Episode 761: Ring Rust Radio’s Halloween Costume Draft, Gremlins 2 Retro

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Now you're listening to wrestling news that matters from people
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Speaker 2 (00:13):
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Speaker 3 (00:15):
World, really rust really hard.

Speaker 4 (00:32):
Ye sure the wing, I guys's ever another edition of

(01:07):
a patented a ring or a radio bracket draft?

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Shew, Mike, he are this mother is Halloween, spooky season,
and I just picked costumes, went to Halloween, our spirit Halloween,
picked out costumes. And that's got something to do with
what we're doing here tonight.

Speaker 5 (01:29):
Oh yeah, this is just a bracket. It's never a bracket,
draft or draft bracket.

Speaker 6 (01:32):
It's never both of them combined. It's only one or
the other. But this is a bracket.

Speaker 5 (01:37):
It's to determine the greatest Halloween costume ever.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
And these are like more broad not anything specific, right,
And that is a caveat you put in here. Yeah,
like scream, I know, the one you guys are bitching about,
was like, scream is a costume is a no go? Yep,
I'm asking more than anything. And then there's your silence
there doesn't help anybody.

Speaker 5 (02:02):
Well, I think.

Speaker 6 (02:04):
That not to have specific horror characters specific because like
anything could be a fucking costume.

Speaker 5 (02:09):
You can have fucking Mike Schmidt on here or whatever.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
Yeah, fucking I can't handle the press. But I got
a mean home run and one of the best, fucking
if not the best their base of all time. M
hm okay, great, So that's really good. We got some
friends here to help us determine it. So, Mike Bay,
where does someone get involved and also become our friend

(02:34):
because we desperately need them. Honestly, guys, we need you
now more than ever. We need you to come on
the show. We have two great friends here, Colin and
in Mango, and we need you here too. Don't be lame,
don't be lame. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Patreon dot com, Slash or ring Ross Radio, donate to
our bracket challenge here.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Every month we do a bracket or a draft.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Next month, Tuesday, November fourth, six pm Eastern, we're going
to do a draft from everyone that's ever existed in
the world to join us for our Thanksgiving dinner.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
Yeah, that's a good that's a great idea.

Speaker 5 (03:09):
What idea?

Speaker 3 (03:10):
That's a great idea. I bet you, I bet you
that brings the people in for a draft on that one. Yeah,
Colin and Mama, will you come next month? I will
be there. Hell you to come come? How hard you
bring my dad back to Waddy?

Speaker 2 (03:27):
No, you can.

Speaker 5 (03:28):
You can draft them absolutely hell yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
Yeah, if you want to draft, dude, that's a good one.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
I'll bring mama draft every dictator.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
I'm just bringing.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
No.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
I bring my mom back and talked to be like,
are you happy with hell I turned out?

Speaker 2 (03:40):
She's like, I was happy with how you turned out.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
My grandfather is like I knew you would be gay.
Like I'm not gay, though, Grandfather, I knew you would
be though. All right, Like number one, go ahead.

Speaker 6 (03:54):
All right, we got the one seed ghost against the
sixteen seed a lifeguard.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
Oh ship is this? And women? Because I like a
female ghost is nothing to me. A female lifeguard. Very
it's working. It's working for me.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
So there you go.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
Okay, how about you, Mike, You're wait, so you're picked lifeguard?

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Lifeguard?

Speaker 3 (04:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (04:18):
So part of my thin here is ghost is a
very half assed costume. You're putting a fucking sheet over
yourself and cutting some holes.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
In the ass.

Speaker 5 (04:26):
It's also problematic in it's.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
You think you're thinking clan, but really, if you're in
certain parts of the South, it's definite front upon. But
if you're in like Pennsylvanian shit, like you're just I
see a ghost, I don't see the clan, you know
what I mean?

Speaker 6 (04:45):
Okay, Well, I'm just saying that it can be construed
as something I'd rather steer clear of that. I'd rather
see a lady in her lifeguard.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
What about a man in like a Hasslehoff type gear.

Speaker 5 (04:56):
That's I would even prefer that.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
Yeah, but it's my body, but it's my body.

Speaker 5 (05:01):
Are ready to be covered though, I'm thinking watch.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
Here, what about me and Baywatch?

Speaker 2 (05:05):
Good movie?

Speaker 5 (05:06):
Then I would take a ghost. You need to be
a ghost. You need to be covered up as much
as possible, but overall going.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
Like shapeless mongos.

Speaker 7 (05:17):
Sweet mom, I went as a I went as a
tonehead ghost, and I got beat up a lot.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
That's my fear. That was my fear ghost. That was
that was a codehead joke. They got cut like I
was cutting the floor on that one. Okay, Okay, lady lady,
thank Colin. Please.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
I was gonna go ghost, But you guys have some
pretty convincing arguments.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Yeah, I want to go life guard.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
There you go. You want to be on the right
side history. BJ picks relevant.

Speaker 5 (05:50):
Mm hmmm, pick irrelevant.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Let's go with a Cinderella run for a lifeguard.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
Hell yeah, dude, all right, sixteen seeds. Listen. We just
said there's a lot of respect on the staff. It's
all I need to know.

Speaker 5 (06:02):
M hm uh okay.

Speaker 6 (06:04):
Next one, we got the eight seed Mummy against the
nine seed spider.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
Oh, Mummy's a classic. Gets a toilet paper, the extra
strings stuff, you know what I mean? You wrap yourself
in it. You look like your goddamn mummy spider. How
the hell am I says it? Dressed like a spider?
What are we talking about here? I don't have eight legs.
I got four times, Mike.

Speaker 5 (06:28):
I agree. I don't view spiders like an iconic.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
Shouldn't be on the list.

Speaker 6 (06:32):
Made remember seeing people like as a kid dressed up
like a spider. But Mummy is a classic. It's because
it's easy to do. Literally, you just need some toilet paper.
You can make it pick some fucking I don't know,
just it's so easy to do.

Speaker 5 (06:44):
And it reminds me of the Yeta from WCW.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
No, it reminds me of the Mummy from E c W.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
Oh he's worth better.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
Oh, Mango, wasn't the real fun to.

Speaker 5 (07:07):
Hugged him real hard?

Speaker 3 (07:10):
I like that. Give me some of that. Yeah, it's good, Colin.
Would you also like some of that?

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Some of that moment?

Speaker 4 (07:16):
Yeah, I'm with Mike.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
I don't think I've ever seen anybody dress as a spider.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
So go on, Mummy, there you go, BJR relevant Mummy.

Speaker 5 (07:23):
Great, I got the five seed. A vampire gets a
twelve seed. A cheerleader.

Speaker 3 (07:28):
Okay, now listen, this might be controversial. Cheerleader obviously very nice, right,
but I just you know, I think vampires is a
saying like Alvira, Right, That's like Alvira as a kid
was like, that's like go to for me to finish.
So so, so alviraus top too. I'm going vampire, Mike.

Speaker 5 (07:57):
Obviously there's some positive the cheerleader. Of course. I'm right.
Vampire is the.

Speaker 6 (08:06):
Top five most iconic Halloween costume you could have. I'm
pretty sure I probably was that at least one time.

Speaker 5 (08:14):
Probably most people were. So I think if.

Speaker 6 (08:16):
You're thinking of the most legendary Halloween costumes you you
gotta move on vampire.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
Oh I'm sorry, Mango. You could be a vampire cheerleader,
and just like I was thinking that, of course, you
can always combine and then I could be bled. All right, Colin,

(08:44):
I'm gonna go cheerleader.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
I know it doesn't matter at this point, but it doesn't.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
You're just a pervert and you have to say it
out loud. I hear you. I hear you, dude, I
hear you.

Speaker 5 (08:53):
Cheerleader. Not true.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
No, I refer I like older ladies. You know what
I mean. I want, like I said, secretary, or like
a woman who's like a librarian. That's right. I'm looking
for a grown ass woman's good. Next one. Please, Speaking
of that, did would you think Vampire.

Speaker 5 (09:18):
Four seed Witch against the thirteen seed?

Speaker 3 (09:20):
None know which gonna be with Naudio nice gives about
both their naughty at the end of the night. Gotta
a witch. It's classic. The none is is fun, little
sacrilege is always nice. But uh, which is classic? And
there's so much you can do with it, so many variation.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Yeah, we need to have vampire witch matchup.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
Oh yeah, dude, what's the movie we watched with the monsters?
They were all wrestling monster. That's what it feels like
we're doing here. It feels like doing monster. I like that.
I like that.

Speaker 6 (09:56):
Mike None is not a good costume, but which just
just like vampire. That's that's the top five iconic. So
it's gonna be witch, uh.

Speaker 7 (10:08):
Mango j from Jay and Silent Bob back nons.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
We're going the other side. That's wild to hear, it's wild, Colin,
follow that up. You going witch here, Immede at least
spent bj witch.

Speaker 6 (10:31):
All right, we got six seed Zombie against the eleven
seed monster.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
What does mons mean?

Speaker 5 (10:36):
That's a little brod.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
Yeah, that's a that's a really broad stroke you just
painted there, Bud, What what do you? What do you
mean here? Hey? Freaking what what are we doing? What?
What does monster mean?

Speaker 5 (10:50):
Whatever you want to mean?

Speaker 3 (10:52):
No? What is my fuck you? What is when you
put that on there? What are you picturing in your mind?

Speaker 1 (10:59):
I just went on looking like Spirit Halloween in those
fucking websites and look fucking broad costumes.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
Dude, you just looked at broad costumes. They don't like
when you call that anymore, Bud, broad freaking broad goyles
out here having costumes. I like it when they had cats.
I guess, I guess monsters just I'm gonna just lose

(11:25):
Monster because it doesn't make a lick of fucker, says
I'm going to zombie because I hate that I have
to ask me questions about monster, Mike.

Speaker 6 (11:32):
I think I can't in good conscience go monster because
it's hard to like pinpoint one thing in my mind.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
You know, Yeah, a muppets a monster, you know what
I mean? ZOMBI I think like a real monsters.

Speaker 5 (11:47):
That's a great show. But I'm still going to zombie.

Speaker 7 (11:50):
Longo skill it.

Speaker 5 (12:00):
Yeah, I must confess that like a monster.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
Oh my god, duh Colin.

Speaker 6 (12:10):
Colin going going Zombie comes with a great dance j
That's also a great song the Cranberry.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
That is a good song and.

Speaker 5 (12:24):
Skill it's good man. I'm sorry you.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
Should think they sucked, right you about to hear these
whispersons but dark Yeah, yeah, dude, I don't know what
that means, but I don't like it. I hit the
next one, please, dude.

Speaker 6 (12:38):
H three seed Ninja against the fourteen seed Robot.

Speaker 3 (12:42):
This might be one of my favorite brackets ever. I
just six year old, Like I see my six year
old son, we went to Hallow or Spirit Halloween, and
he's like, should be a banana? Should I be a
fucking robot? You know? He's like yes, He's like just
like blown away that he could be all these different things.
It's so broad. Ninja robot, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna
go Ninja, dude, a fat ninja. Come on, I'm like

(13:07):
Chris Farley Beverly Hills Ninja.

Speaker 5 (13:11):
So I'm going ninja for sure.

Speaker 6 (13:14):
Uh Ninja was like probably the most popular costume for
like a boy, like when I was a kid, and
I had to have been Ninja multiple times.

Speaker 5 (13:23):
I mean, dude, it was fucking awesome.

Speaker 6 (13:25):
You could carry around a sword and throwing stars and
nun chucks and ship like that. Who would not want
to do that as a fucking like eight to ten
year old.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
I was a hundred A couple of times, I just
carried on a little gun. It was fine back then,
a real gun. No hell nod my mom, and that
weren't that crazy. They weren't around, yeah we know, because
they had the real gun pointed at me. Fucking turn not.

Speaker 5 (13:51):
So fun when the rabbits got done.

Speaker 3 (13:56):
Manga.

Speaker 7 (13:58):
Uh Ninja was cool because I used painting yellow, pretend
that dinsaurs working.

Speaker 3 (14:03):
In Yeah, I don't know those dumba ass words mean uh,
colin over to you.

Speaker 6 (14:10):
Yeah, there was a point where I was like a
ninja for eight years straight, maybe more episodes.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
It was from twenty five to thirty two.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
Sexty ninja seven years.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
It was though I counted both engineers.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
Dude, you have this? Yeah, okay, so you see you
being wrong about that?

Speaker 3 (14:33):
Oh sh dude, I'm getting better if my daughter is
teaching me nice BJ did you have a pick or
do we?

Speaker 2 (14:40):
Ninja is growing up one.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
Of my favorite things of anything, and so I'm definitely
going Ninja.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
I'm so mad at you I can't even look at
you in the face right now. You made this dumb
ship list. It's got me so furious. Mike, we.

Speaker 6 (14:55):
Get we get seven seed pumpkin against a ten seed fireman.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
Okay, j in your mind, you didn't see a problem
with putting pumpkin on here? Who the fuck goes the pumpkin?
Why is this a cornerstone costume?

Speaker 1 (15:11):
Like every fucking baby goes as the pumpkins?

Speaker 3 (15:17):
That's true. I did offense.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
Secondly, and more importantly, last week, I sent you.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
This entire list, and you had no complaints because.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
I didn't look at it. I was busy, I was
I literally had anything better today.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
Aren't you supposed to be the boss?

Speaker 3 (15:40):
Yes I am, but I I Alex, I Alex.

Speaker 5 (15:43):
I don't acknowledge that.

Speaker 3 (15:44):
Yeah yeah, neither of you beja, So stop acting like
it when it's convenient, when your list is up here
on the cross you could have. This is Mike, Now Pumpkin, Mike, Mike, Mike,
You're the Mike Pumpkin on this list? Does it deserve
to be listening?

Speaker 2 (15:59):
Just tell me it's Halloween?

Speaker 3 (16:02):
Like, how many grown how many grown up children have
you seen the last ten years of your life? Just
like a fucking pumpkin? Dude? Hey, pride too.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
It's a very common.

Speaker 6 (16:13):
I think Fireman's a lame ass costume, and I am
picking pumpkin.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
Yeah, me too, because every time I dress like a
sexy fireman. Every time I dress a sexy fireman, my
wife says not like that. I don't think she wants me.
I think she wants a different Fireman or a different man.
I'm pretty sure Pumpkin was.

Speaker 5 (16:33):
My first bucket Halloween costume.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
So I'm going with that, I'm going Pumpkin as well. Smongo,
I smashing pumpkins literally and figuratively to.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
This could be the dark horse of the of the bracket.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
Pumpkin a dark horse. He just crack.

Speaker 5 (17:02):
Well.

Speaker 3 (17:02):
It was never a question it was advancing either. I
just was saying how dumb it was and was on there.
It was just up against one of the worst ones
ever in Fireman Go Ahead.

Speaker 6 (17:13):
We got the two seed sexy nurse against the fifteen
seed astronaut.

Speaker 3 (17:19):
I was gonna say, you could have just wrote Jesus Christ.

Speaker 5 (17:24):
Also, I would have I would have got there in
my mind.

Speaker 3 (17:27):
Hell yeah, yeah. We could have been subtle about it.
We're not monsters. You could have just let it burst simmer. No,
here's the truth. You're you know by the way your
your pumpkin run made it as far as Sexy Nurse
before he died on the vine. Dude, ain't no way, dude,
Pumpkins is what I'm answer.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
If you guys want some insight into the creation of
this list, I was not easy to get thirty two.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
God you yo, cry me a fucking river crying because
it's because you did a ship job. Dude, write nurse
I'm writing sexy nurse, alienate our friends. I'm taking a
simple nurse. I'm no, I'm going take it back. I'm
taking a homely nurse. Sexy nurse man, I mean acts, dude,

(18:13):
I'm taking the hell nurse. Mm hmmm.

Speaker 5 (18:16):
I'm taking sexy nurse.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
I don't want. I don't want something homely as nurse.
Give me some.

Speaker 5 (18:25):
I'm taking a nurse who takes their job very seriously.

Speaker 3 (18:29):
If you never go to the hospital, those nurses are dickheads.
Sometimes yeah, sure, but they lured that over you, like,
get any I can't find your bait in your fat arm.
You're like, shut up, take.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
Should drink more water? Good advice.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
I'm taking the nurse on the cover.

Speaker 5 (18:53):
Yes, yes, there he is.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
That's my guy, dude. That's when you used to pick.
That's when you used to fucking pay records based on
the front covers. Like I go in to Blockbuster and be.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
Like that one Blockbuster for your records.

Speaker 3 (19:09):
No, it's but like like VHS tape the same idea. Okay,
trying to put me on blasts because you know, because
your list blows, You're all sat list sucks. Your list
is why nobody showed up, Colin.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
Two people show.

Speaker 7 (19:29):
Up going astronaut despise nurses.

Speaker 5 (19:33):
What Yeah, even if they're sexy, Yeah, what if they're sexy?

Speaker 3 (19:38):
What if your wife comes in and like you look
like you got a cold, big man, you wouldn't like that.
You'd rather her come in and be like, here's one
small stepher man Cord, You're like, baby, you're like, put
your lander in my fucking shoes. Let's eat grab Colin.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
I'm crazy that he thinks he's funny.

Speaker 3 (20:03):
Okay, great, con great pick, BJ What was your pick? Sex?
Not figured as much? Good?

Speaker 6 (20:11):
Next one, we got the one seed skeleton against the
sixteen seed baseball player.

Speaker 3 (20:17):
Okay, I'm gonna just come out here and just jump
in here. Mike Schmidt did make the list. Mike Schmidt
did make the list. Good to see good, Uh, skeleton
is really hard to pull off. Like for me, I
just don't think it's possible to really pull skeleton.

Speaker 5 (20:33):
Very tall and thin to be a good skeleton.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
Yeah, but even then it never looked good. You had
to wear that black suit that had the skeleton on it,
and that always.

Speaker 5 (20:41):
Sometimes like neon like the bones and ship.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
Yeah, it just it never did it for me but
the baseball player classic one, you got a pain in
your face and be like the Warriors guys, So we're going,
I'm going baseball player.

Speaker 5 (20:55):
I can't say I ever like was an athlete for
like Halloween.

Speaker 3 (20:59):
No, you could have stopped athlete. You said.

Speaker 5 (21:06):
Better one than you were.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
But please, dude, please dude. I'm a born athlete. Then
I played.

Speaker 6 (21:13):
Baseball for many years, so I wasn't gonna be dressing
up as a baseball player for fucking Halloween. But skeleton,
I'll go with that because it reminds me of uh
fucking milm ware.

Speaker 5 (21:23):
To this group and uh underground girlfriend calls yeah, no.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
You said, you said yeah, you said yeah, if you
die at the end, she does she have an only
Things longo does she don't know? You find it.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
On it?

Speaker 3 (21:47):
Baseball furies. Yeah, Baseball Furies, That's what it is. Thank you, buddy,
Colin Blow in the Dark. Skeletons Rockton weird stance to
just have in your pocket.

Speaker 5 (22:00):
That's a good stance.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
Stance.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
I agree with his stance.

Speaker 5 (22:04):
Oh yeah, skeleton.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
Skeleton stuns baseball player in the first Remember what her
real name, Maxine? It was it was that Maxine, but
it was a vaccine, right.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
I think she was Maxine.

Speaker 5 (22:19):
She was Maxine.

Speaker 3 (22:25):
Up on that seed.

Speaker 5 (22:28):
Eight seed black cat against the nine seed.

Speaker 3 (22:31):
Sheriff. Okay, but just I'm gonna just say cat, it's weirdly.
Just make a cat a lady as a black cat. Listen,
I'll take the kid cat anyway I can get it.
The kitty cats look nice. I like that in the office.
But Sheriff, the implications of being a police officer, you

(22:54):
know that could be nice to you know what I mean?
You like you pull over here, sir, like you're not
a real cop, be like, I know, so I'm gonna
literally illegal to do. Well. Then I'm gonna go black
cat because the other one is a crime. So I'll
do that.

Speaker 5 (23:10):
I'll be I like, I'm always gonna pick a cat
over a pig. So we're going black cat.

Speaker 4 (23:17):
Yo.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
Do you like punk rock now or something? Do you
like you like the most? You're like the most. Hell yeah,
you're like the best thirty five year old I ever
met in my life. Dude.

Speaker 5 (23:29):
No, I just don't like people who abuse their power.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
List either. You're like, oh, dude, hell yeah, dude, I'm
going as ice.

Speaker 5 (23:40):
You would love that job.

Speaker 3 (23:42):
I would be I would be.

Speaker 8 (23:43):
Vanilla Ice in an ice uniform. People would be like,
I'd be like Ice ice baby, do you get it?
It's two ices?

Speaker 3 (23:54):
Yeah, you're taking a child.

Speaker 5 (23:57):
Course on that joke.

Speaker 3 (23:59):
Why we're just it's just getting I thought he's just
getting good. Yeah, I could see it in your eyes.

Speaker 7 (24:06):
Manco speaking, that's what's their face doesn't have an only fants,
but Matt Real does.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
Yeah, it's a hot city dude. Were her gross?

Speaker 6 (24:20):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (24:23):
Oh, don't try got it? Got it? Got it's Colin
black Cat. M hm. Colin is tuning us out, b J.

Speaker 5 (24:38):
He is absolutely found himself in.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
Colin.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
Was the last time he was doing this, like behind
your wife's back?

Speaker 2 (24:46):
Yeah, it doesn't ring a bell?

Speaker 3 (24:47):
No, okay, are you doing that again tonight?

Speaker 2 (24:50):
No?

Speaker 3 (24:52):
That's well. She was best.

Speaker 5 (24:54):
I said, I hate nurses because she's a she's a nurse.
I just want to get a pop from her.

Speaker 3 (24:58):
He guess what that will do the opposite. Yeah, you
shouldn't like you should have like you should have been like,
I know, I love one nurse in particular, you know
what I mean, she'd say something nice particular. Yeah, okay,
go ahead.

Speaker 5 (25:12):
Five seed devil twelve seed hippie.

Speaker 3 (25:15):
I feel like these are the things on my shoulders.
You know, you have the good one, evil one. Mine
just mine's the devil. You're still a monster. Yeah. Well
the problem is I alays side with the devil because
I cannot side with the fucking hippie. I'm like, dude,
you're the worst dude he's I know you got weed, yeah,
I know you got weave, but I hate the rest
of it. So I'm going devil because that ladies could

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be like that and it's not hippie. I hate that ship.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
Women can't be hip.

Speaker 3 (25:41):
They can, but it's way less sexy than devil women.
M I'm taking that stance, by the way, Mike Cure,
I'm going let's go. Let's go, dude. You put those
two words together like that, and you're like fucking punk.

Speaker 5 (25:59):
They got the little horle, a little pitchfork like black pat.

Speaker 3 (26:03):
Oh, we're getting horny, dude. You're right about that. Hell yeah, mango.
I like my devils looks like Elizabeth Hurley, Davil, big
big fan Elizabeth Hurley. That's h she she was a
uh colin.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
Going here there you go.

Speaker 3 (26:27):
Look at you, dude. Your wife is so mad at you, dude.
She's never forgiven you for this again in the other room. Now,
now I've done it, it's good that she walked out.
She's like, these people are stupid. You're stupid for liking them.
Next one place, Baja, you chose devil. Devil got it
all right?

Speaker 5 (26:47):
Four seed princess against the thirteen seed cowboy.

Speaker 3 (26:51):
Yeah, I'm gonna go on the record right now. I
don't dress like a cowboy. I am a cowboy. I'm
a real life cowboy. I am just like kid rock
kid rock, dude. I'm making you know what they remember
what Mike, Remember when I said I was gonna cut
my hair, I'm actually gonna braid my hair.

Speaker 5 (27:13):
Okay, yep that that that won't helps the balding process.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
No, I'm anna braid it forward like yeah, hell yeah
the devil locked dude. Come on, you don't do that
every time as a long hair dude. I did every
time I take a shower. Dude, I just pull my
hair all together like that. I'm just like, yeah, I
do it when I get sad, which is a lot. Yehude, good, good,

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fucking hot topic and just fucking bitch about my mom. Yeah,
I go the hot topic and all their shirts are
just large, like I need three. Yes, I said cowboy,
I said cowboy, Dude, I never once been.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
I am a cowboy.

Speaker 3 (27:58):
I know.

Speaker 6 (28:00):
I'm going with cowboy because it reminds me of when
Kurt Angle tried to be a cowboy, had a tiny hat.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
Tiny hat. It is good. It's always either oversized or tiny.
It's good that way. Yes, Mango, I'm gonna go with
princess because my beautiful daughter was a princess deal. I
don't like it, Colin. I love your daughter. I love

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I love you and your daughter. It's just, you know,
I just it's an abrupt change from the mango I'm
used to. If I'm very honest, I'll change for you. Okay,
And well, Colin, what did you say?

Speaker 5 (28:45):
I said, I'm going princess because Hangman sucks. Oh you
gotta be hype for that. I had to pick what
he said about Hangman both.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
Yeah, I agree.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
And Donnie's also a fake cowboy, certainly over and there's
no way the cowboys advancing for Donnie to say the
dumb things.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
That he just said.

Speaker 5 (29:05):
Again, Wow, princess advancing princess for.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
Gun smoke Princess, my special heads Smoke Smoke again. Yeah,
get you know, get in Tenna TV. Get them watching
some really good stuff. And Tenna TV watch Little House
on the Perry every day, and I'm like, watch something else.
All right, We'll keep changing. Get the Colombo. You have

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to you get the Colombo there. There's so many episodes.
They're all little mystery. They're all little mystery. D kind
of like Mattock at his dumbest ship. That's lame. You're
lame for saying that. I would never admit that ship.
That ship again.

Speaker 5 (29:47):
Colombo is great on TV sometimes, like.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
Johnny like Jaggs Jag Jag. That's the US A home
of favor right there, Dude.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
I like.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
Yeah, Thunder and Paradise. Dude, come on, okay, go ahead,
place next.

Speaker 5 (30:13):
Six seed Scarecrow against eleven seed Angel.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
Okay, he's a or like our friend Literer, Ladies Man
Angel Mason.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (30:21):
I'm gonna go with Scarecrow because I like when someone
puts that kind of effort into it, into a costume
and they can look good and they're they're good.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (30:29):
I like Scarecrow Angels easy, but you know, it's whatever.

Speaker 5 (30:33):
I agree Angels kind of basic. Scarecrow.

Speaker 6 (30:36):
I can, in my mind put a spin on it,
like you're being Scarecrow from Batman, who's pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (30:40):
So Scarecrow random spin unnecessarily so it's fine, not at all. Okay, Mango,
I like to be a biblically accurate Angel. Will you
give everybody? Yeah? I mean that shit is pretty righteous?
Hell yeah, oh yeah, Colin, Let's go Angel.

Speaker 5 (31:03):
Let's go Angel another time.

Speaker 3 (31:05):
Why do you want to go Angel so much? Colin?
Ladies are just want to be business.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
I'm just looking at potential matchups and he's waiting on
the Angel Devil matches.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
Holy, he's gonna vote it. It's not happening.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
Yeah, that would never happen.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
And Scarecrows going over.

Speaker 3 (31:22):
Take that? Take that, Colin. Oh ship, dude, it was
a mind freak, BJ, Hold on ro quick, BJ. Did
you like Chris Angel? MindFreak?

Speaker 1 (31:32):
I didn't watch that, but I like the David Blaine special.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
You're so full of ship. You you dressed like you
dressed like you were Chris Angel for like four years.
I saw pictures at your high school with all your
guido buddy you know buddies. I said that, I just
said it, dude, I said it. Yeah, they know they were, Dude.

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There was worse than that ship. He didn't wear Echo.
He was wearing g units, fucking wife beaters, motherfucker, hold on,
hold on him. And I had Fubo pants and I
legitimately didn't know what they meant. They were hand me
downs that I wore Fuboo clothes because my white cousin
my parent. I found out later my white cousin thought

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he was black. He was not black, but I had
Fubu clothes. I'm just a little kid. I'm like, these
jeans are company ship. They're bigg as ship on me, dude,
So like they're all they're biggest ship for dogs. Yeah,
I'm fucking running around. I'm like, this is super cool.
And I got explained too. I think my mom got
explained to, like, you know, that's not that you think
it is, and she's like, jeans are expensive. He wears

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what he has.

Speaker 6 (32:43):
You have three seed Pirate against the fourteen seed Alien.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
Uh okay, Pirate is a good one, Ladies can be it.
That's fun too. Alien, that's some dedication and some weird shit.
I'm gonna go with Alien because I think it's more creative.
It takes more creativity to be an alien.

Speaker 5 (33:05):
Mike, I don't want to be a pirate. Actually I
do because I was a pirate before when I was
a kid. I bet trigger cheating.

Speaker 3 (33:12):
Pirates are cool.

Speaker 5 (33:14):
I packed sword fucking one of those hands, all kinds
of cool.

Speaker 3 (33:20):
Basic, Pit're basic as take you on the date of
burger king cool.

Speaker 7 (33:25):
Hat, mango, Yeah, alienst predators before Chris Hansen did.

Speaker 3 (33:34):
One. Hell yeah, that's a good one. How often have
weve been had that in your pocket for how many years?
The one time you can use it? Oh, I was
want of it as a family guy cut away, Colin.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
Yeah, I think my very first costume is a pirate,
So I'm going pirate. My god, it's up to bj
We absolutely need Ninja versus Pirate in the finals for
the legendary stupid.

Speaker 3 (34:01):
It's not making it past scarecrow, bro.

Speaker 5 (34:03):
I see the vision. I love the vision.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
Like that where they fought the warriors. What was where
they stab up pig like my swords tougher, oh, forging.

Speaker 5 (34:18):
Fire or something like that, where they would make a weapon.

Speaker 3 (34:22):
This is unbelievably stupid. Next one, please is this bad?
Hold on a minute?

Speaker 5 (34:28):
Hold on that say it, Mike, seven seed Bat against
ten seed Werewolf.

Speaker 3 (34:34):
Mike, Yep, I'm not gonna yell at you here, so
just let it out for a second.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
Cider yelling me up that up.

Speaker 3 (34:43):
Like that is like the little like flying creature thing, right, Yeah,
So so we feel okay, real quick, when you saw
this one and you're like, okay, bat, like, okay, you
didn't think that that wasn't a good idea? Like that
didn't cross your mind at all. F how many people
have you seen dress as a bat?

Speaker 2 (35:04):
It's on the fucking website.

Speaker 3 (35:05):
Real quick, real quick, but I know, I know. Let's
let's take the website out of it for one second.
Just talk man here. You didn't think for one second
that this ship was dumb as fuck and you didn't.
You didn't, just that didn't cross your mind.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
All you have to do is a vote for the
other one, were Wolf.

Speaker 3 (35:22):
I just I just want you real quick. I just
want you to take responsibility for your actions.

Speaker 5 (35:26):
Okay, mom, Bat costumes are kind of wild.

Speaker 3 (35:29):
Actually I'm gonna wear Wolf. Mike.

Speaker 5 (35:35):
I uh, I don't think it's worth wasting five minutes.

Speaker 6 (35:43):
Obliterating the idea that's on the bracket. I you know,
I personally don't recall seeing people dressed as bats, but
I'm just not gonna choose it.

Speaker 5 (35:51):
I'm gonna go wear wolf.

Speaker 3 (35:54):
But you're better than me, then longo, better than the
second best. Uh uh yeah, I'm going wear a wolf
because the best mules whites. Real quick, though, I see this,
it's called a bat Battie Romper. I like that bat.

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That one colin going were wolf bj W. So you
didn't pick bat, would right? That's what I thought too.
That's what I thought too, Bunny. That's exactly what truss
my mind as well.

Speaker 6 (36:37):
Go ahead, excellent, I match with the first rounds of
two seed clown against the fifteen seed football player.

Speaker 3 (36:43):
Just like PJ. Clowns are creepy as ship never just
like one never had a desire to. I don't like clowns,
aren't like aren't creepy to me. I just think if
you're a clown, you're creepy. Does that make sense? Like
people are afraid of clowns and ship that I have
no fear of that at all. Killed Klow's amount of
space is fun and ship.

Speaker 5 (37:03):
It sounds like you're a little afraid of him.

Speaker 3 (37:05):
No, it's it's the people who are people who are
they a little bit like a bitch? Yeah, John Wayne
Gacy was a clown. He was a real murderer.

Speaker 5 (37:14):
You loved him and you were in love with him.

Speaker 3 (37:16):
I'm gonna I was in love with He's got this house.

Speaker 4 (37:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (37:24):
This week on Peacock, that series is debuting one John
wayn Gacy.

Speaker 3 (37:28):
Okay and the things on I think I have really.

Speaker 5 (37:33):
Two episodes of it. It's fucking insane his story.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
Really did we do that ging on the show?

Speaker 5 (37:38):
Absolutely did? Of course I knew more than I should
have known while watching.

Speaker 3 (37:45):
Yeah, you're like you're like, You're like, you like, lean
over to your wife, You're like, bape, check out.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
This part coming out and then retaining any of that information.

Speaker 3 (37:53):
That's when we found a pussy in a box. Remember
that that's in the show. Mike clown or football player.
I'm going football player?

Speaker 2 (38:04):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (38:05):
I view clown as a more iconic and popular Halloween costume.
I don't.

Speaker 6 (38:10):
I was never like a regular clown, but I know
one year I was like a killer clown quote unquote,
like with they had like all over and like a
fucking machete and shing like that.

Speaker 5 (38:20):
So I mean it's a versatile costume. I'll go clown.

Speaker 3 (38:25):
Mango. I went as a OA was a killer football player.
That's a really good costume.

Speaker 2 (38:33):
Good point, it shoots hopefully.

Speaker 3 (38:37):
Yeah, is that a football player? I think so college.

Speaker 5 (38:49):
You have a lot of variations with clown where football
players just kind of basic clown.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
Yeah, doggy is a basic pitch. We're gonna go a clown.

Speaker 6 (38:58):
Oh yeah, all right, into the second round, guys, we
got the sixteen seed Lifeguard in the eight seed Mummy.

Speaker 3 (39:08):
I guess this is where we have to pick between
how much we like this says verse how much we
like the actual costume. I'm gonna have to go here,
Mummy because it's just so easy to do and it's iconic.
It's classic love lifeguard love looking at them like, I
I go, Mummy.

Speaker 6 (39:25):
Yeah, I mean we we already got sexy nurse down there,
and I think that's gonna do a lot of the
heavy lifting in terms of that.

Speaker 5 (39:34):
So I don't think we need Lifeguard to advance.

Speaker 6 (39:36):
I think Mummy is the more uh, you know, popular
costume from like the history of Halloween.

Speaker 3 (39:43):
So I go Mummy, Mango. I think, yeah, they're underestimating
how good some mummy milkers can be. Mummy, I'm looking
that up. I'm looking at it. I'm curly looking that up.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
Colin, Mummy, there's nothing to look up.

Speaker 3 (40:03):
I will find any excuses I can, brother bj mummy.
Next one, all right, we got.

Speaker 5 (40:11):
The five seed Vampire and the four seed Witch.

Speaker 3 (40:15):
This is a good one. This is classic. We're going
through what is that paramount a CBS who owns the
universal Universal mounts?

Speaker 5 (40:22):
Yeah, although Witch would not be one of those, but.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
Sure, but it's still iconic, still a cornerstone. I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go vampire. There's dudes.

Speaker 6 (40:40):
Kind of yeah, because I would never would have bet
a witch, but I would have been a vampire.

Speaker 5 (40:44):
And there's like you got the fucking fake teeth, you
got the flood.

Speaker 3 (40:49):
Then you get to wear a nice suit. I remember
what I remember my mom got me the suit thing
for a vampire costume. And I was like, man, my
mom went and got me a suit nice and ship.
She said, I got that ship from good willn't good Will?
I sort of got dirt in. She was like, it
was like two dollars. Put it on. I wore a

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dead person's clothes. I think.

Speaker 5 (41:14):
Vampire. I'm going.

Speaker 3 (41:18):
I'm a little vampire.

Speaker 7 (41:19):
But I'd like to apologize to all the people that
work she used to be in witches or moderately.

Speaker 3 (41:24):
Could be singular. Husband's justice for you. That's whatever, dude.
A lot of people got killed a lot of points
in history.

Speaker 5 (41:31):
Which were terrible.

Speaker 6 (41:32):
It's like, we're gonna throw you into a fucking link
with cinder blocks attached to you.

Speaker 5 (41:36):
If you live, you're a witch. I'm going to kill you.
If you die, Oops, you weren't a witch.

Speaker 3 (41:42):
It's a really rough test. It's a really rough test.
You end up like the real test.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
Ye didn't throw the fire.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
That's how the Italians learned how to handle their problems. Hey,
we just make bitch sink now to get some concrete.
That's what Colin? Did you make a pick? Vampire?

Speaker 2 (42:13):
Which vampire?

Speaker 3 (42:17):
Are we boring you?

Speaker 2 (42:19):
No?

Speaker 3 (42:19):
Not yet? Okay, good ja?

Speaker 2 (42:22):
I am bored and I'm taking vampire.

Speaker 3 (42:24):
Good all right?

Speaker 6 (42:25):
Perfect honestly is important. Six seed zombie against the three
seed ninja.

Speaker 3 (42:34):
You know, nerds did ninja. Nerds were ninja. Nerds were ninjas.
That's his bottom line. I was never a ninja, not
one time I was never a Ninja. I was never
a power Ranger. I didn't like any of that ship
I was I was. I hated that ship, and people
who did like that ship were lame to me. I

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would say, zombie.

Speaker 6 (42:57):
If you were a child in the nineties and you
did not like because you were an absolute fucking.

Speaker 3 (43:02):
Do as Sorry, brother, I was worried about the.

Speaker 6 (43:07):
Encountered to zombie. Ninja would kill that fucking thing in
a half a second.

Speaker 3 (43:11):
Guess what, Guess what? Guess what they know? Micheon? Is
that her name?

Speaker 2 (43:18):
What?

Speaker 3 (43:20):
Right?

Speaker 2 (43:20):
I just know rick Wreck?

Speaker 3 (43:25):
There you go. I don't know what that means. Got maga,
It's really close.

Speaker 5 (43:33):
I'm on this quirk.

Speaker 3 (43:35):
It's gonna go what oh sorry, Yeah, it was awful. Colin.

Speaker 5 (43:43):
That's probably the hardest one yet. I don't want to
go Ninja.

Speaker 3 (43:46):
Uh coward, Coward's all around.

Speaker 2 (43:53):
Easily Ninja.

Speaker 3 (43:54):
God, these guys are unbearable.

Speaker 6 (43:56):
Next, we got one of the greatest matchups in the
entire break, the seventh se Pumpkin against the two Seeds
Sexy Nurse.

Speaker 3 (44:02):
I think objectifying women is disgusting, and I will go
with Pumpkin.

Speaker 5 (44:08):
Get the fuck out of her. Sexy nurse.

Speaker 3 (44:12):
That's disgusting, dude. You could pumpkin, dude. I put sexy
put here before put sexy in front of pumpkin.

Speaker 2 (44:21):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
I bet you the changes the vote, pumpkin, sexy pumpkin dude,
I'm still going sexy pumpkin. You paint Cardi B's area.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
A.

Speaker 3 (44:33):
What the fucking he's up? You shut your ass up
and make a selection, you monster. I'll pick sexy nursing
without through the time. But cap got stuck in Alright,
we're gonna slide it right over here to Colin.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
Gotta keep them alive.

Speaker 3 (44:58):
B J. It will is a. It was a mistake
to put it on here, but you have the chance
to do the funniest ship ever. It's gonna whatever it is,
it's pumpkin. Let's go pumping on. Oh ship, dude, been
proud or anything you've ever known your life.

Speaker 5 (45:14):
That fucking Pumpkin's gonna get sliced open real quick.

Speaker 3 (45:17):
But oh, I know you mean the secause we're pounding it, dude,
pound that pumpkin. Dude. You ever see the punk where
it pulls its panties in the side and the bottoms
of the buttle.

Speaker 5 (45:29):
I'm talking about regrettably.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
Yeah, great, it's very funny.

Speaker 5 (45:39):
One seed skeleton against the eight seed black Cat.

Speaker 3 (45:45):
All right again, I just think skeleton is just too
hard to pull up. It's hardly ever done the right way.
I gotta go a black cat.

Speaker 5 (45:52):
After Sexys got railroaded, I feel like black hats.

Speaker 2 (45:59):
They he didn't you picked Pumpkin?

Speaker 3 (46:01):
I know, but I wish we could.

Speaker 7 (46:05):
Manga, Well, when you're a full figure, sound like myself,
when you're trying to do a skelty just like.

Speaker 3 (46:13):
Yeah, and then doing the dance while you're drunk. Walking
around with your kids also doesn't help you do the
thing either. Dude hitting kids with chairs. Little Love Parker
is a good fat man Halloween cousin. I might look
into it. Okay, Manga, who did you pick? Okay, you're

(46:36):
the worst. Colin pick black Cat, he's a monster. Yeah,
I picked huge Hill, the funk out dude, black Cat. Okay,
got it? Colins skeleton, good, thank you not siding. Let

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him have his bit b J Yeah good, all right?

Speaker 5 (47:02):
Five seed devil, four seed princess.

Speaker 3 (47:06):
Uh devil obviously, Mike.

Speaker 5 (47:12):
I think it's I think it's easily devil.

Speaker 3 (47:14):
Yeah, because we can all kind of be a devil
if we wanted to. If I go as a princess,
everybody's like, yeah, that makes sense.

Speaker 5 (47:23):
The bearded princess.

Speaker 3 (47:24):
Oh yeah, bearded princess definitely sounds like a gay bar
been in. The bearded princess. Many dude, brother, longo, that
don't even makes the chiller white devil.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
So going, Colin, there's too many classic princesses. Gotta go
princess the devil.

Speaker 3 (47:49):
You do not have to go princesses from South Park.
Go ahead next well please?

Speaker 5 (47:56):
Uh six seed scarecrow against three seed pirate.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
Uh, I'm gonna stand up on this perch. Pirate ship.
Pirate ship is lame. All pirate ship is lame. If
you like pirate sh you're.

Speaker 5 (48:10):
Begging you to have a good take.

Speaker 3 (48:12):
Pirate ship, pirate ship is lame. Your dumb ship, peg
leg your dumb ship spike, hand your dumb ship hat
and feather your fucking your fucking lex Luger shirt. I
don't want nothing to do with any of it, dude,
I'm out of it. Yeah you want to part? This sucks?
Sh it sucks.

Speaker 5 (48:32):
Yeah, Pirate's lame. By I'll tell you what. Standing in
a fucking field and doing nothing is really cool.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
No, you're a killer scarecrow creepers ship.

Speaker 6 (48:41):
I know why Daddy's favorite scarecrow because the scarecrow was
a d didn't have a fucking brain. I'm going pirate
a good reference. Is that our first ever Wizard of
Us reference?

Speaker 5 (48:53):
That can't be true?

Speaker 3 (48:54):
Yeah, I can't. Yeh. Do you go, Hey, this is
my this is my ship. Now I am the captain.

Speaker 5 (49:10):
Is that a vote for pirate, Yes, of course.

Speaker 3 (49:15):
It's it's he's we gotta figure it out. Colin, it's lame.
BJ that's only one guy was with some reasonable.

Speaker 5 (49:30):
Let's go ten seed Werewolf, two seed clown.

Speaker 3 (49:33):
I have a well established distrust of the clown. I
think it's based on the fact that I had a
title that I loved for a podcast and it was
shot down like a like a fucking World War two bomber.

Speaker 5 (49:49):
A podcast.

Speaker 3 (49:50):
Well, I'm going were Wolf, so the good thing I
was there, Yeah, your title, Your title really saved us.

Speaker 6 (50:01):
Knowing that he's for clowns, and how he's very obviously
afraid of them and but keeps saying that he's not.

Speaker 5 (50:06):
I'm going to clown.

Speaker 3 (50:09):
I played Killer Class Matter Space I'm not afraid.

Speaker 5 (50:12):
Keep saying that it'll become true maybe one day longo.

Speaker 3 (50:17):
Just like belaship of in Twilight, I'm going Werewolf. Oh
hell yeah. I don't get the reference, but I appreciate
the support. What does that mean? What is it like
that the night Time the movie series got it, got it,
got it? Uh didn't, Jacob fucking Nerds. I don't know
what that means. I think I'm getting clown though. Color's

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going Werewolf characters. Let's go clown on the floor, dude,
dead on the rival, Beach, I don't care about you.
You're want to take clowns, but it don't matter. The
fuck you word, dude, the fuck you word, dude, You're
like it's like his honorable mentions, A thousands of them, dude,
my face.

Speaker 6 (50:56):
Next, we're in the Elite eight and folloween passings. We've
got the eight seed Mummy and the five seed Vampire.

Speaker 5 (51:01):
That is old school iconic.

Speaker 3 (51:05):
Yeah, but I don't think it's closed, dude. I think
Vampire far and away, I think I don't think. I
don't even like, would you even have to take this
ship to a movie. That's how sad this is. Mummy
is good, but vampire is like, that's all elite, dude.

Speaker 5 (51:19):
No, I agree, I agree, mummy. You're lacking mobility a
little bit.

Speaker 3 (51:24):
Well no, yeah, it's because if you run, you.

Speaker 5 (51:29):
Got unlimited.

Speaker 3 (51:31):
You just sounded like fucking Russell Wilson unlimited. You didn't.
You fucking slurred into it. That's right, the vampire mil Christopher. Okay,

(51:52):
we got surprise you, Colin Vampire. We do not have
a surprise.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
It's over jig.

Speaker 6 (52:02):
All right, Another huge fucking matchup here. We got three
seed Ninja against seven seed pumpkin.

Speaker 3 (52:08):
Don't be a fucking coward. If I could tell you
one thing in your life, don't be a coward, dude.
Babies can be pumpkins. I learned tonight, dude, So if
you you too, I'm going fucking pumpkin.

Speaker 6 (52:23):
Come with me on this fucking journey, dude. Mike, uh,
a baby can be a pumpkin. But walk with me
here a baby ninja.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
How cool is that he would get squashed by the
baby pumpkin?

Speaker 5 (52:37):
Baby ninja?

Speaker 3 (52:38):
He guesn't know how to use that knife you just
handed him. Why aren't you handing? It's worse. That's worse, Mango,
as everybody that's ever known me. No, I don't always
down on my ninjas. Great mm hmm, he's a grown

(52:58):
ass man.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
I'm sorry, Ninja Nina.

Speaker 3 (53:04):
Please, I can't think of a cooler costume than a pumpkin.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
So pumpkin, let's go.

Speaker 3 (53:11):
Let's go, j J, listen before you make the selection here,
let me just say this, this is BJ. You already
wrote Ninja down me.

Speaker 2 (53:22):
Just let you go.

Speaker 3 (53:25):
Let me see I can sway you just let me.
Let you finish so real quick. You added it on here.
It's one of the dumbest things I've ever seen. Since
you added bat on here. That's like two of the
dumbest things I've never seen in my life. Right, So
you have a chance to say yeah, yeah, it's almost
like you're a stupidest fucking mirror. So I need you.

(53:48):
I need you to take Ninja away here. I need
you to make the right decision and back your whrse
so hard that it doesn't make sense forever. That's what
I do.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
The problem is that I had agenda coming in here.
To stick to the agenda.

Speaker 3 (54:02):
Disgusting. Mm hmmm.

Speaker 5 (54:04):
We got eight seed black Cat against five seed devil,
uh devil. Mike hmmm, yeah, I'm gonna go devil.

Speaker 3 (54:19):
I'm gonna go devil because the talent chicken Devil had
a BB.

Speaker 5 (54:24):
That's true, Colin.

Speaker 3 (54:28):
Just trying to slide right past that.

Speaker 5 (54:30):
Just scoot was a wild show. I'll play a cartoon network.
Uh three slay aet ten seed Werewolf.

Speaker 3 (54:45):
Again. If you if you're into pirates or you support
the pirate lifestyle, I think that you are. You already
have some sort of like emotional distress in your life.
So I'm gonna say were wolf, Mike.

Speaker 5 (54:59):
Are Steve a pirate from Dodgeball? Not mixed together?

Speaker 3 (55:08):
Are less cool Vikings? So I'm gonnage saying werewolf. So
I'd like to hear Colin going pirate nowhere. BJ stands
on this thing. J hirate, God, you are such a coward.
This is such a horse ship.

Speaker 5 (55:26):
Are we're in the final four?

Speaker 6 (55:30):
Are we got the five seed vampire and the three
left vampires?

Speaker 5 (55:37):
Ninja?

Speaker 3 (55:39):
Listen again. If I was a six year old kid,
a complete loser like you guys were, I think I
would like Ninja's too. But I wasn't. I was a
fucking I was bad as ship running these fucking streets here.
I run the block. You know what I mean. I
got the keys, so I gotta go vampire because they

(56:00):
be sexy too, but they're also classy and cool. You
know what I mean. You have to slick your hair
back like you're Italian.

Speaker 2 (56:06):
Was I supposed to sway us?

Speaker 5 (56:09):
I was always I was always going ninja here.

Speaker 6 (56:12):
But knowing that Dottie has a fucking vendetta, I guess that,
which makes no sense because he actually, I'm sure fucking
loved it, and he probably here's what happened, probably begged his.

Speaker 5 (56:23):
Parents, can I be a ninja this year, daddy? And
they're like, no, you fucking loser.

Speaker 6 (56:27):
You're getting an old ass suit from a dead man
at Goodwill. But now he overcompensates and actually he hates ninjas.

Speaker 5 (56:36):
Went In fact, he loved him and wanted to be one,
but he was just too much of a loser to
be one.

Speaker 3 (56:43):
Real quick story, Mike, thank you. Ll I was richer,
No I was. I was Ronald Reagan. I was Ronald
Reagan for two straight halloweens because it was the only
one my dad had. He was like, you're going, here's
here's a blazer, here's it's a fucking suit. Jacket and
you wear the Ronald Reagan mask. I was like seven

(57:09):
and eight too. It's like prime territory in my life.
Not it's sady ship. They're looking back, dude.

Speaker 5 (57:19):
Taking you wear the old dead Man's suit.

Speaker 3 (57:21):
Yeah, hell yeah. It smelled like mothballs and ship and
the mask did too because my dad hit it and
like they where he had all the fucking like blankets
and ship. It's awful.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
I'm looking at the mask on.

Speaker 3 (57:31):
Not on Reagan, man, you see it, right, Yeah, it's
like it's like Michael Myer's mask before. It was scary, dude. Yeah,
I'm sad the ship mango and should be fair Reagan.
This is the scariest thing on this list. Trickle down
these nuts. Here we go, another fucking politician on her hands. Right.

Speaker 5 (57:54):
Oh, clam up, you should hate all politicians.

Speaker 3 (58:01):
Oh, shut your ass up. He's diddling kids or something.
He's doing something.

Speaker 2 (58:05):
No.

Speaker 5 (58:06):
No, the man who fucking advertised on our show for
many years is not the lin kids.

Speaker 2 (58:10):
No.

Speaker 3 (58:11):
Like, like I said, riding kids. The only thing he's
doing to those kids and beating their ass on the court.
Uh what the what's the say again? For six?

Speaker 4 (58:30):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (58:31):
F there you go. Colin.

Speaker 5 (58:35):
Do vampires have nunchucks?

Speaker 3 (58:38):
Yes, yes, they're made of garlic. They got nuts? Yeah,
I don't even get it, do they?

Speaker 2 (58:46):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (58:47):
And we know how bj This is fucking despicable.

Speaker 5 (58:56):
The other matchups, the five seed Devil against the three seed.

Speaker 3 (58:59):
Pip Pirates sucks again. If you do that, you're like
frit Filly shirts and you look like an idiot. The
Devil is man woman, it is. Everyone can be the Devil,
and it could be sexy. They can be sexy Pirates,
but they also kind of look like I'm just like

(59:21):
renaissance fair like you know what I mean, A good.

Speaker 2 (59:25):
That's good?

Speaker 3 (59:26):
Yeah, like they and such. Yeah, they could do that
with the Devil though, Dude, I've seen some goods.

Speaker 5 (59:35):
Authentic. It's an authentic If they do that.

Speaker 3 (59:38):
The Devil's not real in real life anyway.

Speaker 5 (59:40):
I care about authenticity. I'm going with Pirates.

Speaker 3 (59:43):
Oh, anyone who says I like authenticity their ren fare
is gonna suck. Dude, I'm going with Devil. Fuck you, Mango.

Speaker 7 (59:54):
I was gonna make a reference to Carlac from I
realize I'm probably not the right audience.

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
I guess. Yeah, right, Hail Satan, there you go Colin.
The right choice is Pirate, bju.

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
The right choice is Pirate for.

Speaker 3 (01:00:16):
Such coward ship. Me and Mango being absolutely freight trained
here like we are a sexy.

Speaker 5 (01:00:20):
Nurse in the finals.

Speaker 3 (01:00:27):
Guys, Oh my god. To be the most loser kid
matchup in the world, dude, and pick one that I am.
I want to be the most generic, fucking loser kid
in town. Like like my mom was the least original
come out with Ronald Reagan. Dude. No other kid, no Yo,
no one yo, Mike, no other kid in nineteen ninety seven,

(01:00:48):
we're stressing like Ronald Reagan. Dude.

Speaker 5 (01:00:51):
Yeah, and that's why you got made fun of that.
Everyone hated you.

Speaker 3 (01:00:54):
That is true. I think that is part true.

Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
You were awaring that ten years old.

Speaker 3 (01:00:58):
Uh, it was like fifteen, it's maybe seventeen. That's a loser,
how like we're getting spreenwash. No, no, no, no. My
parents don't care about that ship.

Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
All my day.

Speaker 3 (01:01:11):
All my dad cared about was Duys and Marlborough Miles,
Marlboro Man and Harley Davis. Heh yeah, dude, I'm gonna listen.
I gotta put my foot somewhere. As much as I
hate Pirate and you look stupid. At least there is
some historical reverence to it. Ninja's there was never once
a little six year old white kid Ninja, you know

(01:01:33):
what I mean, never once has ever been that, and
they would never be that. So I'm going with Pirate.

Speaker 6 (01:01:38):
Mike managed to make two of the coolest things. Talking
about them sound like a fucking idiot.

Speaker 5 (01:01:45):
Unfortunately, but both these are great. This is exactly what
the finals should have been.

Speaker 6 (01:01:51):
Uh, Ninja's Pirate matchup would be fucking incredible.

Speaker 5 (01:01:54):
They actually fought, they both got swords, both got.

Speaker 6 (01:01:58):
All kinds of cool ship the Ninja their stealth, they're unbeatable.

Speaker 5 (01:02:02):
Also karate fighters remember that advertising w w F all
time going Ninja very stupid.

Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
Yeah, and Nina beat up Amber herd or whatever. So
I cannot handle this.

Speaker 6 (01:02:24):
I think he went on account of Amber, Johnny Depp's
abusive Amber.

Speaker 3 (01:02:28):
Heard He's shout on she shout on the bed maybe
something like that. Who happened? No, listen, I've shot. I
think I shot in the bed. I never shot on
the bed, like she just stood over like I'm shipping here.
If I shoot on the bed, it's like, oh, my accident.

(01:02:49):
That happens often. It's happened enough to where I've got
a protocol.

Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
That's crazy, that's terrible.

Speaker 3 (01:03:00):
Yeah, Colin, I'm gonna let be.

Speaker 2 (01:03:06):
Jada said again, pirate god.

Speaker 3 (01:03:09):
This is it. You didn't deserve this. Uh No, you did.

Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
It's okay.

Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
It's okay because the right person want It's a ninja.
Oh my god, the greatest thing of all time. Guys
are such a fucking losers legend, the legendary outcome that
we all wanted.

Speaker 3 (01:03:27):
No one wanted this. This is stupid.

Speaker 5 (01:03:30):
This is great, guys.

Speaker 3 (01:03:31):
Honestly though, I will say this, this is a lot
of fun. We yelled about things I never thought we'd compare.
And you know, Pumpkins, Nurse Pumpkin is unpresident. This is wild. Yeah,
you need to use the That's one I was yelling
about it too, but not because I want him to stop.

(01:03:57):
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Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
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Speaker 2 (01:04:14):
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Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
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We're going to draft from anyone that's ever existed in
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Speaker 3 (01:04:27):
Dude, that's gonna be fucking wild. Dude, you can have
that and Jesus this, Jesus count b y o BB
what does that? Bring your own board, bottom, buddy, I'm
not doing Wait, bring your own big board. Wait, you're
not gonna have a big board for me?

Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
How much exist?

Speaker 3 (01:04:48):
Listen, dude, listen, dude, this is a you problem. You
got three days. I need a list of top five
oundred people ever this people? Okay, you got you gotta
handle you, damn right. I big thank you to Colin,
big thank you to Mongo, appreciate you, and uh, let's
belove you.

Speaker 9 (01:05:12):
I dedicate it to the troll bets. I've seen the
shot six se Yeah, we do one night stand. I
won't hold back, like take the repeties to battle in
the back man seven to one man stand.

Speaker 3 (01:05:24):
We'll bring it.

Speaker 9 (01:05:25):
Back to the days of floor down the Hayes called
the national game.

Speaker 3 (01:05:29):
How we what drops the lange? We see the days
of hold on the best though.

Speaker 9 (01:05:33):
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Speaker 3 (01:05:38):
Thy gods, let's remember another edition of ringstro It's getting
sexy in here. Unlike the Yankees and the Phillies, I
hate baseball.

Speaker 5 (01:05:49):
And literally all of our football teams.

Speaker 3 (01:05:51):
I know, I know I said this to you. Baseball
football are stupid, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:05:55):
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:05:55):
I don't know when this was recorded, Oh Jay, you'll
know October seventh, but the one Eagles, Bills and Yankees
feeling one of those exactly. Yeah, seriously, that's why. So
you said to me the other day, You're like, you're
ford one. Why you're man, I'm like, it's such a
loser mentality.

Speaker 5 (01:06:14):
Dude, is your You're like, remember what those days were like?

Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
Not me.

Speaker 3 (01:06:20):
Can't relate hashtag, can't relate. No, as long as I've
been like conscientious of the Eagles, even pretty damn good. Yeah,
that's right, motherfucker. Sorry, I wasn't liking him when I
was five or whatever ship you're saying. Dude. I remember
the fucking the miss the wide rights, all of them,
three four and five or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:06:41):
It was.

Speaker 6 (01:06:41):
My first memory is when I really watched the Bills
when they lost the Jaguars in the wild card game.

Speaker 3 (01:06:46):
Was a Jaguar.

Speaker 5 (01:06:48):
Second season was a Jaguar.

Speaker 3 (01:06:51):
It's jaguar, jaguar jaguar. That's not the sub. It's not jaguarre.
It's not j g W I R. Dude, you're like
jaguar jaguar, jaguar j A g u a R jaguar jaguar.
Go to go to wiki and do the pronunciation thing.
BJ does that. Guys, we have to talk retro. We

(01:07:14):
have a Gremlins too. Haul Cogan was in it. I
know this one. This one was not know that.

Speaker 2 (01:07:20):
I haven't seen this one. Actually, Oh I realized I
only saw the first Gremlins.

Speaker 5 (01:07:24):
Also a kid, I saw this not like many years ago.
Many years ago.

Speaker 3 (01:07:29):
Yeah, I mean I hadn't seen it many years Although
I do say this, A MC does a really good
job in October of showing a bunch of old horror movies.
A little matter of fact, my wife had never seen
Night Man Elm Street two. I almost a horset on
the spot. I was like, you alad me, but we
were here to watch Gremlins two for George Cruz and

(01:07:49):
you got to Patri Batch. Yeah you go have BJ.
How does somebody make us watch a cool old horror movie?

Speaker 1 (01:07:56):
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dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:08:03):
Anything with the wrestler involved, we'll cover. You know what
I like about this orthing.

Speaker 3 (01:08:07):
It was like the first one, except a little more
self aware. Yeah, that.

Speaker 5 (01:08:14):
It meant to be a joke.

Speaker 3 (01:08:15):
Yeah. Yeah, it was like horror, yes for sure, for dude,
the first one when they killed the pretty gritty Yeah, yeah,
once you hit the point where mom got murdered, it
was like we're we're all downhill from here, and there was.

Speaker 5 (01:08:28):
So much murdering in this one.

Speaker 3 (01:08:29):
This one is a lot more fun.

Speaker 5 (01:08:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:08:31):
They realized how cute Gizmo was and they're like, we
better lean into this being more kids friendly.

Speaker 5 (01:08:38):
That at the very end of the movie too.

Speaker 1 (01:08:40):
Yeah, it's just kind of so much like the movies,
like we have to tone this down.

Speaker 3 (01:08:44):
Yeah, honestly, that's what I would say.

Speaker 5 (01:08:46):
This is not as good as the first ones to me,
but it's yeah, I have fun.

Speaker 3 (01:08:52):
Well, first of all, my first note here is holy shit,
it's in New York City, Big BJ pop.

Speaker 2 (01:08:58):
I have a better pop for you. This is ridden
by Charlie Hass.

Speaker 3 (01:09:02):
That's insane.

Speaker 5 (01:09:03):
The wrestler Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:09:04):
Interesting Charlie Charlie Hass's father's claimed the famous that he
wrote Gremlins too, and his son was a wrestler for
a while.

Speaker 5 (01:09:12):
I have something even better to say. Bugs and Daffy Duck.

Speaker 6 (01:09:15):
At the beginning of this movie arguing in the Warner
Brothers logo very fun bonus.

Speaker 1 (01:09:21):
So I had to somehow access to this movie, so
I clicked into it. I was like, am I in
the right movie?

Speaker 5 (01:09:30):
Is this like when you watch Surfs up the definition?

Speaker 2 (01:09:36):
That was great, but.

Speaker 3 (01:09:38):
I will never forget that. You're like, here comes the
penguin sliding down the road? Oh ship, how the fuck
did you know that?

Speaker 2 (01:09:46):
Dude?

Speaker 1 (01:09:49):
Then realize my very quickly is actually on HBO Max
and I switch over to that.

Speaker 5 (01:09:52):
That's what I watched. The old Asian man with the Gremlins,
mister wing Uh.

Speaker 6 (01:09:59):
He continually he refuses to sell his business to this
douchebag real estate developer, Daniel Clamp but he's unfortunately old
and he dies so eighty.

Speaker 3 (01:10:09):
I know this is nineteen ninety, but man, this is
a nineteen eighties movie.

Speaker 6 (01:10:13):
Yes, they knocked down the building, Gizmo's still inside, but
he escapes and one of the best parts of this
movie is like the animation of him running.

Speaker 3 (01:10:22):
Now, it looks incredible.

Speaker 6 (01:10:26):
Billy and Kate from the first Gremlins movie they worked
for this Clamp guy his company.

Speaker 3 (01:10:32):
They glowed up.

Speaker 5 (01:10:35):
Yeah, pretty sure Clamp is a parody of Trump.

Speaker 6 (01:10:38):
So I'm sure Donnie's little chowed got all tickled for
this guy.

Speaker 3 (01:10:41):
First off, Dude, you can't call when I'm up over
three inches? Now, dude, that's why I'm losing that weight.
Is that a definition?

Speaker 2 (01:10:48):
I think so three inches?

Speaker 3 (01:10:49):
I don't know it. Ude, every forty for every forty
pounds you lose, you gain an inch. Dude, I got
a lot of pounds to lose.

Speaker 2 (01:10:58):
There you go, keep going, starting the negatives.

Speaker 3 (01:11:02):
So yeah, it's a.

Speaker 6 (01:11:06):
Gizmo gets captured and taken into a genetic engineering lab.

Speaker 3 (01:11:10):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (01:11:11):
They do all kinds of weird ass tests on animals
in this and the main scientist is playing to dissect
gizmo even though we.

Speaker 5 (01:11:16):
Did a cute little dance. How could this guy say
such a thing? Lord of the Rings, I do not know.

Speaker 3 (01:11:24):
Wait, say the words you just said, am like, I
don't know. I don't know, brother, don't there, don't know.
None of that ship matters to me. Christopher Lee. Is
that the guy except Brucey's kid who got killed in
the fucking Crow?

Speaker 2 (01:11:38):
No, okay, you guys, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:11:41):
I know like the basics of Lord of the Rings.
Never have seen any of them.

Speaker 2 (01:11:44):
I know. I know.

Speaker 3 (01:11:46):
I was gonna call you if I liked it, but
I don't think that's allowed anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:11:50):
And you still said it.

Speaker 5 (01:11:53):
Did we see?

Speaker 2 (01:11:53):
Well?

Speaker 3 (01:11:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:11:53):
Probably did you guys see Drop Dead Fred? Growing up?

Speaker 3 (01:11:57):
I did not explain the movie to me, and maybe
I did.

Speaker 5 (01:12:00):
I got got fingered.

Speaker 3 (01:12:02):
I've seen that as well.

Speaker 5 (01:12:06):
Legend of our time was Hung Green ever on the.

Speaker 3 (01:12:12):
I remember that. One of the best Tom Green mom
went off topic, of course, is when he stood up
to the guy who did bum fights. Everyone's like, Tom
Green's a fucking legend, and then he shipped on stage
like two weeks later, and they're like, well, remember maybe
he's not the perfect role model.

Speaker 2 (01:12:26):
We thought, crazy, what's going with the movie.

Speaker 6 (01:12:31):
So Billy hears this delivery man whistling the tune that
Gizmo whistles. The delivery man said he heard it at
the lab, and Billy knew. He's like, Gizmo must be there.
So we went and he rescues Gizmo so he's not
gonna get murdered.

Speaker 3 (01:12:44):
It was crazy trained by Ozzie.

Speaker 5 (01:12:47):
I do not think that's accurate. This ad, This redheaded lady,
Marla at the office.

Speaker 3 (01:12:57):
Marlon Bloodstone.

Speaker 5 (01:12:58):
Dude, she's my type New York accent I've ever heard
in my entire Let me.

Speaker 3 (01:13:03):
Tell you, she can fake whatever she wants with me,
and she's definitely gonna need that skill.

Speaker 5 (01:13:07):
Okay, uh No, she wants to make Billy.

Speaker 2 (01:13:13):
She's not interesting you.

Speaker 5 (01:13:15):
She's trying to seduce Billy, so she makes him go
out to dinner with her.

Speaker 6 (01:13:18):
Billy tells Gizmo to stay in the drawer of his
desk until Kate can go get him.

Speaker 2 (01:13:24):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:13:25):
He doesn't listen, of course, the rascal. He's a little rascal.

Speaker 3 (01:13:28):
He's just out there having a little good time.

Speaker 2 (01:13:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:13:31):
Billy tells Kate that Gizmo's there to go get him,
and she starts trying of acting like a bitch, being
all distressed about Gizmo being back.

Speaker 5 (01:13:38):
Follow the rules not a big fucking deal.

Speaker 3 (01:13:40):
Well, first off, that's fine when you follow the rules,
but it's like trying a motorcycle on the road. I
can only do so much myself. I wasna worried about
a bunch of assholes knocking over water coolers and shit.

Speaker 5 (01:13:50):
Okay, but she she sucks up here. As we'll see,
she's also hold on.

Speaker 3 (01:13:53):
She's also pissed because her man is out on the
day with Miss Bloodstone about to get that dick wet.

Speaker 5 (01:13:59):
She doesn't ye, none of you. Yes, there's a dude
repairing the water fountain and it shoots water on the gizmo.
So yeah, now we've got a bunch of.

Speaker 3 (01:14:08):
Evil gets everywhere it happens sometimes brumm hm uh.

Speaker 6 (01:14:14):
The evil Gremlin's bully Gizmo drapped him in an air duck.
This made me pretty, said, Then Kate bucks up and
takes bucks up.

Speaker 5 (01:14:22):
It takes the wrong gremlin. I think he's developmentally disabled.

Speaker 3 (01:14:26):
This gremlin. This is not Mohawk. Mohawk comes in a bit.
Mohawk is very cool. No, this one, this, this, this is.

Speaker 1 (01:14:36):
Absolutely mayhem crazy skesh.

Speaker 6 (01:14:41):
Marla makes a move on Billy, so he gets spooped
and runs away from dinner, but she kisses him on
the cheek.

Speaker 3 (01:14:48):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (01:14:49):
Then Billy goes home like an idiot with a big
ass lipstick mark on his face.

Speaker 3 (01:14:55):
I hope old women. Old women. The old women are
the only ones that had that kind of lipstick. And
that's one hundred and sent. Like at church, you just
get a big kiss of the cheek. You go home
and your wife thinks you're fucking old woman. Now.

Speaker 6 (01:15:07):
Uh, he obviously sees this, but she doesn't say anything
at first because it's a chaotic scene.

Speaker 5 (01:15:12):
The dumb ass gremlain that she took his fucking everything up.

Speaker 3 (01:15:16):
She's deflecting here, common female trait.

Speaker 5 (01:15:20):
Uh, So they gotta they gotta go back to the building.

Speaker 6 (01:15:23):
Billy gets caught breaking into fine gizmo, so he gets arrested,
and this, of course leaves time for the super evil
gremlins the hatch from their cocoons, which is not good
at all.

Speaker 3 (01:15:34):
Not ideal is a really good way of putting that.

Speaker 6 (01:15:38):
Billy is trying to explain the gremlin conundrum to security
and uh yeah, they're really clowning them until an evil
good one burst through the fucking control panel and attack guy.
This is like the scariest moment of the movie because
it was an actual jump scares.

Speaker 3 (01:15:55):
Yeah, I hate I hate jump scares. Goddamn it makes
me feel like I do video games. And jump scares.
I don't know why. I hate that ship.

Speaker 1 (01:16:03):
Yeah, but there's also a gremlin gets straight up shredded.

Speaker 3 (01:16:07):
Yeah, well that's pretty cool though.

Speaker 2 (01:16:09):
That was pretty wild for a movie.

Speaker 6 (01:16:11):
Yeah, other evil gremlins show up in a studio and
blow up a microwave that sets off a sprinkle sprinkler.

Speaker 5 (01:16:18):
Sprinkler again, what was it?

Speaker 3 (01:16:20):
Setting off? Sprinkler? A s p l I n k
e R splnkers? What was that? The get.

Speaker 5 (01:16:29):
So a bunch more evil get created.

Speaker 3 (01:16:32):
I remember this video.

Speaker 5 (01:16:33):
Wait, how do they know what?

Speaker 1 (01:16:37):
How do they know it was a microwave and how
to use it?

Speaker 3 (01:16:40):
Because they remember, they're self aware.

Speaker 2 (01:16:43):
They just hatched.

Speaker 3 (01:16:44):
They're cognizantly fucking further along than.

Speaker 2 (01:16:48):
Smarter than dying.

Speaker 3 (01:16:50):
I don't know. True, that's very true.

Speaker 5 (01:16:53):
A gremlin puts a mouse tramp trap on Clamp.

Speaker 3 (01:16:56):
What what happened to you, dude?

Speaker 5 (01:16:59):
I'm looking trap and Clamp are right next to each other.

Speaker 3 (01:17:02):
I'm looking at my I swear to guy. I looked
at my blunt. I was like, is he smoking? Or am? I?

Speaker 2 (01:17:06):
Like?

Speaker 5 (01:17:07):
What is a mouse trap on Clamp's secretary of sandwich?

Speaker 3 (01:17:12):
Thank you, dude, thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:17:13):
It is a great move by the way.

Speaker 6 (01:17:15):
Then he puts on her card again attack Clamp, and
Clamp puts it through a shredder.

Speaker 5 (01:17:20):
As we just mentioned, it was quite graphic.

Speaker 3 (01:17:22):
Yeah, I like it finally gets an action. Honestly, when
we're hold on, when we're watching Gremlins, I'm still thinking
of the first one because we recently watched that one too,
and I was like, so it so in my mind,
I'm like, oh shit, Gremlins who hadn't watched it a while.
It's it's gotta be like that, right, That's what I'm thinking.
I was like, Man, this is definitely a lot different, Yeah, because.

Speaker 1 (01:17:43):
Like we just kipped over poor Gizmo just getting scanned NonStop.

Speaker 6 (01:17:49):
Oh yes, on the copyre the Gremlins were they were
putting Gizmo through it.

Speaker 5 (01:17:56):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (01:17:56):
He gets trapped in the elevator and gets accosted by
a bunch of Gremlins, but the elevator free falls, crashing down,
killing a bunch of the Gremlins.

Speaker 3 (01:18:05):
So that was that's good, perfect, Honestly, dude, deserve it.
You're right about that.

Speaker 5 (01:18:11):
The gremlins break into the lab and start drinking all
kinds of stuff. One of them becomes a super genius
and he can talk.

Speaker 2 (01:18:19):
That's hilarious.

Speaker 5 (01:18:21):
And one of them becomes like a bat like creature.

Speaker 6 (01:18:24):
Uh, the genius gremlin in jets the bat with something
that makes them no longer susceptible the sunlight.

Speaker 5 (01:18:29):
Yeah, he flies, No, not sunscreen.

Speaker 3 (01:18:32):
It was, he says it was. He literally says it
was a sun a sunscreen formula or something like that.

Speaker 5 (01:18:38):
I don't know about that.

Speaker 6 (01:18:38):
But he flies to the wall and as he flies
to the wall, it leaves a Batman logo shaped hole
in the wall.

Speaker 3 (01:18:44):
Yes, there's there's some really good hat tips in here,
and also some good just like adult one liners. The
smart Gremlin turns into a very fun character. And there's
another there's another lady. There's a lady Gremlin coming soon.
Who I am.

Speaker 2 (01:19:00):
Yeah, so that's what I remember from this lady. Yeah,
even though I didn't see the movie.

Speaker 3 (01:19:07):
Would you yeah? Beers?

Speaker 2 (01:19:10):
No? No?

Speaker 3 (01:19:11):
I wrote down here, Donnie, fuck you? How many? I
literally my note for her was, would you be honest, Donnie?

Speaker 2 (01:19:20):
How much is you with?

Speaker 3 (01:19:22):
Honestly? Is however many beers she needs? That's exactly right.
That's anytime anyone has ever asked me how many beers?
I say, as many as she needs. That's exactly. It's
always the way.

Speaker 5 (01:19:35):
This bat gremlin is animated.

Speaker 6 (01:19:37):
Outside while it's flying, looks hilarious, Like it looks so fake,
but it's very funny.

Speaker 1 (01:19:43):
I love gets soaked in cement and it becomes a statue.

Speaker 3 (01:19:47):
Yes, gag O.

Speaker 5 (01:19:50):
Gag ole Philly's neighbors from the first movie. They're in
the city visiting.

Speaker 6 (01:19:55):
Uh, and the guy he dips the bat gremlin and
cement so that it flies to the time building and
just pardens into a gag oil.

Speaker 3 (01:20:02):
First off, First off, what a coincidence this guy is
here visiting just this is happening.

Speaker 5 (01:20:08):
It's crazy, It's crazy. Yeah, it's kiss me. It's amazing
how life works. What is that?

Speaker 3 (01:20:16):
What's the word you just said? Kiss?

Speaker 2 (01:20:19):
Today?

Speaker 3 (01:20:21):
Mean?

Speaker 5 (01:20:22):
How do you see coincidents? It's like it was meant
to happen.

Speaker 3 (01:20:25):
Kiss if I got to get some of the M
I TV K I S M E.

Speaker 2 (01:20:33):
T Okay, you're away off.

Speaker 3 (01:20:36):
Yeah, that's destiny or fate. I see, I've never heard
thirty eight years thirty eight years in this fucking world,
and I never heard this word before, not yet. Uh.

Speaker 6 (01:20:49):
The Gremlins interrupt the movie by destroying the film and
making shadow animals.

Speaker 5 (01:20:55):
So this is the part holy ship.

Speaker 3 (01:20:56):
I know why you fucking hold on a minute, stop this,
I know why you know Taylor Swift causing a spike
in searchers searches for Kidsman, you got this ship with
Taylor Swift's.

Speaker 5 (01:21:06):
New album this fucking liar, dude for you.

Speaker 3 (01:21:10):
You're swifty, Dude, that's wild. Never heard to wear before
in my life. This cocksucker brings it out the day
after he gets the life of a show girl.

Speaker 5 (01:21:26):
Taylor Swift did not creak.

Speaker 3 (01:21:27):
The word yes, but she is off. She has one
popularized that. According to a post on Reddit from yesterday.

Speaker 5 (01:21:36):
I don't go on Reddit, and I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:21:39):
Finding you by exposing you for the liar, you are
as a joy to me. Continue on with the movie.

Speaker 5 (01:21:46):
I've heard.

Speaker 3 (01:21:49):
Mike shook his ship today. Dude Swifty can't get one
word right trying to fuck a gremlin kids off it.
To be fair, we were all trying to Yeah, but
that's I'm not on trial.

Speaker 5 (01:22:05):
Don't make me say tramp again.

Speaker 3 (01:22:09):
Uh so again.

Speaker 6 (01:22:11):
The gremlins destroyed the film, so they're making it obviously
like they are in a movie, which is as we
talked about before. They're not taking it very seriously.

Speaker 3 (01:22:19):
They're breaking the four wall, and who stops breaking the
fourth wall?

Speaker 4 (01:22:24):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (01:22:25):
That leads the hull Cokin showing up and he threatens
the Gremlins into showing the rest of the movie.

Speaker 5 (01:22:30):
I think he didn't like their green skin.

Speaker 3 (01:22:32):
Brother. Guess what, it's not white?

Speaker 5 (01:22:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:22:37):
Mm hmm, what do you mean by that?

Speaker 3 (01:22:39):
Maybe I shouldn't yell that out loud about these gremlins
are is not quite right?

Speaker 5 (01:22:48):
Did you hear that in the Dude good rock album?

Speaker 9 (01:22:50):
Hell?

Speaker 3 (01:22:50):
Yeah, dude, because I'm so But I guess what, he's
got a new record. But always ball with your ball, dud. Uh.

Speaker 6 (01:23:01):
One of the Grandmlins turns into a voluptuous lady Gremlins
actually assaulting the head of security in the building.

Speaker 3 (01:23:10):
I wrote it down here hold on for a forester,
ye forester right because he because then at the end
it comes full circle and he gets it finally.

Speaker 6 (01:23:23):
GisMo breaks, Gizmo breaks trafter being tied up by the
evil Gremlins, and he starts working out.

Speaker 5 (01:23:29):
Because he's inspired by the words of Sylvester Saloon in Rambo,
which he watched on the TV earlier in the movie.

Speaker 2 (01:23:35):
Yeah, it isn't working out. Was amazing. He's awesome.

Speaker 6 (01:23:41):
He's the man a gremlin hits billion head with a
hammer and then tries to drill his mouth with some
dentist tools and uh Billy's.

Speaker 5 (01:23:50):
Neighbor sneaks into the building and saves him. This guy
is Johnny on the Spot.

Speaker 3 (01:23:53):
Yeah, seriously, And because there's the clamp tramp that he
was there, the clamp tramp guy, he's got like a
sea grit exit entrance thing.

Speaker 5 (01:24:02):
Yeah, I think it was pretty sweet. Actually shot him
up through the underground to the street level.

Speaker 3 (01:24:07):
Yes, shot him right up. Got a bunch of.

Speaker 5 (01:24:10):
Those in Philly getting shot up in the corner.

Speaker 3 (01:24:13):
Literally figurative heroin needles whatever.

Speaker 6 (01:24:19):
Hate saves Marla from a web spun by a mutant
gremlin spider.

Speaker 3 (01:24:23):
This thing was incredible.

Speaker 6 (01:24:26):
But Rambo Gizmo shows up, were in the head band
shoots a flaming arrow at the gremlin.

Speaker 3 (01:24:32):
Spider to kill it.

Speaker 2 (01:24:34):
That's right, but he made it out of a paper
clip on what was a pencil.

Speaker 3 (01:24:39):
Yeah, you skipped over the neighbors name, which I just say.
I'm going through my notes now. It's Futterman. It's funner man,
because I said, I wrote down here, Futterman is a
rough name. That is a rough name to go to
their life as it's Greta. It's they say, the name
of the thing is Greta, and I wrote here, she's
looking good. Really, the name of the lady Gremlin is

(01:25:02):
gret Credit.

Speaker 5 (01:25:03):
Yet, yes, they never actually.

Speaker 3 (01:25:05):
Call her that. I thought they did. I think they did.
I think they did. Really, yeah, I.

Speaker 5 (01:25:09):
Don't call that.

Speaker 6 (01:25:11):
The genius Gremlin sings a stirring rendition of New York,
New York, as the gremlins celebrate and prepare to leave
the building and invade the streets of New York.

Speaker 3 (01:25:21):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:25:22):
In a last ditch effort to save the city, Billy's
neighbor Futterman Betterman, shoots the.

Speaker 6 (01:25:31):
Gremlins with a fire hose, and Billy unleash is an
electrified super gremlin into the sea of gremlins, killing them all.

Speaker 3 (01:25:38):
That was wild. Yeah, great strategy how he figured that out. Well,
remember when they all get powers, one of them gets electrified.

Speaker 6 (01:25:46):
Right, So that was actually that was a good storytelling
right there, because they showed the electrified gremlin in the.

Speaker 5 (01:25:52):
It's like when you set up a table outside in
the match. They didn't do anything with it saving it. Yeah,
for the finish, was.

Speaker 3 (01:26:01):
That Pavlov's dog or Matov's gun or something? I want
something somebody. I think it's the Somebody's gun one clamp.

Speaker 6 (01:26:11):
Tramp thanks Billy for saving the day and makes plans
to recreate Billy's hometown as his newest developmental project, and
he plans the merchandise merchandise gizmo, which is very smart
as one.

Speaker 2 (01:26:24):
Very cute, Yeah I had. Did you guys have one? No?

Speaker 5 (01:26:28):
I think I did.

Speaker 3 (01:26:29):
Yeah, my daughter has one. It's called Ferbi No.

Speaker 5 (01:26:34):
Ferby is cursed is the most cute.

Speaker 3 (01:26:37):
I don't know. They're hauntingly similar.

Speaker 5 (01:26:40):
They're still putting out Gremlin's merchandise to.

Speaker 3 (01:26:42):
This day, adventure all over the place between that killer
clowns and the fucking candy in one movie with the
little guy name.

Speaker 5 (01:26:55):
Oh Sam, Yeah, I never saw that name of the guy.

Speaker 1 (01:26:59):
There's something on Maxim like two years ago called Gremlins
Secrets of the Magwai m. It's an animated like, Oh,
I think it's I don't know if it's a movie.

Speaker 2 (01:27:10):
Oh, it's a series.

Speaker 3 (01:27:12):
Oh interesting, Yeah, I won't watch it. You can watch
it and tell me that though no someone can pay
me to watch it, otherwise I won't spend the time.

Speaker 5 (01:27:20):
Billy and Kate they leave and they take hisbone. All
is well. The ending scene of this movie is the
lady Gremlin Greta.

Speaker 6 (01:27:27):
As we learned, she has the head of security trapped
near the like the pop four of the building. Yeah,
she's wearing a wedding dress. He looks scared, but then
all of a sudden, he's just.

Speaker 3 (01:27:40):
He just realizes. He's like, why am I trying not
to get late? He's like, this is crazy talk, you
know what I mean? I read a story about a
lady who worked with dolphins who ended up fucking the dolphin,
and I.

Speaker 5 (01:27:54):
Bring down Miami dolphin or an actual dolphin, like.

Speaker 3 (01:27:57):
An actual dolphin, like the animal. But which brings me
to my reason. I brought that up subconsciously. I think
Jane Goodall fucked apes. Oh right, just in my opinion,
just my in my uneducated opinion, you know what I mean, speculations.

Speaker 5 (01:28:16):
I'll say this all that all sounds very wrong and.

Speaker 3 (01:28:20):
Horrible, but she definitely thinks.

Speaker 5 (01:28:23):
I could see the way Jane Goodall could do that.
How is a lady fucking a dolphin.

Speaker 3 (01:28:28):
Well I read that one that one was online that
was actually substantiated. It happened like, well, because it does
have a dick, and like they do dolphins.

Speaker 5 (01:28:39):
R take some notes.

Speaker 3 (01:28:41):
Dolphins rape. You know that dolphins rape. We've talked about
that on the show before. How dolphins have a penchion?
What ty cow? No, that dolphin just beats. Yeah, all right,
this was Gremlins too. I feel like we didn't really
do a good job talking about it, but we definitely
had conversation.

Speaker 5 (01:29:02):
I thought we did every note.

Speaker 1 (01:29:04):
It was like start, it was slow start, but once
the Gremlins got told, it's quite fun.

Speaker 5 (01:29:08):
I agree it was chaotic, honestly.

Speaker 3 (01:29:10):
That was a lot like the first one where it's
like it wasn't until the murder of the mom where
it was like, holy ship, we got a movie.

Speaker 1 (01:29:16):
You were getting like the mystery of everything and they
were in his room and yeah, patching and ship.

Speaker 3 (01:29:21):
I thought the first one was light years better than this.
This was f eighties movie, but like Gremlin's one was iconic.

Speaker 10 (01:29:27):
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Speaker 1 (01:29:45):
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Speaker 2 (01:29:49):
We'll cover it. No one anything, due anything.

Speaker 3 (01:29:56):
It's going.

Speaker 9 (01:30:01):
I had to keep the throw bets. I've seen the
show at six one Night Stand. I won't hold back,
like take the rempties, the bad to live in the
back Man seven One man Stand. We'll bring it back
to the days of flooring up in Hays called the
National Game. How we wood drops the legs. We see
the days of all on the best though.

Speaker 3 (01:30:21):
That's why we bring to your ring brush, Fred Trow.
Let's go, guys over another additional Ring Russ retro. This
time we're watching the movie Weird, the Weird Ol Story
and George Cruz made us watch this and why.

Speaker 5 (01:30:40):
Uh well, there's a few reasons. Initially I thought it
was because Will forte Ak mcgruber was in it and
he's been on Raw multiple times Weird.

Speaker 3 (01:30:48):
Al I had never done anything with wrestling. Are we
sure about this? Because I'm thought he would have. That's
a perfect marriage.

Speaker 6 (01:30:55):
There were several people like Alice Cooper of somebody playing
else Coopers in this. He was at a WrestleMania somebody
playing Tiny Tim the weird falsetto voice singer he was
on Raw before.

Speaker 3 (01:31:06):
That's weird.

Speaker 5 (01:31:08):
But somebody playing haulk Hogan is in this near the end,
and that I guess it could be the biggest reason why.

Speaker 3 (01:31:14):
That's the veil we wear. Got it all right?

Speaker 1 (01:31:17):
One year ago on Reddit, weird Al guest star is
the name of this thread. So a while back, weird
Al had a show wearing one episode Macho Man guest
stars and wrestles a hamster and ends up losing.

Speaker 3 (01:31:29):
Why the fuck have I weirdl show? Why the fuck
have I not seen this? Get me the.

Speaker 2 (01:31:36):
Great email?

Speaker 3 (01:31:37):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:31:37):
That episode was redone with the wrestler from each era.
Who would you think we guest started? Put over a hamster?

Speaker 3 (01:31:43):
Holy shit man put over a hamster?

Speaker 5 (01:31:46):
Yeah, they said, finished, and then the only reply.

Speaker 3 (01:31:50):
A series of the Canadian Destroyers.

Speaker 1 (01:31:54):
The only reply to this thread is a gift of
Ac Slater walking the on the whole way.

Speaker 2 (01:32:00):
Mike, it's just saying stupid, disagree?

Speaker 3 (01:32:05):
Who great?

Speaker 1 (01:32:07):
Someone should email this to us?

Speaker 3 (01:32:09):
Yeah, I saw, we just gave you the question. Nextro
We're gonna change the answers. All right, ohj it's on YouTube.

Speaker 2 (01:32:16):
Send to you.

Speaker 3 (01:32:16):
Don't thank you. I legitimately will watch this episode too.
I love I love Weird. What did he was? It
like a talk show that he had had a variety
show it became VHS or you ate Jeff? Remember that
one weird movie he was in? You ate Jeff with
the Creamer? Yeah, that was a great movie. By the way,
if you never got to see it, that's a fucking
great movie.

Speaker 2 (01:32:35):
We should do a retro.

Speaker 3 (01:32:39):
You're like, no, not great. I was like, wow, heavy
hand him. Okay, how does someone make us watch him
obscuriy as ship. We're sending an.

Speaker 1 (01:32:46):
Email Patreon dot com, slash ring Rust Radio. Donate to
our retro tier. Email us ring rest Radio at gmail
dot com. Anything with the wrestler involved, including Macho man
on the weird al showing over Hamster, we'll cover it.

Speaker 3 (01:33:02):
I'm not sure even put the Hamster over, you know
what I mean. I know that he was supposed to
fight him, but I don't know if he put him over.
You know, I mean, Canelo put over Crawford, which is
great to see.

Speaker 1 (01:33:10):
He really put him over, now, he really just put
over the Hamster. I'm watching it.

Speaker 5 (01:33:13):
Okay, great, I put him over like Packy, I'll put
over Mayweather.

Speaker 3 (01:33:16):
That's one hundred what it did. Man, we'd always think
Jake Paul's went out of here paying be able to lose.
It was Mayweather started it. You think Rocky Marciano fucking
paid people lose probably.

Speaker 5 (01:33:27):
I think he just didn't fight that great competition.

Speaker 3 (01:33:30):
Oh, here we go. We're shitting on Rocky. Unbelievable this dude, Well,
Rocky got some sort of hard life. Unbelievable, dude. You
know you know a lot about the nineteen forties and
fifties contenders, do you? Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:33:44):
Yeah, Tom, Yeah, I know it.

Speaker 3 (01:33:46):
All right, let's get into this. Let's talk about the Okay,
first off, let me just say this upfront. When I
saw that we were doing this, I assume this was
a legitimate bio Pico. I thought you was like right,
I thought going into this that this is a legitimate.
But I grab the thing of like, hey, I got
my accordion at fourteen, I may love the girl. At twenty,
I fucking found my way, you know what I mean?

(01:34:06):
Here I am a star. Now.

Speaker 6 (01:34:08):
I thought there would probably be like some whimsical aspects
of it because it's weird aut I.

Speaker 3 (01:34:14):
Swear to this, dude, I swear to god. I thought
this was a straight Netflix style doc, like I was
watching a true crime doc. But it was just about
like I thought this was like VH one. Behind the music,
it wasn't.

Speaker 1 (01:34:28):
Okay, That's exactly what I thought as well, And then
when it got to the Madonna part, I was like,
hold on, wait a minute, Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:34:36):
I definitely googled it about ten minutes in. I was like,
what the fuck's going on here? But you know how
I knew it was fucked up because I do know
a lot about Weird now. My family loves him. We
love Weird out here. I knew his first song wasn't
my Bologna, right, Yeah, I was thinking about another one.
Rides the Bus was actually the first one he ever did,
and I know that's the.

Speaker 5 (01:34:54):
One that he did at fucking doctor Manas party. You
don't know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (01:34:58):
I know I know this spot he came up. All
the people are real, but the actions have been changed.

Speaker 6 (01:35:03):
Like I I forgot this wasn't real when his dad
almost murdered a fucking door to door accordion salesman and
his mom told him, we want you to notpy yourself
and not do the things that you enjoy in life.

Speaker 2 (01:35:17):
Yeah, I mean that's possible.

Speaker 5 (01:35:18):
Yeah, serious seemed unlikely.

Speaker 1 (01:35:20):
Go ahead, let's get Donnie listened to Weird Girl, Mike.

Speaker 2 (01:35:23):
Did you listen to weird all?

Speaker 3 (01:35:24):
Growing up?

Speaker 5 (01:35:25):
I wasn't like listening.

Speaker 6 (01:35:26):
I didn't have like weird al CD or I heard
very aware of weird al songs and enjoy them.

Speaker 3 (01:35:33):
My mom had a record collection, right. I didn't have
a CD until it was nineteen ninety nine, right, That's
when I got my first CD, so I had records
until then. I had his Weird Al in three D
record and it had like uh uh, mister po Peel
and it had like I Lost on Jeopardy and all
these kind of weird songs. I just thought it was

(01:35:53):
so little kid, you just think that shit is so funny.
And my mom was like, oh, okay, I'll embrace that.
You like this comedy record, I'll get you other comedy records,
but I won't listen to them first, like Eddie Murphy
Raw or Red Fox. And I'm just like, thank God,
you're not listening to this Richard Pryor record with me,
because it's really raunchy. So weird Al opened a lot

(01:36:14):
of doors to me, absolutely a door weird out and
honestly can leave those music aside from hell like a
curse word here and there. The kids can listen to.
It's so prom at all, So it's fun.

Speaker 1 (01:36:24):
Yeah, I mean, I'm in Paradise was amazing when that
came out.

Speaker 6 (01:36:28):
And I remember probably second eat it, yeap, second grade
eat it like in music class. I remember we for
whatever reason, it sticks with me, but there was like
a class and we like sang eat it like.

Speaker 5 (01:36:42):
I think that was the first time I was aware
of weird Al Donny.

Speaker 1 (01:36:45):
Sings of every tiny season anything.

Speaker 3 (01:36:47):
I'm a big fat body man.

Speaker 1 (01:36:49):
So this came out in twenty twenty two. Yep, I
had no idea Funnier Die was still around.

Speaker 5 (01:36:55):
Oh you ei them, and I didn't know they made films.

Speaker 3 (01:36:58):
The last thing I remember from them with the Will
Ferrell's daughter being drunk and trying to kick him out
of his house because he wasn't paying rent. Yeah, that's
the last thing I saw that they did that was funny.

Speaker 5 (01:37:12):
This is also a Roku original movie, by the way.

Speaker 3 (01:37:16):
Yeah, dude, Roku, do I have a Roku TV.

Speaker 2 (01:37:19):
They have movies either, I don't know, but.

Speaker 5 (01:37:22):
That was the only like because that's how I watched.
I watched it on my Roku.

Speaker 6 (01:37:26):
So uh so Harry Potter guy Daniel rad Club plays
weird Al in this interesting casting choice, but based on
like what, this movie is actually a pretty good one and.

Speaker 5 (01:37:42):
Uh weird Okay, So we were starting off with weird
Al's little kid.

Speaker 6 (01:37:45):
His dad's a fucking douchebag, flips out on weird Al
because he changed amazing grace to amazing grapes.

Speaker 5 (01:37:52):
You didn't like it? I thought it was great.

Speaker 2 (01:37:55):
Yeah, the father reminds me of Dom.

Speaker 1 (01:37:56):
It has been really fucking annoying.

Speaker 5 (01:37:57):
Agreed.

Speaker 6 (01:37:59):
His mom said that her and his father talking to
side it would be best to be stopped being who
he is and doing the things he enjoys.

Speaker 5 (01:38:05):
That's verbatim.

Speaker 3 (01:38:06):
Yeah, hell yeah, hell yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:38:09):
I mentioned that.

Speaker 6 (01:38:10):
We get to the salesman trying to sell weird Al
and Accordion the dead Whoops's ass he called the Devil's monstrosity.

Speaker 5 (01:38:16):
We'll learn why later.

Speaker 6 (01:38:18):
But the day at leaves take a walk to cool off,
and the mom buys the Accordion for weird Al, but
tells him, you can't let anybody see you playing this,
okay it he's a closet accordion player.

Speaker 3 (01:38:28):
Remember how you said that you took a second for
you to realize what was happening. My first note is
I thought his mom and dad approved, and then my
next note is, so this is a parody. So it
didn't take me long to figure it out as well.
But I was definitely like, I knew something was awry.
And then we'll get into it.

Speaker 6 (01:38:46):
Weird Al becomes a teenager and he goes to a
polka party because that was all the rage among kids.

Speaker 3 (01:38:52):
Of course, hold on real quick. On the way home
from the mountains, do you only get weird stations? Mike,
You go to that cab in the middle of nowhere
for whatever reason, you just get weird stations. He gets
Jesus country music, and I that's it, right. But on
Sunday mornings they called Sunday Morning Polka. So from like
nine to twelve, which is like the prime driver through
the country time, I listened to polka every drive home.

(01:39:14):
The kids and I have like come to love it,
and there's nothing I enjoyed like you shut your hands
on I have it's because of Poka's on That's why.
So now one of the things I've come to learn
to love the most of my life is dirty polkas
I don't want to you can have as she's confet
on me. Yeah right, I love a good dirty polka.

(01:39:34):
M Why do you say to l polka? That's the word,
is polka poka? Yeah. If there's an L on there, buddy, February.
If there's a letter, I'm using it. Anyways, God put
it there.

Speaker 6 (01:39:50):
Parents would find out he was at the parties, so
his buddies start taunting him and daring him to play
the accordion.

Speaker 5 (01:39:57):
He does, and he shreds it. But the cops show
up and they bring weird Al home.

Speaker 6 (01:40:02):
Dad flips out on him, and his dad finds the
accordion and destroys it.

Speaker 3 (01:40:06):
Dude, it's like it's like methan phetamine. They treated They
treat like mean phetamine.

Speaker 6 (01:40:14):
Despite his dad, weird Al abowed to be the best,
well maybe not technically the best, but the most famous
in a very specific genre of music.

Speaker 5 (01:40:22):
Yep, it comes true later.

Speaker 3 (01:40:26):
Honestly, his real story of life is actually pretty fucking
interesting on its own, but this is way more fun.

Speaker 2 (01:40:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:40:33):
I mean it makes sense in hindsight that this would
be a parody of celebiography, yes, one percent.

Speaker 3 (01:40:39):
And in retrospect, I'm so stupid for not thinking about this,
But I just went into it just like that.

Speaker 1 (01:40:45):
I was actually really excited to see a weird Ald
documentary and I still want you did.

Speaker 3 (01:40:50):
Yeah, Yeah, Madonna came back from the dead, you idiot.
Shut up.

Speaker 5 (01:40:54):
Weird Al gets older and he's chilling with his roommates.

Speaker 6 (01:40:57):
After several failed band auditions, he said he wanted to
change the words of well known songs. My Sharona incredible
song by the way, comes on the radio while he's
making Boloney sandwiches, which is the inspiration for my Bologna.

Speaker 1 (01:41:10):
It's amazing.

Speaker 3 (01:41:13):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (01:41:13):
Weird Al meets with the record executives and one of
them is played by the real weird Al uh and
the others Will Forte aka Macgroover. Uh, which at the
time I thought was why we were watching this.

Speaker 5 (01:41:24):
Because Macgrooover's in the movie. They shoot down weird Al.

Speaker 6 (01:41:28):
They're saying, nobody's gonna pay the same amount to listen
to parody songs is the real thing? Uh, and Will
Forte goes on this rane about how weird el sucks
and as ugly as fuck. Basically, he just won't stop either.
It's very, very funny. A weird al does his first
live performance at a bar. Everyone's heckling him until he
blows them away with I love Rocky Road.

Speaker 3 (01:41:51):
It's it's the dump shit that.

Speaker 5 (01:41:58):
So did that guy at the bar he was trying.

Speaker 3 (01:42:01):
I think it's over. I don't like broad ice cream,
not my favorite.

Speaker 2 (01:42:05):
No, it's good. It's good favorite.

Speaker 5 (01:42:07):
I probably haven't had it in like twenty five years.

Speaker 3 (01:42:10):
But I think it's good, so good ye and a
half decades. Yeah, but I I love years.

Speaker 5 (01:42:18):
Like, here's some Rocky Road.

Speaker 2 (01:42:19):
You want something?

Speaker 3 (01:42:20):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (01:42:22):
Favorite of ice cream?

Speaker 3 (01:42:23):
You right now? Uh? Vanilla and chocolate together, it's a
squirrel Yeah. No, Spence, No, I need them completely segregated.
I need them brown on one side and white on
the other. I like to put a little I like
to put a little fucking Jimmy line in the middle
so where they can't like cross it called sprinkles. No,

(01:42:46):
Jimmy's buddy, real people.

Speaker 6 (01:42:48):
Uh Spence from King of Queens and Dwight shrew from
the office dressed like a magician around the crowd for
this performance. Dwight turns out to be Doctor Demento, the
show that weird Al used to listen to as a
child before his mom made him stop.

Speaker 3 (01:43:01):
Doctor Demento and Wolfman Jack. We'll see him ben at here. Yeah,
they legitimately so. I had serious Radio for a while,
and they would play the old runs of those shows
every day at a certain time, right like whatever time
they were on back in this fifties and sixties and seventies. Dude,
those dudes were incredible. They were playing songs that no
one else was playing. They had gimmicks and shit like that.

(01:43:23):
They were like that there were morning shows before morning
shows were a thing.

Speaker 6 (01:43:29):
Doctor Demento takes weird Al under his wing and he
suggests the name weird L.

Speaker 3 (01:43:35):
Yankovic, which, which actually might be true, by the way,
could be hard to know.

Speaker 6 (01:43:41):
In this movie, weird Al goes to a pool party
at Doctor Demento's house and he beats Pee Herman, Tiny Tim.

Speaker 5 (01:43:49):
We got others eighties icons Gallagher, Alice.

Speaker 6 (01:43:52):
Cooper, Andy Warhol, who was randomly played by Conan O'Brien ell. Yeah, right,
then we got Jack Black aka DJ Wolfman Jack. He
challenges weird all to come up with the song on
the spot, and the bassis from Queen suggests another one
bites the dust.

Speaker 3 (01:44:08):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:44:09):
Weird Al makes a believer on everyone with another one
rides the bus.

Speaker 3 (01:44:12):
Another one rides the actual first song, and he just
sent it on cassette to a bunch of radio stations
and surprisingly they all fucking loved it. He like, he's
the story of really facing no resistance until Coolio got.

Speaker 1 (01:44:25):
Mad right, I like Jack blasts character, says it was
the most beautiful thing he's ever heard.

Speaker 6 (01:44:33):
I mean to be honest, when I was hearing it
in this movie hadn't heard it in a while.

Speaker 5 (01:44:38):
I'm like, you know what that He makes a good point.

Speaker 3 (01:44:39):
He gets it. Honestly, we now just is playing other
people's music with silly lyrics. It works really good.

Speaker 2 (01:44:45):
It's crazy that he was allowed to do with someone.

Speaker 3 (01:44:50):
Well, honestly, it was crazy. It's crazy that people didn't
The artist didn't like it at first, because all it
does is make them more money and make their It
makes their song more famous.

Speaker 5 (01:44:59):
Dude, like Madonna.

Speaker 1 (01:45:00):
That was the whole storyline with Madonna's spoilers.

Speaker 5 (01:45:05):
Weird Al is a big success.

Speaker 6 (01:45:06):
He appears on Oprah, but he gets sad and he's
asked about his parents because he knows they don't support him.
We All calls his mom and tells her he sold
out MSG twenty five nights in a row, and she
just like asks him if he's like shitting enough.

Speaker 5 (01:45:19):
Basically, she tells him, your dad isn't proud of you,
and he made it really clear to me to let
you know that he doesn't prove what you're doing. Uh,
and if you want, you could still get.

Speaker 2 (01:45:29):
A job at the factory.

Speaker 1 (01:45:30):
Yes, fucked up man.

Speaker 3 (01:45:33):
Nights in a row than Billy Good. Uh.

Speaker 6 (01:45:38):
Docento gives weird Al on LSD lay squacamole to try
to inspire him to write his own songs instead of
just parodies.

Speaker 3 (01:45:46):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (01:45:46):
Weird All hatches from an egg and he starts playing
eat It. So okay, So this happens. The whole storyline
is I'm not gonna be doing any more parodies. And
then I'm like, Okay, what's this song gonna be?

Speaker 2 (01:45:57):
And it's eat It?

Speaker 5 (01:45:57):
And I'm like, okay, obviously a parody, but.

Speaker 1 (01:46:02):
Show the video of him in person, Michael Jackson, Yes,
fucking great.

Speaker 6 (01:46:06):
He goes to the record company the real weird Al,
who's the record executive.

Speaker 3 (01:46:11):
Plays eat It.

Speaker 5 (01:46:12):
He loves it. Mcgruber asked him what it's a parody of,
and weird Al says, nothing. It's his own original song
and that's all he's doing now.

Speaker 6 (01:46:25):
So that's a creative license of this movie is pretending
like beat it was actually a parody of Eating.

Speaker 3 (01:46:31):
Well, we talked, we talk about it, and here Michael
jack He says, Michael Jackson stole the concept from him.

Speaker 5 (01:46:37):
Yes, which is Madonna comes to weird Al's house.

Speaker 6 (01:46:43):
Weird Al asks, like a virgin his autobiographical She says,
technically besides the fact that she's.

Speaker 3 (01:46:49):
Had a lot of sex.

Speaker 4 (01:46:53):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:46:53):
Then they bang, I'm choosing to believe this really happened.

Speaker 3 (01:46:57):
I legit.

Speaker 5 (01:46:57):
Look this up, that it was possible that weird Als.

Speaker 3 (01:47:02):
Well, listen, I will say hold on that. I will
say that strangers weirder thing. I was about to say,
it's the nineteen eighties number one. Cocaine's a hell of
a drug. We've learned that. And from the bottom of
my heart, dumb girls do love funny guys. And he
you know what I mean, who knows he was popular?
He was big at the time. Madonna's kind of going
against the grain. She wants a book about fucking and ship.

(01:47:22):
Maybe should fuck him.

Speaker 1 (01:47:23):
I don't know, because the thing was Mike, I was like, wait,
wait a minute.

Speaker 2 (01:47:27):
I was like, I remember this being a thing, so
I had to look it up.

Speaker 3 (01:47:30):
Did you look up weird Alse partners? Like, does it
have a list of chicksia fucked? Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:47:35):
No, I mean he is married.

Speaker 3 (01:47:37):
No, I know that he's been married to the ladies,
A one.

Speaker 5 (01:47:39):
Woman man at Weirdo.

Speaker 2 (01:47:41):
Yep, I look through that eye.

Speaker 1 (01:47:42):
I went to his wiki about the car crash and
oh my god, please go on this fucking guy.

Speaker 3 (01:47:48):
I knew. It took me two points to realize there
was a thing. I'm pretty sure it took this dude
a whole movie and then research to realize it was.

Speaker 6 (01:47:55):
Weird Ale asks Madonna if their boyfriend and girlfriend now.
She's like, sure, but you can see her face. She's
scheming something, dude, She's.

Speaker 3 (01:48:03):
Such a niacle piece of shit. Still is still is uh.

Speaker 6 (01:48:09):
Weird Al is the most successful musician ever, but he's
becoming a little bit too big for his breeches. Yeah,
he's shooting down all these proposals from doctor Demento. Then
he gets informed that Michael Jackson is parodying Eat It
with Beat It, and he flips out. Los, Yeah, Uh,
he showed up to his show drunk off his ass.

Speaker 3 (01:48:31):
You think this is him? You think that was him
making making fun of Coolio, because that's literally what happened
with Kohlio well a little while.

Speaker 6 (01:48:38):
Actually, uh, his friends call him out on it, and
he flips out and tells him he doesn't need them anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:48:45):
Donald Woods, I gotta tell you the bottom of heart.
He pulled a nineteen eighties movie is what he did,
because this is every eighties movie ever. Oh fucking dude, you,
I'll fucking gat out of you. Cut to sad montage
to him walking alone so where totally needing.

Speaker 6 (01:49:01):
Them, tries to hollow weird al that Madonna's trying to
take advantage of him, trying to coerce him into doing
a parody of her song so it's gonna boost her
record sales because he's the huge star. Madonna's like mind
of course, Uh, but he He's.

Speaker 5 (01:49:17):
Like, no, I don't believe you. And then Madonna's like, weird.

Speaker 6 (01:49:20):
I was like, I gotta get out of here, and
Madonna's like, wait, don't forget your car keys after he
drank like a fucking full bottle. Uh Son gives him
his keys and he gets into a crash.

Speaker 5 (01:49:34):
But then he's in the hospital and they're like, oh man,
he's not gonna make it.

Speaker 2 (01:49:37):
He's dead.

Speaker 6 (01:49:37):
But then he comes to and he immediately writes a
like a virgin parody called like a Surgeon.

Speaker 5 (01:49:43):
He performs it at a show.

Speaker 6 (01:49:45):
The crowd goes wild, even though he's about to pass out,
because you know, he was supposed to stay for.

Speaker 5 (01:49:49):
A blood transfusion and he didn't.

Speaker 3 (01:49:51):
He just ignored the drunk driving too. By the way,
Yeah about the you know, they couldn't prove it, couldn't
prove it with all those blood tests are already doing.

Speaker 5 (01:49:58):
We didn't take a test see if he would have
gotten the transport.

Speaker 3 (01:50:01):
They had his blood in their hands.

Speaker 5 (01:50:03):
They they just took it.

Speaker 3 (01:50:08):
He's famous. Someone has it in their house right now.

Speaker 6 (01:50:11):
Uh weird al tweaks out when he's supposed to eat it,
and he starts drinking jack again.

Speaker 5 (01:50:16):
On stage. He says, you want to hear eat it
and then makes the thing, goes into the microphone.

Speaker 6 (01:50:25):
You now goes, I'm gonna whip it out? Do you
want me to whip it out? And the crowds like, yeah,
he met as accordion rather than his dong, but disappointed
cops still tackled him and arrested him for lude behavior.

Speaker 5 (01:50:40):
Yeah, just as weird.

Speaker 6 (01:50:42):
Else telling Madonna that she's all he has left, she
gets kidnapped.

Speaker 5 (01:50:47):
This see is hilarious.

Speaker 6 (01:50:48):
A diner, he kills one of the kidnappers for some reason.
He also like kills all the patrons and workers in
the restaurant. They're part of the kidnapping.

Speaker 3 (01:50:59):
I don't think he's gonna word about it.

Speaker 5 (01:51:03):
No, two of the kidnappers get away with Madonna and
so regards.

Speaker 3 (01:51:09):
Okay, this is where this is the moment where we
find out.

Speaker 5 (01:51:12):
The drug lord. We find out he's a huge weird
al fan.

Speaker 3 (01:51:16):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (01:51:16):
He wanted to play his birthday for three billion pesos,
but weird alse said no.

Speaker 5 (01:51:20):
So this is revenge for that.

Speaker 3 (01:51:22):
I will say this in the bottom of my heart.
We just found the exact moment. BJ like his disbelief
got the better of him. It was right here. He's like,
I don't think he's like, I don't think. Yeah, he's
sitting there. He's just like you know what, dude, I
don't think we'd all killed somebody. I looked this up.

Speaker 1 (01:51:37):
Actually it wasn't until he kills Escobar.

Speaker 5 (01:51:40):
That's what you thought. He murdered a bunch of innocent
bystanders and a diner.

Speaker 3 (01:51:44):
But I've seen some at Denny's. Weird Al.

Speaker 6 (01:51:51):
Madonna, Uh, Pablo says, Al and Madonna can't go until
he performs the song. Pablo es eat it, so Weird
just flips the fuck out murders everyone except for Pablo.

Speaker 5 (01:52:04):
Who then shoots Al.

Speaker 6 (01:52:06):
But Al's wearing a boltproof vest made of all his
platinum records, of course, so he's fine, gets up, takes
one of those records, throws it like a fucking throwing
star right in a Pablo's head, and kills him.

Speaker 1 (01:52:21):
It's honestly, it was a great callback because earlier in
the movie, when he's being interviewed by I think it
was Oprah, he has the necklace of his platinum and
so great call.

Speaker 2 (01:52:31):
Back to that.

Speaker 5 (01:52:31):
I didn't look this up because I knew it did
happen for sure.

Speaker 3 (01:52:36):
I didn't have to.

Speaker 2 (01:52:36):
I just.

Speaker 6 (01:52:39):
Correct Madonna as she gets the rescue, comes up the
idea of we should run Pablo Scar's drug cartel.

Speaker 3 (01:52:46):
Now that he's dead. Yeah, that's a great that's what
you do when why not.

Speaker 6 (01:52:51):
Weird Out comes to the realization that she really was
using him, so he tries to leave. She starts shooting
at him, but her shots are so bad that he
can just easily walk away, very slowly escaping.

Speaker 3 (01:53:03):
You really need to see v A u HF. Because
most of the stuff that they're doing in this movie
is like, it is a little playback to that movie too,
Like he does give us a retro. Well, he does
a whole rambo scene and it's it's it's great, you'll
love it. They're just throwing bodies on top of the bodies.
It's great. Uh.

Speaker 6 (01:53:22):
A dejected weird Al goes to work at the factory
of his dad always tried to force him into. But
weird Al's dad tells him he was wrong, tells him
that he's special, he was wrong to stand in his way,
and he's proud of him, and he takes off his
work uniform to reveal a Hawaiian shirt.

Speaker 5 (01:53:40):
He's actually supportive weird Al. Wow, that's wild, that's beautiful.

Speaker 3 (01:53:44):
All that for that, that's really weird. All the calls
are saying, I'm not proud of you, just to be like,
I aware of Hawaiian shirts.

Speaker 5 (01:53:50):
He had a change of heart. Uh weird Alel's dad
revealed to him that he.

Speaker 6 (01:53:54):
Was so hard on him over the years because he
had on He was so hard on him over the
years because he grew up Amish.

Speaker 3 (01:54:02):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (01:54:02):
He left to try to make it as an accordion
player but failed, and when he tried to go back
to the Amish, they excommunicated him because they saw the
accordion and that's why he hates accordions.

Speaker 3 (01:54:11):
That's a weirdly specific fucking thing, but.

Speaker 2 (01:54:14):
I love it.

Speaker 6 (01:54:15):
Turns out his dad wrote a song called Amish Paradise,
so Weird.

Speaker 5 (01:54:20):
Al performs it makes it a hit, and Coolio.

Speaker 6 (01:54:23):
Is in the front row pissed off watching as uh
weird Al is at the Grammys. I don't know if
they all really say it's the Grammys, but it seems
like it's the Grammys.

Speaker 5 (01:54:35):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (01:54:36):
Diana Ross and hul Cogan are the presenters for an award.

Speaker 3 (01:54:39):
I love it. I love the callbacks portrayal, Yes, I
love I love the callbacks to things that like could
have happened in the eighties, and then also the lude
people playing them are wonderful.

Speaker 6 (01:54:51):
I just like that they have all these like eighties
icons in the movies and just like have very poor
representations of them in most cases.

Speaker 3 (01:55:00):
That's okay, because it's a Joe, it's a parody. I
found out just about twelve minutes before this.

Speaker 6 (01:55:05):
Yep, weird Al wins the award for the best well
maybe not technically the best, but the most famous and
very specific genre music.

Speaker 5 (01:55:13):
He did it.

Speaker 3 (01:55:14):
He did it. He fucking he set a goal and
he did it. I wish I could teach my kids
that it's.

Speaker 5 (01:55:21):
For unexplained reasons.

Speaker 6 (01:55:22):
Weird Al pisses the pants after yeah, and then dude,
it was in full.

Speaker 5 (01:55:28):
Tactical gear pulling a massive gun, stands up from the.

Speaker 6 (01:55:34):
Front row, points the gun at him due to the
orders of Madonna, and weird Al screams no, and then
just some text pops.

Speaker 5 (01:55:45):
I'm saying weird Al was assassinated in nineteen eighty five.
His music lived on forever.

Speaker 2 (01:55:51):
That was it.

Speaker 5 (01:55:51):
That's the end of the movie.

Speaker 3 (01:55:52):
No, that's not true. We had the hand come out
of the ground.

Speaker 5 (01:55:56):
Okay, but it's still the other movie.

Speaker 3 (01:55:58):
Okay. No, it's not he's come out. He's undead.

Speaker 2 (01:56:01):
Now we get a sequel.

Speaker 3 (01:56:04):
Yeah, before I left the door open for an undead album,
weird album.

Speaker 5 (01:56:08):
Did you have to google if he was murdered in
nineteen eighty five?

Speaker 3 (01:56:11):
No, I saw him.

Speaker 1 (01:56:14):
I knew all the Cardie was done in the nineties,
so I thought this was very strange. But before when
I googled weird alww and found the Macho Man thing,
I started looking. There was a Facebook post from July
twentieth from Real Wrestling World which.

Speaker 5 (01:56:29):
Travis Scott unavailable.

Speaker 1 (01:56:31):
He's been searching for another hit musical artist to help
John Cena at SummerSlam. The current top choice is weird
al Yankovic are awesome? Actually via Frightful.

Speaker 3 (01:56:41):
Who's Yankovic? You mean Yankovic? Yanko Vic over here calling
him Yankovic like he's a fucking baseball player from the seventies.
Dude got out Yankovic playing short stop for the Reds.
There you go. Yeah, Yeah, this was a wild movie.
I thought there was just I don't even know what

(01:57:02):
to say. This was like, I love this. It was
weird as shit. It was an emotional roller coast because
I actually sat there and watched this like full like
did not times too? I said my wife, we watch
it as part of like a date night right this
was She was like, what the fuck is happening? I
was like, I know, I thought it was a fucking documentary.
I'm like, yeah, we gotta watch a documentary at weird
how She's like, okay, that's fine. Oh by the end

(01:57:24):
we're like, did did he just kill Pablo Escobar? And
is this undead hand at the end shooting through the
fucking ground. It was incredible, dude. Ten out of ten
would recommend it.

Speaker 1 (01:57:35):
Here's another article from November twenty six, twenty seventeen, on
fightful dot com. Weird Al says the rumors about him
having done the wrestling album were false.

Speaker 5 (01:57:45):
Didn't know there was such in a rumor, did you?

Speaker 3 (01:57:49):
I never know? Dave Meltzer made it up years ago. Problem,
Uh BJ, what'd you give it?

Speaker 5 (01:57:57):
You have at it's a fun movie, Mike, like a
seven point five? Yeah, not entertaining?

Speaker 3 (01:58:04):
PJ howse some and make us watch a pretty average
movie Matreon dot com. I know I would say lesson
that is, that's that's way too low for average five
five If if I've given five out of ten. That sucks.

Speaker 5 (01:58:20):
No, you would give it a one or two or three.

Speaker 3 (01:58:22):
No, because that's that that's reserved for like the worst
movies of all time. That's one is reserved for anything
involving the mis If you're above.

Speaker 1 (01:58:31):
Average, Mike Sanders, you're about a six, right, I.

Speaker 6 (01:58:34):
Would you're giving Christmas Bounty a five out of ten?

Speaker 3 (01:58:38):
That's crazy. It's one out of ten. That's what I'm saying.
You need to give a little reserve for the miz. Yeah.
One one. I know it was.

Speaker 5 (01:58:47):
It was fantastic. Stands little helpers.

Speaker 3 (01:58:49):
We know, we know.

Speaker 1 (01:58:53):
Slash ring Rest Radio doing to our retro tier. Email
us ring Rest Radio at gmail dot com. Anything with
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Speaker 10 (01:59:05):
Season album, It's good this motherfucker, make us watch it,
make us listen to a cassette, a vinyl Hell yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:59:11):
I'm into that ship dude. All right, let's thank you
to George Cruise, but let's I'll move on.