Yeah Bercardo Montebaan.

Speaker 4 (01:21:08):
Yeah, okay, what my grandmother would watch shows. She loved
Fantasy Island. He was the main guy in Fantasy Island,
the pain, the little guy who was always with him.
I fucking I thought that dude was so.

Speaker 3 (01:21:24):
I thought he was. He was like a scarface level
bit like possible to me, you.

Speaker 4 (01:21:29):
Know what I mean? Like he was so he was
really good and seeing him in this is he's perfect
for this because he plays it just as serious as
Leslie Nielsen does too, which is ridiculous.

Speaker 5 (01:21:40):
So we see him in the scene where OJ gets shot.

Speaker 3 (01:21:43):
He orders them to do it.

Speaker 5 (01:21:45):
Leslie Nielsen does not know this when he's meeting with
him yet, but he meets with him, talk about what happened,
and he goes. Cuban offers him a cigar, as Leslie
Nelson does no Dutch irish.

Speaker 3 (01:21:58):
That's airplane.

Speaker 4 (01:21:59):
That's are playing kind of stuff where their plane is
like one joke autter the next at the next and
the next of the next, and.

Speaker 5 (01:22:05):
Then the dude's fucking fish bites the nose.

Speaker 3 (01:22:10):
It's great.

Speaker 1 (01:22:11):
I forget it was before after the scene, but they're
showing like the water and they have the chalk outline
or something in the water.

Speaker 4 (01:22:20):
Yes, it's just it's guy. It's gag humor and slapstick.

Speaker 5 (01:22:26):
Leslie meets Jane Spencer who works for Ludwig, and she
immediately falls down the stairs, so she's accident prone like Leslie.
Then he goes nice Beaver, yeah, and she puts out
stuff Beaver.

Speaker 3 (01:22:40):
He is on.

Speaker 4 (01:22:43):
The smoothest man in the entire history of the world.
And then I don't know how it happened, but it's incredible.

Speaker 1 (01:22:50):
There was There was a bribery scene where he goes
to talk to someone and bribing each other back as
they're asking questions. Oh, he's trying to give him twenty
dollar bills to ask question.

Speaker 5 (01:23:03):
So Ludwig asked Jane to seduce Leslie Nielsen essentially to
get information out of him.

Speaker 3 (01:23:08):
So that becomes a storyline here.

Speaker 4 (01:23:11):
Real quick, real quick. Just did a little research. Jerry Zucker,
Jim Abrams, and Ano the other Zucker brother whose first
name I cannot find for whatever reason. That's who did
They did the naked gun films, They did Airplane, and
they did a bunch of other these slapstick comedy movies.
So it's that if you like that style, this is

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exactly what I'm talking about.

Speaker 3 (01:23:33):
So perfect.

Speaker 5 (01:23:35):
As Eventually before heroin is found on OJ's clothing, so
Lesli Nielsen only has forty hours of clear of of wrongdoing.

Speaker 4 (01:23:41):
Oh, Jay's innocent if he did it, though, if he
did it, if he did.

Speaker 5 (01:23:46):
It, Ludwig has this mind control shit that can make
people assassins.

Speaker 3 (01:23:52):
Yes, but how much, Mike, pretty well, I'm sorry, how
much to do it? How much to use it?

Speaker 5 (01:23:59):
I don't recall how twenty million, twenty million?

Speaker 4 (01:24:03):
Okay, Joel Embiid will walk away with fifty million dollars
this season, dude, Okay, it is wild to think how
much money is to kill the Queen of England? Now,
would coust so much more than twenty million? Imagine this,
dude makes He's like, that's not a lot of money. Actually,

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that's exactly what this feels like.

Speaker 5 (01:24:29):
He uses the mind control on the doctor to try
to kill Oju.

Speaker 3 (01:24:33):
It doesn't work.

Speaker 5 (01:24:34):
The doctor takes off in a car let's see. Nielsen
hops in the car to try to chase him down,
but it's a student driver, slow as fuck, slamming on
the brake. Finally they turn it on, though, and start
chasing on this doctor. He goes through like three explosions
and rides like a fucking rocket into a fireworks.

Speaker 3 (01:24:54):
Stord finally explodes the doctor's death.

Speaker 4 (01:24:56):
If you want to just like, can I show you
something in one part of this movie to get a
to watch the rest of it, This whole dumb ass scene.
If this is your flavor, if you laugh out loud
at this, you'll love the movie.

Speaker 3 (01:25:06):
If you don't, don't even turn it on.

Speaker 5 (01:25:10):
Jane is waiting for Leslie Nielsen in his apartment and
makes him a roast.

Speaker 3 (01:25:14):
He likes it.

Speaker 4 (01:25:15):
Wet. Yes, the euphemisms, the sexual innuendos, they make me giggle.
I'm a child at my heart and I don't care.

Speaker 5 (01:25:27):
Jane tries to tell Leslie that Ludwig put her up
to this. He stops her before she can say anything,
so she's actually very much likes Leslie Nielsen despite this that.

Speaker 3 (01:25:37):
She was put up to this.

Speaker 5 (01:25:38):
Jane takes her dress off and Leslie literally tears He's
gotta tear away suit of some kind that stears it
right off yep, and then they go at it while
inside body size condoms, which is a scene that lived
in my mind for many years.

Speaker 3 (01:25:51):
Yeah, it's incredible, It's fucking hilarious.

Speaker 4 (01:25:54):
It's incredible. Honestly, it's one of my favorite sexies ever,
alongside the uncomfortably long Team America World poly sex scene
that before this.

Speaker 1 (01:26:05):
He's like, Oh, let me get more comfortable. It's just
a different suit. I imagine this is what Cody Wrotes does.

Speaker 4 (01:26:11):
That's as a fair point.

Speaker 5 (01:26:14):
Uh, Leslie breaks into Ludwig's office and accidentally sets it
on fire when he was trying to read a piece
of paper while using a lighter. But this piece of paper,
by the way says, it kind of unveils the plan
to assassinate the queen. Leslie goes out the window and
while walking across the ledge, he uses these naked statues
to keep his balance. He grabs the statue's titties and

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then he's going he's not looking. He thinks he's grabbing
statues titties again, but it's actually a lady's titties because.

Speaker 3 (01:26:43):
He sticks her mouth yeah, and she screams.

Speaker 5 (01:26:47):
He almost falls, but to stop himself, he grabs a
statue's dong and he's hanging on by a.

Speaker 3 (01:26:52):
Dog hold on none?

Speaker 4 (01:26:56):
Is that not a euphemism for life? Sometimes I'm just hang.

Speaker 3 (01:27:00):
Oh by dog.

Speaker 5 (01:27:02):
The dong breaks, dong breaks off, and he lands in
the ladies room and she starts screaming because he's holding
a gigantic.

Speaker 3 (01:27:11):
Stone. Incredible scene like.

Speaker 4 (01:27:16):
Put it in the loof because this is what America
does the best right here, So nobody.

Speaker 5 (01:27:24):
Oh, some people don't believe that Leslie found the plot
to assassinate the queen because everything burned in the fire. Yes,
uh Leslie. So Leslie takes matters in his own hands.
He confronts Ludwig at a dinner where the Queen is
in attendance. He says, the gloves are off and I'm
playing hardball. It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at

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a full court press.

Speaker 3 (01:27:46):
So good, I love it.

Speaker 5 (01:27:53):
Leslie finds out about the whole thing where Jane was
put up to this by Ludwig, so he breaks it
off with her.

Speaker 3 (01:28:00):
He tells her that he faked every orgasm.

Speaker 4 (01:28:02):
Yeah, I've tried to use that line for every single
time in my life, and it never it never lands
the way it did here.

Speaker 3 (01:28:10):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:28:11):
Leslie thinks the Queen is about to get shot at
this dinner, Sweet tackles.

Speaker 4 (01:28:15):
Because he because he comes out with because fucking Carlos
comes out with a fucking musket.

Speaker 5 (01:28:21):
Yes, he tackles her into missionary position essentially, and he
gets fired from his job on the police force.

Speaker 3 (01:28:27):
Unfortunately that'll happen, he said.

Speaker 5 (01:28:30):
He goes, this is terrible. The next time I shoot someone,
I'm gonna go to jail because he's no longer caught.

Speaker 4 (01:28:35):
The next time I shoot the lines the one liners
in this movie, man, Jeane.

Speaker 5 (01:28:43):
You know she apologizes to Leslie's trying to ingratiate herself
back to him, and she says, I overheard Ludwig saying
he's gonna brainwash a player to kill the queen during
the seventh inning stretch of the California Angels for Seattle
Mariners game. Okay, so they go to this game, this
huge game in the American League West.

Speaker 3 (01:29:04):
For the record, just let's get this in here, loosely associated.
Fuck the New York Yankees.

Speaker 5 (01:29:10):
Not associated and disagree this This game has more announcers
than an a W pay per view. We've got Kurt Goudie,
Jim Palmer, Tim McCarver, Dick Enberg.

Speaker 3 (01:29:20):
Mel Allen.

Speaker 5 (01:29:21):
Basketball announcer dick.

Speaker 3 (01:29:23):
Y Town, doctor Joyce brothers, that's doctor Joyce. It was hilarious. Mike,
did you catch the Angels managers? Who was it Elaine's
father on Seinfold?

Speaker 5 (01:29:40):
Oh wow, that's a good call. He's only in one
episode of Sinfold.

Speaker 3 (01:29:45):
Yeah, that's good, good reference.

Speaker 5 (01:29:48):
Leslie poses the anthem singer and sings what isn't even
the worst anthem I've ever heard of worst sports writers.

Speaker 4 (01:29:58):
I've heard at least five or six.

Speaker 3 (01:30:00):
This was way worse. Roseannes was way worse.

Speaker 4 (01:30:02):
Roseannes is the worst.

Speaker 3 (01:30:04):
She just was being ignorant. She just not It wasn't
even that she couldn't sing.

Speaker 1 (01:30:09):
They show at one point, uh, highlights of baseball collisions
at the Angles game, and the final one is a
player getting ran over by a car, another getting mauled
by a tiger, and another just getting decapitated.

Speaker 3 (01:30:21):
I love it.

Speaker 5 (01:30:22):
It was because like it starts off looking like it's
real bloopers and then all this insane I tell.

Speaker 4 (01:30:27):
You, like, I mean BJ you maybe you two, I
don't know, but like one of the things I had
in abundance of in my house because my uncle did
like some tape trading.

Speaker 3 (01:30:38):
Of bloopers, of fights like random ship like that.

Speaker 4 (01:30:41):
So I remember, like just just stacks of bench clearing brawls, right,
baseball fucking hockey, like you just the biggest brawls, the
biggest hits, the biggest fights. They were all homemade, is
like like spun together, and I love that ship. So
all this landed hard with me.

Speaker 5 (01:31:01):
Leslie runs off the field because they're trying to chase
him down. They realize he's not really the anthem singer.
Then he encounters an umpire, hits him in the head
with a bat and steals all the shit.

Speaker 3 (01:31:12):
So now he's posing as the umpire.

Speaker 4 (01:31:14):
Okay, for the record, this is from this point forward.
Everything he does is exactly what happens in an umpire's life,
and when he makes it to the Major league baseball,
it becomes a showman.

Speaker 9 (01:31:26):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:31:26):
The Queen throws up the ceremonial first pitch.

Speaker 4 (01:31:28):
It's like one hundred mile per hour strake, dude, it's
fucking right down the middle, Dude.

Speaker 5 (01:31:33):
Everyone's spitting out tobacco juice, like even ladies in the crowd.

Speaker 11 (01:31:38):
Yeah, Like I had dreams of tobaccos. First off, First off,
First off, Mike, I had Lanny Dykstra. I know what
extremely looks like.

Speaker 4 (01:31:48):
I remember being in the seven hundred level and you
could literally see a circle in center field of chew
where he'd stand.

Speaker 3 (01:31:57):
Mm hm.

Speaker 5 (01:32:00):
He's probably still to this day like your idol, he's
a fucking psychopath.

Speaker 3 (01:32:04):
Can I tell you something.

Speaker 4 (01:32:05):
As a kid, I fucking loved Lenny dyke'stra because he
just played. He just played so fucking hard.

Speaker 3 (01:32:11):
But it was cocaine.

Speaker 4 (01:32:14):
Who knew? Who knew that would make you run first
a third so fucking fast.

Speaker 5 (01:32:19):
The first batter, Leslie Nielsen forgets to call a ball
or strike, and the whole ballpark was silent.

Speaker 4 (01:32:26):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:32:27):
Then he calls strike and the crowd cheers, so he
starts milking every.

Speaker 4 (01:32:32):
And that is what a real major. That's the I
just watched it even gets there does the moon? Yeah,
I just want I just watched Leslie Nielsen standing for
the Giants last night against the Phillies.

Speaker 5 (01:32:46):
It really does seem like a thing that an umpire
would do.

Speaker 4 (01:32:48):
By the way I know it is. I fucking hate umpires.
I'm taking my stand right here. I want them. I
want the electronic umpires. Make the umpires stand there and
do fucking nothing, and he.

Speaker 5 (01:32:58):
Do his call plays at the base is like, I've
been calling for fucking Robo for so many.

Speaker 3 (01:33:04):
Get the calls right?

Speaker 5 (01:33:04):
Why would you not get him right?

Speaker 4 (01:33:06):
I want that piece of ship standing behind the fucking plate,
and I still want him doing the hand thing, but
they're not his calls.

Speaker 3 (01:33:13):
I do. I want him down right, but it's not
your call. I know it's not. You're just standing there.

Speaker 5 (01:33:19):
Leslie Nielsen's feeling up every player to make sure they
don't have a gun. So there's like pop ups and
he's like feeling off the player. He finds all kinds
of ship on the picture to doctor the ball. There's
like sandpaper and file vasiline.

Speaker 3 (01:33:33):
He just lets it go because it's not a gun,
so it's fine. Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:33:37):
Leslie Nielsen's trying to stall before the seventh inning stretch
because they need to be in position for in case this, uh,
this assassination attempt goes down. So there's a pop up
to the catcher. He throws a bunch of baseballs into
the air to fuck him up, and then he intercepts
the ball during a rundown.

Speaker 3 (01:33:57):
It's great, uh.

Speaker 5 (01:33:58):
And then the other trying to call him out on
his ship, so he tries to throw them out of
the game, and then while they're arguing, he just pulls
a gun on him. They're like, you know what, that
is a good call.

Speaker 3 (01:34:07):
It's a good call.

Speaker 4 (01:34:11):
I adore this. And then the brawl afterwards is very
fun as well.

Speaker 5 (01:34:16):
Yeah, so all this cast is going on, the mind
control thing takes over. Reggie Jackson, mister October. He grabs
a gun from under second base, which is incredible. Leslie
tackles him and we get a bench's clearing.

Speaker 3 (01:34:30):
Brawl breaking out, everybody going wild. Ye.

Speaker 5 (01:34:33):
Reggie Jackson somehow gets out of this, goes into the crowd.
He's about to shoot the queen, but Leslie uses this
cuffling tranquilizer that was given to him earlier in the
movie to try to take him out. He misses it
badly and in the upper deck hits a lady in
the upper deck. She falls off and lands.

Speaker 11 (01:34:53):
On Reggie Jackson, and that's what stops him from shooting
exactly how he meant it, exactly how he meant it.

Speaker 5 (01:35:00):
Uh ld Way kidnaps Jane at gunpoint. Uh Leslie tranquilizes
him and they're like, oh my god.

Speaker 3 (01:35:07):
Kill like God, I don't worry about It's just a tranquilizer.
He'll be fine.

Speaker 2 (01:35:11):
But he falls like from like stories up yet gets
run over by a car, gets run over by a steamroller,
and then a marching band just walks.

Speaker 4 (01:35:21):
Over the USC marching band so good.

Speaker 5 (01:35:27):
The mind control thing takes over Jane and nearly convinces
her to kill Leslie Nielsen, but he proposes.

Speaker 3 (01:35:37):
To her and she snaps out, ye, it's amazing how
that works. Am I right?

Speaker 4 (01:35:43):
That's sexist?

Speaker 3 (01:35:44):
I want on the record he's a monster.

Speaker 4 (01:35:46):
No, that's what I'm saying all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:35:51):
They also know people making amends now after the proposal,
and one of them is a dog, and I'm.

Speaker 5 (01:35:57):
In yep, it's very oh yeah, uh, Leslie's welcome back
on the police force as Captain o j survives mm hmm,
but he's in a wheelchair unless he's like, oh, I'm
so glad you're an OJD slaps him on the back
and goes down the stairs and launches him onto the field.

Speaker 4 (01:36:17):
I O J OJ got the butt end all the slapstick,
and in retrospect, it couldn't have worked out more perfect.
It allows like you can't watch that seventies show without
that rape guy in your mind, you're like, dann, I
got raped right right, So you're like fuck everyone. But
like in this which like OJ Murder, fuck OJ. But

(01:36:38):
they're like cheating my ship, so you're like, good, I
like that. So it's it like survived it, you know
what I mean, it didn't be unthinkable?

Speaker 1 (01:36:46):
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Speaker 4 (01:36:53):
At Honestly, I'm about to watch the show that I
didn't know but we're learning today. Yeah, it's uh, I'm
looking at it here right now.

Speaker 3 (01:37:02):
BJ.

Speaker 4 (01:37:03):
It was Police Squads, American television series is broadcast an
American channel ABC in nineteen eighty two. All the same
guys were there.

Speaker 3 (01:37:14):
It was a few years before this came.

Speaker 4 (01:37:16):
It was canceled after six episodes.

Speaker 5 (01:37:22):
So probably must have had like a cult following that
made them make it into a movie.

Speaker 1 (01:37:26):
Yeah, this has a seven point six out of ten
on IMDb, and I would say criminally undergo.

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The Naked Gun.

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what we're gonna find out, but still available.

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Speaker 4 (01:38:55):
Guys's time again for another edition of Ring Russ Ratroll.

Speaker 3 (01:39:00):
This time we're.

Speaker 4 (01:39:01):
Watching Haul Cogan's I'll say cinematic masterpiece. Uh, Suburban command
cinematic masterpiece. Suburban Commander George CRUs said, guys, I was
Citizen Kane, right, pulp fiction, instant classics that became the
works of art. You don't mean The Warriors, Suburban Commando
right in there with those movies, Okay, And very honestly, honestly,

(01:39:25):
I went I walked through the room a few times.

Speaker 3 (01:39:28):
That was funny.

Speaker 4 (01:39:29):
There was it's just stopping. It's like, it's how I
feel about wrestling. Everybody stopped taking it so serious.

Speaker 3 (01:39:34):
This is the dumb shit jokes.

Speaker 4 (01:39:36):
Jesus Christ, dude. Also, you know what movie I walked
through the room a bunch for and really enjoyed. Nobody
Species Nobody. It's a yeah, Bob Odenkirk, the guy who
better call Saul. He's just like a former hitman and
he's trying to live a normal life and he gets
sucked in. It's incredible. It's better than John Wick. Going
on the record, it's better than John Wick. What I'm

(01:39:58):
telling you, I watch it and come back to me.
Tell me I'm not telling the truth.

Speaker 5 (01:40:03):
The thing I saw the previews for it, and my
thought was, like I don't really buy Bob Odenkirk in
that role.

Speaker 4 (01:40:08):
When you yo, you're not supposed to. When you see it,
you're gonna understand anything that comes on because he's not
doing it.

Speaker 3 (01:40:14):
I won't see it.

Speaker 4 (01:40:15):
Oh, you definitely should. Oh, alright, had something make us
watch a cinematic masterpiece.

Speaker 1 (01:40:25):
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Speaker 4 (01:40:40):
Honestly, the wrestler involved thing is very lucy goosey anymore
that way, So please, I mean this one is.

Speaker 3 (01:40:49):
I've never seen this before. I knew holme with it.
I saw, wasn't it.

Speaker 4 (01:40:54):
Yeah, I didn't remember the under I honestly remembered nothing
of this. I had seen it before as a kid.
This was definitely a tape that we had rented, and.

Speaker 3 (01:41:04):
My dad rented this for me.

Speaker 4 (01:41:06):
Yes, we used to do popcorn and strawberry dakeries and
for movie I my family and we did this. And
I can't imagine how disappointed I was that night. I
can't even imagine strawberry dacries are flowing, but I was
pitting your mark.

Speaker 5 (01:41:20):
I I absolutely remember watching this. I didn't remember. There's
one specific weird thing in this movie that I remembered,
and I really didn't remember anything else, but I absolutely
saw it as the kid suburban Commando.

Speaker 3 (01:41:35):
What was the moment? Because there was one?

Speaker 4 (01:41:37):
Because there's one. There's one part of this movie that
weirded me out because I actually did remember it too.

Speaker 3 (01:41:42):
Involved Christopher Lloyd driving.

Speaker 4 (01:41:44):
Is that yours?

Speaker 3 (01:41:45):
No mine?

Speaker 5 (01:41:46):
Is when he drinks the anti freeze and goes annie freeze.

Speaker 4 (01:41:51):
Holy shit, no idea Why I remember that Christopher Lloyd
blows a red light and it goes back.

Speaker 3 (01:41:59):
It feels so guilty.

Speaker 4 (01:42:01):
That moment, for whatever reason, always stuck with me. I
can't tell you why, but it is.

Speaker 5 (01:42:07):
We start with the most obvious pathetic Star Wars knockoffs.

Speaker 3 (01:42:10):
Yeah, I got that.

Speaker 4 (01:42:13):
I hate Star Wars. I hate Star Wars with a passion.
And yes, Hulk Cokan is very sassy here.

Speaker 5 (01:42:19):
He's got very long hair.

Speaker 3 (01:42:21):
In this movie.

Speaker 5 (01:42:23):
He shows up on the fake Death Star to stop
an evil lizard man from destroying a planet.

Speaker 3 (01:42:28):
Uh no, sell some of the Lackey's hulks up.

Speaker 5 (01:42:32):
He ends up blowing up the ship and escaping with
no regard for the president of the planet that was
going to get destroyed.

Speaker 3 (01:42:38):
He just leaves him on board to die. He's not
a hero or not, we don't know. Yeah, we're not
sure at this point. Is all over this place, all
over the place in this movie.

Speaker 4 (01:42:51):
Yeah, and then yet later, but really it's like starts
here interesting. Yeah, it's really like hero music. But he's
doing dumb bad ship sometimes, you know, I like mine
and ship and he's like in here.

Speaker 3 (01:43:12):
Got the gimmick.

Speaker 5 (01:43:13):
Hogan's boss orders him to rest up for six weeks
because you know, he's obviously not right because he let
the president die.

Speaker 3 (01:43:19):
Uh, so he ends up landing in on Earth.

Speaker 5 (01:43:23):
I'll credit this movie with some good casting Christopher Lloyd
as an architect and Larry Miller boss.

Speaker 4 (01:43:29):
Incredible casting. Shelley Long.

Speaker 3 (01:43:32):
I love Shelley Long. She's great and everything. What I
say Long, Kelly Long? Who is Let me see if.

Speaker 5 (01:43:43):
H Hogan lands on Earth and everyone lasts at his
metal suit as he walks through the street, But he
helps a lady after the rc Cola machine inter change,
so maybe he is a hero.

Speaker 4 (01:43:54):
Shelley Long is a lady from cheers. Oh yes, okay, okay, okay, iologize,
I get my Shelley's confused.

Speaker 5 (01:44:03):
Christopher Lloyd's wife throws herself at him, Shelley Devall, and
he's like, thanks, but no thanks. I think Hogan's gonna
feel like you just got.

Speaker 3 (01:44:11):
Off a roller coaster with her pretty soon.

Speaker 4 (01:44:13):
We're not hand.

Speaker 3 (01:44:14):
She is in the shining. She's the mom, right, she's
I believe she's the monk. Yeah, so she could not
handle that roller coaster. Brother.

Speaker 5 (01:44:26):
Since since Christopher Lloyd is poor and didn't ask for
a raise at his architect job like Shelley Devall wanted,
she ends up turning his workshop into an apartment and
Haul Cogan rents it.

Speaker 3 (01:44:37):
So that's where Hulk's gonna railer.

Speaker 4 (01:44:39):
Yes, And one of my favorite parts of the movie,
which is like, there's not very many funny parts, but
Larry Miller, Larry Miller is like a congratulations or said
something about his wife, like high birthday to wife whatever
he said, and he says the wrong name and he's like, no,
it's actually this and he looks like he's like, oh yeah,
you're right, like he didn't even take his word for it.
It's a fantastic Jeff.

Speaker 5 (01:45:00):
I love Larry Miller was a great comedic actor in
this time.

Speaker 3 (01:45:03):
He's in so much ship he is, He's.

Speaker 4 (01:45:05):
In Brotherhood the Tights too.

Speaker 3 (01:45:08):
Yeah, oh yeah, I love that movie movie.

Speaker 5 (01:45:11):
My confusion here is when do since when do landlords
host their tenants for dinner?

Speaker 3 (01:45:16):
BG, you got any insight.

Speaker 4 (01:45:18):
That happens in studio apartments when you're running out of
corner and they're accidentally at dinner with you?

Speaker 3 (01:45:23):
Okay? Uh?

Speaker 5 (01:45:25):
Christopher Lloyd finds Hull Cogan's laser gun. Yes, he accidentally
shoots it, blows a hole through the wall and blows up.

Speaker 4 (01:45:32):
A car, his neighbor's car.

Speaker 3 (01:45:35):
Yeah, street rode that They are like tormenting him with it.

Speaker 1 (01:45:40):
Dommy, is this guy like your inspiration that heavy face?

Speaker 4 (01:45:45):
No, I always imagine myself is more Frank the tank.

Speaker 3 (01:45:49):
But that's fine. It was pretty good those those dudes
working on the street raps.

Speaker 5 (01:45:54):
When Hogan is like, uh, he moved it out of
the way, so that from Lloyd gave his driveway and
they come up to him and he's like, oh, yeah,
what are you gonna do to me?

Speaker 3 (01:46:04):
You're gonna fucking murder me and female to the moarhawks, like, no,
what are you talking about. We're gonna sue you.

Speaker 4 (01:46:11):
It's he says, this is the nineties.

Speaker 3 (01:46:14):
Yeah, it must be. Not's rare because he acted like
a tough guy. But he's just a phony.

Speaker 5 (01:46:22):
Some some villains are tracking Faulkogan's laser gun. Yeah, so
a Lloyd shooting it. They know he's on Earth. One
of the hetchmen is the Undertaker mentioned the Hulkster doesn't
understand Earth, so he almost stabs the mailman when he
puts the mail to this lot in the newspaper, he

(01:46:45):
throws it back at the paper boy.

Speaker 4 (01:46:47):
I like when they try to explain why he can't
get anything right on Earth, he says, I'm from France.
Yeah that's good. That was another line where I was like, Okay,
that's that's the dargest ship.

Speaker 3 (01:46:58):
I like that.

Speaker 5 (01:46:59):
Uh you mentioned Donnie's inspiration. I would guess that his
favorite character is this army veteran who sits in a
d X tank in jured whiskey all day.

Speaker 4 (01:47:08):
Can tell you something, not a bad way to spend
a day. Ian point of this character at all, he's American,
He's Suburbia.

Speaker 5 (01:47:18):
H two douchebags almost ran over Christopher Lloyd's son, so
Hogan flipped their car over, ripped the door off, and
almost killed them until old Chris stepped in.

Speaker 3 (01:47:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:47:29):
Can I say something, would have loved someone like this
during my childhood, you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (01:47:34):
Stop the bullying. Somebody to murder people, someone just to.

Speaker 4 (01:47:38):
Protect me from the constant beatdowns I got.

Speaker 3 (01:47:42):
Do you think that maybe it made me a better person?
Look at who I am.

Speaker 5 (01:47:47):
Now this this did you better?

Speaker 3 (01:47:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:47:50):
Imagine what I would have been like if I had
if I hadn't been beaten by a bunch of people,
like hitting the head with a bottle when I was.

Speaker 3 (01:47:56):
A kid, maybe smarter, maybe smarter maybe Jackson.

Speaker 4 (01:48:01):
I was in third grade. I came out of the
side door to go home and I got hit in
the head of the glass bottle full beer bottle and
it cracked on my head.

Speaker 1 (01:48:10):
When Hogan tossed the skateboard all into the air states Yeah,
but like it definitely kills someone when I came back down.

Speaker 4 (01:48:18):
For the record, there's terminal velocity. Don't get me started
with that. But the truth is on this one guy.
Here's my problem with the skateboarding. This might be an aside.
The guy comes, he blows it. It's skateboarding. At the end,
he's fucking Tony Hawk and gives them a fucking super
skateboard and ship. And I'm like, dude, what the fuck happened?
Were you at the fucking skate park with? Like, is

(01:48:40):
there a montage like a cut you know?

Speaker 3 (01:48:43):
The School of Rock? Yes, enjoy it. I've never seen it.
I've never seen it. You what? What hang on?

Speaker 5 (01:48:50):
Neither?

Speaker 3 (01:48:50):
You've ever seen School of Rock? No dumb ship movie? Yeah,
it's fucking hilarious.

Speaker 5 (01:48:55):
Never anyway, Sure it's not, but that's it, absolutely is. Anyways,
the one kid is like that, he picks him to
be his drummer. The kid can't fucking drum a lick
at all, and then like a couple of seas later,
he's just like bashing the fucking drums like craazy, like
the greatest drummer of all time.

Speaker 3 (01:49:12):
That's what this is.

Speaker 4 (01:49:13):
Enjoy that shitty reference. I'm gonna break this reference that
for Mike or for bj in a way that we
talked about, Hey, token, you got a bass. He's like,
I don't have a bass. He's like you're black. Token,
you got a bass? He comes out. He's like, I
got the bass. I can't believe you're right. He's like,
good play it, Token, you got to play it. He said,
I don't know how to play it. He's like, Token,
you're black. Play the bass. He lays down the sickest baseline.

(01:49:33):
I hate you, Eric, That's what it's about.

Speaker 3 (01:49:36):
It. It's token. It's token, and it's nothing like that. Actually, just.

Speaker 5 (01:49:44):
Skateboarding and then was great. Token was immediately great. And
you see me so comparison, I.

Speaker 1 (01:49:51):
Wrote here somehow the fakest looking thing in this whole
movie was Hokan skateboarding.

Speaker 4 (01:49:56):
That's fair, Hey, brother, let me get on that boards.

Speaker 3 (01:50:00):
Like, what the fuck are we talking about?

Speaker 4 (01:50:02):
Pal It's like, wait, someone tells me Brian Cage is
a like a semi pro skateboarder, and you're like, nah,
I don't believe. Yeah, he really is like a semi
pro skateboarder.

Speaker 3 (01:50:12):
Fucking wow, yeah, I know.

Speaker 4 (01:50:14):
Don't get me started. Because the referenced it looking up.

Speaker 5 (01:50:19):
Lloyd follows Hulk Hogan to where his spaceship is parked,
and he starts going through all the ship.

Speaker 3 (01:50:24):
What's what's with this guy? I don't know your fucking business.

Speaker 4 (01:50:28):
Yeah, seriously, dude, fucking nosy name. It's a fucking original.

Speaker 5 (01:50:31):
Karen Lloyd puts on Hogan's metal suit and saves a
lady from getting sexually assaulted some guys.

Speaker 3 (01:50:37):
Let me, okay, let me say something to you.

Speaker 4 (01:50:40):
Every movie between nineteen you know eighty and nineteen ninety nine,
it's always a gang rape scene where someone has to
stop it was gang rape? Was gang rape such a problem.

Speaker 3 (01:50:54):
In this world?

Speaker 4 (01:50:55):
Like we didn't talk about it.

Speaker 1 (01:50:56):
Still is a problem to be Like the was kind
of about to be before showed up in the subway.

Speaker 4 (01:51:02):
Yep, hol on real quick. Did you ever see the
movie Death Wish?

Speaker 3 (01:51:08):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:51:08):
Okay, this was?

Speaker 3 (01:51:10):
This is.

Speaker 4 (01:51:12):
You never saw? Listen, I'll watch it.

Speaker 3 (01:51:14):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:51:14):
I can't believe you just compared Death Wish with Charles
Bronson to School of Rock with Jack Black.

Speaker 3 (01:51:20):
I'm about to I'm about to freak. Then. Did you
ever see Shallow?

Speaker 4 (01:51:24):
I hope I wish Bronson is alive so he could
shoot you in the bowels.

Speaker 3 (01:51:29):
Of the Mario movie Mario.

Speaker 5 (01:51:35):
Anyways, the guy shoots him in, but the suit absorbs
the bullet.

Speaker 3 (01:51:39):
Uh, what if he shot him in the face.

Speaker 4 (01:51:42):
Dude, that's right, that's my body. Yeah, that is a
great line. And many the movie that movie, real quick,
real quick, kind of loving the music. This is why
I took the note down here where the music is
is now being so dumb for so long that I
feel like it's on purpose, and now I'm into it.

Speaker 5 (01:52:05):
Hogan finds out that Christopher Lloyd uses a suit, which
is no bueno because Undertaker and his buddy can now
track it.

Speaker 3 (01:52:11):
Everything.

Speaker 5 (01:52:12):
Apparently everything Haul Cogan owns can be tracked if it's used.

Speaker 3 (01:52:15):
Yes, like Connor, Uh sure, Hogan, front, I get it.

Speaker 5 (01:52:24):
Hogan goes to confront Lloyd in his office and he
has him pinned against the wall, and the secretary just
pulls out a gun. What kind of fucking operation are
we running here?

Speaker 4 (01:52:32):
Can I tell you something? That's a good secretary? Right there?
Are secretary is willing to die for you. They're willing
to land on their back for you. Like that's a
good secretary.

Speaker 5 (01:52:41):
The rapists or would be rapists from a little earlier here,
they find hal Hogan's freeze gun and use it to
freeze everybody inside a bank and rob it.

Speaker 4 (01:52:50):
This This lady's dogs are the fakest frozen dogs I've
ever seen in my life. It's can I use what
this movie made me do? It made yeurin for Frogtown?
What was the was it years ago with Roddy Piper?
Like I was like, I need to palate with They

(01:53:11):
Live is an incredible movie.

Speaker 5 (01:53:15):
The one guy shoots Hogan with it, he chugs the
Annie Freeze so the the gun didn't work and that's
the thing that I remember from a child, Annie Freeze.
Amid all of this, Undertaker and the other bounty hunter
find out where Hogan is and they show up, so
he grabs the frozen Christopher Lloyd and runs away. Hogan's
trying to get Christopher Lloyd to help him fight the

(01:53:36):
bounty hunters, but he's acting like a total fucking pussy
in this scene. Uh, Lloyd goes, I'm your landlord. I'm
just supposed to bring you an extra bar of soap
when you need one. Again, do the creators of this
movie not know what landlords do? That's not part of
the landlord.

Speaker 4 (01:53:52):
When you're so rich, when you're so rich, you don't
understand concepts like that. First off, the reason he's even
in this house is because the rent.

Speaker 7 (01:54:00):
Out of room.

Speaker 4 (01:54:00):
They had apartments in suburbia, like it's I know that
you don't think they do because your rich area doesn't
have them.

Speaker 3 (01:54:06):
But the suburbs also have apartments. Who are you talking to?
Whoever's the will to listen?

Speaker 5 (01:54:12):
Okay, are you talking to me?

Speaker 3 (01:54:14):
Because I'm not rich? Oh no, I do this fucking show.

Speaker 4 (01:54:17):
I will say this.

Speaker 3 (01:54:18):
Of the three of us, you are the richest in spirit.
I thank you. I agree with that.

Speaker 4 (01:54:23):
Oh I'm JK, dude, you're dead as shit inside. Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:54:28):
Hogan said he needs some crystals to fix the ship,
and Christopher Lloyd's boss just so happens to have these
rare crystals.

Speaker 3 (01:54:34):
No, no, no, no, you misspoke. He needed crystal. He's
talking about meth anthetamine. Oh I got chaka.

Speaker 7 (01:54:40):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:54:40):
So he takes Hogan there to steal them, but the
bounty hunters show up. Hogan tries to hit him with
some rebar. They bend it, give it back to him,
and then Hogan bends it into the shape of a
bunny rabbit.

Speaker 4 (01:54:51):
I love that it was a stupid but I like
that it's this is nineties, right, this is early nineties
ninety one. This is a watch an eighties movie, though, yes.

Speaker 5 (01:55:02):
Definitely, Undertaker says you're a dead man.

Speaker 3 (01:55:06):
Ramsey.

Speaker 5 (01:55:06):
Ramsey is hul Cogan's name in this, but it's in
a baby voice.

Speaker 1 (01:55:11):
I could not believe that.

Speaker 5 (01:55:13):
He goes no wonder you guys never talk.

Speaker 3 (01:55:16):
His name. Let's talk about it.

Speaker 4 (01:55:17):
His name is Shep Ramsey step I thought it was
every single time they said, and it was Chef Ramsey.
I can't Kitchen Nightmares would be entirely different about hull
Cogan instead of.

Speaker 3 (01:55:35):
Hogan. Brother.

Speaker 4 (01:55:36):
Let me tell you something about the mold on your tomatoes.

Speaker 3 (01:55:39):
Okay, you can't sell run a business like this loose books.

Speaker 5 (01:55:44):
Brother Hogan defeats the Bounty Hunters and go back to
a ship to repair it. But the evil guy from
the opening scene, the lizard Man, shows up to Christopher
Lloyd's house.

Speaker 3 (01:55:55):
It takes the family hostage.

Speaker 4 (01:55:56):
I'm gonna say this is from the bottom of my heart,
the only redeeming quality of this whole movie, besides the
stellar performances of Shelley Long and Christopher Lloyd, is the
suit this dude war because it was actually looked good.
I was like, oh wow, that, like this is what
they put the budget into. Haul Cogan in this suit.

Speaker 5 (01:56:19):
Christopher Lloyd leads the guy right the Hogan in his ship.

Speaker 3 (01:56:21):
What a fucking bitch, Yes, guy is.

Speaker 5 (01:56:25):
Uh to save the family, hal Cogan offers himself to
the evil guy, but as he's doing this, he sets
his ship to self destruct, so the plans emotion all right.
Christopher Lloyd comes back after driving off driving his family
to safety to help. He grabs the evil Guy's dick.

Speaker 3 (01:56:44):
With hal Coogan's drove out arm.

Speaker 5 (01:56:46):
Okay, and that turns the evil guy into the creature
from the Black Lagoon.

Speaker 4 (01:56:51):
Essentially essentially, yes, you tug on my you tug on
my dick hard enough? I turned into a monster too.

Speaker 3 (01:57:01):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:57:03):
Hogan shocks the creature with some wires, escapes with Christopher Lloyd,
and the ship self destruct, presumably presumably killing the creature.

Speaker 3 (01:57:10):
From the Black Wagoon. Hell yeah, okay, uh, we could
to get to.

Speaker 5 (01:57:14):
The closing see where Hogan's doing the skateboarding. The pants
he's wearing here are fucking insane. These like multi colored
parachute pants.

Speaker 3 (01:57:23):
I don't even know how to.

Speaker 5 (01:57:26):
Kind of is this?

Speaker 3 (01:57:27):
Is this? When helps a little girl yeah with her cat.

Speaker 4 (01:57:31):
By the way, this little girl is someone famous as
ship I found out. Oh, she's like an Emmy Award
winning actress. I think she was in like a bunch
of movies and this is like her first ever acting
role or something.

Speaker 3 (01:57:43):
Was Haulkkan saving or cat from a tree wasn't even
the right cat. It's not my cat? Uh, Christopher?

Speaker 4 (01:57:51):
Yeah, Elizabeth Moss, Yeah, that's it, Elizabeth. I don't know
who the fuck that is, but I mean, I hope
she's famous.

Speaker 5 (01:57:57):
So oh, okay, that's sounds familiar.

Speaker 4 (01:58:01):
I mean, listen, I like going I like going on
like IMDb. I'll have like factoids about the movie that
I didn't know.

Speaker 3 (01:58:05):
I like. I like. I like doing that about movies
and seeing what they like.

Speaker 5 (01:58:10):
Christopher Lloyd quits his job and Hogan takes off on
a ship back to space with the secretary because she
likes big meaty men.

Speaker 3 (01:58:17):
She used that terminology.

Speaker 4 (01:58:18):
Can I tell you something, since the eighties and nineties,
we've been a fit. It's an affinity, man, and I
guess what.

Speaker 3 (01:58:24):
I believe it. I'm here for it. I presume this
is the Bounty Hunter ship.

Speaker 5 (01:58:33):
Otherwise I have no idea where he got another ship.

Speaker 3 (01:58:35):
Did they even explain that? Maybe I missed it?

Speaker 4 (01:58:38):
I didn't pay enough attention to understand that I would
just go safely assume that it's the you know, the bounty.

Speaker 3 (01:58:44):
Yes, okay.

Speaker 5 (01:58:46):
The movie ends with Christopher Lloyd running a red light,
stopping and shooting the light with a laser gun because
he's badass now severe mental issues.

Speaker 4 (01:58:56):
He's badass now, dude, he's a bad badass.

Speaker 5 (01:59:00):
Hogan leaves him and he's an unemployed loser.

Speaker 3 (01:59:04):
But what does his wife want to do now?

Speaker 4 (01:59:08):
His wife wants to she wanted to do that before,
and he's like no, no, no, thinks now now he
don't need he hard Okay, I got you. Okay, uh this,
I'm gonna listen. Listen when we talked about it. I
like it more again, I'm up to it.

Speaker 3 (01:59:25):
I'm up.

Speaker 4 (01:59:25):
I'm up to the six out of ten.

Speaker 3 (01:59:27):
I loved it. I'm like a five.

Speaker 4 (01:59:33):
Whole mid range cover. If you thought this movie was made,
you're correct. Uh perfect, But yeah, thank you to George PJ.
Tom How again, I guess watch something like Suburban Commando.

Speaker 3 (01:59:45):
Patreon dot com, slash Ring Russ Radio.

Speaker 1 (01:59:48):
Donate to the retros here, then email us Ring Russ
Radio at gmail dot com.

Speaker 3 (01:59:53):
Anything with the restner involved. We will cover it.

Speaker 4 (01:59:56):
Hell yeah, let's move on.

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