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October 23, 2018 39 mins

Ready for another ride and a little philosophy? Listen to Jake try to convince everyone that Cersei Lannister from GoT is a better human than Jim Halpert from The Office. We get to hear “mid-coitus”, “Jesus tattoo”, and “Imodium” in the same story, and Freddy’s wife Jenn causes Burger King workers to revolt by ordering 100 chicken nuggets. Buckle up and get ready for an interesting ride! 


"But it is the same with man as with the tree. The more he seeks to rise into the height and light, the more vigorously do his roots struggle earthward, downward, into the dark, the deep - into evil."

                                                                                                                                          - Friedrich Nietzsche

Show Notes

[0:00] Freddy drags Jake through more mud by recapping his sex and war comment from Part I of this episode.

[0:30] Jim Halpert’s only chance with Cersei Lannister would be if they were related.

[5:30] Where Jake pisses off all humans looking for love (which is just about everyone), and Freddy asks “Have you tried Bumble?”.

[9:04] Jake attempts to keep the mob of pitchfork-wielding civilized people at bay with regard to his sex and war comment from Part I.

[11:23] Jake ponders whether or not sex can stand up to evolution.

[13:00] Do we really have free will?

[14:12] Freddy eats 100 Burger King chicken nuggets and the workers revolt.

[18:15] The entire goal of spiritualism is to gain the ability to act.

[23:00] Jake unpacks a Friedrich Nietzsche quote about trees and roots.

[24:46] Jake and Freddy look for Dave Ramsey’s house, and realize that he really is doing better than he deserves.

[27:01] Was Freud’s work just Nietzsche’s work repackaged?

[28:38] Fuck’d upper n’a football bat and Jake has the worst Southern accent Freddy has every heard.

[30:30] Rod-neh Stewe-urt experiments with overdosing on Imodium in Israel.

[37:00] Coifing mid-coitus and surprise Savior tattoos.

[38:25] The gift of La Croix that is still sitting in Freddy’s car to this day.

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